STEVE SMITH ROAD TRIP REPORT

by | Jan 22, 2021 | Cryptids | 152 comments

FAKE NEWS?

STEVE SMITH ON ROAD. HIM LEAVE CASCADIA, GO THROUGH IDAHO. HIM SAD HIM NOT SEE SPUDALICIOUS… (WHY HIM HIDE?) BUT DID SEE POTATO MUSEUM! AND ATOMIC PLACE!

STEVE SMITH GET TO WYOMING NEXT. WHERE HIM GO IN WYOMING THAT FUN?

HERE SOME LINKS, WHILE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE FIGURE OUT WYOMING FUN FOR STEVE SMITH!

  1. THAT LOT OF SPACE THINGS. LUCKY THERE NO SUCH THING AS SPACE SMITH. NOPE.
  2. HA HA, YOU MAKE NICE TRY! AND EPSTEIN KILLED SELF.
  3. IT CRIME WHEN FEED CHICKEN?

FREE CASCADIA!

About The Author

STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. AND RAPESQUATCH OF IMPORTANCE. ONE TIME GRAND MUFTI OF CASCADIA. FREE CASCADIA!

152 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Don’t First with me. You come for the First, you get the horns. Ok hombre?

    • Tres Cool

      /and I oop

      sk sk sk

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tres is a thirteen year old girl.

        I knew it.

    • Hyperion

      Broketard thinks that first give him first opportunity at gulping up some dick. It is known.

      • Brochettaward

        How do you know when Hyperion wants dick?

        It’s a day that ends i y.

      • Hyperion

        Broketard wants dick so bad he can’t even spell!

        It’s a day that ends i y.

        Lololol, someone give Broketard some penis, quick!

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Do they have a statue of Dan Quayle at the Potato Museum?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ahem..that is the Potatoe Museum thank you very much.

      • Chafed

        Good point.

    • Hyperion

      It’s right beside the McMuffin statue.

    • KSuellington

      Potato potatoe

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Hmm, thought I could make my way to zoom tonight, but gotta celebrate middle child b-day with some Greek food. Might be on afterwards though..

  4. Ownbestenemy

    We have much more cultured persons than myself on here. Who would you say is the best composer of the modern era (say 1950s on)?

    • Hyperion

      Edward Van Halen. Get the fuck out of here already.

    • Viking1865

      Are there any?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Shostakovich, Bernstein, Glass, John Williams, Grant Still

        And Stravinsky was alive till 71 but I’m not sure he was productive.

      • rhywun

        I like some Glass. Big Bro got me into that shit decades ago.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        For some reason that piece always makes me think of the 80’s

      • Lackadaisical

        I do enjoy some Shostakovich, and glass can be good, though not what I consider a typical composer.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Not John Cage, master of pretentious asshole

      • Hyperion
    • EvilSheldon

      50’s on composer? As in, writer of music but not necessarily lyrics?

      Probably Mike Portnoy.

      • C. Anacreon

        You chose Portnoy?

        No complaint here.

      • Don escaped Qanon

        oof

    • KSuellington

      Gil Evans

    • Not Adahn

      Big fan of Samuel Barber and John Adams.

      • Not Adahn

        More stereotypically, Ralph Vaugh Williams and Ottorino Respigi don’t quite make the 1950 cutoff, they did make it well into the 20th C.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Danny Elfman

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Good point. I prefer Elfman to Zimmer, who I usually think of as a sound designer instead of a composer.

      • rhywun

        Zimmer’s score for Interstellar rocks. Never paid any attention to him before.

      • Not Adahn

        Are we also counting Broadway composers? So many “musicals” are completely sung-through so that the only reason they’re not operas is the branding.

        And then there are composers who write as if they’re writing film scores but aren’t https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKRUPYrAQoE

      • EvilSheldon

        That’s how I feel about Philip Glass, too.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ooooh, good call.

