Wife and I completed our taxes and concluded waiting for the fools to determine if the president might stay awake long enough to sign might get us an additional $4k in funny money. So we’ll wait.
Las Mujeres de Chile, plan a “Women’s Strike early next month to combat patriarchal…eh screw it. If that’s not worth a helicopter meme, I don’t know what is.
China is no longer cutting checks to Latin America. Make of this as you will.
Finish the joke: What did they use for birth control before socialism?
How is the wealthy buying their way to access to desirable goods or services controversial, or in any way unexpected?
I suppose it wasn’t the accommodations that caused the outrage but the separation of migrant children from their parents. They upgraded to military grade temporary shelters. We called them “California Shelters” and we trained to put them up in a couple hours and take them down in 20 mins. Nah, it was the cages.
To be honest, I thought El Chapo’s wife would be a lot better looking.
Reporting on a delayed presidential election result. How quaint.
I haven’t heard this one in a while. Why not?
Poor women in Venezuela, can’t get birth control and can’t get abortions. Must be a free market failure.
I was unable to file my 2019 tax return due to various federal crimes committed by my wife’s law firm. Just got the threatening letter from the IRS, even though I paid what I owed.
The good news: my income in 2020 is zero (at least on paper). I’m going full welfare queen.
various federal crimes committed by my wife’s law firm
Wait, what?
They committed a lot of felonies. Over and over. Like, on average, 3 felonies per day.
Pikers
They filed a fraudulent return for the LLP saying that my wife owned less of the firm than she did.
We know better than to sign it or rely on for our personal return.
That’s odd. Since LLPs are pass-through for taxes, that would mean she would owe less taxes, and the other partners would owe more. Unless they are losing money, in which case she could claim fewer losses, and teh other partners could claim more.
She left the firm at the end of FY 2019. She was a 20% owner, which, based on cumulative capital contributions, is worth about $200k.
The problem here isn’t the taxation; it’s that the firm filed an official document with the IRS under penalty of perjury stating she is a 0% owner.
Ugh. Sorry Playa. I hope you are able to work this out.
Thanks.
She has a lawyer handling it now.
Sadly, we’re not rich enough to have zero income.
I nearly did for a few months in 2020. Just took in Social Security. Won’t be eligible for Medicare until 2022. In Minnesota, a healthcare insurance policy through BC/BS via MinnesotaCare is $25/month for a single person earning that. For a person with zero income, the monthly premium is $0.00. Went to the doctor maybe three or four times during that during that time and NEVER received a bill. The copay on my monthly Lisinopril prescription is three dollars and change. Anyone who tells you that the poor can’t afford healthcare, at least in Minnesota, is taking out of their ass.
Hey, you still had to pay three dollars! How can the poor fit that into a budget. Just think how many lotto tickets they could have bought with that money.
Had a friend who had colon cancer, didn’t get diagnose to it grew. They gave him a 50/50 prognosis. The first thing they told him is get off Obamacare, they could do more for him through the TX program. So he did. And he survived. He’s still an avowed socialist though.
The State saved him why wouldn’t he be a socialist?
I managed it for 2016-18.
You aren’t getting away from being taxed THAT easily.
Best of luck, Your Majesty!
Isnt it early for links? Or just outwitting brochetta?
Lol
And the sheep just move along 😉
When they unpublish this…
My alternative theory is mexican hates trashy.
*sobs into taco*
Oh wait, Mexican, not Mexicans.
My bad Trashy. My bad.
Everybody has it out for me today! ??
It’s all good, I’m just grateful that TPTB actually post my BS rather than quietly making it disappear.
Sure… thanks for guilting me into putting together a draft for the next cocktail post. 🙂
No, no, no! This is highly unusual.
Wapner comes on at 3!
There has been concern globally that the privileged could game the system to get themselves vaccinated before others. When the connected have been caught leapfrogging ahead, in countries like Turkey, Morocco and Spain, they have faced criticism, investigations or forced resignations.
Something…. something… price gouging laws
With 32.71% of the votes, left-wing economist Andrés Arauz has already secured his place in the second round. The 36-year-old has the support of former President Rafael Correa, who governed Ecuador from 2007 to 2017.
Ecuador will continue to be a basket case.
Meh, I’m not sure I’m against using pols as guinea pigs for a new type of vaccine. In fact you can use them for all types of human experimentation. They’re close enough to human for medical trials.
My sentiments exactly. I will wait a while and see how this turns out before I get stuck. I am very suspicious cuz…I just am that way.
You get the vaccine yet you are still contagious? That makes no sense yet they insist everyone get it? I suppose if they hadn’t gotten caught lying their asses off so many times and had been able to make one single accurate prediction I wouldn’t think they are lying half of the time and talking out of their asses the other half.
https://imgur.com/a/XzOo68T
Where can I get a copy of that?
Because it’s not a vaccine in the traditional sense.
*looks around*
What makes them special?
I was a little hopeful when Correa left.
I know. I know.
This basket comes with bananas.
And banana spiders.
I’m willing to wager that the polio vaccine first came out, it went to a lot more Americans than folks in Brazil or Indonesia.
If you want the vaccines to be distributed faster, someone who wants it early paying 10x what it would normally cost is a good thing. The government should stay out of the way so that 900% markup goes to the maker of the vaccine instead of the grey/black market. I’m still dumbfounded that the vaccines are “free” in the U.S. “Capitalist country” my ass.
Wife and I completed our taxes and concluded waiting for the fools to determine if the president might stay awake long enough to sign might get us an additional $4k in funny money. So we’ll wait.
All of the tax aspects of the proposed bill don’t kick in until 2021…unless you meant you are playing the stimulus game.
Correct
I need to file our taxes in order to play the stimulus game, but there are a couple of documents we don’t yet have.
All of the tax aspects of the proposed bill don’t kick in until 2021
It looks like they will be passing an UBI-lite version by expanding the child tax credit and making monthly payments to families beginning in July via direct deposits instead of claiming the credit with your taxes. I imagine a lot of people are going to be screwed if they don’t change their withholding.
SLD: Credits, UBIs, and other forms of social welfare are no bueno. It is a little rich though to see conservative politicians rail against this while continuing to champion Social Security, which is looting the wealth from my generation and transferring to another… about the same as above just with different generations.
A buddy of mine who lived through the Pinochet years told me that two years after Pinochet was gone they were all back. You couldn’t tell the difference.
We are stuck with commies forever I guess.
So, it took the Chinese this long to realize they were being played? They poured their money down a black hole, Africa being the other bottomless pit. Good for them.
What did they use for birth control before socialism?
Wait, I know this one….candles?
