Coming Soon: Sunday Morning Links

by | Mar 7, 2021 | Daily Links | 286 comments

 

OK, I admit that I’ve fallen into a rut. I see the super-clean work of others who get right to the news, then look at what I do. I tell little stories, drop a funny picture in, do birthdays, and only then get to the news. It’s like I have a pattern of stalling. I eventually get there, but still, I seem to take my time doing it. Ahhh…. time….

Birthdays provide a cove for time’s flow as flicks of consciousness ignite and (in the case of these people) influence the div, curl, and grad of the current. Those influences include the first paparazzo; the progenitor of a scientific dynasty; a fascinating polymath; the white George Washington Carver; a guy who was quite a square; a guy who was something of an exhibitionist; the original and creepiest Ronald McDonald; one of the true greats of American music; my inspiration as a chemist; and a woman who used to regularly send me to my bunk.

Now the long-awaited news.

 

Back off, man, this is MY grift!

 

That’s the fucking POINT, you piece of shit.

 

Kids taught free market economics in class, Karen is enraged.

 

She has learned the PR lesson well. Props.

 

Teach your children well.

 

Old Guy Music today was inspired by C. Anacreon’s post this week. “Cruelty” is one of my all-time favorite albums, and this was a song from it that I liked enough to learn to play. Knew the lyrics cold. But until I read CA’s post, I had no idea that the first two lines were a reference to a Springsteen song. Still, a delightfully bittersweet piece with an ambiguous ending.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

286 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    “He has been unmotivated and now only talks about wanting to leave NYC.”

    He obviously learned something.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    From the end of the previous thread:

    DON’T TELL ME I’M STILL ON THIS FECKING ISLAND

    That elicited a hearty guffaw.

    Yes, Father Jack. You’re still on that fecking island, with all those fecking eejits.

    • Not Adahn

      OMG! 5:07. DeefpFuckingValue for president!

  3. Sean

    Kids taught free market economics in class, Karen is enraged.

    I’m on Karen’s side here.

      • Count Potato

        I knew it!

      • Cy Esquire

        I can’t view videos where I’m at, I can only hope it’s “Fuck Bitches, Get Money!”

      • hayeksplosives

        Classic.

        I approve.

    • zwak

      I think the econ aspect of the song is great. But, on the flip side, it is going to fuck over a bunch of kids who will now think it is OK to say nigga, get filmed, and totally fuck their chances in life because some little asshole is going to hide that film for a dozen years.

    • Sean

      They got Capone on tax evasion.

    • Not Adahn

      Meh. He proudly signed some legislation making all sorts of new stuff sexual harassment, so hoist away, petards!

      • Chafed

        I didn’t know that. This then seems fitting.

    • rhywun

      He should have been hauled off to jail years ago for corruption but being the principle representative of the machine means you get a bunch of flunkies to do your jail time for you.

      So, I really don’t give a crap if this is what it takes to bring him down.

      But I get your point.

    • R C Dean

      The allegations are remarkably weak. The reporter’s whining gets rolled in to “sexual harassment/assault” even though she’s only said he/his staff were mean to her, as near as I can tell.

      I think this is a distraction/coverup for his terrible governance.

    • zwak

      I am really starting to believe the theory that they are doing this to cover up the nursing home deaths.

      That, and when there is blood in the water, the grifters start to circle.

      • The Last American Hero

        They’ve got to, or others like the spunky up and cummer Whitmer is going to get her day in the spotlight as well.

      • zwak

        That and more people will start to agitate for a functioning gov’t or something.

        Maybe vote for the wrong guy.

  4. Tres Cool

    whaddup fam ?

  5. Ted S.

    and a woman who used to regularly send me to my bunk.

    Pardon me, do you have any Grey Prepon?

    • Sean

      I did not know she is a Scientologist.

      • Cy Esquire

        I’m told that has a lot more to do with money than actual religion.

      • rhywun

        It’s basically a Hollywood hook-up club* at this point. Notice the guy from that show that she dated is one too.

        *No joke. Hollywood is their main target for new recruits.

      • Atanarjuat

        I saw a Rogan episode once with a guy who escaped their de facto enslavement after a few decades. He claimed that recruitment is hurting in recent years because people can now easily Google the reality of the organization before they join. The celebrity participants, otoh, get treated approximately like Egyptian pharaohs.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The celebs live well and they victimize the normals who get suckered in. As you say, it’s getting harder to find those suckers now when people can just google Zenu and they know to stay the hell away before the “church” can get their claws in.

      • rhywun

        It’s no coincidence their monthly magazine is called “Celebrity”. They continued to mail that shit to the previous occupant at an old residence for years and my roommate and I would laugh at the contents and play silly games like leaving it on each other’s bed when it arrived.

      • blackjack

        This is true. They have numerous buildings in Hollywood and a crew of recruiters trolling Hollywood BLVD.

      • TARDis

        Meh. To me, religion is just faith… monetized.

      • KromulentKristen

        She’s a hardcore Scientologist

  6. Ted S.

    a fascinating polymath;

    His father had a pretty broad range of interests, too.

  7. Tonio

    OM, your links are perfect as they are. You have a style, not a rut. Your lynx are perfect for slow weekend mornings. I admit that I do often go down the rabbit hole, as it were, with your birthdays and do enjoy the fact that the people are referenced indirectly and cleverly. Also, songs about D-cup girls for the win.

    • Cy Esquire

      +1, OMWC is a solid linker!

