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by | Jun 15, 2021 | Daily Links | 215 comments

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That’s out of the way, how about a few links?

Did all the female candidates look like this?  It might explain they got so many votes.  Am I suggesting these women were voted in out of an underhanded form of machismo toxic masculinity? Yes.  Yes I am.

Mexico is also due to receive a shipment of J&J vaccines.  Which is great since I know several people that would slash people’s tires not long ago to get it.  Meanwhile, Mexico is sending locally made A-Z vaccines elsewhere throughout Latin America.

Good luck, lady.

Unprecedented….I don’t think that means what you think it does.

Argentine president insults Brazilians:

“The Mexicans came from the Indians, the Brazilians came from the jungle, but we Argentines came from the ships. And they were ships that came from Europe,” Fernandez said, referring to the country’s many European migrants. He later apologized for the comments and said his country’s diversity was something to be proud of.

Bolsonaro’s response?

Bolsonaro obliged by tweeting a photograph of himself wearing a native head-dress, smiling among a group of indigenous people. The only text in tweet was the word “JUNGLE” in capital letters, flanked by a Brazilian flag emoji.

Hell yeah its that guy from Judas Priest!

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215 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Check it out! Its under $1 per round!

    But I don’t have a .45! 🙁

    • Sean

      That’s very un-American of you.

    • Drake

      Federal is a little more but free shipping if you order over $149 – which is really easy these days.

    • Rat on a train

      If prices get high enough, they may throw one in as an incentive.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I don’t think it’s going to fit in the Ruger LCP I just bought.

      • Sean

        Did you get a new purse to go with it?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Panty holsters for the win

      • Sean

        ?

      • TARDis

        I thought they only did gift make-up kits. I guess they are upgrading due to high volumes.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        They come with Ruger branded yoga pants now

      • Tonio

        Unfortunately, I already bestowed the GC for the thread. Plus, I always feel suck-uppy giving one of those to a post author.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I would never accuse you of that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Do they come in Capri cut?

      • Tonio

        Man bags. Some with hidden carry pockets. Totes butch.

      • l0b0t

        Those are nice, but a bit busy for my taste. I’m hooked on https://www.timbuk2.com. Got my first custom bag in 1999, finally had to replace with another in 2016. Waterproof, hard wearing, and discretely voluminous.

      • Sensei

        I also have a custom Timbuk2 as well. Can also recommend. Pre-plague I carried daily to the office and it still looks great.

        I did, however, have to overcome the massive amount of smug from the company before I reluctantly pulled the trigger.

      • Tonio

        “Busy” is such a nice way of putting that. Mine was an impulse purchase. I’ve never worn it, other than at the festival where I bought it.

  2. Shpip

    Many Haitian migrants left home and tried to build lives in Latin America, but faced racism, poverty and language barriers.

    I’m thinking many Latin Americans are thinking, “Our lives are hard enough without importing a couple thousand Haitians to drive down wages and property values.”

    • TARDis

      I’m thinking: Oh look another poor person with a hand held digital computer that makes phone calls and plays high-def video and music. Plus it has a camera.

  3. Rat on a train

    WMATA runs a $1.7+ billion operating deficit. Subsidies cover a little of $1 billion of that. They are currently surviving on a federal taxpayer bailout. Ridership is way down increasing losses. But they will make it up on volume.

    • Tonio

      A creative way to hide a transportation subsidy for federal workers in DC. “But tourists an contractors get to use it, too.”

      • Rat on a train

        Federal employees get an additional $270/month transit subsidy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Only for the right people in the FedGov, meaning DC. I think it takes mountains for anyone outside of that cesspool to get a subsidy otherwise. At least when I was broke, car broken and was taking the bus to the ATC to get to work they said…nah, only available in certain areas.

      • Rat on a train

        I’m sure the DC Federales also get a significant location bonus.

      • Tonio

        They do. But not just DC.

        Locality pay, bro.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ^^ Tonio beat me to it. Yes most areas have their own locality pay..Houston is outrageous, Vegas just recently moved from ‘rest of US’.

      • Tonio

        [Archer voice] When do I not?

    • rhywun

      It will never end so long as transit is portrayed as a solely poor-people thing. Never mind how many well-off people use it in places like DC and NYC, it is a sacrosanct policy to price it so even the poorest of the poor can afford it. Unlike, well, any other product I can think of.

      If they weren’t stupid, they would price it for the market, plow all that money into the system to make it suck a little less, and tell the gummit “you’re welcome” for having to throw far smaller subsidies at the poors.

  4. Sean

    SGammo has .45 cheaper. Screw CTD.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I tend to buy from them. CTD just spams my inbox.

