Monday Afternoon Links

by | Apr 19, 2021 | Daily Links | 324 comments

Mmmm….links.

 

No theme jumped out for today – so you get the links as generic as products in an early 1980s grocery store in the cheap side of town. At least the price is right.

  • Russia! Russia! Russia!
  • Pakistan– if there was only something they could do…?
  • But socialist medicine is free and good and right and perfect!
  • Good luck, NYC.

Comments away!

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324 Comments

  1. Animal

    Russia expels 20 Czech diplomats in deepening row

    That’s sure to end well.

    • Gender Traitor

      So… they bounced them?

      • Rat on a train

        Send them back in balloons!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Red balloons?

      • SDF-7

        This is what we waited for, this is it boys — this is war…

      • Rat on a train

        Which one only gets 4?

    • R C Dean

      So I guess they have to . . . Czech out?

    • SDF-7

      All part of a honey pot FSB operation. Czech and Mate.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      They just want the ethnically Russian area of Sudetenland. That will be all they will need, just a bit more жизненное пространство.

    • Rat on a train

      The Czechs refused to use vowels?

    • Tres Cool

      What do you call a slovak that gets thrown out of a bar ?

      A bounced czech !

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      They should Czech their diplomatic privilege.

  2. Count Potato

    “The survey, conducted by NY1 news and Ipsos, found that 22 percent of likely Democratic primary voters would name Yang their top pick on their primary ballot, 13 percent said that Brooklyn Borough President Eric Adams would be their first pick, while just 11 percent selected Comptroller Scott Stringer — the only current citywide elected official in the race. ”

    I guess it’s like running for chancellor of Germany. At this point, there is no way you could be the worst.

    • Timeloose

      Yang would probably be an improvement over the last two mayors.

      • mrfamous

        Nero would be an improvement over the last two mayors.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Can DeBlasio run again?

    • The Other Kevin

      I kind of like Yang. At least he’s put some thought into his positions, instead of just towing the party lion.

      • Hyperion

        Yeah. Even though he’s further left than Mao or Stalin, he still might be better than DeAssholio.

  3. Not Adahn

    Eh, it’s still lunchtime-ish on the West coast.

  4. Enough About Palin

    About 25 years ago, there was a DJ here in the Twin Cities who had a daily segment called “Nature Weeding Out The Stupid”. This definitely would have made it (waste of a good car though):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM902NPUF1Q

    • Stillhunter

      Wtf? Why would it just explode? Leaking gas?

      I grew up in that market and the only station I can think of that might do that is KQRS. Who was the DJ?

    • robc

      Can I question the design of the tunnel, Like what the fuck is the curve leading into a tunnel?

      Not that the driver wasn’t stupid, but still.

      • slumbrew

        I saw 104 MPH quoted somewhere. But, yes, that approach could be safer.

  5. Not Adahn

    It occurs to me that at a high-quality grocery store you can get beer from most of Europe, Japan, China, india, Mexico and Jamaica.

    But not Russia.

    • Rat on a train

      I have seen kvass at an international market if you really want something Russian.

      • Not Adahn

        I’ve had Stoli Gold Ring. It was good.

        I was just riffing on the Czechia v. Russia bit.

    • grrizzly

      Russian beer is readily available at Total Wine or BevMo! Once I saw the entire lineup of Baltika beer in a BevMo. They are numbered: 1, 2, 3, 4… So, it’s easy to see if they have them all.

      • Not Adahn

        Numbered? Like Pimm’s?

      • grrizzly

        Like this. There are more styles than on the picture but they are still numbered.

      • SDF-7

        Shock! Horror!

        The government and the media was lying through their teeth about how the Capitol cop died…

      • SDF-7

        Dangnabbit — that was supposed to be a fresh comment, sorry.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Ah, Baltika. I have fond memories of drinking some of that in a park off Nevsky Prospekt in St. Petersburg. We had been on our feet all day wandering around the Hermitage where we had bribed the security guard to give us the local price on tickets. We almost having a bidding war between the beggars looking to take the bottles to get the deposit. Good times.

    • R C Dean

      At least in NYC they already have trains ready to go.

    • The Other Kevin

      Al Sharpton?

    • Ted S.

      The population of Lakewood, NJ?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      The Jets and/or Sharks?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Jesse Jackson

    • Bobarian LMD

      Did they call their city ‘Hymie-town’?

      • slumbrew

        See the comment above yours.

    • mrfamous

      Tevye?

    • rhywun

      Am I supposed to hate white people or Jews? It’s so hard keeping up to 2021.

      • Gender Traitor

        OK, everybody say it! “Why not both??”

  6. DEG

    The Kremlin’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs said in a statement Sunday the 20 diplomats from the Czech Republic had by the end of Monday to leave the country, after the Czech Republic accused Russian secret agents of operating within its borders and being behind the Vrbetice ammunition depot explosion of 2014 that killed two people.

    They blew up ammunition? OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

    But with the arrival of the coronavirus pandemic that figure has risen to around 80 hours per week, according to Saleten.

