Saturday eveniiiing links!

by | Nov 14, 2020 | Daily Links | 302 comments

Welcome to life, buddy.

 

PSA: SP NEEDS THANKSGIVING RECIPES, ASAP! SHE IS SHARPENING CAN LIDS AND OMWC IS LOOKING NERVOUS.

 

Cold, blustery and wet, I guess fall finally decided to skedaddle.

To be honest, I really checked out of current events a couple of weeks ago. My guess is I’m going to be horrified/triggered.

 

Could be an interesting four years.

 

Alito speaks truth, and don’t expect them to stop.

 

There is some pretty cool shit thought.

 

What’s old is new again.

 

Don’t count on Biden, or you’ll be just as disappointed as the Democrats will be.

 

After the link SP posted on Thursday, I did a little dive and found this gem.

 

About The Author

Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

302 Comments

  1. Agent Cooper

    Brochetta …

    • TARDis

      …is…

      • pistoffnick

        …my…

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        …bitch…

      • Libertesian

        Damn your sober fingers, Hobbit!

      • Libertesian

        …biatch…

      • pistoffnick

        …who…

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        …bites…

      • pistoffnick

        We did this game in 10th grade English. I sat in the first row because, even with glasses, I could barely see the chalkboard. I got to read the final edition. It ended with Ms. XXXX bouncing up and down on Santa’s lap in a very sexual way. I read it aloud in front of the entire class and Ms. XXXX. I had a boner the whole rest of the day, because Ms. XXXX was hot and smoked cigarettes.

        And even though she gave me an A-, I would like to have bounced her on my lap.

      • Libertesian

        I sat in the first row because

        Ms. XXXX preferred 10th grade PON boner over old Santa boner.

      • pistoffnick

        It was found out later that Ms, XXXX liked women.

        For a simple country boy like pistoffnick, this was POW!!!!!!, mind blown. I mean he had seen the big bull on the farm dominate the younger bulls by trying to impenetrate them. It did not diminish teenage pistoffnick’s lust for Ms. XXXX. OK maybe a little. pistoffnick’s lust was also shared with Ms. “tittyman” Tiedeman who had exceptional high beams.

        Got it bad
        Got it bad
        Got it bad
        I’m hot for teacher
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

    • Brochettaward

      You hate me cause you aint on my level.

      • Surly Knott

        True. No one is as low as you are.

  2. Nephilium

    Fine. I just sent in a recipe to keep OMWC whole (for a given value of whole).

  3. DEG

    The sealed wooden coffins, unveiled on site amid fanfare, belonged to top officials of the Late Period and the Ptolemaic period of ancient Egypt.

    They were found in three burial shafts at depths of 12 metres (40 feet) in the sweeping Saqqara necropolis south of Cairo.

    Archaeologists opened one coffin to reveal a mummy wrapped in a burial shroud adorned with brightly coloured hieroglyphic pictorials.

    Cool.

    Mexico is one of just three countries – along with the United States and Guatemala – with the constitutional right to bear arms. But citizens must travel from far and wide to this one place, face seemingly endless red tape and waiting periods, and pay exorbitant prices and fees.

    Fuck.

    Music choice for tonight is excellent.

    • juris imprudent

      Wow, three whole constitutional guarantees in the world, and ours is barely better than the other two.

    • UnCivilServant

      Egypt spends thoudands of years and who knows how much effort trying to keep people from finding these people, and we just keep on digging them up.

  4. Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

    This keeps running through my noggin and will not stop – https://youtu.be/r9jwGansp1E (not stepping on your music link which is excellent).

    • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

      Re-watched. Not just excellent. Delightful. Made me feel like I was tiny and smelling Mom’s perfume and Dad’s aftershave on their way out the door.

    • DEG

      Very nice.

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        I watched it thrice but I’ve had a years-old boner for Hayley. Should probably consult my Physician.

      • DEG

        She’s cute.

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        She’s got Moxy!

    • pistoffnick

      It should’ve been different.
      It should’ve been easy.

      • pistoffnick

        I like that.

        Thanks, Festus (and your mustache and tits too)

    • rhywun

      Don’t. Care.

      At least, not in the way They want me to.

      • Nephilium

        But the Marlins hired a female GM!

        I got a half dozen notifications from news and apps about it.

      • rhywun

        Whew, glad I don’t like baseball. Dodged that bullet.

      • Nephilium

        I may be dropping baseball next year, while I love watching it and following it, if the Indians change their name to anything other then the Tribe (or not changing it at all), I’m done.

      • Gdragon

        I’m assuming they can’t go back to “Naps” because someone found an old letter revealing that the Lajoies had a maid of colour whom they paid less than $15 an hour.

      • Nephilium

        Right now the scuttlebutt is the Spiders are the favorite for the name change. Of course, there’s also rumors about the team leaving Cleveland in a couple of years… which if they change their name, I’d be willing to bet will happen.

