Sunday Morning Independence Links

by | Jul 4, 2021 | Daily Links | 243 comments

Way to stereotype!

I remember that in school (the student body of which had a sizeable Jew proportion), the teachers felt obligated to somehow tie in a Jew with the American Revolution. And it was always the same guy, a fucking moneylender. I was repelled by the obvious pandering and wanted to know who the Jewish Crispus Attucks was. Answer: ummmmm…. Hey, it was a Jew who gave George Washington a loan!

American birthdays on this auspicious day include an American whose book was typeset in red; an American to whose memory we should all drink; a brilliant and very, very American composer; my choice for the best president that the US ever had; an inventor who was even better than Edison; (((our))) true contribution to American culture; a true American who is Zardoz’s spirit animal; the female Donald Trump;  the most American playwright; the father of the funniest looking billionaire in America; one of the Americans who ruined our National Sport; a great American songwriter who worked in a truly American genre; and finally, an icon of American capitalism.

However, we are not independent from Links.

 

The photo made me wonder about cost of living in NY.

 

The trolling is hilarious.

 

This just checks every Progressive box. I couldn’t make it up.

 

“Your OnlyFans account should be enough.”

 

Never apologize. Never apologize. Never apologize.

 

How do you wear a mask over a burka?

 

Old Guy Music features a birthday boy (whose name came up in Zoom last night) singing a song of freedom. And the theme is something we can all get behind.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

243 Comments

  1. limey

    Happy treason day, ingrates.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      You needed help last Century, aren’t you glad we were around? or do you prefer German?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        We would have been speaking German for centuries now if not for the Brits.

    • Ted S.

      Just remember, we took white trash Meghan and Harry off your hands. You should be down on your knees 24/7 thanking us.

      • Gender Traitor

        white trash of (some) color

        FTFY

      • Ted S.

        You can be white trash regardless of race.

    • juris imprudent

      Ah, not a sore loser now are ya?

    • Sean

      *admires gun collection*

      *lights sparkler*

      USA!

      • DEG

        🙂

    • Trigger Hippie

      It’s only treason if you lose.

      • Surly Knott

        Well, except for the Confederacy of course.

      • Gustave Lytton

        We’ll exhume some Rebel graves and hang ’em high. Do what those pussies Grant and Lincoln refused to do. Oooh! There’s the opening for unpersoning Lincoln.

    • westernsloper

      If it is any consolation, our government is crooked as fuck.

    • Cy Esquire

      Happy tyrant eviction day!

    • TARDis

      Thanks, former oppressor!

      Still propping up the royals, I see. At least we can pretend to not have royalty here in ‘Murica.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    that NY Post link is a hot mess of popups and auto play,

  3. The Late P Brooks

    But due to a brazen lack of compassion on behalf of governing bodies for the Olympic Games, she won’t get the chance.

    Oh, woe. Contracts are hard.

    • Ted S.

      WADA’s rules requiring you to tell them where you are every single day are pretty damn draconian.

      And they more or less have a government-approved monopoly.

      And for Sha’Carri Richardson, who I thought at first was going to be the main focus of the article, it’s not racial, as Ross Rebagliati did it first.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        The pot ban is pretty stupid, but dem’s da rules. It’s one thing to criticize the rules and advocate for their change. It’s another thing to flout the rules and then bitch to the media when you get caught.

        The rest of it is much more justified, IMO. The Olympics organizations have two paths they can follow. They can take the blind eye approach that cycling did for years, banning only the clumsiest of violators until their sport became a de facto juiced league. Or they can police it very tightly and implement very draconian rules that are a pain in the ass, but catch all but the most sophisticated (*cough* Russian *cough*) doping schemes.

        As somebody who is exposed to the Olympic sports during non-olympic times (wife loves gymnastics and track and field), the idea that this is in any way racial is laughable. There are plenty of white folks sitting this cycle out because they got caught doping, too.

  4. Surly Knott

    Fun factoid: my parents graduated from high school with Eppie and Popo.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      That IS cool!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Pity they grew to have a Joan-Olivia relationship.)

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Hate speech

    Trump was not charged, nor were any other company executives. The defendants have pleaded not guilty and vowed to battle the charges.

    “It’s unprecedented, unheard of, and totally unacceptable in America for prosecutors to run for office on a promise to get their political enemies,” Trump continued. “How about the one in New York state? ‘We’re going to get Trump, I’m running.’ She knows nothing about me, all she knows is she’s going to get me from the day she got in. But you know that people are wise to it.”

    Trump is referring to James, the first woman and first African American to be elected as New York attorney general. Throughout her 2018 campaign, James pledged to go after Trump on “day one” of her term over his alleged violation of the Emoluments Clause.

    “It’s just fascist and authoritarian. The people who talk about democracy are literally destroying it before our very eyes. Nobody can believe the things that we’re witnessing,” Trump told his supporters. “Four years of searching, dozens and dozens of interviews, and millions of millions of dollars spent of taxpayer funds, all wasted.”

    “The radical left continues to search for a crime and wreck lives, break laws, violate every principle of justice, fairness and liberty—you say it, you see it—on a constant basis,” he added. “It’s really called prosecutorial misconduct.”

    Newsweek reached out to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office and New York Attorney General Letitia James for comment. This story will be updated with any response.

    Charges to follow.

    • Tonio

      The process is the punishment. And most of the unwashed masses will conflate charges with guilt.

