Saturday Morning Links of Closing

by | Jul 24, 2021 | Daily Links | 266 comments

Well, part of the nightmare is over- despite the best efforts of the mortgage lender to fuck up the deal, we have apparently closed on our new semi-rural home (not without even more adventure- the bank’s attorney went on vacation and didn’t transfer our funds to the escrow account, causing more delay, much panic, and killing rage from everyone else involved) and will now enter the next ordeal: packing and moving. Which has to be done extra rapido because of the delays in closing. But at least we’re not homeless- unless the current renter refuses to leave, in which case we will gather a group together to have an informal meeting with him.

It’s not a particularly rich day for birthdays, but still there’s a guy who was the Maduro of his day; a guy who proved that if you write pulps in French, people think of them as literature; someone who was a false alarm; the Jewish version of Frederica Wilson; a woman made famous by Kinky Friedman; a guy who demonstrated that when science meets religion, stupidity is inevitable; a white guy who is enthusiastic about watermelon; a guy who blew up a long and successful career in about 20 seconds; a guy who cloned himself from Dizzy Gillespie; a piece of shit of no particular distinction; a guy who had more juice than Anita Bryant; and some chick who must be famous because I recognized her name (but couldn’t tell you the name of anything she’s done).

Let’s do Links.

 

DC, DC, never change.

 

Return to monke.

 

Do not touch a filthy Jew.

 

Words are violence.

 

A great speech, which I’m sure was not well-received.

 

“Instead of rebuilding the country’s ravaged infrastructure, warlords-turned-statesmen used ministries as personal piggy banks to hand out favors to their allies.” So, just like the US.

 

I left this for last because it’s a rather long pdf. But still. It is the most perfect crystalline distillation of academic derp that I have ever seen.

 

Old Guy Music once again features one of my two favorite (((guitarists))). Fuck, he was amazing.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

266 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Don’t hate me because you aint…First.

    • Sean

      Mornin Bro’

    • Old Man With Candy

      That’s not the reason we hate you.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    DEMOCRACY! in the antipodes

    Thousands of people took to the streets of Sydney and other Australian cities on Saturday to protest lockdown restrictions amid another surge in cases, and police made several arrests after crowds broke through barriers and threw plastic bottles and plants.

    The unmasked participants marched from Sydney’s Victoria Park to Town Hall in the central business district, carrying signs calling for “freedom” and “the truth.”

    There was a heavy police presence in Sydney, including mounted police and riot officers in response to what authorities said was unauthorized protest activity. Police confirmed a number of arrests had been made after objects were thrown at officers.

    New South Wales Police said it recognized and supported the rights of free speech and peaceful assembly, but the protest was a breach of public health orders.

    “The priority for NSW Police is always the safety of the wider community,” a police statement said.

    The protest comes as COVID-19 case numbers in the state reached another record with 163 new infections in the last 24 hours.

    Greater Sydney has been locked down for the past four weeks, with residents only able to leave home with a reasonable excuse.

    “We live in a democracy and normally I am certainly one who supports people’s rights to protest … but at the present time we’ve got cases going through the roof and we have people thinking that’s OK to get out there and possibly be close to each other at a demonstration,” said state Health Minister Brad Hazzard.

    You may speak freely as long as you don’t say anything I disagree with.

    • rhywun

      New South Wales Police said it recognized and supported the rights of free speech and peaceful assembly, but the protest was a breach of public health orders.

      *head-desk*

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      ““We live in a democracy and normally I am certainly one who supports people’s rights to protest …”
      If only it’d stopped before the but.

      • Agent Cooper

        You know who else should’ve stopped before the butt?

      • slumbrew

        E.U.?

    • ignoreLander

      New South Wales Police said it recognized and supported the rights of free speech and peaceful assembly, but

      Who was it that said when you make a statement, then add “but”, you automatically invalidate every word said before the “but”?

      • LCDR_Fish

        A lot of pics on twitter – in Queensland – folks are banned from “going on their balconies” because they might “pass things between balconies”. If they want sunlight, they’re supposed to sit by the window in the sun and breathe the A/C. Pics of padlocked balconies or they have to use electrical tape “seals” and send pics to public health.

        Absolutely disgusting.

      • Sean

        Holy shit.

        There should be rivers of blood in the streets over this.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Wow

        Out of their fucking minds

      • Ozymandias

        “Sir, with all due respect-”
        “STOP! Stop right there, Lieutenant.” Gets up from desk and addresses entire Operations Shop.
        “LISTEN TO ME: DO NOT EVER COME INTO MY OFFICE AND USE THE PHRASE ‘WITH ALL DUE RESPECT…’ – BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT FOLLOWS THAT PHRASE IS TANTAMOUNT TO CALLING ME AN ASSHOLE.” Long pause. “Does everyone understand me?”
        Nods and “yessirs”

        – My Old Ops O, an end-of-career Marine Corps Major

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL. I appreciate honesty.

      • slumbrew

        That dude sounds awesome.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nice. I like it.

      • blackjack

        I had a friend who was skipper of a navy patrol boat in western Aus. He told me, back in the early nineties, that the cops just did whatever they wanted. They don’t have any rights beyond what the particular official you’re dealing with decides to allow. It’s been a police state for a really long time. The Covid abuses are just easily digested and more prevalent.

    • hayeksplosives

      My Aussie coworker was musing yesterday about going back to Oz to see his aging parents (in Queensland, where people still have a rebellious streak) but he decided there is zero chance of going until all the Covid hysteria is over. He would have to go to quarantine for a week or two and submit to testing, etc.

      I asked if he thought the Oz government could’ve gotten away with the draconian restrictions if they hadn’t had the great gun “buy back” years ago (after a mass shooting incident). He grudgingly admitted that perhaps there is something to be said for government fearing its subjects.

  3. limey

    A great speech, which I’m sure was not well-received.

    Smart and to the point.

    Wind and solar are garbage non-solutions to a problem that is not at all understood or presented honestly by anyone involved in policy, and at this point I’m sure even the shills pushing for contracts to build this stuff are drinking their own Kool-Aid and telling themselves it’s all a grand idea.

    • limey

      Tangentially related: if I wasn’t so lazy, and also was better informed on the specifics, I might be tempted to submit a piece on how fawning “libertarians” tripping over themselves to suck up to hypergrifter space profiteer, and flim-flam man Elon Musk might just want to reel their tongues back in for a second and consider that the rush to EVs is flawed in so many horrible ways.

      • Gender Traitor

        Please do! I’ll pop corn.

