Wednesday Morning Hi Dee Ho Links

by | Jan 13, 2021 | Daily Links | 536 comments

 

I don’t get to drop in much during the week what with working two jobs and keeping SP satisfied. But every once in a while, I try to give poor Banjos a break. Today is one of those times, so to all of you, “Hi dee ho, Neighbor!”

Birthdays today include a guy with a gold back; a guy whose name became a cliché; a guy who built bridges; the best actor in Airplane! and Beavis and Butthead Do America; a guy who proved that if you’re in opposition to Feynman, you’re likely wrong; a woman whose memory I cherish, since she told my first wife that she was not smart enough to be an academic; one of my favorite guitarists and a genuinely nice guy; a guy whom I always confuse with Paul Lynde; star of two of my favorite comedy TV series; and competition with Marianne Williamson for “Weirdest Team Blue Presidential Candidate.”

Now for the news.

 

Insert Stacy Abrams joke here.

 

Misleading headline. I am so shocked.

 

“Dear Nancy: Go fuck yourself. Love, Mike.”

 

Despite the rumors, this is NOT SP and me.

 

It’s not like they’re being petty for the sake of news coverage. Nossir.

 

Old Guy Music today is the obvious. Jolson bonus.

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Old Man With Candy

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536 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Supreme Court reinstates restrictions on abortion pill”

    Doesn’t seem that misleading.

    • R C Dean

      Perhaps “SCOTUS removes special exemption for abortion pill” would be more accurate?

      • Count Potato

        Most drugs don’t have to be picked up in person. In some places controlled substances do, but can be picked up at the pharmacy.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Bingo.

    • Count Potato

      ‘“Government policy now permits patients to receive prescriptions for powerful opioids without leaving home,”

      I think that depends where you live.

      • SP

        And if you can find a prescriber willing to do it with all the scrutiny they face for, you know, helping their patients make medical decisions.

      • Count Potato

        I’m against prescription requirements, except maybe for antibiotics and drugs that can’t be self-administered.

      • Festus

        All that I know is that when I am in hospice care I pray that it will be me pressing that button and not some goddamned bureaucrat. Right to life? Sure. Right to death? Damn straight!

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Pence declines to do Nancy’s hatchet work.

    IMPEACH HIM.

    • straffinrun

      No kidding. Just me or does that sound incredibly disgusting?

      • Not Adahn

        Work. Work.

      • straffinrun

        Sure, but you can’t unsee it, can you?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think the hashtag is #HANGMIKEPENCE

      Peace and unity bitches

      • Rat on a train

        By unity do they mean one camp instead of multiple?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Left and Far Left.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Nancy’s hatchet work

      Why would Pence need to do that work? It is as if the Dems don’t have Liz Warren for that.

      • Festus

        Finger glove claps!

  3. Sean

    Fined 12k?

    GTFO. Even if that’s Canadian money…

    • Rufus the Monocled

      These tickets are getting thrown out of court left, right and centre.

      It’s chaos here.

      • Sean

        These tickets are getting thrown out of court left, right and centre.

        Good.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        That is good. We will even forgive your commonwealth use of the spurious “e” and “u.”

      • KromulentKristen

        Viva Frei was talking about these finest. He estimated that QC raised ~1 million Canuckistani dollars in lockdown fines in 3 days.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Legault is a disgrace of a man.

      • Gdragon

        Dougie Doug says “hold my beer” 😉

  4. Cy

    “Astronomers just found the oldest supermassive black hole yet”

    Something… something… Nanci Pelosi!

  5. robc

    re: a comment from the overnight thread.

    Like with Christmas and Easter, where there are bible passages that are regularly covered at those times, pastors should preach on 1 Samuel 8 the Sunday before election day.

    • robc

      Also v22 is God going full Mencken on the Jews.

      “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”

    • db

      Good one. Should go along with eliminating withholding taxes and moving the payment date to the week before election day.

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    It wouldn’t have surprised me if Pence had sunk the knife into Trump after Trump made him the fall guy for not kicking the delegates back to the states or whatever cockamamie idea they had thereby ruining whatever’s left of his political career but good on him.

    • Rebel Scum

      He was the vp to Drumpfler. His career is over anyway.

  7. Stinky Wizzleteats

    UCS, I’m intrigued by the bread in a can, any particular brand you buy?

    • UnCivilServant

      The only brand I can find is B&M.

      • Count Potato

        But why?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m guessing lack of demand means few incentives for additional companies to enter the market. It is a regional food item most people will not have heard of and likely disregard unfairly because of the packaging.

      • UnCivilServant

        For the record, from a local grocery store that carries it, boston brown bread is $2.99. On amazon, they charge $9.99. Same product, but the local store’s inventory is fresher.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m going to get a few cans to stick in the back of my storage building for the apocalypse and one as a conversation piece for my next fishing trip. Even if I like it I doubt I’ll ten bucks a can like it so that’ll be about it.

      • UnCivilServant

        $3 a can is more reasonable for what you get.

      • l0b0t

        Growing up on the sailboat, B & M Brown Bread was a staple and I love it to this day. A toasted slice with a shmeer of cream cheese is quite yummy. It’s also quite nice cubed for fondue or cubed and sprinkled through a bread pudding for a color/texture change.

      • Festus

        Hey Iobot!

      • l0b0t

        Howdy Festus. I hope y’all are well.

      • Festus

        Down to six nights a week. Baby steps.

      • Swiss Servator

        If you don’t write up a post about growing up thusly, I will sulk.

        If you don’t write a book, I will sigh.

    • Not Adahn

      Don’t forget the canned cheese to go with it.

      I’ve heard that it’s best when you leave in in the back of a closet to age for a few years first.

      • Rat on a train

        Canned cheese ages best when left under the driver’s seat over a summer.

      • Not Adahn

        That’s where I keep it, and it has the added benefit of leaving no room for anyone to plant a bomb there.

      • Swiss Servator

        I shouldn’t be surprised that the rats display vast cheese wisdom…

    • Homple

      Once we got some C Rations with canned bread and jam. It was a treat.

      • Swiss Servator

        The MRE pouch bread and jelly was surprisingly better.

      • Bobarian LMD

        We used to call that Atomic bread .

      • Rat on a train

        The peanut butter substitute was not so good.

  8. robc

    Baseball birthdays: starts with Kevin Mitchell and goes down hill fast. I thought yesterday sucked. This is awful. Tomorrow isn’t any better.

  9. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    I guess Canada felt left out of the Totalitarian Movement. Welcome, Canucks!

    It sounds like the propaganda machines’ bearings are going bad. So much hysteria! So little of it landing.

    Despite the Pence letter, the split is becoming wider. Who will be the first to leave? Texas?

    Exciting times.

    Have a great day, people!

  10. Count Potato

    “Canadian couple are fined $2,400 after wife, 24, walked her husband, 40, on leash to bypass COVID curfew”

    No names or pics though.

    • ignoreLander

      24 and 40 eh? Man he really bounded up a league there.

      • Nephilium

        And falls in the creepy side of the age difference guideline (half age + 7 = non creepy line).

      • Not Adahn

        Third of the age +7.

      • Rat on a train

        My wife was in elementary school when I was in the Army. We didn’t meet until many years later. Not as extreme as a Civil War pension marriage.

      • Bobarian LMD

        OMWC= 0/age + 7

      • juris imprudent

        Isn’t the real question – just how long have they been married?

      • UnCivilServant

        Just celebrated their 50th anniversary.

    • Count Potato

      She was hardly alone.

      How many hundred times did CNN repeat “hacked the election”?

      • Viking1865

        I think it was 70% of Democrats believed the Russians hacked the voting machines in 2016. Which honestly, to me, is far more crazy than the actual real life GOP people I talk to. I know the whole Q thing involves hacked machines and server raids and THE KRAKEN and stupid stuff like that, but the actual meatspace GOP people I know who think it was stolen focus on the same stuff I do: swing states, bellwether counties, vote counting in secret, and all the other stuff that there used to be pictures and video of before Twitter purged all the wrong think. MI, PA, and WI mailed out ballots to everyone, and this opened up avenues for fraud that never existed before in an election.

      • CPRM

        WI mailed out ballots to everyone

        I didn’t get one.

      • Viking1865

        Apologies, it was a form to request a ballot that went out to all registered voters on Sept 1st.

      • CPRM

        I never got that either. I got a mailer from a PAC saying I could request an Absentee ballot, but that’s it.

      • Fourscore

        They already knew your vote so they were able to save the postage. Your vote was counted, I’m sure.

      • CPRM

        Heh, they didn’t know my vote, but I know my vote was counted. Only 1 write-in vote for Kanye West in my township (I checked the results)

      • db

        PA only mailed ballots to those who requested them, AFAIK. I didn’t receive one. I actually had applied for one for the primary, just to see what would happen, but because I’m not a registered D or R in PA, they refused to send me one, since PA has closed primaries.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Sleep mode malfunction again. Hard to sleep with gale force winds shaking the building like a dice cup. I ended up watching part of “aka Cassius Clay”. I had forgotten what a tough son of a bitch that guy was. Extremely interesting stuff, especially in light of the racialist Theater of the Absurd we have now. I can’t help thinking Ali would have taunted and heckled those idjits mercilessly.

    They talked about Malcolm X a little bit referred to him as the most powerful and articulate black voice since Frederick Douglass.

  12. Rat on a train

    I watched Gaslight last night, or did I?

    • Festus

      Slow-paced but very good.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I thought I saw what you did there, but then again maybe not.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Greenwald on the mark.

    I don’t take you people seriously.

    “To be clear, the brutality the American people watched with shock and disbelief will not be tolerated by the FBI,” Steven D’Auntuono, the FBI Washington Field Office ADIC said on Tuesday.

    “We are up to the challenge…The FBI will leave no stone unturned in this investigation,” he added.

    The FBI has opened over 160 case laws, and D’Auntuono said “that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

    • Cy

      The Democrats are “mad”… I guess the FBI are going to start doing their jobs now. They must’ve been on vacation these last few years.

      There’s a word for selectively enforcing the law through government and targeting political opponents with government agencies. It’s right on the tip of my tongue.

