Monday Links of #$%&

by | Jul 19, 2021 | Daily Links, KHAAAAAANNN!!! | 386 comments

Me, today.

Bad news for me and bad news for my Dad. I shan’t bore you with the details, but I want to warn you in case I come across as grumpy…it is because I am.

Of course, once you look at the links, you too, may become a bit cheesed off.  Here, take a look:

  • Haiti remains a source of damned foolishness, misery and just plain WTF.
  • I don’t get to play rugby anymore…so…hey, touch?! Never mind. That is a BS record.
  • I loathe grifters.
  • Speaking of @$$holes and money. Maybe their next flavor could be “Rocket Raspberry” or “Jihad Jam”.

Screw it.

 

UPDATE: The hits keep on coming. Mrs. Swiss doesn’t just have a torn meniscus – her ACL is f’d up too! Whee!

UPDATE 2: The house AC is acting up, and I got a recall notice on my car… “may burst into flames, even if off!” SMDH.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

386 Comments

  1. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Hope your dad is OK

    • B.P.

      Ditto that.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Me too.  :-/

    • Swiss Servator

      Thank you, but he is not.

      • Sean

        Sorry, Swiss.

      • Tonio

        You will both be in my thoughts.

      • Suthenboy

        I am sorry to hear that. My father and three of my cousins are 80+. They are some of my favorite people in the world but I know they won’t be around much longer. You know it is coming and you think you are ready but you never are. It always knocks you down no matter how ready you think you are.
        I wish sometimes a bus would hit me first, as selfish as that is, but damn.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Sorry, Swiss 🙁

      • grrizzly

        I’m so sorry to hear this, Swiss.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m sorry to hear about your father, Swiss.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Thoughts and prayers.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Sorry Swiss. You and him have my thoughts and prayers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My sympathies.

      • zwak

        Best wishes, Swiss.

      • Animal

        Sorry to hear that, Swiss. Let us know if there’s anything we can do.

      • Swiss Servator

        Unless you are a vascular surgeon, I will take prayers in lieu of that.

      • Fourscore

        I can only iterate and re-iterate what all the others have said. I will tell you with all sincerity that old people are way better prepared for what comes next than their family. I just visited my oldest best friend, we disagreed on the corona but we know and talk about our preparations for the grand finale.

        Be thankful for the memories. The suddenness will come as a surprise to all but one. I’m glad you have had your father this long, my Dad’s been gone 52 years and I still miss him. Every year he sits with me in my deer stand and I have time to remember the “Old Days”. Your Dad will be you too, I’m sure of it…

      • Swiss Servator

        Dad is a retired doc. They make the worst patients.

      • C. Anacreon

        So sorry for you and your family, thoughts and prayers to you.

      • westernsloper

        +1

      • blackjack

        Sorry, man. I will offer my version of prayers and try to refrain from making puns this post. Try!

      • Professional Beach Bum

        Sorry also Swiss.

  2. Not Adahn

    Brits being antisemitic? Surely you jest!

  3. kinnath

    In the dead thread, there was a link to an article on landscape planting and male trees.

    I planted 13 Autumn Blaze maples about 15 years ago. They are a cross between red and white maples (which produce the little helicopter seeds). The hybrid maple is sterile — so no seeds.

    Except this year, every tree produced copious amounts of little red helicopter seeds. And it looks like one of them has sprouted a tree where I don’t need a tree.

    I am tempted to dig it up and plant it somewhere else to see what it grows into.

    • Fourscore

      I watered my little apple trees yesterday, we got about a 1/10 of rain today. I have about 10 little ones I’m thinking of planting , I’ve got my shovel in the trailer but I’m not sure how well the hole digging is going to go. Maybe I’ll try tomorrow. I raised them from apple seeds so nothing lost.

      You must have a girl tree mixed in that bunch, they may grow big so put away from the buildings but you already know that.

  4. Ghostpatzer

    Sorry about your dad, wish I could offer more than good wishes.

    • juris imprudent

      Likewise.

  5. Suthenboy

    Grumpy? Everyone gets a pass on having a grumpy day. Relax, we understand. Trust me, I understand completely.

    Haiti: Slave revolt tossed the French out. I dont think a single person left in the country after that could read or write. They kind of got off to a bad start, but at least they were free.

    I hate that bitch. In 50 years no one will remember her name, so, whatever.

    No one seems to ever point out why the Israelis are there. Fuck’em. *takes a bite of Bluebell Black Walnut ice cream.*

    • Drake

      They literally killed every white person on their half of the island in 1804.

      Will Ben and Jerry stop peddling ice cream to occupied Prussia?

      • waffles

        They better.

      • prolefeed

        Well, they killed the vast majority of whites. Some non-French settlers were spared when they essentially agreed to identify as black, along with some women who agreed to marry black men. Plus some people escaped from Haiti.

        The killing didn’t happen in any given city until the leader of the revolution appeared in person and ordered the soldiers to carry out the orders they had ignored in his absence.

      • Lackadaisical

        Interesting, any good links on that part of the revolution?

      • prolefeed

        Wikipedia:

        By the end of April 1804, some 3,000 to 5,000 people had been killed[23] and the white Haitians were practically eradicated, excluding a select group of whites who were given amnesty. The spared consisted of the Polish ex-soldiers who were given Haitian citizenship; a small group of German colonists invited to the north-west region before the revolution; and a group of medical doctors and professionals.[15] Reportedly, also people with connections to officers in the Haitian army were spared, as well as the women who agreed to marry non-white men.[23]

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1804_Haiti_massacre

      • blackjack

        That’s a hell of a way to get voted off the island.

    • R C Dean

      In 50 years no one will remember her name, so, whatever.

      Provided she doesn’t flame out in some career-ending debacle, I think she (or someone very much like her) is the future of the Dem party. Unless the whole party implodes, I see her as being on the shortlist for a Presidential ticket.

      • Suthenboy

        It is hard to see how they could do worse than Biden but now that you say that I remember “It can always get worse”.

  6. waffles

    Ben & Jerry’s is a fucking joke. You really need to be some special kind of asshole has to make ice cream sales political. I guess they’ve been doing stuff like this for ages, so it’s on brand. For me, no thanks.

    • Swiss Servator

      After Unilever bought them, I thought that crap would stop.

      • Sensei

        And yet other brands that were previously “unwoke” have no problem going woke.

        Here’s looking at you Gillette!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Part of the purchase agreement was a hands off with an independent board that allows that sort of thing to fester.

