Monday Afternoon, Huh, Wha…? Links

by | Apr 26, 2021 | Daily Links | 258 comments

Might be frequent, here at Glibs

I worked a bit too much this past weekend – and now my manager is off today, laid out by Shot #2. I think this has been one of the lesser days, in terms of productivity, in a while. But I have managed to slap together…er, lovingly handcraft some links for you lot.

 

  • E-papers, please. (TW: Reuters “analysis”) Poor Europe, if she only had some experience in requiring some sort of identification documentation…
  • Anyone with a basic understanding of biology prepare for a mighty eyeroll (“It is intelligent even though it has no nervous system,” she added. “It is capable of learning, memorising but also of transmitting information to its fellow creatures.”) [Oh, and no, she is not describing Congress]
  • In 1986….”Hey, Yuri, you hear alarm?”
  • The headline should be taken literally, not in the more exciting way.

So go do that commenting voodoo, that you do…

That is my line!

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

258 Comments

  1. db

    So Well!

    • UnCivilServant

      He left it off because he keeps squinting at the quality of our commentary.

  2. Translucent Chum

    Get a shitload of dimes!

  3. Count Potato

    “It is intelligent even though it has no nervous system,” she added. “It is capable of learning, memorising but also of transmitting information to its fellow creatures.” For example, it can find its way through a maze.”

    Plenty of living things without a nervous system can communicate. No idea about the maze thing.

    • Swiss Servator

      I don’t really think she is using “intelligent” and “learning” properly.

    • Tonio

      But they are fascinating, if they do indeed have more than one nucleus per cell.

      • Count Potato

        Don’t slime molds do that too?

      • UnCivilServant

        Slime molds fill the maze to find the nutrients, then retract from any areas not necessary to connect to the food sources, leaving a thin line along the most efficient route.

  4. Agent Cooper

    True story: I couldn’t get into the HBO production of Chernobyl due to the Brit accents. Really just took me out of the story.

    I know, I am weak.

    • Ted S.

      I assume you hated The Death of Stalin, too?

      • Agent Cooper

        Oddly no. It was a comedy so I guess that helped.

    • Rat on a train

      I couldn’t get into it due to not having access to HBO.

    • Shpip

      Everyone knows that no true Russian would speak in anything but a Scottish accent.

      • Rat on a train

        He was a Lithuanian speaking Russian, so a Scottish accent is appropriate.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I was in boot camp when Chernobyl happened. Which means we are somewhere near the anniversary of Reagan bombing Libya.

      • Rat on a train

        Line of Death

      • Swiss Servator

        Our dorm had a party…”Line of Dance”

    • I. B. McGinty

      I watched it with my dad who worked on nuclear power plants in the 70s. He had a lot of insight about the shitty design.

      • Drake

        I read a detailed report on it once. The crazy Ivans decided to run half-baked experiments on reactor with no containment dome. The live reactor core ended up in the parking lot.

  5. Count Potato

    “The headline should be taken literally, not in the more exciting way.”

    I’m not saying it was aliens.

    • rhywun

      I couldn’t roll my eyes any farther back in my head when I saw that.

    • Pope Jimbo

      That “It was Aliens” guy with the crazy hair had an amusing cameo in Resident Alien. I think he is in on the joke.

      • UnCivilServant

        He’s made a living as “Cazy hair alien guy” on the covention circuit. He’s in on the joke.

      • Agent Cooper

        I potentially have an entertainment project that he will be a part of (behind-the-scenes consultancy)

      • UnCivilServant

        If you meet him, let us know what he’s like in real life.

      • Count Potato

        If I recall one of the glibs does know him, or is it that their wives are friends?

      • zwak

        If I had hair like that, I would not have a wife.

        I would have a lady…

    • Bobarian LMD

      Not for nothing, but I took some math and engineering courses with the Mission Commander for Dragon Endeavor. We were in the same class at trade school.

      • Pope Jimbo

        A “rough” school was it?

      • Tonio

        You are wise in the ways of my people, for a pope and all.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I stay hip by picking things up from the Altar Boys.

        My rube ass from NW Minnesoda had never heard of such things when I was young.

    • pistoffnick

      You kids and your 5 axes. Luxury! Back in my day we were lucky to have 2.

    • rhywun

      She’ll be jailed indefinitely as a political prisoner anyway; might as well have a little fun with it.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        She should have worn a mask Jan 6th. At least the headline caller her a rioter and not an insurrectionist.

  6. kinnath

    Census releases House apportionment for next decade

    Texas will gain two congressional seats, while a number of Northeast and Midwest states will see their delegations shrink slightly, according to the new apportionment figures released Monday by the Census Bureau.

    Texas, which had 36 congressional seats for the past decade, will elect two additional members of the House in next year’s midterm elections. Other states that will add a single House seat: Colorado, Florida, Montana, North Carolina and Oregon.