    • Old Man With Candy

      You have a style

      SP puts it in a slightly different way…

    • Pi Guy

      Usually I don’t get to the comments til Beer Reviews or Horoscopes are posted because I get stuck on the birthdays and the rabbit holes into which they lead.

      Mostly a lurker but I vote “if it ain’t broke…”

      • Fourscore

        I get up early on week-ends too, so much appreciated OM.

      • zwak

        Yeah, I am not usually here in time for the AM comments, although I am up early enough. But OMWC’s are damn good. Even if we have different tastes in music.

        Cold Blood!
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9m6IuRuIHk

  8. The Late P Brooks

    A least 100 people gathered in front of the Idaho state capitol on Saturday to burn masks, in a protest against measures to limit infections and deaths caused by the coronavirus pandemic.

    They just love the feel of that boot on their necks at the Guardian. Makes ’em all tingly deep down inside.

    • Ted S.

      They think they’re the ones putting the boot on everybody else’s necks.

    • hayeksplosives

      Children encouraged to burn masks in state without mandate

      They pretend to give a damn about children participating in a political gesture when it has to do with asserting freedom.

      If the kids were doing an Earth Day thing, we’d all be told we could learn a lot form these innocents.

      But since all they want is to get the boot off their neck, that means the poor moppets are just pawns.

      • Chafed

        So true.

      • Grumbletarian

        +1 Fweedom!

  9. UnCivilServant

    I hate this level of stress where I go from task to task without actually getting anything done on any of them. “I need to do this. I should be doing that. I should be doing that…”

    • Sean

      “task to task without actually getting anything done on any of them.”

      *Insert joke about goverment*

      ?

      Seriously, sorry it stresses you out.

      • UnCivilServant

        This doesn’t even have anything to do with work.

      • Sean

        My brain just automatically associates the word “task” with employment related duties.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Amid reaction on social media, the political scientist Ian Bremmer said: “Ritualized mask burning in Boise wins this week’s award for acts of symbolic stupidity.”

    The pious outrage of the bootlickers. So pathetic.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As long as they’re not trying to burn his mask what does he care?

    • EvilSheldon

      There is no such thing as a political scientist.

      • Gender Traitor

        Sure there is! Think of how many scientists have gone political. Of course, they’ve also stopped being scientific.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Pound the wedge in deeper

    President Joe Biden is on the cusp of a major legislative victory. If all goes according to plan and the $1.9 trillion American Rescue Plan is signed into law, Biden will have scored an early triumph in his presidency. The Covid-19 relief bill will provide a wide range of benefits, from direct payments to American families, money for vaccine development and distribution, small business relief, more substantial subsidies for the Affordable Care Act, a child tax credit, a higher Earned Income Tax Credit, federal funds for state and local governments and much more.

    Given the scale and scope of this measure, it is an accomplishment that will cement Biden’s historic role in overseeing the country’s recovery from the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite last minute concessions to appease moderate Democrats on Friday night, as journalist Ezra Klein tweeted, “This still looks like the most ambitious and progressive economic package Congress has passed in my lifetime. It will do more to cut poverty, and push full employment, than anything else I’ve covered.”

    So far, it looks like Biden has learned some important lessons on how to deal with the modern Republican Party. After Biden watched congressional Republicans obstruct the agenda of his former boss, Barack Obama, he saw Obama’s successor, Donald Trump, whose presidency was capped off with a violent insurrection against Congress, expose the radicalization of the GOP.

    While Biden has repeatedly touted the importance of unity and bipartisan cooperation, he has not granted Republicans much time to play their “Lucy and Charlie Brown” football game. The President is focusing on issues that command strong Democratic support and building pressure for their passage. He appears to understand that in many cases, turning to Republican interests would only stymie his efforts to pass bold legislation and leave his own party frustrated.

    Unity and healing? Fuck that.

    Divide and conquer.

    • TARDis

      Hey CNN, put in a comments section. Let’s see how bad the ratio gets for you, evil wimps. Sickening.

    • rhywun

      I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the steaming pile of horseshit.

    • blackjack

      It will do more to cut poverty, and push full employment, than anything else I’ve covered

      Pretty sure we had as full employment as possible before the fortifying scheme went into effect. Hard to imagine this pork fest even helping at all, much less topping that. Especially sad when it’s so clear that they can just stop all the mandatory cowering orders and everything will be fine(ish).

      • Cy Esquire

        That’s what bother me the most about the $1.9T this is going to be their on going ‘new’ solution. They get to pick the winners and losers. They’d rather rule a hellscape than be disgruntled in a heavenly paradise.

      • Charlie Suet

        Intentions are outcomes, says the party of science. If they’d only been allowed to pass their minimum wage law too they would have got exactly what they aimed at and nothing else.

      • Grumbletarian

        You see, back when unemployment for minorities was at record lows and the economy was cruising along nicely, Ezra was busy covering mostly peaceful protests, the Jussie Smollett hate crime, and the horrifying news that Trump called white supremacists very fine people to cover something that insignificant.

    • hayeksplosives

      I remember when the deficit was in billions and only the debt total was in trillions.

      Now we have a single bill in the trillions.

      I’m pretty sure we didn’t get that much more wealthy.

  12. Cy Esquire

    https://www.npr.org/2021/03/07/974443597/biden-signals-support-for-voting-rights

    “As Republicans in statehouses across the country introduce hundreds of bills raising barriers to vote, President Biden is issuing a new executive order signaling his administration’s commitment to expanding, not shrinking, voting access and rights.”