      • Tonio

        The man may be a grifter but he advanced spaceflight in two significant ways – reusable boosters and self-landing rockets (currently used only for unmanned boosters, but coming soon to crew vehicles once NASA finally approves). Either of these would have been huge in and of itself, and none of the other players, most who have been around for decades and are also funded by government, managed to do this.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

        George Washington was a lousy general and a thin-skinned aristocrat. That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate his contributions to the American Experiment.

        The world ain’t black and white.

      • Ozymandias

        I’ll play devil’s advocate here because I don’t see the point of spaceflight.
        So what? Musk advanced “spaceflight.”
        I know the sci-fi nerd in us thinks this means something, but there’s a pretty strong argument that fucking around out there is a complete waste of resources – resources that could be way, way, way better used here… you know, where people actually live. And from whence we’ve evolved.
        Zero G is not good for human beings. Every astronaut that spends even a little time in space winds up with longlife health problems as a result – Zero G does horrible things to the human body.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sometimes the seemingly pointless endeavor has unknown future benefits.

        I’d prefer he did it completely with his own money though.

      • Ozymandias

        Sometimes the seemingly pointless endeavor has unknown future benefits.

        And a LOT of times seemingly pointless endeavors turn out to be completely fucking pointless, just as they seemed all along…

        I’d prefer he did it completely with his own money though.

        …And a big waste of MY money.

        Which is the whole point. Why does Elon Musk get to be the beneficiary of government largesse? OH, because he tells the thieves in govt that Electric Vehicles are going to help save the planet. Of course.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Why does Elon Musk get to be the beneficiary of government largesse? OH, because he tells the thieves in govt that Electric Vehicles are going to help save the planet.

        Eh, I’m not gonna judge people too harshly for taking advantage of government giveaways. The money is going to somebody, whether or not Elon exists.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nah, most of the people pushing this nonsense know it’s a scam and a way to pad their wallets. P.T. Barnum seemed earnest too but he didn’t buy his own bullshit either.

      • limey

        Exactly. What we need is to fully nationalize this industry and give command of production to the workers to decide what gets built and where, so profits no longer drive the decisions behind the creation of a new Green infrastructure!

        Hang on, I haven’t had my pills today.

  4. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Drunk guy hits on reporter, awkwardly complements her in a stupid way.
    This is news?

    • Sean

      It’s outrage! Gotta keep the people agitated.

    • limey

      wHiTe SuPraemAcY!!1!1!11

      Have you heard the new one from Robin D’Angelo’s book where she projects all kinds of psycho vomit about smiling at black people being racist? Apparently we should be openly hostile like the racists she wishes we all were because that would fit with her messed up, pathological interpretation of the world.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I hadn’t but I just looked it up. What can I say, the lady’s a good grifter.

      • Hyperion

        Did they mention the guy’s race? Because if not, we all know they ain’t white.

  5. Surly Knott

    Of course DC won’t change. If it did it would be AC.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That pun was shockingly bad.

      • limey

        I’m currently in a phase of being plugged in to electrical puns. That one has really fried my circuits, but I’m amped up for some more. Don’t mind the resistance to your quip, Surly; I’m switched on to your positively charged puns.

      • egould310

        Way to socket to him!

      • Surly Knott

        I’m sure Swissy will be by to rectify things once he makes the circuit.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m sure he’ll apply a narrowed gauge, which should reduce the flow.

    • Sean

      ?

    • Gender Traitor

      ***THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE***

      Proud to “know” ya, Surly!

      • Sean

        Don’t applaud that, you’re just gonna get him amped up.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ackshually, “her,” I’m pretty sure. And I will shamelessly encourage puns whenever possible. Just sorry I haven’t yet had enough iced latte to come up with my own.

      • Sean

        Unpossible. The are no female libertarians, or so I’ve been told.

        It’s all Tulpas and feds round here.

    • Ted S.

      I marvel at your pun.

      • Surly Knott

        [*polite applause*]

    • blackjack

      Of course DC won’t change. If it did it would be AC.

      I want to live in a country ran by Agile Cyborg.

      • Rat on a train

        At least the prose of his speeches would be amusing.

  6. rhywun

    DC, DC, never change.

    WTF is a “high-profile shooting”? One that white people notice?!

    • limey

      Yes, except the Congressional baseball shooting. Don’t talk about that.

      • rhywun

        I mean, geez. Shootings have been *dramatically* higher in all the usual neighborhoods while Dem pols either remained silent or tried to hand-wave it away. But shoot up a nice neighborhood and they take notice. SMDH at the optics.

      • Rat on a train

        What’s the saying? Management won’t change policy until the negative effects hit them.

      • Agent Cooper

        Remember, they only drag out gun control atop the corpses of dead white kids killed in safe liberal enclaves.

      • Rat on a train

        That was in Virginia.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s pretty much what the DC Police Chief admitted – that there were plenty of shootings in other parts of the district going quite un-noticed by the media (i.e. white people).

  7. The Late P Brooks

    We are shooting ourselves in the foot if we sacrifice economic prosperity and overall societal resilience on the altar of urgently transitioning to 20th century renewable energy technologies.

    You’ll never convince anybody of anything with arguments like that.

  8. Gender Traitor

    Mazel tov on the closing, Old Man! Mucho simpatia to you & SP for the moving process, which sucks even for the most eagerly-anticipated relocation.

    I may have missed the gory details. What general neck of the woods is your destination?

    Grooving on the OGMusic. Soooooo different from the drama-infested shitshow that was latter day Mac. After this, I’m firing up the online satellite radio. Whaddaya think – classical (likely “Baroque & Beyond”) or jazz?

    • Gender Traitor

      Classical channel was playing a composer named “Fux,” so I HAD to go with that one.

      • Ted S.

        [surprised to learn that there was a Johann Joseph Fux — I would have guessed the display simply got “Fuchs” wrong]

    • Old Man With Candy

      Baroque is racist.

      Western New York, near the Finger Lakes, a little college town tucked in the hills.

      • Gender Traitor

        Wonderful! I have in-laws further west on Lake Chautauqua, in Bemus. If you pass through, stop at the pottery shop & patronize the potter (ideally, by buying something.) Family connection upon which I’d elaborate, but doxxing…

      • Old Man With Candy

        You know how to contact us privately.

      • Gender Traitor

        ?

      • Old Man With Candy

        We stopped there last year to see the Scary Lucy statue.

      • hayeksplosives

        That statue is horrifyingly bad. So much so that you do indeed have to see it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        WTF

      • rhywun

        *runs away screaming*

      • blackjack

        The artist has some ‘splainin to do.

