Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Obscene Glee edition

by | Dec 30, 2020 | Daily Links | 290 comments

41-Year-Old GOP Congressman-elect Dies of COVID-19

The story has been going around. I just put a link so that you can jump to the comments and watch Slaties touching themselves and groaning in pleasure that this poor guy died. And the ones hoping his wife dies too.

You stay classy, Slate.


 

Japanese Researchers Are Making Wooden Satellites Because We Have a Space Trash Problem 

Floating around the Earth is a bunch of satellites. Cool for GPS, monitoring weather patterns, and the internet—not so cool for space junk. This is why Sumitomo Forestry and Kyoto University are teaming up to create the world’s first wooden satellites by 2023.

You might think metal satellites burn up on re-entry, but as it turns out, it’s not that simple. “We are very concerned with the fact that all the satellites which re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere burn and create tiny alumina particles which will float in the upper atmosphere for many years,” Takao Doi, an astronaut and Kyoto University professor, told the BBC when speaking about the project. “Eventually it will affect the environment of the Earth.”

How delightfully twee. Japanese hipsters in sock-caps recycling barn wood into Wes Anderson satellites, Beatles covers playing in the background. Gwyneth Paltrow shits in it and off it goes on a bespoke rocket that runs on yarn.


 

Nurse suspended after stripping off PPE to have sex with COVID-19 patient

A male nurse in Indonesia has been suspended after admitting that he stripped off his personal protective equipment to have sex in a toilet with a man infected with COVID-19, according to reports.

“It is true that there has been a suspected incident of a same-sex relationship between a health worker and a COVID-19 patient at the Wisma Atlet Emergency Hospital,” said Asep Gunawan of the National Nurses Association.

He said the nurse “must follow legal processing,” the Indonesia Expat reported.

The incident in Jakarta came to light when the patient boasted about the romp on his Twitter account Friday, according to the UK’s Sun.

He uploaded a screenshot of WhatsApp messages between the horny couple — including details about lubricants and the size of their genitals, the news outlet reported.

The patient also posted an image of the nurse’s PPE lying on the floor as the pair got it on.

What’s worse, they danced on TikTok afterward.


 

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290 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Space termites?

    • Rebel Scum

      Tribbles.

      • DEG

        I’ll take the space termites.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Sarlacs, chewing on the power cables.

      • C. Anacreon

        Tribbles are born pregnant!

        Their bodies, their choice.

  2. leon

    :reads the first few lines of the Nurse story:

    :thousand yard stare:

  3. Ted S.

    I just put a link so that you can jump to the comments and watch Slaties touching themselves and groaning in pleasure that this poor guy died.

    That’s unity for you.

    • Chafed

      I didn’t last long in the comments. How this story somehow relates to Trump is beyond me. Yet, in Slateworld it’s yet another indictment of him. I’m confused.

      • kbolino

        Trump : COVID :: Bush : Katrina but on steriods

      • C. Anacreon

        And the guy apparently had a heart attack related to the covid treatment, it wasn’t the covid itself that got him.

  4. Count Potato

    “Details of the shocking incident, which could see both the nurse and the patient prosecuted under Indonesia’s anti-pornography laws, emerged after the patient boasted about the fling on social media…

    If convicted, the crime carries a sentence of up to 10 years each.”

    Yikes!

    • kbolino

      The kicker:

      “The patient was found to still be positive while the nurse tested negative, officials said.”

      • Gdragon

        So we can probably guess who was Tom Seaver and who was Johnny Bench then…

        (I know, I know, I’ll stop acting like I’m 12 😉 )

      • kbolino

        I’d WELL AKSHUALLY that it’s COVID-19 not AIDS but honestly nobody is acting that way so why bother with the midwit correction.

    • rhywun

      Indonesia, bruh.

      “Anti-pornography”. That’s a cute euphemism.

      • hayeksplosives

        They’re pretty hardcore anti-gay over there still, aren’t they? Prison, execution etc.

        IIRC, they even neutralized an opposition leader by spreading the rumor he was gay, and that led to imprisonment and torture at the very least.

        The guys in the story above we’re taking risks with their tryst, but COVID-19 was not the main risk.

      • rhywun

        That was Malaysia but the culture is very similar.

      • Tonio

        Apparently it’s not illegal, but still very much frowned upon.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      If you’re within 50 yards of someone who has covid when you die, that’s a covid death.

    • Chipwooder

      Damone: “No, I don’t have any Blue Oyster Cult. I ate 34 pairs last time, where were you?”

  5. hayeksplosives

    While campaigning in October, Letlow urged the governor to ease pandemic restrictions, saying, “We’re now at a place if we do not open our economy, we’re in real danger.”

    You can just see the smirk on the “author’s” face when he typed that part, as if to say “See what happens when you greedily want to reopen the economy? You brought this on yourself!”

    • DEG

      Yep.

      I’ll pass on reading the article. Reading the NH subreddit is bad enough.

  6. Rebel Scum

    According to FOX News he died of a heart attack.

    If you google him, there are dozens of headlines from Forbes, to The Daily Mail, to the WSJ. Every single one of them says he died of Covid-19.

    Except FOX.

    Isn’t that literally true? And these people still consider FNC a right-wing boogieman?

    • kbolino

      Real Journalism(TM) is repeating whatever the AP news wire tells you to print, apparently down to the headline.

      • Rebel Scum

        …Washington Post confirms.

  7. DEG

    What’s worse, they danced on TikTok afterward.

    Off with their heads.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    “We are very concerned with the fact that all the satellites which re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere burn and create tiny alumina particles which will float in the upper atmosphere for many years,” Takao Doi, an astronaut and Kyoto University professor, told the BBC when speaking about the project. “Eventually it will affect the environment of the Earth.”