      • Bobarian LMD

        SOP?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s interesting that to Trump’s most rabid fans he was an empty vessel into which they poured their hopes and desires while along he was really a cautious ‘90s Democrat with a penchant for the cut and thrust on Twitter and now he’s standing out of the way while they’re about to be savaged by the apparatus of the state. It’s going to be a hard awakening to reality for these people.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m not sure there’s anything Trump can do in his 7 days left in office. It’s become evident the Deep State runs amok and there’s no leash on the FBI. If the FBI appears to follow the Dem’s agenda, it’s only because their interests align.

      • Not Adahn

        …but he has the NUKULER KODEZ!

      • UnCivilServant

        Look, for decades the nuclear codes were 00000000. Even now, the process requires calling the schmucks out at the launch sites to actually fire off the missiles, because no one actually wired a direct control from the presidents desk to some sort of automated launch system.

        If they did, some foreign script kiddy would have nuked Nicaragua by accident years ago.

      • Rat on a train

        I recall a documentary from the 80s that shows it is just a button.

      • Viking1865

        Yep, and that’s the really worrisome thing. Fun historical example: Julius Caesar really wasn’t all that violent and repressive as dictator. He mainly removed political enemies from positions of authority, he wasn’t much for killing them wholesale. Very popular among the lower and middle classes for his policies, absolutely hated by the aristocracy for those same policies.

        But don’t worry, the elites of the Senate stabbed him to death, thus snuffing out his movement and in no way galvanizing his supporters to rally behind far more violent and repressive leaders in the future.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Caesar was a breath of fresh air compared to Sulla which is what we’re on a trajectory to get now, just a slightly kinder and gentler one.

      • Bobarian LMD

        a slightly kinder and gentler one…

        Do you even know who Kamalama is?

    • Idle Hands

      I honestly can’t believe there was a time in my life I took the FBI as a serious competent organization.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They were totally and suddenly cool after Hoover left and COINTEL was wrapped up. Completely above board and impartial.

        Sometimes I think the arch-conservatives are right at least, in a practical sense. America needs an external boogeyman in order to keep our vast security apparatus pointed outwards. In the absence of one, we’re turning it on ourselves.

      • KromulentKristen

        Yep. When the Cold War was over, I had a feeling chaos would be forthcoming

      • db

        What we need right now is a good old fashioned alien invasion, or a major war with a peer competitor to set everything right.

      • Viking1865

        They’re very serious and competent. They just only do the things they want to do. The Left controls the entire apparatus of the State. Remember the IRS audits of Tea Party groups?

  14. straffinrun

    That music selection reminded me of this.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “happened in certain minutes”

      She’s referring to that woman being unnecessarily shot you know.

      • Cy

        Why do they keep doing this? If they make 1/2 of the country guilty of ‘sedition’ and ‘treason,’ if they scream lies as loud as they can and those lies are picked up and continually repeated, you’re going to create a side with nothing to lose.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They want a truly serious incident so they can truly crack down which will produce more truly serious incidents which etc. Put tens of millions of people under extreme pressure and it’s inevitable.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ?

      • EvilSheldon

        Maybe, but I don’t think so. If they really wanted to provoke serious horrorshow, the progressives have had ample opportunity to pull a false-flag attack, and you can’t tell me that they wouldn’t get away with it.

        I think that it’s more like; Progressives are a bunch of emotionally immature drama queens, and they need to feel that every trivial event in their empty lives is of epic scale, and that the least discomfort is an existential threat to their survival.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m not sure which is better.

        Personally, I think the ancient and decrepit grifters in charge are desperate to protect themselves from getting held accountable while continuing their grift.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        And they are willing to burn down the country and rule the ashes to keep it so.

      • EvilSheldon

        From a political standpoint, I couldn’t pick between the two.

        From a personal standpoint, I do take some small pleasure in thinking that the vile individuals who want to destroy me, are doing so because of their own abject misery.

      • Nephilium

        That requires them to understand the consequences of their actions. They’ve never suffered them before, why would it start now?

      • Viking1865

        Yep. AOC is my age. I knew dozens of girls like that who sit in politics or history class and just screech RACIST at every right of center opinion. We used to mock them, thinking they would grow out of it. Well they didn’t, and now they run the country.

      • AlexinCT

        And they want revenge on people like you….

      • hayeksplosives

        “Some people did some things”

        She’s been cribbing from Ilan Omar’s notes.

    • CPRM

      But the world is gonna end in 12 10 years. So, what difference at this point does it make?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        And wouldn’t you be happy to know you wasted an entire year under lock down?

    • PBRstreetgang

      Maybe its good that she got to feel what the residents of Portland, Minneapolis, Seattle, Philadelphia, Atlanta, etc. experienced from the riots she justified all summer

    • Count Potato

      “She said: ‘I didn’t even feel safe going to that extraction point because there were QAnon and white supremacist members of Congress who I felt would disclose my location and create opportunities to allow me to be hurt,’ she said, adding that she ‘didn’t feel safe around other members of Congress.'”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9141513/AOC-thought-going-die-Capitol-siege-thinks-GOP-House-members-it.html

      The call is coming from inside the House!

    • Rat on a train

      escaped under sniper fire?

    • AlexinCT

      This sounds like Hillary Clinton’s “I was on a helicopter that got shot down/at in Bosnia” bullshit story…

  15. Rebel Scum

    Insert Stacy Abrams joke here.

    I’m not sure she’d fit.

    • straffinrun

      She’s what happens when the Hadron Collider doesn’t get it’s abortion pill.

    • Ted S.

      Can drugs fall out of a ghoul’s ass?

  16. Fourscore

    Thanks, OM, for the music. As a kid I could enjoy the movies without having all of today’s lived experiences.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “A time to heal.”

    Oh, Puh-leeeze.

  18. Count Potato

    Any word on when the jump to the top thing will be fixed?

    • Old Man With Candy

      When SP gets an envelope stuffed with Benjamins.

      • Count Potato

        Just increase her allowance.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Ald. Gilbert Villegas plans to introduce an ordinance forcing the removal of the 2,891-square-foot sign on the 96-story Trump International Hotel & Tower if Trump is convicted of “treason, sedition or subversive activities.”

    I see we are tempering our language. And you are not a serious person.

    • CPRM

      Dude just don’t give fuck, about nothin, not even his acting, anymore.

    • Idle Hands

      how would anyone know he was bruce willis if he was wearing a mask?

  20. Festus

    Poor Sloop is still hiding in the sock drawer. Here, Friend, have a little gift from me to you. I played it yesterday and then played it some more. Buck-up, Big Guy! https://youtu.be/TlTKhPkZSJo

    • Tres Cool

      Exactly what I thought it was before I clicked.

      • Festus

        Heh. Just noticed that the first letters of the url are TIT…

  21. The Late P Brooks

    many of us nearly and narrowly escaped death,” she added. “

    Dammit!

    *flips keyboard*

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If they’d had murder in their minds there would have been numerous firearms involved. That being said, the obvious truth is irrelevant even she herself almost certainly knows what she’s saying is nonsense.

  22. hayeksplosives

    Who you calling “ho”??! Oh, Never mind. Howdy, neighbor OMWC!

    And good morning to all you early birds. 🙂

    • Tundra

      Good morning!

    • UnCivilServant

      What if I’m a night owl stuck on a morning schedule for employment purposes?

      • straffinrun

        Or?

    • Old Man With Candy

      That’s me in the foreground.

      • db

        Losing your religion?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Right there in the spotlight.

      • db

        Where did you get that? It has to be cover art from some Golden Age sci fi pulp.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Lucien Rudaux.

      • db

        Thanks!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    He was the vp to Drumpfler. His career is over anyway.

    Blacklisted. His kids won’t even be able to get jobs.

    • hayeksplosives

      You’re not even kidding.

      How can “nice” lefties be OK with this?

      Elections aren’t freaking death matches; the loser doesn’t get whipped through the streets and stoned to death, he just doesn’t win that round.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        How can “nice” lefties be OK with this?

        Even “nice” people deperson literally Hitler and his literally Nazi friends. Nice doesn’t save them from becoming evil.

      • Swiss Servator

        Lord Blackadder:
        [sarcastically] Perhaps Lord Melchett would like to whip me naked through the streets of Aberdeen?

        Lord Melchett:
        Oh I don’t think we need go that far, Blackadder…

        Lord Blackadder:
        [sarcastically] Oh too kind!

        Lord Melchett:
        No, Aylesbury’s quite far enough.

    • Rat on a train

      Anyone with the same last name must be purged. We can’t take the chance that one will slip through.

  24. Festus

    That image at the top disturbs me. How did the ants get into the pants?

    • Old Man With Candy

      The second I saw that image, I knew I wanted it.

      • Not Adahn

        Some sort of “the Swiss are subhuman” propaganda?

      • Swiss Servator

        Hey?! They don’t have anything remotely Swiss on.

        *Narrows gaze*

      • Count Potato

        How did your test go?

      • Swiss Servator

        Negative. I have a mild case of the Non-Existent Flu.

      • Count Potato

        Good to hear, but you don’t want to give the flu to your parents either.

      • Festus

        Great news!

      • DEG

        The negative test is good. I hope you have a speedy recovery.

      • AlexinCT

        Flu can still be dangerous to the elderly bro. Be good, get well, and hope this plays out without any incidents.

      • Swiss Servator

        Yeah, I have to figure something out this weekend, if I am not better.

      • Not Adahn

        The shorts? Hat? White shirt? Yodeling at each other across the alps?

        Maybe they’re supposed to be Austrian.

  25. straffinrun

    Advocates ask Health Canada to order Quebec to give Maimonides residents second COVID-19 vaccine dose

    The note says that at the home, 102 cases of COVID-19 have been recorded among residents since the start of the pandemic’s second wave and 22 of them have died. Twenty-four staff currently have COVID-19, for a total of 110 since the second wave began.

    So far, more than 80 per cent of nursing staff and 84 per cent of residents have received a first dose of the vaccine since the rollout began in December.

    “The first thought and concern was with regards to the fact that there still is no date for the second dose and that there has been debate going on about protection,” Joyce Shanks, a member of the home’s advocacy committee, said of the note to families.

    “Every single person who became infected with COVID had been inoculated.”

    • hayeksplosives

      Let’s play Russian roulette with your dna for a completely ineffective protection against a low-risk disease!!

      Whaddya say?

      • straffinrun

        They want my dna, they gonna have to get it the hard way. 😉

      • Idle Hands

        do you want to make $5?

