¿Martes por la tardes? ¡Es tiempo para enlaces mexicanos!

by | Apr 27, 2021 | Daily Links | 433 comments

Yesterday I got this in my inbox from my kid’s school:

I wanted to take this opportunity to respond to the emails I have received since Friday regarding the Day of Silence. I will start off with what this day was supposed to be an opportunity to shine a light on the harmful effects of harassment and discrimination of LGBTQ people in schools.

…wait, why is this the first time I am hearing about it?

Unfortunately, a few basic procedural protocols were ignored which ultimately led to a negative experience for some of our students.

…oh?  Do tell.

To all students who felt the day was lost, felt uncomfortable, or targeted by others you have my sincere apology. That was not the intended outcome.

No details emerged in this email.  I will operate under the auspices of the Iron Law stating, foreseeable consequences are not necessarily unintended, and assume middle school is still the second worst place on earth.

Second only to high school.  Now for some links!

500 years ago a group of Mexican Indians were conquered by Spain.  On its 500th anniversary they plan to invade and conquer Spain in retaliation.  I wish them the best of luck.

Chip shortages mean there will be fewer Volkswagens with random, glitchy electrical issues.

I’ve seen this movie.  Sure, it starts with “advisors” to help “train” a “task force”.  Then it escalates to a “peacekeeping mission” and suddenly presidential candidates are given ludicrous debate questions on whether or not they are willing to nuke Guatemala.  You know what?  It might have been less expensive from a fiscal standpoint to just nuke them from the start.

Joe Biden cozies up with a dictator.

The face of being so dependent upon Top.Men you need them to remind you to blow on your food when its too hot,

WTF?  If the they are too hot, let them cool off before eating an explosive, blob of deep fried mystery meat.  Seriously.

On Facebook, Daysel Pimentel, his son, posted pictures of his father’s burns with some sarcastic remarks that at first poked fun at the incident — he joked that CIA “commandos” had infiltrated a Cuban food factory and put highly explosive ingredients in croquettes — but he then accused the government of selling croquettes that were not appropriate for human consumption as people went hungry.

Now that’s how you shitpost.  Although, he’s probably dead now.

Alright, here’s a decent tune.  Have a great Tuesday.

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433 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Why would you want to conquer spain? It’ll just be reconquered in 700 years.

    • SDF-7

      Better than China.

      Conquer that and you’ll just be hungry to conquer it again in a few hours….

    • pistoffnick

      Jamón Ibérico de Bellota
      Spanish truffles
      Paella
      Chorizo
      Sangria
      and Sexy Spanish beauties

      • mexican sharpshooter

        They also make really nice shoes there.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nick, none of those require conquering the country.

      • DEG

        Yeah. La Tienda will ship many of them to your door.

      • slumbrew

        *peruses site for “Sexy Spanish beauties”*

      • BakedPenguin

        Solofans.sp.com

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      The Re-Re-Reconquista?

  2. Count Potato

    “Chip shortages mean there will be fewer Volkswagens with random, glitchy electrical issues.”

    Feature, not a . . . bug.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      @swiss I am afraid we need a ruling.

      • SDF-7

        I vote we give the Count a passat.

      • Sensei

        No cheating!

      • Ownbestenemy

        At least they aren’t gremlins.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Double pun! Most impressive.

      • TARDis

        So even lower than usual (per Swiss’ standards).

    • Chafed

      I wonder if they can help British car makers in the same way.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Keep making puns like that I’m a gonna Jetta outta here.

  3. Shpip

    The Indigenous rebels of the Zapatista movement said Monday that they are planning to send a delegation by canoes on a trip to “invade” Spain in May and June as Mexico marks the anniversary of the 1519-1521 Spanish Conquest.

    That’s a paddlin’.

    • UnCivilServant

      Are they going to end a cycle of human sacrifice?

    • leon

      Did they book their hotels on Kayak?

    • Rat on a train

      They couldn’t get COVID passports for a flight.

      • leon

        Jokes on them, they won’t be allowed entry due to fear of them spreading a communicable disease and killing off the native population.

    • invisible finger

      I assume they’ll start to get tired around Brownsville and decide to invade Corpus Christi instead.

    • SDF-7

      Seems like a good way to be buried at sea (the article does clearly state that they plan on using the 4 canoes to paddle back to Mexico from Spain).

      I suppose they think if Heyerdahl could do it with Ra, they can… but I suspect they’ll be pretty thor afterwards.

      • Tonio

        Traditional canoes are pretty small for an Atlantic crossing, even in those latitudes. All the solo transatlantic paddlers I have seen documented have used big custom boats with under deck space where they can hole up.

        Hopefully they will have support (powered) boats trailing them.

        I can imagine various coast guards (probably our tax dollars) shadowing them with boats and aircraft because it’s likely someone will need rescue.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I thee what you did there with the Cathtillian lithp.

      • Drake

        When they get there, will they thank the Spanish for saving their ancestors from becoming human sacrifices for the Aztecs?

    • Gadfly

      Canoes? OK…a quick wiki search shows that the Zapatista autonomous zone is landlocked, so maybe they don’t know what oceans are like. Trying to cross the Atlantic in a canoe is Darwin Award worthy.

  4. Ted S.

    …wait, why is this the first time I am hearing about it?

    Because they were silent before now?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, it is a Day of Silence.

      • Rat on a train

        silence is violence

      • Bobarian LMD

        Violence is golden?

      • Rat on a train

        It depends on what is in stock near a mostly-peaceful protest.

    • Tonio

      Because they didn’t want socon parents to find out about it and get all riled up.

      I wonder if they had an assembly where they “honored” the alphabet-identifying students, like by name. “Come on up, Tonio!”

      • Ted S.

        Imagine if they outed someone who didn’t want to be outed.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d expect them to instead call someone who was straight without any dismorphia, because they’re school administrators.

      • Tonio

        That’s precisely what I was imagining.

      • SDF-7

        I can just imagine the can of worms that could open up…

        “So, Tonio — tell us what its like to be gay!”

        “Well… first you find yourself a sexy man who is into the smell of leather and being able to fix things….”

      • Tonio

        OMG, I’m dying here…

        MEDIC!

      • invisible finger

        One drama club isn’t enough?

      • UnCivilServant

        Isn’t that just High School?

        Or do they actually have groups that put on theater productions?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        My worry would be them singling out a kid* like that. Kids are cruel that way, hilariously cruel.

        *My son is probably not gay, he’s more likely to marry a robot.

      • leon

        Havn’t you taught him about the dangers of robosexuality?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        No. I’m trying to encourage them towards a STEM career.

      • Gadfly

        I see. So you envision him being the Elon Musk of sexbots?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        No, the perpetually drunk billionaire living off grid in South America like Ex Machina.

      • Sean

        *insert Futurama clip here*

      • TARDis

        “Are you jacking on in there?”

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        “Don’t Date Robots!”

      • Chafed

        Did you ever find out why you weren’t notified in advance?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Either they didn’t tell me or I ignored the email.

  5. Rebel Scum

    Chip shortages

    VA picked a hell of a time to decriminalize marijuana.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Tax accountants rejoice

    President Biden wants to give the IRS an extra $80 billion to target mega-rich tax evaders to help fund his “American Families Plan” legislation, according to a report Tuesday.

    The proposed cash would come with new powers to aggressively crack down on wealthy people hiding money from the government, including new disclosure requirements, two sources told the New York Times.