  5. Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

    Estaré en mi litera.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I particularly like the lack of increase in college tuition. That indicates that they’ve hit a wall and are losing customers.

      • Bobarian LMD

        But renters have been getting good deals, with average rent rising just 1.8% during the last year.

        The Government putting their thumb on that scale doesn’t have anything at all to do with that?

        A Federal eviction ban because of COVID? Numerous blue states doing the same?

  6. Ownbestenemy

    I knew the day would come; I just didn’t think I would be young enough to fight.

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/06/15/biden-administration-asks-americans-to-report-potentially-radicalized-friends-and-family/

    “This involves creating contexts in which those who are family members or friends or co-workers know that there are pathways and avenues to raise concerns and seek help for those who they have perceived to be radicalizing and potentially radicalizing towards violence,”

    It is See Something, Say Something on steroids.

    • Rat on a train

      I believe I saw some Antifa and BLM signs in yards last time I was in NoVA.

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Sorry sir, that is not what we were looking for. But since you called us….”

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • db

        I snoozed, I loozed.

      • Tonio

        [moistens index finger with spit, plans best attack on flyboy’s ear canal]

    • Sean

      Yowza. That’s…concerning.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Makes me reconsider….a lot of my interactions with people now.

      • Suthenboy

        That is the point of it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Couple this news with the FBI digging out QAnon again today and the rebranding of 1/6 as a terrorist event…I can see clearly where it is headed.

    • TARDis

      Radicalized? Oh right, racist Constitution/Bill of Rights adherents. I wonder if my daughter will report me to the authoritahs so she can have my money and stuff.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Hey anybody know where I can buy weed. I want to get high this weekend. /Friendly new student with a 5 o’clock shadow.

      Darn it wrong script.

      Does anyone know where I can get some Molotov cocktails? I want to fight the man this weekend.

      • Rat on a train

        Go to the right neighborhood and you cat get both.

    • db

      Cue mass reporting of antifa and blm supporters?

      • Ownbestenemy

        If people are right in their mind? Yes. My guess is mass investigations of anyone that owns a red hat or says huuuuge

      • db

        What’s kind of funny is my lefty SIL picked up on a bunch of Trump-isms and uses them frequently, most likely thinks she’s being ironic.

    • Suthenboy

      Congratulations to all of the TDS sufferers and blue voters. We are going full East Germany, you stupid fucks.

      • Sean

        One step closer to actual camps…

      • Suthenboy

        “I like his policies but I just hate Trump personally. Besides, Biden isn’t going to do any of the things he says.”

        Well, he is doing them. Again, congratulations.

      • Tonio

        “Do the clocks on the television screen have Roman Numerals or Digits?”

        Apparently an actual question asked by DDR teachers to determine if their students’ families were watching Western (FRD) broadcasts.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would suspect all the scroool chilens this upcoming year will be getting ‘surveys’ that will be asking questions. “Now Johnny, remember, this is not for anyone else, so don’t tell your parents about it”.

      • Homple

        West and East German television each had a kids’ bedtime show featuring an elf-like character called the Sandman. He was the same sort of character, but of course had a different look in each country.

        East German teachers would show their class pictures of the two Sandmen and ask children which one they saw on TV.

    • Tundra

      I remember reading about the post-Wall discoveries of who was snitching to the Stasi.

      Almost everyone.

      I’m not surprised. This is an inevitable phase of a (dying) totalitarian regime.

      • Tonio

        If you ever have a chance, visit The Spy Museum in Washington, DC. They have a brief, illuminating, chilling section about Stasi, and escape from East Germany.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        1 official informant or Stasi officer for every 17 citizens

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      This is the whole purpose of getting red flag laws in place. Now the other shoe starts dropping.

    • Homple

      I keep saying the USA is becoming Western East Germany and people still think I’m exaggerating.

  7. DEG

    These new female governors are the latest evidence of Mexico’s progress toward “parity in everything,” a 2019 constitutional reform requiring gender balance for all elected and appointed posts in the legislative, executive and judicial branches at the federal, state and municipal level.

    I fail to see how picking politicians based on their gender is an improvement over the shitshow currently in effect.

    Many Haitian migrants left home and tried to build lives in Latin America, but faced racism, poverty and language barriers. Now, as the U.S. rebounds from the pandemic, a growing number of them are abandoning those countries and making their way to the Texas-Mexico border.

    Don’t they know America is systemically racist?

    “I say the ship that is sinking is that of Argentina,” he posted on Twitter.

    Sinking or being seized?

    Music link is good.

