Sunday Morning Still Complaining Links

by | Jun 27, 2021 | Daily Links | 253 comments

Following some massively sweaty work, the yard is now clean of dogshit, which will last about an hour, as Wonder Dog realizes she has a black canvas on which to express her art. There’s a metaphor in there for my life. SP is arrived in New York, where she will reign terror on miscreants for the next week. I am feeling sated from dinner last night, which was delicious, but somewhat heavier than a uranium-tungsten alloy. So things could be worse.

Birthdays today are not quite as thick on the ground as yesterday’s, but still, there was a guy more logical than Spock; an Ur-cultural appropriator; a delightful woman who lives on in most of the folks here; a woman who inspired hundreds of sick jokes; the guy who taught Paul Newman and Jackie Gleason; one of the icons of my childhood; a guy who made Dana Carvey; a piece of shit lawyer and politician, but I repeat myself; and a guy who made films almost as banal as Steven Spielberg’s.

Let’s see what we can do to find some discussion-worthy links.

 

Took that a step too far, did we? Whatever, we’re still going to take it up the paycheck, good ‘n’ hard.

 

“It’s unbearable out there.” This is someone who should avoid coming here.

 

She gets 75% of the way there, then goes off the rails. For profit, of course.

 

2.6? And that’s news? I’ve had bigger bowel movements than that.

 

I’m trying to decide the appropriate trigger warning.

 

The cutest squatters.

 

Old Guy Music is yet another band whose talent and creativity far outstrip their fame. This song is… massively delightful.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

253 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    Anti-Semitism is one thing, but that picture engages in apostrophe abuse, which is unforgivable.

    • creech

      The apostrophe is now used to let you know an “s” is coming.

      • Rat on a train

        The apo’strophe i’s now u’sed to let you know an “s” i’s coming.

      • zwak

        That’s a cat’ass’trophy!

      • blackjack

        Nice tie in to the sleeping bobcat story.

  2. Tres Cool

    HOLD UP.

    SP is in New York, yet we’ve managed to import UCS ?

    What kind of trade is that ?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Like the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees for cash.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Milt Pappas for Frank Robinson.

      • Rat on a train

        Mets trade Nolan Ryan, Don Rose, Francisco Estrada and Leroy Stanton to the Angels for Jim Fregosi. Maybe not bad at the time, but bad in retrospect.

      • creech

        Nobody has traded more stars for a “bag of donuts” than have the Phillies.

  3. leon

    They’re are bigger earthquakes every time your mom walks around!

  4. Rat on a train

    I remember the great Virginia quake of 2011. The government sent everyone home. Rail service was restricted to 5mph. All for a 5.8.

    • leon

      At least you can feel a 5.8 and it actually feels like an earthquake.

      • Rat on a train

        It felt like the heavy freight trains that passed our building every day. It didn’t feel like any of the major quakes I’d experienced out in California.

      • zwak

        Yeah, this felt like a slight disturbance in Muffies vibrator.

  5. Tres Cool

    “If you’re a White person who is now rewinding every conversation you’ve had with a person of color to see if you flashed your “I am not a racist” credentials, then you might understand the power of DiAngelo’s hard-hitting new book, “Nice Racism: How Progressive White People Perpetuate Racial Harm.”

    Fuck you in the ass if you think I have the time, mental capacity, or desire to think about what I said during every conversation Ive ever held with a person that isnt like me.

    • Rat on a train

      When DiAngelo arrived at the restaurant, she was excited to see that the couple waiting for them at the table was Black.

      She proceeded to tell the Black couple how racist her family was and spent the entire evening recounting every uncensored racist joke, story, and comment she could remember them making, despite her dinner companions’ growing discomfort.

      DiAngelo thought at the time that her progressive credentials preempted any suggestion that she could be racist.

      No. Your obsession with race suggested you could be racist.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Even if I take her at her word, she’s just a self absorbed asshole who thinks other people exist for her self ratification.

      • leon

        Also her willingness to openly dish out on her own family in order to get approval from strangers, is something that normal people, of any race, find disturbing.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Absolutely

      • Tres Cool

        “…how racist her family was and spent the entire evening recounting every uncensored racist joke,…”

        I bet I know way more n-word jokes than she does. Not because Im bigoted or racist. I just remember nearly every joke Ive ever heard.

    • DrOtto

      I wonder what she would think of my buddy who we refer to as “Black David”?

      • Tres Cool

        Im thinking along the same lines as that. At work we have “White Dave”.

  6. Chipping Pioneer

    OR, and hear me out: Robin DiAngelo is a racist and is trying to project her racism onto the rest of us so that she doesn’t look so terrible.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      ???

    • Tres Cool

      Im white, and I cant stand her.

      What does that say about me ?

      • Rat on a train

        You need reeducation?

    • Suthenboy

      Yep, this.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As a society we’ve simultaneously become terrified of being judged and inclined to judge everyone else.

      It’s a wonderful combination for grifters.