    The $80 billion would be a two-thirds increase over the agency’s entire funding levels for the past decade — but is hoped to raise at least $700 billion on net over 10 years, the report said.

    As with his plan to raise the capital gains tax, Biden will portray it as leveling the playing field between typical Americans and the small number of very high earners who minimize or avoid paying taxes, the report said.

    It will be used to help pay for his “American Families Plan,” which he will detail before addressing a joint session of Congress on Wednesday

    There are trillions of dollars in those Scrooge McDuck swimming pools, just waiting to be siphoned out by the IRS, if only we had the will and the resources.

    • Ted S.

      Even if the IRS got every penny these “mega-rich” people were “evading”, they wouldn’t get $80bn.

      • kbolino

        Yeah, “raising money” isn’t the goal. Welfare for college students and politically motivated tax scrutiny, now those sound like real goals.

      • slumbrew

        ^^^ so very much this ^^^

        No way it even breaks even.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Maybe on enforcement – but then you have to pay out your unionized clerks and tax cuntes

    • Agent Cooper

      Like Hillary Clinton?

    • Chafed

      Will Joe be delivering his address with or without a face mask? What will he be doped up on? How far into his address before he makes a series of gaffes?

      • Tonio

        I’m sure there will be teleprompters, and it will be heavily rehearsed. And he’ll have an earpiece so kayleighburrow, or whoever, can whisper in his ear to just look at the words and say his lines and he gets a nice pudding cup.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        As long as he remembers to salute the Marines.

    • Chafed

      Once was enough. He is a hell of guitar player. She is… nice?

  7. ignoreLander

    OT: I’m 100% certain that this has been a topic of discussion, probably multiple times, on this site. Apologies, because even though I come here every day, I rarely read the open posts and only get to read a limited amount of comments per day. If there’s a thread you can send me to, I’d be glad for it….

    But I trust no one’s opinion more than the Glibs.

    If you believe the US is still the best place in the world to be right now, even with its faults, you could very well be right. I can’t debate that.

    But this is for those of you who feel things have gotten really bad. If you were able, in the near future, to pack up and move somewhere else on this globe, not taking into consideration either family or possessions, where would it be? And why?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m evaluating Costa Rica, Panama, and Uruguay.

      Functionally, none of those states have the supposed rights we do in the states, but the political stakes are much, much lower than they have become in the US. We’re at the center of the Empire here, and I’m not sure that’s where I want to be when it starts coming apart at the seams.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And Ecuador came onto the list recently since their political rebellion against the socialists.

      • DEG

        It used to be easy to get permanent residency and/or citizenship in Ecuador.

        Post a bond, live in Ecuador for a number of years, boom, done.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, that’s pretty much my shortlist, too.

      • ignoreLander

        I’m evaluating Costa Rica, Panama, and Uruguay.

        For better or worse, one of the first places that came to mind was Panama. Glad to hear other freedom-loving persons (Scruffy and Dean) were thinking the same.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Panama has the advantage of the canal and massive investment in Panama City. Getting health care isn’t an issue, banking isn’t an issue.

        That said, it’s effectively a territory of the United States with its own separate legal system.

      • R C Dean

        During my visit, I really enjoyed the locals.

        And the ability to basically dial in the microclimate you want around Boquete and David.

        Real estate is pretty reasonable, too.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nice

      • ignoreLander

        That’s a little less than my house is worth right now, but with a lot more pizzazz. I like it….

      • R C Dean

        Pretty sure I remember the neighborhood that house is in. Right in Boquete, gated, lots of nice houses and condos. Mostly expats.

      • R C Dean

        We backed off a little on Uruguay. Small country, right next to Argentina, which (a) is not entirely stable and (b) has a history of military adventurism when things go sideways for the current rulers.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, you decided on the Falklands instead? 😛

      • Tulip

        No Belize?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Health care can be an issue there.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Costa Rica was a nice place to visit, but the need to live in a gated community and the likelihood of crap being stolen out of your car wherever you go would grate on me after a while.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Economic freedom.

      https://www.heritage.org/index/ranking

      I don’t know what the political and personal freedom rankings are.

      Probably Ireland or Switzerland, assuming if you can immigrate to them.

      • UnCivilServant

        Ireland has rapidly deteriorated into a fascist hellhole rivalling their limey neighbors. Especially during this manufactured crisis.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The entire English speaking world has pretty much gone to shit.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What’s happened to Ireland, particularly in the past year, is a damn shame and you’re right about the (arguable) fascism. They’ve locked down tighter than the Brits from what I understand and they’re more strict with enforcement.

        Oh, and Nagaland, the English speaking Baptist majority Indian state that largely speaks English.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m not putting much stock in a list that puts New Zealand and Australia in the top three for “free.”

        Methinks their definition of “free” is a bit narrow in scope.

    • Drake

      Perhaps Eastern Europe or the Baltics. Running out of places to run.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sochi area’s nice from what I hear.

    • Animal

      I’m already there.

    • ignoreLander

      This is why I ask Glib folk questions when I want real answers. Intelligent, reasoned responses are f*cking near impossible to get online. Thanks to all, and if the time comes where I need to act on it, I will let you know the results….

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’m not going to leave the country. That’s just the reality of it. I’ll retreat into the woods and go off-grid before leaving. Nothing muricah rah rah about it, just the reality of me and my family.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      We’re probably going to buy a place in my wife’s homeland when things open up. We can split our time between here and there and it allows us to hedge our bets. That said, they are part of the EU, so I have no illusion that they will be any better.

  8. leon

    Joe Biden cozies up with a dictator.

    Ahh yes, but he’s a peoples dictator.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Joe’s star struck by that thick patch of hair maybe. No amount of money will buy plugs that look like that.

  9. Ted S.

    To all students who felt the day was lost, felt uncomfortable, or targeted by others you have my sincere apology. That was not the intended outcome.

    Oh, they wanted to target people all right. It’s just that the wrong (in their opinion) people wound up being targeted.

  10. Scruffy Nerfherder

    We’re probably getting our troops into Guatemala because the Chinese are investing in Nicaragua. I expect there will be a full blown military base before long.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Pretty sure we still have one in Honduras.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Lots of joint bases that we sit troops at, especially radar sites for that sweet free pass we give the cartels that we back to get their drugs here.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    It will be used to help pay for his “American Families Plan,” which he will detail before addressing a joint session of Congress on Wednesday.

    That plan is expected to cost at least $1.5 trillion and include universal pre-kindergarten, a federal paid leave program, affordable child care and free community college for all, the Times said.

    “This isn’t the first time an administration has said, look, let’s spend the money to do enforcement and we’re going to get multiplier of returns,” Bloomberg News editor-at-large Marty Schenker said.

    “For every dollar you spend on IRS enforcement, you get $10 back … that’s been basically the argument over the last three or four decades,” he said, echoing White House economic adviser Brian Deese’s claim that it “only affects 0.3 percent of taxpayers.”

    Something something Law of Diminishing Returns.

    It’s garbage in garbage out all the way down.

    • R C Dean

      For every dollar you spend on IRS enforcement, you get $10 back

      Just ask the IRS!

      • leon

        I mean if this is true, couldn’t we fund all of the government by just constantly shoveling the entire budget to the IRS?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Don’t give them ideas, they don’t need our help.

  12. Rebel Scum

    Tucker on point.

    Masks on a tennis court. Future generations will mock us for this, but we allowed it. We let power-drunk politicians wreck the country in exchange for promising to protect us from a virus that 99 percent of us would have survived anyway. What were we thinking?

