Last year for Memorial Day I had a special theme of the worst war movies to date.  I still think this is an appropriate device to complete my weekly contribution but since it was already done, I’ll make a piece more appropriate for Veteran’s Day.  Because either way everyone will be thanking me for my service when I go to Lowe’s to check out the sweet deals on appliances!

This is my review of Meridian Hive Blackberry Mead:

In 1982, a Vietnam Veteran went to visit a battle buddy in Hope, WA and to his dismay learned his friend died of cancer due to exposure  from Agent Orange.  Minding his own business, he encountered a local police officer who offers to give him a ride out of town.  Unfortunately, the man decided to go back towards town.

The police officer, who did not want to have a mullet-wearing vagrant wandering through his small town, unlawfully detains the Veteran on a trumped weapons charge and resisting arrest.  He had a small knife on hand for hunting.

“You’d think for $500 Cold Steel could at least buff out the Made in China stamp”

While in jail, detention officers were unaware the Veteran was suffering from PTSD, and their treatment of the Veteran triggered him to relive his experiences at a Vietnamese POW camp.  The Veteran escaped his detainers, and a county wide manhunt involving the National Guard, ensued in the mountains to find the man unfairly detained by the police.

Somehow, he obtained an M60 and an absurd amount of 7.62 ammunition and began his assault on the town.  Even after his former commanding officer attempted to reason with him, the Veteran killed everyone in the town. Especially the cop that arrested him.  They deserved their fate by violating the wrong man’s God-given rights.

Okay fine this is just the plot to First Blood.  But meanwhile in Belgium

A well-trained sniper from the Belgian army, Jurgen Conings, who has combat experience in several war zones including Afghanistan, Iraq and Lebanon, disappeared on Monday. Having reportedly left life-threatening notes to several top officials, the 46-year-old man is believed to have taken several anti-tank missiles, a submachine gun and a handgun with an ability to pierce bulletproof vests from his unit’s ammunition depot. He himself is believed to be wearing the vest.

Conings is now a “terrorist suspect,” according to Belgian media. The federal prosecutor’s office has been investigating him for “attempted murder and illegal possession of weapons in a terrorist context,” the VRT broadcaster reported. Authorities also believe the suspect has not been “acting on impulse,” but is rather well-prepared.

Throughout the week, some 400 Belgian troops, from both the army and the police, have been rigorously searching the Hoge Kempen National Park in the Belgian province of Limburg. Helicopters, armored cars and trucks were deployed for the manhunt, while hundreds searched the nature reserve meter by meter equipped with thermal cameras. Forces from Germany and the Netherlands have been mobilized, as the area where Conings is believed to be hiding borders these countries. Dutch special units are also on standby on their side of the border in case the man tries to cross.

They think Americans propagate needless violence against their government?  True.  I’m insulted nobody around here is up to something like this…yet.

 

This is sort of like mead.  I had mead once in college and it reminded me of a ridiculously sweet wine.  I had an unpleasant headache afterwards but that might have more to do with my drinking the entire 750mL bottle…along with several others that I had not accounted for that night. This is something like that, but a bit more tart from the berries, but its also carbonated.  So once again, I have nothing for Ted.

Not beer means it get no rating but it wasn’t bad.

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253 Comments

  1. westernsloper

    I’ve been to lake Mead.

    • Fourscore

      Kinnath’s mead is the best and he shares it with his Glib friends at Honey Harvest

      • westernsloper

        So I have heard. I hope to make it up some day but Sep is a bit busy around these parts.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    A Facebook group called Als 1 achter Jürgen (As 1 behind Jürgen) was started on 20 May as a support group for Conings, and gained nearly 11,500 members in its first 24 hours.[14] After gaining almost 45,800 members, Facebook removed the group on 25 May, specifying that “pages which praise or support terrorists, like Jürgen Conings, are not allowed on Facebook or Instagram.”[15]

    Sounds like some Belgians are a mite bit tired of their government.

    • Animal

      “pages which praise or support terrorists, like Jürgen Conings, are not allowed on Facebook or Instagram.”[15]

      Unless they’re one of the leaders of Iran.

    • Gustave Lytton

      terrorists, like Jürgen Conings,

      Has he done anything yet other than allegedly leave some sharply worded letters and taken materiel?

      • Tejicano

        Well, his actions left them terrified.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “attempted murder and illegal possession of weapons in a terrorist context,”

        I think the question is whether or not he has actually attempted to murder someone or if this is pre-crime. Sounds like the latter to me.

      • blackjack

        He should run for office. They could call him the “Maverick candidate.”

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Egad. That sounds revolting.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “Mead in Austin.”

    • Nephilium

      Mead comes in as many different flavors and varieties as wine does. From bone dry to sickly sweet; still to carbonated.

      Interestingly enough, the local beer bar’s glass of the month is for a cocktail made with Barr Hill Gin, which is distilled from fermented honey.

  4. Nephilium

    Unfortunately, the morning trip to the farmer’s market couldn’t happen, as it was cancelled due to inclement weather. In beer news, the county just south of where I am is spinning up a brewery passport starting on Tuesday. It’ll be a tough one to complete, you have to visit all of the breweries in the county twice before the end of August.