    Meanwhile, seven states each lost a seat. Other than California, they were all east of the Mississippi River: Illinois, Michigan, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia.

    • PBRstreetgang

      Clearly we now have to expand the House of Representatives.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        To about 11,000 representatives. Have 435 do the actual work and have the rest simply vote up or down on the legislation.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I have toyed with the idea of selecting members of the House selected in the same way jury duty is doled out. Perhaps you are only selected for one vote or a whole term, I dunno … just an idle thought.

    • TARDis

      I wonder what the apportionment would look like if they redid the census right now.

      That being said we need an amendment to require a census every five years. People are much more mobile these days.

      • Gustave Lytton

        California gains seats instead of losing one?

      • TARDis

        Do mean from illegal immigration? Because I read people bailed out of NY and CA in droves. I’m surprised GA didn’t pick up a seat too.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes, because under the Biden control, illegal aliens would be counted as part of the population, rather than citizens and lawful permanent residents excluding illegal aliens and other temporary non-residents.

    • Rat on a train

      Don’t worry. The Douglass Commonwealth will pick up a seat in the House and 2 in the Senate to help offset any losses.

    • zwak

      If Cali is going to loose one, we all know who it should be. And who it will be.

      • TARDis

        Quick, Edit Fairy, before The Ted sees!

    • R C Dean

      Well, are they?

      • Count Potato

        “Activists who are acting to promote activism

        August 20, 2014

        Darius Mirshahi, 29, moved to Ottawa from Toronto for the forum

        Full-time organizer of Peoples Social Forum, “problem solver,” married to Sakura Saunders

        “There’s so much excitement around this because people know that they need the support of other movements. There are so many connections and if we stay in our silos, we’ll never get anywhere … Occupy, Idle No More, Quebec student strikes: These are mass movements popping up every year. I think we’re at a low point, but we’re headed into the next big wave and this forum will really kick things off.”

        Sakura Saunders, 35, moved to Ottawa from Toronto for the forum

        Full-time organizer of Peoples Social Forum, mining justice activist, married to Darius Mirshahi”

        https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/activists-who-are-acting-to-promote-activism

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        What about the Social People’s Forum?

      • Count Potato

        Also activists who are acting to promote activism?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Splitter!

      • db

        Or the Forum of Social People?

  7. Count Potato

    I’m seeing more and of this out there.

    “The marketplace of ideas is not a battleground leftists are going to win without help. We’re too afraid to play dirty/go for the amygdala in the way the right always is. So, without censorship of some sort, they win we lose.”

    https://twitter.com/donovulse/status/1386424488523223043

    • R C Dean

      Academic turned public servant. Also, I write stuff.

    • Tonio

      We’re too afraid to play dirty/go for the amygdala in the way the right always is.”

      Bullshit.

      “So, without censorship of some sort, they win we lose.”

      Welp, there it is.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Both sides to this. The GOP and the Dems are always moaning about how the other side has an edge in public debate because they have no morals and are willing to lie and say anything. They on the other hand are shackled by their high minded civic principles.

    • Shpip

      One of the replies:

      “You won’t win without help because your ideas are stupid and evil.

      No need to embrace even more evil to push it.”

    • rhywun

      lolwut

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      From the crowd that thinks fascists are everywhere and global warming is going to kill us all.

    • zwak

      In other words, they know they are full of stupid, half-baked ideas.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    I can hear Daddy Warbucks snickering in the other room

    But corporate America’s newfound support for more public investment is not a temporary phenomenon. We are witnessing the most profound realignment in American political economy in nearly forty years. President Ronald Reagan summed up the conventional wisdom that reigned from the mid-1970s onward in the United States: “Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.” Economists, policymakers, and everyday Americans alike generally accepted that markets, unfettered and free, are the best way to create economic growth.

    That ideology began to crack after the Great Recession, and in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic, it has collapsed. The rise of ethno-nationalism on the right and democratic socialism on the left testify to the growing disillusionment with the conventional wisdom of how government and economics are supposed to work.

    It’s not just the fringes questioning free market orthodoxy in a time of disease. Cross-partisan supermajorities of Americans want some of the biggest companies of America to be broken up, significantly higher minimum wages, a wealth tax on billionaires, and believe significantly more public investment is required to create economic growth.

    ——-

    The new managed market paradigm is bigger than Bidenomics or any particular economic agenda—it is a story about how the economy works.

    We went from living in a country where markets couldn’t be touched to one where Americans believe the state has an important role in managing them to create prosperity. What killed off free market mythology, and what will come next?

    Industrial Policy is not only possible, it is necessary. All those other guys just weren’t doing it right.

    Hi-ho Silver! Awaaaaaay!!!!

    • Gustave Lytton

      The new managed market paradigm

      Needs a snazzy logo… maybe a bundle of sticks to show how united business people are, centered around some representation of the beneficial government…

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        And a catchy tagline, like “Stronger together”.

