BERKELEY – “No one’s ever tried anything like this” said She-Ro Hardware proprietor Joanna Gambolputty. Among the unique products are the store’s signature bisexual, transgender nuts and bolts. “You see, all the bolts are threaded with a matching nut. It takes a lot of time and makes them more expensive and less convenient, but it’s worth it to make a statement about how everyone should be their authentic self and others should make the effort to accommodate them” added Gambolputty.
“When the user feels the bolt is ready to transition, the nut is removed and both parts are free to express their true gender” explained Gambolputty as she and her only employee worked feverishly to thread nuts onto bolts. Reaction from fellow feminists has been mixed. “The factories should make them Joanna’s way right off the assembly line” said Eileen Dover, who is at home recovering from injuries sustained from falling off a cliff. “Once again we see the dastardly patriarchy at work, undermining and exploiting women at every turn” as she tried to shoo away a cat determined to sit on her face.
Men’s rights activists have also criticized the move. “Once you take the red pill, you see the evil true nature of female hypergamy. I can’t tell you right now how it applies to this specific situation, but trust me, it’s there. It’s always there” said Mighty Sons of Odin president Haywood Jablome. “Can you believe my wife divorced me just because I gave her a limit on the number of words she could speak to me per day? Classic female irrationality” added Jablome. “Oh sure, I know chicks are all touchy-feely and with them it’s yak, yak, yak 24/7. But it’s a man’s world, they know it, and they’d be a lot happier if they would just submit” said Jablome as he thawed hotdogs in his sink.
Gambolputty, Dover, and Jablome all agreed that gender differences are too great for marriage to work.
I read this to Mr. Mojeaux. We both had a good time with it.
My mister almost choked on his dinner when I read him that Summer’s Eve comment by straff.
What did I miss?
A quote from a “Studies” person:
Straff:
*worth the repost
*Golf clap*
I don’t buy this is satire. This sounds like real news.
It’s just a matter of time.
I am thinking Derp is not drug tested in his current real life role.
Left Lucy gets Righty tighty when screwed.
*clap*
You’ve got a screwy sense of humor.
What? I thought Lucy just adjusts to you. If she get too “tighty”, that could be a problem.
Tee hee, Brooklyn’s Clinton Hill neighborhood had a black lesbian hardware store, but it closed a few years ago.
https://vol1brooklyn.com/2016/05/18/sisters-community-hardware/
My lover fell down the stairs again. Gotta fix that bannister.
Sisters are doing it to themselves.
LOL this is such a perfect depiction of “hipster douchebag” it must be real.
That along with the inability to actually speak to the man and just going along with what he says. Complete beta.
$60 to have the guy from the hardware store nail up a rickety shelf? Son! Just go to Target down at the Atlantic Center. $60 would get you round trip train-fare, some Target shelving, and a wee lunch from Shake Shack or Yummy Taco.
Heh sounds like many of my Sunday afternoons in the before times.
I REALLY miss lower Atlantic Av. for trips to Sahadis, and Damascus Bakery; there was a great, tiny Spanish tapas place down at the end by the BQE onramp where an old boss always had our Christmas parties.
Back in the olden times (early/mid ’90’s) I worked at Metrotech. Once a week or so we’d shoot down to Atlantic Ave for lunch. Good times.
Oh, and one fine day I wound up at LI College Hospital (right by BQE ramp) with a kidney stone. This eventually resulted in meeting my future (and still) wife. I miss Brooklyn.
Nicely done, Derp. Is there a Glib CBT module on delivering a proper euphemism?
I would not be surprised if the industry language for male/female parts, master-slave devices, nipples, etc get banned.
All the bans would be called for by people whose degrees end in the word “Studies” but would affect only technology people.
master-slave devices
Already done.
As well as whitelist/blacklist.
TRIGGERED!!!11!1!
/me remembers the lost month of August spent
whitewashingcleaning up our source repositories.What about a white-labeled product? Does that need to change?