    • blackjack

      They went from conspiring with the ruskies to overthrow “democracy” to illegally handing out free parking spots. I guess they’ll take what they can get.

      Happy insurrection day!

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Trump is referring to James, the first woman and first African American to be elected as New York attorney general.

      Fuck off, you fascist TMITE drone!

  6. The Late P Brooks

    I offer my most sincere apology. I have since removed that upsetting tweet,” Rashad wrote in an email shared to Twitter.

    She acknowledged that the tweet she shared this week, in which she praised the court’s decision to overturn the disgraced comedian’s conviction, “caused so much hurt in so many people.”

    “I’m sorry you’re such a bunch of pathetic thin skinned bitches.”

    • Ted S.

      How about the hurt caused by prosecutorial misconduct?

  7. Tonio

    CNN gets a chub: “Unvaccinated people are ‘variant factories,’ infectious diseases expert says.”

    • Sean

      *Applies for PPP loan*

    • Ted S.

      Hawt.

    • blackjack

      This would explain why the ‘vid numbers are so crazy high. I think we had two deaths Friday and one yesterday. 40 million people. Out of control!

    • Suthenboy

      None of the assholes flapping their gums about this even know what a virus is nor do they understand the dynamic between host and pathogen. I really wish they would just shut the fuck up.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    It’s not unusual for fireworks offenders to have “significant” criminal records, John Miller, deputy commissioner of the NYPD’s Intelligence and Counterterrorism bureaus, told The Post.

    “When we see fireworks, we see weed and stolen credit cards,” he said. “So what it tells us over the years is that entrepreneurs involved in other criminal activity handle this as a seasonal biz.”

    Entrepreneurs, they are.

    • juris imprudent

      Drug dealers are just unlicensed pharmacists.

    • Tonio

      One of those things is not like the other ones, not like the other ones…

    • blackjack

      Often those who break the law have broken it before? Who knew?

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Happy treason day, ingrates.

    Back at ya.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Thanks for the Georgian architecture!

  10. Ted S.

    an inventor who was even better than Edison

    Happy birthday Nikola Tesla?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      +120v. AC

  11. Timeloose

    Great Sunday Funday links.

    Happy Independence Day everyone! Keep those fingers and try not to get arrested.

    • westernsloper

      I am fully expecting fireworks show video links from some of the more serious pyromaniacs among us.

      • Cy Esquire

        I’ve got lots of freedom bangs for this evening. Smoked the brisket yesterday. So after work it’s: Drink, hit the pool, drink, eat the brisket, drink, blow some shit up to loud Rock N Roll, drink some more, repeat until pass out.

      • juris imprudent

        “…life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

  12. Gender Traitor

    a brilliant and very, very American composer

    His birthday gives me the perfect cheap, tawdry (the finest kind) excuse to post a link to my favorite song of his (featuring at least two token Canadians and a half-Canadian.)

  13. Yusef drives a Kia

    A. Lincoln,
    “Now, it happens that we meet together once every year, sometime about the 4th of July, for some reason or other. These 4th of July gatherings I suppose have their uses. If you will indulge me, I will state what I suppose to be some of them.

    We are now a mighty nation, we are thirty—or about thirty millions of people, and we own and inhabit about one-fifteenth part of the dry land of the whole earth. We run our memory back over the pages of history for about eighty-two years and we discover that we were then a very small people in point of numbers, vastly inferior to what we are now, with a vastly less extent of country,—with vastly less of everything we deem desirable among men,—we look upon the change as exceedingly advantageous to us and to our posterity, and we fix upon something that happened away back, as in some way or other being connected with this rise of prosperity. We find a race of men living in that day whom we claim as our fathers and grandfathers; they were iron men, they fought for the principle that they were contending for; and we understood that by what they then did it has followed that the degree of prosperity that we now enjoy has come to us.

    We hold this annual celebration to remind ourselves of all the good done in this process of time of how it was done and who did it, and how we are historically connected with it; and we go from these meetings in better humor with ourselves—we feel more attached the one to the other, and more firmly bound to the country we inhabit. In every way we are better men in the age, and race, and country in which we live for these celebrations.

    But after we have done all this we have not yet reached the whole. There is something else connected with it. We have besides these men—descended by blood from our ancestors—among us perhaps half our people who are not descendants at all of these men, they are men who have come from Europe—German, Irish, French and Scandinavian—men that have come from Europe themselves, or whose ancestors have come hither and settled here, finding themselves our equals in all things. If they look back through this history to trace their connection with those days by blood, they find they have none, they cannot carry themselves back into that glorious epoch and make themselves feel that they are part of us, but when they look through that old Declaration of Independence they find that those old men say that “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,” and then they feel that that moral sentiment taught in that day evidences their relation to those men, that it is the father of all moral principle in them, and that they have a right to claim it as though they were blood of the blood, and flesh of the flesh of the men who wrote that Declaration [loud and long continued applause], and so they are. That is the electric cord in that Declaration that links the hearts of patriotic and liberty-loving men together, that will link those patriotic hearts as long as the love of freedom exists in the minds of men throughout the world. [Applause.]

