Monday Afternoon Links O’ Dumb

by | Jul 12, 2021 | Daily Links | 338 comments

Omnipresent

At first I was going to do some links on “spin” – especially how some media sources are leaping to place Biden in front of the Cuba Freedom Parade, all while parroting the Cuban government’s position that this all the fault of the Yanqui embargo. A bit of encouraging effort was seen, and some did better.

But then I ran into TEH DUMB. Like this one. It hurts to read something that stupid as just a straight news piece. But even straight reporting just shifts TEH DUMB over to the fools spewing it. Like here. So I decided to go with “Our Stupid World” or such.

Oh wait, looks like I already used up my links… well, here is a music link.

Comments away!

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Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

338 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh

      • kinnath

        nyet

      • Tonio

        Thanks for the shoutout in “Things to Come.” Yes, absolutely I will.

      • Grosspatzer

        Warum nicht?

      • waffles

        Dah, I trust you switzy

      • Tres Cool

        The antithesis of your music selection.

        (not Teddin’ ya here)

      • Rat on a train

        Kannitverstan?

  2. Count Potato

    “The lawsuit filed on the behalf of two girls, who were 5 and 6 years old at the time of the photos, alleges that they suffered humiliation and mental anguish from the separate episodes at the theme park in Orlando, news station WKMG reported.”

    So would they know?

    ““He put his hand on her as if he was just doing it regularly, and as I was looking at the camera, he started to put the universal white supremacist hate sign on her shoulder,” her mother, Tiffiney Zinger, previously told USA Today.”

    Oh, because their mother is an idiot.

    ““We never want our guests to experience what this family did,” a spokesman told USA Today. “This is not acceptable and we are sorry — and we are taking steps to make sure nothing like this happens again.

    “We can’t discuss specifics about this incident, but we can confirm that the actor no longer works here.””

    CWAA

    • The Other Kevin

      They are going to settle this out of court, the family will make some money, and a lawyer will get a yacht upgrade.

    • Grosspatzer

      So that gesture is no longer OK?

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

    • Tres Cool

      “he started to put the universal white supremacist hate sign”

      As a melanin-impaired person thats lived quite a few years, why haven’t I been told of this sign ?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        You aren’t getting the newsletter?!

      • juris imprudent

        You need more 4-chan in your life.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because it doesn’t exist

      • Suthenboy

        ^This^

        It doesnt exist any more than Qanon. Somewhere thousands of pimple faced 4 chan guys are snickering their asses off.

    • Tonio

      the universal white supremacist hate sign

      Wait, the theme park has its own? What’s the Disney hate sign?

      Oh, because their mother is an idiot.

      Idiot or grifter. Also, in before “why not the both?” LOL

      • Agent Cooper

        “universal white supremacist hate sign”

        4Chan laughs.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I don’t know if it was a 4chan thing or not, but the pearl-clutching NPC reaction when “it’s okay to be white” and “Islam is right about women” were posted around a campus (IIRC) was hilarious. So many confused proggies.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Signs with those phrases were posted.

      • Tonio

        “Posted” works whether it’s signs, stickers, spraypaint, etc.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I suppose. *kicks pebble*

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I did not think that it would have the legs it does.

      • zwak

        Disney hate sign?

        Mouse ears, its what they wear at Mouswitz.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The train rides are to die for.

    • Suthenboy

      “the universal white supremacist hate sign on her shoulder”

      What the fuck are they talking about? It never was and isn’t. This bullshit was fabricated out of thin air and has no basis in reality whatsoever.

      Huh, timer just went off, time for the pizza to come out of the oven.

      • Rat on a train

        Go back and look at all the photographs from Nazi Germany. It was everywhere.

    • Gadfly

      You skipped over a very important part of the article (for people who don’t read the links – not that that applies to anyone here):

      The suit said the child later brought a printed screenshot from a video of the encounter to school for a project — but she was humiliated when she was told that she could not show it in class because of the hand gesture in the image.

      The biggest asshole in this whole line-up of assholes is whatever school employee did this. That’s who they should be suing, if anyone.

      • Agent Cooper

        Why did the kid bring the screenshot to school?

        MOM.

      • Tonio

        Good catch, Gadfly. Absolutely correct.

        But yeah, in a just world that employee would be sued by both the parent and Universal, and have to defend him/herself with their own resources.

    • rhywun

      What amazes me most is the NY Post gets their college-aged stringers to report this crap on the front page as straight “news” as Swissy mentioned while their opinion writers know goddamn well it’s complete horseshit.

  3. juris imprudent

    Thought you might have gone this way musically.

    • Ted S.

      I would have guessed this.

      • Grosspatzer

        No,

      • Grosspatzer
      • B.P.

        When I was a senior in high school, a nearby amusement park hosted an all-night event for the graduating classes in the region. Rides, bands, lots of youngsters unable to handle their smuggled-in alcohol, etc. I saw the Greg Kihn Band play this song in an amphitheater to maybe 11 people, at least 3 of whom were passed out drunk. I walked across the amusement park and there was a cover band playing the same song to a huge crowd.

      • B.P.

        A reply to Ted S. Threading seems weird.

      • l0b0t

        Grad Night at Disney World?

        My year had NKOTB, Taylor Dane, and Paula Abdul. Some rides are better for drunken 16 year olds than others.

      • B.P.

        Nah. I grew up in a backwater, so ours was at a passable park in upstate NY.

      • C. Anacreon

        Today in the amphitheater

        PUPPET SHOW!!

        spinal tap

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        My first thought, too.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    The lawsuit filed on the behalf of two girls, who were 5 and 6 years old at the time of the photos, alleges that they suffered humiliation and mental anguish

    Yes, yes, of course they did.

    • juris imprudent

      Well, they wouldn’t have if their mother hadn’t publicized the hell out of a non-incident. But you can’t get around that, can you?

  5. The Late P Brooks

    So that gesture is no longer OK?

    It still means “third down” though, right?

    Right?

      • Tonio

        You are on fire this afternoon, gramps.

      • Grosspatzer

        Thanks, sonny. Now get off my lawn!

      • R C Dean

        Say, aren’t they supposed to have a new name by now?

      • juris imprudent

        I will buy season tickets if they bring back Redskins with a logo of a potato.

      • C. Anacreon

        I heard they had decided to just keep it as “Football Team”?

        Hard to ever be controversial with that, but I’m sure someone will find a way to call it racist.