    Isn’t this exactly what Bill Gates and the Lizard People want to do, to combat global warming?

    • DEG

      It’s different when they do it.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I thought the Lizard People were creating global warming.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So thats why we haven’t heard from our resident lizardfolk

      • kbolino

        The lizard people gave up and went home. This planet wasn’t worth conquering, too crazy.

      • kbolino

        They should get better at their gaslighting.

        Headline slug in the URL: girlfriend-nashville-bomber-warned-police-he-was-building-explosives

        Current Headline: Feds probing if Nashville bomber believed in lizard people conspiracy

        All the news that’s fit to constantly rewrite

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *Mr. Lizard (PBUH) nervously flits about the warming rock*

      • Swiss Servator

        Did anyone ever hear from him? I miss him (and Vhyrus, etc)

  9. The Late P Brooks

    The incident in Jakarta came to light when the patient boasted about the romp on his Twitter account Friday, according to the UK’s Sun.

    Self-selection. Bye.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Old school advice. You commit a crime two times. Once when you do it and once when you talk about it.

      Nowadays, don’t put it on the internet.

      • rhywun

        Seriously. WTF was he thinking? They don’t take kindly to your kind round those parts.

      • kbolino

        I doubt it was his first such post. It probably only got any attention because of the nurse/PPE/COVID aspect. Then the police had to “do something” to protect public morals once it got enough attention.

  10. hayeksplosives

    I keep having to remind myself that the pro-lockdown people (regular people, not politicians and elites) think that the economy is an area of life dealing with money and what-not, and that you can just take it or leave it according to personal choice.

    “I don’t follow sports. Not interested.”

    “The economy? Doesn’t interest me. Just send me a check.”

    They don’t understand that “the economy” is the name we give to denote the entirety of humans interacting with other humans.

    You’re in the economy whether you realize it or not.

    • Rebel Scum

      Come now. Next you will tell me that the market economy is just the innumerable and incalculable decisions made by individuals on a daily basis and cannot, in fact, be micromanaged by a small team of elites that know what is good for you.

    • Plisade

      The economy is the government handing out jobs and money to white folk.

    • Chafed

      Hey, I resemble that remark!

      • dontreadonme

        That was awesome.

      • hayeksplosives

        Good stuff.

        I’ve shared that link with a number of people who are starting to figure out that our current course as a country is not going to end well.

        Those 2 videos have changed some lives for the better.

  11. Rebel Scum

    From the AM links: Nah, fuck off.

    Make a difference right now by committing to stand with science and pledging to take the vaccine when it’s available. Show your support for science and your commitment to protecting others.

    Sciency but not the scientific method. SCIENCE!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Show me the science behind it then

      • rhywun

        They’re too busy erasing the science behind viruses.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So true.

    • hayeksplosives

      Going into engineering, I never thought I’d feel embarrassed about my chosen profession the way a lawyer or politician should.

      But now I’m in SCIENCE!! A once noble field that is now dumbed down and weaponized in furtherance of the enslavement of us serfs.

      Rest assured though; I’m sure that the civil engineers who were admitted to meet PoC and gender quota and who took Historical Studies in Mathematics instead of calculus have designed a perfectly good bridge there.

      Just drive on across it. It’s held together by hopes and dreams, and the consensus of the design reviewers was 7 to 2 in favor of the bridge being strong enough.

      • leon

        Rest assured though; I’m sure that the civil engineers who were admitted to meet PoC and gender quota and who took Historical Studies in Mathematics instead of calculus have designed a perfectly good bridge there.

        Blaming engineers for faulty constructions has a dangerously racist history in western civilization.

      • Brett L

        I mean we already count the spreadsheet wizards in Industrial as “real” engineers. Might as well just sell out and have poetry engineering.

      • Brett L

        i-ngineers?

        I’m having a little fun. For whatever reason, when I went to school, the EE were the biggest nerds, followed by us in ChemE, then the ME (probably because they got to do cool shit with cars and rockets), then Civil, then Industrial.

        Given my struggles with PChem/quantum dynamics, I don’t think I could have cut it as an electrical engineer.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        We always ribbed the IE guys for not being real engineers. Mostly because a lot of people who washed out of the other engineering disciplines, but not hard enough to end up in the business school, usually ended up in IE. My brother took that exact track and now works at a big defense contractor.

        That said, it was always friendly ribbing because the IE guys usually ended up in management pretty quickly.

      • Brett L

        Exxxactly. The old joke, what does an ME call an IE after graduation? “Boss”

      • rhywun
      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Given my struggles with PChem/quantum dynamics, I don’t think I could have cut it as an electrical engineer.

        Likewise, I wouldn’t have done well as a ChemE. Reynolds numbers and thermodynamics and all that stuff was Greek to me.

      • hayeksplosives

        I started out as a chem E major because I loved high school chemistry: the anatomy of atoms and molecules, interaction of forces, etc.

        Then learned that Chen E was a lot of fluid flows and pipe pressures and snoresville (to me).

        So I switched to EE. And to this day I get to go back to the pure electromagnetic field theory and analysis to do nutty things with electrons.

        The engineering part is still a dream job; the dealing with parasite people is an unfortunate necessity.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I really wanted to take almost every class in the ECE program. All fascinating stuff.

      • Not Adahn

        Aerospace Engineering truism: You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to be a rocket scientist.

      • pistoffnick

        I work with quite a few aerospace engineers.

        They seem both brilliant and dumb at the same time. Lots of book learnin’ but very little common sense.

      • pan fried wylie

        Being a brain surgeon doesn’t hurt, though.