For the rest I got nuthin’
There’s a lot of truth to the notion that ideas can’t be killed, only people can. Even fascism, much as it is disapproved of by all right-thinking people, endures (indeed, it is not too far off from the economic system we actually have).
Hitler killed a lot more people than just Jews (and had plans to kill a lot more besides, especially Slavs) but part of the reason that the Jews get more recognition (besides sheer numbers) is that you actually can kill off an ethnicity (it’s not easy, though). You can’t kill your way to purging communism forever any more than you can kill your way to making communism work, but the same can’t be said of genetics.
“You can’t kill your way to purging communism forever any more than you can kill your way to making communism work.”
I am stealing that thar gold.
The Mexican links are early? I’m confused.
It’s already past 4 o’clock somewhere.
South America is in a different time zone this week.
Mexico is south of the US, so its time zones are ahead of ours. Right?
That depends on whether you cross it going East or going west.
I had a running joke with friends that used to live in Nevada. Whenever I talked to them, I’d ask what time it was there and suggest a time like 6 hours ahead. I always made myself laugh. Sometimes they did too.
Great musical choice. I love the hard hitting drumming by John Stanier.
Here is the isolated drum track. Hard hitting, precise, and a great snare sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSKow-ms6vw
Big fan here. Meantime was the album I listened to more than anyone else around 1992-93. Saw them live in 1997, which was the last tour they did with the (mostly) original lineup, and it was a fantastic show. Stanier is a sensational drummer. “Rollo” onBetty is my favorite of his.
Rollo was great. Stanier is doing essentially jazzy like drumming now for an experimental band called Battles.
I’ve listened to some of their stuff because I’m such a big Helmet fan and…..yeah, experimental music largely isn’t my bag. Liked a few songs though, and his drumming remains terrific.
Mirrored was such a cool album. It was my first introduction to math rock. Iwas a huge indie nerd. Unfortunately work and everything else ate up the time I had to constantly seek out new good music. RIP my hipster cred.
Seconded.
To be honest, I thought El Chapo’s wife would be a lot better looking.
The article says she was a former beauty queen. Perhaps they have different standards in Mexico? Although, Telenovelas would tell a different story. Maybe the years are especially unkind to a drug queen.
Standards of beauty vary by country. When I lived in Eastern Europe I would see dozens of women every day more attractive than the reigning Miss Slobovia. I couldn’t figure out what they found attractive. Not that she was unattractive, just that there were many who were more attractive. Of course, maybe she had other talents that appealed to the judges.
They have to be willing to participate in a beauty contest. There are women that find beauty contests ….gross
Well, the US is the same.
Spend an hour walking any SEC campus during a crowded time and you’ll easily see 100 that would outrank every Miss Universe.
Or Arizona State. Hang around Tempe for an afternoon sometime and you’ll see literally thousands of gorgeous women.
/shuts office door behind him and runs out to car
Maybe those every day beautiful women are particle physicists and don’t need to be in a beauty pageant?
Okay, now I’m really turgid. Thanks a lot, KK. I can’t even sit comfortably in front of my monitor now.
I expected more cosmetic surgery.
The wife needn’t be attractive. She needs to be loyal.
North Dakota House votes to prohibit mask mandates
Bill goes to the state senate.
“Diabolical silliness” is a great term for all of this WuFlu stuff.
“The legislation outlines that “A state or local elected official, the state, or a political subdivision of the state may not mandate an individual in this state use a face mask, face shield, or other face covering.””
That is too ambiguous.
I’m liking this Boebert chick.
After getting criticized for having guns visible in her home by a Congresscreature:
I always thought my dirty dishes piled up and accumulating bacteria were the most dangerous thing in a Zoom background,
Boebert replied:
Do your dishes, Hon.
She’s a pip. I was paying attention to her since the Shooter’s Grille first got some notice. Then she came down to Denver and told off Beta O’Rourke, the Irish Tortilla, in front of a big crowd.
Now she’s in Congress. I’ve been watching her career with growing interest and amusement.
Why? That’s what his mistresses are for.
I think she looks pretty fly.
Also, good meme. I got a chuckle out of that one.
And the verse referenced in the meme is an interesting one. It says to love one’s enemies, but not to have no enemies. Which makes sense, since Christianity as conceived was basically a rebellion against the Roman state (as the command to “make disciples of all nations” implies converting good Romans away from the Roman state religion), so it was destined to make enemies. But I think a lot of people miss the distinction there.
Last Monday morning when I got up to go to work, it was a bone chilling negative 8 degrees outside. Here we are Tuesday a week later and it is 75 with the sun shining.
The weather gods around here need to take their men’s.
Meds dammit, not men’s
Same here….and we still have snow on the ground in places.
Casual wear for the professional hypochondriac
The majority of medical professionals say that they like to wear a surgical-style mask outside of work. “I just wear a regular disposable surgical mask,” infectious disease expert Dr. Amesh A. Adalja, senior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, tells Yahoo Life. Dr. Timothy Murphy, senior associate dean for clinical and translational research at the University at Buffalo, tells Yahoo Life that he doubles up on surgical masks. “When I go out, I have taken to wearing a two surgical masks—one knotted for a snug fit, to take advantage of both the extra layers and the snug fit to maximize protection of myself and others,” he says. And Dr. Gloria A Bachmann, medical director of the PROUD Gender Center of New Jersey at the Rutgers Robert Wood Johnson Medical School, tells Yahoo Life that she opts for a “standard disposable mask” with “no distinguishing features or messages” for a reason. “I want to send the universal message that we’re all in this together—that wearing a mask while working, shopping, walking in my neighborhood, etc., is the one thing all of us can do as a team,” she says.
There’s no “you” in TEAM.
Why can’t these people be like normal schizos and off themselves?
Is it too harsh to hope she gets run over?
“PROUD Gender Center”
Placing Reactionary “Others” Under Detention
I feel very validated in in my lifelong hatred of doctors.
Why would anyone think that I would to be on the same team, with a bunch idiots wearing masks in public?
We’re all in this together
It’s good that no one has tried telling me, “wEre AlL iN tHiZ TogEtHEr!” to my face. I would probably be in jail.
In this together
It’s just I and my multiple personalities that are in this together.
That’s a man, baby.
There’s a strong element of photoshopped-into-real-life going on there.
I think they did a face swap with Woody Allen.
Uffda. How many women have leaped out of the stirrups when Gloria walked in?
Are you talking women with a vagina or women with a penis?
Either way, woof.
It would be even scarier if Gloria was a proctologist.
“It was a one in a million shot, doc.”
