¡Martes por la tarde enlaces mexicanos!

by | Feb 2, 2021 | Daily Links | 243 comments

All I am going to say is…

…if somebody asks you to clarify your instructions three times…and they are asking the same question three times…

…you did not answer the question the first two times.

Onto the links!

Nearly five years later and they’re still leaving out the second half of the statement.

Trump used Mexico as a “political piñata” in an effort to rile his electoral base: Mexicans were “rapists” and “criminals,” the United States was besieged by caravans of illegal immigrants, and NAFTA was a bad deal that needed to be renegotiated in order to defend American interests. These recurrent themes translated into policies—such as the construction of a wall on parts of the U.S.-Mexican border—that placed Mexico on the defensive due to the asymmetry in the relationship.

George Lopez made a joke about Mexicans being in supplemental oxygen.  He took the microphone wire, ran it under his nose, then pretended to smoke a cigarette.

Five dead after a Cuban military helicopter crashes.  Murdock was unavailable for comment.

Wait…they couldn’t before?

Haitian President Jovenel Moïse said Monday that proposed constitutional amendments would allow members of the country’s diaspora to run for the presidency and other high-ranking offices.

Talk about unimpressive elites.

Interesting, I was under the impression Peru never lifted their lockdown.

Here’s a tune related to that last one,

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243 Comments

  1. Spudalicious

    Huh. Look where I am.

    • Playa Manhattan

      A schedule empty enough to post first?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        BURN

    • juris imprudent

      And who you aren’t.

      • Brochettaward

        I was feeling magnanimous.

    • db

      Just take a look at you now?

    • Agent Cooper

      Demi Rose’s asshole? It is dark? How is the air quality?

      • Agent Cooper

        Dang. Wrong Potato. So dumb. Sorry.

    • Ted S.

      You’re not in Kansas any more?

      • Trigger Hippie

        Neither am I…it’s been a whole three hours now. Unfortunately, work keeps making me go back.

    • The Other Kevin

      You know who else found themselves somewhere?

      • nw

        Everyone?

      • The Other Kevin

        * passes one-hitter to nw *

      • bacon-magic

        *Looks at Kevin expectantly

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      The top of the world?

    • juris imprudent

      I’m sure there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth from the left about this abuse of executive orders in defiance of actual legislation.

      • Swiss Servator

        Maybe they can go the whole year without Congress passing a single bill – just work by EO!

      • J. Frank Parnell

        year 4-8 years

        fixed.

      • Raven Nation

        One of my prog friends was surprisingly honest about this back in 2017. She was weeping over Trump’s EO on immigration. I made the comment about, well Obama (and others) spent a lot of time governing by EO. Her response was “oh, I have no problems governing by EO, I just don’t like this one.”

        An attitude which, of course, raises the political stakes and makes things more vicious.

      • Not Adahn

        NPR had a gushy segment about how Biden was going to go looking for those parents who left their kids behind in the US and bring them here so the families could be reunited.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I’m sure they’ll follow up on that with all of the success stories.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        By himself? He was going to meander around the concentration camps detention centers holding up a photo and shouting,

        “Yo soy muy embarrasado con el país mio. ¿puedo tener sus hijos? Did I say that right?”

      • Tres Cool

        And OJ wont rest until he finds the killer…

  2. Mojeaux

    FTA:

    Some countries benefited from the lack of engagement or scrutiny they got under former President Donald Trump. Mexico, in particular, looks set to receive Biden’s agenda not with open arms but with a raised fist.

    We, too, like a president who ignores other countries in favor of ours.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    This is why DC needs statehood

    In the pantheon of confusing and dangerous D.C. intersections, “Dave Thomas Circle” in Northeast certainly ranks high. But, perhaps, not for long.

    Mayor Muriel Bowser’s office late Monday said that the District acquired the Wendy’s-centric intersection of New York Avenue NE, Florida Avenue NE and First Street NE through eminent domain.

    The plan now is to redesign the maligned spot to make it safer.

    “Almost every Washingtonian has their own Dave Thomas Circle horror story. Now, we are taking the necessary actions to transform this confusing intersection into a multimodal project that supports the current and future needs of D.C. drivers, cyclists, and pedestrians,” Bowser said in a release.

    Now they need a fifty billion dollar grant from the Dept of Transportation to turn that Wendy’s into a showpiece of urban planning. And a roundabout.

    Trump never would have let them do it.

    • Agent Cooper

      Dave Thomas was white. I think we all know what is going on here.

      • rhywun

        I was expecting her to paint “BLM” on it and be done with it.

    • Tonio

      “a multimodal project”

      Mmmmm….graft.

      • Not Adahn

        Whycome you hate bike lanez?

    • Not Adahn

      Just as long as they future-proof it by building a hyperloop station underground.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Huh. Look where I am.

    Sometimes it’s better not to be seen.

    *I won’t enact your labor.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    “This is an important milestone in the Bowser Administration’s efforts to make this corridor safer for the thousands of drivers, pedestrians, and cyclists who use it every day,” interim DDOT Director Everett Lott said.

    “Over the coming months, we look forward to working with key community stakeholders to complete this process and the design of the new intersection at Florida Avenue and New York Avenue.”

    I predict squabbling, discord and paralysis.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Florida Avenue and New York Avenue.”