      • rhywun

        Nice, my old back yard. That is quite a dramatic change.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    The dinnertime shooting on DC’s 14th Street about a mile north of the White House startled bystanders, including prominent political journalists who circulated footage of the gunshots and the flight of would-be assassins who wounded two people.

    “A lot of us live there or live in the neighboring communities or know people who are on 14th Street or in the neighboring areas — and for people who are not, who are watching or hearing this, who are not from those neighborhoods, there’s a lot of restaurants there, a lot of foot traffic, this is a pretty popular part of the city many of us live in,” Psaki said at her daily press briefing.

    Psaki said Biden’s recently announced push to encourage cities to use federal funds to hire more cops amid rising violent crime and initiatives to curb illegal gun trafficking are aimed at addressing such violence.

    Protect the white people.

    • Sean

      After a hardcore campaign of demoralizing and demonizing the police, the Dems want to hire more. Good luck with that.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        My brother is having a hard time scheduling vacation because they’re having issues getting new recruits into the department. My understanding is that this is not a problem unique to his department. I’m sure tossing a few bucks to the union will totally fix that problem ?

  10. rhywun

    this is the very least we can offer the Palestinian cause

    Piker.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “We’re just implementing our strategy, which is a multi-pronged effort to work in partnership with local leaders including Mayor [Muriel] Bowser, who has been a great partner to us in this effort to address gun violence that’s rising in cities across the country including Washington. And the events of the last week are just examples of that,” Psaki said.

    What does any of that mean?

    Who gives a shit?

    • rhywun

      It means more gun control, would be my guess. Lord knows it doesn’t mean anything that might address the problem under discussion.

  12. rhywun

    Lebanon’s people line up in ‘queues of humiliation’

    Yeah, that does sound familiar.

    • Agent Cooper

      “Queues of Humilation”

      Album name, correct?

    • rhywun

      Meh, they were old anyway. Who cares.

    • hayeksplosives

      WTF??

      I hate this administration and everyone in it.

  13. Hyperion

    “According to the IPCC, there is not yet evidence of changes in the global frequency or intensity of hurricanes, droughts, floods or wildfires. ”

    And yet, just the opposite is passed along every day as the gospel, by TMITE.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I had to ride along with a guy who was listening to NPR at work yesterday and they were stating exactly this as though it was a set in stone done deal. The smug whispered propaganda makes me want to wretch.

      • Hyperion

        I know that feeling all too well.

    • Hyperion

      “how the fuck do you expect them to react?”

      As they’re told to by their noble saviors?

    • Tonio

      How dare those anti-science heathens use our own data and methodologies against us!!1!

    • slumbrew

      Skimmed it – if nothing else, read the ‘Implications and Conclusions’; just a whole pile of non sequiturs .

      Anti-maskers! Tea Party! Evangelicals! Attempted coup! Climate change denialism! Tobacco! Fossil fuels!

      It ends with:

      Instead of treating
      increased adoption of data-driven storytelling as an unqualified
      good, we show that data visualizations are not simply tools that
      people use to understand the epidemiological events around them.
      They are a battleground that highlight the contested role of expertise in modern American life.

      i.e., we can’t just present facts, we have to shape the narrative, otherwise people might end up with conclusions that Top Men don’t approve of.

      (the whole paper seems to be “these people have read the research and have effectively communicated their take, but they’re not of the body – they’re “not scientists” – therefore they’re wrong)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s the only conclusion I can draw from it. They really should be drummed out of the profession for this paper.

  14. Hyperion

    “the most perfect crystalline distillation of academic derp that I have ever seen.”

    Is there a Nobel Prize in Derp?

    • PieInTheSky

      An op ed in the NY Times?

  15. PieInTheSky

    Do not touch a filthy Jew. – i am sure it is just zionism he has a problem not jewish people in general

    • Hyperion

      I’m 100% sure the idiot wouldn’t know the difference.

  16. PieInTheSky

    Because i mentioned food trucks in my latest post, i have tried a recreation of your american smoked brisket. It comes with some of that gross mayo cabbage you americans like and with pickeled vegetables cucumbers onion and jalapeno. And a choice of 3 sauces jalapeno, cherry bbq or some US state name followed by mustard, maybe carolina not sure. It was decent, the meat very tender though a bit dry with a nice smoke flavor. But pricy for 64 lei. Here be a pic

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/1w_pB2beD0d13HDOZAuQGrUCQRJ_MXEmD/view?usp=drivesdk

    • robc

      I am a big “BBQ is pork (or mutton)” guy, but a place in Charleston had a brisket that made me question my core tenets.

      • PieInTheSky

        Was it cheaper than the 15 american this costs?

      • robc

        No. They were very good, but not cheap.

      • robc

        Brisket was $24 per lb

      • PieInTheSky

        Well i think thay was half a pound plus sides

    • Sean

      “gross mayo cabbage”. Gross is correct, I won’t touch it.

      The correct sauce is Carolina vinegar. Everything else is wrong.

      • Agent Cooper

        ALL BBQ IS GOOD! I HATH DECREED.

    • Mojeaux

      That looks like a jice slab of meat. Cole slaw is teh awesome.

  17. robc

    Lopez peaked with In Living Color.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Damn disobedient apes

    While the need for mask wearing never fully dissipated during the pandemic, guidance from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in May that removed restrictions for vaccinated individuals was a welcome harbinger of a possible return to normalcy.

    Now, with Covid-19 cases and hospitalizations increasing throughout the nation, safety precautions such as mask mandates are once again under consideration.
    Former US Surgeon General Dr. Jerome Adams said on Friday that the CDC needs to clarify its messaging to get Americans back on board with stemming the rising tide of infections.

    The CDC’s decision “was putting trust in the American people to really do the right thing, but unfortunately people chose to go out and pull their mask off, whether they were vaccinated or not,” Adams told CNN’s Anderson Cooper.

    People. How we loathe them.

    • PieInTheSky

      The people suck. The People are good.

      • Surly Knott

        ^^^

    • blackjack

      putting trust in the American people to really do the right thing, but unfortunately people chose to go out and pull their mask off, whether they were vaccinated or not,”

      You can trust us about 100 times more than we can trust you.

    • EvilSheldon

      The demoralization process has really worked, if people read shit like this and aren’t immediately consumed by an uncontrollable hippie-punching rage…

    • ignoreLander

      The CDC’s decision was putting trust in the American people to really do the right thing

      Fuck you. Just really really really really really FUCK YOU

    • Fatty Bolger

      Yes, blame the completely ineffective masks. Makes perfect sense.

