Monday Afternoon Links of Whatever

by | Nov 30, 2020 | Daily Links | 305 comments

I should have asked STEVE SMITH to do the links.

I am still uninspired by very much in the news – and bored now that winter is closing in and everything has been restricted or shut down by Governor Harkonnen. But, the post is up on time, and there are links to ignore! So without further wallowing, here are your Afternoon Links.

  • Execute Order 66…I mean, redraft Article 24!
  • …and they will all be counted as Coronavid Deadssss!
  • The Kazakh version of Warty Hugeman is so lame.
*begin voodoo chant*

Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

305 Comments

  1. kinnath

    At least the doll doesn’t talk endlessly.

    • pistoffnick

      I thought Lars and the Real Girl was a good movie.

      • Threedoor

        It was.

  2. KOVIDKristen

    The Kazakh version of Warty Hugeman is so lame.

    What a waste

    • Swiss Servator

      I rather thought you might find the guy in your wheelhouse…

      • Pope Jimbo

        More like her dollhouse, amirite?

  3. Count Potato

    “I am still uninspired by very much in the news”

    The internet seems much more quiet this year than it was this time last year. One would think that there would be much more posting with more people stuck at home, but there isn’t.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe people have finally gotten their fill of outrage and are burned out.

      • juris imprudent

        More like pausing to figure out the next thing to be outraged about.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’m outraged about the lack of outrageous things to be outraged about!

      • leon

        Narrator: And it was this discovery, the recursive outrage, that would go one to power politics for the next generation, and propel Hyperbole into the halls of power.

  4. Ownbestenemy

    Then there was another

    These owners are sticking their necks out and should be commended. Also love the new trend that all these places are taking by placing temporary banners “renaming” their places as the restaurants and/or retail places they have enjoyed while trying to dictate their plebes to not.

    • DEG

      Good those owners.

      • DEG

        PROOFRAD!

        Good for those owners.

        They’re doing the right thing.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I’ve been there a few times.

      Wonder where the South Bay guys have been lately, speaking of.

  5. UnCivilServant

    Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!

    Don’t tell me what to do.

  6. Pope Jimbo

    Can we be sure that the bride in that Kazakh wedding isn’t actually white slavery?

    • KOVIDKristen

      I wonder if she ever came back?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I found that while I was searching for another RealDoll post on Craigslist. I can’t find it now, but it was basically some guy asking how he could fix the cigarette burn on his RealDoll.

        Guy admitted that he put the cig on her back while doing her doggy style. Got carried away and by the time he regained his senses, she had a cigarette burn on her back.

        I wish I could find that again. But it was years and years ago. (pre-2008 I think)

      • Mojeaux

        Why are you looking for used RealDolls?

      • juris imprudent

        Isn’t the marketing term “previously owned” rather than “used”?

      • Bobarian LMD

        “Experienced”

      • Spudalicious

        Reconditioned.

      • Ownbestenemy

        As long as it wasn’t retooled in the process. NTICBYKWIM

      • leon

        Like pooping in the woods?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Doing due diligence. My research eventually made me decide to go with the Fresh Off the Boat mail order bride from Korea instead of a Real Doll.

    • Hyperion

      “Can we be sure that the bride in that Kazakh wedding isn’t actually white slavery?”

      I’m sure there are underemployed lawyers lined up around the block to represent her by now.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They just can’t keep their narrative straight can they?

    • B.P.

      Each student gets to sit in an individual whirlpool full of hand sanitizer.

    • Pope Jimbo

      In the case of a Rona outbreak, please make sure you affix your emergency mask before helping any of the elderly or obese around you.

      • Not Adahn

        Unfortunately not a joke: during my five hours of coofvid emergency response training, we were told that if we were at home and having a heart attack, to put on our masks before passing out so as not to expose the ambulance crew.

      • UnCivilServant

        Even if you suppose maskss work… wouldn’t the ambulance crew have better ones? I mean, they deal with people who are actually at risk.

      • WTF

        Because restricting your breathing is what you want to do when you’re having a heart attack.
        These people aren’t just stupid, they’re evil.

      • Not Adahn

        In addition to first responders having a lot of adrenaline junkies and Big Damn Heroes, there are an awful lot of panic porn aficionados.

      • DEG

        It doesn’t surprise me.

        It gives them a reason to be.

      • Suthenboy

        I would have walked out after 5 minutes

      • Suthenboy

        I have the sinking feeling that something like that will be the last straw and I will end up in jail for sticking a mask right up someone’s ass.

      • Ed Wuncler

        I would love to see Suthen in a corporate work place. You would lose your fucking mind at the bullshit HR has us go through these days.

        When we were in office and had to sit through that shit, I would just look at my phone and dick around on Glibs or text other coworkers about how dumb this shit is.

    • LJW

      Needs more bubble wrap.

    • juris imprudent

      So, this would be relevant.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Such good articles coming from them.

      • Charles Easterly

        Thank you for the link, juris. I will send the article to others.

        It has been some time since I visited this website and even longer since I posted a comment, so I am not aware if anyone has posted a link to a Paul Joseph Watson video. I will do so in the interest of learning your opinion and the opinion of others here. I do not agree with several of the points he makes in his various videos (although I do agree with several of the points he makes in the video I chose for today, which relates to the article for which you provided a link).

        The video also has elements that I think may resonate with some of our fellow commentators.
        Regardless, I would like anyone’s views on what he discusses/rants about in this video. He uses foul language with great frequency, so I do not recommend viewing it at work or in hearing distance of individuals who are offended by profanity, nor in particular those who are inclined to believe that government officials have everyone’s best interests at heart.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I think that was suggested to me but hadn’t watched it before now. I could subscribe to his newsletter.

    • Suthenboy

      I might have to jump on the malthusian bandwagon.