    Of course, there’s only eight breweries in the county (and one of them is part of a winery/meadery), and four of them are within a couple miles of each other.

    • hayeksplosives

      Is filling up the passport a personal goal or is there some sort of reward or recognition for doing it?

      Either way, it’s a good excuse.

      • blackjack

        I would do it, with my can of dinner and a bunch of lies!

      • blackjack

        Bad assed! Thanks.

      • Nephilium

        There’s a reward (and a personal goal), you get a “free” glass for completing it, they’re planning on doing a beer fest for those who have completed it, and you get entered into a drawing to get to participate in a collaboration brew with some of the breweries.

        Besides, it’s a good excuse to go support locally owned businesses that haven’t had the easiest past year.

  5. Creosote Achilles

    I have a friend that makes meads. His are generally dry and not too sweet. He had a batch that didn’t turn out correctly recently, so he’s coming over and we’re going to distill it. I have no idea what moonshine from mead will taste like, but I’ll know in about 8 hours or so.

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • Nephilium

      There’s now at least two distilleries I know of that make spirits out of honey: Barr Hill (linked above), and Wiggle in PA. I’m sure there’s more out there as well.

  6. blackjack

    From the linx,

    The Jack Bruce car is a Ferrari. You can see the prancing horse badge. Besides, Citroens are generally really funky looking.

    Hayek should name her kitty Tacks.

    In Ca, it’s legal to own mags higher than 10 rounds, but not to transfer, purchase or import them. If you have one, it better have become yours in the early nineties. The only way to buy a rifle with more than ten rounds is with a fixed magazine. Lever actions with small calibers and long barrels, basically.

    It’s supposed to be hard to pass legislation in the US. They have to fight it out and convince the other side. There have been other systems where this is not required and there’s a huge trail of bodies and suffering as a result.

    And, it seems odd that three really old people are willing to drag some shit out trying to weasel even more free money out of something that has long since ceased affecting anyone but the grievance mongers. Unless, of course, they know it ain’t gonna matter to them and it’s only going to their heirs. In that case, keep fighting until long after I’m gone. My great grandchildren can party with all that dough, unless inflation turns it all into a decent lunch for four.

    • blackjack

      Oh, and I’m partial to Del Shannon’s Runaway, but I saw this version live in the late seventies, so it’s what I think of for Runaway songs.

    • DEG

      The only way to buy a rifle with more than ten rounds is with a fixed magazine.

      Huh. No Ishapore 2a/2a1 rifles in California.

      • blackjack

        I think you could probably buy that in 12 rd form here. It’s specifically detachable magazines. They have changed the damn law a bunch recently, so I can’t be sure without digging around on calguns.

      • DEG

        The Ishapore 2a/2a1 rifles have 12 round detachable box magazines. The wiki article says some have ten round magazines, but I think that is wrong. I think they all had 12 round magazines.

      • blackjack

        Sorry, it says they are loaded via “charger clips,” which I interpreted as a fixed magazine. If the mag is detachable, we can’t buy the 12 rd version.

      • blackjack

        Those extra two rounds are super scary and likely to result in further bloodshed, right?

      • Ted S.

        They’re like covid curfews, when the virus suddenly comes out in force at 10:01 PM.

      • DEG

        I know. I’m waiting for my 2A1 to jump out of the closet and go on a killing rampage since it has those extra two rounds.

        It hasn’t yet. I suspect it is defective.

      • DEG

        Lee-Enfields after the introduction of the SMLE were loaded with chargers. The Lee-Metford was developed before the invention of stripper clips. Lee-Metfords and early Lee-Enfields were loaded singly through the receiver.

        Lee-Metfords and Lee-Enfields always had detachable box magazines. The “Lee” is James Paris Lee, the inventor of the detachable box magazine.

        When the Brits first introduced the Lee-Metford, they issued spare magazines with the rifle. They dropped the spare magazines for a) cost cutting and b) it wasn’t really necessary given their doctrine around use the of the rifle. The magazine would be chained to the rifle so that the soldier wouldn’t lose it. That practice would continue until the introduction of the SMLE.

      • l0b0t

        “The magazine would be chained to the rifle so that the soldier wouldn’t lose it.”

        It makes me feel happy, in a weird way, that the concept of Corporal Schmuckatelli and Private Snuffy Smith are timeless and universal across all armies.

      • EvilSheldon

        Also, the magazines are individually fitted to the rifle and aren’t really interchangeable. The spare magazine was issued in case of damage.

      • DEG

        Also, the magazines are individually fitted to the rifle and aren’t really interchangeable. The spare magazine was issued in case of damage.

        No.

      • DEG

        Caveat: The locking ribs are different between SMLE/No. 1 and No.4/No. 5 magazines. Those won’t interchange. The magazine parts won’t interchange as they have different springs.

        No.4/No.5 magazines should interchange, SMLE magazines of the same type should interchange, MLM MkII/MLM MkII*/MLE magazines should interchange, MLM Mk I/MLM Mk I* should interchange, early carbine magazines should interchange.

        This is basically what I remember from Skennerton: Magazines of the same type interchange. No hand fitting required.

  7. DEG

    I’ve had some blackberry wine which was good. I wouldn’t mind trying a blackberry mead.

