Monday Afternoon Second Chance Links

by | May 10, 2021 | Daily Links | 244 comments

    Put all the money in, lets roll ’em again.

 

Looking over some news sources, it seems there is a bit of a theme today – a second (or third or fourth) chance. Here is what I mean…

  • Tebowmania…part 2 (or 3). I remember the first round. And the endless stream of jokes. I fear this won’t give us as much material.
  • The media get to recycle all their “AIN’T NO OXYGEN TANKS IN INDIA!” stories – just substituting “Sudan” in for “India”. Sustainable news!
  • Arab Spring, part deux? Maybe the French could volunteer to dive-bomb some villages!
  • Second chance for high tax TEAM BLUE areas to pass the costs to others?

Reruns and second chances abound. Comment time is another.

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

244 Comments

  1. Q Continuum

    “I fear this won’t give us as much material”

    Well he is getting laid now…

    • Ted S.

      He was blacklisted just as much as Colin Kaepernick.

      • Plisade

        They were both hung out to dry?

      • hayeksplosives

        More than Kap.

        Kap got millions from Nike for bravely pulling a publicly stunt after his playing had tanked.

  2. kinnath

    SALT. Russians! Missiles! Oh No!

    What? Not missiles?

    The, what are we talking about?

  3. grrizzly

    I doubt Sudan could replace India in the national discourse. Way, way fewer connections to Sudan than to India.

    • DEG

      Darfur was a big deal back in the day.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Only because of Clooney.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And one of those neocon asshats spearheaded the Sudan split in order to , Samantha Powers maybe? I think to stick it to China.

      • hayeksplosives

        At my church in Minnesota we had a good sized contingent of Sudanese. They were Nuer ethnically.

        They summarized the class system in unified Sudan:

        1) Arab Muslims. They are top dogs, live primarily in the North, and want all the oil that happens to be in South Sudan.
        2) Black Muslims. The Arab Muslims look down on the Black Muslims.l Darfur is mainly Black Muslims
        .
        .
        .
        3) A very very distant third are the Black Christians. They are primarily in the South.

        As soon as South Sudan got independence, the two main South Sudanese black tribes went at each other’s throats (Dinka people vs Nuer) as is tradition.

        I wish them all the best, but the US should keep out aside from privately funded missionary work.

      • Fourscore

        I tried to do the math, deaths over population. I’m guessing getting hit by drunk taxi driver is more likely.

        2600/40,000,000? .0065? If an average of 1% die every year the virus shows up as death at a kid’s birthday party.

  4. LJW

    Dog Money!

    Most people will learn more from this rap than any college course will teach you.

    • Bobarian LMD

      LIKE STEVE SMITH CHASING HIKERS… STEVE GO STRAIGHT TO THE MOON.

    • slumbrew

      “Like Reggie White vs. the Oilers I’m heading straight to the moon”

      That’s just fantastic.

  5. db

    “welding oxygen” and “medical oxygen” have no meaningful difference anymore. Most high purity oxygen worldwide is now produced via cryogenic separation, so there’s no real difference. There may be a few really crappy areas where older tech is used that I don’t know about, but in general, everything nowadays meets all the meaningful medical (and aviation) specs.

    • Sensei

      OTH – let’s make sure that industrial nitrous oxide can not be used for for food or “recreational” use.

      • Count Potato

        Why is the stuff used for racing poisoned like denatured alcohol?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        FYTW

      • Count Potato

        Sorry, I left out a comma.

        Why, is the stuff used for racing poisoned like denatured alcohol?

      • rhywun

        No, money down!

      • Tonio

        Thanks, Sensei. I’m going to get that.

      • Animal

        Don’t forget proper use of capital letters. It means the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *chuckle*

      • SDF-7

        Talk about educating us on Animal husbandry….

      • Sensei

        They intentionally add sulfur to it.

      • Tonio

        WTF? I had no idea.

        Prohibitionists gonna prohibit.

      • Sensei

        If you use it for food you can, naturally, go through the man and get yourself a permission slip along with the man checking up on you.

      • Tonio

        You can still buy “whippets” (aka “whip-hits”) at the fancy cooking stores, right? Asking for a friend.

        For those of you who don’t know, foodservice DIY whipped cream dispensers are powered by nitrous oxide modules which are (IIRC) identical to the CO2 modules used to power some airguns.

      • Sensei

        Yeah, because they cost a small fortune.

        But if you own an ice cream shop or bakery or the like you can buy in reasonable size. Price difference similar to what restaurant pays for C02 for its soda fountain compared to a SodaStream canister.

      • Ted S.

        When a problem comes along, you must whippet.

      • Fourscore

        Wouldn’t “the whippet” prevent future problems. Just speculation, of course

      • Ted S.

        I think my reference is from after Fourscore’s time. 🙁

      • hayeksplosives

        I bought an oxygen concentrator for home medical use so I don’t need prescriptions or bottled O2.