      • db

        Is it really that hard?

      • Festus

        We have an outbreak here. 14 dead so far out of 66 residents. Most of them four to a room. It’s heartbreaking. Most of those oldsters don’t even recognize their family members when they were allowed to visit but now they get to die, confused and very, very alone. Fuck this world.

      • db

        That’s awful.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Again. I don’t get it. ONE year later and they still weren’t prepared? What’s going on?

      • straffinrun

        Politics and science. What could go wrong?

      • hayeksplosives

        Ii heard one doc saying one of the problems with residential care is that the staffers often work more than one facility, even for different companies. So the pool of nurses, orderlies, maids, cooks etc is effectively spreading and respreading through the network,

        Other problem is that sadly, many nursing homes are already known for poor treatment of patients. The only thing to give these people a chance would have been to move them to their adult children’s homes last March, and it’s just not feasible for most.

        I wish they could have had visitors instead of dying in isolation at a nursing home like my dad did in July.

      • Festus

        Goddammit! Sorry ‘splodey Lady. I read it at the time and it didn’t feature. That’s awful.

    • Idle Hands

      jfc, I hope the fucking branch covidians don’t see this. I. Just. Want. This. To. End.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      The UK dismisses it because the CPP controls them. The British is now busy instructing people how to have sex.

      People. The UK is done. Finished. Just like Canada. And Biden will finish off the USA.

      People don’t care.

      • AlexinCT

        Most people are too busy dealing with the damage of COVID lockdowns on their own lives to even realize the inept credentialed mandarinate of the globalist movement are busy making sure their hold on power can’t be challenged ever again. I used to wonder when I read history about revolutions and the communist & fascist movements how so many people missed what was coming, and the answer was that they were just too busy trying to make a living, and only realized shit went south when it was already a done deal.

  26. Festus

    Salmon P. Chase was nominated to the SC by Lincoln ergo he was a good guy, right?

  27. Count Potato

    “A heckler told Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer that she got ‘sexually excited’ while watching him cower under a desk during last week’s riot at the US Capitol.

    The woman interrupted Schumer during his press conference in Manhattan on Tuesday. During the encounter, she is heard calling Schumer, who is Jewish, a ‘racist, anti-Semite’.

    ‘You’re nothing but a coward. Seeing you hide under your desk, I actually got sexually excited over it. That’s how much I loathe you. That’s how much I’m glad what they did.’

    The woman also accused the New York senator of following the ‘socialist’ practices of Adolf Hitler.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9139885/Heckler-tells-Chuck-Schumer-got-sexually-excited-watching-hide-desk-Capitol.html

    Moob fetish?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That woman is having the best time of her life. This is her opportunity to get her freak on.

      There’s somebody for everybody, even if that somebody is a fat dude under a table.

    • Homple

      Did Schumer really hide under his desk?

    • Necron 99

      No excitement from me, only brought to mind some lyrics I heard a long time ago.

      Day of Judgment, God is calling
      On their knees the war pigs crawling
      Begging mercy for their sins
      Satan, laughing, spreads his wings…
      Oh Lord, yeah!

    • Nephilium

      To continue the litany of bullshit for 2021, the Great American Beer Fest for 2021 has been updated as well to remove the large in person beer fest portion of it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe this will convince conservatives to quit sucking off the military but I doubt it.

    • db

      I guess there are two ways to interpret the circumstances leading to that:

      1. Trump initiated conversations about actual illegal actions
      2. The Joint Chiefs are playing politics and signaling

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        3. They want to keep their jobs with an incoming administration.

      • db

        that’s a subset of 2.

    • Rebel Scum

      It is well that the military is politicized. I am sure there will be no negative consequences.

    • Ted S.

      Asking many troops are in Syria is apparently not a legal order.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Why do they keep doing this? If they make 1/2 of the country guilty of ‘sedition’ and ‘treason,’ if they scream lies as loud as they can and those lies are picked up and continually repeated, you’re going to create a side with nothing to lose.

    True forgiveness can only come about through accepting and embracing the enormity of one’s sins against God and Man. Repent ye of your sins and heresies. Come back to the True Faith of all powerful beneficent government. Come crawling on your belly, and beg for redemption.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Of course, none of that will save you, and you’ll have to be canceled anyways.

    • Rebel Scum

      It is “sedition” and “treason” to disagree with leftists. What could go wrong?

  29. Tundra

    I knew it.

    Iran Is Al Qaeda’s New Home Base, Pompeo Says

    Office prog told me I was full of shit when i told hime we would be in two new wars by the end of 2021.

    I fucking hate being right sometimes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sunni AQ in Shia Iran? Get the fuck outta here…he knows that’s horseshit and he also knows that people don’t know the difference.

    • straffinrun

      Shia and Sunni sharing beds. Someone has no standards.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This shit will accelerate. I’ve been culling my FB friends as some of them have turned out to be rabid. They don’t or refuse to see the danger in turning the already unconstitutional security apparatus of the government against their political foes.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’ve unfollowed my leftie acquaintances (I can’t say friends) on FB so they don’t show in my feed, but I can go in and look at their posts. It’s disappointing, but I feel it’s important to know what they’re saying and thinking.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I know what they’re saying.

        They’re repeating exactly what is being said on ABC, CBS, CNN, etc….

        They’re generally of four categories or combinations of such:

        1) Middling Ivy League grads
        2) Bureaucrats
        3) Schoolteachers
        4) Upper middle class for their entire lives

        If you attempt to offer a counter-argument, even non-political, you will be accused by them or their acquaintances as racist, a MAGA idiot, a white supremacist, etc…

        It’s all labeling by people who are desperate to virtue signal how good they are for a variety of reasons. They’re scared of what they have to lose or broken inside or just plain mean.

        The masks are really off now.

      • Sean

        I’m looking forward to farmers and truckers cutting off supplies to proggy havens.

        Cuz I think that’s where this ends up.

      • db

        Yep, sure, ADM, Cargill, ConAgra, Beatrice, etc. will surely be on board.

      • CPRM

        I had a Gary moment talking with a cousin online about the travel ban and pointing out it wasn’t a Muslim ban, just like Gary does. She got emotional and left the conversation, because, “I know a lot of Somali Muslims, and they aren’t terrorists!”…which wasn’t even what I was talking about. I am Gary.

      • Gdragon

        Tell her that I know some Somali muslims and all of them absolutely despise the Clintons, both him and her.

      • Chipwooder

        I’ve already done that – some I started ignoring in 2016, others this past summer. I’ve resolved not to be anyone’s propaganda speech audience.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’ve been logging on to FB only sparingly lately. Last night I saw a post by one of my friends that said something like “I can’t wait until the virus disappears 10 days from now.” In the comments one of our acquaintances said “Just wow”, and then cut and pasted a thing about how people who said nothing about Nazis were still Nazis. No discussion, just straight to calling him a Nazi.

        In 2016 people were saying that Trump supporters will now be emboldened to do their racist things. Projection anyone?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “I can’t wait until the virus disappears 10 days from now.”

        That’s great news!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Interesting

      Well, it turns out CNN pays 47 airports to air its channel. It also reimburses them for the televisions, cable connections and maintenance.

      And CNN doesn’t skimp. Carlson said the network pays Miami International Airport $150,000 a year to play on its TVs.

    • hayeksplosives

      Hahaha !!

      As a (former) frequent traveler, I found CNN overexposure tortuous, at least before smartphones.

      • AlexinCT

        I always sat where I wouldn’t need to watch CNN when I had to wait, so my blood pressure wouldn’t spike and ruin my flights.

    • rhywun

      Now do dentist offices.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        CNN is the new magazine on the table thats’ two year-old. Past its date even in dentists offices.

        Problem is, they take CNN off and put The View.

      • db

        Back when we worked in an office and had a cafeteria, that show was always on in there, and then the noontime news following it was just as bad. Awful, awful awful. I couldn’t get my food and go back to my office fast enough some days.

      • pan fried wylie

        Brown bag. Starve. Gnaw your tongue.

        Must’ve been some damn good cafeteria grub.

      • db

        It was actually pretty good before the old lunch ladies retired and the food vending company replaced them with people who could barely operate a microwave.

        I always just got the food to go and ate in my office or in a conference room with friends.

      • CPRM

        The good news is I finally found all the hidden items in the Highlights picture. The bad news is I’ve been reading that same issue for the past 20yrs at the doctors office.

    • Count Potato

      Is that the Bee?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, I’m repeating someone else’s snark over the real situation of CNN no longer buying Airport airtime.

    • straffinrun

      I’m thinking that’s why Mohammed Atta did what he did. Just didn’t wanna go through another airport.

  30. Festus

    The problem with our society today is that nobody believes in Horatio Algernon and have decided unwittingly to follow Algernon the mouse as their muse. Hard work is something that is scoffed at. Behavioral drugging is celebrated.

    • CPRM

      Mostofsky is the son of Brooklyn Supreme Court Judge Shlomo Mostofsky

      They don’t like (((him))) for reason, eh?

    • bacon-magic

      He needs to self-immolate…for the “cause”. (’cause he’s a dumbass)

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “I don’t know, they were jammies! They had Yodas an’ shit on ’em!”

    • Agent Cooper

      GROGU. SAY HIS NAME.

      • CPRM

        The RLM ReView of the new season of Twin Peaks had a lot of mentions of Tulpas, perhaps you could write an article?

    • pan fried wylie

      ah, the renowned Brooklyn Supreme Court. Can the President of Long Island pardon him? Or perhaps the King of The Jersey Shore will intercede on his behalf.

      • UnCivilServant

        Here’s the thing. In New York, the low level trial courts are the “Supreme Court”, which then get appealled to the appelate division of the Supreme Court, then appelaed to the Court of Appeals, which is the equivalent to a sane state’s supreme court.

      • pan fried wylie

        Fucking goombas.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s really simple. The supreme court is supreme, then the appelate division is supremer, and the CoA is supremest.

      • pan fried wylie

        Which court is Beef Burrito Supreme with Sour Cream? Or is that in Jersey?

  31. hayeksplosives

    A brief video by John Stossel and Johan Nordberg on the often overlooked GOOD news of 2020, and the human tendency to focus on the negative.

    From the centerforindependentthought dot org.

    https://youtu.be/RfcGLoA1g8Q

    Handy for bringing down the blood pressure.

