FREE CASCADIA UPDATE

by | May 7, 2021 | Cryptids, Liberty | 188 comments

BEEN TOUGH YEAR IN CASCADIA

 

STEVE SMITH GLAD SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS. HIM DECIDE GIVE UPDATE ON FREE CASCADIA MOVEMENT. IN SHORT WORDS, “NOT GOOD”. TOO MANY FIRE, HOOMANS ALL BREAK THINGS, CRAP ON SIDEWALKS AND SCARE AWAY HIKER AND CAMPER. THAT NOT GOOD FOR STEVE SMITH. NO OPEN SOON EITHER.

STEVE SMITH EVEN TRY SAY “HI” TO SOME FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS. WHEN HIM TRY SAY HI ANIMAL AND MRS. ANIMAL, THEM SAY “SORRY STEVE, HAULING GUNS ACROSS CANADA, CAN’T STOP.” THEM DRIVE VERY FAST AWAY FROM STEVE SMITH. HIM WANT SAY HI 61NORTH, BUT HIM TOO FAR … NORTH. ANY CASCADIA GLIBERTARIAN HOOMAN WANT STEVE SMITH DROP BY, SAY “HI”?

NO SEE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS.

 

SO STEVE SMITH THINK, HIM GO SEE FESTUS! HIM IN CASCADIA. WHEN STEVE SMITH GET BORDER OF CANADIA, HIM GET BIG HASSLE. “WHY ARE YOU COMING TO CANADA, EH?” “WE ALREADY HAVE OUR OWN CRYPTID HERE. ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE THE WENDIGO’S JOB?” THEM DENY STEVE SMITH ENTRY. HIM RAPE WHOLE CUSTOMS STATION AND GO BACK TO HOME CAVE. THAT TOO BAD – NOT SEE FESTUS, AND MAYBE MISS OUT ON GOLD RUSH.

SO STEVE SMITH GO BACK TO BE PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER AND WORK FOR FREE CASCADIA…EVEN IF HIM NO GET SEE ANYONE.

S. SMITH, ESQ.

 

FREE CASCADIA!

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STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. AND RAPESQUATCH OF IMPORTANCE. ONE TIME GRAND MUFTI OF CASCADIA. FREE CASCADIA!

188 Comments

  1. commodious spittoon

    A rare miss by Kmele in the latest TFC episode. He rebukes Basecamp (albeit gently) for banning political discussions, suggesting that instead they should have fostered a culture and climate where these discussions can be had fruitfully and in good faith. Never mind fruitful, Kmele should know better than anyone among the three that good faith doesn’t enter into it, because they aren’t discussions, they’re lectures, they’re catechisms, and they’re heretic burning exercises. This same business simultaneously ousted an employee for arguing that the company isn’t a haven for white supremacists. It’s fucking Moynihan who points out that the zoomers going to HR (or quitting the company) over these “discussions” are intellectually and emotionally incapable of engaging in reasoned debate, and how ridiculous is it that the company needs to entertain their complaints in the first place?

    It’s an amazing gambit, though. Basecamp simultaneously got rid of their least productive and most problematic employees. Who knew hiring emotionally stunted, maleducated race-obsessive weirdos would be a problem.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Crazy thought. The purpose of work is working.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The purpose of work is to Survive, if you enjoy what you do, then you get to live,
        also Men are like dogs, if we have no purpose, we get in trouble,
        /Alpha As Fuck,

      • rhywun

        Yep, any answer other than “get the fuck back to work” is ridiculous. Go to therapy on your own time.

      • Fourscore

        I had a few crappy jobs but I always had a good time at work. I knew that those jobs weren’t forever and I could quit anytime I wanted. I worked with Manpower in the late 70s, jobs were scarce, kids were hungry, etc. I got sent out twice, both places hired me away from Manpower after 1 day on the job.

        They bought out my Manpower contract, not sure how much, a couple hundred, maybe less. If work is fun it ain’t work.

      • rhywun

        In my twenties work was often “fun” too – I made friends, went out drinking after work, etc. etc. These kids at Basecamp, Google, and the like are probably all in that phase.

        It got a lot less appealing in my thirties and forties. In my fifties I don’t want to hear anything that isn’t work-related.