      I predict New York Avenue will get more favorable treatment in the media.

    • Swiss Servator

      More like “Where is mine?”

      /hand held out, palm up

      • rhywun

        “We don’t need that kkkorporate chain restaurant, we need affordable housing.”

        /cue 40-story building with 39 floors of luxury apartments priced way above market rates and some poor doors on the first floor

    • R C Dean

      the Bowser Administration

      Truly, we live in Clown World.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Technically its Super Mario World.

      • Bill Door

        Mario and Luigi need to step up their game.

  6. Count Potato

    Today, in more of the same tiring shit

    “UK’s Super-COVID takes hold in Florida with 147 cases as it spreads to 29 states and mutates AGAIN in Britain – sparking fears it could be resistant to the vaccine”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9214813/UKs-super-COVID-takes-hold-Florida-California.html

    “REVEALED: Biden’s deputy State Department spokeswoman accused cops of ‘genocide against blacks’ and being ‘the largest threat’ to national security, in 2016 Facebook post”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9215549/Biden-administration-press-secretary-said-cops-largest-security-threat.html

    • Playa Manhattan

      There are no vaccine resistant strains of Covid.

      It’s why the vaccines were designed the way they were.

      • DEG

        Even the Russian one which is not a mRNA vaccine?

      • Playa Manhattan

        I don’t know anything about the Russian one (or if it’s even real), but the US mRNA vaccines are designed to inject their payload (via modified adenovirus) into your own cells to produce the spike protein characteristic of COVID 19.

        They picked a very specific part of the protein; namely, the part that binds to human ACE2 receptors (which is what allows humans to be infected).

        If the virus mutates enough that it’s no longer recognized by the antibodies created by the vaccine, it will will also no longer be infectious to humans.

      • DEG

        I did some quick research. I’m wrong about the Russian vaccine, I was thinking it was an attenuated virus. It’s not, it uses modified adenovirus to encode a spike.

        If I’m reading this article correctly, mRNA vaccines don’t use adenovirus.

      • Playa Manhattan

        My bad. It’s the DNA ones that use Adenovirus. mRNA use a lipid excipient.

      • DEG

        Either way, it looks like they’re using different techniques to accomplish the same thing.

      • Count Potato

        That one only makes you vote for Trump.

      • grrizzly

        Israel is the world leader in vaccination against Covid. But the situation is not getting drastically better, so health officials blame virus mutation.

        A report released by the Research Center for the Fight against the Coronavirus on Tuesday said that “Infection is continuing at very high rates, and a renewed increase [in infection] may be beginning.” It added, “The rate of positive tests continues to be very high, and in practice has not fallen during the entire lockdown period.”

        As of Tuesday, 1,094 COVID patients are hospitalized in serious condition, with 316 of them on ventilators. In addition, the age distribution of these patients has changed; the number of those over 60 has dropped, as has the severity of their conditions, most likely as a result of the vaccination campaign.

        “At this stage,” the report said, “due to the broad scope of and infection, the change in the age distribution of patients has not led to a reduction in the number of patients in serious condition.”

        Health officials are of the opinion that this is most likely because of the increasing presence of the U.K. variant of the virus, which has been found in about 70 percent of the new cases. As for the South African variant of the virus, over 80 cases have been found in Israel so far, including a number of cases discovered at random in the population.

      • Playa Manhattan

        You’re a flyertalk guy, right?

        Have you ever done a Marriott mattress run?

      • grrizzly

        I’ve never done a mattress run. I have a Hilton card that gives me the diamond status.

      • Playa Manhattan

        I have platinum with Marriot. They just deposited 50% of the required nights into my account, so I’m about a week away from Titanium.

      • Playa Manhattan

        Aaaaand it may have just backfired.

        I found the only Category 1 in California (Bakersfield) and booked a night there tonight.

        I thought I could do the mobile key/check in.

        Just got a text. I’ve been upgraded, and I have to go to the front desk to pick up the key.

      • grrizzly

        If one wants to do a mattress run then now is probably a good time. Hotel rates can be very low. And hotels, unlike airlines, don’t require dollar spending.

      • Hyperion

        I hope they stay cheap. For now, I’m going to move further away from my clients. If they ever decide I need to come into the office a couple days a week again. I’ll just drive over and rent a hotel for a couple days and go back. Getting as far away from here as possible is worth a 4 hour commute.

      • grrizzly

        You should have found a hotel within driving distance. I actually stayed in hotels in California in 2020 more than ever before. We would just drive somewhere, like San Luis Obispo, on the weekend.

      • Playa Manhattan

        Category 1 hotels are 4000 points a night (off peak). Redeem 4 nights, get the 5th night free.

        So, essentially 5 nights for 16,000 points.

        Points Guy (and my calculations concur) have Bonvoy points at 8/10ths of a cent.

        So 5 nights at a category 1 is the equivalent of $128, and no taxes.

        The lowest category around here is category 4, so it’s a non starter unless I actually stay there and enjoy it.

      • grrizzly

        I think checking in in person cannot be avoided. But after that you can drive home right away. Call the reception after five days and check out by phone. Leave the keys inside the room.

      • Playa Manhattan

        I stayed in Phoenix on Saturday night. I never had to go to the front desk to check in.

