Friday Morning Links

by | Jul 23, 2021 | Daily Links | 464 comments

He’ll die doing what he does best: losing to the Buckeyes.

The Olympics, which has already started, opens today. Wait, what? Why is the opening ceremony not opening the games? Not that anybody will be there, so it doesn’t really matter. The stadium will be empty because everybody running this thing is shit-scared. This man apparently has a death wish. RIP, bitch. These guys understand risk assessment. So naturally they’ll be called stupid by the sheeple. And Boston College did right by somebody. Do these people not freaking understand that natural immunity is a thing and that vaccinating a person who has developed it is a needless risk? Apparently not.  Oh, the Yankees also found a new way to shit the bed against their biggest rival. Which is hilarious.  And that’s sports.

Drysdale giving tips to a young up-n-comer.

German actor Emil Jannings was born on this day.  The kraut shares it with Ethiopian emperor Halie Selassie, TV announcer Arthur Treacher (does anybody remember his fish-n-chips shops growing up? I do.), baseball great Pee-Wee- Reese, test pilot Peter Twiss, javelin thrower Cy Young, SC justice Anthony Kennedy, pitcher Don Drysdale, shock jock Don Imus, former Malaysian PM Najib Razak, Depeche Mode’s Martin Gore, actor Woody Harrelson, G-n-R guitarist Slash, drug addicted actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, bluegrass great Alison Kraus, fuck rag Monica Lewinsky, football great Terry Glenn, (possibly racist) dog Schottzie Schott, and Harry Potter actor Daniel Radcliffe.

Not an awful list. But now it’s time to move on to…the links!

We’re never getting out, are we? But wait, it gets worse. We’ve left behind those who definitely deserve a chance to escape. Nice fucking job, government. Real nice.

It’s free, so why not take it? Oh wait, because you’re a shitbag, that’s why. The same goes for people sitting on their ass collecting enhanced unemployment benefits when there’s plenty of work out there.

It’s a metaphor.

This is perhaps the best long-term scam in American history. But don’t worry. They’re “essential”.

Wow, these people really wanted their vaccines. Oh wait, the media is actually telling the truth now. Let’s see what happens next. I think it will become a bloodbath, but I hope I’m wrong.

So I guess he was right? Sadly, he chose the wrong time and place to explain his decision.

Wait, why is he being charged? Based on what I’ve seen, he deserves a medal. Streets are for cars, not mobs.

This lady understands science better than Chicago pols or the teachers union who runs that city.

Chicago Public Schools doubles down on being retarded. Let’s be honest here: anything short of the stupidest decision possible would be a surprise from these cretins.

The same could be said of Texas, Arizona, Utah, Idaho, and just about anywhere else. Please, stay away unless you’re leaving your failed politics at the door.

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!! You know, because neither one has won anything of note in…forever. But it’s gonna be fun to watch this shot show unfold as a local outsider.

I won’t know what this feels like for the next several days. Although it’s a lovely song.  Enjoy it.

And get out there and have a great Friday and an even better weekend, friends!

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464 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    The Olympics, which has already started, opens today. – This is the year Romania gets more medals than the US. I feel it.

    • rhywun

      If an Olympics happens and nobody watches it, did it really happen?

    • Rat on a train

      I would be happy if the US wins the same number of games as Romania in soccer.

      • Festus

        I’d like to soccer-kick that one purple-haired one straight in the cunte but maybe that’s just me.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Mind the 6″ veiny clitoris if you do so.

      • ignoreLander

        Mind the 6″ veiny clitoris if you do so.

        Gross. And also, very true.

  2. Brochettaward

    AAM Firsts are for octogenarians

  3. PieInTheSky

    We’re never getting out, are we? – since Romania already had the withdraw parade everyone is officially out. You people can’t go back in now. If you do Romania may go back in a while later and the next withdrawal will fuck up the traffic in Bucharest yet again and we cannot have that.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s China’s turn.

      • juris imprudent

        If the Chinese don’t it will be a sure sign of how much smarter they are than us (politically).

      • Festus

        Inscrutable.

  4. waffles

    Ohio State will be no problem for Harbaugh.

    • sloopyinca

      After last year, Day might hang a hundred on them.

  5. PieInTheSky

    So I guess he was right? Sadly, he chose the wrong time and place to explain his decision. – and they say divorce by email is shitty behavior … better than death

    • Not Adahn

      Does it really count as mowing him down if there was no mower deck attached?

      who added alcohol was a factor in the incident.

      No… really?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Did she poke him in the eyes? Ohhhh… that says mow with a “W.”

      • Chafed

        I’m as shocked as you are.

  6. waffles

    I want to live in the post-apocalypse now. It’s the waiting and creeping authoritarianism that’s killing me.

    • Nephilium

      So fellow rebels. Have we figured out code phrases and identification codes. Would you let a hep new libertarian rebelrouser in on these codes?

      • zwak

        Greetings, fellow conspirators!

      • sloopyinca

        Ha. The joke’s on you. Me, Banjos, OMWC, Swissy, SF, C, Playa Manhattan, Mexican Sharpshooter, Warty, and the rest are all feds.
        And you’re under arrest.

      • waffles

        Everything posted here is a work of fiction. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

      • sloopyinca

        Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

        So…just the cops, prosecutors, and probably a jury? Great.

      • juris imprudent

        Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

        Preet says hello.

      • Tonio

        [furtive golf clap]

      • waffles

        I really don’t want to spoil anything.

      • Old Man With Candy

        “Podesta.”

    • Festus

      Festus hears and nods.

      • sloopyinca

        You’re under arrest too. Get in the black van or else, buddy.

      • Rat on a train

        If you can’t be bothered to send a black helicopter …

      • sloopyinca

        Oh they’re there. You just can’t see them.

      • Festus

        Better than the alternative white van, I’d wager.

  7. Rebel Scum

    “I never gave my opinion about it. I just said, ‘This is the school rule,'” Hafley said. “If you don’t want to get it, I’ll support you. We had one player who didn’t want to get it, and we helped find him a new home.”

    The school rule is tyrannical, medically ignorant horseshit.

    • sloopyinca

      Yep. It completely ignores natural immunity and waves away bodily autonomy without a care in the world.

      The people carrying these orders out are the useful idiots we’ve been warned about our entire lives.

      • Rebel Scum

        And the people following the orders are the sheep that refuse to just say “no”.

        Unfortunately that includes my sister since her university is also requiring this nonsense. She is 19, and healthy with no comorbidities. I told her every way in which she could get an exception and she still went along with the rule. But she did at least get the J&J, which I understand to be a traditional vaccine as opposed to the mrna bs.

      • Sean

        She is 19, and healthy

        Go on…

      • Ghostpatzer

        Completely sucks. My healthy 20 year old son is in the same boat. On a full ride, entering his third year, getting the jab because he won’t risk losing the scholarship. This, after he was quarantined for 2 weeks last semester after tedting positive (completely asymptomatic). Too bad he doesn’ t play football, nobody’s finding “new homes” for actual scholars.

      • Translucent Chum

        Same boat here. Son had it with the rest of us in the winter, no symptoms and is a big healthy kid, but we’re screwed because we can’t risk his scholarship for soccer.

      • Festus

        I still have to wear the shame muzzle at work. Government site, natch. Everywhere else is free. Who’s running this clown-show?

      • Festus

        Hah! Love those underground Comix! Zippy was a later addition, though. Used to try to collect them.

      • Chafed

        Confirmed.

  8. Rebel Scum

    The military has retained the authority to carry out strikes in support of the Afghan National Defense and Security Forces

    No, we are never getting out of there.

    • Surly Knott

      Have we ever fully gotten out of anywhere we’ve intervened?

      • Nephilium

        Canada?

      • Festus

        “Just the tip.”

      • Rat on a train

        Russia

      • juris imprudent

        France (only the dead remain).

      • mrfamous

        Kent State

      • Tres Cool
    • Translucent Chum

      The military has retained the authority

      Huh. I have a few questions…

  9. Rebel Scum

    As he approached the checkpoint, Pardis put his foot on the accelerator to speed through. He was not seen alive again.
    Villagers who witnessed the incident told the Red Crescent the Taliban shot his car before it swerved and stopped. They then dragged Pardis out of the vehicle and beheaded him.

    I don’t see why anyone over there would trust us anymore if we don’t even attempt to protect assets that assist us.

    • sloopyinca

      Yep. The Afghans are Flounder and our government is Otter.

      And the conversation between the two is exactly the same.

      • Festus

        The Afghans are the evil Frat and the Government is Dean Wormer.

      • dbleagle

        The USG under Obama also failed with the Iraqi translators who suffered the same fate under ISIS, and are despised by the Iraqi government. Trump didn’t do any better for either nation. Rebel Scum is correct.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Lessons of Vietnam.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Commissioners — all Republicans — last week voted to award more than $500,000 to dozens of county employees. It ranged from $25,000 for administrators to $2,000 for cleaning staff. All recipients got at least $1,000.

    Useless parasites are as useless parasites do.

    • waffles

      So it’s much much less effective than previously estimated. Since it’s Israel they really cannot blame the unvaccinated. They had the fastest and most comprehensive vaccine program. Welp. I no longer care if I or anyone else gets this virus. That is, if I ever cared.

