University in Romania: on attending a top 10000 technical university

by | Oct 27, 2020 | Children, Education, Higher Education | 266 comments

I decided to write a bit about my Romanian university experience, in a more descriptive fashion than wistful remembrance, maybe I’ll leave that for another time. To the title, I am not sure what the exact worldwide ranking is these days for the old Polytechnic U of Bucharest, but I doubt it cracks the top 1000, so top 10000 should cover it. Of course, this is today. Back when I was attending, it was considerably worse.

I probably witnessed the lowest point of this institution of higher learning. It was in the post communism dump, but before some new investments came about, after Romania joined the EU. When I attended, the university was a 5 year affair. Nowadays, it is only 4. The Electronics Telecommunications and Information Technology department, which is what I did, was probably the most prestigious of the lot of ’em. But that is not saying much. It did have a competitive admission, with about 3-4 times the candidates as spots available. The admission process was based on 25% the baccalaureate grade (mine was 9.4 out of 10, the Romanian literature component dragged me down) and 75% based on an entrance exam, half math and half physics (I had 9.8 out of 10 because I messed up some cross product on some electromagnetic induction question on my physics exam ). But in the end I got in without a sweat and then it seemed like an achievement at the time. While the university is so called “free” in Romania, this does not necessarily mean that poor students attend more than in the US, as well to do students often have tutoring to compensate the fabulous free high school education, and do better at entrance exams.

The next 5 years were thoroughly disappointing. This was in part because I was not really good with the ladies and such missed a component of the university experience. This was amplified by the fact that there were not that many ladies in the first place in electronics, a thing that seems somewhat improved in the present, and the campus was standalone, not grouped with other universities. There was even a sexist joke along the lines there are two types of girls-beautiful and those who attend a polytechnic.

Being from Bucharest myself, I was not eligible for a dorm room – there were not enough of these and saved for people who were from outside of the city – and so, as all my Bucharest colleagues, I lived with my parents the whole 5 years. So I did not have the “dorm room” part of the experience, for good and bad – and there is probably a lot more bad in Romania than the US.

Now… the actual scholarly part of the deal was shit. The course material was 30 years out of date, because no self-respecting Romanian university full professor bothers to keep the course material up to date. The lab equipment was 30 years out of date and falling apart. So were the buildings. We had a full semester of studying black and white television and another studying the wonders of color – PAL, SECAM, NTSC et al. In many classrooms there were not enough chairs, so we would wander around the building trying to find unoccupied rooms that still had chairs in them.

The largest lecture hall did not have functional heating, which was a pleasure in winter. The pleasure was enhanced by the smell of food coming through the floor from the cafeteria kitchen right below it. Other lecture halls had fewer places than people who were required to attend, and such some had to stand.

The structure of the student body was as follows: there was a large group called “serie” which consisted of 150 people. A lecture by the professor was to be attended (but never was) by all at once, where the theoretical part of the course would be presented. We would further be divided in 5 “grupa” of 30. With this group we attended something called “seminar” in Romanian, in which we did more practical applications of the theory presented in the lectures, but still pen and paper only. These groups would be split in half groups of 15 which would do “laborator” the most practical thing, with actual equipment, should it work properly, which it rarely did. A group had a 3 letter designation e.g. 321 meaning year 3 serie 2 grupa 1.

Overall lecture attendance was generally not mandatory, so we mostly did not attend. We would arrange to have enough people each time so the professor did not get too mad about an empty room. Seminar was more important, but you could skip a few. On the other hand, laborator class – this basically was supposed to be hands on but was rarely so due to the aforementioned broken equipment – was mandatory, miss one and you could not finish the class and get the credit, you did not even take the final exam without the lab hours. Off course these were done with subgroups, so if you missed yours you could go another time and do it. But you had to have 100% completed, even if it meant just sitting for an hour doing nothing. And I mean nothing, I had a friend who fell asleep on the chair, and woke up an hour later to find he had drooled on his pants. You had to produce some experimental results from the lab work, but that generally mean basically drawing some graphs as they were supposed to look and then making up experimental measurements to fit the graph.

There were two semesters and each ended with a period of exams in February and mid-June to mid-July. In that period there were no classes, and the exams were spaced out about 4-5 days apart. We had between 5 and 8 classes per semester, and such between 5 and 8 exams. People did not generally study much during the year, and would cram as much as possible in 4-5 days, take the exam, and then forget everything to cram for the next one.

And there was plenty of cheating. There were primitive techniques – crib notes on small pieces of paper, and advanced ones as well. The most advanced implied a small microphone which you would place in your ear using a small magnetic implement. It was invisible from outside. You had a small camera in a wristwatch band. You would send photos to a conspirator with a laptop outside of the room and they would dictate answers in the microphone. There was also a mobile phone involved for the voice part– this was before smartphones – and a hands free hidden in one’s shirt and a series of coughs to make the dictations slower or faster. It was a trick to it, one had to make sure they were writing as if thinking about it, not too automatic, otherwise it looked suspicious. You also should have had two phones, because teachers sometimes asked for the phones to be shut down and placed somewhere visible, so that no one was using them for cheating. So you used the second phone for cheating. Why so much trouble? Because most of the exams were nonsense, and you did not only need to know the subject matter, but you needed to know it in the exact way that professor was teaching it to get good grades. Because many teachers were selling books, and you should buy their book to know exactly how they phrase it to get good grades. There was a prosperous Xerox industry to minimize this cost for students.

There were cheating mishaps as well, like the time one of my friends was all wired up, and the person outside simply dictated the wrong Greek letters on some formulas. If you failed an exam, you had the chance to take it again in August. I never had a failed exam, but I did wake up early in the middle of summer holiday on several occasions to support a friend. In one of those cases, I dictated the correct Greek letters, but my friend got them confused. Still, 55% is a pass, so we take what we get.