    • blackjack

      The entire leftist sphere is massively racist and always has been. They are right now insisting that black people are incapable of succeeding in our country. Who the fuck believes that, but a racist? Even if there was systemic racism of the type that’s so subtle the racists don’t even understand they’re racists, the object of it should have no problem leading a productive and meaningful life.

    • leon

      After I saw the original, I knew that there were going to be a crop of these parody and alternate signs created. The original is that right mix of pervasive and self righteous, that it invites derision.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If I were single, I’d probably choose something far more offensive.

        I really hate those stupid signs.

      • Rat on a train

        My favorite bumper sticker is “I’m pro-something and sometimes I vote.”

      • Ted S.

        Somebody here suggested a bumper sticker of “In this car, we believe in turn signals.”

      • DrOtto

        Unrelated but made me think of it, the worst bumper sticker I ever saw said “My child is a SIDS angel”

      • Ted S.

        I assume you laughed?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s pretty bad. I laughed.

      • Rat on a train

        Are they rivals of the Hells Angels?

      • EvilSheldon

        I had a purple ribbon bumper sticker for a while, that said, “I like ribbons.”

    • rhywun

      Nice.

    • The Gunslinger

      The new one in my town says “I’m a Holland climate voter”. I live here and I have no idea what that refers to

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Maybe one inspired by Dada absurdity would be a good option…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Well, it is Holland, you have climate there, so Vote Climate in 2022!

      • blackjack

        I tried to vote with my feet, but some British pervert stole my socks. I wasn’t about to hold that little hole punch tool bare toe’d.

    • blackjack

      I once got my parking space stolen by a lady in a Subaru. It had a rainbow sticker that read, ” I’m straight but not narrow.” She seemed to bbe kind of good looking so I overlooked her rude space theft and waited for the next spot. When she emerged from the dyke-mobile, her ass was at least three feet across. I laughed loud enough for her to hear it. Not narrow, indeed!

    • zwak

      It needs to come with High-Stakes, not H-stakes.

    • Chafed

      That’s fantastic.

  7. leon

    “President Biden is walking back a threat that he won’t sign a bipartisan infrastructure deal the White House reached with senators if it’s not paired with another larger spending plan supported exclusively by Democrats.”

    I read the article yesterday and, it was really weird. Some Dems we’re acting like this was to be expected. If we have to pass both, then why make a deal to take them out of one?

    • Ted S.

      “Compromise” for TEAM BLUE means take away half your rights this round, then come back for the rest of them in the next round.

  8. LCDR_Fish

    Lefcadio Hearn? That takes me back. Good story collections for weird Japanese stuff.

    (Didn’t make it into the “Reading” thread but I just finished one of the English translations of “Dtrange Tales from a Chinese Studio” that has a lot of similar stuff from a slightly earlier period)

  9. Chipping Pioneer

    Also, good music choice this morning, OMWC!

    • Old Man With Candy

      I have a weak spot for story-telling songs, and this is a great story.

      • DrOtto

        How do you feel about Slick Rick?

  10. Suthenboy

    Good grief. I vaguely remember going to the kitchen last night for munchies and tripping over a chair. This morning the right side of my ribs are sore as hell. I think I cracked a rib.

    DiAngelo is definitely in the running for ‘biggest asshole drawing breath’ but the competition is stiff.

    • TARDis

      If a conservative black woman bitch slapped that cunt’s panties off, I’d laugh my ass off and start a fundraiser for her legal defense fund.

      vaguely remember That never happens to me. Well, except when there’s alcohol involved.

  11. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    And a good morning to the rest of you early risers.

    Yeah, no way I’m clicking on the flicker link – I saw Halloween III.

    The Hold Steady! Craig Finn grew up here and had a great band called Lifter Puller.

    Excellent choice for Old Guy Music.

    • rhywun

      I saw Halloween III.

      Sadly, so did I. What an unbelievably bad movie.

  12. CPRM

    I saw some patterns in that grantzfucker thing, but nothing I don’t see staring at the sun. And I don’t think you could say I don’t have a very visual mind, I see every frame of a cartoon before I start animating it.

    • Tres Cool

      I know it says “Ganzflicker” but I read it as Gonculator

    • Suthenboy

      As I said, the competition is very stiff.

      • blackjack

        My only wish is to not have to get vaccinated. They can fuck right off.

    • Ownbestenemy

      From my experience of being a married into a family member who had a Make-A-Wish, they are assholes even before Lil’Rona came on the scene.

      I’d rather dump my cash in a fireman’s boot when they do their fundraiser.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Holy shit, that’s low. I mean goddamn…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s actually an orgasmotron.

    • Rat on a train

      I just thought it was a clip from a Japanese cartoon.

  13. westernsloper

    Bobcats squatting on your porch? Fuck that, snuff them, make some Pad Krapow Gai and a few handbags. Or maybe a satchel.

    • Suthenboy

      Meh. I have a housecat that is completely useless. I bet those bobcats are much better mousers.

      • westernsloper

        Ya, that is a good point but:

        “I’ve got a sign out in the driveway for delivery people telling them not to come into our courtyard,” Smith said. “All neighbors and family know not to come to the front door. Our dog is grounded at this point.”

