Monday Morning Links

by | Aug 2, 2021 | Daily Links | 384 comments

Hooray!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! What a great day for US Soccer.  The men beat Mexico at the death to win the CONCACAF Gold Cup in a raucous Las Vegas, and the women lost to Canada in the Olympic semifinals.  It just doesn’t get any better than that. Some American chick still won the floor. Our men’s volleyball team should be better than they are. And in case you didn’t catch it, the Cubs got rid go half their team at the trade deadline. It’s been a crazy couple of days, and I’m not really even bringing up the Valtteri Bottas “accident” from yesterday, where he “missed his braking zone” and managed to take out both Red Bull cars.  Yeah, that was a bunch of bullshit.  And that’s sports.

Not too shabby.

French architect who designed a shithole Pierre L’Enfant, was born on this day.  He shares it with such luminaries as Statue of Liberty sculptor Frederic-Auguste Bartholdi, Greek King Constantine I, actress Myrna Loy, Israeli politician Shimon Peres, novelist/playwright James Baldwin, actor Carroll O’Connor, actor and weird dude Peter O’Toole, sports exec Lamar Hunt, filmmaker Wes Craven, jurist Lance Ito, actress and MILF Mary-Louise Parker, knuckleballer Tim Wakefield, filmmaker Kevin Smith, and wrestler Devey Boy Smith Jr.

Not exactly a great list.  Oh well, on to…the links!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. These fuckers are just scared of the competition.

This pussy ain’t gonna do shit.

I know it’s just a tweet, but I gotta put this in here. Methinks Sadbeard isn’t envisioning himself in the “someone” role here.

I can think of an alternate headline. How about “Dems point fingers at each other to do something illegal.” You know, because what they’re hoping to do is freaking illegal and undermines basically all contract law and private property rights.

This, my friends, is gonna be a pork-filled shitshow. Thankfully it’s about 1/5th the size of the pork-filled shitshow it could have been.  But it’s still just pissing “money” away that we don’t have.

Damn, dude, just get an annulment.  I mean…damn, dude.

I hope they have a hell of a party. Because I myself will be flaunting the CDC guidance and because I love seeing hypocrisy from our political “elites”. I especially like it when so many other people see it for what it is. Although that number is still too low.

This is certainly an interesting legal argument. But I’m not sure how “yeah, we owe it to him, but we really want to keep it because we can’t control our spending” is gonna sell with the judge.  But wait, it’s Chicago, so this is basically a toss-up.

Free this woman!

This is some crazy ass shit. It’s also what happens all the time under communist/socialist regimes and has been for over half a century at sporting events where they’re allowed to leave and spend some time in a free country.  I hope she manages to get sanctuary somewhere.

Anybody still taking a cruise should expect this. I mean…you’re packing yourselves on a boat like sardines. What do you think os gonna happen?

I bet a lot of you were oblivious to how good a song this is. Well, thankfully you’re not anymore. Enjoy it.

Now get out there and have a great day, dear friends!

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  1. l0b0t

    New Zealand’s tranny weightlifter is out of the Olympics after failing to complete a single snatch.

    • waffles

      Physical or spiritual failure?

    • blackjack

      He doesn’t have a snatch to complete.

      • limey

        ?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Something, something, mental health issues, something, they were already a winner.

  2. waffles

    In rod we trust. Here I am on a Monday hoping for a housing market crash with few survivors.

    • Animal

      Can it wait until our house in Colorado is sold?

      • waffles

        Yeah. I’ve got 3-6 months. But realistically I expect you to be one of the few survivors.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        If the eviction “crisis” kicks it off, I’d expect the market to precipitously dip in January or February. It takes a while for the market signals to accumulate into a coherent message.

  3. Tonio

    “The defeated and disgraced ex-President…”

    OMG, they just can’t help themselves. It’s like an obsession with these people.

    • AlexinCT

      This guy must be the cause of that rent moratorium thing, cause he sure as hell lives rent free in their heads…

      • juris imprudent

        Now if he could collect that rent, he’d be richer than the Count of Monte Cristo.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t think so. We’re not talking prime real estate here.

      • AlexinCT

        He’ll do it on VOLUME! Or something…

    • Chafed

      It really is incredible. It’s like they broke up with him and they can’t get over it.

