Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Stripper money

by | Apr 14, 2021 | Daily Links | 292 comments

Did Usher Tip Strippers With Fake Money With His Face Printed On It?

Picture it: You’re a stripper and you’re all dolled up, shakin’ your butt for Usher Raymond of “You Got It Bad,” My Way,” “Yeah!” and dated-Chilli-from-TLC-once fame. Then you get ready to count your night’s earnings you realize that some of the cash was fake. Instead of the portraits of Benjamin Franklin, Ulysses S. Grant, or Alexander Hamilton, you see stoic portraits of Usher.

A Vegas-based dancer, who goes by @beel0ve on Instagram, claims to have received the fake currency—Ushbucks, if you will—after dancing for the singer. Her location is relevant: Usher is embarking on a Vegas residency starting this summer, and recently posted a photo of himself to social media in which he appears to be hitchhiking through the desert… with a suitcase full of Ushbucks. They appear to be the same Ushbucks the dancer received.


Prosecutors: No charges for officer in Capitol riot shooting

WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal prosecutors will not charge a police officer who shot and killed a woman as she climbed through the broken part of a door during the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6.

Authorities had considered for months whether criminal charges were appropriate for the Capitol Police officer who fatally shot Ashli Babbitt, a 35-year-old Air Force veteran from San Diego. The Justice Department’s decision, though expected, officially closes out the investigation.

Prosecutors said they had reviewed video of the shooting, along with statements from the officer involved and other officers and witnesses, examined physical evidence from the scene and reviewed the autopsy results.

“Based on that investigation, officials determined that there is insufficient evidence to support a criminal prosecution,” the department said in a statement.

If a white woman is killed in the Capitol Building and no one throws a riot, is she really dead at all?


BRAVE

An Oil Painting Banksy ‘Vandalized’ With a Comment on Climate Change Will Highlight Christie’s June Sales

A Banksy painting from 2009 will be a highlight of Christie’s June sales. The painting, which is from a series of oil paintings that were “vandalized” by the artist is estimated at between £3 million and £5 million ($4 million and $6.9 million).

Called Subject to Availability, the work is a Banksy intervention on version of an 1890 oil painting of Mount Rainier National Park by Albert Bierstadt, who was a member of the Hudson River School. The street artist inserted an asterisk onto his own version of the idyllic landscape painting, which includes the note: “subject to availability for a limited period.” The work, which was included in the artist’s legendary exhibition at Bristol Museum & Art Gallery, will be one of the highlights of the Christie’s 20th century sale on June 30 in London.


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292 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    The internet is less odd than I expected.

    • Not Adahn

      You’ve had your Overton window replaced.

      • UnCivilServant

        by pulp magazines?

        How am I going to get any light and air through?

      • PBRstreetgang

        Like Common People do

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    WTF is that orange thing?

    • Rat on a train

      Sometimes it is best to not ask.

    • SugarFree

      It was just labeled: picker.

    • SDF-7

      In a SugarFree posting? I’m assuming I really, really don’t want to know.

    • pistoffnick

      A thumb knife according to google image search

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Looks like a bunch of mostly legless boiled crabs pieced together eating a bowlful of roaches.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Do-it-yourself mohel kit?

    • bacon-magic

      Penis bladed projectile gun, when you really need to cut a bitch.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Donald Trump.

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I want to be surprised there will be no charges for the Babbitt Hunter, but I am not.

    • SDF-7

      Once again — no reasonable prosecutor. Funny, that.

    • The Other Kevin

      But plenty of reasonable prosecutors to go after unarmed people who were part of an armed insurrection.

      • SDF-7

        Yup… except for the “armed” and “insurrection” part… but that’s just semantics apparently.

        We need more crazy squirrel postings from Banjos to fight the black pills….

    • Rat on a train

      He deserves a medal!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m sure there was some cocaine there somewhere, the guy is from Florida you know.

      • SugarFree

        “Snort what you will shall be the whole of the law.”

    • SugarFree

      I’ve been telling you guys all of them are super-perverts for years now.

    • The Other Kevin

      I looked through the entire article and it didn’t mention that Project Veritas had recorded a CNN person saying they made up stuff about Trump, and now they’re going after Gaetz. Huh.

    • PBRstreetgang

      And both women are former minors, so….

      • SugarFree

        Every person you’ve ever slept with was a small child at some point, you monster!

    • rhywun

      The network that was caught on camera saying they are spreading propaganda about this story – that CNN?

      • Rebel Scum

        Something something the ‘Big Lie’…

      • The Other Kevin

        Look, this came from highly reliable anonymous sources that nobody else can verify. Totally not made up.

      • Rat on a train

        Other propaganda networks can verify the source. What more do you need?

      • Pope Jimbo

        My thoughts exactly.

        A reputable organization would refrain from running any more stories on Gaetz until they could prove the Project Veritas was full of shit.

        Sadly too few people know that the CNN guy was caught admitting to being a propaganda arm of the Democratic party and won’t realize that CNN cannot be trusted at all on this topic.

    • Not Adahn

      the anonymous women said Gaetz was a familiar face at the parties.

      So, I’m assuming they were also familiar faces at the parties. Gangbang groupies or pros?

      One of the woman who spoke to CNN said she never received money directly from Gaetz,

      That’s not what you’re supposed to say!

      but did say she was sent money—sometimes in return for sex—from the congressman’s friend,

      So, pro. NTTAWWT.

      That money was described as being for “Tuition” and “School.”

      The classics never die.

      Both of the women partially defended Gaetz, telling CNN that they never saw anyone at the parties who appeared to be underage

      THAT’S how you develop a clientele!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Sugar Daddy!

    • Urthona

      Lol. Is there a source that says this that didn’t literally admit to making shit up
      about gaetz?

    • The Other Kevin

      This is an interesting case study of how our shitty news system works. CNN makes up a story, and other sites repeat it. Now we have multiple sites reporting the same story. So it must be credible!