Yup, We were told master-slave and things like black or white lists are all real bad..
When I asked why I got told because I am racist/misogynist/homophobe for asking.
Wouldn’t need to outright ban male/female parts… just add “assigned male at factory” or “identifies as female” to the label.
It’s already happening. There was a drug ad I saw a few weeks ago that warned the product had only been tested in “individuals assigned male at birth”.
OFFS.
https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/26/tampax-tweet-celebrating-diversity-of-all-people-who-bleed-sparks-trans-row-13481886/
Still pisses me off. Can’t even talk about tampons without catering to mentally ill men.
Right? It’s like reverse patriarchy or something.
Nah, the Women’s Studies department will iron it out
Some will try to skirt the issue but it’ll all come out in the wash
They’ll make some way to sandwich it in.
They keep doing this.
https://twitter.com/HotepJesus/status/1344084385461653505
I vaguely remember the Hoteps discussion the other night.
You’re gonna get your parking lot drinking story tomorrow (my tomorrow). You’re my fucking muse.
Already deleted.
OT
https://bd.b-ok.africa/book/3190342/e04aa1
Cleaning out more stuff. This is an intro to Kansai-ben.
ありごとうございます！
I’ve been watching more of that Japanese truck driver channel and it seems to get stranger the more I contemplate it. Even more than last time.
Truck drivers, eh? Lovely little movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtB23C_70gM
I loved that film even before I ever contemplated learning Japanese.
I may have to watch it again now that I have a fundamental grasp of the language.
I thought there really was a correct way to eat ramen after watching that movie. It’s fun, but no one actually cares how you eat it.
I do have trouble with the socially accepted noodle slurping.
I can’t do it loudly without feeling ridiculous.
Start with slurping…
I can’t finish that joke during this holy time of year.
Me too!
The movie, that is.
Well, can’t slurp noodles either. The wife gives me dirty looks and tells me to stop appropriating other cultures (in slightly different wording).
Now I didn’t say I couldn’t do it…
Great film. I have already mentioned the scene in which two lovers exchange an egg yolk mouth to mouth and it finally bursts in the young woman’s mouth; I saw this movie with a girlfriend who became, um, *inspired* by this scene later that evening. Memorable date, to say the least.
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/12/29/covid-vaccine-passport-travel/
Speaking of screws and nuts…
Can confirm – a colleague in Tel Aviv was expressing concern about (((them))) possibly requiring “Green Passports” (his words) in order to, say, board a plane in Israel. His concern being, he does not trust the vaccine. To think we used to mock the Rooskies for saying things like “may I see you papers please”.
Why is it necessary to have a digital yellow card, when the physical yellow card has been around since 1933 for (at various times) yellow fever (still, a requirement to enter certain countries), typhus, plague, cholera, and smallpox?
(1) The Linux Foundation can go fuck itself.
(2) I can’t think of a better way to convince me NOT to get vaccinated than to institute a worldwide “Papieren, bitte” regime.
There are many battles ahead in the war to save our culture.
After some thinking, it’s clear to me that the absolute first priority must be free speech. All speech. None of this “hate speech” stuff.
We need to get on this immediately while we can still rally the majority of Americans to defend free speech. It should be easy to show the dangers of letting what is and isn’t hate speech be determined by a committee.
If free speech becomes criminal, the stakes immediately get much, much higher.
All speech is free speech, and the proper response to hate speech is more speech.
That’s been a hill I’ve been willing to die on for the majority of my life.
It’s a no brainer. The anti free speechers got their asses handed to them back in the day and it was clear to everyone who won that argument. Yet, here we are. Back arguing the same arguments that failed so spectacularly before.
Michael Savage is an odd ball but his language cultural borders screed is probably spot on.
Yep.
I hate it when the left forces me to ally with Savage.
Given the numerous definition changes under the spotlight of media coverage and not a whimper from most of the public…language is lost
It’s the same problem with government pork spending. There’s a small number of very vocal and committed advocates and larger numbers of don’t care/leave me alone.
