STEVE SMITH FINALLY GET IOWA. HIM SEE FUN THINGS BEFORE MEET UP WITH FRIEND ZARDOZ. STEVE SMITH AND FRIEND ZARDOZ HANG OUT FOR WHILE, DRINK BEERS. STEVE SMITH INVITE FRIEND ZARDOZ GO ON ROAD WITH STEVE SMITH. HIM EVEN BRING T-SHIRT FOR BIG STONE FRIEND.
BUT HIM CANNOT WEAR. HIM GIVE TO ZED INSTEAD.
SO IT TIME HIT ROAD. MAYBE STEVE SMITH AND FRIEND ZARDOZ COME VISIST FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE? WE COME BY, SAY HI. BY SAY HI, MEAN…
YOU HAVE IDEA FOR US SEE THINGS?
Ooh! Now I want to visit The Hobo Museum. My maternal grandfather was a hobo for a little while after he got out of the Army. Decided he wanted to see the country he’d nearly got his ass shot off defending.
On a similar note, there’s the National Museum of Transportation in St. L, MO. (That’s where I got my prized “Hobo Codes” mug.)
If STEVE SMITH does go to StL, maybe I can convince him to go to the MO Historical Society to photograph some items that are not on display. Though not sure if curators are doing private meetings because of the COVID. And by private meetings, mean….
IF STEVE SMITH MEET KK, HIM BE SCARED. HIM RUN AWAY FROM OVERWHELMING KROMULENCE
KK give STEVE the embiggening.
Hey! This is a family friendly site, mister!
I can’t believe we still have that rating,
We outlived the rating site.
I just assume it’s satirical. I mean, anyone can stick a jpeg on their page.
…
LOL I clicked the link and it wants me to install Flash. Yeah, no.
Once upon a time there was an actual rating organization.
Now the url is owned by one of those cybersquatting companies.
I fear TPTB will need to remove that link.
?
PS. I read that as “KROMANCE” for some reason.
Well, that Glibterm is might stick.
STEVE SMITH CAN COME TO MANISTEE! BRING STONE HEAD FRIEND, MUCH FOREST, FIND TED NUGENT, DRINK BEER, YUSEF BUYISNG,
https://northchannelbrewing.com/
Dude, you know how much Zardoz can drink? It’s like he’s bottomless.
PLAY DISC GOLF IN NEARBY TREES, MANY HIKERS IN WOODS PLAYING FUNNY PIE PAN GAME!
https://www.discgolfscene.com/courses/West_Shore_Community_College/Labyrinth
Jesus on a Forklift. Interesting.
Is Jesus using the forklift to help his dad with the rock God created but couldn’t pick up?
Occupation: Fool was the first place I ever heard that joke. I still think it might be Carlin’s best stuff.
I think I heard it first from one of my high school teachers.
#metoo
My Theology teacher twisted himself into knots explaining how stating “Could Got create a rock even he can’t pick up?” is putting a limit on God which you can’t do because God is omnipotent.
Asking questions is bad. Better not to think of such things
It could lead to dancing!
“A fag was someone who wouldn’t go out beat up queers with ya!”
If STEVE SMITH still in Iowa, he could tear it up in the Amana colonies, a collection of little villages that are very proud of their German heritage.
https://amanacolonies.com/
Those crazy mofos will ferment and make wine out of ANYTHING. The dandelion wine was my favorite.
There’s a delightful restaurant there where there’s no menu. They take your drink order and dessert (which type of pie you want), and then you sit back and receive what the chef has decided is for dinner. You cannot go wrong.
The Brick Haus: https://www.cardcow.com/522438/view-brick-haus-restaurant-amana-iowa/
Today I learned that there is a market for not-even-that-old postcards. Because why not?
Dandelion wine is good.
I could get into their festivals.
I can’t believe no one linked this.
https://youtu.be/rrBx6mAWYPU
Steve Smith should visit Doloot. Lots of hikers, lots of mountain bikers. Easy picking.
Gunflint Trail perfect place for STEVE SMITH to meet other interesting fellow travelers. By meet mean…whatever STEVE wants to do…
Doloot destroyer of parking brakes.
And struts. And tires. I am seriously considering a tax revolt. Fix the damn streets!
THAT JUST MEAN STEVE SMITH CATCH DRIVERS TOO!