    • Hyperion

      We’re all the Bubble Boy now.

    • Tres Cool

      Why not just a centralized supplied air system, like in clean rooms?
      Oh, thats already been done.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    It recently came to my attention that my driver’s license is about to expire. I went to the DL office today, and it’s shut down, and nobody seems to know when it might reopen. Some bullshit about computer systems.

    It might be nice if our governor spent less time destroying the economy and more time focused on doing the job he was hired to do.

    I crack myself up/

    • rhywun

      I just renewed mine online – because I’m not “making an appointment” to deal with those jerkoffs – which means I won’t be able to board an airplane or enter a federal building after some date next year because – surprise, surprise – you can only get the super-special ID in person.

      • grrizzly

        I have a passport card: it’s already super-special.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m going to insist each time I am asked for that they say it in the original German.

      • commodious spittoon

        I lost my license along with my wallet sometime last year (or the year before?) and I’ve been using my passport card from a trip to Mexico eight years ago to make booze purchases.

      • rhywun

        Oh yeah, I can’t visit Canada or Mexico either. That requires an extra-super-special license (or a passport my last one of which is long expired).

      • Not Adahn

        I got one of those so I don’t have to worry about getting my passport to cross over to the Duty Free.

    • Mad Scientist

      Same here. You can only get in to renew a driver’s license with an appointment, and they’re not taking appointments.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I find the various conspiracy theories to be much more believable than the idea that the election was above board.

    • juris imprudent

      Pretty sure that he was not under oath for that. I also like how they talked about MI vote counting and not AZ.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!

    Joke stolen from one of our compatriot commenters:

    “Do you have an intense pain at the base of your skull?”

    “No, why?”

    “How about now?”

  9. juris imprudent

    You can’t call him Governor Harkkonen – he has no suspensors!

      • Not Adahn

        They installed your heart plug when they freed up the kidney, didn’t they?

  10. LJW

    Nobody’s Gonna Miss You

    “Cartoonish internet supervillain Ajit Pai, the Donald Trump-appointed Republican chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, announced Monday that he is leaving the agency on Jan. 20 before the incoming Biden administration shows him the door. Pai’s departure marks the end of an era at the FCC overshadowed by scandals, screw-overs, and screw-ups.”

    While I’m no supporter of the bureaucracy, I’m still waiting for a convincing argument that the elimination of “net neutrality” was bad.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Which means we will get Net Neutrality and drive us into slow speeds, metered internet plans, and overall terribleness.

      • LJW

        What incentive do ISPs have to build out infrastructure when the government is going to take it from them. The ultimate goal of net neutrality supporters is full government control of the internet.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This.

        Bunch of fucking idiots.

      • Homple

        As long as Twitter and Facebook can still ban badthinkers and Google can curate information to keep us safe from heresy, I’m fine with net neutrality.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “He didn’t give us what we wanted” and “screw-ups” aren’t synonymous.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The new line of attack on “alternatives” to Twitter et. al is closely akin in narrative to their attacks on AM Radio and the (Un)Fairness Doctrine. I wouldn’t be surprised to see lawsuits attacking Paler et al by Twitter et al

    • kinnath

      “net neutrality”

      I had forgotten about this piece of shit. I was more focused on the imminent destruction of the economy at-large.

      • leon

        How can you forget the repeal of net neutrality, along with all the deaths involved…

      • Hyperion

        Nearly as many died as of lack of Obamacare mandates.

    • leon

      I remember telling some friends decrying the end of Net Neutrality in 2017 “Oh dear we are going to go back to the way the internet was in 2015!”. They didn’t appreciate it.

      • juris imprudent

        Puppies don’t like getting noses rubbed in their messes on the floor either, but they have to learn.

      • Ted S.

        As I said in another forum today, I thought we were all killed by the repeal of the Obama-era regulations on Net Neutrality.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As with most things from the left, if they characterize him as a supervillain, he’s the exact opposite.

      Pai notoriously objected to more government intrusion into the internet.

      Tech writers are uniformly stupid about the economics of the communications systems.

      • leon

        Nuh uh! Google and Facebook and Youtube, and Twitter told us that the big mean ISP’s are the real evil ones! Why wouldn’t we listen to what those huge corporations want with regards to the internet? They give us things we like!

    • kbolino

      Cartoonish internet supervillain Ajit Pai

      If you write this with a straight face, it says a lot more about you than him.

      Very little discussion about NN has anything to do with the technical merits (or lack thereof). It is almost entirely a proxy fight between the not-quite-leftist-enough ISPs and the woke-as-can-be content and delivery platforms. It’s also classist, perhaps above all else; ISPs employ more network engineers and technicians, while the platforms employ more software engineers and people with even fancier titles.

      • leon

        If you write this with a straight face, it says a lot more about you than him.

        I would almost agree, but then 2020 hit, and i realized how cartoonish the Governors can be. Waging war on Thanksgiving is literally what a cartoon villain would do.

    • EvilSheldon

      Back during the early days of Net Neutrality arguments, I opined that it would be a bad idea for the government to have control over bandwidth allocation.

      Some people, no one here, but some people responded that I was being paranoid and conspiratorial.

      Would anyone care to field that particular question now?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am sure they see a greater need for it to push out those icky free speech locales of the internet.

      • leon

        It would be funny only in a “You today, Me Tomorrow” kind of way, if rather than the 230 bulshit that the right prattles on about, they just advocated imposing a “New Net Neutrality” which regulated content providers and banned banning based on political viewpoint, saying “content providers are really public utilities, like TV stations”.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, I don’t like the privileged immunity from defamation given to de facto publishers that qualify as platforms, but damned if I can think of a cure that isn’t worse than the disease.

      • Jarflax

        Even if Government gave it up they would give it up to a blue ribbon panel of NGOs and tech companies. The results would be the same.