        That way if my asthma is nuts, I can do nebulizer treatments and wear a little supplemental O2 on my schnozz until it gets better.

      • db

        I looked at the home O2 bottle fillers for my aviation oxygen system, but ended up just making a cascade filling system using 2 200 CF cylinders (someday I may go to 3 for better efficiency if I end up using a lot of O2).

  6. DEG

    But with only a slim majority in the House, some Democratic lawmakers have threatened to withhold their votes for Biden’s $2 trillion infrastructure program unless the administration backs eliminating the cap. A White House spokeswoman has said Democrats need to figure out how to replace the revenue shortfall of doing that if they want to move forward.

    Fuck you. Cut spending.

    • Bobarian LMD

      They can’t spend the money fast enough. They still haven’t spent all the money authorized in the first COVID bill.

      • The Other Kevin

        The world is full of unscrupulous people perfectly willing to make that money disappear as fast as they’d like it to.

  7. Count Potato

    “Dartmouth’s medical school accuses 17 students of cheating on remote exams after tracking students’ online activity without their knowledge”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9562547/Dartmouth-facing-backlash-accusing-17-Ivy-League-students-cheating-remote-exams.html

    “Cornell University librarian demands LIBRARIES be held accountable for their ‘fraught history of being complicit in racism'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9562983/Cornell-librarian-blasts-libraries-racist-says-fraught-history-hatred.html

    So has the Ivy League gone to shit?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Believe All Women!

    • WTF

      Use a different laptop to look up the answers, dumbasses.

      • Sensei

        That was my thought. I tried to RTFA and Google around, but it may the dude may be as dumb as actually reviewing his online classwork i.e. in his classroom account from the same folk as the testing service at the same time he was supposed to be taking the exam.

        However, it is unclear and that would require actual reporting.

      • The Other Kevin

        Sit with a partner across from you on another laptop, and when a difficult question comes up, talk to yourself. “Hmmm, what are the bones of the hand?” Partner looks it up, shows you the answer.

        I weep for the history of the country.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Isn’t that what smartphones are for?

      • Fourscore

        Could I borrow your calculator? I having a problem with the 4th question.

    • Bobarian LMD

      So has the Ivy League gone to shit?

      Very short trip,

      • Surly Knott

        Well, they’ve been full of assholes for at least 50 years, you’re going to get shit eventually.

      • Hank

        At least the med school students got caught and punished.

    • Hank

      “The librarian said she believes libraries should be held accountable for reinforcing white supremacy, even if it’s inadvertent, The Cornell Daily Sun reported.”

      I think this means “even it’s inconvenient for *you* and fun as heck for *me*.”

      • Hank

        Shoot, Inadvertent not inconvenient.

        Don’t you hate it when you’re just fooling around and white supremacize something without meaning to?

      • Hank

        Should I just drop the topic now, or should I start doing jokes about Ilse, She-Librarian of the SS?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Well, the guy was from America, where all the teenagers are constantly having knife fights and it’s usually no big deal. Chalk it up to a slight cultural misunderstanding.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • db

        All that complaining overseas about us exporting our cultural imperialism everywhere, and they haven’t even picked up the childhood knife fighting yet? Do better, Rest of the World.

      • Tonio

        OMG. You went there, db. That’s why I love this place.

      • creech

        Yeah, it’s not like there’s any world famous plays about street stabbings in Verona. Oh wait, that wasn’t Verona, New Jersey was it.

      • Gender Traitor

        Just watched the movie on TCM last Thursday. Not sure what to expect from the forthcoming Spielberg remake. Hope he doesn’t woke it up. 🙁

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve never seen the whole thing all the way through. I saw that rumble scene once, thought “dance-off rumble” was silly, and never bothered with the rest of it.

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, the whole show is designed around dance (because Jerome Robbins,) so it doesn’t seem odd in context – just the way it doesn’t seem odd in an opera for everyone to be singing all their dialogue (assuming you accept the premise of opera.) If you have any interest in classic American musical theater, I think it’s worth it for the complexity of Bernstein’s music. (Sondheim was pretty young, and he’s expressed regret for the lyric “Today the world was just an address. :-D) But I’m a classic American musical theater nerd. 🙂

      • Mojeaux

        If you have any interest in classic American musical theater,

        I hate to say this, but I’m not a fan. I think Chicago and A Chorus Line are the closest I’ve ever come to actually having a good time watching it, and even then, it was the movies, not the theater.

      • Gender Traitor

        I was kinda raised on it, between the folks’ collection of soundtrack albums, going to Kenley Players summer shows, and lots of local college & amateur theater productions. Chacun à son goût 😉

      • Mojeaux

        I was raised on movie soundtracks like Summer of ’42, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Gigi, Exodus, stuff like that. My parents would put on their Columbia House compilation of movie tunes on Sundays. It took me YEARS to find and compile all those songs again.

