Cap, we have a Sensor lock, 20 minutes, (memory access 2552) we have chased this thing for 2 months now, following a Heliocentric orbit, aimed at Mars again, why? We have been Fukin with it, close fast passes to see when they would bounce us, we got used to that. I guess they did too, after a slow flyby, we were ready, our drop ship had fast attack capabilities, so we could beam out in an instant.(close memory access)
“ Helm, you have the Ship” Aye Cap, and off we went, Sensors showed what appeared to be a porthole, so we made for that, and once the Grav dock kicked in, we were ready, for what? Who the Fuk knows.With weapons drawn, I touched the door and, Voila! It opened without a sound,
(there is no sound in space) and I stepped in, why not? The Black could kill us anytime it wanted to, and despite what it did to my home, this needed a finish, so I proceeded. “Sensors! What do you have?” It looks like a big pile of nothing Sir, all Carbon, no electrical power, just nothing but Carbon Sir, well then, “Boys ,search mode, vid, and teams of 2, find out what we have, we may have struck Gold”
(memory access 2552) what to say, she’s been gone a year now, I have been in touch with a good friend who keeps me company, so I have that, but this is become an obsession, I must know what it is, why is it here, what the Hell does it want? (close memory access)
Cap, Got something you should see! “”On my way” answers are what we need right now,
“Show me” well Sir, there is something alive in there, but we can’t open the case it’s in, and it seems to be the Brain of the Black, pardon my expression Sir, “well said Sensors, good work, extra ration of Grog for you Sir!” Thankee Cap!
How to get in without killing the contents? Carbon can be shattered to bits with even our smallest weapons, but pinpoint cuts? I spoke with the Master Chef, “ Chef, Good Man! How are you this fine day! “ being a large Negroid, 7’ 11” you showed respect, or they would kill you, that’s how that planet did things, so we respected that, “ I need a carbon cutter that adjusts for depth and stops before it kills what’s inside, wadda ya think?” “ and by the way, the Souffle was great” 12 hours Boss man, done for you, and I knew we were finally on to something….
To be continued
OT right off the bat. Come at me Bro’!
My birthday dinner tonight was veal chops, with a reduction of leftover sauce from Tuscan style ribs, mushroom risotto and roasted yellow squash and zucchini. I am savoring my second glass of wine in high contentment. I cooked and Mrs JI is cleaning – I love that woman!
As long as it’s a good wine.
I’m a ’58, the wine is not – just a nice Mondavi Cab. I’m not THAT self-indulgent!
Happy Birthday juris!
Im not sure if that’s your actual pic, or a weird Burl Ives/Hemmingway photoshop.
Happy Birthday!
I have the facial hair, but not the talent of either (and very happily not the disposition of the latter).
It’s him. I already commented on the pr0n stache and he confirmed it is indeed him.
Not really all that OT. Something about the chef and a souffle. Happy b-day, btw.
Happy stinking birthday, ya filthy animal!
I looked at 1958 wine, they are
far more than I would spend, but not as absurdly priced as I expected.
The Gattinara sounds interesting, but yeah, a little more than a non-milestone birthday would merit.
Congrats
Happy birthday!
Now that you’re 63, you can start singing to Mrs JI “will you still feed me, will you still need me, when I’m 64?”
Happy Birthday!
She’s a screamer, but nobody cares.
Thats why I cant fuck with asian women- too much squeaking. Banging them reminds me of the dog’s squeaky toy and I lose my stride.
Maybe I should sign up for the trip to Mars with that japanese broad from “Pacific Rim(job)”.
Two words: ball gag.
I used to “go with” an Asian-American girl when I was in grad school. Her voice would change as she was going through different stages of arousal – like some kind of multiple personality issue. Her normal voice was a bit low (for a female) and as she was getting into the feeling it turned high and almost childlike, then when she was going for the brass ring it turned deep and almost a growl. It was a bit disconcerting but not enough to make me lose my stride.
Sounds like a case of straight-up demonic possession.
On the plus side: free pea soup!
Something something rub it three times to make the demon come out.
Like I said, it was a bit disconcerting, especially the first time, but she had some mad oral skills (which, of course, did not include the vocalization!) which made up for everything else. I’ll never forget the feeling like I was melting through the floor.
Obligatory:
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IJpWeSLAy70/V3NDwUL_47I/AAAAAAAAGdg/X-TaB70PElMqffcp0O6uyC3frwqCklApwCLcB/s1600/Ifatreefalls.jpg
Redhedz 4 Yusef.
https://archive.li/hZF1x
Many redheads of questionable authenticity. Us gingers know our own.
