How to Dispose of a Body (GlibFit Substitute Post)

by | Aug 29, 2021 | Fitness, GlibFit | 516 comments

 

As I have mentioned, I am on a mission to be more healthy due to Covid. Not because I am afraid of it, but rather it is more a personal middle finger to the establishment. The motherfuckers have made me change my lifestyle and eat more vegetables and cut my drinking by two-thirds.

All “they” do is push the vaccine when most people who are healthy and fit survive the plague as if it was just a cold. Ya, some healthy fit people have died but fuck off, some healthy and fit people die from all kinds of things. But rather than encourage people to get more healthy and fit and go outside and exercise they push pharmaceuticals. It is as if they want people to be unhealthy and just buy their drugs. I am on a mission to be off all pharmaceuticals. Fuck them. I am a stubborn asshole like that.

 

 

I hope all Glibs become stubborn assholes like that. Get off your ass. Go outside and get some Vitamin D. Take your shirt off and grill some protein and or some veggies and eat it. Cut out the processed foods and move your ass. Eat animals and plants. Not chemicals.

I am on a mission to dispose of the body I have now. And I am going to do it by eating right, moving, moving, and moving, and getting my heart rate up close to chest ham explosion. Talk to your doctor before you try that last one. Or just ignore your doctor because they will most likely tell you to take drugs rather than get in better shape.

Get off your ass.

 

 

GlibFit author Chafed is on detached duty this week. His column will return next week.

About The Author

westernsloper

westernsloper

Born to the privileged class what lives in trailer parks, raised in the mountains but left them for the sea. Returned due to lack of finding a better place to live. Excels at self destructive behavior, smoked meats and poorly reasoned arguments in spite of never being wrong.

516 Comments

  1. Sean

    Eat more steak!

    • westernsloper

      ?

    • Hyperion

      Jeebus, dude, I sometimes forget that HM hasn’t been around in quite a while and I first read that as ‘Eat more ass’.

  2. Gender Traitor

    ::reads title::

    Oh, thank goodness! Not a moment too soon!

    ::reads article::

    False advertising, dammit!

    • Gender Traitor

      More seriously, it’s probably high time I got back on my treadmill, but I’m wondering if it’s safe to do it (at a reasonably brisk walking pace) in sandals. Doing it in my athletic walking shoes – a decent brand with good arch support – gave me horrible blisters on my toes.

      • westernsloper

        I am not learned in footwear at all but the podcast that sparked my current rantings was Tom Woods’s interview of Mark Sisson and made me revisit the Paleo lifestyle. Sisson pushes the barefoot thing and or those “shoes” that have toe pockets. I can’t think of what they are called atm. My morning stretching/pushup/squat/ab roller routine I do barefoot. I feel worse the days I do not do it and regret it.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Sisson pushes the barefoot thing and or those “shoes” that have toe pockets.

        If you have a body fat percentage under 15 and no particular foot/knee issues, they can be good. I know more than a few folks who gave themselves plantar fasciitis with minimalist shoes.

      • Tundra

        That’s because they went too far, too fast. You need to very slowly transition to barefoot shoes.

        That said, I prefer a zero-drop with thicker soles.

      • Tres Cool

        Vibram “5-Finger” shoes.

      • Animal

        I wear Justin Ropers almost everywhere.

      • Mojeaux

        I walk in my Birks. First, arch support. Second, comfort. Third but really first, the last time I walked in tennis shoes/trainers/whatever, I got an awful blister on the back of my heel that hobbled me for at least a week, and then I got a big fat wart out of it that I am having a helluva time getting rid of (although my podiatrist did compliment me on my tolerance for nitrogen therapy).

        The only thing I don’t like about walking in Birks is that I have to curl my toes with every step to keep them on. I have small feet and the buckle only goes so far up.

      • Tundra

        Mo, my wife got some Chacos that she absolutely loves. Lost of adjustment, etc.

        I have some Bedrock Cairn Pros, but they may not work for you, as the footbed is flat.

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, I have to have a high arch support to walk right. I’m damn near flat-footed.

      • Tundra

        Look at the Chacos and Tevas. They have contoured footbeds.

      • Tonio

        “blisters on my toes”

        Sound like your shoes are not properly fit.

        FYI, I am a big fan of Walk-Hero brand Insoles Arch Supports Orthotics. These are not the one-size-fits-all, trim-to-fit ones you get at the grocery or drugstore, but semi-rigid ones that you order to the half-size. I’m currently working two pairs of them, in different sizes, because actual shoe fit (size) varies by manufacturer.

  3. westernsloper

    Lol…..nice ass pic Tonio! ( I actually have a pic of me on a donkey somewhere)(no not Tijuana) Sorry folks I drunkenly wrote that in ten minutes last night during the Zoom happy hour. But it still stands. I just grilled some zucchini rounds that will be the base of a lasagna. Meat and veges FTW! I also just took a paleo bourbon peach cobbler out of the oven. Sure the bourbon isn’t paleo but we are not fascists around here and westernslope peaches are the best in the world. Just like our green chilis.

  4. egould310

    Babyback ribs marinating in bourbon, red onion, garlic, apple cider vinegar, black pepper, evoo, bay leaf. Roast those bad boys in the oven and glaze with some bbq sauce.

    Smoked pork shank is braising on the stovetop. Will eventually add cabbage and collards.

    Whipped up a batch of pimento cheese; chilling in the fridge.

    Corn on the cob slathered in butter and Old Bay seasoning.

    Sipping Old Granddad and Perrier. Life is alright.

    • TARDis

      Cabbage, collards, and pimento cheese?

      In George Thorogood voice, “I sleep alone. Yeah, with nobody else. Everyctime I eat like this, I stain the sheets all by myself.”

      • Hyperion

        I love all of those things, sounds good to me.

      • TARDis

        Yay, XX is here relieving us our kale infestation. Apparently during recent trip, her garden was marauded by rampaging caterpillars.

        Mother-daughter outings are so cute; Nails, coffee, shopping. *sigh*

        Nobody brought me any Vermouth as requested, so Churchill Martinis it is.

      • TARDis

        I-oop. Must remember to refresh.

  5. Fourscore

    Bodies left in the woods disappear quickly in the summer. We had a local suicide a few years ago, by hanging, about 18 months later a hunter discovered the remains, clothes and a few bones.

    When we processed our own deer the coyotes/wolves/dogs/foxes would find the remains in short order, blue jays, crows, eagles would be there, too. By springtme the bones were carried away.

    • Tonio

      Feral pigs.

      • Suthenboy

        Yes, those also. Pigs will eat anything.

      • J. Frank Parnell
    • Suthenboy

      Rats and mice usually get the bones/shed antlers. They have a high demand for phosphorus because of their constantly growing teeth.

  6. Nah, just Yusef

    I’m stuck home today, But I’ll be discing tomorrow, walking and playing is good for the body and the mind.

  7. Hyperion

    My dinner is looking like this right now. Keep in mind, I’m trying to clean the house after a 5 day hiatus, it’s a mess still.

    Spaghetti with Marinara sauce and cooked spinach, that is it.

  8. egould310

    Ran alot this week. Ate low carb except for the cheeseburger and fries I mashed on Wednesday. My eyeball is returning to the normal abnormal. Should run alot this upcoming week. Glib fit.

  9. Fourscore

    Ida preempts Afghanistan and Biden is right on it.

    • Hyperion

      I’m sure he is. Dude doesn’t know what he had for breakfast this morning, but he is the leader of the free world. We are so fucked.

    • Tres Cool

      Im watching a livestream of some storm chasers on youtube. The chat comments are even more toxic than regular YT shit posters.

      However, I did find one funny (paraphrased) “the hurricane is an mRNA vaccine delivery device propagated using the 5G cell network”.

      I can only imagine what lives in that person’s head.

      • Tres Cool

        On the other hand, maybe a found a relative of Agile Cyborg.

      • Chafed

        Or a talented troll.

  10. hayeksplosives

    The Mister Splosives grilled chicken breasts that I had soaked in honey and BBQ sauce yesterday, so I think we will be doing smmiches or tortillas or something with them.

    Chicken. Mmmmm…

    But first I have to boost him out of the ER. I finally got up and went to the car to wait. He’s on unnecessary amounts of blood thinners and diuretics to the point that he’s dizzy and confused and his hand won’t stop bleeding.

    I hate the health care “system”.

    • Fourscore

      MS will do a lot better when he is home. Good luck, HE, he’ll do well with the food and attention.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks, 4 score.

        He didn’t want to the hospital but he had to admit that his hand was just not ceasing to bleed.

