IT GOOD ADVICE
STEVE SMITH HAPPY SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE. HIM GLAD IT NOT BIGFOOT HUNTERS OR WHAT THEY CALL SELF. AT FIRST, STEVE SMITH SEE IT OPPORTUNITY FOR EASY WAY MAKE RAPE QUOTA. BUT HIM NOT REAL HAPPY WITH CHOICES. THEM NOT FIT HIKERS.
STEVE SMITH USED TO BE LOOKINGED FOR – HIM HAVE LONG HISTORY BEING SOUGHT.
WHAT? EVERYONE HAVE BIG HAIR BACK THEN!
EVEN WEBSITE THAT NOT JUST AFTER STEVE SMITH HAVE HOTLINE EMAIL! STEVE SMITH HAVE TO CALL OUT MILITIA TO KEEP CRAZY HOOMANS AWAY.
SQUATCH MILITIA…ATTACK!
ANYONE WANT JOIN STEVE SMITH PRIVACY ARMY?
FREE CASCADIA!
What’s the sasquatch bag limit?
It’s illegal to kill one. I think it’s a $10k fine in WA.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/87148/it-legal-shoot-bigfoot
Cascadia is looking mighty good right now.
Maybe. Can you get good bbq there?
How about Sean’s BBQ? I’d be good with that.
I’m a grill guy. I don’t have the patience to run a smoker. All the bbq I eat (a bunch) is take out.
Good enough. How do I apply for citizenship?
Sorry, Steve. You’re under watch:
https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U
I got your back, yo. At least, I’ve been told I have a knack for smoking poultry.
*1/4 oak, 1/4 cherry, 1/4 apple, 1/4 hickory
No pellets released on a timer, that shit is cheating. ;p
‘Sorry, Steve. You’re under watch:
https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U‘
Ignore that…that…got there somehow, not sure…I like weed.
We might have to make our own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV4smtJrIOM
SAVE STEVE SMITH!!
I SEE STEVE SMITH RELATIVES IN WOODS ON THE WAY TO WORK, NO HIT STEVE RELATIVE WITH KIA!
Hauser says Bigfoot will knock on his house at night and leave signs on his walkways after he’s raked them.
“Jorgensen 2020”
https://youtu.be/7Lb9dq-JZFI
WHAT? EVERYONE HAVE BIG HAIR BACK THEN!
Either that or STEVE SMITH is doing a ZARDOZ cosplay
Steve Austin Met Bigfoot, Big hair days, Farrah Fawsette
Are you referring to Stone Cold, that Steve Austin?
Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man.
Asked in the dead thread, but I’m gonna try again.
Where is a good place to advertise blue collar jobs?
Print is dead. Craigslist is dead. Indeed doesn’t seem to have much follow through from applicants.
Mexico?
Indeed, it’s where I got mine, and they keep offering, reaaly, Indeed
Men’s room wall?
steal people from the service sector
if someone shows intellectual capacity and energy while near minimum wage, steal them and teach them whatever
Most of the service people I encounter are women. Not many of them want to go blue collar building trade.
Good advice. One of my contractors was being an asshole two weeks ago. Last week, one of the companies I do a little work for asked if I could do a lot more for them. Took me a half second. “Sure.” Told the asshole contractor, “Unfortunately, I won’t be able to continue with you after this contract is up. Thanks for the 15 years, though.” It really is all about timing and if you ask the right person at the right time, you’ll get them.
Arrivederci gozaimasu!
It took me a while to figure out what you were saying happened, because around here, a contractor is someone you hire rather than someone who hires you.
You’re right. “Someone I do contract work for”.
Despite your gayness and the fact that you are not First, I am somewhat envious of you. I wish I had the ability to tell a client to fuck off.
Groups on FB. Or take out an FB ad. You can focus on age groups and specific locations.
It’s how I should probably go become a millionaire realtor.
Community college/trade school (if it’s a skilled position)?
Trade schools have never panned out for us. Don’t know why.
If they’re like the tech trade schools (ITT, Devfry) have done for us, I have a suspicion of why…
Try to entice people to quit their universities. Fuck that degree.
I’ve only worked in the Harley industry. When we need a job, we go around to all the local shops and ask. One of them always says yes and then later you find out the owner is a wino and gambled away the payroll yet again. Then you go back around and rinse/repeat. Eventually you open your own shop. When the economy kills that you get a cushy government job and finally relax a little.
