MILWAUKEE – “Parents will surely rejoice now that they have a safe, affordable in-person learning option for their children” said the chain’s Senior Vice President Joanna Gambolputty. “The concert area has been remodeled as the principal’s office, as many children have a negative reaction to Munch’s Make Believe Band” added Gambolputty.
Enrichment activities include air hockey and skee ball, which provide low-impact aerobic exercise in addition to building hand-eye coordination. “Players, I mean students, will receive tickets according to how well they play the game. The tickets may then be exchanged for various prizes, including a high school diploma.
The most coveted prize, however, is a perfect SAT score. To gain this prize, the students must win the notoriously challenging claw machine game. The SAT score sheet is attached to a plastic lobster-shaped harmonica. The rest of the prizes are small stuffed animals and miniature sports balls.”
Randi Weingarten, head of the United Federation of Teachers, has announced a boycott of Chuck E. Charter until the chain hires a least one teacher per franchise. Chuck E. Charter offered a pizza party for the union, but Weingarten refused, citing a lack of variety in toppings.
I like Pineapple, Fight me,
*racks slide*
Jicama with lime and chile powder. I won.
Pineapple in and of itself is fine.
The problem is when people do unnatural things with it.
“…do unnatural things with it.”
Too easy!
Pineapple is my favorite fruit.
And you’re right.
But… but… once one removes the core; the pineapple sits there, naked and open, inviting penetration. I’m just a man, damn it! I’m not made of stone!
You made the joke better than I would have. I’m glad I abstained this time.
um, pain?
I guess that’s just how he rolls…
+1 Paris Hilton….
a Swahili tongue twister: anafanana na nanasi = he looks like a pineapple
I learned Swahili in the Peace Corps and Arabic in the Army. Now I am learning to weld. I have had a persistent tingling in my thumb since Monday when I did vertical welding. It might be because it spent too much time looking up, which can pinch a neck nerve. It also might because I kept pushing hard with my thumb on the big alligator clip which holds the welding rod. Anyway, they’re gonna let me start TIG (tungsten inert gas) flat welding next time.
Malum means evil and apple in Latin. This is why the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil is portrayed as an apple.
TIG welding is amazing if you can get good at it.
I love to weld with the TIG machine. I’m merely adequate with it ( and barely that, sometimes!) but I love it. You can heat a tiny spot to melting, move it over a few inches and hold it while the first spot cools completely. Amazing is the perfect word.
“Professor Emeritus at Derpskatonic University”
He also graduated from there, majoring in non-Euclidean Geometry.
…including a high school diploma.
About what one is worth these days.
The last time I was in a Chucky Cheese some 20 + years ago my kid stood on the edge of the ball pit, roared like a maniac and leaped/belly flopped into the pit. The pizza was horrible but the ski ball was awesome because I ruled the lanes. I destroyed my son because he was 5 and I had to teach him what loss felt like.
Somehow I can picture this quite clearly
I used to have the skee ball skills. It was how I won the previously mentioned “Farrah Fawcett in a swim suit on a cold day” poster.
That poster ruled the world in the late seventies. Before boob jobs took over.
My son, now 58, had that poster prominently hung in his bedroom. I always paused when I was in his room looking for my stuff that he had “borrowed”
Biden’s yakking on every channel – perfect opportunity to catch up on some work in another room but now I’m done and he’s still yakking 🙁
I caught a bit of the evening news (to my dismay) to see Nancy and Joey spiking the ball on their new ball of graft that just passed.
*bends over and prepares for another round of reaming*
He’s not on the Discovery Channel. It’s BattleBots, baby!
LOL
You get your choice of inner city school district.
Somebody once heard this and thought, “Yeah, that dude can totally replace ozzy!”
I like Rainbow but man that is the worst band name evar.
Rainbow but man that is the worst band name evar.
Wrong: Hootie & the Blowfish
Chumbawumba begs to differ.
The only cure for Dio is Top Of The Pops Ozzy from 1978 – https://youtu.be/Skgdq-V06zs
Later, someone thought,” This guy can totally replace Dio!”
I like this one:
Stone Cold
Good one. Another winner! Two, actually.
and
and yet another.
That’s a really good one, thanks!
I shoulda listened first. It’s just a reprise.
There was a Duran Duran tribute alum done by a bunch of metal and hard rock bands, and the one that covered Rio changed the words to something like “His name was Dio. Ronny James Dio” I LOLed.