  8. Ozymandias

    Not beer means it gets no rating but it wasn’t bad.

    ?Please never change, Mexi.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      How could I?

      • blackjack

        I have scars that are 50 years old. Did my body replicate scar tissue?

      • blackjack

        The answer.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Touchè

      • Nephilium

        There was a Ray Bradbury short story that dealt with that as a married couple had reached their 7th wedding anniversary. The discussion was about if they were still the same people that they had married all those years ago.

  9. Ozymandias

    https://twitter.com/i/topics/news/e1783090513?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&refsrc=email

    OH. MY. GOD. The Babylon Bee needs more money; I have to go donate right now.
    Holy shit, they are doing God’s work with satire.
    They should get the Mark Twain Award, the Jonathan Swift Cup, and the Alexander Pope Chalice.
    The images are frequently just as good as the accompanying articles. I know we have Bee lurkers, so I’ll just doff my cap and say “thank you.”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Not loading for me; Trump ads on gas pumps?

      The podcast generally leaves me cold though.

    • hayeksplosives

      Oh noes. Looks like Twitter is requiring logging in to view their content.

      I used to be able to just look at any linked tweet. No way am I signing up for Twitter.

      • hayeksplosives

        I don’t know which one Ozy wanted to share; they are all so good.

        https://babylonbee.com/

      • blackjack

        This would be my pick.

      • TARDis

        Trump ads on gas pumps are awesome. I look forward to a self-afflicted TDS progtard freaking out and spraying gasoline all over the screen. Combustion, explosion, Darwin award nomination, etc.

      • Ozymandias

        Sorry, me no linky well.
        Here’s the headline: “John Cena Apologizes To China By Body-Slamming A Uighur Muslim”
        That should pretty much cover it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I guess there are a few workarounds, e.g., bookmarking, or directly from the Bee site.

      • R C Dean

        Why would anyone link to (or look at) Twitter when there’s a website?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        For Twitter generally, not Bee.

      • Mad Scientist

        I’m still having a hard time comprehending why anyone would link to or look at Twitter AT ALL.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Because some people in whom one might be interested disseminate notices through that medium. (Am not on it myself, and unlikely to join.)

  10. Fourscore

    I just got an email from the daughter of one of my longest old army buds. Her Dad got seriously ill on Tuesday, moved to hospice today. John is 91, I met him in 1962 in France. John was the guy that motivated me to start night classes at the U of Md. Because of his motivation I became the first in my family to get a degree in 1978.
    I reconnected with John about 15 years ago and talked to him as recently as last week.

    Our families were very close in France, John and I were in the same unit, though at different locations. I will miss him…

    • Creosote Achilles

      Condolences, Fourscore.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • Ozymandias

      Sorry, sir. But also happy for you that you got to know him and have that relationship.
      In Dave Grossman’s “On Killing” he talks about the close relationships that come out of combat and how almost every combat vet he talked to said that other than wife and kids, the intimacy of having been through that cauldron together is like nothing else.

      • Fourscore

        First Asian vacation there were several of us junior officers that were as close as brothers . We had two missions, the stated one plus foil the CO by our working together to stay ahead of of him. We reunited after the internet became a thing. Second trip everyone worked in different places and different jobs so I didn’t know many and none well.

        Thanks for the kind words, my friends,

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Sorry to hear that.

    • Tundra

      Sorry, Fourscore. He sounds like a cool guy.

    • westernsloper

      Sorry to hear that 4×20.

    • blackjack

      Me too, sorry for your loss.

    • Animal

      Sorry to see that, Fourscore. It’s never easy to lose a brother.

    • Sean

      Sorry to hear, Fourscore.

    • Mojeaux

      So sorry, Fourscore. That’s rough.

      I can’t compare, but two of my classmates have recently died (I graduated with 14 other people), so … I guess I’m approaching the age I need to start looking at the obits.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I look mostly for peers’ parents, parents’ peers, and former teachers.

    • Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

  11. Ownbestenemy

    At the Best Dam Car show and BBQ competition in Boulder NV. Not a dam mask anywhere…I’ve stepped into 2019. It feels and looks great!

    • Nephilium

      Glad to hear it. I’m really hoping to not even need to bring a mask in September.

  12. Ozymandias

    Urthona, answering your question from the dead thread about the LBJ-Kennedy picture in the hotel.
    Of course I’m speculating, but I’m just telling you that I was standing there and looked at the picture, which had LBJ getting into the motorcade behind Kennedy… and the photograph captured this instant where LBJ is looking at Kennedy, who has his back turned, SS guys are all bustling around, and the first thought that jumped into my head was, “Holy shit. LBJ was in on it.”
    I don’t know how else I can explain it… actually, check that. Let me try this.
    Have you ever seen that picture of a young Sophia Loren sitting at a table with Jayne Mansfield and some other folks – and Mansfield is, ahem, practically spilling out onto the table? And the photographer captures one of the most famous “side eyes” ever?
    Well, the photo I saw had the same kind of impact on me. I swear I could read LBJ’s mind in that picture: “That Irish prick…I’ll be president before the day is over.”

    • blackjack

      Another along similar lines.

      • mikey

        Yucking it up and flirting at a funeral. Barry is sooo classy.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Love Michelle’s staring daggers. I don’t recognize the blonde.

