Monday Afternoon “Where is SMOD?” Links

by | Jun 14, 2021 | Daily Links | 208 comments

SMOD, hear us!

Sorry you lot – it’s SMOD for us all.

Now why I would I be so harsh today? I made the mistake of looking at these here internetz. What I found wasn’t pretty:

  • The British continue to wilt, The French continue to be French. (At least the Swiss continue to dismay the rest of Europe)
  • The Chinese are so ham handed that the Philippines has said…”woah, slow down here.” And if you try to follow up on the Chinese nuclear “situation” – you find…very little detail.
  • Things go exploding near my old hometown.
  • Top. Men. will save our moniez!

See what I mean?

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

208 Comments

  1. Swiss Servator

    I have errands to run, so I will just preemptively leave this here:

    *Narrows gaze*

    • Tres Cool

      I suppose it’s never too soon.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Hmm, that’s a premature attenuation.

      • Rat on a train

        Swiss prefers brief intercourse.

    • The Other Kevin

      That takes all the fun out of it.

    • db

      Swiss takes a very broad definition of punitive action today.

      • db

        Broad view! Meant to write “Broad View!” agh

      • Bobarian LMD

        That sounds a little sexist. I don’t think we’re supposed to call them broads anymore.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Is it narrowed because of the repeated link in the first bullet?

    • Animal

      Do it four more times, then we’ll have squintuplets.

  2. DEG

    The Philippines has again suspended a decision to scrap a crucial agreement governing the U.S. troop presence in the country, its foreign minister said on Monday, amid continuing maritime pressure from China.

    Counting on Sleepy Joe might not be a good idea.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      “Listen, fat. Corn Pop and I bonded over a bunch of Philippine hookers at Subic Bay while on a fact finding mission back in the day. Their hair smelled like Pinoy balut. I’ll stand by my little brown brothers and sisters. I’m going to appoint Hunter as special envoy. You can take it to the bank. Seriously, 10%.”

  3. DEG

    The Federal Reserve has a lot to discuss this week as it weighs changes to its $120 billion-per-month asset purchase program and interest rate timeline.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • Suthenboy

      What recovery are they talking about? In less than four years after Obumbles was no longer actively trying to tank the economy it took a 180 degree turn. Anyone that thinks that will continue under Biden I have some swampland to sell them at a premium.

  4. Not Adahn

    Duhamel, 71, was interviewed by police in April and admitted “with difficulty” to the allegations against him

    Is that a reference to how long they had to beat him in order to make him confess?

    The informal advisor to several French presidents also stepped down as head of the elite Parisian networking club Le Siecle.

    Well, at least they’re honest and not calling it a “philanthropic organization.”

    • db

      elite Parisian networking club Le Siecle.

      network… ring…?

      • Tonio

        Token ring network?

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    Why come the Brit link is the French link?
    Fail?

    • Bobarian LMD

      Makes you want to squint at someone, don’t it?

    • Tonio

      Communist infiltration…communist subversion…communist contamination of our precious bodily fluids.

    • SDF-7

      They wilted so much the Normans invaded again.

      • Sensei

        + 1 Tapisserie de Bayeux

      • Ownbestenemy

        One more nope from Swiss and we may just summon SMOD.

      • SDF-7

        Or Beaky.

    • zwak

      If you squint closely, you can see it from here!

  6. The Late P Brooks

    So long, suckers!

    The news just keeps getting worse for Lordstown Motors. The troubled electric truck maker said Monday that its CEO and chief financial officer were stepping down — just one week after warning that the company could go out of business.

    Shares of Lordstown plunged nearly 20% in early trading on the news.

    Lordstown didn’t give a concrete reason for the departures of CEO Steve Burns and CFO Julio Rodriguez.

    It’s a dadgum mystery.

    • db

      Quick! Someone check wallstreetbets! This could be the next big thing.

    • Suthenboy

      They ran out the back door with suitcases full of cash?

      Dimwits never learn. Remember the Obumbles subsidized solar companies?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Suitcases full of cash and tickets to somewhere without an extradition treaty.

