That’s a horrible idea. It would be horrible if the Dems did it, and it would be just as horrible if the GOP does it.
Chafed
on December 13, 2020 at 8:18 pm
Agreed. This is an ill thought out fantasy.
DEG
on December 13, 2020 at 7:48 pm
Uhhh…
Both the House and the Senate have to vote by simple majority to reject Electoral College votes.
There is no way the Democrat controlled House will throw out votes for Biden. There is no way the Republican (well, pending Georgia runoff) controlled Senate will throw out votes for Trump.
“Listen, Jack, we gotta award the journalists who did brave things like stood there and let the president say mean stuff,” Biden said in a speech from The Office of the President-Elect, which looked suspiciously like a basement, Friday evening. “We give these reporters the highest honor for their acts of valor. Some even had epic comebacks against the president on Twitter. Such bravery. Such honor.”
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 6:49 pm
No one can say that the H/B administration won’t offer lots of humor, between the tears.
Don escaped Two Corinthians
on December 13, 2020 at 6:28 pm
@jessinicoleb
Ayn Rand and Rand Paul walk into an unregulated bar. They leave Paul Ryan at home, because he’s an ass with no principles. The evening is uneventful, because poisoning your customers is disincentivized by the free market.
Yusef drives a Kia
on December 13, 2020 at 6:32 pm
This kind of election disclaimer is on its own proof that the election was rigged and Biden will be nothing but a usurper when when they install him in the White House next month.
“As of December 8, states of certified election results making Joe Biden President-Elect”
YouTube, and parent company Google, are slimy, pathetic little bootlicking propagandists that I’m very glad I’ve made an effort to jettison from my life. Clearly I need to do even more.
So he wasn’t President-Elect before Dec 8 after all? Because I seem to recall contrary statements from the MSM and tech companies before that date.
*electors still have yet to cast their ballots
Rebel Scum
on December 13, 2020 at 7:08 pm
And those ballots have yet to be tallied. I know that “president-elect” is usually thrown around after the state by state poll of citizens in November, but there is not one until someone concedes and/or the technicalities of the constitutional process are fulfilled.
Additionally there is no fucking “Office of the President-elect”. But there is a full bore propaganda campaign around Sleepy Joe and Kameltoe.
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 7:58 pm
You WILL accept the results as called by CNN and you will call him whatever they deem proper!
robc
on December 14, 2020 at 5:47 am
Even concession doesn’t matter if the EC still votes for him.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 6:54 pm
My work laptop helpfully installed the latest version of Edge with the latest mandatory reboot.
I immediately dumped Chrome, which was the company default browser.
Edge is actually pretty decent.
Chafed
on December 13, 2020 at 9:04 pm
I’m shocked MS built a decent browser. Is Bing its search engine?
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 9:21 pm
It copied my settings from Chrome where I had DDG as the search engine.
Oh, and I was able to install an adblocker which was prohibited in my work Chrome. W00t!
I can’t imagine the brain-dead suits who decided that the worker bees shouldn’t be allowed to block ads.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 9:22 pm
PS. I can’t comment on Bing since I’ve almost never used it, but I do believe it’s the default engine for Edge.
Rebel Scum
on December 13, 2020 at 6:51 pm
election disclaimer is on its own proof that the election was rigged
It is propaganda that can be identified by anyone who knows anything about the electoral system. The trouble is that the government education system keeps most people ignorant.
made an effort to jettison from my life.
///MeToo. I have pretty much shifted to Bitchute for most of my political-junkie content. But there are not a lot of movie clips or cat videos there so . . . YouTube will likely remain in my life. But I am not using Google as much as possible.
Going to have a shitty Monday. A bunch of minions have managed to get themselves Rona’d out for two weeks. How convenient, right before Christmas. With my luck, I’ll get it Christmas Eve and it will kick my ass or kill me. Fuck me.
I’m pretty sure I have it. I can’t taste anything, even beer. Imma try and get a test on Monday to tell for sure. Supposed to go back to work on Tuesday, but I’ll probably be out two weeks now. Pisses me off because I’ve been working on getting a transfer to a much closer airport and finally got them to agree to put it up, open to the whole city. That means I gotta be first to apply and the only way to see it first is to be there in person. I might be applying up to two weeks later. Thank dogs it came after T/G. Still gonna miss out on Xmas dinner, though.
R C Dean
on December 13, 2020 at 7:03 pm
Well, don’t comment here until you’re cleared. Wouldn’t want to catch it over the ‘tubes.
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 7:27 pm
It’s OK, I have a diaper hanging from the shifter in my car. It’s doing just as much good as if I were wearing it right now.
westernsloper
on December 13, 2020 at 7:19 pm
Our policy if is you have symptoms 10 day stay at home from onset. Positive test = 14 days from result. #nevergettested
westernsloper
on December 13, 2020 at 7:20 pm
if is? Whatever.
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 7:34 pm
I’ve been getting the test at work, because it’s free and they have been just rubber stamping everyone negative so far. The last one, on Wednesday, gave a positive to the parts guy. They sent all three part’s guys home and made me record my temps, twice a day for 14 days. That was Thursday. Friday night, I lost my sense of smell and taste. I had congestion, but it seems to have cleared overnight. I need a test because I gotta use sick time unless I have the vid. I don’t have 14 days worth, so I’ll have to use VC for a chunk. I have enough to cover that, but I’d rather just get it comped completely. Oh, and, If is indeed.
TARDis
on December 13, 2020 at 7:42 pm
The problem is that half of them tested negative, but their kids didn’t. It’s bullshit. It used to be, “I feel like shit. I need a sick day.” Okay, take a day or two or three. That was fine. I’ve sent people home for coming in sick. I’ve even threatened people with documentation. “You give anyone the flu, fucker, I’ll write you up. You have sick days for a reason, use them.”
Nowadays, it’s my third cousin tested positive I after I had sex with her/him. Okay, you’re out for 10-14 days. What great protocols we have.
Got a lot dusty seeing those little kids standing in the window. Criminal to see kids treated that way
BakedPenguin
on December 13, 2020 at 7:55 pm
Yeah, I should’ve handled that introduction differently. I regret that. It is a dusty video.