      • C. Anacreon

        Actually, in med school, we’d joke that the neurosurgeons (brain surgeons in popular culture) weren’t rocket scientists. But you could be assured they could make a damn nice birdhouse in their home shop. Great technicians, but there’s not a lot of brainy parts in cutting and sewing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “I used to not be able to spell engineer, now I are on.”

      • Brett L

        Just drive on across it. It’s held together by hopes and dreams, and the consensus of the design reviewers was 7 to 2 in favor of the bridge being strong enough.

        Also, you realize this is lifted directly from Ayn Rand, right? When they drill the world’s longest train tunnel that doesn’t need ventilation and everyone on the first train to attempt it dies.

      • zwak

        “But it’s corrupt at its core. Everybody’s lying to everybody. You think white people don’t know mediocrity when they see it? You think they don’t know they’re deferring to undeveloped people out of some kind of etiquette or hope of absolution? What do you think they really think? You think they don’t know thuggery when they see it? You think what’s going on in Philadelphia right now, that people are not sitting there seeing this is barbarity? You think they don’t know barbarity when they see it?”
        – Glenn Lowry.

        Glenn Lowry is a Black economics prof at one of the ivys, and here is the conversation that that quote comes from.
        https://quillette.com/2020/11/19/victimhood-or-development/

        The whole thing is really good, I heartily recommend it.

    • kbolino

      Pfizer/Moderna = Science all of a sudden?

      If only Monsanto had been smart enough to come up with a probably pointless vaccine instead of feeding the world, they would’ve been loved instead of hated.

    • rhywun

      Not wading into this one. So, so tiresome.

      • kbolino

        Every time a story is made about race instead of whatever it is actually about, it fuels a desire for segregation. If you can’t report violations, or take defensive actions, when a person of another race, ethnicity, creed, etc. is involved, then you will only want to live near people like yourself.

  12. Ownbestenemy

    We had a send off to my boss today. Even though she said I don’t want any fanfare. I tried to honor that with not showing up.

    She is the reason I got my job and my advancements and…wait for it…actual merit based raises in the government. She always hated the automatic raise bullshit and never recommended anyone for a raise if all they did was their jobs.

    One of the very few FedGovs that tried to xome in severly under budget cause she knew baseline budgetting is a crock.

    • Brett L

      I assume even in Boston, you can live a nice life in a home with $4M homes.

    • slumbrew

      Lots of people. Harvard Med School professors, like her mom, for one.

      I used live down the street from that Beacon Hill place. It’s an awesome neighborhood, steps from the river.

  13. Rebel Scum

    There wasn’t an audience when my balls dropped either.

    Like so many other time-honored traditions, New York City’s customary New Year’s Eve celebrations have gone out the window this year because of the pandemic.

    For the first time in more than a century, crowds will not flock to Times Square on Dec. 31. But there will still be ways to celebrate — or to wish good riddance to a year that most would rather forget. Here’s what to know.

  14. rhywun

    As a candidate, Letlow urged residents in his district to abide by social distancing rules but, like many Americans, had his own lapses.

    Biden can’t come soon enough to save us.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Wonder if Salon has its pulse on the NY politico that shutdown the ice rinks but lets him and his buddies have all the ice time they want.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Real Journalism(TM) is repeating whatever the AP news wire tells you to print, apparently down to the headline.

    Speaking of Real Journalism, the Bozeman paper (site) has yet another inspirational tale of some public health heroine in a county with a smaller population than most of the buildings in mid town Manhattan who is just flat exasperated by those dumb hillbillies who don’t fall at her feet and worship her selfless devotion to telling them what to do.

    Those suicidal cretins don’t believe her when she says it’s the most contagious thing ever, for some reason.

    No link. You’re welcome.

    • wdalasio

      Let me guess, she moved there from LA or Denver or such? In her 40s? Because, of course, every protocol that may or may not make sense in a major metro area is perfectly applicable to rural Montana.

  16. Count Potato

    “Dawn Wells, best known as Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island, dies at 82 of COVID-19 complications

    ‘Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale’: Other than Tina Louise (center) – who played movie star Ginger Grant – Wells was the last surviving member of the cast of the legendary series, as they are seen on the show in 1996 with Bob Denver who played the titular role”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9100001/Dawn-Wells-best-known-Mary-Ann-Gilligans-Island-dies-82-COVID-19-complications.html

    • rhywun

      At this point, I’m not buying it. Especially at that age.

      • C. Anacreon

        Note these days it’s always “covid complications” rather than the disease itself. But they all still get counted as covid deaths, need to keep those numbers climbing, can’t reduce the panic levels.

    • leon

      Must have been the boogaloo bois that got em.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      One of those racist Boogaloo boys?

    • rhywun

      BREAKING: Somebody didn’t die of you-know-what but we’re gonna make that connection in your head anyway!

      FFS.

  17. leon

    I follow the Merriam Websters “Word of the Day”. They are generally terrible and not very good, but they have an easy interface for making it easy to get a notification every day. Noticed something about the last few days words of the day: Franchise, Suffrage, Constitution, Prerogative.

    Since we know that Websters is not beyond political chicanery… it makes you curious.

    • kbolino

      There was a solid window of time (a couple weeks, maybe a month) when seeing any result in Urban Dictionary would also tell you the “word of the day” was “Fuck Donald Trump”.

      It’s all about the clicks.

  18. Tonio

    BOC for the win!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      In retrospect I am glad they didn’t go with Purple Oyster Cult.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The twitteratti would be very confused. POC: Don’t Fear the Reaper would probably be interpreted as a threat.