      • blackjack

        I had huge fun in the custom motorcycle industry, despite all the bounced checks and general flakiness. I traded that for steady income and security and it’s a toss up if it was worth it. Except for my kid, he makes it mandatory to have security.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      He rebukes Basecamp (albeit gently) for banning political discussions, suggesting that instead they should have fostered a culture and climate where these discussions can be had fruitfully and in good faith.

      Fuck. That. My coworkers are not my friends. They aren’t my debate team. Wanna talk politics? Do it on your own time. I don’t have the time or the emotional energy to deal with that shit.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        ^this times a Bagillion

      • blackjack

        We have our fucked up union pushing Marxism constantly. There’s really no escape. I openly mock them, especially when they con everyone into using VC time to astroturf a Kamala rally. I skipped it and then made sure everyone knew that’s the way they were conned. I doubt the union could do it again.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Union? Marxism? Difference? NO,

      • blackjack

        No. If my union devoted itself to improving the lot of us workers and enforcing our contract, I’d have no quarrel with them. They just fail at those things and put all the effort into helping elect scumbags.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Just so. I have zero problems with a group of people deciding that the want to negotiate collectively. )Screw you closed shops.) I also don’t have huge problem with voluntary strikes (don’t be suprised if they hire your job out from under you, though).

        As it stands now the government has it so that only one party can step away from a negotiation. That means that it isn’t a buiness negotiation, its a hostage negotiation.

      • blackjack

        Yeah and the union is too excited to play the electoral game to bother using that to advantage the actual workers. Politics makes strange bedfellows.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      they should have fostered a culture and climate where these discussions can be had fruitfully and in good faith.

      This isn’t the current culture or climate of the US at large, though.

      I remember 15 years ago people would sometimes sit around at work and bullshit about politics during their downtime, but everyone kind of had an idea of where everyone else stood, and everyone liked each other (or at least, realized we all had to work together every day), so nobody took it too far, and everyone moderated themselves a bit based on who was around. Maybe the hippie chick would roll her eyes and walk away from the redneck gun nut or vice versa, but nobody really gave much of a shit and nobody would even consider trying to get someone fired.

      Now? Fuck no, everyone’s crazy and political discussions should be avoided, especially at work.

      • blackjack

        Yup. Battle lines are drawn. It’s not OK to differ in opinion anymore.

      • blackjack

        When Trump won, my lefty friend was furious at me for voting for Cake Nazi Johnson. As if I owed a vote to Hildog, and withholding it caused the monster to win. He was extreme in his his outrage. I almost kicked his ass for going off on me like that. I know he voted for the most evil candidate we’ve ever had, but I can let him fuck up like that. Not him.

      • commodious spittoon

        The stakes are so minimal for these people that I figure they can’t help but obsess over it. Mom is like this, she doesn’t understand why I didn’t vote in November. I tried explaining that A) I wouldn’t have voted for Biden even if I wasn’t going to vote for Trump, and I’m not going to vote for the LP candidate for reasons I wasn’t about to get into with her, and B) it wouldn’t have made a difference, anyway, as our state goes deep blue. But she’s weirdly obsessive about the vote I didn’t cast. Mass democracy is the greatest psychological trick ever played. Everyone thinks they have buy-in and the stakes couldn’t be any lower, and by some bizarre inversion of logic that’s what they obsess about more than anything. Does mom wonder whether I ever volunteer? Does she worry that I could be drafted? Does she ask me about my charity spending, or brag about hers? No, she obsesses about the least important facet of our civic duties, the one that will be cancelled out by literally unmitigated fraud, the one which will never prove to be the crux on which any important decision is made, the one which will never be a moment of salvation or damnation for anyone, an act which is as simple as wasting half an hour standing in line, and which will, in the end, only help prop up a corrupt and debauched system we all hate.

      • blackjack

        That’s well said. Thanks

      • Fourscore

        “Mass democracy is the greatest psychological trick ever played”

        You can fool most of the people most of the time. My parents never voted, I asked my dad why not not?

        “They’re all a bunch of sons of bitches” Said in a strong Latvian accent and not grammatically correct.. I was a Twoscore at the time, took another Score before I learned that my Dad was a wise man.

  2. DEG

    “The use of violence is there to maintain safety for us and make sure that when people like Proud Boys or Nazis or fascists come to our city and want to do that harm, then we are not allowing that,” they said.

    Fuck off.

    What we heard from Governor Inslee this week is vaccination is our ticket out of this pandemic.