When I was a kid, you could go buy a tool belt full of tools and just walk up to job sites and get a job. If you worked hard and did a decent job, they’d give you raises and keep you busy. I miss those days. I probably bought 5-6 tool belt setups.
We can’t get anyone to work at our Plant, good but hard work, benes, good pay, the whole nine, but the people around here are just lazy welfare queens from what I hear. I have the best and worst position in the Company, but I make bank for the area, also kids Suck….
I just put on a new toolbelt as it were, and dig it,
Yup. Now I have a literal one ton ( well, maybe 1500 lbs.) toolbox and I have to rent an extra low trailer to move it. It just sits in my garage now, because the airport doesn’t let outside stuff in. Tools provided. Double edge sword because I get to have my stuff at home, but the stuff they give us is unmitigated crap.
You could do that today, thing is no one does, The last time I had a “kid” or a “drifter” walk up to the job site and ask for a job was at least 15 years ago. I have at least two three weeks worth of manual type work i’d hire any crack head that showed up, but none do.
Considering the drunkards, crackheads, and tweakers I worked with in construction… the rageaholics, the weirdly egotistical monomaniacal shitheads, the all-time losers, the nothing-else-panned-out geriatrics the cool guy lifers who probably should have done something else, but, you know, shit happens, and it pays the bills… oh, and a couple Mexicans. Like, work visa Mexicans who’d come up and work with us because it paid better and was safer than, in one guy’s case, being a cop in Mexico. There’s still work if you’re willing to get on your knees and wrap your hands around the tool and go to work.
I’m Hank Hill and Boomehoure all at once, Old dog, new tricks, and my attitude carries well with Management, I will never be fired….
I’m Hank Hill and Boomehoure all at once
Strong work ethic, wisdom and devotion, but slur words like Senile Joe?
Listen, fat
Man! Dude’s like 52 y/o here! I saw him around this same time with Foriegner, Kansas and Bad Company. Styx flat stole the whole thing. Might as well have been 1980.
We’ve found many of our household stuff off Thumbtack.
Used to be, in Pennsylvania, the unemployment office was a great source. The unemployed were kinda embarrassed to be without a job, so they were eager to get another job. The Commonwealth used to expect the unemployed to actually look for jobs before handing them paychecks. Now the Upper Middle Class twits have gone over to the Democrats and being on the dole and getting a big check without having to look for work is acceptable and compassionate. The Main Line towns went 2 to 1 for Biden the other day, so let’s hope they get what they deserve good and hard.
Craigslist is dead?
Angie’s list?
I want to join Steve Smith militia, but I’m not very hair. Can I wear a hair shirt?
If they’re like the tech trade schools
My gross generalizations:
a/ never met anyone who wasn’t solid from Penn State, Vandy, or Texas A&M
b/ never met anyone from Texas Tech who was even competent
These trends pop for because I expect to find distributions in all things everywhere; nature abhors consistency.
“never met anyone from Texas Tech who was even competent”
Mahomes slander. Get him Mojeaux!!!!
I remember Kingsbury and Crabtree
never met ’em, but I remember them
My goodness gracious. My husband has begun to follow Texas Tech now, he’s such a Mahomie.
I sit in my new house Glibbing, in peace, Bella is happy,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/YNduYqGUjfh59Pk98
W have a riverside dock, and an nice viewpoint, right on the Manistee river,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/pvUH5mWCN4bALxrs9
this worked out so well it’s like Someone meant for all this to happen, I am so thankful,
We have a private Riverside dock, not W,
Man that’s awesome.
5 years and I can maybe stop working full time, but I’m in a prime location for my activities, so I’m gold no matter..
Very nice!
I like that you have your own place now.
Cheaper than Rent, SomeOne is looking out for me, thanks DEG
Man, that’s great. Really glad to see it.
And you have just begun…
O Frabjous Day!
Congrats! Good looking place.
Well crap.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_Palmer_(actor)
RIP Geoffrey Palmer.
one benefit of covid: not having to manage all of the in-laws at the hospital while baby is being delivered. One group text and done. ?
Congrats!
Good for you and the Lady and child!
Hospital not a dumpster? Look at mr too good for the rest of the trshmnstrs over here.
Congrats! Hope all goes well.
Grats. Kids are way better than people.
Congrats!
Grats man! Get rest when you can!
Congrats!