    Voting rights and making sure that the democrat party isn’t caught committing voter fraud again are not the same thing. But, you do you NPR, oh wait, aren’t you government funded?

    “In 2020, NPR released a budget for FY21 anticipating revenue of $250 million, a slight decrease from the prior year due to impacts of COVID-19. The budget anticipates $240 million in operating expenses, plus additional debt service and capital costs that lead to a cash deficit of approximately $4 million. The budget includes $25 million in budget cuts. If the impacts of COVID-19 worsen, more significant budget cuts are forecast”

    Apparently they’re standing on their own 2 feet for now. $250 million in revenue? WTF did they get that?

    • Not Adahn

      The tax money goes to individual stations which means when they pay NPR dues or buy NPR programs with it, it’s no longer tax dollars. It’s totally private money.

      • Cy Esquire

        The ‘quasi’ government entities out there need to be destroyed with prejudice. The revolving door from executive boards and high government appointments is a whole nother ball of bullshit we have to swallow every day.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yes.

        Twitter, Facebook, and Google need to be destroyed.

    • Sean

      The voting bits should remove any doubt that those fuckers cheated their way to power.

    • db

      My impression was that the main audience for NPR was liberal and moderate commuters. I would have thought that the last year would have been really bad for their audience count since most of them would be working from home. Are they mostly streaming it now in the background while they work from home?

      I haven’t listened to NPR regularly ever, and every time I hear it, the tone of the announcers and the content just make me shut it off if I’m in control of the radio.

      • Urthona

        I absolutely love the NPR show Radiolab but I listen on podcast now.

    • rhywun

      If it’s the same crap they tried to shove into the ‘vid “relief bill” while nobody was looking, much of it is unconstitutional AF.

      Briefly, elections are controlled by the states. Not Joe or Nancy.

      • Chafed

        That’s where this voting rights bullshit will get interesting. Let’s hope the SC sees it our way.

    • blackjack

      Yeah, covid has crushed the news business, LOL. Forcing people to stay home while we deal with an “unknown” virus has a way of keeping people from caring about the news, amirite?

    • hayeksplosives

      How is it that NOR is full-on lefty pro-government, but PBS still puts on content that is neutral or even pro-libertarian, like all the “Free to Choose” Media funded content?

      • zwak

        I think it really depends on the station. In southern Oregon/far NoCal there is Jefferson Public Radio, with is pretty libertarian, which is still to the left of the people who live in the area, but far-right when considered against the standard of NPR.

  13. Atanarjuat

    https://www.spiegel.de/international/world/boom-in-somaliland-a-miracle-on-the-horn-of-africa-a-c7fb91cc-4b0a-4561-977d-dd985cf48256-amp

    Whereas Somalia is failing to get back on its feet despite billions in international aid, Somaliland is home to more-or-less functioning tax system along with a police force and an army.

    Hard pass.

    And that has left Somaliland largely cut off from international aid. What sounds like a curse, though, has actually appears to be a blessing. In a book they wrote on Somalia, German journalists Marc Engelhardt and Bettine Rühl write that international aid has actually helped to fuel the violence rather than bringing about an end to the conflict. Indeed, they write, aid goods have become one of the most important resources being fought over.

    Again and again, governments fuck things up, and (with somewhat less certainty) places that were former British colonies fare better than places that were colonized by Latin races (Somalia:Italy::Somaliland:Britain) and their particular approach to legal systems.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    President Biden is issuing a new executive order signaling his administration’s commitment to expanding, not shrinking, voting access and rights.

    Text your favorite candidate to #MYPREZ now! Let your voice be heard.

    *Standard data and text charges may apply.

    • Atanarjuat

      I’m instinctively against Antifa committing anonymous public terrorist acts, coerced wearing of surgical masks AND government bans so I’m not sure where to go on this one.

      • Cy Esquire

        What happens when someone points out the the Covid masks are worn for religious purposes too?

      • rhywun

        THAT’S DIFFERENT!

        I’m instinctively against Antifa committing anonymous public terrorist acts, coerced wearing of surgical masks AND government bans so I’m not sure where to go on this one.

        I think a government ban is the worst of the lot but it should be noted that there is a “health” exception in this proposal so it won’t do anything to address mandatory face diapers.

  15. Atanarjuat

    Cy just mentioned voter fraud. Someone shared some recent Steven Crowder episodes with me where he visits addresses on Nevada voter rolls. None of them exist. (https://youtu.be/iNGf7XYtU2Q) Starts around 22:00 minutes in. He ended up doing several hours on this which I haven’t seen all of, but at some point Crowder mentions that one of the names voting from a fake address was a lady from a Project Veritas video who worked for the Clintons and has since disappeared.

    • Cy Esquire

      I watched most of those. For a while there I made the mistake often made by human beings, I had hope.

      Eventually I had to shut all of that stuff off. I think it was when the judges started throwing everything out. There are literally thousands of affidavits. That’s not nearly as enraging as the blatant video evidence of “curing ballots”, covering windows, and people walking in with tens of thousands of ballots after everyone else had been sent home.

      The numbers side of things was pretty infuriating too. Whole wards at over %120 voter participation. The early morning ‘bumps’ for Biden. The massive anomalies in incoming data, always slanting for Biden. The media burying with prejudice, the Corruption for Dummies stories in China and Ukraine,

      I need to go back to shopping for fishing poles and boats. My blood is starting to boil again.