        The only reason I went to the desk at all was the next morning to pick up my breakfast voucher.

    • Agent Cooper

      Mutating viruses are less deadly, no? I mean, that’s the whole point — mutate to be more contagious but don’t kill your host.

      • Count Potato

        The mutations are random. Almost all of them are essentially typ0s that do nothing. However, it can mutate to be more contagious, less contagious, more deadly, or less deadly. Although more contagious or less deadly has an evolutionary advantage.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      The nice thing about Super Covid is that it has made us forget about Super Gonorrhea.

    • R C Dean

      Super-COVID

      *places shotgun barrel in mouth, struggles to reach trigger, gives up, wanders off*

      • rhywun

        (Don’t tell Dean about the super-authoritarianism coming down the pike.)

      • KromulentKristen

        “I feel happy! I feel happy!”

  7. nw

    So, as I started reading the USC, in accordance with my post in the earlier post,
    right there in 1 USC 1, I find this gem:

    “In determining the meaning of any Act of Congress, unless the context indicates otherwise—

    the words “insane” and “insane person” shall include every idiot, insane person, and person non compos mentis;”

    There you have it. Every idiot is legally insane, by act of congress.

    • Tonio

      But not imbeciles and morons.

    • Gadfly

      I just went back and read that post, and I’m astonished although not surprised at your estimate for the time it would take to read the federal law: 13 years. And that’s just the law as it is right now, not taking into consideration all the changes that would be made to it over the course of that time, since Congress must always be “doing something”. There are way too many laws. A good amendment to the US Constitution would be that any law not passed by a supermajority (I’d set it at 2/3rds, the level needed to send a Constitutional amendment to the states) would automatically sunset after eight years. Another good amendment would be one limiting the length of any bill that can be voted on (1,000 words?), to prevent the omnibus terrors we are subjected to.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        We hereby allocate 1.9 trillion dollars to the executive branch to spend as it sees fit.

        Done.

      • Gadfly

        That would be more entertaining and perhaps even less wasteful than the situation we have now. Currently the executive is required to spend whatever stupid amount on whatever stupid specific thing Congress dictates – if they just gave the executive a blank check, there would probably be fewer stupid expenditures. Not saying that would be a good situation, just that where we are right now is such a mess I could see it being an improvement.

      • Tundra

        Yeah, that made me feel even more hopeless. 440-plus agencies and 13 reading-years of laws.

        Fuck this ride, I want to get off.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, in left coast collectivist circles

    Kroger Co. will close two Southern California supermarkets in response to a local ordinance requiring extra pay for certain grocery employees working during the pandemic.

    The decision announced by the company Monday follows a unanimous vote last month by the Long Beach City Council mandating a 120-day increase of $4 an hour for employees of supermarkets with at least 300 employees nationwide and more than 15 in Long Beach.

    Kroger said it will close a Ralphs market and a Food 4 Less on April 17, the Press-Telegram reported.

    “As a result of the City of Long Beach’s decision to pass an ordinance mandating Extra Pay for grocery workers, we have made the difficult decision to permanently close long-struggling store locations in Long Beach,” the company said in a statement.

    ——-

    A city statement characterized Kroger’s decision as “unfortunate for workers, shoppers and the company.”

    Nice grocery chain youse gots here. It ud be a shame if sumpthin wuz ta happen to it.

    • Tres Cool

      Coming soon- Food Desert outrage cause by teh Evil KKKorporationzzzzz

      • Tonio

        Ding, ding, ding…

        Folks, we have a winner!

      • rhywun

        I’m sure of plenty of bodegas liquor stores (IIRC the California lingo) that charge way above supermarket prices will be happy to fill the gap.

    • leon

      Bet those employees are enjoying their new 0$ wages thanks to the city council. I bet we’ll see something about them trying to force the Grocery stores to stop. Or better “We’ll just provide our own city grocery store”!

      WAIT!!! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!

    • R C Dean

      A city Kroger statement characterized Kroger’s the city’s decision as “unfortunate for workers, shoppers and the company.”

    • Hyperion

      They’re just giving those grocery store employees more choices. They could become artists now.

  9. Bobarian LMD

    The google search “Girls with painted boobs” is pretty productive, but not at work.

    • Tonio

      As opposed to paintings of boobs.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        “You can’t fire me for looking at Renaissance paintings at work!”

  10. Tres Cool

    ya’all should see the nose hair I just yanked- has to be 6″ long; and grey

    • Tres Cool

      Yahweh H. Koresh- I love getting old

    • Brochettaward

      You remind me of a guy I know who likes to send people pictures of his massive shits. I tell him that there’s nothing to brag about as his rectum is simply already permanently molded to accommodate large cylinder shaped objects. It’s only natural that his shits come out that way.

      What were we talking about?

      • Tres Cool

        Stop sending me pics of the father you never met

      • Agent Cooper

        This is the drivel you resort to when you’re not first?

    • Bobarian LMD

      Reminds me of a pollock joke when I was a kid,

      Did you hear about the pollock who pulled out a 10 lb. booger?

      The back of his head caved in.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Mental floss.

  11. DEG

    He passed a law imposing restrictions on foreign agents operating in Mexico, including those from the CIA, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and the FBI.

    Sounds like the Mexican President is doing a good thing here.