      • C. Anacreon

        I saw a super lefty friend on Saturday. Whenever I said anything about the current administration he would respond “b-b-b-Trump!” I would, each time, patiently remind him Trump hasn’t been president for over half a year. They really don’t have anything to say beyond Trump bad.

      • AlexinCT

        I had a couple of interactions with lefties as well, and they are still consumed by the fact that some people refuse to bend the knee to the left and say it is because Trump refused to do so himself. There is no logic to the way these people feel towards or see Trump. He is both a moronic Cheeto asshole that can’t even wipe his own butt and a super evil genius able to play 55-D chess. I pointed out that all the blabbering about Trump sure as hell felt like a desperate attempt to avoid having to analyze the fact that Trump, despite all his faults and basically working in the most hostile environment ever managed to do shit we always have the political and bureaucratic classes talking down to us rubes about not being possible to do (see Obama’s idiot statements like “You can’t drill yourself out of an energy problem”), running circles around the left and it’s marxist bureaucracy, compared to the way they are fucking things up now constantly, because they made themselves the anti-Trumpers.

        It’s fundamentally a religious crisis for them.

  4. rhywun

    These fuckers are just scared of the competition.

    I tried to give that CNN article a go but holy crap they are delusional.

    • sloopyinca

      They’ve gone completely insane.

      I don’t even know what else to say about them. They’re obsessed.

      • AlexinCT

        The fucking dirty masses refuse to bend the knee, even under threat of being labeled domestic terrorists for anything they do, and the people that believe they are smarter and should call the shots in the media simply have had enough of these fucking serfs acting up instead of doing what they are told! There is a fucking agenda to be met for the globalist movement, and the damned rubes are holding it up!

    • The Sleeper

      I lasted exactly two sentences before closing the tab.

    • WTF

      It’s really not an exaggeration to say they are completely deranged at this point.

    • Bones

      Those first few sentences were insane, I just closed it. I can’t imagine thinking like that 24/7, it must be exhausting.

    • Brawndo

      Future school children will read this article in civics classes when learning how to spot propaganda. Stop laughing!

  5. rhywun

    Methinks Sadbeard isn’t envisioning himself in the “someone” role here.

    Sadbeard gets the prick every week just to show how virtuous he is.

    • limey

      Vaccine macht frei.

      • hayeksplosives

        Grudging lol.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m imagining sadbeard going into the neighborhoods with the lowest vaccination rates, aka the ghettos, and holding down black people while they get injected.

      If the GOP doesn’t run with this imagery, they’re fools.

      In other words, the GOP is a bunch of fools.

      • limey

        If and when they do, it’s always twisted and turned against them, and the Narrative is set.

  6. UnCivilServant

    My attention was drawn to the similarities in how synths were printed between Fallout 4 and Westworld, and I had been wondering if both were cribbing from some earlier work, or if Westworld copied Fallout.

    But while I was still mulling over the matter, I stumbled onto another instance of bioprinting This time in real life. It is from 2020, so five years after Fallout 4 came out.

    • waffles

      I think fallout 4 copied westworld, if anything. But synths like that have been a solid scifi trope since at least the 70s.

      • UnCivilServant

        Westworld came out a year after Fallout 4. That’s some awfully preemptive copying.

        There was nothing like the synth printing in the 70s original, which used electromechanical androids.

      • sloopyinca

        Westworld was made in the 70s and starred Yul Brenner.

      • UnCivilServant

        But like I said, used mechanical androids instead of Biological synths. The similarity I’m talking about is the actual printing of the organism, not the concept.

      • sloopyinca

        You do realize it’s all fake, right?

      • UnCivilServant

        Its a discussion of art and artistic expression.

        We’re still a ways from bioprinting a whole synthetic person for reals.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “We’re still a ways from bioprinting a whole synthetic person for reals.”

        Oh yeah? Then explain this

      • sloopyinca

        We’re still a ways from bioprinting a whole synthetic person for reals.

        Oh yeah? Then explain the Hillary Clintonbot 2016 edition.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        That one was a failed prototype.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Plus Zuckerberg is the beta release.

