¡Martes en la nieve, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Jan 26, 2021 | Daily Links | 272 comments

I at least know its not cocaine.

It snowed in the Phoenix area yesterday during a ridiculous storm that knocked the power out at my house for several hours.  It got me out of work for a bit but I had to run around with a military issue flashlight I was issued for a deployment to Iraq.  I’m talking the Vietnam-era, heavy duty plastic deal with the 90 degree bend.  Going straight up tunnel rat in my own house is not how I wanted to spend an evening.

Nobody believed me when I said it snowed when I went to pick up my kids.  Surely, somebody that spent a significant portion of their life in Colorado and went to school in Flagstaff (second highest average annual snowfall in the country BTW) couldn’t possibly know what snow looks like.  Nooooooooo.  Arizona man couldn’t know what he’s talking about.  My kids go to school in Scottsdale…turns out I was right.

 

Honduras:  Boomercon happy land.

Aw hell, you think everyone is screwing up this virus thing.

I’m actually surprised it took this long.  The guy rides coach, mingles with crowds of people shaking their hands, and a year later gets the Chinese death virus.

I thought the pic said, “El Charro” and thought “Dayum, that’s savage!”

Ignored warning, after warning….

Heh:

“But as with most things in life, the saying goes you need two to tango, or two to salsa in this instance. And the question is if López Obrador will want to work with his American counterpart.”
López Obrador was one of the last world leaders to congratulate Biden on his victory, and when they finally spoke during the transition period, the Mexican president bluntly reiterated to Biden that he had developed a positive relationship with Trump, according to sources briefed on the call.
What an odd thing for the leader of a country of criminals and rapists to say.
Another day in Chile, another earthquake.

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272 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    It’s snowing here too.

    But it’s upstate New York in January, so no one notices.

    • DEG

      Yep.

      Snow just started here.

  2. Brochettaward

    I First because there are starving children in Africa who need a hero.

    And Mexican links. No wonder they’re late.

    • KromulentKristen

      LOL

      • KromulentKristen

        (LOL at not first)

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Starving children in Africa are pretty funny too, you have to admit.

    • juris imprudent

      Premature firstulation.

      • Tonio

        More like fistulation, IYKWIM.

      • Rat on a train

        Fist is on TOS

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Yeah Vegas was hit with the storm. We got a dusting at my house but some places got almost a foot I think in valley. Second time in 3 years…wheres my global warming!

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    the Mexican president bluntly reiterated to Biden that he had developed a positive relationship with Trump

    Unpossible!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Maybe because while there are immigrants from Mexico going to the US there are more less desirables moving from further south that are a problem.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, if there’s one thing Mexicans don’t like, its *spit* Guatemalans coming into Mexico.

    • Rat on a train

      COVID positive?

  5. Old Man With Candy

    Graupel.

    • Nephilium

      The Raiders/Browns game was taking place in Cleveland while a storm was blowing in off the lake, and the announcers just learned the word graupel during the game. I think it was used about every drive after that.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      You’re just mad it wasn’t cocaine.

      • DEG

        You gotta go to Texas for cocaine to fall from the sky.

  6. LCDR_Fish

    I got several of those old flashlights lying around – and I came in in 2004. Also had to use them in the Navy – at least for bridge watch when you needed a red light underway to check the chart table.

    The Navy’s big on “explosive-proof” flashlights too – basically just an extra wire around the bulb – for working in spaces with gases/fumes/etc. Not sure if they’ve started issuing LED ones on the ships (which is what I used for my inspection) – but I’m guessing they’ll use up all the legacy surplus stock first because it’ll also save a crap-ton on maintenance documentation updates for every single maintenance check that requires a flashlight, etc.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Might have been a few extra rubber gaskets too – I can’t recall now.

    • Ownbestenemy

      2003 air force still used em too. Surplus indeed.

    • Drake

      “Moon-beam” is the official nomenclature.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Caramba!

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Things what pisses me off, episode 9,743,106:

    When my phone starts urging me to “launch” some feature without providing any information about what it is or what it does.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Device manager? Fuck off phone, what is that?

  9. juris imprudent

    Schadenfreude baby!

    Cue howling about “you can’t do that, that’s our shtick”!

    • Tonio

      Rule of law is white supremacist, yo.

      • Viking1865

        Immigration and the Presidency over the last few years:

        Obama orders federal LEOs and AGs to refrain from enforcing the written law and instead act in accordance with his policy preferences. This is lauded as “smart policy”.

        Trump orders federal LEOs and AGs to enforce the written law. This is called “fascist racism.” or sometimes “racist fascism.”

        Biden orders federal LEOs and AGs to stop enforcing the law as written. This is called “The return of democracy and the rule of law.”

        It’s another bit for my file: the policy preferences of the DC-NY oligarchy are now just called “democracy”. Anything outside of that is not actual democracy.

      • Suthenboy

        ugh. I’m too slow

        pecking out with one middle finger is getting very old

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      “Exxxxxxcellent, Smithers!”

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        (Mischief is important.)

    • leon

      I’m never a fan of ” we have to stoop to their level to win”, but there could be an argument made that by doing so is the only way to make such moves “Off Limits”. I.E now that it’s the right using it to limit Bidens power, maybe SCOTUS will come down on it.

      • Homple

        Level-stooping or not, you’d better at least realize what game you’re playing.

    • Suthenboy

      difference
      dont remember trumps eo directly conflicting federal law

      this one does, highlights stark difference in the two actors as well

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Biden issues another Executive Order.

    “Don’t be a racist.”

    See how easy that was? Why didn’t anybody else think of that?

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Graupel? I just call it “little ice balls”.

    • Surly Knott

      AKA why snowmen can’t father children.