      • juris imprudent

        I vainly attempt to explain the flaw in letting govt be the single provider/payer of healthcare. After all, that govt will be run some of the time by the party you don’t support – you still want the govt to have that level of control then?

        The utterly, impossibly dumb belief that that will never happen keeps that from seeping into their conscious mind.

      • leon

        After all, that govt will be run some of the time by the party you don’t support

        It’s not your fault. I think all of us libertarians thought this would be a valid line of argument that would hit people emotionaly. But then i saw the Trump Presidency and corona-virus, where they screamed that the president wouldn’t put the whole country on house arrest, AND screamed because he was threatening to stop governors from doing so.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well when you have been hammered from day one of preschool through senior year of high school that ‘our guys’ are benevolent and kind and if only we had the control to do so, your life would in Utopia – I can see why you get that response.

      • Hyperion

        “it would be a bad idea for the government to have control over bandwidth allocation anything”

        Fixed, no more questions to answer.

    • CPRM

      elimination of “net neutrality”

      Not even that. When Pai reversed the course of the FCC, it hadn’t even been implemented yet. Which made all the whining that the internet would die that next day all the more absurd.

      • rhywun

        it hadn’t even been implemented yet

        This. We never even got to experience utopia yet.

    • R C Dean

      Other Pai blunders include potentially lying to Congress regarding an FCC investigation into the sale of phone location data, using bogus numbers to tout the agency’s supposed progress on expanding broadband internet access, and the dubious approval of a doomed merger between Tribune Media and Sinclair Broadcasting Group.

      That’s it? Even taking all those at face value, that’s pretty weak tea in the swamp. Approving a merger that didn’t go through is done pretty routinely at the FTC. Touting bogus numbers is pretty much SOP. Lying to Congress is a badge of honor in some precincts.

      • Ted S.

        Didn’t Lois Lerner lie through her teeth?

      • slumbrew

        potentially lying to Congress

        “Potentially”? Did he lie or not? Schrödinger’s Chairman.

        Remember when people put up fliers threatening Pai’s kids over Net Neutrality? Good times. I’m sure that was OK because he’s a “supervillain”.

    • Urthona

      Average internet speeds in the US have increased 100% in the last 3 years. Prices have not.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They need to fix that then!

      • juris imprudent

        And GOVERNMENT can do it!

      • rhywun

        I can’t wait for Municipal Internet For All! The complete lack of innovation from that point on will be wondrous.

      • Hyperion

        No one needs more than one internet speed. /your new economy czar, comrade Bernie

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, you want that right-wing website, National Review? No of course we wouldn’t block it. That would be terribly wrong. You can access it — at 2400 bits per second.

  11. Certified Public Asshat

    Email received: “In compliance with Health Department Regulations, beginning tonight 11/30/2020, all players must wear a face mask while participating in Sports at . All Coaches and players must also wear them while in the box during games.”

    I’m so pissed right now, no way my kids are doing that which means I have 11 games down the drain. I play too, and am conflicted on what the fuck to do.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I couldn’t imaging if I was a teen again, playing at the level I did in hockey, wearing a mask. There were times I came off the ice breathing so hard that I would have inhaled whatever I had over my face. There is absolutely no real science behind that decision and its all CYA down the line at this point.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I just bitched to the health department, and they are saying it is from the governors office.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        That would be the fat fuck Larry Hogan.

      • DEG

        The “no constitutional right to not wear a mask guy”? Fuck him.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Found out they’ll be required for outdoor recreation too. I’m losing my mind.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    The ultimate goal of net neutrality supporters is full government control of the internet.

    As long as Parler and their ilk exist, the internet is broken, and must be fixed.

    • leon

      CRAP PIE! THEY ARE ON TO US!

    • The Hyperbole

      spotted on a Romanian hillside

      Pie stole our monolith!

    • leon

      “It is in a protected area on an archaeological site.”

      She added: “Before installing something there, they needed permission from our institution, one that must then be approved by the Ministry of Culture.”

      Look lady, You don’t achieve interstellar Space Travel by always appealing to the bureaucracy.

      • Hyperion

        Hmm, the aliens are doing shit that useless government bureaucrats do not approve of?

        I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

    • robc

      [insert Brennan reference here]

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Can you say “non sequitur”?

    As Covid-19 continues to spread, millions of Americans are losing their jobs, thousands of restaurants have closed for good and one in three small businesses surveyed by the nonprofit Small Business Majority said they won’t survive beyond the next three months without additional funding. Yet the nation’s most dominant corporations seem to be weathering the pandemic just fine.

    In October, Facebook announced its revenue increased by 22% compared to last year, despite a major advertiser boycott over hate speech, and Amazon reported its profits increased by 197%. Google’s YouTube, notwithstanding controversy over misinformation on the platform, saw a 32% increase in advertising revenue.

    It’s Facebook’s fault those restaurants are going broke!

    • CPRM

      Amazon reported its profits increased by 197%

      Well, since Amazon only became profitable a few years ago and it’s been almost a full year of offline businesses being shut down in various parts of the country…

  14. The Late P Brooks

    The way to “build back better” is to create a resilient economy with distributed resources and prosperity, dynamic entrepreneurship and thriving small businesses. But instead we’re currently on track to emerge from this crisis with an even more monopolized economy.

    The first step to recovering from Covid-19 is to build a stronger health care sector. We pay more for health care in America than citizens of any other country, but when Covid-19 hit, we didn’t have enough ventilators, hospital beds, masks, gowns, swabs or reagents. How could that be?

    Good grief.

    • leon

      The way to “build back better” is to create a resilient economy with distributed resources and prosperity, dynamic entrepreneurship and thriving small businesses. But instead we’re currently on track to emerge from this crisis with an even more monopolized economy.