    • Not Adahn

      The troubled electric truck maker

      Don’t you have to make an electric truck in order to be an “electric truck maker?” Or is this a case of “I identify as…”

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Lordstown has also been battling charges from a research firm named Hindenburg that has questioned the validity of various sales contracts and also raised safety concerns about the Endurance.
    In a separate statement Monday, Lordstown said that a special committee that reviewed the Hindenburg allegations concluded that the research firm’s findings are “in significant respects, false and misleading.”

    However, the committee did concede that “Lordstown Motors made periodic disclosures regarding pre-orders which were, in certain respects, inaccurate.”

    “I’m not dead yet.”

    • Suthenboy

      “Lordstown Motors made periodic disclosures regarding pre-orders which were, in certain respects, inaccurate.”

      I am dumbstruck.

      • Sensei

        They are 2 for 2 here. Although Nikola stock closed at $17.21 today Down from a peak of about $66.00.

    • Bobarian LMD

      the Hindenburg allegations…

      “Oh, the humanity!”

      • Bobarian LMD

        More in depth:

        “This is terrible! Everyone’s running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity! People are running about. The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Folks, I don’t know how much longer… The crowd is running for their lives. I think I’m going to step inside. I can’t stand here and watch this anymore. No, I can’t go in there. Children are searching for their mothers and oh, not since the Hindenburg tragedy has there been anything like this. I don’t know how much longer I can hold my position here, Johnny. The crowd…

      • creech

        As horrible as the footage of the fire looked, 60% of the Hindenburg’s crew and passengers survived.
        35 died which is probably what an normal weekend racks up in Chicago and Philly.

  8. grrizzly

    I’ve already heard about this from Ozy.

    University Vaccine Mandates Violate Medical Ethics

    Some 450 U.S. colleges and universities—including our institutions—have announced policies mandating that all students be fully vaccinated against Covid-19 before the fall semester, with some requiring vaccination now for the summer term. Schools have for decades required vaccination against infectious diseases, but these mandates are unprecedented—and unethical. Never before have colleges insisted that students or employees receive an experimental vaccine as a condition of attendance or employment.

    Even soldiers, whose rights are constrained when they join the service, aren’t being compelled to take a Covid vaccine. In a case involving a vaccine against anthrax, a federal district judge held in 2004 that “the United States cannot demand that members of the armed forces also serve as guinea pigs for experimental drugs” absent informed consent or a presidential waiver of service members’ legal protections. The following year the judge held that an emergency-use authorization from the Food and Drug Administration was insufficient to meet the legal test.

    • Suthenboy

      If you are going to fascist you might as well do it right.

      /Josef Mengele

    • Enough About Palin

      I did not get vaccinated against Covid-19, nor will I. I had all of the vaccinations kids born in the 1950s got. I stay current on tetanus shots, flu shots, shingles vaccine, etc., but there is no way in hell I am getting a Covid-19 vaccination.

      • Not Adahn

        Taking the pup in for her Lyme disease vaccine tomorrow. Which makes me wonder what the side effects of it must be that they haven’t released it for humans.

      • Suthenboy

        Not necessary for humans. Lyme disease is effectively treated with minocycline/tetracycline.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think that the reason that no one makes the Lyme disease vaccine is monetary. Not enough of a market (and like Suthen says you can treat it pretty effectively with antibiotics).

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        By the way… an example of a drug that made it through phase 3 trials without even a small sign of side effects, only to succumb to a class action suit after people started experiencing arthritis after getting the shots.

        But we can definitely trust experimental mRNA drugs that only got through phase 2 testing…

      • DEG

        Yep.

        I got two of the three doses since at the time I spent a lot of my free time hiking in areas where deer ticks were common.

        I remember no side effects or problems.

      • Fourscore

        25 years ago there was series of 3 shots for Lyme Disease prevention. The missus and I each got 2 of them, A Benjamin a pop, then they were discontinued do to a lack of efficacy. I got the Lyme tick business sometime later but mildly and antibiotics fixed me up. Got the Lyme thing again last year and the meds worked wonders again.

      • Suthenboy

        I am a few up on you. I recently got rabies, distemper, Parvo, hepatitis ….whatever dogs can transmit to humans. You should try it…it is the most fun you will ever have.

    • Raven Nation

      I’m curious to know (but not curious enough to look it up) if they are going to require documentation. Our school is not requiring vaccination at this stage and will require unvaccinated individuals to wear masks on campus. However, this will be done under the “honor system” and we have been told very clearly that we can ask neither faculty, staff, nor students whether or not they have been vaccinated nor can we ask why someone is wearing or not wearing a mask.