Ska/punk band Goldfinger did the Rio cover. I’m not so into the punk elements, but when they go ska on the chorus, it rocks! Wish the whole song was ska.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvywhhgoK58
Pretty much only the bass is ska, the drums and vocals aren’t.
This is some old skool punk right here. Reminds me of The Dickies. Love it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCcbCwA-w0k
I love the Dickies. Best bunch of heroin addicts I ever hung out with. How Stan looked that good for his age is beyond me.
Stuuuuuukas over Disneyland
Stukas Over Disneyland is still one of my favorite album titles ever
Stukas über Deutschland
MTX is also name dropped in Tamara
which I bet you’ll enjoy as well
Man, it’s cool to revisit this album. This one is way more on the grunge side. You can tell it’s a 90’s album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40yH3FY-yuo
I’ve finally figured it out.
Biden is a Betazoid. It explains the weird black eyes.
It’s the skinsuit on the lizard person starting to fray at the edges.
This makes me like Chuck E. Cheese.
That place was like heaven for kids.
Where a kid could be a kid ??
The internet:
https://twitter.com/Monty4271/status/1369570457666678789
DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK
Can’t tell me what to do.
Shit
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen goatse.
Should have paid attention to your warning.
Now I suppose I need to (SPOILER) share the video with someone else, otherwise a hairy teenage Japanese ghost girl will kill me.
Yep.
Your fries are not done yet!
Wife unit is listening to the dementia patient. A fucking awful speech. It’s all downer lines delivered by a barely cognizant pudding eater.
I wonder how many drugs they had to fill him with to get him through this speech.
The message was “Be good and maybe we’ll let you see each other.”
Yeah, they can fuck right off.
I would only willingly watch a Puddin’ Cup speech if a drinking game were involved.
It truly was awful. It’s a landmark speech just for how bad it was.
It sounded like it was written by a moral preening wokester.
By tomorrow, it will be the greatest speech since Churchill vowed to fight them on the landing beaches…..
Ion going to avoid mentioning the speech to my spouse.
It might sap him of his remaining will to live.
(I do believe he’s benefiting from not looking at news on the Internet lately.)
Don’t do it, you’d be dead from alcohol poisoning.
Is there a late twenties Hawaiian shirt wearing guy standing to either side of him or did the buzzards perched overhead run them off?
I’m more worried about the Hooloovoo boys. They’re super-intelligent shades of the color blue and they voted for Trump.
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Hooloovoo
Can’t find the Simpsons clip. There was one where Otto is playing the claw machine game and he chooses a lobster harmonica over a Harvard diploma.
In west Africa, coffins are often made in fun shapes, like lobsters and harmonicas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUvDSr6uyU
That’s odd, because aren’t harmonicas German?
Maybe the Germans learned it from Togolanders.
Well AKs are Russian and they’re pretty handy with those too.
Kolache pastries are from eastern Europe. In Russian, they are called kalashi. A person who makes them is called Kalashnikov.
It’s like if an American gun was called donut-er.
“Khlav kalash?”
“OK, I’ll take a bowl.”
“Not bowl, stick!”
[eats it. licks stick]
“Now what do you have to wash that terrible taste out of my mouth?”
“Mountain Dew or crab juice.”
“Blech! I’ll take the crab juice!”
A reference to the best not quite the golden age of The Simpsons episode is always appreciated.
Twin towers bathroom. I shouldn’t have drank all that crab juice.
It would be kalashnik for the profession. The -ik ending makes an actor out of another word. Compare with печатать (to print) – печатник (printer), стеколь (glass) – стекольщик (glazier), водопровод (plumbing) – водопроводчик (plumber). Kalashnikov with the -ov ending would be a last name indicating descent from a kalashnik when names where fixed.
I’m not Ghana go out like that if I can help it.
Ugh. You Congo now.
You just can’t stand puns, Kenya?
Yer Guinea get a narrowed gaze!
Uganda be kidding me.
You Kilimanjaro me, mon!
If you’re leaving then get Djibouti up outta that seat Ango(la).
Sorry, I need Togo sleep. If we need to talk Morocco you.
You’re just Madagascar can still beat a Tesla in most measures.
I… wow. Bravo.
Hrm, definately a Chad move.
You’re going to make me posts this, aren’t you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4R30OhEAE
I watched Jumanji in Africa with my host family brother while practicing Swahili.
