Monday Afternoon SugarLinks – SugarFree (bun/bunny/rabbity)

by | Aug 2, 2021 | Daily Links | 220 comments

Neurodivergent is a diagnosis not a badge of pride. And it really means nothing on a cultural level. We are all different, we are all individuals. Oh, wait. I used the “I-word.” Sorry.

Come and get Two-Face, Batman.


 

I love this Twitter feed: Pulp Covers


Look at this motherfucker right here.

Sadbeard is shuffling his Crocs on some thin damn ice.


 

And now, a public service message:


 

Much like The Critical Drinker, I’m really getting into this YouTube ranter. He mostly talks about comics but here he’s going after the recent academic Tolkien conference. (NSFW cursing)


 

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SugarFree

SugarFree

Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist

220 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    Something here is amiss.

    I don’t like change.

  2. Agent Cooper

    OJ didn’t go with GET JABBED?

    I haz disappoint.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oh Juice, don’t ever change.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I vaccinated his head near clean off his body.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Chinggis Frogg (Supreme)
      @NuggBased
      Replying to
      @TheRealOJ32
      Juice pls remind people to wear their gloves as well

      • Fatty Bolger

        Nice lol

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If the needle fits you must submit!

      • Ozymandias

        Now THIS^^^ is why I come here.
        While the world is losing its collective mind, I’m glad there are at least a few members of the asylum who are willing to provide some lulz.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I was assuming that was going to be Pelosi. I was wrong.

  3. Rebel Scum

    Not a single word in this video makes sense

    Nothing about that thing makes sense.

    • Agent Cooper

      There have always been, um, unique, different, and disturbed people. Prior to social media, they had no platform to share their views. They practically didn’t exist. They now have attained a false legitimacy by having such a platform.

      • Agent Cooper

        The flip side is that social media (until recent censorship) has allowed marginalized political voices to be present in the discussion. News is no longer owned by a conglomerate of the few. The Narrative is less cohesive than ever before. Everyone with a phone is a “journalist”

      • Rat on a train

        You need a credential to be a journalist. No outsiders allowed. And journalists need subsidies or democracy dies.

      • C. Anacreon

        The 1A clearly states that only people wearing a hat that says “Press” on it are entitled to free speech.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        If the hat is a fedora, I’d might have to consider it.

      • Animal

        Eddie, are you kidding?

      • Gender Traitor

        A site full of guys, and nobody linked this? I haz disappoint.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        NYUK NYUK NYUK.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      YOU WILL USE MY PRONOUNS AND GET DOWN WITH MY NOUNSELF

      I think that’s how it works.

      Her poor parents

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Her poor parents

        Meh, probably to blame.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Probably the same

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      manor; snerk

  4. Shpip

    Well, if I wanted to hear from an expert on sticking people with metal objects, OJ would certainly fit the bill.

    /CaptainObvious

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Nice wholesome lighthearted fun with Animal’s journeys only to be plunged into the depths of SF mind.

    This place takes me on a roller coaster.

    • SugarFree

      A rollercoaster of love? That’s right.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I thought it was a satellite.

    • Animal

      Yes. Exhilarating, isn’t it?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Completely. Rounds out the day quite nicely.

  6. waffles

    I was thoroughly enjoying pulp cover twitter over the weekend. There’s something about classic hand-drawn smut that just ages so well.

    • Bobarian LMD

      NOT MARIAN!

      She sounds like a good time?

      What is Winston’s Mom actual first name?

      • Aloysious

        Fanny?

    • juris imprudent

      I detect something amiss with the book cover, since it claims to be part of a softcover library.

  7. Tonio

    Wokest timeline ever!

  8. Rebel Scum

    I wouldn’t expect any less from a lying, crybaby, communist-enabling cunte.

    “Would you support subpoenas to the Republican leader in the House and to Jim Jordan?” Karl asked.

    “I would support subpoenas to anybody that can shed light on that. If that’s the leader, that’s the leader,” Kinzinger said. “If it’s anybody that talked to the president that can provide us that information — I want to know what the president was doing every moment of that day.”

    “If anybody’s scared of this investigation,” he added, “I ask you one question: what are you afraid of?”

    “You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. If you see something, say something.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Five bucks says he’s been banging little boys and the FBI has video.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        This.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Reporter should have followed up with “Now same question on election laws/audits…”

    • rhywun

      How about subpoenaing Nancy and asking her why she denied extra security for the event.

      • Not an Economist

        That is an irrelevant detail unrelated to the enquiry. As is the number of FBI agents and informants who participated in the planning of the attack.

    • juris imprudent

      I want to know what the president was doing every moment of that day.

      I hope Trump took a stupdendous dump and he regales you with it in glorious detail. CWAA

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        “This election was over and then they did dumps — they call them dumps — big massive dumps in Michigan and Pennsylvania and all over.”