Most times when not in classes, but having to hang around university, we would spend time in “The Filth” as the local student bar was called. While not living in dorms – most of my friends were from Bucharest, we did go to the area of the dorms because most of the cheap student night clubs were there, to drink or play pool or ping pong or bowling and hang out and such.

So the university years trudged along, learning little and spending a lot of time doing nothing. There were better or worse days – ones where you had mandatory classes between 6 and 10 PM for example, or others with classes from 8 AM to 11 AM and then again from 2 PM to 5 PM.

Attendance dwindled as the years went by to the bare minimum, as people got jobs to gain some money and experience. Being a technical school, most looked for jobs in the burgeoning field of IT. In years 1 and 2 I helped my father out with his small business, and in year 3 I got the first full time job myself, for a small software company doing inventory and management software for warehouses and shops and such, starting out at $180 US a month. The good part is that there was the understanding that I would work less during exams period and that I could take time off to get the mandatory classes in. But I did work some Saturdays and Sundays during regular times to compensate, as some of the clients were closed over the weekend and had the time for us to install and test things. Given the paucity of things studied in University, I was happy for the actual hands-on experience. And in the end it looked good on my otherwise empty CV. But this is maybe a story for another time. In these times, actual internships are a thing, and part time “working student” gigs at corporations such as the one I work for now, so there is less pressure to get that first job early.

The last semester of year 5 we had no classes and was used to prepare the final graduate project. I did that in Torino on an Erasmus scholarship, and got to experience what a better, though still not fantastic, Polytechnic looks like, and it put into perspective the shitiness of our own. Most did not take this much more seriously than the rest of the time. And we all got a nice engineering degree and little else to show for it. But, in this world we live in, that degree is important and it helped. Overall, while we bitched about it, the effort put in the university was not that much. It was some, and mostly pointless, but thems be the breaks and there were a few fun times to be fair. In the end, it was free at the point of delivery, for whatever that is worth, so at least I did not get any fucking debt out of it.

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266 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    drawing some graphs as they were supposed to look and then making up experimental measurements to fit the graph

    So you got a head start on modern SCIENCE! ?

    • Cancelled

      Curses, I was going to post that.

  2. robc

    There was even a sexist joke along the lines there are two types of girls-beautiful and those who attend a polytechnic.

    The jokes at my school went the other way. The girls said about the guys: The odds are good but the goods are odd.

    Georgia Tech was still greater than 3:1 male:female when I was there (including the business school being on par, so engineering was even worse). It is 2:1 now, so improvement. We used to joke about take Econ in order to meet women.

    • leon

      We used to joke about take Econ in order to meet women.

      Hah! As someone with a degree in Economics, that made me guffaw.

      • robc

        Micro and Macro were required for College of Management students so the classes were about 50:50. Engineering classes were like 90:10.

        Upper level econ classes looked a lot like engineering classes, I think.

        Architecture was also fairly balanced, I think, but noboby knows as their schedules did not coincide with the rest of the student body. They slept in the day and were in their labs all night.

      • Bobarian LMD

        My “Trade School” was 10:1 male to female. My automotive engineering track was 10:0 and the whole mechanical engineering track was probably 40:1.

        We tended to mingle with the near-by mostly girls colleges, Mount Saint Mary’s and Marymount.

        AKA Mount Saint Mattress and Mattress Mount.

      • The Hyperbole

        Architecture was also fairly balanced

        about 8 to 1 at tOSU in the early 90’s, yo are correct about the scheduling however.

      • Gdragon

        This describes MIT undergrad pretty accurately as well. I suspect that lots of dorky engineering dudes who were double majoring couldn’t believe their eyes when they walked into a Sloan classroom half full of sexy investment bankers 😉

      • Timeloose

        We had 3 women enrolled in my major. I can describe them for you.

        1) Straight Edge Punk, Vegan, Lesbian – attractive but so what
        2) 6ft tall Tom Boy, generally great personality and was somewhat attractive
        3) Crazy eyed oversharing and over emotional ginger with serious Prozac prescription

        We had a good time overall, but the picking they were slim. Thankfully I was at a large state school with lots of other majors. I got to pass the attractive girls in the business classes on the bar patios on my way to the library.

      • Timeloose

        I had more luck with the science grad students and the BS business majors. The international students from Russia were particularly attractive.

    • UnCivilServant

      While RIT had few girls enrolled (mostly photography majors), we were close to UofR, Nazareth, and St john Fisher. The student bodies… mingled.

      • robc

        GT is in Atlanta. There was no shortage of college women. Any failures were solely on the part of the GT geeks being clueless, myself included.

      • Pine_Tree

        (raises hand)

        Mrs. Tree went to the Clarke County Cow College. We’re a mixed marriage.

      • robc

        I prefer CCCI, Clarke County Correctional Institute.

        I used to always say: Agnes Scott – keeping GT students laid since 1889.

      • PieInTheSky

        mingling is bad for grades.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      This is why I went to Purdue instead of Rose Hulman. I remember walking around the Rose Hulman campus thinking “I’m here on a robotics club trip and I’m on the quiz bowl team, but I’m gonna be the cool kid here” as well as noticing the flagrant lack of women of any kind.

      At Purdue, even though we joked about all the pretty girls going to IU or Testicle State, there’s enough variety across 40,000 students to have some choice. I did find out, however, that women in engineering events were not the best pond to fish in. Never have I felt more like a piece of meat tossed into a pack of desperate wolves than in the moment I walked into that lecture hall.

      • banginglc1

        My old co-worker and almost friends wife ran the Women in Engineering program at purdue. I’d call him a friend, but his crazy wife scared me off.