Tundra
on December 13, 2020 at 8:47 pm
Fucking brutal.
Thanks, BP.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 6:50 pm
Making matzo balls. When the box said “roll into approximately one inch balls” I probably should have paid attention. Because it didn’t say they would greatly expand. Some of these guys are like the size of small oranges now.
I’m rooting for the Bills tonight, and for sure the Browns tomorrow.
It will be fun to shake up the playoffs a bit, get some perennial also-rans in there!
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 7:26 pm
Too bad the Bills and Browns rarely play each other.
KSuellington
on December 13, 2020 at 7:23 pm
RIP Ben Gazarra, one of my favorite character actors.
DrOtto
on December 13, 2020 at 8:20 pm
-1 Jackie Treehorn
Nephilium
on December 13, 2020 at 7:43 pm
Go Bills!
In positive news, got a call from a friend of mine who invited me over to watch the game tomorrow night. We will be violating the curfew order and cheering for the Browns.
It’s a redubbed Japanese challenge game show. It’s dubbed with English wisecracking and sexual innuendo. The Japanese game show is a obstacle course challenge from the 1980’s. The little protections for the participants is hilarious as are the juvenile commentary.
Brad Lesley, aka “Animal” (亜仁丸レスリー, 11 September 1958 – 27 April 2013) — American baseball player. His main job was to humiliate and frighten the contestants in any possible way, usually dressed as a samurai complete with a sword. Animal has also been seen in a green sumo suit, spider costume, Fred Flintstone–style outfit, a baseball uniform and a Las Vegas–era Elvis Presley jumpsuit costume.
No connection. Honest.
Aloysious
on December 13, 2020 at 7:23 pm
Watching The Gorgon (1967) starring Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, and most importantly, Barbara Shelley.
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 7:45 pm
Is that a Hammer film?
Aloysious
on December 13, 2020 at 8:05 pm
Yep. Bought the Blu-ray collection. Lots of stuff I’ve never seen before. Plus some old favorites.
db
on December 13, 2020 at 7:28 pm
A good friend of mine is a member of the Bach Choir of Bethlehem. Each year they perform a Christmas concert, and with the circumstances of this year, they have produced their very first virtual Christmas concert. I hope you enjoy it.
K S, Never heard of a brown recluse? They aren’t especially big, but I’ve heard of healthy guys having a month-long stay in the hospital after getting bit.
What about the White Sox, or the Red Sox? What’s fear-inducing about them other than how bad they’d smell after a double header? Orioles? Angels?
Spiders would be a perfectly cromulent name, even if I disagree with the SJW reasoning which makes it “necessary”.
The KneeTakers. They don’t win, but they start many conversations.
The Gunslinger
on December 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm
Adding insult to injury for Indians fans:
MLB rumors: Indians’ Francisco Lindor is a ‘fit’ for Yankees, but other trade partners loom
Nephilium
on December 13, 2020 at 8:18 pm
Meh. Most of us knew that Lindor wasn’t going to be with the team next year. This past season was the last grasp before we go into another rebuilding cycle.
The Gunslinger
on December 13, 2020 at 8:25 pm
I feel your pain. The Tigers’ general manager has pretty much come out and said that the Tigers are not really going to be trying to win yet this year.
Nephilium
on December 13, 2020 at 8:45 pm
I’ve been watching the Indians since the 80’s, I’ve suffered through worse, and there were at least a couple of great runs in there. I’m going to guess that this song is going to be cancelled as well now.
Urthona
on December 13, 2020 at 9:57 pm
The Las Vegas Indians
Am I doing it right?
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 10:00 pm
LOL
straffinrun
on December 13, 2020 at 7:37 pm
Hey, Commodious. Saw what you were going through. Hang in there. I remember getting that down when I was in my 20’s and it sucked. I like music at times like that.
I always just resorted to heavily pixelated porn. It basically doubles the blindness quotient. Eventually, everything seems pixelated. Still no hair on my palms, though, so there’s that.
kinnath
on December 13, 2020 at 7:39 pm
If anyone cares, 12 gauge 00 Buckshot in stock online
Looking at the pics they just look like excess ballots. I’m all in on the stolen election thing but the simplest explanation may be the most likely.
Sean
on December 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm
I have no comment either way. Just shitposting.
I’m still firmly team Trump though.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 8:15 pm
I’m firmly in the “it was stolen” camp and moreover it didn’t take some “grand conspiracy” either, just commitment from lots of individual Dems working in lockstep as they always do. And thus nearly impossible to prove.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 8:20 pm
Pretty much this. It never ceases to amaze and demoralize me how easily people will fall into lockstep with each other with zero thought. No conspiracies needed, just people doing what people do. It takes a monumental amount of willpower to break way from doing it, even for seemingly intelligent people, so most people don’t even come close.
It wouldn’t surprise me if it ever came out that they coordinated it from the top, but I agree that it’s more likely structured like terror cells. People meet at non-profits. They learn skills from one another. They happen to volunteer at the same precinct, and it’s game on.
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm
“Unfortunately, Twitter is blocking this tweet.”
Of course.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 8:10 pm
Worked for me.
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 8:20 pm
Hmm, me too. I guess everything is fake news now.
kinnath
on December 13, 2020 at 9:03 pm
Still in shrink wrap.
The single sheet in the one photograph was not filled in.
Looks like excess ballots.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 8:01 pm
I don’t remember if I announced it here, but the wife and I welcomed the newest little shitlady to the shitfamily. We both look forward to teaching her how to oppress people with freedom and she’s got me totally wrapped around her tiny, adorable finger.
Also, Tejicano, if you happen to pop in, based on some of your recent posts I wonder if we work in similar areas. If you want, feel free to contact me (if the mods would be so kind as to give him my email).
Congratulations! I hope you are getting some semblance of sleep.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 8:06 pm
Thanks. It’s not been too bad. The wife and I do a kind of split shift to give each of us bigger blocks of time to sleep.
Fourscore
on December 13, 2020 at 8:57 pm
You just made your parents happy older people. Don’t let them see the child for a few years, Grandmas don’t like to give them back.