  12. R C Dean

    Welp, Biden’s suspension of deportations just got enjoined nationally.

    Now that non-leftists are using the courts to set policy, I expect SCOTUS to suddenly become interested and say its a no-no.

    Now, traditionally, courts don’t “declare” the law prospectively, they “discover” the law, meaning their pronouncements have retroactive effect.* IOW, if SCOTUS says its beyond the authority of District Courts to issue a national injunction, that should mean that every national injunction issued by a District Court, including those stopping Orange Man Bad from doing Bad Orange Things, is void ab initio. That could get interesting.

    *Of course, this rule of jurisprudence is applied selectively.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      meaning their pronouncements have retroactive effect

      That could get very interesting.

      • R C Dean

        Essentially, the argument is:

        If its beyond their authority now, wasn’t it always beyond their authority?

      • Suthenboy

        and do what about it?
        anyone gonna get kicked off of the bench? disbarred?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      When Sasse first came onto the scene I thought he was better than he turned out to be,

      • juris imprudent

        That’s a pretty standard political trajectory isn’t it?

    • Sean

      Fucking Toomey.

    • R C Dean

      That gives Trump a handy list of Senators to try to get un-elected.

      Now that the Senate is in the business of trying private citizens, I wonder who’s next?

      • Viking1865

        I’d especially love it if he goes all in and gets the Trumpaloos to register for the Dem Party in blue states so they can vote for a primary candidate.

      • juris imprudent

        Now THAT would be trolling at the God level.

      • leon

        THE PARTIES RE-SWITCHED!!!

      • C. Anacreon

        It would be even better trolling if Trump joined the Democratic Party himself, meaning they’d be impeaching a Democrat.

      • Animal

        It would be even better trolling if Trump rejoined the Democratic Party himself, meaning they’d be impeaching a Democrat.

        Edited for accuracy.

    • leon

      Romeny…

      Sigh. 4 more years….

      • leon

        Not sure. I don’t know if you can recall a Federal official, I think there might be federal laws around it..

      • leon

        Now i’m looking for it since the legislature is meeting right now. last year, i guess there was an effort to get it to be possible to recall a sitting Senator.

        But in happy news, the Utah House did vote to pass a law that would remove the requirment to have a Concealed Cary Permit to carry concealed.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Constitutional Carry rules.

        The only drawback is that you miss out on the reciprocity with states that reciprocate with your state, and do not have constitutional carry laws. So while you might be able to carry in your state, try and travel out of state, even a gun friendly one, and you run in to a patchwork of different carry laws that may leave you in the wind.

        Permits also carry the advantage in many states as a means to skip the federal background check when buying new guns. Walk in, pick out your gun, flash your card, pay for it, walk out. No need to wait. If you buys guns regularly, it can save considerable time.

      • grrizzly

        Utah may leave on option for its residents to get a permit if they want. The state is firmly in the business of issuing permits to non-residents. I doubt they’ll shut it down completely.

      • DEG

        NH has Constitutional Carry but still gives out permits. The only purpose for giving out permits is for reciprocity.

      • Animal

        DEG: Alaska does the same thing. You can also get an added perk on your CCL that enables you to bypass the background check.

    • Trolleric the Goth

      esoteric legal question from a non-lawyer it might be, but isn’t the senate trying a private individual a writ of attainder, something expressly forbidden in the constitution?

      • leon

        The Supreme Court emphasized the narrowness and rationality of bills of attainder in Nixon v. Administrator of General Services, 433 U.S. 425 (1977). During the Watergate scandal, in 1974 Congress passed the Presidential Recordings and Materials Preservation Act, which required the General Services Administration to confiscate former President Richard Nixon’s presidential papers to prevent their destruction, screen out those which contained national security and other issues which might prevent their publication, and release the remainder of the papers to the public as fast as possible.[49] The Supreme Court upheld the law in Nixon, arguing that specificity alone did not invalidate the act because the President constituted a “class of one”.[50] Thus, specificity was constitutional if it was rationally related to the class identified.[50] The Court modified its punishment test, concluding that only those laws which historically offended the bill of attainder clause were invalid.[51] The Court also found it significant that Nixon was compensated for the loss of his papers, which alleviated the punishment.[52] The Court modified the punishment prong by holding that punishment could survive scrutiny if it was rationally related to other, nonpunitive goals.[52] Finally, the Court concluded that the legislation must not be intended to punish; legislation enacted for otherwise legitimate purposes could be saved so long as punishment was a side-effect rather than the main purpose of the law.

        From the Wiki on Bill of Attainder. Trump _was_ president when the articles of impechment were ratified. It is a really weird position, one, i think, the founders didn’t think about because even if someone had brought it up they would have realized that impeaching someone who was leaving office in 10 days is stupid and purely political. Also it makes you wonder what rights a President (or former president) is obligated to have under a Senate Trial. Just because a trial isn’t done by an article 3 court, doesn’t mean you don’t have any rights still.

      • juris imprudent

        Bill of attainder, no not exactly. That would be passing a law to make a person a criminal – in the criminal justice sense. This won’t do that, particularly given that they aren’t going to get a Senate conviction.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Right. Why bother with this?

        Issue a Letter of Marque.

      • Swiss Servator

        Nah, I want one of Reprisal.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Whatever. Get on with it and put a bounty on his head.

  13. robc

    Followup. The redditer who started the whole GME thing with his post last year, as of end of day today.

    He has 50000 shares worth over $7MM.
    He has 800 Apr 21 $12 calls worth over $10MM.
    Plus over $4MM cashed out.

    This is starting with $53,000 in option purchases last year.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *sigh*

      • robc

        The original thread is awesome. People telling him to cash out because he is up to $75k and its GameStop, so don’t be stupid.

    • Ted S.

      tedious?

