“Of course JFK Jr. is alive,” Joe mumbled.
“What’s that, Grandpa?” Finnegan asked, wiping his face.
“JFK Jr. is alive,” he said more forcefully. “We were going to run him ag-ag-against Bush Jr. in 2000, but Frankenstein Al bullied his way onto the ticket.”
“OK, I need you to lift up your bottom a bit,” she said, wrestling with the harness seat in the jacuzzi tub. She was stripped down to her underwear and sweating, cursing that she had to do this alone, already soaked.
“Jr. vs. Jr.!” Joe said, waving for a flourish and smacking Finnegan in the face. “Two political dynasties locked in a generational battle for the soul of America!”
Finnegan pulled herself out of the tub and strapped Joe’s arms down. “I’m going to get you out now, Grandpa.”
“OK, dear,” Joe said.
Finnegan used the patient transfer system to lift Joe out of the tub, his gray hide sluicing away sudsy water as it broke the surface of the Once and Future Presidental Hot Tub Grande Royale like some starveling whale calf. Finnegan used the showerhead to rinse off his bent and gnarled body, his mottled flesh, and labial folds of loose skin.
“Your Grandma had the best body of any woman I ever saw,” Joe says, his arm on Finnegan’s shoulder as she swung him away from the tub and lowered him into his shower seat. “Like a Playboy bunny.”
“Yes, Dr. Grandma is very pretty,” Finnegan murmured and she dried him, trying to ignore his slow erection.
“No, not her, your real Granma, Neilia,” Joe said.
“Oh. She’s beautiful in all the pictures you’ve shown me,” she said.
“She was my sensuous lover. No one will ever have what we had. No matter how tired I was from campaigning, I always had a Big Biden Bone to feed her when I got home.”
“Yuck, Grandpa, just yuck.”
“I could marry you off to JFK Jr. if you want. That wife of his really is dead. Her teeth and nose just kept growing. It was horrible. I’ve seen the pictures. She basically imploded.”
“Should you be telling me all this, Grandpa? It’s probably classified.”
Joe leaned in and pulled Finnegan close by her underwear elastic. “If Q knows, everybody knows,” he whispered and rubbed his wet, cold face against her warm stomach.
Goddamn, this sequence has me very glad I’m still working from home, because that was legitimately guffaw-inducing
“Two political dynasties locked in a generational battle for the soul of America!”
The inevitable conclusion of the noble experiment.
There goes lunch.
Brilliant, as always.
Yep, thankful that breakfast burrito was well digested, and I wasn’t going to be hungry anyway.
Yep..not eating for a bit. Still, classic in all sense of the word.
I wondered why you brought up JFK Jr. so naturally I went to blue-pilled central (Wikipedia) to find out:
It’s a troll’s world, we just live in it.
Yep.
They think he’s helping snuff out the secret child-sex-trafficking ring.
Now that’s funny, a Kennedy being against sexual antics – of any kind.
He was snuffing out the competition.
He learned his lesson, he was kept in the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels during his rehabilitation, scared him straight, and he became an Avenger for American Morality!
Weapon X”
And THAT is how you know the Qship is total BS.
No way Trump follower is a secret Kennedy fan. No. Way.
I think we need another vocabulary item to distinguish conspiracy theories that haven’t been proven yet from all the conspiracy theories that have come true in the last few years.
Comeuppancy Theory?
…the Once and Future Presidental Hot Tub Grande Royale…
Very nice.
I wonder if the CDC poster about pooping in the pool is properly displayed?
Presidential Shit isn’t like Pauper Shit, silly fool.
It’s good to look like the piss boy!
I managed to hold my lunch down, good stuff SF!
Q readers don’t care who knows, as long as she’s got got tits.
Excellent.
I should have read the comments first. This is far better than my attempt.
That second got was supposed to be “big”. Stupid autocorrect.
Still better than my attempt.
Looks like Facebook is escalating its blocking (can we call it censorship yet) of BadThink. TWO: TOS.
Aside from the poor drafting (that comma between “characteristics” and “which” is carrying a whole lot of weight), this is full-on editorial control of what is posted on their site. If somebody at Facebook thinks your views on pretty much anything are “likely to contribute to imminent . . . discrimination”, you’re done. And damn near anything can be said to meet that test. This is pretty obviously a shutdown of any criticism of critical race theory, but it can be applied much more broadly than that.