      • banginglc1

        Looked her up, it looks like she ,moved on to consulting . . . “Those who can’t do, teach. Those who can’t teach, consult” I guess she moved down the ladder, but probably makes more money. Anyways she was at Purdue from 2009-2016. Don’t know exactly what years you were there, But she might have led your crazies.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        Anyways she was at Purdue from 2009-2016.

        Yup. That’s about right. The incident I’m thinking of occurred 2010/2011 school year.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Never have I felt more like a piece of meat tossed into a pack of desperate wolves than in the moment I walked into that lecture hall.

        Ah, you’ve never been a straight man on a nude gay beach.

      • banginglc1

        What really hurts is being a straight man on a nude gay beach and still not getting any looks!

        /Runs sobbing

    • Chipwooder

      I don’t think I ever dated a fellow student while in college. It wasn’t anything I tried to avoid. It was just the way things happened.

      I did have an unrequited crush for two years on a girl from one of my classes. Very much out of my league.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I did have an unrequited crush for two years on a girl from one of my classes. Very much out of my league.

        #metoo. She was always on again off again dating this dumbass POS who treated her like shit and, frankly, should have been fishing out of the same pond as me. Gave me much more hope than was realistic during the off again times.

      • CPRM

        #Cuck #MeToobin

    • R C Dean

      Small liberal arts “country club” school as an undergrad. No shortage of good looking women, and this was in the early ’80s, so before the gender nuttiness and even the AIDS epidemic. As far as sex, drugs, rock and roll went, pretty much like the ’70s. The only limit on your social life were your own social skills. Mine were . . . suboptimal, but I still managed some hookups. Out of simple density, missed out on several more, in hindsight.

  3. UnCivilServant

    At the school I went to, the equipment all worked, but the students were not allowed to use it. It was always busy with something some useless professor was doing when they weren’t skipping class. You never wanted class with a full professor, their attendence was worse than that of the students, and they were apathetic towards the actual teaching. The adjuncts had jobs in the industry and actually wanted to teach, so they were who you wanted to get.

    • CPRM

      The Film School at UNLV (turn of the century) only got to use the Mac lab (in the Architecture Dept) for learning Final Cut (industry standard) a few times a semester. To this end, all underclassmen still had to cut on film, using hand crank moviolas.

    • PieInTheSky

      I was pissed on the odd occasion I made it to class at 8 AM and the professor was missing

      • CPRM

        My second stint in college I was commuting 1.5hrs each way, pissed me off to no end when I made it there and a prof cancelled class.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      You never wanted class with a full professor, their attendence was worse than that of the students, and they were apathetic towards the actual teaching.

      We had a prof or two like that, but they were few and far between. The shitty classes were with the TA who wasn’t really fluent. “Then take the wha and debade with the pho and you have complex repretation of rangur momentum”

      • CPRM

        ‘Now, everybody face toward Mecca and worship RGB’

      • limey

        If you’re color blind do you have to accept at least one of those as purely a matter of faith, or can you be selective?

      • limey

        Incredible piece of drama, that. David Warner was sublime.

      • PieInTheSky

        don’t be othering immigrants

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        “For-mate”. In Fortran we use the formate statement. It took three classes for us to figure out what that TA was telling us. I already knew fortran, but I couldn’t understand what she was going on about.

      • Rhywun

        Practice for the real world, where in my case I’m corralling a bunch of Russians. Unfortunately each of them has their own unique version of Rus-glish.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        What I found fascinating is that none of her colleagues had corrected it. What didn’t help is that she was just talking, and not writing. so didn’t point to the word, all other terminology was fine, if accented.

        Occasionally I will pronounce a rarer english word and my wife (French) will say “is that how it is pronounced?.. I have only ever seen it written”

        I can say “oxygen” and “nitrogen” like a certain prof, and everyone who went to RU within 10 years of me knows exactly who I am referring to.

      • Cancelled

        Rhywun confirmed to be running an election interference operation!

      • Rhywun

        Akshually… there is one team in I think Ukraine and one or two in Poland, and another team in Belarus. They all seem to speak Russian, though. I probably shouldn’t call them “Russians” 🙂

      • grrizzly

        They don’t speak Russian in Poland.

      • pistoffnick

        I think I had only 4 english-as-their-first-language professors at Norf Dakoda State. I had to take Strengths of Materials twice because I couldn’t understand the Iranian prof (who chain smoked in class). In contrast, Mohammed, my Thermodynamics prof, spoke excellent english. He was also our student club advisor and didn’t drink alcohol, which came in very handy when we toured engineering sites in Canada where the drinking age was still 18 or 19.

      • Gdragon

        “The fuck is verr-ah-boh?”

        “I think he’s saying ‘variable’.”

        We figured it all out in the end but there was something like that every single class and it was often something kinda important.

    • AlexinCT

      Heh, that’s my engineering masters degree classes to a tee..

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I got a job as a lab assistant for a semi-retired engineering professor emeritus. It was mostly cleaning up and keeping other profs from stealing his assets while he was gone.

      I was lucky I didn’t get irradiated given his lab dated to the 50’s and was full of old nuclear engineering department equipment.

      • UnCivilServant

        And you didn’t develop superpowers?

        You should sue.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He had vacuum tubes the size of kegs in there and a massive CO2 laser that I tried to get up and running to no avail.

        But mostly, it was access to the machine shop equipment he had that made the job worth it.

  4. Lord Humungus

    There was one gal that I remember in my upper Computer Science classes. She was maybe a 6.5/10 on the hotness scale (a nose hit by a 9-iron!) but – no surprise – she got a lot of attention; even managing to score a job at a local auto tester manufacturer immediately upon graduation.