Congrats to you and especially Mrs Mustang, she did the labor.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 9:37 pm
She’s intense. 8 hours of “labor” and only 30 minutes of actual pushing while I stood around. She teaches some fitness classes though.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 9:40 pm
Oh, and the grandparents won’t get to see her for almost a year because of travel restrictions. We hate every second of it. It breaks our hearts that they don’t get to see their first grandkid at their youngest. There aren’t enough words to describe my hatred for the panicmongers.
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 8:07 pm
Grats! I love babies, but they all grow up to be insolent teenagers, some even start 5 years too early.
Fourscore
on December 13, 2020 at 8:59 pm
Insolent adults, too, if we did our jobs properly.
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 8:08 pm
Congrats!
Sean
on December 13, 2020 at 8:13 pm
Congrats
DEG
on December 13, 2020 at 8:14 pm
Congratulations!
Tundra
on December 13, 2020 at 9:06 pm
Shitladies are the best.
Congrats, Mustang!
You should come around more often, dude!
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 9:38 pm
Thanks. I’ve been trying to stay unplugged a bit just because the news sucks, but I do circile around here a couple times a week to read day-old comments.
Tundra
on December 13, 2020 at 10:18 pm
I understand.
However, this group of crazy assholes actually keeps me from losing my mind.
Good luck with the little chick. I’m really happy for you and mom.
Chafed
on December 13, 2020 at 9:21 pm
That’s fantastic. Congratulations. I have 2 of them and wouldn’t trade for anything.
I don’t care for either team. But there is a historical rival in the family. One faction supports Pittsburgh. The other supports Baltimore. That one is my father so by default I will take any team playing against Pittsburgh.
There is another faction that supports the Washington Football Team Redskins. I used to default to that because of geography but then they cucked and changed the name. Carolina is my team now. But I am not serious about it anyway. Football is just something I put on in the background.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 8:45 pm
Football is just something I put on in the background.
Pretty much.
creech
on December 13, 2020 at 8:58 pm
Eagles/Saints. Any given Sunday.
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 9:00 pm
Now they’re the New Orleans Niggas. Saints was offensive to atheists.
Rebel Scum
on December 13, 2020 at 8:19 pm
*sips reasonably priced chardonnay*
Nah, I’m good.
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 8:23 pm
Is the box nice?
Rebel Scum
on December 13, 2020 at 8:37 pm
The carton is ok but has no secondary uses that I am aware of.
Tres Cool
on December 13, 2020 at 8:22 pm
| Now you say something.
Fine- oodles of noodles make poodles jump der strudel
Count Potato
on December 13, 2020 at 8:26 pm
Is that gaijin ramen?
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 8:33 pm
Is that the whole Kit and Kaboodle?
Yusef drives a Kia
on December 13, 2020 at 8:39 pm
Enough with the Falderal! No Hoopla!
sit in your designated space and drink your Soma!
Indeed, the failings of liberal democracy since the end of the Cold War lie squarely in the donut hole of the Democratic Party in particular and liberalism in general. This donut hole emerges from what one might call the “cosmological emptiness” of the Democratic Party’s organization and program, and of its governing principles and ideology.
What do I mean by this somewhat grandiose term? By cosmological emptiness, I am referring to the absence of any animating set of principles and beliefs about human nature, history, society and politics which is grounded in the mystery of creation itself. Say what one will about the take-no-prisoners, animal energy of the Trump insurgency, with its play to the darkest impulses of its religious and rural bases. Christian conservatives within the Republican Party take that mystery seriously, and have articulated and organized a coherent strategy that fully exploits its subdural power.
If we could only figure out how to care about the world the way those morally-defective deplorables do, we could rule the world.
If relativism signifies contempt for fixed categories and those who claim to be the bearers of objective immortal truth, then there is nothing more relativistic than Fascist attitudes and activity. From the fact that all ideologies are of equal value, we Fascists conclude that we have the right to create our own ideology and to enforce it with all the energy of which we are capable.
Chafed
on December 13, 2020 at 11:19 pm
No, sorry. I know that was a broad question. It’s something like all for the state, nothing outside the state, all within the state. I’m sure I mangled it.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 9:35 pm
Meh, you don’t have to be “religious” or “rural” to notice the complete lack of understanding of human nature coming from the Dems.
Chin-stroke harder, dude.
Mustang
on December 13, 2020 at 9:44 pm
Probably because if they coalesced into a set of principles it’d look remarkably similar to the tenants of Naziism.
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 10:06 pm
OOOHHH! Trump took us to the dark side! Those damn Christians love some dark ideology too! Fucking hacks. Trump did nothing that can be called the “dark side” He cut taxes and regulations, he started exactly zero new wars and did some real winding down of the existing ones, he made progress on M/E peace and got us out of some really shitty deals. He exposed the alphabets as the partisan hacks they truly are and let the legacy media hang themselves. Not a lot of dark side impulses in any of what he actually did, that I can see.
blackjack
on December 13, 2020 at 10:10 pm
In contrast, the left embraced anti-semitism, burned down a bunch of cities, killed a few people just for being conservative, lied, cheated and stole to stop Trump, embraced book burning censorship and desperately want to start up a few new wars. Collectively, they have lost their freaking minds if they think they have the high road here. Darkest impulses aptly describes the left, not Trump.
They’re zealots for all things evil. Zealotry in and of itself can cause you to do evil, even when you’re a zealot for big G Good. These ghouls are zealots for big E Evil, and the zealotry amplifies their badness.
rhywun
on December 13, 2020 at 10:36 pm
Not a lot of dark side impulses in any of what he actually did, that I can see.
Well, except for appointing DeVos to rubber-stamp rape-bros and unleash a holocaust against trans kids.
Nothing a little bit of strong arm politicking can’t resolve.
Chafed
on December 13, 2020 at 11:25 pm
I think the strong arm would have to come from the state. It’s usually in the form of telling insurers with multiple lines they have to keep writing business liability if they want to keep offering their other lines too.
Some insurers pull out because they don’t have the other lines. Some conclude, on the whole, it isn’t worth it. Some stay but rates go up. It could be substantial.
I’m glad to have managed to reset my sleep schedule that this is in fact morning and not some odd corner of a wakeful span, or worse, the middle of a sleep period.