    “They are on call 24 hours a day, and during the pandemic you don’t get to shut your eyes, not even for a micro-nap,” said ISNI chief Gaetan Casanova.

    I’m surprised there were no calls to lock down harder in the article.

    • R C Dean

      They are on call 24 hours a day

      Well, that’s just stupid (assuming they mean 24/7/365). At trauma hospitals, the on-call surgeons may not be allowed to do any surgery after an on-call day.

  7. The Other Kevin

    Those generic labels remind me of what Aldi used to be like. My mom still refuses to shop there, because that’s how she remembers it. She doesn’t get how much it’s changed.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      It’s because she knows it’s the same bullshit that was in those cans, just with prettier labels.

  8. Brochettaward

    Screw you guys, I’m going home.

    • SDF-7

      What… we didn’t respect your authori-tay on firsts? God dammit, Kyle– I mean, Brochettaward!

  9. Count Potato

    “Maxine Waters says Republicans are trying to ‘send a message to all the white supremacists’ by criticizing her call for BLM to be ‘more confrontational’ after GOP threatened to ‘take action'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488339/Waters-says-GOP-trying-send-message-white-supremacists-criticizing-comments.html

    “House GOP leader Kevin McCarthy accuses Maxine Waters of ‘inciting violence’ in Minneapolis and threatens to ‘bring action’ against her for telling BLM protesters to be ‘more confrontational'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9486941/Kevin-McCarthy-threatens-bring-action-against-Maxine-Waters-inciting-violence.html

    #BlackLivesManors

    • R C Dean

      Ya know, I was just thinking what this country needs is a nice, deep racial divide.

    • The Other Kevin

      ‘Republicans will jump on any word, any line and try to make it fit their message and their cause for denouncing us and denying us, basically calling us violent,’ Waters continued.

      She also accused Republicans of using the tactic to raise money off the Democrats’ backs.

      Just in case you had any doubt that the concept of “projection” is real.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        WHITE SUPREMACY!!!!

        That’s the “SQUIRREL!” of the left.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      You gotta love the doublethink from the left.

      Trump saying “Go protest peacefully” is incitement to the worst insurrection in the history of insurrections, and NOT calling it out in tantamount to even more violence. But a call to be “more confrontational” to a group of people who spent the better part of the last year burning the city down is just fine, and calling it out is “white supremacy.”

      These people are fucking lunatics. They really expect (((us))) to validate their position that 2+2=5.

      • leon

        It’s not double think. It’s pure power play. They don’t live by the principles they espouse and push on their political enemies because those aren’t principles, they are just tools for political fights.

      • Tonio

        And, yes, they do actually want you to believe that 2+2=5 as long as it’s an accredited victim saying it is. See above.

  10. Gadfly

    Good luck, NYC.

    NYC could do a lot worse than Yang. And they have.

    • juris imprudent

      Kodos?

      • Plinker762

        I voted for Kang.

      • Rat on a train

        Cthulhu. Don’t settle for a lesser evil.

      • TARDis

        In the absence of the SMOD, this is the only correct choice.

    • rhywun

      The survey, conducted by NY1 news and Ipsos, found that 22 percent of likely Democratic primary voters have heard of would name Yang their top pick on their primary ballot

      FTFY

  11. Drake

    Remember John Boehner? Yeah, he still sucks.

    John Boehner Says Gun Control Would Be Top Priority ‘if’ He Were Speaker

    • SDF-7

      John Boehner says he’ll start his own Congress — with hookers and blackjack….

      • Rat on a train

        So what makes it different from Congress?

      • SDF-7

        Nice.

      • Gadfly

        The general moral character of the members of Congress would be improved if they spent more time on blackjack and hookers.

      • juris imprudent

        Hold on, wouldn’t that be an improvement on this Congress?

      • blackjack

        I will not be involved in Boehner’s congress. I may be able to find him a few hookers for a small fee.

    • Tonio

      F*ck Boehner and his spray-on tan.

      • Ownbestenemy

        What you do in your own time is all you bro.

      • juris imprudent

        Tonio is into bears, not jellyfish.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It’s almost like OBE enjoys the weekend abuse on the glib zoom.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It has become quite endearing

      • Tonio

        ‘E’s a little tease, that’s wut ‘e is.

      • Tonio

        Eeeeewwwww!

      • Count Potato

        Orange man bad?

      • juris imprudent

        In this case, orange man sad.

  12. Timeloose

    FYI,

    I posted a Forum topic under music for the concert I’m putting together in August. If you are interested check it out.

    Thanks,

  13. DEG

    To wear a mask or not wear a mask

    Alisha Phipps came to New Hampshire Sunday afternoon from the Boston area to celebrate a friend’s birthday — and to enjoy the fresh air without a mask on.

    Phipps and her friend, Lauren D’Agostino, said they were “pumped” Gov. Chris Sununu ended the state’s mask mandate on Friday. Before heading to the birthday party, the two strolled along Elm Street in Manchester looking for a bar that serves champagne.