  9. Sensei

    Nothing to see here kids. Move along…,

    Woman found dead on Camelback was hiking with Phoenix cop

    Dizdar reportedly said he was her “boyfriend” and that she became overheated halfway up the trail and decided to turn around, while he continued on the hike, officials said.

    But last week was the first time Tramonte met Dizdar in person, according to her friends.

    She had been in Phoenix for less than 24 hours.

    • kinnath

      Hiking on Camelback in July. That’s a death wish.

      • Sensei

        The story broke a day or so ago and it seemed strange. They were hiking together and the claim was she felt ill and was going back to the car and he continued on.

        The talking head quoted in the story made some comment similar to “if you hike in a group you stay in a group”. I just thought it odd that if I was hiking with friends and one felt ill I’d just send them back on his or her own. Didn’t make sense.

      • kinnath

        Back when I lived there, I knew people that could have run up that mountain in 110+ degree temps. They were a rare breed.

        Some one not acclimated to the environment has no business being anywhere outdoors in July.

        The boyfriend shouldn’t have taken her there and shouldn’t have left her alone. Best case scenario, he was grossly negligent.

        Of course, there is the possibility of a worst case too.

      • Tonio

        You never split up like that, particularly with someone you don’t know very well. Perhaps mere bad judgement, but not a good look.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah. Least case scenario is they hooked up…wasn’t what he/she thought it was and he just said whatever. Worst case is it is nefarious. My wife goes with nefarious.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        buddy system: something any 12 year old can master

    • Mojeaux

      He killed her.

      /too much true crime TV

      • juris imprudent

        More like too much fictional crime TV – true crime is way more boring.

      • Mojeaux

        Dude, Forensic Files and Snapped et al. I google for verification.

  10. Brochettaward

    Getting the vaccine doesn’t guarantee you won’t be stabbed by OJ Simpson.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      But it will protect you from tiger attacks.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Shpip did it better.

  11. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Julia Ioffe continues to not see what is right in front of her face…

    https://ckarchive.com/b/k0umh6h0wo69

    But many feel a yawning sense of emptiness and disappointment at what the ebbing Trump tide left behind. “I think everyone probably misses the ease of it, having so many willing leakers,” said the young White House reporter. “It made you think that you were better than you were. It made you think you were a really good reporter, but really, are you? I think we had an inflated sense of our abilities and it was all a fraud. Now everyone is exposed and everyone is dogshit. Where are the great stories? They don’t exist. I can’t remember the last time I read a great story that really revealed something about the Biden White House.”

    • Sean

      In the weeks before the 2020 election, when it was becoming pretty clear even to the most superstitious and traumatized Democrat that Joe Biden was headed for victory,

      And, I’m done.

      • Rebel Scum

        I mean, he was the obvious favorite with all the yuge crowds at rallies and boat/car parades and such. Or was that someone else?

      • Sean

        I’m calling a lid.

    • Ownbestenemy

      She only wants palace intrigue not reporting. What is new.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        She’s exactly what she pretends not to be, an apparatchik.

  12. Zwak, jack off, all trades

    Circle Jerks? Group Sex?

    That’s what parties at the A-frame are all about!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Was it wrong that I smiled when I read that?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Here I was wondering why all those pictures of Carrot-Top were circulating for?

    • juris imprudent

      I assume she has too long to live.

    • Agent Cooper

      I wish her nothing but a full recovery. Sincerely.

      See – it’s not that hard to be a halfway-decent human being.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Obscure Libertarian Site Wishes Death /CNN

      • R C Dean

        If a lingering, painful death is the just reward for being an obnoxious asshole, well, been nice knowing you all.

      • Grummun

        No, you’ve got some time yet.

      • wdalasio

        Agreed. A speedy and full recovery, followed by a long and happy retirement.

    • Mojeaux

      Karma. She is le bitch.

    • blackjack

      I know how upsetting this can be, I hope she doesn’t lose her head about it.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Now where have I heard such an assertion before?

    The UK government’s SAGE group has claimed in a new paper that it is a “realistic possibility” that a new COVID variant could end up with a morbidity rate of over 35%, arguing the government should consider drastic measures like the vaccination or culling of animals.

    The research paper, published on Friday by the UK government as part of transparency efforts, outlined a number of scenarios for the future of COVID variants. Four scenarios were considered, including the possibility of a vaccine-resistant and drug-resistant variant. The most shocking however, was “Scenario One,” which predicted a situation where a new variant causes “severe disease in a greater proportion of the population.” Death rates suggested in this scenario could be between 10%, like SARS, or even as high as 35%, like MERS.