      • slumbrew

        I still say they should go with The Firewaters

      • Nephilium

        In fairness, if they go with the Cleveland Colonizers from Brockmire, I’d buy the gear and cheer them on.

      • blackjack

        Scalpers. Might get confused with the shady ticket sellers in the parking lot, but…

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        I say they should go more modern. Cleveland Protesters or BLM or Antifa

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        Missile farms. We all burn in the end. Fucking monsters making life a living hell will need their assholes wiped someday.

    • juris imprudent

      No train wreck. Much, much more of the MIC status-quo. More money for the machine, more stupidity around the world.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The train wreck of a Biden administration.

        Flournoy is a true swamp creature and will be moderately competent/incompetent as we bumble towards another war or two or ramp up our oldies again.

    • TARDis

      So this means there will be less maiming and mutilation of the menfolk right? Fewer men missing arms and legs and dicks, right? Sure.

      Did I get the less/fewer thing right?

  5. DEG

    STAY SCARED part 79827309738716987395

    South Dakota welcomed hundreds of thousands of visitors to a massive motorcycle rally this summer, declined to cancel the state fair and still doesn’t require masks. Now its hospitals are filling up and the state’s current COVID-19 death rate is among the worst in the world.

    The situation is similarly dire in North Dakota, with the state’s governor recently moving to allow health care workers who have tested positive for COVID-19 to continue working if they don’t show symptoms. It’s a controversial policy recommended by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in a crisis situation where hospitals are short-staffed.

    And now — after months of resisting a statewide mask mandate — North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum changed course late Friday, ordering masks to be worn statewide and imposing several business restrictions.

    “Our situation has changed, and we must change with it,” Burgum said in a video message posted at 10 p.m. Friday. Doctors and nurses “need our help, and they need it now,” he said.

    Both North and South Dakota now face a predictably tragic reality that health experts tell USA TODAY could have been largely prevented with earlier public health actions.

    • rhywun

      And nobody is going to press for details which might debunk some or all of that because, well, it’s just North and South Dakota.

      I’m lazy. What’s their excuse?

      • hayeksplosives

        Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

        I taught my stepsons how to react to graphs in the news. Question the source. What’s on the axis? What is it being compared to, and is that valid? What’s the sample size? Does the data scientist have a vested interest in the outcome?

        It made me proud to see them dissect USA Today papers from vacations years later.

      • juris imprudent

        USA Today is the gold standard for chart junk.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Big one I run into in the AI industry… What is the baseline?

        “we get 94% accuracy of finding cat pictures with the ML model”

        “what’s accuracy if I just answer ‘no’ to every picture?”

        “um, erm, uh…. 91%”

      • DEG

        Lazy, stupid, evil.

        Maybe a combination of all three.

      • hayeksplosives

        Wikisez :

        Totals in South Dakota
        Total cases 64,182
        New since yesterday +1,611
        Recovered –
        Deaths 621 total
        +1 death up from yesterday.

        So same mortality rate as every other state (>1%).

        Population of South Dakota 884,000.
        Don’t know how many SD “cases” are unique individuals or even live in SD, but worst case is that 13% of the state has tested positive at some point for COVID-19.

        No numbers on how many people were symptomatic.

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        Same up here. We’ve had less than 300 deaths in a population of nearly 5 million. Provincial Health Officer is freaking out and eyeing some kicky boots for her new autumn look.

    • Ted S.

      to allow health care workers who have tested positive for COVID-19 to continue working if they don’t show symptoms

      They can treat the COVID-19-positive patients.

      • rhywun

        And the ones who test positive in only one nostril can treat the patients who only tested positive in one nostril.

      • blackjack

        It’s twenty twenty, they have to be segregated into right and left, or there will be violence.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      I know this is just anecdotal, but when I was watching the bike races in France and Spain it appeared that nearly 100% of the spectators were wearing masks, yet those countries are experiencing massive increases in cases. Maybe masks aren’t all that effective.

      • Chafed

        There is no study showing masks stop or slow the spread of a virus.

  6. JG43

    From the Fail:

    “More than 93 percent of Washington DC’s voters chose Biden in last week’s election, suggesting that many of the participants had traveled to the capital for the event”

    that’s some might fine reporting Lou

    • rhywun

      I doubt all the votes are in. Surely they can get that above 95%.

      • blackjack

        Likely they could achieve 120%, if only it was a swing state.

  7. l0b0t

    The mummies are really cool. I just came across 704 Hauser, the final All In The Family spinoff, and it is surprisingly funny; dated in many ways and the live audience really takes me out of the moment, but it holds up and even features language and concepts that would not see air today. Mexico… Where to begin? I would probably be onboard with an occupation/annexation before any more deployments to other hemispheres.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/704_Hauser

    • Sensei

      I remember all the other spin-offs, but not that one. Wiki says six whole episodes?