    • Surly Knott

      My best advice, as a patient and as someone who had a diabetic and later AIDS patient friend: the only health advocate you have is you.
      Research your meds (said friend was prescribed multiple meds that all contained acetaminophen, adding up to a deadly amount, ditto aspirin).
      Research drug interactions, and include all your OTC meds and herbal supplements (let me tell you about nortriptyline and St. John’s Wort and xanax, it’s not pretty).
      Research your diagnoses.
      Research your lab results, and make sure you *always* get a copy (I have nominally high blood pressure but consistently low serum sodium levels; I have to explain this to new doctors and insist it be taken into account).
      Ask your doctor all the questions that arise out of the research.
      Then research the answers, and/or get a second opinion.
      Refuse unnecessary care (I fired my cardiologist 3 tears after a single iatrogenic occurrence of a fib during a hospital stay).
      Don’t expect a clean hand-off from your physician(s) to the hospital should you be admitted (the a fib resulted from stopping all oral meds, including 3 that were ‘do not stop suddenly’).
      We all need to be extremely proactive and involved in our own health care, especially as the Medical-Pharmaceutical Complex moves increasingly to ‘medicine by checklist’.

      • Tundra

        Everything you wrote is perfect.

      • Surly Knott

        Thanks (blushes).

    • DEG

      Sorry. I hope he pulls through.

    • Ozymandias

      A very good friend of mine had the great observation that “we don’t have a healthcare system; we have a disease economy. And an outbreak of wellness could bring the whole thing to its knees.”
      Now think about why we closed gyms when we knew very, very early on that this virus only attacks the very old and the very “co-morbid.”
      Fitter people are at such an infinitesimal risk from this virus that it’s laughable. The one absolutely incontrovertible fact of treatment for the ‘Vid is that lowering your A1hC would lower your risk. So we deemed gyms “non-essential”, sent Covid-positive elderly patients back into their homes, locked them in there and wouldn’t let them out, locked everyone indoors, and made sure that all of the shit-food restaurants stayed open – oh, yes, and liquor stores, too.

      I’m having a hard time seeing more our “experts” could have done wrong.

      The only answer is fuck the whole system. It exists for your enslavement and nothing else.
      Start eating more “clean” – it is not a mystery what that means; start doing some intermittent fasting; if you’re going to satiate a craving for carbs, make it a favorite fruit. (You can crush a diet with Haagen-Dasz, but it’s nearly impossible with fruits.) Start every day with some essential movements – stretch, squats, pushups, situps. Add in other movements as you progress. KEEP IT FUN – do not make your workouts an act of self-immolation or punishment/make-up for bad dietary practices. Movement will help coax your body to eat better foods. I always, always get better on my diet as I start moving more and my body wants the good fuel it needs to support the activities.
      Love yourself. PMA is a huge help in maintaining good habits.

      Great write-up, ‘Sloper. You got me motivated AF.
      “Now get your ass over that bar, Private Pyle!!!”
      (You can always tell Marines by their reactions to that opening scene. My mother was horrified – I cackled like it was a Bugs Bunny cartoon.)

      • Aloysious

        Seconded the intermittent fasting.

        It works for weight loss and fights off brain fog.

  11. Fourscore

    I took my morning walk on the treadmill, 2.5 MPH for a half hour, then the machine for upper body. Warmer in the gym and I got a late start but tomorrow is another day. Good time of the year, garden fresh veggies, warm weather but motivation is always uphill.

    I’m glad I stopped the smokes and booze a long time ago, I have forgotten what the attraction was.

  12. IRBE

    Hi Sloper , Thanks for pitching in. You’re a good egg…Noonan, pick up that wrapper! Hiking weather less smokey but hell hot. Out early for a 5 miler. Luxury!

    G-fit update: Sleep was very good this week. Hot weather made getting to sleep more difficult. Food was protein, but had pizza last nite and it sux’d. If you are going to cheat, cheat good. Hike mileage was 30 miles this week. Wim Hoff/meditative “ancient man” techniques; Did 1 times. Weight level at 174. 48 hr planned for Monday…48 hrs. (Meatless Monday).

    Goals: Meeting goal weight range max (175-170). Still not dead from Covid…MB;MC

    Relative to your reasons for staying healthy here is a nice video that I very much align/live with. It is a little wonky but points made and scored IMO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ88lihZb08.

    I am off to the driving range to help my son with his slice off the tee..which will involve giving him advice that is completely contrary to his perception. “Calgon..give me strength!!!”

    To live better, fat adapt, skip a meal or three!

    • egould310

      What you’ve got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He’ll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he’ll push everything off to the right. He’ll never come through on anything. He’ll quit the game.

      • Tres Cool

        + Gunga Galunga

    • westernsloper

      but had pizza last nite and it sux’d.

      Bummer. I made my first ever cauliflower crust pizza last night. It was not pizza. There is nothing like a good pizza and that was not it. A month or so of what I am doing and then I can get back to cheat nights and damn right, if you are going to cheat cheat good. #amen

      Thanks for the link. ya a bit wonky but interesting.

  13. blackjack

    Going to North Hollywood skatepark. That’s as glibfit as I get. It’s a ‘lil rinky-dink park, but there’s at least a few small banks. My kid likes the freestyle “street” skating parts. Kid’s these days! Last time around, we wouldn’t even bother unless there was some vertical involved.

  14. Drake

    I too am stubborn. Over the past few years my workouts have changed from almost all weight training to at least 50% cardio. Typically 30 to 36 minutes on the elliptical machine.

    Heart problems are what usually kill the men in my family so I’m staying shape as long I while avoiding the clot shot.

  15. Tundra

    I am stubborn.

    I move a lot, lift heavy shit and eat good food.

    Fuck them.

    • westernsloper

      ?

  16. Hyperion

    Hey guys, I’m going to keep beating this thing until I catch some of you guitar aficionados out here. I’m looking to buy a new guitar… err, I mean my wife wants to buy me a new guitar. I’ve not bought one in so long, I’m totally out of the know on this one.

    Anyone have any suggestions? I’m talking electric. I don’t mind spending a few thousand, but beyond 5K, I’m probably not going there. 2-3 would be fine. I need a small amp too to use with headphones.

    • egould310

      For $5k you can get a really top notch rig. Several.

      Don’t get a “small amp”. For the price tag you’re throwing around get a proper amp. I personally recommend the Vox AC-12 twin. https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/AC15C2–vox-ac15c2-15-watt-2×12-inch-tube-combo
      You don’t have to use headphones. Can play in overdrive at low volumes for practice. Can project sound for a 3,000 seat theater.

      Now you’ve got $4k to mess around with? Try this https://reverb.com/item/43515958-rickenbacker-330-2021-jetglo-never-retailed-you-will-be-the-1st-owner-nos-ref-738?utm_source=rev-ios-app&utm_medium=ios-share&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=43515958

    • blackjack

      Gibson. They sound fatter and chunkier than Fender. I have a Melody Maker Les Paul and it’s great. It’s lightened and has p90 pickups. You can feel the USA quality. I use some old digital amp called Kustom. It’s decent, but barely. For the kind of money you’re talking, you can get a vintage Les Paul and really have something. Pretty sure most Gibsons are under 3k. If you can go to a Guitar Center, they’ll let you mess around with anything they have. Even if you don’t want to play, just strapping one on and feeling it might be helpful.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        My Telecaster disagrees, I can make it Fat as fuck!

      • blackjack

        My Melody Maker disagrees, too. It has p90’s and screams like a Fender. Generally, though…

      • Nah, just Yusef

        How aboot a good guitar is a good thing,
        play on Brother,

    • Nah, just Yusef

      Get a Telecaster, a Stratocaster, a Les Paul and an SG, you’ll be fine

      • egould310

        This is good advice.

      • blackjack

        You gotta have an Explorer and an ES335 also. At least a Firebird.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Big Bucks Man eh? although they are both nice machines,

    • westernsloper

      I bought my cheap ass Squire strat for $100 back in the early 0ts. I bought my cheap ass Squire tele for $200 bucks some months ago. I suck but it is fun. Thanks for the reminder, I need to do another lesson. As was Muzzled’s recommendation I got an I-rig and use the computer as an amp which then plugs to my cheap af amp I got at a pawn shop back in the early 0t’s as well. Fun stuff.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        I own several preamps that take the place of the internal soundcard, and use ASIO software to bypass Windows sound manager,
        then plug in anything and away you go…

      • Penguin

        western, you are a lying sack of crap. That one Zoom call, you made it seem like you were a total newbie and had basically never played before. Fucker. Your CIA shenanigans weren’t enough, huh? Had to fuck with someone in the first world?

        I’m gonna be totally pissed with you for the next five minutes.

    • egould310

      Go to Guitar Center and strum around on guitars and find one you like. All the guitars they have there are nice and well built. Even cheap guitars are pretty nice these days. You won’t get “a lemon”. The important thing us to find a guitar that you like the sound and look of. If you like it, you’ll play it. If you play it, you’ll improve. When you improve, you’re a guitar player! Congrats!

    • Ozymandias

      My first electric was a Epiphone Gibson with a small amp. You don’t need to drop thousands on a guitar. You need something to learn on and grow into.
      It’s like golf – I see guys drop a grand on a new Calloway whatever-the-fuck and they still cant hit the ball. Maybe only spend $300 and the other $700 on lessons.
      I think that applies with equal force to starting out with guitar.
      (Also, consider picking up an acoustic, too, because they travel a little better and you can keep practicing while on the road.)

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Perfect way to start Ozy, play and grow, lots of time to waste money later, and you wil…

      • The Hyperbole

        I could be wrong but my impression is that The Imposter isn’t a beginner, he just hasn’t bought a new guitar in many years.