    SAGE said that the chance of this happening was “realistic,” and suggested that the government should implement severe measures to stop this from happening. These recommendations included animal vaccinations or cullings, regular booster shots for the vaccine in humans, and clear restrictions in travel within the UK and to and from other countries.

    You are all going to die unless you completely submit to the state. Give up your your livelihoods and your pets, subject citizens.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Remember remember the 5th of November

      • C. Anacreon

        When life was slow and oh, so mellow
        Try to remember the kind of November
        When grass was green and grain was yellow
        Try to remember the kind of November
        When you were a tender and callow fellow
        Try to remember and if you remember
        Then follow, follow

    • The Other Kevin

      Have they started calling them “scenarios” instead of “models” now?

    • UnCivilServant

      Morbidity is not mortality.

      Not even close.

      Oh noes 35% will get the sniffles – CLOSE EVERYTHING! DELETE ALL RIGHTS! RUN HUMAN EXPERIMENTS!

      Oh wait, it was just a model that said it might happen. – DO IT ALL ANYWAY!

      • Ownbestenemy

        28 Days Later is their guide it seems.

      • Rebel Scum

        They (the powers that be) have been behaving like it is the bubonic plague. Fun fact: It’s not even close. And by not even close, I mean not even in the same galaxy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Since we are taking science back to the Dark Ages, why not the propaganda? Seriously it is ridiculous.

        We have people that believe walking outside you have a high % chance of catching it, regardless if you show them reports/studies that say there have been no verifiable or known cases.

        We have people that believe their front doors act as a magic barrier to it.

        A paper cloth will ward off the danger

        Walking past a table with a mask keeps you safe and that sitting down without keeps you safe. But swap those and it might latch on to you.

        Being within 6 feet of someone will instantly attach the virus to you

        Your dogs and cats going to the dog park will bring it back home

        Packages must be left outside for a few days before they touch them

        and on and on and on.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I don’t understand why the zombies are so fast, when the fat bastards were so slow when they were alive.

      • Ownbestenemy

        #SCIENCE!

    • rhywun

      And under “Scenario Five”, monkeys could fly out my butt. I mean, it’s “realistic”.

  14. Certified Public Asshat

    How ‘Coward and Phony’ Tim Pool Became One of the Biggest Political YouTubers on the Planet

    The proof lies in his current output. Despite his continued insistence on being viewed as a “center-left” truth-teller, a Daily Beast review of hundreds of hours worth of Pool’s commentaries revealed a consistent if broad eschatology: No matter which ginned-up atrocity is roiling the online right on a given day, Pool routinely will deem it a crucial sign pointing towards a civilization-ending crisis or imminent civil war. (Sometimes, he’ll declare that a civil war is already underway.) Who is to blame? A vaguely defined yet omnipresent and menacing left-wing other.

    As a matter of course, Pool depicts people and groups on the left as potential bomb-tossing radicals or authoritarian lunatics; cultural shifts or gestures towards social and racial justice will lead to chaos and gulags stocked with the victims of morality policing, like the McCloskeys, according to Pool; and if the police are now siding with terrorists like “BLM and antifa” perhaps the time has come to flee the cities and stock up on firearms, as Pool himself has done.

    Almost seems like an endorsement.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Tim’s getting the apostate treatment. This should be interesting.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I should have quoted this instead:

      “A coward and a phony,” “a joke,” “staggeringly arrogant,” “totally full of shit,” “not smart” and “a bumbling doofus” are a representative sample of how those who worked with Pool at digital media companies described him. Most did so on the condition of anonymity, in some instances citing possible reprisals by Pool and harassment from his fans.

      • Agent Cooper

        I always believe everything in hit pieces.

      • Rebel Scum

        He also has had Alex Jones on. So add “conspiracy theorist” to the list.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The word conspiracy appears 8 times in the article.

    • rhywun

      gestures towards social and racial justice

      Yeah, no. That is not what is happening you lying sack of shit.

    • Rebel Scum

      A former darling of Occupy Wall Street, Tim Pool has racked up more than a billion views and millions in earnings while dangerously whitewashing the far right.

      Hm. I frequent Tim’s show and this does not strike me as an accurate description.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Neurodivergent is a diagnosis not a badge of pride. And it really means nothing on a cultural level.

    In ye olden tymes, “village idiot” sufficed.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Vive la France.

    Macron is basically telling people, you either take the jab or you lose any shot at a normal life.

    Threats like that didn’t sit well with the hard-working people of France, and they came out to protest — hundreds of thousands of people.

    However, what’s happening in France goes even deeper than vaccines — many of the people who are protesting are also experiencing mounting poverty, and a country that’s been overrun with refugees — this is true especially in cities like Marseilles, whose citizens have a natural inherent distrust of authority and government — they’re like the “Rebel South” in the US.