    I’ve been on a Johan Nordberg kick lately, watching his “the Real Adam Smith” and other free market vids (Cato, Free to Choose Media), reading his books like “Progress” and “Open” which comes out next week.

  32. Rebel Scum

    LOL, sure…

    Greg Pinelo
    @gregpinelo

    Liz Cheney just became the front-runner for the 2024 nomination of whatever remains of the Republican Party. Brilliant move.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’ll have what he’s having.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I read that as sarcasm but who knows nowadays.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Do they want me to vote Libertarian? That’s how you get me to vote Libertarian.

      • Rat on a train

        Well that and having a Libertarian candidate that doesn’t support BLM.

  33. Stinky Wizzleteats

    OMWC (or anyone), I’ve been trying to use the edit profile page to change my email address but it won’t send me the confirmatory email to the new address. Is there some trick or someone I can contact to take care of it?

    • Old Man With Candy

      I’ll ask SP. I am a total ignoramus about how this WordPress shit works.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Thanks

    • SP

      Send me an email with the change you’d like to make. website at this domain

  34. Rufus the Monocled

    They won’t stop until they actually destroy Trump, his family and their supporters.

    Jacobins gonna Jacobin.

    Unity!

    • Tejicano

      When I hear Biden talk about “unity” it sounds to me like the kind of unity that Bubba is looking forward to having with his new cellmate once the lights go out.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Unity, much like bipartisan, in left-speak, means, “We get almost everything we want and you get nothing.”

      • Nephilium

        Like compromise!

  35. Rebel Scum

    You mad, bro?

    Christopher C. Cuomo
    @ChrisCuomo

    Context: retrumplicans were attacking anger and hostility of protestors toward the “system” – cops, laws, etc. i said they don’t have to just sing hymns and go home. Never supported riots. Never would. Operatives posing as media weaponizing my words know this. They are a problem

    That’s not what you said.

    • Not Adahn

      wait, are cops heroes or villians now?

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Nah. We knew very well what you meant.

      I think he’s dumber than ‘Fredo to be frank.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Fredo the Younger vice, Fredo the Elder in Albany.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Of course, none of that will save you, and you’ll have to be canceled anyways.

    But the executioner will strangle you before he lights the pyre.

  37. straffinrun

    No love for Thomas Massie on his birthday?

    • UnCivilServant

      There are only two birthdays I remember – my mother’s and my father’s.

      I forget my own, my siblings’, and any strangers’

      I remember one friend’s because he happened to be born on the same day (different year) as my mother.

  38. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Movie clip on Hitler using the Reichstag fire to gain power. I’d post it to Facebook but too many people will think it shows Trump using the Capitol Hiill attack to stay in office ignoring it’s the Democrats restricting speech and proscribing political enemies.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kfQiy0_6BIo

  39. Swiss Servator

    No ‘vid, I guess maybe I am one of the NON-EXISTENT FLU SUFFERERS.

    • db

      You just got so less cool.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *Swiss slowly fades from existence*

    • bacon-magic

      Congratulations on the 1st victory for the Swiss.

      • Swiss Servator

        There is a whole museum full of old stuff used to beat the crap out of the Hohenstaufens that begs to differ.

      • UnCivilServant

        Resting on your laurels?

      • bacon-magic

        Soooo…it’s been a while eh?

      • Swiss Servator

        The Congress of Vienna forbid Swiss mercenaries from hiring out.

        *Pope’s guys not included.*

      • UnCivilServant

        Congress destroys another flourishing industry!

      • pan fried wylie

        Pikes. *snert*

    • straffinrun

      Wear your mask in the distress position. *Feel better*

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Sorry for your loss?

  40. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Minnesoda cops are planning to have snipers present for demonstrations at St. Paul capitol.

    Sure the story is about how Boogaloo Boys scouted out the spots where cops were planning on putting snipers, but I think the story should be more about cops using snipers when there are snipers. I think that is more worrying than any protests.

    A memo to law enforcement from the FBI’s Minneapolis field office says that “a few Minnesota-based followers of the Boogaloo movement” identified police sniper locations and said buildings with snipers would “need to be blown up” to protect Boogaloo fighters.

    The Dec. 29 memo, first obtained by Yahoo News, says the group did not plot a specific attack, but would use violence if a fight broke out.

    Stupid B-Boys! You don’t need to blow up a building. Just bring some rope and say you are going to topple a statue of Chis Columbus and the police will totally disappear.

    • Drake

      Will the right-wingers be held responsible if they don’t show up at all but a couple of our heroes die of hypothermia?

      • Rebel Scum

        Supposedly there is not even traffic indicating any organization of protests, just the FBI and “News” orgs word. Idk…

      • db

        They’re probably reading some dark web board that is populated entirely by other agents.

  41. Count Potato

    “Gun-toting GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert leads Republicans raging against newly-installed metal detectors outside House chamber as Rep. Debbie Lesko blasts ‘we now live in Pelosi’s communist America'”

    Rep. Lauren Boebert, who has bragged about her desire to carry her glock pistol into the Capitol, got into a standoff with police and wouldn’t let them search her bag after she set off the security alarm.

    Boebert, who supports QAnon theories and made a name for herself carrying her fire arm on the campaign trail, walked through the screening process with her bag, which set off the magnetometer. She refused to hand the bag over to be searched.

    Capitol Police eventually let her in the House chamber and it appears her bag was not searched before they did so.

    ‘I am legally permitted to carry my firearm in Washington, D.C. and within the Capitol complex,’ Boebert tweeted after the incident. ‘Metal detectors outside of the House would not have stopped the violence we saw last week — it’s just another political stunt by Speaker Pelosi.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9140595/House-members-checked-guns-QAnon-supporter-Marjorie-Taylor-Green-wanded.html

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Boebert, who supports QAnon theories

      Which theories? That needs some elucidation.

      This is absolutely going to be the new smear. QAnon thinks there were election irregularities, you think there was election irregularities, you are QAnon.

      Boebert may believe in the lizard people, in which case I fully support her cause.

      • Tejicano

        Heck, she probably has stated that she doesn’t believe the Democrats are telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth, thus QAnon.

      • Drake

        I love how the mainstream hyperventilates about “QAnon” without ever explaining what the hell it is. I don’t know all the details.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, QAnon is like GamerGate. People seem really worked up about something, but I can’t figure out what it is or even what the teams are.

        I guess I’ll go back to shouting at youngsters to get off my snow.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        To be fair it’s being overplayed but QAnon is replete with nutters. Seeing what it’s all about requires a deep dive into some of the weirder corners of the internet but the concern isn’t entirely unfounded. Think thousands of people believing exactly the same things that Lin Wood has been Tweeting, Parleying, Gabbing, whatevering lately.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It absolutely is.

        The nutters come out to play when civil norms start to break down.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And the plausibility (except for the white knights) keeps rising above zero.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        QAnon is now a stand in for, “people that I disagree with who are bad because they disagree with me”, much like, “racist”, “Nazi”, “misogynist” etc.

    • Idle Hands

      lizard people are definitely real.

      • Festus

        Yep. Miss him too.

  42. Pope Jimbo

    Elizabeth Warren hardest hit

    “It’s like we’re having a cultural book-burning,” said Jason Salsman, a spokesman for the Muscogee (Creek) Nation in eastern Oklahoma, whose grandparents contracted the virus but survived. “We’re losing a historical record, encyclopedias. One day soon, there won’t be anybody to pass this knowledge down.”

    The loss of tribal elders has swelled into a cultural crisis as the pandemic has killed American Indians and Alaska Natives at nearly twice the rate of white people, deepening what critics call the deadly toll of a tattered health system and generations of harm and broken promises by the U.S. government.

    • Swiss Servator

      “the deadly toll of a tattered health system and generations of harm and broken promises by the U.S. government.”

      Yes, if Great White Father doesn’t help, those poor savages will all die! Thanks NYT!

      • hayeksplosives

        The reality that nobody wants to talk about is that they are a conquered people.

        Until relatively recent history, warfare to gain land or resources was totally legit in the eyes of the world. Now, these days we would approach first contact with a new people very differently and diplomatically.

        But the fact is, to the victor belong the spoils, and you are the remnants of the vanquished people.

        The good news is that the conquering people would happily welcome your full entry into their successful culture if you would only quite literally leave the reservation.

      • db

        Would “we” though? Isn’t it likely that a new-to-us people would have a very different world view, perhaps one at great odds with accepted norms. How would the people in charge of contact with them react to a society with repellent-to-them social norms?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Doubt it would be a cultural thing.

        When we find “new” peoples, it is usually in some corner of a dog-forsaken shit hole.

        If we found some vast continent full of natural resources and thinly populated, we wouldn’t give a shit about their culture. We’d pretty much conquer them and take that land.

      • db

        I actually thought about writing something along these lines first. You’re right–our reaction would depend on the stakes as much as our sense of the compatibility of cultures.

      • hayeksplosives

        But with a veneer of “helping.” Ideally we’d open up trade, but in reality Morgan Q.E. Wolf-Slattery government sociologists would “help” them preserve their old ways, thus condemning them to a new reservation.

      • db

        Probably, with a lot of cluck-clucking and faux concern over their cultural decline.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Frankly, they were probably better treated than most conquered peoples, who were often mass raped out of existence in a generation or two or enslaved and worked to death

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        -1,000,000,000 Uighurs

      • robc

        The good news is that the conquering people would happily welcome your full entry into their successful culture if you would only quite literally leave the reservation.

        Didn’t the Cherokee try for that in Georgia, only to get sent to Oklahoma for the trouble?

      • Tejicano

        The Cherokee were split between one faction which wanted to stay on their ancestral lands (part of that in Georgia) and another faction which figured it would be more practical to go along with the government and move to Oklahoma. Then some rumors were spread about there being gold in their part pf Georgia… not a lot of options after that.

      • robc

        Not so much split as backstabbed by a small minority of leaders, IIRC.

      • CPRM

        And be it further enacted, That upon the making of any such exchange as is contemplated by this act, it shall and may be lawful for the President to cause such aid and assistance to be furnished to the emigrants as may be necessary and proper to enable them to remove to, and settle in, the country for which they may have exchanged; and also, to give them such aid and assistance as may be necessary for their support and subsistence for the first year after their removal

        .
        Just one year to flatten the curve make things right.

