Sunday Morning…uh, Links

by | Apr 11, 2021 | Daily Links | 245 comments

Wakey, wakey!

uhhhhngg…

 

During the Glibs Zoom last night…I screwed up. I said I would do the Links for this morning. Oof. But OMWC is out of pocket, SP has enough going on and we couldn’t pin Tonio down…that is when I made the mistake of speaking up.

But, once pledged, THE LINKS SHALL BE DONE! So, you’ve go that going for you. Which is nice.

First up – BUGSBUGSBUGS! (h/t Nephilium).

Next – Kyrgyz Trump.

And Then – SEA SMITH has some ‘splaining to do….and maybe some fines to pay. Maybe we should have a GOFUNDSMITH?

Go forth and comment! Or whatever ZARDOZ would command of you.

 

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

245 Comments

  1. Sean

    Three links? On a Sunday?

    What a gyp!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Racist!

    • rhywun

      Yeah, might as well go back to bed.

  2. Sean

    Wearable Bug-Screen Pod.

    LOL

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      that Website should come with a spam warning, what a mess,

    • The Other Kevin

      Would.

  3. Gender Traitor

    ::looks out over back yard, including trees & shrubs, bookmarks cicada suit link::

    In Old Man’s absence, I will step up to the plate and present to you appropriate, timely Old Woman Music.

    Gotta admit, the chick had pipes.

    • Sean

      I love the drummer’s hat.

      Also, thicc?

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe a bit, but she was no Cass. ::lights Tres signal::

      • Tres Cool

        We out here !

  4. Sean

    I HATE seeing soooo many commercials featuring face masks these days. Does not bode well for the future.

    • Gender Traitor

      We flip the bird to the TV a lot lately.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      And avatars.

    • rhywun

      Right?

      *muffle muffle muffle?”

      “mumble!”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I forget where but someone had the sense to say “What’s with the mask? You afraid of catching the coof through the internet?”

    • zwak

      Billboards. Bugs the fuck outa me.

    • Grummun

      Saw a lipstick commercial last night. The selling point was the lipstick is “mask resistant”. Jeebus.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ummm….do you happen to remember what brand?

        Asking for a friend.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        So we won’t buy it?

        Smearproof lipstick has been around for a couple of decades.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m a huge believer in Covergirl “Outlast” line of lip sticks. That stuff will last all day.

        Been using it for years.

      • Gender Traitor

        Frankly, I don’t want it so much for the color. I need to keep applying a really moisturizing gloss repeatedly throughout the day to keep my lips from drying up and falling off, even in summer, it seems. Been using a barely-tinted sheer Clinique gloss for a while now. It’s actually not bad for staining the mask when I have to put the damn thing on to leave my office or go into a store. Always looking for other options, though. Some pretty smearproof lipsticks or “stains” I’ve found rather drying.

      • Grummun

        Sorry, my eyes rolled so far back in my head that I missed the end of the commercial. If I see it again, I’ll pay better attention.

    • hayeksplosives

      I hate the masked ads too. I’m not going to catch an infectious disease over the television (or billboard) so it’s clearly a signal.

      What is the message?
      1) Masks are fun & quirky
      2) This is the New Normal
      3) Honest attempt to encourage compliance with “rules”
      4) A harbinger of single-message propaganda by state united with chosen connected corporations

      • Count Potato

        It’s corporate virtue signaling, and the message is the same as always: “buy our product”.

      • Rat on a train

        We validate your anxiety. Give us money.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m surprised you didn’t hear about that earlier, a great talent,
      RIP,Anne

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        BTW, your girl was lovely (“…Hubbell”). 🙁

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I was a Lucky guy, thanks,

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Just because we want to completely plan and control the economy doesn’t mean we’re socialists

    The U.S. economy added more than 900,000 jobs last month. For most White House officials, that would be considered a banner number. For Janelle Jones, the top economist at the Labor Department, there is much more work for the Biden administration to do.

    Jones, the first Black woman to ever hold her position, says it would take a year of similar jobs reports just to get back to where the economy was before the pandemic. But even then, she says, getting back to the status quo is not enough.