      Of course, nothing would be any different if everybody wore them. But I’m sure the new cases would still be “the people’s” fault somehow.

  19. Ghostpatzer

    Congrats on the closing, Old Man!

    “we will gather a group together to have an informal meeting with him.”

    So, a cryptid convocation. “And by informal meeting, mean…”

    • Old Man With Candy

      “…a practical introduction to the concepts of conservation of momentum.”

    • robc

      I see 4 primary challenges in their future.

    • Sean

      Probably gonna go the same way in PA. ?

    • Hyperion

      Do you call them the 4 Mittens?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Some voted yes the first time and possibly the second, knowing it would get vetoed or the four and Dems would block the override. Just like with Obamacare repeals.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    When I am President, I vow to do all the old pointless things which look good on paper but are completely ineffectual. I will do them harder than ever before, and they will work, this time!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Just bang the interns, man.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Failed to override a governor’s veto due to four Republicans voting no on the override vote. “The Stupid Party” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

    On the advice of the police chiefs and other law enforcement professionals’ lobbying groups, no doubt.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    The Delta variant, believed to be more transmittable and dangerous, accounted for an estimated 83% of coronavirus cases in the US according to data this week from the CDC, which is a substantial rise from negligible numbers in early May.

    Every state has a seven-day average of new Covid-19 cases that matched or exceeded the week before, according to the latest figures Friday from Johns Hopkins University.

    Conclusive proof of something-or-other.

    If you squint at it really hard.

    • rhywun

      believed to be more transmittable and dangerous

      wait wut?

      Another flat-out lie.

      • Ted S.

        The question is whether they don’t believe it and are lying, or whether they’ve gone nuts enough that they actually believe it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      More transmissible, probably. More dangerous because of worse symptoms, bullfuckingshit.

  23. ignoreLander

    Ever seen Idiocracy? It’s not a comedy, it’s a documentary, and we’re there. Don’t believe me? Read this article I clicked on while perusing the NY Post link. Pay attention to the quotes fro New Yorkers they opted to print:

    “It landed on my roof up here, like directly above. I was like ‘Oh s–t, is somebody OK?’”

    “Yo, that’s crazy that somebody like threw this note and then this literally happened like right after,” he said of the suicide. “I just saw it, and I was like ‘Oh, that’s weird.’

    “Bro, she threw herself out with a dog! With a dog!”

    Truly, we are well and terminally f*cked.

    • Ted S.

      Cool link, bro!

      • ignoreLander

        I am but a humble caveman. Your technology frightens and confuses me

        http://archive.today/Y17Ss

    • blackjack

      She just dropped in to show you her dog.

  24. mexican sharpshooter

    some chick who must be famous because I recognized her name (but couldn’t tell you the name of anything she’s done)

    Besides Alex Rodriguez? She played Selena in a movie, and hilariously lip-synched the entire time.

    • rhywun

      I think she was in a shitty sci-fi movie whose name escapes me. Otherwise I’ve never witnessed her talents, if any.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    From rhywun’s link:

    Well, guess what: those CDC reports are based on erroneous math. And I’m not talking here about some kind of judgment call on which reasonable people can differ. The CDC calculation is wrong, period. The error may have been innocently made when the first report came out in February, although I seriously doubt it. But the error was pointed out almost immediately. There is no excuse for repeating the error. At this point, it is shameless scaremongering of the population.

    As with the models; if they had been wrong by accident, they would have been corrected. But they weren’t.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The error was promptly identified by a guy named Peter Bach at Stat News on February 25, 2021. To get the full year drop in life expectancy, the CDC applied an assumption that the increased death rates of 2020 from Covid would continue to apply throughout the lifetimes of everyone born during 2020, as opposed to the increased death rates going away after the pandemic passed or a vaccine became available. Bach explains:

      This is in the “Are you fucking kidding me?” classification of statistics.

      • blackjack

        Is it a lie, or a damn lie?

  26. Count Potato

    “The National Security Agency (NSA) has found no evidence to support Tucker Carlson’s claims he was being spied on by the agency, according to a report.

    Two sources told cybersecurity news outlet The Record that a review has confirmed the NSA did not target the Fox News host’s communications but that he was ‘unmasked’ after being mentioned in communications between third parties. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9820293/NSA-finds-NO-evidence-Tucker-Carlson-spied-agency-say-sources.html

    • Ted S.

      Well they would say that, wouldn’t they?

    • blackjack

      We checked ourselves and it turns out we did nothing wrong. We do not spy on ordinary Americans. Anymore questions.

    • rhywun

      From the sidebar:

      Keith Urban gets an endorsement from Yoko Ono as he performs John Lennon’s iconic tune Imagine at the Olympic Games opening ceremony

      I… can’t even. ??

      My decision to avoid all things Olympics is looking smarter every day.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In other words, these contractors that we hired to do our dirty work are functioning as desired.

      The NSA is attempting to avoid responsibility by blaming it on third parties, but they are or should be responsible for everything that those third parties do with the NSA’s resources.

  27. Ghostpatzer

    ” a Thursday daylight fusillade that sent diners scrambling from the restaurant where President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris recently dined.”

    A little late to the party, no? The right wing militia groups really need better intel.

  28. Count Potato

    “The Justice Department has decided not to open a civil rights investigation into government-run nursing homes in New York state after Governor Andrew Cuomo was slammed for ordering facilities to take back COVID-19 patients in the early days of pandemic.

    The DOJ’s Office of Legislative Affairs sent a letter Friday to several Republican members of Congress announcing that the department’s civil rights division will not probe whether the state violated the civil rights of residents in its care homes.

    Under the Trump administration last August, the DOJ requested data on COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes from four Democrat states – New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Michigan.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9820265/DOJ-says-no-probe-state-run-nursing-homes-New-York.html

    Has Cuomo ever tried to explain his deranged executive order?

    • blackjack

      Has Cuomo ever tried to explain his deranged executive order?

      By making a diorama that has his GTO, his dog, his daughter, and at least 15 of the women he’s accused of harassing in it? Nope, not yet.

    • Ted S.

      I could swear there was a whitewashing from the Department of Health, but I can’t find it in a web search.

    • rhywun

      He claimed to be following CDC orders.

  29. Count Potato

    “Bill de Blasio on Friday urged all private employers to make vaccinations against COVID-19 compulsory, calling on them to do the ‘maximum you feel you can do’ as the nation is roiled by early signs of a resurgent pandemic.