    • Suthenboy

      Didnt we just see a story where Project Veritas caught a CNN editor admitting that every word they said about Trump and now every word said about Gaetz is an outright lie? The rest of the outlets, I am looking at you Daily Beast, are no better.
      I am not sure why we arent seeing a flood of libel suits.

      • juris imprudent

        Did you see that story on CNN? Then no, it wasn’t from a credible news source. I’d be tempted to say “QED” but it’s almost more like Q’ed.

      • bacon-magic

        But Project Veritas is fake! -CNN
        Most of the idiots gloating over this already know the “truth”…and don’t care for the real truth.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      What guy hasn’t wanted to take part in a champagne fueled sex party? I guess you could say the unnamed women are sources familiar with his thinking, and the thinking of just about every guy out there.

    • R C Dean

      I wonder if those are the same women who accused Kav of rape and/or Trump of sexual assault.

      Kinda like how the NYT’s “man in the street” was the same dude for years.

  4. rhywun

    I’m in the wrong line of business. Trolling the art world seems a lot more lucrative.

    • The Other Kevin

      I must have gone to art school at the wrong time. They just taught me how to draw and paint, not troll.

      • Mad Scientist

        Art school still teaches drawing and painting. To be a successful artist you need to triple major in some fill-in-the-blank studies and business management.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s not about what you make, it’s abouit how you sell the bullshit.

      And how good you are at providing money laundering services.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Reddit loves them some NDGT

    https://i.redd.it/fgk0oa6e75t61.jpg

    After reading that tidbit though, I wonder how disappointed Sagan would be.

    • UnCivilServant

      That the kid became a dogmatist?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Meat Sheets for the win!

      • Bill Door

        “Neil’s the wurst.”

        –Killer reply!

      • Plisade

        Whoa! I might have to buy some Steak-Umms. Not sure if I’ll actually eat them, though.

      • Suthenboy

        Uh….dont tell anyone I said this but they arent too bad. I haven’t eaten any since I was a kid but back then they were pretty good in my opinion.

      • rhywun

        I tried them again a couple years ago. I would not recommend it.

      • Bobarian LMD

        If you do them right, they can make a pretty damn good cheese-steak.

      • The Hyperbole

        Stephuowers’s Sizzlers or GTFO.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Extra frame…

      “Carl took me home that night and corn-holed me.

      This is my revenge.”

    • Suthenboy

      He wouldn’t be. In the end Sagan sold out to the warmistas.

    • rhywun

      “You need more sparklies on your face-muzzle, dear.”

  6. Rebel Scum

    Speaking of Jan-6, a day that will live in infamy, this makes my blood boil.

    Joe Biden’s Justice Department wants to keep Richard Barnett in jail—indefinitely.

    The Arkansas man, photographed showboating inside House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office on January 6, has been behind bars for more than three months. Barnett occupied Pelosi’s office for six whole minutes; he absconded with a piece of mail and left her a note that read “Nancy, Bigo was here, you Bitch.” …

    He was taken into custody on January 8 and charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, and possession of a “deadly or dangerous weapon,” to wit, a walking stick that also can be used as a stun gun. He never used it.

    A local judge authorized Barnett’s conditional release a week later but federal prosecutors, as they’ve done in many cases, immediately appealed to the chief judge of the D.C. district court, which is handling every Capitol breach case, to deny Barnett’s release.

    • rhywun

      “Political prisoners” is something we used to make fun of other countries for.

    • Rat on a train

      Gitmo on the Potomac.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Upon his return home, Barnett met with FBI investigators without an attorney present, allowed for a search of his home, and turned himself in.”

      And…done. Why the fuck would you allow that.

      What a damn farce that is and Ry said it correctly…political prisoner at this point; he should seek asylum.

    • R C Dean

      a “deadly or dangerous weapon,” to wit, a walking stick that also can be used as a stun gun

      Remember, kids, a cop’s taser non-lethal. Apparently, one owned by a citizen is deadly or dangerous.

      Oh, the walking stick? Well, if possessing one of those is a felony, then this country has millions of “armed” felons roaming the halls of nursing homes, retirement communities, and even in public spaces!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I was confused on that. Is it a walking stick with a stun-gun built in or are they saying the walking stick itself, can ‘stun’ someone.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So a walking stick that can double as a self-defense device that is legal and in use throughout?

      • The Hyperbole

        Sure, and baseball bats are legal too but if you get caught trespassing/breaking and entering with one I assume the charges will be harsher.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “whose”

      dammit

    • Pope Jimbo

      That is actually a pretty common name for a boat. I know there is one working out of Algoma, WI and I have seen at least a few others out in the wild.

    • juris imprudent

      Pretty sure that’s a PA trailer tag on the right.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The one on the right has a MA tag?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. Meant “The one on the left”.

  7. grrizzly

    Quiz: On what date did Cambodia begin vaccinations?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Not sure, but I bet they were smiling when it happened

  8. Rebel Scum

    So you are saying it was mostly peaceful.

    Another riot was declared following a third arson attack by #antifa in Portland within 72 hours. On Sat. they set the local @ICEgov on fire after barricading officers inside. On Mon. they set fire to a police facility. Now,they nearly burned down the union.

    • Not Adahn

      A couple of days ago, NPR was increasing the peacfulness of the riots be stating the looting was “limited and sporadic.”

      • R C Dean

        “Limited” – only some stores were looted.

        “Sporadic” – after the good stuff was taken, the looting stopped.

  9. Gustave Lytton

    “…My best friend said she used to be fucked over by Usher…” ?

  10. Rebel Scum

    This bitch lives to drive racial strife.

    In a five-minute video from the left-wing group Now This, Alyssa Milano and Chelsea Handler voiced their support for reparations by claiming it will rectify the sins of the past.

    “Silence is not an option and it’s certainly not a cure. If President Biden and Congress are serious about moving the country froward, then they have to get serous on federal action on reparations,” Milano said. …

    “Failure to atone for the pain that white supremacy has caused and is still causing creates space for those violent white supremacist ideologies to foster [sic] and grow,” she said. “White supremacist extremism is on the rise and refusing to talk about its root — slavery — will not solve anything.”