  8. DEG

    The Houston Fox reporter who is working with Project Veritas was suspended today.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yeah that was the foregone conclusion. Now what did she have or give to PV

      • The Hyperbole

        Nothing yet on their website. I hope her Newsmax / OANN audition goes well for her.

    • Drake

      She needs to work on her surprised voice.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I can help her with that…well, my wife my mind, but I can still help with that.

      • Tres Cool

        “wrong hole, asshole”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Am I wrong though?

      • Tonio

        Actually, me. It’s so cute when straight ppl get squeamish about anal.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You missed it Saturday night then.

  9. Drake

    I was in the office yesterday around a bunch of recently vaccinated people, Felt like absolute shit last night – body aches and fatigue. Worked at home today and feel fine – going to the gym shortly.

    Anyone else getting sick from vaccinated people shedding? This is the 3rd or 4th time they got me.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Not recently. Unless your office is in the habit of sharing blankets…

    • Tres Cool

      I’m around the vaccinated all night, nearly every night. My only health complaints are age, and the seasonal allergens.

      Then again, my blood is 80 proof and in Jugsy’s absence I live in a sty. My immune system is @ peak efficiency.

    • Sean

      Not here.

    • Count Potato

      “Anyone else getting sick from vaccinated people shedding? ”

      Is that a thing?

      • DEG

        It comes up on some anti-mask and Reopen groups I’m a member of.

        I am skeptical of the claims.

        I think the only proven case of shedding of anything from a vaccine is an early polio vaccine.

      • Count Potato

        It seems rather implausible.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Not only early vaccines. It’s still present in current polio vaccines but usually isn’t so much of an issue unless there’s unsanitary conditions (via stools).

      • DEG

        Interesting. I thought it was only the early ones. Thanks!

    • TARDis

      I don’t have direct link to the comments section I perused today, but there was some discussion about having issues being around vaccinated people. Maybe some of our medical people can comment. I was just looking for long term side effects, and ended up here.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I have written off the shedding thing as psychosomatic when I’ve heard about it. The reproductive issues I’ve heard about in fertile women appears to be more legit.

  10. Tres Cool

    “They survived, but now without her boyfriend to help support their family, her future is uncertain.”

    So…where are we on that patriarchy thing ?

  11. l0b0t

    Sigh…

    “Life is different. In order to pay a living, meaningful wage to all our employees, an 18% administrative fee is added to each bill.

    No further gratuity is necessary or expected, but you may write in an additional gratuity if you wish. If you have any questions, a manager will be happy to assist you.”

    And with that statement on the website, Bar Marseille made sure that I would never patronize their establishment. I expect this shit in Glaat Kosher joints; gentile restaurants, not so much.

    • db

      At least they’re being honest and telling you they’re taking it out of your pocket, if you choose to eat there.

      Couching it in that smug language is eye-rollingly annoying, but I look at it a bit the way gas stations that point out the tax part of their price–they’re telling you why the prices are so high. Different motivations, but still good info in the market.

    • Rat on a train

      Don’t blame us. We aren’t increasing the prices of our food.

      I welcome the end of American-style, percent of bill tipping. Get rid of tipping or switch to service-level tipping.

    • creech

      The servers must love it (not). Many in the better restaurants get 25%. Make it 18% no choice and lots of patrons will then leave $0 tip.

      • Bobarian LMD

        ^^This. Right fuckin’ here.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The one that really annoys me is when the joint has one of those Stripe/Square apps that run on a glorified iPad and when you get to the tip, the options start at 25%. You can tip less, but it is a pain in the ass.

        Grinds my cheap Norwegian-raised ass when they try to push you for that big of a tip. Especially when most of those joints tend to have shitty service.

      • db

        Yep. I tip at least 20% for good service, and it goes up from there. I go out with a group of friends, between 6 and 15 people every week. When we go to a new place, we make sure to tell the waitstaff that if a large group “gratuity” is added to the bill, they will get that, and no more, but they can expect much more if they don’t do that standard gratuity thing.

    • Suthenboy

      The hiking of prices due to artificial costs imposed on them and the resultant decline in food quality should have alerted everyone to this long ago. The Biden admin puppet masters are just putting a stake in the heart of the industry.

    • Urthona

      I’m fine with it. Whichever way you wanna go.

    • Pope Jimbo

      There was a restaurant chain locally that had a lot of trendy joints. All the hipster clients were using credit cards to pay for everything so the management told the wait staff that tips from cc’s would be reduced by 3% (or whatever the service charge was) because that is what their payment processor was charging them.

      A local station was out to do a woe-is-me story and the entire wait staff said it wasn’t as good as getting 100%, but they made so much more on tips at those trendy spots that they were willing to pay the vig rather than go work somewhere else.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    we Argentines came from the ships

    Some came via ratlines.