    • Drake

      I was a guinea pig for the Anthrax shot in 1990. Never been sicker in my life.

  9. SDF-7

    When I saw the SMOD set up from Swiss, I figured he knew more about Pie’s morning link that we did:

    PieInTheSky on June 14, 2021 at 9:04 am

    A meteor recently fell into the most active volcano in Indonesia, Mount Merapi

    https://twitter.com/latestinspace/status/1404165966725066756

    Or the Tolkein thread just got us into the hobbit of being punny today. So he said we’d better be good or elf.
    Then his eyes got thor in the lids from the narrowing…

    • Suthenboy

      …which triggered an earthquake causing a tsunami?

      Good grief.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Humanity gives itself too much credit as being the most destructive force on the planet.

      • Not Adahn

        …which triggered an earthquake causing a tsunami?

        Fortunately, the plague of locusts slowed the meteor’s fall enough so that didn’t happen.

      • Tonio

        And then the island tipped over…

  10. grrizzly

    Last week a Florida court ruled against mask mandates.

    The lawyer behind the lawsuit explains how he proceeded.

    Back in early May, 2020, shortly after the mask mandate first issued in Alachua County, I sent a demand letter to the county’s attorneys on behalf of my client, a local small-business owner. The letter was clear and to the point: make the mandate optional, or we will sue. The county ignored the letter, and we filed suit seven days later.

    My strategy from the beginning was knitted from three core elements: (1) try to get the case in front of judges who were most likely to strictly interpret the constitution; (2) lean heavily into Florida law, because our constitution has a strong right of privacy and bodily autonomy; and (3) avoid asking the court to decide whether masks work or not.

    • Suthenboy

      “(3) avoid asking the court to decide whether masks work or not.”

      Why? Over 100 years of studies show they definitively do not work.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I think because then you are moving away from if the government can even mandate wearing an article of clothing and into the realm that it is legitimate. I figure it is “don’t address what we already see as illegitimate and open the door for a court to rule it is otherwise”.

      • grrizzly

        He believed his lawsuit would have a higher chance to succeed that way.

        Finally, in May 2020, I thought it was totally bonkers to try asking a court to decide whether masks worked or not. I figured that was a fight I could never win. Even though I had found a long list of scientific studies going back sixty years concluding that ordinary masks don’t prevent the spread of flu, I was up against an opponent (the government) that can instantly order up any study result that it wants, because government controls the grant money that many researchers constantly lust after. So I predicted it would only be about ten seconds until the government had a study in hand “proving” that masks work somehow against Covid-19. So I decided to narrow the issue: I just asked the court to decide whether masks implicated constitutional issues. That’s it. Not whether masks “work” or not. Because if I could get that ruling, I could stab the mask mandate through the heart with it.

      • DEG

        This is a good strategy not just because the government can summon whatever study it wants, but a) the government generally has to clear a low bar to show their measures were “reasonable”, and b) the government was more than willing to throw out and ignore a lot of work OSHA had done on the efficacy of masks.

      • kbolino

        Damn skippy, that dude knows his enemy. The other problem with arguing this point is that you are fighting on the enemy’s own turf. In a war of “experts” presented before a government apparatchik, the government apparatchik side is going to win 9 times out of 10.

    • Suthenboy

      This trip? The entire Biden administration is a catastrophe. The puppet master is having Biden do everything he can to wreck the country.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The puppet master is having Biden do everything he can to wreck the country.

        ^This. Iron Law: Foreseeable consequences are not unintended.

      • Enough About Palin

        I for one, welcome our Jill Biden presidency.

    • Old Man With Candy

      “Tragically, he shot himself in the back of the head four times. The coroner is still deciding whether cause of death is gun violence or COVID.”

      • Sensei

        He was so upset upon finding that he contracted COVID he shot himself?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I figured COVID has since evolved and can now wield firearms.

    • Tonio

      The situation angered Washington Post reporter Ashley Parker, who took to the Twitter machine to alert people as to the irony of Biden “doing a big push on democracy v autocracy” while giving U.S. reporters “less access than under previous administrations” – so much so that they were having to rely on “updates from…the Turkish government Twitter account”

      When you’ve lost even WaPo…

      But this means that the media are laying the foundation for the installation of you-know-who.