      • Agent Cooper

        So we need more government, correct?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      People used to joke with hyperbole like “pandemic sweeps nation, women and minorities hardest hit”

      Now, in these hyperbolic times, it’s literally right there in print.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Also, the irony of all their special pleading is that they strongly imply that white men are ubermenschen.

    • Tundra

      And there is deep mistrust of the government in a generation that was subjected without consent to medical testing, shipped off to boarding schools and punished for speaking their own language in a decades-long campaign of forced assimilation.

      Uh, the fact that they live on a fucking rez kind of precludes assimilation.

      And, again, not a fucking word about the ridiculously poor health in those communities.

      Fuck off, NYT. You don’t give a shit about these people.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Poor health? Did you not even see the pics in that story of the young mothers from the NoDak res?

        They were uber healthy because they have obviously gotten rid of Western Colonial Fat Shaming on the res and those gals can waddle around without stressing their systems.

        Sure some shitlord scientists will try to tell you that obesity is a good way to raise your chances of croaking from the Rona, but they are clearly white supremacists.

      • creech

        What, Indian girls don’t look like cartoon Pocahontas or those buxom chicks that always turned up in the old Western movies?

      • Fourscore

        Pass me the Land O’Lakes butter, please.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I grew up next to a big res and I can say that there are a ton of foxy native tirls living there. The problem is that they tend to have a definite sell by date. For the Ojibwe girls it was late 20’s and they started aging fast and expanding across the backside. If they had a kid, that date moved up to when they got pregnant.

      • AlexinCT

        Sounds like your anaconda does like itself some Honda, yo. – Sir Mixalot

      • Chipwooder

        So, Mexican girls, basically

    • CPRM

      Maybe they should have, I dunno, written that shit down?

      • Not Adahn

        NPR had an interview with a Cherokee who was teaching the language to the young’uns. Unfortunately she didn’t grow up speaking it herself, so she speaks it with a really thick redneck accent. It was simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.

        Also hilarious was listening to the strain in the NPRites voice as the Elder was explaining how she uses Christian prayers and hymns to teach the next generation of speakers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

        I can only imagine the discussions that provoked in the editing room.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Root out the traitors

    Former and current members of law enforcement agencies and the military appear to have participated in last week’s chaos in Washington, alarming lawmakers on Capitol Hill and Americans nationwide as each day brings new video and information about the riot and the rioters.

    Investigations by law enforcement agencies and news organizations, along with a series of arrests, have exposed a widening issue of domestic extremism among the ranks of those who are meant to protect Americans.

    On Monday, even the U.S. Capitol Police announced that the agency had suspended “several” of its own and will investigate at least 10 officers for their actions.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If they won’t crack heads on demand they’re suspect.

    • Rebel Scum

      “Participated.”

      So they were present for the speech and not necessarily involved in the 100 or so that went into the capitol.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        This will spread to any cops that signed the oath keepers pledge. The ones that feel limited by constitutional constraints must be identified.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yep. NPR has been breathlessly reporting on them for a while now.

        I’ll give the Oathkeepers this, they have kept their members largely silent and uninvolved during this recent period. To me, that means they’re more serious about it.

  44. Pope Jimbo

    I blame Tundra and Leap for hassling our elected betters.

    “Those of us who have been doing nothing but trying to protect people from COVID’s spread and conduct fair elections, having to put up with this level of threat is just ridiculous to me,” said Attorney General Keith Ellison, whose role includes enforcing the state’s COVID-19 restrictions.

    Citing security reasons, he declined to specify the nature of certain threats that he has received in recent months, but he acknowledged that it has become serious enough to warrant changes to his daily lifestyle in response. Ellison, who has been singled out before for his faith after becoming the nation’s first Muslim member of Congress, said Islamist terrorist groups have made threats on his life.

    But this feels different, he said.

    I sure hope us tax payers have bought him an appropriately comfy fainting couch. Brother Keith deserves the best we can offer him.

    • Tundra

      What the fuck did these idiots think would happen?

      • Pope Jimbo

        We’d bow and scrape like proper peasants.

        But shits like you won’t even tug at your forelock when King Walz drives by.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      nation’s first Muslim member of Congress

      There’s just minor differences between a Nation of Islam adherent and your run-of-the-mill Sunni.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Ahem. The new Official History 2nd Edition has had all mentions of Brother Keith’s association with the Nation of Islam removed. By continuing to bring that crap up, you are committing a hate crime. Please report to a re-education camp.

      • UnCivilServant

        You still have a copy of the depricated 2nd edition? Report to a re-education camp for repurposing.

      • Not Adahn

        Last Christmas the woman I lived with in Austin sent me a first edition IP-infringing Deities & Demigods. I love her so mu8ch.

      • Nephilium

        I think I still have one of those upstairs with my other RPG books.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have a copy on the front porch. (It’s really a closed room, not a porch, but a porch for tax purposes)

      • Not Adahn

        You have an expensive irreplaceable book in a non-climate controlled room?

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s got the same climate control as the rest of the house.

        And it’s not like it was in mint condition when I got it.

      • Not Adahn

        I lost several thousand dollars worth of leather goods merely by hanging them in a closet on an exterior wall. The mold up here is horrifying.

        Plus those books weren’t printed on archival quality paper.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am a lifelong resident of upstate new york. I know what the conditions are around here.

        You are flipping out over the fact that I called it a porch. There would be no difference in whatever room I put them in. It is built like every other room in the house. It is heated by the same system as the rest of the house. Stop harping on where I choose to put my books.

      • UnCivilServant

        Actually, from the sounds of it your house might need to be reinspected and fixed if your exterior walls are molding up.

      • Not Adahn

        The damage occurred in my rental unit. My new house is tight and cosy. The utility bills are much lower than previously and with double the volume.

        And yeah, I thought that “porch for tax puposes” meant that it had been a literal porch that was later closed in. And frankly having witnessed the quality of the older housing stock up here the idea that there’d be much dampness and uncontrolled air exchange seemed reasonable. Still does.

        Yes, you are a lifelong resident, which may mean that you think having a plague of ravenous penicillium is NBD. It’s actually a BFD.

      • DEG

        I have a copy too.

      • hayeksplosives

        Tell me about it. Ellison is a cruel, ignorant, petty criminal.

        His best quality is that he’s too stupid to be very effective.

      • Pope Jimbo

        In a nation founded on slavery, in a culture awash in white supremacy not only has Keith Ellison has:

        – Become a Congressman
        – Become Minnesoda’s AG
        – Gotten his kid (an artist) on the Mpls City Council
        – His ex-wife is on the Mpls School Board

        And you don’t think he is effective?

      • hayeksplosives

        He’s running in the bluest possible location of a blue state. He could murder puppies snf eat them on line tv and still get elected.

        (Amusingly, when he joined Nation of Islam in the. 90s, he changed his legal last name to Muhammad. He ran for office with that name and list. Next cycle, he’d changed back to the very Scandinavian Ellison and won.)

        Has he paid all his outstanding traffic tickets yet?

  45. The Late P Brooks

    I honestly can’t believe there was a time in my life I took the FBI as a serious competent organization.

    I blame Efrem Zimbalist jr.

    • Drake

      I lost my delusions about the FBI reading Howie Carr.

  46. Festus

    So up here in America’s hat we have the choice between The Hair That Walks As A Man, some Greenie who seems to be on day three of a peyote high, another that is entirely too ethnic and may as well be called Jagdip Trudeau, a Quebec Separatist and a Spud. Wonder who’s gonna win?

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      **HEAVY SIGH**

      The Hair That Walks Like A Man™ will probably get re-elected. There’s still far too many sad, horny women in Central Canada who are absolutely convinced of His hotness and will vote for Him in the forlorn hope that He’ll show up at their residence the next day and wildly fuck their eyeballs out as a “Thank You” for their vote.

      I wish I was kidding.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        The same thing has worked for Gavin Newsom too.

  47. Rebel Scum

    I was sure she killed him.

    Kim Jong Un has given himself a lofty new title and removed his ascendant sister from North Korea’s inner circle of powerful elites.

    On the sixth day of a rare Workers’ Party Congress meeting, Mr. Kim was elevated from chairman to general secretary, a rank previously held by his late father and grandfather. North Korean state media described the role as “the brain of the revolution.” But as a practical matter, Mr. Kim’s control over the cloistered regime remains as absolute as ever.

    Meanwhile, Kim Yo Jong, the leader’s younger sister and a confidante, wasn’t named to the Politburo, the party’s top decision-making body, in an apparent demotion from her prior standing as an alternative member. Some Pyongyang experts had expected Ms. Kim could be promoted to a full-time seat.

    That’s ‘Dr. president-elect Brain of the Revolution, esquire’ to you.

    • robc

      So, has she been fed to the dogs?

    • Not Adahn

      OMG! PATRIARCHEE! BIDEN MUST STOP THIS NAO!

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Citing security reasons, he declined to specify the nature of certain threats that he has received in recent months, but he acknowledged that it has become serious enough to warrant changes to his daily lifestyle in response. Ellison, who has been singled out before for his faith after becoming the nation’s first Muslim member of Congress, said Islamist terrorist groups have made threats on his life.

    Nonspecific imaginary threat is imaginary.

    • hayeksplosives

      He was literally shaking.

    • Not Adahn

      said Islamist terrorist groups have made threats on his life.

      Obvious typo. Islamist terrorist gropus do not exist. They must have meant “islamophobic terrorist groups.”

  49. Tulip

    What happened to Pie?

    • Festus

      I’ve been wondering about that, meself. Miss him.

      • Nephilium

        Add me to the list, was just realizing the other day that I hadn’t seen him around for a while.

    • Tundra

      Sunlight.

    • Drake

      Decided we are crazy people from an insane country? Rightly so.

      Probably better off making friends on a Russian site.

      • pan fried wylie

        I hear they don’t eat so much sugar in Russia. Because it’s not available.

    • Not Adahn

      Someone here probably got him a plane ticket for a visit… which then got him black-bagged going through customs.

  50. straffinrun

    January 6 was the day Qaddafi found Saddam Hussain’s stash of yellow cake in the gulf of Tonkin.