      • rhywun

        If anything, it’s getting worse.

    • invisible finger

      I don’t get it. Per wikipedia, they have a factory in Israel. And they’re owned by Unilever anyway.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Playing both sides – double the money!

    • Suthenboy

      Yep, they have been doing this forever. Like many they think they are far more important than they are.

      “Cemeteries are filled with indispensable men.” – Mark Twain? Charles De Gaulle? Meh, it is attributed too many.

      • kinnath

        They was woke before anyone else thought to call it that.

    • prolefeed

      Inflation doesn’t occur when the price of certain goods rise. Inflation occurs when fiat money is created out of thin air, devaluing the existing money supply.

      If the Dems ram thru this multi-trillion dollar spending bill, it will further devalue the currency and cause inflation. Anyone “economist” who says the cause will decouple from the effects and no inflation will occur is a partisan hack.

      • Suthenboy

        Exactly. ‘Inflation’ refers to inflating the supply of money, not rises in prices. One is cause, the other, effect.

      • Rat on a train

        Spending another $4T will actually reduce inflation by some magic means:

        If we increase the availability of quality, affordable child care, elder care, paid leave, more people will enter the workforce. These steps will enhance our productivity, raising wages without raising prices. That won’t increase inflation. That will take the pressure off of inflation

      • R C Dean

        If we increase the availability of quality, affordable child care, elder care, paid leave, more people will enter the workforce. These steps will enhance our productivity,

        Paid leave erodes productivity. While the workforce will expand to employ all the child and elder care workers now being paid indirectly by the federal government, that won’t enhance productivity, either. The only possible source of increased productivity is the people who enter the workforce only because they can now get subsidized child and elder care. I don’t know how many that would be (and neither does the author), but I posit that they are marginal workers anyway (because they won’t work unless someone picks up some of their expenses), and are unlikely to be hard-charging, productive employees.

        Besides, only a fraction of the trillions is going to go to subsidizing child and elder care workers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “Paid leave erodes productivity.”

        This. Over and over. We’re actively destroying actual wealth production while bumping the money supply. They’re pumping inflation from both ends.

      • Lackadaisical

        Just like Winston’s mom.

      • juris imprudent

        That may be true, but you sure can’t tell it based on monetary theory. Turns out the velocity of money isn’t anywhere near as rigid as that assumes. That said, we are in uncharted waters.

  7. prolefeed

    Te: the previous post on a gorilla harem society, and post menopausal women:

    I’m guessing the dominant males would snarf up the females of breeding age, leaving a lot of horny beta males. So the remaining females would likely choose mates among the beta males, and some would choose a lot of mates, recreating prostitution.

    • Drake

      Or the males would bang younger males…

      Either way, this sounds a lot like much of the Muslim world.

      • Tonio

        Hey, now…

    • The Other Kevin

      What do gorillas do? I thought they kept the older females around to help raise the kids?

  8. Count Potato

    “Bad news for me and bad news for my Dad.”

    Sorry, about whatever it is.

  9. Count Potato

    “Haiti remains a source of damned foolishness, misery and just plain WTF.”

    It’s been that way for a long time. Which is sad, because most of the Haitians I’ve known were wonderful people.

    • Contrarian P

      Which is why I always tell people that kindness is very overrated as a virtue. As lovely as it is to kind and giving to others in your personal life, it leads to horrible damage and destruction if left unchecked. Some of the nicest people I know have produced absolute wreckage by abetting bad behavior, excusing laziness, and refusing to tell people “no”, even when it’s clear that would be best for them.

      You write that into politics and you’re screwed.

  10. Penguin

    Hope things get better for your Dad, Swiss.

  11. Count Potato

    Could someone please turn off the sidebar?

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m pretty sure it’s repulsed by all of us.

    • C. Anacreon

      When she SIZZLES I bet it smells like fried pork belly.

      • slumbrew

        That’s a lot of ass.

        Not a fan.

      • Bobarian LMD

        a cellulite reducing treatment on her famously perky behind

        That is not “perky”.

        That is “brobdingnagian”.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think the technical term is badonkadonk.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Pert behind.

      • R C Dean

        “Pert – (of a bodily feature or garment) attractive because neat and jaunty.”

        Err, whatever virtues her derriere may have, its not “pert”,

      • slumbrew

        “humongous” and “pert” don’t usually go together.

      • C. Anacreon

        But you can always “Wash ‘n’ Go” with Pert.

      • The Gunslinger

        I just report what the Daily mail reports. One of these days they will call her thicc and then I’ll know they are reading our comments.

  12. Old Man With Candy

    Just read Animals story and the comments. I was disappointed that I saw no reference to kal-if-fee.

  13. grrizzly

    COVID-19 vaccines are so effective…

    From the UK:

    COVID-19: 60% of people being admitted to hospital with coronavirus have been double jabbed, says Vallance

    It comes as figures show most regions of England now have more coronavirus patients in hospital than at any point since mid-March.

    • The Other Kevin

      Must be that new strain. Better lock down again until we get a vaccine for it. /kidding (but not really)

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Why not, Texas could use another congressional district in 2030.

    • Suthenboy

      I cant understand why anyone would take that vaccine.

    • Count Potato

      “Sixty percent of people being admitted to hospital with COVID-19 are unvaccinated, the government’s chief scientific adviser has said.

      Earlier, Sir Patrick Vallance told a news briefing that figure was for double-jabbed people. But he later corrected himself on Twitter, saying the original statistic was false.

      He posted: “Correcting a statistic I gave at the press conference today, 19 July.

      “About 60% of hospitalisations from COVID are not from double-vaccinated people, rather 60% of hospitalisations from COVID are currently from unvaccinated people.””

      • Sean

        60/40 or 40/60. Either way, not good #s.

      • slumbrew

        That’s a pretty serious “whoops”.

      • grrizzly

        They can’t keep their lies straight.

      • R C Dean

        And how many people is that, compared to the pre-vax numbers?

    • Tonio

      They are calling these “breakthrough” infections, as in they break through the impregnable wall of vaccination.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Not only that its sniffles all the way down unless of course you have a comorbidity which is still one of the driving factors of hurrying along a death and as RC alluded to, compared to pre-vax numbers?….hang on a sec, I reek of the bullshit I just stepped into.

  14. wdalasio

    Sorry to hear about your Dad, Swiss.

    • The Gunslinger

      Me too.

    • slumbrew

      He has certain appetites that can’t be sated with your run-of-the-mill $1,000/hour call girl.