      The first step to recovering from Covid-19 is to –

      invariably list off socialist political objectives without any argument for relating to how that “builds back better”.

    • juris imprudent

      How could that be?

      WE DIDN’T SPEND ENOUGH!!!!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      First thing we need to do is print money to burn it on stuff we won’t use.

      • TARDis

        Like B-2 Bombers?

    • Jarflax

      I wonder what could be causing increased monopolization? It is almost as though some factor has been driving small players out of business and funneling massive bailouts to large players. What factor could do such a thing?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I thought for sure (and still do) that if our state has another lockdown pause that places like Pet Smart and PetCo will lobby that they are the only essential place to be open for dog grooming, forcing my wife into the grey/black market.

      • Hyperion

        Hey, at least we can get rid of those evil lobbyists now. Who needs lobbyists when we can just put everyone out of business except our big donors with the latest most scary boogeyman?

    • R C Dean

      when Covid-19 hit, we didn’t have enough ventilators, hospital beds, masks, gowns, swabs or reagents.

      A flat out lie, right down the line. We had plenty of all of that, occasional spot shortages of specific types of masks notwithstanding. The only reagent there was a shortage of was the brand new one for the brand new ‘Vid test. Which, shockingly, we couldn’t go from zero to hundreds of millions in a day.

      a resilient economy with distributed resources and prosperity, dynamic entrepreneurship and thriving small businesses

      Yet the lockdowns they demand more of are wrecking exactly that.

      • Grumbletarian

        They mean after the pandemic is over. To get to that point, you have to shut up and do as you’re told, peon!

      • creech

        How many of those hastily manufactured 100,000 ventilators are still sitting in government warehouses with the Ark?

  15. KOVIDKristen

    @Mojeaux: I made a beautiful batch of Hollandaise on Thanksgiving. Two sticks of butter, 6 yolks, smooth & lemony.

    My neighbor said she was going to “reheat” it, and I said “very, very little heat”

    She cranked the heat by accident.

    ?

    • Suthenboy

      Prison for her.

    • TARDis

      We should have a day of mourning. Or at least an extra beverage to feel your sorrow more keenly.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Doing her turn on the cantwalk?

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Perky cleavage and toned curves.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It’s amazing what 30 lbs of silicone in the saddle-bags will do.

      • Mad Scientist

        Sure, but it’s worth it to have an ass just like a mule’s.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Ever since the 1980s, politicians, antitrust law enforcers and judges have bought into the myth that bigger is better. Our government let big corporations take over medicine and kick smaller companies out of the competition through mergers and monopolistic behavior, making our health care markets highly concentrated.

    Bring back Marcus Welby, MD!

    • leon

      Bigger is not better, that’s why we need the Biggest Government ever to take control over the Industry.

    • Ted S.

      Our government let big corporations take over medicine and kick smaller companies out of the competition through mergers and monopolistic behavior, making our health care markets highly concentrated.

      To be fair, this is part of the strategy: having fewer players in the game makes it easier for the government to control them on the way to a government monopsony.

    • kbolino

      “Let” or “explicitly encouraged through onerous legislation”?

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Whoa, whoa, whoa- we elected WHO?

    Small business confidence has fallen to an all-time low after the election of former Vice President Joseph Biden, according to the Q4 CNBC|SurveyMonkey Small Business Survey.

    ——-

    Since CNBC began conducting the survey in 2017, the confidence index reached as high as 62, and had never dipped below the mark of 50 until 2020. While another surge in coronavirus cases continues to hit Main Streets across the nation, and a lack of progress on stimulus talks in Washington, D.C. exacerbates the issues faced by small business owners, key questions in the confidence index relate to the Main Street outlook on taxes and regulation, and the responses from small business owners are skewed heavily by their political leanings — the small business demographic overall has a conservative skew. According to SurveyMonkey, approximately 60% of small business owners identify as Republicans.

    Fifty-three percent of small business owners said they expect tax policy to have a negative impact on their business in the next 12 months, while 49% said government regulation will have a negative impact. By party affiliation, the divide is stark. Among Republicans, 75% said tax policy will be a negative and 72% said regulations will be a negative. Those numbers drop to 15% (taxes) and 11% (regulations) among Democrats. These are the highest percentages recorded for the “negative impact” response in the four years of the survey.

    Who cares what a bunch of self-interested profiteers think? We’re making the world a better place.

    • leon

      Those small buisness owners are making anywhere from 60k-1 million a year. They are the problem with this country, and you don’t have to take my word for it! Jeff Bezos and other Billionares agree that we need to tax those corporations more!

    • Ted S.

      To be fair, the small business owners didn’t elect Biden.

    • B.P.

      No biggie. Everyone will grow to enjoy Applebee’s as the only sit-down dining option.

      • zwak

        Oh, I am sure French Laundry will do OK in the new cruelty.

      • DEG

        They get some push back for allowing some lesser creature to expose Gauleiter Newsom dining without a mask.

      • slumbrew

        . Everyone will grow to enjoy Applebee’s Taco Bell as the only sit-down dining option.

        FIFY

      • TARDis

        You mean on the commode, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look at the optimist here…I was assuming it would be Costco and Sams Club cafeteria food we can only have in the near future.

  18. KOVIDKristen

    AvGeeks may enjoy some ATC out of KBOS this evening. Gusts to 46 w/cross

    • KOVIDKristen

      Waiting for a JA heavy to make its 2nd attempt w/47 gusts

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Those intercontinentals have to be about the only planes that are still within their limits with a nearly 50 cross. If I recall correctly, 737s limit out just above 25.

      • KOVIDKristen

        It’s the crosswinds that get ’em. They’re on the 22 runways, with winds at 170, so a bit of a cross.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Oh, “46 with cross”. I read that as a 46 cross and was a bit surprised that even the big planes could land it that.