Yeah, it’s pretty fundamental.
And of the first things to go when someone fancies grabbing a little power.
“one of” gah
Hmm, support for free speech only appeals to fascists. You’ve been reported. Your social credit score should take a hit in a couple days.
Youse guys might still have some fight left in ya.
https://twitter.com/GrantB911/status/1344011612764712960
Hit me! Hit me!
Good choice. I went a different direction.
That is… What is that???
Dunno. Throwaway account.
Portrait mode inside of landscape? Definitely deserves a beat down for that.
Who could have possibly seen this coming after a cap on delivery fees?
Helen Keller.
The intersection of Gun Jesus and G Lucas’ art department – The Real Guns of Star Wars: A New Hope
I knew about the Sterling and the Mauser, but not all of them. Now I can’t unsee the MG3/MG42!
That was always an MG34 to me. Pistol grip and muzzle are too distinctive.
The Ohio deputy who killed Casey Goodson once used his faith to justify use-of-force in law enforcement
If you haven’t read a version of this gem yet, enjoy!
There are many great sections to enjoy. My personal:
Feel free to top it!
This story hits all the key corporate media points – police brutality, religion, moral superiority, outrage – but…
My God.
Goliath is called Jalut in the Koran. The Swahili word for giant is jitu, from goliath.
***
Saul and the Israelites are facing the Philistines in the Valley of Elah. Twice a day for 40 days, morning and evening, Goliath, the champion of the Philistines, comes out between the lines and challenges the Israelites to send out a champion of their own to decide the outcome in single combat, but Saul is afraid. David accepts the challenge. Saul reluctantly agrees and offers his armor, which David declines, taking only his staff, sling and five stones from a brook.
David and Goliath confront each other, Goliath with his armor and javelin, David with his staff and sling. “The Philistine cursed David by his gods”, but David replies: “This day the Lord will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you down, and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Philistines this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel and that all this assembly may know that God saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is God’s, and he will give you into our hand.”
David hurls a stone from his sling and hits Goliath in the center of his forehead, Goliath falls on his face to the ground, and David cuts off his head. The Philistines flee and are pursued by the Israelites “as far as Gath and the gates of Ekron”. David puts the armor of Goliath in his own tent and takes the head to Jerusalem, and Saul sends Abner to bring the boy to him. The king asks whose son he is, and David answers, “I am the son of your servant Jesse the Bethlehemite.”
***
The last cop who acted like David was named Serpico. And the one before him was named Wyatt Earp.
Weird. This morning at breakfast the wird “galoot” came up. I said it was Scandahoovian. My wife searched around and found the Jalut/Goliath connection. Same odd factoid comes up twice in one day. Their’s a name for that I think.
Idjit Galoot
There is a place in what is today Syria called Ain Jalut, or the spring of Goliath. The Arabs won a major battle against the Mongols there, because the Mongol horses could not maneuver in the rocky terrain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ain_Jalut
History does not record the actions of the Hell’s Angels in that battle. I like to think they bashed the Mongols’ heads in with pool cues while Gimme Shelter played in the background.
the Mongol horses could not maneuver in the rocky terrain
So… no Wild Horses….?
Perhaps there were most excellent wild stallions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx02tY8ABfA
CWAA. How convenient there was no body am. This guy sounds like trouble for anyone unlucky enough to be in his field of vision.
“It takes a lot of time and makes them more expensive and less convenient, but it’s worth it to make a statement about how everyone should be their authentic self and others should make the effort to accommodate them” added Gambolputty.
Damn, Derpy. I’m getting worried about you. You’re getting way too good at this.
Also despite the fact that the nut/bolt identifies as stainless steel doesn’t prevent it from rusting at the first hint of moisture.
Y’all need to lighten up. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3KWM1kuAw&feature=youtu.be
I swear, this looks like CGI to me.