  14. Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

    Me gusta la nueva foto.

    • juris imprudent

      Of course per precedents set by non-Trump appointed judges. They did say that, didn’t they?

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Experts opine

    Even 1.5 million a day, which is enough to fully vaccinate 750,000 Americans with the two-shot vaccines, might not be fast enough for many experts’ goal to complete the bulk of the vaccine campaign by or in the summer.

    According to experts, about 70 to 80 percent of the country, and possibly more, must be vaccinated to reach herd immunity and sufficient population protection. That means 245 million Americans likely have to be vaccinated, with 19 million already getting at least their first doses.

    At a rate of 1 million shots a day, the US may not hit herd immunity until as late as next year. At 1.5 million, the campaign could drag into the fall and possibly winter.

    Peter Hotez, an infectious disease and vaccine expert at Baylor College of Medicine, previously told me that America should aim for at least 2 million shots a day — and preferably 3 million. That’s what would get some of the most important parts of vaccination efforts done this summer or earlier.

    There are genuine questions about whether the higher goal is feasible, since vaccinators may face more vaccine hesitancy, as well as logistical difficulties, as they expand to more and more of the country.

    Herd immunity is only achieved by vaccination, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

    Those Vox guys are on top of things. You can’t fool them.

    • Hyperion

      The entire thing is absurd. Now they’re talking about variants. Really, a virus has mutated? How long has it been such you’ve heard anything about cold viruses or flu viruses mutating? That’s right, because that’s been common knowledge for 50 fucking years.

      Maybe actual doctors should be in charge of medicine again, instead of glorified politicians. There’s an idea.

      • Suthenboy

        the whole thing is bullshit and the strategy is for it to never end

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      It would have been possible if only Trump had a plan. Poor Biden was left with no plan that still somehow vaccinated million per day.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They are just following WHO guidelines on what herd immunity and how its achieved.

      • Suthenboy

        I think I see the problem

    • R C Dean

      I have a definite recollection of Trump’s Dr. Atlas being slapped down for saying herd immunity was the only way out of the pandemic.

      And just like that, herd immunity is the only way out of the pandemic.

      Peter Hotez, an infectious disease and vaccine expert at Baylor College of Medicine, previously told me that America should aim for at least 2 million shots a day — and preferably 3 million.

      Does he think there’s the ability to do 5mm or more a day, and somebody is saying “Nah, a million ought to do it. Cancel those orders.”? Does he really think the goal is anything other than “as many as possible, as fast as possible”?

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Our system is moving heaven and earth just from an IT perpsective. I can’t imagine the logistical, staffing and other concerns.

    • EvilSheldon

      I was introduced to Peter Hotez once. Small world.

  16. Hyperion

    “Honduras: Boomercon happy land.”

    Fortunately for the Hondurans, no one lives there. They live in MD and VA.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      So when you moving?

      • Hyperion

        To Honduras? I don’t know, no hablo espanol. West Virginia is looking pretty good though.

    • Sean

      12 or 13

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Whites make up about 70% of the population, so that’s something on the order of 250 million.

      • grrizzly

        Both you and Sean above are correct.

    • Viking1865

      Thousands, maybe tens of thousands.

      How many dollars can the US taxpayer send to leftist activists to put them on the payroll for GOTV in 2022 and beyond? Billions.

    • Chipwooder

      Hard to say – we including the FBI informants and undercover cops in that number?

    • The Other Kevin

      Depends on your definition. If you’re going by the “sane” definition, probably not many. But if throw money at the FBI and tell them to find some, you can bet they will.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      And of course the article didn’t cite any of those lies, but Joe is a truth teller, so I’m sure he’s right.

      The article also said Trump banned racial sensitivity training, as opposed to Critical Race Theory. I’m sure they wouldn’t lie about that either.

      • kbolino

        Critical Race Theory is both a right-wing lie that hides their insidious racist nature and also of the utmost importance to shove down every office worker’s throat with “mandatory training”.

    • Hyperion

      Maybe he’s going to have a news conference to explain why it’s ignorance and lies and defend the 1619 type bullshit the NYT publishes? When will that be. I rarely watch TV, but I’ll watch that.

    • Raven Nation

      “‘opened the eyes of millions’”

      Including Joe? Since, apparently, the administration of which he was part did nothing about it for 8 years?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Hell, he IS the white supremacist who directly caused many afflictions faced by minority communities today.

    • kbolino

      Can’t you just feel the unity?

  17. Shpip

    The burnt bodies of 19 people have been found close to the Mexican border with the US, according to officials from Tamaulipas state.

    An investigation has begun to determine if the people killed were migrants travelling from Guatemala to try to reach the US.

    As if Trump’s Big Beautiful Wall wasn’t disincentive enough for Central Americans to stay put.

    • Hyperion

      Why have we forgotten about crocodile and piranha infested rivers? I mean even the middle ages folks had figured that out.

      • R C Dean

        Needz moar laser beams.

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “Joe Biden reads from his cue cards in order to get another pudding cup.”

    FIFY

  19. The Late P Brooks

    The redditer who started the whole GME thing with his post last year, as of end of day today.

    He has 50000 shares worth over $7MM.
    He has 800 Apr 21 $12 calls worth over $10MM.
    Plus over $4MM cashed out.

    This is starting with $53,000 in option purchases last year.

    What are the odds the SEC goes after him for market manipulation?

    He’ll be lucky if they let him ransom himself out of prison by disgorging all profits.

    • R C Dean

      He can afford good lawyers, at least.

      I think a market manipulation case is going to be hard to win when (a) everything was done in public on the internet, (b) no insider information was used, and (c) no lies were told.

      • juris imprudent

        You have no faith in the Beria’s of the SEC?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Afford, how after the sec impounds his accounts?