Gloria Ladson-Billings wrote Toward a critical race theory of education in 1995. The reaction today is 25 years too late. That’s not to say our cultural gatekeepers are in the right here, but rather that the opposition movement needs to start moving ahead of things instead of so far behind.
The fact that CRT can’t withstand any debate or criticism on its merits tells you just how big a pile of bullshit it is.
So who is Finnegan’s real grandmother, anyway?
Hillary
Sounds like Joe lost it a long time ago, then.
The one killed by the drunk driver?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neilia_Hunter_Biden
(*drunk in Joe’s dementia mind now)
Ah, got it.
Didn’t recognize the name, thought he was calling Finnegan “Neilia” for some reason.
Now I’m wondering if the doctorate wasn’t really about Dr and Sen Biden, but one upping the dead first wife.
Interesting. Probably in the mix with the rest of her narcissism and sociopathy.
Whether she actually had a plan to grift the crap out of higher education (for which she needed a doctorate) or just fell into it, we’ll never know.
¿Por qué no los dos?
You will note that this did not get the play it deserved.
EXCLUSIVE: ‘Joe Biden stole Jill from me’: Her first husband tells how she CHEATED with Democrat candidate he once considered a friend and that they have LIED about how they started dating for years
As a UD alumni I can neither confirm or deny that an underage Sensei may or may not have been in the Stone Balloon at an inappropriate way. I can confirm that I saw The Guess Who and Dr Dirty, aka John Valby, play there. In such a small venue he was hysterical!
Makes me miss my dad…
“If Q knows, everybody knows,”
I thought Q Continuum had better taste?
Count Potato linked this in the last thread. I’m stunned by it. Not because of the content, but by the production. Not only is this ‘political reporter’ inept at politics and reporting, but also production. Popping her Ps like she a like she shootin them out her nose at the lunch table.
The condescension drips off her. Ugh.
takes bite of gyro
Go on…
So, Haiti’s President was assassinated.
Haiti was also the location of one of the Clinton Foundation’s few “charitable” endeavors.
Coincidence?
Probably, but I’m willing to work with a conspiracy theory if it’s fun.
Unless it involves Bill parachuting out of Epstein’s plane to do the deed it’s no fun.
My reaction to that idea.
Epstein: “Bill, why don’t you take this parachute and jump out and fuck one of them girls?”
Bill: “Nah, let’s just land this plane and fuck all them girls!”
So, are you saying that Haiti was whore island?
Were the UN troops there?
Yes they were.
From AP article on assassination:
“occhit Edmond, the Haitian ambassador to the United States, said the attack on the 53-year-old Moïse was carried out by “well-trained professional commandos” and “foreign mercenaries” who were masquerading as agents of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.”
Naive question: Are DEA agents openly operating in a lot of foreign countries, enough so that this was a believable ruse?
Yes, the DEA openly operates in quite a few foreign countries, because FYTW.
It’s also a leap to think the assassins were only masquerading as DEA agents.
DEA hit the wrong house?
https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2021-07-06/u-s-capitol-police-to-open-california-office-following-jan-6-attack
Why have an FBI when you can use a police force under your direct rule. I guess I can be thankful that all these federal police factions are not united yet.
I had that Pelosi was Emperor Palpatine and then decided to delete it…but yes..exactly where my brain went.
Nancy spotted without wig.
Task Order 66 issued
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/07/06/pentagon-jedi-contract-498308
I guess I can be thankful that all these federal police factions are not united yet.
How are they not? They all seem to coincidentally reach the same conclusions.
Different masters at the moment…once that is consolidated under Patriot Act: Homeland Edition then I will truly fear them.
I once bought a house from an investigator with the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. He told me that State BIs are essentially arms of the FBI, but for jurisdictional purposes they can’t overtly state that. Makes me wonder why the FBI would do this, when they can just use those states’ BIs. I suppose dude could’ve been stretching the truth. /shrugs
So from the last thread I looked up Carla Sands to see what was on offer to us here in the Commonwealth. That was more stomach-churning than SF content.