    Masks have always been incompatible with the free society. We used to know that. Masks strip people of their identity as individuals. Masks transform people from citizens into drones. They isolate us, they alienate us. They shut us off from one another.

    Masks prevent intimacy and human contact. If I can’t see your face, I can’t know you.

    Masks are for the guilty. They are signifiers of shame and submission.

    Until recently, many jurisdictions had laws against wearing masks in public. Only Klansmen and armed robbers wore masks. The rest of us showed our face, we were free people.

    +1 shame muzzle.

    • leon

      Until recently, many jurisdictions had laws against wearing masks in public. Only Klansmen and armed robbers wore masks. The rest of us showed our face, we were free people.

      Ok, i’m going to play pedant. A law against wearing masks also means you aren’t free.

    • Gadfly

      Future generations will mock us for this, but we allowed it.

      Every generation indulges in some stupidity. The idea that modern man is more enlightened than his ancestors is in large part a conceit. Modern man could be more enlightened, but that would require retaining the lessons learned in the past, instead of having to learn them all over again.

      I have a pet social theory, call it “conservation of foolishness”, that postulates that every generation is equally foolish, that when wisdom is gained in one area people compensate by becoming more foolish in another.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    To all students who felt the day was lost

    Nonsense.

    Lessons were learned.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So counter-cultural….

    • leon

      Whats next Drug tests to go to burningman?

      • Tonio

        You mean positive ones, right?

    • Ownbestenemy

      If it were still the Burning Man of old, I’d be shocked. It is a mainstream yuppie hangout now.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Its like Tom Morello’s twitter feed. (He doesn’t realize he is now the machine).

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What does he rage against now? Good sense?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Capital gains tax

      • Count Potato

        He gets mad at his printer.

      • pistoffnick

        “PC Load Letter WTF does THAT mean?”

      • Agent Cooper

        Rage, Said the Machine.

      • The Last American Hero

        Steven Wilson pwnd his ass back in 2002.

  14. Count Potato

    “An elite New York City school has sent out invitations to a welcome reception for ‘parents of new students of color’ as part of diversity efforts.

    The invitation from the Marymount School of New York, where tuition costs $54,000 per year, has sparked outrage in the community as more parents are speaking out about top Manhattan private schools bombarding students with an antiracism agenda.

    The flyer from the all-girls Catholic School states that the May 20 event is for adults only and shows an animated photo of three women of different shades gathered around a globe.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516741/Elite-NYC-school-holds-welcome-reception-strictly-parents-new-students-color.html

    Think of all the money MS is saving.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Mattressmount, the all-girls Catholic School.

  15. DEG

    The Indigenous rebels of the Zapatista movement said Monday that they are planning to send a delegation by canoes on a trip to “invade” Spain in May and June as Mexico marks the anniversary of the 1519-1521 Spanish Conquest.

    Delegation by canoes. Possible Darwin Award?

    Yes, I know people have canoed across the Atlantic. I doubt these folks will learn from those folks.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    At one time, I believe Estonia was considered a good alternative. New Zealand, too, that ship has sunk.

  17. Count Potato

    “How callous Colorado cops left 73-year-old dementia sufferer in a cell for six HOURS after breaking her arm and dislocating her shoulder over $13 stolen groceries – and laughed as she cried out for a doctor

    An elderly woman with dementia sat in a jail cell without medical care for six hours and cried out for help 51 times in the first hour alone while cops just 10 feet away laughed at an arrest video that showed them breaking her arm.

    In the first hour alone, Karen Garner, 73, screamed: ‘They hurt my shoulders’ 22 times, ‘They hurt my wrists’ 13 times, ‘They keep hurting’ eight times and ‘It hurts’ eight times, according to an amended lawsuit against the city of Loveland police department filed earlier this week and audio that can be heard from a security camera.

    She was arrested on a Friday at 4:36pm but it wasn’t until 10:38pm that a family member even knew about Garner’s injuries or her arrest – and they heard it from hospital staff where she eventually had been transported, the lawsuit says.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516971/Woman-dementia-73-sat-jail-cell-without-medical-care-SIX-HOURS-cops-laughed.html

    • leon

      Hang them. All. Publickly. And then feed their bodies to the dogs.

      • Tonio

        Hyenas.

      • TARDis

        Beetles.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Similar thing happened to my old boss’ son, except he died cause of the callousness of the police and not recognizing he wasn’t drunk, but in diabetic shock. Only after they beat him for ‘resisting’ and tossed him in a cell for hours did the jailhouse doc stroll in and immediately rush him off to the hospital. Fucking pigs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Christ

        If it were my kid, I’d be looking to get even.

      • Tonio

        Mistaking diabetic incident for drunkeness is incredibly common, and always covered in EMS courses. Pro-tip: if they blow clean then they aren’t drunk. This is not rocket science, people.

      • Chafed

        You would think so. In my, now dated experience, cops immediately fall back to “an intoxicant” being in the arrested person’s system.

      • Count Potato

        Also, if you dump a bag of sugar in a drunk, it won’t hurt them.

      • Agent Cooper

        You could dump a bag of sugar in a drunk’s gas tank …

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah his beating was before they had him blow. My dad has gone into a diabetic incident and its a different person that acts drunk and they are extremely unresponsive to commands. So they beat first, then had him blow, then said “sorry but not sorry”

      • Agent Cooper

        Related.

        God, the fucking stupid news people are so idiotic. Watch without sound.

      • Ownbestenemy

        LOL…his own life on the line!

    • Ted S.

      White victim; doesn’t matter.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s ok, she’s white.

      • Tonio

        “If she was black they’d have just claimed she was brandishing a weapon and shot her.”

        This story will not be allowed to gain traction because it counters the narrative that white people always get deferential treatment.

        This story, like Kelly Thomas of old, will be completely ignored by the copsucking right.

      • Gadfly

        This story will not be allowed to gain traction because it counters the narrative that white people always get deferential treatment.

        People who tout that narrative out themselves as having privilege – class privilege. Anyone who knows white people on the lower end of the economic scale will know that deference is not given just for skin color.

    • slumbrew

      Welp, that’s enraging.

    • R C Dean

      See, if that was my mother, I would seriously be thinking about not suing, maybe just file a pro forma complaint, but not make too big a deal of it.

      So when I put a bullet in the back of their heads, I wouldn’t be a suspect.

    • Sensei

      Reading the article will just raise my blood pressure.

      That said I’m sure “procedures were followed”, but there will be an investigation that will in turn rubber stamp that “procedures were followed”. However, just so that we all feel better those procedures will be “reviewed”.

    • kinnath

      If BLM started burning down police stations, I might actually cheer them on.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I said at the beginning that if they had marched to the Minneapolis district police station, ran everyone out and burned it down, I would have understood it.

      • Count Potato

        Selling auto parts is white supremacy.

  18. Rebel Scum

    Aloha.

    Please, let us stop the RACIALIZATION of everyone and everything. We are all children of God, and therefore family in the truest sense, no matter our race or ethnicity. This is aloha – love & respect for others. This is what our country & the world need.

    I will do anything you say.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m afraid that the appeal to peoples’ better natures is not going to work.

    • The Other Kevin

      100% would.

    • R C Dean

      I will do anything you say.

      Does that include turning your guns in to the government, and transferring the contents of your bank account to the IRS?

      • Rebel Scum

        Well, not those things…

      • Bobarian LMD

        You need to come up with a safe-word.

