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Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

472 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Amen to that smooth transition!

    • Cy

      Let the propaganda wars ramp up!

    • juris imprudent

      Don’t they have to get Billy Dee Williams to make it smooth?

      • AlexinCT

        Barry White…

      • pan fried wylie

        Billy Dee Williams and Barry White walk into a Vitamix retailer…

    • WTF

      And it still won’t act as a wakeup call for them.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, the problem with thinking they will learn anything is the failure of those that would do so in this sort of shitshow to inaccurately ascribe the ability to use facts, logic, and reasoning as a driver people solely motivated by emotional animus and cult-like group think would posses. Their responses, historically, whenever shit went bad for them, was to claim they had not done more/enough of the stupid shit to make it work. You know. Like the definition of insanity thing says…

    • rhywun

      Gosh, maybe people will wake up and realize what we’ve been seeing all along is Marxist rioting.

      • juris imprudent

        You mean, like Portland? [Nancy Rommelman at TOS has been giving a clear picture of that.]

      • straffinrun

        They had a choice of mayor between appeaser (Wheeler) and an outright Antifa chick. They went with appeaser. *SMDH*

      • rhywun

        Miss Che didn’t win? I thought she was ahead. Sorry, Portland.

      • zwak

        Polling, yo.

      • AlexinCT

        I am afraid that the vast majority those that have not come to this conclusion yet will never admit they already knew that was what it was or that they are too stupid to be allowed to participate in adult society.

    • Tonio

      Oh, cool website. They almost as snarky as we are…

      • Not Adahn

        Tonio is the mole!

    • Rebel Scum

      Asking people to be peaceful is white-supremacy.

      Congratulations, leftist. “White-supremacy” no longer has a meaning.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Then let me fight white supremacy by ceasing to be peaceful.

  2. Rebel Scum

    Pompeo: “There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump administration.”

    Confidence is key…

    • AlexinCT

      Not much difference between that and the dnc operatives with bylines that have been lying for so long, and went into overdrive after bad orange man won the election they had rigged for Crooked Hillary, telling everyone Biden won, the people claiming fraud are all making it up, the country must unite under them finally – after 4 years of resistance – because it will make the list of Trump supporters that need to be punished easier to compile and enforce, I guess, and that their rule is now permanent, and that was the end of that…

  3. Rebel Scum

    Director of National intelligence will NOT interface with Biden transition team until it’s clear who won election

    There is no winner until December 14th. But that won’t stop media hacks from hyperventilating.

    • robc

      Even then, we don’t know the winner until they open the votes in January, right?

      • Nephilium

        So… you’re saying Hillary still has a chance?

      • robc

        As far as I know, I still have a chance. Who knows what the electors will do.

        I would like to see that happen some time. The electors just go completely off the board. 1/2 the Dems and 1/2 the GOP electors just get together and say, screw it, these guys suck, lets make Manchin* president or something. That would piss off the far end of both parties, but honestly, would the vast majority of Americans be upset by that?

        That is the electors constitutional job, IMO, elect who would be best. It would unite the country…possibly in hate, but united all the same.

        *thinking of a D the Rs might support.

      • Cy

        If Joe gets in. Joe gets axed and Hillary get’s the VP spot. It’ll be historical, Brave and Stunning!

      • AlexinCT

        Odds on how fast Kommie-Lah ends up having a terminal “accident”???

  4. Rebel Scum

    According to Ben Rhodes, one of former President Barack Obama’s top foreign advisers and speechwriters, Biden has begun actively preparing his foreign policy agenda by talking to foreign leaders.

    It’s ok when they do it.

    And he has to establish lines of communication for graft while his son establishes lines of cocaine.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s ok when they do it.

      It is far worse than that: The real message is that it will ONLY be OK when THEY get to do it (because they are in charge)….

      • Tonio

        They are the adults in the room.

    • Idle Hands

      So I guess the logan act is kind of a sham huh.

      • AlexinCT

        Only if you have a (D) next to your name…

        Otherwise it is a blunt instrument to be used by the swamp to destroy their enemies or people that expose their malfeasance and corruption…

  5. Rebel Scum

    All polls coming from a mainstream pollster should be assumed to be propaganda.

    Agreed.

    • AlexinCT

      Worse than that: they were specifically misconstrued as a means of psychological warfare.

      • straffinrun

        Absolutely.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Honest? Honest as the day is long.

    America’s crisis of political segregation – we increasingly don’t live alongside, associate with or even marry people who think differently from us – is increasingly leading conservatives to congregate together on social media outlets designed specifically for people who think like them.

    The recent rise of Parler – as well as other social media alternatives that appeal primarily to conservatives and that got their start largely by attracting the far right – raises the specter of further political polarization through digital means. Parler and others, like MeWe and Gab, are gaining momentum with a promise not to censor their users for behavior that might violate the policies of their rivals.

    ——-

    But, much like the social media site Gab, Parler has quickly attracted the extremist crowd in addition to self-proclaimed center-right conservatives like Read. Groups from the far-right Proud Boys, which includes large numbers of white supremacists, to heavily-armed anti-government militias have gathered on the site to spread conspiracy theories, racist memes and false claims of election fraud.

    Yet for an electorate stricken with deep fissures on race, politics and class, the act of dividing social media loyalties into liberal and conservative camps could reflect a natural next step deeper into polarized terrain.

    Those people we deplatformed, because we disagree with them- they went to another platform. This shows how polarized and degenerate our nation has become.

    The whole thing is a gigantic steaming pile of loaded language and dealing from a stacked rhetorical deck.

    How much more unselfaware can these people get.

    TW: USA Toady

    • leon

      The act of division is bad because to the authoritarian mind, there can be no escape from their control.

      Also it is funny that the way it’s framed is that conservatives want things catered to them and not the”true” social media. It’s not like those places have clearly become leftist spaces.

      • juris imprudent

        When you are outside the holy church, you are condemned to eternal suffering. You don’t get to just go off and form a new church and still have access to heaven. You are expected to repent and return to the one communion.

        Anyone who doesn’t understand that the left is a religion (and govt is their god) doesn’t really understand anything about them.

      • leon

        I said this the other day but the media was furious that social media helped propel Trump into office. So they spent 4 years dressing down Zuckerberg abs making sure the place complied with curated media. Now they are pissed that people are deciding to leave. If you leave you’re a bag person who only wants confirmation bias.

        I think a lot of people are past being harangued into watching traditional media.

      • Charlie Suet

        I would think people would get sick of the constant handholding, the sentences larded with phrases telling you what you must think and the sense that you’re a stupid child who needs a twenty something journalist to explain the world for you.

      • Mad Scientist

        The magic ingredient of any religion is that the practitioners must feel the need to whip themselves. All they need is some guidance on where to leave the scars this week.

    • Not Adahn

      This is actually something that I’ve been thinking about.

      The explanation for the fact that the “blue shift” is totally a legitimate thing and not evidence of shennanigans is “Absentee voters are overwhelmingly/almost entirely democrats. ”

      But that would mean that political affiliation isn’t an ideological difference, it would mean that Rs and Ds literally behave differently than each other.

      In what posisble world does it make sense that people that different should have authority over each other?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Long-term? Not much. Just look at the disasters resulted from the seemingly arbitrary lines drawn out to form the post WWII middle east. People just mashed together under a nation with little regard to any volitale differences in culture, religious practices, old disputes, or the prospect of oppression being imposed by a powerful minority.

        America has always had similar dynamics but what I and many here think held it all together was the common held “Idea” of America. Little to do with race, religion, geographical boundaries, ect, we felt kinship by way of holding on to a constitutional republic that valued rule of law, property rights and accountability from our officials.

        …How much of that was a fiction we just told ourselves is open to debate but we at least put up the pretense of it.

        Now, it seems the open, lawless lust for power and revenge is the norm. Not sure how much longer we can function like this.

      • EvilSheldon

        One can make an argument that property rights and free exchange are the ethical touchstones that allow a cultural melting pot to exist. Without them, everything devolves down to the aforementioned struggle for power.

      • EvilSheldon

        I mean, Republicans and Democrats *do* behave differently from each other. This seems so obvious that it’s almost idomatic.

        In the progressive mindset, it is the differences in identity that determine who has the power. I don’t see it being very hard to fold behavior into identity – consider the idea of ‘cultural blackness’.

        So, I guess it makes sense in the progressive world. This is why I see zero chance for a peaceful separation.

      • Not Adahn

        They behave differently in the sense that they push a different button on the voting machine.

        But how they physically move through the world seems more significant. Almost to a sexual dimorphism level of difference. Buth Rs and Ds drive cars, take public transportation, go worship, eat at restaurants, pay for purchases etc.

        This seems (to me) akin to discovering that Ds park on the east dside of parking lots, Rs, park on the south. Or that Rs choose a delivery option, while Ds pick it up and take it home.

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        I would not make too much of this. This year there is are obvious, and obviously politicized, reasons for Democrats to choose vote by mail and Republicans to choose vote in person. 1. Covid fear has been being pushed by left media and downplayed from the right and 2. Democrats pushed vote by mail nonstop for the past few months while Republicans argued against it.

      • kbolino

        The problem seems to be that, in most districts, mail-in ballots lean more Democratic compared to in-person results, whereas in certain districts, they don’t just lean that way, they are very lopsided for Democrats (or really, in some cases, exactly one Democrat: Biden). If your neighboring county goes 55% for Biden from in-person results and 65% for Biden from mail-in results but your county goes 55% for Biden from in-person results and 85% for Biden from mail-in results, that does look a bit suspicious (of course, one could also argue that the 65% is the suspicious case instead of the 85% in isolation like this, but there are a lot more counties like the former than the latter).

        So, the narrative explanation covers the general country-wide trend, but doesn’t explain certain select cases. Outliers always exist, of course, but in a close election they get examined more closely.

    • WTF

      the far-right Proud Boys, which includes large numbers of white supremacists

      Assertions without evidence. It’s the leftist way.

      • Tonio

        At least they are moving away from characterizing them as a white supremacist organization. Kinda hard to do when the latino guy was outed as head of one of their state orgs. [Insert white latino joke here].

      • Drake

        Surprised they don’t call him a Spaniard.