      • Tres Cool

        Hitler ?

      • Tres Cool

        I neglected to link this.

      • The Gunslinger

        Has anyone seen details of how Christopher Sign actually died (ie what manner of suicide)? All I can find is “apparant suicide”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sir, if you follow me I can provide you with all the answer you seek. #nolongerajoke

    • Q Continuum

      It’s so precious to assume that they’ll learn a damn thing. Those that bark loudest and/or won’t let it go will be shitcanned and cancelled. Those that continue to lick boots will get what limited access is allowed. Easy peasy.

  11. Shpip

    Switzerland on Sunday rejected proposals that would have made it the first European country to ban synthetic pesticides following a bitterly fought campaign.

    Guess the Greens will go on a campaign to Roundup all the eco-heretics.

    • SDF-7

      They just want to weed out their opponents from the election field.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Their opponents had a lackluster campaign. Everyone agreed it was just sow sow.

    • Suthenboy

      Nice try but this comment must be weeded out. Roundup is not a pesticide.

      • Enough About Palin

        It’s a dessert topping?

      • Sensei

        Floor wax?

      • Tres Cool

        Why not both ?

      • Tonio

        “Roundup is not a pesticide.”

        Yeah, I catch hippies doing that shit all the time. They just get sullen and retreat behind their bulwarks of “chemicals” and “poisons.” Much fun ensues, for me anyway.

      • Gadfly

        Herbicide, pesticide, it’s all the same if you don’t think about it.

      • Tres Cool

        It ends in -cide so it must be bad.

      • Shpip

        Roundup is not a pesticide.

        Pesticide, herbicide… tomayto, jalapeño. Greenies don’t know the difference.

  12. Rothbardsbitch

    I found this oldie but good copy pasta on reddit and figured I would post it for anyone who hasn’t seen it for a little chuckle.

    I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

    “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

    “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

    “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

    The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

    “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

    “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

    He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

    “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

    I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

    “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

    “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

    “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

    It didn’t seem like they did.

    “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

    Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

    I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

    “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

    Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

    “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

    I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

    He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

    “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

    “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

    “Because I was afraid.”

    “Afraid?”

    “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

    I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

    “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

    He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      That was really funny, “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

      • Enough About Palin

        “I put a quarter in the siren. ”

        Comedy. Fucking. Gold!

      • Rothbardsbitch

        I would pay for a weekly comic strip featuring ancap cop.

    • Count Potato

      *applause*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s classic, and based on my recent interactions with LP crypto geeks, spot on.

      • Rothbardsbitch

        Ha! I’ve lost so much money on crypto now its not even funny.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m break even at this point. Maybe up like $40 on a $570 investment.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Wonderful and hadn’t seen it before. Thanks R’sB!

      • Rothbardsbitch

        I am glad you enjoyed it, I laugh at something new everytime I read it.

    • Suthenboy

      Putin needs to wise up. Biden took a shit-ton of money from Ukraine and China. All Putin has to do is write a check.

    • Tres Cool

      “…and warns US will ‘respond in kind’ to aggression…”

      Raytheon, Honeywell, Boeing, and a laundry list of other DoD contractors just collectively jizzed.

  13. Not Adahn

    Something I haven’t seen much press on is Biden’s taking the EU/remoaner position on Northern Ireland.

    • Q Continuum

      It’s the preferred policy of globalist elites and unpopular with the deplorables. That should explain it.

    • SDF-7

      Too much to hope for a “That’s the business of the Irish people, and we’re staying out of it”.

      I mean, I don’t care what the Scots think of Alabama – Mississippi relations, they almost certainly don’t care what we think either. People need to learn to shut their yaps.

      • The Last American Hero

        Biden gave that response responding to the Chinese concentration camps, so it’s possible.

  14. Raven Nation

    Auckland, NZ chapter of School Strike 4 Climate declares itself racist and disbands. This is not a Bee article.

    “In a statement at the weekend, School Strike 4 Climate Auckland said it had been a ‘racist, white-dominated space’ and that it was dissolving the group. It declined to be be interviewed by RNZ. ‘School Strike 4 Climate Auckland has avoided, ignored, and tokenised black, indigenous and people of colour voices and demands, especially those of Pasifika and Māori individuals in the climate activism space,’ it said…people of colour were disproportionately affected by climate change, so the fight for climate justice should be led by their voices and needs, not [white] ones.”