I was at Gloria’s office, getting the digital rectal exam, and Gloria says: “At this point of the exam it is normal to get an erection”. I said”I don’t have an erection”. Gloria says “No. But I do”.
:Shocked face:
That makes me want to vomit in terror.
Yeah, I’m okay with Gloria continuing to wear a mask.
Dr. Amesh A. Adalja, senior scholar at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security
I got a good laugh yesterday when switching radio channels around, the local lefty talk host was quoting somebody at this institution, perhaps even this guy, and said “I’ve got this idiot friend who always says Johns Hopkins. It’s John Hopkins, like John Wayne! What a fool!”
Wonder if he got any callers on that one. Didn’t stay on the station to find out.
When I said to raise taxes, I didn’t mean MINE
Nearly a year after Mike Bloomberg’s $1 billion presidential campaign crashed into Super Tuesday, his staffers are still dealing with the aftershocks.
In recent weeks, aides to the former Democratic candidate started receiving tax forms that in some cases list incomes that are tens of thousands of dollars more than they were compensated in salary. The added amounts account for paid housing and other generous benefits they received last year, but the price tag is coming to many as an unwelcome surprise.
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Now, however, the ex-staffers say the inflated compensation could have major ramifications for their pocketbooks.
Staffers raised concerns that the bloated gross incomes they have to declare in their taxes will cause them to lose out on a long list of government programs and benefits — from Obamacare subsidies to possible student loan debt forgiveness to the $1,400 checks President Joe Biden is proposing as the centerpiece of his coronavirus rescue package.
“That has large-scale implications for people’s eligibility for unemployment, for their eligibility for [Affordable Care Act] subsidies, for their eligibility for student loan forgiveness,” said one former Bloomberg staffer, who requested anonymity to be able to speak candidly. “I looked at the number of zeros and I couldn’t believe it. I thought it had to be a mistake,” the person added. “They’re just making my blood boil.”
Two other former aides also worried about their newfound income levels added it was unclear to them at the time that their salary included the bump for taxes, which are coming due a year later. Beyond the personal headaches, others viewed the tax issue as the latest indignity in a campaign experience filled with them.
Disputes over anticipated salaries and see-sawing health care benefits during the height of the pandemic left many of the aides feeling burned by their time with Bloomberg. They believe the candidate’s tax accounting decisions also ran counter to personal values he espoused, such as bestowing generous pay and benefits on his employees and taking care of the little guy.
“If you’re setting up an organization that is running for president and you think that our tax laws should be different, and our policies should be different, in order to better help people, then the way you treat people on the campaign and the way that you pay them should reflect that,” the same ex-staffer added.
It couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch of dummies.
My reaction.
I was expecting a Nelson laugh.
That brought a smile to my face.
Echos of the California couple that, when asked about Obamacare, said “We wanted everyone to have health insurance, we just didnt know we were going to have to pay for it.”
Go sit on a sharp stick, idiots.
Or Californians complaining about the cap on SALT deductions, which hits higher income people the most.
One must have a heart of stone to read that without laughing.
I’ve read that that if Chairman Biden does EO student loan forgiveness, it will include a tax waiver.
That’s a man, baby.
Good god, y’all!
That was my thought too.
That’s one ugly dude.
Dude finally found a way to get some pussy. Good on him. Just leave me the fuck alone.
Speaking of, what I really don’t get is the dudes who go trans and then become lesbians. Like, why? They literally gave up the natural tool for the job and are now going to have to rely on substitutes. And drastically reduced their potential dating pool (since 95% of people are straight). I guess they liked being a woman more than being with women, but I can’t wrap my head around that.
We just did our taxes, but haven’t submitted them. This was my first full year at my new job, and I also did some side work for my old job, which got me a 1099. We’re now in a higher tax bracket. So putting it all together, instead of a refund of around 10k, we owe a few hundred. Kinda sucks, but we knew it would take a year to see how all this works out.
instead of a
refundrepayment of around 10k [I lent the government, interest free], we owe a few hundred.Owing a few hundred is ideal.
I underpaid and have to pay a penalty of… $7. I’ll take it.
Owing a few hundred is ideal.
Yeah, that’s the sweet spot.
I’ve underwithheld in the past. I never paid a penalty, though, just the taxes
oweddemanded.Wife is apparently under-withholding, and I had some dividends from my index fund that pushed me into penalty territory. I’ll have to tweak my paycheck withholding this year.
Last year I sold a bunch of company stock to balance things out and really got myself into penalty territory.
Good problem to have, but a trap for the unwary.
That’s what I paid annually for over 20 years. This year, and a self-imposed poor person, I’m getting $1,300 back. WTF???
I was flirting with the penalty for a couple years in a row before the new withholding forms came out. This year they’re going to be refunding me a substantial sum (pending a 1099 from the state of VA) . The problem is that I have no clue how to or whether I need to fix it. Too many one time things happened in 2020 that aren’t going to be happening again (pay cuts, job loss, etc).
I’d much rather be sweating the penalty than giving uncle Sam a 5 figure loan each year.
I ordered our spending around the schedule C.
This explains where everybody went.
Talking with my brother he made this claim that Dems are for the people and they care more. Of course I stuck my nose in it and said parties aside, there are plenty of Dems who have hurt people.
“Name just one or one policy!”
I know its a trap because he already stated he sees then as gods among men.
Im thinking easy ones FDR, Biden shutting down the pipeline…any other really good ones foe me to get into a familial pissing contest
Cash for Clunkers destroyed the used car market, which hurt everyone too poor to buy a new vehicle.
The absolute dumbest aspect of what was a colossally stupid program was the mandate that the cars be destroyed so as to not be able to be sold off as salvage. Auto salvage is the purest form of recycling that there is.
Um… George Wallace, Jefferson Davis, Woodrow Fucking Wilson.
Don’ forget Klan Grand Wizard Robert Byrd.
Maybe during Jim Crow, but after that Byrd must have become a Republican, right?
There’s literally an embarrassment of riches there.
Fucking slavery? Jim Crow?
Thanks all. I had some of those in mind and you all provide some funsies for him to whisk away with a magic wand.
What is great is him and I can have these and walk away brothers still. We get heated but drink a beer after and laugh.
One of my best buds is a deep, deep blue, East Coast urban proggie. He thinks Obama was too far to the right. We’ve argued politics over beers I don’t know how many times, we agree on almost nothing in the political sphere, but somehow, we remain really good friends.
People are funny.
I am the only non-liberal at hunting camp. I think it’s kind of funny, because three of them are married to gynecologists, three of them own or manage businesses, they all live on streets with shitty roads.
We still get along too.