        I suggest ‘Kamala’!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She is very good on some points but if the 2A is the hill you’ll die on she’s terrible.

      • UnCivilServant

        2A is non-negotiable for me.

      • R C Dean

        She’s pretty well aligned with Bernie on economics, too. If she wasn’t a DC 5, none of you would give her the time of day.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap] for “DC 5”

      • Count Potato

        That flew over my head.

      • Animal

        Probably should Cessna and desist.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That deserves a Swiss Citation.

      • Animal

        Boeing, Boeing!

      • pistoffnick

        Why I Otter…!

      • pistoffnick

        U-2, OBE?

      • Ownbestenemy

        If it flies like a duck and looks like a duck, its probably a [spruce] goose

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Jeez, somebody should Bombardier the whole lot of you.

      • Animal

        Well, just have the Piper call the tune.

      • EvilSheldon

        Biter.

    • leon

      Tulsi Gabbards hateful comments underly the dangers of White Supremacy in the Radical Left

      – Will Imabitch


      The radical left has often been critical of the more successful and moderate politicians in the democratic party. Often calling them out for perceived “impurities” in philosophical debates, and criticizing politicians like Joe Biden for working with the Right Wing. But Maybe those on the left should seek to understand the dangers of their own ideology. Tulsi Gabbard rose to fame as a radical leftist heroine, attacking more mainstream politicians like Kamala Harris. However, as her ideology was resoundingly rejected by voters in favor of those like Kamala’s, Tulsi has started to flirt with ideas in vouge on the Alt-Right and in white supremacist circles. Espousing ideas like “we are all one race” is exactly the kind of thinking that sucks people into a pit of White Supremacist propaganda. But of course, should we be surprised that an ideology that enforces such strict purity in Ideas, wouldn’t also start to seek to enforce racial purity?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So much to dissect there, but the part about Kamala having an ideology is just delusional.

      • Tonio

        Espousing ideas like “we are all one race” is exactly the kind of thinking that sucks people into a pit of White Supremacist propaganda.

        JHTFC, we really are through the looking glass now.

        Pssst, actual white supremacists believe in a separate (undocumented) creation for non-whites, thus the term “mud people.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Everywhere I look, I see the Devil coming at me.

      • leon

        Y’all might want to check the byline.

        I sometimes scare myself though on how well my satire can mimic the standard fare at places like Solon. Maybe i should submit it.

      • Tonio

        Yeah, you got even me with that one. Well done. And while they are solons, I think you meant “Salon.”

        Please do write a longer treatment of that.

      • leon

        Maybe i’ll start my own Website called Solon, dedicated to writing stupid Salon like material.

      • Gadfly

        Which would be ironic, since Solon is famous for being a wise lawgiver.

      • Tonio

        SP has been saying we need submissions. You get to hang out in the Glibs writer’s lounge, and everything. No rail brands, either.

      • UnCivilServant

        The decor is kinda meh though.

      • Tonio

        “Decorate the writer’s lounge, Tonio. You’re gay, you people are good at that, right?”

        RONG! Well, perhaps right in general, but totes not in this instance.

      • Hank

        ‘Espousing ideas like “we are all one race” is exactly the kind of thinking that sucks people into a pit of White Supremacist propaganda.’

        Have you considered giving yourself a wedgie for being so stupid?

      • Hank

        Oops, I responded to a joke comment, never mind.

        Well, let’s see if I can follow my own advice….OWWW!

      • Bobarian LMD

        as her ideology was resoundingly rejected by voters in favor of those like Kamala’s,..

        Did this asshole watch some different primary than me, because I seem to recall Kamala being a flaming dumpster fire on the campaign trail.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      fully-vaccinated Americans can go MASKLESS outside

      Yeah, about that… go fuck yourself.

      • Tulip

        I work with an actual virologist, and she didn’t wear a mask outside.

    • Sensei

      Look, from the other article you posted, haven’t we decided it’s not right to pick on people with dementia.

    • R C Dean

      I’m starting to warm up to the theory that he wears a mask so they can dub in whatever it is he is supposed to be saying.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Or so you can’t see the facial droop from the stroke.

      • kinnath

        Or the drool

  19. Rebel Scum

    At least he has trigger discipline.

    Hey @journalsentinel, why did you crop Ashton Howard’s photo in this way in your report about his alleged violent rioting in Kenosha? #BLM

    • leon

      Anyone who has ever posed for a picture with a gun is a clearly violent.

      Are we leftists now?

      • R C Dean

        I think his point is more about the pains the DemOp Media goes to in order to, err, whitewash some criminals. I have no idea what felony he was convicted of, or why he is suspected of rioting, but they did go out of their way to crop the photo.

        I mean, when I right-winger is accused of a crime, they make damn sure to publish any photo they can get of him holding a gun.

      • EvilSheldon

        Or not holding a gun. The domestic arsenal spread is a classic media trope, right along with the giant stack of dope.

      • The Hyperbole

        This, right up there with the notion that if you ever committed a crime then you deserve anything you get no matter how far removed from the crime.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That revolver is older than me.

      • LJW

        It looks like one of those old west pictures you get when you visit Dodge City, except without the costume and filter

    • Agent Cooper

      I’ll read some Ngo or Cheong for some info but I tend to skip the overzealous back-the-blue stuff.

    • Drake

      An old school gangster.

    • slumbrew

      You think I’d be smart enough not to click something described thusly.

      At least it didn’t autoplay, so I could nope right out.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *feels sudden need to start drinking*

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I was going to skip the beer after work..but now, I feel the desire to have it.

  20. Tulip

    Thanks Tonio and Hyperbole!

  21. grrizzly

    My mom got her second shot yesterday. No side effects last night. But today she had fever 101F. Not that high, obviously, but both she and I usually have body temperature in the lower range. I personally haven’t had temperature above 100F even once in the last 20 years.

    According to the Hungarian data–they are using all the vaccines in Hungary–Sputnik has the “best safety profile.”

    • The Hyperbole

      I personally haven’t had temperature above 100F even once in the last 20 years.

      How can you possibly know that?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Because people generally know when they start getting to 99 and above? Its not rocket science Hype just pay attention to your body

      • grrizzly

        I feel like I have a “fever” before my temperature reaches 99F. The last time it happened a year ago. I even got a Covid test–negative. I can be somewhat hypochondriac but I know to ignore it–mostly.

        In Russia the fever threshold is 37C=98.6F.

      • The Hyperbole

        Huh, you people are much more in tune to your body temperature than I.

      • The Hyperbole

        Also I thought 98.6 was the average, meaning that a degree or two either way probably falls into the normal range.

      • grrizzly

        36.6 is considered the normal temperature (=97.88F). Pharmacies often use this number to brand themselves.

      • Ted S.

        Ночь, улица, фонарь, аптека.

      • pistoffnick

        “…98.6 was the average…”

        I read somewhere that we, as a species, are becoming more cold-blooded as we evolve and that 98.5 was no longer normal.

        I have a cold, black heart, so I run even cooler.

      • TARDis

        I think my standard runs about 97.8. It’s probably because of my bad circulation. And I’m half kraut. And Penn Dutch… which is worse.

      • Ted S.

        I haven’t been above 97.8 on the idiotic work thermometer since it was installed at the end of September. Usually I’m between 96.8 and 97.3.

    • Sensei

      It’s interesting that their propaganda versus the US propaganda on Moderna vs Pfizer don’t seem to line up like they should.

      But lucky me is getting J&J Friday… sigh.