Watch. There will be a terrible ‘incident’ – last night I said it would be over the door-to-door vaccine ‘encouragement’, but it could be anything. The current fedgov admin and their team blue sycophants in state office will find an excuse to have armed agents of the state ensuring that some demop members are ‘protected’ while they’re violating people’s civil rights going door-to-door. It’s exactly how the TSA works. Most of the drones are fat, polyester-wearing drones, but they keep enough door-kicking authoritarians in the back so that if one of the proles gets lippy, the goon squad comes out to ensure no one gets out of line – and the goons can easily be convinced because some baddie went after a hack wearing the same uniform. Same union, same uniform.
Things move slowly until they don’t. We’re in the “they don’t” phase now.
Remember when Trump arresting people who tried to burn down a Federal building was him sending his gestapo after political enemies.
Maybe it’s all overblown. Maybe nothing will happen.
But maybe doesnt confer guarantees and the loudest are wanting it.
I was mostly pointing out the hypocrisy
^ Not to go Godwin, but many Jews still didn’t understand what was happening and were in disbelief as they were led off to the showers.
Coming deep shit is always a labeled conspiracy theory due to confirmation bias… until suddenly it’s here.
Yes. A common question in history books I’ve read is why the Jews of Europe largely went obediently and quietly to their deaths, and that was the biggest factor. Virtually no one could believe that the Germans had built a huge infrastructure expressly to kill large numbers of people in an efficient manner. What is obvious to us today was not obvious in 1940.
Better bring a lot of body-bags.
Trump sues Facebook, Twitter, Google for ‘censorship of the American people’
Drugs, ass, etc.
Etc. == mexicans.
My bad.
Less Funny, more prophetic.
Well fuck Mozilla.
WTF does that even mean?
In other words whatever this non randomly selected group of people didn’t like.
Misinformation, violence, or hate speech qualifies every ad YouTube streams.
WTF does that even mean?
Trump was in them.
Mozzilla: Rise of the Karens.
*insert audio of ground shaking and swelling chorus of screeches and moans*
::Gif of Donald Sutherland pointing and screeching::
Who goes to Youtube for political or social information? That is like going to CNN for news.
I watch music videos, woodworking videos etc.
Precisely.
It’s the same way I use Wikipedia. I’m certainly not going to use Wiki as a definitive source for information on Joe Biden, for example.
Yep..I absolutely love YouTube to watch space launches, how to do this or that…but I do not watch beyond that.
Indeed, DerpTube has helped me fix our AC, dishwasher, and clothes dryer.
Like all things: a good, a bad and an ugly.
I can look up the most obscure thing that I can think of, but yet I can find someone that has made it, fixed it or destroyed it.
What an amazing thing.
I go to another website for all my woodworking videos.
Unless it’s something that HM linked.
I deleted Firefox when they came out with this:
We need more than deplatforming
“There is no question that social media played a role in the siege and take-over of the US Capitol on January 6.”
More derp follows.
Wow. Good choice. I dumped them years ago* but that is just awful. But I see a lot of political shit from organizations that are not profit-driven.
*for Chrome ? which has itself been dumped
And that’s the CEO. That whole organization seems to be one big woke dumpster fire. The EFF, the ACLU, Mozilla, … there remain very few of what used to be respectable organizations that haven’t been thoroughly skinsuited.
Ever since the Brendan Eich debacle, I’ve been firmly in the “Fuck Mozilla” camp.
^This.
I’m looking into Vivialdi 4.0 now, but am currently using Brave.
+8
Their market share indicates most of their users have said Fuck Mozilla for whatever reason.
Finnegan used the showerhead to rinse off his bent and gnarled body, his mottled flesh, and labial folds of loose skin.
Gah!?
He is all of us and the transcended neo-human that is man, woman, of all race and shall be dipped in gold and enshrined.
Yeah, I was wondering if Hilary had worked some dark magic on him.
*reads first line*
ABORT ABORT ABORT
If only we had national standards on police training, all would be well.
No, all we need to do is end qualified immunity and make the entire police department, including the officer pension fund, liable for damages. They’ll weed out the shitheads real quick.