Gender Traitor
on December 14, 2020 at 5:39 am
I was lucky that I didn’t screw up mine by having a fancy coffee while we were out Saturday evening, nor by taking a nap late yesterday afternoon.
So far (knock wood) this month – one of my usual Hell months at work – hasn’t been bad at all. I’m even caught up on dealing with returned mail. I’m sure I’ll get a bunch more today. Overall, I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
I wanted to ask if you figured out what extracurricular activity has been confirmed for Donny Colfax at Leyden Academy. If you do (or can’t) figure it out, send me an email, since the key piece of information is in an as yet unpublished story, and I don’t want to spoil things for other Glibs by discussing details.
Gender Traitor
on December 14, 2020 at 5:52 am
I’ll go back and refresh my alleged memory, since I’ve read at least two full books in the last couple of weeks (including a prequel to The Hunger Games that I didn’t know existed until I went Christmas shopping in the neighborhood new/used bookstore.) That’s in the JR file you sent me, correct?
It goes the show the ephemeral nature of the notifications I get that of the ~1500 emails I got in one week’s vacation, I only need to sift through 115 of them, some of which will still not need action on my part.
rhywun
on December 14, 2020 at 6:34 am
Yeah, I get hundreds a day from one stupid job that’s not even on my radar.
Unlike everyone else I work with, I actually try to keep on top of my email. It’s comical when my boss shows his desktop because he has like 95,000 unread emails in his inbox and a bunch of subfolders with thousands of unread mails in each of those too.
TARDis
on December 14, 2020 at 5:42 am
Got an FNG today. Kid’s got some work experience, but he doesn’t even look old enough to drink.
*Sigh. Takes meds*
Stinky Wizzleteats
on December 14, 2020 at 5:43 am
“Cornell Offers “Person Of Color”-Exemption For Flu Vaccine Requirement”
Will this hold true for the COVID vaccine? The Magic Eight Ball says “yes.”
Gender Traitor
on December 14, 2020 at 6:05 am
I’m casting about for my own exemption from the COVID shot, I’m hoping scarcity and a mostly “behind the scenes” job work in my favor, because I have a distinct lack of color.
Stinky Wizzleteats
on December 14, 2020 at 6:19 am
I don’t have a problem with the exemption, just the unequal treatment. Maybe keep some vague Warrenesque Native American family history in your pocket if nothing else works I guess.
rhywun
on December 14, 2020 at 6:28 am
I figured students of color were going to move to the head of the line for that one. I dunno; it’s hard to keep this stuff straight in my head.
l0b0t
on December 14, 2020 at 6:00 am
One of our new hires, a really nice 18 year old fellow who rides dirt-bike to work, found out I was once in Army and gushingly thanked me for my service. I hate that shit from all angles. The I find jingo-twanging patriotism off-putting at best, I’m troubled by the idea that paid warfighting is looked upon as noble and selfless, but most of all, my service consisted largely of rum, sodomy, and the lash drinking to excess, keeping my squad from being chewed out, and trying to bed ideologically addled co-eds from UC Santa Cruz. So… you’re welcome?
Stinky Wizzleteats
on December 14, 2020 at 6:07 am
It’s just some young guy trying to be nice and maybe ingratiate himself a little bit, he’ll wise up.
l0b0t
on December 14, 2020 at 6:12 am
Indeed. I wasn’t cross at him specifically, just the whole veneration of the military thing.
Plinker762
on December 14, 2020 at 6:10 am
Thank you for your service 😉
My greatest contribution was preventing an airman from paying for damage to a 40ft trailer by “loosing” the paperwork. Seemed stupid for some enlisted guy to pay when the pilots caused much more expensive damage to aircraft and weren’t held financially responsible.
rhywun
on December 14, 2020 at 6:29 am
Thanks for nothing.
Don escaped Two Corinthians
on December 14, 2020 at 6:30 am
My goal: trying to keep military equipment effect, robust, repairable, and cost-effective.
My contribution: none of the above . . . I’ve always worked for huge, stupid multi-nationals . . . so your truck sucks.
Would Garand approve of this X? No fucking way, buddy, but it’s profitable. Can you field-strip it and get it running again? Pffft . . . . abandon in theater and run like hell.
We’ve heard from one large ammo maker who doesn’t expect to catch up on their current backlog of orders for three years. You read that right, three years.
OK, now I’m a lil nervous. Three years?
TARDis
on December 14, 2020 at 6:52 am
When the Harris signs an EO implementing a common sense safety tax of $10 per round, the backlog should dry up pretty quick.
R C Dean
on December 14, 2020 at 6:56 am
“common sense safety tax of $10 per round”
The one that will be retroactive, for the children?
TARDis
on December 14, 2020 at 7:00 am
Of course.
If you can not afford it, you will be allowed to sell the ammo to the government for $0.05/$0.10 per round for pistol/assault rifle respectively, or it will be confiscated.
SOMETHING
!
But that’s not important right now.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Something!
Now you say something.
Am I being detained?!
Fuck off, Tulpa.
So you’re saying there’s a chance.
Juris Impudent is orgasmic….
That’s a horrible idea. It would be horrible if the Dems did it, and it would be just as horrible if the GOP does it.
Agreed. This is an ill thought out fantasy.
Uhhh…
Both the House and the Senate have to vote by simple majority to reject Electoral College votes.
There is no way the Democrat controlled House will throw out votes for Biden. There is no way the Republican (well, pending Georgia runoff) controlled Senate will throw out votes for Trump.
Qualcosa!
Rhywbeth!
Biden To Introduce New Medal Of Honor For Bravery In Journalism
“Listen, Jack, we gotta award the journalists who did brave things like stood there and let the president say mean stuff,” Biden said in a speech from The Office of the President-Elect, which looked suspiciously like a basement, Friday evening. “We give these reporters the highest honor for their acts of valor. Some even had epic comebacks against the president on Twitter. Such bravery. Such honor.”
No one can say that the H/B administration won’t offer lots of humor, between the tears.
@jessinicoleb
Ayn Rand and Rand Paul walk into an unregulated bar. They leave Paul Ryan at home, because he’s an ass with no principles. The evening is uneventful, because poisoning your customers is disincentivized by the free market.