That’s rare these days but good on you and your friend. With one or two exceptions, most of my friends are left leaning but we never ever get angry about politics. And I also purged those who views politics as a religion from my life.
I would throw in Jimmy Carter and the de-regulation of brewing, but mention how Reagan is usually given the de-regulation credit.
Andrew Cuomo?
he made this claim that Dems are for the people and they care more.
Not according to the voters.
Data from the NBC News poll shows that the composition of the two major parties is changing, and one massive shift is coming in employment: the kinds of jobs Democrats and Republicans hold. There are signs across racial and ethnic demographic groups that Republicans are becoming the party of blue-collar Americans and the change is happening quickly.
If the movement continues it could have a large impact on the future of the GOP. Consider the scale of the change overall.
In the last decade, the percentage of blue-collar voters who call themselves Republicans has grown by 12 points. At the same time, the number in that group identifying as Democrats has declined by 8 points. Among white-collar voters, the numbers have remained stable, with Democrats seeing a tiny increase and Republicans seeing a tiny drop.
Cliché, but Teddy Kennedy.
Just for slightly relevant lulz: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pSANTRnEBgg
Biden’s lock-em-up legislation. Literally everything Harris did as AG for CA. Reno’s mass murder by fire. LBJ killing hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese. Slick Willie putting domestic spying into high gear with Carnivore.
How many more ya want?
Let me take a stab at his responses:
* Doesn’t count, parties switched sides in the 60s
* That was a good, well-meaning policy and any unintended bad results are because of Republicans somehow
* I never heard of it so it didn’t happen.
Wait, I forgot one:
* That was fine and saying otherwise makes you a conspiracy nut
How far back does he count Democrats as Democrats? Because the Trail of Tears, Mexican-American War, defense of slavery, promotion of white supremacy, Jim Crow, Japanese internment, government censorship, and confiscation of property were all promoted by historic Democrats.
If only considering current Democrats, every law that punishes someone for doing something that shouldn’t be illegal counts (and yes, the Republicans are guilty of this as well). Also, Waco, when Obama droned that American kid (“top cop kills unarmed minority kid”, if you really want to troll), voting to continue wars when Trump said he wanted to end them, etc.
War, war and more war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01-2pNCZiNk
…every war of choice in the 20th century with one exception (Gulf War) lasting a few weeks.
The “Great Society” has been keeping poor people poor for decades.
Honestly, I would be too busy laughing my ass off to come up for air and provide a response.
CA emissions mandates punish the poor. One of the mandates states that for Ultra Low Emissions Vehicle (ULEV) certification, you can’t replace a catalytic converter with an aftermarket converter, must be OE. This means instead of spending $500 for a part for you 14 year old Prius where someone steals your converter (Prius converters are a hot theft item), you have to spend $2,200 (plus labor). This carries over to other CA emissions adopters. Even in states such as TX that don’t follow CA emissions, the ULEV part that fits and will keep the check engine light off probably runs closer to $1,500 for the aftermarket part. Also, fuel tanks are mandated to be sealed on these cars, fuel pump goes out? Noe you have to buy a new fuel tank ($2,000), not just the pump ($300). These are all real life examples l’ve run across on CA market cars dumped into the TX used car market.
What did they use for birth control before socialism?
BC pills.
Famine seems to be the socialist-approved birth/population control measure.
BC pills
I expected something significantly more perverse, disgusting, or at the very least misogynistic from this crowd.
Meh. It is just a different take on “What did commies use before candles?”. (Electricity…)
I know that! I was looking for some coat hanger jokes!
*throws empty mug*
Apparently Tiger Woods flipped his car this morning and was pretty seriously injured, not life threatening though.
Did the guy who bought it see what Tiger paid originally and come to his house to yell at him?
I guess he’ll need a new driver now.
Just teeing it up for Swissy?
A little birdie told me we are in for a mass narrowing of gazes
I can’t lie, Swiss has a fair way of dealing with the rough puns you putzes make.
I’m really green when it coms to puns, so I doubt Swiss will narrow his gaze at me.
I wonder how high & drunk he was, and how successful the cover-up will be?
7 am? A few weeks removed from back surgery? He’s hooked again, and now after the crash injuries and pain meds, he’ll be hooked for a while.
It’s a sad situation.
To quote Mrs. Animal’s late Grandmom –
“Take two aspirins, and hold them between your knees.”
I told the missus about Tiger Woods’ serious car accident today.
She asked me, “How the hell do you roll over an SUV puttering along in Los Angeles?”
Was it wrong that my first thought was, “Well, he is half-Asian.”
No.
I am a bad person for laughing at that.
They couldn’t just take a golf club to the window to get him out?
I know that intersection well. That stretch of Hawthorne Blvd is steep enough to have an escape ramp.
You need to pay close attention, and more importantly, you need to be not high on pills.
Hey, how was your vacation? What was the level of normalcy and mask theatre like there? Hope you and the fam had a good time.
Awesome time
Masks everywhere but on the beach, in the pool, dining, and hiking.
Other than that, it felt pretty normal. We went out to dinner at least 6 nights. I haven’t even dined out once here in the last 6 months.
It seems like Hawaii has been one of the more draconian states, from the outside looking in.
Posting links at 1PM? I smell a conspiracy.
Hey everyone! Point and laugh at #26 over here.
The joke’s on you. I was comment #100. You can’t keep a true Firster down.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the 99 that ran a first train on you.
No kidding. What a loser. Ha, ha!
FoE wouldn’t have been caught napping like that.
^^^^He’s right you know.
*rolls eyes*
All U.S. and Virginia flags have been lowered in honor of people who have died from COVID-19.
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam ordered flags to be lowered on Monday in accordance with a proclamation from the White House. More than 500,000 Americans, including 7,486 Virginians, have died from COVID-19.
“As we mourn the lives lost and pray for the grieving families, friends, neighbors, and loved ones left behind, let us unite in our resolve to defeat this virus,” Northam tweeted. “We must all keep doing our part to protect those around us by wearing masks, social distancing, and getting vaccinated.”
Flags will remain at half-staff until sunset on Friday, February 26.
No, they haven’t.
Now lower the flags for the 250,000 that die from medical mistakes every year.
Perhaps all the victims of COVID and the public overreaction to it from 2020 should be Time’s Person of the Year for sacrificing themselves to keep Trump from winning again.
Now lower the flags for the 250,000 that die from medical mistakes every year.
TBH that number is far more questionable than even the Covid numbers. It’s all based on wild overestimates, shaky models and generous extrapolations.
If that many people really died from medical mistakes each year, why would you ever seek medical assistance?
