STEVE SMITH ENJOY GREAT OUTDOORS!
STEVE SMITH ALMOST TO FRIEND ZARDOZ – HIM GO WISCONSIN FIRST, NOW GOING IOWA. WHY STEVE SMITH GO WISCONSIN? THEM HAVE FUN THINGS!
- THEM HAVE A WHOLE MUSEUM FOR MUSTARD! STEVE SMITH LIKE MUSTARD. IT GOOD ON POSSUM SAMMICH.
- THIS NO SPACE SMITH FAULT. NO TALK ABOUT SPACE SMITH. THERE NO SUCH THING SPACE SMITH!
- STEVE SMITH SAD HIM NOT SEE GOATS ON ROOF. IT WRONG TIME YEAR.
STEVE SMITH SAD HIM NO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE WHO LIVE BEHIND THE CHEDDAR CURTAIN. STEVE SMITH SURE IT COINCIDENCE NONE THEM HOME WHEN STEVE SMITH STOP BY SAY HI. BY SAY HI…
Goats are pretty cute when they’re kids.
Bah!
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If Swiss were here, he’d tell you that puns are not the greatest of all time.
I BELIEVE IN SPACE SMITH
I just watched a video of a guy wretching for 4 minutes while he attempted (and failed) the sürstromming challenge. He tried to inflict it on his kids as well. I didn’t realise that a four minute video of a man wretching and vomiting on himself would be so much fun. His kids ran away.
Nope… Nope nope nope
Link?
Unfortunately it was one of those forwarded to me on whatsapp.
Was it a Scottish dude?
Yeah, you found it?
Looks like it – watching now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNVSQgCjVcU
Thanks for ruining my Zoom makeup!
It’s proving difficult to spot the goats at night.
I like Mustard
In the conservatory?
With the lead pipe.
Miss Scarlet
Mmmm… Lesley Ann Warren…
I like French’s but I have to remember to drain out the condensation from the bottle before I squeeze it. The mustard water phenomenon known only to squeezy bottles of French’s mustard.
Oh no, any squeeze bottle of mustard or ketchup seems prone to that.
I gotta have Heinz, or homemade ketchup. Store brand and off brand ketchups just aren’t good enough. I’ll skimp elsewhere for good ketchup. Never had that problem with it, even with store brand, though.
Condirrhea
Haha. I’ve not heard that before.
Consider that pilfered.
Condiments are a suspension, not a solution. Gravity separates the solids and the liquids. A little agitation solves the problem
Link a Twitter posts before squeezing.
YOU ARE THE COMMENTER THEY WSRNED US AVOUUUTTT111!!!1!! PAY ATTENTION WERE LOSING OUR DENOCRACYHYHHGHHHSKSIEJDBDJDJDBDJDH
I know I know, but I don’t seem to have that problem with anything else store bought that isn’t a salad dressing of some sort, which you always have to shake. The water on the mustard I always drain off so it doesn’t go back into the mustard and thin it out.
Heinz > French’s. French’s has garlic in it.
Shake it first you moron.
I lived in Madison for 2 years, never heard of the Mustard Museum. Needs better marketing
Yeah, but you’re old enough that you predate mustard.
Attempting to Glib and Zoom simultaneously – probably not well. I’ll concentrate on drinking.
The only proper response.
So… which wine loving Glib was recently in New York City?
Some one with a van.
*Gestures with head and eyes towards OMWC.*
Check to see if there is any Manischewitz left for confirmation.
I’m thinking he might borrow a rusty tin can lid from SP to ‘discuss’ this with you.
Ummm… inside job?
PS. Not it. I haven’t set foot in Manhattan in thirteen months.
flees to ‘parts unknown’
Man, anywhere west of the Hudson really is the hinterlands to them.
…from perts unknoown!
Doesn’t l0b0t stock liquor stores?
l0b0t’s chain in Mass. doesn’t sell any alcohol at all. And it could, in principle.
Big City. High class store. High value items. I think it was slumbrew.
I’m flattered by your take, but I don’t have that kind of storage space.