    What we didn’t hear is an exact timeline.

    Fuck Off Slaver.

      • blackjack

        I wore black suede Vans exclusively until the early nineties, when they started to suck. I’m back wearing them now because all the other options suck now too.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I wear Vans Right now, and all my Life, originally Boating Deck shoes, We used them for skating, I use them for disc, and destroy them, Sk8 Hi FTW!
        100$ a pair,

      • blackjack

        I don’t even think they had leather Vans when I was a kid. It was all canvas. They’d wear out in about ten minutes and my parents wouldn’t buy me new ones but twice a year. I spent a lot of time wearing flapping ripped up vans and burning my toes skating. I always wore the low tops with no stripes and always in black. Even after I grew up.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It comes down to the NLRB. If unions were treated by the law like any other company, they’d be much more well heeled. If unions could legitimately compete with one another for labor contracts and for man power, they’d have much less time and money to waste on being low key commies.

      • R C Dean

        Hadn’t thought of it that way. Excellent point.

      • blackjack

        Would you believe this much?

        But, yeah, If unions operated as a voluntary enterprise, that would fix all of this. It’s obvious that pubsec unions should be prohibited from actively campaigning for the people they are certain to negotiate with. The thing most people miss is that the actual workers get screwed too. It’s a good job, but it’s not incredibly better than many private sector jobs, the one thing we have is our contract and the union can’t be bothered to enforce that when it is to the detriment of management. It’s almost like they are good friends with the pols who they should be pushing back against.

      • DEG

        Whatever happened to the Boogaloos, anyway?

        Probably still out there.

        I wouldn’t expect much from them.

    • blackjack

      And, yeah, after a year of non stop terrorism, a few murders by BLM/antifa types and an incredibly soft police response to all of that, they’re gonna claim the Proud Boys are the threat. Fuck them.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And most people have no Idea who they are,

    • rhywun

      I wasn’t aware that the Proud Boys were disguising themselves as Targets and police stations.

      • Q Continuum

        If our press was worth a damn they’d ask this. But of course they’re probably donating money to Antifa so expecting them to not be propagandists it too much to ask.

      • hayeksplosives

        Some members of the “press” might not buy all the victimhood excuses bad behavior thing, but they are terrified of being doxxed and having thugs picket their homes.

  3. This Machine

    If our resident Rapequatch is willing to relocate, there’s ripe ground for a free Pineland out here on the eastern side of the country!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Pineland?!

      *Clutches knees to chest and starts muttering, “JRTC, JRTC…”*

      • Swiss Servator

        *shrieks like grade school kid*

        JRTC?!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Last time I take a vacation to Cortina.

  4. pistoffnick

    Free Cascadia! Free association! Free Minnesoda!

    • pistoffnick

      Free beer?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Free the Titties!

      • pistoffnick

        Free your mind and your ass will follow.
        -George Clinton, philosopher

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Into the Void…

      • blackjack

        I fought the law and the law won, at least for the first half. I flipped the script on them and now I tend to win more.

      • PudPaisley

        You gravitate to that which you secretly love most
        You meet in life the exact reproduction of your own thoughts
        There is no chance, coincidence or accident
        In a world ruled by law and divine order
        You rise as high as your dominant aspiration
        You descend to the level of your lowest concept of your self
        Free your mind and your ass will follow

        The infinite intelligence within you knows the answers
        Its nature is to respond to your thoughts
        Be careful of the thought-seeds you plant in the garden of your mind
        For seeds grow after their kind

        Play on, children

        Every thought felt as true
        Or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscious mind
        Takes roots in your subconscious
        Blossoms sooner or later into an act
        And bears its own fruit
        Good thoughts bring forth good fruit
        Bullshit thoughts rot your meat
        Think right, and you can fly
        The kingdom of heaven is within
        Free your mind, and your ass will follow

        Play on, children
        Sing on, lady

        George Clinton / Funkadelic
        Good thoughts, Bad thoughts

        Them is some of my favorite song lyrics. Words to live by.

      • blackjack

        Sneaky. I can’t really decide if I like that one. I guess I choose not to decide.

      • J. Frank Parnell
      • blackjack

        *burns my fingers holding a bic lighter at full flame (still thinks it was worth!)