      • invisible finger

        I care about people getting the Fauci Flu as I cared about people getting any other flu or cold.

      • Akira

        So it’s much much less effective than previously estimated.

        Remember when they said you were a crazy conspiracy theorist and silenced you on Big Tech platforms if you floated the possibility that the vaccine wasn’t completely effective?

      • waffles

        Remember?

        Remember what?

      • Swiss Servator

        I try to love my neighbor as myself.

      • Sean

        Mrs. Swiss is OK with that?

        /not judging

  11. Festus

    That song is not bad but you needed to add a “Mullet Alert” before posting it.

  12. rhywun

    does anybody remember his fish-n-chips shops growing up?

    I didn’t know that was an actual person who did anything besides selling fish ‘n chips.

    • Nephilium

      And the fish and chip chops still exist! There’s one left here in Ohio (the second to the last one did not survive 2020). I did see some stories floating around that Nathan’s bought the brand, so they may make a reappearance in the next couple of years (or in your grocer’s freezer).

      • Tres Cool

        I think the Cassano’s store in lovely Drexel, OH still sells Arthur Treacher’s

      • sloopyinca

        I refuse to eat at Cassano’s whenever I’m back home. Never again after dropping “Mom’s” from the name of the Big Cheese years ago.

        Their misogyny has been noted.

      • Tres Cool

        I refuse to eat there over a couple of botched orders from the N. Main store. After a heated email exchange with “Lori” from Cassano’s. berating their service, the product, and generally maligning the Cassano’s name I learned that I was emailing Lori Cassano, VP, and daughter of Vic. Not some customer service dimwit that happened to be named Lori.

        And now you know….the rest of the story.

    • sloopyinca

      I didn’t either. I thought it was just some caricature of a Limey name. Had no idea it came from the guy who played Jeeves.

    • Ted S.

      He played a whole bunch of butlers in 1930s movies.

      • Festus

        Mom, when I grow up I want to play a succession of Butlers in the moving pictures! Capital idea Son!

      • Ted S.

        There’s also Eric Blore and Robert Greig

    • C. Anacreon

      I remember it was the meal you can not make at home.

  13. zwak

    Do you think the drummer said, at any point, “but I don’t wanna be a pirate!”

  14. The Late P Brooks

    While people across Cuba protested shortages of food and medicine amid a higher number of Covid-19 cases, rising prices due to inflation and hourslong power outages, many also chanted “libertad” (freedom) and “We want change,” while holding signs that read, “Down with the dictatorship.”

    In a country like Cuba where the government has significant control over many aspects of life, including industries, wages, imports and prices of goods, it’s all intertwined.

    Nothing like a little lickspittle liberalism to get my blood flowing in the morning.

    • Plinker762

      Obviously the protesters want the government to have total control in order to achieve their freedom.

      • Festus

        “FWEEDOM” The President does hail from the Caribbean, after all.

  15. Tonio

    Our treatment of the Afghan translators is shameful. Retaliations against them have been going on for some time. Congress has had plenty of time to fix that.

    • sloopyinca

      Yeah, but they simply don’t give a fuck.
      I mean, there’s a possible alternative explanation. But I sure as hell can’t think of it.

      • juris imprudent

        These are not the first people we’ve fucked over in one of foreign adventures. With that track record, you have to be a fool to help us.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Kurds, Hmong, Montanards, Iraqi Shia circa GW1 all the way back to various indian tribes in the olden days. Trust us at your peril.

      • Tonio

        Horrorshow avatar, droog.

      • Swiss Servator

        He does look ready for a little of the old ultraviolence.

    • Nephilium

      And it’s not the first translators we’ve screwed over this way. Man… it’s almost like there’s a reason the common man in certain countries may not trust the US government.

      • Ghostpatzer

        “Certain countries”. Add the U.S. to that list.

    • PieInTheSky

      But I thought you Democratic party was all about helping refugees

      • Tonio

        They can’t be seen letting in ppl who risked their lives to help us when there are thousands of refugees on our own soil who risked their lives so we could help them.

      • Rebel Scum

        Only “refugees” that they think are likely to vote for them.

        Actual refugees, such as Cubans that likely hate socialism, are off the table.

    • rhywun

      It’s like rain on your wedding day.

      • Festus

        A herpes sore before your first orgy.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Then, “he had told her he wanted a divorce, and she made a statement that she was going to run over him and kill him,” J.T. Palmer, the Pottawatomie County Undersheriff told the news outlet.

    A woman of her word, I guess.

    • Not Adahn

      The victim’s son, Christian Cornett, and daughter witnessed the horrific attack — and their stepmother even allegedly attempted to run them over after their father was down.

      Cornett told the news outlet that he punched Chanelle in the face after she went at them.

      The heartbroken son said his father was an off-road enthusiast who loved mega-trucks.

      I just… can’t…

      • Festus

        “You ain’t from around here are you…”

      • Not Adahn

        Not all of Oklahoma is like Tiger King, I swear!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “It wasn’t called for by the opposition, let alone the government. It just kind of happened,” Bustamante said. “I think that supposes real challenges if you wanted to channel this into something. How do you do that?”

    Where are their LEADERS?

    You can’t have an authentic political movement without a credentialed elite to show the way. Those peons don’t even have a five year programme of hopey change. “Leave us alone” isn’t a recognized political philosophy.

  18. zwak

    Speaking of the virus, as we always do, the wife, who is a D and works in the ivory tower, piped up with “was it worth all this for a bunch of 89-year-olds?” last night. I was a bit surprised. I mean, she knows how I feel about the whole, stupid thing, but I don’t that is what is moving the needle, so to speak.

    I think the walls are starting to crack.

    • PieInTheSky

      Don’t call your wife the D word

      • waffles

        I laughed, thanks Pie

      • invisible finger

        Comment of the week right there.

      • Swiss Servator

        *crowns Pie with laurel wreath*

    • Sensei

      Well we have to also include removal of OMB too.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s China. They’ll just get some D10s in there to cover it with dirt and act like it never existed. Then they’ll use slave labor to build a new plant a few miles down the road.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Strategic dam failure is a better option. Wash away the evidence AND witnesses.

      • sloopyinca

        They can’t call it a failure though.
        “Release of natural resources” or “watershed reintegration program” FTW!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Damn, Sloppy, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore!

      • Ghostpatzer

        Er, Sloopy. Although sloppy works – thanks, autocorrect.

    • Rebel Scum

      Chernobyl 2: Oriental Boogaloo?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        *Boogaroo

        FIFY

    • Not Adahn

      Oh THERE’S an event that will be completely free of undercover ATF agents.

      • Ted S.

        Free of people who *aren’t* undercover ATF agents.

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t know about attending, but let’s just say that if I were at such an event, my phone wouldn’t come anywhere near it…

    • blackjack

      I want the shirt.

    • EvilSheldon

      Cool!

      Of course that twat Pincus had to put in an appearance. The ego never rests with him…

  19. Not Adahn

    The Big XII was a mistake.

    No conference should accept UT.

    • sloopyinca

      They’re a cash cow. They’re gonna enhance any conference they’re in.

      And the Big Ten should go after them, OU, Kansas, and Notre Dame all at once.

      • juris imprudent

        Well ackshually they are a cash bull.

      • Not Adahn

        By “enhance” you mean “destroy” of course.

        Though if you want to get while the getting’s good there is money to be made.

      • Swiss Servator

        I wouldn’t want Notre Dame. We could dump Rutgers and Maryland and take Kansas and OU.

    • Rat on a train

      If they drop one they can really court the Chinese market.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Chicago Public Schools doubles down on being retarded.

    My money is on mendacity over retardation.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Retarded mendacity is also on the table.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    What she misses most is the diversity in the Bay Area — the state of Montana is 88% white.

    I suspect she misses the uniformity of thought a lot more than she misses the diversity of color. Being in the minority is something new and frightening.

    • Pine_Tree

      I remember sensing the opposite as a child, and still instinctively notice it at ~50.

      When you grow up in South GA in the country or a small town, the “normal” context is like 35-50% black. So that’s basically how my subconscious got programmed. If I’m travelling for work (or whatever) in say CT or WI or SD, then I still get this “where are all the black people?” thing in the back of my mind.

      • blackjack

        I spent 4 or 5 days in Atlanta, and I’d say we only saw about 10 other white people the whole time, at least in the actual city. Every restaurant, we we were the only white people there. It didn’t bother me none, but it was notable.

      • Pine_Tree

        Ha. I know – whole chunks of my life (and my kids’ lives) are that way. I know some folks who didn’t grow up like that who you can tell are seriously uncomfortable being actual, statistical racial minorities within a particular context. It’s funny except they’re all utterly convinced that I’m a racist just because of who I am.

        Unrelated: Atlanta is not Georgia.

      • blackjack

        I grew up in Oxnard, in the seventies. It was at least 80% Mexican. My elementary school had exactly one blonde girl.

      • Festus

        I’ll bet she was very popular, even more so than the 11 year-olds with nascent boobies.

      • blackjack

        I still remember her name and I have a story about running into her later, but I ain’t got time to tell it (again) now.