“As we mourn the lives lost and pray for the grieving families, friends, neighbors, and loved ones left behind, let us unite in our resolve to defeat this virus,” Northam tweeted. “We must all keep doing our part to protect those around us by wearing masks, social distancing, and getting vaccinated.”
Blah blah blah. You’re not defeating anything.
It’s not a question of “if”. It’s merely a question of when.
The mortality rate is still 100%. Stop pretending death is a social construct.
Just like Tinker Bell, no one would ever die if we all just believed, and wore two masks.
History must be erased because muh feels.
A petition started by the University of Washington Black Student Union titled, “Demand for the University of Washington Administration to Meet the Needs of Black Students,” demands that the university “remove statues of racist figures,” and specifically calls out George Washington.
“Statues in place at the University of Washington are preservers of our dark past,” the petition reads. “The George Washington statue, in particular, symbolizes a man who owned over 300 black slaves and profited from their labor.”
“This is not a history that should be glorified and celebrated as it perpetuates white supremacy and preserves its historical imposition,” the petition adds. “Thus, the George Washington Statue, along with all others that symbolize racist figures, should be removed from the University of Washington.”
Fascinating. Would you have the same sentiment if they were white? And I guess we’d better get at renaming just about everything in the country including black people named “Washington”.
This is the tell that BLM is just another Marxist front. I would think just owning a human being should be a sufficient objection by itself but the evil of profit is given equal weight.
Makes you wonder if Marxists are okay with slavery as long as it’s for the good of the State and no profit is made. Rhetorical… of course they are.
“our dark past”
Racist dog-whistle?
It is childlike histrionics. Agitate and disrupt for the sake of agitating and disrupting, that is what commies do. “Look at me! Look at me! ”
It doesnt have to make any sense, in fact, the more absurd it is the more they like it. The reply should be ‘Go blow that out of your ass somewhere else.”
including black people named “Washington”
No need to worry about the Jeffersons, they done moved on up.
To a dee-lux apartment in the sky-hi-hi !
I laughed.
“This is not a history that should be glorified and celebrated as it perpetuates white supremacy and preserves its historical imposition,”
Has anyone, at least in recent times, glorified Washington’s slave-ownership or racial ideas? People are complex: it is entirely possible for the same person to do both heroic and villainous things. And it is entirely appropriate to celebrate when people do heroic things, which means oftentimes celebrating people who did in fact do bad things as well. Washington is celebrated for his leadership in founding this country, an example that is worthy of commendation and imitation. He is not celebrated for owning slaves or having backwards racial ideas (both of which were common at the time), nor should he be. If the University of Washington is celebrating the negative aspects of his personality, they should stop, but otherwise this anti-Washington sentiment is misplaced.
Although, if the left does continue to proceed to cancel past heroic figures for their misdeeds, I will have a fun time asking their opinion on the Prophet Muhammad.
“Islam is right about women.”
Always good for flustering the truly woke.
Or, as I heard once, “You are the villain in SOMEONE’s story.”
Washington believed 2+2=4. (So did Hitler.) Abolish math, racists accept it!
I thought Hitler didn’t care for (((physics)))
Black Student Unions involves the worst kind of people. They are usually filled with black students from the burbs who don’t know a damn thing about the hood and who are dying to be martyrs of victimhood. When I first got to college, I went to a Black Student Union meeting and knew after being there for five minutes that I didn’t belong and that was before I became a libertarian or politically aware.
Like me you always were one and just did not know it yet but had a sense about it.
Apparently their SAT score were too low to get into the University of Samuel Little .
You can get accepted at that school as long as you promise not to pronounce it “University of Warsh-ington”
When do they rename George Washington Carver?
I’m sure the purged and woke military will maintain peak effectiveness.
“There’s not a single doubt in my mind that you take seriously your oath to the Constitution. And that you serve this country with honor and dignity, and character. And that you believe in and uphold our core values each and everyday,” he said. …
“But the truth of the matter is, we need your help. I’m talking of course about extremism and extremist ideology. Views and conduct that run counter to everything that we believe in. And which can actually tear at the fabric of who we are as an institution,” he said.
He said extremist ideology can spread faster and wider thanks to social media and “aggressive and organized and emboldened attitude that many of these hate groups and their sympathizers are now applying to their recruitment and their operations.”
Austin asked members of the military to revisit the oath they took when they joined the military, consider “what they really mean,” and “think about the promise” they made.
He then asked military members to share stories with their commanders of extremists and extremist ideology.
I heard that B-52 airframes are going to be refitted with better engines to be used for another 5 decades but I am not sure woke, soy-addled trannies will be able to fly them.
Now reconcile that with the FBI’s stance that people obsessed with following the Constitution are extremist.
Perhaps this can be resolved by a loyalty oath, to the Party.
No, to Biden. A new Führereid.
The party is too nebulous. It should be to the top man. Perhaps he could have a title.
He then asked military members to share stories with their commanders of extremists and extremist ideology.
*It’s a Trap*
I’d advise people to keep their heads down and not do this. This is so vague, I’m sure that there will be people who innocently report seeing “extremist ideology” on the web who will be made scapegoats so leadership can get their purge numbers up so it looks like they are doing something. After all, what were you doing looking at that stuff? I smell a traitor-sympathizer, comrade!
Maybe some stories about how much money we waste on crap from Raytheon? Would those stories be okay?
“He then asked military members to share stories with their commanders of extremists and extremist ideology”
I was forced by woke culture to watch “training films” in an attempt to brainwash me. What do I win?
Free train ride to the gulag.
There are no free train rides, the riders are heavily subsidized.
I had a commander that used Veggie Tales in Commander’s Call….yet life went on.
This is why I’m not worried about my guns getting confiscated.
Covid Derangement Syndrome
AIER has been on fire during the panic. Aside from this place I can’t think of a better website this past year.
It’s always been awesome.
“Finish the joke: What did they use for birth control before socialism?”
The camps.
A Tokarev
…back alleys and some hot coat-hangers
A shop-vac and a garbage disposal
The Finnish probably used reindeer dung or some kind of arctic moss. Maybe a knotted length of seal intestine.
Salmon skin lubricated with vodka.
STAY OUT OF MY NIGHTSTAND !
Ha! There it is!
Merrick Garland Says Whether 2+2=4 Is ‘A Very Difficult Societal Question’
Calling Someone Without Texting Them First Officially Classified As A Hate Crime
Seeing Garland do mental gymnastics to explain why attacking a federal courthouse in Portland isn’t domestic terrorism was a real treat.
Weekends: burning down a courthouse is not terrorism.
Weekdays:
8:59 – burning down a courthouse is not terrorism.