    Now, sirs, for the purpose of squaring things with this idea of “don’t care if slavery is voted up or voted down” [Douglas’s “popular sovereignty” position on the extension of slavery to the territories], for sustaining the Dred Scott decision [A voice—“Hit him again”], for holding that the Declaration of Independence did not mean anything at all, we have Judge Douglas giving his exposition of what the Declaration of Independence means, and we have him saying that the people of America are equal to the people of England. According to his construction, you Germans are not connected with it. Now I ask you in all soberness, if all these things, if indulged in, if ratified, if confirmed and endorsed, if taught to our children, and repeated to them, do not tend to rub out the sentiment of liberty in the country, and to transform this Government into a government of some other form.

    Those arguments that are made, that the inferior race are to be treated with as much allowance as they are capable of enjoying; that as much is to be done for them as their condition will allow. What are these arguments? They are the arguments that kings have made for enslaving the people in all ages of the world. You will find that all the arguments in favor of king-craft were of this class; they always bestrode the necks of the people, not that they wanted to do it, but because the people were better off for being ridden.

    That is their argument, and this argument of the Judge is the same old serpent that says you work and I eat, you toil and I will enjoy the fruits of it. Turn in whatever way you will—whether it come from the mouth of a King, an excuse for enslaving the people of his country, or from the mouth of men of one race as a reason for enslaving the men of another race, it is all the same old serpent, and I hold if that course of argumentation that is made for the purpose of convincing the public mind that we should not care about this, should be granted, it does not stop with the negro. I should like to know if taking this old Declaration of Independence, which declares that all men are equal upon principle and making exceptions to it where will it stop. If one man says it does not mean a negro, why not another say it does not mean some other man? If that declaration is not the truth, let us get the Statute book, in which we find it and tear it out! Who is so bold as to do it! [Voices—“me” “no one,” &c.] If it is not true let us tear it out! [cries of “no, no,”] let us stick to it then [cheers], let us stand firmly by it then. [Applause.]

    • gbob

      Moving speech, but I prefer the shorter version by Senator Bluto Blutarsky. “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

    • Ted S.

      From the birthday boy:

      About the Declaration there is a finality that is exceedingly restful. It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning can not be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction can not lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers.

      Read the whole thing.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Easily the greatest presidential speech ever given.

      • Timeloose

        They don’t make presidents like that anymore.

        I can’t imagine a modern politician speaking so elegantly while making such a strong statement on liberty.

      • BakedPenguin

        I can’t imagine a modern politician speaking so elegantly while making such a strong statement on liberty.

        That’s through no fault of yours; neither is plausible today unless Rand gets elected.

      • Suthenboy

        Agreed, but lost on so many.

    • blackjack

      Kinda partial to this description.

      Scheming demons
      dressed in kingly guise
      beating down the multitude
      and scoffing at the wise

      • TARDis

        Good call.

        It explains why there is trouble in the forest.

        /nerd

      • Threedoor

        The only song I can think of from that band that I dont hate.

      • The Last American Hero

        I think beneath, between, and behind more accurately covers where we are now.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    In the new normal, an “abundance of caution” must guide our every decision. There is no such thing as an acceptable risk.

  15. I. B. McGinty

    Merry Independence Day / Happy 4th of July to all y’all. Today will be a great day. Been up for a few hours smoking some brisket with the hopes it is ready by the time some family arrives this afternoon. Have a great day!

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • Sean

      Hot dogs are not adult food.

      We’re gonna grill up some porterhouses on this ‘Murica day. Picked up a pair yesterday, one is 1.7 lbs and the other is 1.8.

      Fweedom!

      • rhywun

        *cackle*

      • TARDis

        Hot dogs are not adult food.

        Neither is pudding, but I still like ’em.

        Brats and Hot Italian Sausage will be smoked today/tomorrow.

      • Sean

        Kielbasa would also be an acceptable choice.

    • juris imprudent

      Ribs will go on in a couple of hours. The boy (ha, man) and his girlfriend (almost-fiance?) will arrive in the late afternoon. In between I’m going for another horse-ride.

      Picked up a bottle of Powers Gold Label and a couple of cigars for this evening.

    • blackjack

      Been up for a few hours smoking some brisket

      Beats all night smoking parmesan cheese!

      • I. B. McGinty

        Smoking cheese is something I want to try. My coworker has done it but says it’s difficult to do unless it’s cold out. Something about melting cheese all over your smoker…

      • BakedPenguin

        Hunter goes to McGinty’s house, has a sad.

    • DEG

      The rain has held off for a little bit. It rained all day Friday and Saturday. Manchester, NH has fireworks on the 3rd, but postponed to the 5th because of rain. It’s supposed to rain more later today. Nashua, NH is still supposed to have theirs tonight. I thought about going to the range this morning, except everything is still soaking wet from two straight days of rain. Maybe tomorrow things will be a little dryer.

  16. Cy Esquire

    I’ve been trying to remember a particular poem where the author is writing about how free he is while being restricted from celebrating on his own and going to watch fireworks that ‘they’ allow him to watch to celebrate his freedom…

    Ring any bells?

    • westernsloper

      Roses are red,
      fireworks are blue,
      You can’t buy what we have,
      So, happy fourth and a jolly fuck you!

      /your local fire department

      • leon

        Yeah. Same here.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, some NYPD cops are gonna have a blast tonight with the fireworks they stole from that entrepreneur.

      • DrOtto

        Cops’ kids always have the best (insert name of illegal, easily confiscated contraband here).

      • Gustave Lytton

        The local district is lamenting they don’t have the power to ban fireworks for safety. Fuck those unAmerican tax parasites.

