¡Enlaces mexicanos para martes por la tarde!

by | Jun 8, 2021 | Daily Links | 260 comments

I need to be fairly quick, I am working for three immediate supervisors:  my old boss who in the midst of a corporate merger was reassigned to a position higher in the food chain who is still assigning me work to tie up loose ends, my new boss who is still trying to gain access to systems, and a third guy who was assigned the role to “bridge the gap” but clearly spent the last month elsewhere.

Nowhere in this did they consider asking the Mexican guy,

 

Whatever here’s a few links:

There’s an lewd joke here somewhere.

Mexico holds mid-term elections and AMLO’s party didn’t lose a lot of seats, but still needs to build coalitions

You probably heard of President Harris’ visit to Latin America.  Its gone quite well.  It began with AF-2 having a “technical issue”.  Then being snubbed by the Mexican senate. Followed by being met by BASED GUATEMALANS, whom she returned the friendly sentiment,“Do not come. Do NOT come.”

Recognizing they can only vaccinate the country so many times. Chile halts second vaccine doses, and raises the age minimum for the A-Z vaccine…to 45.

A human interest piece on Mezcal producers.

Brazil has their own version of Gen. Mike Flynn?

 

How about some Pantera?

 

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260 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    A Mexican on time?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Ay yay yay. Mucho problematico.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I figured its the only way I haven’t tried screwing with the first of firsting.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think I’ve seen him lately.

      • The Hyperbole

        Oh no! I hope nothing horrible happened to him.

      • Tonio

        Okay, I can finally read the letting in your new avatar. That’s brilliant.

      • The Hyperbole

        I think I sold the NFT to OMWC for a large pizza with two toppings (my choice), but it was on zoom so I don’t know if it will hold up in court.

        Also I usually (but not always) set my handles link to go to a full size image of the avatar when I change it.

      • Tonio

        Lettering. Ugh.

        So that’s why some handles display in bold text, because they’re links. Cool.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Mid-Terms are often messy for whoever’s the current face of the government.

  3. Hank

    My link was so popular just a few minutes ago I’ll post it again:

    “TOKYO: A Japanese minister in charge of cybersecurity has provoked astonishment by admitting he has never used a computer in his professional life and appearing confused by the concept of a USB drive….

    “”Since the age of 25, I have instructed my employees and secretaries, so I don’t use computers myself,” he said in a response to an opposition question in a lower house session, local media reported.

    “He also appeared confused by the question when asked about whether USB drives were in use at Japanese nuclear facilities.”

    https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/1576246/japan-cyber-security-minister-admits-never-used-computer

    He added, “really, when you think about it, sex robots are a type of computer…”

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      To be fair, one way to not fall victim to a cyber attack is to not use a computer. He could be on to something.

    • Drake

      I bet he’s never been hacked.

      • Rat on a train

        He’s been hacked. He just doesn’t know since he never logs in.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      See also – John Podesta

    • Sensei

      I wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t have some senior WH advisors aged the same 68 or so who have never used a PC either.

      • Hank

        I don’t even know if an older American official would be *expected* to know about computers. Different stereotypes.

    • kbolino

      He was given the position so Hanlon’s Razor could continue to have some validity.

      • Hank

        Thank you for leading me to a very interesting Wikipedia entry.

  4. Drake

    Now I know the difference between Mexcal and Tequila!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      TL/DR: Its the worm.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Just mind the gap, sharpshooter

  6. Count Potato

    “BASED GUATEMALANS”

    *applauds in Spanish*

  7. Tonio

    Good on the Guatemalans, who were obviously playing to a US audience with English-language signage.

    Pro-Tip: Always go with a thick, sans-serif font such as the one used for the “Trump Won” sign for best readability fro a distance. The thin, spidery lines in the serif font used on the other two signs, not so much.

    “Kamala, Go Home,” is a brilliant modern take on of the classic “Yankee(s), Go Home” slogan.

  8. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Speaking of Harris, this is spot on:

    In many ways, Harris is merely a non-white version of Hillary Clinton. Both women are possessed by ruthless ambition, yet lack the necessary skills to succeed in politics at the national level. They are most comfortable when regurgitating talking points and platitudes. Objectively speaking, they share a knack for unsettling laughter and launched their political careers by dating powerful men.

    https://freebeacon.com/politics/kamala-harris-enemies-list/

    • Hank

      Let’s be fair to Hillary, she actually *married* a guy she dated.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m laughing at this because the fact that Kamala didn’t have to marry a philandering rapist probably chaps Hillary’s cottage cheese ass.

      • SDF-7

        I see you’re trying to bring SugarFree Wednesday forward a bit… shudder….

      • Tonio

        Maybe we could send her a loofa sponge. Seventies television advertising assured me they would rub that nasty cellulite away.