Africa level – over 9000
heard this song a lot over there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddd_stGGahU
how I miss that place
Niger, please.
this gal has such a great voice – wish she’d sing the national anthem for a big sportsball game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hkmuTvkp_s
for some reason, she makes me think of SP
rawk
Not bad.
I just woke up. Was the Biden speech special effects good enough that you couldnt see them operating his mouth ?
I dunno but you could visibly tell that the drugs were wearing off after twenty minutes.
Aricept and Modafinil are a hell of a combination I’m sure. The latter usually lasts longer than that though and I hope to never find out about the former.
Just heard from my Gourmeltz buddy – he’s got his next hearing tomorrow. Apparently the judge has libertarian tendencies, but I guess we’ll wait and see. He owes me an update tomorrow night. He also said he’s supposed to be on Fox & Friends on Saturday morning before his place opens (filmed in the restaurant apparently). I’ll see if I get more updates tomorrow ;p
I’m eager to find out what happens.
Barber shop, Walmart, Fleet Farm, Applebees and Cub Foods today. Mrs F and I didn’t wear masks, not a peep from anyone. A number of folks at each place were maskless. Walmart was giving vaccines but we skipped that part too.
“Free at last, free at last, Thank dog almighty we’re free at last.”
That is great news. Thanks.
… I only ordered one shallot?
I must be tired.
Depends on what you’re doing with it. I like the little ones because cooking for one they are the perfect size. A big shallot or most regular onions just wind up stinking up my fridge.
They’re the little ones.
I don’t know what I’m doing with it yet, I’m restocking my kitchen.
I generally cook for two, and have leftovers. It also depends how much onions you put in your food, but I very rarely have a “used” onion in my fridge.
I cook for one, and the easiest way to control my intake is to not cook enough to overeat. So I don’t have leftovers.
I keep one on my belt.
A shallot is much easier to carry than an onion.
So is Joe Manchin going to kill the filibuster just so that Dems can restrict guns?
I fucking hope not.
Joe loves the fact that he’s the sole vote that matters. If he kills the filly, he ain’t no more.
He was on a local radio station here in West Virginia and was getting excoriated by the host and callers for his vote to convict Trump. He mentioned that he is unsure if he wants to run again 2024. I think he knows he is done here electorally so he has nothing to lose.
But does he have anything to gain?
Who knows what is being promised in back door meetings. I am probably just being pessimistic.
No such thing in politics. You could freak yourself right out and it turns out you shoulda been three times worse.
Doesn’t seem like it would be popular enough in his state.
Chuck Schummer went out of his way to piss all over Susan Collins this week.
So Manchin is key to killing the filibuster.
Like Collins would let that stop her from being the Democrats’ lap dog for very long.
Baltimore high school senior has 0,13 GPA, ranks near middle of class
https://www.foxnews.com/us/baltimore-student-fails-classes-top-half
In the words of Dean Wormer: Son, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Maybe it was because he got high too much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
That ass is wore out from the drugs. But I’ll repeat what I said the first time I saw this. That kid was failed by everybody around him – including the mom.
He is stupid. At some point way, way, way earlier, he should have stopped showing up and devoted his time to something productive like shoplifting. ‘Tard!
But sure, let’s cram their curriculums full of grievance studies classes. They failed to teach arithmetic or literacy, why worry when they fail to teach critical theory?
Viva Frei is pissed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diCHK3UCKmw
I watched probably a dozen of his videos before I realized he’s not referring to himself as a macho litigator.
LOL
What is with sideways avatars?
Looks OK to me.
https://ibb.co/TkSxz8Z
I always feel a ‘lil dirty when I do this.
Say what?
The pictures for Yusef and KK appear sideways. I’m wondering if this is something the two of you chose to do, or some sort of bug.
Mine isn’t sideways for me. GT’s is sideways, though.
Yusuf’s isn’t sideways for me, either.
GT’s is upright on my screen.
So I’m guessing it’s a bug. Probably browser dependent.
How about now?
You’re still upright.
GT is my fav.
Now you’re upside-down GT! HAHAHA
Huh? Wuh? All the blood rushed to my head and I passed out.
That’s enough of that sort of thing.
*hits bowl, sips beer*
I think kbolino may be my favorite commenter here. He/She(?) has a way of distilling the crux of the matter down to its purest essence.
I don’t get it… Why is Universal Background Checks (with a blood relative cut out) about to get passed into law and everybody is scared to say it? I understand the mainstream media trying to keep this on the down low but what is everybody else going along with misrepresenting it too?