      • Threedoor

        All the local unelected unionized Fire Chiefs around me have arbitrarily banned them.

      • blackjack

        If the LAPD had never found that cache the other day, nobody would have gotten hurt and no property would been damaged. The outlaws were way more careful with the stuff.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Sacrifices will be required to appease the doom gods

    Scientists have warned for decades that climate change will make heat waves more frequent and more intense. That is a reality now playing out in Canada, but also in many other parts of the northern hemisphere that are increasingly becoming uninhabitable.
    Roads melted this week in America’s northwest, and residents in New York City were told not to use high-energy appliances, like washers and dryers — and painfully, even their air conditioners — for the sake of the power grid.
    In Russia, Moscow reported its highest-ever June temperature of 34.8 degrees on June 23, and Siberian farmers are scrambling to save their crops from dying in an ongoing heat wave. Even in the Arctic Circle, temperatures soared into the 30s. The World Meteorological Organization is seeking to verify the highest-ever temperature north of the Arctic Circle since records there began, after a weather station in Siberia’s Verkhoyansk recorded a 38-degree day on June 20.

    ——-

    Experts who spoke with CNN said it was difficult to pinpoint exactly how linked these weather events are, but it’s unlikely a coincidence that heat waves are hitting several parts of the northern hemisphere at the same time.

    “The high pressure systems we’re seeing in Canada and the United States, all of these systems are driven by something called the jet stream — a band of very strong winds that sits way above our heads, at about 30,000 feet where the planes fly around,” Liz Bentley, Chief Executive at the UK’s Royal Meteorological Society, told CNN.
    Bentley explained the configuration of the jet stream is preventing weather systems from moving efficiently along their normal west-to-east path.
    “That jet stream has become wavy, and it’s got stuck in what we call an Omega block, because it’s got the shape of the Greek letter Omega, and when it gets in that, it doesn’t move anywhere, it blocks it,” Bentley said. “So the high pressure that’s been building just gets stuck for days or weeks on end, and these Omegas appear in different parts of the northern hemisphere.”

    ——-

    There is a growing acceptance among some political leaders that climate change is a driving force behind fueling many extreme weather events, particularly for heat waves and storms.
    “Climate change is driving the dangerous confluence of extreme heat and prolonged drought,” US President Joe Biden said Wednesday. “We’re seeing wildfires of greater intensity that move with more speed and last well beyond traditional months, traditional months of the fire season.”

    Scientists are working on sophisticated tools that can rapidly assess just how much climate change may have contributed to a particular weather event.

    We are fine tuning the models to get the output we desire.

    • Cy Esquire

      It’s not their fault. Assholes gotta spew shit.

    • rhywun

      residents in New York City were told not to use high-energy appliances, like washers and dryers — and painfully, even their air conditioners — for the sake of the power grid

      Any mention of Cuomo shutting down the nuke plants that used to supply NYC?

      Oh, and this summer has been quite cool on average.

      Nice try, CNN.

      • Gender Traitor

        It is every New Yorker’s patriotic duty to suffer and risk heat exhaustion and to wear dirty clothes to cover for their Benevolent All-Knowing Leaders’ fuck-ups.

      • Count Potato

        Meanwhile, you can see Times Square from space.

    • blackjack

      Can’t you feel it? This heatwave is .02 degrees hotter than it would have been if only you’d have bought a Prius and gone vegan.

    • juris imprudent

      The prophetess of doom speaks. She really needs to consider martyring herself for the cause, or risk fading into irrelevance.

    • Threedoor

      Roads didn’t melt in the NW. we had major expansion of aging concrete on HW 195 that had already experienced frost heaves and finally failed.

  18. Count Potato

    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!

    EAT, DRINK, BLOW SHIT UP!!

    • Raven Nation

      “Celebrate the birth of your country by blowing up a small part of it.”

      • Rat on a train

        racist

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Christidis said in the past, without human-caused climate change, extreme heat in the Northwest US or Southwest Canada would have occurred “once every tens of thousands of years.” Presently, it can occur every 15 years or so, Christidis said.
    And if greenhouse gas emissions continue? Christidis said as often as every year or two by the turn of the century.

    Soon there will be triple digit temperatures every day, all year around. Why won’t you offer up your love and obedience to SCIENCE!?

    • rhywun

      would have occurred “once every tens of thousands of years.”

      Jesus. How can anyone write that with a straight face?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        presently it happens every 15 years or so? so how does that make a high pressure system AGW?
        /Idiots

    • Gustave Lytton

      by the turn of the century.

      Most of you won’t be alive then to check my claims. We must act now!

    • Suthenboy

      Soon…it is always just around the next bend.

    • BakedPenguin

      Tony Heller takes them down on their bullshit claims.

      • Suthenboy

        Apparently someone doesnt want that to be seen so they took down your link.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    a fucking moneylender

    Daddy Warbuckstein?

    • Old Man With Candy

      This story seems somehow familiar…

      • Count Potato

        I know, I posted about it yesterday.

        The point is that, unlike Fox, The Daily Mail is known for their pictures. And even they don’t have one.

      • Ted S.

        I think you need to scroll up, hence my and OMWC’s comments.

    • Ted S.

      Cool link, bro.

      • Count Potato

        Works fine from my end.

    • PieInTheSky

      Curious, still no pictures of this “transgender woman”. – wanna se what she is packing?

      • Count Potato

        I’m suspecting this person isn’t all that transgender.