    • Suthenboy

      There is a certain segment of society that is so scummy they are beyond words.

    • juris imprudent

      If he offered, she wasn’t extorting him – they were just negotiating.

      • Count Potato

        “Black said he and Ganieva had engaged in a consensual affair starting in 2008 until 2015 – when he claims she extorted him by threatening to take their relationship public if he did not pay her $100million.

        While he did not meet her initial demand, in exchange for her silence Black said he agreed to forgive $1million in loans he made to her, and to make $100,000 monthly payments for 15 years.”

      • Suthenboy

        Woodchippers all around.

      • Suthenboy

        Trash.

      • The Hyperbole

        His money, her favors, has nothing to do with me, let me think… yeah I’m not gumming up my Woodchippinator 5000 for that.

      • juris imprudent

        So his reputation was going to take a hit, or did she have more serious dirt on him?

      • EvilSheldon

        She asked for $100 mil? Holy fuck, someone has an overinflated opinion of their worth.

        19mil for seven years already puts this chica in the international gold-diggers hall of fame…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        She forgot the golden rule of golddigging.

        Never ask for more than what it costs to hire a hitman.

    • ignoreLander

      That’s one expensive hooker.

      Apparently high-class, too. She extorted a Steinway? Wouldn’t most hookers settle for a big pile of blow?

      • R C Dean

        The Steinway was to snort the blow off of.

        Its like you don’t even Russian oligarch.

    • Drake

      And the election results.

      • Count Potato

        This too.

    • blackjack

      Tell it to Shapiro who fretted and and prognosticated about the numbers until he decided it was finally safe to proclaim Biden the winner so he could more easily arrange his show and fill it with bitching about how horrible the newly “elected” dems were. Fucking douchebag.

    • slumbrew

      “blames 12 people”

      They’ll narrow it down to just Emmanuel Goldstein, soon enough.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

      • Suthenboy

        Yep.

        Amazing how these kinds of fucksticks are always and everywhere the same. They are as predictable as the sunrise.

      • R C Dean

        I haven’t seen that they have named those 12 people yet. Why not?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or the press asking follow up questions including those names.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The only one I’m remotely familiar with is Mercola.

        He’s got money enough to sue. This should be fun.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Uhh… the name immediately underneath isn’t recognizable? Hah!

      • Suthenboy

        Tenpenny is a real name? If I ever need an alias….

      • Sean

        Elevenpenny. It’s one better.

      • Ghostpatzer

        If only one of them would be Judas…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Let’s name names then.

      You opened this can of worms, see it through so we can all see where it goes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Someone is going to fuck up and do just that not that a defamation suit is a speedy remedy. How long has that bullshit been hanging over Mark Steyn with no resolution?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        As soon as they do, it’s instant standing.

        Defamation suit and a 1st Amendment violation, all nicely wrapped up into one package.

  15. grrizzly

    American Academy of Pediatrics pushes masks for all children over 2-years old returning to school or daycare

    In updated guidance for the 2021-22 school year, the American Academy of Pediatrics strongly recommends in-person learning and urges all who are eligible to be vaccinated to protect against COVID-19.

    In addition to vaccinations, the AAP recommends a layered approach to make school safe for all students, teachers and staff in the guidance here. That includes a recommendation that everyone older than age 2 wear masks, regardless of vaccination status. The AAP also amplifies the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s recommendations for building ventilation, testing, quarantining, cleaning and disinfection in the updated guidance.

    • Rat on a train

      Hazmat suits are the only way.

      • Bobarian LMD

        +1 Boy in the plastic bubble.

      • Ted S.

        I’m sorry, the card says “Moops”.

    • Tonio

      Yeah, good luck with that.

      Also, this shit is straight up child abuse and conformity indoctrination. It cannot be allowed to stand.

      • Ghostpatzer

        straight up child abuse and conformity indoctrination

        Ding ding, we have a winner. Pediatricians are unaware of the damage that the “mitigation” policies have caused? I think not – the AAP, like many medical organizations, seems to have been hijacked by “doctors” who haven’t seen a patient since they completed their residencies. Just like “labor unions” run by fat thugs who never did an honest day’s work in their lives.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If there were any doubt the AAP was a useless sack of shit organization that is hopelessly political, it should be gone now.

    • rhywun

      And there’s your excuse for another 8 to 10 months of theater. Sorry, parents.

      • one true athena

        These assholes are ruining my son’s entire high school experience. I hate them all, so so much.

  16. Count Potato

    “Capitol rioter, 38, is jailed for EIGHT MONTHS in first felony sentence that could set the bar for hundreds of other defendants

    Prosecutors had asked for Hodgkins to serve 18 months behind bars, saying in a recent filing that he, ‘like each rioter, contributed to the collective threat to democracy’ by forcing lawmakers to temporarily abandon their certification of Joe Biden’s 2020 election victory over President Donald Trump and to scramble for shelter from incoming mobs.

    Assistant US Attorney Mona Sedky said that, while Hodgkins didn’t engage in violence himself, he walked among many who did — in what she called ‘the ransacking of the People’s House.” And as he walked by smashed police barriers, he could see the smoke of tear gas and the chaos ahead of him.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9803525/Florida-man-38-carried-Trump-2020-flag-stormed-Capitol-given-eight-months-prison.html

    Trump should have pardoned them.

    • slumbrew

      8 months for that is insane.

      • Suthenboy

        Everything about the last 5 years is insane.

    • Tonio

      That is an overly-long sentence for what he did.

      while Hodgkins didn’t engage in violence himself, he walked among many who did…

      So, we’re doing guilt by association now.

      They are trying to get these people to plead out.

      • Count Potato

        Eight months for walking in a public building. I read that most of them even stayed inside the velvet ropes.

      • creech

        He’s lucky he didn’t get Accessory to Murder. After all, a cop was forced to murder one of his trespassing compatriots so he’s guilty of contributing to that situation.

      • Suthenboy

        Ten bucks to a hole in a donut they threatened him with that to get him to plead.

      • blackjack

        I will guarantee he was threatened in order to incentivize a plea. He did it to get out. They know that most of them will accept these bogus charges just to get around the no-bail/20 years sentences they are being threatened with. Harsh contrast to the lowlife antifa scum and their dropped charges. They tried to burn people alive, but they did it to benefit commies.

      • Drake

        That or stay in solitary confinement with daily beatings.

      • Count Potato

        Yet, our press, the ACLU, etc. is almost completely silent.