    The mayor of New York City told WNYC radio that he wanted the private sector to do more.

    ‘If anyone is asking my advice, particularly large employers, move toward vaccine mandates now,’ de Blasio said.

    ‘I urge every employer to go to any form of mandate that you’re comfortable with.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9820449/NYC-mayor-asks-private-employers-impose-vaccine-mandates-immediately.html

    Nice business you have here.

    • Sean

      In a labor shortage, piss off as many employees as you can. Smart.

      🙄

    • Ghostpatzer

      I work in downtown Manhattan and obtained an exception to our return to office policy by making it clear that I had no intention of getting jabbed. Permission to remain fully remote granted without question. I have a feeling that there is some concern about the possible legal ramifications of enforcing a strict vaccine mandate, and my employer is not the only one with these concerns.

      • rhywun

        My employer has said they have no intention of mandates or even asking. I’m supposed to be back in the (NJ) office but I kind of stopped going (my boss and I have “an understanding”). I don’t think the real push back to the office is coming until the end of summer, and that is when things will get… interesting.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Interesting indeed. Employers are caught between a rock and a hard place. During a firm-wide zoom conference on RTO, several employees expressed concern about the possible presence of the unvaccinated in the workplace. Perfectly reasonable for the vaccinated to fear the unvaccinated, and this is what employers have to deal with. Glad I am not in management.

      • R C Dean

        It’s not reasonable, though. If you’re vaccinated, your chances of being hospitalized or dying from the ‘Vid are vanishingly small. You are already protected from the filthy unvaxed.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Absolutely, I forgot the sarcasm tag. Unreasonable though it may be, it is a real concern for employers. Turns out that fearmongering has some unpleasant consequences, who knew?

      • R C Dean

        *bangs sarcasmometer on table*

        Damn thing’s out of warranty.

      • rhywun

        We had a “town hall” meeting last week and it was all people bitching about a supposed recent “exodus”. You ain’t seen nothing yet, folks.

        Yeah, management is clearly getting flustered over this stuff.

      • Sean

        I am management. We’ve been back to work since last May (2020).

        It’s not hard. Fuck their fears, we’re a nation in need of Zardoz.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Doom

    A surge of monsoonal moisture is bringing rounds of heavy rain and strong thunderstorms to areas of the Southwest that are currently suffering from extreme to exceptional drought conditions.

    Nearly 10 million people are under flash flood watches across Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico and Utah.

    While expansive rain and thunderstorms will affect much of the Southwest this weekend, the highest rainfall totals are expected across the state of Arizona where some locations could tally upwards of 6 inches. This amount of rain in such a short period of time have prompted significant flash flooding concerns.

    ——-

    In the short term, this torrential rainfall will lead to dangerous flash flooding. But in the long run these types of rain events bring very beneficial rain that could break the ongoing drought across the region.

    Nearly the entire state of Arizona — 99% — is under some level of drought, with more 80% of the state in either extreme or exceptional drought.
    The extent of the drought improved across the Southwest over the last week due to monsoon rains that impacted the region last week. The highest level of drought fell from 58% to 36% and marked improvements are expected again next week, with this current burst of monsoon moisture.

    The heaviest rain is concentrated in the worst drought regions in Arizona along the border of New Mexico up the eastern side to the Utah border.

    ——-

    “It’s going to make a difference, and we really count of rain this time of year to help us out with our drought conditions because for the entire year, half of our rainfall occurs during the monsoon season.”

    These seasonal weather patterns are unprecedented. They baffle SCIENCE!

    • Ghostpatzer

      Right, when have there ever been droughts in deserts? Unprecedented!

  31. Semi-Spartan Dad

    So last Wednesday I watched as a junior employee interrupted a meeting to correct the language of a very senior employee. Apparently, the term had some historical connotations that are considered offensive. In a sane world, that would be the kiss of death for the junior but she’s protected by DEI and HR and this will even probably be marked down for a commendation.

    I’ve been reading about this and getting general emails and such, but this is the first time seeing it actually happen in person. I got an eerie feeling this is what the early introduction of the Zampolit was like.

    • R C Dean

      I insist on calling illegal immigrants “illegals” at work. I see people squirm, but nobody has tried to “correct” me. Yet.

      • Sean

        I’ll save you a seat at the re-education camp.

    • rhywun

      *counts blessings that I don’t work with anyone like that*

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Watch your ass and be sure to covertly document every interaction with that one.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    So last Wednesday I watched as a junior employee interrupted a meeting to correct the language of a very senior employee.

    Fucking Maoists. Did she try to put a dunce cap on him?

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Could somebody please explain this story to me?

    The Senate Armed Services Committee’s surprise decision to endorse a $25 billion increase to the Pentagon’s budget this week was an utter blowout — and the clearest sign yet that Democrats are more than willing to back sizable increases to President Joe Biden’s military spending plan.

    The committee adopted a proposal to boost the budget in a whopping 25 to 1 vote Wednesday during a closed door markup of its version of annual defense policy legislation, according to four Senate aides with knowledge of the deliberations.

    The vote, which boosted the recommended Pentagon budget from $715 billion to over $740 billion, aligned Republican defense hawks with Democrats from across the political spectrum in a bipartisan rebuke of the White House’s proposal. The budget increase was offered by the panel’s top Republican, Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma.

    This is some truly high grade journalisming. I can make neither head nor tail of it.

    • rhywun

      Bipartisan agreement that the forever wars will continue.

    • blackjack

      The lefty thinks that the lefties who stole all of that power would reduce the military budget, because the lefties from the 60s-70s used to work that way. They/them are surprised that the new lefty government is all good with giving Biden more capacity to kill and do violence to the same, mostly brown, people that all the other governments usually kill with impunity. They/them probably believes that the billions they are adding should be used to create cheap non binary homes for people who have had their pee-pees whacked.

      At least that’s how I imagine it working out in they/them’s muddled mind.

  34. Count Potato

    ““You know, it’s more complicated than that … If you look at the research that was done, it was research that was highly recommended by peer review, our United States peer reviews. It got a very high score in the peer review system,” Fauci said. “And the purpose of the research was very, very clear. It was to try to determine what was out there in the bat population that might be ultimately risky for us. It was done in the context of trying to find out what the precise environmental bat source was of SARS-CoV-2 so that we could prevent SARS-CoV-2.”