      • SDF-7

        Leeloo was effectively printed into being in The Fifth Element — logically, the Ilia-probe in Star Trek: The Motionless Picture must have been since she/it was biomechanical with synthetics mimicking organic processes at the sub-cellular level, so I’d argue that as long as we’ve understood the concept of 3D printing (which has certainly been since the 70s if not earlier), “printing” your androids to improve bio-mimicry is the logical next step.

        And since you brought it up — if every damned Type 3 synth in Fallout 4 leaves a “synth component” when killed, just how in the world is it so danged impossible to have a biological / medical test that distinguishes synth vs. human? Did the Institute leave nano programming in place that reverts to mech in some places on catastrophic shutdown? Why would anyone ever do that? All the Institute garbage (and ludicrous main plot) and the idiocy of the post-Lyons Pride Brotherhood really make that game less enjoyable — which is probably why I avoid the mainline quests for as long as possible. And try to dodge Mr. “Another Settlement Needs Our Help”… OUR? I never see your butt out walking the wastes, Preston. General apparently means “Sucker” to the Minutemen…

      • UnCivilServant

        I think the tech exists to detect the plastic in the synth’s head, but the expertise to read the scan doesn’t.

        I underestimated how hard it was to read a CT scan until I looked through the images from mine. so it’s probably possible to detect a synth through medical imaging, but there’s no one who can do it.

        As for Preston, you don’t have to help him. Leave him in Concord. You can just wander around until you find Diamond City and Valentine’s office.

      • Sean

        I smile every time I encounter a Minuteman patrol.

      • Sean

        Huh.

        I’ve seen them randomly in the commonwealth and they also cruise through my settlements.

        They will acknowledge me as their general too. They often have a doggie with them.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s probably because Garvey annoyed me so much that I never developed any settlements beyond my habitual base of operations at the truck stop. No people, just robots and a wall of turrets.

    • sloopyinca

      I understand the words in this comment. But I have no idea what you’re talking about.
      Cool link though. I can’t wait for the synthetic wombs, just to see how pro-abortion people react.

      • PieInTheSky

        I can’t wait for the synthetic wombs – you just want 1000 children admit it

      • sloopyinca

        I could go for two or three more, yes.

      • waffles

        Is it unreasonable to want as many children as you can clothe and feed?

      • PieInTheSky

        yes. the world is overpopulated and no one needs more than 2 kids.

    • limey

      Me watching every Ridley Scott movie ever:

      “So who’s the robot?”

      • Rat on a train

        Meg Mucklebones

      • limey

        I think it was the unicorn, since IIRC it made an appearance in one of the pointless re-edits of Blade Runner.

      • limey

        Sources close the unicorn have said that it is not the same unicorn, but my position is still valid somehow.

  7. Rebel Scum

    Donald Trump now has a $100 million weapon to wield against US democracy.

    Wut?

    *peruses article*

    That article is one steaming pile of bullshit.

    • PieInTheSky

      good fertilizer is hard to come by these days

    • Agent Cooper

      It is labeled “ANAL-ysis”

  8. PieInTheSky

    But I’m not sure how “yeah, we owe it to him, but we really want to keep it because we can’t control our spending” is gonna sell with the judge. – I am sure the judge wilkl find it in his heart to help the poor chiildrunz of Chicago who’s education was mercilessly de-funded by the evil rethuglicans

  9. Certified Public Asshat

    Monday morning white pill from sadbeard:

    It is *shocking* how few copies books sell. I was feeling terrible about ONE BILLION AMERICANS' numbers, but they turned out to be fine relative to the industry. https://t.co/MOa7rCCqhs — Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) July 29, 2021

    He went on Rogan to promote his book and was hated by basically every listener. It’s good to hear his book flopped.

    • AlexinCT

      The lesson he will take from this experience isn’t that he is a fucking moron with a stupid book, but that everyone else is stupid for not giving him money for the stupid book…

  10. Brochettaward

    I’m not a Star Trek fan, but I’m fascinated by the trainwreck that is the Alex Kurtzman universe. It has seemingly been a dismal failure mostly loathed by fans attracting small audiences with its hamfisted social justice agenda. But there CBS is…re-upping Kurtzman and crew for another 5 years and green lighting like 3 or 4 more shows for him to helm.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m wondering if the ability of streaming service officers to decouple the content from the finances on the income side is facilitating these sorts of ideological moves. People are paying to watch the back catalog and the shows that are cancelled after two seasons, but the companies are using the money to make garbage no one wants.