And next – how long before they roll out their scheme for enforcing it? My guess is that they will sidestep around registering owners and just keep a database on all gun serial numbers. Guns won’t be registered to the owner – they will just keep a list for each serial number showing who purchased it last. “There! Happy now?”
One Big thing is also a change in procedure. Currently if the Feds don’t answer after three days, the store can assume the buyer passed.
In the new bill, if the feds don’t answer in ten days, the store has to ask if the buyer passed or not – but the feds don’t have to answer, and thus can stall the transaction indefinitely without any process, let alone a due process.
Something something rights delayed are rights denied. Except for guns.
My guess on this “10 day maximum” change to the NICS delay (“Justice delayed is justice denied” – Who said that?) will, via administrative instruction, become a 10 day minimum for every transfer. The excuse will be “We have to make sure every transfer is proper and legal”. That will cool down the firearms market – which would be their real motive.
Brady checks are depressing. I have had them drag it out more than 5 days in which case I can release the firearm to the customer. However I never do as every single time it has comeback denied a day later and ATF is then madly calling me to find out if I released the firearm. If I had then they dispatch agents to collect the firearm and I can only imagine how that goes. I don’t want to be responsible for some poor guy getting SWATTED by ATF.
Who is going along with it or scared? There’s really only the MSM (or corporate media) and the whackjobs’s seditionist outlets now.
Besides, Universal Background Checks sounds even better and would poll highly among most Americans. Only criminals would oppose background checks. It’s the sort of common sense gun control that worthless POS grifter Alan Gottlieb supports.
There’ll be a long list of states blatantly refusing to allow it. It’ll be a showdown. The supremes will have to weigh in. It don’t matter to me much, I’m already subject to even more than this. I’d just like to think that the rest of the country mostly won’t put up with that crap.
Sure. I remember all the state refusing to implement the Brady Bill or the AWB.
It’s a different world now. There’s not much goodwill left between the blue and red states.
My city of 25,000 declared it a 2A sanctuary city a year ago.
I can see the feds programing the NICS software to automatically delay all transactions by 5 to 10 days with the excuse that they are just being more diligent – just another common sense measure.
That will give the (D) party what they want – de facto death to all gun show transactions and most face-to-face transactions.
In the current political environment this would be just too easy to do.
I wonder if they really want a challenge in SCOTUS.
It could mean a loss would also invalidate bans in CA and the other deep blue states. I don’t know if this court is the one they want to set themselves back in.
I don’t doubt that the court has a good chance of validating this bullshit, but I think the chances are better than not it would go the right way.
I doubt it gets through the senate anyways. Unless they kill the filibuster, it’s got no chance. But nothing really surprises me anymore.
Yeah. I wouldn’t say we are in uncharted waters but it sure doesn’t look that same as it did the last time we came through here.
I assume they are expecting to get this through the Senate. Then add a few administrative tweaks over the next year. Then try to pass something else. By the time SCOTUS decides to step in will be 4 to 6 years from now. By then they could have altered the entire landscape to the point that SCOTUS wouldn’t even scratch the surface on the damage.
‘…said the chain’s Senior Vice President Joanna Gambolputty…’
*ahem*
Thats: Johanna Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser- kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle- gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch- mittler-aucher von Hautkopft…of Ulm.
related links about a railway station and a lake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gwoyIRNpCI
I…I’m entirely too faded to even try to sing either one of those songs.
If you didn’t copy n paste that, bravo!
No bravos for me, sadly.
I’m far too lazy to enact that much mental labor for you lot.
I thought all Monty Python fans had that name tattooed on our – I mean their – stomachs.
Thought you were going somewhere else, then I realized most of you probably couldn’t fit it there.
The joke occurred to me, but I would invite counter-jokes about “who’s Johan”?
You forgot “Frau” (or Fraulein) Doktor.” How dare you disrespect a woman’s hard work to achieve the academic summit.
Hey welder fans, I just got one like this https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/usedphotosna/47377195_614.jpg on the Craigslist. Ho Lee Crap. 350 pounds of American 70’s welder.
That bad boy is 250 amps DC
Grats. That’s going to lay out some nice smooth welds.
Guess I got a little drunk and soiled up the am links. ☺️. Evidently I got so drunk I got retweeted by Scott Horton. Question: do you get more libertarian the more you drink?