      • rhywun

        I was completely unaware of this. But yeah, 1994 – that’s why. Not even sure if I had a television that year.

    • hayeksplosives

      It’s amazing that there are still some intact tombs after millennia of grave robberies.

      I loved reading all things Egyptology as a kid. That National Geographic cover with King Tut’s coffin up close—a childhood memory!

      • hayeksplosives

        Ha! I figured that would be the link. 🙂

        ?

      • slumbrew

        I remember a field trip to NYC to see “King Tut’s Treasures” or however they styled it.

      • Shpip

        March 1977.

        Speaking of childhood memories: my childhood best friend’s dad turned a spare room into his library, and lined a section of the walls with every Nat Geo since he was a boy. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. So when my old man got me a lifetime membership to the National Geographic Society, I decided I would do the same thing.

        My home office has a bookcase dedicated to over forty years’ worth of National Geographics. My wife thinks I’m a lunatic for saving the things.

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        That is really cool! Tell your wife to bite a lemon.

      • blackjack

        +2 floppy, indigenous titties!

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        I once could fap to that!

      • rhywun

        I just wanted them for the maps. ?‍♂️

    • Nephilium

      SP @ the site will get to her. That’s where I sent mine.

    • Spudalicious

      Thanks! I’ll pass it on.

    • juris imprudent

      I’d offer up the wife’s family recipe for corn pudding, but I might be disclosing information I am not authorized to give up.

    • I'm Here To Help

      We don’t really use recipes – we just sort of wing it every time we make the dishes. About all we can tell is what ingredients go into our dishes, but not quantities, cook times, etc. It’s always turned out perfectly though…

  8. mexican sharpshooter

    Saqqara has yet to reveal all of its contents. It is a treasure,” Antiquities and Tourism Minister Khaled al-Anani said at the unveiling ceremony.

    “Excavations are still underway. Whenever we empty a burial shaft of sarcophagi, we find an entrance to another.”

    This is it. Its how 2020 ends. The Mummy kills us all or it reawakens the alien overlords, who then kill or enslave us all.

    • rhywun

      Finally.

      • Plinker762
  9. Nephilium

    It’s a Saturday, and lockdowns continue, so the Zoom/Happy Hour/whatever I started back in April during our two weeks to flatten the curve continues. I’ll kick it off at 20:00 Eastern.

    • Tulip

      Thank you

    • DEG

      Thanks!

      I probably won’t join tonight. I bailed on some evening plans as I was a bit wiped out after working in the yard all day. I’ll probably head to bed early.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve got another four click change I have to do tonight, but I may try to drop off earlier then usual so the girlfriend and I can head out to brunch tomorrow morning to support a local business. Before going to watch the Browns play, at a different local business.

      • DEG

        I’m supposed to be keeping an eye on bugs at work. I haven’t today. I’ll take a quick look tomorrow morning.

      • rhywun

        I’m supposed to be learning some shit they seem to think I already know. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.

    • Old Man With Candy

      We FINALLY got reservations at our favorite restaurant, so we’re AWOL tonight. Behave yourse… wait, what am I saying???

      • blackjack

        Have fun dipping your toes in the pool of freedom. We’re nowhere near anything that human in my fucked up state. We either eat in the middle of the street or take that shit home.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Oh, they stupidified it for sure. Only outdoor tables, talismasks required for seating and if you get up to go to the bathroom.

      • juris imprudent

        We’re going back to one of our favorite Thai places this week – wonderful little family run place. I am so fucking sick of the stupidity.

      • blackjack

        ‘Long as the sun’s down, amirite?

  10. westernsloper

    The wing suit thing…………very cool.

      • westernsloper

        Nice.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Totally a James Bond gadget.

  11. hayeksplosives

    Speaking of the interesting next four years of MAGA crowd activities, I’m still laughing at Derpy’s Klantifa merger. Sort of the opposite of MAGA.

  12. westernsloper

    RE recipes. Crab bisque has became a Thanksgiving tradition with my fam. It is a Chef John recipe. This year I might add a stuffed/rolled pasta wheel to the bowls. I will see if I can scrape something up to submit. I could have done that today but I was busy taking a nap.

  13. Nephilium

    So Free Ohio Now has gone fully pro-Trump instead of fighting the lockdowns. From an e-mail today:

    Many of you have emailed regarding Governor DeWine’s impending lock down next week. While the Governor and his lawless and tyrannical actions need to be addressed by Free Ohio Now and other freedom organizations, we believe we need to focus on getting President Trump four more years, and then we will pivot to the situation in our state. Please be patient with us.

    • Urthona

      Well in a couple of weeks when it’s over for Trump they can switch back.

    • blackjack

      Makes sense. Biden is all in on tyrannizing the public under the guise of ” listening to the experts.” If your sole mission is to stop being treated like cattle, this is a smart move.