        Also, well-done Scruffy. Even I hurked a little.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *beams with a very strange sense of pride*

      • Fourscore

        You caught me flat footed, Nerfman, didn’t know where to go for a definition, but after a more literal mental interpretation I was close to Tonio at the ship’s rail.

      • Tundra

        I think You People have given me natural immunity. I should be barfing.

    • Tonio

      “unsettling laughter”

      Now there’s a euphemism.

      • Gender Traitor

        Read “maniacal cackle.”

      • Count Potato

        It’s like they learned how to laugh watching the Wizard of Oz.

    • BakedPenguin

      They could’ve added; both, ‘despite their stated commitment to a more egalitarian society, have often displayed utter contempt for those of lower status as well as for legalities that they view as preventing them from their policy goals.’

      • Tonio

        Let them eat cake!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Like, with a cloth.

      • Rat on a train

        cookies, faceless cookies

    • Animal

      …and launched their political careers by dating fucking powerful men.

      Corrected for accuracy.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      You know who else used trucks and chains to send a racial message?

      • Rat on a train

        Riggs and Murtaugh?

  9. Swiss Servator

    “Do not come. Do NOT come.”

    Isn’t that what she used to mumble around a mouthful of Willie Brown?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *standing ovation*

      • SDF-7

        Narrows glaze?

      • Swiss Servator

        She just might have…

        And, yes, I have started drinking early today.

      • Fourscore

        Narrow graze?

      • Aloysious

        So you’re implying Kamala doesn’t shave her naughty bits?

        The grass must grow awfully thick on that particular veld.

    • Tonio

      [jamaican golf clap]

    • mexican sharpshooter

      See? I told you there was a lewd joke.

    • db

      AAAAWWWON BUWWWW!

      • Swiss Servator

        It’s like…you have heard that before. High five, player!

  10. Winston

    Why are libertarians so guilty of the normalcy bias? The last 50 years the woke University professors, watermelons and tyrannical public health officials were very open about what they were planning but libertarians either ignored them or assumed the Democrats would stop them or there would be a non-reactionary, non-populist and intellectual mass movement against them…

    • SDF-7

      Snarky answer — who are these Libertarian strawmen you keep setting up, anyway?

      More serious answer (I want to say thoughtful — but there are many folks here who think much deeper than I, and I’d hate to step on their toes) — Because Libertarians by nature believe humankind is self governable and capable of making rational decisions given decent data? (Because otherwise, the whole philosophy is pointless and you might as well devolve to Top Men if you assume you have to think for others, that’s how I see it anyway…).

      And given the apparent irrationality of the whole “woke, watermelons and tyrannical public health officials”, the assumption is that a rational public would reject them when sufficiently aware of them (hence the whole — “Yeah, those nutty college kids… wait until they hit the real world and get a job!” effect).

      :shrug: Anyway… that’s all I’ve got for today. Go away now!

      • Swiss Servator

        Since Hihn passed away (RIP…BULLY!) Winston is gunning for his old title belt.

      • db

        I haven’t been able to synthesize any kind of model of Winston based on its posts. Like, it never makes any statements that evince a consistent thesis. There’s no substance.

      • db

        If it would just state out loud what it’s trying to convince anyone of–its thesis–it might have a chance.

      • Winston

        who are these Libertarian strawmen you keep setting up, anyway?

        hence the whole — “Yeah, those nutty college kids… wait until they hit the real world and get a job!” effect

        As I said…

        I think the real reason for normality bias is the belief in progress. Worrying about change and the future is the sign of a reactionary…

        Because otherwise, the whole philosophy is pointless and you might as well devolve to Top Men if you assume you have to think for others, that’s how I see it anyway…

        I agree but the problem you end arguing that we need institutions to support freedom but how do you do that? And what happens when they turn into situations?

        Saying that we should trust the New York Times is another form of TOP MEN. But how do you prevent the NYT from having shit opinions and how would you find a replacement?

      • Not Adahn

        But how do you prevent the NYT from having shit opinions and how would you find a replacement?

        You don’t and you don’t. NYT is entitled to print whatever opinion it chooses and it’s not for me or anyone else to determine what they should be. I don’t need a “replacement.”

        Normalcy bias is just another word for inductive reasoning. People remember what a stupid ass they were beck when they were a teenager/college student and assume that the next batch will follow a similar path as themselves and their friends. Did the students change, or was there something different in the situation that permitted them to not grow the fuck up?

      • Winston

        NYT is entitled to print whatever opinion it chooses and it’s not for me or anyone else to determine what they should be. I don’t need a “replacement.”

        Thing is in order for there to be a self-governing and rational people we need to have institutions to reflect this.

        Who for example is there to say no when politicians propose liberty destroying policies? Newspaper were thought to be this but that is no longer the case it seems…

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        As the founders recognized, the only possible chance any society has is if you put as many procedural obstacles in the way of the inevitable drift to governmental abuse of innocent citizens as you possibly can.