      • Tonio

        [points, does Donald Sutherland shriek from “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”]

  19. hayeksplosives

    CA Rep Kevin Kiley posted this update in the Newsom recall effort:

    The longtime strategist for Gray Davis is advising Newsom to set up a “war council” to “scope out every person who’s identified with the recall” and “opposition research them.” The reporter translated this to mean: “Dig up dirt that can be smeared all over the enemy.”

    Newsom’s desperation has good cause. With two and half months to go, the Recall has already gathered more signatures than it took to qualify the Gray Davis Recall. Even the Davis strategist says there’s a 50/50 chance it will make the ballot.

    Incredibly, Newsom’s spokesman is now lashing out at the Recall as a misuse of time that could be spent “reopening schools and businesses.” The quickest way to reopen schools and businesses, of course, is to remove the Governor who’s arbitrarily closing them.

    That last paragraph takes the cake. Really, Gavin? You’re going to complain that the CA GOP is what’s keeping CA businesses closed?

    • leon

      CA goes red in 2028?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Just not the red you are thinking of

    • Brett L

      The quickest way is for the Governor to not use his power arbitrarily. The second quickest way is probably assassination, followed at third by recall. I suppose resignation in shame could make 3rd place, but that’s less likely than not using power or assassination.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Where does Sepukku fall into this?

      • Brett L

        Somewhere between assassination and resignation in shame?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I’ll buy the sword if somebody wants to pick up shipping.

      • Brett L

        You think his handlers let him anywhere near edged weapons or tools? I wouldn’t take that bet. He’d be like Rupricht in DRS.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Gavin! What did I tell you about running with katanas!

      • Ted S.

        Ask Budd Dwyer.

  20. Rebel Scum

    This is horrifying: CHILDREN OF THE GREAT RESET

    They will all grow up with compromised immune systems.

    • Brett L

      It looks like a mashup of The Wall and Brave New World.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That kid at the table eating alone…shit is sad

      • dontreadonme

        My son won’t talk about his experience at school. I can’t imagine my first year of highschool spent on video then in person then quarantined then video again. So fucked up.

      • Brett L

        OTOH, my eldest just skinned his elbow trying to chase down our neighbor who is riding one of those little motorcycle go-karts. And now he, his brother, and one of the younger neighbor boys are pretending (I assume, its been pretty cold) to taunt wasps in the backyard. The future is here, its just not evenly distributed. We’re still doing the past where gangs of roving neighbor kids go from yard to yard.

    • hayeksplosives

      Have I mentioned lately how much contempt I have for public elementary school teachers?

      They have a desire to control (that’s why they chose defenseless children to dominate) and COVID-19 has given them a taste of MOAR POWER.

      They will not relinquish it lightly.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is damn disturbing.

        Some tidbits heard on my teens’ classrooms:

        Teacher A diagnosed with cancer spends all instruction time telling her 15-16 year old students how the pain is unbearable.
        Teacher B has on several occasions, made overt comments that he wishes to die.
        Teacher C has yet to actually teach, instead has gone over how to submit homework and assignments (4 months into school)

        Teacher D…this one I wasn’t sure what to do. Kids were learning about ego, super ego, ID and it came upon the sexual aspects of it. The teacher initially glossed over it in what I thought was a proper fashion given the audience of 15-16 year olds. Then, the smartass son of mine asked “what do you mean ‘self-exploration'”.

        The teacher went on to describe his daughter, aged I am guessing younger than 10, and her ‘self exploration’ My son shut his computer down before he could hear anything beyond the teachers daughter on the couch with her hands down her pants.

        They are sick fuckers.

      • Raven Nation

        I find this navel-gazing online objectionable. I know I teach college which is somewhat easier than high school (or middle, or elementary), but I feel like I have some kind of leadership in the classroom (regardless of online or in person). And part of that is not spewing my concerns all over the students. Fucking stand up and be an adult. Cry on your colleagues shoulders if you have to, but don’t dump on the students.

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Fucking stand up and be an adult.”

        This is the issue at hand. In a school, they are insulated from the parents and can act no where near an adult while captivating their audience.

        Now that their capabilities are streamed into every home in the nation it is quite clear we have children teaching children — which you would think people can put two and two together to realize that, but they don’t.

    • Hyperion

      The horrifying thing is the entire agenda that the globalist stared many years ago. At first it was Agenda 2021, and then Agenda 2030, now it’s the Great Reset. It’s the exact same thing and the first goal is to reduce world population to 500K worldwide. From the current population of 7.5 billion.

      So, how do you reduce world population by 85%? Just let your imagination run wild. But one thin is for sure, it will involve murdering billions of people.

      If that is OK with you, get onboard. Otherwise…

      • Rebel Scum

        So, how do you reduce world population by 85%?

        WWIII with principal adversaries of the US and China goes nuclear?

  21. Ted S.

    Now that 30 minutes have passed:

    Bayern München news for Rhywun

    Bayern Munich star Thomas Muller is turning his attention to something other than football as he and his wife Lisa try to make a mint selling… horse semen.

    And the couple could become ‘horse sperm millionaires’, according to German newspaper Bild.

    Muller’s wife Lisa [is a] champion dressage rider so knows a thing or two about horses.

    • Brett L

      I’d be down with that as long as I don’t have to drink it or wear it.

    • leon

      Muller’s wife Lisa [is a] champion dressage rider so knows a thing or two about horses

      Probably not how i would want to be described, in an article about Horse Semen.

    • rhywun

      You’re strangely fascinated with my views on a team that I’m mostly indifferent to.

      • Ted S.

        I thought you were annoyed that they win all the time, and since I’m a fan by virtue of my relatives all coming from Bavaria (Dad’s cousins who came for my sister’s wedding back in ’88 were stunned that I knew who Franz Beckenbauer was), I figured I’d keep engaging in a little friendly ribbing.