      • Nephilium

        Except Ohio went for Trump. As they’re an Ohio based organization, that part is done. DeWine’s shutdown of Damocles is coming in an announcement next week and will have an immediate impact.

      • blackjack

        Oh, yeah, OH and FLA are mandatory, if you want to win the white house. I forgot.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I think Ohio and other GOP states have joined the ongoing lawsuits. Free Ohio Now might be supplying support for those suits, as well as logistical support for the recounts. They need as many reliable monitors as they can get.

    • DEG

      The only reason I can see them going for Trump is Biden will lock the country down.

      Otherwise, not a smart move.

      • Urthona

        He will try. States that don’t want to will simply ignore him.

  14. Sensei

    So I upgraded my video card’s fan control and overclocking software. Everything seemed to be working fine and suddenly the the dual fans on the card shoot to 100%.

    Stupid software completely turned off the fans. There must be an “oh shit” value in the video card BIOS that caused the fans to come on at 100%. So thanks the hysteresis the temperature drops below the “oh shit” value and 30 seconds later the fan comes on again at 100%. Rinse and repeat.

    Problem was initially figuring out why the noise and which fan was the problem as my gaming system has something like 6 fans and separate piece of software that controls the case fans while the motherboard BIOS controls the CPU fans.

    • westernsloper

      Wut?

    • l0b0t

      Afterburner? IIRC, I had a similar panic as the “silent running” feature was enabled by default.

      • Sensei

        EVGA X1

        It turned it full off. The normal is temp controlled with no fan at low use. I just had to tick the auto box back on.

      • Caput Lupinum

        I’m not a big fan of EVGA’s software, it got very confused with my graphics card; it’s liquid cooled, so it uses the fan controllers to set the pump speed and the radiator fan. It kept shutting off the pump thinking it was a fan, I had to go and override all the normal settings to get it working correctly.

      • Sensei

        But how am I supposed to control the 600 multi color LEDs on the video card that nobody will see in my closed case?

      • Caput Lupinum

        That’s why my case is tempered glass, you can see everything, so I can always admire my absolutely terrible cable management. Fortunately the graphics card is pretty much the only thing that doesn’t have lights.

      • TARDis

        cable management

        mmm sexy.

      • Sean

        *sigh*

        I used to use spark plug wire separators on the old round cables. Chrome, of course.

      • I'm Here To Help

        Took the wife to the CERN open day weekend a while back. We were able to go down into the collider at one of the experiment locations. One of the things that stuck with me from that trip was the cable management – thousands upon thousands of network cables, neatly laid out. I’m sure a technician would be able to locate a specific cable in a matter of seconds if needed.

        Everyone else on the tour was looking at the collider. I was looking at cables.

      • Gustave Lytton

        One day I hope to lace cable a tiny fraction as well as the old timers did. They created works of art.

      • LCDR_Fish

        If you ever get a chance to do a navy ship tour – check out the cable runs – if some of them took a hit, i’m not sure God himself could replace them all – esp if it just had a shipyard upgrade (haven’t been on any new constructions though)

      • LCDR_Fish

        “Re-splice”

      • blackjack

        Best song from afterburner.

      • blackjack

        Eliminator was a better 80’s album.

    • kbolino

      Don’t know what your specific problem is, but for some fans 30% or lower intensity is equivalent to off. The motor can’t overcome the static friction or something like that.

      • Sensei

        In this case the software disabled the fans completely when I upgraded. I just turned it back on and all is well.

        I’ve always tried to build the quietest rigs I can for decades. Fans have a starting voltage and a running voltage. High quality fans can usually start at around 18 to 20 and run down to about 5 or so.

        Smart fan software will have a starting and a minimum value, but most just put a floor.

    • Urthona

      Did you get a 3080?

  15. hayeksplosives

    I have a tall monkey puzzle tree, a Cook pine, that needs to be removed before it tips over and wrecks a house.

    I feared it would cost thousands to do it, but the guy quoted $750 for tree removal, including stump, plus another stump, haul away, and clean up. He even asked if we wanted the wood, and we said no (it’s resinous).

    I must’ve paid more than twice that in Minnesota to get a cottonwood out!

    Weird what is more expensive and what is cheaper in various parts of the country.

    • Sean

      Make sure he’s insured. ?

      • hayeksplosives

        Yes, that is a strict requirement! It’s potentially dangerous and damaging.

    • DEG

      I’ve paid a lot more than that for tree removal which included haul away and clean up, but no stump removal.

    • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

      Funny that. Value of labor correlated with number of serfs. Who the fuck woulda thunk it?

    • Threedoor

      There was one of those in my mom’s neighborhood that got cut down two years ago. It had to be one of the northern most climatized monkey puzzle tree. They cut it down to move their driveway. It was planted when I was a kid, probably a houseplant that some other neighborhood kid planted. It was in Lewiston Idaho at 1350’.