    • AlexinCT

      Hah hah hah!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Along those lines, check out Jean Claude Van Johnson. It’s easily one of the funniest things I’ve watched in years. Who knew Van Damme was a comic?

      • hayeksplosives

        We thoroughly enjoyed that too.

        One of many reasons VanDamme >> Segal, who takes himself way too seriously.

      • Pope Jimbo

        *Roundhouse kicks CPRM for suggesting I’d wear a bolo tie*

      • Fourscore

        Jimbo, you’ve been sick? Looks like you’ve lost a lot of weight.

  51. Scruffy Nerfherder

    What always amazes me is that there are not more audio leaks of politicians talking shop behind closed doors. You just know that the cynical opportunists like Pelosi and McConnell talk freely about how they want to manipulate the news and their loathing for the voters.

    If Project Veritas is any indication, the useful idiots at lower ranks feel no compunction about what they want to do to the wrongthinkers or how they will game the voting system.

    It’s a modern age people and our technical capabilities are vast, get to it!

  52. The Late P Brooks

    “It’s like we’re having a cultural book-burning,” said Jason Salsman, a spokesman for the Muscogee (Creek) Nation in eastern Oklahoma, whose grandparents contracted the virus but survived. “We’re losing a historical record, encyclopedias. One day soon, there won’t be anybody to pass this knowledge down.”

    If there were only some means of capturing this knowledge in a permanent form which could then be accessible to anyone, anywhere, at any time.

    • hayeksplosives

      But if they bought a reasonably professional A/V setup for a grand, they wouldn’t get millions of federal guilt money!!

    • Cy

      I used to think that about the internet, now with the fact checkers, gate keepers and biased algorithms; the majority of the flow of any information, news, history, hell even maps and definitions is all controlled by 2 or 3 entities.

    • Agent Cooper

      Maybe something hand-held that you might also use for communication …

  53. Rebel Scum

    Not if King “Wreck-it” Ralph has anything to say about it.

    There is, however, at least one event that has been on the books for quite some time, has an official affiliation with a 2A group, and is promoting a peaceful, nonviolent gathering on the part of gun owners. Early last year the Virginia Citizens Defense League scheduled its annual Lobby Day for this January 18th (the group typically holds their event on Martin Luther King, Jr Day in order to allow for increased participation), and VCDL president Phillip Van Cleave says that the event will take place next Monday as scheduled.

    After being denied a permit to rally on the Virginia Capitol grounds, VCDL has asked supporters to participate in a vehicle caravan in the area. The General Assembly won’t be meeting at the Capitol due to COVID-19 precautions.

    In online discussions about the VCDL event, some of the group’s supporters questioned whether it was still wise to proceed in the aftermath of riots at the U.S. Capitol, urging organizers to cancel. They worried the planned format would resemble the “Trump Trains” organized by the president’s most fervent supporters. But other members wrote that canceling could be perceived as giving in to pro-gun control groups.

    In an interview, VCDL President Philip Van Cleave seemed firmly in the latter camp.

    “What happened in D.C. had nothing whatsoever to do with us,” Van Cleave said, adding there have been “unfortunate” acts of political violence “happening around the country.”

    • EvilSheldon

      The VCDL has the absolute best track record of any political group in history, in this regard.

      Last year there were about 50k demonstrators packed into the capitol grounds, most of them armed, and there wasn’t a single incident. Not one.

      • Rebel Scum

        I think you mean “armed, white-supremacist, gun-nut nazi’s”, comrade.

        But yeah that was pretty sizeable as an event. If only we had a responsible news media to cover it.

      • EvilSheldon

        Heh. The latin guy and the indian guy i went with would have a great laugh at that idea.

      • Chipwooder

        Yep.

    • hayeksplosives

      We are in deep deep shut with the Chinese. They’ve been playing the long game.

      • hayeksplosives

        Shit

      • AlexinCT

        And Trump seriously put that game in jeopardy. Biden will not only get them back on track, but make it quicker.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Probably the most unserious pick she could have made with the exception of a squad member.

    • Drake

      No way. That’s pretty funny – and sad.

    • Rebel Scum

      Usually a speaker selects House managers to reinforce the credibility and integrity of the case against a president.

      In clown world the speaker picks someone that is wholly compromised.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Look there are only a few days to get that impeachment done. No way a bunch of lazy Americans are going to work 24/7 to get impeachment charges written up. You gotta bring in those Asians to get the all that homework done before Trump leaves.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    What happened to Pie?

    Got eaten?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Van Helsing.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      I don’t even know what happened to Sugar Free!

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Who knew Van Damme was a comic?

    It takes selfawareness. Something in woefully short supply in these trying obdurately ignorant times.

    also- another thumbs up for JCVJ

  56. hayeksplosives

    I’m about to test my health network’s ability to deal with an injury instead of Covid.

    My left ankle is fucked. Swollen way up, hot to the touch, can’t bear weight, very painful.

    I sent my doc a message on the Kaiser Permanente website describing it. It will be interesting to see if she has me come in for imaging and an exam or just tells me RICE. In a sane world, my care would be unaffected, except for a mask, and my bill would help pay the hospital so they don’t have to lay off staff.

    We shall see…

    • Tundra

      Have you had a history of gout?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was about to ask the same thing.

      • hayeksplosives

        Huh. No.

        I hadn’t thought of that.

      • CPRM

        Yes, gout feels like a broken bone, is warm to the touch and is worst at night. (Sorry to be gross, but dark urine is also a sign).

    • DEG

      Sorry. Hopefully you get taken care of.

  57. creech

    Let’s see what happened yesterday on the “baseless charges of election fraud and illegalities” front. A federal judge in Penna. ruled that the GOP winner of a state senate seat – by 24 votes – had in fact lost by 69 votes because one county in the district should have been allowed to count 311 mail-in ballots that did not have a legally required handwritten date on the ballot submission. Move along; nothing to see here.

    • Cy

      Rules are for the conservatives.

      Do you even victim bro?

      • AlexinCT

        This is how you get a Trump. Now that they are rubbing it in our face, I suspect we will get much worse than a Trump.

    • Rebel Scum

      did not have a legally required handwritten date on the ballot submission

      The written and duly passed law is just a piece of paper.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I wonder if these judges understand that they’re adding fuel to the fire by ignoring the law as written.

        They’re stomping on the gas when tensions are already very high. Do they think that it’s not going to blow up? And if it blows up, do they not think the violent aggrieved are going to remember who they are and what they did?

        You might think they’d be more circumspect in their decisions as a result. Anyone can see the situation is getting worse by the minute and they’re public figures. I don’t get it. I get why Pelosi and those bunch do it, they’re fighting to stay out of prison for corruption. But I don’t understand these lower-level figures at all.

      • Viking1865

        Torching a limo during Trump’s inauguration is just shenanigans, and the feds drop the charges.

        Moving Pelosis lectern from her office to the lobby is LITERALLY TERRORISM, SEDITION, AND A COUP.

    • wdalasio

      You know, it would be pretty entertaining to create a website “documenting” all the all-but-proven instances of fraud in the 2020 election, but attribute them to some obscure but unpopular third world country. I’d love to see how much traction it would get in “respectable” circles before someone figured out that the obscure but unpopular third world country was the United States.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Kind of like presenting the Nazi political platform minus the ethnic portions to a group of freshman history majors.

        Of course, you could probably put Trump supporters as a stand-in for non-Germans in the platform now, and it would be riotously approved of.

      • Viking1865

        The economic platform of the fascists is what we live under today. Fascism, as an economic system, is the actual economic system of the entire Western world. Capital has certain rights and protections. Labor has certain rights and protections. The government has the power to enforce a whole slew of policies and regulations on private business. Businesses are controlled and guided toward political goals by the State, and in return for their compliance they are given favorable tax and other financial considerations.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Absolutely

        I’m allowed to have a business in return for collecting taxes and enforcing regulations. Not it looks like they’re going to want me to enforce political conformity.

  58. Count Potato

    “Rep. Mikie Sherrill says Congress members gave ‘reconnaissance’ tours day before Capitol raid

    Sherrill did not specify whether the “groups” were Trump supporters or detail what took place during the “reconnaissance.” The term refers to an exploratory mission for the purpose of gaining information.

    A call to Sherrill was not immediately returned late Tuesday evening.”

    https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/politics/2021/01/12/mikie-sherrill-pro-trump-rioters-got-tour-congress-members/6648386002/

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They’re really gunning to remove the political opposition.

      It would fairly logical for assholes who intended to create havoc to ask for perfectly legal tours beforehand. Are the constituents’ congresscritters supposed to know?

      • Viking1865

        From Wiki. Born in Alexandria, went to US Naval Academy, flew helicopters for a bit, then got on the general staff, then out of the service to become a federal prosecutor, then into Congress. Ruling class from birth to right now. Never in her life has she flipped burgers, or worked the midnight shift in a corner bodega, or tossed hay bales.

        She means to rule well, but she means to rule you.

      • mrfamous

        Again, it’s the one thing about AOC: I disagree with her about almost everything, but she’s a bartender who got to where she is by launching a successful sneak attack upon one of these creatures. Full props to her.

      • robc

        “As compared with their opposite numbers in past ages, they were less avaricious, less tempted by luxury, hungrier for pure power, and, above all, more conscious of what they were doing and more intent on crushing opposition. This last difference was cardinal.” — George Orwell, 1984

  59. Count Potato

    “President Trump will remain in office.

    This Hail Mary attempt to remove him from the White House is an attack on every American who voted for him.

    Democrats must be held accountable for the political violence inspired by their rhetoric.”

    https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1349190884592660488

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Twitter is a cesspool. Jesus.

  60. Nephilium

    Well all, looks like Ohio is about to be wiped out due to the New and Improved ‘vid. Good thing we’ve got those vaccinations rolling out.

  61. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Hmmm, according to Mark Dice, YouTube locked Trump out of his account for seven days (it’ll be permanent ) for posting his border wall speech.

    Crazy times…

    • Rebel Scum

      Touting success, condemning censorship, questioning the Dem’s motives and actions with a second farce impeachment is all insurrection inciting hate-speech, comrade.

  62. Cy

    I bought a new truck yesterday. F550, 4×4, 6.7 diesel, crew, nice flatbed with the aux tank, light bar, head ache rack, 130k miles…. I feel like I stole it.