    • Ownbestenemy

      When we get our high winds here in Vegas about twice a year it is always fun to watch. That is when you want a Navy pilot commanding the bird.

      • R C Dean

        I swear the pilot on my shuttle flights to San Angelo was a former carrier pilot. He would plant that plane on the runway. I don’t know why we didn’t have blown tires and collapsed landing gear. I took probably a dozen flights with what had to be the same pilot; the landings were . . . unique.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is such a unique experience when you have a pilot that seamlessly executes the flare and you don’t even realize you landed until you hear the concrete underneath the landing gear.

        I have had a couple of bounce landings but that was due to high winds and the pilot putting the bird on the ground, so to speak, but was too gentle with it as if it was the calmest of weather.

      • mikey

        Had a flight like that I though the landing gear was going to come through the wing.
        The crew was doing the seeing the passengers off the plane thing and I told the pilot “Spent the weeked doing Navy reserve flying, eh?” He just glared at me.

      • TARDis

        Azores says hello.

    • grrizzly

      It’s surely windy outside.

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    I guess I came to the wrong place to avoid Politics, jeez

      • DEG

        🙂

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        My friend, You, not just Belly….

      • R C Dean

        Love the pipe.

  20. DEG

    Inmates have staged protests in recent weeks demanding an increase in coronavirus testing and new isolation facilities for infected prisoners.

    Sri Lanka should borrow from US states that released prisoners early over Lil Rona Panic fears.

    Example from New Jersey.

    Example from California

    Proving that love is blind, and sometimes kooky, a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan has tied the knot with his dearly beloved — a sex doll he dated for eight months before proposing a year ago.

    ?!?!?!

    I tapped out here.

  21. DEG

    More on the Staten Island bar

    The city sent taxi sheriffs Sunday to crack down on a Staten Island bar owner who crowed about defying COVID-19 restrictions — only for the tough-talking proprietor to lock the door and say he was closed.

    The owners of Mac’s Public House — which is in a virus danger zone and should be closed to indoor service — have told The Post they are refusing to heed state and city restrictions, which went into effect Wednesday.

    So far, the bar has been slapped with thousands of dollars in fines and a shut-down order from the state Department of Health, not to mention having its state liquor license yanked.

    But the bar still opened as usual Saturday. Around 8 p.m. that day, state Health Department workers came by and “ taped some cease-and-desist notices to the window,’’ co-owner Keith McAlarney told The Post on Sunday — but that still didn’t keep the bar from staying open.

    • leon

      The city sent taxi sheriffs Sunday to crack down on a Staten Island bar owner who crowed about defying COVID-19 restrictions — only for the tough-talking proprietor to lock the door and say he was closed.

      It’s reading things like this that make me fell like these journalists need to have a run in with the censorious polices state that they clamor for.

      But of course that won’t happen, because in such a world they would be the propagandists.

    • CPRM

      which is in a virus danger zone and should be closed to indoor service

      Fuck off.

      • Ted S.

        [imagines Kenny Loggins singing “virus in the danger zone”…]

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        LOL!!!! great minds!
        /never thought I would say that about you Ted S.

    • rhywun

      Taxi sheriffs.

      ?!

      • DEG

        Later in the article:

        Around 3:20 p.m., a pair of Taxi & Limousine Commission peace officers with radios approached the door of the watering hole and flashed their badges to McAlarney.

        I have no idea why the city sent the taxi cops.

      • rhywun

        I have no idea why there is such a thing as “taxi cops” and I fucking live here. But it does give some flavor of the drunken spending spree DeBlasio has been on for the last six years or so.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sensible chuckle out of sight from my wife.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everything’s fine…

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    now’s as good a time as any,
    On Friday the 13th at 2 PM I was told my position was eliminated, and was not offered another position, so after spending everything I had to buy this place, i have no way to pay for it, right now.
    I took a risk, and it may blow up in my face, but I got the Mortgage and space rent paid til January, now to keep the lights, gas and insurance going, oh and eating too,
    This is by far the worst year of my life, step up, get kicked down, to retreat, no surrender!

    • DEG

      Sorry Yusef.

      You’ve shown a great deal of resiliency. I think you will come out on top.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have a full tank, food, smokes, and Internet, oh and 8$ to my name, many bills coming, I’m gonna smash it down, I have no choice,

    • KOVIDKristen

      Sorry, man. I’d bet on you getting through it, FWIW.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        KK, I thank you, I love jets too you know,

      • Tres Cool

        Why do I picture the AirFrance pilot in a beret and smoking a cig ?

      • Libertesian

        Thanks for the link, KK!
        FYI, KJFK is similarly enjoyable ATM.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      No opportunities for HVAC gurus in Michigan?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Mmm, some, but sketchy, big mileage I’m not willing to do in Winter

    • Hyperion

      Yusef, you’re going to pull through. Can you just take on odd jobs on your own? You have skills, so you’ll pick up plenty to keep you busy I think.

      Also, they probably will not cut off your utils in the winter, especially during a pandemic, or so they say there’s this pandemic thing, I don’t think they can do it.

      Negotiate with your mortgage company. It takes a couple years to foreclose and your realtors will probably work with you.

      • Hyperion

        Sorry on last sentence, I meant your lender, not realtors.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I think I’m OK with my “lender” it’s a Land Contract, and they really want me here, like thrilled to fill the space kind of thing, I have been applying
        as we have chatted, something will hit,
        I AM JOB!

      • Hyperion

        You’re going to be fine. I faced a similar situation once and it was with an actual bank mortgage, not a land contract. I missed maybe 4 payments when I was out of work. When I got a job, I tried to pay it, but whey wouldn’t take it because they had already started foreclosure. I tried to work with them and it took a year and then they refinanced the entire thing and I wound up with lower payments and better interest rate.