I went to the hospital when my sister delivered her first and now I can’t remember why. WTF was I going to do, shout encouragement from the hallway? Veiled threats to the nurses that something might burn down if they didn’t deliver right? Mostly I remember dad sliding down the wall listening to my sister screaming in the delivery room, although now I’m not sure if he was floored by the intensity of it or just tired because, you know, he’s a working man, and going into labor in the evening is kinda inconsiderate.
Now she’s on her third and I imagine I’ll meet the kid some day.
Excellent!
Congratulations!
Congrats!
Mazel tov!
See? I just said upthread that it was a Frabjous Day!
Mazel tov!
TRASHBABY!!!
Congrats.
I hope you have some smooshed face with little snood pics to share soon!
I assume this is every Glib right now, particularly Sean.
https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/059/553/008/original/6206d47efe8d8705.jpg
Like I would drink Coors light. Pfft.
I’ll have you know my Christmas lights are ON !
I like the laser eyed dog.
#metoo. I think laser-eyed dogs would be a much more effective weapon than sharks with frickin lasers
Have you seen a dog run? There’s no way those lasers could stay on target.
Use old dogs that don’t run as much or as fast.
I’m a grown-up so I drink real beer such as Guinness. Also, substitute a pair of cats for the dog, eliminate the X-mas lights and switch faux wood blinds for those plastic ones and it is about there.
Real grown-ups drink hard alcohol, not beer.
Real grown-ups drink whatever the fuck they want and don’t accuse others of not being grown-up.
Except for Zima drinkers…total bitches. ammirite?
Do they still make Zima?
In the late 2000s, the beverage was marketed in additional flavors: citrus, tangerine, and pineapple citrus.
On October 20, 2008, MillerCoors LLC announced that it had discontinued production of Zima in the U.S., choosing instead to focus on other “malternative” beverages.[3] Zima is still sold and marketed in Japan.
In February 2017, MillerCoors announced that they were in negotiations to bring Zima back to the U.S. market. On June 2, 2017, it was announced the Zima would have a limited release beginning on July 4th weekend.
“STEVE SMITH NO WANT BE HUNTED!”
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1324807776510595078
AOC’s making a list and checking it twice Steve. Who’d you vote for?
“Not unless they broke a law. Instead, all Trump collaborators should be refused work in the public arena–no TV appearances, no books, no Dancing with the Stars.”
So glad these people have power and agency. Fuck em
Plus if they identify them their foot soldiers, you know who I mean, can beat the hell out of them and worse and they have plausible deniability. It’s a win-win.
Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future? I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future
Truth and reconciliation, comrade.
That’s literally frightening. I mean, not her – but the armies that have her back.
*shudder*
As a congressdouche she should be censured for using her stature to directly threaten private citizens who are trying to participate in the political process like that, should but most certainly won’t.
These are the sort of people who would decry the Hollywood blacklist.
When your cause is righteous, hypocrisy does not exist.
So SP has the button to scrub the whole site correct?
Maybe she should form a committee in the House to identify Trump supporters. Drag some people in to testify and ask them if they are a Trump supporter or if they’ve ever been a Trump supporter, get people to snitch on known or suspected Trump supporters.
Ooooh, looky here:
https://goarmysof.com/PsyOp/PsyOprecruiting.html
“Unconventional Minds for Unconventional Warfare”
Sounds fun!
I think you’d have more fun in Civil Affairs. CA has a language requirement since you are expected to interact with people. PSYOP’ers don’t have that requirement. Plus if you punch out of the AC in a few years there are more CA Army Reserve scattered about the country.
I am trained in both and taught at the school house for them. I’d be happy to share more info with you. Swiss also has CA experience.
I say Trump did more for liberty in 4 years than the Libertarian Party has done in 40.
My take on his wins:
-killed Soleimani and Baghdadi
-right to try law
-3 supremes
-unmasked the left
his losses
-debt
-forever war
He unmasked the left alright. Unfortunately insanity was behind the mask and they turned that into a winner somehow. Everything he’s done will be for nothing excepting for the time being the judges.
almost forgot the big one – made the US a net oil exporter again
[grabs fallen colors of the 54th Kekistani Regiment]
RAH-LAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
RAH-LAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
Don’t forget Joos talking Ayrabs.
Being more effective than the libertarian party is damning by faint praise
Will we see a Soleimani statue erected in Portland, or have they long forgotten their former hero?
He tried on forever war.
He cut taxes AND regulations both! At the same time!