      • sloopyinca

        How are the viewership numbers relative to other new series on streaming services? I bet they’re only renewing them because the numbers are solid. Hollywood, at the end of the day, is still all about making money.

      • UnCivilServant

        They don’t release those numbers.

        And as I mentioned, the failure of a show to draw viewers doesn’t impact the money stream if there is something else bundled with it that people are paying for.

        It is the same model used for cable packages where people would end up subsidising the crap they didn’t watch.

      • Brochettaward

        As UMC said, they don’t release the streaming numbers. The only numbers available are from when Star Trek Discovery’s first season was aired on CBS. It did awful.

      • AlexinCT

        The model is broken, and eventually there has to be a reckoning. As streaming services focus on producing more woke bullshit people don’t want to watch while canceling the stuff they do, membership will su8ffer as people decide their money is being wasted.

        My cable company 6 weeks ago offered me a 25% discount to my monthly bill, while not changing my services, AND free Netflix indefinitely, when I called to tell them all I wanted to keep was my business internet, security, land line, and basic TV services cause the sports and entertainment packages were pure marxist shit I simply could do without. I saw the desperation from the service person that had as a priority to keep me engaged at any cost (they have been losing membership so fast that anyone that owns stock in this company should be worried) and decided to keep the package at the new drastically reduced cost because the savings from dropping the other stuff would have been about 30% of my current cost anyway, and they gave me a guarantee this was not a promotional rate but permanent.

        The model is collapsing, but I suspect it has not gotten bad enough yet for them to stop producing bullshit, especially since I see a movement to getting government to finance the production of propaganda it wants to peddle anyway..

  11. Tres Cool

    Hey l0bot-

    “Manumua will be accompanied to Tokyo by Ben Hwa, an assistant coach who has been working with her for years. Weighing about 240 pounds, she will be the smallest in her competition, and snatches more than her body weight: 110 kilos — or 242 pounds. ”

    I have the weirdest erection right now.

    • Tres Cool

      Oh, shit….she’s Mormon, too.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Are you saying you want a brood of coffee eschewing children that can lift you over their head?

    • l0b0t

      IKR, also, an Austrian, and a Brit are quite fetching. The Chinese lady, Li Wenwen, is just unstoppable though.

    • Animal

      Ben Hwa

      Balls.

      • Sensei

        First thing I thought too…

  12. Rebel Scum

    In a joint statement, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California and other Democratic leaders said the move was a “moral imperative” that the administration needed to act on immediately to stave off the effects of the resurgence of the coronavirus.

    It is a “moral imperative” to ensure that the property owners cannot pay their own bills related to said properties I guess.

    • rhywun

      Supposedly they get paid too. ?

      I mean, it’s not like the federal government taking control over one-third of the nation’s housing market is anything to be concerned about.

    • Rat on a train

      The secret annex to the constitution grants exceptions for moral imperatives.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

    • AlexinCT

      And they accused people pointing out mega corps were swooping in to gobble up the properties of the small renters and this looked like some sort of move to turn everyone into renters of being the crazy ones…

  13. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The totalitarians are self-identifying. I think I’m going to start making a list.

  14. robc

    Grady Sizemore is the #2 baseball birthday, so yeah, not a great day.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Dicks out.

  15. rhywun

    I hope she manages to get sanctuary somewhere.

    It was probably easier to defect in the good old days before the world started cozying up to that region’s dictators.

    • AlexinCT

      Our fucking government reluctantly put out some words telling the Cuban people not to be ungrateful for the prosperity their marxist masters have given them. That’s cause the people in charge of the bureaucracy after dancing with the Chinese CCP devil thinking they would teach them about the nobility and goodness of freedom, ended up with a boner about CCP totalitarian beliefs. I wouldn’t be surprised that we will see people from the Western world seeking asylum in some third world countries sooner than later to avoid the globalism machine.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Absent politics my policy would be you either get jabbed voluntarily within the next X weeks and get $50 or else you get jabbed later while someone holds you down and you get $0.