    He also said that northern states could start to import oxygen from the United States.

    The Mexican government doesn’t currently allow importation of oxygen tanks from the USA? I think I see part of the problem.

    Peru has announced new lockdowns for 10 of its 25 regions, including the capital Lima, as Covid-19 cases rise and hospitals reach a breaking point. The lockdowns will start on January 31.

    The first ones didn’t stop the spread of the virus, so we’ll do it again. Makes perfect sense.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I wouldn’t be terribly surprised if some of the shortage was Americans were crossing over and buying up all the tanks from Northern Mexican states….because they’re cheaper due to being subsidized by the Mexican government.

    • Playa Manhattan

      I know of some pretty good logistics networks in Mexico that might be able to help.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    ya’all should see the nose hair I just yanked- has to be 6″ long; and grey

    Have it tested for the cooties.

  13. Rebel Scum

    An aggressive second wave has seen Peru pass 40,000 Covid-19 deaths on Tuesday, according to data released by the country’s Health Ministry.

    I wonder if they are using the same metric as the US death counters are.

    • Swiss Servator

      “Died, having heard of COVID, somewhere”?

    • mexican sharpshooter

      If the Peruvian Army shoots you for violating lockdown it counts as a COVID-related death?

  14. Pope Jimbo

    A story to make a Minnesoda proggies head spin. They don’t know whether to hate I-94 between Minneapolis and St. Paul because it enables Climate Change, or because it started out as a Racist Hiway (a black neighborhood was bulldozed when they built it) or what.

    But yeah, those shitlords at the DOT better not try to improve or expand that freeway now that it has pretty much aged beyond its expected lifespan!

    • Pope Jimbo

      The elephant in the room remains climate change, now a more urgent problem than ever. The problem is that, statewide and nationally, the transportation sector poses the largest challenge for decarbonization. While Minnesota has succeeded in cutting emissions from sectors like electricity generation, transportation pollution has grown as larger cars, trucks, and SUVs continue to increase the state’s overall Vehicle Miles Traveled (VMT).

      The Minneapolis City Council not only will not allow more lanes to be added when the freeway is rebuilt, but it is going to demand that at least one existing lane will be used for dedicated buses and carpoolers. This is despite the fact that they spent billions building and operating a light rail line between the downtowns.

      • Brochettaward

        I seem to be the only one who questions the notion of countries accurately calculating something like carbon emissions. Especially when bureaucrats are incentivized to tout their own accomplishments or entire governments have reason to play up their progress. But the idea of individual states doing it is even more moronic to me.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Minnesoda has an insanely busy/effective PR campaign for solar and wind energy. The local media is always printing out press releases touting how many good paying jobs are created by them building solar and wind farms.

        The journalos never do any digging to see how much taxpayer subsidies are needed to “create” those jobs.

        But the govt loves to tout how much electricity is now being generated by renewables. There was a kerfuffle a while back because the PUC was actually going to raise rates for electricity and said it was because renewables cost so much more. The state bureaucrats were not happy. I think they finally settled for a smaller rate increase with no mention of why and in return the general fund paid for the rest.

      • Gadfly

        The Minneapolis City Council not only will not allow more lanes to be added when the freeway is rebuilt

        How does the Minneapolis City Council have any say? I live in Texas and work in/adjacent to the highway construction industry, and here all highways are in state ROW, meaning the state owns the property the highways are on and controls every aspect of the highway design and control. Now, sure, the state DOT does try to play nice with the cities, but when push comes to shove the cities can take a hike. Are things done differently in Minnesota?

      • rhywun

        The elephant in the room remains climate change

        I thought elephants were reasonably intelligent. ?‍♂️

    • Pope Jimbo

      Of course, the central spur of I-94 is not just any freeway, but a particularly infamous stretch of urban highway that is held up as a national example of the worst kind of midcentury freeway construction. When it was built it destroyed St. Paul’s largely African-American Rondo neighborhood, and that story has filled several books, a handful of documentaries, and at least one play.

      Minnesodans will never hear the end of the fact that the freeway bulldozed its way through a black neighborhood when it was built. We are told that it was totes racism that the freeway was put there. If you try to point out that the neighborhood was directly between the two major downtowns, where did you expect them to route the freeway, you will be called many bad names.

      • KromulentKristen

        Wasn’t it their beloved state doing the bulldozing?

      • Tonio

        Shush, you.

        It was the worst combination of progressive slum-clearance policy and the practicality of running the highways where the land was cheapest. Progressives believed, perhaps still do, that if you bulldoze the slums that the residents will occupy the notionally-available budget housing in better neighborhoods, thus deconcentrating poverty.

  15. db

    SpaceX managed a pretty serious belly flop with SN9, but so far the facility and SN10, erected nearby on its launch platform, seems to have largely survived. Not 100% sure whether all the shrapnel missed it…

    • db

      actually it landed on its back; final rotation to vertical went over because one of the engines failed to ignite and the controls couldn’t react to the rotating moment fast enough without its thrust.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m a bit surprised they decided to do 2 engines for the flip instead of all 3. Perhaps they cant gimbal them all in the necessary pattern. With three lit, you should be able to throttle up two of them and compensate if one doesn’t light. It’s clear that just one isn’t enough.