    “I was actually going to plan a trip just for the day to go to Texas because you don’t have to wear the mask in Texas,” said Phipps, 34, who lives in Somerville, Mass. “I decided to go to New Hampshire instead.”

    D’Agostino, 31, said she’s not worried about the virus.

    “We believe in the strength of our immune system,” the Westford, Mass., resident said.

    • grrizzly

      She should try not to wear a mask in Somerville. It’s entirely doable. And then I won’t even be the only one without a mask here.

  14. DEG

    I have a better solution. Get rid of the tax.

    Executives with companies renting cars and offering travel agency services online protested Monday about an effort to levy the state’s main hospitality tax on their sales.
    House Speaker Sherman Packard, R-Londonderry, said for three years he’s been trying to convince the Legislature to close what he views as a loophole that lets some avoid paying the 9% tax on restaurant meals, hotel room and car rentals.
    For 15 years, companies like Avis, Hertz and Enterprise have tacked on the state tax to all their car rental contracts.
    But companies engaged in this online car rental sharing business do not pay the tax.

    • Ted S.

      Is that Judd Gregg’s “temporary” tax?

      • DEG

        Judd Gregg was governor long before I moved to New Hampshire.

        I looked up the RSAs for the meals tax. The tax dates to the 60s. Gregg was governor in the 80s.

    • SDF-7

      Ah, yes — the “Let’s screw over folks who can’t vote against us!” tax…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Like the fucking “bed taxes” in hotels in order to pay for sports stadiums.

        People don’t travel to Miami to watch the Marlins play baseball, but by staying in a Miami-Dade County hotel, they’re sure as fuck paying for Marlins loanDepot Park.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Same here in Vegas — except the COVID means we have to dip from…the people! cause the room tax is lagging cause they shut it all down. Go figure.

  15. DEG

    HB 183 update. Read to the end of the article to see what states in the Northeast are freer than New Hampshire in this regard.

    The weighty issue of whether a city or town should be able to require a child get a license before opening a soft drink stand faced a state Senate committee Monday.
    State Rep. Chris True, Sandown, said his bill (HB 183) to make illegal these permits for children isn’t the “most earth-shattering subject” lawmakers will take up in 2021, but it’s not a flippant crusade on his part either.
    “I believe the bill is making a very important statement, and that is there are areas of our lives and our children’s’ lives that aren’t the job of the government,” True told the Senate Election Law and Municipal Affairs Committee.
    Many children literally get their first taste of the free market when they open a lemonade stand on their front yard, hoping to make a few bucks selling cold drinks on a hot summer day.
    In many states across the country, these stands technically are in violation of temporary license laws that require all sellers of any age to get a local permit.

    • Not Adahn

      whether a city or town should be able to require a child get a license before opening a soft drink stand

      But if they’re allowed to scofflaw out of this, next week kids will be opening bars! And tobbaconists! And MJ diepensaries!

      • Tonio

        “whether a city or town should be able to require a child get a license before opening a soft drink stand”

        Anyone who even entertains that as a possibly serious question should be fed into a woodchipper, feet first, with the thing set on “excruciatingly slow.”

      • Sean

        *clicks like button*

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Kids already run these. They have for decades, and do it better than government.

        They’re just not stands or storefronts.

      • Enough About Palin

        In my neighborhood, the children are taught to burn and loot the soft drink stands. It’s an equity thing.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I was talking about running marijuana dispensaries and selling booze.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Wtf? Why would it just explode? Leaking gas?

    I’d say the guardrail sawed through the bottom of the fuel tank.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    ‘Republicans will jump on any word, any line and try to make it fit their message and their cause for denouncing us and denying us, basically calling us violent,’ Waters continued.

    “I know you are, but what am I?”

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Republicans don’t jump. They pounce.

  18. OBJ FRANKELSON

    The problem the Pakis have is that the ISI, the Army, and a significant number of their government organs are covered in Taliban pocket lint. And if they went hard after the Taliban they would risk a major league insurrection (the real kind) from the Pashtun population of from Peshwar at least down to Quetta.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pakistani is a grade A shithole. If they didn’t have nukes, we would have no good reason to keep kissing their asses.

      • Gadfly

        Rather, if we weren’t in Afghanistan we would have no good reason to keep kissing their asses. With the Cold War far in the rear view mirror, the only reason for trying to buddy up with them is that they control the only* route to resupply forces in Afghanistan.

        *The other routes require going through Iran, Russia, or China, and those routes aren’t exactly open to US military personnel.

  19. Hyperion

    WTF?

    OK, I know something this profoundly stupid has to have already been covered around here. But WTF?

    • Ownbestenemy

      It was – Just think that all the modern marvels we enjoy will be designed by these kids.

      • Hyperion

        That’s beyond scary. We just went right past Idiocracy. I just hope the supporters of this stupidity remember when they are grubbing for roots for subsistence and Grog is beating their brains out with a club to get those roots.