      • Agent Cooper

        “I’m with it.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Work will set us free!”

    • Pope Jimbo

      What killed it off was that Big Corp was about to go under and in return for a bailout they became Big Gov’s bitches.

      • kbolino

        True for banks and automakers. Not so much for other corporations, though.

      • kbolino

        Oh, and whatever industry Boeing is in. I’m not sure word to use for “making planes that intentionally fall out of the sky”.

      • kbolino

        Well, I suppose. The passenger seats seem unnecessary, though.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If you look at the revolving door of CEO’s, you can see how controlling banks and automobiles definitely gets your nose under the tent. Sure you may not be CEO of a bank or a car company today, but that doesn’t mean you won’t be 5 years down the road. And I’m pretty sure Big Gov is keeping tabs on who is towing the lion.

      • kbolino

        True. They’ve already got these companies quasi-nationalized; taking it further to either other industries, more power, or both, seems like the logical next step. And of course, there are lots of sinecures to reward your friends with along the way.

        A little bit of Venezuelan Bolivarianism right here at home.

    • kbolino

      We went from living in a country where markets couldn’t be touched

      What country was that?

      • kbolino

        Wickard ended the individual’s right to participate in markets without state permission, but I’d say West Cost Hotel is where the state’s supremacy over markets was really established.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Justice Robert’s vote was the one that that overturned the previous precedent.

        The more things change, the more they remain the same.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    If you can make it all the way through that Time blather, you’re tougher than I am.

  10. Count Potato

    “Multiple members of a white supremacist group in rural Georgia have been charged with killing a ram and posing with its head following a ‘ritual sacrifice’ that involved them drinking the animal’s blood while they were training for a race war.

    Five members of The Base were charged earlier this month with killing the ram during what authorities have said was a ‘ritual sacrifice’ at the group’s training camp in the small Georgia town of Rome back in 2019.

    Patrik Mathews, William Garfield Bilbrough IV, Brian Mark Lemley Jr., Brandon Gregory Ashley and Duncan Christopher Trimmell have been charged with aggravated animal cruelty by a Floyd County grand jury, according to an indictment obtained by the Rome News-Tribune.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9513119/Members-White-Supremacist-group-Base-charged-killing-ram.html

    Actual white supremacists?

    • Agent Cooper

      I see 8 LARPers.

      • UnCivilServant

        So three actual supremacists in the group photo?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Could be. The recruiters for white supremacist groups are going to use the “might as well be hanged for a goat as a lamb” argument. We may see in actuality an increase in white supremacist members/groups.

    • Tonio

      Doesn’t “al queda” translate into English as “the base?” This has to be something the FBI ginned up.

    • Pope Jimbo

      1) As a non-religious person, it seems to me that nailing these guys for animal cruelty is going to be a slippery slope for other religions. The Bible seems chock full of examples of people killing goats and sheep to placate doG. I’m sure that the 1A implications will be overlooked because these are icky white supremacists.

      2) St. Paul better do an extra good job vetting the people who adopt this “white furred” goat that was found wandering the streets. The poor thing could find itself supper for a bunch of Minnesoda Nazis.

      • Count Potato

        Goat on the lam?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Better than Goat on the Spam.

    • EvilSheldon

      “Court documents related to the investigations include details of how some of the men built an assault rifle using parts, purchased thousands of rounds of ammunition and traded vests that could carry body armor.”

      Add a couple beers, a couple cigars, a campfire, and a cornhole set, and you pretty much have my ideal weekend.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was with you right up to cornhole set.

        That is a deal breaker for any planned excursion with other dudes out into the woods.

    • rhywun

      This thing that exists is a public health crisis!

    • zwak

      Free speech enthusiasts.

    • R C Dean

      William Garfield Bilbrough IV

      There have seriously been 3 other people named “William Garfield Bilbrough”?

  11. grrizzly

    Swiss, I thought you–not your manager–were supposed to get shot #2 around now.

    • UnCivilServant

      Surprise! He’s self-employed and is his manager.

      /lies

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s the mirror universe, Switzy double tapped his boss to get promoted.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “So, without censorship of some sort, they win we lose.”

    Where have you gone, Diana Moon Glampers?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I wouldn’t care if a 50lb kettle bell happened to land, at speed, on that officer’s scrotum.

    • Ted S.

      Doesn’t matter; white victim.

  13. DEG

    The wrangling over vaccine passports resembles last year’s debates over contact-tracing apps, which some experts thought could help stem the pandemic but mostly foundered in the face of technical bickering, lack of uptake, and huge waves of infection that rendered them mostly moot.

    This wrangling is why I think vaccine passports as described in the article will fail.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      That’s not even 1 out every 33 people in America.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Question:

    Has the massive shift to producing plague vaccines affected the cost/availability of other medications?

