Down, down, down, deeper and down, into the maelstrom where only Kamala dwells. The void.
Two Kamalas, three. The sing-song of her mother’s voice. The gruff patois of her father. Oakland as a child, the filth and music of the street. She stands and spits. She has learned this lesson early and well.
“Which one do you want?” her father asks before the rack of candy.
“All of them!” she says.
“You cannot have them all, my child,” he says.
“All. I want them all!”
“No, you must choose!”
“ALL!”
Her father shatters, reforms, fades.
—
College in the fall. None of them really think she is black. A few pointed questions. “What are you?” When she tells them her mother is Indian one boy with glasses begins whooping like an Italian actor in an old Western.
She dies inside and pulls on a suit of armor.
—
“Leave her, Willie. Leave her and be with me,” she says.
“I can’t. She knows too much. She’s got all the files and the money trail. She’d get me buried under the jail. That’s why we been ‘separated’ for 15 years.”
She rolled his limp penis in her hands, rubbing her palms back and forth.
“Use your tongue, girl. Really get up under that tip skin.”
“No, I want to have a baby, I want you to put a baby in me.”
“I’m going to be mayor. I can’t have a pregnant district attorney bastard baby. I already get made fun of too much because of my hat.”
“Give me a baby,” she said. “Drench me, drown me, coat me in it.”
“I’m 60, little girl. I’d be lucky to get out dust.”
Willie dipped his tiny spoon in the cocaine and sniffed loudly.
“Goddamn!” he said. “I love the 1970s!”
Kamala slapped his dead penis and said, “It’s 1996!”
—
Power, power, power, she has her dead womb pulled out like a rotten tooth.
—
“I want to be President!” she screams and knocks over a table of crudités.
“You’ll be Vice President,” Hillary says.
“I. want. to. be. President!” Kamala says through clenched teeth.
Hillary points out to Joe tottering over to shake hands and tongue-kiss babies.
“Look at him,” she says. “Look at his frail body and pudding mind. He’ll be dead by Inauguration Day. You’ll be President when there is still snow on the ground.”
“President of a diseased nation of idiots,” Kamala says.
“That’s the job. Besides, a few days after the election is over, we’ll have Pfizer announce their vaccine is ready. You’ll look like you’re healing the nation. All you have to do is smile and make nice and you will be the President that saved America.”
The void inside her screams.
“Why they having you tell me all this?” Kamala asks.
Hillary smiles showing her black gums.
“Because we are so alike,” she says.
Deeper, deeper, then nothing.
That was chilling. [So chilling that he lost the ability to do html tags -EF]
Yep, there went my appetite.
I’ll be in my bunk? Did I do that right? Was I wrong to do that?
Not if by bunk, you meant your vommitorium.
He’s heading out the large exit?
I heard someone point out that Koh-Moh-Loh was Willy Browns bratwurst bun…
Sooo poetic.
Lucky to get dust, wellplayed SF
Sheesh
*racks shotgun, plants it under chin*
You are going to share that thing, right?
It’s up to you to grab it before the rigor mortis sets in.
Cold. Dead. Hands.
Donald resembles that remark.
*slow prolonged applause*
Well worth the wait. Some things only happen when the stars come right.
Hillary points out to Joe tottering over to shake hands and tongue-kiss babies.
So many great passages, but this is the finest.
+1 French-kissing Joe
from ScrantonSomeone needs to take their Pygeum.
You’ll be President when there is still snow on the ground.
Ah, but like the witches in Macbeth the prophecy has some wiggle room for interpretation. I’m sure there’s still snow on the ground somewhere in the US (looking at you, AK).
There’s still some on Hatcher Pass.
I hate to think of what kind of deal Joe has with the Old Ones, that he’s still ticking.
Only the good die young?
Exemplary.
BRAVO!
Snapshots from hell? I told my 13 year old son I would buy him a 4-wheeler when he gave me a shot of people in hell having snowball fights. I am not gonna have to buy SF a 4-wheeler now, am I?
OK, which one of you did this?
That’s hilarious
“No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity.
But I know none, and therefore am no beast.”
-Shakespeare, Richard III
You have humanized her, and thus make her more terrifying.
https://nypost.com/2021/07/21/jj-forecasts-2-5b-from-covid-19-vaccine-sales-this-year
Wow.