      • commodious spittoon

        If we’re going movie composers, is Howard Shore too popcorny?

      • Contrarian P

        His score for the Lord of the Rings was quite good, but I don’t know that he’s really had any other scores that I’d consider outstanding. He did a good job with several others (Silence of the Lambs, Seven). I’d certainly put him behind John Williams, Hans Zimmer, John Barry, Ennio Morricone, Danny Elfman, Jerry Goldsmith, and Bernard Herrman.

      • commodious spittoon

        LotR was pretty formative for me. But, again, popcorn af

      • commodious spittoon

        If nothing else, a film trilogy that lives up to being a trilogy.

    • Ted S.

      Bernard Herrmann and Georges Delerue.

    • hayeksplosives

      I always figured that In an earlier century, movie theme composersJohn Williams and John Barry would have been great classical composer.

      I listen to a John Barry compilation CD at work sometimes.

    • The Last American Hero

      Yanni

    • Contrarian P

      Don’t know if he’s “the best” but John Corigliano is a composer well worth seeking out. He scored “The Red Violin”, a really well done movie. I helped premiere his Dylan Thomas Trilogy, a terrific piece of music, if somewhat strange and disturbing to those mainly familiar with Bach and Beethoven.

      I’d add another vote for Philip Glass. His music does start to sound the same after a while, but there’s no mistaking his work. He’s also scored some good films. Although “The Hours” is a interesting watch and “Koyaanisqatsi” was influential, I’d check out “Dracula” with his soundtrack. I’ve watched it several times and he really did a great job of scoring what was originally a silent film.

      Eric Whitacre is a very talented choral composer.

      Reich is ok but he wears me out quick. Adams is good. Arvo Part is interesting if you like neo-chant stuff.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’d like to put a good word in for John Rutter – primarily choral, but not exclusively. Here’s a snippet of one of his instrumental works.

      • C. Anacreon

        John Rutter was also great on Three’s Company.

      • rhywun

        Thanks, Rosanna.

    • KromulentKristen

      Giogio Moroder

      • rhywun

        New browser and Eyepiece keeps doubling my shit ?

      • KromulentKristen

        Midnight Express had a fantastic soundtrack. There’s a ballad on there, too, that I think would be cool if it were turned into more of a rock ballad.

    • egould310

      Ennio Morricone

      • commodious spittoon

        waa waa waa

      • Festus

        Huge Zappa fan but his orchestral pieces don’t move me. I’m a baroque kinda cat.

  5. Hyperion

    I’ve been posting on a different site. It’s no political at all. I need a break. But there is a guy on there named ‘Seasmith’. I’m serious.

    • pistoffnick

      Splitter!

      • Hyperion

        I want my choice of gulags.

      • rhywun

        Don’t think they aren’t clever enough to split us up.

      • Hyperion

        Mulching devices = slip them up, hahahaha!

  6. Derpetologist

    I was in 9th grade when Putin took power. Even at that age, I knew he would be a wannabe Stalin, because I had been reading a biography, Stalin: Breaker of Nations, by Robert Conquest.

    “I told you so, you fucking fools!”

    -Conquest, after the KGB archives were released

    I salute Navalny’s bravery. Not many survive the creations of the KGB poison lab.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_laboratory_of_the_Soviet_secret_services

    KGB assassins practiced on dogs, as it was felt this was the closest thing to killing a human.

    • commodious spittoon

      Psychologically, or physiologically?

      Sociologically they should have practiced on sheep.

      • Derpetologist

        Good point. Really.

        There was a KGB assassin who defected and confessed. His name was Bohdan Stashynsky. He said that he saw a demo where a weapon containing hydrogen cyanide (also called Prussic acid and the active ingredient in Zyklon-B) was sprayed in a dog’s face. It was dead in less than a minute.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohdan_Stashynsky

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I find it interesting that the Soviets were excellent at killing on the sly, but the Chinese feel no need to hide it at all.