  13. DEG

    Too Local News – Somewhat Lazy Edition: NH House Freedom Caucus on HB 417

    I covered HB 417 in my Too Local News series. It’s a bill to reform NH’s emergency powers law. The Senate and House versions aren’t the same, so they have set up a Committee of Conference to iron out the details. The Senate members of the committee want to make the reforms even weaker. I received this press release from the House Freedom Caucus today. An excerpt:

    House Freedom Caucus members are livid at the proposed Committee of Conference amendment to HB 417 that makes the State of Emergency powers law weaker, and further limits protections for the people from abuse of government. When the House agreed to a Committee of Conference, they fully expected that there would be meaningful dialogue and the conferees would agree to a compromise that was between the House and Senate position and that it would be beneficial to New Hampshire citizens.

    HB417 passed overwhelmingly through the House on a 328-41 vote. The bill at that time required that the legislature vote to extend any State of Emergency after 30 days. Instead of the tweaking dates about how long the State of Emergency should continue, the Senate wants to allow the status quo to continue. They want to allow the Executive branch sole authority to run the state until the Legislature votes to end it.

    “Other states are taking steps to address the lessons learned from this past year”, said Rep. Andrew Prout (R-Hudson), “the deal that was reported in the press on Monday, while a significantly smaller step than passed the House 328-41, included common-sense reforms that would’ve made strides in the right direction and taken a middle-ground position compared to other states that have recently addressed this. I am appalled that the Senate would play dirty politics like this and not follow through on their commitment to the people.”

    There is a similar committee meeting about the budget. The only information I have on that is from article: The budget will include abortion restrictions and education freedom accounts.

    • TARDis

      education freedom accounts

      So you can pick the gulag of your choice? Is there low interest financing too?

      • DEG

        It amounts to a voucher scheme. Parents can use the state portion of school funding to send their kids anywhere.

    • Gustave Lytton

      they fully expected that there would be meaningful dialogue and the conferees would agree to a compromise that was between the House and Senate position and that it would be beneficial to New Hampshire citizens

      Poor naive legislators. Conferences are an opportunity to substitute the leadership’s preferred legislation instead of what was actually passed.

  14. ignoreLander

    Anyone else experiencing issues with archive.today? Starting late last week every time I try to archive a link it puts my somewhere around 8,000 in queue. And then, it very slowly counts down, unless it stays static or occasionally even counts upwards a few ticks. I usually have to leave it all day and it archives overnight.

    Before last week, archiving was almost instantaneous.

    • DEG

      Archive has worked fine for me today.

    • Ownbestenemy

      *Reported to the new DHS Order 66 Hotline*

      • Bobarian LMD

        Weebils wobble, but they don’t fall down.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Sizzling.

  15. Count Potato

    “Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters launched an attack on Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg as he revealed he turned down ‘a huge amount of money’ for the rights to use one of the band’s songs in an Instagram ad.

    Speaking at a pro-Julian Assange event in New York City on Thursday, Waters showed reporters a request from Facebook for the rights to use Pink Floyd’s 1979 song Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2).

    ‘It’s a missive from Mark Zuckerberg to me with an offer for a huge, huge amount of money, and the answer is “f*** you, no f***ing way,”‘ he said.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9689171/Pink-Floyds-Roger-Waters-slams-Facebook-Mark-Zuckerberg-huge-offer-song-rights.html

    based

      • The Hyperbole

        That answers my question from a few weeks ago, he’s still just rerecording the same songs with new lyrics. This song minus the Facebook reference could be on his 2003 release.

    • Sensei

      I read that a few days ago. I’m not sure who I’m supposed to be rooting for here though.

      Maybe Syd Barrett…

    • The Hyperbole

      Man worth 310 million dollars turns down ‘huge amount of money’, So stunning much brave,

      • Mojeaux

        Please. I hear songs from bands worth more than that on ads for diabetes drugs. Oh wait, on the teevee right now. “We will rock you” for a smart fridge.

      • The Hyperbole

        A. In many cases artist don’t own the licensing rights to their songs, so not sure if Brian May, Freddy’s heirs, and whoever the other guys in Queen are have a say in that or not

        B. Just because other people who don’t “need” the money sell their souls doesn’t mean some guy who doesn’t “need” the money and wont is laudable, show me some young up-and-comer, still driving his own tour van, and sleeping in motels who turns down a boatload of money on principle and I’ll give him/her props.

        corollary to A. even if Brian, et al sell their music to Frigidaire or Merck doesn’t mean they don’t also have standards and have refused companies and causes they disagree with.