    “White-supremacist ideologies” such as personal responsibility, work-ethic and republican government?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why does the govt have to be involved?

      Those two fierce women are completely capable of forming their own charity, collecting money from ex-slaveholders and distributing it to deserving ex-slaves. They don’t need Big Daddy in DC to hold their hands.

    • Count Potato

      What she means is that federal action on reparations will create space for violent white supremacist ideologies to grow.

    • Chipwooder

      Hey rich bitches: no one is stopping you and your celebrity friends from giving all the millions you want.

      I don’t have a fucking thing to atone for.

    • rhywun

      White supremacist extremism is on the rise

      Show your work.

  11. Count Potato

    So ectrodactyly gloves is the real lobster girl?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I thought it was from someone’s Sleestak costume

      • Suthenboy

        How old are you? I figured very few people would remember ‘Land of the Lost’. Worst show ever yet as kids we watched it while munching on Fruit Loops or Grape Nuts every Saturday morning. The show was usually punctuated with footage of Yule Gibbons eating pine bark.

      • Sean

        Loved that show as a kid.

        /I ain’t that old.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Born in ’67. That is all the labor I will enact for you.

        Think of the firefight between the sleestaks and Empire stormtroopers. Even cops would be shocked at the poor marksmanship on display.

      • rhywun

        I only know that guy as a frequent punchline on Match Game.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Also it was Euell Gibbons and his famous book was Stalking the Wild Asparagus.

        My mom was a devotee of his and when we lived on the farm she brought us out on a lot of walks to try finding wild foods. I remember milkweed tea not being too bad. The worst was trying to make a flour out of cattail roots.

        It was the ’70s and a lot of crazies were trying to get back to nature.

        I think Yule Gibbons was famous for his books on the best way to prepare and eat elves.

      • Spudalicious

        “Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible.”

      • Not Adahn

        Yule Gibbons eating pine bark.

        LA has Christmas monkeys?

      • Spudalicious

        Dear gawd you’re an old man if you remember “Land of the Lost”.

      • R C Dean

        *raises hand, ganks shoulder, lies down*

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Fun fact: Before he was bloodying noses on the court, Bill Laimbeer was a Sleestak.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Banana republics got nothing on us.

    • Pope Jimbo

      WRONG!

      They have bananas. Our country has to import them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Engineered bananas at that!

  13. UnCivilServant

    Of late, the union has been pissing away dues on sending union-branded crap to members.

    Last time it was a muzzle with a very noticable “Made in China” label. I was not happy at that.

    Today some more crap with the union branding on it showed up. I noticed that the new muzzle had a much smaller and less pronounced logo, and no country of origin tag. The lanyard had no country of origin tag, nor anything etched in the steel. The tote bag had “Made in the USA” impressed into the top edge over and over again.

    I wonder if anyone complained about the slave labor muzzle from the first time…

  14. Count Potato

    “ill Biden held onto husband Joe Biden’s arm Wednesday as she walked out of an outpatient medical center in downtown Washington D.C. after an impromptu appointment.

    The president helped his 69-year-old wife into their vehicle after she underwent ‘a common medical procedure’ in a facility near George Washington Hospital, according to the White House.

    Her office released a statement saying she ‘tolerated’ the procedure ‘well’, but didn’t release any further details and wouldn’t say why the president went with her.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9470023/Biden-accompanies-wife-Jill-outpatient-center-downtown-DC-common-medical-procedure.html

    • Ownbestenemy

      Will we get a week’s worth of “they are hiding things” like we did under Trump? Bwahahaha

    • Bobarian LMD

      common medical procedure

      Mask season is running out, time to get the Botox refilled?

      • egould310

        Vaginoplasty.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Steak-umms post is above.

      • KSuellington

        I believe the common name for that is an apussatightemy.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      She’s transitioning.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Into what?

      • Ownbestenemy

        You are racist for even questioning that… or is its biologist?

  15. Count Potato

    “PICTURED: Minnesota cop Kimberly Potter, 48, in prison garb after she’s charged with second-degree manslaughter for shooting dead Daunte Wright, 20: She faces 10 years in jail if convicted

    Under Minnesota law, a second-degree-murder charge is filed when a person is accused of causing another person’s death through negligence that created an unreasonable risk, and of consciously taking the chance of causing severe injury or death.

    If convicted, Potter faces up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9471177/Minnesota-cop-shot-dead-Daunte-Wright-charged-second-degree-manslaughter.html

    So murder or manslaughter?

    • Pope Jimbo

      It was 2nd Manslaughter (see link below).

    • Endless Mike

      Huh. Mohamad Noor sat at his desk collecting a paycheck for 8 months until his trial.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That was an accident…wait…different situation….wait…I got nothing.

  16. Count Potato

    “House committee prepares to vote on historic slavery reparations bill that could see 40 million black descendants receive trillions in government payments

    ‘We did bring up the issue of reparations,’ Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, the resolution’s primary sponsor, told reporters outside the White House Tuesday at the conclusion of the meeting. ‘We have heard not only from the president, but the White House and his team, that he is committed to this concept.’ ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9470797/House-committee-set-vote-13-member-reparations-commission.html

    OFFS!

    • Sean

      Trillions. TRILLIONS.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Why do we even have a Congress anymore? Just give the address to the treasury so people can see its already filled with IOUs and lets get this over with.

      • rhywun

        I’d rather postpone the upcoming race war until after I’ve checked out.

    • Suthenboy

      “…40 million black descendants receive trillions in government payments”

      Bullshit. The bureaucracy will soak up most of it. The so-called recipients will see a few pennies on the dollar and nothing will change.

      • Mad Scientist

        Oh, something will change. This will become a line item in every budget.

    • Urthona

      Do Democrats not realize how incredibly unpopular this slate of ideas is?

      70% of Democrats are against reparations. Of Democrats.

      60% of Democrats favor voter id. Of Democrats.

      The majority of Democrats think Biden’s border policy is a disaster.

      I mean these people have vastly overestimated their mandate. This has to cost them next election right? Right?!

      • Ownbestenemy

        You think they are looking at polls numbers right now? They are ramming this through and probably will use reconciliation to do it.