      • Rebel Scum

        Meanwhile leftists and their enablers (Looking at you, Cavuto) cut away from the press secretary right as she is about to provide supporting evidence for an assertion.

      • WTF

        The constant “no evidence” mantra really grinds my gears. There are literally dozens of sworn affidavits from participants and witnesses attesting to significant levels of vote fraud. That is the very definition of evidence.

      • kbolino

        You’d think Cavuto would know better, but you can’t be a gatekeeper like that in the Internet age. Even China’s great firewall is remarkably porous; the U.S. is nowhere near as restrictive as the PRC. Try to tell people what they are supposed to see, and most will go around you instead.

      • grrizzly

        Most will not. When most of the mainstream media present the same narrative, most of the population goes along. Everyone in Russia has the means and ability to get information that’s not Putin’s propaganda. It’s easy. There’s no great firewall of any kind. But for most people, what they see on TV is their primary source of news. It’s the same in the US, just a bit more people distrust the media.

    • AlexinCT

      “The further a society drifts from the truth the more it will hate those who speak it.”

      George Orwell.

    • Rebel Scum

      Parler has quickly attracted the extremist crowd

      ‘Extreme’ is a relative term. And you are a cunte.

  7. Rebel Scum

    MSNBC’s Joy Reid Thinks ‘538’ Electoral College Number Is Named For Al Gore’s 2000 Loss

    Remember that these people think they are better than you and think that they should decide how you live.

    • AlexinCT

      This is the one of the few groups of people (politicians and meteorologists, being two that rank lower because of the occasional repercussions) that can not only constantly be wrong but maliciously lie and still believe they should be treated as people of authority because they are not sent to the bread lines…

  8. leon

    I hate to break it to you… But unless Trump can point to specific votes to disqualify, he ain’t going to get anywhere.

      • juris imprudent

        Sourced from the Epoch Times – which is about as reliable as QAnon or the SPLC.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, reliable enough to base policy on?

      • Rebel Scum

        You don’t trust Larry Elder?

      • juris imprudent

        Alright, so let’s go to what the source article has to say…

        This year, Pennsylvania also allowed voters to “request, receive, mark and cast your mail-in or absentee ballot all in one visit to your county election office or other designated location.” That may explain the ballots with no sent date—they may have been received and cast in person.

        While it could also explain the ballots with the same sent and returned date, that appears to clash with the description of the database, which says the sent date is “the date the county confirmed the application to queue a ballot label to mail the ballot materials to the voter.”

        If the ballot was received by the voter in person, there would have been no need for a mailing label.

        Impossible and improbable return dates indicate there’s something wrong with either the database or the ballots.

        And this ‘analysis’ was first submitted to The Epoch Times Chinese language edition. I don’t know, what might smell just a bit odd about that?

      • juris imprudent

        Also, note how much of the original article qualification was omitted by the American Thinker piece. The old game of telephone.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re really worked up over this, aren’t you?

        The stuff that meets the standards of evidence for a court of law will be presented in court.

        Online snark has no standards of evidence.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m annoyed by gullibility and weakness for confirmation bias – moreso in my own circle than in others.

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        I am also. It is important to call it out. It is also important to recognize that you yourself are subject to it and the moments when you are most certain are the moments that you are most vulnerable.

      • Not Adahn

        Meh, these sorts of things are irresoluble since people don’t consider and precommit as to what is adequate proof.

        It’s even more fun if you start from the question “if there were to be X, how would it appear differently from the current situation?”

        Because when you have someone saying “X doesn’t exist” and not being able to answer the question, then you know there’s no point other than the love of conflict in engaging with them.

    • Drake

      They’ll point to every vote counted while observers were barred from witnessing. Ballots mailed and received the same day, ballots belonging to dead people, ballots counted multiple times… Also in Michigan if the total vote count doesn’t match the canvassing ballot count, the entire precinct is tossed out.

    • Not an Economist

      Both Wisconsin and Pennsylvania changed what counts as a legal vote without going through the proper legislative process.

      • WTF

        The issue is whether the court will be willing to toss out those votes given the shitstorm that will erupt if they do.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Here is the problem as I see it. The court either chooses to take a hard but fair stance now in the face of threats of civil unrest, or the next time around the threats of civil unrest will be even greater, having appeased them.

        The Democrats are literally banking on the institutional and societal fear they have been seeking to foster. Hence the Trump Accountability Project and letting looters and rioters run rampant in leftist cities.

      • Rebel Scum

        The law is the law and they should adhere to that. But I am not confident they will.

      • Not an Economist

        That is actually what Florida in 2000 was about. The standards were changing as to what was a legal vote for a candidate — in a way that they hoped would help Gore).

      • WTF

        Funny how the bugs and glitches only go one way.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        If there were instances of this going the other way, I might be more willing to accept it was just random shit, but when ALL the problems, including things that completely violate the laws of statistics all come together to benefit the guy we were told won, I am gonna feel this is crap..

      • leon

        Well they could go both ways but that on net they really can only affect one candidate.

  9. rhywun

    New York City-based department store chain Century 21 filed for bankruptcy in September and said that it will shut 13 locations

    Another story says it’s closing all stores.

    Motherfuck ?
    There is one within walking distance and I shopped there all the time. I even went right after they re-opened in the summer.

    You’re welcome, Amazon.

    • Gender Traitor

      What realty company will they get to sell their properties?

      • rhywun

        Probably something local. I rarely see signs for that realty company around here.

      • pan fried wylie

        “I’ll take a two-story brownstone and a large fry.”

      • The Last American Hero

        Redfin.

      • pan fried wylie

        1. get elected
        2. cause TDS
        3. TDS causes panicdemic
        4. panicdemic causes realestate crash
        5. trump cleans house on recovery

        5D Chess Illustrated?

    • Gdragon

      I also loved Century 21 when I lived in NYC, goddamnit.

  10. Not Adahn

    Carrying over form the last thread, is the current Naked Cowboy the original, or did that one sell his brand to a new person?

    On the renfair circuit there was a guy with a puppet act called the “Ded Bob Sho.” The pupetteer performed with a cloth over his head, so once the act became popular enough, he began licencing out the rights to perform it to other puppeteers. I have no idea if the original guy still performs or if he lives off his license fees now.

    • rhywun

      AFAIK that is the original. Haven’t seen a pic in a few years though and I don’t travel to Times Square so I can’t say for sure.

    • juris imprudent

      The original Ded Bob Sho is retired and living like a king in Patagonia.

      • Endless Mike

        I understood that reference!

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “I think it’s inevitable that we’ll see the rise of conservative, separate or distinct, social media,” said Jonathan Rauch, a senior fellow and U.S. political scholar at the Brookings Institution, a Washington-based think tank. “It’s only a question of where and how fast it will form and how extreme and partisan it will become.”

    OMG like why won’t those racists just shut up and be like us?

    • Not Adahn

      Once you get banned from one social media platform, you must never use any other social media platform ever again. That’s what “social justice” means.

    • rhywun

      Probably not as extreme and partisan as Facebook and Twitter have become.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    MSNBC’s Joy Reid Thinks ‘538’ Electoral College Number Is Named For Al Gore’s 2000 Loss

    Silly Joy. That’s how many transgenders POCs are lynched every hour.

    • WTF

      I thought that was how many “genders” there are.

    • CPRM

      WRONG! It’s how many trans people Donald Trump murders in a day!

      • Trigger Hippie

        It’s how many types of deodorant WE DON’T NEED!

      • RBS

        I thought it was how many college girls get raped per minute.

  13. UnCivilServant

    Not Adahn, I’m not sure if this is a case of Practiscore sucks, or that it was not enabled for sunday, but I can’t seem to find the option to pay the entry fee. Does this mean I’m going to have to find cash?

    • Not Adahn

      No, they’ve changed it so that you have to pay after you’ve been accepted. I think that he waits until Thursday. Apparently there were issues with people signing up, then withdrawing later in the week and wanting refunds and something with Stripe.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, ok. I’ll wait and see what it is on friday before fretting then.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s good to hear that shooting clubs everywhere have the same problems…

      • Not Adahn

        Picked up my SCSA endorsment yesterday. I am amazed at how seriusly I’ve ben supposed to have been taking things, and there’s no way we’ll ever be able to run an official match at the club (getting the target height to match the shooting box height at 105′? Fuck that noise. Although I’ sure we have a couple of surveryors in the group that could confirm it.)

        Also, the Techwear people are awesome. They are going to credit me for a discount that starts tomorrow on a purchase I made yesterday.

      • pan fried wylie

        They are going to credit me for a discount that starts tomorrow on a purchase I made yesterday.

        Do they sell hamburgers? Asking for a Whimpy.

      • Cy

        A level and a laser? Or if you’ve got money lying around a laser level.

      • Not Adahn

        Right, but then we’d need to cut down each stick to measure, and each target for each stage would need to have it’s own dedicated stick/stand/hanger combos that we’d need to keep track of.

      • pan fried wylie

        OMG a bunch of sticks, that’d costs upwards of whole dollars.

      • pan fried wylie

        I get it, it’s not the cost, but the hassle. Umbrella stand, masking tape, sharpies. Do you want your shit level or not.

      • Not Adahn

        Do you want your shit level or not.

        No?

        The only people for whom that will make a difference are the people who can shoot a stage literally blindfolded and are hoping to shave a hundredth of a second off of their personal best.

        Since I still need to look at the target to shoot it, a 2″ difference in height at 35 yards will make no difference whatsoever.

      • pan fried wylie

        I skipped over “I am amazed at how seriously I’ve been supposed to have been taking things”, whoops.

        So I can just put these empties in the corner with the rest then?

      • Not Adahn

        And the more that I think about it, I’ll bet the height at each location (including the shooting box) is going to change based on the amount of precip and whether or not the ground is frozen. So we couldn’t even just keep the same 40 sticks.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah, the entire point of SCSA is that the stages are all standardized.

        A lot of clubs don’t want to deal with that, so they run ‘Outlaw Steel’ or something along those lines.

  14. straffinrun

    Latest attempt at getting booted from Twitter. Chicago Mayor.

  15. PieInTheSky

    Well at least the company made some profit this year

  16. leon

    From the tweeters:

    “In other words, Republican leaders are deliberately sowing *unjustified* mistrust in the electoral process and perpetuating perceptions of illegitimacy among their base in order to … win elections.