    • banginglc1

      When I worked in Aviation reliability, we hired a girl. We called her Aviation 9. Because she would normally rank a 6 or so, but in the world of aviation (flight attendants excluded, also, they are usually on the wrong side of the hot/crazy matrix) she rated a 9

  5. Tonio

    Vampires and Vacuum Tubes…

    • Lord Humungus

      I may be buying this 1980s relic from a friend: Audio Research SP-8

      It does need to be fixed as the solid-state portion apparently blew up, probably from aged electrolytic capacitors.

    • Caput Lupinum

      Strigoi in STEM

      Baubau and bunsen burners

      Marțolea and mathematics

      Căpcăun and calculators

      Pricolici at polytechnic

      Ok, I’m out of Romanian monsters.

      • PieInTheSky

        iele speaking of wymminz… zmeu and balaur … Baba Cloanța …

      • Caput Lupinum

        Iele are just discount szépasszony.

    • Chipwooder

      hmmmm….makes me want to go listen to Stick Shifts and Safety Belts

  6. The Other Kevin

    This was an interesting read for me. I went to the local branch of Purdue University for Electrical Engineering Technology, and then for Computer Information Systems. So the same type of degree you went for. In 5 years I got a Bachelors in EET and an Associates in CIS. Things were pretty well up to date and we did have to go to lectures. We did have one rogue professor who decided to go off script and teach Object Oriented Programming in a circuits class. That was fun. We also had a medical electronics class, where we got to play with all the medical gizmos and that was also fun.

    We still had the same girls issue. I can remember exactly 2 of them in my EET classes. One was gorgeous, but she has a boyfriend whom she mentioned all the time. She did go out with me for pie for my birthday one year (no euphemism, sadly). But neither of the girls finished the program.

    • UnCivilServant

      I know OOP, I’d like to learn circuits.

      • The Other Kevin

        At the time we’d already done a few circuits classes and C++ was just coming out, so the professor was kind of psyched about it.

        In one class we built an 8088 kit and then programmed it.

    • PieInTheSky

      girls finished the program. – weird euphemism

      • banginglc1

        Shouldn’t it be of no surprise that no women finished with a bunch of engineers? They aren’t known for their slick moves and sex skills.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      I went to the local branch of Purdue University for Electrical Engineering Technology

      The Mastadons?

      I knew a few guys in the EET program at WLaf, and they were an order of magnitude more prepared for the real world than us ECE guys. It’s a very practical degree. Great balance between learning the theory and learning how to wield the tools of the trade with competence.

      • The Other Kevin

        I ended up going with a career in programming, so the CIS degree was more important. However, my first jobs were in industrial automation, and my EET experience helped a lot when I worked with the control systems guys.

  7. Lord Humungus

    btw that transistor symbol looks a little uhm flaccid. Maybe he needs a little silicon porn to get him ready for the flow of electrons.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s obscene! Put the case back on

    • PieInTheSky

      in case it was no obvious that was the official logo of the university . It had the worst fucking website in the world at the time

  8. KOVIDKristen

    Were you in class with Nadia Comaneci?

    In my school, even the DC townies that attended stayed in the dorms. They made sure to have enough of them because it was about $800/mo in income for them, per room. In the early 90’s, a 1 bedroom apartment could be had in a very nice neighborhood for $700 (about $2000 nowadays), so most of us moved out with roommates by our 2nd year.

    • KOVIDKristen

      Also, my alma mater was primarily a lib arts school, so there were a lot of chicks. And the dudes were…soyish.

      • PieInTheSky

        is that where you studied comedy?

    • CPRM

      Most colleges make living on campus mandatory for freshman year, unless you can prove a compelling case not to. For the children.

      • Lord Humungus

        When I was a freshman it was also “mandatory” but I found that such things can be ignored. I mean just pay for your classes, put your address as your folks place, and they assume you are making an hour drive.

        I was living in an apartment my Freshman year – I couldn’t stand the short time I stayed in the dorms (when I was a senior visiting friends and during orientation).

      • CPRM

        My folks place was in Wisconsin, my College was in Las Vegas, NV. Not a ruse I could pull off.

    • grrizzly

      Irina Privalova was training in the same indoor facility where I had PE classes at the university. It was weird to share a lane with her. She was already an Olympic medalist and World champion at the time.

  9. Timeloose

    I enjoyed reading about your university experiences. We had a reasonably well equipped lab, but the BS students couldn’t play with the good stuff unless you did a few summer internships. That’s when things got fun for me. I spent a summers playing with lasers, vacuum systems, and high voltage for pay!!

    • PieInTheSky

      after I finished my degree I never wanted to set foot in the place

      • CPRM

        I don’t even know where my degree is. Current job asked for HS transcripts, which I didn’t have, but I have my college transcripts, but they didn’t want those.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        My college experience wasn’t terrible, but I would pick a different college if redoing things (and probably just do community for the first two years).

        And choose a different major.

      • PieInTheSky

        If I was back in highschool I would try to go to college outside Romania.

      • R C Dean

        I wouldn’t change a thing. Same school, same majors (got me into a good law school), even the same frat (we were the campus animal house). The only thing I’d want to change is better chickdar and social skills.

      • Lord Humungus

        I would have done thing differently. Gone to UofM, gotten a doctorate in Archaeology or History; gone into teaching.

        Don’t get me wrong, I’m an okay programmer but it’s not a job I have any passion for, it’s just a way to make $$$.

      • PieInTheSky

        , I’m an okay programmer but it’s not a job I have any passion for – that is probably a majority of programmers though.

      • R C Dean

        gone into teaching

        I wanted to be a law professor. Now I’m glad I’m not. Marinating in aggressive pomo quasi-Marxist Current Day lunacy would not be for me.

      • PieInTheSky

        in law teaching you can’t even bang your hot students lest you get sued or something.

      • R C Dean

        In law school, the hot students are few and far between. Out of my class of 550, there were 3? Maybe 5, if you grade on a curve?

      • PieInTheSky

        weird.. I’d expect a bunch of pretty girls on law school…

      • Cancelled

        Hmm, my class was full of hot ones.