    • robc

      What are the odds the SEC goes after him for market manipulation?

      It wouldn’t surprise me, but I think he has been smart and has not given anyone else any advice, just posted what he was doing. And he is a small time investor, $50k is peanuts.

      But here is what is freaking out the hedge funds, this is a post from someone else who has thrown money into this:

      That’s the thing. If I sold right now the money would be life-changing. But I am not selling any time soon – why? Because this is too much fun, and I am clinically retarded.

      Like I said the other day, r/wallstreetbets is the 4chan of investing. These people don’t even care if they make money, they are trying to destroy the hedge funds shorting. Making some money is a nice side benefit.

      • R C Dean

        I’m certainly no expert in how these games work, but shouldn’t the short squeezers cash out high to put the maximum hurt on the hedge funds?

        I am clinically retarded

        That, I believe. Its like not cashing in a lottery ticket because you like playing the lottery, or something.

      • Viking1865

        Yeah that’s the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard.

      • robc

        I think the perfect time to cash out is selling to the short sellers when they break and are forced to buy. But a lot of the big shorts are trying to ride this out. Apparently. The problem is it is hard to get good info on short ratios in real time. Supposedly it has gone from 100% short ratio to 50%. If so, there is a good bit of up left but not a lot.

  20. Hyperion

    “Burnt bodies found in vehicles on US-Mexico border”

    Probably the most dangerous group of terrorists operating in the USA. The white supremacist Nazis who call themselves libertarians of course.

    Brennan better get on that. Maybe he can ride one of his UFOs around and zap them with Alien laser breams, right after he eats a big bag of dicks.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Heard today.

      The one good thing about libertarians being called terrorists is that now the CIA will start supplying us with guns and money.

      • juris imprudent

        We do kinda have that contra vibe.

      • Hyperion

        What about the hookers and blow? I’m feeling shortchanged once again.

      • Not Adahn

        CIA, not Secret Service.

  21. Aus

    Seen on twitter:

    “Daddy how did the great depression of 2021 begin?”
    “Well there was this company called Gamestop…”

    • Fourscore

      This game called Musical Gamestop. See, everyone wants to buy Gamestop Stock so the prices keeps going up. Then one day…

      I’m investing in these things called Beanie Babies, everyone wants them, very rare and collectible, in fact I’m cashing in all my

      Bitcoin and buy Beanie Babies (and Pogs) (and Cabbage Patch Dolls) (and Pet Rocks). Son, you have to understand that a fool

      and his (her) money is soon parted and I’m taking advantage of that.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        These Beanie Babies….do you have Blizzard the White Tiger?

  22. Tundra

    Hola Señor!

    Thanks for the lynx and for melting what’s left of my brains out of my ears!

    “I think the administration, and particularly President Biden, believe in letting bygones be bygones. He wants to build a constructive relationship going forward,” said the former Mexican ambassador to the US Arturo Sarukhan, reflecting on the friendly initial phone call which avoided the most contentious issues.

    Sounds like “get some lube” to me.

    • R C Dean

      letting bygones be bygones

      Exhibit A: an impeachment trial against a former President.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Unity and healing, bitches

    • mexican sharpshooter

      melting what’s left of my brains

      That band has that effect.

  23. DEG

    Nobody believed me when I said it snowed when I went to pick up my kids.

    When I considered moving to Phoenix, a friend of mine showed me around and introduced me to some of his friends. My friend had grown up in Phoenix, moved to PA, then moved back to Phoenix. His friends had also grown up in Phoenix.

    One of them told me about “that one time it snowed” in Phoenix when he was a kid. Mid-80s I think?

    How to keep students schooled and safe amid an incipient second wave of a pandemic that has cursed the region with four of the five worst death tolls in the developing world?

    I tapped out of the Covid Cult bullshit article here.

    Police found two burnt-out vehicles on Saturday and initial findings indicate the people were shot and then set alight.

    Shot? I thought Mexico strictly regulated firearms?

    Orellana adds that both the state and federal government used the theory of herd immunity to back up their relaxed measures.

    I tapped out of this article here. “Theory of herd immunity”. Fuck you.

    • kinnath

      One of them told me about “that one time it snowed” in Phoenix when he was a kid. Mid-80s I think?

      I survived the blizzard of ’85.

      I moved there in Aug 85. That winter they had the first measurable snowfall in Phoenix in about 30 years.

      • Swiss Servator

        I got to Baghdad in 2008, three days after the first snow since 1895.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I still remember that one time when it snowed at my home in the Bay Area in the 70s. We actually had some again several years ago, but it was gone in about 20 minutes.

    • Suthenboy

      most of the people issuing edicts dont even know what a virus is
      tempted to include Garden Gnome Faucci among them

    • mexican sharpshooter

      that one time it snowed

      Such a storm happens once every few years. It never sticks.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    (b) no insider information was used, and (c) no lies were told.

    I’m thinking they’re likely to go after him for frontrunning a story he created. I don’t know enough about it, but I can’t help thinking there are some heavy hitters in the financial world none too pleased about this. It’s okay when “legitimate” hedge funds do it…

  25. The Late P Brooks

    That, I believe. Its like not cashing in a lottery ticket because you like playing the lottery, or something.

    *clutches head*

    You cash in the lottery ticket and buy more lottery tickets. Retarded doesn’t even begin to address this.

    • robc

      Yeah, but the lottery tickets went up in price.

      If you are just going to buy GME back, no reason to sell.

      But yeah, notice that the original “ringleader” has cashed out $4MM worth. He can ride the rest into the ground and have come out okay.

    • leon

      There is a certain kind of attitude i think you have to have when you play this kind of thing, which is that you never count your gains untill you’ve actualized them. So in a sense, he’s a long, long way off from losing any real money, cause if it does start to turn against him he could cash out and still have a ton.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Why do they never think about trying to just mind their own business? The “temporary” fence around the Minnesoda State Capitol building is here to stay.