    It’s hard to put into words just how offensive (and cowardly) this approach is.”

    My… This is… Unprecedented. I’ve never seen a party do that. Ever.

    • straffinrun

      If only there were an example of the exact opposite (a razor thin election) to see how they would’ve acted.

    • WTF

      Are they really that un-self-aware, or are they just dishonest shits?

      • AlexinCT

        Yes.

      • Rebel Scum

        Yes. In my experience with leftists, they ALWAYS assume the moral high-ground. Ergo you are a bitgot hater and anything they do/say is “justified”.

    • Not Adahn

      Menudo is European?

      • PieInTheSky

        that does not look the right color

      • Not Adahn

        Mexicans are not the right color? I had no idea Romanians were so racist.

      • WTF

        Since Mexico was a Spanish colony it might have roots in Spanish cuisine.

    • Tulip

      I like ‘herring in a coat’ , which is what I think they mean by dressed herring.

      • Cy

        This was my favorite part at the bottom of the recipe:

        “Bon Appetit!Lailonni Ballixxx getting pounded hard Mouth Fuck and Black Cock Inserted Deep Hot Naked Teen Chatting On Webcam Tattooed skinny teen gets screwed hard Veronica Rodriguez fucked after deep throat Hunk …”

      • AlexinCT

        Spicey!

      • db

        Is that what happens when you stop paying your SEO consultant?

      • The Last American Hero

        Lady Gaga was excited for a moment there.

    • rhywun

      Most of that crap is shit people ate back when they didn’t have anything better, but still hold on to it for some crazy reason.

      • PieInTheSky

        You take that back you just lack a sophisticated palate. I bet is if was covered in sugar you would eat it.

      • PieInTheSky

        except rotten shark and fermented herring,l that is not a food it is a test to exclude outsiders.

      • db

        I had a friend who was an old Italian man; he was amused when polenta became trendy. He said “that stuff is what our Mom used to make when we had no money, now it’s gourmet food?”

      • PieInTheSky

        in Romania we have a funeral cake that is becoming a trendy desertt

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        Mush is for poor hicks. Polenta is for rich sophisticates. Sausage and ham are for poor hicks. Charcuterie is for rich sophisticates. Hmm, I sense a pattern. Do you think I could get people to pay me gourmet prices for purè di patate e salsa?

    • AlexinCT

      “Hey fuck you tripe soup is great”

      I prefer tripe stew (with tomatoes) like my Paisans do it…

    • PieInTheSky

      I find horse steak weird as an inclusion, it is just steak.

      • DEG

        I wouldn’t mind trying horse steak.

      • dontreadonme

        Pretty good if prepared properly (mid-rare). I liken it to moose. You can get it in many restaurants in France and Uruguay, strange enough.

    • Charlie Suet

      Britain only gets one and it’s black pudding? Leaving aside the fact that black pudding is excellent and well known throughout Europe, we should get more horrible dishes than the other countries in the same way California should get more say in who should be president.

    • DEG

      I like blood sausage, blood and tongue sausage, and blood pudding. It’s good stuff!

    • Aloysious

      DEEP FRIED PIZZA!!?!!?!!

      Actually, that sounds kinda good.

      *gOOgles*

      Jesus H. Christ. What a shitshow.

  17. Gender Traitor

    Off to the Y to get in one more exercise class, just in case OH gets shut down again.

    • Nephilium

      Yeah. I’m not hopeful after seeing that that fuckwit governor of ours cancelled the briefing yesterday and announced one at 16:30 today.

      I may be going off diet to hit up some local bars depending on the announcement.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, I still can’t visit ohio?

      • Nephilium

        Aren’t we on the New York quarantine list again anyways?

        Based on Hyperbole, his area is pretty much back to normal. Up here, there’s still daily reports of bars violating the new last call and bar rules. Of course, they also say that they haven’t traced any large number of COVID outbreaks to bars/restaurants so…

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t know, don’t care, Andy can go fuck himself.

      • DEG

        So Gauleiter DeWine will shut down bars and restaurants?

        I’m waiting for the Clown Prince to do something. Case counts are going up in NH. Pay no attention to flat hospitalization and flat death rates.

  18. Not Adahn

    Maybe this is one of those unjustified conspiracy theories that was put out on the darkweb by the Russian hacker 4chan, but…

    Didn’t Obama/Biden use Trump’s transition as an opportunity to surveil/entrap?

    • PieInTheSky

      Obama is immaculate so no

  19. PieInTheSky

    Ladies, it might be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask, “What is that?”

    An estimated ¼ of US women don’t know where their vagina is, according to a new poll conducted by OnePoll, which found that 46% of ladies couldn’t point out the cervix, and 59% suggested a different body part when asked to identify the uterus.

    Only one in 10 women passed the anatomy quiz, asking them to name all the parts of a female reproductive diagram.

    Intimina, the Swedish women’s health company that commissioned the study, included responses from 2,000 women. A spokesperson said the brand hoped to reveal a critical gap in American education.

    https://nypost.com/2020/11/10/millions-of-women-dont-know-where-their-own-vagina-is-located

    Men may not find the clit but women miss the whole thing

    • Not Adahn

      46% of ladies couldn’t point out the cervix

      To be fair, that does reqire a bit of flexibility and being dressed correctly.

      • Charlie Suet

        You need one of those expandable wands.

    • leon

      So here’s the thing, where did the identify? Is this a case of, you pointed to the vulva not the vagina? I have a hard time thinking 25% of women don’t know where the vagina is.

      • blackjack

        There’s been times when I didn’t know where my dick was. Then, I asked her for her name.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      All those Women’s Studies programs are really paying off.

      • UnCivilServant

        Funnily enough, you don’t actually study women in those classes.

    • Cy

      Does this mean that %50 of all men get a pass on not knowing where the clitoris is?

    • db

      I have a female friend who has a Ph.D. in a science who didn’t know until her 30s that there are only a few days a month that a woman can get pregnant. Isn’t that basic stuff they teach in sex ed or health classes?

      • RBS

        The random shit people don’t know can be pretty funny.

      • pan fried wylie

        As a man, I recall that. As a woman, I’d even remember which days.

    • The Last American Hero

      Public school sex ed classes FTW!

    • robc

      Wouldn’t that be Romulan? I guess at a certain point Klingon’s had a cloaking device too, but that is identified with the Romulans.

      • UnCivilServant

        warbirds are romulan.

        kia of prey are klingon.

        Both have cloaking devices.

        I used to like the franchise, and I have a good memory for useless facts.

      • bacon-magic

        Live long and poop.

      • RBS

        kia of prey are klingon.

        I wish I had some Photoshop skills.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not my joke, I stole a running reference from a reviewer.

      • Not Adahn

        ^lookit Mr. “I’ve never seen Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country” over here.

      • robc

        I have seen it, but have to tried to repress it.

      • Not Adahn

        It was better in the original Klingon.

      • robc

        TOS: Balance of Terror is the first episode with a cloaking device. It was Romulan.

      • robc

        And the Romulan ship in it was a Bird-of-Prey.

      • Not Adahn

        Bird-of-prey = small (corvette? Frigate?). Both the Rs and Ks had them. Paramount didn’t have separate models for them originally.

        Warbird = cruiser

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, the Romulans invented it but they gave/sold it to the Klingons.

        The Federation has their own based on different tech.

      • robc

        Stolen, I think.

      • Not Adahn

        That old thing? Nah, the Federation had better

      • UnCivilServant

        One could argue that it was further development of the stolen tech, as there were other mishaps (in the same series no less) of other species attempts at that same development.

      • SDF-7

        Going meta for a moment — the reason being, the Romulans were originally supposed to be the villains in Star Trek III — hence the Bird of Prey and cloaking device. Apparently, freaking Edward James Olmos was originally cast! I don’t know if he would have had the same gravitas he later brought to Adama — but that would have been interesting.

        But in any event – this was all swept under the rug with the whole “The Klingons and Romulans tech-traded” excuse they used in TOS when they lost( or trashed?) the original BoP model and pulled out the D7s instead.

      • UnCivilServant

        But switching to Christopher Lloyd made it more believable in the next film that the ship could time travel.

      • pan fried wylie

        Larf.

      • robc

        As someone who saw all of TOS, TNG, and DS9 (and bits of others before abandoning it entirely), I am well aware.

        Actually, there may be some DS9 episodes I never saw in the later seasons.

    • SDF-7

      Nice… I think I’ll get one of the USS Defiant.

  20. Count Potato

    Good Morning, Banjos.

  21. Count Potato

    “All polls coming from a mainstream pollster should be assumed to be propaganda.”

    QFT

  22. bacon-magic

    Rageholic is on point. His rants are Metal AF and I wonder if he has to get some pure oxygen after.

    • straffinrun

      Wonder if he wears the sunglasses so he can read off points and no one notices.

      • bacon-magic

        It’s to hide his coked up eyes.

      • leon

        I thought it was to get the spittle off his eyes.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    In other words, Republican leaders are deliberately sowing *unjustified* mistrust in the electoral process and perpetuating perceptions of illegitimacy among their base in order to … win elections.

    Unprecedented!

    • Charlie Suet

      I know journalism has never been opinion-free, but imagine a sub-editor from forty years ago reading these pieces.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Still the only industry outside of porn that would have an auteur claim this character had to wear nothing in combat because she was part plant so her skin had to breath.

    https://twitter.com/EddieHenryJames/status/1326470732365377541

    I think there was a time the right complained about these things

    • Trolleric the Goth

      even better was that to drink water, she had to flop around and jiggle like a fish

    • robc

      Travelling from gulag to gulag, sneaking beer in and sneaking back out?

      • Nephilium

        Should we start stocking up on pruno recipes?

      • robc

        beard yeast.

    • Cy

      Murica!

    • DEG

      I remember reading about that run. John Donohue is a hero.

  25. straffinrun

    Alright, Team Blue, you get this election if you Team Red to write the software for ballot counting in the next one.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Trump’s culture of hate and intimidation

    New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo told “The Howard Stern Show” on Tuesday that he “would’ve decked” President Trump if not for his leading role in state politics due to the president’s critical remarks toward him.