        You’re in good shape, don’t let it stress you too much. Just focus on getting some work and staying positive. Best to you, bro.

    • Broswater

      I’m with you man. Armed with my studies and college education, I just got hired at McDonald’s as I’m approaching 40.

      Those are interesting times indeed, but you never know what is on the other side. I know they are looking for management.

      We don’t know one another but, judging by your presence here, I refuse to think that a guy with your knowledge and skills has no place in this economy.

      • Hyperion

        I predict a strong market for Karens contact tracers in the near future, along with many new opening for lying bullshitters green industry opportunity marketers.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. So sorry to hear about your setback Yusef. I’m sure it is just one step back before you take three steps forward.

      Remember we love you this much!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Arg! Don’t click on that link unless you want to roast in hell with me.

        I’m warning you!

      • rhywun

        OMG lol OMG

      • westernsloper

        That.Is.Awesome. Never tell me to not click a link.

  23. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just applied for a Janitor position, 13 an hour, I’ll take it,

    • DEG

      It’s a job. Best wishes! I think you’ll do fine.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I continue to Grow plants, decorate, clean and otherwise live, I will Not Lose My Home, hell, next is Sun Tea under the lamps, I love growing plants of all types,
        No Retreat, No surrender!

    • KOVIDKristen

      Fingers crossed!!

    • limey

      Mr. Yusef what’s the haps with HVAC repair?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The only options so far require a 50 mile commute, each way, then drive your route, sorry, I can’t do that anymore,
        hoping for a small shop local, or HD/Lowes in Ludington, straight, flat commute, I can do that,
        /Getting old, can’t see well anymore

    • Ownbestenemy

      First mistake is making the video on company time….

      • Ted S.

        But the nurses re-enacting DaVinci’s “Last Supper” on company time were heroes….

      • leon

        Never watch your heroes Tic-Tok

      • DEG

        If she had made a video about going out and rioting, I think she get rewarded.

    • zwak

      Heck, that is fifteen minutes north of me. I may have to go there and ask for her by name, demand her no less.

      • R C Dean

        “I want a nurse who isn’t an idiot.”

      • DEG

        Seconded.

      • TARDis

        Well okay, but she will most likely be a bitch (which I approve of).

      • zwak

        $20, same as downtown.

    • Tres Cool

      If she’s CoVID -, I dont see the issue. Unless some asshole pulls the “YOU COULD BE AN ASYMTOMATIC SPREADER!!!” shit.

      Guess what Karen? When your uterus gets yanked out at age 35, its cause you have HPV. That 1st semester at UGA has consequences.

      • R C Dean

        Unless some asshole pulls the “YOU COULD BE AN ASYMTOMATIC SPREADER!!!” shit.

        Convo with a committed Branch Covidian over the holidays:

        “You know, requiring everyone to wear a mask in public only makes sense if asymptomatic people can spread the virus. As near as I can tell, the studies on that say they can’t.”

        “Well, people can spread the virus for a couple days before they develop symptoms!”

        “So everybody has to wear a mask all the time because a small fraction of a percent of the population may be infectious for a couple days before they get sick? I thought most transmission occurred while people are at home, anyway. So we should require everyone to wear a mask in public even though the small fraction of a percent who may be infectious won’t infect anybody in public?”

        “Its just a minor inconvenience!”

        Mrs Dean: “When I wear a mask, I get hives around my mouth. And R C brings me surgical masks from the hospital.”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “Its just a minor inconvenience!”

        SO IS COVID FOR 95%+ OF THE PEOPLE WHO GET IT!

  24. Suthenboy

    Yesterday my brother and I looked around 90 acres of the most beautiful woods you can imagine. Pine, red oak, white oak and beech. The owner doesn’t think it is worth much and is willing to trade 38 acres we own between his house and a highway (ours essentially being his front yard. His driveway, utilities etc going across our property) for his 90 acres in the middle of nowhere, all being creek bottom. Some of you shotgunners should visit. The creek is chock full o’ ducks.

    I don’t think I can write up the papers fast enough.

    • Hyperion

      Sure sounds like an opportunity.

      • Suthenboy

        I’ll say. Everyone wins.

      • R C Dean

        A wonderful example of the kind of transaction where everyone mysteriously comes out ahead. Its almost like people place different values on things. Almost.

    • Suthenboy

      TBF anyone that has had contact with the Russians writes those songs.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        What the Bolshies did to the Turkic Central Asian “-stans” was horrific and sadly undertaught.

      • Suthenboy

        Most Americans have never heard of the five dumbfuckistans. My father was in Kazakhstan a couple of years ago for a job and told me most Kazakhs outside of the cities have never heard of the United States.

        It’s the dark side of the moon.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    I know, I know. You guys all think that solar power can’t get any more sanctimonious. But I say BEHOLD the mixing of solar power and native american pipe dreams!

    Yep an entire article about how wonderful the Red Lake tribe is for installing solar panels on the roof of their tribal govt center. And how lucky other companies felt to work with them to help install those panels. No mention is ever made about how long it would take those panels to pay for themselves. Of course, solar power will allow the Red Lake tribe to throw off the shackles of the evil colonizers!

    Several factors led to the project. One was concern about the long-term environmental health of Red Lake, a source of income and cultural pride for the tribe. Another was the desire for a power source that would free the tribe from what Blake called the “colonial capitalism” of electricity supplier Beltrami Electric Cooperative, including frequent power outages related to unpaid fees.

    Imagine those racist co-op owners who won’t keep pumping the juice to homes that don’t pay their bills!

    • R C Dean

      Unless they bought a truly impressive battery stack, they are in for a surprise if they think they won’t need the utility for any electricity whatsoever.

    • Suthenboy

      “Can solar power lead the Red Lake Nation toward energy independence?”