Relevant,
https://i1.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2020/12/IMG_0050.jpeg?resize=600%2C473&ssl=1
President Trump does coin toss at Army-Navy football game
Note the election disclaimer.
Also, ‘Would’ the girl that takes off her mask to take a pic with Trump in an apparent covid germ assassination attempt.
I’d follow her.
This kind of election disclaimer is on its own proof that the election was rigged and Biden will be nothing but a usurper when when they install him in the White House next month.
Biden doesn’t even know what day of the week it is. His handlers used him as a Stalking Horse to get Commiela in.
Chance Gardner is my wife’s nickname for Biden now.
They did start talking about him for a run at the presidency at the end of that movie, just as he was giving the illusion of walking on water.
That’s excellent. I may have to swipe that.
“As of December 8, states of certified election results making Joe Biden President-Elect”
YouTube, and parent company Google, are slimy, pathetic little bootlicking propagandists that I’m very glad I’ve made an effort to jettison from my life. Clearly I need to do even more.
So he wasn’t President-Elect before Dec 8 after all? Because I seem to recall contrary statements from the MSM and tech companies before that date.
*electors still have yet to cast their ballots
And those ballots have yet to be tallied. I know that “president-elect” is usually thrown around after the state by state poll of citizens in November, but there is not one until someone concedes and/or the technicalities of the constitutional process are fulfilled.
Additionally there is no fucking “Office of the President-elect”. But there is a full bore propaganda campaign around Sleepy Joe and Kameltoe.
You WILL accept the results as called by CNN and you will call him whatever they deem proper!
Even concession doesn’t matter if the EC still votes for him.
My work laptop helpfully installed the latest version of Edge with the latest mandatory reboot.
I immediately dumped Chrome, which was the company default browser.
Edge is actually pretty decent.
I’m shocked MS built a decent browser. Is Bing its search engine?
It copied my settings from Chrome where I had DDG as the search engine.
Oh, and I was able to install an adblocker which was prohibited in my work Chrome. W00t!
I can’t imagine the brain-dead suits who decided that the worker bees shouldn’t be allowed to block ads.
PS. I can’t comment on Bing since I’ve almost never used it, but I do believe it’s the default engine for Edge.
election disclaimer is on its own proof that the election was rigged
It is propaganda that can be identified by anyone who knows anything about the electoral system. The trouble is that the government education system keeps most people ignorant.
made an effort to jettison from my life.
///MeToo. I have pretty much shifted to Bitchute for most of my political-junkie content. But there are not a lot of movie clips or cat videos there so . . . YouTube will likely remain in my life. But I am not using Google as much as possible.
Blow me.
Slutty Sunday sez SOMETHING.
https://archive.li/SFO8k
1 and done. Though 24 is GlibFit.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpEJfUXWMAEVRuI.jpg
LOL
Some people
didsaid something.—Ilhan Omar
Going to have a shitty Monday. A bunch of minions have managed to get themselves Rona’d out for two weeks. How convenient, right before Christmas. With my luck, I’ll get it Christmas Eve and it will kick my ass or kill me. Fuck me.
Ugh. Sorry.
I’m pretty sure I have it. I can’t taste anything, even beer. Imma try and get a test on Monday to tell for sure. Supposed to go back to work on Tuesday, but I’ll probably be out two weeks now. Pisses me off because I’ve been working on getting a transfer to a much closer airport and finally got them to agree to put it up, open to the whole city. That means I gotta be first to apply and the only way to see it first is to be there in person. I might be applying up to two weeks later. Thank dogs it came after T/G. Still gonna miss out on Xmas dinner, though.
Well, don’t comment here until you’re cleared. Wouldn’t want to catch it over the ‘tubes.
It’s OK, I have a diaper hanging from the shifter in my car. It’s doing just as much good as if I were wearing it right now.
Our policy if is you have symptoms 10 day stay at home from onset. Positive test = 14 days from result. #nevergettested
if is? Whatever.
I’ve been getting the test at work, because it’s free and they have been just rubber stamping everyone negative so far. The last one, on Wednesday, gave a positive to the parts guy. They sent all three part’s guys home and made me record my temps, twice a day for 14 days. That was Thursday. Friday night, I lost my sense of smell and taste. I had congestion, but it seems to have cleared overnight. I need a test because I gotta use sick time unless I have the vid. I don’t have 14 days worth, so I’ll have to use VC for a chunk. I have enough to cover that, but I’d rather just get it comped completely. Oh, and, If is indeed.
The problem is that half of them tested negative, but their kids didn’t. It’s bullshit. It used to be, “I feel like shit. I need a sick day.” Okay, take a day or two or three. That was fine. I’ve sent people home for coming in sick. I’ve even threatened people with documentation. “You give anyone the flu, fucker, I’ll write you up. You have sick days for a reason, use them.”
Nowadays, it’s my third cousin tested positive I after I had sex with her/him. Okay, you’re out for 10-14 days. What great protocols we have.
Sorry.
Officially my new party trick if anyone needs a beer opened
Neat. But I’d rather watch her bend over to get one out of the fridge. There is a reason the beer goes on the bottom shelf.
North Korea inspired by Gavin Newsome.
Got a lot dusty seeing those little kids standing in the window. Criminal to see kids treated that way
Yeah, I should’ve handled that introduction differently. I regret that. It is a dusty video.
Fucking brutal.
Thanks, BP.
Making matzo balls. When the box said “roll into approximately one inch balls” I probably should have paid attention. Because it didn’t say they would greatly expand. Some of these guys are like the size of small oranges now.
We could have told you that, but did you ask for our help?
No. ?
Way to (((mother))) him. 🙂
The biggest balls of them all?
I’ve always been partial to this non politically correct AC/DC number.
https://youtu.be/62OxFo4cZWI
I think I got a magic touch!
That’s a good one. Thanks
Closest thing to a Jewish deli around here makes them that large. Basically one in a puddle of broth. And it’s still good!
Chocolate, salty balls.
When (((we))) give you instructions it’s for your own good.
Heh. They came out decent anyway – even the gigantic orange-sized ones. Could use more spice or something next time.