        Then you prepare the populace to fight it out physically when that fails.

        Anarchism isn’t immune to this. Totalitarian command and control isn’t immune to this. It’s an innate characteristic of a hopelessly corrupted species.

      • Not Adahn

        97% of libertarians reject the label Canadian?

      • Swiss Servator

        You can still tell by the flappy heads and beady eyes. And they are usually clutching a Tim Hortons coffee.

      • Swiss Servator

        Damn. Now I want a box of Timbits. Joke misfire.

  11. Winston

    https://financialpost.com/opinion/matthew-lau-ontarios-default-position-is-now-government-control/wcm/839b5360-0c5d-401d-b31f-d72cab347ebd/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

    Last month, the BBC reported that Toronto has suffered the longest continuous lockdown of any major city in the world – possibly, of any city of any size. In earlier days, Ontario’s lockdown rules might have been described as excessive and arbitrary. They have long since proceeded to the preposterous and absurd.

    Canadians like it good and hard…

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I’m trying to resist the obvious joke here.

    • Translucent Chum

      Until one of your shitty NHL teams gets a pass into the semi finals. They they can allow some travel.

      • Winston

        They are exempt from quatantine rules…

    • Chafed

      That explains the lack of any equivalent to the Second Amendment.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      **HEAVY SIGH**

      Alberta moves to “Stage Two” of re-opening on Thursday, and supposedly complete re-opening by the end of June. IMNSHO, we’re being waaayyyyyyyyy too timid about it.

      But Ontario’s just fucking whacko. (And just call them Ontarians — Ontario’s no more representative of all Canadians than LA or New York City is representative of all Americans…).

  12. Swiss Servator

    Of course, to the BBC, the plight of the mezcal producers is OK, because Gaia, and lack of regulation.

    I wish we could sentence the Beeb writers to harvest agave for 3 summers in Guerrero state.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      You can’t give them sharp gardening tools—they’re British.

    • SDF-7

      Can we start with Chibnall? Please?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Bonus: The discussion was about a MAX BOOT article.

    • Sensei

      Bio here:

      https://www.nytimes.com/by/mara-gay

      She knows better. She either doubled down on saying something stupid or it was intentional. The thing is with her peers it probably gains her cred.

  13. Count Potato

    “US intelligence knew MAGA fans were planning Jan 6 ‘war’ for WEEKS but did nothing to protect Capitol cops: Senate releases riot report that claims three cops ‘lost their lives’, doesn’t mention Trump’s role or call it an insurrection

    Capitol Police and intelligence agencies including the FBI knew Trump supporters were threatening to storm the Capitol and wanted to target Democrat lawmakers weeks before January 6, but didn’t act, a bipartisan Senate Report has revealed.

    Law enforcement was aware of a plot to breach the Capitol, that maps of the building’s tunnel system had been shared online, and that supporters were planning to bring guns to D.C., but failed to act or share information with uniformed cops.

    The report noted that Trump encouraged his supporters to go to the Capitol to protest and a copy of his speech was added to the report, but it did not mention if he had a direct role in the attack. It also did not refer to the riot as an insurrection.

    The investigation also stated that seven people – including three police officers – ‘ultimately lost their lives’. Officer Brian Sicknick died of natural causes from a stroke and Jeffrey Smith and Howard Liebengood killed themselves. The Senators also state that Sicknick was hit with ‘bear spray’, an allegation prosecutors have already dismissed and said it was pepper spray.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9663551/Senate-report-details-sweeping-failures-Jan-6-attack.html

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      It still seems weird to me that 2 cops committed suicide after this. Cops that faced riots in other cities saw far worse over the summer and I don’t remember reading about any of them committing suicide.

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t remember reading about any of them committing suicide.

        Would their suicide be useful in making trump look bad?

      • kbolino

        Do the suicides actually relate to the day’s events, or are they simply coincidental?

      • Count Potato

        What did they know about the Clintons?

    • kbolino

      The goal has long been to turn the IC inward, this is just one of the justifications they’ll use when they do what they wanted to do anyway.

    • Gustave Lytton

      that maps of the building’s tunnel system had been shared online

      Codename: Wannafud

    • SDF-7

      The city? Maybe — that they apparently cleared out the protestors that were stopping cars (and shooting into the one with the little girl) immediately afterwards does give them some kind of case.

      But —

      The lawsuit was filed in Fulton County State Court against the city, Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms, Atlanta Police Chief Rodney Bryant, City Council member Joyce Sheperd, Wendy’s International and the company that owns the property where the Wendy’s was located.

      sure looks like “Who has the deepest pockets?” is in play. I don’t think Wendy’s International was all “Hey! Please burn down our restaurant and gun down little girls in the nearby streets!”

      That type of fishing for settlement cash really reduces my sympathy.

      • Swiss Servator

        They name Wendy’s to get a nuisance settlement and use that $ to fund the suit going forward.