      • Lord Humungus

        The teaching would just be part of being able to do the extensive digs. Of course the problem is I have no interest in Native American history; Western Civ only, ancient Greek to about WW1.

      • PieInTheSky

        sounding a bit fascist there man, be careful

      • Certified Public Asshat

        it’s not a job I have any passion for

        Maybe the Orthodox Jews that I have met have a passion for accounting, but they are the only ones.

  10. robc

    #817 in CWUR World University Rankings 2018-2019, so actually top 1000!

    My school comes in #139 in the world in those rankings.

    • robc

      #893 and #74 in the 2020-21 version. I don’t know what we did do go up so much in 2 years.

      • UnCivilServant

        Who are these people and by what do they rank these schools?

      • UnCivilServant

        You expect me to go to a site other than Glibs?

        /snark

      • robc

        I have issues with it, but it is a hell of a lot better than the US News & World Report rankings.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wow, those are useless metrics.

        1) The number of a university’s alumni who have won major academic distinctions relative to the university’s size (25%)
        2) The number of a university’s alumni who have held top executive positions at the world’s largest companies relative to the university’s size (25%)
        3) The number of faculty members who have won major academic distinctions (10%)
        4i) The total number of research papers (10%)
        4ii) The number of research papers appearing in top-tier journals (10%)
        4iii) The number of research papers appearing in highly-influential journals (10%)
        4iv) The number of highly-cited research papers (10%)

        “How much does the school fit into the clique” given the culture of the publications and the people who give out academic awards along with the cronyism aspect of executive recruitment.

      • robc

        As I said above, much better than USN&WR.

      • UnCivilServant

        The metrics I’d prefer to see are the rate of alumni being employed in their field, and their median income.

        The extent to which the professors fluff each other is a negative, so those paper mills should instead get penalized in the rankings.

      • CPRM

        I agree, UNLV is ranked 811th in the world, yet it is the #1 school for Hospitality, and like 50th ranked film school, so these overall metrics don’t mean much.

      • CPRM

        Worker drones.

      • RBS

        New football coach.

      • robc

        Who can’t win games, but at least he is exciting!

    • PieInTheSky

      back then it did not scratch top 1000…. they must have bribed someone.

      To be fair, based on what I learned from working students at the job, it is quite better now. both chicks and learning

    • KOVIDKristen

      Just looked up my alma mater.

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA…*sharp inhale*

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaAAAaaAAAAaa.

      (we’re widely respected in my original degree field, tho?)

      • KOVIDKristen

        (That rag Foreign Policy puts my alma mater in the top 10 in my degree, so I got that going for me)

    • Chipwooder

      Rutgers is #50???? Get the fuck outta here with that.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        Too high? Too low?

      • Chipwooder

        I don’t know, Rutgers has never been what I would consider an academic powerhouse

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        I was there for Engineering Undergrad and MBA. It is a solid state school.

        I then worked in one of their research departments for about 10 years. I think it would be a solid second tier in science research. Works with the top tier labs and universities. Computing, developments in microbiology, lots of pharma with all of the NJ businesses etc.. so if their metric was researcher heavy, then RU would rate higher on the science side.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It is a solid state school.

        Yet another of Bell Lab’s advancements?

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        We had a number of profs that came out of Murray Hill.

        As well as one associate who the partnering team described as “not able to pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel” He was sent from BL off to our prof’s team with a “find him something to do within his abilities”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Harvard is still #1? What a fucking joke.

      They can’t hold a candle to the average MIT or CalTech student.

      And don’t get me started on Berkeley being rated better than Hopkins.

      • R C Dean

        Harvard is still #1? What a fucking joke.

        I saw that. And larfed.

        My undergrad alma mater is way, way down. Probably about right. As much as finishing school for the upper middle class as an academic institution.

      • robc

        The thing is, Harvard would still be near the top if you used UCS’s standards, maybe still #1.

        Do Harvard grads get jobs in their field? yes.
        Are they well paid? yes.

        Yup, near the top of the list.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yup, the in-group takes care of its own.

      • UnCivilServant

        The metrics are “How well does the institution fit into the academic clique” of which Hahvahd is the boss mean girl.

      • Gdragon

        The running joke when Harvard kids cross-registered was always “The Harvard kids are actually kinda smart, it’s too bad they don’t challenge them at all over there”.

      • R C Dean

        Sounds about right. Harvard is in the business of farming alumni for donations and influence. Its hard to do that if you are flunking the mediocre children of the nomenklatura and the apparat.

    • Raven Nation

      Huh, my u/g alma mater is #106.

    • Rhywun

      Mine is in the top 300. W00t! ?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Mine *is* 300. And 101 in the US. Heh, I wouldn’t have thought that it rated that high.

    • Lord Humungus

      #1354 !!!

      Not surprisingly. I got accepted to a better school – U of M #16 – but declined to go there given the shitty experiences my older brothers had.

    • Timeloose

      In the 50’s?? I’m surprised.

      • Timeloose

        I’ll have to piss my wife off by telling her that her snooty $50K a year school is ranked below the most of the schools in Africa and Pakistan.

    • Mojeaux the Meandering

      Lessee…

      BYU (where I started out) is 574.

      UMKC (whence I graduated) is 680.

  11. RBS

    Of course, this is today. Back when I was attending, it was considerably worse.

    My law school dropped a tier halfway through my 3L year. The University knew a brand new law school building was in the works so it gave up on the old one.

  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The concerned face on my student id taken the first day of school was because the photographer told me there were 2 guys for every girl in my freshman class.

    • robc

      I would have been jumping for joy at that ratio!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They were, in general, not attractive.

        Now the Catholic all-girls school down the street, College of Notre Dame of Maryland aka CONDOM, was a wholly different environment that I frequented as often as I could.