I used them to replace noodles with some leftover stroganoff. Yummy.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpJCLieW4AwNhye.jpg
Libertarian moment?
What the—? Unauthorized use of Pineapples?!
Yes
GO BILLS!
LOL!
I’m rooting for the Bills tonight, and for sure the Browns tomorrow.
It will be fun to shake up the playoffs a bit, get some perennial also-rans in there!
Too bad the Bills and Browns rarely play each other.
RIP Ben Gazarra, one of my favorite character actors.
-1 Jackie Treehorn
Go Bills!
In positive news, got a call from a friend of mine who invited me over to watch the game tomorrow night. We will be violating the curfew order and cheering for the Browns.
Now you say something.
I got nuthin.
Amazon Prime has starred streaming Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Extreme_Elimination_Challenge
It’s a redubbed Japanese challenge game show. It’s dubbed with English wisecracking and sexual innuendo. The Japanese game show is a obstacle course challenge from the 1980’s. The little protections for the participants is hilarious as are the juvenile commentary.
Excellent, just started it now
Right you are Tulip.
No connection. Honest.
Watching The Gorgon (1967) starring Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, and most importantly, Barbara Shelley.
Is that a Hammer film?
Yep. Bought the Blu-ray collection. Lots of stuff I’ve never seen before. Plus some old favorites.
A good friend of mine is a member of the Bach Choir of Bethlehem. Each year they perform a Christmas concert, and with the circumstances of this year, they have produced their very first virtual Christmas concert. I hope you enjoy it.
Concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgqJEjbpbY8
Program: https://bach.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Xmas_PROGRAM-LR_FNL.pdf
Michael S. Schmidt of the New York Times reports that Cleveland will announce a new team name this winter. (MLB)
The Cleveland Covids.
The Steamers?
The Cleveland Baseball Team.
C’mon America. If we work hard, we can remove every reference to those people from our culture.
Probably the Spiders.
Goodbye baseball fandom.
/has several Chief Wahoo shirts.
Wow what a weak ass name. That fucking blows.
It’s at least got some history.
It’s not a terrible name. Bit odd.
K S, Never heard of a brown recluse? They aren’t especially big, but I’ve heard of healthy guys having a month-long stay in the hospital after getting bit.
What about the White Sox, or the Red Sox? What’s fear-inducing about them other than how bad they’d smell after a double header? Orioles? Angels?
Spiders would be a perfectly cromulent name, even if I disagree with the SJW reasoning which makes it “necessary”.
The Cleveland Burning Rivers
The KneeTakers. They don’t win, but they start many conversations.
Adding insult to injury for Indians fans:
MLB rumors: Indians’ Francisco Lindor is a ‘fit’ for Yankees, but other trade partners loom
Meh. Most of us knew that Lindor wasn’t going to be with the team next year. This past season was the last grasp before we go into another rebuilding cycle.
I feel your pain. The Tigers’ general manager has pretty much come out and said that the Tigers are not really going to be trying to win yet this year.
I’ve been watching the Indians since the 80’s, I’ve suffered through worse, and there were at least a couple of great runs in there. I’m going to guess that this song is going to be cancelled as well now.
The Las Vegas Indians
Am I doing it right?
LOL
Hey, Commodious. Saw what you were going through. Hang in there. I remember getting that down when I was in my 20’s and it sucked. I like music at times like that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5isS9JQKM
I always just resorted to heavily pixelated porn. It basically doubles the blindness quotient. Eventually, everything seems pixelated. Still no hair on my palms, though, so there’s that.
If anyone cares, 12 gauge 00 Buckshot in stock online
https://www.outdoorlimited.com/shotgun-ammo/12-gauge-ammo/?cid=635&search_text=&per_row=20&sortBy=8&mode=list
But why? Beijing Joe’s gonna take all yer guns away.
Not your shotgun. You can fire both barrels at the sky and scare ’em off.
Including the ones I took on the unfortunate canoe trip? O my Gosh!
Etwas.
The cool kids just say ‘was’.
wirklich.
https://worthypolitics.com/attorney-lin-wood-with-a-new-bombshell-there-are-boxes-of-georgia-mail-ballots-hidden-in-warehouse-in-fulton-county-many-shipped-from-arizona/
Looking at the pics they just look like excess ballots. I’m all in on the stolen election thing but the simplest explanation may be the most likely.
I have no comment either way. Just shitposting.
I’m still firmly team Trump though.
I’m firmly in the “it was stolen” camp and moreover it didn’t take some “grand conspiracy” either, just commitment from lots of individual Dems working in lockstep as they always do. And thus nearly impossible to prove.
Pretty much this. It never ceases to amaze and demoralize me how easily people will fall into lockstep with each other with zero thought. No conspiracies needed, just people doing what people do. It takes a monumental amount of willpower to break way from doing it, even for seemingly intelligent people, so most people don’t even come close.
We’re social animals, with built in tribalism.
It wouldn’t surprise me if it ever came out that they coordinated it from the top, but I agree that it’s more likely structured like terror cells. People meet at non-profits. They learn skills from one another. They happen to volunteer at the same precinct, and it’s game on.
“Unfortunately, Twitter is blocking this tweet.”
Of course.
Worked for me.
Hmm, me too. I guess everything is fake news now.
Still in shrink wrap.
The single sheet in the one photograph was not filled in.
Looks like excess ballots.
I don’t remember if I announced it here, but the wife and I welcomed the newest little shitlady to the shitfamily. We both look forward to teaching her how to oppress people with freedom and she’s got me totally wrapped around her tiny, adorable finger.
Also, Tejicano, if you happen to pop in, based on some of your recent posts I wonder if we work in similar areas. If you want, feel free to contact me (if the mods would be so kind as to give him my email).
Congratulations! I hope you are getting some semblance of sleep.
Thanks. It’s not been too bad. The wife and I do a kind of split shift to give each of us bigger blocks of time to sleep.
You just made your parents happy older people. Don’t let them see the child for a few years, Grandmas don’t like to give them back.
Congrats to you and especially Mrs Mustang, she did the labor.
She’s intense. 8 hours of “labor” and only 30 minutes of actual pushing while I stood around. She teaches some fitness classes though.