      • Swiss Servator

        +1 Kevin Matthews listener

  5. blackjack

    The ultimate “fate of the glaciers is going to be determined by greenhouse-gas emissions, especially over the last 30 years and the next 80,” according to Ben Pelto, lead author of a recent study of glacier sizes and changes. Pelto also stated that “glaciers will disappear from the basin in about 65 to 80 years.”

    This bullshit never gets old to these fucks. In 65-80 years noboby is going to remember that you said this stupid shit. They’ll be too busy predicting that the glaciers will be gone in another 50-100 years. How hard is it to see what a scam this whole thing is. I’ve been near the beach for about 50 years. It looks exactly the same as it did when I was a kid. My childhood home was about 150 yds from the breaks and when I go back and see it now, it’s about 150 yds back, STILL! People are retarded.

    • commodious spittoon

      Why are we hellbent on preserving these ice age fossils rather than greenifying the planet?

    • Fourscore

      I heard that the winter of 2021 is gonna be one for the record books. Folks already cutting firewood. Scary

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I heard that aboot last year, maybe 2 feet all season, meh…

    • The Last American Hero

      Um, reality check. In 50 years they will be moaning about the upcoming global cooling catastrophe.

  6. egould310

    I finally completed this fucking clusterfuck of a fucky report today. Good riddance. Hello weekend. Hello bourbon. Hi Glibs.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sláinte! ?

    • DEG

      I’ve been doing shots all day. It kinda helped with the day.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        OK Daria,

      • Fourscore

        Great song, great lyrics. Some memories of the past are so sad, wishing some of life’s events could have been a little different.

        Thanks, TO’G , never heard Allan Taylor before.

  7. Drake

    Just saw that the Feds are doing the double jeopardy thing to the MN cops.

    • blackjack

      It’s interesting because it’s before they are even tried in state court. In Chauvin’s case is after he was convicted. It’s as if they want to make it doubleplus clear that they are anti-police.

    • commodious spittoon

      We’re going to see a push for a fully federal nation-wide police force as a prelude to the police state we are barrelling toward.

      • blackjack

        What will they do? Try to pin process crimes on members of the opposing party’s cabinet?

      • commodious spittoon

        They’re gonna push, it’s gonna be ineffective, till all at once it’s not and suddenly everyone agrees we need to dispense with this federalist notion of internal borders and state sovereignty.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        THEY WOULDNT DARE!

      • hayeksplosives

        When they were processing the remaining Tsarnaev brother, the media had gathered at outside the courthouse for a glimpse. One cop was close enough to the camera that I saw his uniform patch said “Federal Police” instead of Boston PD.

        I couldn’t believe my eyes and have had no luck in finding that pic again (I saw it live on the ol’ TV).

        Is this already a thing?

      • blackjack

        Whatever we call them, the feds are investigating, arresting and trying people for advocating for the wrong party. Obama buried that shit deep in the state. It’s bizzare that nobody is willing to outright state that the dems are exactly following in the footsteps of the most evil regimes in history. It’s almost like everyone’s scared of them.

      • Winston

        It’s bizzare that nobody is willing to outright state that the dems are exactly following in the footsteps of the most evil regimes in history. It’s almost like everyone’s scared of them.

        That or they support it or think It can’t happen here.

      • Tejicano

        They believe that it can’t ever happen without the uniforms, symbols, and overt hate for a chosen minority. They would never recognize it packaged in a different colored wrapper.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        A lot of them support it, because it’ll be used against the bad people.

      • slumbrew

        It was at the federal courthouse, presumably. Who does security for those? Some sort of federal cops, I assume. Or it was an Amtrak cop (South Station is right near the federal courthouse).

      • hayeksplosives

        Who do they report up through? Who do they answer to?

        Is that where all the 9mm ammo that was purchased under Obama went? Do the CDC bureaucrats get to have police enforce their edicts?

        Sheriffs are going to get marginalized, I fear, because they tend to stick to their charter and they personally know the communities they serve.

      • The Last American Hero

        Federal marshals would have been my guess.

      • Gustave Lytton

        So does US Marshals Service, CBP, and a bunch of other fed agencies.

    • commodious spittoon

      You’ve got stripping gifs?

      • R C Dean

        *downloads iStripperGif*

      • blackjack

        +1 Let’s all give it up for Brittney on the main stage!

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Stripper.exe has failed. Contact your hep desk or nearest coke dealee for assitance.

      • blackjack

        Just needs more dollar bills.