My God.
Hope Reese gets here soon.
Abslom Daak – Dalek Killer
Where’s the guy with the hockey stick when you need him?
It’s cute and funny before the killings start.
“Three billion tiktok videos ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the viral sensation called the meme Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the dance-off against the machines.“
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7nq-r7QWW0
Still not as creepy as Herbie Hancock’s Rockit video.
They keep doing this, too.
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1344068932748144646
I must confess. I had a pint of beer a few weeks ago. I enjoyed and didn’t want another when I was done. Cured of alcoholism? No, but certainly a lot of progress. I drank tonight too, but I was stone cold sober when I wrote the above. Sober me can be very funny, even though drunk me is funnier. Usually.
I got the Worf Therapist satire in the pipe already. After that, I was thinking “First Man to Climb Mt Everest Without Making a Big Deal About it Dies”. Feel free to give me your ideas.
Believe the lies that make you brave, and strong, and good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YUNjJiTpE
Yay!
Good to see you back to your old cheerful self so quickly.
Life is a special operation.
Carry on.
Happy drunk, still sad, Bring the Worf!
Happy Drunk you say?
Sorry to hear about your issues Yusef.
You are not a merry man. This is good.
If you cannot control yourself, you cannot command others.
If winning is not important, why keep score?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zmK-Sn2Ss0
After that, I was thinking “First Man to Climb Mt Everest Without Making a Big Deal About it Dies”.
How about “Researchers still hoping to discover a Harvard alumnus who doesn’t bring up where he went to college within 30 seconds of being introduced to you”?
Hmm…
Incredible Man Keeps His Harvard Diploma Secret for Entire Weekend
Harvard grads attempt to explain the 4 seasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXb7Oq13pjQ
All this ragging on Hahvahd all day. Anyone seen Dr RC Dean, Esq?
(Love you, Mr Dean! Only joshing!)
We still call it “the second best school in Cambridge” anyway 😉
suggested music: Pomp and Circumstance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LYfb1P7jEY
Haha, to be honest unless I’m giving Harvard shit or I have a specific reason (like when I shared that I know The Clown Prince) I try not to bring up MIT. It too often immediately leads to some version of “here’s why this person I know is smarter than you”.
suggested music: You’ve Got the Touch
MIT graduates cannot power a light bulb with a battery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIhk9eKOLzQ
Working in a building filled with masses of MIT grads made me get over any inferiority complex I had about not going there.
Some MIT grads are staggeringly smart. Most are quite bright. Some, I’m puzzled by how they were accepted and graduated.
i.e., just like grads of every other school I have met.
Oh for sure.
Now that being said I don’t know that I’d say that the percentages in each of those subsets are the same at every school. But it really doesn’t matter too much since for anything that’s important one should obviously get to know the individual rather than generalizing about them based on where they attended school anyway, right? I figure if the U of XYZ grad I’m talking to knows his shit it doesn’t make much difference if XYZ grads are “generally” not so bright.
I feel dumber for having watched it.
Caption?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqaKz2SVoAAU02J?format=jpg&name=small
In the old western kingdom of the blind the one eyed cowboy is king.
Is that Crenshaw?
the song is too long for a caption
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY
“My wife is a doctor, she can probably take a look at that”
“Some people will work
Some simply will not
But they’ll complain and complain and complain and complain and complain!”
Tall hats, small saddles?
BJ through the zipper or a Dale Jr autograph on the fender?
National anthem before a boxing match. *You know it’s racist if I’m cringing at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jH8KAiHyNE
I’ve got the volume muted because I’m in the living room. Please tell me they’re playing the rururu song.
I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole. For Mojeaux and I hope she laughs. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Z1eduxSUo
Okay, first, I loved it, thanks. I like that guy.
Second, I made Mr Mojeaux pause the TV to losten to it. So I said to him, I said, “Hold on. A Glib linked me … ” [queueing up vid] ” … um, Ron, um, Ron, um— You know, cigar, whiskey.”