      • Urthona

        They are trying to pass shit that even their own party hates though. It seems to lack strategy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Once passed, its entrenched. That isn’t lack of strategy. They know once it is on the books, it will take mountains to remove it.

      • Urthona

        I mean if the strategy is to have really shitty permanent laws that no one likes then yes. If the strategy is to stay in power no. Unless you feel the democrats are really going to entrench themselves in power permanently this time…. a mistake made over and over again throughout history.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Are you serious?

        All it will do is give the GOP an easy slogan and even easier route to rescind the bills.

        Do I have to remind you how the GOP used the repeal of Obamacare to take over the House and Senate. Or the dancing in the streets when the GOP passed the bill to repeal Obamacare?

      • Ownbestenemy

        ^^^ This. I would be on your side with this Urthona if it were 20 years ago, but recent history shows this is the strategy to go with. Its like hockey (or other sports). I hate the pure open game that it is now, but nothing is going to change that. I grew up with clutch and grab and grind it out in the corners, throw a few blows. Just isn’t the game now.

      • Urthona

        Indeed Republicans did easily win the election though.

        I’m not arguing that passing shitty laws is not a good strategy for having permanently shitty laws.

      • commodious spittoon

        I grew up with clutch and grab and grind it out in the corners, throw a few blows.

        *heavy breathing* Are we still talking about hockey?

      • grrizzly

        the next election

        Have you noticed that every big corporation has committed to fortify the next election?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Whatever. What are those people going to do, vote Republican?

  17. Pope Jimbo

    More anti-Asian violence in Minnesoda

    Ooops, I meant anti-invasive violence. Several years ago the Minnesoda legislature decreed that Asian carp would henceforth be referred to as Invasive carp because they didn’t want to be racist against Asians. Seriously.

    • juris imprudent

      Well the fuckers are speciest as all get out. Those poor carp should be free to gambol the waters of this great land and not be treated as second class fish.

    • pistoffnick

      I’m telling you, once people taste smoked carp, there won’t be a problem eradicating them.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think the problem with Asian carp is getting them. They don’t bite on corn or doughballs, so you really can’t fish for them. Archery really isn’t all that effective.

        I remember reading an article in the ’90s about a study the Wisconsin DNR did on carp. Their conclusion was any action that would effectively kill carp would kill off every other species of fish first.

        In one experiment they put carp in a tank and starved them. The carp could reliably lose 80% of their mass and recover if you started feeding them again.

      • UnCivilServant

        Scorched earth. Poison the waterways so that nothing can live in them.

      • Suthenboy

        Around here they catch them with gill nets. The carp are family large fish so if your net is the right size you will catch primarily carp and not other fish. That method is effective. Unfortunately it doesn’t seem to put a dent in the carp population. The best population control I have seen was hurricane Laura. My bayou had huge rafts of tens of thousands of dead carp after she passed through.

      • Pope Jimbo

        A bunch of guys I have known for 20+ years formed “Club Carp” and we’d spend weekends down on the Mississippi shore fishing for golden carp.

        Great time. Lots of drinking (and some smoking), laughing and eating. To get to Carp Haven, you had to walk through a bunch of trails and wade through one backwater to get there.

        We don’t do it so much anymore. We’ve all slowed down too much. Carp Haven was also destroyed when the moved the bridge that was nearby. Changed the currents completely. Also the Park Board spent a shit ton of money building paved bike trails that went right down to our old secret spot.

        Hard to engage in debauchery when sissy bikers in their spandex and helmets keep riding by.

      • Nephilium

        How do you know that? Did you ever invite any of them to join you?

      • Pope Jimbo

        They were way too civilized. The bikers had wheels on their contraptions. WHEELZ!

        Far too technically advanced to fit in with carp fishermen. Our most advanced technology was in coming up with new and fancier gaffs. After about 5 years of semi-serious gaff injuries to lower legs we finally gave up on them and just landed them on the beach.

        Here’s an example of the intellectual capabilities of carp fishermen:

        We used to use a setup where we used a y-swivel to tie on one regular hook and one treble hook. The regular hook would be baited with corn and the treble hook would be encased in a dough ball or other stink bait. 95% of the time the carp would bite on the corn. The dough ball was mostly to stink up the water and attract the carp.

        Anyhow, one guy who was under the influence kept complaining because his dough balls kept getting washed off the hook. We told him it was because his dough balls were too wet when he was rolling it onto the treble hook. He needed to dry out his dough mixture more.

        At first the guy told us we were full of shit, but after a few more lost dough balls he came around. So he rolled another dough ball onto his hook and asked us what we thought. We told him it was better, but still too wet.

        At that point, he decided that rolling another doughball on was too much work, so he staggered over to the bonfire we had going and dangled his rig over the fire intending to let the heat dry out he doughball some more.

        Of course, the only thing that happened was his monofilament instantly melted and his entire rig (hooks, swivels, sinkers, etc.) dropped right into the middle of the fire. The rest of us laughed ourselves sick for hours. The poor guy never lived that down.

    • rhywun

      So stupid and yet there is stupid crap going on that’s more rage-inducing than face-palming like this one.

      What a world.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Second degree manslaughter for the cop who killed the Brooklyn Center guy

    Sounds about right.

    The howler from the story, though comes from the lawyer for the victim’s family:

    “While we appreciate that the district attorney is pursuing justice for Daunte, no conviction can give the Wright family their loved one back,” the statement said.

    “This was no accident. This was an intentional, deliberate, and unlawful use of force,” the statement read. “Driving while Black continues to result in a death sentence. A 26-year veteran of the force knows the difference between a Taser and a firearm.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      So I feel for the family. I agree that an officer, trained, should know the difference…but I ask them one simple question: Have they ever grabbed something, done anything, under stress, that was the wrong object? She still should be charged, but I don’t think that was intentional at all IMO. They can fuck off cause of that statement until otherwise.