    • Hyperion

      “Another document calls for centering “ethnomathematics,” designing a “culturally sustainable math space,” and supporting students “to reclaim their mathematical ancestry.”

      OK, seriously, someone stop this rock. I want the fuck off already.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Part of me is like, “Fine, do your ideological math. I will do the kind of math that put a man on the Moon.”

      • Hyperion

        Putting a man on the moon is racist.

      • Brochettaward

        The first person to land on Mars is going to have to be a genderless or female identifying BiPOC.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Regardless of who it is, they will have put your curating campaign to shame.

        Even more, I should say.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        The moon is white and it is so powerful it controls the tide. Totally white supremacist.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The moon and the Earth also are complicit in blackface from time to time.

      • blackjack

        It totally is, if you can’t cure Andy Kaufman’s cancer first.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        “mathematical ancestry”

        Arabs hardest hit, but I’m sure there’s some reason why it’s my fault that their society had gone backward over the last half of the last millennium.

      • leon

        Arabs hardest hit, but I’m sure there’s some reason why it’s my fault that their society had gone backward over the last half of the last millennium.

        Saying its gone backward is harsh. I think it was an asture Muslim teacher who taught ‘Advancment is like a train, when you get to your destination, you get off”.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        oh, it was a rude oversimplification ignoring any inconvenient data that wasn’t funny after all

        Given their relative advances in astronomy, medicine, civil infrastructure, legal organization, and al-gebra by 600AD, one cannot help but wonder [REDACTED] ………..

        if there’s a fair and nice way to say that, that’s what I meant

      • juris imprudent

        OK everyone, we’re going back to Roman numerals.

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s how we filled out our tax returns.

      • Rat on a train

        Is it because they are reading their history books backwards?

      • Tonio

        Mary Jackson and the other women depicted in “Hidden Figures,” weep silently. Mostly from heaven.

      • Hank

        Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls go everywhere?

      • Gadfly

        supporting students “to reclaim their mathematical ancestry.”

        What is that even supposed to mean? Current mathematics was developed with input from people from all over the globe. It’s such a product of cultural appropriation that I don’t even know how you would go about disentangling that, to say nothing of what a stupid idea the attempt to do so would be, since mathematics is used because it works to accurately describe real world phenomena.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      “I know our bridges are collapsing, but at least we have ethnic representation in civil engineering,” he said as he careened off the edge.

      • Hyperion

        +10 trillion on a Green New Deal for infrastructure

    • Brochettaward

      Upholding the idea that there are always right and wrong answers perpetuate objectivity as well as fear of open conflict.

      Grammar, too, is racist.

      • Hyperion

        Has been for a while.

        I am ‘awake’. I ‘woke’ up. – Too hard.

    • slumbrew

      I clicked through to the source material.

      https://equitablemath.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/1_STRIDE1.pdf

      WFT, indeed. So many stolen bases.

      “• Identify and challenge the ways that math is used to uphold capitalist, imperialist, and racist views. ”

      One of those things is not like the other. I suppose it’s useful that they’re so up front about being commies.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In other words, statistics we don’t like are automatically racist.

      • rhywun

        Scratch the surface of any one of these “equity” groups and it’s always commies.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The ed schools are ground zero for the ruination of Western civilization.

    • Hank

      Biff and Muffy have two polo ponies. Calculate how much their feeding, grooming and exercise would cost.

  20. Tonio

    So what I got from the Mars helicopter presser this afternoon is that on a later flight they may push the envelope until it crashes, say the fifth or subsequent.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Makes sense cause that is the science they are wanting out of it.

    • Not Adahn

      “give me the # of the guy who built that floor”

      • Hyperion

        He obviously didn’t learn woke math. Although we wish he would have.

    • Hyperion

      Why didn’t I already know I shouldn’t click on that?

    • Hyperion

      Get some new material, Tater!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I bet those saddlebags are helpful when bringing coffee down from the Andes.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Incredible curves.

    • Brochettaward

      You’d think there would be some awkwardness from those who worship at the altar of government when they can’t blame racism for agents of the state abusing their power.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Why be awkward about that?

        If a white guy is getting it good and hard, it’s because he so obviously deserved it.

    • The Last American Hero

      Well, when the penalty if the cop gets caught is only 2 minutes in the box, this is what you get.

  21. Count Potato

    This is an okra.

    “”The pandemic has given us a trial run”

    Experts say the Covid-19 pandemic has taught hard lessons that countries can use to tackle another major global crisis: climate change.”

    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1382047552485359617

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Don’t provide old age homes with A/C, claim the residents were killed by global warming, create fear that you are next, and force people not to drive?

  22. SDF-7

    Try that again — Capitol cop’s cause (and time) of death were (gasp! sob!) lied about to support the stupid insurrection narrative…

    • SDF-7

      Great… I either Brooks or SF the link. Ugh.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Try try again

    • Ownbestenemy

      While not surprising, it changes nothing because we have a feckless media that wants the glorious regime ushered in.