      • hayeksplosives

        The blonde was representing a Nordic state. Ambassador from Denmark or something.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      “I was afraid they were going to fall out,” I think SL once said.

      • blackjack

        She thought the deck was “stacked” against her.

      • Ozymandias

        https://www.eonline.com/uk/news/594465/sophia-loren-finally-explains-that-infamous-pic-with-jayne-mansfield-and-her-nipples

        “Paramount had organized a party for me,” Loren explained over the phone from her home in Switzerland.

        “All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come. For me, that was when it got amazing. She came right for my table. She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. And now, she was barely…Listen. Look at the picture. Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate.”

      • rhywun

        LOL

        +1 blurry pixel

      • blackjack

        I had no idea Mansfield was part asian!

    • zwak

      Ozyg, if you haven’t read it, get a copy of James Ellroy’s American Tabloid. It is a novel covering the entirety of the Kennedy admin, from election fraud to Dallas, and it is a wild ride of conspiracy theories, collusion, violence, and naked ambition.

      He pulls no punches in his fiction.

      • Ozymandias

        ??Thanks, zwak!

    • Tundra

      Thanks for the videos, Toxeth!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        De rien…

    • Ted S.

      LOL at Wisconsin.

      • blackjack

        The Utah folks do all their drinking in Wendover, so that counts as Nevada.

      • hayeksplosives

        Ah, Wendover. Near Dugway Proving Ground (aka Area 52), my old stomping ground.

      • blackjack

        Gateway to Bonneville. Where the best steak in town sucks so bad, you’d better bring your own food. The rooms are dirt cheap though.

      • hayeksplosives

        I used to have to eat at Bonneville Brewery on occasion but at least the bartender upstairs would make me a proper gin and tonic (I paid in cash and tipped generously).

        I saw a mouse running along the baseboards in the dining room on more than occasion.

        And yet it beat the alternatives in Tooele.

      • blackjack

        Once, my bike broke in a way I couldn’t fix there. I had to get a ride to SLC, rent a Uhaul and drive home with it in the back. Cost me close to a grand and was crazy boring. I rebuilt my whole bike before I went the next time.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Linked in the article:

      Can you drink alcohol after getting the COVID-19 vaccine?

      I did, and I didn’t die. Make of it as you will.

      • blackjack

        How did you get it through the triple mask?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Try butt chugging

      • dbleagle

        I doubt the map’s accuracy. I just checked by looking at the counties with large military bases and they aren’t “Wisconsin Blue”. I LOL at Wisconsin as well.

      • blackjack

        Gives a whole new meaning to blue states.

      • blackjack

        It would have been cooler to make the heavy drinking areas look like Jane Mansfield’s nipple in that pic. The blurrier the county, the more they’ve been drinking.

    • DEG

      The county I currently live in is rather light colored.

      I am suspicious.

    • hayeksplosives

      San Diego county representin’!

      Oklahoma is quite low compared to the others, especially the others with large Indian reservations.

      In Oklahoma, there are several Indian “nations” which you mainly notice by highway signs saying “you are entering the Chickasaw Nation” or something but otherwise the residents therein are just living normal modern lives.

      The ones where the enlightened government has granted the land exclusively to the Indians such as in New Mexico and in parts of the Dakotas are inescapable hell-holes and hotbeds of alcoholism.

      • rhywun

        I thought alcohol laws might explain a lot of this. But… is PA really more lenient than OH? I doubt it.

      • DEG

        PA’s booze laws are some of the worst in the country. I doubt Ohio’s are worse.

      • Sean

        They’ve gotten better.

      • Nephilium

        Ohio’s are not worse.

        We can buy cold beer (in any quantity that you can afford) at gas stations, grocery stores, breweries, and anywhere else with a beer sale license. Cider and mead fall under the wine sale license. Anything over 42 proof (with the exception of beer, due to a quirk in the law) must be sold at a state liquor store. The state stores are licensed by the state, have a monopoly on liquor, and have fixed prices, but can be privately owned.

        There is a minimum markup on each tier of the beer industry of 25%, so you’ll see stores advertising state minimum pricing. This does mean that a brewery that is self distributing (also legal in the state) will be able to retain more profits then if they bring in a distributor, and if you buy packaged beer at the brewery instead of in the store, the brewery gets a much larger share of the profits (since they generally will not undercut the retail channels).

        With the changes post ‘vid, bars are now all able to sell to-go beer, wine, and cocktails (most were able to sell to go beer in growlers/howlers/crowlers before, but didn’t).

        Any growler/howler can be filled at any location (though locations can refuse to fill one for any reason).

        There was (a couple years back) a maximum 12% ABV limit on beer, but that got removed completely, leaving no limit. Back in the early 00’s, the limit was ~7%, which got raised to the 12%.

      • rhywun

        In that case I’ll go with “garbage in, garbage out”.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Was surprised to see the low numbers in much of the south too. Not among the southerners I know. How much was self-reported? /two Baptists at a liquor store

    • Sean

      Define excessive.

      • blackjack

        Slightly more than me.

  13. Sean

    What a difference two weeks makes…I wasn’t the only unmasked person at the grocery store. Yay.