    Anyone who tries will find him/herself in danger of dying from lead poisoning.

  17. Rat on a train

    If Trump ends up with the tax refund, it would come out of property taxes due to the city of Chicago and eight other government agencies, including Chicago Public Schools, which stands to lose the biggest chunk of money, about $540,000.

    It’s their money.

    • Tonio

      If they get away with that this once it will open the door to other municipalities capping refunds to ppl they don’t like for similar reasons. They are openly attacking rule of law on so many fronts.

      • hayeksplosives

        Bill of attainder.

        Pretty sure we have som hypothetical protections against that…

        Welcome to true “democracy”, AKA mob rule.

      • AlexinCT

        One of the big pillars of totalitarian systems is that the law applies differently to the masters and the special than it does to the serfs, with the law being a beast against those that oppose the powerful.

  18. rhywun

    Enjoy it.

    That whole album is really good. The kid was like 18 when he made it.

  19. PieInTheSky

    “1 year of incarceration causes a reduction in the likelihood of being reincarcerated within 3, 5, & 8 years from sentencing by 44%, 29%, & 21%. … budget-neutral reductions in sentence length combined with increases in incarceration rates” are net wins

    https://twitter.com/robinhanson/status/1421968641453707269

    • sloopyinca

      That’s not surprising. One year is enough to scare someone straight. Five years is enough to train them to be a career criminal.

      • sloopyinca

        That said, we shouldn’t be locking people up for a lot of the things we’re locking them up for. And at the same time, we’re undersentencing a lot of people who commit violent crimes with actual victims.

      • CatchTheCarp

        A guy I grew up with got sent to prison (dealing drugs) – I think he did about 3 years of 10 year sentence. Dude went completely straight arrow (no booze or drugs) when he got out and has remained so to this day – it’s been close to 20 years since he got out. Prison had an effect on him and he has no desire to risk ever going back.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        One night was enough for me.

      • pistoffnick

        In Bangcock?

        I’ve heard it makes a hard man humble.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Close, Arapahoe County Jail.

      • Rat on a train

        Chess is a gritty sport.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        (what you did there, was observed)

      • pistoffnick

        I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, suction.

    • Brochettaward

      Fuck the authors of that article.

  20. Scruffy Nerfherder

    People are still going on cruise ships?

    And they’re mad at the unvaccinated for spreading disease?

    • Sean

      I thought the CDC said to stop testing fully vaxxed people. Did I imagine that?

      • mrfamous

        It has to stop. It has to stop for sporting events/leagues as well. We need to go back to a model of illness that actually involves symptoms. If the goal was to weed out “asymptomatics” in order to halt the spread, well then it’s pretty clear that hasn’t worked and will continue not to work.

        At this point all we’re doing is annihilating what would otherwise be productive activities. And we can’t afford to hamstring productivity any longer.

      • juris imprudent

        well then it’s pretty clear that hasn’t worked and will continue not to work

        We need to DOUBLE DOWN because we haven’t done it hard enough! /progs

  21. Brochettaward

    That report was shelved, and a new report was written by another staff member, who argued Trump and Burke had proven the skyscraper was overvalued and was entitled to a refund of $1 million. But the state agency delayed acting on the case while Trump was still president.

    I like how they just casually slip in how they refused to act while he was president with no further explanation. It couldn’t possibly have been for political reasons, right? Right…?

  22. robc

    Are the Dems really wanting to bring Kant into the discussion? Because I dont think that works out well for them.

    • PieInTheSky

      they kant help themselves?

  23. db

    Regarding donations to the Glibertarians Foundation: what information on donors is received through PayPal? What is retained by the Foundation?

    • sloopyinca

      PayPal logs the transaction for the recipient the same as the sender. So just as you can see who it went to in your transaction history, so can the foundation’s treasurer on this end. Although I doubt he goes to see who sent us money.

    • Tonio

      Don’t worry, if you win the fragrant panties they’ll contact you to confirm where you want them shipped.

      • SDF-7

        Dangnabbit — I knew I should have done the #squirrel tag to try to dodge the Wilson’s Mom giveaway. What do I look like — Japan?