Tulip Time festival coming up in May. Steve Smith like klampen dancers?
Go pay Whitmer a visit for me, STEVE.
https://www.abc10.com/mobile/article/news/crime/man-charged-with-violating-coronavirus-executive-order/69-681f9794-2281-4736-9183-531697e4838a
That reporter really doesn’t like that guy. How many times does it need to be mentioned that this guy is a multiple repeat offender?
That guy may be the one true libertarian on the planet.
Dig the Avatar Straff!
Fuck this Castle!
TPTB brought it back for some reason after avatarpocalypse.
Watch the cops attack a 65-year-old woman because she mistakenly thought that Texas was free now.
Obey, bitch.
SLD: I will grant that Texas is not, in fact, “free” in the way that lady probably thought it was. Businesses have a right to demand their customers dance to their theater. I would submit that if they are so terrified of old-people breath, maybe they should position one of their security guards at the door to keep them out.
Imagine thinking those mega banks are “private businesses”. You take billions in bailouts and you are private anymore.
Good point. Fuck them.
Maybe we should hold off on the fucking them until Hype weighs in.
Speaking of hobos, I just watched a gloriously awful Rutger Hauer flick, Split Second.
It even features Kim Cattrall in her prime.
Highly recommended movie if you’re high and/or drunk.
There has to be a firearm called a Rutger Hauer.
In this movie he carries a .450 Magnum and a Gatling shotgun.
From wiki: Their only clues are that the murders seem to be linked with the lunar cycle, and that the killer takes an organ from each victim, apparently to eat them.
I’m guessing the killer was a woman.
It goes completely off the rails, combining the occult, psychiatry, “polymorphic” DNA resequencing, and Cattrall’s boobs.
The latter making it all worth it.
Think I’ve actually seen it. Rutger > Busey.
Add Nolte to that and you have the Hobo Triumvirate.
Yes, they all could make a great buddy flick together.
“Piss Soaked”, a mockumentary.
Rutger
Alright, you’ve convinced me, I’ll check it out.
My first time hanging out with hobos.
https://mobile.twitter.com/supremehadid/status/1370855805327704064
I thought it was going to be a video from your book club.
I thought it was funny.
https://mobile.twitter.com/GSlackjaw/status/1371590160513568768
Assuming STEVE SMITH traveling eastbound; has STEVE ever considered long visit in DC? He might even convince Congress to free Cascadia if he MEETS with enough Congress-critters.
You can feel the words dripping with neuroticism and mania.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ewarren/status/1371576528061014026
Jesus.
That screed is full of retard.
BUT MUH SCIENCE GUVANER!
Schoolmarm Lenin is the worst.
Neurotica!
She is really out of touch. Newsom is hated by a wide spectrum of Californians. This is not a partisan effort.
She knows it comes from across the board. What she is trying to do is make it a republican thing.
That makes sense in the abstract. Someone out of state may buy it. Anyone in California will see right through it.
That’s okay though.
Her screed isn’t for Californians, it’s for everyone else. If she can make it partisan outside of CA, we’ll never know anything resembling what’s actually happening in CA. She doesn’t need to convince Californians. They’re already partisan nationally. She needs to convince everyone else that it’s totally extreme right wingers that are going after poor Governor Newsom, Champion of SCIENCE!, and Defender of the Working Man.
Every challenge against Democrat governors have been met with the same rhetoric. Right wing extremism.
This must be a coordinated campaign. Newsom was on MSNBC today talking about how horrible the people behind the recall are.
It’s SOP.
They did the same thing in KY with our recall petition. The very first place they went was “Extreme right wingers, akin to the Jan 6 insurrectionists, attack the governor who’s only trying to follow science and help people.”
Late 60’s metal
Another from the Heep
I sure did hurt his pride.
Fuck yeah.
I always cranked the volume to 11 at the changeover.
I guess that’s why I’m deaf.
For those in PA: A map of businesses defying the governor.
I know of some businesses that are defying the governor but aren’t listed.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9365649/Cuomo-accuser-Karen-Hinton-says-beleaguered-Governor-aroused-hugged-her.html
“Would you like to play with my nipple rings?”
Lol
Market Failure
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2021/03/14/david-hoggs-pillow-company-seems-to-have-already-failed-n1432412
Well, when you put hiring your diversity board ahead of, you know, designing a product, it’s bound to happen.