THEM NOT FIT HIKERS.
I’m not exactly fit but I’m average. Also I stick to the trails so as to avoid Appalachian Smith.
Huh, Bill Murray has a line of golf clothes:
https://www.williammurraygolf.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3s7jyK3v7AIVU9woBR3bsg89EAEYASAAEgLFvPD_BwE
Decent looking stuff but more than I want to spend.
Expensive shit to wear at the country club while you cheerlead President Harris and her wealth redistribution agenda.
Yep but if they had one of those judge Smails ugly hats I’d pony up for one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4WEeo9AI4
Razorfist has a new video
He marathons those gameplay vids, that’s going to last three hours at least.
Hannity just interviewed the Michigan lady who found out that a software glitch counted over a thousand Trump votes as Biden votes in her little county. Turns out that software was used in many other MI counties and other states.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/software-glitch-michigan-erroneously-gave-1000s-votes-biden-47-counties-compromised
I’m not a programmer but have a hard time somebody “accidentally” wrote a program that can’t accurately count dots.
As long as they go back and investigate the outcomes based on that program I don’t give a shit. Never underestimate incompetence unless concrete evidence says otherwise.
Incompetence or no, this kind of thing calls for a redo on the election. I am not sure of any other way to resolve it legitimately.
Also, digital voting machines are horseshit. Hand counting or using a machine to count, there should be paper ballots complete with receipts that can be reconciled for every vote (among other things…) so this shit doesn’t happen in the first place.
My favorite election story is 15k votes discovered on a mislabeled thumb drive flipping a house seat.
Yep, my house seat.
Freitas is a former Green Beret who is libertarianish. He’s one of those guys who has been the only vote on one side of some stupid feel good bill more than once. Does a weekly podcast where he goes indepth on an issue.
But the magic flash drive returns CIA agent turned diversity trainer turned Congresswoman Spanberger.
What the fuck are ballots even doing on a flash drive?
Local precincts call their results in to the county board of elections and impound the machines and paper ballots in case a recount is necessary.
Duh they have to have it ready for the right candidate to win.
The machine can’t just display an actual count. They’re just digitizers that are plugged into the tabulators.
Don’t you even 1950’s tech, bro?
who has been the only vote on one side of some stupid feel good bill
I was constantly reminded by some campaign ad (that I presumed took his position out of context) how he hates autistic children.
We have an assemblyman around here who has an autistic son. Most of the time he’s in the news it’s because his son had a bad experience and now he’s going to use the force of the state to make the world bend to his son’s needs.
Yep that was the ad that made me vote for him.
“He was THE ONLY ASSEMBLYPERSON to vote against this billl!!!!!”
It’s like when you check the Senate roll and it’s Rand Paul and Mike Lee as the only two voting against some godawful bill.
Coincidence how that always goes one way.
That too.
CocaineMoscow Mitch strikes again!Here’s how this must work in our great country: Every legal vote should be counted. Any illegally-submitted ballots must not. All sides must get to observe the process. And the courts are here to apply the laws & resolve disputes.
That’s how Americans’ votes decide the result.
Good for Mitch. The question is what is he doing other than twatting?
I think the most galling thing about the election fraud is that it just shows the disdain the elites have for the little people. They know just about half the population will go along and that the other half will be cowed into submission. They’re barely even hiding it. The numbers don’t make sense. They are North Korean type numbers in Michigan and Wisconsin. The sort of stuff we all laugh at because it’s so ridiculous. And they’re pulling it here and daring people to stop them. And no one will. So I guess they’re right.
They have votes, we have guns, where I live it’s a no brainer,
For some reason I keep going to more Rural areas, now I live in one, it’s so safe and calm, I wonder why?
When they enact they’re taxes, you’ll pay. Just the same as the non-gun owners in the blue areas.
They’re has to be real rebellion to force change, and that aint happening.
How about armed defiance? worked well back in the day… 2nd amendment and all that stuff, and,
Molon Labe
There isn’t going to be an armed rebellion. There isn’t going to be massive civil disobedience. There’s going to be bitching on social media that will occasionally be silenced and they get to rule good and hard.
OK City Boy, really, you have no idea what’s available, Glibs included, there will be a tipping point,
I like your thoughts when a you aren’t Firsting,
I just saw some of the counts and lol’d.
Well, the real question is who cast the actual FIRST vote. That’s the only one that matters.
It would be a more sensible system that raw dog democracy.