        /former asbestos defense lawyer off

      • Sensei

        +1 pleural thickening

      • db

        What is their reasoning behind claiming Wendy’s and the property owner have any responsibility in the matter?

      • db

        I guess I asked the question imprecisely. What is their reasoning in arguing that those parties have responsibility?

      • Swiss Servator

        I’d have to look at the complaint. But I will fetch a beer instead.

        But you are right. If I were Wendy’s GC, I would go scorched earth.

      • Sensei

        They are (likely) insured and lack sovereign immunity.

      • Tonio

        $$

      • db

        That wasn’t nice.

      • Tonio

        I only berate, belittle, and humiliate you because I deeply care about you as a human being and as a developing writer.

    • Count Potato

      Portland is going to go bankrupt.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Eighth Amendment?

      • Hank

        He’s a fine person.

      • Swiss Servator

        I am in a quandary here…applaud, or narrow my gaze.

        Howzabout we call it a draw?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Maybe just a one-eyed narrowed gaze.

      • Animal

        So, a wink?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Or a dick pic.

      • Ted S.

        Embrace the power of “and”.

      • Hank

        Look, if the government wants the money, it should get the guy in touch with a good publisher and ghostwriter for his memoirs. Then promote the memoirs – maybe by denouncing him for trying to profit off his crimes. That would make headlines and boost sales. Then seize the royalties as they come in to make good the 12 mil.

        This is strictly satire, of course. So far as I know.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        you

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        please excuse my fiddlethumbs there; oy.

      • Chafed

        Very unlikely to apply. I assume the $12MM fine is actually restitution for the cost or rebuilding the station.

      • db

        Yeah, that’s basically telling the guy he’s never going to have any kind of life. Now, you might say that someone who intentionally destroys another’s property should be liable for replacing it, or making the owner whole, and I’d be inclined to agree, but it is also essentially enslaving this man for the rest of his life. Perhaps he deserves it. He’s the one who made the decision to do what he did. Probably no way he’s ever going to earn 12 million clams in his life. Unless hyperinflation, of course.

        That’s an interesting question: are fines like that adjusted over time for inflation, or are they simple numbers?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Can you declare bankruptcy with a legal fine hanging over your head?

      • db

        I can’t imagine that would fly.

      • Chafed

        You can file for bankruptcy but criminal fines and restitution are not dischargeable in bankruptcy.

      • db

        Do they send a letter to all his creditors that do hold dischargeable debts saying “Suck it, Suckers! NYAH NYAH NYAH!”

        Maybe send them a bill, too?

    • Ted S.

      So you support the coronavirus lockdowns.

  14. Count Potato

    “Hunter Biden used the n-word multiple times in conversation with his white, $845-per-hour lawyer, his texts messages reveal.

    The shocking texts may prove embarrassing for his father President Joe Biden, who just last week gave a speech decrying racism on the 100th anniversary of the Tulsa massacre, and has sought to portray racial justice as a top priority for his administration.

    The president’s son joked in a January 2019 text to corporate attorney George Mesires about a ‘big penis’, and said to the lawyer: ‘I only love you because you’re black’ and ‘true dat n***a’.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9661781/Hunter-Biden-used-n-word-multiple-times-casual-conversation-text-messages-show.html

    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

    • Swiss Servator

      Like anyone in the US would ask about that.

    • Winston

      His daddy is a Dem so the MSM will not care…

    • Winston

      Cocaine is a helluva drug.

      Does that make Hunter a Libertarian?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Truly an intellectual giant among mere mortals.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I stick with the more approachable artists like George the Lesser.

      • The Other Kevin

        Of course. Why else would someone pay him an extravagant amount of money to head up a business he knows nothing about, if not for his superior intellect?

    • Not Adahn

      his white, $845-per-hour lawyer

      said to the lawyer: ‘I only love you because you’re black’

      I don’t get the joke.

      • Count Potato

        From the text messages it looks like some sort of dick joke?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      This will be what brings him down, not the massive corruption.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        His heart’s in the right place though so it’ll be excused.

  15. DEG

    One sign simply stated, “Kamala, TRUMP WON,” another told the vice president that “Guatemala as pro-life,” and another want to her to “go home.”

    Heh.

  16. Sensei

    BILL AND MELINDA GATES’S EPIC DIVORCE SAGA ENTERS ITS NEXT PHASE

    For the people who worked for him, Bill’s behavior was something of an open secret. The former employee who signed an NDA said there were times when Bill came into the office driving a Mercedes, and an hour later, one of his security personnel showed up with a golden brown Porsche that Bill drove away in. “We all assumed that it was when he was with women,” the employee said.

    I’m calling BS. Nobody wants a Porsche in “golden brown”.

    • Not Adahn

      “I am so wealthy, I can afford to have atrocious taste.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He wants to be flashy and boring as hell at the same time.