#1 is a great start though.
q-ette is turning ginger. Either Mrs. Q was getting strange or her side’s genes destroyed my (((swarthiness))).
I was surprised when my firstborn was ginger, her mother has brown hair, which I thought was genetically dominant.
It is, but she might also have had a recessive ginger gene.
What you really needed to worry about were if you were both ginger and the baby turned out brunette.
Farkel Family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-T5hMZRP8w
Or, “O’Doyle Rules!”
Much cuteness, much youth.
31
#4 – OK, my shopping is done, let me get to the checkout line.
Nice.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/why-baseball-should-keep-the-all-star-game-in-atlanta/ar-BB1fknJt?li=BB141NW3&ocid=mailsignout
“If Major League Baseball was truly worried about protecting the ability to vote in Georgia—and making sure Georgia’s disenfranchised voters weren’t silenced—there was a much, much better way to act: Bring the full force of baseball’s celebrity power to bear on Georgia itself. . .
. . . the decision of Major League Baseball to act was right, in an abstract, pro-democracy moral sense. But politics isn’t just about parading your virtue. It’s about real outcomes—getting real people to really vote—and by that standard, what the league did was to ignore a heaven-sent opportunity to actually do something concrete.”
I’m having a really hard time caring about this issue.
Not enough tits?
Precisely.
This might affect the Kissing Bandit.
What do you mean? Stacy Abrams is involved. She’s got plenty of tits.
Boobies-do (her belly sticks out further than her boobies do, the male equivalent is dicky-do) are excluded from consideration.
Obligatory
This time WITH link.
Narrator: “Major League Baseball doesn’t give two shits about protecting the ability to vote in Georgia.”
You know what’s disenfranchising? Some random truck showing up at midnight with boxes full of ballots being counted after all of the fucking observers got sent home. By people who are all wearing Biden/Harris buttons. That’s some disenfranchising right fucking there!
FIFY
Not for nothing, who’s the last MLB player with any social relevance? Bonds? ARod? Does anybody in America actually give a shit what MLB players have to say about anything?*
*fan of baseball who played the sport for eleven years as a kid.
If anyone cares, I can verify that King Soopers is Kroger.
Yes. It is my go to.
Harris Teeter, which is my go to in SC, has some differences. King Soopers is a Kroger with the wrong name on the building.
And it looks like it will be our go to in the greater Fort Collins area.
Chains owned by Kroger
Dillons
Food 4 Less[84]
Fred Meyer
Fred Meyer Jewelers
Fry’s
Harris Teeter
Home Chef
King Soopers
Kroger[85]
The Little Clinic
Mariano’s
QFC
Ralphs
Roundy’s[86][87]
Ruler Foods
Smith’s
Vitacost
Ours is Smith’s.
So did Kroger buy up bunches of local grocery franchises or has Smith’s been a Kroger brand all along?
Loads of M&As according to Wikipedia.
Don’t forget Dillon’s, Fred Meyer’s, Frye’s, Harris Teeter, and Ralph’s. All Kroger.
So I didnt refresh for 5 minutes….
You’re supposed to constantly refresh to keep the website stats up.
Setup a script to spam F5!
Hey! That’s my job!
Brochetta sock: confirmed
I find keyboard commands to be…tricky.
Just think what the number of clicks here would be if Fist of Etiquette migrated over and got into a Firsting War with Bro.
Your son is a failure.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/14535705/son-cant-get-girlfriend/
Find something to demonstrate against and go to a demonstration in another city. If you don’t set unreasonably-high standards you can probably pick up a girl.
Don’t ask me how I know.
Finding them is easy. It’s the getting rid of them that’s hard.
Maybe that’s why Hank goes to another city…
Hello, hope it’s still fun, think Comic Book from the 30ths, I’ll keep it up,
Thanks Glibbies!, Out!
or the 30s,
Cool story. Thanks!
keep it coming
Thanks, Yoofus.
“Governor vetoes transgender bill, calls measure a ‘product of the cultural war’…
“We want to send a message of tolerance and diversity”
https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2021/apr/05/watch-live-governor-speak-reporters-1-pm/
Veto orverride?
I pity the parents and children trapped in the middle of the gigantic piles of misinformation being peddled by these charlatans.
“Gender affirming care” – holy hell how did we arrive at this point?!
Why is it my job to affirm someone who lives in a fucking fantasy world?
Fuck them.