    “I’m not really going to be satisfied if we return the economy to February 2020,” Jones told NPR. “I think we can do better than that. I think we can return the economy to a time when wages were growing for workers, when bargaining was strong, when we saw benefits really increasing.”

    From her perch at the Labor Department, Jones is one of the Biden administration officials facing the enormous task of addressing historic economic disparities that have only intensified during the global pandemic — in particular for communities of color. At a time when the economy is showing signs of rebound, the focus for Jones is how to ensure those gains reach everyone.

    Workers of the world, unite. Smash capitalism.

    • Grumbletarian

      There was record low unemployment rate for minorities, and yet these morons would have you believe that times had never been worse for people of color in America.

      • Sean

        Systemic racism!!!!

      • Nephilium

        It’s just wage slavery with extra steps.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        And lest we forget, record numbers of minorities voted for Trump in The Fortification™️. They wanted more of what he did.

        But, yeah. Those are all just Uncle Toms and whatever equivalent term they use for other Race Traitors who succumbed to White Supremacy.

        These people are fucking delusional with their “white supremacy” schtick. It seems pretty clear to me that this line of argumentation is coming from a place of weakness. I’m not convinced that anyone other than those who already believed that nonsense is buying it.

    • rhywun

      Step away from the NPR. For your sanity.

      • hayeksplosives

        How is it that PBS still produces and airs excellent pro-Liberty content (mostly from “Free to Choose Media”, a legacy of Milton Friedman) but NPR is full-on socialist?

    • EvilSheldon

      Nah, it can also mean that you’re fascists.

      It’s tough to tell the two boots apart, just by how the sole feels on one’s face…

      • zwak

        “If you want a picture of the future, imagine a CLOWN SHOE stamping on a human face—for ever.”

    • Homple

      Is there any office or achievement left that hasn’t had its First Black Woman?

      • Rat on a train

        VP?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Because we’re stupid assholes.

      • Gender Traitor

        …and the people pulling the strings are smart assholes who know what’s in their personal self-interest, the rest of us be damned?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In all fairness, I think they’re pretty fucking stupid.

      • Rat on a train

        Also racists, sending ships to the black sea. We also send ships to the red and yellow seas, but never to the white sea.

    • LCDR_Fish

      TBF, the navy does have more flexibility and less inherent risk than say, dropping another thousand troops in Ukraine (not sure if we still have trainers on the ground there at this time). Legally they can only stay in the Black sea for 2 weeks at a time, and their presence could impact decision-making positively. In that region, I think a Gulf of Tonkin scenario is far less likely.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We have no business there, give me a good reason,

      • LCDR_Fish

        Not gonna justify it explicitly, but it does show support for allies and the NATO alliance (which still exists even if I don’t like it at this point) – and if it works as a point of consideration for parties [de]escalation at limited risk to our troops, it’s worthwhile. Free movement of the seas (including the Black sea even as Russia tries to monopolize it) is a mandate of the Navy.

    • Tres Cool

      C’mon man! Those missiles are no good just laying around. And those defense contractors that made generous campaign donations need a reason to build more. So we can use them against brown people.

    • hayeksplosives

      We’ve alway been at war with Westasia.

  6. Timeloose

    Brood X gonna give it too ya!

    • Count Potato

      WHAT?

    • Rat on a train

      X an XIX will be joining forces in 2089 for a massive block party.

      • Count Potato

        COME ON!

  7. The Late P Brooks

    The latest job numbers illustrate the stark challenge that the administration faces. While the overall jobless rate dropped to 6% in March, unemployment only fell to 7.9% for Latinos and 9.6% for African Americans.

    “If the overall unemployment rate was 9.6% for all workers, we would be running around with our heads on fire. That is crisis levels of unemployment,” Jones said.

    Even when the economy was booming during the Trump administration and jobless rates hit historic lows, Black unemployment remained at about twice the rate of white unemployment.

    Maybe someday black unemployment will make it back to where it was when the Bad Orange Racist was in office. But until every black woman is CEO of a Fortune 500 company, Amerikkka will be a racist shithole.

    • rhywun

      The reported unemployment rate in NYC is over 12%. What are you going to “do” for us, ma’am?