  22. pistoffnick

    *Still wondering what lemur meat tastes like*

    I have eaten beef, pork, chicken, turkey, duck, donkey, venison, buffalo, elk, bear, ostrich, alligator, squirrel, snails, and all manner of fish, but never lemur.

    • Tonio

      I suspect someone here might know. My research indicates that lemurs are sometimes taken for use as bushmeat.

      Also, since I love to keep the subliminal horror at eleven – “Bushmeat provides increased opportunity for transmission of several zoonotic viruses from animal hosts to humans, such as Ebolavirus and HIV.”

      • pistoffnick

        *titters* Tonio said bushmeat!

    • Tonio

      [uncontrolled projectile vomiting]

    • TARDis

      Wow, that was more disturbing than Demi. I was going go have some leftover tacos for dinner, but I think I’ll just have another drink for now.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Tame, compared to the images that Sug has painted inside my brain.

    • EvilSheldon

      Damn, those are some hairy nipples.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Why would you do that?

      Why did I click?

      Why?

      • kbolino

        It’s pretty tame for this place, though.

  23. creech

    Just when you start hoping the 2022 elections might reverse the Dem stranglehold: I happened to see the GOP primary ballot (May 11) for my Penna. township which has been trending blue lately (always red since Civil War). Remember all the talk about fraudulent elections and shit? Well, the GOP is not even running a candidate for the Judge of Elections position and the Inspector of Elections position! I guess they think handwaving after the next fraud election is sufficient?

    • Gadfly

      I thought you were in a solid blue county? It’s not unusual for people not to run for a guaranteed L. But yeah, if it’s a true swing area than that’s foolishness on the part of the party leadership in that area – you should always put someone on the ballot if there’s a chance.

      • Gadfly

        FYI, the reason I thought you were in a blue county is because you’ve talked about Philly suburbs before, which have been blue for ages.

      • creech

        Chester County was comfortably GOP until Obama. Trump scared the crap out of the college educated suburban management class. Now have our first Dem congresscritter since 1860.

      • Ted S.

        This says as much about the management class and the GOPe as it does about Trump.

      • Gadfly

        Ah, so the GOP have been caught flat-footed there, then. I’m a bit surprised that taking an L didn’t fire them up a bit more. Not that it would be any consolation to you, since it doesn’t help your situation, but not everywhere are people so apathetic.

      • DEG

        The PA GOP is more worthless than your average GOP.

    • Animal

      He lost me right here:

      Take someone like Democratic Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. She’s obviously very bright.

      Crazy Eyes is a dumb as a bag of wet hair inside a larger bag of hammers that has been repeatedly beaten with the Stupid Stick.

    • TARDis

      He just realizes he’s going to be lined up with the rest of us.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

    • Bobarian LMD

      TL;DR…

      “Now that we’re back in power, we need those people on the left side of our party to shut the fuck up.”

    • Count Potato

      “People always say to me, “Why don’t Democrats just lie like Republicans?” Because if they did, our voters wouldn’t stand for it.”

      What?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Pro….

        Jection!

      • kbolino

        Carville is too old and too cynical to believe that bullshit.

      • Gadfly

        Are you telling me you haven’t seen roving bands of white supremacist insurrectionists in your area? Are the Dems actually making claims, as the journalists like to editorialize, “without evidence”?

  24. DEG

    State says it will ask US Supreme Court to hear case about remote access to NH House sessions

    The state has told an appeals court that it may ask the U.S. Supreme Court to hear and resolve the continuing dispute over whether New Hampshire’s Speaker of the House must provide remote access to a group of Democratic legislators who are especially susceptible to serious complications from COVID-19.

    The attorney general’s office, in a filing Monday, asks the 1st Circuit Court of Appeals to hold off on issuing a final judgment and mandate on its April 8 ruling that returned the case to the U.S. District Court for a hearing on whether Republican Speaker Sherman Packard must provide the vulnerable members with remote access to future sessions to comply with the federal Americans with Disabilities Act and Rehabilitation Act.

  25. DEG

    Customers surprised to find a church where a liquor store used to be

    The state liquor store in Whitefield was once the place where locals and North Country visitors found their wine and spirits, but now it’s home to a different kind of spirit.
    Some of the liquor store faithful were surprised when they showed up at the former New Hampshire Liquor and Wine Outlet on Route 3 to find that it’s become a church.
    “We were in the process of remodeling the inside and we had a couple of people walk in and they were like, ‘What’s going on in here? What happened to the liquor store?’ We said, ‘Well, we have church services now,’” said Justin Francis, who lives in Bethlehem and is the pastor for New Beginnings Apostolic Fellowship.
    The liquor store turned church began holding services, on Wednesdays and Sundays, in March.
    The New Hampshire Liquor Commission leased the Whitefield location for many years until closing the store about a year ago.

    • Animal

      I’ve been wanting to find an old church for sale, just so I can buy it and open a fine cigar store in the building. I’d call it Holy Smokes.

      • Rat on a train

        I could see turning a church into a winery.

      • Nephilium

        Well, I know that a brewery has been done.

      • BakedPenguin

        All you’d need is water, and someone really, really holy.

      • Not Adahn

        I took tango lessons from a woman who had bought a church. She lived in the Sunday school rooms and turned the sanctuary into a dance studio.

      • Gender Traitor

        How often did she take out the garbage?

      • Count Potato

        ????

      • Tonio

        “Alice’s Restaurant” reference, Comte d’Pomme de Terre.

  26. Tundra

    Hola, Señor!

    Chip shortages mean there will be fewer Volkswagens with random, glitchy electrical issues.

    I must be the luckiest fucker on the planet. I’ve had VWs from the last 5 decades and had great luck with each of them. Yes, I was careful to avoid certain years of certain models, but my 1998 Passat 1.8 (which saved my life when some motherfucker ran a red and totaled it) is still among the best cars I’ve ever owned.

    Anyway, this chip shortage is really interesting. NA, if you are around, what the fuck is going on?

    • Sean

      I ? my current GTI.

      My 2010 had some warranty issues. It was no where near as nice or fun as my current one.

      • Tundra

        I love those. Whenever I take my wife’s car into the dealer, my saleschick gives me one to ‘test drive’.

        Once the spawn are done with school, I may get one to drive on the non-truck days.

    • Not Adahn

      Automotive chips are a really low margin part, plus they have to be very realiable, so that means o!d tech. Noone is ever going to build a new fab for them. And because of the reliability requirement, new suppliers take a long time to qualify.

      Basically the only good thing about making automotive parts is because of all those issues, contracts tend to be long term.

      • Tundra

        Gotcha. Thanks, man.

        Now, why can’t I buy steel?!?

      • blackjack

        They’re struggling in the reliability department. Lot’s of electrical gremlins on the new stuff. That and physical damage from the weakening of everything to meet Obama’s cafe standards.

  27. Translucent Chum

    Going to watch hockey did the first time in a while tonight. Red Wings called up Joe Veleno (legal middle name is Fuckin – no shit). He was a prodigy allowed to play junior hockey early. Excited to see him skate in North America again.

    • Tundra

      In person?!?

      • Translucent Chum

        Unfortunately, no.

  28. wdalasio

    As our cities get crazier and harder to live in, so many of us have just decided to run away, avoid conflict. I can’t deal with it. Move to the suburbs. Flee to Florida.

    Get as far away as possible from the hyper-aggressive zealots changing everything for the worst overnight. You don’t want to deal with them. So, so many have decided to start over somewhere else.

    But why?