9:01 – TERRORISM! INSURRECTION!
I’m still waiting for the IRS to find find my 2019 returns, which they apparently misplaced.
It’s a Kafkian Hell trying to resolve that particular snafu.
My son had a similar experience. I drafted a letter for him to send his congresswoman and, within 4 weeks, it was found and he got his refund.
Politicization of SCIENCE
“The evidence was pretty compelling by last March or April that uniform wearing of masks would reduce transmission of this disease,” National Institutes of Health Director Dr. Francis Collins told “Axios on HBO” on Sunday.
The politicization of face masks probably led to many unnecessary deaths, he said.
“A mask is nothing more than a life-saving medical device, and yet it got categorized in all sorts of other ways that were not factual, not scientific and, frankly, dangerous,” he added. “And I think you can make a case that tens of thousands of people died as a result.”
Everybody who refused to kowtow to the holy wise men is a murderer.
I have some shit on my shoe. Lick it off.
OK, chief, show me the data to back up those claims.
No shit.
A hundred years of evidence was suddenly refuted. Believe them.
Wasn’t Fauci still against masks for hoi polloi in March?
And if there is so much evidence of this, then it should have been easy to produce it now. Let’s see the studies they’re basing their claims on.
I’m old enough to remember when the experts pooh poohed the idea of wearing a mask. I’m also old enough to remember when the experts said wearing a mask would stop the virus in it’s tracks.
Now do the politicization of Hydroxychloroquine. How many people did that kill?
The politicization of face masks probably led to many unnecessary deaths, he said.
Then maybe the politicians shouldn’t have mandated it. That’s what politicized the issue. You can’t make something political and then complain that it’s been politicized.
Personally I think that missing step is to throw money at a slush fund for cops to work overtime nailing mask deniers.
I know I would feel so much better if I saw “EXTRA MASK ENFORCEMENT THIS WEEKEND” on those hiway signs.
Nothing gives a citizen a warm sense of satisfaction like knowing that his government is going to take money from him in order to pay thugs with guns to take even more money.
1. There are no flu cases because everyone is wearing a mask
2. The spike in Rona is caused by no one wearing their mask like we ordered, so it has to be lockdowns
The biggest spike came when its likely that the most people were masking up.
I track Alberta, Canada’s COVID stats. Alberta went to mandatory masking on August 1, 2020. Case counts literally went straight north from that day forward.
OFFS
Some one should show him the packaging of any mask that isn’t hand made that says “not a medical device” or something to that effect.
Or better yet, when your grandpa passes, run to the microphones and say that Dr. Collins killed him and sue him for giving out false medical advice.
I got my refund this morning. Federal, probably another 5 weeks for state.
Amazing how those Justices that Trump spent all kinds of political capital to get confirmed refuse to even consider an election case.
The Supreme Court telling America that breaking the law in an election is a moot point because it’s after the fact is like saying a shoplifter isn’t guilty because they already left the store.
Thomas’s dissent, as usual, was brilliant.
I didn’t expect the Supremes to do the right thing. My standards are lowered for anything that elected and appointed officials do.
Kavanaugh, well, I wondered if being politically abused would cow him, or give him some spine. I guess we know.
I was expecting better of Barrett, though. I guess all that “strict constructionist” BS went right out the window when it mattered.
I can’t even believe that those dissenters are allowed to remain on the SC? Can’t they be impeached too?
Imagine the amount of wrong think to argue that now is the time to decide some important points of law in regards to elections. EVERYONE knows that the best time to decide those cases is right after (or just before) an election. That way you get totes impassionate decisions. Or the SC runs away from the issues like little bitches and the scofflaws get away with it.
Can’t they be impeached too?
Technically, yes. I don’t know if a Supreme Court justice has ever been impeached. That would be a major shit-show. Which makes me think they might try it.
Samuel Chase was impeached, but not removed, in 1805. Judges at other levels (but not SCOTUS) have been impeached and some even removed since then.
Helmut Unsung is a great song choice.
Ran across this delightful article about what us white eyes are not allowed to do at the end of the morning lynx.
My favorite don’t is calling natives ‘chief’. Because that word is totes a Native American honorific and should never cross your lying forked tongue.
Should anyone tell him that Chief was a European word before we even came over?
I asked to be called First in my daily life. Compliance has been mixed.
They should have just gone all the way and broken up all the tribes. No reservation system and forced integration. Then we wouldn’t have these problems.
Lighten up, Tonto.
I wonder what Indian kid dress up as for Halloween?
The answer is probably the same sorts of things all the other kids dress up as. 90% of the Indians I grew up with were all just normal kids like us. A bunch of rubes growing up in NW Minnesoda.
They would refer to the AIM activists as “Assholes In Moccasins”.
That reminds me about a PBS show (or something similar) I saw a few days ago about a Native-American tribe that celebrates the horse because of their ancestors. As if horses are native to North America.
Well, actually – originally – they are.
I went on a rant with my wife the other day about why Native Americans don’t deserve special treatment for being treated like shit in the past. Treating conquered people like shit is a shitty and terrible aspect of humanity.
I would simply like to dissolve the reservations and let them join the party.
^This^
You choose. Become normal citizens, or decide that the reservation is truly sovereign. But we will establish borders, taxes, etc. if you decide to be sovereign.
Interestingly, this was the path the US was on until FDR. The US was abolishing tribal governments and allotting reservation land to individual Indians as their private property. One of the acts doing so was even authored by Charles Curtis, a half-Native-American Senator (and later VP) who believed assimilation was the best course. Of course, there were many objections to this, and FDR reversed course and even reestablished some of the tribal governments that had been disbanded.
Interesting. Thanks for the history, Gadfly!
They were treated like shit, but for a conquered people, they got treated pretty well.
Mongols, Romans, Persians and other empires would simply have killed most of the men and enslaved and raped the surviving women and children. There are no casinos in Tunisia being run by Carthagians who were granted exclusive gaming licenses by Scipio Africanus.
That’s it. I’m going to sow the roulette table with salt.
If Rome had the same problems as we do, the University of Rome’s Vandal Studies department would be the most aptly named major ever.
Would dressing Goth be considered cultural appropriation?
The Britons, Picts, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Welsh, and Danes agree – fuck the Normans.
Oi! We civilized those Anglo-Saxon fuckers!
Hear hear!
The best single thing that could happen to Native Canadians would be the abolition of the Indian Act. That thing’s a piece of shit in n-dimensions, and is the origin of the nostrum “Never loan an Indian money.” (Under the Act, “Indians” living on reservations cannot be sued for re-payment of debts, but of course, the “unintended” consequence of that supposedly well-meaning gesture was that natives couldn’t raise capital to do anything worthwhile.)