      • Grosspatzer

        Isn’t that the guy whose very surname appropriates South Asian culture? I hear he is out of favor these days.

  6. Winston

    What are the chances the Cuban commies fall?

    • Suthenboy

      100%
      They have lasted longer than I thought they would, but commie regimes always collapse. How they have found that much other people’s money is a mystery to me.

      • Tonio

        Sugar, cigars, Canadian and European tourism…

        But you can be damn sure that if it does collapse on their watch that the Harris(Biden) administration will try to take credit for it.

      • Suthenboy

        That was a quick turnabout. Didnt Obumbles try to prop them up?

      • rhywun

        How they have found that much other people’s money is a mystery to me.

        At least with China you know they’re getting their money from us.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Well, they wouldn’t have if their mother hadn’t publicized the hell out of a non-incident. But you can’t get around that, can you?

    Who doesn’t feel a little humiliation and mental anguish when they see their mother throwing a tantrum worthy of a three year old?

    • Suthenboy

      Lou Reed was house sitting for him.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Well played.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    The suit said the child later brought a printed screenshot from a video of the encounter to school for a project — but she was humiliated when she was told that she could not show it in class because of the hand gesture in the image.

    Something something only dogs can hear it.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      But remember we live in a racist, white supremacist country. Whiteness is so supreme that white people have to use cleverly concealed gestures and phrases to hide their racism.

    • Grosspatzer

      Depends on who is listening.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Twat? I kunt hear you, I got an ear infucktion!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Your claim is going to fall on deaf ears around here, bub.

    • Pine_Tree

      That’s what I herd.

    • Gadfly

      Do they even know? I thought heard immunity varies (wildly) based on the properties of the disease in question. But the idea that 68% vaccinated is the total number of people protected from the disease ignores all the people with naturally aquired immunity (which could be anywhere from 10 to 40% of the population).

      • Count Potato

        Right you would add those two together. A simplified way of calculating herd immunity is to take the reciprocal of the number of people each infected person infects, then subtract it from one. So if R=5, 1 – 1/5 is 80%.

      • Chafed

        They don’t know. The educated guess is somewhere around 70%. We have even less idea what percentage of the population acquired immunity. No doubt some people with acquired immunity have also been vaccinated. The President’s fretting is silly. I blame Fauci.

    • zwak

      ‘ear now, don’t listen to these clowns.

    • Ted S.

      [narrows eustachian tube]

    • Suthenboy

      Y’all keep discussing this as if it is a real thing. It has all been theater. This cootie bug has been no worse than the flu that comes around every year since forever. Wholesale house arrest and the smashing of the economy was pointless. Mask BS was pointless. But hey, we are closer to full blown communism than ever before.

      • Fourscore

        You’re not going to go too far in a career in government with that kind of attitude, Young Man

      • Ozymandias

        Wholesale house arrest and the smashing of the economy was pointless. Mask BS was pointless. But hey, we are closer to full blown communism than ever before.

        Oh no, Suthen. It wasn’t pointless. Your last sentence was exactly the point of the first two sentences.

  9. Winston

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2021/07/10/dont-just-accept-authoritarianism-demand/

    I have learned some hard truths about my country these past 15 months. I used to imagine that we would reflexively favour liberty. Sure, we would be open to persuasion, ready to accept proportionate restrictions if they were justified by the evidence. But our default assumption would be that, as freeborn Brits, we should be able to go where we pleased without needing to explain ourselves to anyone.

    What evidence was there that Brits “reflexively favour liberty”?

    Also what him so certain that changes to British society (“persuasion”, “proportionate restrictions”) would not cause Brits to stop “reflexively favour[ing] liberty”?

    • Grosspatzer

      “freeborn Brits”.

      An oxymoron for our times.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Unfortunately. It is sad to see the nation that birthed the concept of liberalism fall the way it has.

      • juris imprudent

        Someone was just unfrozen from the 19th century?

      • Suthenboy

        Yes. Vodka out of the nose is painful.

      • pistoffnick

        “You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.”

        -Doug Stanhope, comedian

    • ignoreLander

      The readiness with which people slide from “I don’t like X” to “X should be banned” is terrifying.

      The money shot of that essay, as far as I’m concerned.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Isn’t heard immunity around 70%?

    I don’t know. I stopped listening to them.

  11. Count Potato

    “Texas Democrats fled their state on private jets Monday in order to prevent a series of new, restrictive voting laws from making their way through the state legislature.

    ‘Today, Texas House Democrats stand united in our decision to break quorum and refuse to let the Republican-led legislature force through dangerous legislation that would trample on Texans’ freedom to vote,’ the Texas state house Democratic caucus said in a statement.

    At least 58 Democratic lawmakers left Austin to fly to Washington D.C. on two private jets chartered for the occasion and will use the time in the nation’s Capitol to rally support for federal voting legislation.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9781313/Texas-Democrats-flee-STATE-prevent-Republicans-passing-voting-bills.html

    That doesn’t seem like a good system.

    • R C Dean

      The quorum requirement is OK. You have to have one, and I think 2/3s is a good quorum for a legislature.

      The problem is they don’t have a good way to get legislators to show up and do their jobs. I think a system where any legislator who doesn’t show up is deemed to have resigned would solve the problem nicely.

    • Agent Cooper

      “on private jets”

      PEOPLE OF THE PEOPLE.

      • Sean

        You can’t fuck children on commercial.

      • R C Dean

        Well, that escalated quickly.

      • Chafed

        It’s a step up from limousine liberal.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Private Jet Progressive”

    • LCDR_Fish

      To be honest I recall the repubs doing it once or twice in the past few years too – maybe in Oregon or somewhere else…..not a brand new tactic and pot calling the kettle black.

      Better to have a state legislature filibuster option – but up to the states.

    • ignoreLander

      Let me see if I can do this like a local:

      As of June 21, 17 states enacted 28 new laws that restrict access to the vote this year alone, according to the Brenner Center for Justice.

      OFFS!

  12. The Late P Brooks

    I went to the grocery store a little while ago. I saw more masks (still only a few) than I have in a while.

    i blame tourism.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe the rising prices for food is leading to more armed robberies?

      Those people weren’t masked for the Rona, they were masked for traditional stickups.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Nice trainers.

      • TARDis

        Trainers? I’m oldish. Help me understand.

        Also, when you say nope, what does that mean? She is not thicc? If not, then what?

        /confused and married to a former thicc

      • The Gunslinger

        I’m just checking the Daily mail reporting to see if they describe her as thicc. So far the answer has always been nope.