    • rhywun

      the People’s House

      ?

      ?? China is over there.

    • Rat on a train

      The economy roared back into life as vaccinations became available in the spring, COVID-19 restrictions were loosened and Biden’s $1.9 trillion stimulus package was spent.

      The package is part of a complete breakfast.

    • B.P.

      Meanwhile the Dow took a huge digger today.

      • slumbrew

        Yay.

        *checks account* whew, only down 0.1%.

        Of course, the mutual funds have’t gotten priced yet.

        *readies stiff drink*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “multi-trillion dollar spending packages will LOWER prices”

      I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

      • Suthenboy

        Yeaaaah. Everything that comes out of the left is comparable to the gibberish I heard on Unit 7 at the crazy hospital. I think it is by design.

      • Ted S.

        It seems to be lowering the prices of stocks. 🙁

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think that’s called stagflation

        Hellllooooo seventies

      • Breet Pharara

        Don’t worry, the Fed has plenty of tools left. I mean, they can easily lower interest rates to deal with the stagnation…wait, already as low as they can go huh.

        Okay, they can raise interest rates to deal with the inflation. Oh, already too late to “get out ahead” of inflation and the effect on the overly leveraged Government budget would cause a virtual implosion of the economy.

        Well, fuck. Guess the plan is to just pretend everything is fine and hope everyone at the Fed is out of office before it really gets bad.

      • R C Dean

        Negative interest rates, coming our way! Every day, the Fed takes just a little bit out of every account in the country. For great prosperity!

      • Plinker762

        I’m going to need a bigger mattress.

      • R C Dean

        The punchline: negative interest rates will not only impair capital formation by directly removing, well, capital.

        They will also increase the velocity of money by incentivizing people to spend their savings, which not only impairs capital formation, it, wait for it, drive inflation!

        Yeah, the Fed is fucked. They painted themselves into a corner. Increasing interest rates, a traditional remedy for inflation, will devalue all the low interest debt that is held in bank, insurance company, etc. portfolios and increase the government’s cost of borrowing, forcing it to borrow more (which is what is driving inflation). The relatively untried strategy of negative interest rates is perhaps more overtly deflationary, but, see above.

        I believe the Fed is planning to try and inflate away the current debt. Because inflation is so easily controlled. I saw an article (can’t find it now) applying the old method of calculating price inflation, and it spit out numbers in the 15% range. They can publish all the “headline inflation” numbers they want, the map is not the territory. Inflation is what it is, and it ain’t low.

      • Breet Pharara

        What we’re seeing the the argument against MMT in real time. MMT likes to say pretend that the limits it places on money printing, that as long as there is slack in the economy it won’t be inflationary, is a very limited condition. The fact is it is a very strict limitation, because you end up in a place like we are now. It doesn’t matter if there is slack or not, the deficit spending combined with the loose monetary policy since 2008 has locked the Fed in and it no longer has any options on what to do. It pretends like it is still in control, but our Monetary sovereignty is lost and the people behind it are just praying they aren’t the ones who pay for it.

      • R C Dean

        the limits it places on money printing, that as long as there is slack in the economy it won’t be inflationary, is a very limited condition

        MMT sure sounds like putting some fresh lipstick on the Keynesian pig, to me.

      • blackjack

        Lets just call it the OMB tax.

      • Plinker762

        Seventies you say? Guess I’d better go looking for some green shag rug.

    • hayeksplosives

      That’s not how this works.

      That’s not how any of this works.

  17. Spudalicious

    Pithy.

  18. Sensei

    The best money I ever saved was not buying Tesla’s “full self driving”. Here is one of the the few non sycophant people that Elon has granted access to the “beta” program.

    The thing aborted 3 times trying to make an unprotected left turn on a 4 lane road. I’ll start the video on it’s fourth attempt. It does it like a panicked teenager.

    https://youtu.be/W3Ill_OYZTI?t=346

    • Suthenboy

      I will do the driving, thank you very much.

    • Gustave Lytton

      YouTube is slitting their own throat with the ad injection. They’re approaching network television levels.

      • Suthenboy

        No. It is worse. I try to play music and they insert a couple of ads in the music? WTF? At least with network TV they insert ads in a decent breaking point.

      • Sensei

        You can pay to avoid it or run an ad blocker. However the ad blocker won’t work on most mobile devices.

        There are some side loadable programs for Android that will work. They also have an option to use the brilliant open source project called SponsorBlock.

        https://sponsor.ajay.app/

  19. B.P.

    After 20-ish years my flip phone died, so I finally broke down and bought a smart phone. It may be the worst thing I’ve ever bought. I did manage to go months without any cell phone at all. People get angry when they can’t contact you 24-7.

    • slumbrew

      You can still get flip phones.

      • B.P.

        Not at the Verizon store, apparently.

    • Suthenboy

      Well, wearing the same pants they can get unangry. I hate my Iphone and rarely have it with me.

      • Sean

        Why the hate? I was a late adopter and only have an 8, but I don’t mind it.

        Of course, I can’t compare it to any other smart phone, but it functions fine.

      • rhywun

        I just replaced my 7 with the cheapest new one that looks exactly like it. I don’t care about the dozen cameras and all that other fancy crap on the models they push hard.

        Maybe Suth just doesn’t like smartphones period.

  20. Gustave Lytton

    I reread the B&J’s story. The end result is they’re not going to sell ice cream to the Palis. Interesting spin.

    • rhywun

      I too found that curious. Who exactly are they trying punish, here?

      • Breet Pharara

        Irrelevant. Virtues were signaled. As long as idiot Americans believe the bad guys were punished, doesn’t actually matter who is really paying for it.

  21. grrizzly

    No town in Massachusetts was more into wearing masks–outdoors!–than Provincetown. Their vaccination rate is above 100% (see below). But the cases are rising, so it’s time to put masks on again.

    Provincetown officials have issued a new mask-wearing advisory after a recent uptick in COVID-19 cases at the height of its busy summer tourist season, in which a “vast majority” were detected in vaccinated people, alarming public health experts.

    The town is advising people to wear masks indoors, regardless of COVID-19 vaccination status, “where social distancing cannot be achieved.” The advisory also urges businesses to require customers show proof of vaccination when social distancing is not possible.

    The rise in cases is notable because vaccination rates are high in Provincetown — and Cape Cod as a whole. Town Manager Alex Morse said 114 percent of the eligible population has been fully vaccinated, a number that accounts for vaccination rates among part-time residents. According to state data, 76 percent of eligible Barnstable County residents are fully vaccinated.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This is progressing pretty rapidly. At this rate, the vaccines will be completely non-effective in just a few months.