In recent decades, savvy natives have created off-reservation financial institutions that allowed them to raise capital under the typical legal protocols of the average Canadian. This, as it turns out, was to their net benefit.
The single most corrupt agency of the U.S. government, and that is saying something, is the Bureau of Indian Affairs. Canada has its own uniquely bad relationship with the “natives” but the U.S. is a shitshow all its own. And like Canada, 99% of the time nobody gives a shit (leaving the bureaucracy to be abusive and corrupt as long as it stays out of the spotlight) but then when they do pay attention they get full of righteous moral fury and end up passing some grand new law that further entrenches the dysfunction.
And the fact that it is such an honorable title reserved for leaders of tribes makes it so much worse.
Not in my culture, its not. For me to adopt your culture’s rules would be cultural appropriation, right?
Makes you wonder if Marxists are okay with slavery as long as it’s for the good of the State and no profit is made. Rhetorical… of course they are.
I’ll just say they’re pets, if anybody asks.
Tucker with some positivity.
How Does All of This End?
If we didn’t elect* Biden, none of this would be happening.
*The word elect does not denote the actual will of real voters
My new go-to anytime I get stuck listening to someone railing on about the domestic terrorism on Jan 6th at the capitol is to remind them that every business in major cities was boarding their windows up just before the election because they were worried about violent riots. When it looked like Trump lost they all took the boards down.
Why?
Because everyone knew then and knows now that the real violence is coming from Antifa and the other leftists. When Trump lost, the right did not go on a rampage and burn and destroy businesses.
They were planning violence, but their superiors gave them a stand down order. And it was covered in TIME!
You could also bring up the Antifa guy the FBI is currently questioning about his caught-on-tape instigation of violence.
A-fucking-men.
“There’s not a single doubt in my mind that you take seriously your oath to the Constitution. And that you serve this country with honor and dignity, and character. And that you believe in and uphold our core values each and everyday,” he said. …
“But the truth of the matter is, we need your help. I’m talking of course about extremism and extremist ideology. Views and conduct that run counter to everything that we believe in. And which can actually tear at the fabric of who we are as an institution,” he said.
“I’m sure you might believe you are a good American. Well, I’m here to tell you- you’re not.”
And with that, the purges begin in earnest.
People who are secure in their positions do not act this way.
According to the people insisting white supremacy and white extremism is a huge problem, all US institutions are the product of white supremacy. So, how can white supremacy and white extremism tear the institutions apart?
Fruit of the poisoned tree? It just took a couple of hundred years to manifest.
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9291193/Demi-Rose-shows-eye-popping-assets-plunging-bikini.html
I can’t even believe that those dissenters are allowed to remain on the SC? Can’t they be impeached too?
The shit flinging howler monkeys want to “investigate” (?) Clarence Thomas because of things his wife has said. I’m sure they would be shrieking “IMPEACH, IMPEACH!” if they thought there was the slightest chance they could make it happen.
A week ago, we bottomed out at -20F. Today it topped out at +53F.
God, I love Iowa.
Here’s a random stupid pointless question:
Why are some people’s masks so huge? They go practically to the bridge of the nose, cover the cheeks almost back to the ear, and cover the entire bottom of the jaw.
WTF?
Covering zits? Covering up the two paper masks they wear underneath?
The same reason that the guy at the gym who was wearing his mask completely below his nose gave me the fish eye for not wearing a mask. We were the only two people in the gym.
You could tell he was itching to say something, but chickened out because I probably looked like I was spoiling for a fight.
I sooooo wanted to jump him and ask how wearing a mask that didn’t cover his nose was any better than just saying fuck it and going face nude.
“I sooooo wanted to jump him…”
Phrasing!
To increase the supply of fetid, humid air trapped around your nose?
To cover the scars from slobbering all over the govt cock.
ABC News just ran some statement from one of the higher up cops in Capitol. To paraphrase him, “the Jan.6th insurrection was carefully planned and carried out as a military assault.” Chrissakes, we did a better job of planning our attacks when we used to play “cowboys and indians” back in the day. If that was a “military assault,” then the enemy is more in danger to die laughing than in fear from the “extreme right insurrectionists.”
Carefully planned and carried out military assault—> https://ewscripps.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/93f1a84/2147483647/strip/true/crop/4547×3032+0+0/resize/1280×854!/quality/90/?url=http:%2F%2Fewscripps-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F09%2Fd0%2F1efc03cc48efaf7383b33531cb3c%2Fap21007017666908.jpg
Shouldn’t the military assaulters be armed? Maybe their planning wasn’t that careful after all.
“Hey guys, what do we do now?”
“I dunno, we forgot our guns.”
What a clown show from one end to the other.
You don’t need firearms when you have a kick ass hat and gnarly tattoos.
I think what happened on Jan 6th legitimately terrified them. They are playing up what happened. They know they’re lying and full of shit. But they also know just how bad things could have been if things were actually as they’re pretending.
An actual military style assault on the capital that day would have resulted in a lot of dead lawmakers.
That’s like saying the dog that chased the car carefully planned his attack.
The Capitol Police work directly for Congress. In this environment, the only measure of competence they have is how well they toe the party lion.
Worry not, boys and girls, the experts have everything well in hand
Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell warned on Tuesday the United States has a “long way” to go to return to full employment, even as he expressed cautious optimism that the economy will recover from the pandemic this year.
At the same time, Powell avoided commenting on the level of federal support needed for the economy as Congress prepares to vote on President Biden’s $1.9 trillion dollar rescue package for families and businesses battered by the coronavirus downturn.
In testimony before the Senate Banking Committee, Powell also pushed back against concerns that inflation will become a threat, as Republicans – and even some Democrats – warn that Biden’s plan is excessive and could overheat the U.S. economy.
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Powell reiterated his belief that price hikes are unlikely to be a significant threat, without wading into Biden’s plan.
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While the Fed does not anticipate a lasting spike in inflation, Powell stressed that he and his colleagues have the tools to address any surprises.
“Forecasters need to be humble and have a great deal to be humble about, frankly,” he said. “If it does turn out that unwanted inflation pressures arise and they’re persistent, then we have the tools to address that, and we will.”
Top Men. With tools. What more could you ask for?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eu3vO1nXYAM8hzf.jpg
Is that some kind of dildo?
“some kind”
Sure. Industrial strength comes to mind.
The fabled Red Dildo of Courage?
William S. Burroughs called that a “Steely Dan”.
Why do you think they’re smiling?
