Monday Afternoon Links

by | Jan 25, 2021 | Daily Links | 343 comments

Rügbi

 

Grüezi mitenand.

As we brace for the Snowpocalypse here (an actual amount of snow that would make a Swiss person sneer in derision, but the local news needs something to freak out about) I will still provide you with high quality, something quality, some links. Please do engage in your usual fun and hijinks in the comments.

  • Big Bidnez staying away from Super Bowl ads.
  • The DEDDLI NEW STRAYNZ collides with SCIENCE, B**CHES!
  • Speaking of DEATH ILLNESS 2021… Messican Prez has it. No word if he caught it from weed or buttsechs.
  • SACRILEGE! Or rank protectionism, if you RTA.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

343 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    Budweiser, like Coke and Pepsi, to pass on Super Bowl 2021 commercials

    Bud doesn’t make you wiser.

    • Nephilium

      But Chipotle has announced they’re doing a Super Bowl ad. Our long national nightmare of people going to get another beer, grab some snacks, or take a piss is finally over.

      • blackjack

        Wait, Chipotle is still drizzling out ads?

      • Nephilium
      • Ownbestenemy

        I was assuming this ad

      • blackjack

        Well, their ads seem to come in spurts.

        “Food with integrity”? More like food with bacteria.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I see where you’re running with this.

      • The Other Kevin

        See THAT’S how you do unity.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ooh! Ooh! I knew (briefly) the man who came up with that (and many other) Bud ad slogan and wrote the lyrics to that jingle! (If he’d lived a little longer, I’d have been related to him.) ::puffs out chest as if she has a right to be proud of this::

        It was one of the last – maybe THE last campaign he did for Bud after decades in charge of their advertising account. He decided he really had said it all.

    • Count Potato

      Yes, although what you can do is submit an outrageous Super Bowl ad that they will reject, then get free press about your rejected ad.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s easy. Just put “Trump” in there somewhere.

    • Rat on a train

      I saw it as $5.5M on other sites.

  2. Count Potato

    Does anyone know which vaccine is the best? I’ve read some things it depends on age.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If you live in Vegas, just ask your Vet.

    • Timeloose

      Probably the one you can get. Most places I have seen don’t allow you a choice while supplies and distribution are still limiting availability.

      • Count Potato

        That should change soon though.

      • Tonio

        ^This. Also, the Pfizer vaccine requires storage and transport at -70F (uncommon equipment for most pharmacies), the Moderna at -30F.

    • R C Dean

      I opted for Moderna, because they seem to have more experience with mRNA research.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Like Mengele had more experience with tissue grafting?

      • db

        modeRNA?

      • Tonio

        Thanks for the info.

    • Endless Mike

      I got the organic, free-range vaccine – no side effects for me, but I’ve heard about some doozies from other people…

    • Hyperion

      The one you don’t take.

      • Count Potato

        What makes you say that?

      • Hyperion

        Because I’m not taking no fucking poke of an experimental vaccine that hasn’t been through trials. This thing could take years to completely fuck you up because no one knows about any potential long term side effects.

        My thinking is the vaccine is potentially more deadly that the virus, maybe a lot more.

        But if you want to take it, it’s your decision. I’m not really worried about the vid, I’ve probably already had it.

      • Animal

        Uh, the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines have been through all the usual trials. They were run concurrently instead of sequentially. I actually know people who worked on one of them.

        Take or not just as you please, either way, but don’t say they haven’t been through trials, because they have.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        As the spousal unit and I have discussed, we’re so far down the totem pole that they’ll be giving Martians the vaccine(s) around the same time that we’re up for ’em, so we’ll have at least six months to a year of watching what happens to others who get the shot.
        The one thing that none of these vaccines have been through is long-term observation of adverse side-effects, because they simply couldn’t be. That’s why we’re philosophical about ’em, ’cause we’ll have a decent lead time to do the assessment of long-term (or at least medium-term) risk ourselves.

      • Animal

        The one thing that none of these vaccines have been through is long-term observation of adverse side-effects, because they simply couldn’t be.

        That’s accurate, of course. And, when they’re first approved for first use, no vaccine or drug is.

        The process is onerous enough as it is – companies like Pfizer and Moderna routinely have billions tied up in R&D of a new compound, biosimilar or vaccine before they ever see market.

        Again: These vaccines went through the normal process. The primary difference Warp Speed made is that it allowed concurrent, rather than sequential, trials, and jumped the vaccines to the front of FDA’s review queue.

      • R C Dean

        And, when they’re first approved for first use, no vaccine or drug is.

        I’m not sure that’s right, especially for vaccines. The trials are set up as long-term studies, and the patients are followed for years (that’s true of the ‘Vid vaccine trials). My understanding is that most vaccines stay in the trial period for years. I think, but don’t know, that’s so long-term effects have a chance to show themselves. I believe most vaccines aren’t released until there has been some opportunity to identify long-term side effects.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        More to the point, I’m not sure there’s ever been a vaccine developed in such a short time that was also destined to be injected into a substantial portion of the entire human race within a year of its introduction. That’s a real Hail Mary move, and if it fucks up, it fucks up bigly — instead of a few thousand “oh, crap” moments, we could have tens of millions of ’em.

      • Gadfly

        Someone who posts here claims to have been a participant in one of the trials, even. And he was still alive and in sound mind (as much as anyone who posts here is).

      • slumbrew

        The long-term effects of lipid nanoparticals they use as a transport mechanism for the mRNA vaccines are… murky. As in, not 100% clear whether they can or will cross the blood-brain barrier in significant quantities. It’d be a nightmare if a huge number of people end up with ALS-like or MS-like symptoms down the road.

        This is a good read, especially the comments:

        https://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2021/01/11/rna-vaccines-and-their-lipids

        non-tinfoil-hat concerns are raised. Sample:

        Although I agree that the vaccine’s lipid nanoparticles would likely tend to collect extensively in local lymphatics, I’ve never heard of an IM injection that’s restricted exclusively to the injection site or nearby lymphatics alone. Every time I’ve been in the clinic, IM (esp. the deltoid) has been chosen precisely because the injected material inevitably goes systemic, through which it could reach peripheral tissues, vital organs, and the blood-brain barrier. It’s still unclear of course if the vaccine is reaching the BBB, or endocytosing within glial cells or neurons beyond it, and your linked paper does help to illuminate some of the issues with trafficking and cellular localization. Still, the most challenging aspect of following the lipid nanoparticle literature is that the LNPs’ chemistry and in vivo behavior can vary so substantially depending on the specific formulation. And if the vaccine manufacturers are invoking trade secrets as a basis for withholding further details about their LNPs (or allowing independent labs to test tissue localization with reporter genes), this leaves the public with a big doughnut hole in critical knowledge about the vaccines’ in vivo behavior.