        Aside: Good ol’ Columbia House.

      • db

        Count me as a moderate fan of American musical theater. My Mom liked the classics and used to sing me to sleep with songs from older musicals. I’ve acted and sung in them (in high school) and enjoyed the productions. More recently, I’ve stopped following newer works.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Knifing a cop to death in a foreign nation is usually dealt with harshly. Drugs should be legal and whatnot but you reap what you sow.

    • leon

      I might be suspect of capital punishment by the state, but short of touturous execution, it’s hard to say any punishment is too harsh for murder.

  8. Hyperion

    Frog Civil War

    Why doesn’t France know how to handle their right wing extremists. It’s easy, just call them all domestic terrorists and replace everyone in the military with an obese blue haired non-binary. Shouldn’t they consult with the Twink of the North and that Idi Amin dude we have running the military here now?

    • rhywun

      purge the army of its dissident members

      “Someone’s stealing my schtick.”

      /Joe

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Brunette beauty.

    • Hank

      Does the Daily Mail have some kind of arrangement with her – she seems popular with the Mail.

      And the males.

    • Hank

      Does the Daily Mail have some kind of arrangement with her – she seems popular with the Mail.

      And the males.

    • DEG

      Face diapers. Blech.

  9. Broswater

    ”The media get to recycle all their “AIN”T NO OXYGEN TANKS IN INDIA!” stories – just substituting “Sudan” in for “India”. Sustainable news!”

    If I recall, they did the same trick a few months ago with Brazil…. Yup : https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-55670318

    ”Arab Spring, part deux? Maybe the French could volunteer to dive-bomb some villages!”

    The French might be a little bit busy with their own stuff : https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57055154

  10. Shpip

    Y’know, I’ve been a Florida Man for over half a century. It takes a little bit to raise my eyebrows. I know how to deal with no-see-ums, mosquitoes that carry exotic tropical diseases, cottonmouths, coral snakes, Cuban Knight anoles, and falling iguanas. I know that doing the stingray shuffle at the beach is a good idea, and that bull sharks are always around to remind you that you’re not atop the food chain. I know that hanging outside in the central Florida summertime at around 5:30 is generally a bad idea, lest you receive the shock of your life.

    But I never, ever expected this.

    • The Other Kevin

      Florida’s trying to outdo Australia when it comes to trying to kill its inhabitants.

    • Sensei

      Oh my. That pretty red sheen front and back of the truck isn’t the broken glass reflecting in the sun, is it? Please…

    • SDF-7

      You have random anti-gravity issues in Florida? (Lightening struck the roadway surface and a chunk “flew up”…)

      Now we know why the NASA launch facilities are *really* there….

      • db

        Steam explosion due to the road bed being wet under the pavement?

      • SDF-7

        Lightning could cause that yeah — but this was “Lightening” strikes…

      • db

        Well the road certainly weighs less now.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Considering the splatter on the inside of the glass, I’d be very surprised if that isn’t a fatality.

    • Count Potato

      Yikes!

      What’s the stingray shuffle?

      • UnCivilServant

        I presume it’s a method of moving through shallow water to avoid getting Irwined.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *scar on foot memorializes my past ignorance on the topic*

      • db

        Don’t step down on top of a sting ray.

      • hayeksplosives

        Crikey!

        Steve Irwin concurs.

    • creech

      Just a cover-up for where the Chinese rocket debris came down.

    • Aloysious

      And the moral of the story is don’t piss off Zeus.

      /I hope those poor people get well soon.

    • UnCivilServant

      Now if only it didn’t take me an hour and forty minutes 🙁

      (Might have been 90 minutes, didn’t check the exact time I left.)

      • Bobarian LMD

        Slow and steady wins the race, Mr. Tortoise.

      • Gender Traitor

        2.4 mph isn’t bad.

      • Fourscore

        When I was running, I could not improve my 10 K time. Wind, temps, amount of rest, my times stayed within a minute or so . Some days I would feel refreshed and try to start out faster, didn’t matter, still turned in the same time, with in seconds. 45 minutes, 7 minute miles.

        Keep practicing, eat well, sleep well and get a 72 inch TV and don’t worry.

  11. Not an Economist

    I figure people will get a kick out of this cartoon on proper child firearm safety.

    • UnCivilServant

      The mortar rounds are too heavy for the children to properly handle.

      Besides, child soldiers can reliably handle AK-47s, so there’s no reason other similarly sized sporter rifles or even select-fire rifles would be out of their league.

    • DEG

      Yes

    • db

      Solid logic.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I like the part where they cast aspersions on social media for peddling fear. Sure MSM-breath, you’d never stoop to peddling fear.