      There’s going to be a lot of hand-wringing.

      • Sean

        Yup. They’re losing their narrative, and fast.

      • hayeksplosives

        If only that could be followed by some selective neck-wringing.

      • Suthenboy

        Of whom? The liars spinning it or the morons who bought into it?

      • Animal

        Yes.

      • The Gunslinger

        On that note. Has anyone been asking the feds how much taxpayer money has been funneled to Phizer and Moderna and J&J for all of these free doses? I don’t think I’ve seen any estimates.

      • Sensei

        If you are insured they subrogate with your medical carrier.

        If uninsured we pay as usual.

    • rhywun

      urges businesses to require customers show proof

      That is my red line in the sand. I will not comply.

    • blackjack

      Los Angeles county is way up at the top of % vaxxed. Guess who just got ordered to comply? Of course we have about 500 people in the hospital with vid. I’ll let you search for how many people live here.

  22. rhywun

    I loathe grifters.

    I’m just going to guess that she has a RealDoll out there already.

    • Sean

      Heh.

    • Suthenboy

      I had not thought of that. Ad line: I have an iq of 70 and great tits!

      • R C Dean

        The campaign ads write themselves!

        “You’ve already voted for one President with an IQ of 70. Now you can vote for one with an IQ of 70 and great tits!”

      • blackjack

        But, those teeth! She needs to learn to smile in a milder way.

    • Sean

      “Reinforced, for hate-fucking.”

  23. Hyperion

    “Haitian PM who took control after president’s assassination agrees to step down”

    Geez, it’s even worse than Baltimore… wait, let me reconsider that… OK, politically, maybe about the same. Safety wise, maybe a little worse. I mean, probably better than West Baltimore.

  24. Hyperion

    “Haitian PM who took control after president’s assassination agrees to step down”

    Geez, it’s even worse than Baltimore… wait, let me reconsider that… OK, politically, maybe about the same. Safety wise, maybe a little worse. I mean, probably better than West Baltimore.

    • The Gunslinger

      It’s like twice as bad apparently.

  25. rhywun

    Speaking of @$$holes and money.

    Fortunately there are lots of companies out there who care more about ice cream than politics.

  26. Chipping Pioneer

    The only reason that anyone knows who AOC is is because she accidentally got elected to Congress. Now she’s making bank on her “personal brand” which, again, would be worth approximately $0 if she weren’t on the public payroll.

  27. Penguin

    According to Tim Pool, France is introducing prison terms for the un-vaccinated.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Dave Smith covered it on his show today. Six months for entering a bar or restaurant without the shot and a year for the business owner allowing it. It’s crazy shit.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Huh, that applies to grocery stores too.

      • rhywun

        Let them eat nothing!

      • Penguin

        Here in the US, you have to invade the Capitol to get a sentence like that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m assuming there’s no consideration for anyone who’s already had COVID.

        Fuck those frogs. I hope the Islamists burn them to the ground.

      • blackjack

        Just plead not guilty, the prosecution will surrender. Unless your french atty sells you out and works with the enemy.

    • rhywun

      Social media will be the death of us Pt. 203,971,341

    • Sensei

      I read that earlier. Seems Japan is following the west here.

      Mind you from the article I read he was fairly unapologetic in the interview for the behavior.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And the underlying actions are pretty heinous. But he’s also now saying it’s not true or not entirely true. Youthful posturing? He was only in his twenties then and a relatively new celebrity. If he had said the same things in the same way last month or even last year, that would be different.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Heinous for a teenager that is, without being a school shooter or a serial killer.

      • Sensei

        Yup. That’s the crux of the issue here.

      • The Hyperbole

        He added he has felt guilty about it for a long time and that he hopes to contact the people he bullied to issue a personal apology.

        Probably a good idea.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey! He could turn the process into a TV show! ?

  28. westernsloper

    But they also noted how he boarded a bus in his hometown of Tampa bound for a Jan. 6 Trump rally carrying rope, protective goggles and latex gloves in a backpack — saying that demonstrated he came to Washington prepared for violence.

    Rope.

    • Ted S.

      Of course he was prepared for state agents committing violence against him.

    • R C Dean

      Protective goggles – self-protection against teargas. Also, a recommended COVID precaution.

      Latex gloves – no known offensive of defensive use. Also, a recommended COVID precaution.

      Rope – OK, I got nuthin’.

      • Ted S.

        He’s into kinky sex?

      • Chafed

        That’s my assumption.

      • westernsloper

        I thought of those was well but the article did not mention if his defense brought them up. We are officially a banana republic and they now prosecute those with wrong think who make the dumb decision to be in places where they can prosecute you for being there.

        And ya ya ya, there were people who banged up a couple guys in blue but that is not what that guy is being prosecuted for. He had rope, goggles and gloves in his backpack and is going to prison for it. Maybe the judge watches too many movies. Come to think of it, I have all three of those things in the car and you would never catch me at a protest. Sometimes normal people have that stuff.

      • l0b0t

        I can think of very few times in my life when I wasn’t within walking, if not reaching, distance of rope of some kind. I did, prior to the Chi-Com-Pox induced price spikes, use latex gloves all the time. They’re great for battering/breading, handling raw meats, and working sticky doughs without having to spend 5 minutes scrubbing up in the sink every time you need to switch tasks.
        I’ve mentioned this before; a defining element of the Weimar Era was disparate treatment under law. Both the International Socialists and the National Socialists were busying themselves committing roughly the same violent acts but, to the very conservative German court system, the leftist freikorps were seen as murderous terrorists and had the book thrown at them with multi-year sentences, while the rightist freikorps were seen as playful youth up to monkeyshines who sometimes had to resort to violence to defend the nation. IIRC, this situation did not end well.

  29. R C Dean

    I got nuthin’ on the Tucson shootings yesterday. Other than the usual suspects in the anti-gun community are planning to use this fresh pile of corpses in their traditional rituals. Unfortunately, Tucson being a college town and the home of Gabby Giffirds, her anti-gun foundation, and her gun-grabbing Senator husband, this is tailor-made for them.

    • Chafed

      It didn’t make my local news. What happened?

  30. Gustave Lytton

    Saw the update just now Switzy. ? Good gravy, hang in there.

      • Swiss Servator

        Not been the best day I have had.

      • Chafed

        Sorry to learn the news. I hope you will be okay Swiss.