    • juris imprudent

      So yeah, we’re just gonna completely ignore that he had an outstanding warrant and resisting arrest itself is a crime. Sure.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Their statement, in a just world would be “This was an unlawful use of force”. The end. Cause that is what it was. The rest, is emotional heart string clap to a media that they know is on their side to parrot.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The fucked up part was that they were breaking in a rookie cop. You can see that the rookie a) doesn’t put himself between the guy and the door of the car and then was having a tough time getting the cuffs on.

        Everything went bad when she moved in to help the rookie cuff the guy. That is when the guy makes a break for it. The rookie is completely flummoxed and doesn’t grab him. All the rookie does is get in the way. The shooter has to go from trying to help a rookie out, to trying to stop a fleeing perp. So yeah, she wasn’t even starting from the usual mindset of a traffic stop.

        I’m not excusing her. She killed a guy because of a really stupid mistake.

        I’m trying to point out that anyone who tries to ascribe the events to malice is full of shit.

      • juris imprudent

        …is full of shit.

        Over/under on what percentage of the population that is these days?

      • Drake

        I’m not. He’s dead because he decided to resist arrest and fight 3 cops.

        Some mistakes and bad luck along the way, but he set it off.

  19. Rebel Scum

    I’ll let the legal-eagles hash this out but I am skeptical of the charge/case. I need more context before providing an opinion.

    Kim Potter, the Minnesota police officer who, according to Brooklyn Center police officials, fired her gun instead of a taser during a traffic stop on Sunday, will be charged with second-degree manslaughter for the death of Daunte Wright, local authorities announced on Wednesday morning.

    Potter, 48, was one of the Brooklyn Center Police Department officers present when authorities were arresting Wright. The 20-year-old was fatally shot after Wright made an apparent attempt to resist arrest, according to bodycam footage of the altercation.

    • juris imprudent

      She’s the former local cop union president – where’s that lard-ass motherfucker cop union guy that’s always defending the latest abuse? Did he finally choke to death on a donut?

      • juris imprudent

        This was the one I have the enduring mental image of – defending the cop who shot the mental health assistant dealing with the autistic dude.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is amazing that cops keep electing the worst caricatures to represent them and their union.

      • UnCivilServant

        You can only elect people who run for the office.

        I served one term as a shop steward, and was too disgusted to do it again.

        The people who stick around long enough to have any influence are the worst characters available.

      • TARDis

        I served one term as a shop steward, and was too disgusted to do it again.
        I didn’t make it one term. I quit and took another job. My GM told me, “By union rules, I can give you thirty days off without pay to think about it.” If I didn’t like working midnight shift for $5/Hr. more, I could come back. No problem. That made me feel good actually.

  20. egould310

    I may have bent the forks on one of Usher’s motorcycles. I was in charge of transporting them, and may have over-tightened the ratchet straps. Yeah, I’m pretty sure I bent the shit out of those forks. Also, three motorcycles. Oopsie!

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I’m trying to be somewhat productive, but I’m freezing my ass off. The weather man says we might crack into the 50s Saturday.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Imagine my shock.

    The superintendent for White Bear Lake Area Schools says racist and threatening messages sent to students of color over social media were a hoax.

    The messages triggered a walkout last week at White Bear Lake High School’s South Campus.

    According to Superintendent Wayne Kazmierczak, a student admitted to creating a fake Instagram account and sending messages to other students.

    • Ownbestenemy

      It will only escalate. It is a whole industry now with government backing.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Is it InstaPundit who always says the demand for white racism outstrips the supply?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I don’t know but…I like

  23. Count Potato

    “Pelosi says she would have put up a fight against Capitol mob: ‘I’m a street fighter’

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) says in a new interview that she would have put up a fight had she encountered rioters at the Capitol on Jan. 6.

    “Well, I’m pretty tough. I’m a street fighter,” Pelosi told USA Today while acknowledging that some rioters intended to harm her. “They would have had a battle on their hands.”

    Pelosi joked that she had a weapon on her in the form of her stilettos.

    “I would have had these,” she said while lifting up her foot, according to USA Today.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/news/548094-pelosi-says-she-would-have-put-up-a-fight-against-capitol-mob-im-a-street

    Yeah, OK, sure.

    • Suthenboy

      Two words: “Open Biden” *ridiculous fake laugh*

      Never forget that that bitch used Jim Jones to get elected. She has to be one of the most vile creatures masquerading as a human being.

      • mock-star

        Suthen,

        Do you have a cite for “..used Jim Jones to get elected.”? I knew about Feinstein’s connections with the People’s Temple, but for Pelosi, I got nothing and my googling is weak.

    • rhywun

      some rioters intended to harm her

      Show your work.

      • Ownbestenemy

        CNN reported it so its pure truth.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Wait, I thought the rioters were super duper scary and came within a hair’s breadth of murdering everyone in congress. But now we find out they could have been taken down by an 80yo woman?

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Sorry, “insurrectionists”, not rioters.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Not only an 80 year old woman, but one that is probably on more drugs than a roadie at a Van Halen concert.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I believe her. In fact, I am so confident that she can handle anything that comes up that I think we can let the Natl Guard go home AND defund the Capitol Police.

    • Nephilium

      Which one? She’s sure not Chun-Li.

    • mock-star

      Hadouken!!!

  24. Pope Jimbo

    Local news at its best: YOUNG PEOPLE ARE GETTING RONA AND HOSPITALIZED

    The story is one guy in a exurban hospital. Docs make a lot of claims “without substantiation”. The teaser that 70% of the people in the hospital are young turns out to be based on a definition of “under 65” == “young”.

    Oh and it ends with young sick guy regretting that he didn’t get vaccinated earlier and imploring others to wear masks:

    As a machinist, Aker was eligible for the vaccine early last month but believed older workers should go to the front of the line.

    “People I felt needed it to get it first,” Aker said.

    He knows the timing still may not have made a difference for his case. He’s sure though that his message could for others.

    “Wear a mask, get vaccinated when it’s your turn,” Aker said.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Machinist and my guess doesn’t follow his own PPE standards.

    • rhywun

      Sorry, cbslocal, I’m allergic to propaganda now. Thanks for your contribution to the effort, though.