      • kinnath

        Also, consider picking up an acoustic . . . .

        I bought my first guitar just over a year ago. It was a nice classical guitar. I now have five — two standard size; one parlor size; and two half size. Took the half size to MN a couple of weeks ago.

        My new 3-string cigar box guitar is supposed to arrive on Wednesday. This will be my first steel string guitar, and I am looking forward to fucking around with a slide.

        No electric guitars in the house, yet.

    • R C Dean

      Don’t fuck around on your amp. Get a Mesa Boogie, and you’ll never look back.

    • ArchieBunker

      Highly suggest going somewhere and playing several. You really don’t need to spend several thousand though. If u just want to I’d suggest trying out some Rickenbacker. Otherwise you’d probably be content with a studio Les Paul or a USA made strat. There are frequently great deals to be had on craigslist. If you go small on the amp I suggest Orange Crush, great little amps

    • PutridMeat

      if your looking at that kind of cash, I’ll throw in PRS; I have a mid-range, something like 700 bucks, maybe 5-6 years ago. Best bang for the buck I could find. If you go into their custom 24/artist series, you can get a lot of guitar in the 2-4k range. Never had any issues with my cheapo, stays in tune (not
      an FR) very well. In short never touch a PRS that didn’t feel good and play well.

  17. Mojeaux

    I’m getting my ulcers cut out mid-October. I expect I’ll lose a little then. Surgery #FTW!

    • Hyperion

      Cut out? Jeebus, Moj, is that the only option?

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, it is the only option. I’ve been living with these for 2 years and they won’t go away. I had ONE the first time I landed in the ER for bleeding. Two months ago, I had five and they were all irritated. No, I do not have H. pylori. I’m not going to spend the rest of my life grinding Carafate up in my little mortar 4 times a day just to keep them coated over but never healing. I am opting for, as they say, “definitive therapy”.

      • Hyperion

        I’m sorry, I hope everything works out for the best.

      • Mojeaux

        Don’t be sorry! I’m totally stoked! I get to cross something off my to-do list.

      • blackjack

        That sucks. Tagamet fixed mine right up. I’m sure you’ve tried that stuff. Good luck.

    • limey

      Heavy. I hope everything is smooth sailing between now and then, and beyond.

    • egould310

      Good luck. I hope it gives you relief.

    • DEG

      I hope it works for you.

    • Jerms

      Shit. You going to be on a liquid diet for a while after that?

      • Mojeaux

        Before, likely, also.

        I don’t have a problem with intermittent fasting. I can go all day, till about 5p when I have a snack, then start eating about 10p to midnight, but I eat a lot in that 2 hours. So I’m going to have a hard time of it for a while.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Smooth sailing, MJ. You’ll feel a lot better once that shit is cleared up.

      • Mojeaux

        Thanks, GP. Also, I am sorry I put you on the spot the other night. That was not well done of me.

      • Ghostpatzer

        De nada. I tend to skim, doesn’t hurt to have an incentive to focus,

  18. Not Adahn

    At the doge park. Attendance is sparce, but nowhere nearly as bad as yesterday when the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert kept everyone away.

    • limey

      Aren’t Skynyrd concerts just a ruse to catch all the people who yell “Freeeebbiirdd!!” at other concerts?

      • tripacer

        You’re not supposed to do that?

      • blackjack

        It’s more important than ever to do it every single time, nowadays.

      • egould310

        “Get in the hole!”

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Or the basket….

    • Tonio

      Is the Weimaraner/Purse-dog chick there? Did you bring your tarot cards? Don’t forget to tell her you have a weekly column. Chicks love writers.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        they do? Thanks!

      • Not Adahn

        No, though we have had a conversation. She seemed genuinely taken aback when I said (in response to a “most people…” comment) “I find it difficult to generalize about people.”

        She said her polo coach is getting her a sponsor.

      • Chafed

        If you don’t at least take a shot you will be disappointing every hetero male Glib.

      • Not Adahn

        A third my age plus seven, right?

      • Tundra

        Half your age, perv.

      • TARDis

        Have daughter, right? Closer to your age than daughter works for me.

    • Not Adahn

      Cute Asian nurse showed up with a hyper-protective GSD. Lily loves her for some reason.

      • Not Adahn

        Lol, cute Asian nurse is speculating that it’s because she’s having her period.

    • Not Adahn

      Lily thoroughly trounced an intact male pit pull. Said pit bull is now fending off the amorous advances of a Frenchie.

      • R C Dean

        Well, male pitties are mostly big babies, so . . . .

  19. limey

    Burrito = small ass?

    • Tres Cool

      Ascot- the bed a donkey sleeps on

      -Benny Hill

    • Not Adahn

      Yes. They can carry a lot of filling.

      • Q Continuum

        Surprisingly expandable.

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      Mmm… burritos make giant asses.

      • Gender Traitor

        …but first they make noisy asses.

  20. Nah, just Yusef

    I got a Street taco kit, heat and eat! Lazy! Yum!

  21. Penguin

    On the (health) upside, I walked between 2.5 & 4.25 miles three days this week. On the downside, I bought a 20 bag of Tennessee Pride sausage & biscuits.

    • Jerms

      Sometimes we walk far so we can eat more sausage. It all works out.

      • Penguin

        Mmm… walk sausage.

  22. Suthenboy

    The weenie roast photo nearly made me spit my tea out.

    • egould310

      Tea and vodka?

      • Suthenboy

        nah, I am on the wagon. I feel a lot better.

      • Suthenboy

        I have been slugging a lot of Clamato, cranberry juice, coffee and tea. Much more exercise than normal also. Actually, I feel like a million bucks.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Green and wrinkled? Also, those are some of my favorite beverages, along with V8.

      • Tonio

        “Clamato….”

        Eeeeeewwwww.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Whoa there, hoss, them’s fightin’ words!

  23. Jerms

    Ive been going to the gym for over 10 years pretty consistently but never paid much attention to how much protein i was taking in until about 2 months ago when i started really trying to get 200 grams a day. Im absolutely blown away by the strength gains that ive made since. Just to give an example for years id max out at 30 dips, once in a while i could do 35. After the diet change i can do 45 no problem whatsoever. Feel like an idiot that im just realizing this stuff out now after all this time working out.

    • IRBE

      Not being really concerned with diet has been my biggest regret…after finding the ideal diet for me. It makes a huge difference in performance and maintaining performance…when you take time off…I remember performance would really fall off but now I hardly notice.

      I bet if you did some Wim Hoff breathing exercises you could do 60 dips tomorrow.

      • Jerms

        Yeah? That stuff works? Ill have to look into it. I dont have to take an ice bath first right?

      • IRBE

        Nope..Just do 3 rounds: 30 hypervents and 90 sec breath hold while seated or laying down. After the 3rd round, collect yourself with normal breathing so you don’t faint. Then do dips. The adrenaline will be pumping.

  24. DEG

    I hope all Glibs become stubborn assholes like that. Get off your ass. Go outside and get some Vitamin D. Take your shirt off and grill some protein and or some veggies and eat it. Cut out the processed foods and move your ass. Eat animals and plants. Not chemicals.

    I’d give you a round of a applause but I’ve been sitting on my ass all day. Well, I did vacuum.

    My weight is… .weird. Last week the scale at the gym said 258.8, and this week 264.3. Same scale, same time of day (Friday morning after my workout). I wonder if the gym staff recalibrated the scale?

    We will not be getting any pictures of hardbodied women? Huh. Finnish pole vaulter Saga Andersson.

      • Jerms

        Both hot but ill join team Gherca.

    • Nephilium

      Weights can fluctuate a lot due to water retention and the like. That’s why I find it’s better to get a trend line going with daily weigh ins. You just have to get out of the mindset of a day or two of it going up getting discouraging. Going to be counting calories next week to try to get back in the habit, then it’s time for Cleveland Oktoberfest and Viva, which will not be good for my weight, but swill hopefully be good for my mental state.

      • DEG

        I’ve got weigh-in records going back almost a year. Once a week, Friday after I lift.

        The trend is down, but the last two weigh-ins are really fucking weird. True, I had a layoff due to vacation and getting sick, but still weird.

      • Tundra

        Do you have a pair of jeans that used to fit?

        Fuck the scale. You can vary dramatically day to day without measurable differences in appearance.

        Tape measures and old jeans don’t lie. You can drop a lot of body fat, put on muscle and the scale says not much changed.

      • DEG

        I’m pretty close to being able to tighten my belt another notch. I think I’m closer than I was before my trip.

        The old clothes I have are still much too small to try on.

      • Tundra

        Belt is good.

        Measure waist, hips, bicep, thigh, neck etc and the remeasure in 90 days.

      • DEG

        I’ve been doing that, though every four months. I’m due next week.

    • westernsloper

      I am down some lb’s over the two weeks I have been on my mission. Feel great, (except for this morning after Zoom happy hour) I have been eating a lot of bone broth “ramen” using spiral sliced zucchini as “noodles” with liver meat balls and hot sauce. My leg pain has lessened and almost non existent when I drag my ass out of bed to stretch in the morning. I am a believer. Also lots of salads with eggs, chicken and or pork.