“White?”
“That’s it.”
[listen, laugh “Never let a Mormon set your buzz.” Bwa!]
Mr. Mojeaux: When you said your Glib linked you and you said Ron, I thought you were going to say Jeremy.
LOL
Mr. Mojeaux: See, and you’re not even disturbed.
Is he calling us a bad influence?
I mean, he’s right, but…
Yes.
And yes.
Who’s influencing whom?
I’m still waiting for you weirdos to tell me who this “Ron Jeremy” fellow is ?♂️
You’re not missing much. The guy’s a dick.
Don’t hedge, hog the stage and tell us what you really think of him.
Never let a Mormon set your buzz level.
Great line. Is it true that Mormons can’t give us heathens stimulants?
https://local.theonion.com/mormon-teen-loses-inhibitions-after-third-benadryl-1819565622
This may or may not have happened to me in real life.
We tried to read the Book of Mormon for family home evening, but gave up during the book of Helaman, which always made me think of mayo for some reason.
I believe…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVJgmp2Tc2s
Is your religion entertaining enough to be the basis of a musical?
Jesus Christ Superstar did it first,
QUIET, YOU!
Also Godspell.
It’s tough being the Derpetologist, but we need your good works,
Huzzah!
Forgive them, lord. For they know not what they do.
[blasted with extra shocky bolt of lightning]
Ow! That’s not funny, lord!
Ever noticed how much Herod’s Song sounds like “Red Solo Cup”?
If you’re the Christ
The great Jesus Christ
Proceed to party!
No idea, Tulpa, you never got one, and,
Fuck Off!
I always appreciate a good “Fuck off, Tulpa!” but I think I got one quite a while ago 😉
News or sarc?
https://pjmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Fauci-Fan-Head.jpg
Finally! heavy snow falling, good times tomorrow, I get to drive,
WTF is with commercials about the Colts kicking the “stigma” of post party depression? Have they really run out of noble causes to scrape the bottom of the barrel? Or they could just play football…
Because you’ve run out of booze?
Or you went home alone.
Crap. Post partum.
My guess: One of the players’ wives had really bad post partum depression and he got slapped in the face with it.
Now do ante partum depression.
Ante Bea’s Italian Cousin?
I thought they changed their name to Lady Ante P?
This is one where I literally didn’t know what you meant (haven’t seen said commercial). It makes much more sense now.
Titty Tuesday wants your screws and nuts.
https://archive.li/jNKVS
22 years and 3 dogs, my Kittah wins the sit in dads lap game!
/Kittah!
https://archive.li/6GFcD/683989addaf94498b7b8826ded3146feb1a1ffeb.jpg
NSFW.
Goddess! Thanks Q!
Looks like middle son’s GF family might have the Lil Rona. Their symptoms onset on day after Christmas. Guess we will see if the wildfire sweeps through our house too.
Me: Son, you have to quarantine in your room.
Son: Ok. Bye.
We just got the all clear
NewWife has tested negative five times now
Pretty sure it went through our household back in Feb/Mar time frame. Also, we have awesome genes and inflated egos and filled livers so we should be good.
My son’s been quarantining voluntarily in his room since he got home from college a month ago, but not because of the rona, though it is because of the lockdown not allowing him much chance to revel with friends. So instead he and all his peers stay in their rooms in their individual homes playing video games with each other until 4am.
Occasionally he will surface to request a meal.
That is every 10-25ish person in the nation probably.
Kind of related…
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2020/12/28/wtf-is-this-u-n-womens-blueprint-for-2021-is-something-else/
I’ve seen that somewhere…not sure where, but I have.
At some point the owner is going to hire the Hells Angels and I’m going to route for them.
https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1344014946292682753
See my comment below.
Is there anything Gavin Newsom can’t screw up?
https://mobile.twitter.com/skepticaliblog/status/1344027557579014144
“Sir our lockdowns have done nothing to temper the numbers!”