    • blackjack

      Wasn’t there a congress critter who got prosecuted for tapping his toes in an airport bathroom stall? He’d have been fine if he just waved his dick in your grandmother’s face in the one place she’s always been safe from that until now.

      • blackjack

        The best comment was about the police searching for five suspects.

        One went that way and another went that way. Many of them go both ways!

      • Homple

        Larry Craig. Here’s a funny video made by somebody back in the day. Animated Village People are featured.

        https://youtu.be/cV1BGh6XYUU

      • Threedoor

        Larry Craig. The guy that went after him was a gay reporter that was pissed Larry didn’t like the gays. He hired an airport security cop to follow Larry around. It was a totally made up story. What got Craig was that he used his office budget to settle the lawsuit (less expensive than fighting the accusations) and that’s what took him down.

        You can’t fight the rainbow people.

    • Sean

      No women…hmmmm…

      • PieInTheSky

        do not assume their genders

    • blackjack

      He said, ” we are not anti-government and we are not anti-police” I bet he changes his mind on that after this.

      • DEG

        I’m certain they’ll find a way to rationalize keeping that view.

    • Count Potato

      Their first two albums were great.

    • zwak

      I was just going to post that.

      X was the greatest of the west coast punks, and beyond!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I posted that yesterday, without even clicking, Great Song by a great punk band,

    • TARDis

      At least it’s not Katla.

    • Suthenboy

      Tourists? Hell, I would use it to heat my house and supply hot water.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll spare you and not link. I just read a long-winded rumination (at Wired, so you know it’s super serious) about how that building collapse in Miami is a metaphor for the climate doom which awaits us.

    tl;dr- People are selfish assholes with no sense of their responsibility to our collective future. What we need is DEMOCRACY! guided by Wise Men of Science, who will put an end to toxic individualism and greed and lead us all into a glittering future of communitarian bliss.

    • PieInTheSky

      can we get just the tip first, see how it feels like?

    • Count Potato

      Wired is own by the same company as Teen Vogue.

    • blackjack

      It’s a metaphor for the democrat party.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Man, I hate that rag.

  22. PieInTheSky

    This *white privilege* test being used by Cambridge will merely identify you as being or not being from the majority race in a place. So applied with the same questions in China or Nigeria the result will be *Chinese Privilege* or *Black Privilege*


    K_Niemietz
    “The food, music or clothes which represent my race”

    https://twitter.com/K_Niemietz/status/1411600017668857857

    lol

  23. ElspethFlashman

    So I got promoted (yay!) to senior associate. Yes, it actually feels good to know I am appreciated !

    And I already have a client (client’s mom to be precise) complaining about the increase in my rate (even though she hasn’t been charged it yet).

    • PieInTheSky

      Andy: But you do need someone to set it up for you. That’ll cost you. A lawyer.
      Captain Hadley: A bunch of ball-washing bastards!

    • Gender Traitor

      Mazel tov!

      If clients are complaining already, I think that means you’re shitladying right.

    • Sensei

      Congrats!

      I’m confused though. I know how billing works at big firms and I’ve never had to deal with a small firm where I wasn’t working with a partner and paying partner rates and/or associate rates.

      If it’s business you brought to the firm shouldn’t you be able to bill what you want?

      • ElspethFlashman

        I’ve been at the firm almost two years, and I just got the promotion. I didn’t bring her as an existing client of mine. So the rate this lady was quoted was the “typical” associate rate. Apparently she wanted to be with a regular associate and not get charged senior rate(s). So once the new guy is trained (he’s brand new out of law school, poor thing), I will let him take over that case so she won’t bitch again.

        There’s four rates at my firm (partner, senior, associate, and assistant).

      • Sensei

        Got it!

        I’d most certainly take it out on the associate and just discuss the issue with whichever attorney owns the relationship.

        I’m the odd guy that comes from a legal family, but went into finance.

        But friends and family are attorneys of all kinds. Sole practitioner, white shoe and corporate.

        So dealing with attorneys doesn’t phase me. Which is good because I’ve been in business meetings with three product people, two inside counsel, two outside counsel, two vendor reps, and their two counsel.

        Do you notice how the members of the Bar outnumber outnumber the actual business people?

      • Sensei

        Err not take it out

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Do you notice how the members of the Bar outnumber outnumber the actual business people?

        It’s a habit that’s hard to shake, even when we’re off the billable hour. I was on a call this week with a colleague, my boss, and my boss’s boss, as well as 3 people from marketing and 1 from R&D. How many lawyers needed to be on that call? Probably 2, could’ve done it with 1 in a pinch. We just simply don’t think about it that way. It’s a mentality of “you might be needed or you might need the info provided in the call, so you have to be there.”

      • Sensei

        You are a bit of a nontraditional attorney.

        The best man at my wedding worked as broker / financial advisor for four years before deciding to become an attorney. I think that four years in business makes him a much better attorney and also contributed greatly to his success.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yep, even for in-house, our practice is a bit unique. I’m happy the billable hour practice was a short couple years of my life. I’m not wired that way.

      • ElspethFlashman

        I will also say that the pandemic has been a huge boon to the family law business. Divorce numbers = skyrocketing does not come close to describing the uptick in cases being filed.

      • Sensei

        I’ve often been afraid of the damage done by domestic violence during forced lockd downs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There are no deleterious side effects to the lockdowns. Lockdowns now, lockdowns forever. For the children.