    When you put the entire picture together, you can start to see those “Louis XVI” vibes I mentioned earlier, right?

    The images coming out of France are stunning and for those of us in the United States, who feel we’re just a hop, skip, and a jump away from this happening in our country, it’s inspiring to see brave citizens stand up and fight back against tyranny.

    Sounds like a bunch of white-supreme, neo-nazi domestic terrorists to me.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They only get that distrust from Reagan’s nine scariest word speech. /VOX

    • Sean

      So, wait…does this mean I need to buy a French flag now?

      • juris imprudent

        Get the authentic French flag, where the red and blue panels are velcro’ed on so they can be torn off easily.

      • grrizzly

        French wine always works.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      If my rellies and all their friends and acquaintances are any indication, it’s not just people from the south of France that “have a natural inherent distrust of authority and government”; thumbing your nose at the central gov is practically a national pastime in France, as is tax evasion.

  17. mikey

    Yay! Indeed. It’s 67 and raining. Maybe enough to dampen our fires and wash the smoke out of the air.

  18. grrizzly

    Rumor: new US lockdown is coming

    WH official this am: “B lockdown speech being drawn up this week…they’re planning to make it sound like one of the most solemn in history, real Bush on the night of 9/11 type stuff. Would start stocking up if I were y’all”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Go full totalitarian…it will speed this all up. Then again, my faith in Man is waning. The time of the State is upon us. Stupid Tolkien video has me thinking this way.

    • Sean

      Yeah. I’m not buying it.

      Maybe select city/states…

      My shopping trip to the outlets this past weekend told me people were done with that shit.

      I’m not too worried here in the PA burbs (Philly may get weird-fuck em).

    • Agent Cooper

      Feds can’t do that — they can only offer ‘advice’ for states.

      • Sean

        Exactly.

        They’re padding the numbers now though to justify it harsher reccomendations. They’ve been caught using death numbers gong back to last year as new reports.

        Fucking assholes.

      • grrizzly

        That’s what they did on March 13, 2020. It was enough.

      • Agent Cooper

        I doubt Ohio goes backward. DeWine would like to live.

      • Agent Cooper

        People know too much now.

        Delta variant CFR is 0.1-0.2 (much lower than Alpha)

        Delta surge already over in India and UK.

        Provincetown data is irrefutable on how non-lethal Delta truly is. 75k+ people packed into bars and restaurants, getting intimate. 1,000 cases and 7 hospitalized. Seven.

      • grrizzly

        There were so many opportunities to declare victory over COVID-19 and return to normal. But it wasn’t done. I’m not saying that the new lockdowns are inevitable or I fully believe this rumor. But logic has not been working for the last 18 months if one assumes that the rulers are “fighting the pandemic.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        But logic has not been working for the last 18 months if one assumes that the rulers are “fighting the pandemic.”

        ^This.

      • rhywun

        Yep.

      • Rebel Scum

        they can only offer ‘advice’ for states.

        How quaint.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, every blue state is gearing up for it right now. The loyalty that being a member of a religion demands is breathtaking to observe.

    • R C Dean

      The Delta bump already looks to be over in Tucson – we were all the way up to 18 patients week before last, and we’ve steadily declined to 10 as of today.

      What a farce.

      • Penguin

        Well, Fauci said it was going to get worse. Humanity cheers when he makes dour predictions.

        Or they should, at least.

      • Drake

        There are lots of letters left in the alphabet.

      • SDF-7

        Cool… so next we get a Sovereign-class variant?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        At some point we’re going to run into actual herd immunity, what are they going to do then?

      • creech

        Oh yeah? Just wait until the next, even more virulent, variant comes off double secret probation in time for re-writing the election laws for the 2022 election.

      • R C Dean

        That prompted this thought:

        What do you want to bet that we are still funding gain-of-function research in China?

      • kinnath

        Of course.

        It’s more important than ever!

    • Trigger Hippie

      I too wish I could have ordered soliders to bayonet pregnant women in the stomach for having husbands who disagree with my political views.

      *sigh*

  19. The Late P Brooks

    “Stern Manor”

    Where flogging is the reward, not the punishment.

  20. Penguin

    Critical Drinker & Just Some Guy are good YT ranters. In the same vein, I like Nerdrotic, who seems to lean vaguely libertarian.

    • UnCivilServant

      Nerdrotic puts a lot of annoying verbal tics and sounds in his videos. I can’t listen to him.

    • juris imprudent

      I made it halfway through the rant, which was good, then I just didn’t care how beautifully he trashed the willfully retarded, I just lost interest. Which I suppose might be the most brutal response I could make to them.

    • Rebel Scum

      I like Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic. Both are very much anti-wokeness. CD’s film reviews are hilarious.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Yay! Indeed. It’s 67 and raining. Maybe enough to dampen our fires and wash the smoke out of the air.