Tried to get my wife to make one of these. In perfect English, “No fuckin’ way.”
https://twitter.com/Return2Med/status/1365331577329176580
The inverse of your post:
https://youtu.be/DQW3KwRtZj4
Your wife is a smart lady. You don’t just put that shit on twitter for free.
My wife is obsessed with her Murikan accent. I keep telling her that it’s OK and no one cares.
She’s now mastered difficult stuff like words with 3 consonants on the end, like ‘world’ and easier stuff like ‘them’ and all that.
Now she just has difficulty in past, present, future tense stuff like ‘I’ve woken up’, ‘I awoke’, ‘I woke up’, ‘I’m awake’, ‘I will wake up’, ‘I’m waking up’, ‘I will wake up’, you know, stuff like that. Which I don’t get because stuff like that is WAY harder in any romance language.
You’re going to move a Brazilian woman to WV?
Yeah, and she’s too excited, she’s now an official Trumptard redneck mountain woman. I’m the most lucky guy.
Where abouts? I’ve got friends in Richwood (very small town WSW of Snowshoe [man did I have that fucked up before I hit post]).
Berkeley County. Martinsburg, Charles Town.
Richwood is right in the center of the state. Someplace I’d definitely be concerned about internet access. But beautiful like most of the state.
Pfft. How many guns does she own?
All of them.
Don’t bother coming back here looking for those words ’cause you can just consider them stolen.
Easier than moving a woman in a Brazilian-built VW.
Or giving a woman a Brazilian while moving in a VW.
Country roads, take me home…
You know, and talk about exotic, almost no one has a West Virginia mountain woman, it’s just the next level of hot.
https://twitter.com/petitenicoco/status/1365423844283084805?s=21
So biracial isn’t the only bi?…
From the previous article, for Muzzled Woodchipper:
‘Edibles hit me WAY harder, and for WAY longer.’
This completely foreign to me. I’ve made brownies and cookies from THC based butter exceeding 30%. I’ve eaten 100mg gummies based off of Diamond crystals straight from Murder Mountain. My body just goes: “Meh.”
Edibles are completely wasted on me.
The last time I smoked was at a buddy’s house. We were hanging out on the patio, drinking and joking, I took a hit on the pipe and the next thing I know I’m sliding down the wall staring at the pavement and trying very hard not to spiral into some bizarre infinite consciousness recursion I was convinced would swallow me up.
For me edibles are not recreational, they are sleep inducing. I’ll take one once a week when I’ve had a long day and just want to fall asleep on the couch to a movie. Within 45 minutes of even a 5mg gummi my eyes are at half mast and 20 min later I’m out for the count. Funny how different eating it versus smoking it is.
My sister-in-law had a friend who was trying to get into the edible business and she gave me one of his test batches of candies. They didn’t hit me particularly hard, but they usually took hours to kick in and left me feeling strung out the next day.
Actual commercial edibles, the cookies I tried were garbage but the gummies have been pretty good.
My last time smoking was a couple years ago and was very similar to commodious’ experience – two hits off a joint and I couldn’t function the rest of the night.
#ditto
This ain’t your grandpa’s weed.
STEVE SMITH NO CARE IF EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HAVE VIDEO OR PHOTO OF CRYTID HAVE SAME FLIP PHONE MADE IN MEXICO IN 1992, ALL THAT REAL. IF YOU SAY NOT, STEVE SMITH NOT AGREE, AND BY NOT AGREE MEAN…
How was STEVE SMITH in Wisconsin and he didn’t have a Town Hall? I thought all powerful beings had Town Halls whenever in the Dairy State.
NEXT TIME STEVE HAVE TOWN HALL REVENGE AND BY REVENGE MEAN …
Poor Dr. Seuss, they cooked his goose.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/loudoun-county-public-schools-dr-seuss-racial-undertones
For what it’s worth, the only time I’ve ever found Jesse Jackson even mildly amusing was when he recited Green Eggs and Ham on a SNL skit.
Prior to that appearance, Jackson hosted an episode and it was great. https://bronwynjoan.com/blog/2017/8/5/classic-snl-review-october-20-1984-rev-jesse-jackson-andrae-crouch-wintley-phipps-s10e03
Ugh Marxists are so fucking tedious.