      • KOVIDKristen

        Most lascivious behavior I got into in college was at the Catholic school down the street (aka Georgetown)

    • CPRM

      Sounds like a pornhub video. I’ll allow it. But not watch it.

      • limey

        I object to any personal involvement in such proceedings on grounds of preference and taste, but the logistics is certainly straightforward.

      • CPRM

        Said like a libertarian neo-papist. Would you like to receive my newsletter?

      • limey

        *Looks uncertainly back and forth between CPRM and UCS*

    • PieInTheSky

      I had 0 game so the ratio was not that relevant

    • Florida Man

      My program was 16 girls for every guy, but I was a moron and got in a committed relationship at the start of the program then broke up at the end. On the plus side I don’t have super-aids, so I’ve got that going for me…

      • Sensei

        I believe my wife had one man in her graduating class for her BSN.

      • Florida Man

        150 ladies to ten fellas. However, UF is a massive school and the CON is a tiny piece, so it’s not like the girls were starving for attention. Approximately 15,500 men to 20,000 women for the university.

  13. limey

    I wasted several years and acquired several grand’s worth of debt just dragging myself along in the humanities (I’m not sure why they are still called that), but on the plus side, the ratio there is pretty much 1:1.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • CPRM

      I thot college was FREE! for everyone not in the USA.

      • PieInTheSky

        no in England it is not. Nor in say Australia

      • commodious spittoon

        THOT College? Now that’s a pornhub video.

      • limey

        Well the system as it stands is that anyone can get a huge loan from the govt other people’s money to pay for their education, and most will never have a hope in hell of paying it back, but it’s sort of a long way around saying “yeah it’s basically free because the rate at which you’re expected to pay it back is minimal, even on a fairly substantial income”. Meanwhile borrowing from future generations happens one way or the other, but the overwhelming opinion is that all education “should” be “free”. Recently there were some murmurings from the executive about changing the system to incentivise enrolment in STEM course over the arts and humanities, but of course making a huge investment of public funds conditional on actually having some meagre hope of returning even a fraction of the principle, is decried as “an attack on the arts” and, yes, you guessed it, “fascism”. Oh well.

  14. Mojeaux the Meandering

    I haven’t made one good educational decision since I chose my senior (high school) electives. In my defense, I didn’t make the initial decision (going to BYU), but I didn’t make the most of it and it went downhill from there.

    • CPRM

      The only good decision I made goes against my own beliefs. I knew they would try to bail-out people who borrowed for college, so I made sure every loan I took was subsidized. I’ll feel like shit when it happens, but I saw it coming.

      • Florida Man

        I paid my and the wife’s loans off like a chump. The upside is when we go socialized healthcare, I feel my surliness and laziness will be justified.

      • Mojeaux the Meandering

        I never had that much in student loans, so it was no big deal.

      • Lord Humungus

        I never had a student loan at all – paid straight up every semester.

        Somehow I’m on the hook for EF’s law school though – at least according to the feds even though I never signed my name anywhere both of our incomes are considered for the loan payment amount. I could have been making payments on a Tesla S or more for the same price as that initial monthly payment.

      • R C Dean

        Pater Dean arbitraged my student loans (back when you could make real interest on CDs) and actually made money on me while I was in college. Exactly how I qualified for student loans when I was on a full scholarship, I have no clue, but I signed the paper, and he made the money.

        Bonus: I didn’t have to pay for law school. I think because my parents were so shocked I was in law school rather than jail.

      • Mojeaux the Meandering

        Hats off to Pater Dean. I find that incredibly impressive (because I thought about doing it but didn’t).

      • R C Dean

        This goes way back, but an eyeball number on his profits was probably in the neighborhood of $3 – 5K. Even in the early ’80s, not a lot of money, but it was basically $20 bills laying on the ground.

  15. Homple

    A most enjoyable article, thank you. I have two questions.

    (1) Where did you learn your excellent English?

    (2) Of all the communist dictators, why was Ceaușescu the only one shot?

    • PieInTheSky

      (1) Where did you learn your excellent English? – in Romania obviously

      (2) Of all the communist dictators, why was Ceaușescu the only one shot? -who knows? dead men tell no tales presumably… the people right bellow him in the commie pecking order decided it is easier for them to take power if he don’t sing. Or maybe it was like so random, as the kids say

      • UnCivilServant

        I think the question is whether english was part of your formal education, or if it was some other activity.

      • PieInTheSky

        both?

      • PieInTheSky

        My level of English is nothing unusual among my group of friends here in Romania, or among many urban Romanians my age.

      • CPRM

        That’s just what a Rushun Agent would say! #Biden2020!

    • limey

      She appears very much to be incentivizing and people to change their votes from Cornyn to Hegar, so harvesting for the Dems? Apologies if I misunderstood your post.

      • UnCivilServant

        It seems that she is officially employed by one group but harvesting for the other.

        Unless there’s an error somewhere, but the repeated lines indicate that the change was to dem, removing Cornyn.

      • Drake

        I don’t know. I lost track while cringing at what “voting” has become.

      • leon

        If it makes you feel better, even if it was 100% legitimate and non fraudulent, Your vote would still not mean anything.

      • UnCivilServant

        How many grains of sand is a heap?

      • PieInTheSky

        12358!

      • PieInTheSky

        this is probably a too ridiculously high number though… probably 12! is more than enough.

      • PieInTheSky

        coincidentally, also 12358!

      • Ted S.

        Are they European or African angels?

      • leon

        * On the federal level.

        Election Fraud is prevelant (IMO), at the State and Local level as it is much easier to perpetrate and since it’s just the “minor leagues” no one cares as much.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Did you say you liked cringey-voting pr0n?

        I bet her dad was so happy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Imagine defining your relationship with and memory of your parents around how they vote.