    • Chafed

      Verily, there is an ass for every seat.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      #3 appears to be for members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

    • Suthenboy

      If there is anyone worth listening to on economic literacy and real life math it is definitely the WEF.

    • R C Dean

      We were there for nearly an entire generation.

      I hate to say it, but I think Afghanistan is what it is because a lot of Afghanis want it that way.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        ^This.

      • rhywun

        Yep.

    • Ted S.

      Far worse than anything Viktor Orban stands accused of doing.

    • Animal

      Yep. Let ’em stew in their own Bronze Age juice. Not our pig, not our farm.

      • Count Potato

        Good article. The only one I lost in boating accident is the Model 60.

    • EvilSheldon

      That didn’t take long.

    • Not Adahn

      Obviously the wall builders union is giving kickbacks to that judge.

      • Tonio

        Judge’s BiL – he can’t even build a wall that stands so they ginned up a government contract for him.

    • Tonio

      Third world shitholes gonna shithole.

      Some whinger on my social media was saying last month that other countries’ treatment of gays was why we needed Gay Pride Month here. I neglected to ask him how floats with drag queens helped gays in Belarus, Iran, the ‘Stans, etc.

    • B.P.

      Fortunately the reign of terror will be short lived, as Afghanistan only has two or three walls left standing.

      • Pope Jimbo

        And those walls are pretty shaky because of all the glory holes that have been drilled into them.

    • Gadfly

      Toppling a wall onto someone seems to be a very inefficient means of execution. I know that shouldn’t be my primary take-away from this article, but Afghanistan is known to be primitive/savage so the harsh penalties don’t surprise me, but the means of enacting those penalties do.

      • Tonio

        The process is always the punishment. Crushing was used as a method of execution in England until 1742, and once in Massachusetts Colony in 1692.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sufficiently gruesome

      • Gadfly

        True, but even crushing is more efficient than toppling a wall onto someone. This punishment implies they have to find a wall no one is using, or build a wall specifically to be toppled onto someone. Even setting aside all regards to the condemned, I’d think the wall method would be incredibly inconvenient to the executioner.

      • Grosspatzer

        Nice one! But, something seems to be wrong with the sound…

      • B.P.

        Well, the sacred texts say a wall, so a wall it is. The pomp surrounding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was inefficient too. Although “wall” may have gone through the same translation difficulties as the whole 72 virgins/figs thing.

        Perhaps Afghan gay guys are stereotypically high earners like in the Western world and can provide their own walls.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        To them the inefficiency is a feature not a bug.

      • rhywun

        It rings of something taken out of scripture or something.

      • invisible finger

        Maybe they’re Roger Waters fans.

      • Ted S.

        To be fair Roger Waters hates the Jews, too.

  13. Pope Jimbo

    Not sure if Tundra or any of the other Minnesoda Glibs commented on this story yet, but man is it a heaping pile of hypocrisy!

    You really need a scorecard to keep track of all the craziness, but let me try to sum up.

    Minnesoda has a local activist/politician who is crazier/more corrupt than Omar (IMHO). John Thompson got in a little bit of trouble before the last election for bringing a mob out to the suburban home of the Mpls Police Union head and threatening to burn the neighborhood down. This intemperance did not cause him to lose the legislative race he was in (the DFL didn’t ask him to drop from the ticket).

    As a legislator his signature policies have been police reform. Big BLM guy. Demanding new laws to force cops to release more body cam footage in a faster manner. Called King Walz a sissy for not backing his reforms.

    At 1 am this July 4th, Thompson was pulled over because his car didn’t have a front license plate. During the stop they discovered that he had a Wisconsin drivers license and that his Minnesoda driving privileges had been revoked because he didn’t pay child support. The next day Thompson gets on social media claiming he was racially profiled and was ticketed for driving while black. St. Paul cops didn’t like that and publicly called on Thompson to allow them to release the bodycam footage of the stop. Thompson refused.

    Also turns out that Thompson filed to run for office using only a PO box. He also checked a box saying his address should be private because of stalkers. He renewed his Wisconsin driver’s license in 2020. So who the hell knows where he is living?

    Really watch the video in the linked article. It covers it all in a bit more depth, but it is insane just how many ways Thompson has stepped on his dick in this latest maneuver.

    A few Minnesoda pols have tsk-tsk’ed him for these shenanigans, but no one has lost their mind and suggested that the legislature needs to investigate any further.

    • Count Potato

      “St. Paul cops didn’t like that and publicly called on Thompson to allow them to release the bodycam footage of the stop. Thompson refused.”

      Do they need his permission?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yes. In Minnesoda, you can block the public release of bodycam footage of you being arrested if you want (with some exceptions).

      • Ted S.

        Which is actually not a bad thing. Consider, for example, how the police and media use booking photos as a form of public humiliation.

      • EvilSheldon

        Since politicians are not people, those kind of rules should not apply to them.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This guy gets it^

    • rhywun

      Guy sounds like a peach. I smell re-election!

  14. Winston

    https://www.conservativewoman.co.uk/how-they-groomed-us-for-the-lockdown-state/

    The third enabler of lockdown culture has been the coming of health and safety to institutions, workplaces, businesses and society. This has coincided with the rise of human resources departments and corporatist ideology in large organisations. Some call this ‘safetyism’. That fear of a virus has become the default position of a sizeable majority of the population is a testament to the success of the push, from the 1960s on. We have been thoroughly prepped for the current fear-athon by decades of this rubbish.

    Interesting post…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Risk aversion definitely drives a large portion of what we’re experiencing. People want guarantees and they think others can give them.

      • Suthenboy

        Fear is the mind killer.

    • Sean

      Bring back the YellowJackets.

  15. Gadfly

    RE: the EU’s tax levy and the proposed global minimum tax, FTA:

    The reform, if finalised in October, would need parliamentary approval in the more than 130 countries that support it, including the U.S. Congress where it could face opposition from the Republicans. All EU member states must also approve tax reforms – including the envisioned global deal.

    However, there remain some holdouts against the global deal, including three EU countries – Ireland, Hungary and Estonia.

    I wonder what the game-plan is here. The global minimum tax will require 2/3 of the US Senate to pass, plus the consent of all EU states (including tax havens), so how are they planning on bringing everyone on board? Either they are proceeding blithely with unearned confidence, or the planned horse trading/corruption/threats is going to be epic.

    • rhywun

      I want to know where the articles of impeachment are for Biden pulling this shit.