    • Sensei

      Same!

  31. Brochettaward

    Doordash fucked up The Bro’s order. The Bro is not happy! The Bro is only going to give 4 stars on this one.

    • Ted S.

      This is how they treat people who insist on being first.

    • pistoffnick

      LEARN.
      TO.
      COOK!

  32. R C Dean

    Adding to our too-short list of women who have made some sort of deal with Satan:

    Paulina Porizkova.Paulina Porizkova.

    • The Hyperbole

      Not good enough for Ric Ocasek, not good enough for me.

      • Sean

        He dead. He might still be alive if he was banging that.

    • KSuellington

      It’s magic.

      • limey

        Dark magic. Unspeakable woodcraft.

        I’m not correcting that autocorrect.

      • Chafed

        Nor should you. OMG she is hot.

    • Gdragon

      Yeah I guess she’s kinda hot but arthritis is a deal-breaker 😉

  33. db

    Swiss, I’m sorry to hear about the bad news.

    • Tulip

      Sorry Swiss. I hope the week gets better

    • limey

      Wishing good news coming your way very very soon, Swiss and family.

  34. Mojeaux

    Best wishes to your dad, Swissy.

  35. westernsloper

    I just tried to piss shoot a fly off my toilet bowl and pissed on my foot. Worth it.

    • The Hyperbole

      Aim is the first thing to go. Sorry to hear about your impending decline, enjoy Matlock and dinner at 4:30pm.

    • KSuellington

      In the Netherlands they often have a little fly painted on the enamel of the urinals just to the right of the drain. Helps with aim and concentration. The janitors have an easier job.

      • Chafed

        I need Festus to confirm this.

      • R C Dean

        Been there. Can confirm.

  36. commodious spittoon

    Grandmom died peacefully during her afternoon nap yesterday. She was 97. I’m happy to say she was conscious and mobile until the last few days, and had her son nearby when she slipped away. It’s the only time I’ve heard dad overcome with emotion—he had to end the call almost as soon as he told me—but he’s holding up. I’ll be a mess when he goes. Best wishes, Swiss.

    • Tulip

      So sorry.

    • Mojeaux

      I am so sorry, CS.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Sorry to hear this, cs

    • limey

      I’m very sorry, CS.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Sorry to hear this.

    • Sensei

      Sorry to read.

    • Ozymandias

      CS – Very sorry for your loss.

    • wdalasio

      Sorry to hear that. It sounds like it went as well as possible.

    • blackjack

      Sorry. That’s never easy.

    • Count Potato

      Sorry 🙁

    • db

      I’m sorry to hear of your loss, but it sounds like at least she had a good run, and didn’t suffer…all we can ask for in this life.

    • Sean

      My condolences, cs.

  37. Gender Traitor

    I’m sure a strongly-worded letter is in order.

    Unlike in April, when public finger-pointing of Russian hacking was paired with a raft of sanctions against Moscow, the Biden administration did not announce any actions against Beijing.

    [insert shocked face here]

    • Plinker762

      Will the letter start with; Dear Joe, we are disappointed with your failure to prevent accusations being directed towards China….

      • blackjack

        More like, ” Well, your country is a racist hell hole, by your own admission. Don’t even think about pointing out our flaws!”

  38. rhywun

    Have a nut-punch while we’re lecturing France about its authoritarianism.

    • limey

      Hoosier daddy?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Unbelievable, take the nonFDA approved shot or you’re essentially expelled. What a load of bullshit, the judiciary isn’t going to save us.

      • rhywun

        “Start your own university.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think the judge should be forcibly treated with a number of experimental medical procedures and drugs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        For the benefit of all society

      • Count Potato

        How is a wood chipper an “experimental medical procedure”?

    • Gustave Lytton

      “My body, my choice”

      The pro-abortionists are going to get thrown under the bus and they still think being on Team Left will keep them off the wall. It will for a time, but the foundation for their cause is being undermined and their friends are doing it.

      • rhywun

        The pro-abortionists are going to get thrown under the bus

        Nah, that would require logical consistency.

    • straffinrun

      “ The core questions in the case are thus whether there is a federal right to bodily integrity and medical privacy that includes refusing to submit to vaccination, and if so, what level of scrutiny must a state satisfy in order to impose a vaccination requirement despite this right.”

      The state cares deeply about your bloodstream. Thanks, state.

      • blackjack

        The core question is, feet first or head first when it comes to woodchippers?

  39. limey

    Is this real?

    If so, ha ha.

    • Chafed

      I believe it is.

    • Count Potato

      Could you please summarize all that?

  40. limey

    UPDATE 2: The house AC is acting up, and I got a recall notice on my car… “may burst into flames, even if off!” SMDH.

    And that ATM called you an asshole!

    • Damaged Plastic

      he house AC is acting up, Describe the symtoms and I can tell you what’s wrong, seriously

      • whahappan

        Obviously he should check the thermostat.

  41. mikey

    The Big Sky hasn’t been so big lately. Seems we’re downwind of every fire in the PNW. The mountains that are a mile away are hidden by the dirty, brown air. It’s like the smog in the Bay Area in the ’50s.

    • Plinker762

      So its just like home to all those transplants there?

      • mikey

        For those of us that left CA 50 years ago, yeah.

      • Plinker762

        I was at Big Sky in June looking at some ski lift repairs and was rather surprised at how big the Yellowstone Club has become.

  42. Trigger Hippie

    New Job is the most profitable I’ve ever had. However the drawbacks were/are both unexpected and unpleasant. I took the job not knowing that I would be the defacto lead/forman of a small crew responsible for the entire job from start to finish on both interior and exterior work. Not patch work, the whole damn house. New Boss underbids his prep work to secure work on the cheap side. Which means too little materials and too little days to complete the job…Also, I’ve had to fire two new hires because they can’t remember the simplest tasks or remember to not do simple things like not dip your trim brush into the damn ceiling paint to to cover base shoe just because it kinda sorta looks like ceiling paint despite being a different color, sheen, and me telling you “That’s ceiling paint. Don’t put your brush in that.” twice in ten minutes. Craigslist hires, what are you going to do?

    I’m not sure I like this new role as jobsite boss thrust upon me but goddamn, the twenty-five percent increase in income sure is nice. Y’all know I’m not the most mentally stable person here. Pray/encourage my mental well being. 🙂

    Love you all.

    • Damaged Plastic

      We are all damaged here, Fare Well TH!