      • rhywun

        😛

        Well, yeah, I am annoyed at that one thing. Otherwise I would probably be a fan because Bayern is my Heimat away from home. And München is wonderful.

  22. prolefeed

    Checklist for journalists – if you find yourself doing one or more of the following:

    1) Cheering on the death of a politician you know almost nothing about other than they are of a different political party

    2) Cheering for a virus killing people, and hoping it does more of the same

    and

    3) Knowingly padding the number of deaths attributable to that virus, because you want to improve its status

    Well, your moral compass might be slightly broken

    • Mojeaux

      your moral compass might be slightly broken

      Their definition of “moral” is beyond redemption.

      OBEY

      EXTERMINATE

  23. Hyperion

    “Japanese Researchers Are Making Wooden Satellites Because We Have a Space Trash Problem”

    Muh Astronomy!

    Well shit. We can’t send any more satellites into space, because it’s blockin muh view using this earth based inferior device.

    So fuck you if you need faster internet to, I dunno, work?

    Work is obsolete, get to your camps, because we luddites, using our earth based luddite instruments need to feel special, because we are!

    SCIENCE!

    • leon

      I sometimes wonder. If we start space mining, what would happen if we brought too much crap back to earth.

      • slumbrew

        It’d tip over.

        /Hank Johnson

      • leon

        Exactly, and that could be very dangerous for people who live in Austraila.

      • prolefeed

        If it is “too much”, the prices would drop and your marginal return per unit would go negative.

      • Hyperion

        Well, this requires some math. Exactly how much is too much?

        IOW, there is nothing to worry about.

      • kbolino

        Even with SpaceX etc. bringing down the cost to get to orbit and back again, it’s still way too expensive for mining anything. We’ll be mining the deep sea (more so than now) before we profitably mine an asteroid or planet.

      • Suthenboy

        I don’t think we have to worry about that anytime soon.

  24. Tonio

    “How delightfully twee. Japanese hipsters in sock-caps recycling barn wood into Wes Anderson satellites, Beatles covers playing in the background. Gwyneth Paltrow shits in it and off it goes on a bespoke rocket that runs on yarn.”

    [sheds single manly tear]

    That’s why I come to this website, for this sort of bile and spleen.

    • SP

      You want bile and spleen? Just wait until my poll tonight!

      TPTB nearly came to fisticuffs over the topic.

      • TARDis

        Is there a transcript?

      • Swiss Servator

        Lets just say there was many a denunciation, much questioning of sanity and personal hygiene, etc. It made the Pizza Wars look tame.

  25. Count Potato

    “CROSSFIRE 2020

    America is ablaze and divided. Half the nation rallies to support demoralized officers, and the other half demands reform or even disbanding the police.

    Where does the truth lie in the fog of media manipulation?

    WATCH NOW: https://crossfire.movie

    https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/1344098082825244672

    It doesn’t look like it can be downloaded though. I’m not watching a 2 hour movie on my computer screen.

    • leon

      Half the nation rallies to support demoralized officers, and the other half demands reform or even disbanding the police.

      IDK about demoralized. Looks like they were having fun smashing the peaceful protestors while allowing looters and rioters to go scott free. Oh and shutting down bars and restaurants.

      • rhywun

        I don’t wade into this issue much because I keep seeing over-exaggerated generalizations from both sides. But here in NYC they’re quitting in droves – which sounds like demoralized to me.

      • Mojeaux

        Who’s quitting in droves? Police officers?

      • rhywun

        Yes.

      • Sensei

        Yes. It’s actually mixed as for why.

        On one hand they can’t make appropriate arrests for political reasons. Here I sympathize.

        OTH, they also are being held accountable for abuses much more than the past. Here this is just a start to what needs to happen.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I guess I’m in the minority not worth mentioning. Y’know, the one who thinks policing should be reformed to suck less AND doesn’t buy into the woke bullshit.

      • slumbrew

        Among all the virtue-signalling stupid signs I see around here, I did see a nice break from the “Defund The Police” signs – “Demilitarize The Police”.

        I can actually get behind that.

      • Swiss Servator

        I wish those cops who are all Geardo’d up would just quit the police and enlist.

  26. DEG

    Wolf might lift restrictions Jan. 4th

    Gov. Tom Wolf will lift the temporary restrictions he has placed on Pennsylvania businesses on Monday, Jan. 4, the day the measures are set to expire.

    Citing a rise in coronavirus cases earlier this month, Wolf imposed temporary restrictions on a host of businesses, including a three-week ban on indoor dining at restaurants. Wolf also ordered the closure of entertainment venues, including casinos, theaters and concert halls. Retailers and most other businesses are restricted to 50% of indoor capacity. The governor also suspended high school and youth sports for that three-week period.

    All of those temporary measures will be lifted Jan. 4, Wolf said in a news conference Wednesday afternoon. Businesses and restaurants will still have some limits on occupancy that were already in place on Dec. 12, when the temporary measures were imposed.

    “Our mitigation efforts over the past several weeks have done what they were intended to do,” Wolf said. “The time-limited measures will expire as planned.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Jan 6th – After restaurants ramped up their purchasing of ingredients and calling people back to work, Gov [INSERT WHATEVER NAME YOU WANT] shuts it all down again.

  27. DEG

    Analysis of the Newfields, NH anti-protest ordinance

    We aren’t a home rule state (we are a “Dillon’s Rule State) which means that a subdivision of the State – pretty much anything that has a budget – can only do that for which there is an authorizing NH RSA. The Newfields Selectmen are depending on RSA 31:39-d, or so it seems, and pinning their hopes on folks will continuing to do a whole lotta hootin’ and hollerin.’