    • The Other Kevin

      “He would also slip on a big fur coat and several thick gold chains.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      former employee who signed an NDA said

      There’s someone with impeccable credibility.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I think Porsche prefers to call it Cashmere Beige Metallic.

      • Sensei

        Google says it’s a a Toyota color too. I’d believe somebody would buy a Toyota in that color.

      • Fourscore

        Oh, Shit Brindle Brown…

        Yeah, had a Maverick that color

      • Sensei

        Kidding aside that’s what I was thinking if I were to own a Porsche in that kind of color.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It would fit perfectly. The same model year as he dropped out of Hahvahd…

      • Sensei

        Bill is a car guy. He got busted importing a 959.

        I believe it was impounded for a couple years.

      • Count Potato

        13 years

  17. wdalasio

    The last 50 years the woke University professors, watermelons and tyrannical public health officials were very open about what they were planning but libertarians either ignored them or assumed the Democrats would stop them or there would be a non-reactionary, non-populist and intellectual mass movement against them…

    I think it’s a matter of libertarianism is a pretty broad spectrum of ideas. That’s why libertarians always seem to be fighting over the “one true libertarianism”. Really, all you have to believe to be a libertarian is that you shouldn’t coerce other people to your own ideas via the government. There’s a hell of a lot of different ideas about how people should live that fall under that banner. And a lot of libertarians seem to believe that those woke University professors, watermelons and tyrannical public health officials are basically right about how people should live. Yeah, the coercion isn’t something they like. But, absent the coercion, do you really think, say, ENB would really have much problem with a world that they want? At the same time, you have a lot of libertarians who aren’t culturally (on a personal level, not a political level) much different from conservatives. And a majority of them have been opposed to the rise of leftist authoritarianism. Maybe cynically, I think establishment libertarianism (e.g. the Kochtopus – Cato, the LP, Reason, etc.) has been inclined to want to nudge the dial toward the former. I think conservatism has generally tended to become more libertarian and a libertarian right is something the libertarian establishment really doesn’t want. So, they push for a more leftish orientation, even if many grass roots libertarians aren’t comfortable with that.

    • The Other Kevin

      A big part of it that the left is very good at demonizing their opponents. In the 90’s and 00’s you’d be called a crazy right wing conspiratorial kook if you called them out on this. And you still are to this day.

    • Winston

      Last year I joked that the one true Libertarian is a polygamous pansexual vegan nudist who smokes a specific kind of pot.

      There has always this conflict over what sort of lifestyle people who live freely must or should adopt. Culture does matter but what sort, what are the acceptable parameters, how to sustain this lifestyle and the how truly voluntary these lifestyle choices are is another issue.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The whole “pot, ass sex, and mexicans” meme came from the same sort of place. Does libertarianism allow for such things? Yes*. Is it a good look when those people are the loudest voices in the public sphere? Not at all.

        *open borders debates notwithstanding

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        True, The one true libertarian is a sober yeoman farmer or small business owner with traditional morals. That is the person who doesn’t need a lot of government. And will create a stable prosperous society.

      • wdalasio

        I think it’s more than not a good look. A bacchanalian lifestyle might be a lot of fun. But, it isn’t really that sustainable. You wind up either having to make a course correction or eating the seed corn. The libertarian answer for this is supposed to be well, yeah, a few people might eat their seed corn, but they’re going to wind up a pretty good example of what not to do. Then, people learn that that isn’t the way to go. The problem is that we have a system that replenishes the seed corn. In the absence of a feedback loop and behavioral controls (which libertarians don’t and shouldn’t want), what’s the incentive not to eat the seed corn? I don’t think there necessarily is one. And in the absence of one, I don’t see where libertarianism has a real response to demands for a bacchanalian orgy.

      • wdalasio

        Well, I’ll be upfront with my biases and blind spots. I’m more one of those “culturally conservative” libertarians. Yeah, I did stupid things in my youth. But, they’re things I see (and saw at the time) as stupid. I don’t think the government should ban them and I don’t think the government should really be involved at all. But, I do think a nice, traditional, middle class life is probably the best way to live, long-term. And, ultimately, I think that would be the prevailing outlook in a genuinely libertarian society. Sure, you can do dumb things. But, those dumb things have a price. And if you’re the one footing the bill (or even some voluntary association is doing it for you) for doing your particular dumb things, you’re going to do a lot fewer of them. There’s an incentive to course-correct. To me, a big part of the problem is we’ve broken the feedback loop. You do dumb things, and Uncle Sugar is there to pick up the bill. In that world, not only is there not an incentive not to do dumb things, there’s an open advocacy of doing dumb things. And why shouldn’t there be. It’s not like you have to pay for it? And if Joe down the street has to pay for your dumb things, what reason is there for Jim to impose his close-minded demands that you not do dumb things. And libertarianism becomes twisted. Maybe, libertarianism is one of those things that doesn’t necessarily work piecemeal. Maybe letting people do whatever they want while society externalizes the cost doesn’t work.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I feel like I wrote an article that addressed this in the context of family…. did I ever actually put metaphorical pen to paper? I forget.