    • EvilSheldon

      Basically roller derby with more explicit violence? I don’t hate it.

      • Count Potato

        Still not as good as Rollerball.

  8. juris imprudent

    Another link: Although qualified immunity was not amongst the reforms, MD did repeal their first-in-the-nation LE Bill of Rights; and the laws passed over the governor’s veto.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    *looks out window at fresh snow*

    Whycome no global warming equity?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      SHHHH, don’t say that word, I wanna Golf later,

    • zwak

      Turn off the lights, civilization is over.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    High priesthood of superstition and paranoia

    “Vaccinations are an important tool for making the fall semester safe,” says Antonio Calcado, who leads the Rutgers COVID-19 task force. “We felt that just simply encouraging would not have the same effect as a requirement.”

    Colleges have struggled this year to control outbreaks on campus. Residential campuses are social spaces, where viruses can (and did!) spread through dorms, off-campus housing and parties. And campuses aren’t insulated from their communities; there is research to suggest that spread of the coronavirus among students led to nearby deaths in nursing homes.

    “Research suggests” we have successfully discarded most of what made us, and western civilization, successful.

    It’s only a matter of time before the degeneracy of man is complete.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      You’re not listening to Rhywun…

    • rhywun

      That ship sailed decades ago. Schools already require all sorts of vaccinations.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Mine didn’t.

      • rhywun

        Huh. Mine required all the usual childhood shots.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oh, *childhood*… Maybe mine did and I’ve forgotten supplying proof. I didn’t even think to get a meningitis vax.

      • Gustave Lytton

        More and more colleges are requiring, or state laws require, a full range of vaccinations, with no exceptions for distance/online enrollment. And this was before covid.

      • westernsloper

        Vaccinations for things that did not pose any risk to those being pushed to get vaccinated? We are in new territory here.

      • hayeksplosives

        We’re all in this together. Get with the program, comrade. Your selfish individualism must bow to the collective Greater Good.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        No, this is old established territory. Hep B vaccine is required for all children. The first shot in the series is injected within 24 hours of birth for infants.

        Hep B is transmissible through intercourse and intravenous drug use. There is zero risk of Hep B for any infant or child that wasn’t born to crackhead. And used to only be given to the children of crackheads. Several years ago the CDC voted to make it mandatory for all children.

        My children have not gotten the Hep B vaccine. We have to tell the hospital that their pediatrician will give it and then it took calling six different practices to find one who is okay with our modified vaccine schedule (essentially we follow the 1988 CDC schedule).

        Even then, saying schools require it is not quite right. Since school is compulsory, essentially it is the State requiring it of all children which is much worse and intrusive. Homeschooled children still must provide proof of receiving Hep B (and all other required vaccines) upon request by the State unless if you fall into a few special groups granted an exception.

      • westernsloper

        Huh. I am not up to date I guess. My kid is 26 and I don’t even remember the vaccination days.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Yeah, at 26 your kid was in a different vaccine world then exists now. May have even been on the 1988 schedule.

        I was on the 1983 schedule, and I think I received 7 shots in total. The last time I looked, children are required to receive something like 39 different shots.

      • westernsloper

        I couldn’t tell you how many I have had. I have a vaccine book as big as my passport. All, except childhood ones, were voluntary to get a work visa in some or other shithole.

      • DrOtto

        Nobody needs 39 kinds of vaccine. (Am I doing this right Bernie?)

  11. The Late P Brooks

    In addition to becoming a distribution site for the vaccine, Rutgers University will also begin a mass communication campaign to educate the student body and the surrounding community, about the importance of getting a COVID-19 vaccine.

    “We’re having students do videos,” says Calcado. Administrators are working with the university’s student government to design messages that resonate. “We need to take out the noise, and concentrate on what the science says. The message is: What are the facts? What do we know?”

    Calcado says it’s not just the current or prospective students he has in mind for this. “When our students go back to their communities, to their families,” he says, “you know they’re armed with good information.”

    What are the facts?

    What do we know? Not a goddam thing, apparently. That’s why we need this massive propaganda campaign.