    I’d bet a combo platter of “Stop fucking with citizens by locking them down” and “send out enough cops to bust heads and arrest people before the burning starts” would actually do a far better job of reducing the risk of damage to the Capitol.

    The fence was installed to respond to threats to the building that followed the death of George Floyd in May. It has remained at the request of the Minnesota State Patrol and the state Department of Administration and was credited with helping secure the Capitol during the Jan. 6 protests over the results of the 2020 presidential election.

    Both of those periods of unrest have convinced Gov. Tim Walz that there must be better security around public buildings, especially symbolic places like the 115-year-old Capitol, which underwent extensive renovation and remodeling in 2014 and 2015. Any permanent fencing would likely have gates that could be left open under normal circumstances but be closed in emergencies, and proposals for metal detectors and an increased presence of troopers are meant to help reopen the building.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Holy shit…how do you have a standing capitol after that mayhem!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Check out this story where Walz fumes about his son having to be rescued by state troopers because of “threats”.

        “I take real umbrage with the idea that what happened here at our (Minnesota) Capitol on Wednesday was OK,” Walz said during Monday’s forum. “The result of that language of ‘taking the governor and his family prisoner’ and ‘there may be casualties’ resulted in, for the first time, the State Patrol entering the living quarters (of the governor’s mansion) and removing my 14-year-old son to a safe location as he’s crying looking for his dog, wondering what’s going on.”

        I wish I could be a journalo, so I could have said “You sir are a liar and your son is a fucking pussy! 14 and crying? PUSSY!”

        Honestly that story is tour de force by King Walz. Trying to pretend that crowd was threatening? Yeah, sure.

      • Pope Jimbo

        By contrast, watch DFL candidate John Thompson and his protest. Thompson organized a protest where he and his mob went out to the house of Police Union spokesman Bob Kroll and screamed at various neighbors threatening to burn the neighborhood down.

        Missing from that snippet is when Thompson and the mob beat effigy/pinatas of Kroll and his wife (who is a TV journalo).

        A bit different of a tone in the crowds, I’d say.

        And as odious of a human as Kroll is, I doubt he’d ever try to win a political argument by saying Thompson made his 14 year-old kid cry.

        * By the way, the DFL made Thompson apologize for threatening to burn a neighborhood down, but they didn’t replace him on the ballot. And the voters elected him so he is now in our state legislature.

      • B.P.

        Charming. Get off my lawn.

      • Raven Nation

        Lese majeste

      • Tundra

        That’s just really sad.

        He wants to play with the big boys but he’s just a little bitch.

      • Fourscore

        Walz said yesterday we’re going to have Equal Outcome Schools in MN, even if we have to dumb every kid in the state down. He has a plan and a lot of committees made up of Special Interest Groups. It’s going to take more money, of course, but we want to be cutting edge education.

        Why didn’t someone think of that before? Walz has to do the hard work, ’cause he is the onlyiest long time teacher on the Podium. He is an old history teacher until he got the calling for community service. Who better to run the state than a carpetbagger from Nebraska? Off-da!

    • Suthenboy

      ruling class walling themselves off from the people
      I wonder how that ends, if only we had seen it before

  27. The Late P Brooks

    If you are just going to buy GME back, no reason to sell.

    You cash out and find another broken roller coaster to ride.

    Don’t ask me, I buy stuff on whether I think they make a product which has value in the marketplace. Like when I said Apple was overvalued at $14.

    • robc

      I am with you. I also like dividends. I am old and boring.

      But I can enjoy watching crazy. I see lots of people going broke. The hedge funds are taking a bath. Then later, the wsb idiots who don’t sell are going to ride it hard to zero.

      The difference is they will be laughing all the way down.

  28. robc

    GME after market is pushing $250. JFC.

    My company’s stock was up $5 today. That is an extra $65 when I cash out my Christmas bonus (it was done in stock this year do to covid and lack of cash flow).

  29. Pope Jimbo

    Pass the popcorn! Minnesoda’s GOP has possibly grown a pair?

    *The link goes to a stupid site that wants you to sign in. I didn’t bother to sign in. I’ll just quote the synopsis from the site I got the link from.

    A Minnesota Senate committee on Monday, Jan. 25, advanced a proposal that would prevent damages from civil unrest from being eligible for state disaster funding. … The plan would apply retroactively if passed into law, and it could allow for the clawback of state funds paid out to help repair damage from looting and riots that occurred in Minneapolis following the police killing of George Floyd. … Damage from the riots was estimated to exceed $500 million and the Trump administration denied a request for federal funding to help offset the cost of cleanup and recovery. Gov. Tim Walz authorized the transfer of more than $12 million over the summer to help Hennepin County address fire damage.

    This should be good. I know that everyone I have talked to in rural Minnesoda has been incensed that general funds would be used to repair riot damage in Minneapolis. Why should their tax dollars be used to bail out liberal Minneapolis that did nothing to stop the riots?

    The one downer is that I am pretty sure that they will go slinking back to the Biden administration and get that sweet FEMA money retroactively. So thanks to the rest of you?

    • Hyperion

      Big time paywalled.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, a lot of the papers in the smaller towns around Minnesoda use that platform to publish on the internet. I’d love to see their traffic stats and see how many people bother to register or pay.

        That is why I added the summary from the site where I found the link.

        Basically we are setting up a battle between outstate and the metro area. I think the outstate legislators are about to be broken on the wheel. The last election proved that the metro area has all the juice politically in the state.

        Those rubes out in the sticks are going to pay to rebuild the riot damage whether they like it or not.