    • R C Dean

      Reconciliation. No need for the treaty to get approved (if this ever even turns into a treaty), when 50 + 1 of the Senate can pass it under reconciliation.

      • Gadfly

        That would be a real Constitutional crisis. Reconciliation, which is only (supposedly) used for budget items, is to get around the filibuster, which is not a constitutionally enshrined procedure. But the Constitution explicitly requires all treaties be affirmed by 2/3rds of the Senate. I know that the Paris Climate Accords haven’t been treated this way, but the reason for that is that it is both subsidiary to a treaty that has been ratified by the Senate and is argued that it does nothing new and so is not really a modification of said treaty (and this is strictly true, as the Paris Accords strictly do nothing). Now of course the Senate could use reconciliation to comply with the treaty without actually enacting the treaty, but doing so would mean that it could be flaunted just as easily (although, I think treaties can be flaunted just as easily anyway, so it’s not like this creates a practical distinction). Of course, for all practical purposes this discussion is moot on the US side, as the proposed international minimum corporate tax rate is 15% while the US already has a corporate tax rate of 21% (which the Ds already want to raise).

  16. Pope Jimbo

    I swear this story is not a stealth Babylon Bee story. It is real and it is beyond parody. But you should read it because $900K of your tax money went to this restaurant before they closed because of progressive infighting.

    Tracy Singleton, the owner, said her decision to shutter Birchwood comes as she considers reorganization options. Even before the Juneteenth party, she said she had been planning to lay everyone off after Father’s Day and invite them to reapply with a renewed commitment to anti-oppression and liberation. She said whatever happens, she wants to make the restaurant a more equitable place.

    “It’s kind of like a prairie fire. When a farmer wants to regenerate the soil, you burn everything down … then you can plant seeds and the seeds will flourish because the soil is so fertile,” she said in an interview. “That’s what I want to do with Birchwood.”

    The laid off staff seem just as cluelessly progressive as Singleton.

    • Grosspatzer

      It’s kind of like a prairie fire. When a farmer wants to regenerate the soil, you burn everything down … then you can plant seeds and the seeds will flourish because the soil is so fertile,”

      Who is this Tracy, so wise in the ways of agriculture? And why give up the idyllic life of a farmer for the drudgery of running a hipster restaurant?

      • Pope Jimbo

        “We really cared a lot about customers and customers really cared a lot about us,” said Mike Curran, a former server and one of the 13 behind the statement. “There is a connectivity with local farmers that really felt like we were a part of an ecosystem.”

        To be fair, her workers are just as wise in the ways of global ecology.

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Prairie Fire bit is just setting up the story for the insurance fraud when she burns down the restaurant.

      • zwak

        Sigh. Slash and burn agriculture is probably one of the most inefficient methods. Crop rotation, fertilization, and planning are simple and have been around a long time.

        And I think the same method would work well for actually achieving many of the ostensible goals of these people. Well, not the grifting part.

      • R C Dean

        When a farmer wants to regenerate the soil, you burn everything down

        I grew up in farm country, and I don’t recall a single farmer burning his fields.

      • UnCivilServant

        The author probably read an article on slash and burn agriculture back in the day and only half remembers it, but thinks they know how all farmers operate.

      • UnCivilServant

        *author of the statement. I’ve lost track of who said it.

      • Suthenboy

        It depends on the crop. They will burn around here now and then depending on what they grew that year.

      • Mojeaux

        They do that here sometimes.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Same here. The practise is common enough that permanent signs exist along Highway 16 (The Yellowhead) west of Edmonton all the way to at least Edson (several hours of driving) warning of periods of low visibility due to stubble burning.

      • westernsloper

        They do that every year here. Especially the hay fields because well, you get better hay. Also ditch burning is a yearly thing but that is to clear the ditches.

    • Count Potato

      “The event required closing a portion of the street at the restaurant, but Birchwood didn’t reach out to the city until the week of the event — too late for a permit to do so. Instead, the restaurant planned to use parked cars to block off the event in the street.”

      WTF?

      “”I make this decision with as much love and compassion as I have, from having been where all of you are before embarking on my own anti-racism path; please show up tomorrow, do whatever is required of you to be done to get the food and beverages set up … and then punch out at 2 p.m. and go home for the day,” she wrote.”

      “In social media posts, Singleton announced that most staff “walked out because they felt unsafe to be at our Juneteenth celebration,” and that after the party unfolded without issue, she returned to the cafe the following morning with a sense that “so much negative and dark energy is no longer here” because “the white supremacists have left the building.””

      She sounds completely insane. I wonder how she ever managed to run a restaurant.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The staff doesn’t sound much better….

        “Not properly carrying these permits and having an event run until 10 p.m. is a recipe for the cops to be called — and we can all understand why cops are not welcome at this celebration,” staff told Singleton in an e-mail.

        Emphasis added.

      • Surly Knott

        Have you ever worked in a restaurant? Pratchett’s description of opera applies all too well.

      • Count Potato

        Yes.

    • Count Potato

      “Jametta Raspberry, founder of House of Gristle, a catering business that shares space with Birchwood, said it was unfortunate the staff controversy boiled out of the cafe’s Juneteenth celebration, which had ultimately been a beautiful gathering with music, poetry and a food justice panel. It was a disservice to the community to have an ugly social media fight overshadow what could be a successful annual block party, she said.”

      A food justice panel?

      • Grosspatzer

        I missed that. House of Gristle??? What is the target demographic for overpriced cartilage?

      • Pope Jimbo

        You don’t fuck around with Jametta!

        “Words like ‘safety,’ ‘danger …’ Words were being used that were a very stereotypical reaction of when you start bringing Black people into your space,” Raspberry said of the lead-up to the party. “They can scream and holler, ‘We’re not racist, we’re not racist,’ but it’s very much a racist reaction. I saw it happen and this was not prompted by Tracy.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s why claiming you’re not racist is counterproductive.

        The appropriate response is to get in their face and insult them, not beg forgiveness or approval.

      • zwak

        I am going to start asking if I am racist like Ibrahim Kendi, or like Hilary Clinton?

      • EvilSheldon

        You call it a beautiful gathering, I call it a bunch of screeching Harpies finding a place to roost…

    • Old Man With Candy

      Singleton said Friday night that she has been meeting with labor organizers in hopes of holding a restorative justice circle with her former staff.

      I hope it’s not a finger and thumb circle because… you know.

      • Animal

        More like a circle jerk.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’d agree we need a cleansing fire.