        If I have a part of my house I can’t use because of some wild cats I would scare them off or if that didn’t work they are getting snuffed.

    • Rat on a train

      At least it wasn’t a family of Bobcat Goldthwaits.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Mesa resident Kate Smith posted the picture on her Twitter account Friday and it’s gained thousands of views since. Smith said the picture doesn’t tell the entire story.”

      A rousing rendition of God Bless America might get them to move.

      • Fourscore

        Kate Smith was the primary reason for rationing in WW2.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    I have a weak spot for story-telling songs, and this is a great story.

    I give you The Sick Note

    • Timeloose

      It’s hard to beat the Irish when it comes to storytelling.

    • DEG

      That’s a good song.

    • TARDis

      Be nice until it’s time to not be nice? It’s be too late by then, narcissistic fucktards.

      • Timeloose

        So roadhouse rules don’t work in the school board?

    • creech

      Describes perfectly all the “Lovely People” at church who are progressive nitwits with their “systemic racism,” “white privilege,” and “it is the government’s duty to help the ____ folks.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pretty much. It’s much the same everywhere, by making the personal political, all of the centrists are getting run to the left because they’re terrified of their woke acquaintances.

      It also summarizes what happened to the LP over the last decade.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    DiAngelo was a college student who had no Black friends and had rarely spent any time around Black people. But she saw herself as a proud progressive and a feminist. She proceeded to tell the Black couple how racist her family was and spent the entire evening recounting every uncensored racist joke, story, and comment she could remember them making, despite her dinner companions’ growing discomfort.

    “Good God, Esther, doesn’t that crazy white bitch ever shut up?”

    • Suthenboy

      CWAA

  16. l0b0t

    My kids and I are watching Gravity Falls, and it is hilarious. A quality kids show.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We loved it and all the little ‘conspiracy’ clues it drops regarding the plot.

      • Tundra

        Great show. My kids (and I) loved it.

    • CPRM

      I could never get past the animation style to form an opinion on the content.

    • Agent Cooper

      So good.

      Regular Show is awesome as well.

  17. Tundra

    More on the Tour de France crash.

    A female cycling fan faces up to a year in prison after causing one of the worst crashes the history of the Tour de France and then running away.

    Prosecutors in Brittany, in the north of the country, on Sunday launched a criminal enquiry after the female suspect – who had not been identified and who is on the run – was filmed causing the chaos on Saturday which led to 21 riders being injured.

    Get her, coppers! Much easier than dealing with guys like this.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What do you think the total damage in dollars to bicycles was?

      I bet it was in the hundreds of thousands.

      • Tundra

        I know. Glorious, isn’t it?

    • The Gunslinger

      Here’s one of the worst I remember. Car swerves to avoid a tree and sends riders into a Barb wire fence.

      https://youtu.be/DWPzG0p1PC0

    • TARDis

      “it must now be determined to what extent the psychological condition of the 24-year-old Somali played a role.”

      Clearly his condition is a result of white supremacy.

      I think it’s time to renounce my Teutonic heritage. It seems the American occupation has destroyed the German’s logic and reason.

    • rhywun

      German authorities are baffled: a knife-wielding man, identified in the German media as “Jibril A.,” stabbed three people to death and injured five others in Würzburg, Germany, on Friday.

      Fuck. My German “home town”.

    • CPRM

      Great athletes! taken out by a cardboard sign.

      • blackjack

        I said it before. That redneck guy would say, “here’s your sign!”

      • The Last American Hero

        Is is really a sport if there isn’t a defense?

    • westernsloper

      The TDF crash was a hot topic during last nights happy hour. The consensus was the crowd beat her to death.

    • Sensei

      I feel like bicycle riding is just one more symptom of the times.

      Growing up a bicycle was transportation and some people would simply ride for fun. Now with special lanes that screw up traffic and spandex clad assholes that ride in packs and hold up traffic we’ve now once again broken into camps. Those who “ride” and those who hate those who “ride”.

      When I used to ride a motorcycle onte time I decided to join one of the packs blocking up traffic. Let’s just say they didn’t enjoy a taste of their own riding style.

      • Rat on a train

        Cyclasses love to block traffic and talk about sharing the road, but bitch when they have to share paths with pedestrians.

    • Surly Knott

      Roads can’t get fleas and ticks so they get bicycles instead.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Disgraceful

    First Amendment experts say the Florida law is unconstitutional and will do the opposite of what it purports to. Instead of promoting free speech, they fear it will both suppress certain viewpoints and undermine academic freedom, as well as force professors to waste time introducing discredited science and theories. And the effort comes amid DeSantis’ broader crackdown on free speech, including Black Lives Matter protests and the teaching of critical race theory in public schools.

    Critics of Florida’s new law fear DeSantis and the GOP-run state legislature will intimidate universities and chill speech on campus. Micah Kubic, the executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida, said the law is unconstitutional because there is no “overwhelmingly compelling government interest” to warrant suppressing the speech of professors and students.