      No.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think they should use their sovereign nation status to build a nuke. Tell the white eye’s to pound sand. If any tribe in Minnesoda would do something like that, it would be the Red Lake tribe. They have always been a closed reservation. I know several people who have fished Red Lake and been told to get their asses off the reservation before the tribal cops decide to lock them up.

        Home to the federally recognized Red Lake Band of Chippewa, it is unique as the only “closed reservation” in Minnesota. In a closed reservation, all land is held in common by the tribe and there is no private property.[3] The tribe claims the land by right of conquest and aboriginal title; they were not reassigned to it by the United States government.[3] The Red Lake Band of Chippewa refused to join with six other bands in organizing as the Minnesota Chippewa Tribe in the mid-1930s; at the time, its people wanted to preserve their traditional system of hereditary chiefs, rather than forming an electoral government.

        Since the mid-20th century, the tribe has asserted a significant level of sovereignty. Due to its status as a “closed reservation”, the tribe can assert a considerable amount of control over non-residents, including controlling their movements within the reservation or expelling them altogether. As an example, the tribe has barred journalists from entry on several occasions.

      • Hyperion

        “I think they should use their sovereign nation status to build a nuke.”

        Well, that is the only way they’ll ever get whitey to leave them alone.

      • R C Dean

        The tribe claims the land by right of conquest and aboriginal title

        But colonialism is bad.

      • Suthenboy

        I didn’t think there was any other kind of injun land.

      • juris imprudent

        by right of conquest

        Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! Listen redskin, that is the white man’s way. You don’t go appropriating our shit and we won’t appropriate yours.

    • blackjack

      One question. How?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. You need a wampum upside the head for that pun

      • juris imprudent

        You mean a pow for that wow?

      • Hyperion

        White man speak with fork tongue. Panels do not work because sun not shine for many moons!

      • juris imprudent

        Even when sun shine, many inches of snow will insulate from light in the sky.

    • R C Dean

      One was concern about the long-term environmental health of Red Lake

      Nobody tell them that solar panels have heavy metals that make them toxic waste.

      I am curious about how a generator plant that is not on the reservation is bad for the long-term environmental health of the reservation, as well.

    • DEG

      Not bad.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Even the “totality of the circs” defense didn’t save this asshole cop from Duluth.

    A Duluth police officer was charged Monday with two felony counts after shooting an unarmed man through his apartment door in September.

    Tyler Leibfried, 28, was responding to a Sept. 12 call about a domestic argument when he heard 23-year-old Jared Fyle kicking the door closed of his West Duluth apartment and mistook the noise for gunshots, according to the criminal complaint filed in St. Louis County Court.

    Charges said Leibfried fired six shots, one of which hit Fyle in the back. Fyle was taken to the hospital and released from the emergency room that night, but a bullet remains lodged in his shoulder because of the high risk associated with the surgery required for removal, according to a release from the St. Louis County Attorney’s Office.

    • R C Dean

      But, but Kindly Unca Joe Biden recommends shooting through doors!

  27. Pope Jimbo

    Well this is interesting. It appears that it isn’t only cop guns that decide to shoot people without even asking the cop for permission first. Looks like criminal guns are just as headstrong.

    In a bloody year for Minneapolis, one gun could be key to solving 14 shootings

    The Glock’s migration from shooter to shooter is the latest evidence of a pattern that’s become more clear to law enforcement through the use of NIBIN: on the streets, guns travel faster and farther than previously understood.

    The case is also a reminder of how much violence a single firearm can leave in its wake, said Minnesota U.S. Attorney Erica MacDonald.

    “Cliques and gangs and groups tend to pass the firearms around,” MacDonald said. “So by getting one gun off the streets, we’re able to prevent dozens of crimes from occurring.”

    Old and Busted: If it saves just one life
    New and Shiny: If we grab just one gun.

    • R C Dean

      So by getting one gun off the streets, we’re able to prevent dozens of crimes from occurring.

      I love how they go from “criminal gangs pass guns around like potato chips” to “seizing one gun means criminal gangs won’t have any guns”.

      • Jarflax

        If a criminal gang has 100 guns and commits 1200 crimes, each gun seized obviously prevents 12 crimes. It is simple math and you are clearly just too stupid to understand it. How can they commit that gun’s share of the crimes without that gun?

      • R C Dean

        I see it now.

        “Man, I was so gonna bust a cap in that guy’s ass, but the cops took our Glock.”

        “Yo, use the Smith.”

        “Nah, brah. If I can’t use the Glock, I ain’t gonna shoot nobody. I’m thinking I may get a job, maybe get married, move to the ‘burbs.”

      • Jarflax

        Now you understand!

      • Hyperion

        Look, man, all they need is a gun buyback program. The gangs will be the first to show up with their guns to sell back. You can trust our betters in government, they’re brilliant geniuses.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Pfft. With Democrats in charge, people will realize that they no longer need guns to protect themselves from Bad Orange Man and his roving gangs of white supremacists. They will voluntarily give up their shooting irons. No need for a buy back.

      • Hyperion

        I’m not totally convinced that is what will happen. Maybe after a few months of utopian tranquility and world peace.

    • Hyperion

      “In a bloody year for Minneapolis, one gun could be key to solving 14 shootings”

      Maybe if you take it away from a cop.

    • Suthenboy

      “…how much violence a single firearm can leave in its wake…”

      “…by getting one gun off the streets, we’re able to prevent dozens of crimes from occurring.”

      Huh. Grant Parish Louisiana = average of 48 guns per person. The most heavily armed jurisdiction in the world. You can count the shootings here on the fingers of one hand for the last 100 years. I think there have been 4 or 5 and two of those were accidents.
      Minneapolis doesn’t have a gun problem, it has a people problem. If you are curious as to why they have that problem just read the two sentences I quoted.