      • Rat on a train

        My white privilege means I didn’t feel uncomfortable when I was abroad and at times was probably the only white for miles.

      • Festus

        My white privilege means that I give not a whit for your grievance mongering. Die in a fire.

      • Rat on a train

        Grievance mongering gives some people a purpose in life. Sad, but true.

      • Nephilium

        In the Cleveland area it varies wildly by neighborhood. Certain areas are lily white (assuming you count Eastern Europeans, Irish, German, and Italians as white), others are 70-80% black. Sporting events, bars, clubs and the like are the middle ground. I still remember getting the side-eye when I took a date to a jazz club back in the late 90’s, as we were the only people of pallor in the establishment.

      • Festus

        “People of Pallor” We need to start using that. I’m only half-joking.

      • Translucent Chum

        Was it the Dexter Lake Club?

    • Plinker762

      Maybe she prefers human turds instead of sheep turds on the streets.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Don’t talk about city officials like that!

    • Tonio

      I’m thinking a commemorative triathlon event.

  22. PieInTheSky

    I am trying to watch youtube in peace and people keep pestering me on webex

    • Festus

      Just use the ad-blocker or am I missing something once again?

  23. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    That’s a lotta lynx!

    I sincerely hope you are wrong about Cuba. It ‘s time for them to get a chance to live.

    Excellent song choice! Those dudes were solid.

    • sloopyinca

      That’s a lotta lynx!

      I thought I’d finish the week with a flourish.

      Those dudes were solid.

      I’ve been meaning to play that song for a couple months now but something else always popped into my head as I was drafting the post. I finally remembered today, thankfully.

  24. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Once it goes to clawing at people’s car windows so they can pull them out of the car and beat them up they’ve gone from protestors to assaulters and it’s self-defense to step on the gas and get the hell out of there.

    • Rebel Scum

      ^

      But that won’t stop your Democrat overlords from railroading you.

      • Q Continuum

        One more reason to relocate to states with stand your ground laws. Remember the vet in Texas who shot and killed some dipshit protester who pointed an AK at him? Off scot free (as well he should be).

      • blackjack

        Ham sandwiches?

        the state’s “stand your ground” law, which allows people to use deadly force against someone else if they feel they are in danger.

        This is the law pretty much anywhere in the whole country. You just don’t have to try and run and hide first there. Somebody points an AK at me, I can legally shoot them dead even in Cali.

      • DrOtto

        They recently indicted him. It’s a bullshit move and the grand jury proceeding was allegedly filled with irregularities, but the process is the punishment. Fuck Travis County with a rusty chainsaw.

      • Swiss Servator

        The governor should pardon him, and then take a selfie flipping off the Travis County DA.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Punishing the innocent and rewarding the guilty isn’t what being a prosecutor’s about or shouldn’t be anyway.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, prosecutors should be beating down the multitudes and scoffing at the wise.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        What you did there was seen,
        /Farewell

  25. The Late P Brooks

    These are not the first people we’ve fucked over in one of foreign adventures. With that track record, you have to be a fool to help us.

    “We’re back, baby!” says President Biden.

    • juris imprudent

      The irony of Trump being more honest with the Kurds than any other president.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Lance Trebesch, CEO of Eventgroove, said diversity seems like it’s actually gotten slightly better since he moved to Bozeman 17 years ago from the Bay Area, but he believes the city and state still have a long way to go. Hopefully, the growing tech community, coupled with an emerging remote workforce, should help.

    “We must lead the unenlightened to their salvation, kicking and screaming, if need be. We’ll fix this place, but good!”

  27. juris imprudent

    The photo caption on the divorce story: Chanelle Lewis allegedly killed her husband, Christopher Lewis, after arguing over food and a divorce in Wanette, Oklahoma. I will say, that is a woman I would not have argued with about food.

  28. Q Continuum

    “In a country like Cuba where the government has significant control over many aspects of life, including industries, wages, imports and prices of goods, it’s all intertwined. Independent journalist Yoani Sánchez tweeted, “We were so hungry, we ate our fear.”

    Surprisingly honest from a propaganda rag like NBC. I wonder what their angle is?

    • juris imprudent

      I wonder what their angle is?

      Cuba was not real communism.

  29. Drake

    A lady my wife talks to at her gym is an HR Director and complete vaccine NAZI. She plans to make vaccines mandatory in her company as soon as the FDA completely approves it.
    I had 2 thoughts:

    1. If the FDA approves that shit for normal use, they are completely corrupt.

    2. No. Fire me. See you in court.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I wouldn’t be talking to her for very long. And I think she might not want to talk to me after I expressed my thoughts about her.

      • Drake

        Know your enemy.

  30. Rebel Scum

    Fire everyone involved.

    In the Francis Howell School District about 35 miles west of St. Louis, Missouri, teachers met in September 2020 to determine the curriculum the students would follow for the coming year. Advising them was equity consultant LaGarrett J. King, an associate professor of social studies education at the University of Missouri.

    In addition to discussing the curriculum, King tried to impress on the teachers the importance of teaching history the “right way.”

    “This is not a safe space,” but rather a ‘racialized space,’” King said. “In many ways, a safe space is a space where white people tell us how not racist they are. And this is not that space.”

    A video of the curriculum planning session surfaced on Rumble and was submitted by “wokeatfhsd,” who offered this description of the video.

    Watch supporters of the proposed Black History course in the Francis Howell School District (in St Charles County, MO) present their sanitized sales pitches in public. Then go behind the scenes to see how Dr. King, their consultant (paid $15K by the district), sets them up to write a Critical Theory based history curriculum and hide it from parents. Finally, there are several minutes of questions asked by teachers and counselors in the district (answered by Dr. King) as they attempt to plan how to bypass parent concerns and hide the content of the curriculum in a push for social justice. This video is clipped from the full presentation for the sake of time, but the intent and meaning of speakers’ comments has not been changed.

    • blackjack

      That’s cool, thanks.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I think that was Fontana #1, the tri bowl, great set of pools,

      • blackjack

        Looked like a cool bowl. If Fontana looks like that, we’re gonna go skate it.

    • PieInTheSky

      I expected on of those videos where a hawk comes at the end and grabs the critter

      • Sean
  31. The Late P Brooks

    If an Olympics happens and nobody watches it, did it really happen?

    Ask the losers in the “Wealth Transfer” competition.

  32. Brawndo

    Off topic, but I wanted to ask any potentially knowledgeable glibbies. I’ve been cleaning up some of the brush and branches around my property and have seen a few vine like plants wrapped around the trunks and branches of my trees. Most are around 1 inch diameter at the base but there is one I saw that was about a 6 inch diameter. Since they are so coiled around the limbs of the trees, it’s nearly impossible to fully pull them off, so I’ve just cut them at the ground level. Will that kill off the vine and eventually cause it to drop off the tree?

    • Pine_Tree

      Cut it at the ground. Cut it again about 4′ up so that suckers from the base cut don’t have the old path to climb up. Paint the stump with Tordon, or you can try Roundup concentrate but will probably have to do it a few times. Let the part up in the tree dry up and in a couple of years it will disentegrate.

      • Q Continuum

        Handle checks out.

      • Gustave Lytton

        ^^^^

        although I have some poison oak like that and the vine is still there wrapped around the fir tree 15-20 years later.

    • Festus

      That’s a question for Suthen. He lives in the land of bitey, constrictive things…

    • blackjack

      Get some big assed broad from OK and tell her the vine wants a divorce.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Hope it’s not Chinese Wisteria. Once that shit gets established it is nearly impossible to eradicate – it spreads via underground runners and will strangle every tree in the neighborhood. Ask me how I know.

    • waffles

      Wild grape vines? Pretty common in my neck of the woods (eastern PA). Yes they will choke and kill a tree but it takes them years to do it. You can’t really pull them out of the tree. You can chop them at the root and wait for them to dry out. They are tenacious and can regrow from a solid chopping. good luck!

      • Drake

        I fight that battle every spring and fall.

        The dried up stuff will fall off eventually. I’ve seen midsized tulip trees pulled over by vines.

    • Rat on a train

      I’ve had a long running battle with Kudzu. It was bad when I moved in reaching up to the canopy of some trees. I now go out early spring and late fall, cutting what I find to ground level. The trees canopy has recovered.

  33. Festus

    Overshared yesterday. I usually like to keep it light-hearted on this forum. Ramen it is this morning.

    • blackjack

      No such thing, man. Take it from me.

  34. Not Adahn

    On the way to the dog park, I drive past the Saratoga Automobile Museum. Not surprisingly, the parking lot is often used for car shows. The other day, it must have been the Tesla Club having one. It was odd to see, since all the cars looked alike. More like a dealership lot than a car show.

    • Festus

      Did you stop and sniff some farts?

      • Not Adahn

        Heck no. Lily wants to go to the park NAO!

      • Tulip

        Good to see she’s got you trained. Babs used to jump up and lick my ear at every stop sign on the way to the dog park.

    • blackjack

      Look, mine has electric door handles!

      • Rat on a train

        Wow, yours is a different color!

      • UnCivilServant

        I got sick of waiting for the coal power to trickle in, so I converted mine to run on gasoline.