      • Atanarjuat

        Yeah, fuck it. I just thought it was interesting counterpoint to the propaganda. Let’s enjoy life. I need to go fishing soon. Drive down to the coast last week for work and it was shockingly beautiful. Been too long!

  16. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    And a good morning to all the rest of you knaves, miscreants and shysters!

    “If bitcoin starts to displace fiat currencies [government-issued currency that is not backed by a commodity], governments’ ability to tax, spend and redistribute will be severely impaired.”

    I’m aroused.

    I wholeheartedly support the burning of masks. Good on you, Idahoans.

    Prepon is a Scientologist.

    *sad trombone*

    Nice Old Guy Music this morning. I like that album – I believe you shared them before. A Mandoline Orange show was up next. Looking at all those happy, unmasked faces in the crowd makes me a little wistful.

    Oh well. Another gorgeous day here in the PRMN. Mostly sunny and 60 today!

    I hope you all have a wonderful Sunday!

    • BakedPenguin

      A Mandoline Orange show

      Better than a Clockwork Orange show, at least if you’re on the receiving end.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    While Biden, who understands the nature of the modern Republican Party, appears intent on moving forward by relying on the support of his own party, he still faces very serious challenges. Keeping Democrats together is not easy when moderates like Manchin and Sen. Kyrsten Sinema command immense power.

    Fucking “moderates” are nothing but traitors to the cause. They’ll get what they deserve, once the dictatorship of the proletariat has been established.

  18. rhywun

    “stirring poem… national sensation…”

    It’s really weird reading the NYT sometimes. Like “liberals in the mist” weird. A strange and frightening universe I can’t pretend to understand.

    • Atanarjuat

      Well, we all know that blacks are terribly under-represented in entertainment fields like music, acting, comedy, and sports, so it’s necessary to give them a PR boost to help out.

      • Cy Esquire

        Definitely. They’re nowhere near their government mandated %13 representation.

    • Ted S.

      White trash president Kennedy had a poet at his inauguration, and the Kennedy-obsessed Boomers have gone ga-ga over poets at inaugurations ever since.

    • hayeksplosives

      “Liberals in the mist”

      Hearty guffaw from me.

  19. db

    Walking around the streets of Ellicottville, NY last evening, I was pleased to see many unmasked faces on the sidewalks (in the shops I visited it was 100% masked still). The ratio was about 9:1 masked:unmasked but at least there were the 10% who looked happy. I witnessed no mask shaming.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    As long as they’re not trying to burn his mask what does he care?

    Any deviation from the teachings of the Mandarins of the state is heresy. It’s treason.

    “You got to get yore mind right, son.”

  21. Atanarjuat

    I’ve been treated with suspicion by shopkeepers on a few occasions despite having the almighty protection of “white” skin. It’s really unfortunate that we propagandize some blacks to really dwell on those types of incidents and let it affect their lives and view of their place in society. It can’t be fun to see yourself as a particular victim of the system all the time.

    • Atanarjuat

      *Referring to the well dressed female poet who had her first run in with an asshole security guard.

    • Cy Esquire

      The amount of people who give a shit what some rando thinks of them is staggering. It amazing how many people I can dismiss out of my world view of myself by saying “fuck that guy, he’s a piece of shit!”

      Maybe I need to carry a camera with me at all times to record it and show the world how horrible my life is. I’m like %3 black… and I accidently started into a gay porn once. So, I’m like borderline Jewish death camp victim level.

      • Atanarjuat

        This demands further explanation.

      • Cy Esquire

        The Serbian Film

    • KromulentKristen

      See: Gibson’s Bakery

      • Atanarjuat

        Crazy, a few sentences in their website goes “if this is about the lawsuit…”

      • UnCivilServant

        One of my few hats is a Gibson’s hat. I bought it to help support them during the suit. It lasted longer than the baked goods.

      • KromulentKristen

        I have a t-shirt from them

    • blackjack

      When I was young, the cops hit me with flashlights, arrested me for nothing, lied in court to convict me, stole my shit, chased me around to do it all again, and they did it regularly for about 10 years. They ruined my life on a short term basis, probably 5 times. I have spent months in jail because of my appearance. Fuck this entitled bitch and her whining.

  22. db

    So as we roll into warmer weather, will we see riots this spring and summer or we we all have sufficiently come together over Biden to see a new age of peace and unity?

    • Sean

      Riots.

      • R C Dean

        I expect er the Chauvin trial regardless of the outcome, unless he is dragged out of the courtroom and executed on the courthouse steps.

    • Tundra

      Are you kidding? The fucking Chauvin trial starts this week. I expect my city to be on fire within days.

      • Count Potato

        On the upside it could use the warmth.

      • zwak

        Minnesota warm… And friendly!

  23. Tundra

    Ozzy Man Reviews: Goats!

    • Ted S.

      Will he review goatse?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Hmmm, what’s that? Dear god, nooooo!!!

      • Cy Esquire

        Your class, as always, never ceases to amaze me.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Party on, children

    The University of Colorado sent this statement to FOX31:

    We are aware of a large party on University Hill on Saturday evening and allegations of violence toward police officers responding to the scene. We condemn this conduct. It is unacceptable and irresponsible, particularly in light of the volume of training, communication and enforcement the campus and city have dedicated to ensuring compliance with COVID-19 public health orders. CU Boulder will not tolerate any of our students engaging in acts of violence or damaging property.