    I can hear what might be thunder, but no real sign of impending rain.

  22. Fatty Bolger

    When does Diddy start his “Vax or Die” campaign?

  23. Zwak, jack off, all trades

    On a sad note, when to do the grocery pick-up, and the cute ginger girl was masked up.

    No one else I saw was, so not sure if required or what.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The domestic terror death toll climbs

    A DC police officer who responded to the US Capitol insurrection has died by suicide, according to the Metropolitan Police Department.

    “Officer Gunther Hashida, assigned to the Emergency Response Team within the Special Operations Division, was found deceased in his residence on Thursday, July 29,” department spokesperson Kristen Metzger told CNN in a statement.

    Hashida joined the Metropolitan Police Department in 2003 and responded to the Capitol on January 6, Metzger said.

    “We are grieving as a Department and our thoughts and prayers are with Officer Hashida’s family and friends,” Metzger said.

    This is the third known suicide of an officer who responded to the Capitol during the attack, and it is the second known suicide by a DC officer specifically.

    ——-

    The Justice Department has charged more than 550 people in connection with the insurrection, according to CNN’s latest tally, and the attack is at the center of a high-profile House select committee investigation.

    During a hearing before the panel last month, Capitol Police Officer Harry Dunn delivered an emotional plea to officers who defended the Capitol to seek out professional help if they need it.

    “I want to take this moment and speak to my fellow officers about the emotions they are continuing to experience from the events of January 6. There is absolutely nothing wrong with seeking professional counseling,” Dunn said.

    “What we all went through that day was traumatic, and if you are hurting, please take advantage of the counseling services that are available to us.”

    What if those suicides are completely unrelated to the events of January 6?

    Would they tell us/

    • Rebel Scum

      “Suicide”, “suicided”. “Tomayto”, “tomahto”.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Sounds like they need a better job of psychological screens. Those aren’t the sort of people who should have a badge or firearm.

      ?

    • Tulip

      So what about the Portland cops? Are they getting that sort of outreach?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Oh they might be related, but not in the way they are implying.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The War on Drugs sheepishly raises its hand…

      • Ownbestenemy

        War on Poverty says you better step bitch

      • Bobarian LMD

        WOD: “You gonna hit me with your walker?”

  25. juris imprudent

    How to not sell a house…

    Property has been occupied by a Senior Citizen who has not been physically able to maintain the property for some time, and the condition of the property reflects that reality. It is being offered for sale “AS IS”. And a large number of cats resided on the property, and many cats resided in the house. Hence, prospective buyers are cautioned to enter the premises with caution, and they do so at their own risk.

    Yeah, that’s from an actual MLS listing.

    • grrizzly

      If the price is right, it will sell. Demolish and build a new house.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep. My wife looked at a house like that, though it was just a disgusting family and not a helpless old guy. New listing, decent asking price, though not really a bargain even if in perfect shape. Cat piss and animal smells everywhere, food ground into the carpet, zero maintenance. Just disgusting stuff everywhere you looked. She and our realtor didn’t even bother looking at the whole house. “Do you need to see any more?” “No, let’s get the hell out of here.”

        Went pending a few days later.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I respect the honesty. Practical, too. Why waste time with prospects who would never consider it?

    • rhywun

      Hoarders: What Are They Up to Now.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The smell of cat piss saved me 50k on a house purchase. No lie.

      • Tundra

        Yep. I bought a cat-owning, chain smoking hoarder’s home well below market. Put a bunch of money into it and made a decent chunk on it.

        I ended up replacing the claw foot tub because it would have been too expensive to remove the nicotine stains and refinish it. So gross.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I bought a house that someone tried to shampoo the the cat-piss smell out of the basement carpet.

        I walked in while the sun was shining onto the carpet.

        $5k less or replace the carpet.

        Ended up with new carpet.

    • KSuellington

      We came very close to buying a house where a guy had no toilet. He was just shitting in the pipe directly and his aim wasn’t always good. The rest of the house reflected that ethos. We got outbid by only 5k. Still wish we had gotten the shit pipe house although our eventual house was also distressed and sold at a discount to reflect that.

  26. Tundra

    Hiya, SF!

    This is a nice treat. And you are correct – that pulp covers Twatter is excellent.

    I liked this one a lot!

    And the perfect song to close the lynx.

    • SugarFree

      First punk album I ever bought. Living where I lived in ’84, I had to mail order it. Bought it just for the rude band name but still listening to it.

      • Tundra

        CJs, DKs, Buzzcocks. We thought we were so shocking, but like you said, they turned out to be timeless gems!

    • Tundra

      Great song! Joe Strummer should have paid him royalties.

    • Aloysious

      Was that Meat Loaf?