      • Ted S.

        All the people supporting lockdowns *want* the increases in divorce/domestic violence/adolescent mental health issues.

        I mean, if they’re going to claim we want to kill Grandma, the counterclaim is no less valid.

      • Suthenboy

        There is no question in my mind that the collectivist/socialist/authoritarian mindset has a strong misanthropic element.

      • Gender Traitor

        misanthropic

        What would be the equivalent one-word term for hating the family unit?

      • DEG

        What would be the equivalent one-word term for hating the family unit?

        Marxist?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        antifamily is a word and evidently some sort of leftist movement.

      • Suthenboy

        Anthropology is the study of humankind. Misanthrop is the hatred of human kind. Someone with better latin can put it better. Where is Heroic when we need him?

    • Count Potato

      congrats!

    • blackjack

      Shoulda got hired by Garcia, Rodriguez and Hernadez. Everyone there is a senor associate. ( too lazy to find Spanish punctuation marks)

    • Old Man With Candy

      So the free hour you gave me (with great advice!) has now gone up in value?

    • DEG

      Congratulations on the promotion!

      I’ll second what GT says about you shitladying right.

    • Sean

      Nice, congrats.

  24. PieInTheSky

    So what is everyone drinking? I don’t think I have any Americanese whisky left besides half a bottle of rittenhouse rye

    • PieInTheSky

      I could go to the store and get a bottle of sierra nevada pale ale or something

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Do so, it’s a very fine ale, not an IPA,

    • Gender Traitor

      This stuff – in “Light” in hopes of partially offsetting the indulgence of the last week. Still a bit of pulled pork left from last Sunday’s celebration, and an entire strawberry rhubarb pie in the basement fridge. And the wares of a new vendor at the neighborhood farmers’ market – baked goods being sold to support a local Girl Scout troop. HAD to buy two tiny apple pies and a couple of peanut butter fudge brownies…

      • Count Potato

        “an entire strawberry rhubarb pie in the basement fridge”

        *sneaks into basement*

      • Gender Traitor

        Could you please throw in a load of laundry while you’re down there? A load of bright colors in cold water, please.

      • Count Potato

        *multi-tasking*

    • ElspethFlashman

      Bombay Bramble – a berry gin by Bombay. 10/10 would not purchase again. I will finish the bottle however.

    • Spartacus

      I am drinking margaritas, which were invented in lands that we conquered from asylum-seeking Spanish immigrants. Or something like that. So they are as american as it gets.
      I also picked up a package of special Oreos with red-white-blue filling. If you don’t want that, you are not american.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hydrox were first and were better. Fight me.

        ::suddenly think of the highest and best use of the last little bit of whole milk left from UCS making his famous homemade mac & cheese for us::

      • BakedPenguin

        Hydrox were first and were better. Fight me.

        No need. Mom was, for a few years, a sales rep for Sunshine Biscuit.

        My brother and I used to get a lot of slightly out-of-date cookies.

        Did I mention that I was fat as a kid?

    • rhywun

      Soup broth.

      • Gender Traitor

        It must not be TOO hot at your house, unless it’s gazpacho you’re having.

      • rhywun

        75 and breezy.

      • Gender Traitor

        We had that yesterday. Delightful! Already 82 today, though, and “feels like 85.” Enjoy it while you can!

    • DEG

      I’ll be drinking beer at the brewpub later.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    DEMOCRACY! for Dummies

    President Joe Biden’s infrastructure package, if it ever becomes law, won’t just construct new bridges, tunnels and highways — it could also help cement the Democrats’ House majority for another two years.

    This dynamic is particularly pronounced in northeastern Pennsylvania, where Republicans see a pair of seats held by vulnerable Democratic incumbents as ripe for pickup and redistricting threatens to inject additional uncertainty into the high-stakes midterm elections.

    Reps. Susan Wild, whose 7th Congressional District encompasses the Lehigh Valley and its cities of Allentown, Bethlehem and Easton, and Matt Cartwright, whose 8th Congressional District includes Scranton and Wilkes-Barre, each won re-election in 2020 by fewer than 15,000 votes.

    Both are banking on the passage of Biden’s revised, bipartisan infrastructure plan, which would bring critical projects and jobs to their districts that the lawmakers, as well as political strategists, say will bolster their chances at keeping the seats — and the House — blue in 2022.

    “I don’t mean to sound too quaint about this but I honestly believe the way I navigate my race is by producing results,” Wild said. “That includes infrastructure projects.”

    Vote buying 101: Baconbaconbacon!

    • ruodberht

      Pennsylvanians outside Philadelphia and Allegheny counties are noticing that, when the stakes weren’t national, all their legitimate votes actually fucked over Wolf, so why were those same legitimate votes cast for Biden, even though no one they knew voted for Biden?

      Meanwhile, in Philly and Pittsburgh, voter fraud go brrr

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Remember when pork barrel spending was embarrassing when exposed? Pepperidge Farms remembers!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Now it’s a rush to get some before there isn’t any left.

      • rhywun

        Nah, pols have been bragging about bringing home the bacon forever.

    • blackjack

      Yes, and Newsom just might be able to buy his way out his recall, too. Without spending a dime of his own money to boot.