  30. KromulentKristen

    Ain’t nothing like gossiping & talking about dudes with one’s hair stylist.

    • Brochettaward

      GAY

      • KromulentKristen

        Don’t worry – I wasn’t talking about you ?

      • leon

        Go Easy on Brochetta, he is still reeling from his late Firsting.

      • KromulentKristen

        Delayed firstulation?

      • juris imprudent

        Impofirstence

  31. UnCivilServant

    I’ve been wanting to cook wings for weeks now, but the store keeps selling out before I can get my mitts on them. Makes it hard to cook chicken without chicken.

    I did make stuffed peppers. Mostly because I bought two Aloha peppers without a clue what I was going to use them for. I filled them with a mix of aloha pepper, mushroom, and ground beef seasoned with cumin, coeander and smoked paprika, topped off with some cheese. They look pretty, but I haven’t eaten any yet.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Now that’s how you prolong an economic crisis

    Democrats in the House and Senate reintroduced a bill Tuesday to raise the U.S. minimum wage to $15 per hour, seeking fresh support for the policy during an economic crisis and with control of Congress and the White House.

    The legislation would gradually hike the pay floor to $15 an hour nationwide by 2025, then tie future increases to median wage growth. The measure would also end pay below the minimum wage for tipped workers, along with certain teens and people with disabilities

    Good thinking, Democrats!

    • leon

      Just fuck the people in Rural towns. If the place you live can’t afford wages like that, you don’t deserve to live there.

      • Hyperion

        They can move to California and get a nice 1.5 million dollar 3 bedroom ranch for their $15 an hour.

    • Hyperion

      What about employees who have already been with the company for 10 years and now make $16 an hour. What are they getting?

      • Pope Jimbo

        A diploma from the School of Hard Knocks

      • leon

        Fucked

      • mexican sharpshooter

        $16/hour

      • Hyperion

        This just goes to show the greed of democrats. I say $100 an hour now!

      • leon

        I was skeptical of 15$ an hour, but i can get behind that! It would really benefit me!

        :Fast Forward to Unemployed Leon:

        WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPENING?

      • Hyperion

        You will be free to be an artist. You can thank SanFran Nan when you see her at the gourmet ice cream parlor.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Funemployment!

    • KromulentKristen

      If you’re good at waiting tables or cutting hair or driving a taxi, you’re already making more than minimum wage. Can’t wait for shitty service!

      • Hyperion

        Look, there are restaurants, salons, and ride services that are still in business. How to YOU propose we fix problems like that?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      They’re hoping the $15.00 min wage won’t mean much in 2025. It’s not a bad bet.

      Anyone got change for a million?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t carry bills that small, sorry.

    • Suthenboy

      $15 minimum, lockdowns, land reform, 100% inheritance tax, hud houses in every neighborhood….
      all purely punitive

      better stock up on food people. if they get half of what they want we will see famine

    • Swiss Servator

      Flippy the Burgerbot rejoices!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yup. And all these kids will go through college and get their first jobs at the age of 24 and have no concept of what is expected of them in the workplace.

        And people will be puzzled.

      • Chipwooder

        Already happening. We hired some contractors for a limited duration job, and half of them are just out of college and have no concept of how to conduct yourself in a business setting. Like, really obvious things like “no, you don’t get to just adjust your hours on your own without telling anyone”.

    • mrfamous

      Increasing the minimum wage is _always_ popular.

      It’s a terrible idea, but a very very popular one.

      It just boggles how often “price fixing” has been shown to be abysmal economic policy, and yet it’s pursued over and over again.

    • Nephilium

      Don’t worry, Ohio’s trying to get their ahead of the Fed.

      Thankfully, this does not have a good chance of passing.

  33. leon

    Swiss got me looking at the Legislatures Agenda for this year. Utah may be Red, but our Blue Lake City has some crazies still:

    https://le.utah.gov/~2021/bills/static/HB0078.html

    This bill:
    12 ▸ creates a third degree felony offense of sexual conduct without affirmative consent;
    13 and
    14 ▸ amends the Sex and Kidnap Offender Registry to include the offense of sexual
    15 conduct without affirmative consent.

    Get Fucked (with someone who consents) Angela

    • Hyperion

      You can always change your mind on consent 40 years later. In fact, that seems to be the most popular timeline.

    • Hyperion

      Rand seems to be the most outspoken person in the Senate right now on voter fraud and now we have to fix it. Rand is our best senator, it’s not even close.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The only good one, there are a couple of acceptable ones, and the rest are a den of fucking snakes.

      • leon

        Lee and who else would you put in the acceptable category?

        Rand and Lee are the only senators I can stand

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I don’t know, Cruz maybe? Sometimes he manages to fall ass backwards into doing the right thing at least.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        True Story: a teammate of mine (adult baseball) was a high level campaign advisor for Rand during his first election run. All those Tea Party slogans that came out of Rand were all workshopped with this guy.

        He’s currently one of the petitioners to impeach Governor Useless (D) as well.

        A true modern patriot who values liberty above all.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Adult baseball? Does that mean you play naked?

  34. leon

    https://libertasutah.org/bill/hb-217-creating-a-legal-structure-to-encourage-innovation/

    Connor Boyack (Author of the Tuttle Twins Series) is doing good work out here.

    The coronavirus pandemic had a significant impact on the state’s economy. Throughout the course of the pandemic federal, state, and local governments have waived over 800 different regulations that were a burden to businesses. In the months that have passed since many of the regulations have been waived, no harms have occurred to consumers, begging the question of why the regulations were ever in place to begin with.

    working with the legislature on working to create a program that allows buisneses to get regulations waived as a Proof Of Concept that they arent needed or should be fixed.