My hope is the current crop will one day be regarded like Carrie Nation or eugenicists.
And of course no lessons will be learned, but we’ll get a reprieve.
My kids loved the Dr (not Dr Jill) when they were little. My son pretty much memorized one of the books before he learned to read. I did too but not voluntarily.
I’ve got a Roald Dahl set I bought and meant to send to my nephew for Christmas… two years ago… and never got around to, because I’m a bad uncle. But I’ve been a bad uncle to my sister’s kids for much longer, so to hell with that little twerp.
But it occurs to me that maybe five isn’t a great age for Roald Dahl, anyway. I never heard of the guy when I was growing up. I bought it because my brother and I took a shine to Fantastic Mr. Fox when we were renting together. So now he gets to read the book to his kid whenever I get around to sending it, one of these years.
I thought maybe they’d found his WWII cartoons, but obviously that would be giving them too much credit for putting some research and thought into their complaint.
Sigh https://imgur.com/gallery/TCgMvFx
Sigh https://imgur.com/gallery/0ET1Een
STBO?
Stimulus checks, no….
Bombing.
Read inside the dementia brain and it makes sense.
I got it, but according to the comments I’m probably a Russian Bot too.
If Biden starts a fucking war with Russia with his bullshit in syria, im gonna lose my shit.
Fucking moron.
Come on bro, what’s a couple of thousand megatons between friends?
Our foreign policy elite are suicidal.
Or something
They’re either riding the bull or they’re rodeo clowns trying to redirect it, I’m not sure.
They’re riding the edge and cashing in but eventually they’re going to fuck it all up because they’re idiots. I wonder whether Putin et al are laughing at us or are terrified because we’re ruled by people who are detached from reality.
Presently out by the grill waiting for the jerk chicken to cook. I think this one is going to be awesome. I’ve been playing around with the recipe for six months now and this one could be the tops, it has the look and smell. The fresh ginger was looking wonderful this afternoon when I went to the produce mart so it got a nice fat piece. Ginger, lime juice, brown sugar, EVOO, allspice, green onions, ground clove, cinnamon, garlic and nutmeg. Can’t wait. Serving with garden salad, grilled baby bell peppers and sweet potato fries.
And of course plenty of chopped habaneros in the marinade/sauce.
sounds really good
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2021/02/federal-judge-refuses-to-intervene-in-riot-case-against-patriot-prayer-leader-joey-gibson-supporter.html
“Hey, you might succeed in state courts weighted against you once you’ve been properly process punished. Next case!”
Hoping that Sukkoi19 from Charlestown is still around tonight and if not, hopefully we can catch up soon, maybe future neighbor.
I was a Glibertarian for the FBI
No, you’re Tulpa.
Yep still around. I was going to say if you didn’t already know that Jefferson county is the only county in West Virginia that has zoning. So if you run a business it may be something to consider. When I moved from Morgan County is quite the ordeal to get my FFL transferred because I had to jump through all of Jefferson Counties hoops.
Epic. https://twitter.com/capeandcowell/status/1365371788595707909?s=19
That tune quickly got stuck in my head. It’s a good tune! Fire two blasts….buy a shotgun…
Steve Van Zandt proving my point on the need for a universal draft with zero exemptions.
https://twitter.com/StevieVanZandt/status/1365453270085472262
“Too long a story for here. Let’s just hope we find a way to make amends to the Kurds who are one of our two true friends in the region and deserve their own country and who the malignant orangutan abandoned to be slaughtered after they defeated ISIS for us and the world.”
Ah yes, remember when we first started bombing Syria in 2014 because of the Kurds, who were not involved in the Syria conflict until 2016 after US funded ISIS groups invaded Iraq. Steve obviously couldn’t even identify Syria on a map, let alone explain why we’re there. Do you think Steve would be so flippant about war if his kid was in Syria? No. Help Steve Van Zandt educate himself by giving his kids a one way ticket to the meat grinder!
In a just world, Van Zandt and his neighbors would be on edge every time they watch the news, wondering whether or not they’ll ever see their kid again.