        I’d be much more comfortable with one of the more conventional vaccines coming down the pipe.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        That’s my nightmare scenario — a year from now, a few percent of the people who get one of the mRNA vaccines come down with either of ALS or MS, leaving Western medical systems dealing with millions of people becoming progressively more disabled and requiring significant resources to help.
        “Great Reset,” indeed.

      • grrizzly

        There are several more conventional vaccines available now or soon. Including the Russian one, Sputnik V.

      • Hyperion

        “There are several more conventional vaccines available now or soon. Including the Russian one, Sputnik V.”

        Why am I supposed to take that?

        Given, any conventional vaccine has to be long term more safe.

        But there’s this:

        My wife had her flu vaccine about a week ago. Two days later she became very ill. It scared me, I was about ready to take her to the emergency room a few days ago. And me? Never taken a flu shot in my life, yet, I did not get sick.

      • Hyperion

        No, they have not. Nothing makes it through any clinical trials that quickly. That is not how it’s done. I work for a every well known medical research institution. You may want to rethink that.

    • blackjack

      Alcohol, in the right dosage, is 100 percent effective against sobriety.

      • Hyperion

        It’s at least 300% effective, I’m convinced.

    • westernsloper

      If you are under 65 why would you consider the vaccine? You have damn near a better chance of drawing a winning power ball ticket than being killed by this virus. (I will let you spectrum inhabiting pedants deconstruct that last sentence)

  3. robc

    GME closed at 76.76. Up 18% from friday, Down $60 from this morning.

    • robc

      And that will be my last GME update until it breaks above 150 or below 10 or something hilarious happens.

    • I. B. McGinty

      It’s all fun until someone rolls a 7.

  4. Rebel Scum

    Uproar in Switzerland after Swiss dairy bids to make cheese from German milk

    I can nazi this ending well.

    • The Other Kevin

      The hole thing is ridiculous.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re whipped into a frothy rage over it.

      • C. Anacreon

        You’ve all milked this about as far as it can go.

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe even a furor?

    • Swiss Servator

      Why do you think I preemptively narrowed my gaze?

      • The Other Kevin

        You know us too well.

      • Animal

        Because you’re just that Gouda.

      • Rat on a train

        It doesn’t have the same impact.

      • bacon-magic

        Cool your tilsets.

    • db

      I thought Switzerland was all free markets and stuff. Guess they need to read up on their Milch Friedman.

    • blackjack

      It’s just a misunderstanding. The Swiss asked for some milk from the kruats and now they are expecting 9 milks to show up.

    • Animal

      I think it’s a Brie-lliant idea.

      • Ownbestenemy

        If we can’t get any cheddar than this with our puns, we might have to put ourselves out to pasture

      • blackjack

        I would agree with you, but I don’t know jack.

      • Animal

        I curd try again.

      • bacon-magic

        Let me whey in…this whole thread bleu me away.

      • Animal

        Now you’re just Rushan in.

    • Mojeaux

      You all are a bunch of muensters.

    • Chipwooder

      Ummmm…gorgonzola?

      I got nothin’.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      They are sounding the alarm. Give them a horn so they have something to Teuton.

      • bacon-magic

        I ricola the Swiss know their cheese.

    • Agent Cooper

      It’s a Von Trapp!

  5. grrizzly

    Coca-Cola, which has featured endearing polar bears in past years’ Super Bowl commercials, said it will not run ads during this year’s CBS broadcast.

    What’s the point of watching Super Bowl then?

    • R C Dean

      To see Brady set the record for most Super Bowl losses?

      • Mojeaux

        Hey-o!

      • grrizzly

        Tommy is as dreamy as ever.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I had to read it, research the guy, and finally said…huh, that is his name.

      • Endless Mike

        “Economy Demands Newsom’s Resignation”

      • slumbrew

        That works on multiple levels.

      • db

        Way out west there was this fella… fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Randy Economy.

        Now this here story I’m about to unfold took place back in the early ’20s – just about the time of our conflict with Newsome and the ‘vid. I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man… I won’t say a hero, ’cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about the Economy here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s the Economy, in California. But sometimes there’s a man, sometimes, there’s a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But… aw, hell. I’ve done introduced him enough.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Yeah, baby!

  6. J. Frank Parnell

    Budweiser is the latest corporation to back out of advertising during this year’s broadcast, choosing instead to join a public awareness campaign for the COVID-19 vaccine.

    *eyeroll*

    Anyways, that story has a much more important item on the sidebar: Elizabeth Hurley goes topless under furry coat while posing in the snow

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hurley made a deal with the Devil. That’s the only possible explanation.

      • slumbrew

        That was my thought as well. Phenomenal.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well..she was the devil at one point in time…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        When I saw that movie, all I could think was “Forget that other chick, shack up with the Devil”

      • Bobarian LMD
      • Count Potato

        Bedazzled was a documentary.

      • blackjack

        Meh. Somebody, somewhere is trolling for tranny hookers because he’s sick of her, right now.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Now that’s one I never understood. Dude could have had any chick he wanted.

        No accounting for taste.

      • Count Potato

        Didn’t Eddie Murphy get caught doing the same thing?

      • Chipwooder

        Yep

      • Chipwooder

        I thought she was the Devil?

        Not a particularly good movie, but I’ll watch it anytime for obvious reasons.

    • Rebel Scum

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    • DEG

      I guess I should have read the comments before commenting.

    • rhywun

      *eyeroll*

      Yeah, I’m not buying these corporations’ piety at all.

      More like, they don’t see the value of throwing all that money out the window this year, for some reason….

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I’m thinking there’s a decent chance that cancel culture has gotten to them.

        You can either say something that’s Woke and piss off a bunch of people, or you can risk saying something that will piss off the SJW community, who will then do everything possible from boycotts to burning down bottling plants. And the wrench in the cog is that you have no idea what will piss off the SJW assholes. They will find anything and exploit it, and you have no idea what that will be.

        So it’s just safer to think that a company like coke, that everyone on the planet already knows, won’t benefit by placing a SB add, and primarily risks damage, because their ability to speak has been compromised.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Would you look at all those white supremacists.

      • Hyperion

        Hey, they were identifying as white!

    • Tonio

      Forget it, it’s Chinatown.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I like the Equality hoodie on of the attackers was wearing.

      • Chipwooder

        I noticed that too.

    • Gadfly

      I know Trump was a Jackson fan, but he really missed an opportunity to troll by fast-tracking the Tubman bill using that “come-with-me-if-you-want-to-live” pic of her packing heat.

    • rhywun

      Trump-blocked plan

      ?

      Sure, that was debunked years ago but we have a narrative to plug.

      • Hyperion

        Narrative are forever. That is the way.

    • The Other Kevin

      Isn’t that the set of one of those Kingsman movies?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wow, they look scary!

      • Hyperion

        Look at the blonde with the bull horn.

    • RBS

      OK, so what do they actually believe?