  26. PieInTheSky

    Medium take: The USSR was overthrown by a dipshit like Gorbachev and a vodka-filled skinballoon like Yeltsin because instead of using the post-war period to have a Kulturnaya Revolyutsiya where they made sure to beat the liberal and reaction out of everyone, they ‘de-Stalinized.’

    https://twitter.com/nalpraxis/status/1410755177804599296

    tankie tweet of the day?

    • EvilSheldon

      Anyone who uses ‘Praxis’ in their SM handle should be stuffed into a burlap sack, hung from a tree, and beaten with rubber hoses.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I was going to say lead bars…

    • rhywun

      It helped that they didn’t produce anything that the rest of world wanted, except maybe energy and that could be found elsewhere just as easily. China learned that lesson well.

    • Rat on a train

      Destalinization happened as a feeble attempt at appeasing Nazis.
      The 50s were the height of Nazi power.

  27. PieInTheSky

    re the LA protestants as far as I know in Austria most saunas are mixed nude saunas. You Americans are too puritanical or something.

    • Count Potato

      “LA protestants”

      It looks like your spell checker agrees with you.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    instead of using the post-war period to have a Kulturnaya Revolyutsiya where they made sure to beat the liberal and reaction out of everyone, they ‘de-Stalinized.’

    See what happens when you take your boot off the peasants’ necks?

    • Suthenboy

      If it works, stick with it. Most wild animals are extreme creatures of habit. While deer hunting from a stand I noticed the squirrels appeared in exactly the same place at exactly the same time every morning and ran through the trees on exactly the same path every morning. I could set my watch by when the deer would show up in the same place every morning. It is hard living in the wild so when you find a strategy that works, stick with it.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Celebrate Independence Day by shrieking hysterically about the plague. Join us as we blame Trump and toxic individualism.

    Welcome to Meet the Press.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Now the senile quack is on a big harangue about vaccinations.

    Delta Variant will git you!

    • Homple

      An’ the Variunts’ll git you
      Ef you
      Don’t
      Vax
      Up!

    • blackjack

      Meh, it’s just a faded rose from days gone by.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    WEAR A MASK.

    Asymptomatic spread.

    STFU.

    • Suthenboy

      There is asymptomatic spread of countless thousands of bugs every day, all year long. How many vaccines are we supposed to get? Five thousand? ten thousand?

      These assholes haven’t told the truth yet, I dont know why anyone would expect them to start now.

  32. blackjack

    Little ditty for the 4th.

  33. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m headed out to the Beach in a bit, my friends reserved a pavilion, so we should have a total BBQ blast. Fireworks are very legal here, not to mention the over the Lake Show tonight.
    America! Fuck Yeah!

  34. Old Man With Candy

    Flipped on NPR during my drive to the store this morning. They were all in on Independence Day- but not ours. Everything was about Haiti’s revolution (celebrated there NEXT month) and racism. Then they segued into something about COVID and racism, and how Republican cities are the worst about it.

    My tax dollars at work.

    • Sensei

      You should know better than to listen to NPR.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I seek my amusement in odd ways. As you in particular know.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Just think of it as monitoring enemy transmissions.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I only listen to NPR when I want to curse at my radio.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Change is bad. Growth is bad. Competition is really bad.

    A group has filed an appeal to the approved site plans for the Whole Foods Market, complicating the project planned for the Gallatin Valley Mall property.

    A group called Bozeman Matters filed the appeal in June, according to city documents. The matter is set to come before the city commission in late July. If city commissioners side with Whole Foods, Bozeman Matters would be able to appeal the matter in district court. City spokesperson Melody Mileur said the city cannot issue building permits while the appeal is still active.

    Whole Foods, which is owned by Amazon, announced in October that it was coming to the former Fuddruckers location at the mall.

    Bozeman Community Development Director Marty Matsen approved the site plans on June 1, finding that it conformed with the zoning for the area. The site plans call for a 30,000-square-foot grocery store and a 10,000-square-foot pad building with a parking lot.

    The approval document includes public comment the city received about the building, including concerns about the impact the store will have on traffic and on local grocery stores.

    The appeal states that individuals represented by the group Bozeman Matters “live or work in Bozeman and are concerned with the explosive and unbridled growth in the community.”

    Attorney Kim Wilson, who is representing the group, said that while they were alarmed by a Whole Foods coming to town, they took issue with the potential traffic impacts.

    “I think my clients in general are concerned with the rapid pace of growth in Bozeman and just want to make sure that the city planners are keeping on top of it in a way that doesn’t add unnecessary hurdles for regular Bozeman folks in terms of traffic and those kinds of impacts,” Wilson said.

    Other areas of concern listed in the appeal include stormwater and parking.

    John Morrow, with the Gallatin Valley Mall, said the appeal is baseless, likening it to a similar effort begun in 2018 to block the WinCo Foods from coming to Bozeman.

    In that case, several Bozeman residents, backed by the United Food and Commercial Workers Local-4 Union, filed an appeal to WinCo’s site plans, citing concerns that the store would impact Bozeman traffic and would imperil other jobs at other Bozeman grocery stores.

    Nobody needs twenty three different grocery stores.

    • Old Man With Candy

      “backed by the United Food and Commercial Workers Local-4 Union”

      I knew that was coming right from the beginning.

  36. Cy Esquire

    This is close.. but I don’t think it’s the on I’m looking for:

    Poem to Read on the Fifth of July: Howard Nemerov’s “Fourth of July”
    NICK GILLESPIE | 7.5.2013 9:31 AM

    Howard Nemerov (1920-1991)
    With a hat tip to Eli Lake for bringing it to my attention.