He needs to take a page from Branch & Bollocks or whatever their name is when it comes to woke, smug bedding. Find a painfully earnest beta to do your commercials. Throw in a bunch of climate crap. Some smiley emoticons ain’t gonna cut it.
You mean like Stern?
Like… Howard Stern?! I don’t think that’s him on the TV commercials.
The first place I ever heard of those sheets was on Stern. My tongue was in my cheek. They were an early sponsor and Howard used to read their promos.
Blech. I haven’t listened to Howard in a decade so I didn’t know. I can see it, though. The way he’s turned into a flaming lefty in recent years.
LOL
I’m sure there’s some
bailoutcovid relief money coming his way.For the first time in 368 days I had a sit-down dinner in a restaurant where no one among the staff or patrons wore a face mask at any point. The place got several 1-star reviews on OpenTable that mentioned this. That’s why we went there. This is in Ft. Myers, FL.
Sounds like it’s time for a 5 star rating… with some choice snippets about the prior raters.
😉
Ft. Myers is a great Florida destination that few know about. Great beaches, shelling, and fishing, if you’re into that sort of thing.
The Edison & Ford winter estates museum is worth a stop. But they still have face diaper requirements for guests, so….
From the dead thread via straff’s link
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2020/07/21/video-shows-uniformed-sailor-screaming-f-trump-and-angrily-confronting-protesters/
WTF is wrong with the armed forces these days? On what planet is that acceptable?
Welp. That is a quick UCMJ case. If she is lucky just an Art. 15, if she is not perhaps a Special Court Martial.
Of more concern to me is the official jumping back at Tucker Carlson. Having senior leaders and spokesman using their official government accounts to attack a journalist is absolutely abhorrent.
Here here. I couldn’t fucking believe it when I saw that.
Yeah. And the childish unprofessionalism to boot. “Ok, boomer” equivalent? Really?
At least with MacArthur or John Singlaub, their public insubordination was actually on a military matter.
Myanmar politics is here.
FIFY
‘Murica 2021. That’s how we roll now. ?
Even Sailor Moon would be above such antics, and she’s not even a sailor.
Since you mentioned Sailor Moon
Part 2
I have an idea for an animated short, and I have no idea if it’s hilarious or if I’m way too zooted.
Bounce it off us.
In other dining news, I saw several ospreys today eating big fish on a tree. In one case the length of the fish was about 70% of the size of the bird (head to tail). The ospreys made sure to eat the fish heads first. Looked totally awesome.
Of course a bear would say that!
I saw a STEVE SMITH sticker on a Subaru the other day. That would make an interesting Subaru Theater.
I stiil have mine, it survived the winter,
Did a little voice inside your head say, “don’t back, you can never look back” (because he may be gaining on you)?
My little voice was more along the lines of “smell some diesel smoke you crunchy bastard”
So, I guess I’m not understanding the Forum. After pressing every single button on the page and logging in about five times I get one pending article from Evan. Yet people here say they have left comments there.
???
Huh, I just update my project post, had to log in with WP creds is all,
Did you enter the password Dear Penthouse?
Food Critique From an Uncultured Philistine:
Linguine and Lo Mein noodles are basically the same damn thing.
+1 udon
Facts.
It’s as if one culture got it from another culture.
Marco…
…Polo!
Io sono Marco Polo!
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!
FTW!
Toppling Goliath is a helluva name for a brewery.
I’d like to visit, but I’m not sure I have the stones for it.
Or a Band,
He just needs to sling back a few pounds of courage to see if he can’t hit his fears dead above the eyes.
Dollhouse,
https://photos.app.goo.gl/ScqVUYEfVha7VXsp9
I just found the coolest thing. My mom sent me a box of old photos, hockey awards, news clippings etc. Thumbing through the photos I come upon my photos from my high school graduation. Now, my wife and I knew each other in high school, but life happened, I got married, divorced, military and such.
Well there in the photos is 18 year old me with a photo of my then future wife, “OBE and friend 1998” as my mom so marked it down at the time. Now we can prove to our kids that we were friends in high school.
cool find, Mom’s are cool,
She saved stuff that astounded me. Who keeps a 1st grade report card? News clippings of your first professional hockey game you went to? Hell, my step-father, unbeknownst to me, apparently picked up an Air Force Times that had the promotion lists in when I made staff sergeant, I never knew that.