      • wdalasio

        Somehow, this seemed appropriate here.

      • EvilSheldon

        Funny you should mention – ‘Prairie Fire’ is also an old US military brevity code meaning (IIRC) ‘I am in imminent danger of being overrun.’

      • wdalasio

        I was thinking more this.

    • wdalasio

      Normally, I’d say, lunatics want to waste their money, that’s none of my business. But, then there’s this

      Birchwood, which received about $900,000 through the paycheck protection program, has eight staff left. There’s no definite reopening date.

      • rhywun

        “The owner could not be be immediately reached at her shore-side cabin in the Caribbean.”

  17. Winston

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelPSenger/status/1414626525576499200

    In case it’s not obvious, they’re trying to rope you into a global dictatorship characterized by an endless cycle of human rights restrictions from which you can be released only by waiting for and accepting their latest vaccine, thus ratifying the restrictions. Don’t be fooled.

    This. And they are winning…

    • grrizzly

      Quebec: vaccination is a passport to freedom.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Bob: Freedom is a Passport away from Mandatory Vaccinations

      • grrizzly

        I thought for a split second about bragging about my second passport. But then I recalled this:

        MOSCOW, July 12. /TASS/. Mandatory vaccination against the novel coronavirus infection for certain categories of the population has been imposed in 25 Russian regions, Anna Popova, chief of Russia’s sanitary watchdog, told TASS on Monday.

        “By today, mandatory vaccination has been imposed in 25 Russian regions. The list [of categories subject to obligatory vaccination] includes jobs involving close contacts with people (medicine, trade, services, culture, etc.),” she said.

        According to Popova, the sanitary watchdog is working jointly with the ministry of economic development and sectoral business development institutions on all issues of coronavirus restrictions in regions.

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, it really does come down to might makes right in terms of human social behavior. The collective will ultimately win, this is why anarchy never catches on. This republic has been an experiment to see if we had evolved past that; we haven’t.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    If The Man decides that antifa has outlived its usefulness and starts locking them up, will there be enough of them to create their own prison gangs? Or will they have to join the Aryan Nation for protection?

    Would the Aryan Nation take them?

    • juris imprudent

      Prison Bitches United? Shuttlecock as the logo?

    • R C Dean

      I’ll just say I’m sure they’ll find their place in the prison ecosystem.

      • Suthenboy

        Most of them have been there already, so yeah, they will fit right in.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Being passed around for smokes?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      That would make a pretty good sitcom.

      • R C Dean

        Hogan’s Zeros?

    • blackjack

      I spent some time in proximity of those guys as a yute. Antifa should be encouraged to try and join. I just want video of the initial encounter.

  19. Winston

    https://mobile.twitter.com/TIME/status/1414230497396469760

    “The troubled history of air-conditioning suggests not that we chuck it entirely but that we focus on public cooling, on public comfort, rather than individual cooling, on individual comfort,” writes
    @ericdeanwilson

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But what about social distancing?

    • leon

      Yes. And also it’s not good that I individually sustain myself. We need public sustenance of leon’s lifestyle.

    • EvilSheldon

      You may feel free to focus on whatever your soft little brain requires. I will continue to set my thermostat to 69.

      • Count Potato

        Are you some sort of talking polar bear?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that’s a little chilly even for me, and I hate the heat.

      • Sean

        He likes hard nipples.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yes.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yes.

      • Gender Traitor

        Euphemism?

      • EvilSheldon

        Yes, yes, and yes.

      • TARDis

        ^^^woman

    • Suthenboy

      Good grief what a steaming pile of shit that account is.

    • R C Dean

      Has he (yes, I’ll assume his gender) demanded that Time stop airconditioning its offices? Has he turned off the airco in his apartment?

    • rhywun

      OFFS

    • Gadfly

      How does one even achieve “public cooling, public comfort”? Is the point that only public spaces should be climate controlled, or that people should be herded into public housing? Either way, I’m opting out.

      • rhywun

        Don’t waste your time on gibberish.

      • Gadfly

        Good point.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    I was hungry, so I fixed myself a roast beast sammich. now I’m falling asleep.

    • TARDis

      Did you at least wrap the sammich up and put it in the fridge?

  21. The Hyperbole

    The thing I don’t get about the Tucker/NSA spy thing is why did someone think that leaking that Tucker was trying to get an interview with Putin is worth breaking the law/risking their job, etc.. Was there something more it it that I’m missing, what’s so shocking about a journalist (even a performative one like Carlson) trying to get an interview with a world leader, that happens all the time no?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Arrogance

      They believe they’re above the law, and they may be right.

      • zwak

        Mussolini thought he was above the law also.

      • leon

        No, he was within it. Nothing was outside it, or even against it.

      • The Hyperbole

        Okay but why leak this, it’s such an absolute nothing, regardless whether they thought that they were risking anything or not. What’s damning about “Tucker Carlson tried to get an interview with Putin”, how does that damage Carlson in any way?

      • R C Dean

        Maybe its not so much what they leaked about Carlson, as it is reminding everyone that they can, and will, monitor your email and leak it whenever they damn well please.

      • The Hyperbole

        That makes as much sense as anything I guess. I’d think they would want to wait until they caught someone doing something at least a little nefarious and use that as both a warning to others and a ‘gotcha’ to an enemy.

      • leon

        They certainly have tried to twist it into “well he was talking to Putin, he deserved it”.

      • Breet Pharara

        For people capable of critical thought it means nothing. For people still full on with the “Trump (and anyone I disagree with) is a Russian puppet” shtick, its further proof that Fox is an arm of the Russian misinformation campaign.

        Also, with confirmation that Tucker was being spied on, they needed something to justify it and that was all they had. Let the normal crowd sell the snake oil, they just needed to supply it.

      • wdalasio

        We really don’t know what they tried to leak though, do we? We know what Carlson, Axios and their sources have told us. It could well be that they’d tried to get friendly reporters to publish stories that, while not illegal or a matter of public record, could be discrediting or embarrassing. The story could well have broken before the smear stories broke. The story now would be overshadowed by the government leak angle.

    • EvilSheldon

      If you’re truly committed to the woke ideology, the only way you stack up chips is attacking the enemy, by any means necessary.

    • leon

      The intelligence agencies are not sending us their best?

    • grrizzly

      Nobody was risking their jobs. Spying on US citizens by the intelligence community is routine. The IC is above the law. They do what they please.