    CU Boulder has made it clear to our student body that following county public health orders is required under the student code of conduct.

    Sounds like the natives are getting restless. Uppity, even.

    Maybe there’s hope.

    • Ted S.

      They should call it a Black Lives Matter party.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s UC Boulder – it they ALL are BLM parties.

    • Don escaped Cancun

      “University of Colorado”

      locus parentis is bullshit; if the state can’t get out of the education business, it should at least learn to fuck off in affairs that are none of its business

      I went to school under the double jeopardy of dueling jurisdictions: it’s tyranny. All these years later, on a related subject, after hundreds of speech and behavior codes have been struck down at public universities, my own University of Tennessee is still burning through my tax dollars to defend their terrorizing a woman because they do not favor her social media presence. Inane, spendthrift, incompetent, overweening, abusive, autocratic, and, of course, tiresome.

    • blackjack

      You gotta fight for your right…

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      CU Boulder has made it clear to our student body that following county public health orders is required under the student code of conduct.

      But you can ignore those laws passed to protect property.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m gonna guess they’ll never realize people don’t really want EVs.

      So, how many trillions are going to get shovelled into the automakers as they make cars no one wants this time around?

      • LJW

        I’ll consider an EV as soon as they can figure out a way to charge it as fast as you can fuel up a gas powered car.

      • Cy Esquire

        Those fuckers are putting the Mustang label on one. Did they think we were just going to forget what they did to it in the 80’s and 90’s? I feel like Ford’s marketing team is a bunch of high school nerds in the gardening club.

      • TARDis

        Please vote for my national road-installed induction charging grift project.

        /Elon

      • blackjack

        I just drove up I-5 and saw the Tesla charging stations. They have like 25 or 30 slots. It takes an hour and a half to charge them. There’s people just standing there, in front of their cars. We went through the drive through right next to them. Behind us, some lady walked through the drive through while her car charged. It was pathetic. I had just pumped 350 miles worth of gasoline in about 3 minutes, LOL.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Fuck that noise, until they can address the charging issue EVs are going to be largely nonviable.

      • CPRM

        Working on safe Hydrogen combustion and an economical way to harvest said Hydrogen would be the best way if you were serious, IMO. EVs reliance on batteries instead of a chemical fuel will always be slower and need more heavy metals.

      • Grumbletarian

        We’re six years past having a Mr. Fusion to power our flying cars.! I am disappoint.

      • DrOtto

        The real kick of hydrogen fuel cells is the cheapest/easiest extraction of hydrogen tends to come from, wait for it…petrochemical processes.

      • CPRM

        I’m not talking about fuel cells, combustion. Fuel cells are even worse. To create the reaction you need Platinum, yeah, that one was doomed from the start.

        Hydrogen can be created via electrolysis of water, which could be done in sunbelt regions via ‘renewable’ energy, but then it also has to be super-cooled and delivered. A conundrum, but for a long term quick-fuel solution, seems it’d be an easier nut to crack given some lead time. Thinking we have more nickel and cadmium we can extract than fossil fuels without endangering the environment is a pipe dream.

      • Mad Scientist

        EVs are fine as a vehicle you use around town and can charge every night in your garage. Taking one on a road trip seems….short sighted.

    • Tundra

      Lol. The market cares not for “industry enthusiasm”.

      • LJW

        EV market is another isolated urban idea that doesn’t understand the needs of flyover country.

      • Tejicano

        You say “doesn’t understand”. I say “DGAF about”.

        Neither sounds profitable.

      • juris imprudent

        But I have been repeatedly told that consumers are so easily manipulated by advertising – they simply can’t resist it.

      • kbolino

        Projection by people who make their living off being Google’s bitch

    • DrOtto

      The reality is electric cars are “performance cars”. The metrics are different than most performance cars by putting the emphasis on economy vs. the traditional metrics of speed/corning/looking good. And the issue with performance cars is they only typically account for 3-5% of sales.

  25. Yusef drives a Kia

    What the hell happened last night? people hanging up, drunken Zoom, Girls, I cant remember shit….

  26. Tejicano

    I watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood last night. I was old enough in 1969 to remember what it was like and I felt they did a pretty good job representing it. The one point I have a question about: in 1969 the war in Vietnam was still on-going and on the news every evening but there wasn’t one even passing reference to it in this movie. That in itself could be taken as commentary but I think it should have been alluded to once or twice to get a better feel for the time.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A great movie, best I’ve seen in years. There are a couple of mentions of Vietnam playing over the radio when they’re riding around and whatnot.

      • Tejicano

        I missed that. OK, then I rate it higher than I had at first viewing – and I thought it was pretty durn good at that point.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Probably a conscious decision to not stress Vietnam too much on Tarantino’s part.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      fix the link and I might

      • Tundra
      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Bravo! thanks for the laugh Tundra, is it sunny over there?

      • Tundra

        It is! Spring is trying hard.

    • Atanarjuat

      Given what pussies people are now, we may very well be reaching max trauma.

      • juris imprudent

        This wouldn’t really matter if these idiots would just go catatonic and leave the rest of us alone.

    • Tejicano

      The only way that makes any sense is to say that COVID caused more “trauma” in 2020 than WWII caused in 2020.

      • BakedPenguin

        Considering the number of people the leftists label as the enemies from WWII, I’d doubt even that.

    • rhywun

      “Job done.”