Removing statues is so last administration.
What is the opinion of Mr. Smith on statuetory rape?
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2021/mar/14/protesters-at-ua-call-for-fulbright-statue-removal/?news-politics
Ideas get deconstructed and no one stops them when they’ve gone to absurd deconstructionist extremes. Now we’re seeing the deconstruction of physical objects all in the name of a navel gazing philosophy. This is a path towards insanity and meaninglessness.
Twenty years ago I was at Berkeley and I could see where the left was going. It was not a good place. We have increasingly seen where it has gone as culture has bent towards the state. At one point I held out hope that the reaction towards the lockdowns would convince more people of the fallible nature of big guv. Now I don’t know if we will really ever see it. It’s been a terrible experiment that they pulled.
There can be no nuance. A person is all good or all bad. It is known.
/eyeroll
I’m really enjoying this.
https://dailycaller.com/2021/03/15/grammys-ratings-7-89-million-viewers-cbs/
That’s a feel good story, I’d really like to see continuing diminishing audiences for Big Music and Hollywood. At this point it’s easier than it has ever been to make a movie or get a song out to fans. Hope to see more entertainment from the liberty perspective independents in the coming years.
That would be great. Hopefully it happens.
I’m willing to bet audiences are sick of proselytizing. Sure, some diehards don’t care and some true believers applaud it. But I think most people just want to be entertained. If that’s being destroyed by the constant sermonizing then there is no point in watching.
I didn’t know it was on until I saw the usual bitching the next day from one corner about being “dissed” and another corner about the twerking.
Demolition Man is the Nostradamus of 90’s action movies.
https://youtu.be/FiG99WmpX7c
Being used as political tools is nothing new
https://twitter.com/markmobility/status/1371544791994019844
However, given the increase of officials increased attacks and lack of professionalism on Twitter, you would think this isn’t a good look. And the replies…oh the replies. Man am I ever glad I never stayed in cause this would be about my 18 year mark if I did.
They lord over the “gotcha” but call Guam’s delegate “congressman”. No he isn’t. And neither is that undead sack of grifting shit Eleanor Holmes Norton. Noticed today the media is calling her Congresswoman. Bull fucking shit.
I could have sworn it was hammered into me was independent thought as a airman. So when these clowns of NG were walking down the hall not one NCO piped up and said “what the fuck are we doing?” Victim culture quickly infected the ranks apparently.
Or subordination to civilian control. There used to be a day when a staffer calling in regards to a letter was a BFD. I remember when there was grumbling about Clinton personally, but recognition that he was the President and commander in Chief and never this sort of public disrespect.
It demonstrates just how corrosive this Marxist BS is. It has been allowed to seep through all of this country’s institutions and they are breaking down.
I would like to see SF take his talents to “expose” Bohemia Grove.
Hatsu basho day 3. And DST. Gonna get my ass kicked tomorrow morning.
Hello Glibs, where did this White crap come from? Last week was just a tease? Coffee Cups in the air….
/no yelling….
I’m guessing the sky.
Actually, the Arctic Ocean, due to evaporation and Condensation, but hey, just details…..
If you want to go back to the last time it was liquid, there’s as much a chance it came from the great lakes – probably more.
I just dont feel like sweeping it off the van and all 6ix feet of walkway,
I woke up to rain. I’ll take it!
Rain, good stuff, in moderation,
Yesterday, ours was freezing. Little icicles all over my car and on my bird feeder. Poor birdies! 🙁
Happily, it’s above freezing this morning. Good morning, Yu, UCS, & ‘sloper!
Ha. Ice? Today is grass cutting day here and I am probably a week overdue. Flowers and bees everywhere. Sweeping and mopping the house now until it gets light out and I can crank the mower.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6Lkgs0kiU
?
https://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2021/03/biden-heads-to-pa-with-the-goal-of-explaining-how-his-bill-will-make-a-difference-in-the-lives-of-millions-of-people.html
Why?
?