  15. Tonio

    Apparently today is Lesbian Visibility Day.

    • R C Dean

      Definitely not.

      I’m not completely opposed to ink on women, but damn, those are some ugly tatts the blonde one has.

      • R C Dean

        Sorry, misfiled from the lesbian visibility comment.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Famous hourglass figure and toned midriff.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Apparently today is Lesbian Visibility Day.

    Too easily mistaken for trans bears?

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Where would we ne without experts?

    As companies scramble to cut hours and change operations, some experts also recommend raising wages, saying it could provide a more permanent solution to the worker shortage.

    ——-

    Experts say that a number of factors are making it difficult for companies to hire, despite an unemployment rate of 6%.

    Enhanced unemployment benefits, workers’ concerns about catching COVID-19, and the rapid reopening of businesses are all cutting into the number of potential candidates. Even before the pandemic, many lower-paying jobs were struggling to hire.

    “We’re going to go back to that really competitive marketplace for labor,” said Marc Wulfraat, the president of logistics consulting firm MWPVL.

    “It’s going to be a shock to companies that are paying low wages,” Wulfraat added. “They’re going to be the ones that are hit the worst, because all that low-wage labor is going to find a home elsewhere — where there’s more money to be made.”

    Well, duh.

    Everybody knows those fast food places make like 10.000% profit on their menu items. It’s just greedy CEOs and shareholders stealing from their employees.

    • R C Dean

      Enhanced unemployment benefits, workers’ concerns about catching COVID-19, and the rapid reopening of businesses are all cutting into the number of potential candidates.

      Well, let’s see. If the pool of workers is unchanged, then rapid reopening shouldn’t be causing more than very transitory blips in the employment market.

      And worker’s concerns about catching the ‘Vid would probably not keep most of them out of the market if the alternative was losing their house, car, and eating privileges.

      So that pretty much leaves enhanced unemployment benefits. Which, oddly, will fund workers who are “too afraid of the ‘Vid to get a job” and also shrink the pool of people willing to work.

    • Ted S.

      Good question. Where would we ne?

    • The Other Kevin

      Why didn’t anyone think to fortify the census?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Whooo. If you had found those extra 90 people, Minnesoda would have lost a seat.

      What is the conversion anyhow? NYC residents are counted as 3/5 of a human?

    • Ted S.

      I find it hard to believe New York actually has 4% more people than in 2010, what with everybody fleeing.

      • Ted S.

        Or that Minnesota should have lost a seat when it gained population slightly faster than the country as a whole if the Census is to be believed.

      • rhywun

        I’m wondering if this count is before or after they make “adjustments” for illegal humans.

      • Tonio

        “No human is illegal.”

      • UnCivilServant

        Clearly they thought that would be enough to fortify the census and miscalculated.

      • R C Dean

        Big metro centers are immigrant magnets. The loss of residents to other states is backfilled with immigration.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^this. IIRC, the US would be shrinking in population but for a roughly 1M annual immigrant uptake.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        After checking out the stats, it looks like ~1M annual immigrants and ~1M natural growth in population.

    • rhywun

      New York has consistently lost congressional seats each U.S. Census since 1910. In 1910, New York had 43 congressional seats. In 1930, it struck its height of 45 congressional seats […]

      *brain melts*

    • leon

      It took them long enough, you think they could have massaged 89 extra people.

      • UnCivilServant

        Or if they’d just mailed forms with Self-addressed stamped envelopes.

        I didn’t answer the census because they wanted me to go to a government website. Those can’t be trusted.

    • R C Dean

      I’m going to be pointing out that Cuomo’s management of the ‘Vid killed so many New Yorkers before the census that he cost NY that seat.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Between Sloopy’s OSU protesting in favor of knife fights and this story from Ezra Klein advocating for a vegetarian moonshot (given OMWC praise for herbivores), I’m beginning to think TPTB have some issues.

    I’m a vegan, but I’m also a realist. There’s no chance humanity is going to give up meat, en masse, anytime soon. That said, we can’t just wish away the risks of industrial animal agriculture. If we don’t end this system, soon, terrible things will happen to us and to the planet. Terrible things are already happening.

    So this is going to be a column about finding a way to work with humanity’s growing appetite for meat rather than against it. All we need to do is replace the animals, or at least a lot of them. Technologically, we’re closer to that than you might think. What we need is for government to put money and muscle behind the project — just as it’s doing for electric cars and weatherized homes and renewable energy — so that the future happens fast enough to save the present. This is the hole in the American Jobs Plan, and it wouldn’t take much money, just a bit of vision, to fill.

    Even for Ezra, this pile of writing is incredibly derp rich.

    • kbolino

      it wouldn’t take much money

      A billion here, a billion there, before long you’re talking real money.