It’s all taxpayer funny money anyway.
This is why you need two doses and boosters.
I wonder how much they’re spending on
kickbacks to politiciansmarketing…Very little.
TMITE are doing it for free.
Also here in PA, the get pricked commercials are “paid for by PA tax payer dollars.”
“Useful Idiots” isn’t a harsh enough epithet for those fools. If they aren’t getting paid, then they are indeed sociopaths motivated by getting off on assisting carrying out sanctioned mass murder.
Not mutually exclusive.
Fair enough.
And I should add child abuse to mass murder.
Nothing. Fauci is going to have to shovel more money at them to keep them from spilling the beans.
I see SF has moved on to non-fiction.
On topic for SF mostly for the photos:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15652878/england-cricket-fan-proposes-girlffriend-t20-pakistan/
That is an extremely English-looking lady.
The text separator lines don’t really stand out. Here’s a fatter character that I like to use for that. Not sure if it will paste properly, but here goes:
Yeah. I don’t really like asterixes (asterixi?) and the window-wide line separator seems too much. Maybe bolding the dashes and using 5?
Asterisks are better than lines in my opinion. I like something tall which stands out. I think that five asterisks separated by spaces look nice
* * * * *
The character I was trying to paste is character number 61649, as accessed from the Insert Special Character function in my word processor. It’s a stylized leaf thingy, and you could also use a small graphic for that.
You can style your horizontal rules inline to make them stand out more
text-decoration: blink;
See also the Wingdings font which is all typographical ornamentation.
Is there a wing-ding for tiny erections?
Asking for a friend?
Hey, we’re all friends around here…
So, maybe?
?
Ich bin wieder erstaunt.
Johnson & Johnson’s estimated $2.5B vaccine haul is far lower than the $26B and $19.2B that Pfizer and Moderna expect to make.
Wait, what? I thought it was all free. Civic duty. Love of country, Humanitarian communitarianism.
Excuse me, I have to scream.
That is a perfectly normal reaction to these stories.
The bi-partisan farce is over, the investigation now will proceed as a partisan witch-hunt.
They still have Cheney though but she doesn’t really count.
Someone needs to take Lynn’s head and put it on a chihuahua, like Sarah Jessica Parker in Mars Attacks! Just rename it as Nancy’s lapdog.
Nancy has the pull she has simply because of her connections to the world of money. She raises more money for the commies than anyone else by far. if not for the she would probably be running a register in a 7-11. Oh wait, that would involve handling money. I cant think of anything she would be competent and trustworthy enough to do.
Cue outrage from propaganda outlets.
You know how in the movies when the hero is strapped to a table, hooked up with a bunch of wires and his brain in being emptied? The brain emptying is depicted as a high-speed newsreel with a frenzy of short scenes. Well, my news reel is being filled each week with scenes provided by SF.
“…shake hands an tongue-kiss babies.”
+1 Doctor Zarkov
The armored me boy. They could not take that away from me!!
The correct quote not my poor recollection.
It armored me girl. You couldn’t wipe those things away!!
In b4 TedS
your/you’re
yore.
Whores of yore
https://twitter.com/whoresofyore
“Goddamn!” he said. “I love the 1970s!”
Me too.
It was a more innocent time.
Bravo, SF!
It was and that fostered more intellectual honesty. Yes, we had creeps back then too but they were far fewer in number.
But it spawned disco. ??
Some disco is good,
/Moroder
And horrible style. Shag carpet? Harvest gold? Pea green? Rust orange? Bell bottoms?
CRT? Lockdowns? BLM? Burning cities? Vaccine passports?
Fuck, I’ll take horrible style with more freedoms.
Groovy!
We had full blown communism right under our noses with Cuba, the USSR, China etc and most Americans were repulsed by it. Yes, we had more freedom, a lot more freedom. The nutcases here that were radical leftists also repulsed average Americans.
And Debby Harry, Punk, Judas Priest…
/looks at mirrored wall which still exists in my house
Great stuff, as ever SF.
Almost makes up for recommending the Themis Files (j/k, mostly – first two were good, 3rd book was, uh, not so good)
Good news out of Michigan.
Mazel tov! ? We might consider another trip up to the UP now!
Sounds like another one of those FBI honey-traps.
INSURRECTION! MUH DEMOCRATICY!