      • hayeksplosives

        Leaning toward the equator, as all Cook Pines do, even in the Southern Hemisphere.

    • PudPaisley

      The price discrepancy doesn’t surprise me. Most pines are about as easy as it comes when removing trees. They are easy to take down and clean up, and the wood is light.

      Cottonwoods, on the other hand, have a lot of mass. Even the secondary and tertiary limbs are thick and heavy. They are also “twiggy”, with limbs going in every direction, which is a pain in the ass. This requires a lot more cuts and harder work dragging the brush. Also lots of cleanup because the limbs are brittle and break into lots of small debris to clean up. The bigger limbs also require more wood to haul away instead of chipping up.

      **Used to work for a tree service**

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ? ?!

    • DEG

      Nice barn.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        there is much more, coming soon, having a real camera is inspiring

      • DEG

        Excellent!

        I much prefer taking pictures with my camera over my phone. It’s rare that my phone pictures come out looking decent.

    • Libertesian

      Indeed, your camera and your eye both rock! I wish that I had a real camera that’s less than 12 years old… Because I don’t, I will settle for enjoying your compositions. That said, even the best pics straight from the camera will benefit from some post-processing… For example, here’s your barn pic quickly run through Photoshop Elements: https://imgur.com/a/ws75lVQ

      Disclaimer: This Tulpa is a photography amateur (barely).

  16. commodious spittoon

    Missed you all. It’s Ok Go time. Tbh it’s always Ok Go time.

    • DEG

      Welcome back. How are you doing?

      • commodious spittoon

        Great, great

      • DEG

        Good.

    • Nephilium

      Glad to see you’re back.

  17. juris imprudent

    I actually had to cut our lawn one more (last?) time today. Dual purpose, since I also mulched a bunch of leaves.

    Dinner was steak with mushrooms accompanied by steamed cauliflower and roasted zucchini (seasoned and topped with a little peccorino romano).

    • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

      So jelly! I spent my morning chasing snow off the property.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Low-carbing?

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, not zero, but very definitely reduced. Pasta no more than once a week (had tortellini last week with my first attempt at Marcella Hazan’s classic marinara – which was amazing).

  18. Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

    Watching that wingsuit video made my butthole clench like a fist. Was that wrong? Should have I not done that? Welcome back CS.

    • commodious spittoon

      Oh man I’d love to do that wingsuit thing someday. I adore JC3 almost purely for the wingsuit. It makes no sense physically, but slingshotting yourself up a mound and then bursting into wingsuit is just magical.

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        I like JC3 for the same reason. And having played it you could not get me to wingsuit in real life under any circumstances imaginable. In real life all those @#$%^&*() I clipped a tree/rock/powerline/buiilding moments do not flash up a retry/exit button.

      • commodious spittoon

        If I had an infinitely redeployable parachute I might consider.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      Put some coal up there and see if you can make diamonds.

    • blackjack

      Alec Baldwin refusing to leave SNL, goddamn funny! Way funnier than SNL, btw.

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        My Ex and I used to make that part of our date night every Saturday. Order in, get a little high and watch SNL, KITH and maybe something else a little later. I’m old.

      • blackjack

        Yup. If you remember laughing at SNL, you must be old. We used to watch it and then the Midnight Special.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Martin Short / No Doubt rerun tonight from ’96.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Didn’t SNL replace Midnight Special? I recall several MS concerts on AFRTS in the early-mid 70’s and saw the first season of SNL in 76(?) at the same time slot.

      • blackjack

        I think that was SCTV.

      • rhywun

        I never heard of Midnight Special so maybe.

      • blackjack

        It was on after SNL

      • blackjack

        at least where I lived. I distinctly remember seeing the Cars and thinking they were way too weird to be a hit.

      • blackjack

        Wiki says it was on Friday night, but where we lived it was on after SNL, obviously on Saturday. Might have been a repeat of Friday’s episode.

      • blackjack

        Here’s some from1976. Quality TV program!

      • blackjack

        That weird assed band that’ll never amount to nothin’

    • blackjack

      No wonder they’re cutting people’s heads off. That music sucks balls! I’d opt for death with 40 something virgins too.

      • Festus' Mustache Needs To Calm His Tits

        All I can feature from that is “Kill The White Man”.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, the question is, are they 40 something virgins, or are there 40 something virgins? It matters.

      • commodious spittoon

        72 virgins, only they’re all 72.

    • The Hyperbole

      Oh yeah, the fat guy from the Simon Pegg movies I’ll watch that…although he was also in that horrible Netflix’s “badlands” thing, meh, worth a flyer.

      • Sean

        Badlands never appealed to me and I didn’t watch it. This has potential.