    Fauci added: “So, it was research that was done by qualified people. Right now, when there’s all of this thing about China, that’s a different situation now back then when you’re dealing with qualified, highly respected Chinese scientists. So it isn’t what was made out to be about dealing with really, really bad people. Because those scientists were very well-respected in the scientific community internationally.” ”

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/fauci-praises-wuhan-scientists-defends-funding-bat-coronavirus-research

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now he’s hedging his position. Good.

      • slumbrew

        Modified limited hang out.

    • R C Dean

      Did he mention the PLA lab that was part of Wuhan’s operation?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nor does he mention the virologists who have been screaming for years that this research was a huge risk and an unwise endeavor.

    • rhywun

      you’re dealing with qualified, highly respected Chinese scientists and the Chinese Communist Party

      amended for accuracy

    • Agent Cooper

      “determine what was out there in the bat population that might be ultimately risky for us.”

      Well, you fucking unleashed it, dipshit.

  35. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Controversial understandings of the coronavirus pandemic have
    turned data visualizations into a battleground. Defying public health
    officials, coronavirus skeptics on US social media spent much of
    2020 creating data visualizations showing that the government’s
    pandemic response was excessive and that the crisis was over. This
    paper investigates how pandemic visualizations circulated on social
    media, and shows that people who mistrust the scientific establishment often deploy the same rhetorics of data-driven decision making used by experts, but to advocate for radical policy changes.
    Using a quantitative analysis of how visualizations spread on Twitter and an ethnographic approach to analyzing conversations about
    COVID data on Facebook, we document an epistemological gap
    that leads pro- and anti-mask groups to draw drastically different
    inferences from similar data. Ultimately, we argue that the deployment of COVID data visualizations reflect a deeper sociopolitical
    rift regarding the place of science in public life.

    Without reading the entirety of the paper, the abstract suggests that their thesis is that people do not necessarily draw the incorrect conclusions from data, but the undesirable ones from their point of view. Anybody else care to comment?

    • slumbrew

      I skimmed it but I can’t disagree with your take – they’re triggered that someone other than Top Men have shared visualizations & those disagree with the narrative.

      You should read the conclusions – a whole pile of unrelated derp – quoting myself from above:

      Anti-maskers! Tea Party! Evangelicals! Attempted coup! Climate change denialism! Tobacco! Fossil fuels!

      (puts names of MIT students in ‘do not hire’ file)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This paper has investigated anti-mask counter-visualizations on social media in two ways: quantitatively, we identify the main types of
        visualizations that are present within different networks (e.g., pro and anti-mask users), and we show that anti-mask users are prolific
        and skilled purveyors of data visualizations. These visualizations
        are popular, use orthodox visualization methods, and are promulgated as a way to convince others that public health measures are
        unnecessary. In our qualitative analysis, we use an ethnographic
        approach to illustrate how COVID counter-visualizations actually
        reflect a deeper epistemological rift about the role of data in public
        life, and that the practice of making counter-visualizations reflects a
        participatory, heterodox approach to information sharing. Convincing anti-maskers to support public health measures in the age of
        COVID-19 will require more than “better” visualizations, data literacy campaigns, or increased public access to data. Rather, it requires
        a sustained engagement with the social world of visualizations and
        the people who make or interpret them.

        So the anti-mask data visualizers are: prolific, skilled, and orthodox. The last one would seem to be an admission of the correctness and honesty of the anti-mask argument. And the rest of the paragraph is rationalizing their opposition to it.

        I got nothing other than this is the crap that completely infests the soft sciences, and is now polluting the hard sciences. It doesn’t bode well.

      • blackjack

        That’s my take, and this isn’t the first time they’ve basically admitted that the anti’s have a point. The question is always how can we counter the truths that they telling? Nobody seems concerned with this line of thought enough to recognize that it means they are lying.

      • slumbrew

        Damn, most of the authors are faculty.

        Here I was thinking it was some sloppy-thinking undergraduates who wrote that, but nope. JFC.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I would expect that crap from the Wellesley participant, but MIT?

      • slumbrew

        I gave a mental Zoidberg groan when I saw MIT splashed all over the paper.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So I went looking for commentary on the paper in other venues. The hot-takes are fairly remarkable, but this one in particular stuck out.

        https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/how-antimaskers-weaponize-techniques-of-scientific-analysis-to-attack-mask-mandates/

        This may be one of the clearest examples of begging the question and appeal to authority I’ve seen recently.

        After more than two decades dealing with antivaxxers, quacks, pseudoscience advocates, contrarians, and conspiracy theorists, I’ve noticed some things about how such people operate and view themselves. For example, virtually all of them believe themselves to be “brave mavericks” of some sort, unlike the run-of-the-mill “sheeple” who accept the narrative of mainstream science and, in their mind, cower before the authority of physicians and scientists on such matters. One other thing that I’ve noticed about them is that they truly believe that they are the scientific ones, the ones “following the science,” the “true” science, at least in their minds. Obviously, my observations are just that, personal observations. I don’t claim that they are scientific. That’s why I’m always interested to find studies that try to look at the characteristics of the arguments of antivaxxers, quacks, pseudoscience advocates, contrarians, and conspiracy theorists and one reason why I’m starting by listing these characteristics that I’ve noticed having observed the rhetoric of such people online going back to the days of Usenet. (Yes, I’m dating myself.) That’s why a new narrative going bubbling up among antimaskers, COVID-19 deniers, contrarians, and conspiracy theorists caught my attention over the weekend.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Emphasis added.

        There’s a new paper out analyzing how antimask activists weaponize the tools of data visualization and scientific argumentation to produce convincing antimask propaganda. Antimaskers are claiming that it shows that they are more “scientific” than those supporting the consensus viewpoint with respect to COVID-19 and masks. What it really shows is that they are good at weaponizing the tools of data visualization and scientific arguments to come to the conclusions that they want to come to.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And that led me to this particular piece of tripe.

        https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1392459811523112966

        If you are refusing to get vaccinated against COVID-19, maybe it’s because you are getting your medical advice from news pundits, fearmongers, conspiracy theorists, and other deeply misinformed people, rather than from Medical Professionals.

        Because the man who invented the mRNA vaccine technology is a deeply misinformed person and not a medical professional at all.

      • slumbrew

        Medical Professionals

        I bet you can hear the capitalization when that asshole speaks.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ve noticed having observed the rhetoric of such people online going back to the days of Usenet. (Yes, I’m dating myself.)

        I’ve observed people being mendacious assholes and throwing up walls of shit text, as though quantity overcomes online going back to the days of Usenet (lots of other people were there too).