      • Rat on a train

        I wish I had enough money.

  35. Rebel Scum

    I am taking much pleasure in watching the decline of the Woke Football League.

    The NFL just informed clubs that if a game cannot be rescheduled during the 18-week season in 2021 due to a COVID outbreak among unvaccinated players, the team with the outbreak will FORFEIT and be credited with a loss for playoff seeding, per sources.

    Massive implications.

    • Nephilium

      Reading the memo, the telling part is that the only time there’s a forfeit is if there’s a breakout among unvaccinated players. If the outbreak is among vaccinated players, the league will reschedule the game and not penalize the club.

      Looks like some sports elites are going to be faking some ‘vid vaccines.

  36. Q Continuum

    Boy am I ever getting sick of this “SUM NOTZEE DUN RUNNED OVER PEESFULL PROTESTURZ 4 NO REEZUN!!!11!!” bullshit.

    Florida passed a law recently granting immunity to motorists that hit protestors in the street if they’re blocking traffic.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/florida-s-new-anti-riot-bill-protects-drivers-who-plow-into-crowds-of-protesters/ar-BB1fR58B

    Lefty shithead propagandists of course frame this as “Rethuglikkkan Trumpista governor wants peaceful protestors to DIE!!!!” but fuck every last one of them. Stay out of the fucking street you subhumans.

    • Not Adahn

      Dude, it was a Bayerische Motoren Werker , how much more Nazi could it be?

      • R C Dean

        A VW?

    • Rebel Scum

      “Peaceful protesters” should stay out of the road/right-of-way if they are not permitted to be there.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “I want a divorce.”

    “No. It’s ’til death do us part.”

  38. Count Potato

    “Colorado health authorities are investigating a possible outbreak of the plague after a 10-year-old died from the ancient disease earlier this month for the first time since 2015.

    The plague, a disease caused by bacteria most often spread by fleas, has been confirmed in six different counties, according to lab results from the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9817609/Girl-10-dies-plague-cases-confirmed-six-Colorado-counties.html

    “A ‘superbug’ fungus that is resistant to common drugs has been found in two hospitals and a nursing home, health officials have revealed.

    The fungus was identified at a nursing home in Washington, DC and two hospitals in Dallas, Texas, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

    The two outbreaks included about 120 patients in total.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9815437/Superbug-fungus-spread-two-cities-health-officials-say.html

    Apparently, other pathogens are sick of the the virus getting all the attention.

    • Ted S.

      So the kid died in both 2015 and now?

    • Q Continuum

      Black Plague: Don’t Call it a Comeback.

  39. Count Potato

    “A sex toy will thrust its way into space this summer as a Japanese adult firm sets out to find out how the device performs during spaceflight and in zero gravity.

    The space shot is a collaboration between male masturbation aid designer Tenga and civilian spaceflight company Interstellar Technologies Inc.

    The ‘Tenga Rocket’ will lift off from the Hokkaido Spaceport in north Japan within the next month, depending on weather conditions, and reach an altitude of 62 miles up.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9817653/Space-Japanese-firm-launch-sex-toy-orbit-summer-research-purposes.html

    “Single Japanese man, 51, almost masturbates himself to death after suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

    I blame anime.

    • Q Continuum

      “It comes after a 22-year-old student in Taiwan died from a stroke while having sex with his girlfriend in 2017.”

      Damn that girl must be good.

    • Rat on a train

      Such a product, they speculated, would likely need to be equipped with a vacuum facility that can remove lubricant and ejaculate from the device in order to prevent them from floating around in the microgravity environment.

    • Lord Humungus

      >> suffering a stroke moments after he ejaculated”

      (almost) died doing what he loved.

      • Plinker762

        Live by the stroke, die by the stroke.

      • blackjack

        Pretty much!

      • Rat on a train

        He didn’t see that coming.

      • Sensei

        Or going in Japanese.

        One doesn’t come, but instead goes with the idea that one goes to another more heavenly world.

      • Rat on a train

        He was coming and going?

  40. Q Continuum

    I love how the MT article frames it solely as “Kali refugees are driving up home prices!” I’m sure that’s one small piece, but most residents just don’t want shitty smug socialists swarming like locusts. It’s been a while since CO got Kalifornicated and I still see “Colorado Native” and “No Vacancy” bumper stickers all over the place.

    • PieInTheSky

      But the good people of kali are on the right side of history and that is all that matters

      • UnCivilServant

        Strangling travellers on the roadside?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda.

        Or that I’d want to settle down in a city that isn’t exactly known for its thriving public sector, urban design choices, or regional stature.

        Thriving public sector?

        Issues aren’t politicized in the nonprofit sector in Cleveland. Politics are nonprofitized. This region loves to take an issue that’s clearly in the realm of the public sector, an obvious responsibility of government agencies, and turn it into a cause. But sadly, because everyone is vying for the same pots of money, the nonprofits I encountered seemed scared to do anything monumental, for fear of irritating The Donors.

        Dumb donors won’t just give money and let us smart people do smart things.

      • Rat on a train

        Hannah Lebovits is an incoming assistant professor at the University of Texas-Arlington. Originally from Pittsburgh, Lebovits studied urban planning and public affairs at Cleveland State University.

        Of course she believes the city can only be saved by government experts.

      • Q Continuum

        Alternate headline: “Stupid self-absorbed moron shocked when locals don’t fall to their knees and kiss her feet simply for existing.”

      • slumbrew

        I instantly hate the person who wrote that.

  41. Rebel Scum

    Apparently religious freedom is no longer a Virginia value, which is terribly ironic.

    That “rather than protect values, the [VVA] forces people of faith to adopt a particular government ideology under threat of punishment. [The VVA] purports to forbid businesses and organizations from discriminating on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity, but in practice it tramples on the free exercise and free speech rights of religious ministries like Plaintiffs.

    “The [VVA] went into effect July 1, 2020, and now threatens the biblical foundations that plaintiffs were established upon because the act lacks any effective religious exemptions for these ministries. A day before signing [the VVA], the Governor [Ralph Northam] signed HB 1429, which requires the ministries and other employers that provide health insurance to cover medical treatment that promotes a certain ideology about gender and sexuality.

    “Specifically, it mandates that if the ministries wish to offer health insurance to their employees, they must cover sex reassignment and ‘gender affirming’ medical procedures — actions that violate their religious convictions.” …

    The VVA “puts the Ministries in an impossible position: They must either abandon the religious convictions they were founded upon, or be ready to face investigations, an onerous administrative process, fines up to $100,000 for each violation, unlimited compensatory and punitive damages and attorney-fee awards, and court orders forcing them to engage in actions that would violate their consciences …

    “Even merely posting their religious beliefs on their own websites could subject the ministries to prosecution and exorbitant fines. These penalties could easily exceed a million dollars, ruin the ministries financially, and make continuing their Christian missions impossible.”

    • juris imprudent

      It would almost be worth it to proclaim oneself a Muslim just to protest these laws vigorously and fuck with the little minds behind them.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Northam just keeps getting better and better,

      I really don’t like that shithead.

  42. Count Potato

    “Israeli company is set to become first in the world to launch clinical trials of an ORAL COVID-19 vaccine

    The oral vaccine targets three proteins on the virus rather then the single spike protein that the Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna vaccines target

    Researchers say it is faster, cheaper and easier to manufacture than injectable and can be distributed to poorer countries”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9815309/Israeli-company-set-launch-clinical-trials-ORAL-Covid-vaccine.html

    • blackjack

      They’re gonna sneak it into the water and it’ll make all the frogs gay.

    • Not Adahn

      I totally see North Africa going with one of (((their))) vaccines.

  43. Festus

    I’m sorta drunk but I believe that I am wearing the most comfortable cargo shorts EVER! Sans-a-belt even. Thanks Judi and thank you Costco! 32 that works for 32. Shorts that fit. Inconceivable!

    • Q Continuum

      The first shorts that can keep your enormous cock under control eh?

      • Festus

        Well, there is that.

  44. Count Potato

    “Joe Biden has been accused of acting like ‘a Cuban dictator’ in a letter signed by 190 House Republicans, after his administration moved to force tech companies to clamp down on coronavirus misinformation.

    A letter to the president was written on Thursday by Cathy McMorris Rodgers, the top Republican on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, and the three top Republicans in the House – Leader Kevin McCarthy, Whip Steve Scalise and Republican Conference Chair Elise Stefanik.

    ‘The federal government’s ongoing efforts to pressure private companies to censor speech that it disagrees with is alarming and an affront to the First Amendment,’ they wrote, in a letter obtained by Fox News.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9817185/House-Republicans-tell-Biden-hes-like-Cuban-dictator-social-media-censorship-campaign.html

    There is no way Biden could give two hour speeches like Castro.

    • Rebel Scum

      I watched something on Castro recently. I never knew he was such a charmer. Of course, that was a facade.

      • Q Continuum

        He believed fucking teenage girls would keep him young. He had a full time crew of lackeys out combing the streets for nubile nymphets. It was said he had to have one after lunch and one before bed everyday.

        Though I wouldn’t exactly say he charmed them; probably more like “you’ll fuck me if you want your family to stay out of prison”.