I used to manage a pizza restaurant when I was in university. I’d have to go over the stock and see how much we were spending in materials in relation to sales. Find out that one day of the week we were spending a lot more on materials in relation to sales than on other days. Yep, the night manager that night was selling pizzas off the books and it was easy as pie to figure it out. That these election numbers are goofy as fuck should indicate that something is seriously wrong.
“.@kaitlancollins
just reported WH staff are starting to look for jobs. Employers considering them should know there are consequences for hiring anyone who helped Trump attack American values. Find out how at the Trump Accountability Project.”
https://twitter.com/HariSevugan/status/1324781491214340097
But Trump is the nazi.
Asses.
https://archive.li/pKD6E
0/10 not a single donkey in the bunch
ALL! beautiful set Q
Lots of those women need to squat more.
Rare selfie of young Q.
https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/059/541/869/original/fad8a8c19804be34.png
I thought you were making a disparaging remark about someone until I saw it was Q.
I’m pretty sure a lot of us are asses.
Progjection thy name is Schmidt.
Schmidt said, “Oh, absolutely. Look, we have almost 48% of this country that’s voted for a statist, authoritarian movement with fascistic markers that was hostile to American democracy, to the rule of law that an individual, that’s a cult of personality.”
He continued, “I think that Tucker Carlson is the frontrunner for the Republican nomination in 2024. What you are going to see is every Republican candidate will kowtow to the conspiracy that Trump was stabbed in the back by unseen malicious forces of the deep state, that the election was stolen, that it’s illegitimate forever. Forever. More than a majority of the Republican Party will believe this was an illegitimate election because they have been poisoned by the Murdoch operation, by OAN, by Sinclair, by the toxic sludge of sewage and crap and disinformation and lies that flows on Facebook into the screens of the American people. And so this is a long-term fight.”
Tucker for prez? There are worse things.
Trump wasn’t a big enough of a fuck you. They just gave most Americans an even bigger fuck you back. So, I don’t know if Tucker Carlson is even enough. I think we need to put up Alex Jones.
Jones/Icke 2024
They should hope its Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones. At some point, it might be the guy they thought Trump was.
Tom Kratman wrote a book where the terrorists successfully nuke 3 American cities. The Republicans and Democrats do nothing, and then “Pat Buckman” makes a speech in Central Park, forming the Wake Up America Party, and then cruises to victory in the 2016 Presidential election.
Buckman then uses the power of pardon as a death sentence. Simply mentioning a name, ala “Who will rid me of this turbulent priest” is used to assassinate his domestic enemies.
We can find Jesse The Body Ventura hanging out in Mexico.
He’s gone full not job.
Trump should seize the moment the second he is out of office and create the Trump Network. Have news, talk shows, Trumpbook online—create a permanent spot where other non-lefties can gather up and get another perspective.
The fact that Trump has a meaning in English helps sell the idea.
He’ll be too busy fighting off the criminal indictments to do much of anything.
Oh, come one – going after former political rivals is just banana republic stuff that we’d never do here. He can just retire with dignity, like Carter and George H.W. Bush.
Damn it, I almost fell for taking that seriously
Yeah, that won’t happen – they’ll go after him hard (though that is banana republic-level bullshit)
So is producing over 150k votes for a single candidate at 3 AM
a’yup
This politics in this country have gone to shit far faster than I would have credited a decade or so ago.
I’d vote for him.
The first sentence sounded reasonable. Then I realized he’s 180 out.
Rod Blagojevich: Dems Stealing Elections a ‘Time-Honored Tradition’
Hey, anyone want to hang out in the lunch room and count some ballots?
https://gab.com/M2Madness/posts/105166258768579800
Staged.
@ everyone, Yusef is a Redneck, always has been, just grew up in the Big city, from BhC to Manistee, it just gets better, I can’t stand big cities anymore,
and, GUNS!
More useless numbers
Obama 66.86 M
McCain 58.32 M
125.18 M
Obama 62.61 M
Romney 59.13 M
121.74 M
Clinton 65.85 M
Trump 62.99 M
128.84 M
Biden 74.33 M
Trump 70.18 M
144.51 M
I totally believe 16M new voters this year.
Jesus, this manages to make the elections in North Korea look legitimate
Well, Trump got 7+M more than last time. I doubt anyone fabricated those ballots.
Biden is up 8+M from Clinton.