      • Sean

        Well..there was that one time…

        Reality Winner was just recently let out of prison.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m convinced she was honey-potted. Nice inept chick to serve as a warning to others.

    • Suthenboy

      Because RUSSIA!

      *wipes foam from mouth*

    • Urthona

      They were just spying on him in general hoping to scoop some damaging political information.

      • The Hyperbole

        Was he being spied on or did he just get unmasked and leaked based upon their spying on the Russians?

      • Urthona

        That’s essentially their excuse. They needed to monitor the Russians. It might just so happen that they got some damaging info on a political enemy that they could then leak, but that’s only an ‘’accident”.

      • rhywun

        Of course. Spying on the Russians by definition includes anyone they were communicating with.

      • wdalasio

        Just that. My sense is they probably did start spying for legitimate reasons. But, someone with an ax to grind figured they could smear him.

      • The Hyperbole

        I guess its a pedantic point, but I think saying “they were spying on me” implies you were the intended target of the spying, If I happen to call my drug dealer buddy who the narcs are spying on and they record our conversation that doesn’t mean they were spying on me (by my understanding of the terms.)

      • westernsloper

        The “rule” is, they are not supposed to “unmask” the “American citizen” caught up” in all the the spying the fuck knuckles are doing. As Edward Snowden pointed out the fuck knuckles do it all the time and hence why he now lives in Russia.

      • The Hyperbole

        I get that, and I’m not arguing that it’s all hunky dory just that that doesn’t change the definition of “spying on me” Maybe we need a new term for when someone else is being spied on and you happen to get in the middle of it. “Tuckered” maybe?

      • blackjack

        Imma say. They were spying. The guy whose words were intercepted by the spies was spied upon. Perfectly sensible.

      • westernsloper

        But that is the thing, it went from spying on the filthy fucking Russians to spying on Tucker. It is but an excuse and a weak way to claim he “wasn’t the target” but then they go ahead and collect his emails even though there is nothing in them that pertains to whatever they are supposed to be doing legally. Fuck them. They spy on all of us and is now why I shave my taint using my webcam. H/T Jesse

      • The Hyperbole

        Is there any evidence they “collected” his emails, I can’t even find any leaked emails, best I get its that someone knew the content of some of his emails with the commies (regarding getting an interview with Putin), which would be perfectly aligned with them spying on commies and ‘Tuckering’ Tucker. Which is bad enough I’m not defending that, it just doesn’t rise to “spying on Carlson” at this point.

      • westernsloper

        The only evidence I know of is Tuckers claim that his informant read his emails back to him so to me that is they had them and did not delete them. I am with blackjack. They have his emails. He was spied on. You can use whatever semantics you want but ya. Spying occurred and he was one of those spied on.

      • The Hyperbole

        What I read was Tucker claimed he was told the content of his emails, granted it’s a small nit to pick, but I can’t find him saying they read him his emails, that’s what a lot of people are implying but what he said could just as well apply to someone calling him and saying “hey I heard you were talking to the commies” no need for having his emails at all.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This is true. We have third to fourth-hand information. Details are supposedly that specific information that he only sent to one person were read back verbatim by someone who should not have that information.

        I guess that is where it lies.

      • Suthenboy

        Y’all are talking about this as if we don’t all know damned well the NSA is spying on all of us without impunity. Of course they are spying on their political enemies. They are a bunch of banana republic monkey and this is probably the least of their sins.

      • blackjack

        So, if i have a listening device and I point it at your next door nieghbor’s house, then i hear you say something incriminating and report you, you weren’t spied upon. I generally like a lot of your input, but this is horse shit. Intercepting info that somebody sends, however they send it, privately and then using it in ways that harm them is fucking spying. S.P.Y.I.N.G. There ain’t no half measure to it. He got spied upon.

      • The Hyperbole

        So, if i have a listening device and I point it at your next door nieghbor’s house, then i hear you say something incriminating and report you, you weren’t spied upon.

        Exactly, it is as I said a small nit to pick, and apparently a distinction that only I grok, while you may say in that case that I was spied upon in that instant, the idea that I was ‘being spied on’ as an ongoing endeavor, which claiming that “they” were “spying” on me means, is silly. I’m about to take my trash to the curb, one of my neighbors might look out this window and see me, he may even say to his wife, “That asshole from across the street just took out his trash.” could I claim that my neighbor was spying on me?

      • The Hyperbole

        Better example, suppose you are spying on your neighbor Bob, He’s a Beach Boys fan or something and you figure you should keep your eye on him, you set up some cameras and microphones and you start monitoring his comings and goings. Then one day while watching Bob you see the other next door neighbor Fred chase down his wife on the sidewalk and brutally murder her. When you report this to the police would you say “I was spying on Fred when I saw him brain Hortense with a garden gnome”? or you would say “I was spying on Bob when I happened to see Fred murder his wife by pummeling her with a garden gnome, one of the larger ones, with the droopy hat, that sometimes is leading a donkey, not the pointy red hatted one like in the travel commercials.”

      • blackjack

        It shouldn’t need mentioning, the difference between being seen doing mundane things in public and conducting information in ways you expect to be private.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well…I would say it is inline with the recent comments that “Biden allied groups, including the Democratic National Committee, are also planning to engage fact-checkers more aggressively and work with SMS carriers to dispel misinformation about vaccines that is sent over social media and text messages.

      Show that they can and will read your emails/texts at will, nothing happens when it comes to light, new policies put in place because the push back was next to nothing about it.

    • leon

      I’ll also note that often a conspiracy that was caught half through, looks very dumb. It only looks smart if they cover their tracks. It could be that they really didn’t expect someone to snitch on them.

      • R C Dean

        In support of my theory that this was about sending a message, not targeting Carlson, I note that the NSA leaked his emails after he said they were monitoring them and would leak them. If they cared about somebody snitching on them, all they had to do was . . . nothing. That would discredit Carlson, but instead they validated his story. Why would they do that, unless the point all along was to let everybody know they were being watched, and their email traffic could be made public at any time?

      • Urthona

        I see

    • Sukkoi19

      Tim Pool’s take on it was that if Carlson didn’t find out about it and get ahead of the story then the narrative would have been that Tucker was talking to the evil Russians and all that entails and the fact that he was merely trying to get an interview would have been omitted or downplayed. Likely Tucker would have been on his back foot throughout in that scenario trying to defend himself as just trying to get an interview. Since he got ahead of it from the leaked intel the story is more or less about NSA spying.