    “This is a really disgraceful move that undermines the First Amendment, that will chill speech on campuses, and I think that trying to brand it as somehow a defense of free speech is an ultimate ‘up is down’ moment,” Kubic told Insider. “Everything about it is designed to chill and intimidate, not to actually cultivate an environment of free speech or dissent.”

    Hamfisted? Probably. But that part about “discredited” ideas is the tell.

    If I for one moment thought those “First Amendment experts” would be willing to defend the right of people they dislike to say things they disagree with I might not think they are a bunch of hypocrites and agenda-driven political activists masquerading as defenders of freedom.

    “Freedom for some” ain’t good enough.

    • leon

      So does free speech matter again?

      Just kidding I know it never did, people just use it as a means to promote speech they like.

    • leon

      Further, I think the concern that “discredited theories will be taught” is laughable. Marxism is a completely discredited economic theory, and yet continues to be taught.

      • Fourscore

        Modern Monetary Theory

    • Ownbestenemy

      FTA

      “We train students to become competent in their disciplines and that, of course, means it’s not a marketplace of ideas, it’s an educational ground for the creation of competence,” Post told Insider. “All ideas are not equal, if you care about competence.”

      Yes when we are talking about math and other subjects that have proven applications.

      But I am suspecting that Post is worried the children might get the idea that what their professors are saying is propaganda in the other subjects.

      Still, think it’s a poor law and probably not the best way to go about it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Man, the ACLU snap to pretty quick when leftist causes are undermined don’t they? They’d have more of a point if certain points of view were simply being taught as an academic exercise, which I don’t think is being forbidden, rather than being used as a framework for a lesson plan by professors and a code of ethics by administrators. They aren’t so much pro free speech as they are pro brainwashing.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      force professors to waste time introducing discredited science and theories.

      I don’t think they’re being forced to teach communism. I think they’re teaching that discredited theory willingly.

      • Agent Cooper

        “force professors to waste time introducing discredited science and theories.”

        Like it came from a lab leak?

      • CPRM

        You don’t even have to get political. So many scientific ‘truths’ we accept today were once ‘discredited’. Even the obvious ones.

        In 1912 the meteorologist Alfred Wegener described what he called continental drift, an idea that culminated fifty years later in the modern theory of plate tectonics.[40]

        Wegener expanded his theory in his 1915 book The Origin of Continents and Oceans.[41] Starting from the idea (also expressed by his forerunners) that the present continents once formed a single land mass (later called Pangea), Wegener suggested that these separated and drifted apart, likening them to “icebergs” of low density granite floating on a sea of denser basalt.[42] Supporting evidence for the idea came from the dove-tailing outlines of South America’s east coast and Africa’s west coast, and from the matching of the rock formations along these edges. Confirmation of their previous contiguous nature also came from the fossil plants Glossopteris and Gangamopteris, and the therapsid or mammal-like reptile Lystrosaurus, all widely distributed over South America, Africa, Antarctica, India, and Australia. The evidence for such an erstwhile joining of these continents was patent to field geologists working in the southern hemisphere. The South African Alex du Toit put together a mass of such information in his 1937 publication Our Wandering Continents, and went further than Wegener in recognising the strong links between the Gondwana fragments.

        Wegener’s work was initially not widely accepted, in part due to a lack of detailed evidence. The Earth might have a solid crust and mantle and a liquid core, but there seemed to be no way that portions of the crust could move around. Distinguished scientists, such as Harold Jeffreys and Charles Schuchert, were outspoken critics of continental drift.

      • blackjack

        The entire point of science is to attempt to discredit all that has come before.

        Besides, Zucky has appointed a panel of experts, independent experts. He pays them with his company to oversee all of these decisions. It’s the only way he can ensure that everything he does is fair and correct. Wouldn’t want to “discredit” anything helpful to his friends, amirite?

    • rhywun

      Yeah, unfortunately you can’t just wave away the decades-long propaganda march through all the institutions with a single law like this.

      Do better, Ron.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        From the perspective of positioning himself for running for President in 2024 it’s genius though.

      • rhywun

        Indeed.

    • blackjack

      One of my kid’s second grade zoom classes included a long pause in the panning on a BLM face mask thumbtacked to the edge of the white board. Could imagine a teacher positively portraying the hammer and sickle back in the eighties? Or some Weather underground stuff to his second grade class?

      • Mojeaux

        My kid’s history teacher had a Gadsden flag handing in his room.I don’t really see the difference except he likes the right thing and the BLM teacher likes the wrong thing.

      • blackjack

        I’d like to see an absence of political opinion in a government institution that is ostensibly there to teach factual knowledge. However, it seems a bit more tolerable to display symbols of actual American ideals than those of our sworn enemies.

      • rhywun

        My 7th grade math teacher had a “Solidarność” poster on his wall.

        But yeah, I would really rather prefer they keep their politics to themselves either way.

      • Not an Economist

        For some, everything is political. Choosing what color underwear to wear is political.