      • Viking1865

        They’re a white only group which claims to practice old Norse/Germanic paganism, and believes in forming a strong community of their own racial group. So kind of like the Nation of Islam, except I don’t think their leader rubs shoulders with anyone in Congress.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This is why I am careful what tattoos of my heritage I get. Co-opted symbols or not, a dishonest media will conflate.

    • R C Dean

      I didn’t see any Nazi symbols.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        You have to look at some of them with unfocused eyes, like with those 3D paintings from 25 years ago.

      • Hyperion

        What are you talking about? They’re all white.

      • Chipwooder

        They use runes. Nazis use runes.

        Fin.

      • Agent Cooper

        You did not see them?

    • Rebel Scum

      They seem nice…

      For many the specter of white supremacy’s insidious spread was made suddenly and horrifically real on January 6, when Trump supporters stormed Washington DC’s Capitol. Some carried rifles; some stalked the Senate floor with fistfuls of flex-cuffs; one brought 11 Molotov cocktails.

      *rolls eyes*

      • R C Dean

        Trump supporters stormed Washington DC’s Capitol. Some carried rifles

        I haven’t seen any pics of protestors carrying rifles inside the Capitol.

        one brought 11 Molotov cocktails

        What, in little airline bottles?

      • The Other Kevin

        I haven’t seen any pics of fire at that protest, either.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Some did light journalists’ equipment on fire outside the Capitol, but that was about it.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

        Does seem like an odd number, though.

      • Gadfly

        I read an article about the molotov cocktails guy (he also had guns). While it is awfully suspicious to bring such weapons, as I don’t think area of effect weapons such as grenades can be legitimately used for self-defense, he did leave all the molotovs and most (all?) of his weapons in his truck, so it’s not like someone was stalking the capitol with grenades.

      • slumbrew

        some stalked walked on the Senate floor with fistfuls of flex-cuffs [which they had picked up off the ground, after police had dropped the flex-cuffs]

        Doesn’t sound quite so dramatic in context.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I only saw one stalking, er, walking with a handful of flexicuffs.

      • slumbrew

        The entire “there were catch and kill teams!” hysterics is based entirely on that dude having some flex-cuffs, AFAICT. The fact he picked them up off the ground would seem to indicate this wasn’t some grand plan, but what do I know.

      • Chipwooder

        The only people armed I saw in any picture or video from the day were cops.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Buffalo Guy’s flag was mounted on a spear. The rest were armed with hate and white supremacy.

      • Gadfly

        And the only person who shot anyone was a cop.

  7. Ownbestenemy

    Just walked past our break room and President Biden is actually holding a briefing…was too busy to stop and listen…but sounded like he was jumbling his words again.

    • Ted S.

      It’s probably the same one Kristen had to suffer through this morning.

    • KromulentKristen

      You saw it, too? I had it muted, but I had the advantage of being on my sofa on my own computer.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Budweiser is the latest corporation to back out of advertising during this year’s broadcast, choosing instead to join a public awareness campaign for the COVID-19 vaccine.

    ——-

    Thirty-second ad spots for the Super Bowl reportedly go for about $55 million a piece. Budweiser will instead route some of that money to the Ad Council’s efforts to raise public awareness about the vaccine, as well as a 90-second COVID-themed “film” called “Bigger Picture” narrated by actress Rashida Jones. It will air digitally leading up to the Super Bowl, which airs on Feb. 7, 2021 on CBS.

    Hanging swastika banners from the roof of corporate HQ to appease the mask Nazis. Such brave.

    • Agent Cooper

      “90-second COVID-themed “film” called “Bigger Picture” narrated by actress Rashida Jones.”

      Yeah, that’ll be good.

  9. grrizzly

    Maybe that’s why we haven’t heard from Pie recently.

    Bear Chases Skier Down Mountain in Viral Video

    Videos show a large bear chasing a skier down a mountain at a ski resort in Romania. The videos, filmed from up above from a ski lift, show the bear gaining on the skier as the man tries to escape.

    According to Digi24, the skier was able to trick the bear and get to safety by throwing his backpack away from him. Ion Zaharia, a local police spokesperson, told the news outlet that the bear was distracted by the backpack and began examining it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You shouldn’t torment him like that,

    • Tonio

      A backpack is basically a picnic basket with a delay factor.

      • blackjack

        Yabba, dabba, do.

    • C. Anacreon

      The bear went over the mountain
      The bear went over the mountain
      The bear went over the mountain
      To chase those who did ski…..

  10. DEG

    Budweiser is the latest corporation to back out of advertising during this year’s broadcast, choosing instead to join a public awareness campaign for the COVID-19 vaccine.

    Fuck. But there are good things in the world. From the sidebar.

    Moderna, which already has its vaccine being distributed in the United States, said new studies conducted in collaboration with the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases showed its two-dose vaccine should protect against the mutated strains, but may require another booster to protect against the South African strain.

    “Should protect”?

    Lopez Obrador’s strategy has focused on increasing hospital capacity over testing and contact tracing. Instead of lockdowns, Mexico has used a tiered system of restrictions from state to state to limit the impact on the economy.

    That sounds fairly sane.

    • R C Dean

      At one time, at least, those restrictions included “you can’t leave your state”.

      • DEG

        Ah.

        So not all that sane.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Too bad this quote wasn’t at the top and not buried way into the article:

      ‘Matthew, no, I got zero! I am a government worker. I have a government salary.’ – Fauci

    • Raven Nation

      This seems to be a developing narrative. I think someone posted last night about WaPo and perhaps NYT publishing stories on Fauci going after him for his lies about masks early in the pandemic. It’s possible his 15 minutes are up and there’s some insider in Biden’s admin pushing a narrative. Of course, I could be completely wrong but it seems odd that these stories are coming out after almost 12 months of unadulterated praise.

      • one true athena

        CNN published that “anonymous sources in the administration lament Trump left no plan” and then Fauci came out and said ‘what? there was a plan, we’re following it”.

        And after that, I think his days got numbered. The Biden Comms people are still trying to push the “plan, what plan” narrative and he’s inconvenient. I expect him pushed out in a week.

      • one true athena

        And reading this over, I realize I’ve turned into those people who read Pravda “between the lines” .

        because that’s where we are now.

      • Gadfly

        That makes sense. And Fauci is unlikely to say there was no plan, since I think he was one of the contributors to it.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        Over half-a-mil Canadian? Eff me, our own Prime Minister doesn’t make that kind of dosh (not that he should, but that’s a different gripe…).

        No wonder the lying little gnome’s never retired.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Walls work.

    As Virginia awaits the resolution of legal challenges that have delayed the removal of the Robert E. Lee Monument in Richmond, workers from the Department of General Services will install a fence to prepare for the statue’s removal.

    In a statement, DGS said they will install fencing today around the Lee monument grounds to “ensure the safety of visitors and workers as part of DGS’s plan to prepare the site for the removal of the Lee statue.”