There was slurring.
Meant to say sluicing.
I have never been to a Chuck E. Cheese.
However, I adore skeeball.
So does God.
It’s like a black fly…in your chardonnay…that was specifically purchased…to repel black flies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zv5SiL4AWk
You should get TWO narrowed gazes for that.
OTOH *wild applause*
If you admit that you’ve used a racial slur as just a simple joke (fell flat or not), why don’t you have to offer a public apology like they demand of people that get caught on video? The crime was the same and you’ve admitted to it. How many people haven’t violated these new rules as they are being retroactively applied? The whole country should be fired.
I used the N-word once. I was like 13 years old and to be fair, the kid was sort of trying to drown me during gym class swimming. I don’t think he heard it.
Only once?
As a teenager, I could rap along to this song:
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/masterp/tillwedeadandgone.html
I stopped counting after the 150th N-Bomb.
Yeah, but I wasn’t a wigger.
Heeeyyyy, I was also a redneck, thank you very much.
You’ve seen my links. I listen to like the whitest music ever.
Have you ever posted country and western music from the 50’s and 60’s? No?
Pure Whitness: Denied
😉
You’ve got me there.
Like this?
https://youtu.be/6qZ8Emq-U6c
I just knew somebody would post Charley Pride.
My personal opinion: Chuck P had the most generic, muzak sound amongst his peers. That’s the only reason he was palatable to the C&W crowd of the day. His sound was mediocrity distilled. Fine for the masses, completely forgettable outside his racial novelty.
I don’t disagree. And why Cowboy Troy and his hick-hop never took off.
I shudder to think about the amount of racial slurs I’ve typed out here and at TOS over the years. Sure, I tried to make a point of using them only for highlighting the absurdity of racial grievances in relation to the given story but context be damned!
On second thought, I don’t shudder to think. If you’re willing to forgo the acceptance of polite society, acceptance within your community, and have no qualms with a minimalist way of living, you too can say: Fuck All*
*I realize this is easier said than done. Especially when you have a family and their immediate future to consider*
Point being: ?
?Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose?
It’s a dumb game they are playing. Worse than Simon ™. A world where intent doesn’t matter isn’t a world I accept.
Me either but it’s the world we here in the West are going to get, good and hard.
That’s why I’m doing my best to opt out of this shit as much as possible for the foreseeable future.
I don’t own shit, my finances are on a month to month basis, I’m basically dodging the taxman, I’m slowly working myself off the grid entirely. Western Woke culture can’t touch me anymore. All this nonsense is just feedback I can mostly ignore if I so choose.
The trade off is being on the fringe of society with no real safety net. I have no family and am misanthropic by nature so I personally think it’s worth it.
Again, I realize this isn’t a viable option for those with families unless you’re the most committed sort of Isolationist. I don’t begrudge the go along to get along crowd.
I just think over time those frog asses will realize thier asses are boiling after it’s too late.
If I were a misanthrope, I’d be a statist.
I suffer the duality of being a Humanist who hates most of humanity. I want you all to be as free as possible…and wish most of you would just leave me the fuck alone.
Under the strict logic of the Bostock decision, employers must apply the same penalties, regardless of race, for any employee who used the Word in Question.
I mean, if you have to treat men who marry men the same way you treat women who marry men, without regard to social context, then how can you justify lenient treatment for black employees who call each other you-know-what?
Which means black employees could be fired even for using the word in a jesting manner, if similar jests by white people would earn a firing. It may take some time for this logic to work out, and then to work out into the broader culture, but it seems to me to be a plausible development.
Carve outs. All hate crime laws have then inherently included.
Maybe so – I suspect it will be litigated.
For the moment, it’s true, we have what I think is called the Borscht Belt Rule that you can make fun of “your own.” Maybe it should be called the Chris Rock rule.
I even have some sympathy for the rule, but it’s unstable. White plaintiffs will be getting fired for (say) quoting Martin Luther King (who in his famous Birmingham letter recalled being called the word), then the whites will sue with examples of black colleagues who used the word without penalty. Companies could respond by saying “OK, if you insist on ruining the word for everyone, nobody can use it from here on out!”
There was a black cop in Florida who got fired for it – of course the union is sticking for him.
https://www.insider.com/black-florida-officer-fired-for-using-n-word-on-bodycam-2021-3
I’m so over all of this.
I’m tired of it, but I bet it’s not tired of me.