    • kbolino

      Yes, where would be if we wasted time teaching about the theories that predated astronomy (Aristotle’s geocentrism, Copernicus’s heliocentrism), Darwinian evolution (pre-modern creationism, Lamarckian evolution), nuclear physics (Platonic/”plum pudding”/Rutherford/Bohr models), quantum physics (pre-Newtonian and Newtonian physics), chemistry (alchemy), modern medicine (bloodletting, herbalism), etc.

      Oh right, we’d be exactly where we are because that is how these things are taught today (or at least were taught up until very recently).

      The most robust disciplines have no problem teaching their own flawed histories. The less robust disciplines (which is not innate, but rather a function of the people and culture in them), not so much.

    • zwak

      The problem isn’t teaching CRT in colleges and universities, the problem is a complete lack of intellectual diversity in those institutions. Tenure and free speech should protect professors, and enable them to teach this garbage while at the same time competing ideas should be prelavent to allow space for pushback.

      But we have gone so far down the rabbit hole of lack of intellectual diversity that this is what we get. For every push, a la CRT, there is going to be a pull, such as this rather bad legislation.

      • kbolino

        Intellectual diversity is an output. The inputs are the funding sources for the university. Those founding sources (grants and tuition, primarily, but also endowment funds at older schools) are all classic examples of the principal-agent problem. The principal and payer is the average person (via taxes, consumption, and investments) but the agent who dictates how the funds are spent is not (being the grant writer, prospective student, or fund administrator). Our money is taken, sometimes willingly and sometimes unwillingly, laundered, and then spent by our enemies in a manner of their choosing, with little to no accountability.

      • zwak

        I disagree with your first sentence. Diversity is both an input and an output, as it is a driving force for a breadth of ideas, which is necessary to a fully functioning university. Right now, we have what I call the “rainbow chorus” where everyone looks different but sings the same tune. A university should be looking for ideas that challenge their own thought process if only to sharpen their own understanding of the special fields that they practice in. A version of Mill’s Trident, so to speak.

        The funding sources, while important for individual professors, should have zero bearings on diversity for any university as a whole and whether it is worth it’s salt as a research institution. Indeed a huge part of the issue comes from deans, presidents, and professors setting aside academic rigor to chase dollars. That is the foundation for academic dishonesty.

        The bottom line is that universities should not be handling business research.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Re: “Lovely People”

    Conservatives (or whatever it pleases you to call them) have better things to to than organize protest marches. For those to whom no aspect of life can fall outside politics, it’s a calling which cannot be denied.

    While you’re out there living your life, they’re tunneling under the foundation of society and setting charges.

    • EvilSheldon

      It is known.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cancel him immediately!

      Good little reflection.

    • rhywun

      Didn’t know he was a Limey.

      • LCDR_Fish

        You can definitely hear his accent on Mad Dogs and Englishmen.

      • rhywun

        Is that some podcast thingy? DDG isn’t helping.

        Good piece, anyway. I feel the same way. I cringe at all the “split America” talk I see lately.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Sorry, yeah its the one he does with Kevin Williamson. You can find it on iTunes or NRO under the podcast section.

    • Suthenboy

      “Deep down, though, I have always felt it.”

      Brother from another mother. Yeah, you either get it or you don’t. This guy gets it.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    While all public universities are already required to respect the First Amendment, the values of freedom of speech are inconsistent with academic freedom, said Robert Post, a constitutional law professor at Yale and former dean of the school. Professors differentiate between good and bad ideas, and truth and falsehoods, in ways that are inconsistent with promoting “intellectual diversity.” While the government must protect all speech equally, universities regularly grant tenure to faculty, grade students, and award grants — all actions that involve discriminating between ideas.

    “We train students to become competent in their disciplines and that, of course, means it’s not a marketplace of ideas, it’s an educational ground for the creation of competence,” Post told Insider. “All ideas are not equal, if you care about competence.”

    It’s true. Some ideas are better than others.

    In a marketplace of ideas, much of what is currently taught would be left on the remainder table.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      We have to destroy free speech in order to save it.

    • Q Continuum

      If an engineering student thinks he has a better way of building a bridge, I’m all for it. Only after exhaustive calculations, simulations, scale models and testing to prove his idea is better than the existing ones. Golly gee willikers! That sounds an awful lot like a marketplace of ideas doesn’t it? Oh well. I guess we don’t need any new insights because the Left has perfect knowledge and anything new is racist or something.

    • kbolino

      Were the state-funded university (and nearly all modern universities in the United States are state-funded to some extent) called the seminary instead people would more readily understand its purpose. Why they are fooled so easily by such an obvious sleight of hand is an interesting question, but the answer disappointingly seems to just be that their state-funded youth religious education (aka public K-12) and state-adjacent global missionaries (the press, the media) tell them it’s not. Of course, the state is just a vehicle here, it’s not the driver.

      That the putative rulers of this system (legislators, governors, presidents) are not always in accord with the dogma of the seminaries does not refute the analogy but it does reveal that they’re not actually in charge. We all know that any state-level suppression of CRT or any other theory in vogue with the cultural elites is temporary and ineffectual. It’s still a good idea, absent better ones, because it’s better to fight on your feet than be forced into submission on your knees, but it’s not enough. The state-funded seminary must be defunded. Public schools, those that receive direct state funding, are the first and best place to start.