    I’m sure the Secret Service will be around to interview Governor Grannykiller.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      The Cuomos are scumbags.

    • mrfamous

      God there’s nothing I hate more than fake tough guys like the Cuomos. Coming from the most privileged of upbringings and they like to pretend like they’re street thugs.

  27. Count Potato

    “My favorite YouTube ranter, if you have 12 minutes to spare.”

    So serious he took off his sunglasses.

    • Drake

      So we all expected riots after the election if Trump won. Now imagine the prog rage if states start recounting and flipping to Trump.

      Keep those mags loaded.

      • Plisade

        Always.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    America has always had similar dynamics but what I and many here think held it all together was the common held “Idea” of America. Little to do with race, religion, geographical boundaries, ect, we felt kinship by way of holding on to a constitutional republic that valued rule of law, property rights and accountability from our officials.

    The “melting pot” which, however flawed it may have been, allowed all those disparate people to co-exist(!). Now, there is a widespread ongoing effort to set one group against another.

    • PieInTheSky

      also the constitutional and rule of law parts are not what they once were I assume

  29. Raven Nation

    I realize there’s probably precedent but the DNI action seems unwise. Surely they could give Biden some kind of briefing?

    • WTF

      He is not at this point entitled to classified information.

      • kbolino

        Truman decided otherwise, and every major-party Presidential nominee since Eisenhower has gotten classified briefings to be better prepared to take office (or, at least, that was the original rationale).

      • WTF

        So then you agree it’s up to the sitting president to make that determination.

      • kbolino

        I don’t think I said otherwise at any point. It’s not even law, just custom.

    • SDF-7

      Well, if nothing else I would expect they could brief him about ex-government officials looking to get back into office that have been influence peddling and meddling in the affairs and law enforcement investigations of other countries on behalf of their family interests.

    • leon

      Yeah, seems horrendously petty. But you’re dealing with a very petty man who was personally screwed around with by Biden when he came into office.

      To expect it to be above board is to Deny reality.

    • kbolino

      Biden has been getting briefings since August when he became the official Democratic nominee. It’s not clear if those have stopped, or if they’re just not yet treating him as the presumptive President-elect and giving him more in-depth briefings.

    • blackjack

      Yeah, this is just more propaganda. Biden is going to try and snivel his way into office, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, before anyone can figure out what really happened. He’s got his porpaganda machine fully warmed up and there’s not a minute to lose. Fuck him. Fuck the media and fuck the whole establishment apparatus. I hope they end up feeling one one hundreth of the pain they deserve.

      • blackjack

        * propaganda, dammit.

      • Pine_Tree

        I like it the way you had it the first time.

      • blackjack

        Right? “The other white lies”

      • pan fried wylie

        Leaping gracefully from the ocean surface with lies…

    • The Last American Hero

      Yes, and they should have Ben Stein read it to him. He’ll be passed out within 4 minutes.

    • Not Adahn

      I’m sure Biden’s been receiving all sorts of classified information ever since he was VP. If they’re willing to leak to the media, why not him?

  30. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Some Germans are sick of this shit.

    https://www.globalresearch.ca/german-doctors-write-letter-chancellor-merkel/5728843

    Dear Chancellor Dr. Merkel,

    We, the signatories, are doctors from all areas of healthcare, who have been serving people in practices and clinics for decades. During this time, we have witnessed more than one seasonal infection in Germany, most of them with far more severe conditions and significantly more deaths than since January 2020 from COVID infectious diseases. Together we serve approx. 70.000 people.

    The circumstances of the coronavirus wave in the FRG have been perceived differently than the media and the ongoing warnings of politics, which were unjustified in fact, presented to the public for months. Predictions of individual advisory virologists with millions of seriously ill and hundreds of thousands of deaths in Germany have not been true in any way.

    In the practices, hardly any infected patients were infected and if, then with normal, mostly mild progressions of virus flu. The hospitals have been more empty than ever before. There was no overload of ICU. Doctors, doctors and nurses were skillful in short-term work. Initially, we found the wave of the virus running towards us to be threatening and were able to understand the infection protection measures. However, there are months of secured evidence and facts that this wave of the virus is only slightly more intense than an ordinary seasonal flu and must be considered much more harmless than, for example, influenza infection in 2017/2018 with 27.000 deaths in Germany. According to the data situation, there hasn’t been a threat to the German population from Covid-19 for months.

    This must be the reason to return to normal life in Germany – a life without restrictions, fear and infection hysteria.

    We’re increasingly seeing older people with depression, young children and adolescents with severe anxiety and behavioral disorders, people with severe conditions who could have been cured in timely treatment. We notice disruptions in interpersonal cooperation, hysteria and aggression caused by fear of infection, there are more and more vigilations and denunciations of ′′ positive swab victims ′′ – all this leads to an unprecedented tension and division of the population. The development of additional severe chronic diseases is foreseeable. These diseases with their severe consequences are expected to far outweigh the possible Covid-19 damage in the FRG.The signatories therefore call on those responsible for health care and politics to discharge their responsibilities for the people of our country and immediately avert this threatening development. We demand an immediate revision of the available data by an independent panel of experts from all relevant specialized groups and a prompt implementation of the resulting consequences for the people of our country.We demand that ineffective and possibly even harmful anti-infection measures be stopped immediately and that mass testing is meaningful (e.g. Currently, 1,1 million tests / week, of which 99,3 % negative, cost per week: EUR 82,5 million) to be audited by a panel of independent experts.

    We demand to intensify the protection of risk patients and only from them, where every viral infection can take a dramatic course – the healthy, immune competent population does not need protection beyond the general hygiene and health measures that have been known and proven for generations. Children and adolescents in particular need contacts with viruses to ′′ format ′′ your immune system. Coronavirus has always existed and will continue to exist. Natural immunity is the weapon against it. On the other hand, the mouth-nose cover demanded by politicians does not have a solid scientific foundation.

    We call on politicians and medical professional representatives to refrain from daily public warning and fear machines in the press and talk shows – this creates a deep and unsubstantiated fear among the population.

    The Bundestag has gem. § 5 IfSG identified an ′′ epidemic situation of national scope Obviously, the conditions for this are not fulfilled anymore. We therefore call on the members of the Bundestag to lift this statement immediately and thereby to shift the decision and responsibility for this to where they belong: into the hands of the democratically legitimate Parliament.

    If there is an independent free press in Germany, we call on them to research in all directions and also allow critical voices. Opinion formation can only take place if all voices are heard without value and facts and figures are neutral.

    Through daily contact with the people entrusted to us and many conversations, we as doctors working at the base of the population know that the hygiene awareness of people has grown so far through the experience of this virus wave that normal hygiene measures without coercion will be sufficient in the future.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Get a load of these right wing Mengele wannabes.

  31. Rebel Scum

    Attention FL Glibs. The season ain’t over.

    Eta intensified into a hurricane in the southeastern Gulf of Mexico Wednesday morning but is expected to be on a weakening trend as it approaches landfall on Florida’s western Gulf Coast on Thursday. A tropical storm warning and hurricane watch are now in effect for a portion of Florida’s western Gulf Coast.

    • Cy

      Seriously this shit needs to stop. I was hoping to go for some Bull Reds in a couple of weeks!

  32. PieInTheSky

    The Orthodox Archbishop of Tomis held a religious service against covid. I will see if it works in the enxt week

    • PieInTheSky

      In more local news in a poll 25% of ROmanians say they would use augmentation technology to increase their intelligence and mental capacities, and 52% would for their children

      • UnCivilServant

        Do those increased mental capaicities involve mind control? Telepathy? Telekinesis?

        Or will side effects include “Loss of free-will”?

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        Doesn’t mind control necessarily involve loss of free will?

      • UnCivilServant

        Different people’s loss of free will.

        In one situation you could be imposing your will on others instead of having it imposed on you.

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        As long as the tech is being sold to more than one person you would likely have cases of both.

  33. PieInTheSky

    Do not use derogatory terms, such as insane, crazy/crazed, nuts or deranged, unless they are part of a quotation that is essential to the story.
    Avoid using mental health terms to describe unrelated issues. Don’t say that an awards show, for example, was schizophrenic.

    https://twitter.com/APStylebook/status/1326172047194677251

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      The leftists are ignorant of reality? Does that work?

    • Rufus the Monocled

      That’s crazy.

    • Not Adahn

      But be sure to run plenty of interviews with psychologists describing all of a republicans’ mental illnesses and personality disorders.

    • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

      That style book is batshit crazy. It must have been written by a psychotic.

  34. Count Potato

    “Moment Portland city commissioner, who demanded $18million police budget cuts and said most 911 calls are unnecessary, calls cops on her LYFT driver in argument about open windows

    A Portland City Commissioner who is currently pushing to carry out a $18million cut to the city’s police department and said most 911 calls are unnecessary called the cops on her Lyft driver earlier this month following a dispute about an open window.

    Jo Ann Hardesty was allegedly angered when the driver, Richmond Frost, refused to roll the windows up, despite it being recommended policy from the company to keep them down due to the coronavirus.

    It followed annoyance over a mix-up about where she was being picked up, all culminating in the driver cancelling the ride and saying Hardesty could find another car.

    He attempted to leave the commissioner at a Chevron gas station but she refused to leave the vehicle and placed the call to the cops.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8936655/Portland-commissioner-wants-18m-cut-police-department-called-911-Lyft-driver.html

    CWAA

  35. Rufus the Monocled

    Reason mag is going all ‘la, la, la. There’s no fraud.’ It’s pathetic.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re nothing if not spineless in the face of liberal disapproval.

    • wdalasio

      Honestly, I’m inclined to think that’s symptomatic of a wider phenomenon that’s going to hand the race to Biden. Off hand, I do believe that Trump was probably the legitimate winner in the election. I just don’t think it matters. There could well be a tape of Joe Biden, Gretchen Whitmer, Tom Wolfe, et al. twirling their mustaches and out and out saying they’re stealing the election and it wouldn’t matter. The media wouldn’t report it. They’re effectively in on it. They’re in the process of establishing the narrative that Biden won so broadly and repetitively that even if it was established that Trump did win, the cost of acknowledging it would be too great.