      For some reason my Youtube recommendations are full of European track events also.

      • DEG

        Dropping weight will help with sciatica if it is caused by a disc problem. You’ll have less weight coming down on the disc as you walk.

        The doc that administered my cortisone shots and both physical therapists got after me to lose weight. My heaviest, when I was drinking and eating too much in an attempt to self medicate the pain because things weren’t working, was either 298 or 296. I think I was 280 or so when I first saw the doctor about the pain in my leg, which led to the discovery of my disc herniation.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Here’s a weird tip: I started reading up on various micro-mineral supplements, and one that caught my eye was boron. I’ve been taking 3 mg a day for the last 10 days, and the chronic pain I’ve had in my left hand around the base of the thumb (which I’d ascribed to osteoarthritis, since it’s the family curse) is gone. I’d recommend just reading up on it, since it was one of the few minerals I wasn’t getting from either my diet or supplements (which is normally just an “old-guy” multi). I’m pleasantly surprised.

      • IRBE

        Love the boron for arthritis. It may also put a little lead in the pencil by increasing T.

      • Tundra

        Shit. I think one of you brought this up recently and I forgot to order.

        Brand and dose? My fucking knees are screaming at me.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Dose is 3mg/day. The white papers I’ve consulted all noted that dosing trials found that above 3mg/day didn’t seem to offer any marginal benefit. Most of the brands I looked up seem to stick with 3mg/day.

        The brand I’m using is “New Roots Herbal,” but only because my local health food store doesn’t carry anything else. I’m sure you can do much better (read: cheaper) online, if’n you’re willing to wait a few days.

      • IRBE

        Yeah…3mg/day. That’s what I meant.

      • Tundra

        Thanks, boys!

        Ordered and should be here Tuesday!

      • IRBE

        That be me…but I am not so precise about brand or dosage. I just bought some borax powder and put a teaspoon of powder into 16oz water bottle. I take a sip in the morning with my vitamins C&D. It lasts about 2 weeks.

        There is also some Costco supplement with it..but it is way more expensive.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Boric acid powder also seems to be popular. (Usually sold as an eyewash at pharmacies.)

        I’m a fan of knowing my dosage, so I don’t go that route.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        That’s the one thing about the ‘States that I’m quite jelly about — everything seems to be available online within a day or two.

      • Surly Knott

        Likewise, I started feeling results very quickly. I bought the cheapest ‘per pill’ Amazon had (they supply all my vitamins and supplements these days). Swanson Triple Boron, 3mg capsules.
        I’m impressed, thanks IRBE.

      • IRBE

        You bet. Glad it is working.

  25. Tulip

    I have decided to get back on low carb-ish wagon again. Also, started walking more without dog. It’s not fair to use her as an excuse.

    • Tulip

      Hit submit too soon. I’m not measuring (makes me crazy) but am just doing a little more everyday.

      • Tundra

        Good for you, Tulip! Walking may be the single best thing you can do for your health.

      • Ghostpatzer

        “Walking may be the single best thing you can do for your health.”

        Can confirm. I was a skinny fuck until I got my driver’s license at age 38, at which point I stopped walking 10 miles a day. Eventually had weight reduction surgery after gaining 130 lbs. in 25 years.

    • Tulip

      I also continue to not make cookies or walk to buy one

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I’m sure the doge doesn’t mind a bit.  ?

  26. Ownbestenemy

    Two racks of ribs and 6 leg quarters on the smoker. Large shell mac-n-cheese getting ready. Now to think about veggies

    • egould310

      Hell yeah, bbq!

    • rhywun

      Yikes. Keep the doors and windows closed.

      • Sean

        Nah. This is a good thing. We wanted the golf building.

      • Sean

        No mask/vax mandates either. ?

      • Tundra

        Very nice!

        Enjoy the vacation!

      • DEG

        Excellent.

        enjoy your trip!

      • rhywun

        I assumed as much.

        Just some advice if balls are flying your way.

    • IRBE

      Misss Noonan! Miss! Ingratiate yourself with fellow gulfers.

    • Jerms

      Enjoy

    • Ghostpatzer

      Nice!

  27. Count Potato

    Any suggestions on “body weight” no equipment exercises?

    • Tundra

      Walk, run hills, push-ups, pull-ups (go down to the park), lunges, planks, squats, burpees, yoga.

      What are your goals?

      • Jerms

        Yup. All those things, i think Herscel Walker who was absolutely shredded said he didnt lift any weights, everything was sit ups pushup and the stuff Tundra listed. You dont need weights you just need motivation.

      • Tundra

        I actually do think there are huge benefits from lifting. Loading your skeleton with heavy weights does all manner of awesome things for your body.

        ‘Sloper mentioned Mark Sisson up there. I’m a big fan of his Primal Blueprint and I highly recommend marksdailyapple.com.

        Here is his take on essential movements.

      • MikeS

        Thanks for that. I think I’m going to try that.

      • Count Potato

        Yoga I can definitely do. I’m looking for more resistance to put on some muscle. Is there a way to do lats without going to the park? I want to do it in the mornings, but I have obligations at home.

      • IRBE

        Elastic bands. Hook band around chair arm rest. Sit on chair; hook hand within band and slow extend to straighten arm; slowly return; repeat 30-40 times. Switch sides; rinse repeat. Increase band strength as needed.

      • Tundra

        What are your stats? Weight, age, BF, etc.

        You can get a pull up bar for a doorway, build one from 1″ plumbing pipe, or buy a Power Tower and do pull ups and dips. Always check FB marketplace and CL for fitness equipment.

      • Chafed

        Get a pull up bar for a doorway. Do pull-ups.

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      Get some cheap resistance bands of the innertoobs. It will really add to what you are trying to accomplish. There are a million different workouts on the Youface.

  28. Tundra

    Four weeks in Colorado today. It’s starting to feel normal.

    We’ve starting hiking in the mountains every Saturday. It’s really nice to be just a few minutes away from beauty and no cell service.

    Pic from yesterday.

    The best GlibFit is play. I lift three times a week, but saying I love it is a stretch. My hikes and hockey games are intense but fun! I train to play, I guess.

    • MikeS

      I got a pang of vertigo just looking at that pic. Gorgeous, but I like my landscape flatter than that.

      • Fourscore

        Colorado would be a lot bigger if it was flatten out. Call it No Dak west

    • Chafed

      ?

    • EvilSheldon

      They do the scenery up nice in the Rockies, don’t they?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “They do the scenery up nice in the Rockies, don’t they?”
        Agreed, then I saw Michigan, different landscape, Gorgeous scenery and landscapes. I noticed that the U.S. has quite a lot of unique and Beautiful locales,
        I love this Place!
        /USA! USA!

    • Nah, just Yusef

      Nice! I miss the Mountains most of all up here,

    • DEG

      Very nice picture.

    • Jerms

      Wow thats beautiful. God Bless.

    • PudPaisley

      For someone as long in the tooth as you to still be playing hockey is pretty badass.

  29. Animal

    So far my return to a rural lifestyle is providing me with all the off-my-ass I’ll be needing for the foreseeable future.

    • Tundra

      Cool again today?

      • Animal

        61 and sunny right now. Beautiful day. Just finished filling up the outside firewood storage. Have to fill the inside woodbox and I’ve got my winter supply. Going to have a huge bonfire with some junk wood that was around the place that I don’t want to burn in the stove. Mrs. Animal spent the afternoon cleaning up the flower boxes and moving some of the irises we brought from CO, those date back to my grandmother who started the line right after WW2.

        Life is pretty good right now, as long as I don’t look at the news, and I find I’m doing that less and less.

    • Fourscore

      Like Allamakee County but with moose. Wish I was your neighbor.

      • Animal

        There’s a house for sale just up the road from us.

      • Fourscore

        You’d regret me for a neighbor (all my neighbors do). I’m not very productive or fun.

      • Animal

        Nobody up here would notice. Folks hereabouts are pretty big on minding their own business.

  30. Chafed

    Thanks for subbing in today westernsloper.

    • westernsloper

      ? Merely the ramblings in my head after a few tequilas.

      Thanks for the long running go at glib fit. It has been inspiring especially given “these troubling times”.

      • IRBE

        Hear! Hear! Thanks Chafed.

      • DEG

        Thanks for the long running go at glib fit. It has been inspiring especially given “these troubling times”.

        Yes. Thanks Chafed.

        And thanks ‘sloper for jumping in.

      • Fourscore

        Can’t beat a bunch of Glibs, no way, man

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Put me down as another thankful Glib. It was too easy to just let it slide, but having a group of people to relay the info to helps immensely. And part of having that group is having someone lead it

        Thumbs up! Double guns!

    • IRBE

      That’s retarded..but it just might work! I think Gavin should try it.

      • Chafed

        The recall is my way of booing him.

    • rhywun

      That’s incredible. Christ, what a bunch of assholes. You work for them, ingrates. You’re the help.

      • Fourscore

        “They bought a ticket, let ’em boo.”

        Ted Williams

      • Chafed

        I’m sure it doesn’t feel that way when you are paid millions of dollars per year and know most of it comes from television rights.

    • Jerms

      Thats such a Mets thing to do.