      • Trigger Hippie

        *Fist-bumps Bob*

    • commodious spittoon

      Craigslist hires, what are you going to do?

      Labor Ready dudes. Hooboy. Listen, they showed up at seven AM, but then, they’re labor ready dudes desperate enough to show up at seven AM.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *Recalls Homeless Methhead 2001*

        Yeah, LR would get you by in a pinch. They considered me reliable enough to sleep in my car in their back parking lot as long as I would get up and be ready to work by opening, God bless them.

    • rhywun

      ?

      I work with a bunch of Russkies who vary wildly in talent. Gradually all of them have been moved to other teams and I got stuck with the worst one and it’s not even close. OK, one of my colleagues might beg to differ based on some anecdata I’ve heard but holy crap sometimes I want to scream at this guy’s image in Teams but I can’t because he isn’t stupid and he does mean well and I keep hoping he’ll learn something some day.

      I think part of it is his English is the worst of the lot.

      /shitlord problems

      • Trigger Hippie

        Mentally scarred burnouts who overplay their credentials to get hired by a small business owner desperate for workers seems to be my new bugaboo…

        Blarg.

      • blackjack

        Work for the city. Those same retards cannot be fired. Scary, but true.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Nah, son. I’ve done the union bit(TWU) in Massachusetts, no less. I saw a new hire rip the nose off a regional jet with a tug while still
        under probation and keep his job. This was almost twenty years ago and technically a “private sector” job/union.

        I shudder to think what modern public sector Cali is like now.

      • Plinker762

        After working the flight line in the Air Force, I always laugh when I see how all the vehicles at airports are beat to hell.

      • blackjack

        Can confirm. Actually recently had a brand new truck that the driver refused to bring in for service. Just drove it until it blew up at 15k miles. They’re CNG and they need oil changes worse than real trucks.

      • Plinker762

        I was told to write a Report of Survey blaming an enlisted driver for breaking a marker light on a 40′ trailer. I was pissed because an aircrew had just fucked up a flap on a B-52 with no repercussion. I did find that if I filled out the report but accidentally forgot to file it with the transportation squadron, everybody was happy and the airman didn’t have to pay.

    • Chafed

      Being a supervisor isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. But the pay is better.

  43. Damaged Plastic

    I met a girl who throws so much farther than me,
    I met a girl and it as plain to see,
    Disc golf Girl! Disc golf Girl!
    Lets travel roiund the World,
    just meee and Disc golf Girl,
    A marathon Golf session, and then dinner, just me and Disc golf Girl,
    and her Daughter, who is cool

    • Damaged Plastic

      I went the grocery to buy some art supplies,
      I was amazed at that into your eyes,
      Dusc Golf Girl, Disc Golf Girl,
      Your not like Minnie Pearl just meee and Disc Golf Girl,

      • commodious spittoon

        TMBG vibes here

      • Damaged Plastic

        I’m happy as all get out, I spent the last 6 hours golfing with my hot little lady friend, then we went to dinner, Winning!

      • Damaged Plastic

        I’m letting this one mellow and brew, she’s a lot like me, paranoid and crazy, but we really relate well, our friends hate us, we won’t stop talking. One of us is bad, but when her and I hook up, game over, it’s hilarious,

      • rhywun

        I’m getting Dead Milkmen

      • Damaged Plastic

        Keerect!

      • Damaged Plastic

        And she is a Punk Rock Girl,
        and I’m John Doe,

    • whahappan

      “just me and Disc golf Girl,
      and her Daughter, who is cool”

      So you get to check another one off the bucket list!

    • Hyperion

      “I met a girl who throws so much farther than me”

      That’s just sad, bro.

      • Damaged Plastic

        Nope, Chicks play this game well, I outdrive her most times, but she is accurate,

      • Hyperion

        Throws farther and accurate !==

    • Sean

      Strong arm hand job!

      /Tacoma FD

  44. Hyperion

    Today looks like a slow day here at de Glibs, wokesters.

  45. Hyperion

    So, if you really think we can stop this slide into insanity and want to retain hope, do not watch this.

    Repeal the First Amendment

    And, Dice, would you stop doing this in Cali, there’s no way people can be that fucking stupid in any other state. I mean, I get on the 5, take it all the way up, and repeal the first amendment…

    • Gustave Lytton

      I get on the 5, take it all the way up

      All the way to Hilt?

    • blackjack

      Dude, you realize that the 5 goes all the way from Burritoland up to the United Provinces of Donuts and Hockey, right?

      • Damaged Plastic

        keep it up and you can end up in Patagonia,
        /Trans America Highway…

      • Hyperion

        That’s not exactly up, Yusef, I mean I’m pretty sure, that’s down.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Nope. Ends just north of Hilt. I-5 goes north, but that “The ” shit ends there.

  46. straffinrun

    Condolences to CS and sorry to hear about the old man’s troubles, Swiss.

    • hayeksplosives

      I belatedly echo Straff’s sentiments.

  47. straffinrun

    Does it get any better than this?

    • Chafed

      Excellent Straff.

      • straffinrun

        Thx. I’ve reached the limit of how much graphite that paper can hold. Any idea of what type of paper can withstand heavy shading yet still take detail?

      • Chafed

        Straff, I peaked at stick figures. I am the wrong guy to ask.

      • straffinrun

        SP would be one I could ask, but she, too, is going through a tough time. I do like Jordan P’s advice of making yourself into someone that others can lean on at funerals. Tougher said than done.

      • Gender Traitor
      • straffinrun

        That or the vellum? Maybe I’ll get both and give ‘em a try. Cool!

      • Gender Traitor

        I think the vellum is a type of Bristol paper – with the rougher texture best for graphite.

      • The Hyperbole

        My late two cents, my experience with vellum is that is very smooth and transparent, we used it for architectural plans before everything was printed by computers, the ink wouldn’t bleed and you could over lay rough drawings. I remember it being really hard not to smudge, graphite particularly would smudge forever, ink would dry and be set but not so with pencil lines.

  48. Hyperion

    I just suddenly realized that this fuck up administration has finally fucked up for real. Wait, maybe this is a dream. Did they just admit that they are colluding with private organizations to restrict the first amendment rights of Americans? I mean, no one is that stupid, right?

    • straffinrun

      They’ve been doing it forever. Just doing it out in the open now.

      • Hyperion

        I never believe this stuff, but they’ve completely fucked themselves this time.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Like Clapper admitting he’s a perjurer and nothing else happened?