      • Ozymandias

        Correct.
        They were spying on him and potentially prepping a coordinated Media smear campaign. I suspect the Deep State/Media Complex does not like the fact that (a) he’s among the most popular shows on TV, and (b) makes a point of crushing Fauci, Dems, and the entire vaccine mandate.
        Fortunately, he got wind of it and was able to get out in front of it, likely disrupting the timing and ability of the Dems/Media to set the whole smear up. So they leaked it anyway with the “talking with Putin” as the excuse.
        All they need is a fig leaf for their drones. Look at the justification for Hillary’s multiple email felonies. “No reasonable prosecutor…” and then a cacaphony of Media support blaring that and smearing anyone who dared to stand up to it. And she still almost became POTUS while openly selling US foreign policy through the Clinton Foundation. The American public (broadly) deserves everything it gets, if we’re being honest.

  22. leon

    So I didn’t realize till today that there was a difference between the Capitol police and the DC city police department.

    So I see now why Congress is trying to turn them into a mini FBI/NSA

    • Ownbestenemy

      Especially when Congress is arming them with technology such as Gorgon Stare and Persistent Surveillance Systems Ground – Medium (PSSG-M) units.

    • Tonio

      OMG, yes. You used to could get arrested every day of the week, and twice on Sunday, in the District without being arrested twice by any single LE organization. Metropolitan Police Department (DC city police), National Capitol Police (US Capitol and related office buildings), Smithsonian Police (obv), US Park Police (federal monuments such as Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and the National Mall), Metro Transit Police (DC area subway, Justice Thomas is a big fan), and the various federal agencies each used to have their own police forces though some of those may have been consolidate into DHS. There was a state dept diplomatic security service to protect diplomats from other countries, aka embassy row police.

    • LJW

      So which government organization is not spying on us?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I feel pretty safe from the Department of Weights and Measures, but maybe I’m just being naive.

      • Sean

        I hope your kitchen scale has been recently calibrated.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        I calibrated her yesterday.

      • Ownbestenemy

        *snickers*

  23. grrizzly

    Lockdowns today, lockdowns tomorrow, lockdowns forever.

    Dozens of towns in Spain’s Valencia to reimpose curfews to curb COVID-19

    A Spanish court on Monday authorised more than 30 towns in the Mediterranean region of Valencia to impose night curfews to counter a soaring COVID-19 infection rate among unvaccinated youngsters.

    The regional government had asked its regional court to authorise a 1 a.m. to 6 a.m. curfew on towns with more than 5,000 inhabitants considered high-risk, including its capital, Valencia, and local tourism hotspot Benicassim.

    Social gatherings of more than 10 people will be banned.

    “These are proportional measures to create an atmosphere to curb the pandemic’s rebound,” said Valencia’s regional leader, Ximo Puig.

    The eastern region, which for weeks had one of the country’s lowest rates of fewer than 50 infections per 100,000 inhabitants, has surpassed the 250-case threshold that indicates extreme risk.

    • rhywun

      extreme risk

      OFFS.

      Yeah, they’re “creating an atmosphere” of something, all right.

  24. grrizzly

    Notice what Texas Democrats are NOT wearing on their faces why they flee by privates jets to DC.

    • Urthona

      I’m telling you. No one has worn masks in Texas all year. Not even Democrats. Even our Democrats are more right wing than unusual.

      • Gadfly

        In the more blue areas of Texas masks are still a common sight. It was only recently in my area (DFW) that stores stopped requiring them, and I still see some people with them on. There were even some people wearing masks at the Rangers game I went to last month. Granted, the mask wearers are in the minority now, but I feel that red Texas has been calling BS on masks far longer than blue Texas.

      • Hyperion

        I don’t know. I just read an article about that and the photo looked like the teacher’s union are fleeing TX. I’m having a hard time believing anyone on that plane is more right wing than even Marx or Lenin.

      • Sean

        Karens and cucks confirmed.

      • Suthenboy

        Yes, the demographics there is exactly what I expected.

        Down with universal suffrage. We really need to reverse that.

    • LJW

      So no masks and unnecessary travel flying in private jets. They’re killing grandma and mother nature.

  25. B.P.

    I have tickets to tomorrow’s MLB allstar game. The catch is that the tickets must be on a smart phone (no, MLB, I don’t want your stupid app). That seems prejudicial, since it is well known that minorities can’t even figure out how to acquire an ID, and rural people can’t figure out how to make photocopies. After all, the game was moved from Atlanta to Denver because of Georgia’s new racist/Jim Crow voting law.

    • Count Potato

      “The catch is that the tickets must be on a smart phone”

      I hate those things.

    • rhywun

      Do you need a guinea-pig passport, too? I just assume all sporting events are requiring it now.

      • TARDis

        sporting events

        I remember when I gave a shit about those. Seems like just yesterday.

    • limey

      I tuned back into MLB this year but it didn’t take long for something to come along and stick in my craw enough for me to completely tune out again.

  26. Q Continuum

    “universal white supremacist hate sign”

    Still failing to understand and/or refusing to acknowledge that this was a troll prank set up by 4Chan.

    • Suthenboy

      Everything the left says is some kind of fabrication or deception to the point of absurdity. Why anyone listens to anything they have to say is a mystery to me. I think I tis mostly willful stupidity so they can keep pretending the world is what they wish it was.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        People like to be scared.

    • limey

      Spoiler alert: no tits

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        And I did the whole capcha thing and everything. FAIL.

    • Hyperion

      Would be great, almost has to happen, but I’m afraid it will not. I’ve seen no sign of that at all. In fact, that’s the first article I’ve even seen mention it.

  27. Count Potato

    “”Restricting internet access has become a tried-and-true method of stifling dissent by authoritarian regimes around the world, alongside government-supported disinformation campaigns and propaganda…””

    https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1414709948580302854

    LOLOLOL

    • Hyperion

      “disinformation campaigns and propaganda”

      Well, if anyone would know…

    • Animal

      Self-awareness rating: Zero.

    • Suthenboy

      I guess Humpty Dumpty would know.

    • rhywun

      Comedy gold

    • blackjack

      I gotta believe that the Bee paid him to do that. Just have to believe that.

  28. Hyperion

    “the Cuba Freedom Parade”

    America’s message to the Cubans:

    Come here, don’t worry, we’re doing real communism this time and we still have huge piles of other people’s money to spend!

  29. Hyperion

    I’m sure the democrats are working on the new word to make Cubans feel more welcome in the USA. CubanX? CubX?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Since they will be the ones rejecting communism, the Dems will call them haters and racists.