    • Count Potato

      “BREAKING: Medical Examiner Finally Releases Officer Sicknick Cause of Death…and When It Happened

      The Washington D.C. medical examiner has finally released the cause of death for Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick. For months, the media narrative, without evidence, held Trump supporters responsible for his “murder.” Today, it was revealed Sicknick died the day after January 6 from natural causes after suffering two strokes. The examiner said there was no evidence to suggest Sicknick was hit in the head with a fire extinguisher or had a reaction to chemical irritants deployed against him.”

      https://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2021/04/19/sicknick-n2588178

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which I believe were the initial reports…that were buried and twisted to fit their needs. I feel for that guy’s family to be abused like that.

      • The Other Kevin

        They’ll just keep repeating that he was killed by protestors, and ignore the truth just like they’ve done with 100 other things in the past 4 years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The timing of the release is perfect too; what news agency is going to break away from the trial or the coming chaos afterwards to make that correction?

      • db

        yuuuuuuup

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Somehow I knew this three days after he died.

  23. Rat on a train

    But socialist medicine is free and good and right and perfect!
    Hardcore pornography died twice?

  24. westernsloper

    I thought Yang moved to Georgia?

    • kinnath

      That was the devil

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        The devil won. Johnny should be roasting in hell.

    • Brochettaward

      Yang wanders the Earth fighting Republicans and solving mysteries in a van.

      • kinnath

        The van is full of mysteries? Is it haunted?

      • leon

        Zoikies

      • juris imprudent

        Did someone misplace their Yang?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        She told me she was single. I swear.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Don’t talk shit about Rainie!

  25. Ownbestenemy

    Bold move Cotton. Lets see how it plays out.

    Minneapolis City Council votes 11-1 to oppose use of tear gas

    • slumbrew

      Hey, it’s not like the council members have stores downtown. Besides, those store owners have insurance.

      • leon

        And are privileged white people*

        * Having a store makes you privileged white person, no matter what race you are.

      • Rat on a train

        Another night of reparations!

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        New rule. The person on a legislature should have owned and operated a business at some point.

      • Ownbestenemy

        On one hand, I don’t want the cops to use it cause they are jackbooted thugs and on the other I don’t want this is spread and I believe it will. I say abandon the city and give it to them a la CHAZ or whatever the hell that place was. Given them autonomy and close the roads in and out. Let them quibble and destroy themselves.

    • TARDis

      How about the use of flamethrowers?

      • blackjack

        I’ve actually used that one.

    • kinnath

      Water cannons.

      I want to see water cannons and attack dogs just like in the good old days.

    • Hyperion

      Well, they say bullets do work better.

    • Hyperion

      It is, but I am sure our esteemed media is on it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They are on it to find out where the new home is.

    • Tonio

      Wait, I was assured in the mourning Lynx that this was mere, random, vandalism and not witness intimidation.

    • db

      “vandalism”

  26. westernsloper
  27. Count Potato

    “You do realize, Mr Dipshit, that we still haven’t confirmed that the vaccinated can’t carry the disease asymptomatically.

    We are doing the “performative act” to save your useless ass. If you’d prefer we don’t, it can be arranged #FuckOffFascist”

    https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1384121185605087240

    CWAA

    • Hyperion

      “we still haven’t confirmed that the vaccinated can’t carry the disease asymptomatically”

      Depends on how it affects the narrative on any given day.

      Rico Suave vs Olbermann. Retard fight! I know who has the better hair.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        They should settle it by seeing who can change a tire the fastest. My bet is on Rico. He seems capable of learning. Olbermann would just shout at the tire to change itself.

    • slumbrew

      Wait, so they guy who doesn’t think we need to be told to wear a mask is the fascist?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Forget it. He’s rolling.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its the new rage in government and media, slum. Words mean nothing except what they mean in that moment of time based on the speaker.

    • topnotchtoledo

      My mask has prevented me from getting polio so quit your bitching. I also sell rocks that tiger proof your children. Do you want children to die?

      • blackjack

        A mask will absolutely prevent people from getting arrested, or convicted at least. It also emboldens them to commit the crimes they are likely to get away with.

    • Drake

      That makes no sense. Can I carry polio or smallpox asymptomatically?

      It either works or it doesn’t. If it doesn’t, why get it?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I guess they were able to create in the lab a virus that allows some percentage of the population to carry the virus asymptomatically to increase spread. / tinfoil hattery.

      • Gustave Lytton

        OPV can cause Vaccine Derived Polio Virus and IPV doesn’t generate enough intestinal immunity to prevent infection and shedding polio virus in excretions.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Who would have thought Olbermann has fans?

    • rhywun

      I thought you made that up until I clicked.

      Wow.

      LOL – click his name. He’s got a jab selfie up. ??