    I can’t wait to see what it is replaced with.

    • Tonio

      A PRC-style statue of Gov Northam and Mayor Stoney standing together, saluting the people. Northam has his hand on Stoney’s bottom and Stoney has a bulge.

    • Chipwooder

      Hopefully something better than that awful Arthur Ashe statue. I have zero problem with honoring Ashe. I have a big problem with doing it by having a really bad statue that looks like he’s about to beat a bunch of children with his tennis racket while throwing books at them.

      For you non-Central VA Glibs

      • Tonio

        ^This.

      • R C Dean

        I love that the kids’ hands are raised defensively.

      • Gadfly

        Unless he was known in life for oft raising his hands while he spoke, that is an odd choice for a statue. I think they were trying to do too much. An action shot of him playing tennis, or even taking the same general concept but have him handing the racket and books to the kids, would be better.

  12. Count Potato

    “She is a multi-millionaire at age 19, but Billie Eilish is still learning how to spend her money.

    The singing sensation revealed she recently paid $35 for cereal – but didn’t realize until after the fact just how expensive the purchase actually was.

    ‘I don’t know what things cost because I’ve never been an adult before,’ she told March issue of Vanity Fair. ‘And, you know, I grew up with no money.’

    ‘It’s a really weird position I’m in. I feel kind of stupid because I’m like, I don’t know how much Froot Loops are. I tried to order one box of Froot Loops and I was like, Oh yeah, sure. It’s $35. I didn’t know that that’s expensive.’

    Billie Eilish reveals she paid $35 for CEREAL (but did not realize she had actually bought 70 boxes until later): ‘I didn’t know that that’s expensive’

    By Christine Rendon For Dailymail.com

    Published: 12:36 EST, 25 January 2021 | Updated: 12:52 EST, 25 January 2021

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    She is a multi-millionaire at age 19, but Billie Eilish is still learning how to spend her money.

    The singing sensation revealed she recently paid $35 for cereal – but didn’t realize until after the fact just how expensive the purchase actually was.

    ‘I don’t know what things cost because I’ve never been an adult before,’ she told March issue of Vanity Fair. ‘And, you know, I grew up with no money.’
    ‘I didn’t know that that’s expensive’: Billie Eilish revealed she spent $35 for cereal during an interview with the March issue of Vanity Fair
    +5

    ‘I didn’t know that that’s expensive’: Billie Eilish revealed she spent $35 for cereal during an interview with the March issue of Vanity Fair

    ‘It’s a really weird position I’m in. I feel kind of stupid because I’m like, I don’t know how much Froot Loops are. I tried to order one box of Froot Loops and I was like, Oh yeah, sure. It’s $35. I didn’t know that that’s expensive.’

    Turns out Billie had accidentally ordered 70 small boxes of Froot Loops cereal, further illustrating the high cost.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9184987/Billie-Eilish-reveals-paid-35-CEREAL-didnt-realize-bought-70-boxes-later.html

    Fifty cents a box sounds like a good deal.

    • Count Potato

      Woops! Feel free to edit that.

    • Ted S.

      That sounds like 50¢ for a single-serving, food service style box.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Is that the lumpy chick with green hair?

    • Gadfly

      I find it hard to believe that someone who grew up with no money didn’t know that $35 is a lot for cereal. Poor and middle class people tend to cart their young kids to the grocery store when they have to go shopping, and it’s no mystery what things cost when the prices are right there. Not to mention that there tend to be frequent discussions of what can be afforded when money is short.

      • Count Potato

        I find it hard to believe no one edited my comment.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    For many the specter of white supremacy’s insidious spread was made suddenly and horrifically real on January 6, when Trump supporters stormed Washington DC’s Capitol. Some carried rifles; some stalked the Senate floor with fistfuls of flex-cuffs; one brought 11 Molotov cocktails.

    Something something of the drama queens, for the drama queens and by the drama queens.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Chunky crucifix necklace.

  14. Rebel Scum

    Unity, healing, etc.

    “The whole world is laughing at the United States of America, the so-called cradle of democracy,” he said in a virtual acceptance speech that was recorded on January 6, shortly after the riot on Capitol Hill, accordting to the Hollywood Reporter.

    “We’re at a crossroads now, and everybody please be safe. This is not a game. These people got guns with ammunition,” the filmmaker warned. “I hope to God that I’m wrong, but people are gonna get killed behind this bullshit. This president, President Agent Orange [Donald Trump], will go down in history with the likes of Hitler. These guys — all his boys — they’re going down on the wrong side of history.”

    • blackjack

      The world is laughing because we let a senile retard steal the election. Then, we let him piss off literally everyone in his first few days in office. They will laugh even harder when he gets ousted and the true Nazi, Kamala gets installed. It would all be really funny, if it were not going to screw over the whole world.

      • R C Dean

        Then, we let him piss off literally everyone in his first few days in office

        Well, not everyone. Putin, Pooh Bear, and the Iranian mullahs are pretty happy.

      • Gadfly

        And in fairness his donor class is too. He is giving the people who bought him what they paid him for.

      • Ted S.

        The world is laughing because they’re nasty little xenophobes who hate American culture.

    • rhywun

      *clears throat*

      Go fuck yourself.

    • Mojeaux

      I first noticed Amazon not having a book when a friend recommended a book on discernment, the art and practice of making good decisions both as a group and an individual. The book is spectacular. It is very relevant and enriching and filled with practical advice and wisdom, especially for a business or community leader. Amazon does not have this book.

      Bullshit

      Amazon does not have this book. I also could not easily find Introduction to Saint Thomas Aquinas, though it was available from third party sellers (for nearly $800). Well maybe these are pretty obscure books, even for Amazon.

      Ya think? It was published in 1948 and is not out of copyright. Find the copyright holder and get them to put out a reprint and ebook. Or else, you know, get it from Gutenberg.

      Then I noticed that many books on Satanism, such as Awakening Lucifer were not only Amazon Prime, they were on Kindle Unlimited. In fact, the whole catalog of Draco Press, a Satanist publishing company founded in 2018, were on Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime. Strange.

      Not strange at all. Draco clearly is on the ball.

      I could go on.

      Amazon is notorious for randomly pulling books because somebody didn’t like something about it, although I am largely only familiar with this in erotica. They do, can, have, and will continue to refuse to sell certain titles. I am not defending Amazon.

      This article is not well done or thought out.

      • Trolleric the Goth

        and then the instant counterpoint from an actual expert!

    • Trolleric the Goth

      very, thanks for that link

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “Biden lifts transgender military ban”

    None of THOSE people voted for you-know-who.

    • Count Potato

      I’m sure plenty of them did.

    • Rat on a train

      I can finally max the PT test!

    • Hyperion

      Xi and Putin have more cocktails parties, continues laughing their asses off.