  12. db

    Just got invited to an 1800 meeting with folks in Asia. Right before a long planned 2000 meeting with Asia. So my cooking plans got blown out of the water. Or into the water to be more precise. Just set up the sous vide cooker with a nice ribeye and the oven’s on delayed start for a side dish. Hopefully I’ll have enough of a window between meetings to sear the meat and heat the garlic bread up.

    • db

      I *was* going to go for a ride between now and 2000, but the hell with my evening, I guess.

  13. Ownbestenemy

    hayeksplosives – saw your thing on the National Park’s pass. I second it. We get ours so we can go to Lake Mead and up and down the Colorado. Though, there are parts of the river you can get to if you are adventurous and have a 4×4 that you need no pass to enjoy.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m not even talking about a pass or ticket to get in; I’m talking about a tidy way of capturing the memory of being there.

      It’s just a nice booklet with a page for each national park. You go to the park, then to the gift shop or a self service spot and you stamp the passport page with the day’s date dialed in. It looks like a postmark.

      Some parks also have paper stamps or stickers to add to the page.

      Totally unnecessary, but I wish is had it since I was 10 y.o. So many places I’ve visited but have no postmark! It would be fun to see all the dates.

      • db

        I think it would be a nice thing to have. When I was a kid, my parents took us to many different parks. We spent a lot of summer vacations on the Cape Hatteras National Seashore; they had a little program for kids that would record all the little presentations, hikes, and talks that you attended, and you could get a patch or other commemorative item when you reached certain milestones.

        The memories of that place are some of the best I have with my family.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We always get a deck of cards anytime we go someplace on a family vacation.

      • Tundra

        It’s a great idea. My kids have had them since they were 10 and 8. We also buy them annual passes for Christmas.

        Love the (should be privately owned) National Parks!

  14. Lord Humungus

    A gin that I’ve been enjoying – Hotel Tango – distilled in Indiana by disabled veterans. It’s – surprise! – available at Walmart. It’s Citrus infused so better for a summer Gin & Tonic than an olive (bleh!) martini.

    The label has some rather dry jokes – military? – that are also amusing to look at.

    https://hoteltangodistillery.com/spirits/gin

    • Ted S.

      Not at Walmart if your state restricts hard alcohol to (private) liquor stores or ABC stores.

    • Tonio

      Thanks. I’ll look for that in my local state ABC stores. Imagine buying booze from the DMV.

      • Lord Humungus

        IS THIS NOT AMERICA??!?!

      • DEG

        Not available in the Live Free or Die state.

    • The Other Kevin

      That looked familiar. I have a bottle of their limoncello in my fridge.

  15. Pope Jimbo

    I’ve got questions!

    First a link to the story that has me perplexed: New data tool estimates 53,000 households in Minnesota behind on rent

    Bringing together data from the Census Household Pulse Survey and USC’s Understanding Coronavirus in America survey, the Rent Debt Dashboard estimates the national accumulated rent debt to be $19.8 billion, representing 5.74 million households with average debt per household at $3,400. In Minnesota, the total estimated debt is $155.6 million for 53,000 households owing an average of $2,900.

    Of those Minnesota households, 60 percent are people of color, 43 percent report being unemployed, 75 percent earn less than $50,000 a year and 71 percent report having lost income during the pandemic. Just over half of the accumulated debt in the state is from the two largest counties — Hennepin and Ramsey — but there is evidence of a back-rent problem across the state.

    The main thrust of the story: 53K households, $155M owed.

    • db

      I wonder how many landlords that is? This sucks for small landlords who only own a few properties and have mortgages to pay.

    • UnCivilServant

      I get $2,924.53/household. So what’s the question?

      Or are there not enough minnesotans for that?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Main questions are below.

        Bonus Question: Given that Minnesoda is 82% white and 60% of the deadbeats are POC, why would any sane person rent to a POC? Sure seems like a bad bet.

        But I’m sure it is doubleplus ungood think to notice that.

      • hayeksplosives

        Section 8 housing is a helluva drug.

      • kinnath

        Iowa just passed a law to ensure that it was legal for Iowa landlords to decline to rent to Section 8 renters. This undid several city/local ordinances.

      • westernsloper

        The section 8 I am familiar with the check is cut from the Gov. The landlord never gets behind.

      • Fourscore

        “75 percent earn less than $50,000 a year”

        So, 25% earn over 50K ? Need more affordable housing.

        Looks online for CONEXs, want to do my part.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Congress is distributing $25 billion for state rental assistance programs, and the state received $350 million from the December COVID relief bill for rental and utility assistance. The federal law allows up to 15 months of payments to the landlords of those behind on rent. In Minnesota, a combined program by the state Housing Financing Agency and the large metro counties allows people behind on rent— or who expect to be unable to pay in the next several months — to apply at renthelpmn.org. If they meet the income limits and can demonstrate that the pandemic contributed to their hardship, they can qualify for help dating back to the start of the pandemic.