    • The Other Kevin

      So were they trying to advertise that their users are treated like bricks?

      • Sensei

        I think “Comfortably Numb” would have been a better choice.

      • Count Potato

        Well, many IG models are like two balloons.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. After more than a year of dealing with the results of a bat ingesting a cat hairball, these guys think it is OK to show that?

    • Sensei

      I’m sorry was that heroes or hetros?

    • Pope Jimbo

      OK, let me start off by saying that this whole thing is silly.

      But, holy crap are there a lot of histrionic betas who are furiously trying to let any nearby woman know that they’d be super ready to go down on her.

      Someone should tell them that it is OK to start with a kiss.

    • Agent Cooper

      REAL HEROES GO DOWN.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Holiday Inn just sends the Honduran immigrant up with a mop and bucket.

    • EvilSheldon

      This sounds about as believable as a Penthouse Forum letter…

  16. Hank

    “Bolsonaro obliged by tweeting a photograph of himself wearing a native head-dress, smiling among a group of indigenous people. The only text in tweet was the word “JUNGLE” in capital letters, flanked by a Brazilian flag emoji.”

    But what was his theme music?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

    Just checked the lyrics – maybe that song is not something a hip, modern politician wants to be associated with.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I was hoping more of this

  17. Pope Jimbo

    I was all ready to be the first guy to make a timely comment on one of the links this afternoon. I sat there primed clicking refresh over and over waiting for the links to show up.

    Then that slapass gif showed up and the next thing I know it is an hour later and I’m at my desk with a pool of drool in front of me. What happened?

    • Animal

      Are you sure it’s only drool?

      • Pope Jimbo

        *dips finger in pool of liquid*

        *tastes*

        Yup.

    • Urthona

      Those ladies can wade across my Rio Grande anytime.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Drool, hmm… Sure.

    • TARDis

      Slapass is back? I’m outta here. Time to smoke some meat.

  18. Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

    Looking at the responses to the tweet about the guy loading up a garbage bag full of stuff in Walgreens in SF, https://twitter.com/abc7newsbayarea/status/1404834911106830348, and every single person defending the guy’s actions has pronouns in xer bio.

    • Urthona

      The Walgreens is a big corporation that has guy on bicycle with big garbage bag taking whatever shit he wants insurance.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    NPR thumbsucker for today

    For nearly a century, women have been closing the gender gap in alcohol consumption, binge-drinking and alcohol use disorder. What was previously a 3-1 ratio for risky drinking habits in men versus women is closer to 1-to-1 globally, a 2016 analysis of several dozen studies suggested.

    And the latest U.S. data from 2019 shows that women in their teens and early 20s reported drinking and getting drunk at higher rates than their male peers — in some cases for the first time since researchers began measuring such behavior.

    This trend parallels the rise in mental health concerns among young women, and researchers worry that the long-term effects of the COVID-19 pandemic could amplify both patterns.

    ——-

    blah blah blah

    ——-

    As part of a research study, Sugarman and her colleagues gave women struggling with alcohol use information on how alcohol affects women differently from men. Some participants had been in detox 20 times yet had never heard this information, Sugarman says.

    Research from Sugarman’s colleagues found that women with alcohol use disorder had better outcomes when they were in women-only treatment groups, which included a focus on mental health and trauma, as well as education about gender-specific elements of addiction.

    Cooper says enrolling in a 90-day residential treatment program in 2018 drastically changed her own perception of who is affected by addiction. She found herself surrounded by other women in their 20s who also struggled with alcohol and other drugs. “It was the first time in a very long time that I had not felt alone,” she says.

    In 2019, she returned to UNC-Chapel Hill and finished her degree in women’s and gender studies, even completing a capstone project on the links among sexual violence, trauma and addiction.

    Although Cooper says 12-step programs have helped her stay sober for 3 1/2 years now, a downside to those efforts is that they are often male dominated: educational materials written by men, advice geared toward men, examples about men.

    Cooper plans to return to school this fall for a master’s degree in social work, with the goal of working to change those gender disparities in the field.

    tl;dr- It were teh patriarchy what dunnit.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Maybe they should serve more Chardonnay at the program meetings

    • Hank

      “As part of a research study, Sugarman and her colleagues gave women struggling with alcohol use information on how alcohol affects women differently from men. Some participants had been in detox 20 times yet had never heard this information, Sugarman says.”

      Why is the info withheld? Not sciencey enough? Not feminist enough? What?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And how important is the information?

        Do you honestly think someone that has been in detox twenty times is going to change their behavior based on that information?