    • Sean

      It’s all so tedious. The lines have been drawn. Is there anyone being swayed in either direction at this point?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I look at all of this as battlespace prep for the next phase. The one where a vax passport is required to travel or gain admittance to any store with a national presence. Also included in this phase will be some sort of liability waiver plus strong suggestion for employers to tell their employees to get the vax or be fired.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

        For a virus that is functionally a bad flu.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m finding more people gaining skepticism about effectiveness of lockdowns and the arbitrariness of the “scientific” guidelines.

        Stories of horrific consequences of lockdown and cutoff access of non-Covid disease treatment are slowly spreading, including by word of mouth and personal experience.

        My own husband’s ICU delirium/psychosis was brought on in part by the dozens of faceless doctors, nurses, orderlies he’s dealing with in the hospital.

        I go in his room and immediately take my mask off so he can see me and understand my speech. Occasionally an annoying nurse (one in particular, who’s probably a delight at parties) keeps poking her head in and telling me to wear my mask at ALL times, including in the patient’s room.

        The Covid negative patient. The one who’s holding my hand in his new-found sanity and who bit my own lip in the height of his psychosis. I need to wear a mask with him.

        Sure, Nurse Ratched, I’ll get right on that.

      • zwak

        I swear to god, masks are a combination of Jim Crow laws and Nazi armbands.

        And around as effective as putting magnets in your shoes…

      • Gender Traitor

        But…but…they said I’d float away if I didn’t!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So let’s be clear. The universities are doing this because there is no liability to them. If anyone suffers long term health issues from the vaccine, it’s no skin off their back.

      I doubt they’ve even consulted with the immunologists in their own med schools.

      If they were being honest, they’d at least outline the fact that there are no long-term safety results on any of these vaccines, but particularly the mRNA versions.

      Individual choice be damned. And woe unto the incoming freshman that they dropped this bomb onto if they’ve already declined other schools and are now being forced into taking it.

  12. juris imprudent

    A link that is about as surprising as the sun rising in the east this morning.

    When former President Donald Trump nominated Barrett in September, Democrats warned her confirmation would tilt the court to the “far right,” noting it would have a 6-3 split between conservatives and liberals for the first time in decades. New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, the chamber’s Democratic leader, said Barrett’s confirmation would “alter the lives and freedoms of the American people while they stood in line to vote.”

    • limey

      “But it’s conservatives that are politicizing the judiciary, because only one side does this and it’s them.” – a sociopath

    • Rat on a train

      If we have to pack the court to make it 6-3 in our favor, it’s a small price to pay to get our way.

  13. Toxteth O'Grady

    I should go do stuff, but I can’t quit you people.

    • Sean

      *waves*

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m off to do laundry then Play the Game, dressed in Red from my hat to my Vans, these Provincials don’t know what hit em!
      \People of the Soil, you know, Morons….

  14. EvilSheldon

    Good morning! Time to head out to the range and turn about 200 rounds of 9×19 into noise (and skill, hopefully!)

    • Sean

      Pew pew pew!

    • westernsloper

      Thank you!

    • Q Continuum

      ^^^This guy gets it.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I HATE seeing soooo many commercials featuring face masks these days. Does not bode well for the future.

    Speaking of which- have the face diapers made it onto regular teevee shows yet?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Made it to the comic strips. Hooray for Peanuts repeats.

    • Nephilium

      I’ve seen promo shots for the last season of Shameless showing the characters wearing masks.

      • Count Potato

        That show sucks now anyway. They should have ended it when Emmy Rossum left. Not that it wasn’t going downhill before then.

    • rhywun

      I’ve only seen it on some reality shows I watch… Hoarders*, a couple food shows. And of course sports – where the ‘rona apparently only attacks people who stand still.

      I don’t watch scripted television any more.

      *where they don’t really offend given how common it’s always been for the cast to need to wear a mask when entering some of the more disgusting hoards

    • Gender Traitor

      On BattleBots lately, some teams wear masks and some don’t. Thankfully, the hosts don’t. They have the obligatory plexiglass shield between them, but often seem to scoot out in front of it when chatting between fights.