        Your point is well made. We’re fish in water. We have no concept, without studying history closely, of what the unsubsidized consequences of many lifestyle choices are. Hardly anybody alive has known a single mother that wasn’t substantially subsidized by the state. Entire generations exist that don’t know the concept of “can’t afford to go to college this year” because of ubiquitous federal meddling. Hell, try to imagine an economy without inflation. Its a little bit mind boggling, but it was a regular thing pre 20th century.

        There would be a massive reordering were the omnipotent state to recede. The people who would be best off are the ones who cling to the traditions, wisdom, and lifestyles of the olden days. That 24 year old blue hair nonbinary on hormone treatments and five types of anti-anxiety meds, with $150k in student debt, $50k of credit card debt, a loft in the expensive part of town, a premium subscription to grubhub, Hep C, and a gender studies degree would be fucked.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The entities that hold their notes would be fucked.

      • Animal

        There would be a massive reordering were the omnipotent state to recede. The people who would be best off are the ones who cling to the traditions, wisdom, and lifestyles of the olden days. That 24 year old blue hair nonbinary on hormone treatments and five types of anti-anxiety meds, with $150k in student debt, $50k of credit card debt, a loft in the expensive part of town, a premium subscription to grubhub, Hep C, and a gender studies degree would be fucked.

        Seeing this happen would be roundly entertaining.

      • wdalasio

        That 24 year old blue hair nonbinary on hormone treatments and five types of anti-anxiety meds, with $150k in student debt, $50k of credit card debt, a loft in the expensive part of town, a premium subscription to grubhub, Hep C, and a gender studies degree would be fucked.

        Right. But, in a world where the government is saying that companies have to hire her as a diversity and inclusion consultant, is paying for her medical, requiring people to use her preferred pronouns, and looking at ways to cover her student loans, who’s to say she’s made the wrong decisions? The carpenter with a house in the suburbs and tax bills for the rest of his life? The middle aged businessman just meeting a payroll?

      • kbolino

        who’s to say she’s made the wrong decisions

        Only the Gods of the Copybook Headings

      • wdalasio

        The problem is the Gods of the Copybook Headings tend to visit their consequences pretty much across a society. Yeah, she’ll get her comeuppance. And maybe the carpenter will have the ability to avoid the worst of it. But, the middle aged businessman also winds up getting brought down.

      • kinnath

        the Gods of the Copybook Headings tend to visit their consequences pretty much across a society.

        I believe that is the lesson.

      • kbolino

        The problem is the Gods of the Copybook Headings tend to visit their consequences pretty much across a society.

        Hence the trope about the right winning elections just long enough to clean up the left’s messes, then falling out of favor when the next hotness comes along, losing to the left who make new messes, lather, rinse, repeat. (This is not to say the right can’t make messes of its own, everybody’s human).

        But the only thing the blue-hair and I have in common anymore is we both speak English and we both grew up in the U.S. That used to mean a lot, to both of us, but it’s meaning less and less every day.

      • wdalasio

        That used to mean a lot, to both of us, but it’s meaning less and less every day.

        Yeah, I’m pretty much there myself. It’s sort of a memory of having once had something in common. At this point, I really do feel like they’re a different people.

    • kbolino

      There’s power and there’s money. Both flow to those who glorify power, and get cut off from those who don’t. The libertarian establishment is a captive of power, having fallen into a trap set up a long time ago for them and a thousand others. The force that moves them is like a lazy god; it is mostly disinterested, and unmotivated to directly intervene often, but that’s because it usually doesn’t even need to.

      Arguments about ideas, or issues, are not immaterial to us, because they reflect our values. But they are immaterial to power, except insofar as they’re useful. Recognizing this is recognizing why the LP will always be a joke, why the two major parties aren’t really any better for protecting one’s values, and why this country may be better off disunited.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My brief experience with the Mises Caucus of the LP is demonstrating that there is some extreme vitriol towards the usurpers of the LP. I mean the “prags” like Sarwark literally hate Dave Smith et al…

      It’s all about power. Even if they have a tiny little insignificant fiefdom, they seem to be willing to engage in any number of distasteful things in order to keep it.

      • DEG

        Vitriol.

        In the comments are links to the twitter threads of two the LPNH wokesters/anti-Mises Caucus folks who are previous Party Chairs resigning from the party over this.

      • db

        We’re just witnessing the skinsuiting of the LP in real time.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She looks good for 55, almost as pretty as her son and his name is Damian apparently. Maybe that was the bargain.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m not going to bet against you

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Well, her son is named “Damian,” after all . . .

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Refresh before posting, refresh before posting . . .

    • Spudalicious

      She just needs to do some cougar porn and get it over with.