      • Gustave Lytton

        * as though quantity overcomes quality,

  36. LCDR_Fish

    Quick question. If I’m getting ready to submit a few related pieces (need to dig up pics, etc) – do I need to put them in via the submissions link first or can I directly submit if I’ve submitted before (in 2017)?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      If you are a Contributor use the dashboard, otherwise Submission? Email?

    • Sensei

      Yes – as Yusef said just create a “post”. That way you can add the pictures where you want.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “Biden’s budget is enormous everywhere,” said one defense lobbyist who asked not to be named. “So are you going to fight over $25 billion for defense? It’s nothing. It’s a rounding error at this point.”

    Crumbs.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Defying public health
    officials, coronavirus skeptics on US social media spent much of
    2020 creating data visualizations showing that the government’s
    pandemic response was excessive and that the crisis was over. This
    paper investigates how pandemic visualizations circulated on social
    media, and shows that people who mistrust the scientific establishment often deploy the same rhetorics of data-driven decision making used by experts, but to advocate for radical policy changes.

    Shortness of breath- check

    Ringing in ears- check

    Throbbing headache- check

    Tunnel vision- check

  39. blackjack

    Am I the only one having sudden problems with monocle? Sometimes hitting reply causes an automatic refresh, and the unread comments just erase on their own. I tried the reinstall, but it has no effect.

    • blackjack

      It is not working well at all. I just updated windows and it didn’t help. I see comments appear and the counter doesn’t change. I see comment go from blue to normal and I didn’t hit any buttons. Very strange.

      • rhywun

        It’s just you.

      • blackjack

        Well, I’m all out of tricks. It’s a mess. Comments appear without getting counted. I see them in the dashboard, but the counter on the side bar doesn’t change. I have to scroll the entire thread to find anything. Frustrating.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Monocle uses the native functionality on the site to find new comments. I’ve encountered something like this in the past where the site snuck through comments without flagging them as new. Usually it goes away by wiping out your session with glibertarians and re-logging in.

      • blackjack

        Seems to have worked. I had to close all of the Glibs tabs and then open a new one. Thanks.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    In our qualitative analysis, we use an ethnographic
    approach to illustrate how COVID counter-visualizations actually
    reflect a deeper epistemological rift about the role of data in public
    life

    *outright, prolonged laughter*

    “He just shot me with my own gun. That’s not fair.”

  41. The Late P Brooks

    So the anti-mask data visualizers are: prolific, skilled, and orthodox. The last one would seem to be an admission of the correctness and honesty of the anti-mask argument. And the rest of the paragraph is rationalizing their opposition to it.

    Look- so-called critical thinking is all well and good, in theory, BUT…. not if it is used to refute our narrative.

  42. hayeksplosives

    Apparently OMWC and SP got wind of the fact that I might be moving to Arizona so they got out before they had to meet me.

    Also in the running are the greater Orlando FL area and southeastern Maryland.

    What to do, What to do…

    • blackjack

      I love Florida, but not Orlando, and I could live in AZ, but not south of the halfway mark.

    • Gender Traitor

      How did yesterday’s (IIRC) interview go?

      • hayeksplosives

        Very well, thank you!

        I had two interviews (different companies) snd they both went well.

        The Arizona company is having an hour long follow up video interview on Monday.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Want the job I’m leaving?

      • R C Dean

        Tucson, or Phoenix?

  43. Sensei

    Coming soon to the USA!

    China Bans For-Profit School Tutoring in Sweeping Overhaul

    This is really interesting given hugely competitive nature of educated and affluent Chinese and the desire for their children to succeed. Particularly as it bans remote and offshore teaching. English education is really important and it is unclear from this article how that will be treated.

      • Sensei

        I see what you did there. That said, Kumon came from Japan so from any other Asian country this is a perfectly normal response…

      • Gustave Lytton

        There used to be a franchise location next to the grocery store I shop at. Every week, I’d see “come on” and hear the exasperation of a remedial tutor. Sorry, Kumon-san. One day I’ll visit your museum.

    • rhywun

      after-school tutoring is now viewed as an impediment to one of Xi Jinping’s top priorities: boosting a declining birth rate

      wut

      Keep ’em stupid and fruitful?

      I suspect there’s a lot of “they will learn only what we tell them to” going on as well.

      • Sensei

        That is definitely a theme through this. It also makes me wonder about the English language focus as the CCP has much less control about “wrongthink” available in English.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Bureaucratic empire building is exactly what it is.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    If you are refusing to get vaccinated against COVID-19, maybe it’s because you are getting your medical advice from news pundits, fearmongers, conspiracy theorists, and other deeply misinformed people, rather than from Medical Professionals.

    It’s conspiracist fearmongers, all the way down.

    • blackjack

      a

      fearmongers, conspiracy theorists, and other deeply misinformed people

      So, the government?

      • Sean

        Or MSM?

      • blackjack

        Redundant.

      • Sean

        Fair.

    • R C Dean

      rather than from Medical Professionals.

      Why is “medical professionals” capitalized?

      • Gender Traitor

        Subgroup of Top. Men.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Dare I peek at the African countries?….

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *spit-take*

    • Sensei

      Was that wrong? Part 2

      TV reporter busted faking muddy rescue effort in flood-ravaged town

      In the incriminating clip, which was shot in secret by a bystander, RTL reporter Susanna Ohlen can be seen with her back turned to the camera on a street in the flood-inundated town of Bad Münstereifel. Things got suspicious after the journalist proceeded to scoop mud off the ground and seemingly smeared it on her face and clothes.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Thank you reddit

      Romania-a picture from the movie dracula

      Ukraine-picture of chernobyl

      Turkey-man making ice cream And cardi B

      Italia-Pizza

      Norway-salmon Quote from the comments: “do they just google the country and use the picture without thinking?”

      Mexico-Tacos

      Japan-sushi

      (In their defense, they used about 3 pictures for each country and foods were only one of them, so it wasn’t using only foods to represent a country.)

      Chile-one of spain’s heritage

      Samoa-Dwane Jhonson, Roman Reigns

      Dominica republic-David ortiz

      El salvador-bitcoin

      Haiti-picture of a bomb terror, also mentions their president being assasinated

      Palestine-wall between israel

      And other things they messed up..

      China-talks about beijing, picture points on wuhan

      America-calls the capital “washington”, forgets the D.C.