  16. Cy Esquire

    “Egypt demands huge fee from Ever Given owners after ship blocked Suez Canal”

    I feel like this wasn’t the company’s fault. They just won the sandstorm lottery. Also, what about the Egyptian, Suez Pilot that they paid the Egyptian government to be on board?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This will revolve around insurance companies and legal contracts for about a decade in the courts.

    • limey

      As my near-sociopathic relative was fond of gleefully pointing out, “Captain America is a f&^%ing NAZIIII!!!!” because she read about* some comic book story arc where “Captain America” turns out to have been a Hydra agent the whole time, or something. Xhe was ecstatic about finding out that Odin was “an abusive father” when that Thor 3 movie came out. Xhe seems overjoyed to have her cynical prejudices about “old white men” confirmed by fictional characters.

      *Note that she didn’t actually read it, just read about it via the talking points that were generated for it on pathological SJW social media of some kind or another. Premium reflexivity in culture war idiocy. I do not want to be financially responsible for this person in the years to come.

      Anyway, I like your avatar. Steve Rogers is cool. I must be a NaZiiiI!1112″”!!!1 However, unlike Steve Rogers, I cannot do this all day, and so I bid the Glibs a happy Sunday and will go outside to enjoy the chill wind.

      • rhywun

        She is aware that current pop-culture is recasting everything in her favor, right?

        I.e. these things don’t “turn out” that way, they are specifically ret-conned due to terror of the woke mobs.

      • Cy Esquire

        Thank you. People get pretty weird about their comic books. I’m not a huge marvel fan, but I do like how relatable Cap is. I think he stands for the core of what most people want to see in our military. Not that it’s accurate, but I hope there are a few people entering the military or going out of their way to right a wrong, that are semi inspired from some good old fashion childhood brain washing.

      • Nephilium

        So the one comic which retconned decades of history, and wound up being retconned itself (Red Skull and Cosmic Powers IIRC) makes Cap a Nazi forever.

        /goes and puts on Captain America shit

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “But it’s conservatives that are politicizing the judiciary, because only one side does this and it’s them.” – a sociopath

    What we believe is true. What you believe is a lie.

    • EvilSheldon

      “We’re already living in a Dystopia. Might as well make it a cyber punk dystopia.”

      Truth.

      *pats Ono-Sendai Cyberspace 7 sticker on laptop*

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in Extremism in the Military

    Nearly 40% of US Marines are declining Covid-19 vaccinations, according to data provided to CNN on Friday by the service, the first branch to disclose service-wide numbers on acceptance and declination.

    As of Thursday, approximately 75,500 Marines have received vaccines, including fully vaccinated and partially vaccinated service men and women. About 48,000 Marines have chosen not to receive vaccines, for a declination rate of 38.9%.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    And speaking of rooting out extremists in the military- how long ’til they float a proposal to bring back the draft? People who volunteer to defend their country cannot be trusted to fight for their government. Bring back mandatory public service!

    If I have thought of this, you know Kamaula has.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Good. At least we have Marines that have some sense.

      • LCDR_Fish

        On the surface, I agree with their personal choices, but in the big picture, it’s a PITA. Due to DoD regs, that means you have to waste taxpayer money paying for folks to isolate every time they transfer or move for training, etc.

        Due to local regs, I’m stuck here for remote drill this month (probably the only person not drilling in person) because the base CO wants everyone unvaccinated coming from Norfolk to isolate for 2 weeks – and my company has already paid for that 2x this year. Need to get it done so that I can support inspections this summer, etc. 2 weeks in isolation is expensive and a massive waste of training/operations time.

    • juris imprudent

      There was a line in the SECDEF’s memo about “honoring the oath to uphold the Constitution” which of course is precisely the point of those extremist Oath Keepers. Irony, even better when unintentional.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Very nice selection, thanks Q

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Warty will be pleased. A plethora of squats were done to achieve those pleasant posteriors.

  19. Count Potato

    Who would win a fight between five monkeys and a billion cicadas?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The guy who records it on his cellphone?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I read that as Flying Monkeys

      • Nephilium

        All monkeys can be flying monkeys if you put them in the right launching apparatus.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Five Monkeys sounds like a bad hamburger joint

      • rhywun

        At least they cook all their burgers “well-done”.