How can we make amends to the Kurds? I thought they were all dead.
Yeah, there’s no whey we can make it up to them.
In a just world, Van Zandt and his neighbors would be on edge every time they watch the news, wondering whether or not they’ll
ever see their kid again.be shipping out to fill sandbags and dig fighting positions instead of practicing for the next E Street tour.That museum looks like a fun road trip. I’ll be heading to Wisconsin just as soon as I’ve mustard up the courage to tell the missus.
She’ll either be green with envy, or hot under the collard. I hope she doesn’t kale me over this.
Jeebus this has been a busy day. This is my first opportunity to get on the site. What did I miss?
I think a bunch of people are on zoom. I’m not one of them.
I didn’t First today. You can go home now. Nothing else to see.
Biden declared war on the middle east… Trump is still missing… Um, there was something about Clue?
I got my dick caught in my zipper for the first time since junior high. Probably not that important in the scheme of things but it mattered to me.
I feel for you but I admit I laughed at your description of it.
“It mattered to me.”
You win Stinky. Sorry that happened. I recommend lidocaine and booze.
Freedom Toons finally has a new episode of The Debunkers:
CoNsErVaTiVes ArE MoRe eXTrEmE
I got my ailing husband home and into bed. He has a fashionable walker now. Having a lot of trouble just getting in bed and turning over.
It’s going to be a long road.
He has a PICC line for continuing antibiotics at home for a while. I called the number they gave me for the nurse who’s supposed to have come out to show us how to use it.
The number was for Hospice and Palliative Care. It would have been nice to have had someone tell me that in person. The lady who delivered the meds for me to put in the fridge also used the term “hospice.”
I don’t know if that’s the short-hand for in-home care or what.
If they’ve given up, I’m definitely getting a second opinion.
OK, they shouldn’t oughta be using the “H” word willy nilly. I hope you get the straight story pronto.
Yeah, tomorrow I will be making some calls.
And he has a phone follow-up visit with his primary care doc, who has presumably been watching the incoming test results.
Wow, I hope they mean home care. I would be making a bunch of calls about that. Be a bitch. As another woman in a male dominated field, sometimes that’s the only thing they respect. You know how to do that. One colleague calls that the ‘mom’ voice. Like “shut up and color”
Yes, call about that and use your bitch voice. As a woman in a male dominated field, sometimes that’s all they respect.
Thanks. They will definitely be hearing from me.
My bitch voice is a special tone of finality that I learned from my father. It eliminates all doubt about whether I will be pulling out the big guns.
JFC – I have to assume this is standard “cock-up over conspiracy” and just the usual institutional incompetence vs. a back-handed way of telling you something.
Regardless, that’s a tough thing to hear – I’m sure you’ll straighten it out.
I have a ton of questions but I didn’t hear from the doctors.
He needs two things addressed after the immediate treatment and recovery: one is the dental work that was the likely entry for this infection, and the other is what to do about the heart valve.
If they have no plans to address those things, then they’ve given up
I haven’t.
Even though he just crabbed at me for accidentally pulling the bedcovers from his shoulders when I crawled in. I just have to have patience and remind myself he’s in pain.
Hah – I can sympathize – my wife is the worst patient in the world. She stresses my goodwill when I’m trying to take care of her.
You’re doing the right thing and will get this straightened out. I choose to believe the best and you’re in my thoughts.
?
I strongly suspect slumbrew has it right. Hospice requires informed consent. It doesn’t sound like your hubby has recently been in any condition to make the decision which means they would have turned to you. Even if he was conscious and competent, they typically bring spouse/caregiver/closest relative into the discussion. This has all the hallmarks of a screw up.
I reckon that makes the most sense.
It’s definitely time for me to hear from the docs myself. I just logged into his record and see that they did an MRI. The MRI revealed clear lungs, stomach, pancreas, etc, a damaged liver (not surprising—he’s now quit drinking), but of concern is a spot on his kidney.
The report seems to recommend further imaging to rule out the possibility of something serious, such as a “growth”.
So there’s definitely a lot going on.