      We’ve become a banana republic. The best honest people can do is acknowledge the fraudulency of the system.

      • Urthona

        For all I know he may well have lost, and there is absolutely no chance he wins now.

        Nevertheless, keep fighting and investigating. Why wouldn’t we all want all this looked at?

      • Idle Hands

        Would it matter even if the media reported on it? A sizable percentage of dems wouldn’t care as they got the desired result.

      • Urthona

        yes. it would. i need to know.

      • Idle Hands

        I feel like much like the Russiagate this will end up going less than nowhere. they’ll be all kinds of smoking guns followed by explainer after explainer piece about how there is nothing to see here. It’s funny that the people who did the best coverage of Russiagate(the federalist) seem to be the one’s covering this beat.

    • SDF-7

      You’re on Glibs — the only answer can be “Don’t tell me what to do!” (or some variation thereof).

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m afraid my rates are a bit high for you.

    • bacon-magic

      You’re wrong Tulpa.

    • leon

      Or Murphy’s daughter’s wedding.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Biden personally made the Pfizer vaccine. It’s true. I saw him in a white coat pensively looking at tubes.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Straitjacket?

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        He was trying to remember how to open his fly so he could give the urine sample.

    • Desk Jockey

      Absent ridiculous government restrictions and fearmongering, that article reads “30 people caught a cold at a wedding”

    • Agent Cooper

      How many dead?

  36. leon

    I do not see the evidence of fraud being enough for courts to overturn much. My understanding is that the best argument they might have is that the PA SC ran roughshod over the legislature and just threw out parts of a law that they didn’t like. If SCOTUS reverses that, regardless if it helps Trump or Biden it would be a good thing.

    The only benefit is that increased scrutiny may lead to some reform of election process in GA and PA.

    • robc

      The latter is my hope. And MI and WI. And everywhere else. We need some strict investigations and prosecutions to put dampers on this happening in the future.

      • R C Dean

        We need some strict investigations and prosecutions to put dampers on this happening in the future.

        If Trump doesn’t stay in office, that will never happen.

        And without a complete decapitation of the FBI and DOJ, it won’t happen even if he stays in office.

    • Drake

      Once they stop trying to run out the clocks counting newly found votes, the rules for ballot scrutiny and recount will get very granular by state and the rules will vary. If Michigan has a real recount, it should easily flip to Trump. PA is a such a chaotic mess, who knows what a court will do to straighten it out.

    • wdalasio

      Except for maybe GA, why would you think it would possibly lead to election reform? It worked exactly the way the people in charge in those states wanted it to work. The only “reform” I could see coming out of all this a federalization with pretty much these guys in charge of it everywhere.

      • Drake

        Most of the states with election shenanigans have Republican legislatures. They can fix it.

        After some real election messes in FL and OH, they got their acts together and tightened things up. Both of them were able to count all their votes on election night without controversy – and not coincidentally, Trump won both comfortably.

      • wdalasio

        Even if a Republican legislature has enough of a majority to override their governor’s veto, who do you think winds up staffing the reformed function? I’d like to believe you’re right. But, I’m not hopeful.

      • Drake

        It is a Constitutional question right now whether the Governors can veto that kind of legislation. It will be back in front of the Supreme Court again.

      • juris imprudent

        PA does not have a veto-proof majority.

    • blackjack

      Really? There’s a fucking laundry list of shocking never before happenings. Cali kicked out the last few republicans using the same tactics in ’18. This time the prize was ousting OMB, so they let the rest of it slide, and look what happened. You could run an old school filibuster, just by recounting all the red flags in this election. The arbiters, at least three of them have suffered by the public lies and excoriations of the cheating party. There’s a way more than none chance that something drastic happens here. It’s 2020, the year of massive lies, and Trump is president. Anything’s possible.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m not even sure that qualifies as a “blue” steak. It appears someone wiped that cow’s nose, slapped its ass, and sent it out to be eaten.

      • Count Potato

        Looks rare to me, but who knows with all the different computer shit.

      • UnCivilServant

        It looks like someone applied brown paint to the outside of an uncooked piece of meat. It’s not even close to done.

      • Count Potato

        Uncooked meat is a different color.

      • UnCivilServant

        Cooked meat is a different color.

      • Count Potato

        You are being silly.

      • Homple

        I’ve seen cattle hurt worse than that get well.

    • UnCivilServant

      Fucking raw.

      Put it in the oven

    • Drake

      Looks good to me.

    • Sean

      Where is the rest of that steak?

      This guy gets it.

      I cook to temperature. Remove steak at ~125-130 F in the center.

      • robc

        I start removing at 120. By the time I get the probe out and get it off the grill its heated up a bit more. Waiting until 125 or 130 and I end up with a medium steak.

        With proper resting afterwards, they cook a bit more.

      • robc

        My current method is top rack of Traeger until 100F, move down to sear, flip at 110F, remove at 120F.

    • EvilSheldon

      Can’t really tell from a photograph, but it looks fine.

      Being of a scientific bent, I use an in-oven remote thermometer to bring my steak guts up to 100 degF. I don’t like relying on anything so unreliable as ‘feelings’, not when it comes to important things like steak.

    • Surly Knott

      How rare do you want your steak?
      A good veterinarian should still be able to save it.

      • Cy

        +1

      • SandMan

        +2

    • bacon-magic

      Perfect.

    • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

      That is perfect.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Heavyweight

    Last week, establishment Democrats singled out heavyweight progressives like Ocasio-Cortez and other members of the so-called Squad for costing important seats with “defund the police” messaging and policies like the Green New Deal and Medicare for All.

    ——-

    But Ocasio-Cortez has emphasized that sidelining the goals she’s advocated for would mean putting on the back burner the communities of color that helped elect Joe Biden president.

    “[Biden] acknowledged the role that communities of color—Black communities, Latino communities, the trans community, etc.—played in his victory,” she told CNN’s Jake Tapper. “We also know that majorities of these communities are progressive.”

    She knows things. Intellectual stuff, and suchlike.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Ironically some of the most religious groups in this country are the Catholic Mexicans and Baptist Blacks.

    • The Other Kevin

      I think there is cause to be optimistic. Trump got more votes from minorities than any Republican in 60 years. If the Dems don’t deliver, there’s a real danger they’ll lose more.

      • Agent Cooper

        “If the Dems don’t deliver, there’s a real danger they’ll lose more.”

        They’re going to vote for Mike Pence in 2024? Hmmm. I think the Trump Effect would be hard to imprint on someone else.

    • wdalasio

      [Biden] acknowledged the role that communities of color—Black communities, Latino communities, the trans community, etc.—played in his victory,

      But has she spoken out about the interests of the deceased community, yet? They seem to be the ones who played the biggest role in his victory.

      • leon

        Is this a unity Campaign or give special handouts to the demographics that elected you?

        JK I know the answer

      • wdalasio

        They want unity. A unity of everyone who disagrees shuts the hell up and gets with their program. And anyone who dares dissent is outside the “united voice of acceptable opinion”.

        Screw that. If the Republicans don’t muster up a son of a bitch who makes Donald Trump look like a sweetie-pie pushover, they’re dead to me.

    • The Last American Hero

      21 Dem candidates on the debate stage raised their hand for support of the GND. Fuck off.

  38. PieInTheSky

    The government is preparing to spend £40 billion to help deliver on Boris Johnson’s “moonshot” pledge for mass coronavirus testing and to expand the UK’s laboratory capacity.

    Public Health England has issued a £22 billion contract for the manufacture and development of tests and the supply of clinical laboratory testing services over the next four years.

    The NHS has issued another tender of £20 billion that includes on-the-spot tests and diagnostics equipment

    https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/prime-minister-s-moonshot-coronavirus-testing-scheme-to-cost-43-billion-mkj8rqwj2

    that a lot of billions

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Pretty soon they’ll be talking real money.

  39. Certified Public Asshat

    When I’m speaking to foreign leaders, I’m telling them: America is going to be back. We’re going to be back in the game.— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 10, 2020

    I’ve read this a hundred times, and I still don’t get it.

    • Drake

      Is the game pay-for-play?

      • Sean

        Correctomundo!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Damn.

        *stands and applauds*

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      We’re going to get involved in wars that are none of our business.

    • leon

      There bush obama foreign policy game.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Our long descent into isolationism is finally over. ?

    • R C Dean

      He’s already announced he is going to reinstate the Iran deal.

      Any bets on whether that will involve more pallets of cash?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Thank you. How is the spawning going?

      • Q Continuum

        Movin’ along. Various things growing and developing in various other things. My part in the process is pretty much over.

      • PieInTheSky

        might as well drink a scotch and head to the brothel for some r&r

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^This guy gets it.

    • SandMan

      31, I larfed.

  40. robc

    In news that no one is paying attention to because the state isnt close — what is up with NY state? They are at 80% counted in the uncalled house races.

    • leon

      Counting is hard work. Union mandated breaks

    • R C Dean

      what is up with NY state? They are at 80% counted in the uncalled house races.

      Slow play until too late for recounts. Announce the Dem pulled it out at the last minute.

      • Not Adahn

        Nah, it really is just incompetence. It’s the same every time since I’ve been ehre.

  41. Count Potato

    “For the conservatives who are mad about this: yes, it is possible for a story to be factually accurate *and* for it to be part of a misinformation campaign aimed at undermining confidence in an election.”

    https://twitter.com/kevinroose/status/1326189888648093702

    Factually accurate misinformation.

    • leon

      Media is factual but dishonest? Color me Malice.

    • Rebel Scum

      Stop interfering with my narratives by providing inconvenient facts, peasant.

      • Pope Jimbo

        ^this^

        Just like the DNC email dump. The veracity was never disputed. They were simply mad that the depths of their mendacity had been exposed.

        Yes, yes technically it is true that the Emperor has no clothes, but anyone who says so out loud is a Russian stooge.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    When I’m speaking to foreign leaders, I’m telling them: America is going to be back. We’re going to be back in the game.— Joe Biden

    Gettin’ the warboner up.

  43. Rebel Scum

    This is completely shocking and unexpected.

    Discouraging signs about the Biden team and press access so far: no regular transition briefings, no readouts of calls with foreign leaders (as noted by
    @AlxThomp in pool report today), no open press access to the candidate and his people. This is a break with tradition.