    • Suthenboy

      that is not begging the question and the reason is called regulatory capture ( or corruption )

  35. grrizzly

    Western countries are not the only ones severely retarded.

    Philippines’ Duterte Tells Children To Stay Home And Watch TV

    Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte has reimposed a ban on children aged 10 to 14 leaving home, telling them to watch TV instead, as the country battles an outbreak of a new coronavirus strain.

    Stay-at-home orders for all children and the elderly have been kept in place across most of the country since the start of the pandemic — even as the economy reopened after crippling lockdowns and restrictions.

    “Go back to your homes… and besides they’re good just with the TV. They can glue their attention to the TV the whole day,” said Duterte.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s bizarre but it’s the old timey kind of quasi despot bizarre which I prefer from my dictators. At least he’s just being stupid instead of trying to blow all kinds of twisted statistical bullshit up people’s asses.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    I see in the headlines the executive editor of the Washington Post is quitting.

    Maybe he’s going to be a speech writer for Joe Biden.

    • Swiss Servator

      Speech reader.

      +1 earpiece/teleprompter

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Or a fluffer.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PEAK DERP

    Cats and dogs may also need to be vaccinated against COVID-19 to help stunt the spread of the infectious disease — amid a threat of the “continued evolution of the virus in animals,” scientists have warned.

    Researchers at the University of East Anglia and the Earlham Institute, both in the UK, and the University of Minnesota warned about the “significant long-term risk to public health” from such transmission in an editorial for Virulence.

    “It is not unthinkable that vaccination of some domesticated animal species might … be necessary to curb the spread of the infection,” the experts wrote in the peer-reviewed medical journal, the UK’s Independent reported.

    While there are no known cases in which a human contracted COVID-19 from a furry family member, Cock van Oosterhout, a professor of evolutionary genetics at UEA in Norwich, said we should prepare “for any eventuality.”

    “It makes sense to develop vaccines for pets, for domestic animals, just as a precaution to reduce this risk,” he said. “What we need to be as a human society, we really need to be prepared for any eventuality when it comes to COVID.”

    I don’t wanna ride this ride anymore. It’s making me woozy.

    • kbolino

      Cock van Oosterhout

      You can’t fool me, Derpetologist wrote that.

    • Suthenboy

      I will one up you

      I heard the other day that we are forbidden to pop bubble wrap now because it is made in china. the air in the bubbles may contain cooties.

    • Fourscore

      Somehow I’m not surprised the U of MN came to those same conclusions. We have the Educator in Chief as governor and he’s a teacher so MN students are smarter than other places. Every kid grew up in Lake Wobegon so of course they know about the big V. Don’t handle the fish either, never know and can’t be too careful. If it saves just one life…

    • grrizzly

      They should completely replace all other covid tests in America. This is our only exit strategy.

  38. The Late P Brooks


    “SARS-CoV-2 can infect a wide range of host species, including cats, dogs, mink and other wild and domesticated species and, hence, the vaccination of domesticated animals might be required to halt further virus evolution and spillback events.”

    The scientists added: “Whilst the vaccination campaigns against SARS-CoV-2/Covid-19 are being rolled out worldwide, new virus variants are likely to continue to evolve that have the potential to sweep through the human population.”

    Meanwhile, the group is also calling on governments to continue enforcing strict control measures, such as mask mandates and social distancing orders, to reduce the evolution and spread of any new COVID variants.

    Some people really do need to be institutionalized, forcibly if necessary.

    • dontreadonme

      That is perfect!

  39. Not Adahn

    I’m talking the Vietnam-era, heavy duty plastic deal with the 90 degree bend.

    My ex-GF had one like that.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      You ex is also a tunnel rat? Hawt.

  40. trshmnstr the terrible

    Bernie loving Sister-in-law in Tokyo: “Maternity is so much better in a collective capitalist country”

    *rolls eyes accompanied with exasperated groan*

    • KromulentKristen

      She neglected “pretty damn homogenous”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        And declining culture fighting the issues that come with an aging population.

    • KromulentKristen

      TBH, that kind of made my day

  41. Gadfly

    Honduras: Boomercon happy land.

    Kevihn Ramos, the head of a gay rights advocacy group in Honduras, blasted the lawmakers who voted to make it harder to change the two constitutional articles.

    Kevihn? Is that a Spanish version of “Kevin”, a typo, or one of those “deliberately misspelled to be different” names?

    • Brochettaward

      It’s like the gay version of Kevin. You’d know this if you weren’t uncouth.

    • Count Potato

      Pretty sure there is no Spanish version of “Kevin”.

      • Urthona

        El Kevino

  42. Gadfly

    Heh

    It’s a sign that Biden is looking to reset his relationship with the Mexican leader who had developed a close personal relationship with former President Donald Trump, sources briefed on the content of the call tell CNN.

    Did CNN just admit that Trump was good at diplomacy?

    Also,

    The White House said the two leaders largely focused on migration — agreeing to “work closely” to stem irregular immigration — and on coordinating to combat the Covid-19 pandemic.

    Is Biden planning to actually enforce the border?

    • Suthenboy

      presidente probably said ” look, those caravans you keep organizing to march through our country, that shit has to stop.”

    • KromulentKristen

      Project Veritas needs to get insider footage of detention centers when they’re well and truly under the control of Harris/Biden. Maybe, say, middle of next year.

      • Suthenboy

        dont hold your breath

    • Gustave Lytton

      irregular immigration

      Need immigrants of a stronger fiber.

      • Suthenboy

        love how the nomenclature is always changing.

        I like the original ‘invaders’ or ‘illegal alien’ is ok too

  43. Gadfly

    In light of the article talking about how AMLO had a good relationship with Trump and that the AMLO-Biden relationship may be strained in part by AMLO offering asylum to Snowden, a thought occurred to me: if Trump gets prosecuted, maybe AMLO will offer him asylum? Trump fleeing to asylum in Mexico would be possibly the best thing that could happen to a post-presidency Trump. So many heads would explode, across the political spectrum.