      • Penguin

        It was a meat loaf.

      • Tundra

        Thanks for the well wishes, Penguin.

      • Penguin

        They like hockey there, too!

      • Aloysious

        I’d do anything for a pickle, but I wouldn’t do that.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I hate and love at the same time. The internet breaks people

      • Tundra

        No, it provides a platform and role models for broken people.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *blinks*

      *blinks*

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      MY EYES, MY EYES.

  27. Don Escaped Texas

    “Topo Chico is . . . (b) Not actually a Texas product”

    pretty sure the Torchy dudes are from NoVa

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Respects will be paid

    President Biden will not be attending former President Obama’s 60th birthday party on Martha’s Vineyard, a White House official confirmed.

    “While President Biden is unable to attend this weekend, he looks forward to catching up with former President Obama soon and properly welcoming him into the over 60 club,” the White House official told The Hill.

    Obama turns 60 on Wednesday. Biden is slated to travel to Rehoboth Beach, Del., on Friday.

    The Hill was the first to report that Obama is expected to be joined by dozens of A-list friends at his home on Martha’s Vineyard and that guests are being asked to take COVID-19 tests before attending. Celebrities Oprah Winfrey and George Clooney scored invites.

    500 of his closest friends, but no President Bumblefuck.

    Sad.

    • R C Dean

      I wonder which will get the Obamas first – the ‘Vid or the rising sea waters.

      I have to admire their sang froid in the face of certain death.

      • Agent Cooper

        Obama is an empty do-nothing technocrat with few true beliefs. Conservatives tried to paint him as a full-on Castro clone but he’s too into the Wall Street scene to ever be a true true believer. Progs saw him as a mulatto messiah who would enact their deepest desires but he fucked them over, too. In fact, I kind of respect the con was able to pull on so many people. Look at that Netflix money. For what? I mean, that’s a nice spread but the Vineyard is overrated — the water’s too cold and the beaches suck.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Let’s not forget the book deals. The MF’r wrote more words than people actually ever read.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Obama was the latest version of the Dems JFK fetish.

        They will keep searching for that lost love.

      • R C Dean

        Apparently they are skipping a few elections.

        It would explain why Beto is still in the Dem mix, though.

    • Tulip

      I’m betting Joe wasn’t invited. I also noticed Kamala wasn’t mentioned.

    • wdalasio

      The really weird thing is that there’s always some sort of hidden meaning in things like this with these sorts of sociopaths.

      “Was Biden not invited? Did Biden snub Obama? Who’s on the outs?”

      • Agent Cooper

        “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up”

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Now we’ve got thunder, and the temp is falling. Come on, RAIN!

  30. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder which will get the Obamas first – the ‘Vid or the rising sea waters.

    Racism.

  31. db

    Because essentially no major news outlet, even the ones that report on it, will actually give you a link to the actual text of the report released today by the Rep. Michael McCaul on the origins of COVID-19, I’ll set this down nicely over here. Also, here’s the official press release about it. Evidently this is merely an addendum, not the final report.

    I have not read this report yet, but I saw reporting that it claims that SARS-CoV-2 was released from the Wuhan Institute of Virology during a botched upgrade of, ironically enough, their air handling systems. Again, I haven’t read it yet, so who knows if the moron reporters who bothered to report on this got it right or not.

    Major pet peeve: News organizations that report on official reports, yet provide no link nor even a title of the source documents on which they are reporting. These fuckers don’t want you to develop your own opinons based on primary source material.

    • Agent Cooper

      Icky. It has “GOP” in it.

    • Mojeaux

      The priests of the new religion.

    • R C Dean

      a botched upgrade of, ironically enough, their air handling systems

      I’m assuming they have negative pressure rooms for the real dangerous stuff. We had to convert a bunch of our hospital rooms to negative pressure rooms. Basically, you hook up a big exhaust fan, push the air through a HEPA filter, and make sure it gets exhausted going up. Bonus points for exhausting the air where there aren’t any people.

      Forget to put in the HEPA filter, or put in a non-HEPA filter, and you have created a machine for sucking pathogens out of a room and spraying them all over the neighborhood. I have a sneaking suspicion I know what may have happened in Wuhan.

    • juris imprudent

      Can’t be official – the Dem majority hasn’t blessed it.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Problematicness level: high

    A group comprising survivors and victims’ families in the 2019 mass shooting in Dayton, Ohio, has filed a lawsuit against the manufacturer of the large-capacity magazine (LCM) used in the shooting, according to court documents.

    The lawsuit filed in Clark County District Court in Nevada is asking for damages as well as an injunction for the defendant Kyung Chang Industry (KCI USA) to stop selling their 100-round LCM.

    Calls and e-mails to KCI have not been returned.