        “NOW EBOLA-FREE!”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I don’t know why people go there. A while ago I heard of a man jailed for having a trace of cannabis on his shoe; what happened after I don’t know.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the UAE is on a growing list of countries I won’t consider visiting.

      • juris imprudent

        I can’t think of a single Muslim majority country I have the slightest interest in visiting.

      • Rat on a train

        Not just visiting. When I looked for flights from Virginia to the Philippines, I chose a layover in Tokyo over one in the gulf.

      • creech

        Yeah, I wouldn’t either. Now that every right thinking , anti-Jim Crow American has added Georgia to the list of places not to be seen, the world of travel destinations is shrinking even more.

  20. Count Potato

    “Las Vegas family is awarded $29.5M after aspiring actress is left brain damaged and can only communicate with her eyes following negligent medical treatment for an allergic reaction to a peanut butter pretzel

    He argued that neither of the two medics on-site that day had IV epinephrine, an adrenaline treatment for severe allergic reactions that is required by the Southern Nevada Health District.

    According to testimony during a three-week trial, the requirement was established by a task force the company sits on.

    Morris said the medics instead deployed intramuscular epinephrine, but IVs are required for full anaphylaxis.

    He argued the cost of the drug was only $2.42.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9458363/Las-Vegas-family-awarded-29-5M-allergic-reaction-case.html

    Yet epi-pens cost a gazillion dollars.

    • juris imprudent

      Nice red herring about the cost. Sure the drug is cheap, but you have to have someone qualified to run an IV and not just a basic EMT on site.

      • Count Potato

        An AEMT or paramedic could do it.

    • Rat on a train

      It no longer surprises me that people with life-threatening allergies will eat whatever is put in front of them.

  21. Rat on a train

    Richmond restaurants are having trouble hiring as they reopen. The headline and beginning of the article cite bad customers as a big part of the problem. Then they get to

    Kruger — and many in the industry — don’t anticipate the staffing situation getting better as long as unemployment benefits pay more than workers can make on the job.

    • rhywun

      Ya think?

      ?‍♂️

    • Rat on a train

      White supremacists are everywhere.

    • juris imprudent

      Indianans busying smuggling guns.

    • creech

      Yes, did you know you can walk into a gun show and walk out with a van load of machine guns, no questions asked?

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    Boy it sure is uplifting around here today,

    • Cy Esquire

      We haven’t even pulled out the good booze yet!

    • Nephilium

      I’m trying to decide if I’m going to be good and be on the diet today and count calories, or if I want to be good and go ride my bike up to a brewery for lunch.

      • egould310

        Agreed. Bike. Beer. Broseph.

      • Nephilium

        I think this counts as consensus.

        Fat Heads it is. They did just celebrate their anniversary after all.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        One Step Ahead! Yiss!

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m a few minutes behind “live” on the satellite radio online, but coming up shortly on “Symphony Hall” (classical channel) is Millennium of Music – all Pre-Bach, all the time.

        Now, THAT’S retro! 😉

        That’s my weekend guilty pleasure. Through the week, though I mostly stick to much more recent retro.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ah, cool. 75, right? I gotta get a subscription. No more opera channel, I see.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        76? whatever it takes?

      • Gender Traitor

        Close – 76. Don’t see a Channel 75 listed, at least in the Jazz/Standards/Classical category. Would’ve thought that might be the “Pops” channel. Looks as if Met Opera Radio got bumped to the online-only tier at Channel 355. (AFAIK, online comes with any subscription.)

      • Gender Traitor

        Ah! Pops is 755.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, 75 might be Elvis now.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    You gots to believe

    As UCSF infectious diseases expert Dr. Monica Gandhi puts it, you should still be wearing a mask to fulfill your social contract to your fellow neighbor.

    “The idea that we’ll all be wearing masks in public for a short period of time can be rankling to some,” Gandhi said. “But I consider it … sort of a polite thing to do.”

    Two weeks months years to flatten the curve!

    What a heaping helping of superstitious imbecility.

    • Rat on a train

      You have no idea what is in the social contract I have with my neighbors. There is stuff about trees with one. I’ve given another neighbor access to maintain a fence. I don’t seen anything about masks.