      • juris imprudent

        He probably did offer them a decent meal – that’s pretty charming to someone kept hungry.

      • Rebel Scum

        What I watched was some old doc about him and the revolution and periods after. The film crew did not exactly ask tough questions.

      • Festus

        The CBC?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        His son seems to be charming enough, at least to Canadians.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    I love how the MT article frames it solely as “Kali refugees are driving up home prices!”

    No kidding. The home prices are just the beginning. They get here and immediately start moaning, “Why don’t they do [insert thing ubiquitous in California]?”

    And, since property taxes are about a tenth of what they were paying in California, what do they care if the only double for everybody else?

  46. The Other Kevin

    I remember Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips. I also remember today’s song, still a favorite of mine.

    • waffles

      Nice. I have to wonder about the American Dream Mall that went up in the meadowlands. I’m sure they have plenty of time but boy oh boy was their timing terrible. They have an amusement park with some sweet coasters too.

      • Sensei

        That thing is a disaster. Still love when through one of its many incarnations it was called Xanadu.

        I haven’t looked at the financing recently, but I think it has a bunch of state and/or federal guarantees on lots of the debt.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Might be the only infrastructure project that took longer than the Big Dig to finish. Still haven’t figured out exactly how to get there – the access roads appear to have been designed by the little kid in “The Family Circle”.

      • waffles

        I ogled it at a distance this spring from the brand new Vince Lombardi Service Plaza. Rumor has it there’s even an Abu Dhabi style ski hill inside it.

      • Ghostpatzer

        brand new Vince Lombardi Service Plaza

        Once upon a time, not so long ago, the locus of a commuter parking lot from whence I boarded a NJ Transit bus on my way to the glorious Big Apple. Haven’t seen the new improved facility, nor am I likely to.

      • Sensei

        The last thing I want to do is get anywhere near the Meadowlands.

        Let’s see – football game, weekend summer traffic coming from NYC. Hey let’s go to the mall! Should only take us an hour or so to go three miles.

      • Ghostpatzer

        I know this is too local…

        About 25 years ago the wife and I went to a concert featuring the Three Tenors. Living in Queens at the time, left in plenty of time to get there…

        3 1/2 hours later we arrived just after intermission.

    • Nephilium

      One of the shopping centers in the wealthier suburbs went to the bank last year here in Cleveland, and there’s rumblings about several of the other malls. I mean, Amazon can only buy so many malls to tear down for distribution centers (so far, that’s been the fate of two of them here).

      • Festus

        Same here. The big mall can’t land a fish. Five times so far tried and failed and now one of the grocery chains is trying it on. Of course they are moving from the inner city so the usual assholes are howling about “food deserts” and such whatnot.

      • Rat on a train

        The local mall is adding housing. The old Sears will be replaced with stores on the main level and residential above in hopes of having local clients.

      • zwak

        That’s evolution in action.

      • Nephilium

        It’s the new trend in the shopping areas here. First floor is shopping, second floor and up are condos and office space. Of course, they sell the condos at over $200k, far out in the suburbs.

      • waffles

        Ever since Dawn of the Dead (1978) I’ve wanted to live in a mall. But only a mall with a gun shop.

      • rhywun

        Chopping Mall for me.

      • Rat on a train

        You can play spot the celebrity look alike.

  47. Rebel Scum

    Perhaps you should just respectfully represent your country while engaging in sportsmanship and fair competition.

    In a five-page letter to the International Olympic Committee (IOC), more than 150 athletes, academics and social justice advocates urged reform of Rule 50 in the Olympic Charter and a similar rule governing the Paralympics, which has long banned political protest on Olympic sites.

    They have joined Lakers star LeBron James who used his media company to blast the ban, accusing the IOC of “silencing athletes” as Breitbart News reported.

    Former U.S. sprinters Tommie Smith and John Carlos (pictured top), who were expelled from the Olympic Stadium in 1968 after raising their fists on the podium, are included amongst the signatories.

    • Q Continuum

      All I’m saying, is that I wouldn’t necessarily be upset if LeBron suffered a stroke that reduced his brain function to the level of a 4 year old.

      • blackjack

        You mean increased, right?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        are you sure that wouldn’t be an improvement?

    • Raven Nation

      This from the guy who led the outcry against an assistant nba coach who publicly supported the Hong Kong protestors.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t think there’s any doubt where that douchenozzle would land on the issue of gulags.

      • Festus

        I’d like to punch him square in the nose but with a thirty second head start afterward.

    • Rat on a train

      Has flopping been added to the Olympics.

    • Q Continuum

      A few of those models actually have T&A, unlike most runway models that are bags of antlers.

      • PieInTheSky

        Actually what I noticed in half a year of putting bikini videos in the links is that swimsuit models are much shapely in the right places than usual runway supermodels.

      • UnCivilServant

        Runway models are clotheshangers, you’re not supposed to be looking at them. It’s not their job.

    • PieInTheSky

      Bonus

  48. The Late P Brooks

    I have no idea which “model” it is, but there is a particular style of Tesla which, every time I see one from the front, looks like some sort of crappy VW-based ’70s kit car. Very impressive, Tesla design staff.

    • blackjack

      HEY! My car was designed by the guy who designs those Tesla go karts!

    • Festus

      Maybe he just doesn’t care.

  49. Rebel Scum

    Libertarian moment?

    The Czech Parliament approved Wednesday a constitutional amendment recognizing the right to use arms in self-defense and to protect others, bucking the trend of stricter gun regulation in the European Union, CT24 television reported.

    The upper house ratified the new article of the constitution, which had already passed the lower house.

    The amendment states that “the right to defend one’s life or the life of others, even with the use of weapons, is guaranteed.”

    “Disarming citizens does not bring more safety, because criminals get their weapons illegally,” Martin Cervicek of the center-right Civic Democratic Party said before the vote.

    Cervicek, a critic of tighter gun laws across the EU, rejected the assertion that the amendment is merely symbolic, calling it possible “insurance for the future.”

    Should be written more in the vein of our 2A but I guess this is a step in the right direction.

    • Q Continuum

      I become more convinced everyday that post-Soviet Eastern Europe is the place to be. The horrors of socialism are still fresh in everyone’s mind.

      Pie may disagree.

      • PieInTheSky

        Pie may disagree. – I certainly do.

        The horrors of socialism are still fresh in everyone’s mind. – not as much as would be ideal

      • juris imprudent

        There are people that pine for Stalin in Russia, so don’t assume that everyone views those days as horrible. Sure, our kind, would treat it that way, but that ain’t everyone.

  50. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just got a settlement check from the Walmart Class action suit, I’m rich! it’s a check for 37 cents, I love America….

    • The Other Kevin

      Add that to the 0.16 you saved on your summer BBQ, and you’ve got enough for a pint of gas. We live in such prosperous times!

    • Festus

      Hah! I got a check from the Federal Government for 97 cents. I meant to get it framed but it was lost in the great flood.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    I become more convinced everyday that post-Soviet Eastern Europe is the place to be. The horrors of socialism are still fresh in everyone’s mind.

    Moving to Siberia might be an option.

    • juris imprudent

      I can imagine it being an interesting, and probably beautiful, place to visit… but living there?

      • Pope Jimbo

        *Turns Minnesodan eyes on Siberian weather reports*

        *nods*

        Yup, wouldn’t want to live there. Summers would be too hot.

      • Festus

        The interwebs tell me that all Russian girls are beautiful and I should sponsor one of them for Citizenship today! Lot’s of Asian sites say the same. Who are you to question the algorithm? Those chicks want me!

  52. PieInTheSky

    Excerpts from George Junne’s The Black Eunuchs of the Ottoman Empire: 1) In most Muslim societies, slavery was clearly associated with African origin, or more plainly with darkness of skin. 2) Almost all Africans in Ottoman & other Muslim societies were slaves. 3) Africans were stereotyped as vicious, dishonest, ugly, bad smelling, good dancers, monsters, having unbridled sexuality, meant only to be servants. 4) Physician Ibn Butlan wrote in 8th century that the blacker the women were, the uglier they looked, & the sharper their teeth were.

    https://twitter.com/gypsy_heart6/status/1161611218781708290

    This is just trying to excuse the sins of America

    • Festus

      It’s really cool to have an outsider’s perspective on NA politics, Pie. I must say that most of what you featured in that food article did not pass muster. I’d eat the hell out of that Reuben thing, though.

      • PieInTheSky

        you need to taste the mici

  53. Count Potato

    “Hardcore porn is now embedded on the pages of the Huffington Post, New York magazine, The Washington Post, and a host of other websites.

    This is because a porn site called 5 Star Porn HD bought the domain for Vidme, a now defunct video hosting service.”

    https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1418317613843763208

    • PieInTheSky

      What self respected porn company would want to be associated with Huffington Post or The Washington Post?

      • Ghostpatzer

        ^^^Winner

      • Festus

        No topping that. Hang up the spurs, people.

      • Sensei

        Well from the article it is gay porn…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Feminist sociologist working on gender & urban marginality in South Asia. Tweet about politics/academia mostly. Preferred pronouns: she/her.