That is okay, we can blame the 40% of Republicans for our COVID issues and I have it on good authority that the media will carry that water for us so we can continue to not have to fight for reservations at our favorite restaurants.
bah…tamp down, not temper
His hair. The man has fantastic hair.
This is undeniable.
Those of us who recognize this as hysteria whipped up to gain more power should clobber the emotional “Think of grandma!”types over the head with emotional true stories of the harm lockdowns have done.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/textbased/news/text-9096173/Judge-blocks-residency-challenges-4-000-Georgia-voters.html
Stacy Abrams’ sister…seems like she should have recused herself from that one. Talk about the fox guarding the hen house…
Ugh. It’s morning again?
I lost that other extra vacation carb pound, so I have that going for me.
Yay. ?
Only 2?
*grumbles*
I didn’t go full on decadent, and still avoided sugars.
Man, they did have some very good steak though. And they were (rightly) proud of their aus jus.
I don’t even weigh myself now. Shirt tight across chest – Good! Pants falling down – Also Good! Haggard appearance – Not So Good.
I’ve been thinking over the comment from MrFamous yesterday:
A little later, I ran across this story that really drove his point home.
What changed? I don’t think human nature is that malleable that it’s just some deterioration in people’s character. I’d suggest the problem is the “safening” of our society. People haven’t degraded. The incentives have changed. A hundred years ago, or even a couple of decades ago, doing what this little bastard did would be a surefire way to be the recipient of a beating. But, we’ve rejected the “honor culture” that would have responded that way as “uncivilized”. So, snitching and setting mobs against your neighbor have become safe. There are no official rules saying this is unacceptable. In fact, the Karen Corps relies on the fact that they’re enforcing the official rules. So there are no adverse consequences. And when the snitches and Karens prosper while their victims are destroyed, it’s hardly rocket science to figure out how snitching and being a Karen grow to become the popular standard.
And all of this has gotten me thinking still further. Our society writes off honor cultures as uncivilized or backward or ignorant. And I can certainly agree that they have a myriad of problems. I don’t want people engaged in violence over the slightest provocation. But, the older I get, the more I start to think that maybe there was some value in having its implicit threat there. That threat might have served as a deterrent to behaviors that might not be a violation of rights, but are nevertheless unacceptable. And I wonder, can a dignity culture maintain itself without some undergirding of honor culture? Or, on its own, does it inevitably devolve into victim culture and worse?
Doing what that kid did should lead to an ass whipping the NAP notwithstanding but, you’re right, the incentives to behaviors have changed lately and the snitch culture is dangerous, particularly when it takes the side of a malevolent government.
The thing I’d suggest is that a culture where what that kid did might lead to an ass whipping would probably obviate the need for an ass whipping in the first place. Because it would make it much less likely that he would have done it. I wish the world were a better place and it weren’t part of the equation, but fear, be of it of God or your fellow man, can be a powerful motivator of the good. Heinlein said “An armed society is a polite society.”. And that’s sort of true. But, you don’t even need to go to guns to see the point.
The God thing is a good point too as a lot of people need to feel like somebody’s watching them and that they’ll be judged in order to do the right thing. That’s been largely lost now and society is not the better for it.
I read about some psychology experiments about how to stop cheating during tests. Some successful strategies:
-telling the students the building is haunted by the ghost of student who committed suicide after failing a test
-asking each student to recite the 10 commandments before the test
-putting a large picture of an eye at the front of the classroom
https://www.foxnews.com/media/salon-owner-oregon-governors-retaliation-lockdown
These people are evil.
I’d call them assholes using the power at their disposal to bludgeon people into bending to their will but evil works too.
Maybe the guv has her mixed up with someone else…
It’s an unfortunate name.
Ugh… in a depressive funk I can’t shake. Billy knows what’s up – https://youtu.be/6WNjA03CkKk
GT, I hope your hubby is on the mend.