      /MSM

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Got that? CommieCough has caused more emotional trauma and mental suffering than the biggest, bloodiest war in world history…

    In WWII, they at least acknowledged that the war would end some day.

    • LJW

      Covid didn’t cause the “trauma”. The overreaction to Covid caused the “trauma”.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Those fuckers are putting the Mustang label on one. Did they think we were just going to forget what they did to it in the 80’s and 90’s? I feel like Ford’s marketing team is a bunch of high school nerds in the gardening club.

    You don’t think turning the Mustang into a Pinto in drag worked? What are you, some kind of John Bircher?

    • Cy Esquire

      I think they started making Mustangs with 4 cylinders again too.

      “But it’s got a turbo!”

      Fuck off commie.

      • blackjack

        I just rented one. 310 hp. Not slow, but no hot-rod.

      • The Last American Hero

        0-60 is 5.1, quarter mile is 13.7. Faster than a BMW 2, Audi TT, and the Challenger.

        Of course the 1968 Mustang “hot rod” from back in the day did 0-60 in 13.2….

        So, yeah. No hot rod.

      • blackjack

        I didn’t look up the specs, that’s pretty impressive. I had a stroked TBSS that got stolen last year and now I have a 300 hp Sky that weighs around 2900 lbs., so I might be a bit jaded.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Which hull would I get, port or starboard?

      And who gets the mast?

      • Cy Esquire

        You can have the mast, but only if agreed upon freak flags are allowed to fly.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m in, badass boat, I can sail Cats,

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Lol. The market cares not for “industry enthusiasm”.

    “Stupid customers. What do they know?”

  30. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Bitcoin has a limit simply because the Fed is not going to allow a real competitor to the US dollar. There’s simply too much at stake.

    Consider that we’re willing to bomb the Middle East into the Stone Age in order to preserve the petrodollar. What do you think the government is willing to do to Bitcoin?

    The only thing that has kept them at bay so far is that Wall Street isn’t done making money off of it yet.

    • BakedPenguin

      Bitcoin has a limit simply because the Fed is not going to allow a real competitor to the US dollar.

      Kaddafi agreed to stop going after nukes and stop supporting Islamic terrorist groups after 9/11. All the ‘intelligence’ we had says he did both those things.

      But then he decided to try to have a gold-backed currency which might have taken over from the petro dollar, and he didn’t last long after that.

  31. KromulentKristen

    Well, that was a disturbing dream I just woke up from. * shudders *

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That was just life fucking with you KK, happens to me all the time,

    • Tejicano

      Given the actual world you woke up to, compared to 18 months ago, I’m afraid to ask what kind of dream it was.

    • LJW

      That wasn’t a dream that was last night’s zoom call.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I ask, what did I do on Zoom last night, hungover minds want to know…….

      • Old Man With Candy

        Don’t laugh. SP tends to do the all-night thing and come to bed around the time I’m getting up. So I get the full rundown on drunken antics.

        Apparently, Nephilium won last night’s competition.

      • Cy Esquire

        How many beads did he get in?

      • Chafed

        Lol!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        cool, at least it wasn’t me, I should quit drinkin for a while, I got into several arguments, but don’t know who I argued with,

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        By a country mile.

        Unless stumbling around the room when he tried to get out of his chair, landing on the desk, and falling asleep in fetal position on the floor can be topped.

        Narrator: It wasn’t topped.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m going through my texts to see who it was and still can’t remember,
        /90 minute Dogfish Head will bite you,

      • Gender Traitor

        Were any TVs harmed in the process?

      • KromulentKristen

        I mean, pissing oneself could give that a run for its money.

        I feel like it’s a good thing I didn’t join last night, and chose to watch a replay of an old police chase in OKC instead

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I mean, pissing oneself could give that a run for its money.

        For sure. This was just last night’s winner.

        He required 3rd party assistance to make it from the desk to the floor.

      • KromulentKristen

        Poor Chai Girl LOL

      • hayeksplosives

        An old police chase in OKC? Sounds delightfully random!

      • KromulentKristen

        LOL – I enjoy police chases for some reason. The TX & OK po-po are eons more aggressive than the Los Angeles cops & CHP. It’s just that there aren’t as many chases out there.

        Anyway, the one I reviewed last night was a 2-hour chase involving a pickup truck, a trailer, an armed Samaritan, barbed wire fencing, donuts in pastures, a water landing, a Facebook Live video, and a taserin’.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xUKT4JLhsU

      • KromulentKristen

        Also, a drive-by of the police shooting range

      • KromulentKristen

        (not a drive-by shooting, just the alleged perp choosing to turn down a dead end road where the police range was located)

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s done fine police work, Lou.

      • straffinrun

        Y’all are a bad influence. Somehow I managed to get drunk 3 times today.

      • CPRM

        And I wasn’t even there! You could have been drunk 5 times!

      • straffinrun

        5x the hangover outta make Monday morning fun.

      • CPRM

        You never get hungover if you never sober up! #BeersForBreaksfast

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Naked at work dream again? I hate those.

      • R C Dean

        I wouldn’t mind a KK naked at work dream.

    • KromulentKristen

      It involved me begging a man for emotional & sexual intimacy. For fuck’s sake. As it were.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        begging? You? yeah, that’s a weird dream all right,

      • blackjack

        SO, you dreamed you were married?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Sick man, sick,
        LMAO

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Seems like the Times would shitcan him for that, not his only sidegig either apparently .
      .