    • Pope Jimbo

      This is where policymakers can, and should, come in. At its heart, the American Jobs Plan is a climate bill. But there isn’t a dollar for alternative proteins, despite animal agriculture’s huge contributions to both climate and pandemic risk. That’s worse than a mistake. It’s a failure of policy design. Luckily, it’s easily fixed.

      I keep asking alternative protein experts what they wish was in the bill, and the answers I get back are almost laughably small compared with the sums Congress is otherwise considering. The Good Food Institute produced a wish list calling for $2 billion in funding, half of it for research and half of it to set up a network of innovation centers. I’d like to see Congress dream a bit bigger, but the point is that it wouldn’t take much to supercharge this industry. And doing so would serve an economic as well as an ecological purpose: It would ensure American leadership in what will be one of the defining agricultural products of the future.

      I’m sure you could easily talk Ezra into attempting to milk a bull, given his vast knowledge of agriculture.

      • R C Dean

        agriculture’s huge contributions to both climate and pandemic risk

        Love the way he slipped that in there. I mean, sure, the Official Story is that the ‘Vid came from a wet market, but that seems an awfully long reach from “we must abolish chickens, cows, and pigs”.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Read the article, he goes on an on about how living with animals leads to all sorts of virus transmissions from the animals to the people.

        Let me first lay out the urgency of the task and the rewards we could reap. As best we can tell, the novel coronavirus jumped from bats, to some other animal, to humans, with the locus of infection being a Chinese meat market. There’s nothing unusual about that. Swine flus — yes, plural — jump from pigs to humans. Avian flus jump from birds to humans. Ebola most likely came from monkeys. “Preventing the Next Pandemic,” a report by the United Nations Environment Program, estimates that 75 percent of the new infectious diseases that threaten humans come from animals.

        He never acknowledges the upside. Would Europeans have been able to colonize so much of the Americas if the natives also had immunity to the viruses that come from living with animals?

      • B.P.

        I thought the Chinese wet market theory of COVID was racist. I can’t keep up.

      • R C Dean

        I see precisely one “barnyard” source of pandemics in there – pigs. The rest is mostly handwaving, and while transmission may have come from eating monkeys or birds, I don’t think its been demonstrated.

        This also falls into the global warming trap – it doesn’t matter what we do here, if the Bad Thing is still going on overseas. Has there been a single pandemic that actually originated in the US, other than the Spanish flu (which they are still arguing about)?

      • invisible finger

        India – vegetarian central- has the worst cv19 outbreak at the moment.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Good luck convincing the Chinese to stop eating meat.

      • UnCivilServant

        “That’s a high-efficiency cow, you don’t need four nozzles anymore.”

      • Count Potato

        “At its heart, the American Jobs Plan is a climate bill.”

        OFFS!!

    • Tonio

      “If we don’t end this system, soon, terrible things will happen to us and to the planet. Terrible things are already happening.”

      The sky is falling, the sky is falling.

      • rhywun

        We have always been at war with Mother Nature.

    • kinnath

      The answer is “cannibalism”.

      • pistoffnick

        A Modest Proposal?

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Credit Suisse analyst Lauren Silberman told Insider that companies are going to have to improve their pay, benefits, and culture to combat hiring difficulties. Companies’ values are increasingly important to workers, Silberman said, making a chain like Starbucks that has invested in building a reputation of social consciousness potentially more attractive to workers than some of its fast-food rivals.

    Golly, Mister Business Expert, you’re a genius. That’s easier to do when you practically conjure revenue out of thin air, like some tech companies we could name.

    • wdalasio

      Companies’ values are increasingly important to workers, Silberman said, making a chain like Starbucks that has invested in building a reputation of social consciousness potentially more attractive to workers than some of its fast-food rivals.

      Does Silberman have even a shred of evidence supporting this claim? Because I’ve never seen a shred of evidence that working as a barista at Starbucks is any more “prestigious” than working at any other coffee shop. This just stinks of BS palmed off on people wishing their political proclivities actually did have any objective value.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We’re way overdue for a major correction that starves some white collar workers.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    So this is going to be a column about finding a way to work with humanity’s growing appetite for meat rather than against it. All we need to do is replace the animals, or at least a lot of them.

    Something something Soylentburgers are the best!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Wasn’t the appetite for meat already, there from thousands of years of evolution?

      • rhywun

        Quiet, you.

      • Tonio

        Evolution through natural selection, aka survival of the fittest, is something that progs insist be taught in government school biology classes, yet do everything to fight against in their social policies.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I remember an anthropology teacher saying that early hominids (with their growing brains) watch lions and other predators eat meat and spend most of their time sleeping and thinking “that looks better than this constant searching for plants and spending all day trying to chew up tough roots”. We started scavenging from kills and then to hunting on our own.

        At least that is how I remember it 30 years later.

  21. grrizzly

    The world is no longer free.

    • kbolino

      Who’s got Mexico, Costa Rico, Dominican Republic, Albania, and (North) Macedonia on their “what’s left of the free world” bingo cards?