    • EvilSheldon

      Legacy media breathlessly reports on something that has been common knowledge for over fifty years. Nice work. How about you go back to reprinting government press releases, you fucking tools?

  28. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just reviewed an Amazon purchase,
    It Works!
    Yes, you can use a Duraflame log, even 2, just not at once.
    It’s strong and stable, I keep mine in my MirthMobile for those cool times with Chicks, it always represents.
    “Ooh, How Cute” they say, one little firepit, so much Pussy,
    https://photos.app.goo.gl/njP4P3Uo5ek3pAqt5

    • R C Dean

      Please tell me that’s what you posted as your review.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I really did, copy pasta Baby!

      • R C Dean

        Sweet.

      • DEG

        Excellent!

    • TARDis

      That Tall Can tho….

    • Tres Cool

      “MirthMobile”

      Album name or band name ?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Wayne’s World!
        /Party on Garth…

    • Hyperion

      Now all you have to do is teach the chickies how to roast marshmallows. Be careful though, that’s more dangerous than slathering on an entire bottle of High Karate.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Axe, I admit it, my Wife loved it, she bought the stuff, so why stop?
        /haters

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Don’t they learn that camping?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Camping with Wendy is how my Daughter got here, Sneaky Woman,,,,,

    • DEG

      Nice!

      • zwak

        Yeah, it’s all fun and games until they start twirling with two swords, faster and faster.

        (and I have a crush on the chick in the bar)

      • DEG

        She’s a good choice.

    • Suthenboy

      One should always have plenty of vodka before juggling Cossak shashkas.

      Same for voting, driving and shooting.

  29. R C Dean

    Ran errands at lunch today. Picked up the .45 from the gunsmith (broken doohickey meant no bang bang) and restocked the liquor cabinet. I almost wish I still smoked, I could have hit the alcohol, tobacco and firearms trifecta.

    • Mad Scientist

      Tack some explosives on there you could be one helluva date.

    • Suthenboy

      Ugh. My father dropped his Delta Elite 10mm on my tile floor Friday and the ambidextrous safety broke like glass. On 1911’s each safety must be hand fitted, they are not interchangeable. Off to the Smith he goes.

      *facepalm*

      I have been carrying a 1911 for forty years and not once have I dropped one. I am starting to worry about the guy.

      *I spent the weekend in the woods carrying a Ruger Vaquero in 45LC and a Mini-14. It was a Ruger weekend. My father and brother wanted to shoot my pistol.
      “Goddamn, that shoots like a 44 mag.”

      I had it loaded with 230 gr hollow points made for 45 acp and jacked up to 1500 fps. They do shoot like 44 mag, especially out of a 7.5″ barrel.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Figures that a hand loader such as yourself would be shooting 45LC. We lowly factory load shooters go for 44mag.

      • Suthenboy

        You should take up hand loading, especially now. Limitless cheap center fire ammo.
        45LC has a lot of potential from plinking ammo to magnum level hunting loads. So do all of the large cartridges.
        Buy your brass in batches of 1000 and get a lifetime’s supply.

        Now, if I can just keep my brother and father out of my stash.

      • EvilSheldon

        Not to discourage anyone from taking up handloading, but have you looked at the availability of primers lately?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My current problem has more to do with availability of cash with an orthodontics bill and tuition payment coming up.

    • Suthenboy

      Oh FFS. The Kennedy space center? That illustration is wildly inaccurate. If you draw a circle to represent the earth as large as you can draw it on 8.5″x11″ paper the pencil mark is wider than the earth’s crust plus our atmosphere. I don’t think I will be letting them do the driving.

      • Suthenboy

        The one at the top of KK’s link

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Ah, there is extra content on the page if you request the desktop site. Yeah, that pic doesn’t look quite right.

  30. Yusef drives a Kia

    I love Gas! My food comes out just right, my Pie came out perfect, now, a Red Velvet Layer cake, with Cream cheese frosting, oh yeah,

    • Jarflax

      That is more due to peristalsis than gas pressure. The gas is more of a side effect.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Odorized Methane, get’s the job done, Energy Density wins, every time,

    • juris imprudent

      I don’t notice the difference as much for baking/roasting; it’s all about the range-top to me – no waiting for the element to heat up.

  31. juris imprudent

    Interesting article from TOS that included this bit from a certain judge that Trump isn’t so fond of lately.

    Writing in dissent, Judge Stephanos Bibas faulted his colleagues for an “extreme deference that gives legislatures unreviewable power to manipulate the Second Amendment by choosing a label.”

    • Suthenboy

      I don’t have a problem with violent felons being denied rights, but tax evasion? Really?
      One should get a medal for tax evasion.

      Being a decent man I am ashamed of my country’s politics. Creepy Joe Fuckin’ Biden, even if the election was hinkey as hell, got a very significant number of votes running on a “I am going to fuck you to death” platform. What the fuck is wrong with those people?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You know all those ridiculous MSM articles we make fun of here? Yeah, there are a lot of people that take them at face value.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No, he ran on the “Trump is icky-poo” platform.

  32. Q Continuum

    “Tolochko said he met Margo at a nightclub, where he rescued her from some unwanted attention, adding that they had planned to take the plunge in March before the coronavirus pandemic hit.”

    Uhhhhh… no.

  33. But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

    The spousal unit, myself, and the Snugglepup went for a walk in several of our river valley’s many tributary ravines this afternoon, and enjoyed ourselves. Well, until we ran into a great dump of human feces along one of the trails. The dumper was not only desperate, but decided to use his/her Commie Coof mask to, uh, clean up afterwards. We discovered all this while a slightly annoyed lady who was walking her dog tried to keep said dog from “exploring” the dump and the mask more thoroughly.

    At least the mask was finally useful for something.