    $25k

    2016

    • Cy

      On a side note, I learned that car personal car insurance will only go up to an F350. If you want an F450 or above you need commercial insurance, which wasn’t nearly as expensive as I thought it would be.

      • Not Adahn

        How thick is the armor you’re putting on it?

      • Swiss Servator

        He is saving that for the Killdozer.

      • pan fried wylie

        2d12+8

      • Cy

        AC of at least 18 (No Ranch Hand Bumper yet)

      • pan fried wylie

        I was going for c.1995 (2nd ed?) 40k armor rules, but haven’t cracked the rulebook in 20yrs. It might literally crack if I open it.

      • robodruid

        a glibertarian RPG weekend would be fun.

      • Fourscore

        You’re gonna be the envy of Podunkville.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Circling the drain

    House Democrats are likely to implement a rule in the House of Representatives fining lawmakers $500 for not wearing face masks on the House floor during the COVID-19 pandemic, according to a senior Democratic aide not authorized to speak publicly.

    Lawmakers will be fined $500 on a first offense and $2,500 for a second offense, and fines will be deducted from their pay, according to the aide. Fines cannot be paid with members’ campaign funds or their expense accounts.

    The rule will be included in a procedural vote Tuesday evening clearing the way for the House to pass a measure calling on Vice President Mike Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment and remove President Donald Trump from office.

    The proposed rule comes after House Reps. Anthony Brown, D-Md., and Debby Dingell, D-Mich., proposed legislation Tuesday that would fine any member of Congress who refuses to wear a mask on Capitol grounds $1,000 for the duration of the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Somebody with a backbone ought to say, “Sure- as soon as you provide hard data from real world observational studies which prove the effectiveness of masks.”

    Also- sticking it in that “procedural vote” makes it look like they just want to get a bunch of Republicans on the record as mask refuseniks who want people to die.

    • Cy

      “You sir! Where is your star!?”

      -Some German guy

      • creech

        False. German guy wouldn’t say “sir” to a suspected Juden.

    • Urthona

      lol. They’re all vaccinated.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    I bought a new truck yesterday. F550, 4×4, 6.7 diesel, crew, nice flatbed with the aux tank, light bar, head ache rack, 130k miles…. I feel like I stole it.

    $25k

    2016

    Wow. What was the original sticker price? Do you know?

    • Cy

      I have no idea. But I suspect this is just the beginning. It was a small business that was just selling off anything they could. They sold a skid steer the week prior. I’m no vulture. We had a rig break down mid trip with a trailer on it and we needed something ASAP to replace it. The stars aligned and we had a new truck in place in rolling within 6 hours.

      I’m guessing the sticker was well over $80k in 2016.

  65. DEG

    Using spectral data, the team also speculates that the supermassive black hole is gobbling up the equivalent of 25 suns every year — which means it’s still growing.

    Hungry.

    In the letter, the vice president is urging Congress to not invoke the 25th Amendment. The purpose of the amendment is to address presidential incapacity or disability.

    The letter was not that bad.

    A married couple in Quebec apparently decided to test out a loophole they thought they discovered in the local coronavirus regulations. Unfortunately for them, the authorities didn’t agree that husbands can be considered “pets.”

    I guess he wasn’t in a furry suit?

    “As a Marine, I took an oath to defend this country against enemies foreign and domestic. That oath has no expiration date. I’m gonna be damned if I allow that to happen in Chicago. … There should be no symbols or signs attributed to any person who leads an insurrection against the U.S. government. We just can’t stand for that.”

    Hmmm….

    Cab Calloway is good.

    • Viking1865

      I’m old to enough to remember when all the good people were screeching RESIST!!!!!

  66. Not Adahn

    Rufus and/or other Montrealers/Quebecois:

    The arrow sash, is that something people actually wear to the winter carnival? Any coded meaning in colors or how it’s worn?

    (inspired by the sashes worn by the insectoids in the header image, plus missing visiting QC)

  67. mrfamous

    “Debby Dingell, D-Mich”

    A Dingell has been a member of the House of Reps from Michigan since 1932. This particular one was royalty from GM who married a Prince from the house of Dingell 27 years older than her and inherited his congressional seat after he died from cancer.

    IOW, we fought a war 250 years ago to prevent people like this from ruling over us. A war we’ve eventually lost.

    • CPRM

      Not all patriots were fighting to end kingship, see Hamilton, Alexander.

  68. Drake

    Now she’s officially working for the Chinese.

    Boxer, who served in the Senate from 1993 to 2017, will provide “strategic consulting services” to the Chinese surveillance firm Hikvision’s U.S. subsidiary

    Jokes on them if they actually take her advise on strategy – they have no idea how dumb she actually is.

    • UnCivilServant

      They didn’t hire her for her ideas. They hired her for her connections.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Boxer is a moron.

      Huh, I thought Hikvision was Korean. I guess the replacement box for our business system is going to be something else then.

    • Cy

      If the Bidens taking BILLIONS from the CCP isn’t even news worthy, why would this be?

  69. The Late P Brooks

    In the letter, the vice president is urging Congress to not invoke the 25th Amendment. The purpose of the amendment is to address presidential incapacity or disability.

    Silly rabbit. He doesn’t agree with them, doesn’t do what they want; he’s dangerously insane.

  70. The Late P Brooks

    If the Bidens taking BILLIONS from the CCP isn’t even news worthy, why would this be?

    Whycome u hates free enterprise?

    • Rebel Scum

      Free enterprise, influence peddling. Tomayto, tomahto.

  71. Rebel Scum

    You will all be shocked to find out that David Hogg is still a malicious moron.

    David Hogg Public address loudspeaker
    @davidhogg111

    You want a gun ?

    You should need to pay for liability insurance so anyone you injure or kill has all of their medical bills, funeral costs and therapy covered.

    It should not be on the victims of Gun violence to pay for their therapy and medical bills- or funerals.

    I assume he thinks emotes that all deaths by gun are “victims”.

    • EvilSheldon

      The victims of gun violence are usually at fault. #PainfulTruths

  72. CPRM

    G fucking damnit! I hop over to youtube and see another video about how “Transformers: The Movie” [1986] (the animated one) traumatized kids because it killed off characters. I was like 4 when I saw it and I was glad the subject matter was being treated more serious. Maybe I’ve always just been old for my age and that’s why I’m hanging out with all you old farts.

    • Rebel Scum

      Add to the list Pokemon, Digemon, Dragonball Z, Power Rangers, Beetle Borgs, etc., I guess.

    • mrfamous

      It always bugged me as a kid when watching GI Joe that there were always parachutes every time a plane got blown up. I believe the A-Team did the same sort of thing.

      • Chipwooder

        The A-Team would also depict vehicles flipping through the air, landing on the roof, and the bad guys would always come stumbling out, shaking their heads and that’s it – no further injury

      • CPRM

        When they brought in those robots (Who just so happened to be BLACK, so fucking racist) they would explode.

        Of course Voltron pulled the same schtick to kill of it’s bad guys, calling them robots, even though the Go-Lion footage they used would often show them eating and drinking. Fucking government standards boards.

    • RBS

      RIP Optimus Prime. *tear drop* I loved that movie. I watched it with my oldest (8) over the summer and he did not love it, probably because he only really knows about Transformers from the newer movies.

      • CPRM

        If I did nothing else right in helping to raise my second eldest niece (19) she has seen every episode of G1 Transformers (even the Japan only Takara shows) and last summer at her graduation party was playing songs from the Transformers: The Movie soundtrack. For a graduation present I bought her own copy of the US show, and she about had stroke I gave her copies of the Takara shows as part of her Christmas present this year.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Live in the bubble CPRM. You are supposed to be traumatized! Now, site down and watch this educational video that is geared towards the 5-8 year olds about the joys of anal sex.

    • Agent Cooper

      Don’t watch Cobra Kai Season 3. All of those fighting kids should be dead.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, they should but isn’t it glorious that they’re not!

        Because, as my husband says, “Plot.”

      • CPRM

        One was in a coma and one got his arm broken, and it is schlock, fun but schlock, aimed at middle aged men. I just hate this idea that kids shows can’t take on serious things and that kids don’t want to see or can’t process them.

        To be honest, the death of that random Ewok in Return of the Jedi (that Gen Xers say was ‘kid shit that ruined Star Wars’) was scarier to me than the death Optimus Prime. Because Prime was a leader, had chosen to fight. This random Ewok was died just trying to defend his people, we have no idea if he was a warrior or just forced to fight and die because the Empire decided Endor was a strategic place.

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t put those dead teddy bears on the empire. They left the Ewoks alone until the rebels stirred them up with a false idol and they attacked an Imperialy installation.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Lol

      • CPRM

        We know they left that tribe of Ewoks alone, but what is Lucas Film hiding? There had to have been more tribes. They seem to have a thriving, if not civilized culture. Was there an Ewok Expulsion Act to make room for that installation?! What kind of treaties did they sign with these indigenous animals?

      • Mojeaux

        aimed at middle aged men

        If you are speaking of Cobra Kai, this is false or at least only part of the truth. It is aimed at GenX and Karate Kid is an indelible part of our childhood. The TV forums are filled with women who love this show.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Large majority of TV content (including all advertisements) is aimed at women. I don’t have evidence of it other than what I observe.

      • Mojeaux

        True confession time: I was stitching and wanted something to watch, so I dialed up Netflix and found a romance/low-key soap opera (without soap opera lighting) based on a colleague’s novels. I’m enjoying the show, but underneath all that lies, “Why aren’t my books on TV?” So the envy is still with me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Didn’t provide “personal services” to enough TV executives?

      • UnCivilServant

        Alternative snark – it’s hard to balance books on top of flatscreens.

      • Mojeaux

        I actually did provide ebook services to a soap opera executive producer. My only payment was that he read my book and tell me if I would be wasting my time writing a pilot and a series bible.

        He loved it and said he’d put me in touch with a script doctor to help me polish it up and then he’d shop it around for me.

        That was years ago and an opportunity I squandered because I was scared. Also, quite busy and stressed with work and a newborn and toddler and stupid house. But I was scared.

      • CPRM

        Odd how we’re all about self actualization…but won’t connect with people we may know who could help actualize that… 😉

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, my dad always said people are afraid of success. I thought that was odd, but at the same time I understood it.