      • kbolino

        Damn, if you switch the starting country around, the only one that stays green is Costa Rica.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re currently hard up for money as they’re very dependent on US tourists.

        But I like Ticos. Costa Rica is on my list of places to retire to.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Cancel culture? What cancel culture?

    BALTIMORE — Maryland officials said they will review all in-custody death reports during the tenure of the state’s former chief medical examiner after he testified that former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was not responsible for George Floyd’s death.

    Dr. David Fowler, Maryland’s chief medical examiner from 2002 to 2019, was a key defense witness for Chauvin, who was convicted Tuesday of murder and manslaughter for kneeling on Floyd’s neck for more than nine minutes.

    The announcement of the investigation came from Attorney General Brian Frosh and Gov. Larry Hogan on Friday, less than 24 hours after the attorney general’s office received a letter from D.C.’s former chief medical examiner Roger Mitchell, and signed by 431 doctors from around the country, saying Fowler’s conclusions were so far outside the bounds of accepted forensic practice that all his previous work could come into question..

    Testify for the wrong people and things will go badly.

    • kbolino

      Some good might come of it, but I’m sure the guild won’t allow all of its members’ work to face such scrutiny.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Combine that campaign with the mob dousing the house of another defense witness with blood and leaving a pig head behind, you begin to see a troubling campaign.

  23. Mojeaux

    I am home. Drove against a mighty cross-wind for 8 hours and I’m beat.

    Nothing bad happened. There was no drama. The memorial service was lovely and upbeat, but people cried anyway. The ladies at the church prepared lunch for the family with nary a funeral potato to be seen. Got to see both my brothers (one lives in Orlando and the other lives in Seattle). Mom and I only got aggravated with each other a couple of times. And when I got home, I made my children carry my luggage in.

    All in all, a successful mission.

    • Tonio

      Glad you’re home safe. I approve of forced child labor!

      • TARDis

        #metoo

        Unfortunately, my wife does not.

    • wdalasio

      That’s good to hear. I’m glad to hear everything went well.

    • DEG

      Good.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    All in all, a successful mission.

    Most excellent.

  25. UnCivilServant

    What was the name of that movie where an East Berlin family pretends the wall never fell for the sake of not shocking the mother who’d been in a coma at the time?

  26. grrizzly

    Even With Covid-19 Vaccines, Planning Summer Parties and Weddings Is Tricky

    Ruthie Levi and her husband, Bob Carroll, are both fully vaccinated against Covid-19.

    But while Ms. Levi is excited for a black-tie wedding the couple will attend near their home in Teaneck, N.J., in May, Mr. Carroll is already plotting his possible escape. If he sees unmasked guests mingling indoors, Mr. Carroll, who is 62 and a rabbi, says he plans to go home.

    “He’s far more hesitant,” says Ms. Levi, who is also 62, and a partner in a canned-tomato business. “I want to live a little. We’re on different planes.”

    Millions of newly vaccinated Americans are starting to organize and get invitations for the weddings, family reunions and retirement parties that dried up in the coronavirus pandemic. And many are finding the transition back to group social gatherings is tricky, requiring delicate negotiations with friends or relatives who have different comfort levels with the world these days. New sensitive topics run the gamut from where to gather to whether to allow children or others who haven’t had a vaccination.

    Ashley Stevens, who is 35 and a college counselor in Richmond, Va., says she and a cousin recently spoke by phone about how to celebrate Mother’s Day, since they and their relatives will be vaccinated. Her cousin envisioned a sizable weekend getaway, with family coming in from various locations, but Ms. Stevens says she thought a much simpler gathering would be safer for now.

    “The argument,” Ms. Stevens says, “went from arguing to crying.”

    They decided to meet in pods of immediate families and then connect digitally via the social-networking app Houseparty.

    “These negotiations with everyone are going to happen as the country opens up more,” Ms. Stevens says. “You’re going to argue.”

    • Pope Jimbo

      Sounds like a perfect reason to cut the knuckleheads out of your life.

      “All the cool people in this family will be meeting next weekend. The scaredy-cat losers will be zooming in.”

      I can also see the opportunity to duck out on the obligations “man, I would so like to come to the family reunion this weekend, but I’m worried about getting the Rona so I’ll be staying home” (which would be especially delicious in my case because the insufferable proggies in my family would be flummoxed as how to respond).

    • B.P.

      Well, bye.

    • Ted S.

      “Ashley didn’t show up because she’s too afraid.”

  27. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of cancel culture, you can now be fired for racial slurs yelled by your wife.

    STILLWATER, Minn — A Minnesota Department of Corrections employee is on leave after a video circulating on Twitter shows his wife using a racist slur toward demonstrators outside the home of Washington County Attorney Pete Orput.

    The DOC confirmed that the man in the video is Paul Gorder, a veteran of more than three decades at the Minnesota Correctional Facility – Stillwater.