While justice begs for consistency, legislators’ political lives depend on unequal treatment of constituents. Don’t trust the black robed ghouls to stand up to political pressure.
Mr. Blue Sky but it’s all the M4 Sherman variants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CZWKr8_8C4
I don’t get it but LURV that song. Or at least the first 30 seconds of it. ?
It’s ELO. What’s not to lurv?
Nothing is not to lurv. Much hits. Many awesome.
The 30 seconds is the best.
The kids are our future, so why do the kids look like a boot stomping on a human face forever?
From the campus newspaper of the University of Connecticut:
“Don’t Be Fooled: ‘Free speech’ is a euphemism for inequity
“By Nell Srinath -March 8, 2021
“…The implications [of a proposed free-speech policy] are clear and present. Has a student senator expressed antisemitism during their tenure in a position of power? We could not censure them in solidarity with the Jewish student community. Is a cisgender student harassing a transgender classmate with inaccurate talking points about the effects of hormone therapy? They must be tolerated. Is an anti-Black or Islamophobic speaker being invited to campus, using infrastructure and servers paid for by our tuition money? You must suffer it for the sanctity of free speech….
“This is all not to say that white, abled, cisgender and heterosexual students do not deserve a voice in our community; I simply put forth that this slate of perspectives has been dominant for far too long, inhibiting the prospect of a collective understanding of the world around us. Now, it is time for a counternarrative. For a healthy academic environment to flourish, historically underrepresented perspectives such as those coming out of Black studies, Women, Gender and Sexuality studies, and disability scholarship must be empowered. On the other hand, ideas apologizing for everyday material and cultural harm against our marginalized peers must be challenged by our university community, not given a special theater box in the academic theater.”
https://dailycampus.com/2021/03/08/dont-be-fooled-free-speech-is-a-euphemism-for-inequity/
Argle bargle herpity derpity doo. I can’t listen to another second of that flapdoodle.
I should have just posted that first paragraph, as giving practical examples of the sorts of censorship she wants to see.
No. Free Speech is not up for debate no matter how many circular arguments wrapped in your cult’s jargon are given. Fuck off.
My free speech is more important than your feelings.
I mean, pretty much everything is more important than your feelings, including what I’m having for lunch tomorrow. But my free speech is especially so.
Also, inequity is good and necessary, both for personal and cultural progress.
1. Free speech isn’t up for debate.
2. Your tuition isn’t paying the freight.
3. If your rules were enforced you would be among the first up against the wall.
Just dropped in to say that q-ette is doing well, Mrs. Q is still pretty banged up but only 5 pounds off her pre-preg weight (in 3 weeks!) and I’m exhausted. But all is well.
https://archive.li/1I7wp
TITS.
Right on! Hope you get to have some sleep every once in a while.
Great!
Glad to hear that your family is doing well.
#11 can fuck right off, not in a good way
#31 is a cartoon character, in a good way
LOL I was expecting baby-tits or something.
Not the real thing, how boring.
🙂
(for the baby and the Mrs.)
(just to be clear)
Excellent news, Q. Continued health to the clan.
I’ll share my younger brother’s advice (3 boys, each a couple years apart):
“Please don’t ask me if I’m tired – I’m always tired and if I talk about it, I just feel more tired. So just assume I’m tired.”
His “pretending I’m not always tired” plan worked out pretty well.
Expecting Irish twins yet?
Only joshing, glad to hear the good news Q!
Raul Malo’s second set tonight included
four tunes from new platter En Español
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
A Change is gonna Come
Legend in My Time
Crazy
Here Comes the Rain
Harvest Moon Blue Bayou
Everything About You
Stardust
OT: How do you stop your breath from fogging up glasses when you are forced to wear a face diaper?
After 15+ years of contacts, I got a pair of glasses just as backup and to wear occasionally when I want to fool people into thinking I’m smart. I didn’t think about the fog issue. Any tips?
spend a bunch on surface tension spray
or
tighten up the top of your mask . . . and loosen the bottom . . . so the breath doesn’t ever get to your specs
Those sponge masks breathe a lot more.
I go with “taking off the stupid mask until my wife pitches a fit”.
I know people recommend getting the top of the mask up under the glasses, but that doesn’t quite work with my face geometry.
I don’t. It’s a pain in the fucking ass.
learn to breathe through your ears.
It’s impossible, just forget about it.
Small piece of tissue paper (kimwipes delicate task wipers lens paper is a good size) folded so it fits lengthwise underneath the top point of contact across the bridge.