    • Chipwooder

      Just finished it last night. It was pretty good, although not as much of a comedy as I was expecting.

  19. Sean

    The DC rally must have the Dems scared. They sent their shock troops in to assault old people and families in DC.

    Scumbags.

    • hayeksplosives

      It’s only a problem if they crack down on brown people.

  20. westernsloper

    DC appears to be interesting tonight.

    • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

      DC hasn’t been interesting since The Dark Knight.

      • Chafed

        ^^^ This guy gets it.

    • hayeksplosives

      He’s eligible to vote now.

      • blackjack

        Eligible to vote democrat, anyway.

      • hayeksplosives

        Naturally.

    • creech

      I wonder how far forward from president #10 you have to go to find another living grandson.

    • JG43

      There were people still alive here in the 70’s whose parents fought in the civil war. Lots of old veteran geezers got young brides.

      • I'm Here To Help

        The last Civil War pension recipient just died this year. Back in June or July I think.

    • hayeksplosives

      Problem is, when you read the article, it’s about changing appearances only, not changing the substance of what the left really is all about.

      • blackjack

        Bill Maher likes to flirt with the truth, but he sure as fuck ain’t gonna actually buy her a drink.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The left suffers from the exact same schisms as the right, but has a hegemonic grasp on the cultural institutions like the right hasn’t had since the 1950s.

        They each have the establishment grifters. They each have the religious social meddlers. They each have the doctrinaire base.

        The problem the left has is that their mirror copy of the Moral Majority (woke social justice) is coming at a time when they have so much control. As such, their excesses are scaring the normies. The progressive base may be able to stomach the wokegressives going nuts because they’re fellow travelers on so many issues and, frankly, they’re doing things the prog base wishes they had the balls to do.

        The establishment grifters are the ones panicking because they see how the normies are reacting, and they know it doesn’t bode well for retaining power in any meaningful way.

      • hayeksplosives

        So they plan to change their appearance without changing their mission. Nice.

      • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

        I don’t agree with Maher often, but he seems to be genuinely anti-woke.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Only because it interferes with his goals, but because it’s a morally bankrupt philosophy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Argh, but should be not

  21. Sean

    TH, I’ll shoot you a call tomorrow.

    • UnCivilServant

      Too many of them picked the wrong camera angles.

      • TARDis

        1st world problem.

  22. Gustave Lytton

    Kick the confederate out of Arlington!

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Wheeler

    *checks notes* …later served in both Cuba and the PI, (re)commissioned as a brigadier general in the regular Army. Why didn’t they just hang him at the war’s end?

    • Plinker762

      Maybe the earlier generations in this country were smarter or I could see how the everyone was tired of the killing. I don’t think the people stirring up the pot now really understand the disaster they can trigger for all of us.

      • mrfamous

        The list of things they don’t understand is extensive

      • pistoffnick

        Dedicated to MikeS.

  23. Agent Cooper

    Why is my governor gaslighting me? DeWine saying this surge is more dangerous … per million death tolls still waaaay under April’s 4.5 — more like 1.2. Fucker.

  24. kinnath

    Associated Press via the local news channel

    https://www.kcrg.com/2020/11/14/surging-virus-cases-get-a-shrug-in-many-midwestern-towns/

    ELMWOOD, Neb. (AP) — The biggest reason coronavirus infections are soaring in the Midwest isn’t because residents don’t understand the dangers of the virus or how to protect themselves.

    It’s because many of them aren’t that concerned.

    In much of the region, as in other pockets of the country, some look at statistics showing that most people quickly recover from the virus and ask, why should I stop living my life the way I want to avoid catching an illness that probably won’t hurt me much anyway? The perception, coupled with a lack of government mandates requiring masks and other safety precautions, is a huge concern for local public health officials.

    They worry that soaring caseloads will soon overwhelm their hospitals.

    God forbid people should look at the risks and act accordingly.

    As Faucii says “Do as you are told!”

    • EvilSheldon

      People who are terrible at risk assessment, are naturally going to believe that everybody else is as bad at risk assessment as they are.

    • rhywun

      Good lord. That’s as close an admission that they’re scare-mongering as I’ve ever seen.

      Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Happy belated bday! Your avatar makes me laugh.

      • pistoffnick

        Thanks, I had carbs in the form of pizza, which I rarely do. Then I got drunk, which I usually do.

  25. gbob

    Not sure if anyone is interested, but if you need background music, I’ll be spinning all night. Going to do a dive into a Kansas album, and ramble about how my “Kansas Scale” of music is the best rating scale. (See, Kansas is in an incredible state of “not bad” but not that good either. You don’t turn off a Kansas song, but you don’t love it or hate it. You can judge all other bands against them.)

      • l0b0t

        Just tuned in and digging it.

      • gbob

        Awesome! It’s been too quiet tonight!