    Read the ACTUAL RSA they cite (as well as asking our in-house lawyers about this).

    • Ownbestenemy

      No linky no worky

      • DEG

        Fuck.

      • DEG

        The Inside Sources link is a good story too.

    • Hyperion

      Look, all we need to know is that Donald Trump was NOT the most libertarian president of all time, maybe. So defeating him was most import to libertarians because we all know communism now is so much better that the NOT most libertarian president of all time. SCIENCE! So we can all now be happy that we’ve elected the worst corrupted commie scum of all time, because we got rid of bad orange man, who was not the most libertarian president of all time. SCIENCE!

  28. DEG

    Reopen NH is planning to join other groups to protest the Clown Prince’s inauguration in Concord, NH.

    #ReopenNH is taking part in a multi-group effort to protest the governor at his inauguration, which starts at 11 a.m. on Thursday, Jan. 7, on the State House lawn. Be there a little early, bring your pots and pans, megaphones, and protest signs, and be ready to march around to let him know how displeased you are with his usurpation of powers. Please make as much noise as you possibly can to make sure he knows how displeased you are. #rebuildNH

    • DEG

      And…. nope

      The Clown Prince is a liar. I’ve seen videos of the protest and know a few people who went. No one trespassed on private property. They were on the public way and in a public park the entire time. A few I know carry guns, but had those guns concealed or holstered/slung. In other words, not threatening.

      Reopen NH’s response.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Eventually the courts will have to hear these grievances but I suspect they will follow the SCOTUS route and we the people are let to do what we want to do.

      • DEG

        The courts in NH have completely backed the Clown Prince.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is hard. Same here in NV. Absent legislature, executive making all the decisions, courts backing that up.

        So that leaves the people to either accept it and say we used our system or to say we will live free. Both lead to bad outcomes I fear.

      • DEG

        There is a bloc in the incoming legislature that wants to push back.

        We’ll see how it works out.

        The legislators I know, who all want the state of emergency to end, aren’t as optimistic as they used to be, but they think there is a chance of the legislature passing a resolution ending the state of emergency.

      • Ownbestenemy

        At least yours are talking about it. Mine, that are republican have thrown up their hands in their responses to me that the state legislature is democratic and it is fruitless to even attempt to stop the Guv.

        That is some scary notions to me, who funnily believes in republicanism forms of government afforded to my state.

      • Plisade

        It really boils down to who controls the weapons of the state, who can get the cops to enforce their will. Executive orders or legislation?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Looks like the protestors gave him exactly what he wanted.

        Not faulting the protestors here…

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      *slow clap*

      Probably the best writeup of complementarianism and the futility of feminism that I’ve seen in a while.

    • Suthenboy

      No shit. I have only been saying this for 20 years.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    You devious bastard!

    Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., told reporters in the Capitol earlier in the day that the move was an attempt “to kill the checks — the $2,000 checks desperately needed by so many American families — by tying them completely to partisan provisions that have absolutely nothing to do with helping struggling families across the country.”

    Unprecedented procedural chicanery.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The $600 was attached to rainbows and unicorn chocolates that is known.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      lulz. Mendacious moobs is mendacious.

      If that bill had more pork in it we would have to put a apple in its mouth.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

    • leon

      NPR. We won’t tell what happened. We’ll also tell you how you should feel about it.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        … in a patronizing, up-talking whisper

      • Ownbestenemy

        I always hear it as a haughty, breathy whisper

      • Not Adahn

        Depends on the reader.

    • kbolino

      Unlike the 5,500 pages of apparently non-partisan provisions that have nothing to do with “helping struggling families across the country” that are already in the bill.

      On the dead thread I said the collapse of their power will be economic before it will be political. But I’d still laugh if they can’t even pull off the cash handouts they know they need to make.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “Demilitarize The Police”

    That works for me.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      But, they can’t fight the War on [Abstract Noun] without their MRAPs!

      • kbolino

        The police militarized because of things like the North Hollywood Shootout and the WTO protests turning violent.

        Yet nowadays, despite having all this equipment, they’ll stand outside like schmucks as schoolchildren get shot and they’ll let violent “protestors” run rampant.

      • Not Adahn

        As someone who was listening to Pacifica Radio back then, I’m amazed how many people think antifa is a recent thing.

        I listened every day for years, but stopped during their celebrations on September 12 2001.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The underlying feelings of Antifa are the ‘idea’ that Joe expressed it just takes a new name every now and then…

      • Plisade

        They mistakenly believe that the gear will make them brave.

    • leon

      Demonopolize the Police.

    • hayeksplosives

      De-unionize the police.

      • rhywun

        Oh hell yeah.

      • Juvenile Bluster

        De-unionize every public sector job.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        +1

        Thanks so bloody much, JFK.

  31. Tulip

    Forged in Fire marathon! YAY!

    • Ownbestenemy

      I just watched the redemption one….that was good.

  32. Ownbestenemy

    No symptoms in our family as of yet. Teen’s GF family are all sick apparently and went and got tested today. We will know in 2 days their results.

    • DEG

      Hopefully your family stays well, and your kid’s girlfriend’s family gets well soon.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I have given my son an inflated ego (he marveled at his ortho photo on how ‘sexy’ he was) and we typically have very strong genes and rarely get sick.

        Told him, lets see this through first before we gloat.

    • Juvenile Bluster

      Y’know, I’m really stupid and should actually look at the headlines.

      But who reads the headlines?

  33. Aloysious

    Oh yeah. I love that BOC song.

    • Suthenboy

      I saw Heavy Metal at the midnight theater when it came out in ’81. Half of the movie was ducking 7oz beer bottles being tossed across the theater, the other half tossing them back. I had a pretty good arm back in those days.