    • slumbrew

      1 and done.

      OK, 10 too.

  8. Aloysious

    It makes me sad to see STEVE SMITH sad.

    I have an idea. Maybe STEVE SMITH go visit the antifatards.

    And by visit I mean rape into a coma. STEVE SMITH is happy and wins like Charlie Sheen on a three week coke bender, the rest of the world wins, there’s no downside.

  9. Tres Cool

    Im off to work, kids. Mind the store.

    /stands, salutes ZoomCall
    /shakes ass @ KK

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That;s just Gross,

  10. Tejicano

    I’ve been watching the Chicom incoming – seems that the earlier prediction for impact being today has been pushed out to tomorrow.

    https://aerospace.org/reentries/cz-5b-rocket-body-id-48275

    Jeez, so unstable they can’t even pin it down to a 24 hour period. Regardless of where it does land I can smell the “and nothing else happened” once it does land.

    • This Machine

      OT: Hey, thanks for the kudos last night! To answer your question, I’m gonna be learning Thai and hopefully heading to 1st Group not long after.

      • Tejicano

        Those kudos are well deserved.

        Thai – do you have any background in tonal languages? Pronouncing the vowels alone will be a challenge, but the written language is another huge task. Good luck!

        I knew a guy in my reserve unit – American dad, Thai mom, spent most of his life on/around US military bases in Japan then married a Japanese. He spoke all three languages at about the same level – fully able to communicate but didn’t sound like a native speaker in any. I think that those three languages being total polar opposites must have really wired his brain differently.

      • This Machine

        No experience with tonal languages; I took Russian in college and really liked it but alas, it’s a far cry from what I’ll be learning now. A mentor from my old unit married a Thai woman and was trying to explain the language to me – something like 44 consonants and 26 vowels and several tones and it made my head hurt. I’m gonna do my best, of course, but if my OPI score is a “one-plus, get on the bus” I’ll be plenty satisfied.

        That’s a wild story about the guy from your reserve unit! Suffice to say that’s at least one problem I won’t have, haha.

      • dbleagle

        I spent some time in Thailand and am hopeless at it. If you learn it better than most you can try for a tour with JUSMAGTHAI and live there for several years working with them. A bunch of 18 series generally make up the core of that unit.

      • This Machine

        Awesome, thanks for the heads up! I haven’t heard of JUSMAGTHAI, but we were told that there’s going to be an enduring company in Thailand that teams will rotate through heel-to-toe to keep up a constant presence. So I’m hoping for plenty of experience. There’s also the Jedburgh teams, for guys with solid language skills, too, I’m told.

        And thanks for the advice and kudos in the previous night’s thread. Can’t wait to get on a team and start getting work done.

    • Urthona

      Let me know if that thing comes down anywhere close to Texas.

    • Plinker762

      Don’t worry, after it burns up in the atmosphere, it will be no bigger than the head of a chihuahua.

      • Tejicano

        So, basically a cannonball moving at 15,000 mph.

  11. Winston

    I do it find fascinating that AIER and Mises are so anti-lock down when they are fervent supporters of trade with China. Hell Rothbard was apologizing for Mao literally since the founding of the PRC.

    Xi sure rewarded them for their loyalty, LOL.

  12. Winston

    Are Canadians the most servile and sheepish people in history? Restaurants and hair salons have been shut for about six months and they won’t open any time soon and no one really seems to care.

    • Swiss Servator

      Do you have any other schticks?

    • hayeksplosives

      They have their rugged individualists in flyover country, but they have No second amendment.

    • The Last American Hero

      So unlike Geddy Lee, they didn’t choose Freewill?

  13. commodious spittoon

    Two seconds into watching His Dark Materials, which is a great name and I’m glad they used it for the series, I hate it already. Immediate exposition dump about a central premise of the novels which could pretty easily have been explained visually, with a good deal of valuable emotional exploitation. It’s been twenty years or whatever since I read the series, but the whole excision deal? They could show that later on, in the north pole scene, and make the connection that (ideally) they’d have built up the whole time we’ve gotten to know whatshername and her daemon. I don’t remember a lot about this series, but I’m pretty sure that would have been a major twist and maybe even a tearjerker moment.