        These people are supremely shallow.

  16. kinnath

    I didn’t date in college.

    My wife wouldn’t let me.

    • CPRM

      Tell her she is a fascist. seems to shut everyone up, because they don’t know what it means.

    • Tres Cool

      How selfish. Didn’t you explain that college is a time for….”experimentation” ?

      • PieInTheSky

        but only threesomes with her involved as well, to be inclusive

    • Lord Humungus

      #metoo (though EF was my long-term GF, she and I were practically married).

      I did have a weird situation where a friend of hers wanted to couple swap. I didn’t fancy this friend of hers that much and I didn’t quite understand what she was getting at. I’m the sort of person who needs flares, not obtuse language.

    • Drake

      I was single as an undergrad – in Maine. Engaged when I went back to school in Southern California.

      • PieInTheSky

        It’s to cold in Maine to worry about women anyways.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      My wife wouldn’t let me.

      #metoo

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wow. I’d be sending him to the ER for a suspected stroke.

    • Gdragon

      Does anyone know ASL? I’m curious what the interpreter did there (also curious about when he called him “George”).

  17. Swiss Servator

    Pie,

    It was in the post communism dump, but before some new investments came about, after Romania joined the EU.

    Did the EU put money into the university, or was there just more money from all sources (employers, past graduates, the state, etc) once Romania was in the EU ?

    • PieInTheSky

      There were plenty EU funds and programs available for universities. Also a bunch of corporations helped or tried to… The company I work for struggled for years to give money to the Polytechnic. Also more local government spending as the revenues increased. Former graduates donating to universities is not a thing in Romania.

      • Swiss Servator

        We have two source of graduates wanting to give $$$ to dear old alma mater…. sports and they got rich because of their education.

        My alma mater got 100’s of millions of dollars from people who had studied computer science, electrical engineering, physics, etc and then went on to make huge money. They have buildings and labs and such named after them.

        The sports teams….not so much $ because of them.(the basketball team was Final Four a couple of times and did help bring in some donations).

      • Swiss Servator

        Still at #22 in the rankings… I dunno about that.

  18. UnCivilServant

    … Why did I get a printed catalog from Amazon in the mail?

    It’s not sear-sized, but the whole damn point of having a website is that I don’t need a paper catalog.

    • leon

      I got the same thing. Thought it was strange too.

      They know that’s how you get the kids though. My girls gobbled it up and looked through it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The old BEST catalogs got my inner nerd cravings going.

      • Tres Cool

        BEST products…..oh, how that takes me back.

    • Gender Traitor

      If it’s not a boat anchor, it must be extremely limited. Does it only include a few categories?

      • UnCivilServant

        children’s toys. Looks like a christmas catalog without the holiday.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. Got that. The kind of thing you do when you have that much money, was my guess.

    • Lord Humungus

      That’s … odd. Amazon is the new Sears? You can use it for backyard latrine duty.

    • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

      Why did I get a printed catalog from Amazon in the mail?

      Trashchild #1: I want this one and this one and this one and this one.
      Wife: When we were kids, we would circle the toys we wanted.
      Trashchild #1: But I want all of them!

      A part of Christmas that I thought was lost in the digital age. An unironic thank you to Amazon for enabling it.

      • UnCivilServant

        That was not a part of christmases past in my household.

        And now I’m debating whether it is cheaper for amazon to filter out people without children, then I realize the marginal cost is minimal, counts as an advertising business expense, and even one chance impulse buy would cover scads of catalogs.

      • The Other Kevin

        When I was a kid we’d pore over the Sears catalog and we’d each get a different color to circle the things we wanted. By December basically the whole catalog was circled. I’m pretty sure my parents never looked at what we picked out, but they probably appreciated that it kept 4 kids quiet for hours at a time.

    • hayeksplosives

      I make most of my Amazon purchases over my phone, and I often use “buy it again” so a catalog will do nothing for me.

      Except pressing flowers maybe.

      They have Amazon ads on the TV too.

    • Mojeaux the Meandering

      ULine. My kid thinks it’s Christmas every time he gets one of their catalogs.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m still a sucker for Lee Valley catalogs. Tool and gardening porn.

        Beautifully laid out catalog but addictive.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sur la Table for me..my wife says I looks like a 5 year old going through the old Montgomery Wards catalogs.

      • Mojeaux the Meandering

        I cannot look at a Lee Valley catalog without aching to win the lottery so I can outfit myself with a workshop that would put Norm Abram to shame.

  19. Brochettaward

    I wasn’t able to see new articles since Sunday night. There was no one to First for two days. Just UCS with his drawl on topic posts.

    • PieInTheSky

      are you sure you looked beyond the pinned article?

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t like that your accusatory tone. As if I did something wrong here by not scrolling down or something.

      • leon

        Say what you will, you make me laugh Borchetta

      • blackjack

        Well, you were the first one to miss all the posts, so there’s that.

    • Gender Traitor

      UCS has a Southern accent?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not even close.

        I was hoping he meant “droll on-topic posts”

      • Gender Traitor

        No…no, that can’t be it…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I was wondering what the improvements to the site were.

      I guess SP has to go back to the drawing board now,

      • leon

        Surprise ruined!

      • Lord Humungus

        STEVE SMITH GIVE LAST BIG SURPRISE OF HIKERS LIFE.

      • hayeksplosives

        Pretty sure SP said she might need til Thursday. Something about having a life.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m thinking Scruffy was making a joke.

      • hayeksplosives

        Well, a little reminder won’t hurt.

  20. Ownbestenemy

    My ventures of college were dismal and I am glad that I found out that route for me only had me 5k in the hole. I got my technical training in the good ol USAF in one of the last classes before they bastardized it for the new technician monkeys of swaptronics.

    Actually received a solid electronics background that can put me anywhere in the telecommunications world.