Good for them.
Maybe a house will fall on her now.
Who ends up getting her shoes?
Do better Ohio:
Ohio’s chief medical officer warns delta variant means it’s ‘when, not if’ unvaccinated will get COVID-19
Left out of the article entirely is hospitalization numbers and fatality numbers.
100%, duh. And that’s not misinformation. It’s science.
What about people who already had covid and got over it?
Is that not a thing any more?
YOU NEVER GET OVER IT, DON’T YOU GET THAT YET!?!?
LONG HAUL ‘VID!
“Now I will tell you the answer to my question. It is this. The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power, pure power. What pure power means you will understand presently. We are different from the oligarchies of the past in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just around the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now you begin to understand me.”
I want it to be on record that I absolutely despise that I have to live through the fiction I read in 10th grade history class. I was told it would not be on the final. I was fucking lied to.
“The Select Committee on the January 6th Insurrection will investigate and report upon the facts and causes of the terrorist mob attack on the United States Capitol on January 6, 2021,” Pelosi said. “With respect for the integrity of the investigation, with an insistence on the truth and with concern about statements made and actions taken by these Members, I must reject the recommendations of Representatives Banks and Jordan to the Select Committee.”
“Although I hate to judge before all the facts are in…..”
…” with an insistence on the truth”…
And then a bolt of lightning didn’t strike the building, disproving that God is listening.
See this? This is why we give Sugarfree cocaine as a sweetener.
Also this is appropriate: https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2021/07/kamala-harris-has-no-future-daniel-greenfield/
She has no future, but boy oh boy, does she ever have a past. Creatures like that do not go quietly.
This admin is an unmitigated disaster. I am guessing Biden is more likely to read the script he is given than Harris. I agree, she is probably not going anywhere.
They’ve barely gotten started, too. 🙁
Technically, six months today.
While confirming the date, this came up from 2013:
Plus ca change . . .
Cmon, they’re never really aiming.
The House passed a bill to create a select committee to investigate the Capitol riot at the end of June. Among Republicans, only Representatives Liz Cheney of Wyoming and Adam Kinzinger of Illinois voted in favor of the bill.
Ahhhh, the sweet smell of bipartisanship.
I hate it when I step in bipartisanship. Even after you scrape it off your shoes, the stench lingers.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/07/19/los-angeles-police-bomb-squad-fireworks-explosion/8022716002/
Oopsie.
That’s some fine police work there, Lou.
Somebody has been hitting the steroids a bit too hard.
the actual weight of the explosives was over 42 pounds.
That’s like 650 kilos in drug pounds.
A street yield of 2.5 megatons!
It’s blithering idiots, all the way down
An Alabama lawmaker is facing calls to resign after using the N-word during a council meeting Monday night.
Video of the meeting posted to the Tarrant, Alabama, Facebook page shows City Council member John “Tommy” Bryant standing up, pointing at a Black councilwoman and asking: “Do we have a house N-word in here? Would she please stand up?”
Residents can be heard gasping.
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Screenshots appear to show Nancy Bryant writing in the posts that Tarrant Mayor Wayman Newton had used the phrase “house N-word” when referring to a Black council member. While an expletive is not spelled out in the post, the N-word is.
Bonham said if Newton, who is Black, used the slur, it was in private.
“I cannot say if he did or did not,” Bonham said. “However, two wrongs do not make a right and the comfort level that the Bryants have using the word so freely is a problem.”
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Bonham said Bryant does not reflect Tarrant, a city about six miles north of Birmingham.
“We are not the Mayberry community people try to make us out to be,” said Bonham, who identifies as nonbinary. “We aren’t black and white. We are a full rainbow. And that’s just my street.”
That city council sounds dumber than a jr high detention hall.
All of politics sounds like junior high these days.
We are not the Mayberry community people try to make us out to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUgKUspKisY
He didn’t say “House N-word”. At least use square brackets if you’re not going to quote “House Negro [sic]” properly.
That doesn’t even make sense. Who said what to whom?
Oakland as a child, the filth and music of the street. She stands and spits. She has learned this lesson early and well.
“FWEEDOM!”
The most disturbing thing I found in this is I had to look up wtf a crudite is. That and….fuck it, it was all disturbing.
I like rigor mortis when it just sets in