      Landlords can either help tenants with the application process or file claims on their behalf, and the payments go directly to landlords. Getting those payments to landlords remains a challenge, however, as it was for a state program last fall and winter that eventually spent $100 million of federal CARES Act money.

      Question 1) The state got $350M in December. I know I am a product of Memphis State, but $350 seems a lot bigger than $155M. Would the debt be $500M now, except that the Feds paid it down by $350M? Or did the bureaucrats suck up that money setting up blue ribbon committees?

      Question 2) Why is it hard to get money into a landlord’s hands if it comes from a state program?

      Question 3) Is that $100M from the CARES Act, part of the $350M? Or is it what was left after the swamp took its cut?

      • hayeksplosives

        Question 2) Why is it hard to get money into a landlord’s hands if it comes from a state program?

        It takes time to launder all that money through brothers-in-law, cousins, etc who will be “facilitating” the payouts.

    • hayeksplosives

      Uncle Joe will just forgive the debt. That’s how it works, right?

      The landlords don’t need that money. They’re swimming in piles of gold.

  16. hayeksplosives

    From the dead thread:

    For you young travelers out there, or parents of young adults, I recommend getting a US National Parks “passport”.

    Then whenever you go to a National park (you never know—you might end up at a battlefield on a business trip or something like that), you stamp it with the day’s date and you can optionally buy a sticker commemorating the event.

    I wish I’d known about them years ago when I started traveling.

    https://shop.americasnationalparks.org/product/22515/Passport-To-Your-National-Parks®-Classic-Edition/

    • Animal

      Mrs. A has a “Gold Pass” (I think that’s what it’s called.) By dint of her being a 100% disabled veteran, she gets a National Parks free pass for life.

  17. Lord Humungus

    Another week until vacation – we’re doing a 12-hour drive down to North Carolina to stay at a cottage near Asheville. Also a COVID friendly hot tub will be included.

    I’m not looking forward to such a long trip in a Mustang but hey, that’s part of the adventure!

    • DEG

      COVID friendly?

      • Lord Humungus

        Super Spreader- (that’s what he said)

      • DEG

        I get it.

      • creech

        Why not? Swimsuits can get chicom-19 infested in the cargo hold of the plane with all those filthy other suitcases around.

  18. Lord Humungus

    Today I went out and filmed some location for a series of murders that happened in the 1970s.

    All the victims were young white women living in the sketchier part of town here – at least in the 70s – so they could be close to the junior college downtown.

    And the perp was a young black man – eventually tied to one of the murders via DNA evidence some 20 years later. He was initially jailed for perjury – 10 years for lying to a Grand Jury! – and later for an assault that did not kill the victim even though she got a knife in her neck. The blade was so wedged in the surgeons had to use a pliers to yank it out.

    40+ years later and some of these areas still aren’t a place I would want to raise a family. They’re better though.

    • Lord Humungus

      *locations for a video regarding

      • db

        Thanks for that clarification. I thought maybe you had borrowed Warty’s Timesuit.

  19. Drake

    Just dropped off my kid st the airport. He’s happy to be on his way back to SC where all this covid bullshit is a distant memory.

    • hayeksplosives

      My poor mom didn’t even go to Mothers Day at my sister’s house, where two other older mothers (my sis and bros mothers-in-law) as well as sister and sis-in-law who are moms.

      She’s so afraid of Covid that even though she’s skeptical of the MSM on politics, she buys all the “stay home or you’ll die” crap. She even missed dad’s funeral last July for the same reason.

      I can’t imagine still being around in my 80s if I never want to leave home for fear of dying. What would be the point?

      • db

        I have a few friends in their 70s, 80s, and one who just turned 90. Most of them have not stopped going out an getting together over the past year. The 90-year-old survived COVID in November and is doing fine (even with his pacemaker).

        From what most of them say, they do not want to spend what might be their few remaining years cowering in fear.

      • TARDis

        My MIL is the same way. She lost her husband the January before two weeks to flatten the curve (TWTFTC). She has little interest in playing the game, although she did get the jabs. Understandable.

      • Drake

        I tried to have the “enjoy life while you can” conversation with my mother and got nowhere. Tomorrow I shoot trap at the club with a bunch of old guys who won’t be wearing masks.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My dad is 78 and has been advised to not get the vaccine because he had Guillain–Barré and his doc doesn’t want to mess around with his immune system.

        He is pretty laid back about it. He figures that he’s had a full life and isn’t going to let fear ruin the end of it. He’s also in very good shape for an old coot, so I’d put money on him if he caught the Rona.

        He winters down in Texas and came back this year pissed off about some of the geezers down there being giant sissies when it came to the Rona. Claims he isn’t going back this year and is going to spend it all up in Minnesoda ice fishing.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Gillian-Barre is what concerns me about the unknown mid to long term effects of the mRNA vaccines. For those who have bad presentations you may as well as get polio.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        We had my mom over yesterday. She’s pretty calm about the whole thing. Last year we went to a pig roast that my dad’s caregiver was having. No masks. My dad was nearing the end last year and my mom is 90. They both seem to have taken the attitude of take precautions, but live your life while you have it, because you aren’t going to live forever.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Eminently sensible people. Too bad there aren’t 100M more of them in this country.