Oh, and the grandparents won’t get to see her for almost a year because of travel restrictions. We hate every second of it. It breaks our hearts that they don’t get to see their first grandkid at their youngest. There aren’t enough words to describe my hatred for the panicmongers.
Grats! I love babies, but they all grow up to be insolent teenagers, some even start 5 years too early.
Insolent adults, too, if we did our jobs properly.
Congrats!
Congrats
Congratulations!
Shitladies are the best.
Congrats, Mustang!
You should come around more often, dude!
Thanks. I’ve been trying to stay unplugged a bit just because the news sucks, but I do circile around here a couple times a week to read day-old comments.
I understand.
However, this group of crazy assholes actually keeps me from losing my mind.
Good luck with the little chick. I’m really happy for you and mom.
That’s fantastic. Congratulations. I have 2 of them and wouldn’t trade for anything.
Congratulations
Congratulations!
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/IOXmOTCiTmmBtk0pTAGL_g.VgS2RQuoFPpzaSWfcPY7zn
Picked up a PA made rye today. I’ll try it tomorrow.
I’m watching an AFC game I couldn’t care who wins, and going to mix another bacardi, anyone want anything?
You got any straight 100 proof whiskey I can sip on?
I can drink pretty much anything except whiskey.
Since you don’t care, please root against Pittsburgh kthxbai
One should always root against Pittsburgh.
That INT didn’t help.
:/
Yeah, this is… uninspiring.
OK 🙂
So doing.
I don’t care for either team. But there is a historical rival in the family. One faction supports Pittsburgh. The other supports Baltimore. That one is my father so by default I will take any team playing against Pittsburgh.
There is another faction that supports the Washington
Football TeamRedskins. I used to default to that because of geography but then they cucked and changed the name. Carolina is my team now. But I am not serious about it anyway. Football is just something I put on in the background.Pretty much.
Eagles/Saints. Any given Sunday.
Now they’re the New Orleans Niggas. Saints was offensive to atheists.
*sips reasonably priced chardonnay*
Nah, I’m good.
Is the box nice?
The carton is ok but has no secondary uses that I am aware of.
| Now you say something.
Fine- oodles of noodles make poodles jump der strudel
Is that gaijin ramen?
Is that the whole Kit and Kaboodle?
Enough with the Falderal! No Hoopla!
sit in your designated space and drink your Soma!
Soma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHLDcJ7dVSQ
Mind Ye Olde Shoppe, kids. I’m off to work
Night Shift !
Hopefully Ill have a cold beer in my hand around 06.30h
Why are they all wearing Russian hats?
Night shift?
I’m an idea guy, Chuck!
Oh, fuck that Kornacki guy.
A lot of talking in circles, but he’s almost there.
https://www.salon.com/2020/12/13/why-the-democrats-failed-again-on-the-cosmological-emptiness-of-liberalism/
Indeed, the failings of liberal democracy since the end of the Cold War lie squarely in the donut hole of the Democratic Party in particular and liberalism in general. This donut hole emerges from what one might call the “cosmological emptiness” of the Democratic Party’s organization and program, and of its governing principles and ideology.
What do I mean by this somewhat grandiose term? By cosmological emptiness, I am referring to the absence of any animating set of principles and beliefs about human nature, history, society and politics which is grounded in the mystery of creation itself. Say what one will about the take-no-prisoners, animal energy of the Trump insurgency, with its play to the darkest impulses of its religious and rural bases. Christian conservatives within the Republican Party take that mystery seriously, and have articulated and organized a coherent strategy that fully exploits its subdural power.
If we could only figure out how to care about the world the way those morally-defective deplorables do, we could rule the world.
The existential cynicism is dripping from that article. Nothing can be done or believed or felt for its own sake. Everything is a power struggle.
What’s the Mussolini quote I’m looking for?
This one?
No, sorry. I know that was a broad question. It’s something like all for the state, nothing outside the state, all within the state. I’m sure I mangled it.
Meh, you don’t have to be “religious” or “rural” to notice the complete lack of understanding of human nature coming from the Dems.
Chin-stroke harder, dude.
Probably because if they coalesced into a set of principles it’d look remarkably similar to the tenants of Naziism.
OOOHHH! Trump took us to the dark side! Those damn Christians love some dark ideology too! Fucking hacks. Trump did nothing that can be called the “dark side” He cut taxes and regulations, he started exactly zero new wars and did some real winding down of the existing ones, he made progress on M/E peace and got us out of some really shitty deals. He exposed the alphabets as the partisan hacks they truly are and let the legacy media hang themselves. Not a lot of dark side impulses in any of what he actually did, that I can see.
In contrast, the left embraced anti-semitism, burned down a bunch of cities, killed a few people just for being conservative, lied, cheated and stole to stop Trump, embraced book burning censorship and desperately want to start up a few new wars. Collectively, they have lost their freaking minds if they think they have the high road here. Darkest impulses aptly describes the left, not Trump.
They’re zealots for all things evil. Zealotry in and of itself can cause you to do evil, even when you’re a zealot for big G Good. These ghouls are zealots for big E Evil, and the zealotry amplifies their badness.
Well, except for appointing DeVos to rubber-stamp rape-bros and unleash a holocaust against trans kids.
Thank you, Rhywun.
What’d I do now?
Bills beat the Stillers.
And in splendid fashion!
Indeedie. That was an enlivening game.
Yeah, it took a while but it finally kicked into gear.
Cool. I’m happy to take credit for that. 🙂
Full confession: I don’t dislike the Stillers. There are any number of teams I would root for them over.
But not my Bills.
This may be a problem for Portland.
https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2020/12/13/for-some-strange-reason-insurers-no-longer-want-to-cover-businesses-in-portland/
Nothing a little bit of strong arm politicking can’t resolve.
I think the strong arm would have to come from the state. It’s usually in the form of telling insurers with multiple lines they have to keep writing business liability if they want to keep offering their other lines too.
Some insurers pull out because they don’t have the other lines. Some conclude, on the whole, it isn’t worth it. Some stay but rates go up. It could be substantial.