My take:
Trump protesting the election results and undermining confidence in the election is a patch on the ass of elected Congresspeople demanding that private companies shut down media sources that they disagree with.
If they had to impeach Trump for exercising his 1A rights, the two Congress assholes trying to get cable companies to drop Fox and OAN should be summarily removed from their positions in Congress.
. . . the two Congress assholes trying to get cable companies to drop Fox and OAN should be summarily
removed from their positions in Congressexecuted.Fixed. You’re welcome.
That would just make them martyrs. The best comeuppance for them is to live out the rest of their lives as far away from the levers of power as possible, in a regime that they have no control over and which leaves them impotent, irrelevant, and otherwise just living like normal people.
Yeah, simple impeachment would be sufficient. Let them find work at the DMV or something.
I sooooo wanted to jump him and ask how wearing a mask that didn’t cover his nose was any better than just saying fuck it and going face nude.
In all the times I have worn a mask, under duress, I have never pulled it up over my nose. A couple of times I was prompted to “fix” it but I ignored them.
I arrived at a method for wearing it in the grocery store which involved folding it in half so it barely covered my mouth- went across my lower lip and chin. I got a couple of looks, but nobody said anything.
Probably because you are soooo good looking Brooksy that the grocery store workers know they’d be torn to shreds by the enraged haus fraus shopping there if they made you cover up that face.
“Yeah, baby! “
I just pull my manly chest hairs up over my mouth to act as a mask.
My bunk. I’ll be in it.
In all the times I have worn a mask, under duress, I have never pulled it up over my nose.
#metoo
Probably because you are soooo good looking Brooksy that the grocery store workers know they’d be torn to shreds by the enraged haus fraus shopping there if they made you cover up that face.
It’s the mustache. I am merely its servant.
John Bolton is that you?
Two more boxes of 9mm at .50/round are on their way! Hooray!
Holy crap – well done!
Good manufacturer?
Federal. I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally shipped.
“Feds charge Rogers man with having 27 guns, explosives and bald eagle ”
https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/feds-charge-rogers-man-with-having-27-guns-explosives-and-bald-eagle/
How do they know which bird belonged to who?
I swear I’ve heard this story before.
Coincidence: I saw a bald eagle yesterday. I have never seen one in this area before but one was perched in a tree over a local pond yesterday. I guess their numbers are up and they are spreading out. We had some in south Louisiana and I have seen them around lake Sam Houston but never here before. Huh.
Who would keep one in captivity? Seems it would be fairly expensive to feed.
That’s right, I DRFA. Fight me.
Domestic Relations Financial Affidavit?
Rogers, eh? Not far from here.
Right now in Edmonton, I can buy 500 rounds of Sellier & Bellot 9mm 115 Gr FMJ for $189.00 CDN +5% GST ($198.45 CDN total) or 50 rounds of Federal American Eagle 9mm 147 Gr TMJ (Toxic Metal-Free Primer) for $19.00 CDN + 5% GST ($19.95 CDN). That’s $157.65 USD for 500 rounds or $15.85 for 50 rounds.
My preference is for the Federal stuff, but beggars, choosers etc.
So… how much you want for it?
I’m not even kidding. At that price, I’ll buy 3000 rounds.
I’m picturing underground private shooting clubs, with Art Deco fittings and a thug stuffed into a tuxedo working the door (the password is ‘swordfish’). Gentlemen in black tie and ladies in flapper dresses, shooting bootlegged Canadian ammo through 1928 Thompsons and BARs…
Not gonna lie, I’m a little turned on right now.
Sounds like it won’t be booze being bootlegged from Canada.
“An expecting father was killed while building an explosion device for a gender reveal party in New York.”
https://www.ibtimes.com/ny-dad-be-dies-explosion-while-building-gender-reveal-device-3150292
There’s something wrong with this generation.
And then drugs fell out of his ass.
Can someone explain this particular turn of phrase to me? Every time I think I have sussed out what it means, someone uses it in a new context.
A story about drugs falling out of someones ass…duh
No I think people kept linking the story in a Afternoon links a while back so thus becomes an inside joke if someone posts a link that has already been presented, particularly multiple times.
got it now, thanks
It just means that the link you are posting has been previously posted, usually more than once. It stems from a viral article from a while back (I forget the particulars but I believe some drug mule shot himself and then got caught with the stash up his ass) that seemingly got linked to every few days for weeks.
This
“Obama says he once broke a classmate’s nose for calling him a racial slur”
https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/540044-obama-says-he-once-broke-a-classmates-nose-for-calling-him-a
Sure he did.
This guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1dpaRjBpQw
Totally believable.
https://rense.com/general96/obamaflinch.jpg
You know it’s bullshit because he would have touted that story way before 2021 if true.
Was it “coon” or “cunt”? This trend of not spelling out the word is beyond stupid.
Communist
4 letters and begins with C, Comrade.
“cuck”
Fellow c****word guy gets it.
“He called you a coon? That’s an old pro trick, to get you kicked out of the game. They guys around camp used to talk about his sister. Her name was Alice. Use that!”
/famous Korean War Brain Surgeon and NFL running back
+1 Spearchucker
That only happened if Barry’s punch made the classmate laugh so hard they fell over and hit their face on the pavement.
HE was from Canada, you wouldn’t know him
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1364059427133825024
Based.
I love when Ron tells the one guy maybe the government should force him to go on a diet because he’s a little overweight. Then the bitch next to him says she’s tired of people like him using the Constitution to do whatever they want before going on about how the government can’t legalize something because reasons.
Curtis Sliwa’s erstwhile wife
Who?
Guardian Angels grifter.
Oh, okay, thank you.
And some people still think Ron Paul is just another right winger. That audience and Morton deserve the boot stomping they’d deal out to others.
I saw a t*** getting f***ed by a d***. It made me *****
You saw a tern getting fenced by a duck, and it made you laugh?
Asterisk fail.
Pour vous
No, no, he saw a tank getting filled by a dolt. It made him vomit.
Or is this supposed to be Mad Libs?
Match Game ’74
The answer is always “bazooms”.
Fannie Flagg’s bazooms for the win.
I’d never seen Match Game until I went to ‘merica and then I discovered there’s a channel that just repeats old game shows over and over punctuated by Life Alert commercials. Match Game ‘7x seemed to be on late at night and the perfect viewing for being tipsy/tired/unwinding.
You saw a tort getting filed by a defendant? It made you salute?
You saw a tree getting felled by a dong. It made you damp?
Dong
(whenever my parents would pick me up at the airport, the first thing I always would say to them was “no more yanky my wanky – the Donger need FOOD!”. I’m what’s known as a Superracist)