      The entire US military will be made up of obese pink and blue haired Xes who cannot even do one girl pushup, in less than 4 years.

  16. Rebel Scum

    When I think of Joe Biden I think of life, vigor and newness.

    The new President and first lady settled in at the White House this weekend, and did so with extended Biden family members.

    “The residence has life in it again,” a White House source told CNN of the energy inside. “It’s the honeymoon period where everything feels new.”

    • The Other Kevin

      Don’t forget about all those fresh ideas!

    • Viking1865

      The weirdest fucking thing is the Joe Biden Is So Cool and Relatable propaganda effort. I mean, seriously, Clinton and Obama I get how both are very fun guys in their own way even if you disagree with them. But Joe Biden is a turd. He’s the kind of guy who gets his jaw jacked in real life, except hes spent 50 fucking years in a job where taking a swing gets you a federal case, so hes been able to run his fucking mouth without consequences.

      • Trolleric the Goth

        Yeah, this one has been a major puzzler to me throughout his anointing early last year as “the guy” – 12 months ago he was a doddering mushbrain, a joke, gropey joe, sniffing children’s hair.

        how people actually bought into him being cool just staggers me.

      • Gadfly

        I don’t know what you are on about. The emperor is wearing very fine clothes. Very fine, indeed.

      • The Other Kevin

        You don’t get a 50 year career in politics without acting like a career politician.

      • R C Dean

        Clinton and Obama I get how both are very fun guys in their own way

        Clinton, yeah.

        Obama? Not seeing it.

      • slumbrew

        Agreed. Obama strikes me as a pompous douche.

      • Mojeaux

        I had a client who worked closely with Clinton and she gushed at me one day that he could make anyone feel like they were the most important person in the world.

        Obama seems like a dead bore.

      • Animal

        From what I know about Bill Clinton, he’d be a fun guy to have a few beers with. He’s intelligent, charming, charismatic, engaging, likes to check out the babes. As long as we could avoid politics, he’d probably be a fun guy to hang out with.

        Obama? No way. He’d be a crashing bore. He’s not all that bright, and he’d talk about himself the whole time. The guy’s a malignant narcissist and practically a walking definition of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

      • Fourscore

        Bill Clinton would be the fun guy to sit next to at the party. He’d know all the dirty jokes, do the accent impressions. You just wouldn’t want him sitting next to your wife, ‘specially if you had to sit next to Hillary.

      • Chipwooder

        Same. Biden has been a punchline for almost the entirety of his career. His own ticket mate tried to talk him out of running because “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up”. He’s always given off a creepy-uncle vibe with the hair sniffing and weirdly handsy way he is with young women and girls. He is an awful public speaker. And now he clearly has deteriorating mental faculties.

        Yet the media has gone whole-hog on “Joe’s such a cool guy, and super competent too!” Look, I understand why a lot of people hate Trump, but just admit that you supported Biden for that reason. Don’t try to sell me a ridiculous bill of goods about how awesome you suddenly find Biden.

      • Mad Scientist

        When you have to tell people you’re in charge, you aren’t. When the media has to tell people you’re cool…

  17. Rebel Scum

    Based Josh Hawley.

    Hawley’s letter to the Senate Democrats who filed the ethics complaint against him and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) included:

    The idea that one Senator who disagrees with another Senator can therefore have that Senator punished, sanctioned, censured, or removed is utterly antithetical to our democracy and the very idea of open, lawful debate. This line of thinking is, however, sadly consistent with the new woke-mob mentality that you should cancel anyone who disagrees with your views. Your baseless allegations are in that sense unfortunately typical of today’s leftwing cancel culture, a culture that tramples on the democratic traditions that left and right once defended together.

    • Hyperion

      “can therefore have that Senator punished, sanctioned, censured, or removed”

      Hey, it works on Twitter.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Some of you may think this story from Oklahoma doesn’t bode well for STEVE SMITH.

    I prefer to think that BIG CRYPTID has successfully lobbied the OK govt to start a program that brings new firearms and love toys to the woods for STEVE SMITH.

    An Oklahoma state lawmaker has introduced a bill to establish a Bigfoot hunting season. The bill would require hunting licenses and comes with a $25,000 reward for capture. The legislation is meant to increase tourism near the Ouachita Mountains. According to the Bigfoot Research Organization, there have been 106 Bigfoot sightings in Oklahoma. So, Bigfoot, if you’re listening, time to get out of town.

    Just for the record, how much would an audio recording of an NPR host being raped loved by STEVE SMITH be worth? I can just hear those soft, low tones of Marra Liasson saying “no, no, no not the backdoor.”

    • Tonio

      Has SP been leaking my treatments and pitches again?

  19. Hyperion

    I can’t even remember who recommended it now. But my wife and I watched the first episode of season 1 and started on the 2nd episode last night.

    Whoa, it’s sort of whacked. First thing I noticed is that the daughter is a bitch face shrew of a cunte. I mean if you really want to make an unlikeable character, it’s hard to top that.

    • Hyperion

      I’m talking about Yellowstone of course, might have been nice to mention that in the post.

      • Mojeaux

        I heard it was a Sons of Anarchy knock-off, and I honestly couldn’t stomach SoA.

      • Chipwooder

        Aw, I watched SoA until it got utterly ridiculous, and even then I kept watching it through the finale because “well, I’ve watched it this long, I’m going to see how it ends, dammit”

      • Hyperion

        Yellowstone got utterly ridiculous in the first episode. Don’t watch it if you won’t want to realize it’s a film and a lot of parts of it are, well, utterly not like reality.

      • limey

        I stuck it out. It’s terrible and awful and really good at the same time. Kurt Sutter without Shawn Ryan to temper the crazy. I think overall The Shield was better. Everyone always compares The Shield to The Wire but they’re missing the point. Sons of Anarchy is the natural comparison. The red-headed Sutter stepchild of Shawn Ryan’s masterpiece.

      • blackjack

        The shield was good TV. SOA was mildly cool, because they had some motorcycle people involved and some motorcycles involved. Motorcycles are cool.

      • Viking1865

        SOA, like a lot of the TV-MA type shows, just went on too long. You’ve got a few of the better creative types now understanding the thing to do is to get a quality show going, have an actual vision for how it starts, grows, builds, climaxes, and ends and then can sell the network on the value of doing it that way.

        There’s too many shows where guys start with 4 good seasons worth of content, but then the show blows up and it meanders into 7 seasons of bloated mess. Breaking Bad and The Wire I can watch over and over because they’re tight, coherent stories.

      • Chipwooder

        Others, like Goliath, morph into a bloated mess by season 3.

      • Raven Nation

        “SOA, like a lot of the TV-MA type shows, just went on too long.”