      • SDF-7

        Double dangnabbit. Meant Winston of course. What, I’m worried about soiled underwear from the mother of one of the worst presidents? Must need more coffee….

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Tim Allen’s neighbor is where my head went.

        I don’t know what that says about me.

      • juris imprudent

        Eeewwwwww /14yo girl

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Weak. I was hoping for some Sloopy bathwater.

      • Rat on a train

        How about a STEVE SMITH original painting?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I really do not want to see his brush technique.

      • SDF-7

        I assumed it was more of a splatter technique. Eats a lot of the appropriate color Skittles first, and thinks of hikers…

      • Rat on a train

        I believe Pricasso was inspired by STEVE SMITH.

      • db

        Unfortunately, I don’t know Hyperbole’s address.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Burke’s former law firm Klafter & Burke had won more than $14 million in tax breaks for Trump over a dozen years, but the alderman ended the relationship in 2018, citing “irreconcilable differences” between the Chicago Democrat who represents a predominantly Hispanic 14th Ward, where residents objected to many of the Republican president’s policies.

    And that has what, exactly, to do with the tax code? ///rhetorical

  25. PieInTheSky

    Being happy the women lost is sexist, racist and homophobic. It is inherently transphobic also as there are no trans women in the women’s team. Would it have killed one of the fellas to identify as a woman for a couple of hours and help the gals out?

    • juris imprudent

      You mean they should’ve taken the Bee’s advice? Sorry Pie, you were WAYYYYY slow to roll that one out.

    • hayeksplosives

      Dolf ! He went to my own post grad Alma mater.

      Mechanical engineer, if memory serves. (I was electrical)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Chemical

        Dolph is a badass.

      • hayeksplosives

        I stand (lie down) corrected.

        TY.

      • db

        Chemical engineer, I think.

    • db

      I don’t get the joke, though.

      • PieInTheSky

        the grandparents thing is a meme that had a run a while back…. I posted it mostly for the photo

      • hayeksplosives

        I think it’s just about what amazing physical specimens they were.

        I don’t think she was actually that much shorter than he though…

      • PieInTheSky

        5’8 vs 6’5 in americanese

      • hayeksplosives

        Wow. 5’8”? I wouldn’t have guessed it.

        She had a “tall” persona.

    • blackjack

      I worked on his bike back in the nineties. He came in and said his softail wouldn’t go over 50 in second gear. I was like. No softail has ever gone over 50 in second gear. He said you will see when the bike gets here. Turns out, he bought it in Austria. The speedo was in kilometers.

  26. hayeksplosives

    God, I sincerely pray to you that that White Rus Olympic runner is safely entered into the United States.

    Here in San Diego she would experience the joy of being Rus without the centuries of corrupt evil fucks.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Obama defies CDC guidance by inviting 500 people to his celebrity-studded 60th birthday party at his $12m mansion on Martha’s Vineyard: Pearl Jam will perform and guests including Steven Spielberg will be served by 200 staff

    What a lavish super-spreader event.

    • Plinker762

      Time to close Cape Cod, too much spreading going on there.

      • juris imprudent

        Mental image forms of Michelle and spreading and [collapses with blood spurting from eyes]

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        You’re just jealous that she is packing more “heat” than you are.

  28. waffles

    The covid narrative collapse is really something else. Even the most basic bitch normies have to notice at this point.

    • PieInTheSky

      Ah an optimist

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      My formerly apolitical wife is red-pilled on about all of the covid horse crap. Only 99,999,999 to go.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Four vaccinated adults and two unvaccinated minors tested positive for the coronavirus during routine end-of-trip screening Thursday on Royal Caribbean International’s Adventure of the Seas.

    “Tested positive” means absolutely nothing.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There will come a point where the economic viability of the entire travel and hospitality business will depend on the future of COVID restrictions. Up to now, they’ve played along with the government because of bailouts and hope, but that can’t last forever.

      If the government pushes much harder, I think the businesses will turn on them in order to survive.

      • hayeksplosives

        And no one could buy or sell anything without that mark, which was either the name of the beast or the number representing his name.