      In other words, yet another commie Indian that didn’t learn anything from the Sovietization of the Indian bureaucracy.

    • PieInTheSky

      In Pakistan maybe

  54. Lord Humungus

    Yesterday I watched this war-time era documentary on the Willow Run plant that made B-24 Liberators.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zukteYbGQ

    Holy shit is all I gotta say. They did this without computer systems and churned out one bomber every 58 minutes. Each bomber made out of 1.2M parts.

    Bonus at 27:01 – “Note the midget” who had to get in between the wings and bolt them together.

    • Lord Humungus

      and some other points I forgot to add: – the last company I worked for had many, many problems painting and doing very minor assembly on heavy truck parts. I can’t imagine them even trying to do something this complex.

      Also these days I can’t imagine any company ramping up production this fast; instead it would be years of environmental studies, HR overload, multi-million complex IT systems (that may or may not help with production), etc

      • Sensei

        True enough.

        Although, OTH, I’m OK they can’t dump all the waste solvents and the like in the river that conveniently runs behind the factory.

      • Lord Humungus

        C’mon – the solvent adds an extra special something to the water.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If we needed the weapons for war, I’m sure the EPA inspectors would be the first people put up against a wall.

        My Silver Lining optimism thinks that as bad as the military seems to be getting, once real shooting begins the real war time leaders would come to the front and get things whipped back into shape.

        Piles of dead bodies tends to focus one’s attention on the important things.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    I thought we weren’t allowed to promulgate health misinformation

    Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey issued an impassioned plea for residents of her state to get vaccinated against Covid-19, arguing it was “time to start blaming the unvaccinated folks” for the disease’s continued spread.

    “I want folks to get vaccinated. That’s the cure. That prevents everything,” Ivey, a Republican, told reporters in Birmingham, Ala., on Thursday.

    ——-

    Meanwhile, the White House has hardened its rhetoric toward social media companies such as Facebook and conservative media including Fox News, urging them to stop the proliferation of misinformation about the vaccine.

    I’m sure the fact checkers from the Ministry of Truth will be along any minute now to muzzle her.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fox has been pimping the vaccines as of late. I’m sure it has nothing to do with their pharma ads.

    • PieInTheSky

      I dunno… for the young and hot they do more.

      Keep in mind the standard in Amsterdam is 15 minutes from when you go in to when you go out. If you aint done by minute 12 it’s pay more or get out.

      • PieInTheSky

        With small breaks 3 an hour for 8 hours is 24.

      • Not Adahn

        I seem to remember the hookers of Honolulu having an extraordinary throughput during WWII — putting Johns in different rooms so the one they finished with could get dressed and be replaced by a new one while they serviced the guy in the next room.

      • Not Adahn

        Maggie McNeill has an article claiming that they could make $30k/year… at $3/client.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *does some math*

        Comes (?) out to 33ish clients per day assuming 300 working days.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ew….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ew….

    • kinnath

      Just window shopping . . . .

  56. Pope Jimbo

    Lauren Craigie and her boyfriend, who moved to Bozeman in April 2020 and both work in tech, don’t say they moved from California when people ask. They mention the states where they grew up — Connecticut and Ohio respectively — and they changed their licenses right away. “Part of me is annoyed that [locals] even care. Why are they special for just being born here? Because I’ve lived in so many different places, I don’t feel like a Californian. That was just part of my life,” Craigie said. “I think I’m still navigating the best way to handle that conversation.”

    The locals care because they live in a nice place. They are special because they understand how to live in a way that makes the place nice.

    How much do you want to bet that the Californian immigrants are already lecturing the Montanans about the inappropriateness of sheep fucking? LEARN TO FIT IN (Woolite as a lube is my suggestion)

    • blackjack

      You’re just trying to pull the wool over their thighs.

  57. grrizzly

    I tuned in to NBC to watch the Olympics Opening Ceremony and immediately turned off the TV: repugnant, all athletes were wearing masks.

  58. Q Continuum

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/my-huge-boobs-ruined-life-24594897

    “things got really bad for Anastasiya when she claimed she almost got stabbed with a knife by bullies tormenting her chest size”

    Yeah…. no that definitely didn’t happen. What really happened: guys harassed her because they wanted to get laid and girls made fun of her because they were jealous. Not exactly abusive and/or traumatizing.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I was told that Big boobs were used as weapons, and it’s true!

    • Lord Humungus

      Don’t get me wrong – I like boobs. But they’re not a deal breaker for me.

      I had a very attractive GF in college who must have been an A-cup. Perky even without a bra. The rest of her was, ahem, magnificent; especially in the hips and butt, which is my weakness.

    • Pope Jimbo

      How many times did the bullies punch her in the face to cause her lips to permanently swell up like that? It must be hard going through life being disfigured like that.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      She was so traumatized she swore to live her life dressing in a dignified and modest manner.

      I could do without the overinflated lips though. Looks like a wasp stung her lips.

    • R C Dean

      She’s had a lot of work done on her face, at least.

  59. PieInTheSky

    The true face of the Gardaí is

    Taxi drivers, van drivers are terrified of transporting a placard for a protest against the Gardaí – in case they get targetted.

    Ireland is broken.

    The Gardaí are out of control animals.

    https://twitter.com/HousemaidFear/status/1418197187713028106

    Defund the Gardaí ? Nothing in the news about this just this oine weird account

    • Pope Jimbo

      WTF are you yammering about? It is great news that Giardia is broken.

      Wait. Ooops my bad.

  60. Lord Humungus

    Back in another lifetime, EF used to teach ballroom dancing via a local Arthur Murray studio.

    Flash forward 25+ years. I bought a still sealed “How to Disco” double album, with booklet. She takes a look at the step-by-step guide and, to my eyes, flawlessly replicates the dance moves.

    Amazing how the brain works, especially through repetition.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Former ballroom dancer here.

      Haven’t done it in years, but some of it is absolutely etched into my brain.

    • Festus

      Refugee from “Disco Dance” class in high school. Triggered!

    • blackjack

      Pretty sure that’s what happened to me with skateboarding, after 40 years. BTW, STOP disco. And take 4-way.

    • Akira

      Same here, dude. I got hardcore into yo-yos in 4th grade – I found one the other day in a box of old junk (amazing that I kept that one through 3 moves).

      The last time I played with that thing was probably 2000 at the latest, but I still pulled of some of my favorite tricks flawlessly.

      On the other hand… I did a bunch of math classes on Khan Academy to quash my lifelong aversion to numbers. I was really proud of mastering all these advanced math skills, but I got busy with other things and didn’t log in for a month or so. I forgot nearly everything. Fucking bullshit.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    Keep in mind the standard in Amsterdam is 15 minutes from when you go in to when you go out. If you aint done by minute 12 it’s pay more or get out.

    Union hookers? Eeeeeew.

    • PieInTheSky

      Union hookers – yes. Standard fare was 50 Euros back in the day

    • Pope Jimbo

      The problem with union hookers is customers don’t pick the gals themselves. Nope, jobs are given out by seniority.

      • PieInTheSky

        You do pick at the windows.

      • Pope Jimbo

        On the other hand, do you really want to buck the union and go with a scab hooker?

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean how much clingfilm do you have on you?

      • Festus

        “Scab Hooker” is not a great selling point.

      • Festus

        I’ve never been that lonely or desperate.

      • PieInTheSky

        drunk neither?

    • UnCivilServant

      Sounds like a take written by someone who understands neither mormons nor america.

      • Q Continuum

        Writing about a topic the author knows absolutely nothing about… so a typical journalist?

  62. db

    Interesting how the linked NBC coverage of the Cuban protests features photos from pro-government demonstrations.

  63. PieInTheSky

    Question: Giannis of the Bucks (I aint trying to spell last name) went viral at chick file and ordered a drink half sprite half lemonade. Is that an American thing? Or a Giannis thing? I did not knw you could mix drinks at fast food joints. But if they all cost the same why not I suppose.

    • PieInTheSky

      Also

    • straffinrun

      Sprite is definitely a black thing in the US. At least it used to be. Half sprite and half lemonade sound like an Arnie Palmer getting car jacked.

  64. Ghostpatzer

    Highlight of an otherwise quiet vacation at the Jersey Shore. I think this kid’s got a future.

    Future Toxic Masculinity?

  65. The Late P Brooks

    You’re not gonna believe this

    The current COVID-19 surge in the U.S. — fueled by the highly contagious delta variant — will steadily accelerate through the summer and fall, peaking in mid-October, with daily deaths more than triple what they are now.

    That’s according to new projections released Wednesday from the COVID-19 Scenario Modeling Hub, a consortium of researchers working in consultation with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to help the agency track the course of the pandemic.

    ——-

    The group’s latest projections combine ten different mathematical models from various academic teams to create an “ensemble” projection. It offers four scenarios for its projections — varying based on what percent of the population gets vaccinated and how quickly the delta variant spreads.

    In the most likely scenario, Lessler says, the U.S. reaches only 70% vaccination among eligible Americans, and the delta variant is 60% more transmissible.

    In that scenario, at the peak in mid-October, there would be around 60,000 cases and around 850 deaths each day, Lessler says.