  24. OBJ FRANKELSON

    Speaking of monkeys… one of the funniest ‘no shit, there I was‘ stories I have ever read (tad long but totally worth it).

  25. The Late P Brooks

    She acknowledges that some people — whether anti-maskers who want to take off their face coverings post-vaccine, or anti-vaxxers who refuse to get the shot — will be unhappy with her pleas for good manners.

    “It’s almost impolite that some of us can run around scot-free and some of us have to wear a face mask and so I guess that’s how I’m framing it, and I’m going to be criticized for that.”

    I get it. You’re a thumbsucking moron.

    • Rat on a train

      Don’t blame others for your agoraphobia.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m a little amazed she had the self awareness to recognize that she could be criticized. You would think that kind of self righteous mind would denigrate anyone who would dare to criticize.

    • The Last American Hero

      I saw him at the Children’s Museum back in 2011. His fans were completely gonzo. I’m pretty sure a couple of them go so excited they wet themselves.

  26. The Other Kevin

    I thought Egypt might suez, but it sounds like a pyramid scheme.

    • Gender Traitor

      Tut, tut – you’re going to get Swissy’s narrowed Giza ‘pon you.

    • Cy Esquire

      You’d think Egypt were used to getting there ass kicked for 6 days straight.

      • Cy Esquire

        G’ah!!!

        *their

      • Rat on a train

        You brute!

      • R C Dean

        Keep squinting like that and you’ll get lines around you ides.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Someone’s gonna get gypped.

  27. westernsloper

    I just remembered I have bacon.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Meet the Press is EXPOSING white supremacism in America!

    It’s racists, all the way down.

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s amazing how much white supremacy has been just sitting out there in the open all these years, and nobody thought to say anything about it.

    • juris imprudent

      Did they all perform ritual mortification for their own whiteness? If not, they can fuck right off. If they did, that’s good for a laugh.

    • westernsloper

      Ya, that has been making the twitter rounds. What’s with the cops holding their pistols like gang bangers?

      • Cy Esquire

        I’d like to see the entire interaction. Contrary to popular belief, people/cops don’t just pull their guns and point them at people.

      • westernsloper

        True. However, in my experience, most cops are dicks and that fact is why they became cops.

    • rhywun

      Oh goody, the media needed another incident to turn into a racial shit-show right about now.

    • juris imprudent

      who is Black and Latino

      Oh a two-fer!

      • juris imprudent

        That said, those two cops should be his personal bitches for a few months – what a pair of assholes.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    It’s still Donald Trump’s Republican Party.

    What would they do if the didn’t have Bad Orange Man to huff and puff about?

  30. Count Potato

    “Why celebrating ‘mixed-race beauty’ has its problematic side

    The trend personified by the Kardashians is driven by the aesthetics of ambiguity – and proximity to whiteness

    This “trend” had an impact on mixed women – at least those of us with Black and white heritage – as we found that our features became covetable and desirable, just as long as they were wrapped in the palatable package that comes with proximity to whiteness.

    And that is why it’s impossible to see the rise of mixed beauty ideals as a positive thing, because at its heart sits an unsettling insistence on white superiority.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/apr/08/why-celebrating-mixed-race-beauty-has-its-problematic-side

    Do you know who else was against race mixing?

    • Cy Esquire

      JFC! Who is writing this shit? Who is printing it? This is blatantly racist garbage.

      • Count Potato

        Pretty much everyone on the left.

    • Rat on a train

      The triathlon is impure.

    • rhywun

      Narrator: Literally everyone is “racially mixed”.

      • creech

        Most black Americans have some white dna. I’ve actually been told that it is the presence of white DNA that is responsible for criminal behavior among some blacks.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    We can’t leave Afghanistan!

    It’s probably full of white supremacists.

  32. Count Potato

    “Watch the moment federal officers rushed out to respond after #antifa set the @ICEgov facility on fire last night. Antifa barricaded the front of the facility to trap people inside while the building was on fire.”

    https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1381235590713204738

    Mostly peaceful burning people to death.

    • rhywun

      Again?! Why isn’t this national news, I wonder.

      /Look over there! Something racisty happened somewhere!