      • EvilSheldon

        Asking the right questions, here…

      • Pope Jimbo

        Too much math. They didn’t want the women’s brains (that were already suffering from a hangover) to explode trying to solve the differential equations in the informational packet.

      • Tulip

        Ok, I’m sure someone that has gone to detox 20 times is a reliable narrator

      • Pope Jimbo

        Are you saying someone who has been to detox 20 times is a mad dog?

    • Mad Scientist

      tl;dr- It were teh patriarchy what dunnit.

      In case you’ve never been married, I can assure you, no matter what problem you care to name, it’s a man’s fault.

      • Suthenboy

        See The Babylon Bee story on why all referees should be women.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      You’ve come a long way, baby.

    • Count Potato

      “In 2019, she returned to UNC-Chapel Hill and finished her degree in women’s and gender studies”

      So she was better off drunk?

      • Mad Scientist

        All her problems will still be someone else’s fault, but now she’ll be able to prove it with gobbledygook.

    • Akira

      Ya know, I don’t even disagree with that. Men and woman are psychologically different (not inferior/ superior, just different) and treatment plans for mental illness and substance abuse should be tailored accordingly.

      I just wish it were acceptable to consider those innate differences all the time, not just when it’s in service of some feminist cause (“woman are better at…” or “we need to provide women with free ______”)

      • rhywun

        psychologically different

        This. My first thought was how did they let that slip through?

  20. Sensei

    You can’t make this stuff up. It’s well known that hook-ups are part of the “Olympic Experience”.

    Tokyo Olympic organizers sent a message to athletes looking to do more than just participate in the sporting events later this summer: Take your condoms back home with you.

    Officials are planning to hand out some 150,000 condoms at the Games but for awareness purposes only. According to Reuters on Monday, athletes have been warned against mingling with each other in hopes of curbing the spread of the coronavirus.

    Tokyo Olympic organizers: Condoms ‘not for use at the athlete’s village’

    • Hank

      [Pole-vault joke deleted for all sorts of reasons]

      • Pope Jimbo

        The athlete who gets the most money selling his official olympic brand rubbers on the black market will be awarded the gold medal in …..

        Fencing.

    • Rat on a train

      No rhythmic events this year?

    • Suthenboy

      I am sure it had nothing to do with China.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      I’m not saying it’s aliens. It’s a time portal.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Better that than spending a weekend at a time share portal

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “Sorry, 1936 is all booked up. Can I offer you 1946?”

      • The Last American Hero

        So sort of the opposite of The Final Countdown, except a bunch of Zeros wind up in the modern day?

    • Urthona

      Those two F-22s cost $700 million.

      I’d rather just give them Hawaii.

  21. Pope Jimbo

    OT:

    I was reading all the shit that the Swamp is throwing at Kamala lately. The stuff about how Biden is secretly setting her up to fail with his 4D chess was especially amusing.

    Pepperidge Farms remembers when Kamala had to make all the calls to the heads of foreign states at the beginning of this administration because Grandmaster Biden wasn’t up to the task.

    • Suthenboy

      Creepy Joe just says and does what he is told to do, if he can manage it. If I had to speculate…People like Soros, the International Economic Forum, The Chicoms, and the heads of the big tech companies are calling the shots, but I am just spitballing.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Are Biden’s handlers setting her up to fail? I’m sure she can manage that all on her own.

      • Suthenboy

        The upside to rigged elections is that the people in power get to pick and choose. Kahhhhmala cant fail on her own if voters have no say in it.

      • Hank

        If you fail but the MSM assures us you’re a genius, have you actually failed at all?

  22. Suthenboy

    Putting this comment here since the discussion is so far upthread and I am running around like a chicken with my head cut off and cant keep up.

    The whole point of the Biden admin’s policies and the pandemic economic suicidal policies is to kill any remnant of a free market. They are rushing headlong into some kind of globalist socialism just like the left always said they would do. In other words, international communism.

  23. Annoyed Nomad

    I know I might get in trouble like Chuck Schumer, but cicadas are the retards of the bug family. These idiots land on the ground and trip over on their backs, then fight to get upright. And they land on anything when their goal is to land on a tree branch; they land on people, cars, brick walls, just about anything but a tree. And I live in an area that has a crapload of LARGE trees – plenty of branches. How do you miss that?

    • Suthenboy

      If you spent 17 years crawling around in tiny underground tunnels you might find the above-ground world a little confusing. Despite their stupidity they do seem to bumble their way into reproducing effectively.

      • Drake

        Sounds like a lot of my Army buddies.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Their survival strategy is numbers, not smarts.