        See also Burn Notice

      • blackjack

        Well, a bike club that does international arms deals, is pretty fucking funny. Usually, the feds are so far up their asses, a petty meth deal gets everyone involved life in prison. See Danny’s story. A local outlaw that everyone here knows. I would have voted for him, but he didn’t show up on the ballot. Been hearing wild tales of him and his family for decades. Character, that guy.

      • Viking1865

        See also Burn Notice

        See I thought the issue with Burn Notice was that it started to kind of be something it wasn’t. I watched Burn Notice, and I still flip on the first few seasons before they added Jesse, as a fun show to put on while I play on my phone or clean the house or fold clothes.

        Every plot is the same: There’s someone who needs help, Mike is planning a scheme, Sam is funny but capable, Fi is sexy/scary in equal measure, there’s some PG 13 violence, swashs are buckled, derrings are dooed, theres plenty of Miami girls walking around in the background, lots of B roll of cool architecture or sandy beaches. It’s just pure fun.

        Later on they really starting leaning into the Multi Episode Big Bad thing, when the whole point of it was the Monster of The Week that didn’t engage the brain too hard.

      • Raven Nation

        Re: Viking “it started to kind of be something it wasn’t.”

        Yes and no IMHO. The show began with the big picture of Weston being burned and that thread carried through almost every episode. For me the problem began once he was “restored.” At that point the Big Bad BECAME the MOW. It lost a lot of the tongue-in-cheek humor. I remembering someone noting that they dispensed with the screen-shot subtitles which were also hilarious.

        They probably should have ended it after S4. That said, I did think the series finale was a good way of wrapping up all the storylines.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I watched a bit of SoA, but gave up because it seemed silly because of cable network censorship rules.

        After getting used to various other TV series showing naked people (especially gratuitous nudity), watching a SoA scene at a clubhouse after a big party and all the girls are in their grundies seemed silly.

      • Chipwooder

        I think they did show nekkid girls, for brief moments, in the later seasons.

      • Pope Jimbo

        So the opposite of Black Sails?

        The first few seasons it was like there was a shot clock. Every 10 minutes or so they’d have to cut to some bar or brothel where they could justify having a gaggle of naked women.

        By the end it was no nudity and all woke bullshit.

      • Mojeaux

        By the end it was … all woke bullshit.

        Thank you for saving me from that.

        Fun fact, a fan of MINE went to a con and got a pic of Zach McGowan with my pirate book. He said he’d read it, but you know how that goes.

      • The Hyperbole

        It would have been a far better show if they ditched the series long arcs and concentrated on one or two episode stories. They had good actors and characters and it was generally well done (aside from the overuse of six minute White Buffalo melancholy song outros). The Hellboy/Jaxs/leela Macbeth rehashing got tedious very fast.

      • Mojeaux

        MacBeth?

        I thought it was a Hamlet retelling. Or did they segue from Hamlet to MacBeth?

      • Not Adahn

        Hamlet.

        I giggled when they drowned Ophelia.

        And then Gertrude stabbed her in the head with an icepick.

      • The Hyperbole

        You are correct, I get can’t keep all those Dickens books straight.

      • Hyperion

        Wouldn’t know because I haven’t watched SoA. I rarely watch TV. I tried the Expanse, and I sort of like it, but haven’t even made it through the first episode of season 1.

        Wife and I are still meh on Yellowstone. It’s interesting enough to finish the 2nd episode and see how it goes. The landscapes and artwork got me through the first episode. Wife is a Costner fan and she’s still like meh.

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve been watching a program called Beforeigners that Tulip recommended. It’s a Norwegian police procedural with a pretty wild twist. Excellent show.

      • Mojeaux

        I have a couple of friends who just love Jo Nesbø’s work. I haven’t read him yet, mostly because it’s not my preferred genre. I left thrillers behind after a Patricia Cornwell jag.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I like Nesbo’s Harry Hole series. By the end they were getting a bit tired, but still liked them enough.

        I couldn’t even get half way through his book “MacBeth” though.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Beforeigners became a favorite of SP’s and mine. H/T to the Flower Chick.

      • Mojeaux

        There’s going to be a season 2, too! I had to stop reading articles because spoilers and I’m not finished yet.

      • Endless Mike

        You’ve got to get a few episodes in on “The Expanse” before you really get sucked in – not a perfect show, but the best science fiction show I have seen in a long time.

    • Chipwooder

      I’ve always been meaning to watch that because the hot redhead Celtic princess from Brittania is in it.

      • Hyperion

        No idea who that is. Pretty much everyone I know in the show so far is Costner, the ranch dad who owns like half a million acres, the witchy bitchy daughter, the sons, and Chief Big Casino Pompous Fuckface.

        Almost everyone in it are truly unlikeable to some degree or another.

      • Hyperion

        GAH! Do not watch Yellowstone, or that will FOREVER BE RUINED for you! You’ve been warned!

      • Chipwooder

        Duly noted. I’ll not have my fantasies of my wild warrior princess ruined!

      • limey

        I’m only watching this if there really is a character called Chief Big Casino Pompous Fuckface.

      • Hyperion

        There is. Given, I made that name up, but the effect is still the same.

      • Viking1865

        Thomas Rainwater: Thank you for such a visceral reminder
        of what it’s like to be oppressed.

        John Dutton: Ah, cut the shit, Tom.You’re a Harvard MBA who interned for the PR firm that represented the
        American Petroleum Institute. You never missed a meal in your fat life.

      • Hyperion

        lol

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        With a pedigree like that, you want me to hate the guy? He’s practically one of our homies!

      • Agent Cooper

        A/K/A Ronald Drumpf!

    • Viking1865

      First thing I noticed is that the daughter is a bitch face shrew of a cunte. I mean if you really want to make an unlikeable character, it’s hard to top that.

      So I was 100% on board with that, but then a couple episodes you see why she is that way and then you just feel sorry for her.

      • Hyperion

        Fuck, I wanted to to be standing on that stump her brother blew up.

    • mrfamous

      Little House on the Prairie?

  20. Pope Jimbo

    Since Bezos has gone over to the dark side, I am beginning to enjoy articles like this one more and more.

    It is a sob story from a refuge woman who came to the US with no education, no skills and got a job at the Amazon warehouse in Minnesoda. She goes on and on about how horrible it was that they worked her so hard. Especially since she had no English skills and no other work history to prepare her for the job.

    I noticed that she never mentions what she was making at the Amazon warehouse. Last I heard the rate was between $18-22/hour. Not bad for someone who just go to the US 3 months earlier and had no skills.

    • Hyperion

      Have you seen the one where he’s opposing mail-in ballots for employees wanting to unionize?

      Smeagol really nails the hypocrisy of the left with that one.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, it is funny that when it comes to his stuff, Bezos isn’t going to tolerate any shady mail in ballots.

        It really is sad to see Amazon go down the bad path. Their cloud infrastructure and services have been a real boon to a lot of people. I remember the bad old days of our start ups and trying to come up with money to buy hardware to develop on. It would have been so much nicer to simply use VM’s and other services.