    • KromulentKristen

      I would guess #10 would have at least some heat damage or something

      • db

        Stainless steel skin will hold up to a lot of heat. You can bet they’ll be checking for dents and punctures though.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll get clean one of these days, but not today

    Dallas Federal Reserve President Robert Kaplan in a CNBC interview Tuesday backed more spending across a variety of fronts as the economy tries to shake off the Covid-19 pandemic effects.

    ——-

    Kaplan did not speculate as to when the central bank would begin curtailing the high levels of accommodation it has provided.

    “There’ll be time to have that discussion. I think we’ll be healthier to wean off these extraordinary measures,” he said. “But right now we’re in the teeth of this pandemic, and so I think we should be aggressive.”

    I just need a few more hits to help me get my head on straight.

    Don’t worry. I have everything under control.

    • Tonio

      Auroral Creep. Band or second album?

      • KromulentKristen

        Band.

        Second album: Moon in Uranus

  17. Rebel Scum

    Dishonest Abe can’t get no respect at all.

    On Monday morning, the bronze statue of President Abraham Lincoln in Julia Davis Park was defaced, temporarily. A red substance — meant to signify blood — was smeared across the effigy of the 16th president of the United States.

    Police responded to report of vandalism at the “Seated Lincoln” statue at 8 a.m. A short time later, Boise Parks and Recreation crews cleaned up “paint, feces and signs” on or near the statue, the Boise Police Department said in a news release. The statue sustained no permanent damage.

    In statements released Monday afternoon, Boise Mayor Lauren McLean called the vandalism “a terrible act,” and Police Chief Ryan Lee said, “Defacing a venerated object to provoke an emotional response will not help us rise to our better selves.”

  18. Count Potato

    “Jeff Bezos to Step Down as Amazon CEO After Company’s Sales Grew $38 Billion In One Year

    Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos will stop down as head of the company, according to a Tuesday Amazon press release. Andy Jassy, the CEO of Amazon Web Services is expected to replace Bezos as CEO of the company.

    Bezos’s announcement came as Amazon announced financials for the fourth quarter of 2020, which saw net sales increase 44 percent to $125.6 billion as opposed to $87.4 billion in the fourth quarter of 2019. In a Tuesday statement, Bezos said it was the “optimal time” for the leadership change.”

    https://www.newsweek.com/jeff-bezos-step-down-amazon-ceo-after-companys-sales-grew-38-billion-one-year-1566307

    • KromulentKristen

      Sounds like someone is tryna stay ahead of the torches & pitchforks

      • Swiss Servator

        He wants a full time space race with Musk.

      • KromulentKristen

        A space race could potentially be incredibly beneficial to the U.S. and humanity, so I doubt Bezos wants in. Har.

      • Hyperion

        Smeagol will be crushed like a bug by Musk. But I’ll enjoy watching it.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Kind of hard to push for Mail in voting in your newspaper, but push to require in person voting at your sells stuff company.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Is baldie going to run for office?

      • Hyperion

        He’s going to run for chief whoremonger.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And more you know where their cash cow is, AWS.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And now…

    • Urthona

      Actually good for him.

      Get out and enjoy the rest of your fabulously wealthy life.

  19. Rebel Scum

    So you are getting rid of affirmative action and are going to restore and adhere to constitutionally limited government?

    President Biden
    @POTUS

    We’ve never fully lived up to the founding principles of this nation, but our Administration is committed to finishing the work left undone. It’s long past time to confront deep racial inequities and systemic racism and fulfill the promise of America for all. #BlackHistoryMonth

    • Lachowsky

      So he is gonna

      -abolish the fed
      -bring all the troops home from all foreign lands
      -Disband the standing army
      -abolish all the 3 letter agencies (all of them, and fire all the employees)
      -Sell all federal land to individuals
      -repeal the 16th amendment

      probably more, but there is a good start.

    • R C Dean

      We’ve never fully lived up to the founding principles of this nation

      You mean, government according to the Constitution?

      Too right.

    • rhywun

      I just gotta laugh at this.

      Does anyone seriously believe Grampa Joe believes any of that?

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Minnesodans will never hear the end of the fact that the freeway bulldozed its way through a black neighborhood when it was built.

    Not all black neighborhoods are ghettoes, but I have to ask.

    Also, why would the racist white debbil establishment intentionally destroy black people’s neighborhoods in the certain knowledge the residents are going to disperse throughout the city? If they hate them so much, why not keep them penned in?

    • Swiss Servator

      It always comes down to those with the least clout get steamrollered. You were not going to bulldoze tony neighborhoods or country clubs.

      • Gadfly

        Not just clout, but also expense. With eminent domain you are supposed to pay out the fair market value of the property, so if the people in charge of the project are in any way budget conscious (not a guarantee, especially in the government) they would naturally look for the cheapest land to purchase. Although, since clout often flows from wealth, which is related to high property values, these two things kind of go hand in glove.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Senator Dick Durbin
    @SenatorDurbin

    More than 100 Americans die every day from gun violence. This #GVSurvivorsWeek, we recognize survivors of gun violence & remember all those we have lost.

    We have a lot of work to do to make this country a safer place. I will do all I can to reduce deadly shootings & save lives.

    Define “gun violence”.