  25. Rebel Scum

    I, for one, welcome our woke, neo-fascist overlords.

    Hundreds of companies and executives released a letter on Wednesday condemning legislation that restricts “any eligible voter from having an equal and fair opportunity to cast a ballot,” per the New York Times.

    It’s the most concerted action yet by big business in opposition to GOP-sponsored bills at the state level that limit mail-in ballots, implement new voter ID requirements and slash registration options, among other measures.

    Critics say the restrictions will disproportionately impact voters of color.

    Advocates of the bills have said they will secure the vote, and in some instances have cited former President Trump’s baseless allegations of voter fraud in the 2020 elections.

    The signatories of the letter, which will appear in advertisements taking up two full pages in Wednesday’s New York Times and Washington Post, include General Motors, Netflix, Starbucks, Amazon, BlackRock, Google and Berkshire Hathaway CEO Warren Buffett, among others.

    • juris imprudent

      All companies that won’t hire you and issue you a single paycheck without you providing multiple forms of ID.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep, telling my kids when they apply to a job and they are asked for ID just tell them you don’t have one. Fuck em.

      • juris imprudent

        Prepping your kids for a life on the dole eh?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Can’t beat em, get what you can before it all comes down.

      • KSuellington

        I believe you’d need ID to get your welfare checks.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nah they are now just EBT cards.

    • rhywun

      legislation that restricts “any eligible voter from having an equal and fair opportunity to cast a ballot,”

      So… imaginary legislation that nobody has proposed.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is right there in Colorado’s laws…oh they mean a southern state.

    • Gustave Lytton

      There’s a lot of fluff on that list of signatories. I don’t think Rashida Jones or Joaquin Phoenix count as executives.

      • Nephilium

        Wait… so people aren’t corporations?

        And I’m sure they’ve both been Executive Producers on something… CHECKMATE!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I mentioned that this morning? Or maybe yesterday. Seems corporations are now en vogue.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “voters of color”

      I think if someone says that to me in earnest, I might reflexively punch them in the face.

      I’m obviously tiring of the bullshit.

  26. LJW

    Rose Namajunas stands by anti-communism comments ahead of Zhang Weili fight

    “UFC strawweight contender Rose Namajunas said she doesn’t regret saying her opposition to communism is at least part of her motivation for her April 24 fight against champion Zhang Weili at UFC 261.”

    Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but it seems like this ESPN writer is hinting that they believe Namajunas should apologize for being anti-communist.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yes

  27. Pope Jimbo

    How can the paint thinner drinking Sconnies get so much more stuff right than us residents of the Brainpower State?

    MADISON, Wis. (AP) — The Wisconsin Supreme Court on Wednesday ruled that Gov. Tony Evers’ administration does not have the authority to issue capacity limits on bars, restaurants and other businesses without the Legislature’s approval, a ruling that comes two weeks after the conservative-controlled court struck down the state’s mask mandate.

    The state Supreme Court also ruled last year in a similar case that the Democratic governor needed the approval of the Legislature, which is controlled by Republicans, to issue an emergency declaration that shut down businesses early in the coronavirus pandemic.

    Poor Gov Evers must have massive dial envy of King Walz and his powers.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    The superintendent for White Bear Lake Area Schools says racist and threatening messages sent to students of color over social media were a hoax.

    The real surprise is that they admitted it was a hoax.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They admit cause there is no punishment for it. This article is all that will happen.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Look, it started a conversation!

        Only a nazi white supremacist would be against starting a conversation about racism.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Forgot to add: my neighborhood is full of nazis and degens. No one move here….shit Cali already did. My acres in the middle of nowhere is not going to be available by the time I am ready to go.

      • rhywun

        “There is more work to do herp derp…”

        Yeah, we’ve seen this one before.

    • robc

      Dont owe anything or dont owe anything additional?

  29. wdalasio

    Now this is surprising. Nate Silver is even acknowledging that Fauci is gaslighting us.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Looking back to Ozy’s article and the comment that truths eventually surface…

      • KSuellington

        Please oh please let that be true. I’ve almost given up hope that the bastards that lead these lockdowns will ever received any of the scorn they richly deserve.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sometimes messaging is so bad that even the indoctrinated can discern bullshit. When you go from “Don’t go outside unless its a place we approve of” to “You can go outside, but be aware of places we don’t approve of” to “Yeah I know you took this shot that we said you should, but still don’t go places we don’t approve of”…starts to eat away at peoples’ biases.

      • KSuellington

        If within the year Fauci became an object of ridicule and derision I would be much pleased. Time for that pendulum to swing.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nah he has a bobblehead and a comic (I think) so he is set for life as the savior of mankind

    • Urthona

      yes i read that a couple days ago and lol’ed.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe Fauci is related to this gal and really, really doesn’t want to get together with her and his family?

      Many of us are getting vaccinated and will be seeing extended family for the first time in a long time soon. There will be a desire to avoid hard conversations since you’ve missed them.
      Don’t do it.
      Start preparing now to call out your racist relatives. There are no excuses.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *browses thru twatter feed *

        She really is that dumb.

  30. Ownbestenemy

    Good to know Obama made such a statement when Trump announced getting the troops out by May….

    After nearly two decades in Afghanistan, it’s time to recognize that we have accomplished all that we can militarily, and bring our remaining troops home. I support @POTUS
    ’s bold leadership in building our nation at home and restoring our standing around the world.

    Oh ya, he didn’t. Fuck I hate our politicians.

    • Urthona

      I love how the media reported this as Biden announcing he’s leaving Afghanistan when all he did was push back Trump’s withdrawal date.

      It reminds me of giving Obama credit for pulling troops from Iraq when it just followed the Bush timeline and after he tried to extend it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well, we have the attention span of 15 seconds, so its not hard to do.

  31. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. Sure seems like going to a private school is no guarantee that you won’t be subjected to a bunch of craziness.