      • Tundra

        There’s at least 1 more. My 82 yo MIL has been maskless and vaccineless and has attended every event on offer. Tough broad, but also has zero fucks to give. She’s the coolest.

      • Fourscore

        I had this discussion with a VN friend , living in Houston. Her family, plus 4 more family members and their families, live near by. All have had the vaccine, except 1 family. She said they can’t meet at a restaurant, can’t visit one another. These are folks that escaped communism, some staying a few years with the commies ’til they could leave.

        They originally were from the north and went south as kids in 1954. All are 70s and 80s. I asked what the purpose of the vaccine was, all are still wearing masks.

        I don’t understand the fear of old people. We’re not getting the vaccine and go unmasked. Right now my biggest problem is not the virus. We want to go out with friends but a lot are living in fear.

      • Mojeaux

        On my jaunt along the Mason-Dixon line toward the east coast and back again, there were many unmasked persons, most of whom seemed to be my age or older. Many convenience stores had no mask signs up at all. Many stores that did, their clerks had their masks down around their chins. One sign said, “Masks not required, but appreciated.” Nobody in there had a mask on. The Love’s truck stops had mandatory masks. I went to a grocery store in North Carolina that required masks. The memorial required masks except for the person speaking at the pulpit and then the family dinner afterward. It was limited to 150 people. Sadly, both my proggy brothers were bitching about people who wouldn’t wear masks and they were both proud of having gotten the vaccine. My 77yo mom got it, but I haven’t and I’m not going to. I kept my mouth shut and fortunately, they didn’t think to ask my opinion.

        All in all, I would say it was about 50/50 wearing them, not wearing them.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I have a Vietnamese coworker who is probably in his 40s, but is very cautious with masking. He got the vaccine as soon as he could and he’s not sending his kids to school. I don’t know if it’s something specific to Vietnamese culture, the way Asians look at disease and masking, Confucian deference to authority or what. Or maybe it’s just him.

      • Lord Humungus

        Meh – my folks, now both 79, were harping on my not getting the vax.

        Me: I’ve been to airports, restaurants, a record convention, parties, stores, etc since the COVID “breakout” and I’ve never gotten it. Why worry now? I don’t get the flu shot – and I don’t get the flu either.

        EF has had two people at her (small) office get it; she’s been tested 3x and each time it was negative.

        Vitamin D, exercise, and a healthy consumption of spirits helps.

      • TARDis

        I’ve been tested about 5 times. The last time was nice. The swab handler was quite unpleasant. It was obviously an inconvenience to her day to do her not doubt overpaid job. You see, now that the vaccines are readily available, there is no reason not to get one. Of course once you get one, you can no longer be tested. Funny thing, that.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah, I need to follow up on that. Right now, even after being vaccinated, we’re still directed to get tested before going on board the ships….

      • Fourscore

        ” I don’t get the flu shot – and I don’t get the flu either”

        Same-same chez nous

      • db

        I can vouch for the alcohol consumption helping–in my case, that’s the only leg of your stool of health I’m standing on.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Gah, were gonna have to riot to make this shit go away, won’t we?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re probably already hard at work studying it for those aged 6-12 and maybe they’ll get it down far enough to check the kid’s response by plunging in the Covid syringe instead of smacking the baby on the ass. This is all so fucking stupid but it’s not going away anytime soon, maybe never.

      • LJW

        Careful with that talk the USPS is watching

      • Gustave Lytton

        *looks at vaccination requirements for mandatory public education, circa 2019*

        Sure…

      • Sensei

        I think I’ve read that newsletter too.

  20. Hank

    Catholics must accept the legitimacy of a Catholic confessional state.*

    *Actual states, based on prudential considerations, might not have to be Catholic confessional states.

    https://thejosias.com/2021/05/10/4820/

  21. DEG

    Nashua, NH Board of Health to revisit mask ordinance

    A Nashua Board of Health review of the city’s mask mandate could produce recommendations to modify the ordinance enacted about a year ago.

    Although a decision on whether to continue the mask requirement ultimately will be made by the Board of Aldermen, Alderman Tom Lopez said last week that the city’s Board of Health should have more control over the mandate “so it doesn’t turn into a political on/off switch.”

    If the decision lies in political hands, Lopez said economic pressures or political rhetoric could play a factor. That could lead to a situation where people with no health or medical background start to drive the conversation, he said.

  22. DEG

    Some people can be evicted

    City workers cleared out another homeless camp in Manchester on Monday, this one within eyesight of the New Hampshire Fisher Cats baseball stadium.