    • KromulentKristen

      OMG 37,000 a year!! COVID has nuttin’ on “gun violence”!

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      It includes accidents and suicides.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        Yep.

        In Canada, suicides are approximately 80% of all gun deaths, IIRC my RCMP-certified safety course material. That inconvenient little fact is virtually never mentioned when discussing firearm deaths in Canada, although when it is mentioned in my presence, the speaker usually opines that if we got rid of guns, there’d be so many fewer suicides. It usually causes their head to swell painfully when I ask them if, considering I own my own body (“my body, my choice”), I should have the right to end my life in as quick and painless a way as possible, and if so, what have they got against firearms for said purpose? Always entertaining.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        always fun to point them to Japan as well. No guns, high suicide.

    • R C Dean

      I will do all I can to reduce deadly shootings & save lives.

      Introduce a bill that funds gun safety and handling classes across the fruited plain?

    • EvilSheldon

      Violence is anything a progressive doesn’t like. I’m not being sarcastic, but I wish I was.

      • Hyperion

        Well, that’s because they’re perpetually aggrieved malcontents. It’s their nature. All they were waiting for is for government to back up their wish of the death of the human species, now they’ve got it and we’re all doomed.

    • Brochettaward

      Yea, those $600 checks really did it…

  22. Rebel Scum

    Scottish connection. ///impeach

    The local MSPs will debate whether to pass an ‘Unexplained Wealth Order’, which though non-binding, will put pressure on Nicola Sturgeon, the left-separatist leader of Scotland’s devolved government, to investigate Mr Trump.

    The co-leader of the Scottish Green Party, Patrick Harvie, who introduced the measure for debate, told The Scotsman: “The Scottish Government has tried to avoid the question of investigating Donald Trump’s wealth for far too long. There are serious concerns about how he financed the cash purchases of his Scottish golf courses, but no investigation has ever taken place.

    “Nicola Sturgeon’s claims that it has nothing to do with her have been shown to be untrue. It’s long past time the government demonstrated that Scotland cannot be a country where anyone with the money can buy whatever land and property they want, no questions asked.

    “That’s why I’m bringing this vote to Parliament. The government must seek an unexplained wealth order to shine a light on Trump’s shadowy dealings.”

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Now try Congress members who have been in office for decades on a government salary maintaining two households (one in DC and the other in the home state) managing to become millionaires.

    • Tonio

      “Suspicion of evasion of income tax.”

      “No visible means of support.”

      IOW, basic envy.

    • Brochettaward

      Scotland cannot be a country where anyone with the money can buy whatever land and property they want, no questions asked.

      Imagine what sort of country that would be! Scandalous…

      • rhywun

        That was my favorite line.

        I guess they need to commie harder.

    • R C Dean

      There are serious concerns about how he financed the cash purchases of his Scottish golf courses

      Err, with loans?

      I mean, unless they have reason to believe he was laundering drug revenue into Scottish golf course acquisitions, what are they on about?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      TRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMP

      TRUMPITY TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

    • KromulentKristen

      “Let me test you on your thick cock”

      LOLWTF

    • Tonio

      It happens with age, Warren.

    • Count Potato

      ““This is an icon that’s there for visual reinforcement of the importance of Hollywood, not just for the city of L.A. but to the world,” Panatier said. “It needs to be upheld; it doesn’t need to be demeaned.””

      Actually, it sounds like it does.

      • KromulentKristen

        There must be some corollary to the Streisand Effect relating to this.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        boobs, upholding, something something.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

        That’s funny.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    It’s long past time the government demonstrated that Scotland cannot be a country where anyone with the money can buy whatever land and property they want, no questions asked.

    People’s Republic of Scotland has a nice ring to it.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Leave it to the Scots to complain about someone spending money.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        A once great people reduced to shite.

    • Gadfly

      The median age in Afghanistan is 19.5. The War in Afghanistan has been going on for 19.25 years. In a few months, the majority of Afghanis will have lived their entire lives during that war.

      • Gadfly

        And I’m not a pacifist or even anti-war as a general principle, but this seems excessive to me. The War in Afghanistan was justified, IMO, but it has been dragging on too long by at least a decade.

    • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

      I know it’s the Bee and all, but frankly, how would she recognize such books? It’s not like she’s given any indication that she read anything remotely related to economics during her degree . . .

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sucking off the liberal intelligentsia isn’t going to save your dying business.

    • Hyperion

      Man, all the wokesters are really all over this Brennan enemies list shit, are they not?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      When I want to read hard hitting exposés on domestic terrorism and homescholinf, I think about the very serious journalists at playboy.com

      ??

      • Hyperion

        You might consider moving on up to Jezebel or Salon for the really hard hitting stuff.

    • R C Dean

      Now do madrassas!

      • Hyperion

        They want to keep their head.

  24. grrizzly

    The virus was strong with Sergi Roberto.

    Versatile Barcelona player Sergi Roberto tested positive for Covid-19 on 26 occasions before overcoming the virus.

    Journalist Xavier Campos explained the situation on Esport3, as cited by El Mundo Deportivo, claiming that the player contracted the disease after sustaining an injury in late November.

    The player missed two months of action through injury – returning in Sunday’s win over Athletic Bilbao – but tested positive during that time and was not able to return to the club’s facilities until posting a negative result which was finally achieved at the 27th attempt.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      No relation.