    “To our knowledge, this is the first lawsuit that’s focused solely on the marketing and manufacture and sale of high-capacity magazines,” Jonathan Lowy, an attorney representing the families, said Monday.

    Lowy, the chief counsel and vice president of legal at the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, acknowledged there have been numerous lawsuits against the makers and sellers of guns, and manufacturers of body armor, ammunition and LCM’s have been included in broader lawsuits. But, he said, “we’re not aware of any that have been focused solely on the magazine.”

    Lowy said the lawsuit is not about stopping all magazines under a certain capacity, but about the manufacturer’s “decision to make 100-round magazines, to market them to the general public, to do so without any reasonable restrictions or conditions, to allow and even to encourage in some ways that people use internet sellers to obtain those 100-round magazines, to not screen for who would be an appropriate user of 100-round magazine.”

    The lawsuit stems from the August 4, 2019, mass shooting at a popular nightlife area in Dayton in which nine people were fatally shot and 31 others were injured. The gunman used a high-powered rifle and a large-capacity magazine to fire a total of 41 rounds in about 30 seconds before he was shot and killed by police, authorities said.

    “It is fundamentally problematic,” Dayton Police Chief Richard Biehl said at the time. “To have that level of weaponry in a civilian environment, unregulated, is problematic.”

    Why didn’t they file that suit in Honolulu?

    We all know those evil guns and militaristic accessories exert an irresistible control over white hillbillies.

    • R C Dean

      The gunman used a high-powered rifle and a large-capacity magazine to fire a total of 41 rounds in about 30 seconds before he was shot and killed by police, authorities said.

      Sorry, but a .223 is not a high-powered rifle. Also, I think he had an SBR, which is legally(?) a handgun.

      And with a standard 30 round magazine, he would have had to make one whole mag swap to get 41 rounds downrange.

      • db

        SBRs are SBRs. Totally a different legal animal than a handgun

      • R C Dean

        A spot of research indicates you are correct, and that ackshually, AR and AK “handguns” are likely to be classified as SBRs.

  33. limey

    “Neurodivergent” as in personality disorder?

    As mentioned above, I’d guess such people either went through a phase and then grew out of it, or the rest of them struggled to keep a job if employed at all and fell by the wayside where they weren’t in the way of “neurotypical” people. Those with rich enough parents probably got sequestered away somewhere as a family embarrassment for whom polite excuses were made.

    • Mojeaux

      “Neurodivergent” as in personality disorder?

      Neurodivergent generally means that your brain doesn’t work the way normies’ brains work. If you’re a visual learner, but you’re in school and you get terrible grades because you aren’t being taught the way you learn best, you might be neurodivergent (although it’s impossible to teach to every person’s learning style). If you’re ADHD, you are probably neurodivergent.

      I believe it defines people of average to above-average intelligence, not intellectually disabled individuals.

      In the past, everybody pretty much settled into their working life after coping with school in various and sundry ways as best they could. Now, everybody’s got a label (subtext: disability), which means you don’t have to figure out coping mechanisms for the real world.

      In my life, what it comes down to is coping mechanisms and getting stronger for developing them, learning from your mistakes, and gaining some self-awareness of your limitations.

      • limey

        I identify as neuroqueer. That covers the bases really, doesn’t it?

      • Mojeaux

        “I yam what I yam and that’s all what I yam” pretty much covers my bases anymore. Although I have various “identities” to different people in my life (as does everyone), I’m too jaded to try to identify as much of anything besides me, myself, and I.

        Think about it, in casual conversation with a new person, invariably the question, “What do you do?” will come up almost immediately. Why? Because we (Americans, at least) mostly identify as what we DO with our days and/or to make money. We don’t ask, “Who are you?” We’ve just been told your name, so we know WHO you are. Your conversant will add your appearance to the list of who you are (to the wrong or right/good or bad). “Who are you?” is a tale best told through actions, interaction, and longevity, and you aren’t the one who gets to control that.

        Little Miss Nounself Bunny Foo Foo up there said, “Just don’t interact with those people.” Okay, no problem. We wouldn’t have anyway. And then they’d be mad we were shunning them. Her identity, as granted by me, is “attention whore.”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Her identity, as granted by me, is “attention whore.”

        This.

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Who are you?

        A question I’m not sure I could answer coherently in any event. Mebbe God could, but I don’t have that kind of insight.

      • Mojeaux

        A question I’m not sure I could answer coherently in any event.

        People who can probably spend too much time thinking about themselves without a shred of self-awareness to go along with it.

      • limey

        You are BEAM.

      • Ted S.

        I thought he was #6.

      • SDF-7

        We are all Kosh.

      • R C Dean

        Who are you?

        You are what you do when it counts.

      • Mojeaux

        If, when someone thinks of me, they think, “She’s a kind person,” then I would be satisfied that my life meant something to someone.