    Residents were kicked out from the city-owned boat ramp the day before opening day for the Double A minor league team.

    Notices were posted a week ago about the pending evictions. A reporter counted five tents in the immediate area, some that appeared abandoned.

  23. DEG

    Another whack at qualified immunity in NH

    The co-founders of the iconic Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream franchise led a last-ditch, bipartisan effort Monday to convince state legislators to end qualified immunity for police officers and other public employees.
    Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield said they decided to mount the national campaign to give justice to victims of police brutality.
    “The only people who benefit from qualified immunity are bad cops,” Greenfield said at a news conference on the steps of the State House. “Good cops have nothing to worry about; this isn’t anti-cop at all. We say, love the good ones, but you have to prosecute the bad ones.”

  24. DEG

    Menthol ban opinions

    More than half of the customers at First Chance Convenience in Pelham buy menthol tobacco products.

    That has manager Steve Sylvestre worried about a proposed nationwide ban on menthol and other flavored tobacco products proposed by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

    “It’s terrible, and it will really affect our business in a really negative way,” he said.

    “It would be more than 50% of our customer base,” Sylvestre said.

  25. DEG

    State House Dome: Daniel Will claims he didn’t argue in the Binford case that the Constitution can be suspended

    Solicitor General Daniel Will of Loudon deftly handled questions about COVID-19 and the Constitution during the public hearing last week on his nomination to become a Superior Court justice.

    Will was the lead lawyer in the so-called Binford case, which upheld Sununu’s authority to issue executive orders because of the pandemic.

    Critics interpreted the decision of Superior Court Judge John Kissinger as giving a green light for the state to suspend constitutional protections in response to a public health emergency.

    Executive Councilors Dave Wheeler, R-Milford, and Joe Kenney, R-Wakefield, pressed Will on the point.

    In response, Will said a pandemic does not trump the Constitution.

    “The Constitution projects rights that belong to the people, and those rights can’t be taken away unless the people give them back such as in a constitutional amendment,” Will said. “Those rights can’t be suspended.”

    Will said those rights are “not absolute,” and the state argued Sununu’s orders met the “strict scrutiny” standard for them to be judged as constitutional.

    “What we argued was nothing about suspending the Constitution,” Will said.

    • blackjack

      Yeah, all that “stop working and doing any of the things you want to do” That’s pretty clearly not constitutional. Even during a year long manufactured emergency.

    • Tundra
      • DEG

        I’m not sure which of these two I like better.

  26. Count Potato

    “Republicans aren’t worried their insurrectionist antics will lose them voters, because they have completely abandoned trying to get power through free and fair elections. All their energies are focused now on setting up the next big coup.”

    https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/1391838443819446272

    Perfectly sane as always.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        To the extreme. It’s the political equivalent of ripping a noxious fart and yelling out “he who smelt it dealt it!” when people start gagging.

    • TARDis

      Do these fucking shitstains get encrypted emails for their next moronic writing assignment? The tediousness is tiresome.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s Mandy, Tedious is one of the hyphenated parts of her last name.

  27. Count Potato

    “CREEPY: Black Man Wore White Person Mask to Commit Dozens of Crimes in LA

    In an incredibly creepy and bizarre story, a black man has been arrested for wearing a realistic latex mask of a white person to commit dozens of crimes in Los Angeles.

    According to the Beverly Hills Police Department, 33-year-old Rockim Prowell, of Inglewood, is suspected of over 30 burglaries in the Los Angeles area.

    Prowell was arrested on Thursday while driving a vehicle that was also stolen.

    Prior to his arrest, the Los Angeles Police Department put out a now-deleted tweet asking if anyone had surveillance video of the man — who appeared to be white. They included stills from footage of two separate incidents. In both, he was wearing a white mask.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/05/creepy-black-man-wore-white-person-mask-commit-dozens-crimes-la/

    If a tree falls in the forest, would it be racist if the cops shot him?

    • blackjack

      He thought that white people were good to go for burglaries and such. Exempt, if you will.

    • blackjack

      I filmed him speaking once, back when I ran a camera for the get rich quick scammer. I told him that I had voted for him. After his speech I regretted the vote even more.

      • Count Potato

        Why, what did he say?

      • Ted S.

        He said Demi Rose was hot.

      • mrfamous

        *Jeremiah Johnson gif*

      • blackjack

        Just an obviously principleless right wing zealot. He had switched back to the republican party shortly after losing as a libertarian. He pandered to the crowd and was not very libertarian at all. Just in general.

    • westernsloper

      I don’t know who he is but have heard the name, but don’t post that shit! You will send Juris and Don into apoplectic election shock this far out.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Heck, it gets me twitching a bit and it confirms the hell out of my biases. Guilty post hoc behavior is supporting evidence, at best. We don’t “know” shit just because the prog-fascists are being cagey.