    • R C Dean

      You do realize, Mr Dipshit, that we still haven’t confirmed that the vaccinated can’t carry the disease asymptomatically

      Traditionally, the burden of proof is on those who want to impose requirements. So, you do realize, Mr Dipshit, that we still haven’t confirmed that the vaccinated can’t carry the disease asymptomatically do pose a risk of transmitting the disease.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        He’s not arguing in good faith and he has no shame. He doesn’t care how wrong he is as long as his clapping seal followers clap on cue.

    • SDF-7

      Technically correct is the best kind of correct, after all…

    • Hank

      Doesn’t this defense lawyer realize that it’s People’s Justice being administered here? The “constitution” he’s invoking is like a century old and written by white people.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Huh. When I attended Law School, my CrimLaw prof told me that re-visiting the definition of “reasonable doubt” was pretty much the very first thing he did as a defense trial lawyer when starting his summation to the jury. Recency effect, top of mind, and all that.

      Ms. Coates sounds like a witling.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Shush. Her Twitter bio says she’s informed. Don’t doubt her intellect.

      • Rat on a train

        She has the blue check mark. Respect her authority!

      • mikey

        I sat on two criminal juries. Both defense attorneys did that. Both trials were murky and innocent is not a verdict

      • kinnath

        Guilty or Not Guilty

      • Rat on a train

        We believe or doubt.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Not quite the same, but in the lawsuit my wife was involved with, her lawyer too spelled out the definitions of the counts in the complaint first during his closing arguments.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is better than the prosecutor that claimed “common sense” was the 36th witness…whatever the fuck that means.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It sounded good in his head.

    • Rat on a train

      Did he finish with the Chewbacca Defense?

  28. Drake

    The gym has NYC news on. Chuckie Schumer elbowing his way through a crowd to get in front of a camera at a “Stop the Asian Hate” demonstration.

    • topnotchtoledo

      I thought Asians were white now

      • DEG

        They can be white or non-white depending on the benefits to the usual suspects.

      • kinnath

        They’re on Schrödinger’s white list.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Politicians really are vile creatures.

  29. limey

    The latest episode of The Classicist podcast has disappeared from Stitcher. Are Ricochet removing their podcasts from podcast platforms or did it get disappeared by Stitcher or what? I listen to all my podcasts on Stitcher. I’d already listened to it anyway. No-one cares.

    • Raven Nation

      Hmm, Ep. 222 “Will the Great Awokening Succeed?” from April 14 is still in iTunes. Although, I’ve downloaded it on to my computer, so not sure if it’s still out there to be found.

      • limey

        I’m fake news! I closed the app, opened it and refreshed again and it has appeared. Nothing to see here.

        *Shuffles off*

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s just the man gaslighting you.

    • limey

      If they are, they’re only there until the verdict is delivered. After that, should they have not delivered the “right” verdict, well…

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Let me get this straight. You cut the nicotine which will lead to people smoking more cigarettes to get the same effect thereby inhaling more of the stuff that actually causes cancer. Well done. That’s some real governmental thinking right there.

      • creech

        Apparently investors think the same way or the stocks would have soared, not tumbled.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        As an Altria shareholder I hope that was just a kneejerk reaction.

      • Gadfly

        It will also lead to more of a black market in cigs, and we all know what a crackdown on that will result in.

      • Enough About Palin

        Hello Mexican Cigarettes!

      • Count Potato

        “to reduce the nicotine levels in all cigarettes sold in the U.S. to levels at which they are no longer addictive”

        So no nicotine?

    • rhywun

      Win, win. The left hates smokers so the faster they die, the better.

      another tobacco question: whether or not to ban menthol cigarettes

      OFFS not this shit again

    • Count Potato

      “Meanwhile, the Biden administration is now reportedly weighing whether to move forward on a menthol ban”

      RACIST!!!!!

  30. Enough About Palin

    Right now, our Minnesota governor is on TV claiming that the inequity in this state is due to my sorry white ass. Fuck him.

    • creech

      He’s white, too, isn’t he? So he is iniquitous too and should resign because the people of the great state of Minnesoda deserve better.

      • Raven Nation

        I’m sure he’ll do that just as soon as all the white male academics resign in order to diversify the academic workplace.

    • Enough About Palin

      Now our fuckstick mayor just said that being black should not be a death sentence. Eat shit, boy.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Eat shit, boy

        I would definitely think about rephrasing that. I know Frey is immature, but I wouldn’t say the word boy out loud right now for a multitude of reasons.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Because you’re not Senile Joe?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Wahl pussied out. He showed some resistance last year but now he’s just taking orders from the activists.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. When we got rid of Dayton, I really didn’t think the DFL could produce a worse governor. I’m actually missing Gov. Mumbles at this point.

      King Walz is just terrible and he keeps finding ways to sink to new lows.

  31. Pope Jimbo

    I know it will be controversial, but I’m going to say it anyhow.

    Czechs really don’t get enough credit.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They make good small arms and porn actresses, I’ll give them that.

      • juris imprudent

        There’s a money shot in that isn’t there?

      • blackjack

        Yes, there is.