    • Timeloose

      I heard brood x last weekend in full force. It was like Martian saucers landing fo 4 hrs straight.

      I also had the pleasure of hitting a group on my motorcycle going 85mph. Instant goo on the visor and paintball impacts on the chest.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        We seem to be on the down side of the bell curve this week. Last week was loud and annoying.

  24. Hank

    Pardon me for meddling in Canadian affairs:

    “Laws may be enacted notwithstanding certain provisions of the charter for renewable, five-year periods, thereby making them immune to substantive review by the courts. That means the notwithstanding clause offers ordinary citizens who vote for the representatives some slim measure of input over disagreements about most of the vague rights that are enumerated in the charter.”

    https://nationalpost.com/opinion/opinion-doug-fords-use-of-the-notwithstanding-clause-stands-up-for-democracy

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is that threshold list or net after coupons and discounts? Asking for a friend.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        L.M.A.O. !

      • Rat on a train

        Woot, there’s a sale today!

      • rhywun

        Seriously. At Rite-Aid my card gets me like 20 to 25 per cent off every time I shop.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Barbarians and outsiders used to have to shed blood and family lines to gain access to the inner city and its wealth.

    • The Hyperbole

      According to Twitter account James Woods, “If store security people retain a thief, they can be sued.”

      That’s some fine reporting there Lou.

      The penalty for shoplifting is a “nonviolent misdemeanor” that carries a maximum sentence of 6 months

      That’s an odd way to say “No penalties”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Whoops, reduced penalties.

    • Fourscore

      Truth is of little consequence. “Common Sense” tells us that there is a finite amount of resources and rich people keep it to dole out to poor people at inflated prices.

      Economics have changed in this new world we live in.

    • westernsloper

      Ma Bell. What a cunt!

  25. LCDR_Fish

    A few interesting articles today.

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/06/what-david-french-gets-wrong-about-critical-race-theory-and-public-schools/

    Where French’s argument jumps the rails is when he uses it to criticize state governments for attempting to ban the teaching of critical race theory (CRT) in their schools. There are fair criticisms of how some of the bills that would enact such bans have been drafted; legislation is a blunt instrument with which to control a curriculum, and some of the initial efforts have been more careful than others. But French casts the bills themselves as violations of the principles of classical-liberal procedural neutrality, and they are not — except to the extent that the very existence of public schools is a violation of classical-liberal principles. (That’s a legitimate stance, to be sure, but it’s unlikely to prevail any time soon).

    • LCDR_Fish

      Meant to include the next few paragraphs after that one before firefox crashed on me (planning on testing Pale Moon soon – hoping for good ad/script blockers, etc)

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This is spot on.

  26. EvilSheldon

    “Nicaraguan police have arrested another opposition politician, bringing to six the number detained over the weekend.

    Five were arrested on Sunday, the biggest one-day roundup so far in President Daniel Ortega’s campaign to jail anyone who might challenge his rule.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    Oh, you didn’t realize that Communist revolutionaries become totalitarian autocrats as soon as they get their mitts on the levers of power? No? Let me laugh even harder!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Coming to the U.S. next….

  27. LCDR_Fish

    Need to get caught up on my Dalrymple (picked up some books of his essays about 11 years ago…looks like I can get his current writings here).

    https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:6mt6sTl1z4MJ:https://www.city-journal.org/the-degeneration-of-public-administration&hl=en&gl=us&strip=1&vwsrc=0

    Suffice it to say that we are at some distance from the intellectual and moral clarity of Peel’s principles. The reporter’s question was straightforward; the policeman’s answer consisted of evasive verbiage, whose meaning one could glimpse only as a shape is glimpsed as it approaches in a thick fog, and by the end of which the questioner had probably forgotten what she had asked. Not only did the policeman fail to answer the question; he also revealed his underlying belief that police were a therapeutic organization, with a task of helping people to “recover from their poor decisions,” as from a bout, say, of pneumonia—helping them other than by deterring or apprehending them, of course. An Okehampton Times reader left a comment to the effect that she had seen the police in the park—but in the morning, when nothing ever happened. By contrast, they were not present when the school bullies and drug dealers prowled the park, soon after dark. The implication was that the police deliberately avoided real work in favor of the appearance of work.

    The more ineffectual the police become, it seems, the more menacing the manner they adopt toward the public and the more militarized they look. They are no longer the bobbies of old but more and more like the security detail of some vile authoritarian movement. They frighten everyone except the criminals, and the description of them by the journalist Peter Hitchens (brother of the late Christopher) seems ever more apposite: “paramilitary social workers, jingling with clubs, Tasers, pepper sprays and often guns, schooled in political dogmas and vigilant for political correctness.”