    • Gadfly

      *Assange, not Snowden
      My bad.

    • Brochettaward

      The Democrats are so batshit crazy about Trump it wouldn’t surprise me if they actually invaded Mexico in such a scenario. It would be painted as an unprecedented attack on America.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      The Dems would send someone to Mexico to kill Trump with an ice pick.

      • zwak

        Do you think they would send AOC, code name Hotsky?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The only two countries he’d be safe in would be Russia and China (which would be out for obvious reasons). India too probably but we’re too tight with them.

    • dbleagle

      Does it have all the filters in the base? If not, a rip off.

      Those flashlights were tough. When I was a LT one of the NCOs in my company was court martialed breaking another sergeant’s jaw with one blow of his flashlight.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not sure. Fulton is the actual manufacturer and the filters are standard with the MX991U model but that doesn’t seem to be listed on the website. You can also buy them as replacement accessories from Fulton.

        They do claim shock resistant bodies. I dropped mine several times, including to pavement and always worked. Wonder if I still have one squirreled away? After basic, maglites were the thing (before led headlamps) and the crook necks were almost never used.

    • KromulentKristen

      Putin should be giving Puddin Cup some num nums for the whole Keystone thing.

    • Urthona

      Oh he’s tough on Russia.

      After giving Russian fossil fuels a huge boost last week this should totally even it out.

      • limey

        Putin must be laughing so hard that he spit bears’ milk out his nose.

    • Brochettaward

      Remember when the 1980’s called and wanted their foreign policy back?

  44. Brochettaward

    So a few days ago someone posted a link about how Seattle intended to now get tough on rioters. In reading another story on the subject, I encountered this gem:

    In December, the Seattle City Council was considering changing the criminal code so that criminals who had committed trespassing, theft, or even simple assault could be exempt from prosecution if they could prove that their survival depended on their criminal acts.

    Councilmember Lisa Herbold and Anita Khandelwal, the King County’s director of the Department of Public Defense, introduced the idea of changing the criminal code. Herbold first brought forward the idea of what is nicknamed the “poverty defense” in October.

    If approved, the ordinance would excuse and dismiss — essentially legalizing — almost all misdemeanor crimes committed in Seattle by offenders who could show either: Symptoms of addiction without being required to provide a medical diagnosis; Symptoms of a mental disorder; or Poverty and the crime was committed to meet an “immediate and basic need.” For example, if a defendant argued they stole merchandise to sell for cash in order to purchase food, clothes or was trying to scrape together enough money for rent. The accused could not be convicted.

    Daily Wire

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      An interesting news expose on Seattle from about a month ago from a local television affiliate:

      https://youtu.be/WijoL3Hy_Bw

      And all because the local politicos are absolute garbage. It’s sad really.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Well not all, there’s some personal responsibility for the bad behavior too but they mollycoddle it.

      • Brochettaward

        TL:DNW

        Can you give a run down?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It is quite a long watch but it just goes into the rioting, the drugs on the streets (which I don’t have that much of a problem with) and the resulting crime, and the coddling of criminal and degenerate behavior. I was surprised at how frank they were with their judgement but, in short, Seattle’s become a crime-ridden shithole.

    • EvilSheldon

      I mean, this has been the unofficial policy in every big city in the United States for decades now. Almost everybody convicted of misdemeanor crimes is either a non-compliant schizophrenic or has a drug (or rarely, gambling) habit. They shoplift and break into cars, get caught, get convicted, get hit with a fine and court-ordered rehab that they ignore, and get tossed out on the street again. Wash, rinse, repeat.

  45. Brochettaward

    Larry King is dead. Dead for hours and none of you saw fit to inform me.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Should we tell him about Lou Reed?

    • mrfamous

      Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

    • Urthona

      I’m glad he’s dead.

      There.

      I said it.

      • The Hyperbole

        That’s how I felt about Paul Harvey.

      • leon

        And now i know the rest of the story.

      • pan fried wylie

        oh, THAT’s Paul Harvey. How did I get that name mixed up with Paul Shaffer? I’m glad HE’S dead. Wait, what?!

        At least we still have Bowie.

    • Hyperion

      My God! They want Blacks and Latinos to have their Constitutional rights and be able to defend themselves!? Will this racism never end?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As well they should, a lot of them live in bad neighborhoods and are probably open to the suggestion.

    • Urthona

      If I didn’t know any better I’d say it’s almost like the gun industry is trying to sell guns.

    • leon

      Guns are like Cigarrets, so this is actually really racist. Once you buy a gun you never know when it is going to just pop off and kill you. Also it’s addictive so you have to keep buying more and more.

      I’ve seen it kill many a good man.

      • pan fried wylie

        I notice that guns don’t come in menthol, however. Serious adoption hurdle there? I don’t know if menthol ammo would do the trick, that’s more for the target imo.

  46. pan fried wylie

    Public schools these days are a form of child abuse.

    Public schools have always been child abuse. Child Abuse just used to be acceptable. I don’t turn 40 for another year, I still attended an elementary school with an Official Paddle. It didn’t have to see any use while I was there, but it could have. Or maybe they were lying. So it was only psychological abuse.

    • JG43

      I’m about 20 years older. All the male teachers had their own custom paddles. About half the women had paddles. Everyone who had a paddle used it.

      I got paddled. The standard trade was detention or a swat.

  47. pan fried wylie

    I heard the other day that we are forbidden to pop bubble wrap now because it is made in china. the air in the bubbles may contain cooties.

    So i burn bubblewrap on Earth Day now instead of tires, got it.