    We were still outnumbered, but a huge improvement.

    • Nephilium

      Quick grocery store run I did, masking of patrons was about 50%, staff was still fully masked. I’ve also noticed that the unmasked appear more likely to greet other unmasked people. While the masked people still appear to be recoiling from any human interaction (other then staff). I’m looking forward to see the mix at the rib cook out on Monday.

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve noticed that the unmasked are much kinder and easy with the “please”s and “thank you”s and “excuse me”s.

      • Nephilium

        Well of course, we are made of finer clay after all. 🙂

      • Sean

        A cashier we see frequently there commented it was nice to see our smiling faces.

      • rhywun

        Just returned from the supermarket and the signs by the cashier that I always ignore now say that you don’t “need” a mask if you’re pricked. I’m not even sure what the “law” is here any more but you can bet every single person in there was muzzled up.

  14. Mojeaux

    Went out today *gasp*. Walmart and Home Depot. The only masks were on employees and half the ones I saw had them down under their chins.

    • commodious spittoon

      Stupid masker pissants, don’t they know what science is?

  15. hayeksplosives

    My employer (California) sent an email late Friday that we would stop wearing masks on June 15 and that we are all expected to work in the buildings by June 21.

    I think they figured out that the “WFH” was a racket for many people.

    Let’s just say that if I had made the “Reduction in Force” lists, the names thereon would have been a different set than the ones who actually got Riffed.

    • rhywun

      I’ve worked far harder from home during the last six months than during the last several years in the office at my previous stint with the same company and same manager. *shrug*

      If people are slacking it’s because they don’t have anything to do and their managers aren’t doing their job.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Same. I’m doing some work today that I didn’t want to finish yesterday. It probably depends on the industry. Most of my work is auditing so they don’t really care when its done, they just want it done,

        But they’ll raise hell if I’m not present during meetings.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Due to unsolicited messages on LinkedIn for similar work, I also entertained the idea of moonlighting for another company. WFH would enable that for me, and I doubt I am the inly one that considered or is actually doing it.

        I didn’t of course but I thought about it.

      • blackjack

        That would be my thought on WFH. What would stop a person from having multiple jobs? As long as you can maintain output, you could have two or three full time jobs.

      • rhywun

        As long as you can maintain output, you could have two or three full time jobs.

        I can’t believe this hasn’t occurred to me.

        TBF one job is enough lately.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yup. Seems to me that evaluating people’s individual productivity would tell the tale of who is OK or better off working from home and who’s better at the buildings.

        I have one highly effective direct report who’s doing a lot of work with our Colorado office, so she’s teleworking with them all day whether from her home or her office, so I see no reason for her to have to commute every day for that. I’m going to support her if she appeals for an exemption from driving in every day.

      • Tundra

        You are a great boss.

      • blackjack

        I know, right? I really ought to be working towards moving into management, but that would mean working with the fuckheads who are there now. Not sure I could maintain the poker face dealing with them. Bad enough answering to them, imagine having to discuss tactics with them all day.

      • rhywun

        Our policy has crystallized. It’s exactly the same as before DOOMTERROR. Managers can dish out infrequent or short-term WFH by request. Long-term has to go through HR. ?

  16. hayeksplosives

    Babylon Bee:

    https://babylonbee.com/news/state-that-just-voted-to-reduce-penalties-for-pedophiles-not-sure-why-god-keeps-lighting-them-on-fire

    State That Just Voted To Reduce Penalties For Pedophiles Not Sure Why God Keeps Lighting Them On Fire

    SACRAMENTO, CA—California is currently on fire, having also been plagued by darkness, earthquakes, and hippies. State leaders are claiming they have “no idea” why God keeps lighting them on fire, though they just voted to reduce penalties for pedophiles in the name of equality for the LGBTQ+ community.

    We pass amazing legislation that shows our love and inclusiveness of pedophiles of all sexual orientations. We are doing exactly what Socialist Jesus would want us to.”

    “God should be thanking us. He or she didn’t build this land of progress.”

    • blackjack

      We laugh, but…

    • Tundra

      Another home run.

    • rhywun

      they just voted to reduce penalties for pedophiles in the name of equality for the LGBTQ+ community

      Please tell me this part isn’t accurate.

      • blackjack

        Rumor has it, after signing the easy the pedo bill, he said, ” just kidding!”

      • rhywun

        Ah. Well, I’m not a so-con so I don’t have a problem with the law as described in the article. It is obviously targeting consensual sex twixt youngsters. I don’t think I consider consensual sex between a 27-year-old and a 17-year-old to be pedophilia. 14 and 24? Well… I’m not sure. That’s what the judge is for.

        The Bee is being a little click-baity here.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, I think consensual sex should be legal above maybe 16. There’s a huge amount of injustice meted out in the name of all of this. The registration requirement is absolute bullshit. Crime+conviction should equal sentence which can be completed and then moved on from. California loves to create bullshit crimes to keep punishing people for decades after they should have finished a normal sentence.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        The sex registries are straight up unconstitutional. Once you are off parole or probation, the constitution never gives the government the power of government to require citizens to keep them informed of their whereabouts.

        Its a scam where the Lefties dont want to give sex criminals life sentences but dont want their kids seduced by adult men and have to have abortions monthly.