      • CPRM

        Seminaries are run by icky churches! They can only receive money voluntarily! How lame! You owe the STATE it’s Fair Share to support universities!

    • Ownbestenemy

      “#Science has proved to be an effective way of bringing populations into line in a way that we might have once thought was impossible.”

      Sobering statement QFT

      • Q Continuum

        There’s nothing remotely surprising about it. Our society is largely secularized, which in and of itself is neither good nor bad. However, there is something in the human mind that demands some kind of higher authority to guide their lives. In the past this was religion which was often twisted in such a way as to bring populations into line. Since our society is secular, #IFLS has replaced the entire religious belief structure for many people so it makes sense that #IFLS would be twisted by tyrants in the same way as religion to cow people into submission.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

        Independent thought is still not en vogue no matter what anyone says.

      • Suthenboy

        “However, there is something in the human mind that demands some kind of higher authority to guide their lives.”

        For herd animals, yes. I guess I was camping out for a week on my own, reading ‘Common Sense’ when they passed that out.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Windows is nagging me about updates. I wonder what it will fuck up if I relent and let it run.

    • CPRM

      I just watched a video about Windows 11 the other day. They moved the start menu to the middle, because that’s better, for reasons! And now more Widgets! and Apps! and Aero that wastes memory! Reasons!

      • blackjack

        Windows is like shitty rock music. If you turn it up to eleven, maybe nobody will notice how bad it is.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Plus it’ll brick your computer if you aren’t careful.

      • rhywun

        Mine won’t even run it – I checked.

        And it’s only 4 years old. It meets all the system requirements and then some, including the security stuff that some people might have to turn on in their BIOS, but the processor is not on some arbitrary list of supported processors so no go.

    • Agent Cooper

      For all of Apple’s issues, I still maintain a MacBook (work-supplied) and iMac desktop. The AMD chips are nice, too.

      • rhywun

        I maintain an iMac too and I prefer it in many ways but I miss games plus I can extend my work laptop’s screen on to my Windows all-in-one so I spend more time in Windows lately.

        Plus the Mac switch to “Silicon” is going to absolutely fuck what’s left of gaming on Macs so this might be the last one I own.

      • Agent Cooper

        I’m a console guy and my son has a gaming PC.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “woe to the great Whore Babylon, as she slips into the sea”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’d make a good Iron Maiden song.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The Bible has dibs on that one,

    • Q Continuum

      “If I let him fuck me in the ass, he’ll fall in love with me for sure!”

    • blackjack

      “That ugly sheep fucker!”

      “Hey, I’m not ugly!”

    • CPRM

      Is that response supposed to be comical or serious?

      • westernsloper

        I have no idea what it means. Comical, serious, or just idiotic. There is no doubt they are both crazy, and both American so I don’t get it.

    • Agent Cooper

      Congress is basically high school.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “We are the ones — with a smile on our faces — who undermine Black people daily in ways both harder to identify and easier to deny,” she writes.

    By treating them as feckless incompetent children, incapable of agency or self-ownership?

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, goody. Chuck Todd is talking about the building collapse in Miami. He’s comparing it to Oklahoma City and 9/11.

    “I’m not saying it was domestic terrorism, but…”

    I assume what we really need is a vast army of federal of building inspectors.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Group it in with some of the biggest crimes of our time and then blame it on DeSantis. The plan has been set it seems.

    • CPRM

      Might have been from environmental upgrade. Two can play this game!

      Grenfell Tower underwent a major renovation, announced in 2012 and conducted over 2015–16.[9][20] The tower received new windows, a water-based heating system for individual flats and new aluminium composite rainscreen cladding.[21][22][23] According to the application, the purpose of the cladding was to improve heating and energy efficiency, and external appearance.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He didn’t actually compare it to those did he?

      That’s obscenely stupid on any level.

      • rhywun

        We’re talking about Chuck Todd, here.

  24. zwak

    I love Lafcadio Hearn. The greatest Irish export to Japan.

    Also, I don’t think Mosconi taught Gleason anything. Newman, yes, as he sucked at pool. But Gleason was apparently already a great player.

    “Look at that fat man move, he’s like a dancer!”

    • Gustave Lytton

      I am shocked that Wiki and you are dead naming Koizumi Yakumo. Do better!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wait, is it still a dead name if you legally change it rather than just whine that people aren’t using your nom de guerre du jour?

      • CPRM

        I don’t know how any of this works, I’m still wondering if they can air Juno anymore without changing the credits.

      • Tres Cool

        Awww…..IMDB is even using the preferred pronouns, too

        “They began their career at the age of 10 on the award-winning television series Pit Pony (1999), for which they received a Gemini nomination and a Young Artist Awards nomination. ”

        How adorable.

      • blackjack

        Everyone who uses those pronouns? I just call them Sybil.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Fuck it. Call it the Chinese century already. Either we’re getting a rectification of names or cultural revolution.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Already burning the books so no a stretch to start burying the scholars.