    • leon

      I don’t know. Sounds like the most transparent administration ever. And how he ran his campaign.

  44. Count Potato

    “Defend your democracy:

    1. Created a LinkedIn account.
    2. Message someone who works at @JonesDay
    or @PorterWright
    .
    3. Ask them how they can work for an organization trying to overturn the will of the American people.”

    https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1326213514495741958

    Putting aside Jones Day isn’t even representing Trump, how is this not a violation of Twitter rules?

    • leon

      I don’t know anyone who would even notice the harassment until 6 months after the fact.

      • Urthona

        lol exactly

    • Tulip

      I’m actually tempted to get a Twitter account just to report stuff like this

    • EvilSheldon

      Rules don’t apply to progressives. Rules exist for progressives to use.

    • R C Dean

      They are one of my law firms.

      I’m debating whether to call the senior partner I work with and ask him if they have run down the leak yet, because I have concerns about hiring a law firm that leaks to the press. Unfortunately, I’m a very minor client of theirs, but still.

      • Tulip

        Please, please, please do that

  45. Idle Hands

    https://twitter.com/asymmetricinfo/status/1326324160465874944

    We’re close to our July peak and we haven’t even gotten to Thanksgiving, when the [expletive deleted] really hits the fan …

    It still amazes me how many people feel so open to displace their cowardice. This pandemic has really exposed that we are a nation of soft pussies.

    • Q Continuum

      Speaking of: Someone in my office tested positive (OH NOES!!) and they felt the need to send EVERYONE home and order tests for EVERYONE even those (like myself) who sit on a different floor on the complete other side of the building. It’s a fucking joke.

      • The Other Kevin

        That is a joke. I’ve learned a lot about this in the last week. Last Monday we saw my MIL, the next day she got sick and then Friday she got results of her COVID test, and it was positive. The rest of the family had planned on getting a rapid test just to make sure we’re clear, but then we found out that you can test positive for up to 14 days after the last contact. Which means you might get a negative test Saturday, then test positive on Monday or Tuesday. So testing is completely useless unless you have symptoms and you want to use those results to guide your treatment.

        Thus the whole “we need widespread testing” won’t help at all. It might if we had a way to test in our own homes every day or every few days. Outside of that, testing asymptomatic people doesn’t make any sense.

      • The Last American Hero

        Apparently you are unfamiliar with the concept of the “secret shitter” at work. You probably sat on the same toilet seat.

    • EvilSheldon

      Our cultural gatekeepers have been telling us how cowardice is a virtue, and competence is a vice, for two generations. I’m disgusted by it, but not surprised.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    how is this not a violation of Twitter rules?

    No justice, no rules!

    • AlexinCT

      You know there is a problem when the guy says he will pass on sex….

    • Rebel Scum

      It is driving a wedge between us and I do not know what to do.

      Lose weight.

    • Florida Man

      I can’t tell you how many epidurals I’ve put in fatties. Her boy friend probably has a tiny penis.

      • AlexinCT

        euphemisms?

    • Idle Hands

      “look fat”

    • Tejicano

      So easy to fix this. Whenever you feel the urge to put something on your mouth call your boyfriend…

    • Agent Cooper

      Hard to tell when we don’t know how many stone she weighs.

  47. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Sgammo has 5.56 in stock in case anybody is still looking.

    Fair warning that it’s up to .78/rd.

  48. Count Potato

    “The first table they show is what @kevinroose
    ’s @FacebooksTop10
    tracks.

    The second table is Facebook trying to argue it’s not a right wing echo chamber.

    As you can see, the second graph is also dominated by conservatives.”

    https://twitter.com/donie/status/1326508430295769089

    “CNN reporter leaves out the chart showing how mainstream media organizations are the ones that have by far the most reach on the platform

    CNN was ranked #1

    There’s not a single conservative publication on that list”

    https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1326537532247429122

    • kbolino

      This is what I think a lot don’t realize or aren’t willing to accept. You can’t force somebody to adopt your point of view just by shoving it in their face. Puncturing an echo chamber does not make its members consider the alternative point of view. If anything, it radicalizes them more. And this goes both ways: the occasional intrusion of right media into the left’s echo chambers pushes them farther left, and the occasional intrusion of left media into the right’s echo chamber pushes them farther right. For lack of a better metaphor, winning “hearts and minds” requires thoughtful and empathetic engagement (and still often fails), while carpet bombing and no-fly zones are only useful to kill off an enemy (and, again, still often fails).

    • R C Dean

      CNN reporter leaves out the chart showing how mainstream media organizations are the ones that have by far the most reach on the platform

      CNN was ranked #1

      This is why their ratings don’t matter. CNN, MSNBC, etc. exist as content providers, whose main distribution channels are online – Twitter, Facebook, Youtube.

  49. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. I started a bit of a family kerfuffle today.

    An aunt I like a lot but who has a mild case of TDS sent out an email to this story about a Trump supporter attacking some people with a golf club.

    I replied that it was a horrible story and he should do some jail time. But…. wouldn’t it be nice if people felt the same way when Trump supporters were attacked for wearing MAGA hats.

    • bacon-magic

      MAGA hats are a sign of aggression.

      • Pope Jimbo

        “THAT’S DIFFERENT” seems to be the general reply from the Dem side of the family.

      • Rebel Scum

        MAGA hats are basically swastikas. It is known.

      • Not Adahn

        Ravelry.com agrees.

    • cyto

      Mild TDS?

      Is that a thing?

      • Pope Jimbo

        She was really mad when he won in 2016. Then she cooled off by 2017. Still no fan, but treated him like I treated Obama. A doofus I didn’t like but I wasn’t going to lose sleep over it.

    • Not Adahn

      NPR ran a minute-long story about how a trumpalo lost his shit online and got arrested by the FBI.

    • Urthona

      That’s retarded.

      • AlexinCT

        Which is why they will do it..

      • Cy

        But wait… There’s more!

    • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

      Are people who work from home shirking their responsibilities to infrastructure that was already built?

      Responsibility to means being subordinate to. Responsibility for is the formulation for a duty down the hierarchy. I question the idea that I am subordinate to roads.

    • Pope Jimbo

      As for the amount, Templeman writes, “If we assume the average salary of a person who chooses to work from home in the US is $55,000, a tax of five per cent works out to just over $10 per working day. That is roughly the amount an office worker might spend on commuting, lunch, and laundry etc. A tax at this rate, then, will leave them no worse off than if they had chosen to go into the office.”

      According to Templeman’s calculations, it would raise $48 billion per year. He proposes it be used for a very specific purpose – to give grants of $1,500 to the 29 million workers who cannot do their jobs from home and who make less than $30,000 a year: “Many of these people are those who assumed the health risks of working during the pandemic and are far more ‘essential’ than their wage level suggests.”

      This has to be trolling right?

      • R C Dean

        Nah. Its very typical of a large group of people who believe the only economic metric or output that matters is how much tax the government can collect.

    • Trolleric the Goth

      yes, but all the carbon I’m not emitting into Mother Gaia by commuting more than offsets these losses.

      because climate change is the biggest threat facing us, of course.

    • Rebel Scum

      “That means remote workers are contributing less to the infrastructure of the economy whilst still receiving its benefits.”

      Meaning roads, I take it? If I am not driving on the roads to travel to an office on a daily basis then I am not contributing to wear and tear.

      • The Other Kevin

        You’re using fewer resources, therefore you should be taxed because you’re not using them. But if you used more resources you should be taxed for that too. /logic

      • Tulip

        + 1 Morton’s Fork

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        We are rationalizing creatures not reasoning ones.

      • l0b0t

        Would there not be an uptick in road traffic from different categories than work-a-day commuter? Increased shipping and delivery traffic perhaps? Are those drivers not paying more gas tax as they drive more miles? Perhaps those gas taxes might be used for roadway repair and maintenance, rather than Rails-To-Trails projects or propping up the pension plans of muni bus/train systems?

      • Drake

        Just because we aren’t wearing out the roads doesn’t mean the states should cut the road repair budgets!

      • kbolino

        I will say that, from what I have gathered, trucks are undertaxed relative to cars (or if you prefer, cars are overtaxed relative to trucks; though really, the underlying problem is that road construction and maintenance is way more expensive than it really needs to be). Road wear from vehicles (vs. other sources, like time and weather) is proportional to the third power of weight (this article says fourth power). If vehicles were taxed according to the effect their weight has on the roads, then a 40-ton truck on 4 axles would pay 8,000 times the tax of a 1-ton car on 2 axles. Of course, truck loads are much more variable than car loads, but if it really is the fourth power then a factor of 8,000 is a severe underestimate anyway (at fourth power, it’s 160,000 times instead of 8,000). Ultimately, taxing them this disparately would kill of trucking overnight; but they are still probably undercharged. Of course, if we evil libertarians had our way, there would be no roads at all toll roads everywhere and it would be up to the road’s owner to set and enforce the rate.

      • robc

        My plan: all roads are toll roads. All streets are owned and maintained by the local *OA (or taxing district(.

        *Home, Business, or preferrable Mixed Use, as zoning** is also eliminated.

        **And deed restrictions are limited*** to 25 years.

        ***We can argue whether that latter point is libertarian or not, but if you sell property with a deed restriction, you still own part of the property and should be paying the property** tax on that portion.

        ****Not that property***** tax should exist.

        *****But deed restrictions reduce the value of unimproved land also, so would still apply in case of a SLT******.

        ******Look, I worked it in. Plus this footnoting is fun.

      • robc

        should be four stars after property, not two. Not sure why they got eaten.

      • kbolino

        Must. resist. temptation. to. criticize. land. tax.

      • robc

        I thought the deed restriction bit is the most controversial. I have considered writing an article on it, see if it can be more hated than my SLT article.

      • kbolino

        I generally agree that no provision of any contract, or similar instrument, should be perpetually binding. People die, the world changes, seemingly good ideas are proven wrong or at least contextually wrong, etc. At the very least, like our Constitution, there should be a mechanism to change it. Of course, I also see a category difference between time-limited indentured servitude and perpetual, multi-generational slavery.

      • R C Dean

        At the very least, like our Constitution, there should be a mechanism to change it.