When you’ve lost Joe Scarborough…
Just an opportunity for the city to create their own municipal insurance corp.
https://archive.li/pBOmm/287e7430a7399ffd9a210fd19fcedf5d55150135.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/5bM0t/c359e2253108cb3cbab176586f609fffd4ebcf83.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/KLLEA/9e399a310a727ba5aed0ba2b7ea922c91d6cac70.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/ezJ6I/dbab1467df3d1380e5ea9182ee2070cfd0a4c17b.jpg
NSFW.
I’ll take #2 and #4, both, yummy
All realsies. Festus Like!
It’s Sunday so I declare 2 and 3 GlibFit.
https://cdn.sex.com/images/pinporn/2019/08/11/21625240.jpg?width=620&site=sex&user=jasonh007
NSFW
https://cdn.sex.com/images/pinporn/2012/10/03/642024.jpg?width=620&site=sex&user=ihs
NSFW
https://cdn.sex.com/images/pinporn/2013/05/17/2688239.jpg?width=620&site=sex&user=maverick99
NSFW, but oh so Glib-ready
403 forbidden, WTF is that?
All 3 gave me a 403 error. It’s too bad because Glibs After Dark was promising.
It was a well armed black girl with boobs. Not sure why that one couldn’t be viewed. 🙁
Try this:
https://cdni.pornpics.com/1280/5/32/34247882/34247882_008_909e.jpg
Somebody’s trying to tell us something.
https://cdn.sex.com/images/pinporn/2020/04/27/22936182.jpg?width=300
NSFW
Courtesy of iowahawkblog
https://twitter.com/bridgetphetasy/status/1336003870334414851?s=21
I want a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel just so I can name Oliver (or Olivia) Cromwell.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-5OX7CO26c
?
I will not be taking your stupid fucking vaccine, thank you very much.
Fuck off.
Drug Me
Also, good morning.
Mornin’
Time to get ready for work. *sigh*
Morning.
Good morning, gentlemen.
I’m glad to have managed to reset my sleep schedule that this is in fact morning and not some odd corner of a wakeful span, or worse, the middle of a sleep period.
I was lucky that I didn’t screw up mine by having a fancy coffee while we were out Saturday evening, nor by taking a nap late yesterday afternoon.
So far (knock wood) this month – one of my usual Hell months at work – hasn’t been bad at all. I’m even caught up on dealing with returned mail. I’m sure I’ll get a bunch more today. Overall, I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
I wanted to ask if you figured out what extracurricular activity has been confirmed for Donny Colfax at Leyden Academy. If you do (or can’t) figure it out, send me an email, since the key piece of information is in an as yet unpublished story, and I don’t want to spoil things for other Glibs by discussing details.
I’ll go back and refresh my alleged memory, since I’ve read at least two full books in the last couple of weeks (including a prequel to The Hunger Games that I didn’t know existed until I went Christmas shopping in the neighborhood new/used bookstore.) That’s in the JR file you sent me, correct?
The key detail is, yes, but it’s not designed to be obvious.
gentlemen?
Hey what about me???
*waves*
Oh, sure – you too, TARDy! : )
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/12/major-snowstorm-could-bring-10-to-15-inches-of-accumulation-midweek.html
Wednesday is gonna suck. ?
It goes the show the ephemeral nature of the notifications I get that of the ~1500 emails I got in one week’s vacation, I only need to sift through 115 of them, some of which will still not need action on my part.
Yeah, I get hundreds a day from one stupid job that’s not even on my radar.
Unlike everyone else I work with, I actually try to keep on top of my email. It’s comical when my boss shows his desktop because he has like 95,000 unread emails in his inbox and a bunch of subfolders with thousands of unread mails in each of those too.
Got an FNG today. Kid’s got some work experience, but he doesn’t even look old enough to drink.
*Sigh. Takes meds*
“Cornell Offers “Person Of Color”-Exemption For Flu Vaccine Requirement”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cornell-offers-person-color-exemption-flu-vaccine-requirement
Will this hold true for the COVID vaccine? The Magic Eight Ball says “yes.”
I’m casting about for my own exemption from the COVID shot, I’m hoping scarcity and a mostly “behind the scenes” job work in my favor, because I have a distinct lack of color.
I don’t have a problem with the exemption, just the unequal treatment. Maybe keep some vague Warrenesque Native American family history in your pocket if nothing else works I guess.
I figured students of color were going to move to the head of the line for that one. I dunno; it’s hard to keep this stuff straight in my head.
One of our new hires, a really nice 18 year old fellow who rides dirt-bike to work, found out I was once in Army and gushingly thanked me for my service. I hate that shit from all angles. The I find jingo-twanging patriotism off-putting at best, I’m troubled by the idea that paid warfighting is looked upon as noble and selfless, but most of all, my service consisted largely of
rum, sodomy, and the lashdrinking to excess, keeping my squad from being chewed out, and trying to bed ideologically addled co-eds from UC Santa Cruz. So… you’re welcome?It’s just some young guy trying to be nice and maybe ingratiate himself a little bit, he’ll wise up.
Indeed. I wasn’t cross at him specifically, just the whole veneration of the military thing.
Thank you for your service 😉
My greatest contribution was preventing an airman from paying for damage to a 40ft trailer by “loosing” the paperwork. Seemed stupid for some enlisted guy to pay when the pilots caused much more expensive damage to aircraft and weren’t held financially responsible.
Thanks for nothing.
My goal: trying to keep military equipment effect, robust, repairable, and cost-effective.
My contribution: none of the above . . . I’ve always worked for huge, stupid multi-nationals . . . so your truck sucks.
Would Garand approve of this X? No fucking way, buddy, but it’s profitable. Can you field-strip it and get it running again? Pffft . . . . abandon in theater and run like hell.
https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/palmetto-state-115gr-9mm-fmj-ammunition-639-for-1000-rounds/
OK, now I’m a lil nervous. Three years?
When the Harris signs an EO implementing a common sense safety tax of $10 per round, the backlog should dry up pretty quick.
“common sense safety tax of $10 per round”
The one that will be retroactive, for the children?
Of course.
If you can not afford it, you will be allowed to sell the ammo to the government for $0.05/$0.10 per round for pistol/assault rifle respectively, or it will be confiscated.