  31. Not Adahn

    Nice match today. Don’t think I placed very well, but lots of enjoyment. Soooo much better than IDPA.

  32. EvilSheldon

    So today I did speed practice with the Shadow 2 OR (~4.4 seconds on a 7-yard El Presidente) and test-fired and function-checked my shotguns and new magazines and all that. Business first. But I also took out my silenced .22LR AR-15 and just burned about 150 rounds making noise on steel plates. It was wonderful. Far too long since I just did any plinking.

    • Tundra

      I bought a Ruger American bolt action .22 recently. I enjoyed the half hour shooting that as much as any time at the range in recent memory.

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      I was telling DEG last night, I bought a pre-war BSA no. 12, a martini action target rifle that is the predecessor to the International series. Holy Cow, I have never had a factory trigger like this. A one-pound glass rod.

      Plus, it’s chambered for .220lr. Love those pre-war Brits.

  33. Nah, just Yusef

    my son called and proceeded to work his way up to going off on me, for not scattering Wendy’s ashes in the Pacific,
    I told him his Sister already did, and he called us both liars. That’s when I went Ballistic, “She was MY Wife, long before you came around, I’ll do as I please!”
    /Click. I know it still hurts him, he loved his Momma, but he needs to remember I did too, and I’m not at fault, don’t take it out on me,

    • Ozymandias

      Love him, Yusef. You know he’s hurting and he threw it at you.
      Call him back and tell him that – and love the hell out o’ that boy.

      • Tundra

        Yep.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I do, that’s the problem, or one of many I can’t get into here,

    • Not Adahn

      Sharper than a serpent’s tooth etc.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        He is as good as me, and is making worse mistakes, I feel for him, except his Woman attempted to steal My Dead Wifes identity, other than that…..

      • DEG

        Sorry Yusef.

    • Fourscore

      Been through that sort of thing with my kids. I just ignore it/them and carry on as usual. They come back when the anger has dissipated and it will. Retaliation only prolongs the misery.

      My daughter is now learning the same thing with her own kids. Not every day is perfect and frustrations have to be vented. A couple of my g’kids ignore me, pretty much but I remember being a kid or a young man that didn’t always write home as often as I should have and my parents were always waiting when I did come home. (They were happy to see me leave after a week or so, as well).

      Relax, Yusef.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        A couple of my g’kids ignore me, pretty much but I remember being a kid or a young man that didn’t always write home as often as I should have

        I need to be better about that. I call my parents every week or so and text with my brothers a bit, but haven’t kept up with the grandparents as much as I should. There are some old scars on one side of the family tree that, while they’re not wounds anymore, have created a distance in what was once a close relationship. The other side never was as close, but I’m just bad at being chatty.

      • Chafed

        FWIW, a call doesn’t have to be long to be valuable.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        The call thing kills me. I hate, hate, hate talking on the phone and tend to put it off, and when I do get on I try to get off of the damn thing as quickly as I can. I always have to poke and pry myself to call my kid, but I do love talking to him, especially now that he is an adult, and will push back at me just as much.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Riley Annett Lozonne, very cool kid,

    • Ownbestenemy

      Awesome Yusef!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And Poppas Cool Black Vans, Winning!

    • Tundra

      That’s great!

    • Suthenboy

      Who?

  34. l0b0t

    HOLY MACKEREL! Perry Mason – The Case Of The Golden Oranges (Season 6, Episode 20), features my favorite movie tough-guy, Lee Van Cleef.

    • Gender Traitor

      Speaking of favorite movie guys, tough or not, a couple of hours ago we caught an episode of Untouchables with a very young Robert Redford!?

    • Suthenboy

      Mrs. Suthenboy’s favorite TV show of all time. She has the whole thing on CD. We binge watched all of the seasons once. I was amazed at how many to-be-famous later actors are in it.

    • Penguin

      He was awesome in the last two Leone Spaghetti Westerns.

      • The Hyperbole

        He wasn’t in either Duck, You Sucker or Once Upon a Time in the West.

        /pedant

      • l0b0t

        Once Upon A Time In The West has, IMO, the most tension building, awesome opening scene in all of movies.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’ve said it before, the first fifteen minutes alone of OUATITW is a better movie than most full length westerns (including Silverado).

      • The Hyperbole

        Also I’ve read that Leone wanted Eastwood, Van Cleef, and Wallach to be the desperados waiting on the train, I’m glad that didn’t happen, it would have been too “staged” for lack of a better word. Plus Elam, Strode and Murlock are absolutely perfect.

      • Penguin

        You know damn well I was referring to A Few Dollars More and The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly from the Dollars trilogy.

        You know, movies people actually remember? – Although I admit Once Upon a Time in the West is decent. Duck, you Sucker deserves its’ pejoratives.

      • MikeS

        The #1 comment:

        Hatdzig
        5 months ago

        I played this to my horse, now he’s riding another horse.

      • PudPaisley

        That’s up there with top comments for Vulfpeck videos.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        One upon a time is one of the best movies ever made, western or not.

      • Penguin

        Ted, you’re still in The Association fan club. We’re gonna take your words with numerous grains of salt.

      • Penguin

        The link, for anyone too young to remember.

        I will admit that “Never My Love” is a decent song to mack on most women with, however.

      • kinnath

        When I was 16, I gave a girl a charm bracelet engraved with “Never My Love”. The jeweler had no idea what point I was trying get across.

        I gave the same girl a pendant for our 40th anniversary also engraved with “Never My Love”. Again, the jeweler had no idea what point I was trying get across. At least he googled it and found the song.

        I have to admit that I prefer the cover by the 5th Dimension.

  35. grrizzly

    Today I had to fight to keep my motorcycle upright. I was waiting for a green light at an intersection when suddenly the bike under me started to move forward and lean left. For a couple of seconds I had to make a big effort to keep it from dropping. Apparently, a car behind me was making a turn. The driver was very apologetic. I didn’t notice any damage and asked her where she hit the motorcycle. She said it was the rear tire. Interesting, I didn’t hear anything.

    • Suthenboy

      Yikes. She wasn’t asian was she?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oriental drivers are the worst,
        I drive faster, when I’m in reverse,

      • grrizzly

        Nope, white.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yikes! She was right behind you and didn’t see you? How distracted was she? And by what??

      • grrizzly

        No idea. I was thinking about previous visits to S&S at Inman Square since the restaurant’s parking lot was in front of me.

      • DEG

        An ex-girlfriend of mine and I used to go the S&S often on the weekends for breakfast. I have no idea what it is like now, but back then it was a great place.

      • mikey

        Had a friend in high school killed on his bike. Sitting at a red light and a woman drove right through him to get to the white line. Broke his back

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sheesh, man.

      • blackjack

        That’s the scary one. Coming up from behind. You can scan your mirror and try and look back a lot, but a determined idiot will still manage to hit you. At least out here we can split lanes. It’s a lot safe sitting between two cars at a light than behind one.

    • DEG

      Whoa. Good that you weren’t hurt.

      • grrizzly

        Because I stood my ground.

    • Tundra

      Many women turn into good drivers.

      So, if you are a good driver, watch out for turning women!

  36. l0b0t

    For those who dig it and haven’t seen it, this is a strong contender for my favorite Forgotten Weapons video ever – Ian goes spearfishing for lionfish. https://youtu.be/Ftgw0R2MckE

    • pistoffnick

      That was very good. I also watched his wild pig hunt.

      I want to do both of those things.

      • Fourscore

        ”wild pig hunt”

        Like a Crosby-Ironton Sadie Hawkins Day Dance

    • Spudalicious

      Ha! I just watched that last night. He may never hold a filet knife again.

  37. IRBE

    Well the time at the driving range with my son, went as expected. He was really pressing and now his slice is worse. He really need professional help..but don’t we all.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I learned on YT, and practice, the difference is I don’t pay for a driving range or Greens fees, so you can learn at your own pace,

      • IRBE

        I wish it was a YT easy fix. There are couple things going on that need adjustment–mechanical and mental. Maybe he needs multiple professionals, perhaps a team.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        One thing I found helpful, Don’t learn from one person, There are many styles and you need to find what works for you. the Fundies are fine, but shaping shots and putting things where you want is really up to the individual,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        BTW I played Ball golf for 20 years, so I have some XP there, that said, Disc is way harder to master, but way more fun to play, and pretty cheap to start, say 25$

  38. westernsloper

    USA! USA! USA!

    • Penguin

      Fuck me. Hearts & Minds, people – we’re winning their hearts & minds.

      (Screams off-mic)

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Yeah.

        Two rounds to the heart and one round to the mind.  ?

    • rhywun

      Fog of war something something.

      I’m not counting on complete accuracy coming out of that region for, well, ever.

    • blackjack

      Only two means of deciding what to do. WWTD? Do the opposite. WWOD? Try and emulate that. Dronemurdering innocent people is something Obama would do.

      • The Hyperbole

        Trump dropped more bombs than Obama.

      • The Hyperbole

        “The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. When they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families,”

      • blackjack

        You are overlooking the important caveat, “in their first terms” Obama has the record. Always double check what you read about Trump. They are perfectly willing to weasel and lie about him.