    Each scenario also includes a range of how bad things could get — the very worst end of the range for the most likely scenario shows about 240,0000 people getting infected and 4,000 people dying each day at the October peak, which would be almost as bad as last winter.

    Lessler notes there’s a lot of uncertainty in these projections, and how things actually plays out depends on lots of factors, including whether the vaccination campaign picks up steam, and whether other mitigation measures are put back into place.

    We just have to scare the bejeezis out of the rubes until they beg us to lock them in their basements.

    It’s the only way to be sure our power over them is unbreakable.

    • Lord Humungus

      I’ll wager that there will be a spike, but the number of people it will kill will be a lot lower than their estimation.

      Why? Herd immunity, which we are approaching even at the behest of government intervention. Also the number of low-hanging fruit (age and health issues) has dried up.

    • Q Continuum

      Battlespace preparation to claim that Kung Flu always peaks in October, right before election day. Since it’s an off year, they can perfect their cheating techniques running up to 2022.

      • Rebel Scum

        Don’t know about elsewhere but we have state elections this year. Virginia Dems will likely use convid to their benefit (again…).

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why do journalos not start laughing at anyone who says “we have a model”?

      I remember when King Walz’s model said that the best case scenario with a full lockdown was 50K dead Minnesodans. Without a lockdown it would be 70K. (Narrator: Current official death tally is 7K).

      Last winter we were clocking 5K+ cases/day, now I’m seeing breathless headlines about our surge to 300+ cases (of deadly Delta variety)/day. No one in real life seems to be concerned about the Delta Rona at all.

      • Akira

        Why do journalos not start laughing at anyone who says “we have a model”?

        Models have become something that the Science™ establishment trots out to scare people away from questioning it. They involve math and stuff; nobody wants to deal with math. It’s easier to just assume that the science man on TV said so and it must be true because he said the word “model”.

        Also, if you get to design the model, it shouldn’t be surprising that you can get the result you want.

    • Rebel Scum

      there would be around 60,000 cases

      Meaningless statistic is meaningless.

      The only “cases” I want to hear about are cases of beer.

      • PieInTheSky

        cases of beer – Mango Chili Double IPA extra Hazy?

    • R C Dean

      You’re right. I’m not gonna believe that.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    ordered a drink half sprite half lemonade. Is that an American thing? Or a Giannis thing? I did not knw you could mix drinks at fast food joints. But if they all cost the same why not I suppose.

    I have been known to go with 1/4 orange soda and 3/4 lemonade.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    The problem with union hookers is customers don’t pick the gals themselves. Nope, jobs are given out by seniority.

    *shrinkage*

    Never mind.

  68. straffinrun

    Cleveland Guardians. Now even your baseball teams sounds like a nanny state.

    • Ghostpatzer

      I will be disappointed if their mascot is not a rabid raccoon.

    • Q Continuum

      They should have claimed they were dot Indians instead of feather.

    • Sensei

      I want to know who Tokyo Yakult is and what he swallows.

    • rhywun

      Good grief. That’s the best they could come up with?

      • straffinrun

        I was hoping for the Aunt Jemima’s.

      • Tres Cool

        You just never hear about Uncle Jemima.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s not for real, is it?

      • Nephilium

        Unfortunately… it is.

        Well, looks like tonight’s going to be the last MLB game I go to.

      • Tundra

        I’m like 16 months into a complete pro sports abstinence.

        I don’t miss them at all. No more of my money for these freaks.

      • Nephilium

        Friend of mine asked if we wanted to join them. We’re in the “party lounge” area, $15 standing room only tickets per person, with a $5 concession credit. So relatively cheap tickets, and get to hang out with some friends.

        If they announce the new Guardians name at the game, I’ll try to get a video of the fan reaction.

  69. The Other Kevin

    I know some of you make your own bacon. I just cooked my first batch yesterday. I do need to hook up with my buddy who has an industrial slicer, because cutting it thin enough was difficult. But the flavor and texture were good, other than it being very salty. Is it always really salty, or did I do something wrong?

    • Lord Humungus

      >>really salty,

      that’s what she said.

      • Q Continuum

        Drink more pineapple juice.

      • Festus

        Eat more asparagus.

      • Tres Cool

        Cantaloupe works too.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Beer

    • Ownbestenemy

      What method/recipe did you use? Wet cure? Dry cure? Spuds method works well and I found a couple of others that give some excellent flavor profiles. However, the last one I did was too salty also.

      • The Other Kevin

        I Googled and found two similar recipes. So I used this:

        1/3 C salt
        3 T pepper
        2 t curing salt
        1/3 C brown sugar

        Rub on pork belly, put in fridge for 7 days, rinse, smoke to 150.

        It really was pretty easy and I’d definitely do it again.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I recommend moving your measurements to grams and get a kitchen scale. Then you can calculate your cure based on the weight of the meat you are doing more accurately and might be able to cut down that saltiness.

  70. The Late P Brooks

    Why? Herd immunity, which we are approaching even at the behest of government intervention. Also the number of low-hanging fruit (age and health issues) has dried up.

    I doubt the revised models even take the winnowing out of the most vulnerable into account.

  71. The Late P Brooks

    Battlespace preparation to claim that Kung Flu always peaks in October, right before election day. Since it’s an off year, they can perfect their cheating techniques running up to 2022.

    “Stay home. Be safe. Text your vote to #Biden’smyPrez now!”

    • Festus

      Even better – every Dem gets to cast a positive and negative vote that would cancel out those icky Republicans. I’m joshing but it doesn’t seem that far-fetched.

      • Lord Humungus

        Only fair to block the most racist party ever. Says so right there in the Constitution 2.0

  72. The Late P Brooks

    Why do journalos not start laughing at anyone who says “we have a model”?

    Because they’re credulous simpering buttlickers.

    What did I win?

    • Lord Humungus

      A free Glibertarians membership card? Perfect to flash at the FBI.

      • Festus

        Hopefully with fuck finger held high.

    • blackjack

      My model says, she eats three M&M’s for lunch and four for dinner.

  73. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Taibbi has a good article up on the student loan industry. It’s paywalled, but if you’re not already subscribed, he does have some good stuff.

    • Lord Humungus

      Last year, driving home from work, I got to see the Oscar Mayer mobile drive by. No time to take a photo though.

      That was one big wiener /STEVE SMITH JOKE

    • Ghostpatzer

      The Tenga Rocket!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Our current timeline is melding with Spaceballs and Dumb and Dumber it seems.

  74. The Late P Brooks

    Whycome them no parrot our narrative?

    As record heat waves hit western North America and deadly floods swept Germany, the growing risks associated with climate change have grabbed headlines, and prompted widespread discussions in the West.

    Scientists have been warning for years that the climate crisis would amplify extreme weather, making it deadlier and more frequent — and the latest catastrophes are seen as a timely reminder the threat could hit much closer to home than some might think.

    But this week, with much of China’s central Henan province devastated by record rains, there was little reference to the broader climate crisis among Chinese officials, scientists or state media.

    Stupid Chinamen. Do they think weather just goes in cycles, independent of hairless ape?

    We’re The Most Important Thing.

    • Lord Humungus

      >> and prompted widespread discussions in the West.

      by who? (or is that whom?)

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s a mystery, along with climate change just grabbing headlines on its own. Nothing to do with journolists putting climate change in every story. Local rag couldn’t even run a human interest “I escaped from a forest fire!!!” story without loading it up with climate change.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t know that I would call a troo bleever circle jerk a “widespread discussion”.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s a mystery why Chinese officials are domestically blaming every little thing on climate change. Almost as if they plan to use it to extract money from the first world, hamper other countries, and generally do fuck all about “meeting” their reduced “targets” because they know the watermelon useful idiots will make up for any shortfalls because “we’re” all in this together.

    • Ghostpatzer

      What? The country building coal-fired powerplants at a breakneck pace is ignoring the “climate crisis”? Shocked, I am.

    • Ghostpatzer

      We’re The Most Important Thing.

      Obligatory

    • wdalasio

      Scientists have been warning for years that the climate crisis would amplify extreme weather, making it deadlier and more frequent

      Except most of the research hasn’t suggested an increase in “extreme weather”. Most of the research I’ve read has suggested that the only change is more people are living in place where weather has extreme consequences.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Your IP has been logged and you will no longer be allowed to post on the internet /FCC Misinformation Task Force

    • blackjack

      He wants to be president of Romania too?

    • KSuellington

      I’m just waiting for a total live breakdown where he gets so bad they have to pull out that old timey wooden hook from the side of the stage to pull him off. I have a bet with my brother that he won’t be able to last his full term due to mental or physical breakdowns. He didn’t want to up the bet the last time I talked to him about it.

    • R C Dean

      He asks the reporter “Are there people in the Republican Party who think we are sucking the blood out of kids, too?”, and she responds “I’m not sure.”?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah but at least she seemed taken back by such a comment.

  75. The Late P Brooks

    Zhengzhou’s weather station called it a “once in a thousand years” downpour. Henan’s water resources department went a step further, claiming rain levels recorded at some stations could only be seen “once every 5,000 years.”