    Nah, dump it in the opening fucking credits. Which, by the way, get no better. It’s YA novel territory. Who cares about immersion or world-building? Oh a child with a destiny? My god TELL ME MORE. By which I mean print more words on the screen rather than exploiting this bizarre, offputting technology which is filmography, I’ve heard so much about it and seen so little, I’m just an unfrozen caveman etc

    • Plinker762

      Try somDark Stare instead.

      • commodious spittoon

        This seems really familiar. Very Douglas Adams.

  14. Winston

    Also if we are supposed to support modernity and oppose traditions, customs and social norms should libertarians support lockdowns, mask mandates, mandatory vax, mask mandates and vaccine passports since they are in fact modern customs and social norms?

    • Hyperion

      “Also if we are supposed to support modernity and oppose traditions”

      Who said that WE are supposed to support those things? They sound like generalizations to me.

      • Winston

        Woops I meant oppose traditions, customs and social norms. I really screwed that one up.

      • Winston

        By that I mean conservatives and reactionaries are about the past and libertarians are about the future so we should the new normal and the next nornal wharever they may be.

      • Urthona

        I think we should just be about whatever the fuck we want.

      • egould310

        Urthona gets it.

    • commodious spittoon

      I’m just hanging around till women are assigned for procreation. I’m not a lazy lover, but I am a very lazy dater.

      • commodious spittoon

        *ten birthing-people.

    • Tejicano

      The Unitarians I grew up around were always going on about questioning authority. Until I questioned theirs.

      “But that’s different!”

      • Gender Traitor

        Did my time as a UU minister’s wife 25+ years ago, and it was OK enough at the time. No interest in getting back involved. From descriptions of their services on the local congregation’s website, they seem much more tolerant of religious “diversity” than of political “diversity.” Fun fact, though – met my first real-life libertarian at my ex’s church – econ prof at the local university. Wonder how he’s holding up in the current academic environment.

      • Homple

        A Unitarian Universalist married a Jehovah’s Witness. Their children go around knocking on doors but have nothing to say.

      • Gender Traitor

        When UUs come to a crossroad where one sign points to “Heaven” and the other points to “Discussion about Heaven,” they invariably pick the latter.

      • Gender Traitor

        Favorite line from a musical revue at a UUA General Assembly (sung to the tune of Always True to You in My Fashion from Kiss Me Kate:

        When the minister mentions God, half the congregation nods,
        And if God gets half a nod, hip hip hooray!
        Everybody’s got religion in their fashion,
        Everybody’s got religion in their way.

  15. Gustave Lytton

    Wife is watching Contagion. I’m watching cooking videos on YouTube.

    • Winston

      Didn’t social distancing come from that?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dunno. No interest in watching it now or then.

    • Urthona

      I saw that and thought it was completely ridiculous at the time. And I guess I still do.

    • Gender Traitor

      Just got done dozing through Plan 9 from Outer Space, which Tom T wanted to see just because he never had and wanted to know what all the fuss was about. We concluded the operative term was “lame,” and he was satisfied to have seen it but has no desire to ever see it again.

      • slumbrew

        Please tell me you’ve seen “Ed Wood”…

        If not, please rectify that immediately.

      • Gender Traitor

        I have not, but Ben Mank-you-wits on TCM mentioned it favorably after the movie ended. I’ll keep an eye out for it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I saw Ed Wood before I watched Plan 9. Not sure if it helped or hurt.

      • slumbrew

        I’ve never actually seen more than clips of Plan 9, but I laughed so hard at Ed Wood in the theater that people in front of us turned around to check on us.

      • Gustave Lytton

        *starts petting angora sweater*

      • Gender Traitor

        I remember laughing hysterically at the Lugosi stand-in when I first saw Plan 9 in college, but I imagine I’d been drinking. Drugs and/or alcohol improve that particular viewing experience immensely.

      • Winston

        Fun fact about Plan 9. One general is played by the dad of the founder of salon.com

        Oh and cowboy star Tom Keene is in the movie. He reminds me of that sidler guy from Seinfeld…

      • Gender Traitor

        One general is played by the dad of the founder of salon.com

        I’m not sure which is the more shameful association – with the film or with the website. [Disclaimer: I have almost never read anything at Salon.]

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just ordered a carbon steel pan. Will be here Sunday.

      • Plinker762

        If you get the non-carbon steel, it will help prevent global warming. (sorry, just couldn’t pass it up)

    • one true athena

      I suspect at least a little of the support for SARS-2 is Natural! is because people remember that final sequence (which admittedly is well done) and think that’s how it happens.