    • db

      But they do cash in on lagers.

      • Ted S.

        Not pilsners?

      • db

        lagers from Plzn?

  32. Hank

    ‘Taking it into consideration Judge Peter Cahill said: ‘I grant you Congresswoman Waters may have handed you grounds for appeal and the turning over of this trial.’

    ‘Judge Cahill denied Nelson’s move for a mistrial but he said: ‘I wish elected officials would stop talking about this case. They should respect a co-equal branch of government.’

    ‘He said that failure to do so was ‘abhorrent’, but added: ‘I don’t think it’s given additional material with which to prejudice the jury. A congresswoman’s opinion really doesn’t mean much.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9488919/Derek-Chauvin-trial-judge-blasts-abhorrent-Rep-Maxine-Waters.html

    • blackjack

      A congresswoman’s opinion really doesn’t mean much.

      Sounds like he’s heard of the Maxipad before.

      • juris imprudent

        SEXIST!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      And if the jury informs the judge they are in fear for their lives? What happens then?

      • blackjack

        Kneel on their necks until they comply? And for a few extra minutes, just for good measure?

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      A congresswoman’s Maxine Waters’ opinion really doesn’t mean much jack shit.

      FTFH.

    • Drake

      He never sequestered the jury. What did he expect?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “It won’t get that bad.”

  33. Hank

    ‘Just Do It! Men who wear large logos on their shirts are seen as more PROMISCUOUS, study finds

    ‘In nature, males putting on grand displays signal investment in reproduction

    ‘A US psychologist set out to see if blingy clothes serves the same role in humans

    ‘People evaluated a hypothetical man based on the size of the brand logo he wore

    ‘Luxury displays are seen more as an indicator of investment in mating than kids

    ‘Wearing smaller logos was associated with ‘trustworthiness and reliability”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9487773/Psychology-Men-wear-large-logos-shirts-seen-PROMISCUOUS-study-finds.html

    • blackjack

      Men who can get with chicks are more promiscuous, Imma guess.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Wearing a jacket with a Lacoste alligator logo almost got me into a fistfight in East Germany. They spotted that thing from a mile away.

      I don’t think he wanted to mate with me though.

      • blackjack

        It didn’t exactly get one much respect in my neighborhood either, back when.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was clueless. I borrowed my dad’s golf windbreaker for the trip with no consideration for how it would be received.

      • blackjack

        I wore a Dallas Cowboys jacket all through the UK. I made friends because of it. Everyone wanted to talk about Texas.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My Levi’s went over great in West Germany. This was 1988.

      • Hank

        Remember who it was who *didn’t* want Levis to go over well in Germany?

      • rhywun

        Any kind of jeans attracted unwanted attention in East Germany around that era.

      • Urthona

        I was in France one summer in high school and every person I said I was from Dallas, TX to immediately began singing the Dallas (tv show) theme song.

        I had no idea of that show’s cross cultural appeal.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Maybe it wasn’t big enough. The alligator that is. Besides, German’s are weird. Maybe the fight was a mating ritual. Was scheisse involved?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There were a few schweinhunds thrown about as I was trying to figure out how to not get my ass kicked by a group of teenage Stasi-to-be’s

      • db

        I don’t get it. What’s with the alligator hate?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh, it was purely American hate. The alligator just gave me away.

      • db

        ah.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And this was before the wall came down. The indoctrination was entrenched.

      • Urthona

        Really bad spy disguise bro.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If only my handlers had warned me beforehand.

      • blackjack

        I don’t know about the krauts, but in my area, anything geeky or rich-y rich looking got your lunch money stolen. We were mostly scruffy, with pendeltons and t-shirts/jeans. Sparkly and shiny was a welcome mat for harassment.

    • rhywun

      I prefer no logos at all. I guess that’s why the chicks aren’t banging down my door.

      • blackjack

        Finally, they’re not lying when they say size doesn’t matter!

      • Sean

        ?

      • Urthona

        Well “seen as”.

        People looked at pictures of others and said what they guessed about them. ‘Oh that guy has a big logo? He must try to get laid a lot!”

        How “studies” like this get funded and then get published and then get reported by a news source? I will never understand.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Big logos = “what doth love be” ?

      • blackjack

        It’s like oxygen!

      • blackjack

        It hurts!

      • blackjack

        I’m too young for this.

      • blackjack

        Well, I am a fool for it.

      • blackjack

        Gimme all of it!

        bonus: look how empty Palmdale was back in the eighties!

  34. Count Potato

    “There’s now a Brian Sicknick “truth movement” on the right, which suggests Sicknick either died of natural causes or was murdered to tarnish ex-President Trump. Today this new conspiracy theory made its way to National Review. I trace it to its source.

    6:49 PM · Feb 11, 2021·Twitter Web App”

    https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1360013163580768256

    The comments are pure retarded.

    • blackjack

      Trust the plan.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      And they’ll be just as retarded after the Post’s latest item makes the rounds.