      • Tundra

        See? That’s the kind of forward thinking this place needs.

    • Rat on a train

      She needs to make a selfless wish before it is too late.

    • Sean

      L
      O
      Fucking
      L

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s got to be some guy just fucking around. Gotta be…

      • Count Potato

        There are bunch of vids of people swimming with masks.

    • DEG

      Some people are stupid.

    • Ted S.

      Heidegger from the Hawthorne story, or Heidegger the Nazi philosopher?

  18. BakedPenguin

    The comment on Ontario above made me think they could have a “total state”-off with Melbourne / Victoria in Oz to see who is worse.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sounds like they ran it to me.

    • Sean

      Gf said as much to me when the news ran a blurb on it.

    • DEG

      I’m skeptical.

      They could have obtained the password through other means. I think it is the wallet that matters.

    • kbolino

      A Bitcoin wallet can be used by multiple people simultaneously, if each has access to the private key. It’s possible the FBI hoovered up a hard drive containing the private key, possibly through some unrelated action, didn’t know what they had at the time, and discovered after the fact that they had access to the same wallet the ransomware attackers were using. For example, the wallet could have been stolen from a legitimate user, had its private key shared around on the places where that sort of thing happens, the FBI monitored one of those sites and recorded some details, and the attackers picked it at random and figured it was a good place to hold the funds for a short while before moving them somewhere else.

      This is all possible, but given the available info, purely hypothetical.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Okay, this makes sense. I know we’re pretty far gone, but” the FBI ran a ransom scheme “ is a bit much.

        I can believe that they were aware of it and did nothing to stop it though.

      • kbolino

        (this is a simplification of how BTC actually works, but is accurate enough in the abstract)

      • kbolino

        Though the article is fairly readable I think, in lay terms: the attackers opened an account at a U.S. bank, and the DOJ simply identified and subpoenaed the bank before most of the funds were spent.

        Pretty low-tech if accurate.

      • UnCivilServant

        Low tech fits the FBI’s wheelhouse.

      • LCDR_Fish

        BTW, the twitter bits I read about the FBI burner phone sting this morning seemed to indicate that all the actual targets were outside the US (mostly Euros/Australia)- hence the FBI wasn’t playing that game domestically. But I haven’t read any complete articles yet.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He deserves it, whether you agree with the vax or not it’s both destruction of property and a betrayal of trust.

      • Sean

        Yes.

        Three years though?

      • The Hyperbole

        Meh, I could do that kinda time standing on my head.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Snopes rates this as True.

  19. LCDR_Fish

    *Lights the Glib Signal*

    So…junior homeowner here (been in this place just over a year). Just got the hard sell from a Frontline agent. Now…I didn’t see a ton of ants outside last year – more this year (I used ortho around the outside of the house last summer and again a couple weeks ago) – not a lot of ants inside…but I *did* have a bit of an outbreak during a cold snap a few months back when one of my lamp timers was apparently infested by way of the socket (seems to be cleared out and working normally now, but I plan to buy some socket blocker plugs later).

    Anyhoo….is $99 for an intro offer (down from their standard $399 because – according to him – all my neighbors are going to get treated because there’s a lot of carpenter ants around, etc) and $139/quarter for the year reasonable given that I live in Northern Neck VA? Apparently will also include outside treatment for spiders/wasps and ticks in the yard. Need to let him know by tomorrow.

    Don’t like the time pressure…but it doesn’t involve them coming inside from what he said.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      This’ll last you years. All you need is one of those pump applicators and to read the instructions. I applied as a perimeter around the house 3 or 4 times per year in Nova, and it kept the bug issues to a minimum.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Used permethrin in the army. More concerned about the possibility of carpenter ants in the walls since apparently they wouldn’t have come up during a termite inspection. Also since all the neighbors are apparently concerned – haven’t really chatted with any of them since moving in due to everything else this year though…

      • Spudalicious

        DIY first would be my recommendation.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Well, I’ve done DIY before and I may again in the future.

        Sorry if I wasn’t clear enough – my question was more along the lines of whether that pricing was decent given the circumstances – or pure extortion.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dunno about pricing in your area. I’d call around to other pest control places to see what their pricing is. The initial fee seems high and the “limited time offer” seems more like what it should be. That it’s limited and throwing in the pressure on what neighbors are doing leads me to say they’re trying to funnel you into the hard sell direction before you consider alternatives.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I fired my pest control company and use Do My Own for supplies

      https://www.domyown.com/

      Something like Taurus SC for a termiticide and Demand SC for an all around perimeter insecticide (there’s some overlap between both). Get a small pump sprayer (1gal) from your local home improvement store and a decent tank wash (either from Do My Own/hardware store/feed and seed store). Watch YouTube video for proper triple rinse of spray containers. Easy peasy, lot less than a contract. Set a calendar remind for periodic reapplication.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Oh, you mentioned yard treatment. I don’t do that but there are yard sprays in there as well, like Talstar.