      • zwak

        He still published under Lafcadio!

        Not dead, not dead, not dead!

        Lafcadio’s not dead!

  25. SandMan

    OK, something minor, but I gots to know; is the wonder dog enjoying a “black” canvas, or a “blank” canvas?

    • Ted S.

      The correct answer is that Wonder Dog isn’t enjoying anything in the 110° heat.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Hurricane season is coming. All those tall buildings will blow over.

    • blackjack

      My wife says she too old for sex

      You’re supposed to tell her that.

      • Tres Cool

        A guy is having a tough time getting “aroused” for the bedroom, so he goes to see his doc. The physician does some routine tests, and later calls the guy to come in to discuss the results. The doc also asks him to bring his wife with him.
        They’re all in the exam room, and the doc asks the guys wife to dis-robe and lay on the exam table. She does, and the doctor looks her over.
        After examining her the doctor looks at his patient and tells him, “there’s nothing wrong with you; you’re fine. She’s does absolutely nothing for me, either.”

      • blackjack

        Another guy went to his doctor because he was struggling to perform with his wife. The doc examined him and then wrote a prescription. He asked how many of these pills he should take.

        The doctor said, ” No! Don’t take them yourself, drop them in the drinks of hot young chicks at a bar and you’ll be fine. Your wife is too old for sex.”

      • Tres Cool

        One night I brought a woman home from the bar. I made us a drink, sat down next to her, and took a sip.
        I immediately passed out. I had given her the wrong glass.

    • Gustave Lytton

      She’s not attracted to you any longer? Either she really has given it up entirely or she’s getting it on the side with a new boy toy.

  27. Sensei

    Let the media ass covering begin!

    Not My Intent’: How Biden’s Impromptu Comments Upended a Political Win

    President Biden walked back his stray remarks in a bid to salvage an infrastructure agreement that could cement his legacy as a bipartisan deal maker.

    Biden gambles on bipartisanship

    President Biden has taken a high-stakes gamble on bipartisanship, tying his sails to a Senate deal on infrastructure that has sparked howls of protests from his liberal base.

    The president has moved to soothe anxieties on the left, saying he wants to pass the bipartisan deal and a larger package filled with progressive priorities “in tandem.”

    • CPRM

      I posted this the other day, THIS is Republicans. And the Dems still fuck it up a lot.

    • Tres Cool

      One of the few things my cunte of a baby-mama and I agree on is that Tres Version 2.0 isnt getting that shot.
      It helps that’s he’s onboard, too.

    • blackjack

      Well, the devil weed is legal now, how else are they going to rebel? Vodka soaked tampons?

      • Q Continuum

        Become libertarians?

      • Tres Cool

        Dude…those things burn the hell out of my nostrils.

      • blackjack

        They’re not for that. They’re for making bloody marys.

      • Tres Cool

        What you did there was noted in an ocular capacity.

    • CPRM

      “Can you give me enough shots that the puncture holes spell out ‘REBEL’?”

    • blackjack

      I could tell she was enjoying it because she kept lifting her legs higher and higher in the air. Then she said, ” how about we take off my pantyhose first?”

      • Tres Cool

        “Claiming to be collecting the socks for good causes the SOCKMEN approached unsuspecting victims in the resort’s bars and clubs and paid up to £5 for their footwear.”

        “The Sockmen”….name for a 1950’s doo-wop group, or 4Chan Incel group ?

      • Sensei

        Well done.

      • Ted S.

        It’s only a swindle if the socks were worth more than £5.

      • limey

        Intangible value attached to one’s socks cannot be recompensed, and may be of greater importance than monetary value in a situation in which these values are being weighed against the fraudulent intangible values of the fake charity scheme.

        Or something.

        Everything/one has a price?

    • limey

      Does being misleading about the fate of the goods after the exchange mean that the exchange itself cannot truly be considered voluntary? I happen to think so. However, £5 for my dirty socks in a pub is basically like getting an almost free drink. Would I care about what they intended to do with them? Maybe, a little. I’m actually quite fond of my socks, and also value being comfortable, which I am not when wearing shoes without them. No sale, pervert or no pervert.

      Socks.

      • blackjack

        Imagine how much money you could have socked away?

      • rhywun

        Sock it to me, baby!

    • KSuellington

      Once I was sitting at an outdoor cafe in Barcelona having a drink by myself. A normal looking Spanish guy walks up and looks at my feet and asks me in quick Spanish “can I smell your feet?” Which sounds very close to “can I see your feet?” which is what I thought he said as I am sporting some fine looking Havaianas flip flops. “Sure” I said and he goes in for a sniff, at which point I realize what he actually said and shoe him off. The looks on the two middle aged women sitting at the next table were priceless.

      • blackjack

        I bet you “shoe’d him off!”

      • KSuellington

        Heheh, I flipped him off!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Noted Constitutional scholar Gulag Barbie is on. Infrastructure = babysitters, and it’s the federal government’s duty to provide them.

    • limey

      Ivanka agrees.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “Too small.”