        Sorry for any insane long ramblings about Kansas. I’ll be mixing it up, eventually.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Carry on, my wayward glib.

    • MikeS

      You don’t turn off a Kansas song

      Why in the world wouldn’t you?

      • gbob

        Because of it’s perfect mediocrity. It’s a pain to pick which album to put on the player. Kansas is nuetral.

    • rhywun

      You don’t turn off a Kansas song, but you don’t love it or hate it.

      I think you’re on to something here.

      I’ve adored their ‘Best Of’ album since the mid-80s… mainly for nostalgic reasons at this point. But I’ve never been motivated to dive into an album.

  26. MikeS

    Jeff Goldbloom is a nut. In a good way. I’d love to hang out with him for a night…I think.

    Haley is a smokeshow, and has great pipes, but I prefer Morgan

    • Brochettaward

      You know who else wanted to spend the night with Jeff Golblum?

      Your Mom.

      • MikeS

        …and your dad.

      • Brochettaward

        Your Dad lets other men sleep with his wife while he jerks off from the closet in a Superman costume.

      • MikeS

        Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

      • Brochettaward

        You inherited your father’s micro-penis and your mother’s saggy flapjack breasts.

      • MikeS

        You inherited your father’s 68 IQ and your mother’s coprophagia.

      • Brochettaward

        Your father gave you the Super AIDS like Tom Hanks’ character in Philadelphia.

      • MikeS

        Your mother’s beauty is bested only by her intelligence and charm, and your father is an extraordinary gentleman.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Conan (I think) said he is very sensuous, likes to pet things.

      • Chafed

        What sort of things?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Soft fabrics, smooth surfaces, and such.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        See possibly Conan O’B Needs a Friend from 2/24/19.

      • limey

        So he drops a lot of ecstasy? Or that’s just the way he lives normally.

        Mmmmm this carpet is so good *rolls around, rubbing himself*

    • TARDis

      mmmMorgan. I’d pay money just to fold her laundry.

  27. Aloysious

    This must be said: The Car (1977), starring James Brolin and his mustache who plays James Brolin playing a Sherriff of some kind that is a terrible shot and yells a lot, is gloriously bad. Like, Steven Seagal bad.

    The one bright spot, Geraldine Keams (also known for her role in The Outlaw Jose Wales), did not get enough screen time, dammit.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Car is a cinema classic that fueled nightmare dreams for young Scruffy.

  28. Gustave Lytton

    Cutty Sark fueled thoughts: I’m now older than my dad was when I was a kid. I feel like I’m still learning to tie my shoes in life but he always it figured out back then.

    • commodious spittoon

      I remember catching dad smoking pot in the back yard. Later he’d tell me he was pretty much high all the time till he started his business. But he was in his late twenties, five years younger than I am now. And he’d had a little punk kid harshing his buzz at that age!

      • Gustave Lytton

        My dad had to deal with a punk ass kid, too.

  29. commodious spittoon

    Martin Freeman plays a Minnesotan? That’s great.

    • limey

      Yeah that first season was pretty good. Very similar plot to the movie, which I guess was the point.

  30. limey

    Comment thread #43 just to say wowzers that girl is a smoke storm with a voice to match. Music choice par excellence.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Mornin’, Limey (just). Your previous avatar is on a PBS special right now.

      • limey

        Mornin’ Tox. AJ or JD? I’d watch either so I’ll keep an eye out for that.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        AJ. But now I am watching Aerial Britain on mute (Smithsonian channel). Sure hope I get to visit your charming country again someday.

      • limey

        Ah yes, patchwork fields and meadows, charming villages with empty churches dating back to goodness knows when, closed pubs boarded up and sold on to developers to make a second home for city folk, village halls locked and unused, with parishes rapidly going bankrupt save for those getting massive grants of other people’s money via DeFRA, “county lines” drugs gangs branching out from every city keeping a steady flow of heroin and crack to the desperation of isolated communities destroyed by the promise of a globalized utopia, and a populace that overwhelmingly* thinks that national lockdowns and mask mandates “don’t go far enough”.

        *if such polling is to be trusted ???

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oh, I know; I glance at Lockdown Sceptics most days. BoJo is no Trump, is he.

      • limey

        My old left/moderate dad said “he spent so long lying that he doesn’t know what the truth is anymore,”, referring to his polemical style of writing opinion pieces in favor of Brexit years ago, and that he’s surrounded himself with useless people.

        I definitely agree with the second one, but probably for different reasons. As long as they are useless people that don’t translate that uselessness into tyranny, I’m fine with it. As for the second one, the lefty “journalists” who called him out on what were more or less fairly accurate straw man arguments, that was nothing short of acute hypocrisy given their own output. Anyway, Boris is a mess, a big, fat mess.