      • blackjack

        I agree with him on this. If the election was on the up and up, they would be demanding investigations. They would have insisted on republican observers. Hell, he only hits a few of the many points of contention about that shit show of a scam election and he still points out enough.

    • Gustave Lytton

      *hides recipe for Spaghetti Naporitan*

    • LJW

      While that does look disgusting, the food elitists in that thread are obnoxious.

      • Mojeaux

        There are plenty of people who know/think it’s a joke. It was pointed out her entire TikTok account is like that. Clearly the woman’s having fun.

    • blackjack

      Holy hell! All that lady needed to add was some wonder bread and some mayonnaise. I guess good looking chicks don’t really have to know how to cook or work or be smart.

    • slumbrew

      The “Oh noes, she used scissors!” comments are bizarre. Nothing wrong about cooking with scissors. The “They’re not even kitchen shears!” comments are doubly-stupid.

      • Mojeaux

        All the people taking it seriously are what gets me. Like, clearly, the woman’s having fun being silly.

      • blackjack

        I can’t help it. It looks so real and is SOOO very upsetting. Besides, this is how we Italian Americans imagine the normies cooking and approximately how their food tastes to us.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Italian Americans represent!

        *hides evidence of nuked dinner of box spaghetti and canned meat sauce*

    • Hank

      “what American her age would shake milk?”

      Whew, it’s not as preverted as I thought. But that may have been just me.

      • Count Potato

        Milk is homogenized by pumping it into a restricted orifice.

    • Mojeaux

      *raises hand*

      So totally awesome with all those bubbles on top.

    • db

      That is simultaneously disgusting, hilarious, and wonderful.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m laughing because there’s no way in hell she actually eats that stuff regularly. Look at that svelte figure.

      • slumbrew

        Yeah, that’s a prime indicator she’s trolling.

      • blackjack

        The skinny chicks around here eat double what the big ones eat, at least in public. This is a flawed metric.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Blaine Edwards & Antoine Merriweather?

      • slumbrew

        This, right here, is a great response.

      • rhywun

        +2 snaps

    • blackjack

      Hiedi Fleiss?

    • slumbrew

      Obi-Wan Kenobi?

    • Fourscore

      Teen age boys?

  28. westernsloper

    The media get to recycle all their “AIN”T NO OXYGEN TANKS IN INDIA!” stories – just substituting “Sudan” in for “India”. Sustainable news!

    Wait wut? Third world nations don’t have enough oxygen tanks? I bet every tank in each country has been confiscated. Enter the pissed off metal workers.

  29. trshmnstr the terrible

    When did cities start setting off tornado sirens every time a storm comes through? 5th time in 3 weeks they turned ’em on here.

    It used to be that they only hit the sirens when there was a tornado (observed or radar indicated) or when there was a severe thunderstorm warning along with a tornado watch (i.e. a substantial likelihood of a twister imminently dropping out of that storm).

    • Hank

      Either tornadoes are getting more frequent, or they got a cool tornado alarm the authorities want to test out, or the authorities are trying to raise the fear level.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m guessing it’s a heaping helping of the second one with a bit of the third one.

        I don’t really mind, I guess. I have to make a recalibration from “get ready to hunker down in the bathroom” to “here comes some lightning and rain”.

    • westernsloper

      I lived in OKC when actual tornadoes tore through and they didn’t turn on the sirens. That was over 20 years ago so maybe not relevant. I think radar has taken a turn toward too sensitive. My local weather radar shows rain when it never makes it to the ground.

      • db

        “virga”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        That should be a simple adjustment for them. In fact, IIRC, they can calculate based on the relative humidity where to set the filter for the radar.

        Around here, they’re not warning about phantom tornadoes. I looked on the city website, and they had a list of various things that will set the siren off, including hail, wind, lightning, thunderstorm warning, etc. It has basically become the “get to shelter” alert for the parks and ball fields.

      • westernsloper

        That makes sense if you are afraid of a thunder storm, hail, wind and or lightning. Which I am not. A tornado though? Ya, those fuck your shit up.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. It’s the boy who cried “tornado”. Now I don’t pay attention to the sirens. Good job, city emergency manager.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its not the radar itself, that has a set PRF, scan rate, power level, etc. It is the radar data processors that spit out base data which in turn, news agencies and even NOAA apply their algorithms to that data to predict the storms. *NEXRAD and TDWR technician*

        If I were to guess, they are running an fairly new algorithm that is trying to find that rotation sooner and you are getting false hits and in turn, triggering your sirens. It could also be that they don’t think people pay attention (which is completely bullshit) to them so they figure hit them with any storm that may have the potential so people are on alert.

        So I am going to go with #3 and #2 also with #2 being the fancy new NEXRAD 6000, which is just software.

  30. Tulip

    I’m watching Unnatural Selection on Netflix. Fascinating!

    • westernsloper

      I’m shit posting on Twitter. Well, I was, now I am going to go make a salad and watch something.