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There was a discussion on Tom Woods this week about that issue. very few disclose conflicts of interest any more. And it’s particularly bad in DC.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, THEY don’t feel conflicted, so what’s the problem?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        DC?

        Sounds like Ottawa — due to the limitless incestuousness, anyone with a second gig is simply assumed to be in a conflict of interest.

      • juris imprudent

        All service for the same cause – so what conflict?

    • CPRM

      NYT reporters are typically not allowed to maintain outside jobs that would be perceived as jeopardizing their news judgment

      That’s what their job at the NYT is for!

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Please help:

    That reminds me of the old joke about

    “My wife got pissed off and loaded all her stuff in my pickup truck and left me. I miss that truck.”

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “The Plague, one year on.”

    Fap fap fap.

    • Cy Esquire

      TWO WEEKS!!!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Chuck Todd is desperately trying to keep fear alive.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    “Vaccine EQUITY!”

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Osterholm is on today.

    I guess they like to rotate their quacks, to keep them fresh.

  37. Chafed

    Re the fund manager who hates bitcoin link, “In this sense, bitcoin is the spearhead of a particularly extreme form of libertarian anarchism, which is presumably why it is so popular in Silicon Valley,” he said.

    Dude clearly doesn’t follow the news. Silicon Valley is many things but libertarian is no longer among them.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The guy’s a submoron. Stay far away from that outfit.

    • Raven Nation

      Your comment got me to read the article. He’s really upset that mining bitcoin is increasing carbon emissions.

      • juris imprudent

        As if printing presses don’t?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      STOP! the boat porn is killing me!
      /I have a private dock, hint hint,

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      How are you going to outrun the feds in a sailboat?

      • blackjack

        Good point. See: Mcafee!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Cy, find me a Sunfish in MI, Please

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I just noticed the Rope burn scar from my Prindle Cat, ahh the good old days,

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Note my Prindle behind me,

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Lots of high risk people still out there. They’re all gonna die when the next surge comes.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    People aren’t taking you seriously anymore?

    You don’t say.

    • BakedPenguin

      Looks like a diner from a film noir.

    • KromulentKristen

      The Keith Haring in the bathroom kind of throws off the vibe

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, ‘s not right.

        And — ahem — Streamline Moderne, not Deco.

      • egould310

        Damn, Toxteth. You’re right about the Streamline Moderne.

        Keith Haring’s not my style. But it is modern art, and I think it fits in the modern(e) space. I mean, we wouldn’t expect the homeowner to walk around all day in an olive green mohair suit and fedora. Or drive a 1934 vintage auto.

      • KromulentKristen

        The colors and style of the Haring don’t go in that bathroom

      • egould310

        The Haring is fine in the bathroom. It’s those suitcases that ruin it.

        Also, can you spot the Che Guevara in the house. How edgy and cool. Communism is cool!

      • KromulentKristen

        Streamline Moderne, not Deco

        Zackly

    • hayeksplosives

      I know it’s highly collectible in some circles, but I just don’t dig the “mid century modern” furniture craze.

      I’ll take English colonial, but maybe I’m a fuddy-duddy.

    • Chafed

      I may never order lo mein again.

      • Plinker762

        It would be a struggle.

  40. Muzzled Woodchipper

    Other Republican-led states have moved to end mandates and reopen their economies, citing decreasing case counts and increased availability of vaccines – an effort driven by the federal government.

    Jesus Fucking Christ.

    • Chafed

      ?

  41. Ownbestenemy

    All praise to Joe Biden!

    Biden stimulus showers money on Americans, sharply cutting poverty in defining move of presidency https://t.co/MrzjVkZBEd

    — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 6, 2021

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jeez, that’s verbatim. I thought you were kidding. What a sad joke WaPo has become, they’re nothing but a propaganda rag.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Derp couldn’t match that tweet sadly. The big news agencies are catching onto the Bee and our own and realizing there is a market for utter bullshit.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Heh, utter Bullshit indeed,

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      ” sharply cutting poverty” for a bit, then Weimar…….

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        For a bit like maybe for a month and then back into the ditch. Fourteen hundred smackaroos isn’t going to sharply cut poverty unless you’re homeless.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Even the homeless beggars are looking at it and saying “I make that in a week on the freeway off ramp”.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        2800$ pay off my only CC, and the rest into my mortgage,
        I don’t need the money, but I’ll spend it wisely,

    • kbolino

      I don’t think the CEOs of Raytheon, Pfizer, Capital One, etc. were in poverty to begin with.

    • CPRM

      Biden Make It Rain, Yo! #hiptothehop!

    • hayeksplosives

      Biden showering on anyone should induce a flight response.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    “1 in 3 people knows someone who died of the plague”

    Why do I assume this is complete and utter nonsense?

    • hayeksplosives

      Because if it looks like a duck , moves like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “No one I know voted for Nixon.”

      • hayeksplosives

        ^^^thus.

        People who’ve walked themselves in with fellow travelers don’t even get an inkling that other people might not share their opinions.

    • kbolino

      How would you tell either way? It’s too vague to be testable. One might even call it misinformation: neither definitively true nor false, but designed to elicit a certain response.

      • rhywun

        aka “journalism”

      • kbolino

        It is worth remembering that clickbait saved “journalism”. The people who weaponized base psychology to drive page views and ad clicks are now going around setting the narrative of public discourse. At least Hunter Thompson was entertaining and mostly not sanctimonious; nowadays it’s (almost) all petty retards flinging shit around.