      Gabonaise-cut due to ads

      Indonesia-points to malaysia

      Marshall island-calls them a “once america’s nuclear testing area”

      Nauru-talks about their country’s economic failure

      Timor-leste-mentions their liberation from indonesia, which is a problem because you don’t mention international politics in the olympics usally

      Pakistan-also mentions their liberation, with the wrong date

      Australia-“center of Oceania”, a statement that could offend some people

      Also they put in GDP per person and vaccinated rates in their description, which is not really relevant. And this isn’t even the full list.

      • Sensei

        That’s awesome!

  45. Mojeaux

    With the leftist “elites” and those who consider themselves elite, everything comes down to, “Ew, those other people are icky. Make them stop being icky or get rid of them.”

  46. Sean

    Pepper plants are flowering. Yay.

    Couple lil baby peppers already growing. ?

    The ghosts are leading the pack.

    • Gender Traitor

      We harvested our first bell pepper a couple of days ago and used it in a batch of maque choux. Yesterday we got our first tomato! Haven’t determined its ultimate fate – maybe in a small salad with a little of our patio box leaf lettuce and some other yummies from the farmers’ market – or maybe just devoured all by its ownsome!

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing outside politics

    The Republican Party is being torn apart by the debate over whether to more aggressively promote Covid-19 vaccines, pitting those alarmed by the virus’ resurgence against a faction that has spent weeks sowing fear about the immunization push.

    The deepening divide became apparent this week on Capitol Hill and across the party, with a contingent of prominent conservatives vocally advocating for the shots — even as others emphasized the need for the GOP to stick to principles of “individual liberty” and stay out of Americans’ medical decisions.

    While top Republicans like Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey pleaded with people to get vaccinated, others downplayed the threat of a Covid-19 resurgence — wary of angering a GOP base that views the sputtering vaccination effort as a political blow to President Joe Biden.

    A news conference with Republican doctors in Congress, ostensibly to discuss the Delta variant, instead turned into a forum for the lawmakers to repeat unverified claims that the virus escaped from a lab in China, and to bash Democrats for not thoroughly investigating Covid’s origins.

    I cannot understand people view every single thing through the lens of TEAM party politics.

    Subtlety? Context? Fuck that.

    WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      a GOP base that views the sputtering vaccination effort as a political blow to President Joe Biden.

      You got them pegged now, journodrone!

  48. Tundra

    Good morning, friends!

    Congrats, Old Man. We are one week out from departure and I can’t wait. Limbo sucks.

    Nice song for a slow moving Saturday morning!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Beretta is an Italian company.

      • Sensei

        Being unfamiliar I Googled. It appears it is made in French Beretta factory.

        So like perhaps like Bugatti, but without the German supervision?

      • Sensei

        Or perhaps licensed by Beretta?

      • PieInTheSky

        Manurhin is french beretta bought them

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yes, an Italian company is importing them, not an American one.

        You can buy a drawer full of S&W or Ruger for one of those.

    • Sensei

      Never fired and only dropped once.

      • Gender Traitor

        Still wish I could find the old eBay auction of the French battle flag. (You can guess what color it was.) The description included a “history” of French military accomplishments. Funniest online auction listing ever. (Or at least right up there with the guy trying to sell his ex’s possibly-fake Beanie Babies who was getting harassed by the Beanie Baby Purist – a true Karen before there were Karens.)

    • Tundra

      Neat-o. $3K, though, puts it safely out of my consideration.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      No we make them just fine. Its the French have to stoop to making handmade, Old World quality products for choice US customers in order to pay for their social programs,

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Link, again, maybe

    Daily vaccination rates have dropped steadily, with the U.S. averaging fewer than a half-million shots a day since July Fourth. And after Republicans seized on President Joe Biden’s vow to go “door to door” to encourage vaccinations to falsely suggest the government would track those who refuse to get the shot, administration officials say they’re struggling to bridge an ever-widening partisan divide.

    “This has profound consequences,” a senior administration official said of the hostility within parts of the GOP. “You’re putting people in harm’s way, and this is damn serious. This is as serious as we’ve been at.”

    And, again no attempt is made to consider who has and has not received the vaccine, and what their relative degree of risk might be. It is 100% contagious and 100% lethal.

    If you don’t get vaccinated, you and everyone you know will die.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      falsely suggest the government would track those who refuse to get the shot

      We’ll see.

      • R C Dean

        I seem to recall some statement that they were only going to knock on the doors of the unvaxxed. Which would mean, yes, they are tracking who’s been vaxxed.

        And, of course, there are three manufacturers who do, in fact, know exactly who got the shot, when, who from, and even what batch of vaccine. While I suppose its possible they haven’t shared that info with the CDC/FDA, I think its unlikely. And if they haven’t yet, they certainly will if requested.

  50. KSuellington

    J Lo’s best work was the movie U Turn. Fun and pulpy and she was damn hot in it. Even though I hate Sean Penn as a person he is a pretty good actor, and Billy Bob has some great scenes.

      • hayeksplosives

        Wow! I don’t know that. Good for them.

      • slumbrew

        She’s awesome.

      • rhywun

        Yep, good song.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Not mentioned: actual analysis of observational data

    Discussions are ongoing over whether to revisit mask guidelines, a decision officials say will be left to the US Food and Drug Administration and the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, but that nonetheless comes loaded with political baggage after the celebratory lifting of mask mandates this spring. White House aides said they did not believe any new recommendations were imminent but acknowledged they have previously received little warning when the CDC updates its guidelines. According to sources familiar with internal discussions, the health agency is reconsidering its stance on mask orders.

    An uneducated ignoramus such as I might ask if they are fastidiously examining data carefully acquired during the past year of hysterical knee-jerkery.

    Because that’s what I might do.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That might involve an admission that certain oppressive measures did not work which may in turn lead to a crisis of confidence in our betters. Can’t have that.

    • creech

      What is needed, and the media won’t cooperate with it, is to outrage all those who voted for Biden because they didn’t like Trump’s personality even if they agreed with many of Trump’s policies. Didn’t want a narcistic boob in the White House so they got a corrupt empty suit instead. Who can blame libertarians from hating the choices both major parties give us?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Private email “pci.gov”? Smells like another case of the NY Post fucking up details.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        They mentioned later in the article that the DNS committee finds that particular domain “problematic”. Perhaps it’s a private server with a dot-gov domain somehow?

  52. Yusef drives a Kia

    I have doubts about playing today, I think my little house is going to float away.
    Heavy rain all morning, now it’s heavier, and loud, no thunder yet.

    • Hyperion

      Well, you know, I used to live in the Midwest. And it seemed like I alternated between thinking my house would float away or blow away. Or maybe get eaten by mosquitos or freeze to death.