        Age of majority should be a set age and applies to everything. Sex, contracts, driving, military service, drinking, smoking… after debate, if that age is 18, so be it. If its 16 so be it.

        Additionally, kids under that age should never be subject to adult crimes or punishments. This would prevent 2+ kids having sex from being convicted adult sex offenders.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    At the Best Dam Car show and BBQ competition in Boulder NV. Not a dam mask anywhere…I’ve stepped into 2019. It feels and looks

    Exxxxxxcellent.

    • Nephilium

      There’s all sorts of research showing that agriculture started as a way to make sure that people could have enough beer to drink.

      The discovery of beer is one of those things that really makes me wonder how it was invented. It’s not like wine, cider, or mead, which are all pretty simple. Juice (or add water), and let sit. You’ll get alcohol. Beer requires making malted grains, then using them to convert starch into sugar, and then letting it ferment (similar to sake, which uses a fungus to break down the rice starches into sugars).

      • Tres Cool

        I often wondered how many raw lobsters were eaten before someone said “hey- lets boil this thing”.

      • blackjack

        Probably a wicked amount, ova dere!

      • westernsloper

        Weren’t the first brewers monks? I have convinced myself God gave it to them. Not that I drink much beer anymore but love it on occasion. Seems some whining asshole drank all my tequila last night so I had to go to town this morning. I used the lack of tequila to get some ribs, burgers, chicken thighs and some Heb’s. Ribs are in the smoker.

      • Nephilium

        First brewers were long before monks were a thing. The Code of Hammurabi (earliest written laws) referenced beer, and there’s some references to beer being used as payment to the slaves used to build the Egyptian pyramids.

      • westernsloper

        Dicks out for Hammurabi!

      • Nephilium

        The first law concerns punishing tavern keepers who cheat customers by serving smaller amount of beer than it would result from the price. The punishment was death by drowning.

        A bit of a departure from the usual dislike of the death penalty here.

      • blackjack

        Hearing that, the middle east said, ” Hold my short beer!”

      • Ozymandias

        THIS^^^^ is why I keep coming back.

      • Ozymandias

        And that’s for ‘sloper and Nephi

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Pretty harsh for a short pint IMO.

  18. Nephilium

    I made a beer run today, and amongst a couple of new to me Ohio beers (a raspberry wheat and a hazelnut milk stout), I managed to find a rare and hard to find saison:

    Fantome Blanchot!

    First time I’ve seen a Fantome beer on the shelf in years. It’s currently chilling and I hope to drink it tomorrow night with a bonfire burning in the backyard.

    • westernsloper

      Don’t you live in the city? I thought bonfires were frowned upon in residential communities.

      • blackjack

        Not since the middle of last year.

      • Nephilium

        I live in the suburbs, specifically a blue collar community that had a large amount of auto workers living in it. Pretty much every house here has a bar in the basement and a fire ring in the back yard, Neighbors will regularly have parties going until the wee hours of the morning, and the cops have not been called in the years I’ve lived here. If it’s after 02:00, and you need to work the next day, a polite request to keep it down a bit will usually be respected. A request before that will usually be met with even louder music and revelry up until 02:00.

        To give you an idea, there’s a bar around the corner from my house that opens at 07:00 Monday through Friday. This would give the third shift workers a place to stop for a pint on the way home.

      • rhywun

        Are there any auto workers left?

      • Nephilium

        One plant is still running on a part time basis, one of the old plants just got sold to a developer (expected to still be industrial). There’s also a heavy Teamsters presence as well, both the UAW and Teamsters have union halls within a couple miles of my house.

        Culturally, there’s a large amount of eastern European immigrants and communities here as well. That brings a certain disrespect for the authorities, dislike of socialism, and delicious unhealthy food.

      • Tres Cool

        Once upon a time, Dayton had 5 Delphi (formerly Delco) plants until the union(s) ruined them. Annual testing on their coal boilers was worth around $150K for my company annually. Now, they’re all shuttered and/or dozed over.

      • Nephilium

        My dad worked as a supervisor at the Euclid GM plant (later becoming Inland IIRC), he got laid off shortly before there was a strike that caused the location to be shut down permanently. Then you’ve got the steel plants up here, and the auto plants here on the near West side. FFS, there are streets named Chevrolet Blvd., Henry Ford Blvd., and several others. The still working auto plant still has a sign up on the parking lot that says: “Foreign made cars must park in the back”.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, I used to test for LTV Steel (sold to Arcelor, now Cleveland-Cliffs) and the Ford plant.

    • robc

      Isnt fantome notoriously hit or miss?

      • Nephilium

        I’ve always enjoyed everything I’ve managed to get from them, and from the beer geek communities they used to be very highly regarded (to the point of being trade bait). The brewery is notoriously secret about the ingredients used, and I believe they still do open/wild fermentation for all of their beers.

  19. Ozymandias

    All this booze talk just reminded me I bought a little yesterday and now I’m thirsty.
    Perfect time for a little drinky while finishing my final decisions before I start my new gig next week.

    • Tundra

      Congrats! I obviously missed it. What’s the new gig?

      • Tres Cool

        Onlyfans model. Duh.