  43. juris imprudent

    I may have missed a comment, but I can’t help but ask – that picture up top, is that a woman-owned business?

    • KromulentKristen

      And they’ll vote for him

      • rhywun

        Only if the machine backs him. I don’t get the sense that the state party machine is very enthusiastic about him.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is always the fear. California is in the boat too if the recall actually happens. You might just get something worse.

    • Urthona

      Luckily, New York is probably the only place in the US where a mayor (of NYC) actually had more power over people’s lives than the governor.

      He’s probably honestly safer as governor.

      • rhywun

        I don’t know about that. The governor has a surprising amount of control over everyday NYC affairs. He controls all the bridges, tunnels, airports, and subways – and everything else related to traffic – for example.

    • TARDis

      Why not? Anything can happen now. I mean, look at GA. We suddenly have 2 PoS lefties in the U.S. Senate. And it’s so strange that the Rs have a clear majority in the General Assembly.

  44. hayeksplosives

    My fellow Californians and I have been subject of late to a supremely annoying (and kind scary) ad by Blue Shield California.

    It has a slide show of happy moments with text: “GET IT FOR SMILES. GET IT FOR THE BIG MOMENTS” etc etc. Could be an ad for a nice camera.

    Then the penultimate one says “GET IT FOR YOU” and you start to realize it’s less of an option, ALL CAPS and everything.

    And finally “GET IT FOR ALL OF US. GET VACCINATED”

    It’s creepy and most unwelcome the way they use the collective language to assert some overarching right to your physical person that negates your self ownership.

    Do not want.

    https://news.blueshieldca.com/2021/02/22/blue-shield-of-california-encourages-californians-to-get-vaccinated-for-covid-19

    • Cy Esquire

      It’s gonna happen whether you like it or not. So you might as well enjoy it.

      -Democrats 2021

    • egould310

      WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

    • CPRM

      As an ‘essential worker’ I was told last month I could get vaxxed. I don’t give a shit, let someone who is scared get it. I’ll die of something at some time or another, no need to worry about. I’m not pro or anti-vaxx, I just don’t give a shit. ‘An old man turned 98, won the lottery and died the next day’. #AlannisPhilosophy

      • hayeksplosives

        A respectable position.

        I absolutely don’t begrudge others getting the vaccine. I resent that they feel entitled to make me take the vaccine for the greater good.

      • rhywun

        the greater good

        Yes, that is exactly why it will become mandatory. Mark my words.

        This was never going to be about “my body, my choice”.

    • kbolino

      The evolution on this has been funny.

      Pence says we’ll have a vaccine in under 18 months = he’s a liar and a fool.

      Trump makes “Operation Warp Speed” and suspends a bunch of regulatory hurdles to get it done faster = he’s endangering all of our lives

      Vaccines start coming out in small runs = who knows what effects it will have, it’s not going to be enough

      Vaccine rollout doesn’t turn into a total shitshow = vaccinate all the teachers and black people right now!

      Now = everybody has to get vaccinated, and if you don’t you’re QAnon

      • Cy Esquire

        It’s proof of their sheep like following of the narrative.

        But I have to hand it to them, it’s got to be exhausting flip flopping like that or even trying to keep up with the sources pushing the flip flopping.

      • kbolino

        Hopefully it’s more tiring than listening to them. If you wanted to inspire confidence, you could hardly do worse than this. And the shit they believe about COVID could be piled up on a misinformation landfill, but hey dubious claims are okay as long as they stoke more fear.

      • CPRM

        Biden is in charge now! It’s a different vaccination than Drumpf would have done!

        Yeah, Cuomo was saying in, what December? That he wouldn’t trust the Drumpf! vaxx, then Drumpf said he might withhold the vaxx from NY, then it was a Hitler move! Now NY has the vaxx and screwing up the roll out, and it’s all about #MeToo.

      • kbolino

        I don’t understand why so many people want to be led around like this. It makes them look like fools. But I guess since they don’t look like fools to each other, and it keeps life interesting to never know what you’re supposed to be saying or believing each day until someone on your screen tells you, there’s no self-correction mechanism (yet, anyway).

    • blackjack

      We got invited to take the vax ahead of whomever else is waiting. I skipped it. I just don’t really have any fear of the ‘vid and I would rather someone else, who is worried get my shot. Anyway, if you politicize something this much, I can’t really trust the whole thing anymore. “specially knowing that most of this “panic” revolves around regaining power for the party that’s too stupid to know they’re fascists. It’s just too convenient that this virus gave them everything they could ever dream of, all at once. I remember back in March last year thinking this wasn’t really that big of a deal, based on the numbers we had back then. Half a percent of those who get it might die. I lived through the HIV scare. That one was one hundred percent. I watched all the panic and the testing and wailing/gnashing of teeth. Later, it turned out that most of us had nothing to worry about.

  45. TARDis

    This was never going to be about “my body, my choice”.

    *dons foil hat*

    I think this virus was manufactured.
    There will be a “real” pandemic soon, also manufactured.
    Those who were obedient and took the current vaccines will likely survive.
    Those who did not, will likely die.
    That will teach the masses not to disobey.

    *removes hat, tosses a grain of salt*

    • kbolino

      Most pathogens that are that deadly die out before they can spread that far. There’s generally an inverse relationship between transmissibility and virulence. And that much of the world’s population dying would result in such great upheaval that the observation “the virus isn’t the only thing that can kill you” would seem apropos.