        When I was in the second grade, I overexerted myself to win a foot race. I was small and chubby and my legs were short, but I did it and the high was lovely–but it wasn’t lovely to overcome the fact that I had fallen on my knees just after the finish line and skinned them badly. Not only that, but I got thoroughly humiliated because I was wearing a dress and it flipped up showing my backside. I decided success wasn’t worth the price.

        But then I watch football players falling all over themselves to get into the end zone and nobody laughs. It’s expected.

        So here I am, 40-some years later still not wanting to skin my knees and show my panties.

      • UnCivilServant

        One word – Trousers.

      • Agent Cooper

        What’s weird is that it didn’t start out so schlocky. It started as a character examination of Johnny Lawrence.

        But that is where we are. I still really enjoy the heck out of it, but the silliness factor is up, up, up.

      • Mojeaux

        I haven’t seen season 3.

        I would have preferred to keep going with the character examination of Johnny, but they had to do something when they were picked up for season 2.

    • Seguin

      I guess they never saw Watership Down. Or All Dogs Go To Heaven.

      • CPRM

        My little brother after watching “All Dogs go to Heaven”, “That damn dog died twice!”

    • Not Adahn

      NYC is a private company! They can do whatever they want! It’s not censorship when NYC does it!

  73. Rebel Scum

    Disagreeing with me and attempting to use constitutional mechanisms to attempt to ensure election integrity is white-supremacy.

    When asked if Republican lawmakers’ objections to certifying the electors were within their power, Bush said, “Let’s be clear. This was a racist attempt to overturn an election. This was more about trying to disenfranchise the voters of the Black, Brown, indigenous people’s voices, trying to invalidate our votes because we turned out in large numbers for this election, and to tell us that our votes don’t count, that they don’t matter? That’s another form of voter suppression. Also, to all of those grassroots groups, those Black and Brown organizers, those groups that push to help bring this win home for President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris, we won’t stand for it. So I’m speaking up. You are going to hear that we’re not going to let this go because this is a racist attempt. We have to call it what it is. It’s white supremacy at its finest.”

    • KSuellington

      “If you vote for Trump you ain’t black!”

  74. Rebel Scum

    Unity, healing.

    Hillary Clinton
    @HillaryClinton

    Here’s how elected Republicans and conservative media can begin the healing and unifying process:

    Accurately state that Joe Biden was duly elected president in a free and fair election.

    Urge Trump supporters to refrain from further violence.

    LOL, fuck off you mendacious, lying cunte.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Accurately state that Joe Biden was duly elected president in a free and fair election.

      You first. You tell me that there was no Russian collusion and I’ll entertain the idea of stating that this election was fair and free.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Cruz and Hawley should say this too, we’ll resign when every democrat who peddled Russian collusion resigns first (that includes you Nancy).

    • CPRM

      Hillary Clinton, March 2020.

      …it was not only winning by 3 million votes and having all the weird things that happened at the end interfering with my votes…

    • Idle Hands

      this type of thinking is fucking evil.

  75. Ownbestenemy

    Pelosi picking Swalwell as impeachment manager is about as in-your-face, we have all the power, as you can get.

    • Festus

      All pretense has ended.

    • mrfamous

      Swalwell should not currently be in congress. That he is represents an epic joke.

  76. Festus

    Ha Ha! Somebody dropped the ball on an underground parkade that was delved into a flood plain. The initial cost was 12 million. It is now 34 million and counting. We replaced a culvert under a road with a bridge and it wound up being five times the estimate. Another 15 million. One of the water mains failed. 10 million more. This is just “too local” stuff. Imagine what happens big picture. We’re fucked, good and proper.

    • rhywun

      parkade

      ? I had to look that up

  77. The Late P Brooks

    Again, it’s the one thing about AOC: I disagree with her about almost everything, but she’s a bartender who got to where she is by launching a successful sneak attack upon one of these creatures. Full props to her.

    And are her “backers” suffering buyers’ remorse?

    “Be careful what you wish for” isn’t just a fairy tale plot line.

    • mrfamous

      Well, the Democrats have control of the entire Federal Government for two years. If there’s gonna be infighting, it will be between the “true believers like AOC, and the lifetime grifters that Biden, Pelosi, et al. represent.

      I fucking despise aristocracies. Despise them. They are a cancer upon human kind. Team Red’s might even be worse: the Cheneys and Bushes and Romneys and so forth. It’s the biggest thing I have against Rand Paul. Though at least he went out and got elected in a different part of the country than his dad.

      For all of her issues, AOC isn’t part of one yet. It might actually turn out to be useful for the next few years.

      • robc

        Though at least he went out and got elected in a different part of the country than his dad.

        So did Romney. And the Bushes.

  78. Not Adahn

    IT is being really responsive today. It’s gone through three levels of approval in under two hours AND they’ve created a child ticket to actually perform the work!

    Even better, nobody’s asked me to do anything stupid or self-contradictory.

    • UnCivilServant

      Unpossible!

      Where’s the IT managers getting in the way? Did they lay off the help desk obfuscators?

    • CPRM

      And then they call “Did you try turning it off and on again?!”

  79. Festus

    I can’t do this anymore. Time for carbs and sleep. Good Night Allies.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Night Festus!

    • DEG

      ‘Night Festus!

  80. Not Adahn

    Reading up on the arrow sash, led me to this bit, upon which time my euphemism counter exploded:

    The Beaver Club was a gentleman’s dining club founded in 1785 by the predominantly English-speaking men who had gained control of the fur trade of Montreal.

    • Cy

      +1 Great Alaskan Bush Company

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      They were the arc-rivals of the well known dining club for professionals involved in the manufacture of ladies handwarmers, the Muff Club.

      They were also affiliated with the lunch club associated with the floor covering manufacturing industry, the Carpet Munchers.

  81. OBJ FRANKELSON

    More people that don’t fucking love science.

    • rhywun

      ?

    • kinnath

      I am still confused by this one. I am not convinced this a the result of introspection. It may just be another acknowledgement that OMB is ruining everything.

      • Sean

        It may just be another acknowledgement that OMB is ruining everything.

        That’s how I read it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        A man who only eats fast food is ruining apples.

    • EvilSheldon

      It would be nice to think.

      I can imagine that even committed partisans might eventually get tired of the endless performative screeching.

      • Viking1865

        The split in the Dem Party is generational. For the old Democrats, calling Republicans Nazis and white supremacists was just politics, it was a way to whip up the base and especially get the black vote to turnout. Gotta vote OR THEY’LL PUT YOU BACK IN CHAINS!!!!! But at the end of the day, it was all bullshit.

        The problem is now you have young leftist politicians who grew up being bombarded with that propaganda who actually believe it. People like AOC and Cori Bush genuinely believe it to be true that mainline Republicans are seething Nazis. They have been taught that in school, in college, and by the media their entire lives. I was told in my overwhelmingly black middle school, by black schoolteachers, that Republicans hate black people. This was the official word from state agents in 2002 and 2003.

        The Democrats have spent at least 15 or 20 years telling their supporters, volunteers, and employees that the Republicans are Nazis who hate them and want to kill them, and now all that propaganda has produced young politicians and staffers who are ready to use the power of the state against the Nazis. They just don’t understand why their elders aren’t gung ho to finally storm the beaches.

      • Mojeaux

        OT: Did you get done what you needed to get done with the bishop?

      • db

        Phrasing!

      • Mojeaux

        We haven’t done that in years.

      • Cy

        Every bishop needs a good flogging every now and then.

      • Viking1865

        I left a message for the phone number for Bishop ____________ on the website you gave me. Hopefully that works.

      • Mojeaux

        Email me if you need more help. moriah at moriahjovan dot com.

      • Viking1865

        Will do thanks.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuck no

      He’ll gain awareness only when they come for his scalp.

  82. The Late P Brooks

    GOP lawmakers upset about metal detectors in the Capitol?

    Now do airports and municipal office buildings, you worthless fucks.

    • mrfamous

      Sporting events

      • CPRM

        But we can all agree we need them in schools though, they are a gun-free zone after all.

  83. The Late P Brooks

    Everything they do is wrong

    Trump administration health officials blindsided states on Tuesday with an abrupt and dramatic shift in how they’ll distribute coronavirus vaccines that may set up new hurdles for the Biden transition team.

    The administration plans to punish states that don’t move fast enough on vaccinations or that fail to provide the government real-time reports on inoculations. Trump officials also urged states to immediately start vaccinating anyone 65 and over or with high-risk medical conditions.

    Those moves, however, won’t fix the chaos and inequities that have marked the vaccine rollout so far, including low uptake in underprivileged communities hardest hit by the pandemic, public health experts and some officials representing state health departments told POLITICO. And they could put states struggling to vaccinate hard-to-reach communities farther behind.

    Never saw that coming.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      You can get shots in people’s arms or you can micromanage and worry about “inequities”. Pick one.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Day One: We need Federal guidance!
      Day Two: The Feds are punishing us!
      Day Three: We, not the Feds, gets to decide who gets the vaccine
      Day Four: There is no Federal guidance!

      • Cy

        You forgot the “OMB!” at the end of those.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would wager that Biden will try to implement a top-down plan and calls of “sedition” will be made to the governors of states that don’t follow it.

      • rhywun

        And he’ll outsource it to Cuomo, who wrote the book on his great leadership after all.

    • Agent Cooper

      If you were told exhaustively that your country is racist and hates you and wants to keep you oppressed, would you be running out to get a vaccine brought to you by that same government/country?

      It’s self-selection bias, not inequity.

      • The Other Kevin

        Well that, and anything that Trump had anything to do with is ineffective and dangerous. But now that he lost, the vaccine developed while he was in office is perfectly fine and safe. Playing politics with something like this creates negative consequences? No way!

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Besides, this isn’t the Trump vaccine. It’s the vaccine that Biden developed in his basement when he wasn’t campaigning. He’s truly a miracle worker.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Good thing Dr. Jill was there to do all the science and stuff.

  84. See Double You

    At TOS, they are praising Liz-fucking-Cheney as a “profile in courage” for calling for Trump’s impeachment. Yes, that same Liz Cheney who is the daughter of the ultimate neocon, Dick Cheney.

    Holy hell, as TOS gone down the toilet.

    • Rat on a train

      I expect to see “The libertarian case for authoritarianism” any day.

      • See Double You

        “The libertarian case for destroying libertarianism.”