    Because, first of all, Tucker, I’ve resigned myself that I’m not going to convince the people I’d been living near. Right, wrong or indifferent, they aren’t going to listen. All I’m going to accomplish is making my own life more difficult. There’s nothing wrong with fighting the good fight. But, it’s just silly to fight a fight where you know you’re going to lose. To quote the computer in Wargames, sometimes the best strategy is not to play.

    Secondly, their shutdowns of the cities have shown me what BS all of their claims about city life are. The glamor, sophistication and worldliness of the city rarely amounts to much more than brunch, overcrowded bars and the occasional visit to a museum, concert or lecture. And I’m probably among the more heavy consumers of culture. And that’s a modest price for all that I’ve gained by being away from them. More freedom, fewer distractions, wildlife and less idiotic hectoring. I’m going to stay in the hope that, if I stand up to them and by some impossibility win, I’ll still no longer have those things, but at least I won’t have to wear a mask?

    • R C Dean

      The glamor, sophistication and worldliness of the city rarely amounts to much more than brunch, overcrowded bars and the occasional visit to a museum, concert or lecture.

      That’s my take on big cities. There just isn’t enough juice for the squeeze.

  29. wdalasio

    As our cities get crazier and harder to live in, so many of us have just decided to run away, avoid conflict. I can’t deal with it. Move to the suburbs. Flee to Florida.

    Get as far away as possible from the hyper-aggressive zealots changing everything for the worst overnight. You don’t want to deal with them. So, so many have decided to start over somewhere else.

    But why?

    Because, first of all, Tucker, I’ve resigned myself that I’m not going to convince the people I’d been living near. Right, wrong or indifferent, they aren’t going to listen. All I’m going to accomplish is making my own life more difficult. There’s nothing wrong with fighting the good fight. But, it’s just silly to fight a fight where you know you’re going to lose. To quote the computer in Wargames, sometimes the best strategy is not to play.

    Secondly, their shutdowns of the cities have shown me what BS all of their claims about city life are. The glamor, sophistication and worldliness of the city rarely amounts to much more than brunch, overcrowded bars and the occasional visit to a museum, concert or lecture. And I’m probably among the more heavy consumers of culture. And that’s a modest price for all that I’ve gained by being away from them. More freedom, fewer distractions, wildlife and less idiotic hectoring. I’m going to stay in the hope that, if I stand up to them and by some impossibility win, I’ll still no longer have those things, but at least I won’t have to wear a mask?

  30. Winston

    Long time, no post. Any glibs news I missed?

    City air sure has set me free since I am living in the most lockdowned city in North America. People are unable to go to a movie theatre, eat at a restaurant or get a hair cut for almost half a year with no sign of ending. Must be that libertarian moment I have been hearing about for the last decade. Jeez, I feel for ya Rufus, how are you holding up?

    Oh and this crap is coming from the Conservatives so this is the least worst of it.

    Why is that the “liberal world order” just up and committed suicide after the most prosperous time ever in humanity?

    • kbolino

      Welcome back.

      Why is that the “liberal world order” just up and committed suicide after the most prosperous time ever in humanity?

      1. The People Who Matter got genuinely (if irrationally) scared for the first time in a long time (AIDS only killed the homos and the drug users, you can’t get ebola in Paris or Copenhagen, etc.)
      2. Trial run for “racism”, “gun violence”, and “climate change” as public health issues

      • kbolino

        (not meant to be a definitive answer, just some ideas)

      • R C Dean

        My take:

        Affluent people are prone to not having a purpose in their life (the necessities are seen as pretty much guaranteed, no need to strive to be comfortable), and have way too much time on their hands. This leads to self-loathing and a desire to find purpose. The self-loathing is directed outward at society in general, and their purpose become transforming that society into some kind of utopia. There’s a reason why our revolutionaries almost all come from comfortable, and even wealthy, backgrounds.

        It remains to be seen if any society can survive reaching a certain level of affluence.

      • Winston

        I find this notion fascinating and disturbing. Liberalism greatest weakness isn’t its failures but its successes.

      • juris imprudent

        Schumpeter kinda nailed it with creative destruction being the engine of capitalism; we’ve allowed/enabled that to go well beyond the pure economy.

      • blackjack

        That’s a wordy way of saying they get dumb as rocks and buy the first strong sounding bullshit they hear. Mostly they hear it at upper echelon universities that they get into despite being dumb as rocks because they are rich. They literally make Rico Suave seem self sufficient.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Hi Winston!

      You’ve been missing (or maybe not) the slow motion suicide of big L party and orgs and they toss liberty even further away that Sarwak could have hoed.

      • Winston

        Can you give me specifics? Is it all pro-lockdown, pro-mask, pro-vaccine passport and “antiracism”?

        Can’t say I am surprised. Libertarianism and classical liberalism always had a weakness for snobbery and TOP MEN not to mention all those who support Weed, Mexicans and Ass-Sex and nothing else.

      • Winston

        Of course the pot shops are all still open where I am so maybe this is the libertarian moment after all…

  31. KromulentKristen

    Seems that I’m in the 21% of Pfizerites that has moderate joint pain after microchip implantation #2. My left elbow & shoulder are ouchy. And it’s too hot for a heating pad. So, Advil.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sorry about that

    • Count Potato

      Ice?

    • R C Dean

      So, Advil.

      Your dealer is out of Fentanyl?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      With any luck he’ll get a terminal disease from a New Orleans hooker while he’s there.

      • kbolino

        More likely that the hooker would catch something from him than the other way around.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        True

    • rhywun

      Because of course this happens.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I wonder what Tulane is getting in return.

      • TARDis

        Smell that? mmmGrift. So sweet.

      • Ownbestenemy

        No one looking through their books?

    • EvilSheldon

      Ahh, what the hell. *heads for bunk*

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah…why not…or is the bunk too crowded now?

    • TARDis

      You could wait until closer to bedtime, ya know.

      My wife would dump me for this guy. Dude can bake.

      • KromulentKristen

        Far, far, far, far, far too pretty. He looks like he smells like cologne. Probably Polo.

      • TARDis

        I’m thinking he’s smells like bread… delicious bread. Yummy.

        Shut up! I’m not gay. You’re gay! Do you have bread? I like bread. Sorry, ketos.

      • Tulip

        I like his looks, but he seems to be a jerk. Also cheated on his wife and that’s a deal breaker.

      • TARDis

        HA! Thanks for the tip! Hey honey, guess what!

      • KromulentKristen

        Yep. He was fucking his co-host on the American version of the bake off

      • Ownbestenemy

        That is too bad. I enjoyed him on the Brits version, but now I don’t like him.

      • KromulentKristen

        I am always extremely wary of charmers. I’m honestly kind of turned off by it. I’ll take gruff any day. Much more genuine & therefore attractive.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        So less Cary Grant and more Clint Eastwood?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Less Hugh Grant and more Sam Elliot?

    • The Hyperbole

      I had no idea they were rebooting “Have Gun Will Travel”. I always thought Richard Boone was a goofy looking mother fucker but apparently chicks dig wrinkles and large schnozzes.

    • straffinrun

      What are you guys doing in these bunks of yours?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Go way, ‘batin

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Mike Rowe probably make the ‘if I were gonna go gay’ cut for me.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yeah, he looks great, but for me, it’s…The Voice ::heart flutters::

      • KromulentKristen

        Oh hell yes

      • rhywun

        I was thinking the same thing.