    • wdalasio

      I’d guess such people either went through a phase and then grew out of it….

      They grew out of it because they had to grow out of it. Effectively, this behavior is being indulged. Yes, there are people who actually do have intellectual issues. That’s not the people most loudly touting the “neurodivergent” line. It’s over-pierced, pink-haired freaks that expect the world to kowtow to their pronouns and “otherkin” horse manure. And a surprising portion of the population is going along with it.

      • limey

        Culture matters. The conservatives who rail against “libertarians” are so often right when they point this out. It’s like the China issue. So called “libertarian” think tanks weren’t even close to admitting that the old playbook of peace and democratisation through trade wasn’t working anymore until it was far, far too late. Neoliberalism, cultural relativism, and moral cowardice disguised as a purist laissez-faire ideology are the cancer that destroys a free society. If more people grew a backbone and stood up to actively defend a free society by pushing back HARD on the left’s nonsense via all legal and civic avenues available, it wouldn’t seem so dire.

        But *shrugs* what can we do?! The corrupt and evil hold all the levers of power!!1 *faints*

        They got there the same way they always do. “Good” people let it happen.

        This and more disorganised thinking courtesy of a lot of shit going on right now and also the new neighbor leaves their barking dog out past midnight apparently.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s almost like a house built on sand is destined to fall. Without a foundational way to articulate that the cultural movement over there (*points in a direction*) is wrong, there’s nothing preventing the power hungry from steamrolling the well-intentioned “live and let live” types.

        It’s really hard to stand your ground when your argument boils down to “I don’t buy any of the metaphysical underpinnings of the founding documents, but the founding feels better to me than the plans you folks have”.

      • wdalasio

        If more people grew a backbone and stood up to actively defend a free society by pushing back HARD on the left’s nonsense via all legal and civic avenues available, it wouldn’t seem so dire.

        I don’t think you need legal avenues. Just civil. The problem is what I’ll call the libertarian establishment seems bound and determined to disallow even that. They insist that any divergence from pure cultural relativism is somehow anathema. But, it isn’t. Libertarians are allowed to have values and beliefs. We’re allowed to think some ways of behaving are wrong. And when we don’t, people like this, people who are actively hostile to liberty are going to be quick enough to assert their values as the dominant cultural currency.

        Ron Paul made a great point when he pointed out on the Republican debate stage, something like “Just because I advocate something being legal doesn’t mean I advocate doing it.”. I agree with that 100%. But there’s a corollary to that that I think a lot of libertarians have to come to terms with. Just because you think (and say) something is wrong, doesn’t mean you think it should be illegal. Vices exist. And just because you think the role of the state should be limited to stopping crimes, doesn’t man you have to be okay with vices.

    • Mojeaux

      Those with rich enough parents probably got sequestered away somewhere as a family embarrassment for whom polite excuses were made.

      Rose Kennedy was a headstrong handful. So they got her a lobotomy and THEN sequestered her away.

      • limey

        She was at the forefront of my thinking as I typed that. I specifically didn’t mention her as that was a very extreme case, especially with the lobotomy.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    The really weird thing is that there’s always some sort of hidden meaning in things like this with these sorts of sociopaths.

    “Was Biden not invited? Did Biden snub Obama? Who’s on the outs?”

    Kremlinology lives on.

    • wdalasio

      Well, yeah. But, I suspect that some of the greatest players of Kremlinology were the apparatchiks in the Kremlin’s orbit. When there are no limits to power, the valued skill becomes maintaining as close a connection to those in power as possible. It’s sad that that’s becoming a standard in the U.S.

  35. R C Dean

    Is this an okay time to point out to the people of Texas that Topo Chico is:

    (a) Not that good
    (b) Not actually a Texas product

    Did anybody think it was? Pretty sure everybody knows its from Mexico. Since it says so right on the bottle, and all.

    • Unreconstructed

      Do people not realize that Texans like Mexican stuff? Texas and Mexico have a long history, and most of it’s about trade and intermarriage. Yeah, there were some scuffles, but what family doesn’t duke it out now and then?

      • R C Dean

        I think SadBeard’s “thought” process is probably something like:

        The people of Texas are a bunch of gun-toting bigoted hicks.

        Gun-toting bigoted hicks are racists.

        Racists hate Mexicans and Mexico.

        Sick burn! Tell Texans that one of their favorite beverages is from Mexico! Take that, you gun-toting bigoted hicks!

  36. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Looks like Louisiana just reinstated a statewide indoor mask mandate. Dominos are starting to fall in the wrong direction,

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      *her goddammit

  37. westernsloper

    Every link there is the weirdest shit I have seen today. Followed the Pulp covers on twitter. OJ can fuck off.