      • limey

        Or they will just drown out their real message and The Narrative will tell everyone how much the Cubxn community wants the whole woke progressive package deal.

      • Suthenboy

        I think the Cuban community in the US is deeply hated by the democrats.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        And vice versa.

  30. westernsloper

    The protests seemingly started in the central Cuban city of San Antonio de los Banos……

    Can you blame them? That is a shitty place to live.

    • blackjack

      We have a place in the central valley, about half way up the 5, called Los Banos. It reeks of cow shit. I have no idea who named it, but i can guess why.

      • Hyperion

        “about half way up the 5”

        You talk like a Californian. “You get on the 5 and take it up until you smell the cow shit, then you’re in Los Banos.”

      • blackjack

        Chaa! As if…

      • westernsloper

        I live a few miles from a dairy and if the wind is right? Oh yaaaaaa. Luckily the prevailing is 99% from not that direction.

      • Hyperion

        I lived in IN and the wind was always blowing in that direction.

    • rhywun

      Wingnut prudes.

      • limey

        ???

    • blackjack

      Fake dicked m9nkeys are only fun in barrels. Duh!

    • leon

      Was the event message: “learn to read or you’ll end up like this guy”?

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah, I was trying to figure that out myself. What to monkey dicks have to do with children reading? The message seems to be “urgily burgley, we are a bunch of fucking fruitcakes, bleedibly doobly. ”

        This is what I was reading in the second grade: https://www.amazon.com/Weakfoot-Linda-Cline/dp/0688416977
        No monkey dicks involved.

  31. Hyperion

    If you think Covid was bad, you need to know about this. Be MOAR AFRAID.

  32. Hyperion

    If you think Covid was bad, be MOAR AFRAID!

    Yes, because now, a new and MOAR SCARIER drug is sweeping the nation!

    It’s the Frankenstein version of the devil’s weed. And it’s coming to playgrounds near you, it’s coming for your children!

    SUPER DEBIL WEED!

    Or, this stuff is totally safe, but only if it can be ‘regulated’ so only we can make and sell it.

    • Suthenboy

      “…popping up in gas stations, convenience stores, tobacco shops, and cannabis dispensaries throughout the US and beyond—often with no age restrictions.”

      I don’t think I buy that.

    • R C Dean

      delta-8-THC produces euphoric effects that are similar to but milder than those of delta-9-THC

      Meh. Do better, scaremongers.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ITS DELTA THOUGH! Couldn’t resist.

  33. hayeksplosives

    The OK symbol is not a white power symbol. That is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

    • Hyperion

      Sure… I bet you used it at the insurrection.

    • Suthenboy

      “That is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.”

      You need to get out more.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, that line became way harder to find a use for in the last few years.

    • Suthenboy

      Trump: “We are going to make America great again. My goal is to see to it that you and your family enjoy prosperity.”

      Biden: “Damned right I am going to take your guns and your taxes will increase a lot.”

      I wonder why no one believes the election was on the up and up. It’s a mystery.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Obama: “I’m gonna make gas cost $6 a gallon”

        American voters: “Yay!!”

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is in line with the desire to be part of the international community.

      • The Hyperbole

        And yet in the end both of them will have spent, borrowed, and printed unprecedented amounts of fake money, dropped thousands of real bombs on women and children in ass backward countries, and passed stupid laws that do nothing to increase freedom. But at least one of them spewed the correct bullshit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        See that is how you introduce bullshit into a conversation so we don’t discuss the messaging that is coming from a particular administration and how the voting public digests it. Instead, now we discuss how they all spend like undead sailors.

  34. hayeksplosives

    I’m sitting in an Italian restaurant on my way home from work waiting for a to-go order of lasagna and chicken sorrentino. Don’t feel like cooking (more accurately, don’t feel like shopping for groceries) and the spousal unit doesn’t feel like going out.

    So I’m having a glass of wine while I wait for my meal.

    There is a painted sign that says “Now and then it is good to pause in the pursuit of happiness and just be happy.”

    I’ll take that line of thinking while I listen to Sinatra and other Rat Packers croon over the speakers.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That is going to be us tonight. Im ordering in. Im tired, wife is tired. I could make the t-bone steaks, but those can be done tomorrow.

      • blackjack

        East coast wop food, for us. I’m having sausage and peppers. Not exactly a slam dunk, but i’m hopeful.

      • blackjack

        Aaand that sucked. I hope Bruno is not an Italian. He used canned peppers and overcooked super fat spaghetti. Even the meat sucked. No wonder they kicked him out of NYC.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ah that sucks. We still are not sure what to get. Probably some generic ‘Chinese food.

      • Suthenboy

        Pizza here. I loaded it up with three meats, three cheeses, three different peppers, a bit of onion and sprinkled finely chopped black olive between layers of cheese.

        Yum.

  35. Chai Girl

    I have been selected so far for Jury Duty and been pick for jury selection for a trial. I might get dismissed, cause my stepfather died from cancer from asbestos. It is an asbestos case. Seems interesting. I at least get a bus pass for each day I go down town, they don’t pay for parking.

    • westernsloper

      Take a big purse and snag lots of lunches. Don’t they feed lunches at those outings?

    • Suthenboy

      I was selected last year. Thank goodness I was able to beg out. It was a trial for some movie villain level creep that had built a torture dungeon in his house and was kidnapping women for rape and torture. Jeebus….who does that shit? I am glad I didnt have to learn the details. My wife had broken her foot so she was already being tortured…my job was to stay home and wait on her hand and…foot.

    • blackjack

      I have federal court jury duty in august. I look forward to it because i get paid full pop and i get the chance to help justice along a bit, maybe.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Just make sure you present yourself as the biggest idiot, otherwise you will be dismissed. Don’t need no ebumacated folks thinking things through with rationale and critical processes.

      • Suthenboy

        “…help justice along…”

        Check this guy out.

      • blackjack

        Last time, me and one other holdout stopped a guy from getting a bogus conviction. I saw first hand how deep the throating is among the cop fellating jury pool. If not for us two, that dude was gonna have a recors for life. He was obvously not guilty.

  36. Suthenboy

    There sure is a lot of gnashing of teeth about the Taliban these days. A bunch of illiterate goat fuckers whose only possessions are the shirts on their backs and a junky AK-47. What have we gotten out of 20 years there, a trillion dollars and how many Americans killed or wounded? How exactly are these people any threat to us?