        Trump on the other hand makes some really excellent appointments, especially Pai and DeVos. The gaslighting over them was absurd.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Just occurred to me that Trump is rather like Tom Hanks in Big. “Hey, now I can totally do this!” except without trampolines or Pepsi machines.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        PS. Your mini-screed is reminiscent of “Howl”.

      • limey

        Well we’ve already returned to obscenity trials, although now it’s wrongthink and “hate speech”. Ginsberg is spinning and yelling to a syncopated rhythm in his smokey grave.

  31. limey

    Perhaps it’s a little early on a Sunday for politics but is it not a bonehead move on Lin Wood’s part to ask Loeffler to resign right now? Would that also mean she withdraws as a candidate from the Senate race? What’s his endgame with that? Obviously he’s just yelling at clouds on that front but it seemed weird to me. What responsibility would she have for any election fraud in GA?

  32. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Glibs.

    While I wrote a mere 474 words yesterday, that’s 474 more than I’ve gotten on the page for “On Unknown Shores” than I have in a long time. I want to finish either it or “Prince of the North Tower” on this vacation. But today, I also agreed to go shoot at steel targets.

    • limey

      Imagine being such an insignificant prince that your principality (?) extended only as far as the exterior walls of one building.

      Mornin’, UCS.

      • limey

        Yeah, it’s a town in upstate NY.

        *slaps thigh and laughs raucously*

      • rhywun

        Heh, I think he knows from that Synecdoche too.

      • Tres Cool

        Isnt that an album by The Police ?

      • limey

        I preferred their earlier work such as ‘Don’t Stand So Close to Me (I haven’t received my mRNA “vaccine”)’. That had an infectious hook, really catching.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        A little too new wave for my tastes.

      • Tres Cool

        Id have to pick “Every little thing she does”. Copeland’s rhythm (and syncopation), and Stank’s upright bass work for me.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Walking on the Moon

      • Tres Cool

        Have a cover.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think their undisputed masterpiece is “De do do do de da da da”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.

      • TARDis

        The first concert I went to in my senior year of high school was the Police. Great show. My date crush insisted on smoking even though she wasn’t really a smoker. She accidentally burned a hole in my just purchased concert t-shirt. Ah, memories.

      • rhywun

        Synchronicity II. I can live without the rest of their output, TBH.

        And a quick look at my iTunes library says I do exactly that.

    • Sean

      Have fun at the match.

      Pew pew pew.

      • The Hyperbole

        Do you gun nutz have a good luck phrase akin to “break a leg”, maybe “don’t shoot your eye out” or something?

      • The Hyperbole

        That’s lame and stupid, you gun nutz are boring.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have to admit to a grave oversight.

        While I was checking the rifle to make sure things were in order, that the red dot didn’t need a new battery, etc, I noticed that it had been stored with the safety off. Nevermind the fact that it was unloaded and the chamber flagged…

  33. Yusef drives a Kia

    Howdy Hi! Glibbish ones, wet and warm, headed for snow later, wacky world!

    • limey

      Hello, Yusephine. Weather is gay. It is known.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Howdy!

      “72° and snow!”

    • Tres Cool

      Hey YUFUS!

      Breakfast beers! (although in my head it’s akshually 5 pm)

      TALL CANS

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Coffee cups in the Air!
        Sup Tres! and T O’G! and of course all you other miscreants, Weather is awesome, at least in America,
        Uk weather? Grey and pissing rain, Forever………

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        It’s less variable than most places in the US, and the rain is usually mild and keeps it green.

        The grey, OTOH… Bill Bryson described it as looking like a sky full of wet towels or some such.

    • hayeksplosives

      49 degrees now in Cali, with a high of 79 in the forecast. Tomorrow’s high is predicted to be 84 degrees.

      The gardener in me has a confuze.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sunset Mag climate zone 21?

      • hayeksplosives

        Climate zone 10. My neighbor across the street is climate zone 9. It’s weird—all due to elevation and sunlight.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        USDA?

        Sunset is more granular. Do you have the Sunset Western Gardening Book?

    • PieInTheSky

      sunny today by the lake… to bad it was not so yesterday

    • Sean

      Mornin Yusef and the rest of y’all

      • hayeksplosives

        Good morning,

        Another morning on which Joe Biden isn’t the president (yet) and I don’t have a mask stapled onto my face by executive order (yet).

      • Sean

        ?

  34. Sean

    I evicted two more pepper plants yesterday. Just down to the jalapeno. That one will go too after 1 more pepper harvest.

  35. hayeksplosives

    I read a brain dead AP article on COVID 19 in which the author makes an assertion that begins with “despite the rising death toll…”

    What the hell else do you expect a cumulative total to do? Fall?

    (Funny bit was that the article admitted that the survival rate is getting better, way better than at the beginning in Spring, and the author is perplexed that people are relaxing and not masking up and staying home.)

    • UnCivilServant

      Of course it can go down, I mean people routinely get back up again and go to the polls.