My mom had to carry a rather extensive malpractice policy and she was only a radiologist. I had to get bonded, and the shop had to carry a liability policy as a picture framer. I don’t think it would asking too much for LEOs to carry some kind of insurance. Perhaps it could be issued by their union as an incentive for the union to dump cops who have too many pay-outs?
You worked at Michael’s, right? I did too, as a picture framer, and I didn’t have to do that. Maybe a state thing?
Yep, NYC thing, and because of our location, we got some stupendously pricey pieces from folk who did want to go to Manhattan or Long Island City (where the REALLY fancy museum frame shops are).
Ah.
I got in trouble once for taking a customer’s cross stitch piece home and washing it for her, preparing it for framing. The customer was just so grateful she found a fellow stitcher who knew what to do with it I couldn’t stand to break her heart. Boy, was my manager pissed.
I left when my manager (with full approval of the DM) threw away two pieces because the customers could not pick them up. I had even arranged to deliver one but was told HELL NO by the boss because the shop’s insurance wouldn’t cover me using my own truck. SO they threw the art into the fucking trash compactor!!
Oh my goodness gracious.
I only worked part time in the evenings and on the weekends. I left when I got a day job that had hours where I couldn’t get to work on time in the evenings.
I will cop to crying about it. An 1849 nautical chart of Long Island Sound and Jamaica Bay (48” X 72”), and an original cell from Sleeping Beauty (16” X 18”). Absolutely heartbreaking.
OMG.
Why you tell us these things?
Never mind me. Reaffirms my Nader-esque preference for small businesses.
Jeebus. Its a frame shop. Hang ’em on the wall as examples of framing.
Philistines who care nothing for art or the patrimoine of a nation or people shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a framing shop, much less be appointed as the manager, fer cryin’ out loud . . .
I suspect the doctors that are in favor of socialized medicine are entirely motivated by socialized malpractice. Like vaccine producers.
“socialized malpractice”
Good way of putting it.
That’s how we recruit doctors into the military.
A headline at Salon was “police unions are too powerful”. I thought, wow, Salon is finally paying attention. Then I saw the author was Robert Reich, so I didn’t bother to click through.
It’s been pulled from then main page. Not completely memory-holed, but well out of the way. Must have been too truthy for Salon.
It’s better for them to capture the union leadership than to decertify or penalize the unions. The latter creates too much disruption and too much potential for control to fall into the “wrong” hands.
I got nuthin better to do . . . so let’s see what Robert has to say:
One study found that extending collective bargaining rights to Florida sheriffs’ offices led to an estimated 40 percent increase in violent police misconduct.
Another study found that the protections built into the police union contracts in America’s 100 largest cities were significantly correlated with the killing of unarmed civilians.
Another study suggests that the increase in police unionization from the 1950s through the 1980s resulted in “about 60 to 70” additional civilians killed by police each year — the majority of whom were people of color.
Experts believe the protections in police union contracts give too many officers the sense they can abuse their power.
So, that’s why Salon pulled it from the main page.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Stopping the abuses of police unions must not become a stalking horse for attacking public sector unions generally. But the unchecked powers of police unions urgently need to be addressed.
Come to the dark side Robert. We have cookies.
He makes his own cookies. Inside a hollow tree.
For decades, police unions have shielded officers from accountability, bullied cities into doing their bidding, and attacked lawmakers who took them on. It’s past time to ensure they can no longer block accountability under the guise of collective bargaining.
Huh. Did Robert get into the wrong bottle and take a red pill?
Why the fuck not? The police violence issue is just a particularly stark example of what goes on with every type of government employee union – bad employees get protected and citizens get the shaft.
STATE SMITH???
When Trump lost and I knew the Hat and Hair were going away, I felt a profound sense of loss.
I no longer feel that thanks to Joemala.
Good stuff, SugarFree.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/covid-vaccine-heart-condition-17-year-old-father-friends
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Safe, effective, & free!
Keep an eye out for the strike forces, kids.
I was in the Pfizer phase 3 trials last June. One of the earliest to get the vaccine.
Shortly after, I had all the symptoms of myocarditis and went to the cardiologist. we have heart issues in my family and i just figured it was the beginning. All men in my family have needed some valve work by their 50’s.