      • commodious spittoon
  7. DEG

    The Roadside America site doesn’t have Roadside America listed? OK, the place is permanently closed.

    Jailed Kremlin critic Alexei Navalny said on Friday he wanted it known that he had no plans to commit suicide in prison, as he issued a message of support to his followers on the eve of protests the authorities say are illegal.

    Sometimes people change their minds.

    Officials in Key West are cracking down on people who feed a group of feral chickens famous for wandering the island — saying the popular poultry are getting too plump and causing a public health nuisance.

    People feed them? Sheesh. I just took pictures of them.

  8. KromulentKristen

    LOTS TOURISTS AT DEVIL’S TOWER. STEVE SMITH TOUR GUIDE. AND BY TOUR GUIDE, MEAN

    • Fourscore

      SMITTY’S STILL THERE?

      I thought he had to move on because the virus was keeping the count low?

  9. Gadfly

    STEVE SMITH GET TO WYOMING NEXT. WHERE HIM GO IN WYOMING THAT FUN?

    Yellowstone? I hear it is full of warm, moist holes, which might be up STEVE SMITH’S alley.

  10. Derpetologist

    Atomic City is close to the EBR-1 and museum. I went there on my big road trip in August 2019. It was fun using the big robot hands to manipulate fake plutonium. There was a plan for a nuclear powered bomber that could fly for 120 hours at a time around the world. JFK cancelled the project when ICBMs became practical. I learned that SCRAM stands for safe control rod axe man – if a reactor was getting too hot, his job was to cut a rope which drop a graphite rod into the reactor pile to stop it.

    • EvilSheldon

      He was actually holding the rope. When he died, he’d lose his grip on the rope and the graphite moderator would drop into the pile.

      That’s most of what I remember from my college job assembling calibration point sources…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Hold this”

    • rhywun

      “If”?

      • kV

        A brief glimmer of hilarity from the Onion..

  11. Aloysious

    STEVE SMITH is coming to Idaho?

    *covers buttocks with steel plate*

  12. Lackadaisical

    “IT CRIME WHEN FEED CHICKEN?”

    As long as I can still choke the chicken.

    • blackjack

      I wonder if the chickens all tell each other that everything tastes like humans.

  13. Aloysious

    I bet when STEVE SMITH gets to Wyoming, he heads straight to Jackson’s Hole.

    • Derpetologist

      Aw, *I* want to go to Wyoming…

      But if STEVE SMITH is there, hard pass.

      • Aloysious

        Just dress in a Ghillie Suit. Even STEVE SMITH would avoid a murder bush.

    • Aloysious

      *edit* Jackson Hole, dern it.

      • Derpetologist

        fun fact: the US Geologic Survey forbids apostrophes in place names as it implies ownership.

        [the more you know star]

      • blackjack

        So, Ted’S works for the geological survey people?

      • rhywun

        I deliberately put them in when I get the chance.

    • Lackadaisical

      I hope so, but maybe he should wait until the next fed meeting there

  14. Tres Cool

    Im off to work kids. Hold this ish down while Im gone.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      sk sk I oop

  15. dbleagle

    For the SpaceX launch I recommend using this site:

    https://heavens-above.com/

    Change it to your location on the top right. Use the SpaceX link and the live sky link to plot out your viewing time.

    For a few days after the deployments watching the satellites is pretty cool. They look like a closely bunched string of pearls crossing the sky.

    • DEG

      It’s a good song.

    • commodious spittoon

      Chinese buffets are no fucking fun in the age of covid. I don’t go there to be served by someone who’s piling up my slop on a cafeteria plate, especially not someone who weighs sixty pounds less than I do, especially not three trips in a row. The buffet is supposed to be my own personal hell, my overeager gullet a shameful secret between myself and the serving ladles. It’s like having your pizza delivery guy hang out in your kitchen watching you make sure the order is right.

  16. Spudalicious

    Spud, no stupid.