    Here’s Howard Nemerov’s wonderful poem “Fourth of July”:

    Because I am drunk, this Independence Night,
    I watch the fireworks from far away,
    from a high hill, across the moony green
    Of lakes and other hills to the town harbor,
    Where stately illuminations are flung aloft,
    One light shattering in a hundred lights
    Minute by minute. The reason I am crying,
    Aside from only being country drunk,
    That is, may be that I have just remembered
    The sparklers, rockets, roman candles and
    so on, we used to be allowed to buy
    When I was a boy, and set off by ourselves
    At some peril to life and property.
    Our freedom to abuse our freedom thus
    Has since, I understand, been remedied
    By legislation. Now the authorities
    Arrange a perfectly safe public display
    To be watched at a distance; and now also
    The contribution of all the taxpayers
    Together makes a more spectacular
    Result than any could achieve alone
    (A few pale pinwheels, or a firecracker
    Fused at the dog’s tail). It is, indeed, splendid:
    Showers of roses in the sky, fountains
    Of emeralds, and those profusely scattered zircons
    Falling and falling, flowering as they fall
    And followed distantly by a noise of thunder.
    My eyes are half-afloat in happy tears.
    God bless our Nation on a night like this,
    And bless the careful and secure officials
    Who celebrate our independence now.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “The sparklers, rockets, roman candles” which I am about to go buy at the fireworks store, Michigan is alright!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As far as the CDC is concerned those are valid positives.

      • Sensei

        +1 Delta Variant

        My first thought too.

      • Sensei

        OT – God bless the NYT.

        A few pictures a chat with some experts and now suddenly the NYT is an expert on the necessity and quantity of rebar for construction with concrete.

        Condo Wreckage Hints at First Signs of Possible Construction Flaw

        It’s got to 1,000 words or more and can be summed up as some pictures suggest that there wasn’t enough rebar, but it’s early and that may or may not be the case.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I spoke to a concrete guy I know down there. The scuttlebutt is that there was an upper pool deck that had been leaking for years. The pool water had been getting into the concrete piers and causing the rebar to corrode,

        As a rule, corroding rebar expands and cracks the surrounding concrete.

        Combine that with foundational issues and you have a recipe for collapse.

      • Sensei

        I can buy that. Especially if there were construction lapses and/or design deficiencies.

        You get the perfect storm.

    • Ted S.

      And how many false spikes in cases did that cause?

    • DEG

      The kids are alright.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    And bless the careful and secure officials
    Who celebrate our independence now.

    Indeed. I hope no harm comes to them at the hands of insurrectionists and radical anti-authority types. That would be tragic.

    • Cy Esquire

      Treason charges are for the losers.

  38. PieInTheSky

    I did not purchase American beer but I did get a romanian one which they call california common style. Not sure i like it would like more bitter.

    5.4 abv 12.6 plato and for hops it says northern brewer and chinook whatever the hell that means

    • rhywun

      California style beer? ?‍♂️

      Check the label for avocados. ?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Indian tribes around the Columbia River, a type of salmon, a warm winter wind, and a helicopter. The last being pronounced “shit-hook”.

      • PieInTheSky

        Also a dog breed. And apparently hops

      • Threedoor

        Ain’t no nookie like CH47.

  39. Cy Esquire

    “The Second Day of July 1776, will be the most memorable Epocha, in the History of America.—I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn Acts of Devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of this Continent to the other from this Time forward forever more.”

    -John Adam

    He was off by a couple of days, the founders weren’t perfect.

    • Cy Esquire

      *John Adams

    • rhywun

      the founders weren’t perfect

      No worries; we’re cancelling them as fast as we can.

  40. DEG

    “When we see fireworks, we see weed and stolen credit cards,” he said. “So what it tells us over the years is that entrepreneurs involved in other criminal activity handle this as a seasonal biz.”

    I’m surprised at the cop calling these folks entrepreneurs.

    Tense protests erupted Saturday outside a California spa where a transgender woman allegedly exposed herself to children, teens and adults in the women’s area.

    Fuck off. It’s a dude who whipped his cock out. And Antifa didn’t get what they deserve.

    She acknowledged that the tweet she shared this week, in which she praised the court’s decision to overturn the disgraced comedian’s conviction, “caused so much hurt in so many people.”

    The Court was right. Those people can go fuck themselves.

    Old Guy Music is good.

    • DEG

      Yes.

    • blackjack

      Yeah, I might even have some of those guns in it too.

  41. Gender Traitor

    Hey Ted’S, LT CDR Fish, or any other old movie buffs about – is this day-appropriate flick any good? Thinking of suggesting TT & I watch the rest of it over Sunday brunch instead of more Untouchables reruns.

    • Ted S.

      It’s not bad, but there are better movies out there.

      Too bad Drums Along the Mohawk wasn’t on the schedule.

      • dbleagle

        “1776” will be on TCM later today. It tells the story of drafting the DoI. It is a musical, but the guys playing Franklin and Jefferson nail it.

      • Suthenboy

        “It is a musical…”

        I will take your word for it.

      • Suthenboy

        Robert E Howard wrote a similar tale to Drums along the Mohawk but I cant remember the title. Either he got the idea from DATM or Edmonds got the idea from Howard, I am not sure which.

        I need to print out all of Howard’s stuff. He wasn’t Hemingway but he was close.