    …..

    This makes Sergeant Walker seem like Descartes. Balshaw could not have reached her prominent position without an entire bureaucratic apparatus of like-minded—or, at any rate, like-opinioned and like-feelinged—persons behind her. The whole public administration, from police sergeant to prime minister, is intellectually corrupt. The former prime minister cannot escape blame because, in assenting to Balshaw’s appointment, she either nodded it through because she couldn’t have cared less, in which case she was a philistine; or because—perhaps worse—she actively approved of it. After all, the upper echelons of British politics and administration share similar taste in music: asked by the BBC to name their favorite music, former prime minister David Cameron chose, inter alia, The Killers, and Balshaw chose Stormzy (a British rap singer).

    The degeneration of the public administration puzzles me because in all walks of life, from plumbers to electricians, locksmiths, shopkeepers, taxi drivers, surgeons, cardiologists, research scientists, and so forth, I meet capable, intelligent, honest, and talented people. The explanation of this strange divergence, I suspect, is ultimately in the way that the humanities, or inhumanities, are now taught in higher education.

    • rhywun

      Saw that yesterday – good stuff. Orwell is spinning in his grave.

  28. LCDR_Fish

    My new favorite quote from Adam Carolla – “Someone asked me if I was a racist, and I said ‘I’m on the spectrum’. But I don’t consider myself a racist. I do have certain thoughts about certain groups so I guess that would put me on the spectrum.”

    From Reasonable Doubt on 5/29.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Carolla’s alright, a funny guy with a mostly sensible head on his shoulders. He does some of the best rants in the business.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m not Racist, but if you want to play that game let’s go,
      /sick of the racebaiting crap

    • EvilSheldon

      “Can I ask you something?

      Are you a faggot?

      See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.”

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      To me racist = “someone who divides humans into arbitrary groups based upon arbitrary secondary external characteristics”

      As far as I am concerned the only race is the human race.

      Apparently that makes me a “racist”.

      As I retreat further from human contact.

    • rhywun

      Not it.

    • db

      Wonder how many calls to the national anti-radicalization hotline that will generate.

  29. Ted S.

    Trying to log in to my 401k on my new computer, and Prudential simply isn’t sending me any emails for two-factor identification.

    I got a feedback popup, but the site logged me out and redirected me, getting rid of the feedback popup, before I could finish typing….

    • The Hyperbole

      What’s your user name and password? I had this problem the other day and can fix it for you.

    • rhywun

      The stupid two-factor authentication my work installed on our HR site (?!) sent me into an endless loop of opening the authenticator app on my phone which didn’t work because my email wasn’t set up in it, back to the website which didn’t work because it wanted me to use the phone app to authenticate my email address, round and round.

      • EvilSheldon

        You’re going (or being routed) to the wrong website.

        And sorry. A lot of bitch-ass “cyber-insurance” companies are requiring this bullshit to maintain coverage…

      • rhywun

        Solved it by calling our IT help desk (who are always very helpful) who reset the app.

        I shudder to think of having to settle it by calling some other BigCorp’s help desk.

      • Ted S.

        Fuckers at work wanted us to install Microsoft Teams on our personal phones in addition to the work computers it’s on, in case the server malfunctions and we have to log off our computers completely. The download was “only” ~50 MB, but I couldn’t figure out how to turn off the notifications, and when I uninstalled it, it freed up over 300 MB of space on my phone, which as it is is rapidly running out of space.

        (I need to get a new phone, but thanks to the fucking coronavirus panic shutdowns, the chip shortage means the cheaper models I was looking at are all out of stock.)

        Getting back to Prudential, I also logged on to webmail to check the spam filter — the mails weren’t there, either.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, Teams is a hog. My company won’t let us use our phones for any company business without installing some snooper app on it. Even my boss was like “fuck that” and therefore I am too. It means I can’t get pestered with emails 24 hours a day or get a refund on my bill. I can live with that.

  30. DEG

    Project Veritas just posted an interview with the Fox reporter. I’m about a third of the way through, and so far it’s a mix of her being unhappy that superiors make decisions on what stories to run based on viewer demographics and spiking a HCQ story. I think this might be a let-down, but I’ll keep watching.

    • The Hyperbole

      Just finished, not a lot there in my opinion, The club scene* interview with her co-workers was quite a stretch, “people fight over ad spots and the biggest spender gets the spot.” Well no shit.

      *it looked like they were in a club and sounded like the music was pumping, but I could be wrong and unjustly stereotyping these women. and for that I pre-emptively apologize.

    • Drake

      I see Wells Fargo just closed her bank account for wrong-think.