  34. Ownbestenemy

    Well that settles it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Grrr.

      Alyssa Milano
      @Alyssa_Milano
      ·
      Dec 28
      Anti-maskers are the same people who think they need an AR-15 for “protection”.

      LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK: A MASK WILL PROTECT YOU *MORE* THAN AN AR-15 WILL.

      • kbolino

        The other day, someone here mentioned that Fauci’s behavior has been called Straussian. I did a little reading and became an Internet expert (i.e. I know nothing, really) about what “Straussian” means. And I can conclude that I hate it.

        The original story, which as far as I can tell is still “valid”, is that the mask protects others not oneself. However, saying or implying that you should wear the mask to protect yourself will not get you the same condemnation (by far) as saying the masks are pointless, not very effective, shouldn’t be worn, etc.

        That the mask protects the wearer is an acceptable little lie, as long as people are convinced to wear the mask. Right action, wrong reason. It is acceptable to use deceit to manipulate people, as long as you manipulate them to do the “right things”. This is now our governing orthodoxy.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It is acceptable to use deceit to manipulate people, as long as you manipulate them to do the “right things”.

        We’re halfway down the slippery slope of moral relativism. IOW, like you just said, Fauchi is a Straussian.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s a typo. Fauci is actually Scheißian.

      • DEG

        Nice.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        same people who think they need an AR-15 for “protection”.

        I’m going with the Rittenhouse rebuttal.

      • kbolino

        I still don’t understand how that dude shooting 3 white felons makes him a “white supremacist hero” but I guess the definition of white supremacism has changed a bit since the last time it changed, 5 minutes ago.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Maybe he just hates kid diddlers and wife beaters.

      • Rebel Scum

        The Proud Boys are “white-supremacists” while having members of all colors and creeds and a leader that is a black Cuban. Words mean nothing and everything, comrade.

      • Endless Mike

        Yeah, and he DIDN’T keep shooting at the black guy who decided to run away.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        -1 Elbow

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ah Alyssa, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I miss that version, she made Debbie Gibson look edgy.

      • Rebel Scum

        Interesting. I suppose the virus to mask comparison also works with this: A virus to a mask is like a 5.56 NATO through a barn door.

      • one true athena

        I’ll agree to her premise if we first get rid of all the people who say “LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK” like they’re fifteen year olds on tumblr.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You say that like 15 year olds on Tumblr are distinguishable from 45 year olds on Twitter.

      • kbolino

        The 15-year-olds aren’t as bitter.

      • Suthenboy

        She doesnt have armed security? What do you want to bet she does and they have AR’s?

      • rhywun

        It’s going to be hilarious when large sectors of the left do a complete 180 on this stuff once OMB isn’t around to be the target of their inchoate rage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        OMB may leave but us but thhe deplorables still are here. I think their screaming will only be amplified.

  35. Mojeaux

    @Yusef, how are you doing today?

    • But Enough About My "Essential Retiree" Status

      Seconded.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m alright, laying low, had to go to the clinic today for a UTI, should be ok,
      thanks for asking!

    • Not Adahn

      Anyone got the number of an ambulance chaser so I can sue NYS for my epileptic seizure?

    • slumbrew

      The driver would, of course, be charged if he had reversed while they were jumping on his hood.

    • Gustave Lytton

      One of these days, the mobs are going to attack the wrong car and it won’t be right wingers inside either.

      • limey

        Those on the left who would be horrified if it happened to them are bending over backwards in four dimensions to deny, downplay, and rationalize away all of this crazy. I wouldn’t be surprised if the victims of all of this mob violence are still voting for those who tacitly abide it, or are so beleaguered and demoralized that they think if they vote D that it will somehow stop. There are five lights.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Ya know, limey? As recently as a year ago many here(myself included) openly mocked a laughed at the British for being so beleaguered and demoralized.

        “Under constant surveillance, grow some balls!”
        “Out of control authoritarian no matter who’s in charge, what suckers!”
        “People openly engaging in struggle sessions for no other reason than existing? Only the wacko, weird haired lafty college kids do this. Wait until the get into the “Real World”.

        “We’re Americans! We have guns and pride in ourselves and in our culture! Never submit, never surrender!”

        …I ain’t fucking laughing anymore.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “Proofreading is for fags, Murica!”

      • KOVIDKristen

        I like to throw stones at the UK because I’m very, very, very, very, very bitter about the cancellation of my trip last March. But we are absolutely on the precipice ourselves.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I think it was hk who encapsulated it very well. Something along the lines of “We as a nation lost our self-esteem. Same thing happened in Europe, we just lagged behind a couple decades”.

        This is very, VERY heavily paraphrased…have I mentioned that I smoke weed and can’t remember shit?

    • Rebel Scum

      The gas pedal is on the right…

    • Suthenboy

      NYC, that is the town where you are illegally. barred from arming yourself, right?

      • Suthenboy

        Yesterday evening I went to the nearest convenience store to buy smokes. The super cute blonde working behind the counter turned around to get my order (I didnt have to tell her, she already knew what I wanted) and I noticed she had a Glock in her back pocket.
        *sigh* A Glock? I am gonna have to give her advice on hand gun choice.

      • Ted S.

        Did the gun go off and cause drugs to fall out of her ass?

      • Suthenboy

        I dont think drugs are going to be falling out of that ass. Cute as hell and rock hard. If only I weren’t married and 25 years younger….

        Oh well. Fun to think about but I am still 25 years head over heals for Mrs. Suthenboy.

      • Mojeaux

        At least she had something…

      • BakedPenguin

        Don’t be gun shaming, Suthen. Not cool.