Thank you! He’s doing very well, I’m taking him one of his guitars today for part of his occupational therapy. He’s very motivated and optimistic right now. I just hope the stroke’s effect on his playing doesn’t frustrate or depress him.
P.S. Don’t know if it’ll help, but once again, here’s my favorite audio antidepressant.
Huh. Somebody must have spike the Guinness with xtc:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A6__HssHW8
in other news
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Warner blew up an RV parked in downtown Nashville around 6:30 a.m. on Christmas, damaging dozens of buildings, killing himself and injuring three others.
…
The lizard people conspiracy, popularized by controversial British writer David Icke and others, posits that shapeshifting alien reptiles can assume human form in a bid to take over the world.
Icke was banned from Twitter last month after allegedly spreading COVID-19 “disinformation” and attacking Dr. Anthony Fauci, the BBC reported. He had already been banned from Facebook and YouTube, and also embraced 5G conspiracies.
…
Authorities have not released a motive for the bombing, but Warner showed some odd behavior before the blast.
…
His only arrest came in 1978 on a marijuana charge.
***
Ah ha! Textbook reefer madness. Take ’em away, boys.
Holy non sequitur, Derpman.
We don’t know why this guy blew himself up, but that guy way over there is a nutter, so there you have it.
Link the two in the public consciousness and link the people who don’t publicly condemn Icke and insist that he be deplatformed to violent extremism. It’s stupid, it’s unfounded, and it’ll work.
I’ve run run into several people who think he was a 5G nutter. Maybe he was , but there’s zero evidence of it as far as I know. The speed with which the speculation spread makes me suspicious that someone is pushing it as a distraction/coverup.
This whole thing reminds me of the Las Vegas shooting.
Twitter suspends Dr. Zelenko, the hydroxychloroquine protocol guy, for tweeting that you don’t necessarily need a vaccination for a virus that has such a high survival rate:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3918448/posts
Listen to the experts plebs: our experts.
‘sup ya’all
I’m cranky AF.
I shouldn’t be, but I am.
Woe unto the first person to piss me off.
Dr. Who is an Asshoe! *runs away*
YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY WHORE MOUTH!
I think Ive outlined this before, but Tom Baker was the best doctor. Followed closely by David Tennant, and Chris Ecclestone.
This is correct.
I wish Ecclestone would have gotten at least a second season. *frowny face*
Eccleson was the perfect new doctor.
I’m a big fan of the Pertwee years.
Was asked last night how I wield the 4′ dust mop with such precision while looking like an idiot doing so. It’s like a dance. You can’t force your partner’s moves, they have to flow. If you try to bull it you will get tendonitis. It’s much like Judoka. Use momentum and angle of attack as your friends. Silly little leg kicks when turning are not just for the amusement of the paying cliental. I could run workshops on my mopping and sweeping skills. Literally thousands of miles walking behind the dust grabber will teach one the way.
You know what else can cause tendonitis…
Protip- remove your Fitbit before browsing pr0nhub
Why not use it as a cock ring?
One day mine thought Id ran 6 miles, yet I never left the house.
Ah! The Fappening! That’s one of those “Do you remember when?” incidents like 9/11 or the Moon landing.
I could be the Yoda of the Custodial arts. Make the job easier to do, Dagnabbit!
Festus in space.
“Stellar Patrol Ship Feinstein” was the cherry on top!
I hope Brett is OK:
Gloved man steals chicken wings from Naples 7-Eleven
Make the job easier to do, Dagnabbit!
That’s my motto:
“It’s never a bad time to make my life/job easier.”
I’m a dull man but also a lazy Man. If I can figure a way to cut time off the job without losing productivity it will be written. It’s not like I have anything else to muse about.
Good morning early/late Glibs!
I woke up early, I had stayed up too late Tuesday night watching Milton Friedman’s “Free to Choose” /980 special.
I just re-read that sentence. I don’t know if a jury would believe me if that were my alibi.