      • straffinrun

        That POS has to live with himself. Not kidding when I say that would be torture.

    • rhywun

      I thought they fucked up when it was revealed they’re flying illegal immigrants around the country to help them along to their final destinations, until nothing else happened.

  49. straffinrun

    The govt is Aqualung.

  50. hayeksplosives

    From Thomas Massie’s Facebook page:

    Just received this from someone in the military regarding possible compulsory COVID vaccines:

    “Good evening, Congressman. Just thought I’d pass word that >15% of the officers at my command will either retire early or resign their commissions if the mandate is given. Ours is a small command, so I’m not sure how the numbers look across the force. I cannot speak for the % of the enlisted force, but I know numerous senior and critical people who will likewise leave.”

    Other members and relatives of other members of the military have contacted me as well.

    According to the GAO and congressional testimony, there were similar results (departures) when the military mandated the anthrax vaccine.

    I have introduced HR 3860 to prohibit any requirement that a member of the Armed Forces receive a vaccination against COVID-19. The bill also protects military personnel who decline the vaccine from having “adverse actions” taken against them. The legislation currently has 26 cosponsors.

    • straffinrun

      As usual, the good ones quit and you’re left with the compliant boot lickers. How do you break that cycle?

      • Plinker762

        Make the boots taste really bad? Anti-freeze would do it.

      • hayeksplosives

        Sometimes good ones don’t quit on their own. Obama ushered out several career officers who didn’t align with his “vision”, if the stories are to be believed.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is he going to prohibit mandatory vaccines period for service members, including basic trainees? At least they’re no longer using those unsanitary pos air guns.

    • Hyperion

      I lived in the same county as Massie for yeas. Nothing but dumb rednecks, no way anyone from there could to to go MIT /the left, most of us working at Mr. Tire

  51. straffinrun

    Tried watching a couple minutes of corporate media. ? Doesn’t matter which one, they all suck balls. No idea how I ever watched it before.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpP2JjFKthU

    • Hyperion

      Yeah, I stopped watching CNN about 13 years ago, and Fox 12 years ago. Have not looked back. Typically for my daily news I check RCP, and then Glibs. Not necessarily in that order.

      • straffinrun

        Before YouTube and other sites, I suppose there was nowhere else to go. But the contrast between some dude in his basement making a video and the cheese eating and hairspray slathered scumbags on, say, CNN or Fox is remarkable.

  52. hayeksplosives

    I see that California is claiming that Larry Elder didn’t properly complete all the requirements to be listed on the gubernatorial recall election.

    The election is going to be Mail-in by default, just like 2020.

    Covid hysteria. The gift that keeps on giving.

    • Hyperion

      I just saw that. They don’t care about actual rules or laws any longer, they just make shit up as they go.

      • Plinker762

        What is the point of being in power if you can’t just make shit up?

    • Akira

      I see that California is claiming that Larry Elder didn’t properly complete all the requirements to be listed on the gubernatorial recall election.

      Imagine the outrage and screeching about Jim Crow if this were a black Leftist, not an icky black right-winger.

  53. Tres Cool

    They really need to stop giving me d̶a̶y̶s̶ nights off.
    I just stood up and nearly fell into TV #2.

    • Brochettaward

      If you deal with your suppressed homosexuality you probably won’t drink as much.

      • Tres Cool

        Its 2021….you need to get in touch with your feelings.

      • Brochettaward

        Don’t it’s current year me. The only feelings I have are an insatiable desire to be First and to see women’s insides on the outsides.

      • Tres Cool

        So you’re a GOATSE guy.

        Checks out.

      • Gdragon

        Which one takes priority?

  54. Sean

    This new article scarcity offends me. OFFENDS!!!1!

    I’d like to speak to a manager.

    • Damaged Plastic

      I keep em coming, they keep putting them up,
      Mornin’ Glibbbbbbbieeeesass!

      • Sean

        Mornin’ 🙂

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jeez…scraggly beard+bald head+pumped+talking shit=fed…everybody should know that by now.

      • Festus

        I wanna know where Neph is and I need to know now!

      • Sean

        *scribbles notes*

    • Gender Traitor

      My take-away from this is that it’s very boring in Idaho.

      Also, I’m surprised Masked Guy will touch something that Unmasked Guy has just touched.

    • Festus

      He’s a reprehensible creature but what the fuck else would you do with that kind of mad money? Buy another Dick? Hell, he already bought a President!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d rather have the Kid Rock brand any day. The moralizing and pearl clutching on the right is just as distasteful as the moralizing and pearl clutching from the left and Charlie Kirk eat al are retards.

      • Festus

        It’s “Tipper Gores” all the way down.

  55. Tres Cool

    I’ve been up all night, and I have to collect Tres Ver. 2.0 in 6 hours. Nap time.

    Fuckin laissez le bontemps rulez!

    • Gender Traitor

      Pleasant dreams, homey! And have a good time with the spawn!

  56. Gender Traitor

    Looking forward to a much less hectic day at work today. At most, do a final review with a fine-toothed comb of the payroll that includes a semi-annual “incentive” for most employees before giving the thumbs-up to our payroll processor. Other than that, it’ll just be plodding through the piles of returned mail in hopes of getting updated info…so that maybe there’ll be slightly fewer returned NEXT quarter-end… 🙁

    • Festus

      I always try to do a little extra from Sunday to Wednesday so I can bolt through my Thursday shift. Doesn’t work during the winter but this time of year I can kill off the big site in two hours and be paid for six.

  57. CPRM

    Made ‘behind the scenes’ video for upper tier Patrons. The rest of yall will get to see it eventually to, I guess. But my PC was acting up and it took a lot longer than it should have. I hate when something that isn’t obvious makes a PC lag. I don’t want to bothered with sussing out the culprit while otherwise occupied. I should fire my IT guy. But I can’t fire myself.

  58. Festus

    Violent thunderstorm ran through while I was at work. Little doge is terrified of them and she was home alone. Result? Explosive diarrhea! FML.

    • Festus

      Cleaned her up and she’s snoring by feet now even though my smoking, drinking, Glibbing room is sort of off-limits. Judi’s not home so an exception was made.

      • Festus

        I’m never going to own another long-haired dog again. They don’t like it much when you swish their rear ends in the water…

      • Gender Traitor

        :: looks at two long-haired cats:: Yeah, I hope I don’t ever have to bathe the big one.

      • Festus

        Short hairs from now on. Dearly departed big orange one had to go to the groomers every six months and his teeth were nearly a half-inch long.