    The activist and civil rights attorney who posted the video, Nekima Levy Armstrong, said the couple are Orput’s neighbors.

    In the video, Gorder’s wife yells at demonstrators, calling them the n-word and other expletives. Not all of the dialogue is intelligible due to other raised voices, but Gorder can be heard shouting at the crowd and saying “shut up.”

    Another example of “no good person in the story”. I’ll be interested to see if this guy’s union saves his job, or if they will throw him to the mob.

    • wdalasio

      I’ll be interested to see if this guy’s union saves his job, or if they will throw him to the mob.

      This is a case where I’d be hard-pressed to say the union wouldn’t be in the right. From the sound of it, the guy isn’t even accused of using racist language himself, but it’s his wife who did so. The state firing him sounds like they didn’t have legitimate grounds.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If you watch the video, it looks like the guy is doing his best to drag his wife back to the house.

        In this case, I think the union would be 100% in the right to protect this guy’s job.

    • kbolino

      Not the first time. A soccer player (Google search says Aleksandar Katai) was fired for his wife’s tweets last summer.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        You mean a man isn’t responsible for his wife’s actions. What kind of world do we live in now?

      • wdalasio

        Well, clearly the guy has a responsibility to keep his woman in line. It’s the woke thing to do.

      • rhywun

        *chortle*

      • CPRM

        Well, she can’t be forced to testify against you, so clearly the ramifications have to go the other way, or you’re sexist or something.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So when do we start holding parents responsible for the actions of their stabby or otherwise murderous children?

    • TARDis

      No excuse, but she sounds drunk as hell.

      I’m not clear as to why the protesters were there in that particular location.

      • Pope Jimbo

        They lived next door to the DA who is in charge of prosecuting the cop who shot Daunte Wright. The mob traveled way the fuck out (30 miles) to another city to let the DA know they knew where he lived.

        I can see getting a bit peeved when a shit ton of activists show up in my neighborhood because they are intent on intimidating someone who lives there.

      • TARDis

        Well okay then. So the corrections dude lives next to a DA. So either the DA makes shit for dough, or the occifer [sic] is padding some OT. It kind of looks lower middle class to me.

        Either way the wife is a stupid racist twat, and the cops should be arresting people for disturbing the peace.

        The DA is going to get removed for sure.

      • R C Dean

        the cops should be arresting people for disturbing the peace

        Trying to intimidate a prosecutor can carry much heavier charges than that.

    • zwak

      “If we ban the words, no one will have bad thoughts!”

      Fuck, these people are stupid.

    • CPRM

      What part is the crime?

      • CPRM

        Oh, theft, and destruction of property…even in Liberlandia that is frowned upon..

      • Ted S.

        The part where drugs fell out of their asses?

  28. Hank

    Remember how Salem apologized for its witch trials?

    It seems Scotland didn’t, and they killed *lots* more purported witches.

    So a couple feminists have started a campaign to pardon the dead witches and something something women’s rights.

    You could say these two feminists are a double who are going to a lot of toil and trouble.

    https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/fife/2065156/accused-tortured-strangled-and-burned-top-dundee-based-lawyer-fighting-for-victims-of-scotlands-witch-mania/

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      As soon as I figure out which of my ancestors oppressed my other ancestors, I’m going to launch a campaign to cancel myself and demand an apology.

      • Rat on a train

        I have ancestry from most of western Europe. The problem is determining the ratios so I know if I should hate myself or apologize to myself.

      • Gender Traitor

        I know I must have a ginger Scot somewhere back in the woodpile who was burned as a witch. I want my reparations!

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I’m mostly English, Scottish, French and Scots-Irish with some Vikings mixed in. I’m full of self-loathing.

    • Raven Nation

      Historical footnote: the final five executed Salem “witches” were not officially exonerated until 2001.

    • leon

      Thats great. That Format of Yard sign deserves derision.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I have a neighbor with four of them. They also notoriously let their grass get to about two feet tall.

        So I have a plan to add a fifth sign in the middle of the night

        The candidates are:

        “GRASS LIVES MATTER”

        “LAWNMOWERS ARE A TOOL OF WHITE SUPREMACY”

        “LAWNMOWERS ARE FASCIST”

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Unkempt lawns = colonization!

      • westernsloper

        You live around people like that? My neighbor shoots his 50 cal into pumpkins full of thermite and zooms around on the adobe hills behind us with his kids in his four seater side by side. We don’t do many yard signs here outside of election time. Except my folks. Theirs says Grace Knoll. It is made out of steel and I made it for them. They are some of those icky Jesus people but I let it slide because they gave up on me years ago.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Lots of college professors and other educators.

      • westernsloper

        My sympathies.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh, and retired CIA too.