        But yeah, I now am giggling when he is getting pounded by the shit birds on the Left.

      • Hyperion

        Their service is becoming unbearably bad.

        Yesterday then even topped their own previous level of shittyness.

        I got an order and as usual they took a photo of the delivery to go with the order.

        The problem is, the photo was for a different order, which was in fact left downstairs, with half the order missing.

        Their customer service employees seem to be embarrassed now. I can’t even imagine the number of complaints they deal with on a daily basis.

    • blackjack

      To be fair, lots of people think you don’t have to work to get money in America.

      • Trolleric the Goth

        and in many cases, they’re not wrong either!

      • Mojeaux

        Some of those people would be right.

      • Hyperion

        Well, politicians and bureaucrats have pretty much proven that beyond a reasonable doubt.

        But possibly even a better career, crack baby mum.

    • Ed Wuncler

      So what’s her fucking point? Did she believe that she was entitled to an office 9-5 job where she gets paid 50k+ a year? If it’s that terrible, I’m pretty sure someone from her refugee camp would be more than willing to take her place.

      • limey

        And a ten-bedroom mansion in Beverly Hills where she would live with rich husband who look just like Señor Hasselhoff. America just give you these things.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dude, you are supposed to be uplifted at a story of her perfectly assimilating into US culture.

        She came here a refugee and was able to learn how to be a victim and thus rise to the top of American society. Those dumb bunnies back in the refugee camp are so deluded that they want to stop being victims.

      • limey

        Nailed it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Why did you have to be so accurate in that description?

        Now I’m depressed.

    • limey

      Styx the rock group is the good one ?

    • blackjack

      Hey! I saw Foreigner, Kansas, Bad Company and Styx at one of the last shows at the Gibson amphitheater. Styx was clearly the winner. This was 2012 or so. Styx looked pretty much as they did in the eighties. The others? Not so much.

      • limey

        ?

      • blackjack

        This one drove me wild.

    • limey

      Most of what I follow on you tube is non-political, and the political stuff I follow is not really up to the minute culture war rancor clickbait, but more philosophical in nature. Having said that, the first of all the channels I follow to give it the proverbial “so long, saddlebags!” and up sticks for Rumble is a non-political channel and I guess they just showed their hand and tossed away most of their audience for a principle that was irrelevant given the nature of their channel. I got the rumble app and it’s nor great.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of shows- I watched episode 1 of Neverland, last night. I’ll watch another one. We’ll see if it holds my interest.

  22. Tonio

    Also, speaking of shows, I recommend “Flack.” We were amused. A lot. To the point of snurking food. Unfortunately it’s an Amazon thingie.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I started watching the Netflix Nightstalker series. It isn’t bad or great. It seems OK. A little too much love for the cops in my opinion, but not so bad it is unwatchable.

      The problem is that Tiller Russell is supposed to be releasing a documentary on the Silk Road in February and I hope that doesn’t do as much copsucking.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Minnesoda will now be 100% carbon free by 2040 (instead of 2050).

    Why doesn’t King Walz use his dials and dictatorial powers to simply decide we will be carbon free by 2023? Why fuck around and let Gaia get raped by evil capitalists and climate deniers? Surely he can simply issue a proclamation doing away with those pesky laws of thermodynamics (probably invented by dead white men) and we’ll instantly be flooded with clean energy.

    Governor Tim Walz is pushing a goal for Minnesota to produce 100 percent carbon-free electricity by 2040, a decade earlier than he previously proposed.

    The proposal is one of several policies the governor outlined last week to try to reduce the emissions of greenhouse gases linked to climate change.

    A report recently released by the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency said the state is not on track to meet its goals to cut overall greenhouse gas emissions by 30 percent by 2025 and 80 percent by 2050, from 2005 levels. Minnesota’s overall greenhouse gas emissions have declined just 8 percent since 2005.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Among those voicing support was Michael Noble, director of the nonprofit Fresh Energy, who said the price of clean energy, including wind, solar and battery storage, has fallen dramatically.

      “Because new carbon-free electricity technologies are lower cost than the legacy fossil fuel technologies that they’re replacing, we can do this in a way that saves money rather than increase consumer costs,” Noble said.

      Well if this were true, why would the govt have to get involved at all. If clean energy was actually lower cost, why wouldn’t the utilities switch over voluntarily? Are they being run by depraved people who love polluting? Or is it maybe like the gender pay gap and not entirely true?

      • R C Dean

        the price of clean energy, including wind, solar and battery storage, has fallen dramatically

        Pretty sure that’s bullshit. Wind energy costs pretty much what it always has, windmills being windmills. Solar is getting better, but its still nowhere near as cost-efficient (unsubsidized) as ye olde fossil fuels. There are marginal improvements in battery tech, but no breakthrough that makes very large storage capacity anything but pretty effing expensive.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Who dares doubt the word of a Director at a Non-Profit?

        Do you not know that people working for non-profits are as pure as the driven snow and would never tell a lie or stretch figures to make a point? These people work for no profit so what motivation would they have for not telling the whole truth?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I generally consider non-profits to be stupid, evil, or both now.

      • Viking1865

        Gotta love the lumping in of “battery storage” in there, as though storing coal/oil/gas generated electricity in a battery transforms it into clean energy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Batteries are incredibly clean and environmentally friendly, this is known.

    • limey

      How in heck does one remove all the carbon from an entire state? That’s beyond ridiculous.

      • Chipwooder

        “Yep, the diamonds too, throw em in the bag….”

      • limey

        I suppose Minnesota is 90% snow, which is just hydrogen and oxygen. It might be easier than other states.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am pretty sure humans are carbon-based and emit greenhouse gasses. Sounds like a real solution presented.

      • limey

        I’d like to see some volunteers for fart-capture technology.

    • creech

      So how many new nuclear plants will Minnesota be licensing?

  24. Count Potato

    “Hey techie, smarty pants followers of mine! Do you think what happened with my trump photo scandal being such an international overblown outrage could have been because of this “GamerGate” thing I’m just learning about? ”

    https://twitter.com/kathygriffin/status/1353383846109036547

    OFFS!!

    • blackjack

      No, Kathy, it’s because you’re an asshole. Simple.

    • Hyperion

      Replying to
      @kathygriffin
      Yes, it was absolutely related. GamerGate is the ground zero for pulling together a movement of men online, including from white nationalist circles.

      No, you fucking dumbshit, who has never played a game in your entire life, unless it’s Farmville or My Little Pony. Gamersgate is about a bunch of lameass Feminazis trying to ruin what’s left of fun in life, like gaming. Piss the fuck off.

      • Hyperion

        BTW, the biggest selling games now, like AC Valhalla and CP 2077, are more full of toxic masculinity that ever before, because that’s what sells, even to female gamers. Enjoy, losers.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think it would only be fair to do a scientific test where some B-lister holds up the severed head of Biden on Twitter. Then compare and contrast.