      • blackjack

        I thought that was for people who can’t afford air conditioning?

      • Tundra

        Hawt.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Yes. Do tell.

      • Ozymandias

        Well…. oddly enough, I’m not precisely sure what I’ll be doing. Short version is this: I got introduced to a very, very wealthy man (previously sold a company for $1.7 Bn) two Friday night ago and over the course of a long evening of talking, he asked me “what number” it would take to get me to leave my current job… I gave him the number, he laughed, and now I work for him. He owns 4 or 5 different tech companies involved in international finance, B2B stuff, B2C, etc. and he said for now I just need to stay near him and learn. He’ll “find” where I go down the road.
        So…I guess I’ll figure it out as I go along.
        But it won’t be deciding who gets pandemic bucks any more.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        So, Hank Scorpio?

      • Tres Cool

        And the guy’s name happens to be…..Epstein.

      • Ozymandias

        He is – perhaps unsurprisingly – one of (((them))). A great dude.
        Although I need a ruling from OMWC on whether I can say (((them))) or (((us))) since my 23 and Me says I’m about 6%.
        Also, with my 6% and a daughter who is making her mikvah shortly, does that get me in the (((club)))? Or am I just a shabbos goi with pretensions?

      • Ozymandias

        And here I thought your specialties were just the apostrophe and obscure music.

      • blackjack

        You’re right!

      • rhywun

        Wow. I had no idea of any of that.

        Being one of the (((them))) sounds exhausting.

      • Ozymandias

        blackjack – I just want you to know that I saw what you did there and laughed and groaned. Well-played, sir.
        Where else can one come to a site to have someone mention my daughter’s menstruation and then get a musical link like that?
        (I was a big Supertramp fan at one time, as well.)
        I’m not sure how that will do for Glibs family friendly rating.

      • Ted S.

        I have a lot of obscure knowledge from having done a lot of reading and having a good memory.

        I figured you meant to use a word other than “mikvah” (BTW I learned as an avid Scrabble player) and tried to make a joke about it.

      • Sean

        LOL

      • Tundra

        Fuck yeah.

        Good luck, Ozy! Couldn’t have happened to a better dude.

      • Ozymandias

        Thanks, Tundra. Like everyone else, just a squirrel tryna find a nut.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        It isn’t ZyraTalk, right?

      • Ozymandias

        I don’t think so, but since I have no idea what that is, it could be.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        They’re cool. My little brother had a similar story when they hired him over coffee. He since moved on to property management.

        A number of tech start-ups moved into town over the past few years, I interviewed with Oscar about a year ago, but since I showed up wearing a suit for the interview I wouldn’t fit in.

      • Ozymandias

        Funny, the guy told me his only work dress code is a collared shirt… for Zoom calls. We work out of his guest house on his rather palatial estate. (17K sq. ft house, no bullshit).
        So far in my two trips there my principle duties have been (1) rolling around with one of his English bulldogs who loves me (probably because of the similar build and jawline), and teaching his 10 y.o. son how to juggle while dad was on a business call.
        I could get used to this.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Good work if you can get it.

      • Mojeaux

        Can’t wait to have dinner with you and the missus!

      • Ozymandias

        Ditto. Late July should give us enough time to get settled in. We close on July 1 and take possession on July 8.

      • westernsloper

        That is great. Have fun on the new job venture!

      • slumbrew

        That sounds awesome!

        Or this is some convoluted “grooming” exercise.

        Either way, congrats and/or watch out for your cornhole, bud.

        (But, seriously, congrats, sounds like a cool opportunity)

      • Ozymandias

        Thanks, SB. I had resolved myself to life as an ALJ and then adding my reserve retirement to the mix in 8 years when it kicks in, but this just dropped in my lap. So now I’m back as being part of a startup working for a guy I really, really like. The friend of mine who introduced us also works there and I think the company we belong to has 8 employees, so it’s back to “true startup” mode again.
        I’m into it. From what I understand so far, the company really does offer a great value proposition to its clients and the owner speaks that language. He really seems to believe in win-win and he’s made a fortune in the past, lost it, and made it again, so he’s not hung up on the benjamins. It’s a consequence of what he wants to do, not the driving force from what I can tell.

      • slumbrew

        That really sounds like a great situation – albeit one where you’ll need to watch your work-life balance; it’ll be all too easy to spend way too much time working.

      • Ozymandias

        Yeah. I’ve had some struggles in that area in the past, so your comment is well-taken.
        I was CF’s GC from the start and that was an all-consuming position – and not in a good way.
        From what I can see so far, the owner has suffered from that in the past and appears to be a recovering workaholic, as well. We’ve even had some discussions on that subject, so…
        It at least bodes well that we’ve talked about it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Didn’t mean to make light. Recent death in my family of a late octogenarian too.

      • DEG

        Nice.

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • blackjack

      At least we sure had a real good time!

    • Sean

      So…the apocalypse is back on?

      Bring bacon and bourbon.

      • blackjack

        It sure would be funny if all the hand wringing over “climate change” was negated by a massive solar blast. Mankind might even deserve such a fate, the way we’ve conducted things lately.

      • Animal

        What’s this we shit, Kemosabe? I don’t deserve such a fate.