      • westernsloper

        If you know they are retired CIA they aren’t retired CIA.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I live next to the “Farm”

        You figure out who is and who was fairly quickly.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Some of the proggie neighborhood denizens tried to organize a petition to get the spooks to leave the base because they like to blow shit up and make noise during training which irritates the progs.

        They asked me to sign. I responded with “I’m on enough lists. I don’t need to be on another. But you knock yourself out.”

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        My childhood hometown has been colonized by people from SF and Berkeley* and those signs are everywhere.

        *Nobody is really from those cities, but they pass through on their way to screw up other places.

      • westernsloper

        Word

      • blackjack

        We have those signs everywhere. It pisses me off because, while I’ve always known these retards were everywhere, I used to could give them the benefit of the doubt. Now, once I see the hate gets no love here bullshit, I know what a retard I’m dealing with and I can’t shake that fact.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Those people are also more likely to vandalize other signs they don’t care for, as has happened in our neighborhood.

      • zwak

        Actually, my father was born in SF (St. Francis) and my mother was born in Berkeley (Alta Bates) And her father was born there and her grandmother! We go back.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I just thought of another one

        “WILL TRADE CARBON CREDITS FOR LAWN SERVICES”

      • blackjack

        “LEGALIZE WEEDS”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nice

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        OOooooooo…..

        “WILL TRADE VIRTUE SIGNAL POINTS FOR LAWN SERVICES”

      • blackjack

        “OPEN BORDERS NOW! STOP DEPORTING MY GARDENER!”

    • CPRM

      STEVE SMITH NO SPOON, HE FORK!

    • R C Dean

      “Vote-shaming is a former of settler-colonialism”?

      What does that even mean?

    • R C Dean

      We need a Glibs yard sign. I’ll kick it off:

      In This House, We Believe:

      You should stay off my lawn.

      • Gender Traitor

        Tulpa should fuck off.

      • TARDis

        Needs moar aggression.

        “Fuck off, Tulpa! All your orphans are belong to us.”

      • Gender Traitor

        Needs moar aggression

        NAP violation!!!

      • Grumbletarian

        “Many different things, because we’re individual people and not a hive mind.”

      • Hank

        “Yes, we’re all individuals!”

      • Hank

        “Yes, we’re all individuals!”

      • Ted S.

        Some of you are squirrels.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The Bigfoot sign is a classic for the ages.

  29. westernsloper

    *grabs crotch* I got your digital health pass right here.

    • TARDis

      It’s good to check for testicular cancer regularly. Carry on.

  30. westernsloper

    If Chafed rolls by, that Rogin/Goggins interview was great. Thanks for that post dude. I needed that.

  31. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Dave Smith announces a bid for the 2024 LP Presidential nomination:

    https://youtu.be/7bvy7iS_B9c

    I’d vote for him over anyone else, that’s for sure. He could get a lot of eyes to look at the LP favorably and create a buzz, the priority shouldn’t be winning anyway. He could be a kinder, gentler, saner McAfee.

    • westernsloper

      And he would never say we need to be anti-racist. Whatever the fuck that means.

      • creech

        If you don’t know what it means, then why are you knocking it?

    • westernsloper

      On a serious note, I don’t know enough about big L party system to even know how to make that happen. I do know the CO Libertarian party is pretty much green commi’s from what I can tell. I don’t know. That would take effort on my part that I am not sure I want to invest.

      • The Hyperbole

        C’mon Sloper, It’s not enough to be passively non-commie, you need to be actively anti-commie.

      • DEG

        It can be done. The Mises Caucus took over the LPNH and kicked the woke crowd out.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        To be honest I’m not that familiar with the LP either as I always considered it to be a bit of a basket case, at least on a national level. Dave seems to be a good guy though and a non squish so he’s as good as can be reasonably expected. I have nothing against big L libertarians if they do it right.

      • blackjack

        one would assume, with “liberty” right there in the name, that you could safely vote for them and they would actively promote liberty. When they lost that, they lost me. I ain’t really willing to keep protest voting for somebody who’s just gonna force people to bake cakes and then campaign for Hilary fucking Clinton. One strike and they’re out.

  32. DEG

    Oh yeah

    Californians hoping to remove Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom from office have met the state’s minimum number of valid signatures to push a recall election forward this fall.

    County officials have verified 1,626,042 signatures, according to the California secretary of state’s website. Recall backers needed at least 1,495,709 valid signatures to qualify, which represents 12% of the votes cast in the state’s last gubernatorial election.

    • blackjack

      Now, they’re having a 30 day period where signers can “request” that their names be removed from the list. Gavin’s got his fingers crossed, LOL!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I didn’t realize he couldn’t just run again so this is actually meaningful. Good on Cali although it’s conceivable they could end up with worse.

      • blackjack

        We will likely get worse. The point is to punish this prick and to end his career. He was going to try and move up to screwing the rest of the country too. You’re welcome, America!

      • kinnath

        thanks

      • Urthona

        really? didn’t know that.