      It’s nice to see that you can still count on some things.

    • blackjack

      Wait, him dying of natural causes, with no evidence that he died of anything else, is now a conspiracy theory? Meanwhile the one person actually killed that day had it coming for…reasons? These people are way too far gone for saving.

    • Urthona

      The joke is that we did learn today he died of natural causes, right? I knew that. Read the paper and everything.

      • blackjack

        That’s the reason I keep buying sour milk. I never check the dates.

  35. Sean

    just cooked up some sausage with garlic. House smells pretty good.

    • blackjack

      I love the smell of sausage and peppers with way too much (almost enough) garlic. Imma cook some up this week.

      • Count Potato

        I never added garlic to sausage & peppers, unless it was in tomato sauce.

      • blackjack

        That would freak my grandfather out! He’d start a fight over it, I’m certain!

      • blackjack

        Of course, Sausage and peppers always came with pasta and gravy.

  36. Count Potato

    “Breaking: @gretchenwhitmer traveled to Florida during the spring outbreak in Michigan, despite telling Michiganders to stay put.

    Lockdown for thee, open Florida waters for Whitmer.”

    https://twitter.com/chris_gustafson/status/1384274614059028486

    Typical, just typical.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Shame, avoidance of hypocrisy, and setting a personal example are all dead.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Keeping the proles from passing the icky covid germs around is hard work.

    • The Gunslinger

      There’s an article in the Detroit Free Press about her trip and surprise, surprise, they have comments disabled for that article. I wonder why?

    • Hyperion

      And guess where the latest new outbreak has occurred around here? Why, Michigan you say? Can’t be, lockdowns work!

      • The Last American Hero

        So Gretchen is a super-spreader?

  37. Count Potato

    “If you follow random smart people on Twitter, you’ll be much better informed than if you watch MSNBC or CNN. Here’s @AliceFromQueens
    in early February listing all the lies. How did she see them, but not these multi-millionaire liberal cable hosts?”

    https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1384291084105261065

    “Load-bearing claims about 1/6 rioters *inside the Capitol building* now known to be false, or as yet unsupported by evidence.

    — heavily armed

    — had guns at all

    –brought zip-ties

    –planned to kidnap/murder Romney/Pence/AOC

    –murdered a cop

    –murdered anyone

    4:15 PM · Feb 11, 2021·Twitter Web App”

    https://twitter.com/AliceFromQueens/status/1359974437853003776

    • rhywun

      How did she see them, but not these multi-millionaire liberal cable hosts?”

      I think he knows the answer to that.

      • blackjack

        We’ve become a society of people only seeing what they are looking for. It likely doesn’t end well.

    • Hyperion

      Greenwald is my newest favorite real journalist.

  38. DenverJ

    I have a story that I would like to share: the Saturday before last, I went to help a friend. His mother’s estate had sold the house he was brought home from the hospital to, and he only had until Sunday to access the property, and he had begged me all week to come help him get some things from the crawlspace above the ceiling, because he apparently didn’t know anybody else who owned a screw driver. So, being the stand up guy that I am, drove across town to help. As we are stacking things up in the driveway in preparation to loading my GFs vehicle, I noticed a police car parked on the corner, with just the front showing- like the driver was trying to watch us without being seen. I commented on this to my friend- who immediately jumped the back fence and took off, literally leaving me holding a bag. Turns out his window to enter had ended Easter Sunday, plus he had warrants out. Long story short- I was arrested for Class 1 Felony Trespassing. On Saturday night. Felony means no bond before I see a judge on Monday. I get 3 calls and use them to give instructions to GF. Sunday she comes to get the keys to her car, which is still at the property but wont be come Monday morning. Of course, the jail can only release all of my property not just the keys. Because of covid, all new arrests are in solitary. This means everybody in the block gets one hour out by themselves in the common area where the phones are. Your hour may start at 10 am, or your hour may start at 3 am. The prisoners had a pretty good system of using their time to make calls for others, but still. Ok, GF has car and has called work to say I won’t be in. Monday morning at around 1030am I go to court. The DA drops it. Yay! I’m leaving jail, right? Oh no that’s not how it works. You have to be processed. So, I am returned to a cell the size of a closet, where I wait. And wait. And wait some more. I finally leave Jefferson County Jail at 815pm on Monday night, with (remember the car keys?) no phone, no money, no wallet, and no house keys- in the snow and on the opposite side of town. They didn’t even give me bus tokens.

    • Hyperion

      Good grief, man, I’m so sorry to hear that!

      Good friend you had there.

      • DenverJ

        Yes. I’m anticipating another return to jail the next time that I see him.
        Seriously I am glad they dropped it. My god I’d be screwed beyond belief if the DA had decided to pursue it. I’d have lost my job. My GF and I would both become homeless. She’d probably go back to MI to live with a sister. I’d have gotten out, eventually- in two months or two years depending- with nothing but the clothes I was arrested in. It would have ruined my entire life. So, maybe the first sentence is not really that much of a joke.