    I tried to even go back to college after getting out but used my GI bill on more of life skills rather than a degree. Time will tell on that one when I retire in 10-15 years.

    • hayeksplosives

      Hard to imagine a downside to your choice. Maybe it would be bad if your employer were a strict stickler for paper degrees.

      In technology, “show me” is more important.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The Marines taught me a ton about electronics. When I decided to get my degree in EE, the weeder class was Circuits 1 & 2 and I was able to fly through those without really needing to study because of what I had learned. The hardest part for me was learning the formal math that went into it. The Marines taught you how to figure out all the voltages, currents and resistance without teaching the theory of Calculus that backed it all up.

      The prof who taught Circuits thought it was super cool that I could figure out all the circuits on the homework from that training. He was a guy who appreciated applied knowledge as much as he did the theoretical stuff.

  21. kinnath

    It’s 40 degrees outside, and my air conditioning just kicked on.

    Passive solar heating for the win. 😉

    So I reset the thermostat to 76 degrees. I need to make sure the air doesn’t kick on later.

    I may have to open up a window.

    • PieInTheSky

      It’s 40 degrees outside – no it isn’t. I have a thermometer

      • kinnath

        American degrees not foreign degrees.

      • Cancelled

        So Gender Studies, Historical Oppression Studies, Women’s Studies?

      • PieInTheSky

        ha!

      • commodious spittoon

        You mean Freedom Degrees.

      • kinnath

        Of Course

      • Pope Jimbo

        Man on the Moon Degrees

      • Rebel Scum

        Degrees Freedom, not degrees Commie.

    • Cy

      Proof that libertarians truly are cold blooded?

    • The Hyperbole

      I was trying to make it until Nov to turn on the heat but it’s getting down to the 20’s overnight and it’s only 58 inside right now, I probably wont make it.

  22. hayeksplosives

    In my electrical engineering degree pursuit, I was one of 5 chics in a class (EE only) of 150 people.

    3-4 of us ladies were in the top ten of the class. Idiot chic sociology majors told me that was proof that women make better engineers. I said no, it’s just an indicator that women who enter engineering do so because they are highly motivated.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Isn’t that sexism? Shouldn’t 5 of the top ten been gals?

    • Pope Jimbo

      My favorite moment in EE was when we had our lecture on “ethics”. Tennessee required all engineers to have at least some ethics training to graduate. For EE’s I think it was 2 or 3 lectures during a circuits course.

      The prof did the lecture and one of the points he made was that you were not supposed to take gifts from vendors and were supposed to pay for your own meals and drinks if you went out with vendors.

      Kim – a very attractive young lady – blurted out “WHAT? Looking as fine as I do, I’m supposed to pay for my own meal? No way, I haven’t bought a meal since I was 14 and I’m not about to now.” The entire class burst out into laughter and the prof realizing there was no right way to respond just moved on.

      Kim ended up in a study group with me and we gave her shit until the day we all graduated about that outburst. “WHAT? Do my own homework? As fine looking as I am?” I personally used that on her several times when I needed to copy some homework from her.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was invited to a meeting with the Johns Hopkins board of trustees. They asked me what the state of ethics was on campus. I was brutally honest in my arrogant, autistic way.

        I guess I was still annoyed at being plagiarized and having my textbooks stolen right before exams. The pre-meds were cut-throat to the extreme and hated the engineers for busting the Bell Curves on the shared classes.

  23. Cy

    Just gave blood. Wooo booy that was interesting. I wonder if I passed the written test. $5 hookers don’t count right?

    • leon

      If you don’t have to report it to the IRS, i think you are fine.

    • blackjack

      I just gave blood, too. At the skate park. I took a whomping tumble of a small bank. Maybe four feet. Got a patch of skin missing and some deep pain in my lower back. Still not needing an ambulance, so that’s good.

      • hayeksplosives

        Owie!

        Get well soon.

      • blackjack

        I’ll be fine, but thanks.

  24. leon

    Ok… Have you seen the new Lincoln Project Ad against Trump?

    It is hilarious.

    • PieInTheSky

      nope

      • Sean

        Whatcha drinking tonight, Pie?

      • PieInTheSky

        nothing. I am trying to cut back.

      • Sean

        Good luck.

        I enjoyed the article.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Is that the mommy telling her kid Trump is getting crowned prince of all time?

      • Rebel Scum

        LOL. Drumpfler gonna suspend the constitution and keep running…somehow…

  25. PieInTheSky

    The high quality “I despise the rural poor” hot takes that Movie Bob has been dropping for years have all been in preparation for this absolute banger

    https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1320892373916762112

    there is no way in hell that chick was a republican

    • The Hyperbole

      I despise the rural poor as much as the next guy and I have no idea what that tweet means.

    • leon

      I sense a lot of angst and hatred to go around in that discussion.

      Twitter is like a window into the petty squabbles and insecurities that people air online.

    • Cancelled

      She’s the one who compared her leaked nudes to being raped isn’t she? She may not have the tightest grasp on reality.

  26. Sean

    Meh.

    I dunno, maybe it looks better in person.

  27. Sean

    Poor Joe.

    All that hard work, undone by a crackhead.

    • The Other Kevin

      Hunter is my new hero. If a guy with no skills and a crack habit can make $800,000 a month there’s hope for me yet.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Step 1: Get adopted by a prominent national politician.

    • KOVIDKristen

      “How to change your vote” – DON’T VOTE UNTIL ELECTION DAY, ASSHOLES.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Voting is so important that we must do it before the campaigning ends.

      • KOVIDKristen

        Yep. They have until Nov 3rd this year to make or break their case. I’m giving them til Nov 3.

    • leon

      I think this has to be a ploy where Biden just uses Covid as an excuse to sell super expensive tickets to raise funds.