    • ignoreLander

      This is not a Bee article

      Sorry, I don’t believe you. And no way am I clicking on that link to confirm.

    • Suthenboy

      I am guessing the POC all shook their heads and wandered off to find a cold pint.

    • grrizzly

      Say what you want about reasoning but the outcome is good.

    • Tonio

      Good on them. Next, stop being a burden on Mother Gaia.

    • Gadfly

      LOL. Love to see leftist groups self-destruct.

      Of note, the wording was a bit odd, given context:

      School Strike 4 Climate Auckland has avoided, ignored, and tokenised black, indigenous and people of colour voices

      Do they consider Maoris to be black? This is New Zealand we are talking about, where the non-white population is almost entirely Pacific Islander and Asian. I wonder if this is another case of where foreign leftists have adopted the language of American racial theory, even when it makes no sense in their own context.

      • Raven Nation

        Maori = indigenous.

        Black is probably immigrants + standard trope.

    • SDF-7

      Well, she probably was an expert in dribbling…..

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      To be fair, he does know a thing or two about dribbling balls.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Odds that Hunter tried to bang one of the Obama kids?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        That’s why the older one was sent to the relative safety of Weinstein.

  15. Count Potato

    “Moment five white Maryland police officers taser and arrest black teenager ‘after he ignored warning to stop vaping on boardwalk’

    Ocean City Council has banned smoking and vaping on its boardwalk, and only allows people to do so on several designated areas of its beach.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9684607/Moment-white-Maryland-police-officers-taser-arrest-black-teenager-vaping-boardwalk.html

    Is “outside” that difficult a concept to understand?

    • Q Continuum

      OK, the cops are thugs. However, are people so dense as to not get the fact that the law itself is what’s fucked up?

      /rhetorical question

    • Sensei

      An officer tells Warren to ‘stop resisting’ and he responds ‘I’m not resisting.

      I believe this is taught first day at the police academy. Whenever beating somebody always yell, “stop resisting!”.

      • EvilSheldon

        To be fair, the first thing that they teach you in county, is to yell, “I’m not resisting!” while fighting the cops.

        Whoever yells their slogan the loudest, wins…

      • Pope Jimbo

        Day 2 is how to yell “Taser, taser taser!” when shooting at people.

    • blackjack

      I was cited and thankfully not beaten for smoking outside. I walked out of my car and straight to a trash can to put it out. I demanded a jury trial. They changed the law from a misdo to an infraction because everyone was demanding jury trials. They refiled as an infraction. I still demanded a trial. After about three appearances, they finally dismissed it. They don’t much like me at Burbank courthouse, for some reason.

    • kbolino

      Busybodies vs ordinary folks, round #too many to count. Inevitable interaction between busybody’s own enforcers and expendable useful-demographic scofflaws decried as racist. Quick, deploy the smarmy same-race barren nannies! Man the slogan and social signal parapets!

    • SDF-7

      And probably would get snuck into a DC office after hours…

    • DEG

      No face diapers!

      The last one is the best one.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Better than 98% of our political cartoons

    • Agent Cooper

      That’s actually really well done.

  16. Gadfly

    The Chinese are so ham handed that the Philippines has said…”woah, slow down here.”

    Everyone dislikes the US (and not without reason) until they find themselves drifting into someone else’s sphere of influence.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      I had a college roommate from Korea who was rather anti-US. Several years later he told me, “I rethought my position when North Korea said they would make Seoul bathe in blood.”

    • Suthenboy

      “America is the worst country, except for all the others.” – Sam Clemens

      China isn’t going to have the success they expect.

  17. Not Adahn

    When asked if he would repeat his assertion that Putin was a ‘killer’ – a notion Putin laughed at in a recent interview – Biden chose not to repeat the charge that caused an uproar early in his term.

    Rather than use an incendiary label two days before their meeting, Biden came up with a word salad response.

    ‘The answer is, I believe he has in the past, essentially, acknowledged that he was, or certain things, that he would do or did do.

    Me-ow!

    NPR reported that Biden will urge NATO to address Climate Change, since that’s the world’s greatest security threat.