    • rhywun

      contracted the disease

      I wonder if he was ever actually ill.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    SW just kicked off two cowboys from my flight….sigh.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Which I am constantly pulling at my mask to get any type of fresh air. I knew ai shoulf have drove

      • Ownbestenemy

        “If you see somethat that makes you uncomfortable please let a flight attendant know ”

        What the shit is that!

    • The Hyperbole

      If it was Romo and Aikman I got no problem with that. Now if they chucked Emmitt Smith or Jason Witten they can fuck right off.

      • westernsloper

        You think any twit SW steward has the balls to chuck Emmitt or Witten?

      • The Hyperbole

        That’s a good point.

      • Hyperion

        Witten is a Raider.

    • Tulip

      Why?

      • Ted S.

        Because fuck you, that’s why.

    • Hyperion

      “SW just kicked off two cowboys from my flight….sigh.”

      What the fuck? Where they trying to lasso shit or what?

      • limey

        Cowboy baked bean farts a la Blazing Saddles.

    • Cowboy

      If they were dallas cowboys I see no problem here.

    • straffinrun

      And the horses they flew in on?

  26. Count Potato

    “Control of the U.S. Senate was on the line, but many Georgia Republicans — at least some deterred by Donald Trump’s loss — stayed home rather than cast ballots in January’s runoffs.

    Their absence at the polls helped swing Georgia and the Senate to the Democrats.

    Over 752,000 Georgia voters who cast ballots in the presidential election didn’t show up again for the runoffs just two months later, according to a new analysis by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution of recently released voting records.

    More than half of the no-shows were white, and many lived in rural areas, constituencies that lean toward Republican candidates.”

    https://www.ajc.com/politics/turnout-dip-among-georgia-republicans-flipped-us-senate/IKWGEGFEEVEZ5DXTP7ZXXOROIA/

    • Hyperion

      Well, there was that one nut case who was hanging out with Guliani telling GOP voters to NOT vote in the runoff. What a fucking dumbass. That really helped, you wingding!

      • Raven Nation

        Victor Davis Hanson made the point that with Trump giving speeches about how the whole vote was rigged against Republicans, it might have kept a bunch of them at home. Plus, it made him look like a sore loser.

      • But Enough About [this space intentionally left blank]

        Yeah, it was an interesting tactical blunder for someone who didn’t normally make ’em. I think everything to do with the ‘Vid really threw him off his bullshit game.

      • grrizzly

        Trump should have given a gracious concession speech like everybody else in the GOP aspires to, right?

      • The Hyperbole

        Seeing as he lost, Yes, yes he should have.

      • Brochettaward

        Sorry, juris imprudent does it better.

      • The Hyperbole

        Fuck you you fucking mendacious fucking cunt fucker!!!!!

      • juris imprudent

        Moves borscht’tard up the list.

        But not to first.

      • Gadfly

        I mean, it’s not at all surprising that Donald Trump would act like a sore loser, but the Republican party of Georgia didn’t do anything to counter the “vote was rigged” narrative, they basically just said “everything’s fine” even though there was video of things that looked rather fishy. If any state had a rigged election, it was most likely Georgia. Why should people come out to support you if you aren’t going to take election security seriously?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pretty much this, the state Republicans told their voters to take their concerns and shove them up their asses and then come out and vote for our shitty candidates because the other guys suck and the voters stayed home instead. Well, that and a lot of usually politically uninvolved people who voted primarily for Trump but also Republican down the ticket didn’t show up for the runoff because they felt, right or wrong, that Trump was being screwed by his own party.

      • R C Dean

        Put up candidates that people want to vote for, give real answers to questions about election integrity, or don’t come crying to me.

      • straffinrun

        That eliminates anyone other than Massie or Rand.

      • rhywun

        Can we clone them?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Their absence at the polls helped swing Georgia and the Senate to the Democrats

      Yeah, I don’t fucking believe you. Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. Until we have transparent elections, I don’t buy any of the bullshit.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Minnasoda nice and retarded

    A city-assisted plan to convert a former auto repair shop on Milwaukee’s north side into a gardening business has been dropped.

    It turns out the building already is being used by a child care business — which Milwaukee officials don’t want to displace.

    That fact came to light when the business operator read the Journal Sentinel’s coverage of the development proposal.

    ——-

    The city planned to obtain the building through property tax foreclosure.

    It is owned by Dykeman Properties 1726 LLC and hasn’t paid its property taxes since 2017, according to a Department of City Development report. That delinquent bill, including interest and penalties, totals $81,260, it said.

    The July proposal called for the city to acquire the property and then sell it and an adjacent city-owned vacant lot, at 1722 W. Lloyd St., for $3,500 to Adams Garden Park LLC, operated by neighborhood activists Sharon and Larry Adams.

    ——-

    But, city officials were contacted by Charlotte Randolph. She leases the building for her child care facility — Apple Tree Educational Services LLC.

    Randolph learned about the garden center plans after reading a Journal Sentinel article about the project.

    ——-

    Department officials had assumed the building was vacant, said Jeff Fleming, Department of City Development spokesman.

    Move along, nothing to see here. Send somebody out to look at the place? That’s crazy talk.