      • blackjack

        It was a lapse in judgment. But, the solar blast might get us all.

      • Animal

        Yeah, they’re notoriously indiscriminate.

      • Suthenboy

        I am not sure I would use the word ‘conducting’. We seem to be drowning in an ocean of stupid.
        A solar blast or SMOD might be an improvement.

      • TARDis

        Might? In order of preference:
        1. SMOD,
        2. Solar Flare
        3. Cthuhlu

      • dbleagle

        Don’t forget the old reliable of massive rift vulcanism. It worked for the Permian Mass Extinction and contributed to several others. Can anybody say “Deccan Traps” vulcanism?

      • rhywun

        At least with Cthulhu there is a small chance he might use you as one of his acolytes or something.

      • DEG

        Or he might eat you first.

      • rhywun

        You takes your chances.

  20. Tres Cool

    Flathead County, Montana crime update.

    • blackjack

      A road rage dispute over “how to cross a crosswalk” devolved into a standoff in the drive-thru line.

      That’s what I’m talking about!

      • Tres Cool

        From the next entry- which Glib is this ?

        9:21 p.m. A caller sick of the “nonsense going on downtown” wanted their complaint noted.

      • blackjack

        That version certainly belongs in the hall of lame.

    • Ted S.

      3:13 p.m. A man pointed a “conspiracy sign” at people.

      LOL.

  21. Sean

    Time to go buy some steaks.

    • hayeksplosives

      Not a bad plan at all.

      And a way to recognize the sacrifices of all those who fell in battle to preserve our way of life so that we can go buy steak when we please.

      God bless ‘Murica.

    • TARDis

      Sounds good. Had leftover steak and mashed taters for breakfast. Brewhouse fish and chips for lunch. Firing up the charcoal for some smoked porked chops for dinner. Also, grilled zucchini and ‘nanners (meh, son likes ’em).

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of photos… there was one of Anthony Weiner doing some sort of mea culpa press conference event, and Mrs Weiner is standing behind him, looking for all the world like she’s trying to decide which ear she’ll put the bullet behind.

    • blackjack

      1967. Watch Mick roll his eyes when they make him sing, “let’s spend some TIME together” Fucking hilarious. He throws out few night togethers in there too.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Nice, Ozy!

    • Ozymandias

      Thanks, Brooksy! (I was soooo tempted to reply in a new line to honor thee, good sirrah.)

    • Ozymandias

      Thanks, Brooksy! (I was soooo tempted to reply in a new line to honor thee, good sirrah.)

      • Ozymandias

        Better yet, squirrels to the rescue!!

  24. Animal

    Turns out some of OMWC’s folks nearly ended up being my neighbors.

    At a press conference on Thanksgiving eve, two weeks after Kristallnacht, Secretary Ickes proposed Alaska as “a haven for Jewish refugees from Germany and other areas in Europe where the Jews are subjected to oppressive restrictions.” Alaska was “the one possession of the United States that is not fully developed,” Ickes pointed out. He noted that ’00 impoverished families had recently relocated from the dust bowls of the American West to the ‘3,000-mile Matanuska Valley in south central Alaska, and predicted their pioneering efforts would “open up opportunities in the industrial and professional fields now closed to the Jews in Germany.”

    • Animal

      Again with the negative waves, Moriarty!

    • Gustave Lytton

      He’s dead! California is free(r)! Crap, wrong Gavin.

      • blackjack

        Nope, but Garcetti’s going to try and curry favor with the Indians, so we got that.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Radio Free CA and esp. Adam Carolla help me stay sane.

  25. Animal

    Hmm. I might need this.

    • Suthenboy

      Nice. Very nice.

      I always have about a dozen or so new ones I am lusting after. Not long ago Elmer Keith’s Winchester mod. 70 went up for sale for a mere 7K. That probably would not have been a wise expenditure.

      • Ozymandias

        I can’t bring myself to buy purty guns because I see guns about the same as I see hammers: useful tools for a very specific purpose.
        My guns are all about utility, though I admire collectors and their collections.
        That’s a beautiful piece, though.

      • Sean

        Some parts may have been delivered here recently. Some assembly required.

        It’s always n+1. Never quite enough. ?

      • Nephilium

        Sounds like most cyclists.

        /looks at savings goal for another new bicycle

      • Animal

        At one point a Winchester engineer adapted three pre-64 Model 70s to fire the .22 LR round. They were interesting pieces. Main reason I know about this is because my best friend from school owns one of them, and it’s a supremely accurate piece, as I guess you’d expect from a gun hand-made by a Winchester engineer.

    • westernsloper

      Yes, yes you do. That is purty.

    • DEG

      That is nice.

      I’ve bid on a few auctions of his. Lost them all. He was quick to respond to questions.

  26. Ted S.

    Suck it, Pep.

    • rhywun

      Oh. That happened.

      Who’s running Chelsea these days?

    • blackjack

      I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about twitter. All of it.

    • Not an Economist

      He is not wrong.

  27. Mojeaux

    Having to do a bit of DIY for XY. Except for reasons, I can no longer climb a ladder. I am incredibly frustrated right now. I will have to instruct XY how to do this step by step and I teach no better than I can currently climb a ladder.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ??

      Repost in –> .