      • The Hyperbole

        Okay, even given the first term disclaimer, Trump killed a lot of innocent people and he even said he would, thus my second post with the Trump quote about killing innocent people. My point is that “the opposite” of WWTD isn’t WWOD, they are both right in the same wheelhouse. TDS is real in more ways than one.

      • Grumbletarian

        Alot of innocent people died in alot of other wars. It’s a shame, but war is ugly.

        He who wishes to fight must first count the cost. When you engage in actual fighting, if victory is long in coming, then men’s weapons will grow dull and their ardor will be dampened. If you lay siege to a town, you will exhaust your strength. ~Sun Tzu

        If you’re going to declare war, accept that innocents will die, then fight to win.

  39. R C Dean

    Sunday is deadlift day.

    Assault bike warmup.

    10 @ 125
    10 @ 155
    10 @ 175
    10 @ 195 (2 x 5)
    12 @ 205 (3 x 4)

  40. hayeksplosives

    I already voted for Larry Elder but John Cox has some fun ads. He uses a brown bear (grizzly) as his mascot in the ads.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SsK-cxlj_w&feature=emb_rel_end

    I saw one today in which he literally says “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

    Awesome.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
      Not if he lives in a Zoo…..
      /Sorry, I had to

    • rhywun

      How many porn stars are running?

      • westernsloper

        Regardless of the number, it is never enough.

      • blackjack

        Angelyne is running a write in campaign. Apparently, she doesn’t want to waste 5k and/or can’t get 30 signatures.

      • blackjack

        Not really a porn star, I know, but she’s only famous for cleavage billboards and pink Corvettes. I still see her driving the latest one around every once in a while.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Angelyne is running a write in campaign.

        She was on the ballot i got here in OC.

      • blackjack

        Really? I thought she was a write in. I know she’s campaigning, at least sorta, anyway. My kid points her out when she drives by.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Ranked voting doesn’t sound terrible right about now.

      Neither does low-sugar popsicles.

      • MikeS

        One of my office-mates got a Russel Stover sugar-free candy assortment. Wow. You’d never guess they were sugar free. Same for sugar free Jolly Ranchers.

      • IRBE

        That kind of candy is pretty gassy for me…

      • MikeS

        That’s funny. When I commented on how good it was, I was warned that “too much sugar free candy will give you the shits”.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ain’t no such thing as free candy?

      • Fourscore

        OMWC hardest hit

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        😉

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        It’s all the sugar alcohols. As a d00d who’s suffered from adult-onset IBS for the last 20-odd years, sugar alcohols are poison (and they affected me before I even came down with IBS). You all know what they are — anything with a “-tol” suffix (sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, etc.). They’re all good examples of osmotic laxatives. Sugar-free gums back in the 80s (when I was a callow stripling who tried to keep his breath minty-fresh all the time) used to give me the shits pretty regularly, but I didn’t make the connection until two decades later.

      • MikeS

        Huh. I didn’t know they were laxatives. The things you learn here! Thanks, Beam!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And xylitol is poison for dogs.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Nice midwestern teacher warned us about that in the 80s, in a coughing euphemistic manner. Is why I don’t do low-carb ice cream.

      • Surly Knott

        Yup. The biggest pita is that mushrooms are a fairly rich source of mannitol. sigh
        Beware the FODMAPS — fermentable oligo-, di-, mono-saccharides and polyols.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        I don’t know if I’d call xylitol poison for a dog (our dog used to sneak raspberries all the time, which have very high naturally-occurring levels of xylitol), but the American Kennel Club does recommend only allowing your dog to have a few raspberries at a time:

        https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/nutrition/can-my-dog-eat-raspberries/#:~:text=It's%20important%20to%20note%20that,as%20other%20human%20food%20products.&text=This%20doesn't%20mean%20that,to%20your%20dog%20in%20moderation.

        On the other hand, our pup got ahold of some plums (y’know, the fruit that, when dried, is referred to as a “prune”) from one of our fruit trees back in the Lower Rainland™, which gave her a really horrifying case of “plum-bum.” Alllllll over our couch. That was fun.  ?

      • pistoffnick

        Low carb ice cream is one my few weekly treats (every Friday, as long as I haven’t killed anybody the previous week).

        CLENCH HARDER!

        /intensified sphincter grip

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        neither do*

        I missed the grammar rodeo…

    • IRBE

      So the big question..do the Dems fortify this election or let the chips fall where they may…I say they play it “fair” or less fortified.

      The thought being, you can only cheat so much without the electorate losing all/complete respect. Worst case, Gavin loses and some idiot will have to deal with our grift legislature for a year without much changing. Then in 2022, line up the “votes” for “Dem of the month” and set off for utopia because the people have spoken.

      • blackjack

        HAHAHAHA!!! You really think the dems are concerned about people losing respect for them? There will be much cheating and it will go unpunished. Gavin won in the first truly fucked up cheat fest election we had out here. He got the biggest margin in CA history. And everyone hates him. That’s the one where they invented ballot harvesting and stopped asking why you wanted an absentee ballot. They also knocked every republican rep out of the districts they held for 30-40 years. They cheat and everyone is well aware of it. CA is probably actually as purple as it’s ever been.

      • rhywun

        Machine politics has had a similar effect in NY.

      • IRBE

        I really think they sacrifice him for party this time. IMO, only 40% of Cali think there is a cheat going on, but I agree that the state is more maroon than blue. What a maroon…

  41. rhywun

    Tryna watch football but literally every other commercial is vax propaganda. At least the literally every other commercial for Medicare advice lines when I flip over to Columbo is less annoying.

    • Penguin

      Pop in some DVDs.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, some commentary you haven’t heard yet. John Hughes re Ferris if you can find it.

        Ad Council: Our tax dollars at work. “Quit hittin’ yourself!”

      • rhywun

        The problem with DVDs is that I have to pay more attention to the tube than I ordinarily care to. Television is mostly background noise for me. To prepare to watch a DVD I feel that I need to clear my schedule, finish dinner first, stop doing whatever I’m doing on my computer (glibbing, programming, etc.). Ugh.

        I suppose I could pop in a Columbo DVD.

      • hayeksplosives

        Babylon 5 or GTFO

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that is something I need to clear my calendar for so I can pay close attention to it.

    • Penguin

      Broadcast TV is cancer. You know that.

      • rhywun

        Ain’t that the truth. I’m starting to recognize portions of familiar programming that have been cut out in order to shovel more commercials at me.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Or wrong aspect ratio.

        Come over and watch Looney Toons DVDs with me. Will serve you ice cubes with mint sprigs in ’em. Yum, now that I think of it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (uh, yes of course I know The Thing. Just bring pizza.)

      • rhywun

        I’m not sure I know The Thing.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Er… Just bantering, not flirting. IYKWIM.

        Not your part of Brooklyn, but have you been to DiFara? Have always wondered if it lives up to the reputation.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        John Carpenter. Kurt Russsel, 80’s remake of a 50’s movie, reaaly good movie!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Didn’t want anyone to think I was barking up the wrong tree, is all.

      • rhywun

        have you been to DiFara?

        Never heard of it.

        I’ve never been disappointed by pizza from any place I’d never heard of.

      • rhywun

        80’s remake of a 50’s movie, reaaly good movie!

        Weisenheimer.

    • MikeS

      Love Columbo.

      • Penguin

        I used to love Twilight Zone.

    • Jerms

      Yep. Not sure if its a NY thing but its literally every couple of commercials. Annoying and creepy.

      • rhywun

        I’m positive it’s far worse in NYC than probably anywhere else.

      • blackjack

        Man, every time I go on Youtube I get Newsom’s ” Don’t let the republican led recall succeed” commercials. ” You did the right thing. You masked up. You stayed at home. Now, these Trump republicans are going to turn the clock back and undo all the hard work we’ve done.” I haven’t smashed my laptop yet, but that’s only because I don’t want to have to buy a new one. Yet.

      • MikeS

        uBlock is your friend.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        This week, yeah. Last week many Larrys though.

      • Count Potato

        Apparently, the NY Giants have partnered with a tribe called Quest Diagnostics to stab your brain with a q-tip.

      • Tundra
      • slumbrew

        You on point, Tip?

      • Tundra

        Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock

    • Ted S.

      DVR the game and fast-forward through the commercials. I did that with the French Open and Wimbledon finals. (I was also able to fast-forward through the incessant time-wasting between points. Saved a lot of time.)

      • rhywun

        Nah, I don’t care about it enough to put that much effort into it. It’s still just background noise. When it gets annoying I just flip to some other background noise.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        CKUA.com.

        The best background noise I know of.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Enjoy an Alabama Slammer!

  42. Not Adahn

    Cocktail glibs:

    What is the name for a negroni made tall with soda? Other than yummy, ofc.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Tall White Negroni?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s actually kind of orange.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        OMB Negroni?

    • EvilSheldon

      Soda instead of gin makes it an Americano. They’re good.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s a full negroni, but made in the bottom of a tall glass and brought up with soda. Extra summer-y

      • Count Potato

        How about “Sparkling Negroni” or “Manute Bol”?

    • Count Potato

      I’ve never heard anyone order one.