I did have the irregular heartbeat.
Some time later it just went away.
Neither I nor my doctor thought it had anything to do with the vaccine.
But when I saw the report I was mighty curious.
I will say i’m in my 40’s, however, and not a young man. Though I suspect when people my age get the issue they normally think it’s something else and not so unusual.
But I am suspicious. By no means I am suggesting that the vaccine is not worth it for some people and I don’t know the odds of this. But I think it may well be a real thing.
I will also say a flaw in my trial. You report all symptoms of everything you get for years afterward but that wasn’t on the checklist in the app. I bet a lot of people aren’t reporting it. I don’t know how likely it is to be serious.
What about the kids in the pool rubbing his leg hairs? Were they present? Was that the reason for his slow erection?
For whose slow erection? Yours or Joe’s?
Yes.
No, Joe splits custody of them with Corn Pop.
I thought it was an Asian talking about his 2020 campaign.
I got nothin
A federal judge on Tuesday ruled that the U.S. Air Force is mostly responsible for the 2017 mass shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas, due to its failure to enter the gunman’s criminal history into a federal background check database, which might have prevented him from purchasing firearms.
That ruling will be used going forward…
Seems to me AF shouldn’t be trusted with arms.
Isn’t that the way all these laws are supposed to work?
A federal judge ruled that his court should be responsible for debasing both the US constitution and the very concept of personal responsibility.
Kind of a big leap from domestic violence to mass murder, imo.
Thanks Neph for the Siege. Its Hollywood but you can see our governments fingerprints all over it.
Glad you enjoyed it.
She seems nice.
7:30 PM seems a little early for this kind of whack-a-doo.
The picture really is the chef’s kiss to that story.
That would make me cross the street.
Mobile home? All I see is a pile of what kind of looks like tents taped together.
It is a tent. They used a picture/video of some dude burning a homeless guys tent in England at the top of the article for some reason.
Apparently it’s modern journalism to use a “more interesting than factual” photo to go along with stories. Just like Cuomo used a pre-coof Jewish wedding pic to demonstrate how (((they))) were filthy disease vectors and he needed to heroically shut down synagogues.
Headline: Supply Chain Setbacks Still Impacting Cost of Lumber
Pictured: Demi Rose
Wood.
I can’t see what was done due to the beam in my eye.
Huh. Sheena is a punk rocker.
*sigh* Sitting at the vet with my very lethargic kitteh.
Poor kitteh. Hope it’s nothing serious.
☹️ Being affected by something more than the famous MO heat and humidity?
Oh no! How old?
In a similar situation here (so far, cat fight seems most likely).
Today he has just been very listless, which is not like him. He has no bladder issues, thank heaven. He did have a fever though, so anti-inflammatory, antibiotic, and an injection of fluids and electrolytes. As soon as we got home he was more lively.
TO’G, he is 2.5 yo.
Quick tip to get them to drink more. Set out numerous bowls of water and they will usually go around and drink out of every one of them.
I would have gone with a “2 for 1 Happy Hour” sign, but your way is probably better.
FREE BEER
SF: huh, did not know that.
Reminded of probably the funniest farside
Oh please, oh please…
? Yup. Longtime favorite!
It plays on their instinct to drink water whenever they find it.
Also, an easy way to check for dehydration is to grab the skin between their shoulder blades and let go. If it doesn’t immediately snap back into place, they are dehydrated.
I’ve used low sodium chicken broth in the past. Not sure if that’s “recommended” or not, though.
Crab (or clam?) juice in a small bottle has worked here. Also Licks packets for meal replacement.
Best wishes!
Thanks for the advice, SF. I didn’t know that.
Thanks all for the good wishes.
He’s still not wanting to move and now he’s sneezing. She did say to call tomorrow if he started to sneeze.
LOL.
….his gray hide sluicing away sudsy water as it broke the surface of the Once and Future Presidental Hot Tub Grande Royale like some starveling whale calf.
?………and then……….Joe leaned in and pulled Finnegan close by her underwear elastic. “If Q knows, everybody knows,” he whispered and rubbed his wet, cold face against her warm stomach.
#creepedthefuckout