You know, the thing, will make…uh.. the common … workers pay.
https://www.theverge.com/2021/3/15/22327854/match-group-garbo-tinder-background-check-update
“Notably, in a blog post published last month, Garbo said it won’t publicize drug possession charges in order to take an “active stance toward equity.” It cites research about the disproportionate percentage of Black people who are arrested for drug charges compared to white people. The company also says drug-related offenses don’t meaningfully predict “gender-based violence,” which is what the brand is primarily concerned with preventing. Garbo also doesn’t disclose traffic violations.”
Equity.
Upon first reading it was all gibberish to me. I had to figure out what Tinder is and what a Garbo is. So, background checks on potential dates will not include criminal records cuz racism? What a cluster fuck, but then that is the point of all of this marxist clap-trap, isn’t it? I look forward to both company’s bankruptcy.
Background checks from one particular company wont include drug possession charges and they let you know what you are getting, if you want a more thorough check there are any number of companies that will gladly supply them, capitalism and choices for the win.
“It’s retarded on purpose” is an odd defense, but ok.
Not so much a defense, just that Suthen’s description is off and his desire to see companies that he had yet to hear of and will never use and will have no effect on his life go bankrupt may be a bit misplaced. It seemed odd, I figured he must have thought this was being forced on people and wanted to let him know that wasn’t the case.
Garbo strikes me as a terrible brand name for anything connected with dating. Slogan: “Garbo – for when you vant to be alone!”
Useless. I need your credit score and your separation code from your DD-214, if you served.
suh’ fam ?
My Kroger was out of my usual “tall” 24 oz’ers, so I had to settle on a 6 of 16 oz.
MEDIUM CANS !
Mornin’, Mr. Cool.
Passed outslept outside on the deck last night. Damn thunderstorm woke me up.It was/is in the low 30s (ºAmericanheit) and rainy. Not deck weather in SW Ohio just yet.
I’m eager for it to warm up so I can set up Tranquility Base on the back porch!
Mornin’ homey & TARDy!
Mornin’, Red!
Man, I’m already on my second tall one. (Coffee, it’s just coffee.)
sup’ pimp-juice
Cool and rainy; so, Germany 10 months out of the year?
In the Air!
Sup Tres?
HEY YUFUS !
We’ve decided that a big chunk of our “stimulus” $$$ would best go toward taking down the dying tulip poplar in our front yard. That’s going to make me sad. I’ve loved that tree and looked forward to its blooms since we moved here. 🙁
Pay down my CC, throw fake money at plastic,
That is a shame. I love those. They grow fast here and pay as well as pine. We have planted at least 100,000 of them. It breaks my heart to see one cut.
*Hunting lease prices go up every year. My brother and I plan to lease out our land to pay taxes. If I had my way I would never cut another stick of timber.
I will say, though, that it’s the twig-droppin’est tree I’ve ever seen. Pretty much after any rain or windy spell we have to go out and play pick-up-sticks before we can mow. It also drops its leaves ridiculously early – often by late August, IIRC. Maybe that’s been the signs of its decline.
Your climate is different than mine so I can’t say. Besides I dont have one in my yard. I do know it is one of the top food producing trees for wildlife.
When it is fresh cut go out sniff the open stump. It has a very pleasant smell, something akin to Tide? laundry detergent. I think it is Tide.
The wood works very nicely and is very strong. One of the best things about it for cabinetry is that as it dries it warps, cracks and splits much less than oak. In fact, almost not at all.
It has a funny yellowish color but it has pretty grain and takes stain well.
I could go on all day. I love yellow poplar.
For you Gender Traitor: https://www.woodweb.com/knowledge_base_images/bah/tulip_yellow_poplar_color_fade_01.jpg
Good grief, that would make a beautiful live-edge table top.
I’d rather have the edges straightened in the pale band on the sides.
To each their own. I love live edges if they are not too irregular. In some way everything that happened to that tree while it lived is recorded in the tree in some way. Those little eye looking irregularities in the heart grain is from rurification, that is, when the tree’s upper canopy shades out its own lower limbs and the tree sheds them. Most yellow poplar growing in woods will have funny dimples in the trunk from that process if that tree grew at the same time as the other trees around it. If it did not and the other trees were already mature when the poplar sprouted it will grow fast and straight with few or no lower limbs to push its canopy into sunlight and it won’t have those dimples
Cool grain! Unfortunately, we know our tree has started to hollow – there’s a hole at the base where you can reach up inside. I guess we’ll find out whether there’ll be any potentially usable wood when it comes down.