  43. 2ndClassProle

    Good week for me. Lost another 2lbs so total is 16lbs 290lb from starting 306, and along way to go. Was very sore. This is the second week of lifting, and doing strong lifts 5×5. Lower body one day and then upper body the next. I do not want to start off too fast. On bench, last rep 245lb for four reps, so I am close to upping weight. Dead lift I did a max of 390lbs for three times so this one may take some time. I did power cling 225lbs which felt amazing. Just to pull that weight up all the way feels good.

    I hope everyone had a good weekend and have great week.

    /Ronnie

    • Jerms

      Nice job Ronnie. Keep up the good work. Shit aint easy.

    • Tundra

      Way to go, Ronnie!

      That’s awesome, man!

    • Ted S.

      Negligent discharge, not accidental.

    • Penguin

      Secretary Mark Inch

      Jeebus. What SugarFree could do with that…

  44. Zwak, jack off, all trades

    I got back on my workout schedule, added as many stretching sessions as I could stand, didn’t do any bike rides (sad face) but decided to take myself out of retirement. Being retired sucks, so I took Lord Humungous (really, we all know you are Elspeth Flashman in drag) as a role model and am getting set up to do the Antique Thang! This is not at all surprising as my last business was doing specialized advertising for antique shops. So, I got that going for me. Which is nice.

  45. Yusef drives a Kia

    Oops! I’m such an Asshole!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      ?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I pissed off a lot of people I love, speaking the truth, and I won’t back down, so, Oops,
      I’ll pay the price,

  46. Toxteth O'Grady

    For Rhywun: https://www.difarapizzany.com/

    Haven’t been (have been to Brooklyn!). Sounds Bourdain-y.

    • rhywun

      Midwood is nice but that’s a little too far to go and grab a slice when I can go across the street.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Gah! Legendary. /weeps ? ??

      • l0b0t

        Here is my take as a pizza-pie fiend. Every single neighborhood here has several decent parlors and likely half again as many mediocre joints. The mediocre joints aren’t bad, but you can find better. There are only a couple places that are good enough to leave a neighborhood for. My absolute favorite is Totonno’s on Neptune Ave. in Coney Island, Brooklyn (open since 1924). Thin crust, coal fired oven, and they make a big batch of dough in the morning and close when they run out. DiFara’s is worth a visit; the crust is a little think for my taste, but other than that, they make a fine pie.

      • rhywun

        True enough.

        The one across the street is mediocre by NYC standards. There’s one a few blocks away that’s better.

  47. IRBE

    Just finished Brontosaurus beef rib. Oh my, tasty, fatty, and rich. I am full. Fast starts now. No food until Tuesday 1730 PDST. Skip a meal and have a great week everyone. God bless.

    • Tundra

      You rock.

      I’m about to pull the ribs from the grill. I will eat again before Tuesday, but only a couple times.

  48. anti pro state

    I’d like to solicit some stretching advice from you glibfitters. (because, you know, it’s hard to find opinions on the internet).

    Here’s the scenario: let’s say you lift heavy enough on day one that whatever targeted muscles are still sore on days 2, 3, even 4. Would you do any intense stretching on those recovery days? I can see an argument each way, but haven’t found anything definitive.

    FWIW, my current goals are strength and endurance related.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Walk,

      • anti pro state

        Succinct.

    • Penguin

      Ropes can be helpful when stretching.

      • Penguin

        For an example – say you’re going to work out your hamstrings – they’re generally hard muscles to stretch. You can use ropes to stretch. Sit as if you’re going to try to touch your toes. Instead, throw the rope over the front of your foot and stretch.

        As with any exercise, go slow until you’re used to it.

    • DEG

      Stretching is good. I find moving the sore areas (say, walking for sore legs) to be more helpful.

      Unfortunately, lately I haven’t been taking my own advice and it shows.

      • anti pro state

        I definitely agree on the blood flow for recovery. What I can’t decide on is whether more intense stretching on the recovery days would aid muscle development, or just delay the fiber healing that leads to growth.

  49. KSuellington

    Did some of my first mountain biking in a very very long time today. I’ve been wanting to get a good bike for it for a while now and finally broke down and bought one last month. I’ve been so busy I haven’t gotten it on dirt till this morning. The place I went is about 16 miles from our house and I can’t wait to get back there for the next ride.

    https://imgur.com/a/2jfhsKw

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Well done! keep it up, I live to be outdoors,

      • KSuellington

        Cheers! Yeah, me as well. Even though we live in the city, I am outdoors as much as possible. My kids have camped out more times than they can count and I’m always looking for the next outdoor adventure.

    • mikey

      Lovely. Being out along the coast range is one of the things I miss about California. I really wish mountain bikes had been invented when I was growing up there.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah, it’s one of the things that keeps me sane and here. We are out there with the kids hiking almost every weekend somewhere in San Mateo or Marin on it. I was really into mountain riding 20-25 years ago and then got away from it for a while. Glad to be back in the saddle. One day I’d love to ride in your area. Me gusta mucho de Los Rockies.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I think there is some sort of natural antidepressant in the airs.

  50. Scruffy Nerfherder

    As if posing in front of a Ho Chi Minh statue wasn’t enough of a political disaster, it turns out that Vietnam is also under full martial law at the moment for COVID restrictions.

    They’re tracking everyone and apparently have been operating massive quarantine camps for the past year. From Berenson:

    “Vietnam detained 4.3 million people in centralized quarantine centers in 2020, and quarantined another 6 million at home.”

    In other words, maybe Harris is telling us what she plans on doing here once Joe shuffles off.

    • rhywun

      I’ve been wondering all along how awful it can get in certain shitholes and I guess there is one answer. JFC.

  51. Yusef drives a Kia

    Being alone and lonely Sucks,
    /Carry on,

      • limey

        The best Yes song I know

      • pistoffnick

        I knew I liked you, limey!

      • limey

        I had released several venomous snakes in your house while you were out earlier, just for fun, but now you’ve said that I feel badly about it. Sorry.

      • rhywun

        Hm. It’s probably the first Yes song I knew and it is excellent but eventually I came to discover that some of the old actually prog stuff is great too.

      • pistoffnick

        “…some of the old actually prog stuff is great too.”

        I’m willing to listen. Whacha got?

      • rhywun

        You can’t go wrong with “Roundabout” or “Close to the Edge” or “And You and I”.

        Linked the one that probably gives the definitive version of what they were about.

      • pistoffnick

        Love it!

      • pistoffnick

        I knew I liked you, db. And not just because you are building your own airplane.

      • rhywun

        Completely unaware of this.

        So wait… the vocals are not Jon Anderson?!

      • rhywun

        So wait… the vocals are not Jon Anderson?!

        (I was referring to Machine Messiah.)

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        One of the saddest musical things I ever saw was the guy from ASIA, the yes derived band for the MTV era, and the guy from Buggles do the lunchtime show at a bookstore.

    • limey

      ‘Solitude is bliss, but one must learn to be alone with one’s thoughts. The demons that stalk the undisciplined mind rend apparent tranquility so easily and insidiously. A calmness torn asunder in the anguish of the unwary is seldom restored entirely.’

      – Carly Rae Jepsen

  52. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Hey, not only are they the largest purveyor of kiddie porn, they’re also the biggest publisher of white supremacist literature too!

    The FBI allegedly paid a publisher of white supremacist literature more than $144,000 over 16-plus years to serve as a confidential informant, according to recent filings in an ongoing domestic extremism case.

    These allegations were made earlier this month by Kaleb Cole, an accused member of the white supremacist group Atomwaffen. Cole was arrested in February 2020 for allegedly participating in an Atomwaffen intimidation campaign against Jewish people and journalists of color.

    https://www.theepochtimes.com/fbi-allegedly-funded-white-supremacist-publisher-court-documents_3970248.html

  53. Yusef drives a Kia

    I admit it, I’m all over the map,
    peanut butter and chocolate ice cream with Hersheys syrup,

    • hayeksplosives

      NOM…

    • rhywun

      ??

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Huh.

      So our future is food that they were eating on the Discovery spacecraft in 2001: A Space Odyssey?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      For God’s sake, why?

    • Sean

      Fuck off.

    • UnCivilServant

      First off, there’s no way that opening steak was dried out yet.

      And whoever filmed that needs to die in the slowest, most painful method that won’t attract insects.

    • Ownbestenemy

      A needle rape…excellent

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I can’t watch that tonight. I’ll just get pissed off and not sleep.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It explains what I’ve suspected from the start (at least when the first relevant article came out) to be the flaw of these vaccines. The vaccine components don’t properly anchor in the deltoid, resulting in spike protein circulating to various organs around the body, wreaking havoc.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m assuming there’s further evidence since Bridle came out with the initial report of that.

        One has to wonder how bad it will have to get before the bureaucracies acknowledge their fuckup.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m not a medical or bio person, so I had a hard time understanding everything I was looking at, but he had some pictures showing inflammation in organs of (what I believe were) cadavers of folks who died after getting the vaccine.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Would like some confirmation on the lack of autopsies too.

        We found it suspicious that the VA insisted that my dad not be autopsied because he was covid.