    • Suthenboy

      Global warming, electric cars, solar panels….all scams. Of course anything said about it are word salads.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Given the amount of $$$$ the CCP is pouring into solar technology, I really hope that they have a major breakthrough. Then I want US companies to steal their IP and start selling the new solar energy tech without paying China anything.

      • db

        yuuuuuuuuuup

    • Q Continuum

      I eagerly await the day when he blows out his Depends during a meeting with Suga.

      • Sensei

        Bad sushi?

      • The Last American Hero

        Aka Pulling a Nadler

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Minnesoda juries aren’t diverse enough. Let’s start summoning more black Minnesodans and punishing them if they don’t show up. That will sure show those privileged white fucks!

    Hannaford-Agor said there are proven ways to address underrepresentation in jury pools. One is to update jury lists more frequently so addresses don’t get outdated. Better pay and enforcement also encourage participation.

    In Hennepin County, jurors are paid $20 daily. That’s unlikely to make up for lost wages for jurors whose jobs don’t pay them while they’re away. Hannaford-Agor said some states require employers to pay employees away on jury duty. Massachusetts does and sees more diverse juries, she said. Minnesota doesn’t.

    Though a jury summons is a court order, many jurisdictions don’t track down missing jurors, she said.

    “If people fail to appear and nothing happens, that kind of message gets out into the community pretty quickly,” Hannaford-Agor said.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Perfect fodder for them when they start fining black people for something they never really enforced and then they can turn around say “SEE! WHITE PRIVILEGE!”

    • Gadfly

      $20 is a paltry sum, but the state should pay a better rate, not force employers to cover a loss that the state demands.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Main problem: too many criminal and civil laws that require juries to resolve.

      Additionally, do you want jurors that are not taking jury service serious deciding YOUR case?

      As someone who bugs the jury service office for jury service and has served on quite a few juries, having even more ignorant first time people on juries is bad news. At least repeat jurors have some idea what constitutional rights, elements of a crime, preponderance of the evidence, guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, state burden of proof are.

      The court system is seriously broken in the USA.

      I just want to make sure someone doesnt get convicted on my watch without evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. I have a lot of reasonable doubt too.

  19. Tundra

    If Animal is around, I really enjoyed your story. Drunkenness, while often terrible, can also be fodder for fantastic life stories.

  20. Tundra

    I’m sure this has been posted already, but what the fuck:

    Let’s dunk on Gropin’ Joe!

    Some excellent entertainment.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Did you see the one where Momma Jill had to grab him by the hand and usher him away from some restaurant (or something like that?) It fucking sad and seriously all the world’s leaders are salivating at what they are going to get from him cause of it.

      • Tundra

        I said it a long time ago. I was initially sad because I’ve been through dementia/Alzheimer’s with several family members. He’s late stage. It was sad then, now I just laugh. Not for Gropin’ Joe, but for the stain his shitheads are putting on their souls.

      • blackjack

        I kinda feel like they are doing big damage to the blue team brand. They are (rightfully) acting like they stole the election and trying to shove as much crazy assed commie bullshit as they can through. Nobody likes it. Even my hard left buddy couldn’t really deny how fucked up everything has become in just 6 short months. All he could claim was, ” At least he’s not lying all the time.” To which I just laughed really loudly!

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        When one does not have a grip on reality, “lying” is effectively impossible except by pure accident.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Obama was a bad commie but had republican congress blocking most of what he wanted to do.

        Trump was the reaction to that Democrat tyranny, like obamacare.

        El presidente biden and his idiot bands of election fraudsters are even worse commies.

        Democrats know their window is short because the response from non-Lefties is getting stronger every day.

      • Drake

        I often wonder who (if anyone) is in charge.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Ernst Stavro Blofeld,

        Makes just about as much sense as anything else.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nonsense!

        *strokes cat*

      • westernsloper

        Margery Gambolputty.

      • Suthenboy

        Not the first time that has happened. She has had to usher him from in front of cameras more than once.

    • creech

      Let’s say Pharaoh Joe can’t continue at some point and Kommie is elevated to V.P. Who is the Dem front-runner to be named V.P.? I’m betting on Michelle.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s a good bet but I’m thinking AOC. Avante comrades, into bankruptcy!