        There is. You have to (a) be the owner and (b) get consent from anyone with standing to enforce it. Step (b) can get complicated, depending on the restriction and state law.

      • robc

        The problem is, the “owner” of the deed restriction isn’t paying taxes on the part they own, and might be dead.

        My sister, for example, has a 3 acre minimum lot size deed restriction. The owner sold off a huge amount of land and put that in, because they didnt want to live in a neighborhood. This was 30-40 years ago. I am pretty sure they have been dead for over 20 years now (actually, I have no freakin idea, but I got the idea that they were old at the time). I don’t know the applicable state law, but how do you go about getting rid of that and splitting your land if you so chose?

        If it just expired after 25 years, the process is easy. IIRC, that used to be the law in Florida, but I think it was 20 years.

      • R C Dean

        the “owner” of the deed restriction isn’t paying taxes on the part they own, and might be dead

        Then they can’t enforce it, and their consent isn’t necessary. Note: state law varies.

        I don’t know the applicable state law, but how do you go about getting rid of that and splitting your land if you so chose?

        Figure out who can enforce it. Sometimes, its only neighboring parcels (depending on the restriction), sometimes its anyone who “benefits” from it in some sense. There is an element of reliance, at least theoretically, by anyone who can enforce it – among the rights they acquired when they bought their property is the right to enforce a restriction they benefit from.

        Now, an overall rule that restrictions expire after X years takes care of the reliance problem for restrictions that went into effect after the rule was adopted. For pre-existing restrictions, you may have a takings problem of some kind.

        These things, if allowed up front, would hurt the developers selling priceThese things, if allowed up front, would hurt the developers selling price

        Well, as I understand it, you aren’t proposing to allow a sunset on deed restrictions (since that can be done now). You’re proposing to mandate it; adopt a rule that impairs the value of property to its owner.

      • R C Dean

        I’m partly just devil’s advocating you. The “dead hand” of deed restrictions has been long known as an issue with property rights in English common law. I wish I could recall more of how it was dealt with in Merry Olde England and in the US common law, but that class is over 30 years in my rearview mirror.

      • R C Dean

        But deed restrictions reduce the value of unimproved land also

        Sometimes they do, sometimes they don’t.

        Just to take everybody’s favorite bugaboo, HOAs. They basically rest on a foundation of deed restrictions imposed by the developer. I don’t think developers do that to reduce their selling price.

      • robc

        And you are probably right, for THE DEVELOPERS. But a generation down the line (which is why I put in 25 year caveat and not an outright ban) the owners of the land might have a higher use. Building an auxiliary unit. Turning it into office space. Tearing down and building condos.

        These things, if allowed up front, would hurt the developers selling price, but I don’t think it will matter much in the long run. And nothing would prevent the owner from voluntarily extending their deed restriction (back up to 25 years).

        The general trend, in a healthy city, is that land values increase and building value decrease. When the building:land ratio gets low enough, it is prime for gentrification. And that may involve changing use. Permanent deed restrictions will create a collection of little San Franciscos all over our suburbs, where the land value exceeds the building value, but it is locked into Single Family Home usage.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I think developers often do this because it’s required by the city even if it hurts the bottom line.

        This is where I split on HOAs. HOAs freely entered into are fine (stupid but fine). HOAs that exist because of a governmental mandate are wrong.

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        If the taxes collected are actually used for maintenance of the roads, and only for that purpose, AND weight/usage degradation is the primary cause of degradation, AND the funds are roughly used in some proportional relation to the usage of various roads and road types by the two classes of vehicles, then truck taxes should go up and car taxes down. But I suspect that those caveats are so big as to swallow the argument.

      • blackjack

        You’re from Cali, aren’t you?

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        Nope, Ohio. I don’t even voluntarily go to Cali because being stopped at the border and asked if I had any produce or livestock in my car rubbed me about as wrong as mask mandates rub Grizzly. I may reconsider that since I have never seen Yosemite and want to very much, but since the State is usually on fire when I consider reconsidering I haven’t.

      • blackjack

        I asked because this state doesn’t spend a penny on roads, despite taxing us triple every other state. When you drive across the border, the roads magically turn to glass as you enter bordering states.

        But, for reals, this is a beautiful place to visit. There so much incredible scenery here that must be seen at least once. Our big problem is the pussy R’s capitulated early and often. There has to be opposing forces in order for some sanity to prevail. As goes CA, goes the nation, and here we are.

      • kbolino

        Weather is a big, and quite variable, source of road degradation. Not getting snow, lots of rain, or even frost leads to much longer-lasting roads. If you could somehow get no snow, no rain, no frost, and no sun the road might last damn near forever, but it’d also be located somewhere useless for commerce. So yeah, you’d have to balance the contribution of vehicle weight against the other factors which have less to do with the vehicles themselves.

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        My understanding is that there are materials used in other places that would vastly increase the durability and lifespan of our roads, but that a combination of gamesmanship (politicians can claim to have reduced costs up front and then when they want to raise money down the road point to the ‘crumbling infrastructure’) and corruption (big money in road repairs, lot of nice union jobs) leads to us using the wrong structural and surfacing materials. I freely admit my understanding is based on reading a couple articles years back and being generally suspicious of gubmint.

      • kbolino

        The only big thing I can think is to pave with concrete instead of asphalt. Much of I-97 near me is paved with concrete and has held up well for decades, vs. asphalt roads which seem to need repaving every 5-10 years (not that they always get it that often).

      • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

        As I recall the gist of the article was that we use the wrong concretes, but as I said it was a while back and far from a deep dive into the world of civil engineering.

      • Trolleric the Goth

        your car never is, realistically, it’s only high GVW vehicles that really contribute any wear or tear to them.

    • Idle Hands

      The work from homers are going to cause most of my vendors to give me less work so fuck them on the other hand whoever wrote that is a pernicious asshole who shouldn’t be in charge of anything ever.

    • leon

      It’s not about tax revenues, but if you change your behavior in a way that decreases tax revenues, we’ll have to tax you for that.

      • Idle Hands

        pretty much. This is just the beginning of them coming to terms with the fact the commercial real estate municipal taxation model is probably not going to be in good shape for the immediate and intermediate future.

    • Idle Hands

      god that article is hilarious.

    • Agent Cooper

      Deutsche Bank? Why should I listen to someone who gave money to Hitler?

  50. l0b0t

    Good morning Banjoes. And a good morning to everyone else as well. I’m trying to ignore politics and fight my crippling depression/ennui by enjoying my stupid forced vacation; I made a giant meatloaf last night and have a rack of ribs slowly cooking right now. For OMWC and SP, I stumbled across this fascinating tale of Andy Griffith’s audition for Elia Kazan’s A Face In The Crowd and thought you might enjoy it.

    • l0b0t

      Whoops… sorry, Banjos.

    • Idle Hands

      meatloaf sound fantastic as do the ribs. How you cooking the ribs?

      • l0b0t

        Nothing fancy. Just low and slow in the oven (we’re going to get some heavy rain today), 275° for several hours w/constant basting.

        The meatloaf was fantastic; I modified an older ATK recipe by adding orange and yellow bell peppers and reducing the amount of onion to compensate. Paired it with baby red and golden potatoes boiled in extremely salty water and a green salad. I’m very much looking forward to a meatloaf sammich on some nice sourdough bread for lunch.

      • Idle Hands

        do you put gravy on it or do you go the glazed route?

      • l0b0t

        I’m partial to glazing; my main objective was a week of meatloaf sammiches for lunch so gravy gets too messy. A quick mix of catsup, brown sugar, apple cider vinegar, and a splash of dark rum does the trick.

      • Tulip

        Sounds wonderful

    • PieInTheSky

      next do some tripe soup and blood sausage

  51. The Late P Brooks

    As for the amount, Templeman writes, “If we assume the average salary of a person who chooses to work from home in the US is $55,000, a tax of five per cent works out to just over $10 per working day. That is roughly the amount an office worker might spend on commuting, lunch, and laundry etc. A tax at this rate, then, will leave them no worse off than if they had chosen to go into the office.”

    It’s like a mileage tax for people who don’t drive.

    • Idle Hands

      Also in my area while their is substantially less traffic in the morning during rush hour between the hours of 10-5 traffic is like rush hour.

    • cyto

      This sounds like those ludicrous convenience fees they charge for buying tickets online…. Something which costs them less.

    • leon

      “That is roughly the amount an office worker might spend on commuting, lunch, and laundry etc. ”

      Will the money be directly transferred to the restaurants and laundromat?

      If someone stops drinking beer because they have a problem, should we tax them the value they would have spent on alcohol and medical? Because otherwise they are not contributing to the system.

      • Idle Hands

        no you misunderstand this is just to make up for the tax revenue lost by the closure of those places in the new normal.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s like a mileage tax for people who don’t drive.

      This is how I know these people are proposing such idiocy as the new green deal only to rob the productive and to increase government power. If what you wanted was less CO2 generation you would want people not to need to drive to work (or massive office complexes to waste energy to hold people).

    • Mad Scientist

      Just think about all those assholes who don’t even own a car. They contribute nothing at all and should be taxed at 20%.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Without evidence

    Dr. Scott Atlas, one of President Donald Trump’s chief coronavirus advisers, publicly attacked Dr. Anthony Fauci on Tuesday — accusing the nation’s top infectious disease expert of being a “political animal” who adjusted his dire assessments of the pandemic after Election Day.

    ——-

    Atlas’ remarks represent a continuation of the criticism the president has leveled at Fauci that escalated in the run-up to last week’s election. Last month, Trump described Fauci as a “disaster” in a call with campaign staff, and he hinted at a rally last week that he would fire Fauci after Election Day.

    The sniping between Atlas and Fauci, however, has been less visible — although the two doctors have traded barbs in the press over the other’s credentials and counsel to the president. Atlas has emerged in recent months as a leading adviser to the White House’s coronavirus response because of his rosier pandemic outlook and aversion to Covid-19 restrictions.

    Atlas is a physician with no expertise in infectious diseases or epidemiology. Fauci, an immunologist, has led the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases for more than three decades.

    More evenhanded reporting.

    Foochy isn’t political. He works for the government. And- he has credentials!