        We just wanted the ordeal over with but looking back maybe there is something they don’t want looked at.

        This is what the medical industry has created. Absolute distrust.

    • rhywun

      Is there an attention deficit disorder version?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        tl;dr: inflammation in various organs that this doctor asserts is due to spike proteins triggering an immune response. Short term side effects are bad, but the suspected long term side effects from damage to the organs is unquantifiable right now.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Training your immune system to attack your own cells in various areas of the body is generally a bad idea.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oy vey.

      • MikeS

        All of them or the MRNA versions?

      • hayeksplosives

        I think it’s the mRNA ones.

        All our cells have a nucleus with the DNA that was sealed when dad’s fastest sperm met up with Mom’s egg when mom was healthy. That is the fun crapshoot that happens with meiosis (cell division), in which randomness gives us the variety we need to be healthy.

        But all our cells also have “mRNA” in these goofy little bodies called mitochondria. That is our mitochondrial dna that never does the shake-em-up meiosis. It’s mitosis, which is a perfect copy in entirety. Only mutation changes it. That’s how archaeologists can tell where your maternal line comes from.

        Your mitochondrial dna is only from your mother and her mother and hers and and … Because it’s just an independent thingy in every cell in your body that converts food into energy.

        Biologists think that way back in the primordial soup days, the mitochondria was a bacterium that got absorbed into the earliest animal cells cuz it was mutually beneficial.

        So when these motherfuckers said that we should alter our mRNA, the momma in me said OH HELL NO

      • MikeS

        Interesting. Thanks for the quick explanation, Hyex! Of the current three available, I’ve always assumed the Jansen was the lesser of 3 evils. Well, if you are a male. Sounds like women should avoid it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Jansen isn’t much different in reality as only differs in the delivery mechanism to the cells. But it also hijacks your mitochondria to produce spike proteins just like the mRNA versions do.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The government and medical industry is lying to you and you should follow the money.

      • rhywun

        Well, yeah.

        I feel like I’m living in a dystopian sci-fi novel, and we’re just in the opening few chapters before things really start going south.

    • hayeksplosives

      Holy shit.

      I was already a skeptic but I had no idea it was that bad.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The terrible situation is we shut down 18 months of quality science and scientific inquiry to push the outcome we are at today.

    • kinnath

      The good news is the courts will clear all of this up for us.

      DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — An order issued by the Iowa Supreme Court will require everyone entering any Iowa courthouse to wear a face covering, regardless of whether they are vaccinated against COVID-19.

      The Cedar Rapids Gazette reports that in the order issued Friday, Chief Judge Susan Larson Christensen says the court is balancing the need to take measures to reduce the spread of the virus with “its commitment to conduct the important work of the courts.”

      Christensen says the court reviewed guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention regarding the wearing of masks in public indoor settings in areas of substantial or high transmission.

      Fuck. Nevermind.

    • TARDis

      Man, the real estate market is really going to tank when all of us vaxxed minions croak.

  54. Tres Cool

    Im off to work kids.

    Leave a lamp on.

  55. Ownbestenemy

    BREAKING: Marine Officer Resigns Commission After Being Fired for Demanding Answers on Afghanistan

    This been discussed? Maybe he could be hired by Ozy

  56. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Looks like we blew up a bunch of little kids when we took out that truck in Kabul yesterday.

    I’m so proud to be an American right now.

    • hayeksplosives

      Dear Lord:

      In all earnestness I pray for you to comfort the suffering people and to show those of us who are part of your plan what to do.

      I know that only about 50% of the Glibs here believe in you, but it won’t hurt them if I pray fir them too.

      Help us to see your hand and not be so arrogant that we try to do it all ourselves.

      In Christ’s name, Amen.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Amen

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ll give that an agnostic Amen.

      • limey

        Also myself.

        Amen.

      • rhywun

        I’m not a believer but I’m happy that many of us are.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I left as a teenager but have found myself drawn more and more back, part of it I would credit to other glibs for demonstrating their faith not just by words but also by example. I am grateful also.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Amen

      • pistoffnick

        “…pray fir them…”

        I’m more of a birch kind of guy. Firs kind of crowd out everything else.

        Amen.

        /former believer

      • hayeksplosives

        Groan.

        Now I want to go to the Kiwanis Christmas tree lot and get a Douglas Fir..

      • pistoffnick

        Doug firs DO make good Christmas trees. We usually buy ours from the Catholic church a couple blocks away.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They can be a bit stringy. Grand or nobles are bit fuller.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Nick, you have no idea, but you will,
        God bless you,

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        No, please no,

      • creech

        Guess prayers couldn’t hurt for those in Louisiana, Haiti, Afghanistan, wherever. But it seems to me that the hand of fate is pretty fickle and there’s no rhyme or reason to who lives or dies or thrives or heals.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m not claiming or even asking for people to get what they deserve here, be it mercy or punishment.

        I’m saying that this world is not meant to be our permanent home. And please God minimize our suffering while we are here, and use us for your purposes.

        My purpose might be to make sure our nukes work when Armageddon happens.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        JFC, quit scaring me, seriously,
        TSWHTF soon, How do we we defend against EMPs?

      • JG43

        I believe.

        God help us all. We’re gonna need it.

      • Tundra

        Amen.

    • Ownbestenemy

      What is worse is there are reports it was an interpreter though cannot confirm that. Makes us wonder if the list we gave the Taliban was turned around and given right back as targets.

    • straffinrun

      That’s stomach turning. I’m not taking the “we” in that, though. “They” did that and I’m ?% against it. A lot of the blame has to go to the warmongering media on both sides. Left or right media that is good on the war issue is good by me at this point.

    • hayeksplosives

      Man, you ain’t kidding.

      After Katrina when emotional politicians and celebrities were all “We can rebuild!! We have the technology!” I was thinking, yeah, no, maybe we shouldn’t rebuild a city literally below sea level and yet quite close to the sea.

      Seems like rebuilding several miles inland or (hear me out) just letting people scatter naturally to better places would have been a reasonable alternative.

      • l0b0t

        Sigh… the only parts of the city below sea level are New Orleans East, land reclaimed from the swamp in the 1950s – ’60s. My house in the French Quarter was a good 25 feet above, and I’m pretty sure the lowest spot in Da 1/4 is still 13 feet above. NOLA suffers mainly from hubris of the past and greed/retardation of the present. The levees that failed in 2005, come to find out, they weren’t built right. Rather than being based upon compacted earth, they were atop landfill garbage. The ACoE (Civil Division) has spent billions upon billions of dollars preventing the Mississippi River from joining the Red River and bypassing NOLA entirely. While simultaneously dredging access canals through the coastal mangroves so as to enable easier access for petroleum production. Those mangroves are there to act as dampers for storms.

        After reading this, I come off as a bitter asshole and I’m sorry. I am a bitter asshole, but please forgive me, none of my ire is directed towards anyone here. I’m just so disgusted by everything. We had a drunk fellow urinate all over a bunch of foodstuffs last night at the store. He was arrested, but we now have 5 shopping carts full of tainted merchandise. Those 13 dead USMC/Navy/Army kids are weighing heavily on my mind, then we find out a US retaliatory strike using flying murder toys killed even more children? FUCK!

      • hayeksplosives

        Thank you for the details. I fell better educated now.

        Also sorry for the shit you’re dealing with.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The Dutch seem to do well with it but New Orleans seems to have similar issues to the rest of the insurance enabled close to the coast development we’ve seen over the past fifty or sixty years.

      • Not Adahn

        They rebuilt Galveston, that seems to have worked out OK.

      • Not Adahn

        AFAIK, it was done only with local dollars, that might have had some effect.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Charles Manson eyes on both of those fellas wouldn’t exactly fill me with confidence.

  57. Yusef drives a Kia

    Where is Honey Harvest? I need to plan,

      • Sean

        Pocono area.

      • The Hyperbole

        1 Skytop Lodge Road

        Skytop, PA 18357

    • Tulip

      Looks lovely

    • Gender Traitor

      I would re-learn how to play chess just to play with that set!

      Also, what Tulip said. Any idea when the place was built?

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks. Could you put in my reservation, please? I have the third full week in October off, and I bet the fall colors will be gorgeous. ?

      • The Hyperbole

        Looks like that week is booked solid. Sorry.

      • Ghostpatzer

        The Patzer is available for chess lessons ?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Well good…

    • rhywun

      Good.

    • Not Adahn

      well… bye.gif

  58. Sean

    Gotta get moving. I’ll check in later. ☕?

  59. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam

    what a night

    but whats goody

  60. Ghostpatzer

    https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2021/08/30/newzealand-New-Zealand-reports-first-death-linked-to-Pfizer-COVID-19-vaccine/8711630298486/

    “The ministry of health said the woman died from myocarditis, an inflammation of the heart muscle and a known side effect of the Pfizer shot.

    The nation’s independent COVID-19 vaccine monitor told the ministry that it considers the cause of the heart inflation to “probably” be due to the vaccine, but added that “there were other medical issues occurring at the same time, which may have influenced the outcome following vaccination.””

    By all means, let’s take other issues into account, just like we do with COVID deaths.