      • Tres Cool

        Hillary.

  21. LCDR_Fish

    Apropos of my previous micro review of “Lathe of Heaven”, I just finished Le Guin’s “Left Hand of Darkness.”

    Again…wow. Not sure why it took this long to get into this one. Don’t think it’s worthy of the “better than dune or LOTR” blurbs by Moorcock, et al, but it crams a heckuvalot of plot, theory and world-building into 280-ish pages. Definitely better than 98+% of what’s being published current year.

    That said…I don’t think *anyone* would actually print this in current year – instant cancellation even for a hard-sf book ;p

  22. grrizzly

    Vast Majority Of Democrats Support Employers Forcing Workers To Get COVID Jab, New Poll Finds

    CBS News-YouGov poll asked 2,300 adults in the US between June 8-10 a series of questions about today’s environment in a post-pandemic world. One of the fascinating questions respondents were asked was:

    “Suppose a private business or employer wants to mandate that its workers get coronavirus vaccines, in order to return to work. allowed to mandate vaccines for its employees, or not be allowed to mandate vaccines for its employees?”

    In an increasingly polarizing world, accelerated by the virus and vaccines, 79% of Democrats agreed that employers should be able to force their workers to get vaxxed. In contrast, only 39% of Republicans approved of vaccine mandates at work. The overall response was 56%-44% in support of forced jabs by employers.

    You can also guess if a college degree is related to a higher support for forced vaccinations.

    No matter what the exact issue is at the moment–staying at home, mask mandates, vaccine mandates–more highly educated respondents and/or Democrats/Biden voters always support more totalitarian positions.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This particular issue is pissing me off (to put it mildly).

      It’s illustrative of the complete lack of respect for individual autonomy that a significant portion of the country has. And it does not bode well for the future.

    • kbolino

      For people who love to talk about how educated and intelligent they are, they’re remarkably fragile and skin-thinned about it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Dude, they’re afraid. Therefore you must bow to their demands.

      • kbolino

        The cult of immortality got spooked, and thus we learned another facet of who and what is really in charge.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This is a huge part of it. People have forgotten how fragile life and our way of it is and they’re terrified, but in exactly the wrong way.

    • Agent Cooper

      Goodnight, America.

  23. DEG

    NHPR article on NH House Majority Leader Jason Osbourne

    But his involvement in New Hampshire politics dates back to the Free State Project, a movement that aimed to recruit 20,000 libertarians to move to New Hampshire to expand freedom and shrink government.

    If you browse YouTube, you can find plenty of clips of footage of Osborne from before he joined the legislature, from conversations with libertarian videographer Dave Ridley about why he was providing free beer to attendees of Porcfest, the Free State Project’s annual summer camp out from 2008, or as a recurrent guest on an education-themed podcast called the SchoolSucksProject.

    He once posted an image on Facebook of himself smiling impishly before an exploding statehouse. It’s since been taken down, and for all of this bluster, after Osborne entered elected politics, he appears to have sought to keep a lower media profile. His Twitter account is private, an unusual move for a public official. And by his own admission, he mostly avoids dealing with reporters these days. When NHPR spoke with him for this profile, he made his own recording of the interview (something this reporter has never experienced in two decades covering the New Hampshire House).

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now why would someone distrust a journalist? Truly a mystery.

      • DEG

        Over on derpbook, a researcher at a UK university posted on the Reopen PA group an invitation to take part in a survey to find out what drives Reopen activists.

        I posted this comment:

        “Prediction: This will be used to slander those that took part in Reopen groups.”

        It’s a very popular comment.

        “Not interested” comments are rolling in.

    • Tres Cool

      “But his involvement in New Hampshire politics dates back to the Free State Project, a movement that aimed to recruit 20,000 libertarians to move to New Hampshire to expand freedom and shrink government.”

      Other than the fact that nobody would be able to agree on anything, I don’t really see a down-side.

      • Mad Scientist

        Because of the fact that nobody would be able to agree on anything, I don’t see a downside.

  24. Shpip

    I was thinking back to a story from Saturday’s mourning lynx, i.e.:

    In new research published Friday in Science Advances, scientists studying the effects of space radiation on reproduction report that freeze-dried mouse sperm weathered a nearly six-year trip on the International Space Station without any damage and could ultimately last for 200 years in space.