      • Suthenboy

        1911 or go home.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *goes home and starts polishing glock*

        /don’t get me wrong, a 1911 is on my wishlist

      • Not Adahn

        Hoe do you polish plastic?

      • dontreadonme

        *Holds Beretta up and looks at sexy curves*

      • Not Adahn

        Bah. Having that hammer back snags on too much.

      • Suthenboy

        Snags on what? Cocked and locked in a holster. There is no faster fast draw than a 1911 properly holstered. One motion, 1/10 of a second from move to fire.

    • rhywun

      Dude… your vehicle has a feature that makes it go forward.

  36. trshmnstr the terrible

    Watching Ad Astra for the first time. So far, it’s just Top Gun in Spaaaaaaace.

      • slumbrew
      • Sensei

        One of my favorites!

      • But Enough About My "Essential Retiree" Status

        SWORD FIGHT! SWORD FIGHT! SWORD FIGHT!

    • slumbrew

      Shirtless volleyball match outside the airlock?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oooh, that’s cold Man….

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is quite breathless

      • limey

        About soufflé?

    • limey

      I saw that at a drive in but I was stood outside the car and the audio was terrible so I only had the pictures to go on. From what I understand it’s supposed to be Heart of Darkness in space, which, as it happens, is very boring and introspective, in comparison with Heart of Darkness transposed to the Vietnam war, which was introspective and full of memorable lines and great acting.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m getting the same picture only experience courtesy of the infant.

        I think the beginning of the movie was terrible, but it’s getting better towards the end.

    • But Enough About My "Essential Retiree" Status

      I sorta liked Ad Astra. Mostly because it bucked against the idea that there’s millions and millions of civilizations Out There just waiting to be discovered, and of course we’re not alone in the Universe, you silly troglodyte! The protagonist comes to the opposite conclusion based on his father’s work for the last 30 years, and this fills him with hope and a new desire to confront his life (and his problems) head-on.

      I’ve always wondered if discovering that we were truly alone would change us for the better or the worse.

  37. one true athena

    In defiance of Gov Weakbrain Newsom’s “stay at home” order, we are driving to San DIego for the weekend. Just to hang out, walk around, and eat takeout in our hotel room, because why not.

    if anyone (hayek? I think is No County?) wants to meet up I’m at athenaofprogtown at the evil gmail.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Toxteth is down there, Want me to ask her?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      She’s napping,

      • limey

        ToxtethCam live feed confirms this.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Hey Limey, very belatedly read about your crash. Glad you’re OK.)

      • limey

        Yes I’m well, thanks. I’m still really bummed about it. I really liked that car. She had been amazing for such a long time and never asked for anything but servicing. She deserved better than being marooned, front broken and wrinkled, cold and alone in a field until she was dragged out and hauled off to be broken and scrapped. I don’t like newer cars so much.

        Right now I’m not sure when I’ll be going anywhere, and it looks like there will be mandatory testing if I want to continue with my studies. I’m hoping I can finish my course (July, if there’s no more significant delay) before mandatory vaccines are a thing, too.

        How’s life? Do you have enough rotten fruit for when Gavin is pilloried?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sweet of you to think of me, Yusef.

      I’m afraid I’m busier than a one-legged man.

      You could ask HE. Where are you staying?

      • one true athena

        Downtown at the Hyatt.

      • TARDis

        I thought of you today, Tox, as I stood outside in a quarter mile long line to vote. Social distancing for the win!

        I voted for Douchebag and Douchebagette. Also, some dude name Bubba for Public Service Commish.

        Tomorrow my daughter will go cancel out my vote. But that’s okay, my son will cancel out hers too.

    • LCDR_Fish

      The only bar I’ve been to in San Dog was Half Door Brewing co – but they had a great Irish pub menu and a great selection of stuff on tap (in 2018). No idea if they’re still in business. Gas Light district near the ball park (walking distance from the North Island ferry terminal.

      • dontreadonme

        If you enjoy jazz in a speakeasy environment check out Dizzy’s. Went there one night on a tour of jazz bars when I hired a smoking hot Ukranian bicycle taxi driver for the night to take me around. The best part of evening was riding in the back sipping a bottle of bourbon and watching buns of steel doing their thing. Capped off by sharing some hot tea wrapped in a blanket with my ‘driver” who turns out needed a place to stay. What were we talking about?

  38. KOVIDKristen

    I don’t want to jinx it, but my oldest & dearest friend appears to be the Smithsonian’s newest curator!! She knows she has the job, but she needs to wait for an official offer from HR.

    • KOVIDKristen

      (what was NA’s 2021 prediction for Virgo?)

    • Mojeaux

      Yay!!!!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Way Cool!

    • KOVIDKristen

      We haven’t lived in the same place since 1986. However, if my plans fruit, we still won’t be living in the same place. Maybe it’s a good sign that she & &I will both get our wishes fulfilled – the universe has kept us apart for 34 years, so why stop now?

    • Mojeaux

      Virgo: 3 of Cups – Conclusion of any matter in plenty, perfection and merriment; happy issue, victory, fulfilment, solace, healing

      • KOVIDKristen

        See??? Also, she had a very tragic love in Santa Fe. Maybe moving out of there will be the healing part.

  39. The Gunslinger

    I was logged in to my credit union account today and I noticed a pending deposit of $1800 from the IRS. Hmmm, I wonder what that might be?

    • Mojeaux

      I keep checking mine but no joy.

      This morning I reached for my phone and Mr Mojeaux said, “It’s not there yet.”

  40. BakedPenguin

    For no reason, other than I like it : Cracker’s Low.

    • kinnath

      Great until fucking idiots started putting political signs on their dogs.