  17. hayeksplosives

    Public Service Announcement:

    New Thomas Sowell documentary coming out next week: Common Sense in a Senseless World.

    Produced by Free to Choose Media, and will be available to stream on Amazon and several other outlets free.

    https://www.freetochoosenetwork.org/programs/thomas_sowell/

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      It will probably be deemed racist hate speech and removed from Amazon.

      • hayeksplosives

        Amazon includes lots of libertarian and conservative stuff.

        They have all the Free to Choose video content.

        I think they would rather not lose over half of their paying customers. Dropping Parler from their web servers was a risky move, and they’re hearing about it.

    • commodious spittoon

      Those are some mighty fine herons, or egrets, or puffins

      that nestbuilding is pretty metal

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Needs more tits.

      • Chafed

        I just take that for granted.

  18. grrizzly

    If you wanted to know why the latest Jacobin cover felt so Russian Orthodox, here’s the answer.

    Cover art by Masha Krasnova-Shabaeva

    • commodious spittoon

      I don’t understand.

      • rhywun

        Ditto.

        I don’t speak… whatever language that is.

      • grrizzly

        What do you mean? This is Russian iconography.

      • commodious spittoon

        All of the above, Mr. Malice

      • grrizzly
    • Don escaped Qanon

      check mate!

    • grrizzly

      This random comment from Zerohedge seems more insightful than what you can read in WSJ or NR.

      I never worshiped Trump. The man’s a mess. If you have to go back and pay **** stars “for the exclusive rights to their story” you are, by definition, a mess. But when I saw him run for president in defiance of the Satanic globalist bankers and thwarted the installment of Hillary Clinton, I thought he had a plan. Nope. He had no idea what he was up against.

      Every one he could appoint to assist him had to be approved by our Globalist central banker owned US Senate.

      Every word about him that people read, or more likely now watched because they’re too stupid to read, was from the Globalist Central Banker owned Main stream news, entertainment and social media.

      Every investigation into corruption against him was done by the Globalist Central Banker owned Department of Justice who were too busy perjuring themselves to frame Trump for some crime.

      then the Globalist banker owned Congress! Some of the Republicans had to dial it back a couple of notches least the normies get a wake up call but we saw at the end both the GOP and DNC were stooges.

      Trump had no chance.

      • rhywun

        Gosh… I wonder what they mean by “Globalist Central Banker”. Is that some sort of dog whistle?

      • Brochettaward

        It’s obvious that they are referring to the notoriously powerful cabal of Polacks who secretly run the world.

    • Chafed

      Harsh.

  19. trshmnstr the terrible

    Gosh. Season 3 of The Expanse is substantially less good than the first two seasons. Does it get better in seasons 4 and 5?

    • rhywun

      I had to watch it a couple times for it to gel – the pace seems too fast. In fact, I’ll probably have to watch it again before I start S04.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Ive really enjoyed the series so far, but it was the second half of season three after they resolved the whole kids plot thread that it has started going sideways. They introduced a bevy of unlikable secondary characters and tried to make them all into heroes.

        Anyway, I’ll give season 4 a chance with the hope that all of these annoying characters get spaced or mowed down in a hail of gunfire or whatever cockamamie way the writers can find to kill them off.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Season 3 was all about Miller right? Can’t remember. Season 4 was okay and 5 in my opinion lets you know there is a whole solar system out there. At least how I have seen it.

    • cyto

      Yes. It never gets back to the level of the initial world building, but it is worth sticking with.

  20. hayeksplosives

    I know Donald Trump was a controversial president, but it’s truly alarming to see what his political opponents are doing to him now that he’s a private citizen.

    They aren’t content that he lost the “election.” Thru want to drag him through dubious legal proceedings, take his name off his own buildings, delete his cameo from a movie, and worse.

    I just read that two Florida banks where ztrump had a few million in money market accounts have closed his accounts.