      I’m sure Kathy Griffin would be the first to defend the person doing this.

      *To be sure, the experiment would only be of Biden’s head. Holding up Kamala’s head is beyond the pale. Real Dr. Frankenstein ethics violation for sure.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        That would be insurrection and sedition.

  25. Evan from Evansville

    And here in Indianapolis, it looks like some real nastiness has occurred.

    ‘”Arrest made in Indianapolis mass shooting that left 5 people, including pregnant mother, dead
    Police say this “does not appear to be a random act.”‘

    More details need to come. We shall see. It’s a weird story so far. At 4am a kid called the police about the shooting and the dead. This kid was arrested (info not coming out yet cuz of age) but he ALSO had gunshot wounds, but is in the hospital and expected to survive. He was well enough to call the police, so I guess it can’t be *that* bad.

    The kid killed 5 people then wounded himself and then called the police? Or they arrested someone else, who is also underage? I’m confused but info is just moving around and I am done rereading for now.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/people-including-pregnant-woman-killed-indianapolis-mass-shooting/story?id=75459364

    • Pope Jimbo

      I bet it was the fetus in the pregnant woman who did the shooting. Everyone knows how easy it is to get a gun in America. The kid was probably radicalized by the grunge music it listened to. Everyone knows you can hear Satan if you play the album In Utero backwards.

      I expect Biden to issue an EO mandating that all guns are banned AND mandatory abortions to stop these grunge predators.

      • rhywun

        Everyone knows how easy it is to get a gun in America.

        Especially Indiana.

        /Chicago

      • Hyperion

        I hear Indiana guns killed another 5 last night because social injustice, and stuff.

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      Oh, goody. ”Birdwatch.” I’m sure that’ll put Twitter’s imprimatur on stop misinformation just like *that*.

      Someone should start a competitor called “Streisand.” Dumbasses.

      • Ted S.

        “Birdwatch”, starring David Hasselhoff.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        With just as many tits.

      • Count Potato

        What you did there has been watched.

  26. Raven Nation

    Mo’s link to the guy writing about Satanism books on Amazon reminded me of this story from Australia about a hospital recognizing Satanism as a legitimate religion for its chapel and other religious services. They’re making a point about religious freedom etc., but there is some pretty funny trolling going on in the application. At one point the group’s spiritual leader declared, “Also, I can imagine there may be Christians who are facing death and may wish to turn to Satanism in their last moments. We need to give them every opportunity to turn to the Dark Lord. That’s very important work.”

    • Not Adahn

      the Dark Lord

      So… fucking… racist.

    • Mojeaux

      We need to give them every opportunity to turn to the Dark Lord.

      You cannot get into hell on works alone. Jesus may drag you into heaven so as not to let his mercy go to waste.

  27. limey

    Jason Riley’s Thomas Sowell documentary film is out and available to watch on the Free To Choose Network youtube channel.

  28. Not Adahn

    RE: TV shows, I’m watching Counterpart. I find it interesting in alt-Berlin, where a plague raged so badly that cigarettes, pigs, and handshaking are banned, and not reporting being sick is a crime, the STILL thought shutting down. everything wa too wacky an unrealistic.

    I’m also trying to figure out how if the plague wiped out 0.5% of the world’s population that Belin is 80% depopulated. Nice baby-dyke breasts though.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s an enjoyable show. Wish they had continued it.

    • Tulip

      What service?

      • dontreadonme

        Amazon I think. I watched it awhile back. Not to spoil too much, but I was fascinated by the ability of the lead actor, acting as the lead, his counterpart, his counterpart acting as him, and he acting as his counterpart. Four different characters that were similar, but unique. That was some badass acting.

  29. l0b0t

    Beloved commenter Pie In The Sky turned me on to Tim Dillon and for that I will be forever grateful.

    https://youtu.be/TMLaUkJd4ds

  30. Hyperion

    BTW, speaking of Pie, where is Pie? Have not seen our Romanian friend in a while.

    • slumbrew

      He’s MIA, sadly.

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      He’s on a break, apparently.

      • slumbrew

        January detox includes Glibs?

      • Hyperion

        Hopefully not in the Romanian gulag. Although, if he is, I volunteer to bunk with him when it’s my turn. STFU, Broketard, I’ll punch you in the face.

    • Mojeaux

      Per Swiss, he is taking an internet break.

      • Hyperion

        Why? It seems pretty safe to watch the destruction of the USA from there.

      • slumbrew

        Understandable – I took a mini one and mostly just read the DFZ books for a week or so.

      • limey

        Doctor Fuckin’ Zeuss?

      • limey

        Ah yes, thanks.

      • Raven Nation

        I believe his exact words were “Mind your own business you nosy buggers”

    • Agent Cooper

      He’s being chased by a bear.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      $25k bounty to trap Steve and bring him in?

      We’re going to need a volunteer to be the RAPEBAIT.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        I nominate Brochettaward.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        After all, he always wants to be first . . .

  31. blackjack

    China says, “I know you are, but what am I?”

    • rhywun

      “Now claims”? I remember them claiming it six or eight months ago.

      • blackjack

        You know Chinese claims. An hour later you have to claim it again.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *gorf crap *

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      Cloudy evening here, too. Normally, we can see aurorae from our location.

      • DEG

        Last Sunday’s Oglaf (NSFW) was for you.

        RE: The Chive gallery:

        I really want to like #1 (also appears as #48) but she has a face diaper picture in her iChive gallery.

        #3 is Ashley Tervort

        #9 – A bikini barista?

        Good iChive galleries – #11 (also appears as #52), 18, 46 (also appears in #57)

        Google image search says #15 is pornstar Maria Antonella, who also goes under LaSirena69.

        #19 has face diaper pictures in her iChive gallery. Blech.

        #31 is inviting.

        #58 looks unhappy.

      • KromulentKristen

        I saw the most beautiful aurora a couple nights ago on the Churchill webcam. It came slithering across the screen and was dancing like crazy. Tonighht is supposed to be even stronger, but alas.

    • blackjack

      This one seems strong.

  32. blackjack

    After pissing off most everyone else, now Biden’s gonna piss off the deaf too!

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      WHAT?

      • blackjack

        But, wait! There’s more! Apparently, Ole’ Joe is set-tripping!

      • rhywun

        OFFS. The derp-of-the-year competition is off and running.

      • dbleagle

        Too bad there is no technology as standard part of a TV that would enable a person to read the dialogue on the screen.

        Why oh why won’t engineers develop such a technology?

        But if he going to go down this road then he needs to hire the man used for Obama in South Africa.

      • rhywun

        O YEAH WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DEAFS IN ATTENDANCE H8ER

    • rhywun

      Stunning and brave.

  33. blackjack

    She seems well informed!