    Every student at the school must also sign a “Student Life Agreement,” which requires them to aver that “the world as we understand it can be hard and extremely biased,” that they commit to “recognize and acknowledge their biases when we come to school, and interrupt those biases,” and accept that they will be “held accountable should they fall short of the agreement.” A recent faculty email chain received enthusiastic support for recommending that we “‘officially’ flag students” who appear “resistant” to the “culture we are trying to establish.”

    When I questioned what form this resistance takes, examples presented by a colleague included “persisting with a colorblind ideology,” “suggesting that we treat everyone with respect,” “a belief in meritocracy,” and “just silence.” In a special assembly in February 2019, our head of school said that the impact of words and images perceived as racist — regardless of intent — is akin to “using a gun or a knife to kill or injure someone.”

    To be honest, I’m not all that sympathetic to the teacher who wrote this. I would have been gone about 15 minutes into my first day at that school. Who puts up with that shit?

    • Ownbestenemy

      We just moved the window. Before teacher would flag “quiet kids” or “unruly kids”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Rich people in Manhattan, nuff said.

    • EvilSheldon

      People who are absolutely mired in self-loathing.

      • Hank

        Is it *themselves* they loathe, though?

      • Urthona

        Having lived in manhattan for quite awhile i believe they just love moral superiority.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        See the Hoffer quote below

      • Suthenboy

        You mean the appearance of moral superiority? Actual moral superiority involves putting others above yourself. Realizing that the world was rocking along just fine long before you were born and will keep doing so long after you are gone is something they cant face.

      • Suthenboy

        Given that it is always projection with them all of the time they simply turn their scorn on you, so yeah, it is themselves.
        I have a relative with borderline personality disorder whom I have seen have a few ‘breaks’ under pressure and trust me when I say it is a sight to behold. A giant, neon lit sign couldn’t make it more obvious. I am talking curl up in a fetal position, overly emotional, foaming at the mouth, tearful ranting about how the world is against them while I think ” You are describing yourself and nothing you are saying about them is true.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And loving it

        “ The impression somehow prevails that the true believer, particularly the religious individual, is a humble person. The truth is the surrendering and humbling of the self breed pride and arrogance. The true believer is apt to see himself as one of the chosen, the salt of the earth, the light of the world, a prince disguised in meekness, who is destined to inherit the earth and the kingdom of heaven too. He who is not of his faith is evil; he who will not listen will perish.” -Hoffer

      • wdalasio

        That’s pretty close. Only I think these people are looking for their reward in this life. For people going to these elite schools, the targets of their guilt are effectively non-entities. Nobody is going to confuse the statuses of a Fortune 500 exec’s daughter or a senior investment banker’s son with that of the maid’s or the doorman’s kids. It’s not “white people” they’re eager to damn. It’s “lesser white people”. And, yes, they’ll be happy to designate uppity minorities as “white adjacent”.

  32. Ownbestenemy

    Quick question….

    “To give a little background on myself, I served for 18 years with the United States Navy as a Navy SEAL. ”

    If you read that, would you think…who throws out they were a Navy SEAL?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      A lot of them do.

      It’s their calling card.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He is running for board for our HOA. I just was curious if that is common.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Unfortunately, yes.

        And most people eat it up.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And it’s an almost foolproof way of getting a speaking fee at most companies. VPs wet their panties when you say “Navy SEAL”

    • UnCivilServant

      “Got stuck in a rut then?”

    • Drake

      What kind of retarded squid quits after 18 years?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Pushed out? Didn’t make rank? Said ‘fuck it?’ Medically retired is my guess.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Might have been a cook in his first tour. Then applied to BUDS and was accepted later.

    • Suthenboy

      I had an uncle that was a SEAL. He never talked about it, never told anyone. Sterling guy and the world is a worse place now that he is gone.
      Anyone that goes around bragging about that is someone you should say “Oh, look at the time.” and back out of the room.

      • Suthenboy

        …to whom you should say…

        Ugh. When it takes me a few seconds to refocus when looking from screen to keyboard that should be a clue that I have had one too many vodkas and it is time to quit shitposting and lay down for a bit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        My wife has an uncle that just passed that was a Green Beret. What we know of that he did is that he was a Green Beret. That is it. Nothing more, nothing less. He never touted his admission into that elite group, when people asked outside the family what his military service was like or what he did it was “I was a soldier”.

      • UnCivilServant

        That is the appropriate response. Those who crow about their service when it isn’t relevant always bring to mind the image of the Miles Gloriosus.

        That’s not to say there’s never a time to talk about it, or that it should be a secret, but it is too often brought up by some people.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Reminds me of a hockey coach I had. Worked at Skunkworks, and given timeframe, my best guess is the B2 or some of the drones we have today that are public…he’d just tell us hockey kids that he had to go away on a project (be flown to Groom Lake most likely). We coaxed the Skunkworks bit out of his son that played on the team – so could all be a lie and he was cheating on his wife.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve lived in Southeast Virginia and San Diego for almost my entire life. I’ve met many SEALs that couldn’t shut up about it.

        And a few who were quite reserved with a not so small arsenal of weapons.

      • rhywun

        one too many vodkas

        That reminds me. Work is over and I don’t have a beverage in front of me.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Jesse Ventura?

      Then the press goes nuts fact checking that he was really only a Underwater Demolitions Team member and his a big liar. They ignore that he graduated from the same BUDS course that the SEALS use now.

      Basically he went through just before they switched from UDT to SEALS, but that is enough for the detractors to give him 4 pinnocios.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      In my experience the people who tell you they were SEALs usually aren’t.

      • Bobarian LMD

        ^^This, usually SEAL adjacent.

        Used to be a lot of Green Berets in the Army like that as well.

        Went to school with a guy who was a Green Beret… Chaplain’s Assistant.

        He didn’t try to pretend, but I ran into number who did.

  33. DEG

    Too Local News Lazy Edition: HB 220 has its Senate committee hearing

    A bill to expand the rights of those who refuse to get vaccinations sparked a vigorous debate before a state Senate committee Wednesday.

    Parent Lisa Dean urged the Senate Health and Human Services Committee to embrace the bill for individuals to be free from “threat or compulsion” to accept any “medical intervention, including immunization.”