I’m more than happy to see people do whatever the fuck they want, up to and including self mutilation.
But I’ll be goddamned if that translates to me actually believing a dude who cut off his cock and balls is a woman just because he says so.
GTFO.
Hey, at least cutting stuff off shows some commitment to the cause. Not like showing up to a salon and demanding they wax your girldick and ladyballs.
I won’t believe that they’ve changed genders or were born the opposite gender. Or are genderless. But out of politeness I may indulge them on an individual level and use their preferred pronouns if they are a legit tranny.
The idea of transitioning children is ludicrous.
As long as the preferred pronoun is “he” or “she” and the user makes an honest effort at it, sure.
Torn on whether “there oughtta be a law”. My gut says “no” but these ghouls are ruining a lot of lives over this shit.
That’s the thing about these cultural jihads. They make for really bad laws even though people are getting their lives ruined.
The reality is until somebody shoots up a gender studies class or blows up an HR department (not condoning this, just pointing out a possible end result, preet), these people have nothing to fear. The “give them a taste of their own medicine” mentality has gone nowhere, for many reasons. The “let the rational majority assert themselves” mentality has failed miserably. They’re going to keep stealing everybody else’s lunch money until somebody puts a steel toed boot to their cajones.
Trannies, just like everybody else, deserve a level of polite interaction and benefit of the doubt on the basis of being a person with innate human dignity. Trannies, just like everybody else, can wear out their welcome by being a pain in the ass. Weaponizing being a pain in the ass is the whole point of wokeness.
See Benihana lady the other day, or don’t.
Damn deer just ran out in front of me this evening. I was able to avoid it enough that it’s some very minor denting and the bumper came a bit detached, but should be able to be put back together and look fine. The one big fatality is my right headlight, the whole case smashed to bits. That’s the same light it cost $100 just to get the bulb changed 3 months ago 🙁
🙁 D:
Hopefully you threw it in the trunk. If you butcher it well you should almost break even.
How was the deer, though?
Sorry.
Sorry these deer-devils (get it?) have been messing with you (and themselves).
“Minor denting” could be expensive. Some moron let his or her shopping cart loose in the parking lot; I come out and find a small dent in my new car. Quote today was $1,350 to fix it.
Unless there is some structural damage I don’t see, I’m just going to have the headlight replaced and the bumper reattached. Like I said, the denting doesn’t look that bad and won’t bother me if it stays.
Did you need to call for a bambulance?
Doh!
creech, that sounds excessive.
Agreed. Details of quote seemed to have a lot of b.s. And I was told that with a $250 deductible for comprehensive insurance, I shouldn’t really care if my insurance company paid the rest. Still, I’m going to go get another quote at a less prominent collision repair center.
Pops-a-Dent?
The GWEN program (Ground Wave Emergency Network) was designed as a communication system for after a Global Nuclear War. After the nukes the ionosphere would be so highly ionized that normal communications would not be available. I did the EMP test on the system. I don’t think that it is in service anymore.
That would only affect systems that operate in < HF freqs, right? Satcoms would be pretty hosed, I'd imagine. LOS systems would still be viable if my understanding of RF propagation is correct.
That was the theory. Anything above a few hundred Hertz would not be able to propagate. LF “walked” around the ionized layer and the ground effects, hence “Ground Wave”.
It was LF or VLF meaning that only short, coded messages could be sent reliably. I used to spot the antennas when I was traveling, haven’t seen one in many, many years.
That reminds me of a VLF or ULF system that the Navy was working on to communicate with submarines. If I recall, baud rate was so slow that it was pretty much unusable.
I thought the Navy deployed those systems. I am prepared to be wrong though, most of my knowledge of Naval Operations comes from the Tom Clancy novels I devoured in my youth.
They may have. I left the DoD complex in the late 80’s and it was still experimental at that time.
Our HF systems used 100 baud (wpm) communication devices. The Navy system was 1/100th or 1/1000th that speed which meant an 8-digit letter took one to ten minutes to transmit.
All of this is from 35 years ago so I might be mis-remembering facts.
My understanding (again, not with any direct knowledge) is that that bandwidth would have been enough to transmit certain codes to reference certain sealed orders, which might include rendezvous points, target coordinates and attack times, or orders to surface for further instructions or to maintain stealth until further orders.
There was conjecture, with some correlating evidence that the Navy’s ULF experiments may have been what was causing whales and porpoises to run aground. Don’t know how you’d ever prove or disprove what could just be a Greenie conspiracy.