    3 trillion here, 2 trillion there…

    Peanuts.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    What an annoying voice. She sounds like a goddam thirteen year old.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Well the voice fits the intellect.

      • CPRM

        If only she were around 13 years ago. The pornos with her and Pailin getting into a catfight would have made much money.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Hey, let’s use this building collapse as a cudgel to beat the Republicans with.

    We can extrapolate from a unique event (cause as yet unknown) to a desperate crying need for trillions in “infrastructure” (to be defined at some later date) spending on the federal level. None of those Soviet brutalist apartment buildings ever fell down.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    “How many votes were cast?” is not necessarily the same question as “How many people voted?”

    • CPRM

      How come Government types can vote ‘Present’ but we can’t do the same?

      • blackjack

        The difference is that most voters are voting for “presents.” They expect the “present” voters to take the “presents” from others and distribute them.

  33. limey

    Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park III > anything JJ Abrams ever touched.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Propaganda machine clanks and wheezes

    The Centers for Disease Control Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky said last week that the availability of vaccines means “… nearly every death, especially among adults, due to COVID-19 is at this point is entirely preventable.”

    ——-

    Local health officials recently reported that just over 50% of Gallatin County’s population has been fully immunized against the virus, and 61% had received at least one dose of vaccine. That’s significantly short of what’s needed to achieve herd immunity and soundly defeat this virus. Young people have been particularly stubborn about getting vaccinated. There’s a sense they are invulnerable and the pandemic is already over. But their failure to get immunized is endangering those who are more vulnerable to the disease.

    And far too many are resisting on the basis of bogus information spreading on the internet. Information you see on Facebook or other sites is always suspect. Get the best information from those you trust — the doctor, nurse practitioner or physician’s assistant you see for health care. They will advise you in no uncertain terms to get vaccinated. It’s safe and very effective.

    Getting vaccinated has never been easier. Health care workers have been offering vaccines free of charge at gas stations and auto dealerships. Most pharmacies are vaccinating walk-ins without an appointment. Not sure where to get a shot? Text your ZIP code to 438829 or call 1-800-232-0233 to find locations where vaccines are available near you from the CDC.

    Remember, you are not just doing this for yourself. You are doing it for the benefit of the community writ large. We don’t need another wave of COVID-19 infections. Let’s end this now.

    Unquestioning obedient communitarianism made this nation great. What are you, some sort of Nazi?

    We can eradicate viruses, if we just obey hard enough. That’s what SCIENCE! tells us.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Make variola great again!

    • blackjack

      nearly every death, especially among adults, due to COVID-19 is at this point is entirely preventable.”

      She means all two of them?

      Anyway, people who have already had the ‘vid and a number of people who will/would never have gotten it anyway put us at herd immunity by a wide margin. The ‘vid is over, but the oppression has no effective vaccine, other than lead poisoning.

      • prolefeed

        “If we get rid of all civil liberties, we can beat this permanently endemic virus!”

      • Suthenboy

        No mention of the deaths and damages from the vaccine itself? The way they have cooked the numbers I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that the latter is greater than the former.

  35. prolefeed

    The White Fragility author:

    “One is this urgency to establish that we’re not racist.”

    If you feel that way – you’re racist, but in denial.

    • limey

      Yarp

    • EvilSheldon

      Guilty until proven guilty. The woke mob, or Torquemada’s Inquisition?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      See, your first problem is caring what other people think.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    It’s only a swindle if the socks were worth more than £5.

    Were they taken by force? If the owner voluntarily accepts the fiver, they’re worth five pounds.

  37. DEG

    When DiAngelo arrived at the restaurant, she was excited to see that the couple waiting for them at the table was Black.

    DiAngelo was a college student who had no Black friends and had rarely spent any time around Black people. But she saw herself as a proud progressive and a feminist. She proceeded to tell the Black couple how racist her family was and spent the entire evening recounting every uncensored racist joke, story, and comment she could remember them making, despite her dinner companions’ growing discomfort.

    I chuckled at this attempt of a Progressive to have a token black acquaintance fail.

    And I stopped reading at this point.

    Old Guy Music is good.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I hope she did it in blackface to highlight a full understanding of her family’s racist past and her inherited sin.

    • blackjack

      I just wondered if her guests had any ID?

      • CPRM

        You racist motherfucker! Blacks can’t get ID!

      • blackjack

        I forgot. They only give ID to people who didn’t vote for Biden. I expect to see that question on the application, right next to the birthdate box.

      • rhywun

        LOL

    • KSuellington

      I’ve seen this sort of behavior first hand by progressives in regards to blacks. It is utterly bizarre to witness but evidently not that uncommon. It just screams self centeredness and patronizing to the extreme and more than anything shows the pathologies of the prog worldview.

      • Suthenboy

        Same here. The lack of self-awareness is jaw-dropping. I described a recent episode of it yesterday. It is just incredible.

      • KSuellington

        Late to the reply, but yes, saw that. Exactly the same type of behavior. They’re fighting racist windmills like proggie Don Quixotes while they should be be examining their own behavior.