    • Idle Hands

      Fauci deserves the public stockade. I’d wait in line for hours to give him a peace of my mind.

    • Rebel Scum

      I’m just going to start calling it the Fauxchi Flu.

  53. Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

    Ok, I have hesitated to comment on this because despite my push back against the Trump will overturn this in court narrative I still would prefer that outcome, and I do not want to fuel anti-Trump conspiracies, but am I the only person here who finds the reshuffling at the top of the Defense Department a tad ominous?

    • Idle Hands

      Nah I actually think it signals they actually intend to try get the troops out of Afghanistan by Christmas.

      • juris imprudent

        You know if he does that, and has actually lost the election by then, I’m going to be impressed that he did the right thing simply because it was the right thing.

      • Idle Hands

        I am too, but I also think it would serve his purpose of absolutely trolling the shit out of all the people he hates the most and it would be fascinating to see a Biden admin quietly sending troops back their.

    • Not Adahn

      Not really. I read it as Trump being spiteful to someone he doesn’t like. The odds of the new SecDef attempting to order the military to force Trump into office is less likely than the various election fraudsters calling a joint press conference and explaining how they did it.

    • kbolino

      It is unusually timed, but the DoD is about as likely to leap at Trump’s command to some nefarious purpose as they are to all quit their cushy jobs over guilt for being tax leeches. I don’t know why he fired Esper, or what he expects to get out of Miller, but the latter is the “acting” SecDef which means he’s a senior bureaucrat not an outsider or Trump loyalist. I doubt there will be enough time to get a new appointee in before January, and if he does lose the EC, it won’t matter anyway.

    • Cy

      After what happened with the head of Election Fraud, I’d be pretty pissed and taking a look around too.

    • R C Dean

      am I the only person here who finds the reshuffling at the top of the Defense Department a tad ominous?

      I think its just one of those things that is long overdue but postponed until after the election for political reasons.

      The likelihood that Trump is installing a cabal of senior officers in order to conduct a military coup if he loses in court strikes me as very farfetched. But hey, its 2020.

    • leon

      I think it was a little ominous, but have nothing else to go on.

    • Idle Hands

      I can’t decide if Scott Adams is completely full of shit 100% of the time or if it’s just 70%. No doubt he’s interesting sometimes but his whole thing is how successful he is at scamming people to believe what he wants them to believe.

    • Not Adahn

      Eh. Scott Adams’s predictions were based on his expertise about Persuasion Master Wizards due to his hypnotist training.

      Why should his opinion about legal challenges have any kind of weight?

      • R C Dean

        Because the success of legal challenges depends to some degree on how persuasive they are?

    • Pine_Tree

      (Asserting this without bothering to look up evidence…) He also likes taking very-contrarian positions so that in the cases that “come true”, he looks all genius-y. It’s part of the hypnotism thing – make a bunch of them, and people will forget the ones that didn’t happen, but remember the ones that did, so you look smart. Most people just don’t deliberately do it.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    am I the only person here who finds the reshuffling at the top of the Defense Department a tad ominous?

    I don’t know enough about it. Could it have something to do with an over-eager desire on Esper’s part to work with Ballgag’s transition team?

    • kbolino

      They have confused what reassures them with what convinces others.

    • blackjack

      The headlines are all carefully crafted, along with polling results and ballot security relaxing, to bolster the goals of the democrats. Everything this whole year has a been a huge lie. None of it is accidental.

  55. DEG

    ‘Mornin Banjos.

    The Washington Post cites “multiple administration officials” speaking anonymously, noting that the budget office instructed agencies to produce a 2022 fiscal year budget, which “rankled and surprised” career government officials.

    I like “rankling” career government officials. Unfortunately, the budget will go nowhere despite it spending too much money.

    “Let’s not have any lectures, no lectures, about how the president should immediately, cheerfully accept preliminary election results from the same characters who just spent four years refusing to accept the validity of the last election and who insinuated that this one would be illegitimate too if they lost again — only if they lost,” the Kentucky Republican said.

    I feel weird. I kinda like McConnell.

    States have allowed malls and retailers to reopen, but the situation remains precarious as COVID-19 infections are now back on the rise. Consequently, it’s reasonable to expect malls and stores are shutdown — or shopping times restricted —again before year end. That will raise the prospect of a fresh wave of bankruptcies in early 2021 after what could be a lackluster holiday shopping season.

    Who knew that centrally planning the economy would lead to problems?

    After I left for the night, I see some folks on last night’s thread were talking about Caput’s girlfriend. I’ve met her. She is as he describes.

  56. UnCivilServant

    🙁

    I had a blue screen because of a CPU temperature warning. Turns out I accidentally blocked the air intakes with a wall. I’ve shifted the computer setup around, we’ll see if it goes all right. Does anyone know of a good way to monitor the CPU temp natively, or do I need to download a utility?

    • AlexinCT

      How often is your fan on? If it is on all the time, I recommend you find a way to help circulate the air rather than just look for a software solution.

      I have a fan that circulates the air in the cabinet my PC is in, and I have completely reduced/removed the old “temp warning” issues…

      • UnCivilServant

        The fans are silent, I have no idea when they’re running.

        This is the only time I’ve ever had a temperature issue, because I only just rearranged the computer setup this week.

      • UnCivilServant

        Also, it’s not a ‘software solution’, I want to see if the changes I made are doing what I want without waiting for another crash.

      • pan fried wylie

        I have a fan that circulates the air in the cabinet my PC is in

        Have you considered, you know, just not keeping your PC inside another box?

    • Not Adahn

      Those walls can be sneaky.

    • kbolino

      There is very little standardization of temperature sensors in the PC world, you’ll almost certainly need a third-party utility.

      • l0b0t

        My BIOS displays the temps from all of the sensors on the MB but, one has to exit the OS and enter the BIOS. I’ve been using one of the Corsair all-in-one water cooling kits for about 7 years now; it takes control of all the case fans and temp sensors. I’ve been VERY happy with it.

      • kbolino

        This is true. The BIOS/UEFI vendor knows exactly which kind of CPU and which kind of motherboard sensors are in use and generally does include this information, with the better vendors making it easily accessible.

        Within the OS, on the other hand, even when you can get the sensor data, you may not know what it means. “Thermal Indicator #7” and “Voltage Regulator #4” aren’t as helpful as one might hope.

      • l0b0t

        HOLY MACKEREL!!! That was probably the hardest part of the whole build – the MB clearly marks all of the headers but even their (ASUS) own software labels them differently.

    • PieInTheSky

      Mr UCS tear down this wall

      • Gender Traitor

        ***WILD APPLAUSE!!!***

      • UnCivilServant

        Hey! I need that wall. It keeps the outside out.

      • pan fried wylie

        I figured Pie only wanted the wall down so he could squat inside UCS’s PC where it’s nice and warm.

    • pan fried wylie

      Turns out I accidentally blocked the air intakes with a wall.

      Then proceeded to turn on the sink with his hand over the faucet.

    • But Enough About My Wild Culinary Fantasies

      Does anyone know of a good way to monitor the CPU temp natively, or do I need to download a utility?

      I use a utility called Core Temp (up to version1.16 right now). Like Colt 45, it gets the job done. Warned me of a near-catastrophic rise in Tj Max on my old four-core CPU a couple of years ago due to a badly-behaved app running in the background.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Just don’t call it a lockdown

    Following weeks of rapid climbs in Covid-19 infections and hospitalizations, more state leaders have begun asking residents to stay at home in hopes of helping curb an already rampant spread of the virus. The announcements also come as Texas became the first US state to surpass a million cases.
    Nevada Gov. Steve Sisolak is asking people to commit to a voluntary plan he calls “Stay at Home 2.0” in the next two weeks in efforts to push a “significant reversal of the current trends” in the state.
    “We have to go back to the basics,” the governor said, encouraging businesses to return to telecommuting as much as possible and asking residents to avoid hosting groups of people over for dinners, parties and other gatherings.
    Wisconsin’s governor announced Tuesday he’s signed a new order advising people to “stay home to save lives.”

    “It’s not safe to go out, it’s not safe to have others over,” he said. “Please, cancel the happy hours, dinner parties, sleepovers, and playdates at your home. And if a friend or family member invites you over, offer to hang out virtually instead.”

    Nobody’s calling for a lockdown, you deplorable haterz. We just don’t want you out of your house.

    • Idle Hands

      Does that clown realize his entire state’s economy is based on tourism that he’s trying his hardest to snuff out?

    • creech

      Nobody’s calling for a lockdown? What about all those voters who gave Biden a majority in Nevada? Why fly to Vegas when a gambler can easily drive to a local casino.

  58. banginglc1

    I’m assuming the media declared Joe the winner to keep me down. I’m certain that I’m the true winner of the presidency. Fucking Fraud cost me the election.

  59. l0b0t

    TIL – A wee bit of wasabi makes boiled potatoes extra super delicious.

    • PieInTheSky

      sounds decadent

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Our best. Our brightest.

    Weston Kerekes plans to eat his Thanksgiving dinner alone in his childhood bedroom in Santa Monica, California.
    If all goes as planned, the Yale University freshman’s quarantine will have followed a tightly choreographed trip from his New Haven, Connecticut, campus to ensure he doesn’t expose his parents to Covid-19.
    “He’ll take a Covid-19 test 72 hours before he leaves campus and then he will wear an N95 (mask) and goggles from the moment he steps into the airport,” said Erika Kerekes, his mother, who has asthma, high blood pressure and diabetes. “On the plane he won’t eat or drink anything or use the bathroom.”

    Once he tests negative, after several days of quarantining, the Kerekes family will be able to live together without wearing masks or social distancing.

    WHEEEEEE!

    The road to Hell is as smooth as a billiard table.

    • creech

      I will never live for the sake of another man or ask him to live for mine.

    • EvilSheldon

      That’s nice. What does he want, a ‘Worlds Biggest Dork’ award?

  61. l0b0t

    To return to last night’s topic. I’ve found the vacuum sealer to be a wonderful aid for storing foods I only use occasionally (there’s a vac bag of flaxseed flour in the freezer right now).

    • Jarflax cancelled Cancelled

      Ok, one post about my family’s germ plasm was enough. Y’all can stop discussing our seed any time now!