      • juris imprudent

        And the Dem-media complex have to admit there is a problem? They haven’t hit bottom yet.

    • Aloysious

      Any body that successfully suppresses the urge to retaliate against those antifa barbarians is a better person than I am.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Attention, citizen- stand by for an announcement from the Ministry of Truth

    That extends an opportunity to President Joe Biden and congressional Democrats to find an ally in an unlikely place when the party has unified control of the federal government for the first time in a decade. Biden is pushing an ambitious $2.3 trillion infrastructure package that includes corporate tax increases — which the White House is characterizing to CEOs as upfront investments that will ultimately make companies more profitable.

    “It’s important for making the country more competitive,” said Cedric Richmond, the White House’s director of public engagement. “We think the plan is so important to the country that we are advocating and singing its praises to all businesses.”

    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    • creech

      “Yes, Herr Krupp, this large donation to the Party will, in the long term (over next 1,000 years), rebound in increased profits and infrastructure benefitting your company.”

    • rhywun

      JFC.

    • juris imprudent

      They could literally quote Mussolini and the drooling pack of dogs wouldn’t even notice.

  34. Tundra

    Good morning, friends!

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • Cy Esquire

      Good morning to you too!

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Just as important, Democratic counties have become the primary engines for growth. The counties that backed Biden last year account for 71% of all U.S. economic activity, according to the Brookings Institution.

    Why do I assume that “economic activity” number relies heavily on the government spending portion of GDP?

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      That, and it also signifies that leftist enclaves had larger amounts of economic damage due to government meddling.

    • westernsloper

      I have missed out on what all that means but I am not a comic geek so it is expected.

      • Nephilium

        A hack writer made Jordan Peterson a villain who was originally associated with the Nazi party. The villain is known for faking identities and trying to take over the world.

      • Tundra

        The memes are all Red Skull and JPB quotes.

        One of my favorites.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I like how the lobster legs appear to make little OK signs.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Hey, on the tweety the daughter is standing in front of Tres Cool’s avatar.

    • westernsloper

      Holy moly. Put the tp in the freezer now.

      • Sean

        It’s food and a weapon!

        I’ve never tried any of these varieties before.

      • Rat on a train

        Medical grade, as in you can track them through your digestive track.

    • Nephilium

      If you want to hurt some people, plant some bell peppers near those hots.

      • Sean

        ?

    • Aloysious

      Screw the Scoville scale.

      I now name it the Sean scale.

  36. westernsloper

    White rabbits and Africa

  37. Muzzled Woodchipper

    It’s a good sign to see positive pushback against the circus show.

    Apple Inc is refusing to testify at an upcoming U.S. Senate subcommittee hearing on competition issues related to mobile app stores, the bipartisan leaders of the panel said on Friday.

    […]

    Senators Amy Klobuchar, a Democrat, and Mike Lee, a Republican, said they wrote to Apple Chief Executive Tim Cook on Friday urging the company to reconsider.

    “A little more than two weeks before the planned hearing, Apple abruptly declared that it would not provide any witness,” the letter said. “Apple’s sudden change in course to refuse to provide a witness to testify…is unacceptable.”

    These hearings have been little more than opportunities for pols to display their complete ignorance with their attempts to make monkeys dance. It’s fucking grandstanding.

    Good on Apple for having the balls to tell them to eat shit.

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-tech-antitrust-apple-idUSKBN2BW2NX

    • creech

      More than 50/50 chance they cave and someone shows up.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Maybe.

        But even publicly saying “no” is a big step.

  38. juris imprudent

    So I was futzing around looking for non-Android smartphones, and I came across this outfit. Anyone know anything about them – good or bad?

    I’m thinking of buying the Librem mini as a starting point. Figure if I like that, I can move on to the phone.

  39. DEG

    Cincinnati’s Under the Weather has a solution to keep the insects off of you while you enjoy the great outdoors. The company started out making pop-up protective pods to keep out inclement weather at sporting games but has since gone on to create items like the IntubationPod. And this latest limited-edition invention is geared toward stopping cicadas.

    Looks too much like some crap I’ve seen to “protect” people from Lil Rona.