This should have mirrored 1984. Landslide, slam dunk. Biden slept through the whole campaign. Trump drew 50k or more regularly. All the covid pain came from Biden’s party, all hope to end the suffering came from Trump. He massively over shot the polls everywhere, except the few places that could lead to a Biden win. Coincidentally, those were the most corrupt Dem machine areas of the country. The house seats curved in the R’s favor, State houses went red, the R’s kept the senate. Yet, somehow the 4-5 little states broke exactly enough to push the senile retard over the finish line. Not shady at all.
Yep. Like, get this: VA CD-1 is an R+8 district. Trump got 257,000 votes, as did the Republican Representative. The Democrat running against him got 180,000 votes. Biden got 275,000 votes. So 275,000 people voted for Biden but didn’t vote for any Congressional candidate at all. 90,000 people voted For the Soul Of The Nation and Common Decency and all that, but had no opinion on the Congressional race.
“I doubt anyone fabricated those ballots.”
I guarantee they didn’t, because if they did, we would have already heard about it from the media in response to Trump talking about fraud.
There’s video of some lady just happily filling out ballots, all the same way and stamping them. It’s only because of TDS that anyone would think this is not going to lead to some sort of prosecution. Sadly, they’re probably right. Nothing to see here, move along.
Motivated voters + lower barriers to voting.
And by lower barriers, so even a caveman can do it. Or do it for him.
The barest minimum of corruption is that other people were filling out ballots for people.
But given the math of all this, I suspect there’s a whole lot more there.
Yep. Philadelphia alone, per CNN, had 350,000 ballots stacked up on E-Day to be counted.
Just pull 3500 at random and see what the rate of fraud is.
Lots of mail in ballots available for sale the same way food stamps are traded for cash.
Sorry, Steve. You’re under watch:
https://youtu.be/JsntlJZ9h1U
Civil Defense All Purpose Survival Crackers
He’s a real treasure,
Yes. He’s great.
Also; congrats on the move, man. As a prodigal-Tulpa, I haven’t gotten the whole story yet, but you sure sound happy. Which is awesome.
Has anyone heard from Baked Penguin?
I’m not around a lot, but it’s been a month
“that the election was stolen, that it’s illegitimate forever”
If they are worried about Trump supporters whining, for four years, like Hillary’s supporters did for four years, then declare complete transparency for the election count, let a thousand Trump lawyers roam around and forensically audit the results. After all, there is nothing wrong going on is there? Is there?
What…. no this election is completely fair, we just kicked out poll watchers because…. ugh COVID….. ugh software was changing votes, not to worry this is a completely isolated case despite said software being widely used.
One last investigation for the road?
Last?
Last investigation, because next time they will prosecute, and figure out the crime later.
If Trump is a real good doggie, maybe they’ll let him know what the charge is before sentencing.
I expect that Melania will have her citizenship yanked, or threatened to do so, if Trump doesn’t play ball. There’s already been past rumbling that immigration fraud was committed on her original visa.
Meanwhile actual immigration criminal, fraudster, and general POS Omar will continue to skate free.
If only enough people in Minneapolis would figure out that you get more of what you reward. Or they really want that kind of ruckus?
I wake up every morning expecting final results and nothing. That is a lot of counting. Mornin glibbies.
awful quiet here this morning
There won’t be results, the media wants it called, but due to the leaks, there is no reason for that to be accepted.
Mornin, Pie. I guess everyone is zooming.
Year 2000 v2.0
Only because we have five states where they run elections like it’s 1965 Uruguay.
Well, no I would argue some others do to, except because those states are one sided already it is easier to cover up.
Phrasing?
https://youtu.be/jzA092H8Afk
I like my job but have been thinking of sending my new boss Biden a message that I am one of these people. I could use a little payout for getting terminated.
https://pjmedia.com/election/victoria-taft/2020/11/06/the-left-threatens-gop-we-have-a-list-and-youll-never-work-again-if-you-helped-trump-n1130593
What an evil bitch.
No shortage of evil bitches in that story: Rubin, Pelosi, AOC…
Evil bastards too:
Why hide it anymore…
https://www.lcsun-news.com/story/news/politics/2020/11/05/democrats-nm-plan-redraw-2nd-congressional-district/6181346002/
Whelp, after the Zoom I made meself a hardy supper of potato chips and halloween chocolate. Then I decided it was high time to take the clippers to my noggin. Getting into the shower I decided that cleaning that would not wait for another day. A couple of chores done unthinkingly. I’ll wake up tomorrow with a clean shower stall, a shaven head and smelling mostly pretty.#holdingthefort
Morning, Festus!