Nothing about this says hospice. There may be other issues but there isn’t anything you described that sounds terminal. Hospice is covered by Medicare. A doctor has to certify in their opinion the patient has six months or less to live. It sound like someone miscoded an entry or misunderstood some instructions. Sorry you are dealing with this.
“I don’t want to go on the cart! I feel happy!”
On the plus side, I found a new product I love: Essential Baking brand sourdough bread.
They come in vacuum sealed bags and have a long long shelf life. To use, you just open the bag and bake the loaf for 20 minutes.
Hot delicious comfort food.
Can I recommend
wanton violence
as well as
verbal abuse
I don’t have any recommendations re: bread
Actually I do, it’s want
I’m not going to worry about low carb tonight.
Well as long as it’s wanton I suppose it counts.
I have actually been to goat-infested restaurant.
Maybe not inside? It was many decades ago – a summer in Door County with my aunt, uncle & cousin (cousin and I are the same age, so I was the standard inclusion for trips with them).
Not sure if we went in or not, but I remember the goats on the roof for sure.
I _do_ remember my cousin almost caused me to break my goddamn back during that trip – playing “let’s lean back on the teeter-totter and force the other guy off the ground” (I’m not saying it was a good game) – he rolled off his side when I was at maximum elevation, leaning all the way back and I slammed into the ground. I was hobbling around like an old man for days.
(we’re both now 50 year old dudes and that 40 year old story still comes up with regularity. That, and the time I hip-threw him into a wall while we were wrestling, a year or two later, during a trip to Disney World).
More evidence that little boys and little girls tend to play games that are a bit different
It was bonding with the brother he never had (though I think of him as my 3rd brother).
He ended up being 5″ taller and probably 80 lbs. heavier than me, so that hip-throw was notable for being the last time I got him good…
Walmart has a shitty website in both substance and thought. So just like their in person stores.
Their web team needs to be flogged good and hard.
On the plus side, stopped by sporting goods store on the way home. They had several calibers in stock including XM193 at 45 cents per. Not great but not bad. 2 box limit.
Grants
Teachers
Famous grouse
?
Bell’s ?
Driving the speed limit:
https://cascadepolicy.org/land-use/why-is-affordable-housing-so-expensive/
So require hiring only minorities and low-skilled workers. I mean, this isn’t rocket surgery duh.
I couldn’t afford my house if I had to pay someone to build it. As it was the costs were high but I was able to amortize the price over time, doing it myself. I’m guessing new zoning laws probably would prevent that.
Youngsters are priced out of the market, not surprising that many move to the city and rent.
A higher minimum wage will fix that.
Sure, and every 2×4 will cost about ten bucks. It’s creeping up there as we speak.
Not being an Anime aficionado I just recently discovered something – maybe this is news to everybody or maybe I’m the last person on the planet to find out…
The 1988 Anime movie “Akira” predicted that the 2020 Olympics would be scheduled for Tokyo but, due to a virus outbreak, it would be cancelled 147 days before the scheduled opening of the games.
Life is strange.
“Time is a flat circle.”
Time is a love-continuum
Why is it the lame predictions that are always right and not the cool ones? Fly cars? Badass motorcycles? Moon bases? Matrix like VR? AI robot servants? Flying surfboards? Space elevators? Nano med tech? Genesplicing superhumans?
All of the “Science” draws inward toward our screens rather than outward. People are dumb.
Seriously, why did it have to be twitter? No one predicted twitter! It was always some all knowing entity or some shit they could reference on their little hand held or vocally. Not some shit filled bitch fest with a bunch of retarded Karens at a neighborhood BBQ on a multi-million person scale.
Damn. I always miss the fun stuff. Pee-pants, blue drink and the like. Working so much might have its benefits. Think the worst I ever did was pass out or maybe the time my nose bled and I doffed my shirt. Probably said something that pissed off Tulip?
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/aoc-investigation-cuomo-sexual-harassment-allegations
Killed 10,000 of people… meh we’re progressive.
Might have made a lame pass at an intern… man the gun bitches, we’re going to war!
New York AG and AOC jockeying for position. I thought gulag Barbie would try for a Senate seat first.