Put it under your nose until someone dare challenges you about it. Then fake it like you didn’t do it purposefully, and thank the person informing you of your faux pas.
Walk away, pull it down again.
Put it on with the loop over your ears twisted once. This causes it to be tighter around your nose and also creates a gap on the sides where most of your breath escapes. Your glasses will barely fog.
No way. I already resemble Mike Ehrmentraut. My jug-ears become lopped if I just pull the fucking mask down.
There was just something creepy about Chuck E Cheese, right from the beginning for me. I think it started with the sister of one of my x GFs. First time I ever met her she dragged us all to Chuck E Cheese, which I had never heard of before and yeah, the pizza was the absolute worse. Not a kid among us, just like 8 adults at Chuck E Cheese. I’m like, man you people are fucking weird, I’m never coming back here again.
Late night confession; I really like the band .38 Special. I’ve been watching a bunch of their live stuff on YouTube. So good. And “Caught Up In You” is a perfect power pop tune.
Have you been smoking with Trigger Hippie?
Early Morning Howdy Glibs, it’s a black one over here, Depressed again, I’m too fucking moody, aghhhhh!
Food! You’re still breathing and the sun will be up to try to brighten things up a little. You’ve got all your major appendages as well. Put them to work.
What do I know. I’ve had a few beers and am riding the train home.
WTF – Dood …not food
Yes, I am, Women are my issue, or maybe lack thereof, can’t get any traction, and Masks are terrible for meeting girls,
Were I in your position I’d probably write on my mask – “Actually better looking without this”
I like it,
Hows about “You can’t see my tongue thru this mask but he sees you!”
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2021/03/11/reynaldo-figueroa-ardon-charged-attempted-murder-whitemarsh-township-police-officer/
Should have been a corpse, not an inmate.
https://6abc.com/philadelphia-shooting-76th-street-quadruple-philly-today/10407911/
Narrative set. Weekly “gun violence briefings” now started.
Here’s a hint you fucksticks…it’s Democrat policies at the root.
Fuck the DA too. Soros’s bitchboy.
Sean, you need to get out of there, it’s always crime and death in Philly it seems,
I’m not in the city. I’m out in the armed suburbs.
Well, armed for now.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FSCsCmmbO9Y
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7xNS869sVqs
Dat ass.
*faints like a goat*
Her Mom is Gilfy.
Morning, Glibs.
Morning, UCS.
How goes it in your corner of the country?
A little foggy and in the upper 30s at the moment. Mostly cloudy and high in the upper 50s predicted.
And I see my township made not just one but TWO headlines in the local news this morning – an officer-involved shooting AND a man hit by both a car and a bus.
My township rarely makes it into the headlines with GOOD news. 🙁
How about your neck of the woods?
Well, I don’t pay attention to the news because they don’t report good news and I can’t afford more distress.
But no new bleeding, so I’m on the mend. I did get a little written, so you should have a description of fictional shinies in your inbox.
Found it right before bed! Was just penning (keying?) a brief but enthusiastic reply. Aaaaaand SEND!
Very glad you’re healing!
Thank you. I did answer the email questions.
But the workday has started, so I have to answer boring work emails too 🙁
Sounds like Manistee, except a little old lady hit and run, sad
Morning. Evening. Pretty much the same to me.
Evening, Teji. What’s the world like in the future?
Not much different from the past. Maybe sux a little more. Maybe a little less. At least my work week is done so I’ve got that going for me.
Friday, some good music and the dawn has lightened my spirit, I hope everyone has a gtreat day, Mornin Glibbies
Mornin’, Yu. Carpe boletus!
8.5 miles walking yesterday, lets see if I cant go further today
Excellent! Wish I could say the same.
Just pretend that Wapner is coming on at about 4:50. That’ll get yer ya-yas out!
Carpe Carpio, Yusef out, for now!
continue to have a good day.
Some Hollywood gossip blogger is claiming that Greta Thunberg is corresponding with the Unabomber:
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/greta-thungberg-unabomber-ted-kaczynski/
True? Not true? Who knows but if you get a package from her maybe X-ray it first.
Looking for tips on living off the grid?
His manifesto was an interesting read, I’ll give him that.
Boobies.
Aw. It turned out that it was just Jap porn. : (
Yes, more silly than titillating.
That silly girl balancing insulation on her head was much more satisfying.