      • db

        What’s the requirement for rinsing?

      • Gustave Lytton

        ^^ second these guys as well. Already have my main supplier above but I’ve used their website for figuring out stuff as well

    • Count Potato

      Clear away any dead wood around your property.

    • Rat on a train

      Ah, the old “your neighbors are doing it” pitch.

    • Tulip

      I have a pest control service, it originally came with the house. When I’ve had problems, they came, great service. I don’t have frontline. I pay in NOVA about $450 a year, billed yearly. Yours would be more, so no. Mine come when I called about mice, when I called about bees, when I called about ants.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Thanks for the inputs. Prices seem slightly higher on the overall cost than the VA average – but convenience with the other things I’m dealing with right now might even it out. I’ll sleep on it.

      • Fourscore

        Carpenter ants come in searching for water, wet wood in the walls/floor will really attract. I get a few in the spring every year as the accumulated snow melts off around the house. I once had a hose leak behind the washer, I couldn’t understand why there so many in the house, pulled out everything, saw the very slight water. Tightened the hose, dried out the water and after a couple days no ants.

        Had some wet insulation in the cabin basement, carpenter ants ate the sills and floor joists before I discovered the problem. Had to jack up a wall, replace the sill and 2-3 joists. Took the fiberglass out of the walls and no more problem.

        I have a few hills of them around the yard, a little gasoline will do a trick on them. An untreated deck on the ground is a perfect place for them to find wet wood.

  20. grrizzly

    I haven’t seen this around here.

    • straffinrun

      Virus Free Zones will be about effective as Gun Free Zones.

    • Fourscore

      So, if I’m vaxxed I MUST go inside?

      • db

        Make sure to light up a cigarette when you go in. Then say, “well where am I supposed to go? talk about mixed messages!”

    • UnCivilServant

      Because watermelons don’t let us cut enough American timber.

      • Sean

        I just can’t take him seriously with that fallen headliner.

      • The Hyperbole

        ^^This^^ not to mention the sad state of his “beard”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Don’t let the methhead appearance fool you.

      • Spudalicious

        Your avatar continues to win the entire internet.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’m really looking forward to the grand opening.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He’s got a video explaining his used car purchasing strategy. Basically he’s super cheap on the shit that doesn’t matter to him so he can have the freedom to do whatever the fuck he wants to in other places (including not feeling tied down).

      • kbolino

        I’d say “I thought tariffs were racist” but I’m not dumb enough to believe anyone is remotely susceptible to charges of hypocrisy anymore.

      • Fourscore

        We couldn’t take potatoes across the border to Canada because of the tariffs on Canadian cedar shakes, according to a Canadian friend.

        Tariffs always seem to have unintended consequences.

    • Spudalicious

      We don’t make wood anymore. We grow firestorms.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires.

        Mr. Biden, cut down these trees!

      • straffinrun

        “We don’t make wood anymore.”

        Speak for yourself, old man.

      • Fourscore

        “We don’t make…”

        Mrs Fourscore concurs…

  21. westernsloper

    Alrighty then. Mezcal, soda and lime it is for Friday. I figure it is the least I can do, which is usually what I am down for.

    • Tulip

      Medical is the smoky one? I don’t like it. (I also don’t like scotch) smoke belongs on food, not drinks.

      • Tulip

        I hate autocorrect

      • UnCivilServant

        *processing*

        User intent was clearly “I LOVE Autocorrect”

        *adjusting output*

        /autocorrect

      • westernsloper

        I haven’t drank Mezcal since that one summer (does math) 35 years ago and ya there was a worm involved. I think they have moved past that. Or maybe not, don’t care, I am committed now.

  22. Mojeaux

    @Count Potato, so I was weirdly fascinated by that toothless wonder and dug a little deeper. Apparently, pregnancy did a number on her teeth (it’s a real thing—I didn’t know), so she ended up getting them all pulled so she could get snap-in dentures. Now, I personally would not flaunt my toothlessness all over the ‘net, but I don’t need that much attention. So then I felt bad about goggling at her.

  23. ElspethFlashman

    Yo: updates for those still interested in the Flashman/ Humungus story line / character arc.

    Work : promoted me (but that is still pending once we have a new green associate to be my henchman). Hobbies: starting guitar playing, supporting the Lord H with his new business venture. The heir : at camp this week (which somehow related to me smoking weed, go figure). The rest: moscow mules, weed delivery, art, music….. faaaaack.

    • Gender Traitor

      Intrigued by your avatar. Who dey?

    • Gender Traitor

      …and mazel tov re: the promotion!

    • Mojeaux

      Sounds like everything is going swimmingly!

    • westernsloper

      ? You two need to join a happy hour again.

      • Mojeaux

        +1

  24. straffinrun

    Someone needs to beat the shit out of whoever made those Ad Council anti bullying ads.