        I don’t usually go for the “rugged” type but he’s smart and talks purty – that goes a LONG way.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Smart” is a non-negotiable requirement, along with a sense of humor.

        Looks are way down the priority list. Voices are nice, but not a deal-breaker.

      • rhywun

        “Smart” is a non-negotiable requirement

        Yeah, I learned that the hard way. Several times. And then a few times more.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah…that’s just the quality I find most attractive. Always been a sucker for the smart boyz.

      • BakedPenguin

        Kristen, GT, rhywun: Rowe on Crowder.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Tell me how the universe works, Mike…”

      • Ted S.

        It doesn’t.

  32. Winston

    So how many people are shocked that Joe Biden is implementing the terrible stuff he campaigned on doing? I thought he was a secret libertarian because Bill Clinton triangulated due to Newt Gringrich?

    • Ted S.

      One would have to be stupid, or have a tedious monomania, to think Biden was a secret libertarian.

      • straffinrun

        *Sigh* Long time no see, Winston.

      • westernsloper

        *snort

    • rhywun

      Even worse, he’s implementing stuff he specifically campaigned against.

      • Plinker762

        It’s an easy formula, if Trump would be against it, Uncle Joe is for it.

    • The Last American Hero

      I don’t think anyone thought secret libertarian. I and some others thought the establishment had one and they would kick the crazies back into the corner until 2914, and govern like a 2016 Clinton would. I didn’t think we’d get new states and sc justices.

      • Winston

        That’s kind of the thing I’ve been going on about. Bill Clinton behaved one way in 1995 so Joe Biden will behave in a similar way in 2021. What evidence was there?

      • blackjack

        Joe Biden is lucky to spit out the lines they make him say. He ain’t behaving any certain way. He’s doing what he’s told. Even ten years ago, we might have had something we could expect for him. Certainly not now.

      • Winston

        I don’t disagree but then why did people expect those telling Biden what to do would think like Bill Clinton circa 1995?

      • blackjack

        I don’t know who expected what, but I’ll tell you this. They stole the election and they are now going nuts because the opposition didn’t lift a finger to stop them, even helped them. That’s how pussy the red team is. Now, they’re looking for common ground, knowing they won’t get it and planning to present this as evidence to the American people that the blue team is intransigent. That’s the position the red team desperately desires and they got it. AHH! Warm loserdom, finally again! We missed you!

  33. KromulentKristen

    Tonio & Hyperbole – great satire earlier! Y’alls talented.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well hard to claim that certain people can’t get a paid for by the State ID to vote and then turn around and demand a Real ID that requires the blood samples they took from when you were born.

    • Gender Traitor

      They can drag their feet on that PITA as long as they want. I still don’t feel like pulling together all the paperwork to account for two name changes. (Yeah, I set a bad precedent the first time, but I was never fond of my maiden name, and the first married name was so nice and alliterative.)

  34. Ownbestenemy

    Damn my teen is obtuse. So while we wait for an appointment at the SSA office to get a replacement for him, his prospective employer gave him an I-9 requirements. I told him, cool; you have your ID (his learners permit) and I can give you your birth certificate, that satisfies eligibility to work. He, being 16 knows ALL and tells me “No, Subway is requiring the physical SSN Card”

    I give up. You know the whole world..never mind I have hired people into the FedGov on just the two pieces I told him to take in there.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      A teen that is convinced of their own omniscience?! Who ever heard of such a thing? 😉

      • Ownbestenemy

        Even worse “Give them a call and tell them you are coming with your ID and BC to satisfy column B and C.”

        His response “No he told me!”

        They are getting bigger but I can still whoop their asses.

    • rhywun

      I had to show my drivers license, birth certificate, AND SS card. I wasn’t going to argue – I needed a job.

      • R C Dean

        You don’t want to know what I showed to get my job.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Your bushmeat?

  35. OBJ FRANKELSON

    So you missed out on the sounds of silence

    (I can’t believe I am the first one to make this reference, yall need to go back to remedial commenting, beginners snark and shitposting 101)

    • Ownbestenemy

      That got a chuckle out of me.

  36. Cy Esquire

    HOLA, You beautiful people!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Sup Cy

      • Cy Esquire

        Goooood evening! I’ve got the shirmp butter fried, the rice is done, the sprouts are propery oiled and garliced and the mac and cheese is cheesey. Now it’s time for some plum saki and a few dead ones and zeroes….

        WHOS WITH ME!!?!?!?!?

      • Gender Traitor

        You had me at mac and cheese.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dead ones and zeros should be a New Wave band

      • rhywun

        Would you settle for zeroes and ones?

      • Ownbestenemy

        LOL. I haven’t heard Jesus Jones in ages.

    • Gender Traitor

      Hey there, Captain! 😉

      • Cy Esquire

        Speaking of which, we now have a full crew and it’s looking to be a good summer of 2021. We’ve got a full boat load going north with 2 very nice Bristol bay boats on the deck, multiple skiffs, a seining net, truck and a bunch of misc. Hopefully that’ll cover some bills for a couple of months!

      • Gender Traitor

        Wait! You have an actual boat??

        I thought you were a superhero. 🙁

      • Gender Traitor

        Holy crap! That’s a freakin’ fleet! Or at least a flotilla!

      • Cy Esquire

        It’s the big blue one.

        That’s what she said?

    • Winston

      That was supposed to be a quote. Been gone so long I forgot how to italicize, LOL.

      • Gender Traitor

        Winston! Long time no see! Welcome back! 🙂

        Do you agree with that quote? Without reading that entire article, I tend to disagree that we need it to be top-down. I’ve not been following Elon Musk’s space adventures nearly as closely as others here, but my impression is that he’s “catalyzing innovation” on his ownsome. Of course, if I understand correctly, his business ventures are also being heavily subsidized, so it would be better if he could do all that cool space stuff without that crutch.

      • Winston

        No I don’t agree since it is a call for central planning.

      • Yusef wears a Red Polo

        Just wait, he’s gonna do a whole lot more before the story ends….

    • Ownbestenemy

      Top Men are scared of what would happen if they said “For 10-years, we are removing all regulations on [insert industry here] and strengthening tort as a means of keeping you on the level.”

      I wonder what would be born from such a policy

      • TARDis

        Competition? Value? Capital…*bang*

        I seem to be bleeding.

    • juris imprudent

      JFC, the lies we tell ourselves about WHY we went to the moon. Oh, noble St. Jack and his glorious crusade. Give that dumb SOB two full terms and we aren’t even in orbit by the ’68 election.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It was for the Amazon women.

      • blackjack

        It was merely to spite the future Andy Kaufman. Think long game.

  37. Winston

    Speaking of New Zealand was there ever any real evidence of its supposed libertopia besides Roger Douglas?

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Speaking of New Zealand was there ever any real evidence of its supposed libertopia besides Roger Douglas?

      Nope.

      I’ve followed the NZ economics blog Offsetting Behaviour for a while now (since before the earthquake there), and reading through the stuff Eric posts is just disheartening. A nice little place, ruined by successive fuckwit governments.

  38. westernsloper

    500 years ago a group of Mexican Indians were conquered by Spain. On its 500th anniversary they plan to invade and conquer Spain in retaliation.

    Huh, I wonder if they are taking some dogs.

  39. Winston

    Sorry what really bothers me about our current Totalitarian Moment was how obvious that it was going to happen at some point it was to me and I didn’t need to study poli sci or be a pollster or join a think tank to see it.