Mornin! My Dad said something to me once that still sticks with me until this day. I got called out for interfering with the second baseman on the base path which eventually led to our team losing a shot at the Provincial Championship. As we were driving home, Father said “Stop bitching about it! Nobody wins when you cheat.” The Old Man was right.
I agree the old man was right.
Unfortunately plenty of folks now believe strongly that ends justify means…”for the greater good.”
Morning m’lady!
*tips fedora and smiles bashfully, compressing multiple chins into a kind of stubbly, blubbery concertina*
Mornin’ Festus, wha, eh!
*licks finger and holds it aloft*
Yup, it sure is cold here in the frostbitten ass-end o’ Hoth, eh?
Could also have been *licks Festus’ freshly shawn noggin and holds it aloft*
Thanks for the LOL. limey. I kinda needed that one.
Twas “concertina” that slayed me.
Ey oop, mi duck.
Like Trump’s invisible concertina.
Mind the Festus, he’s rather lonely and quite into his cups…
Presumably also #holdingthefart in that case
Arf arf arf!
When Wifey’s away the odors will play…
Ganesha H. Christ, what a brutal night.
TALL CANS!
Graveys can suck shit. I feel your pain, Baby-head…
But as I mentioned previously, its a great reason to drink beer at 6:15 am with no shame.
Yes. Yes it is.
How about a Babyface instead?
I was hoping that was a link to Babyface Finster.
I saw a Lon Chaney talkie (evidently his last film) wherein the dwarf from Freaks pretends to be a baby for criminal purposes. That must be the source material for Baby Buggsy Bunny. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0021505/
(Apols for rarely linking — it’s a PITA on a phone.)
PS. remake of this silent film: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0016473/mediaviewer/rm3568029440
Baby Peeping Tom
Hey Ted, I’ve been really grooving on the pre-code flicks lately. Joan Blondell is fabulous!
Good grief. That was low, even by your standards TeDs. Couldn’t muster some Shirley Temple?
Shirley Temple
LOL!
I had a friend stop by my plance and i am already two burbouns in and it is but 15 00
Good morning, all.
I’m not going to kid you and pretend to be up bright and early at 4:30AM. I just happened to wake up, roll over, and grab the phone.
I’m still safely ensconced in a comfy blanket burrito in bed.
*Homer voice* “Blanket burrito! Mmmmmmm…”
Im trying to think of a burrito “filling” joke but….I got nuthin’.
All the ones in my head end up sounding kinda gay. Too much Tonio lately.
You should not have the phone in your bedroom
Dunno about Hayek but the alarm clock function is my excuse.
That’ll work!
I dont use that function and anyway i can hear it in the living room
I agree with this with a cell phone.
I still have a house phone in the bedroom though.
I’m Cartman. “I wake up when I want!”
Pie, I mean this in the nicest possible way: Fuck off, slaver.
A Very Special Present for tEds – https://youtu.be/psPenuNzJY8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8wroJbZARik
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Fat Black lady shakes her finger at you, “Y’all Need To Find Jesus!” https://youtu.be/vPJ2rcYQC88
‘Sup Glibs?
Nada
Supposed to be nice weather in these parts today. Good grilling conditions. ?
Here it is 14 C and sunny
It’s warm enough for me to be out on my back porch (Tranquility Base!)
Sorta!
I envy you, Red.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/michigan-couple-with-14-sons-welcome-their-first-daughter/article_1a40a26f-2669-5ea0-b501-5e03b6576d73.html
It’s a vagina, not a clown car.
“Porque no las dos!”
I was thinking about the big L Libertarian party logo:mascot: a porcupine.
(For reference, if you haven’t seen it: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Libertarian_Party_Porcupine_(USA).svg )
Porcupine is no aggressive, yet well defended against attack.
Separately, I recalled reading that the male porcupine chooses a prospective mate, then pees all over her to see if she likes him.
This might explain why there are so few libertarian women.
Ankylosaurus. Slow moving, mostly peaceful, well armed and not to be fucked with.
Also extinct.
Which seems apropos.
Indeed. Having a Party is less important than having ideals. We need to bore into one of the established ones like a spruce bud-worm. It’s the only way.
+1 Rand Paul, with a side of Thomas Massie.