Reminds me of one of the most memorable X-Files episodes from my childhood.
Indeed
extra ration of Grog for you Sir
YES!
Listening to the Burns Hemingway documentary.
As far as I’ve been able to piece together: He was a great writer who reshaped American literature, while also finding the time to be a real dick.
Are there any great writers who reshape literature who aren’t a real dick?
I think some may have been fake dicks.
Hmmm…
H. L. Mencken seems to have been OK in person. He only married once.
Mark Twain was grouchy, but wasn’t a dick that I’ve heard of.
Chekhov. He practiced as a doctor through most of his literary career. I believe I’ve attended more performances of his plays in America than in Russia.
To be fair, you can’t help but compare him favorably to Sulu, who is totally a dick.
Oh, my!
well played
Sure.
*Readjusts the sophisticated European hat. What else can you expect from those low-culture Americans?*
Oh, Grr, I remember really liking The Seagull, read in .htm about a dozen or so years ago.
I know who Checkov is. He said that you need to whip it out by the third act, if you have one.
*Readjusts the sophisticated European hat. What else can you expect from those low-culture Americans?*
Ooh, love the sophisticated European shtick. Do you also own Chekhov’s gun?
He said just above that he’s seen his plays more often in the states than in Russia. He did not specify how he received them.
Come on. I was joking. I’ve been living here long enough that I’m not surprised by anything. Like having a grad student in my dorm who spoke Russian without any accent–he was not any kind of immigrant, much older, probably a former/wannabe CIA agent. Or one of my coworkers loved Russian literature much more than an average educated Russian: I saw shelves and shelves of Russian novels (translated to English) at his place, including those that even Russians in Russia rarely read. Or my acting coach at Harvard who was immensely proud that she had studied acting with Oleg Tabakov, one of the most revered Russian actors and theater directors.
I like you and trying to decipher your alphabet anyway. Pectopah! 😉
Anybody travelling to Russia should learn the Russian alphabet just a bit. It’s not that different. Suddenly you’ll recognize so many words without even trying.
Capital letters work best: PECTOPAH.
Washington cut down a Cherry Tree…Cherry Orchard…Japs gave DC Cherry Trees…This has big international conspiracy all over it…
Soooo handsome in his youth though!
Uh, Hemingway.
I’m a huge Hemingway fan. My memory has always sucked, so when I read a novel and think about it years later, I judge it by how deeply it pulled me into its universe (that feeling I do remember). Hemingway, GG Marquez, H. Murakami have done that better than anybody I’ve read. Add Tim O’Brien to that list.
Never read a word somehow. ESL kids were assigned him often.
I remember reading fiction. Sigh.
TFW the guy in charge of your social media accounts needs glasses or is a funny guy.
https://twitter.com/Dominos_UK/status/734122194389897216
I have a can of Glade air freshener that made it to market with artwork that included the photographer’s penis. It was supposedly a big deal in the early 1990s; my GF at the time bought a whole case of them and gave them out as novelty gifts.
Sorry, it was actually “Renuzit” brand. I have it around here somewhere.
What it smell like?
It’s mint in box!
Meant to write:
How would I know? It’s mint in box!
Straf will pay a premium if it smells of penis.
I, for one, am tired of being told I need to be ashamed of showing my penis.
What’s really disconcerting is believing that about half the time you do so it’s without your knowledge or content:
https://youtu.be/Y9mRl9tW3kE
*consent
I’m high, piss off. 😉
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That same GF was responsible for finding that “bambulance” tape linked above, too. She had a great and twisted sense of humor.
…Would?
This is a long podcast transcript. TL;DR version – they interview people about the Supreme Court’s compulsory-vaccination decision of 1905 (the Court was for it). Interviewees include the successor of the pastor who lost his fight to refuse a smallpox vaccination (the successor disavows his predecessor on this point). Then they mention that the Supreme Court, in Buck v. Bell (1927), used the vaccine precedent to justify forced sterilization.
Conclusion: Compulsory vaccination good, compulsory sterilization bad.
https://www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/archive/2021/03/jacobson-supreme-court-vaccination/618359/
“My body, my choice!”*
(*not really)
Let’s just say “sometimes.”
There are angels in the world.
https://mobile.twitter.com/JessicaVaugn
Too bad, because that would mean she can’t get married (Matthew 22:30)
And fallen angels, too.
https://youtu.be/JCaufP4j1ps?t=76s
Why haven’t I heard about some part of Portland being set on fire in a couple of months?