  16. Winston

    https://www.aier.org/article/do-we-still-have-the-will-to-continue-as-a-free-society/

    Do we have the will to continue to exist as a free and polite society, steeped in the ideas of liberty, reason, and justice? Or have we succumbed to a tragic case of civilizational fatigue where we are now disinterested in holding onto what we used to be? Without a serious commitment to reclaiming our freedom and prosperity, we put ourselves on the path towards becoming a washed-up, has-been civilization, weighed down by an authoritarian boot of our own design.

    No, society was like white supremacist and all and is tough and won’t get nice retweets on twitter.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I think a casual observer could have guessed that the CIA employs lots of blind employees.

  17. db

    HALP! ZOOM FAIL!

    • westernsloper

      And I am the one too irresponsible.

    • db

      Somebody call Neph’s personal phone and wake him up!*

      *note, probably a bad idea.

      • Nephilium

        Work already did.

        I am not entertained. Every one of the technical people made the same recommendation for a fix when they joined the bridge, but the customer wanted to do something else entirely (which wouldn’t fix the issue). Convince the boss to agree with the tech people, and one of his underlings calls in to go back to the bad plan.

        There’s a reconvene call already set up for tomorrow morning.

    • westernsloper

      Whoever was the host checked out. It happens.

  18. Plinker762

    16 hours and 1200 miles of driving today. Passed by Sloper and Brooks territories. I usually scan the radio while driving and switch between Hate Radio and NPR. Why do Beck and Hannity always seem to be on the air? After listening to how much NPR constantly circles back to global warming and the horrible nightmare it will create for humanity, I can see how easily they fell for the CCPV scare.

  19. Festus

    That was sudden.

    • db

      there’s a new zoom link, see above!

  20. Gustave Lytton

    Coleman is asshoe. 120th anniversary all red stove and lantern. Made in USA but only sold in Japan.

  21. westernsloper

    Did not anyone notice nw’s link?

    • straffinrun

      Does it work?

  22. Festus

    Just read the article. Festus is sending bundt cakes and bandages to the Border Patrol.

    • rhywun

      Mornin’. Why am I awake?

      • UnCivilServant

        To exchange empty pleasantries with us?

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey! MY pleasantries are FULL! I can’t say what they’re full of, but they ARE full! 😉

        Good morning, U, rhy, and 4(20)!

      • Fourscore

        Mornin’. You ‘re awake because you can be but at least not woke.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, forget git woke – I need to git more sleep.

    • Fourscore

      Morning, UCS and Festus.

      I had 6.5 hours sleep last night, not in a lump sum but in aggregate. What a great morning this is.

      Usually up about 3:30-4 but 4:30 this morn. Hope this portends of things to come. Found myself trying to sleep on my bad side,
      I propped a pillow in front, one in back and was able to sleep on my side with a minimum of discomfort. Progress is being made!.

      • Tejicano

        Very good to hear about progress. Glad to hear it!

  23. Fourscore

    Today is Bee Day! I can’t participate but I have 2 qualified friends that are picking up the bees and putting them in the brood boxes, feeding them, etc. My partner is out of pocket today but will be back next week end to start the work of watching the bees work. I’ll be house bound for another month but hopefully at that time I can be an observer of bees anyway.

    Very cool (below freezing this morning) to start the season but the bees will be flying by tomorrow, looking for their groceries.

    • dontreadonme

      I am still waiting for a call from my local honey farm to pick up a couple nucs. Usually they have them ready in early April. Not sure what’s up. I am guessing the unusually cool and wet weather we have had this year. Kinda sucks because they will have a hard time putting up enough reserves for winter at this point so i am not sure if I should even start then this year since I will end up feeding them which I don’t really like to do. And now I will have to figure out what to do with all the fruit and berries from my orchard that I usually turn i to melomel. Does anyone know if you can eat fruit?

      • Gender Traitor

        Yes, you can, but whatever you do, don’t eat those “tomato” things! They’re deadly poison!!

        Good morning, snek! I no step on you!

  24. Sean

    Good morning to y’all miscreants.

      • Sean

        *cough*

        Ghost gun

        *cough*

    • Gender Traitor

      ::looks up etymology of “miscreant”:: ***SIGH!!!*** Guilty, I guess.

      Good morning, Sean!