    My question is: how did they obtain mouse sperm samples? I can just picture some poor lab assistant carefully wanking the confused yet happy rodent, muttering to herself “I don’t remember this being in the goddamn job description. ‘Go into science,’ they said. ‘You’ll make your parents proud,’ they said.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *Mickey intensifies*

    • grrizzly

      Why do you think the mice survived the sperm collection? They probably just kill mice first.

      • Tres Cool

        +1 Better Mouse Trap

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t some animals get “milked” by en electrified probe to the prostate? My money would be on that.

      • Tres Cool

        STAY OFF MY PR0NHUB CHANNEL !

      • Shpip

        Yeah, I always wondered how that was done for cattle (thoroughbreds, FWIW, require what’s referred to as “natural cover”) and sho’ nuff, YouTube comes to the rescue. I guess they can miniaturize the apparatus.

        TW: the vid is the sort of thing that might keep SugarFree awake at night.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m not going to click but I saw a vid of a bull years ago having that done. Judging from the racket he was making he was either very incensed or he was having a hell of a time. It was hard to tell.

      • Sensei

        Females always the most impacted.

      • westernsloper

        I love that ……as the electrode to the rectum doesn’t work well on rodents: is just dropped in a casual comment on this site.

      • Gadfly

        That is more disturbing than I would have imagined the answer to be.

        Imagine the look on their colleague’s faces when the person who brainstormed that solution first articulated it.

    • Ted S.

      I hope the assistant was wearing a mouse-hair pimp jacket.

    • kbolino

      I first read that as troll-op and thought it was clever, then I realized it was just yet another tolerant sex-positive feminist voice calling someone a whore.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As long as they let us insult Biden’s lying skank press secretary in the same fashion I’ll allow it. Criticism of someone who gets paid big money to lie for a living, even when it’s crass, is fair game in my book.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Reading thru the rest of the tweets reveals a rather deranged view of civilization.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “It’s just a joke Man, get over yourself” In what world are ad hominem attacks a joke?

      • Ted S.

        Now do similar jokes about Michelle Obama.

      • Suthenboy

        A wookie sex doll? I guess there someone out there for every kink but that seems it would be a rather narrow niche market.

    • Not Adahn

      When you get older, you just can’t do it as many times without pharmaceutical assistance.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Says who Kiddo?

  25. kinnath

    Biden slams Republicans while on foreign soil in break with political norms

    President Biden blasted former president Donald Trump and Republicans during a press conference following a NATO summit in Brussels on Monday, even though Biden’s campaign ripped Trump in 2019 for waging a political attack overseas.

    Biden blasted Trump’s “phony populism” in response to a reporter’s question about what Biden has said to allies who may be wary of trusting the U.S. post-Trump.

    Republicans and Democrats have long observed a tradition that “politics stops at the water’s edge.”

    Biden is a socket puppet. Some marxist who hates the US has a hand up Biden’s ass.

    The damage is going to be catastrophic.

    • Suthenboy

      Regarding the eurotrash snickering at Trump when he gave a speech over there: I remember looking at those dingleberries and thinking ‘Some of our medium states have bigger economies than you do, shitbirds’. I imagine when Trump saw the footage afterwards he got a good belly laugh out of it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He and his handlers are just pandering to their base. A base who hates the US. OK, you’re right.

  26. Sensei

    I want to take a life-insurance policy out on my husband. He says ‘hell will freeze over’ before he’s worth more dead than alive

    I’ve got no words for this relationship. I’m not sure how one readily and naturally has a “child on the cusp of our 50s”.

    I’m also pleasantly surprised how the advisor here explained what life insurance for someone in their 50s costs. She should be able to pick up his social security should if he predeceases her. And unless she can convince him otherwise she probably should have made some different life choices.

    • kinnath

      Nothing compared to what life insurance for someone in their 60s costs.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      In a nutshell, the prenup says I get a battered cottage he owns that’s worth about $100,000, and he gets joint custody of our children. There is no provision for alimony, and child support follows state guidelines.

      Read what you sign! You don’t get buyer’s remorse from a prenup.

      Overall, that couple is a fucking mess, despite being wealthy. I would rather have to work until I die, scrimping and saving just to put food on the table than be these profoundly miserable people.

      • Sensei

        Yup!