On to the next news cycle. The powers that be in Stumptown are waking up to the fact that they have an out of control violence problem (like real ongoing violent crime, not the cosplay kabuki kind) and trashed city (mainly unchecked bums). Of course, their solutions will do little to fix it other than funnel money to connected people. So success.
Antifa went down to the state capitol last weekend, did their usual show of intimidation and force, and Gov Kunt’s uniformed goons provided cover for them. Maybe their waiting for the end of the trial to blow up again, whatever the outcome is.
Do the locals support them? I would think anyone with a job is sick of them.
Hired goons?
https://youtu.be/FsUuhW7WbIg
Driving me crazy. Who sang that?
Yazoo (Yaz) originally.
https://youtu.be/a4g5MeonGYM
Flying Pickets did the acappella version.
https://youtu.be/qgDKtLPp46s
That’s it. Yaz. Thx.
Don’t forget, Tainted Angels.
South Gang broke up, the drummer, bassist and guitarist (now lead vocals as well) formed The Marvelous 3. Then they broke up after 1 indie record and 2 label records. The lead singer has been solo since.
She says the right things and looks good. There is also crazy in those eyes. Still, she is on the right side of the crazy/hot divide.
That’s a trap.
Name one that isn’t.
Listened to 5 minutes of Scott Adams yesterday. He says that you can’t say masks don’t work if cases went down after mask mandates were lifted because the trends were going down regardless. It’s the BS null hypothesis he’s been peddling every time I’ve stumbled across his channel for months.
I tried him for a while; just too cagey? if that’s the right word.
Cagey or simply lacking any principles. Dunno.
Nothing against him personally but his strip is about as amusing as Doonesbury. Was it funny in the 90s? I can’t remember.
I took a few 1996 ones at random:
https://dilbert.com/search_results?year=1996
So Drew Carey wasn’t crazy in season 2.
Was happy with this one.
https://mobile.twitter.com/GSlackjaw/status/1379236720407814145
“She sounds like a teakettle.” Uh, forgot to look toward the ending.
No great resolution. OK. I am just glad all my errands lately are not newsworthy, that I know of.
How can I tip the delivery lady?
I just watched a video about ‘Things Movies Always Get Wrong’, and one of them was the elevator escape hatch. I’ve seen that is in fact a real thing working at Current Job.
Jesus H. Koresh ya’all….Im hammered
So, you’re toast?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-IQ_Jo_nHrE
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Howdy, hope everyone is doing well,
Out!
https://www.fox29.com/news/spring-break-travel-easter-gatherings-could-spark-4th-covid-wave-medical-experts-say
Lol, kids – unmasked – on the plane made him uncomfortable. Kids are the worst.
Wow, she’s a damned genius!
*head desk*
Mornin’, Sean, Yusef. It’s a quiet morning. A lot of people off for Spring break. Plus traffic was light.
Mornin’ Sean, Yusef, TARDy, and Tres (if you’re still conscious!) 😉
Morning.
And good morning to you, too! How are you today?
Kinda Meh. I (literally) drempt up an odd meta idea for a story structure that would be quite technically difficult to execute. The thought was two parallel stories where the main character of each is writing a book that appears to be the other story based upon any dialog about the stories. Each lives in a very different type of setting from the other and a running joke is the unbelievability of the other’s setting. But they’re also dealing with a similar sort of mystery. The authors are different archetypes, with one being a hunter/classical hero type known for safari/adventure stories who keeps getting told that no one is going to buy a book from him about a nebbishy hanger-on in high society who has to live on the largess of his sister’s husband. Likewise the nebbish gets told his protagonist is too commonly done and won’t get any attention.
I’m debating whether the worlds stay separate with ambiguity as to shich is the ‘fictional’ world or if the two end up crossing over to solve the others’ mystery.
Interesting. Have you ever seen the movie ‘The Frame?’ It deals with a similar kind of parallel storyline.
Oh, that could be fascinating if you could pull it off! I’m not sure which approach would work best. It could be funny/awkward if they ran into each other “in real life.” Or could BOTH be fictional from the mind of a third writer?? (One more layer of meta?)
@sheldon – the answer the “have you ever seen/read” when asked of me is usually “No”. I’ve not heard of that.
@GT I thought of the third writer ending and decided against it.
Yeah that’s great, but can we do this as a buddy comedy where the first guy is a talking toaster? I’m thinking Vince Vaughn would be great as the high society guy. Kevin James owes me a favor so we can cast him as the toaster.
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Morning, UCS.
Who? Who? And what’s wrong with you?