    But on Thursday, state-run newspaper the Global Times said Ren Guoyu, a chief expert at China’s National Climate Center, “dismissed the connection between heavy rain in Zhengzhou and global climate change.” Instead, he attributed the flooding to “abnormal planetary scale atmospheric circulation,” the report said.

    Liu Junyan, climate and energy project leader for Greenpeace East Asia, said without the impact of climate change, “it is very difficult to imagine such extreme rainfall would occur in an inland city like Zhengzhou.”

    But she said it is rare for Chinese weather and climate authorities to acknowledge a potential climate change connection in the aftermath of extreme occurrences, because such analysis requires more research and data. “Out of caution, they basically avoid talking about it,” she said. Such associations are also seldom reported by state media, she added.

    That stands in stark contrast to how climate scientists and the media have responded in the West. While full analysis is needed to confirm to what degree changes to the earth’s climate have affected specific extreme weather events, many experts agree the trend is clear.

    Scientists at the United Nations’ World Meteorological Organization (WMO), for example, conducted a rapid attribution analysis, which found the western North America heat waves would have been “virtually impossible” without climate change. WMO Secretary General Petteri Taalas later said they were “clearly linked” to global warming.

    Dopey Chinks don’t even know how to build a model, I guess.

    “Just tell us what you want us to prove.”

  76. KSuellington

    The article on “Californians” making an exodus to other states inadvertently brought up an important point (that it totally failed to acknowledge). As far as I know California is the only state in America where you become a Californian by living for a handful of years. If I live in Arizona or Maine for four years I don’t suddenly have that as my permanent identity. The vast majority of native born Americans that move to California come from the East Coast big cities and Chicago. They usually bring their shitty politics with them and then sometimes move on. I have seen articles that have posited that Texas currently doesn’t have a Senator named Beto because Californians who moved there voted for Cruz in greater numbers. In my experience the native born Californians that leave this paradise on earth turned into an over regulated and overtaxed shithole are more conservative on average. They aren’t moving to Texas and Arizona for the weather or better nature that’s for sure.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Maybe so, but Winston’s Mom could move to Boise and be an Ida-ho tonight…

    • blackjack

      This is true. California gave Trump more votes than Texas. Those are the people who move. And, I’m almost always the only native born Californian everywhere I go. I still think Cali is more of a reddish purple than straight blue, if you could remove the cheating they’ve been doing for the last twenty years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Overall, sure Cali is a mixed bag of politics. It is just that all the major cities have consolidated to one party and everyone else is beholden to that.

      • blackjack

        No. The dem machine is cheating. 25 years ago, we recalled dem Gray Davis and replaced him with Rep. Arnie, who quickly caved in to the dem machine and disappointed everyone from both parties. The machine politics here is an unmovable force.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Wasn’t disagree with you.

      • KSuellington

        Absolutely. I deal with a lot of people as they are getting ready to get their house or condo ready for sale or that have just bought one, and being a conversationalist, I inquire about nice safe topics like where they are going or where they lived before. I’ve met countless people from all over that tell me I am the first native born SFer that they have encountered. And yes, once you get outside of SF or El Lay, aside from some uber wealthy enclaves, it is a hell of alot more conservative or even libertarian. Anytime I’m in the north state I see tons of State of Jefferson signs and stickers.

      • juris imprudent

        You fail to appreciate how spineless and self-destructive the Republican party of California actually is.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You fail to appreciate how spineless and self-destructive the Republican party of California actually is.

  77. Festus

    I’m out. Have a dandy one if you can manage it!

    • Rat on a train

      Enjoy the weekend.

    • Gustave Lytton

      *gives Benny Hill salute*

  78. mikey

    Folks on the next block fly a Montana state flag with “Don’t Californicate My Montana” added.

    • R C Dean

      My favorite is still “Try to remember you are refugees, not missionaries.”

      • Sensei

        That’s good.

    • Ownbestenemy

      As they should. Vegas has always been an extension of Cali because of the massive vehicle traffic it brings but they used to go home. Now they have sold their ridiculously priced houses in Cali and are buying up homes here and the politics show.

      We have the 5th largest school district but of course they don’t want to break it up. Our kids go to good schools that statistically get dragged through the mud. At least they have gotten the pot industry somewhat right and haven’t hit their own ballsack with their cock like California has in that regard.

      I see a few things that will be changing. We have blinking yellow/yield left turns. Cali drivers run red lights because that is what they are used to in SoCal. 3-4 seconds after the light goes red about 10 cars still move through the intersection. Can’t have a yield left turn if that is the case. I suspect now that the legislature has abdicated nearly all power to the Guv, we will see an income tax wanting to be imposed.

      We need to renegotiate water rights of the Colorado and power production rights of Hoover Dam. Probably wont, regardless of the explosive growth. Cali has been building large tracts of solar farms right along the border in a NIMBY fashion.

      All reasons that I will be leaving here soon hopefully. Soon = 2-3 years unfortunately.

      • PieInTheSky

        To all NHS staff who think they are undervalued:
        – 90% of the population has managed without you for nearly 2 years.
        – we still can’t see a GP.
        – we still can’t get specialist treatment for cancers, heart issues & many other diseases
        – nobody else is getting a pay rise
        https://mobile.twitter.com/gavan1734/status/1418263086058905602

        Do they still hang for blasphemy in england?

      • PieInTheSky

        Goddamnit i blame wordpress

      • Rat on a train

        We have those blinking yellow arrow left turn lights now. Yielding on a solid green disc was too difficult to comprehend. No surprise. People can’t figure out right of way in other situations. Signs and signals are just suggestions anyway.

    • wdalasio

      Why would they want to. I moved from Big Blue City to a nice country place in a red state. And I’d been told a couple of times when I first moved to “leave my politics up there”. And the thing is, why in God’s creation wouldn’t I? I mean, I left a somewhere to go to this place that I really love, great people, decent leisure, easy living. The people here obviously got something right that the people where I moved from didn’t catch on to. Why would I want to replicate what I didn’t like in the place that I do like? I know it happens. But, I can’t figure out the mentality for the life of me. It would be like some guy from Lehman Brothers walking into a successful financial services firm in 2009 and proceeding to tell everyone that they should do things “the Lehman way”. If the Lehman way was so good, why’d they go belly up while the place you moved on to is still around?

      • Ghostpatzer

        /Ponders decision to leave successful financial services firm to join Lehman Bros. in August 2008…

        Not my finest moment.

      • Sensei

        Wow. Not just 2008, but August too.

      • slumbrew

        My brother was exceedingly lucky that he was able to find another financial services position when Bear Stearns collapsed. Those were some fun times.

      • R C Dean

        But, I can’t figure out the mentality for the life of me.

        That’s because you are rational, and don’t view your politics as part of your identity.

        The concern, and it has proven out in at least some jurisdictions, is that the Cali transplants are Dems, and will keeping voting Dem, and that can flip a city, county, district, etc. to Dem. And Dem these days means “leftist”. There seem to be a lot of Dem voters who aren’t ideological leftists, but can’t stop voting for Dems who, it turn out, are.

      • mrfamous

        The Democratic party has been in charge of places like Cleveland and Detroit forever, and those places under their stewardship have deteriorated into unlivable shitholes. And they continue to win election after election there easily.

        People’s political orientation has nothing to do with policies and everything to do with identity: “we’re us, you’re them.” People flee the places where the people they voted for implemented disastrous policies (usually for no other reason than to help them win further elections), but their identities don’t change. They don’t want to be one of _those_ people, so they continue to vote Democratic.

        IOW, democracy is a horseshit system, and if it truly is the best of a bad bunch of government systems, then I guess I’m an anarchist. Because the last 18 months have ably demonstrated how piss lousy it is.

    • KSuellington

      Having visited Montana a number of times over the years I have seen that sentiment. I have sympathy for it if they are referring to not bringing far left politics with them. I have nothing but disdain for it for it when it goes beyond that. When it goes beyond politics I view those people as a brand of communists, and a scratch or two below the surface usually leads to a not very liberty minded person.

    • Ed Wuncler

      What dismayed me about the whole Kavanaugh incident was how fast I saw acquaintances threw out the concept of due process and evidence so they could stick it to a guy Trump nominated.

      I lost a friend because I stated that while we’ll never know what happened (I was trying to be diplomatic because I believed that Blasey Ford was lying), we can’t go after someone based on a lack of evidence or witnesses for an event hat happened decades ago. I was accused of being sympathetic towards rapists.

      • Rat on a train

        #BelieveAllWomenUnlessTheyAccuseADemocrat

      • Ed Wuncler

        It was a sight to behold to see the excuses for Biden’s accusations.

      • Akira

        we can’t go after someone based on a lack of evidence or witnesses for an event hat happened decades ago. I was accused of being sympathetic towards rapists.

        One of the most dangerous things feminism does is push for rape/harassment to be special crimes where a man can be automatically punished merely on a woman’s say-so.

      • Rat on a train

        I was accused of being sympathetic towards rapists.
        If a woman made the accusation, it must be true.

  79. The Late P Brooks

    Ponders decision to leave successful financial services firm to join Lehman Bros. in August 2008…

    But you learned a lot about what NOT to do.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Leaving that firm was absolutely the right decision. A different destination might have been preferable.