    You can’t condemn a whole government because of one little slip-up. I’m sure there are many fine people running the City of Milwaukee.

    • Ted S.

      The retarded are the ones who think Milwaukee is in Minnesota.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Geography might not be my best subject. Oops.

    Still a classic tale of urban graft and self-dealing.

  29. limey

    I’m listening to this latest Bee podcast. Interview with the guy who wrote the book on the “libertarian” takeover of Grafton, NH. It’s pointless to try distancing yourself from these crazy people because then you just sound like “not real socialism”. It sounds pretty bad.

  30. KromulentKristen

    Alright, good night all!

    • Brochettaward

      It’s not even 7PM in real American time. I still have pants on. Where are you going?

      • Hyperion

        You just can’t stop grabbing a tiger by the tail, can you?

  31. Hyperion

    I think I’m onto something.

    I’ve started to notice some patterns relating to a certain point.

    And one of them concerns my clients calling ‘snow days’. They had a rare snow day on Monday. 2 inches of snow and it’s a snow day. However, the next day there was 5 inches of snow and about 1/4″ of ice in between layers, and no snow day. Why, because the prediction said huge blizzard that turned out to be 2″ of snow, and the prediction that the huge storm was over resulted in 3 more inches of snow and a bunch of ice.

    Now this is when I started seeing just more proof of this: They never call a snow day based on reality. It is ALWAYS about forecasts. So, basically, if the weather channel predicts 12″ of snow tonight, it doesn’t matter one bit that we wake up and there’s 1/8″ of snow, there will be a snow day. Or, if there’s no forecast of snow, we can wake up to 2 feet of the stuff, and there’s no snow day. There’s never any exception to this rule.

    So what I’m discovering, is that more and more in today’s world, everything is based on forecasts. Never on reality. So, if I say the planet will warm by 5 degrees Celsius over the next 10 years, we must devastate total economies to try to reduce this extreme change, that has not happened yet. And it don’t matter if I’ve been predicting that for the past 30 years and have been dead wrong every single time.

    So, if you want to start a really great career, get into forecasting something, making predictions, and pulling shit out of your ass, building a model for your predictions. You will get paid obscene amounts of money, no matter if you are dead wrong time after time and have never been right a single time, ever. You can just keep doing it and swimming in cash. Because there is no longer a single person in society who can look out the window to see if it’s fucking raining. I chose the wrong career.

    • Brochettaward

      I was going to make a comment on your obsession with measuring things, but you actually made a point and I don’t want your homosexuality to distract from that.

      I’d throw in the expertism bias. The experts said it so it must be so, reality be damned.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      As someone who works with models, I can confirm.

    • Urthona

      I doubt Dominion was an issue. Just part of Republican scatter shooting.

    • Hyperion

      There’s really no other reason why they’d be doing that. Otherwise, they’d be all smug in their vindication. They’re acting guilty as fuck, because they’re guilty as fuck and they think the lawsuits will keep anyone from looking closer.

      It seems risky at best, but I’m sure they expect complete protection by the goons they just got elected.

    • straffinrun

      Never trust a statement made under duress.

  32. straffinrun

    Cathy Young has been frothing at the mouth for days as she goes after James Lindsay for saying this. My take on his tweet is that Woke Jews cause more anti Semitism. I don’t see the problem at all. If white guys were running around Tokyo calling all the Japanese people “racist”, I’d expect that to cause a rise in anti white guy sentiment. Doesn’t make it right, just that it would. Am I missing something?

    https://twitter.com/CathyYoung63/status/1356730073651494925

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s just someone trying to turn a statement of the obvious to political advantage, IOW Twitter SOP.

      • straffinrun

        My guess is that she is all verklempt about James not doing the obligatory disclaimer “This is bigotry and and I bravely stand against it” before he made his main statement.

    • R C Dean

      Is she also frothing about the lefty wokesters also being anti-Semitic?

      • Hyperion

        Are you kidding me? The left have always been hardcore anti-Semite. It’s OK when they do it.

      • straffinrun

        Check out her feed. No, she hasn’t. Looks completely unhinged to me.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      A man with dementia is going to “solve our reality crisis”. Ok. Whatever you say.

      • rhywun

        What do you mean? Marxists have a firm understanding of reality and human nature. I mean, come on.

      • juris imprudent

        Just because they don’t believe in Paradise with a passel of virgins does not make them reality-based.

    • Urthona

      I just can’t imagine any negative consequences from that.

    • juris imprudent

      I really loved the proposed democracy czar by some other idiot.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Democracy, freedom to Die!

    • straffinrun

      Good. We can treat him like the last Czar.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Bullets are hard…….

      • juris imprudent

        The irony of the modern left, pining for czars.

        In fairness, if this czar wants to scourge un-reality from the body politic, let him start with Russian collusion.

  33. Count Potato

    It’s different when we do it, #562,890

    “NEW: The Biden admin is reopening an overflow facility in Texas for unaccompanied migrant children apprehended at the US-Mexico border. It comes amid an increase in apprehensions + reduced capacity limits at other facilities due to Covid-19.”

    https://twitter.com/priscialva/status/1356724733023313920

    • straffinrun

      Put them in ICU.

  34. straffinrun

    Split > fracture > disintegrate > coalesce > ?