    The authoritarian nature of public health, environmentalist and race theory was very blatant and they have percolating in the universities for decades and now they have power and are implementing them.

    The last five years much of the attacks on nationalism, populism and Trump was technocratic and elitist so now the elite technocrats we hoped would give us free trade and open borders are building up internal borders as well as external ones and shutting down trade. Because elite technocrats would never embrace terrible policies, right?

    And the cases for optimism were shallow. Bill Clinton and Tony Blair did some things due to political expediency so their successors would never do the opposite due to political expediency, right?

    Oh and China would be free because the end of History. Once the peasants move into the city, learn how to read and go to stores they would hate the Party. The world’s largest economy being a Totalitarian state wouldn’t have serious negative effects on freedom, right?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I didn’t need to study poli sci or be a pollster or join a think tank to see it.

      Frankly, the toe I dipped into the poli sci/polling world explains why those are the exact wrong people to discover such things.

      Gather data, let magical program crunch numbers, p-hack to preferred conclusion. Thinking on a generational level is incredibly foreign to people who think poll to poll.

      IMO, the only surprising thing about the current turn of events is the speed and simultaneity of it all. They have accomplished in 5 years what I would’ve otherwise thought would take 20 years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So I need to see about Mark Levin’s new book cause he is touting that he covers the speed and simultaneity of the take over of the culture. Though, he could just be screaming to the clouds, I don’t know.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *adds to wishlist*

        I like levin’s books more than his radio show

      • Ownbestenemy

        Like everything, he has his points and knowledgeable and other points that are undesirable; but what would this world be if we all thought the same (*hint coming soon to an America near you*). I wouldn’t go against him in a debate on the Constitution but I think he is still fine with sending young blood to far away coasts.

      • blackjack

        I can’t believe he doesn’t have a heart attack during every show. There! That’s right! I said it!

      • Ownbestenemy

        LOL! Indeed. Seems all the crazy Righties on talk radio have their passionate outbursts though. Except the Armstrong and Getty show…they claim to be libertarian and not like Glenn Beck libertarian.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which I just heard today, after it was discussed in the AM thread or the mid-morning thread, can’t remember. Anyway, the universe speaks.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You underestimate the cynical nature of those in charge. The Pelosis and the McConnells of the world are not true believers. They’re grifters.

      And most of the Woke elites are just spineless, afraid that their world will come crashing down on them if they buck the system.

      • Winston

        What are you suggesting? The elite will at some turn back since the crazies might actually implement their craziest ideas? Or they fear they will totally discredit themselves and cause an authoritarian right-wing regime to take over?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m pointing out that it’s very likely that the grifters and the true woke are going to duke it out for power in the near future. The virtue signaling elites will have to pick sides in that battle in order to survive or they’ll get eaten.

        At least it will somewhat fun to watch.

  40. Winston

    We are also seriously overestimated the liberality of the media and the rich urbanites. The media would never support totalitarianism since they would fear being censorsed. The rich urbanites would never support totalitarianism since such a regime could exappriate their property or impose tariffs.

    Hower it appears thesee two groups are fine with totalitarianism since they think they can trust its leaders and they will be able to make it work and they will ensure the Bad People will never take power.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      It’s hard to tell who are true believers in the One Woke Way and who are just scared of the brownshirts.

    • Gustave Lytton

      You’re going to have to pace yourself. You’ll blow a gasket at this rate.

      • Ted S.

        Winston’s Mom would blow a lot more.

    • Cy Esquire

      guess its going to be one of those nights on here.

      • Yusef wears a Red Polo

        SP ain’t here,

    • Count Potato

      “The media would never support totalitarianism since they would fear being censorsed.”

      Yes, they will. They are doing it now.

  41. Yusef wears a Red Polo

    Where’s the Night Post?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Hiding from Winston’s mom?

    • Sensei

      Let me see if I can work some odd back channel magic. Long shot…

      • blackjack

        Topical and not Stargazer!

      • blackjack

        That’s great! They’re giggling like girls!

      • Sensei

        Yes they are.

        Looks like we also managed to get yusef’s post published.

      • BakedPenguin

        Most disturbing Ronnie James Dio video you’ll ever see/hear.

      • BakedPenguin

        Nice find, Mojeaux.

      • Yusef wears a Red Polo

        It’s on the schedule, Go figure..

      • Ownbestenemy

        Technology…whatchagonnado

  42. juris imprudent

    …since Mexico City was captured from the Aztecs by the Spaniards and their Indigenous allies.

    Same as it ever was.

    And Zapatistas are from Chiapas, which would be much more Mayan than Aztec, no?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What do tiny shoes have to do with Chiapas?

  43. Ownbestenemy

    Pork chops, collard greens with homemade bacon and leftover smoked pulled pork and then…to try something new, some ginger turmeric mashed potatoes.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Looks good! Spare ribs?

      • juris imprudent

        Yep. Dry rub and on the Traeger at 275 for 2.5 hours. Went out for a horse ride while they were cooking.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only 2.5 hours….hmmm….ribs should take 5-6 in my opinion, but that is my liking.

      • juris imprudent

        I usually go 250 for 3+ hours, but bumped the heat up ’cause I got a late start. Still had the right texture, a little tug off the bone. I don’t care for falling off the bone.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks rhy…I will watch that several times tonight now.

  44. KromulentKristen

    Federal has 9mm available, but every time I get to the order confirmation, it tells me there was a connection problem. Gah.

    • Ownbestenemy

      How much? I can only find 0.50/round

      • Ownbestenemy

        My kids can eat beans and rice…cause that is what we will have to barter with and I need the ammo to protect.

      • LJW

        .76 a round after shipping and taxes.

    • Tonio

      Not surprising. VCU has long been a haven for commie punks. It’s a shame because they have some decent STEM programs. Time to split that up again. The med school becomes its own, independent institution once again. The e-school also becomes an independent institution. The arts, liberal arts, and general wanker programs become an independent instituition. Let’s see which of those three is still around after ten years of self-funding.

  45. Yusef wears a Red Polo

    what happened to my replies?

    • Ownbestenemy

      I see them up there Yusef but Winston is around and we know how this place goes when he is here.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The site is hungry. Feed it more.

    • blackjack

      Usually, the only one that gets through is the one where you ask, ” Where’s my replies?”

  46. prolefeed

    Re: the earlier discussion of freedom in the world:

    Given the massive lurch into authoritarianism in the last year plus, I’d say these are the only relevant indicators for a given location:

    1) Can you travel freely anywhere you want?

    2) Can you wear or not wear whatever you want, anywhere you want, in particular being able to not wear a FN mask?

    3) Can you, and the populace in general, be locked in your homes without due process or evidence of a crime?

    4) Can you operate any business you want, however you want, and in particular can that business be arbitrarily shut down?

    4) Can you own whatever weaponry you want without any infringement whatsoever, to combat the violations above?

    Based on this, there’s no place left that’s completely free, and damn few that are mostly free. Australia is almost in the completely unfree category, and certainly not in the #3 spot.

    • blackjack

      4.3: Can you ride your machines without getting hassled by the man? Can you get high? While riding your machines?

  47. Mojeaux

    Kristen, I thought about your plans a lot on our trek eastward and home again. I have never in my life seen as many RVs of one sort or another on the road and it’s only April!

    There were a couple of long fifth wheels being pulled by underpowered trucks (i.e., not duallies), so I suggest you make sure your truck can pull your RV up a mountain pass faster than a semi.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Three B’s below middle C. Not bad.

      I can do the A below that.