    “An injection can’t ever be taken back, ever. We know existing conditions. We know our health better than the government,” Dean told the Senate Health and Human Services Committee.

    “New Hampshire is Live Free or Die, not Live Free, Inject and Die.”

    Dr. Gary Sobelson, a family physician in Concord, said the New Hampshire Medical Society strongly opposed this bill and warned it would erode trust in vaccines.

    “The breadth of this bill, in and of itself, should concern all of you,” Sobelson said.

    “This will create a major limitation on our ability to manage a crisis.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Quite telling. The person is saying we just don’t want to be forced into taking it and the push-back is “We can’t control you otherwise”, in not-so-many words.

      • leon

        Was going to say the same thing.

      • rhywun

        With a heaping helping of “You’re too stupid to make your own decisions”.

      • Drake

        This so much. Their relentless insistence makes me so much more suspicious. They already hate me, why would they care if I die?

    • Suthenboy

      “….our ability to manage a crisis.”

      Look cocksucker, I saw your ability up close and personal after Katrina. It is impossible to erode your credibility with regards to managing a crisis. You don’t have any because everything you do makes the crisis worse. Now go eat a bag of dicks.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Suthen, this is a safe space. You don’t need to be so reserved. You can trust us and tell us what you really think.

      • Suthenboy

        I tend to get more reserved when I have been drinking.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That isn’t how that works…but I applaud you

    • Pope Jimbo

      If the smart people get a vaccine that works, why are they worried if the dumb people refuse to get The Cure?

      Those knuckle draggers will drop like flies because they didn’t listen to all the smart people. Isn’t that a good thing?

      • rhywun

        No, because they think you’re going to kill their grandma first.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Try to forcefully vaccinate my kids and it won’t be their grandma that dies first.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “expand the rights”

      Excuse me?

      Resisting medical treatment by force is an expansion of rights?

      • The Hyperbole

        I believe they are talking about making anti-vaxxers added to the list of people private businesses can’t legally discriminate against. I.e. giving them rights people who don’t want to wear shirts don’t have.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I would venture that it won’t be the businesses pushing to exclude the non-vaccinated ( except perhaps cruise ships) but the government.

      • EvilSheldon

        I enthusiastically support any expansion of that category.

        Businesses can reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, at their discretion. Or, they can be open to everyone. But you don’t get to have it both ways, and you don’t get to have the state do your discriminating for you.

      • The Hyperbole

        The category that the state forces you to serve? I thought ‘Bake the cake’ was a bad thing.

      • DEG

        That’s a different bill, which I think died.

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah…government expands and contracts rights because government doles them out. They are not inalienable.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I keep saying that we are a permission based society and they keep trying to make it even more so.

      • Drake

        It’s like when they take away other natural rights then sell them back to you with a license. You’ll love it.

      • TARDis

        Resisting medical treatment being experimented on by force is an expansion of rights?

        Sure is! You have no rights, unless given them. So… privileges really.

    • Enough About Palin

      MY BODY
      MY CHOICE

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Does Hope show her titties in some made for Cinemax softcore like the author?

    • TARDis

      Reading the comments makes me wish for a true human life ending plaque.
      Cues the Histerical Channel’s, “Life After People”. For some reason I loved that repetitive drivel. Especially the part where the descendants of house cats take over the skyscrapers for a brief time.

    • The Hyperbole

      No, he wasn’t, the Seuss estate chose to stop publishing some titles.

      • Hank

        OTOH, if copyright terms were as short as they were in the Founding era, anyone could publish Seuss stuff without the estate’s permission.

      • The Hyperbole

        Oh yeah, IT laws are a shit show.

      • Ted S.

        That choice didn’t happen in a vacuum.

      • The Hyperbole

        No choice does, they weren’t forced by the gov’t and I hadn’t even heard of any groups protesting them, if a company all on it’s own sway to current cultural trends I can’t be arsed to give two fucks.

    • Suthenboy

      Anyone notice that the few tiny grow boxes these people plant wouldn’t feed anyone? When people had to plant enough to feed themselves the phrase “in the pea patch” alluded to working your ass off most of the day. Planting 5 each of various veggies might feed you for a day or two after a couple of months after they are planted.
      Growing up we did mostly feed ourselves from what we grew. That meant every day plucking weeds and picking bugs. We ate well but it was not easy. Call me a skeptic but I doubt Alysa is up to the task.
      The people pushing ‘go green’ mean you should go green. They are going to keep going ‘Whole Foods’.

  34. Mojeaux

    The only place I can get doge is Robinhood and I do not want to do business with them. #decisions

    • LJW

      Have you checked Kraken?

      • Mojeaux

        Does not service USA.

  35. LJW

    Today I discovered Accutane is the government gas can mandate of the pharmaceutical world. Holy shit you’d think I was buying weapons grade plutonium, the amount of crap I had to go through. There is literally a 4 step process to opening a single pill and just like the gas can it doesn’t work resulting in the pill shooting out of the package across the room.

    • Suthenboy

      They are still making that stuff? I thought it proved to be a problem and they quit with it.

      • LJW

        Yup turned out it wasn’t as bad as they thought… Except for pregnant women. I had to sign a pledge saying I wouldn’t get pregnant… I’m a man.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Men can get pregnant too!!

      • TARDis

        Eating a 36oz ribeye all by yourself in a contest is not the same thing.

    • commodious spittoon

      Weird… that drug came up in a mystery novel I read a couple weeks ago.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Is her head on backwards or did they photoshop her hand in?

  36. Enough About Palin

    “the Capitol Police officer”

    SAY HIS NAME!

    • Hank

      Shooty McTriggerhappyface

    • TARDis

      PussyMcPissMyPants

  37. Suthenboy

    I’m out. Damned tired and a bit drunk. Y’all enjoy your zoom thingy tonight. I wish you all a good night. I am taking my little dog to bed. Mrs. Suthenboy is going to watch The Good Witch and then join me after an hour or so.

    ‘Night all.

  38. Brawndo

    “Usher tips strippers with fake money”

    Like the US dollar?