I’m an uncultured deplorable who enjoys light-hearted buddy comedies with plots so thin they could slip through a crack in the sidewalk.
Then bother someone else, I don’t write comedies.
Mornin’ Glibred! One more work day, then 6 days of staycation.
Yay! I could stand a staycation now that it’s finally warm enough to enjoy my back porch. Do you have a space at your home that would make the time off pleasant?
I have a quiet deck I can sleep on until it gets too hot and the bugs come out. We are taking a short trip into the GA mountains though. I still consider it a staycation because it’s a short drive that is less than my daily commute sometimes. Wifey got a stand-alone VRBO on the river in Helen. (AKA Sad Germany) Looks like thunderstorms, but that’s okay.
Mornin’ y’all.
Is there anyone left after sturgis, christmas, and the reopening of the southern states?
Nope. We’re all dead. I’m a bot.
Actually you’re a box. Sean travels inside you and pushes your buttons.
Morning!
Can’t be. I haven’t checked, but it’s my understanding that my new driver has lady bits.
You’re having a fever dream. You’ll wake up soon.
https://www.fox29.com/news/many-women-are-buying-guns-for-the-first-time-as-gun-sales-across-the-delaware-valley-soar
/points to avatar
Good morning, Sean.
*Attempts to purchase a gun but falls at the first legal hurdle*
Greetings.
Don’t know if this new Imperial edict from DeWine will apply to our local minor league baseball team’s games, given the close proximity of the seating. Trying not to get my hopes up, but….please?
Good luck! They just can’t let it go, can they?
They’re just pulling this out of their bums like a kid’s party magician doing the Scarfe Trick and the public is just as mesmerized.
Nyarlathotep?
Good morning, all! The Prophet of Azathoth posts among us. He will reveal himself to those who are true believers, as the Crawling Chaos that haunts our dreams, or something.
Good…::checks international time::…afternoon, limey! What’s the world like in the future?
Sunny and clear. A little chilly. A little windy, but pretty good. I’m stuck in finishing up a written assignment for my college course which will take me all day, though. Cold sore has made an appearance on the tail end of this head cold I head. I guess it’s all ‘rona now, though. How’re thou?
Fit as a fiddle! (Though I may find out that’s not quite the case when I get to my “Butts & Guts” class tonight.)
Mornin’ Glibbies!
Bertha Mason! Wide Sargasso Sea! Jane Eyre! I get the attic thing now. See an above comment for how much of an uncultured person I am.
Mornin’
Heh!
Howdy y’all. I wonder if I would find Jane Eyre as weird now as I did in tenth grade.
Fes, you doing any better today?
I have to go Do Stuff (ugh, stuff sucks) but kindly reply anyway.
See below, Dear Reader…
Thanks for asking!
Never thought you were uncultured but your writing style is oddly more North American than most of the N Ams’ here.
Urgh, so much for nested replies.
Mornin’, Fes!
Good Morning. Tuesday morning.
Howdy Fes!
Hey, Tardy!
Better morning today. The slug went home after getting filled with food yesterday. Little doge has her couch back and nothing appears to be missing.
Oh good. Bet little dog thinks you owe it all to her. Rrruh!
She was more concerned with the blood on his trousers than her sleeping spot TBF. They’re both gentle souls.
Eh? Do we want to know?
I suspect you’re a gentle soul too.
He gets roughed up by junkies and low-lifes.
? Oh well.
How’s J?
She’s apparently fine. She realizes that the situation is not hers to control. Helps him out when she can but probably keeps much of it at ten-foot pole length away from me. I can be “volatile”…
Sorry Festus. I saw your post late yesterday morning and sort of been there, also with a stepson. Was having problems, breaking up with a longtime girlfriend (livingin her house and she was kicking him out), so we were going to take him in because he didn’t have anywhere else to go. Sadly he decided to use a rope instead and it still breaks my wife years later. Me too to a lesser degree.
Didn’t mean to ramble but I’m sure your Judy feels similarly about her son and you’re a good man for standing by her.
Now, for the second time in recent weeks, Windows updates fucked my printing.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!!!
Try printing and BSOD, several times. Uninstall update and printing is fine again.
Next time, it gets the tannerite.
I’m ignoring them for now. Every update fucks with something or other.
I’m driving by the Tannerite outlet store later today. Let me know if you need some.
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/8-hour-introduction-to-high-explosive-class-tickets-149349657847?aff=ebdsoporgprofile
How many lists does that class get you put on?
All. All of the lists.