    I seriously doubt he’ll get a Presidential library, secret service protection, or any invitations normally given to ex-presidents. They will remove his Hollywood walk of fame star.

    He’s better off leaving the country before it gets worse for him.

    My guess is the over-the-top beating of his defeated corpse is roughly half about revenge, and half to serve as a warning to other outsiders who dare disrupt the status quo in DC.

    He should go live it up in a country that won’t extradite him to the US. Maybe wait until Biden’s socialist dictats have destroyed what remains of the post lockdown economy, then run some ads with the “Miss me yet?” meme on them.k

    • Ownbestenemy

      Making it absolutely clear to the people that only the chosen select shall ever rise to the level of president ever again.

    • cyto

      It really is orwellian. It kinda makes you the crazy one if you don’t believe in some form of kooky conspiracy theory.

      They are already laying the groundwork for bringing back war in the middle East. Why? It is almost impossible to reconcile without a kooky conspiracy.

      The minute Biden takes office, the WHO moves to reduce the sensitivity of Covid testing, saying the numbers have been exaggerated. Hard to reconcile that without joining a kooky conspiracy theory. Or the fact that the big Pharma companies sat on the news of their success in creating a vaccine until after the election.

      The largest companies on earth, all colluding to silence Trump and Trump supporters… On the same day. I mean, if you had told me a story like that in 1987 I would not have stayed for the conclusion. Too nutty. Yet this is not only reality today, it is a widely supported reality.

      It is kind of impossible to incorporate all of that into a single world view without invoking some truly insane conspiracy theories.

      At which point …. Re-enter Orwell. He had an entire framework for existing in such a reality. Doublethink. And with impressive prescience, his invented term seems to perfectly describe the major chunk of society.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Goddamn tuberculosis. Got Vivien Leigh too.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        PS. #3 best seller on Amazon this week. (Who is Julia Quinn [1, 2, and 4]? Sounds like someone Moj would know of.)

    • Sean

      We’re already invading Syria again, right?

    • cyto

      Because everyone got in front of it and expressed outrage… Including the people who made it happen.

  21. Yusef drives a Kia

    Off to work, have a great Saturday everybody!

  22. Festus

    Clippers to the noggin even tough it’s turning cold. I’ve always copped to being the dullest Glib…

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Mornin’, F. How’s the kitty doing?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Sup Festus? Top of the day to you!

      • Festus

        Fat and happy! Even did the crazy-eyed run around last night. Festus and Festus are pleased.

      • Festus

        That was meant for Tox but I guess it works on levels.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw, good to hear.

      • Festus

        Much happier Kitteh. Happy Pussy, happy man!

      • limey

        All good news is welcome, and that good news is especially welcome! Mornin’ Festuses.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Eh oh, Po!

      • limey

        Eh oh, Toxty Winky!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ? ? ? ? ?

      • limey

        ?

        This has alerted me to the fact that there does not appear to be a vacuum cleaner emoji.

        *riot*

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, I looked for it.

        The London Calling podcast reminds me of you.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Over the hills and far away, Glibertarians come to play, down in Dingly Dell.

      • Festus

        How did the serpentine go yesterday?

  23. limey

    John Brennan might be one of the most dangerous people in the US. That is to say, one of the most dangerous people that are in the public sphere.

      • limey

        That’s a good candidate for a “would you rather…” pitted against a romantic evening with STEVE SMITH.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Why? A B-List celebrity interviewing a former director of the CIA? It smacks of desperation on both their parts.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s human filth.

  24. Cy

    Good morning you bunch of glibbers!

    • limey

      Mornin’

    • Sean

      It’s friggin cold out. Mornin.

  25. limey

    It’s late in the game but I recommend World’s Greatest Motorcycle Rides with Henry Cole. There’s an episode where he rides up from California to Idaho and visits the Potato Museum. Nothing special, and he never goes into any great detail about the places he stops at, but it’s a nice casual watch. Bonus fact: Cole is distantly related to William Ewart Gladstone.