      • WTF

        The Hebrew Letter waw/vav is commonly pronounced “w.”
        In antiquity and in modern Hebrew, letters also represent numbers.
        In Hebrew, the letter waw is used to represent the number 6.
        The common abbreviation for “World Wide Web” is www.
        In Hebrew, this abbreviation would be spelled waw waw waw.
        Numerically, this Hebrew abbreviation would be 6-6-6.

        The Hebrew number/letter vav looks like a line with a flag at the top. Three in a row looks kind of like a UPC bar code.

      • hayeksplosives

        You’ve given me something new to ponder and research.

        Thank you.

      • SDF-7

        So…. you’re pondering what he’s pondering?

        (I think so, Brain… but where would we get lederhosen at this time of the morning on the West Coast?)

      • WTF

        Have fun, it’s quite the rabbit hole.

      • Necron 99

        Had to stop when it got to Monster Energy Drinks.

      • Rat on a train

        His name is Toby.

      • juris imprudent

        500,000 years of evolutionary biology/psychology versus a little better than 50 years of social conditioning?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        *cough* hypergamy *cough* *cough*

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes, because ‘undoing gendered norms’ is going to do wonders for women’s desire for their husbands. It’s why women request so many strippers dressed as thoughtful husbands who vacuum and do the dishes for their hen parties.

      https://twitter.com/pauliegtweets/status/1421693511796240387

      This is a thing?

      • PieInTheSky

        Not in Romania? I have not been to any hen parties though… That sounds British

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The inverse of the sexy French maid, maybe?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You just reminded me of all the 1980’s Cinemax after dark movie selections.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        +1 what might be scrambled boobs

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I SAW ONE!

  30. Jerms

    Here is their new line—ive heard it from two different “experts” on TV. “Not getting the vaccine is equal to driving while intoxicated.”
    This push to get the vax into everyone is like nothing ive ever seen.

    • hayeksplosives

      But then they tell us to mask up and social distance even if you’re vaccinated!!

      So which is it? The vaxx will save humanity or the vaxx is utterly useless?

      Asking for about 2 billion friends…

    • WTF

      Not getting the Covid vaccine is the equivalent to not getting the flu vaccine.

      • hayeksplosives

        Bingo.

    • Rebel Scum

      Not getting the vaccine is equal to driving while intoxicated.

      No, it is not.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They would have you self-immolate in order to keep them warm.

  31. l0b0t

    Li Wenwen just set another O record, 180kg in the clean & jerk. She’s 21 years old and an amazing lifter. GB takes Silver, and USA Bronze.

    • Tres Cool

      What channel is this on ? I have a TV someplace that I havent fallen into yet.

    • limey

      Enhanced by the same tech being used to invigorate PLA supersoldiers?

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean they all are I assume… Just some have better tech

    • Brochettaward

      The delta variant is already less “dangerous” compared to the variants that already had a 99.9% survival rate. Doesn’t make a difference.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, that’s what annoys me about all the current hysteria reporting. All going on about “cases are up!” — zero about actual symptoms (I don’t care about positive tests if people don’t notice they have it — there are enough false positive issues with these tests I don’t really trust them anyway), much less severe cases / hospitalizations or deaths. If there’s a more contagious version of the sniffles that doesn’t really bother those who had the other variants last year, that says to me we ought to be *happy* it is out there and hopefully driving natural immunity for the next few variants until it mutates enough to be noticed again.

        But then, I’m sure I’m not the First to be bothered by that….

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The fact that they are hyperventilating about case numbers and not death numbers tells me that the press is deliberately trying to keep the proles frightened and that I do not need to be concerned about the virus.

      • hayeksplosives

        A vaccine so safe and effective you have to be forced to get it, against a disease so harmful you have to be tested to know you have it.

        Sounds legit.

      • Jerms

        Im going to steal that if you dont mind.

      • Sensei

        +1

      • Rat on a train

        How can you ignore extra super long COVID?

      • Ownbestenemy

        … way too easy so I am going to pass

    • WTF

      Of course “We are never going back to a pre-pandemic reality”. Once tyrants gain power, they will never give it up.

    • PieInTheSky

      pass

  32. PieInTheSky

    38 goddamn degrees. Did my walk at 6 AM this morning and was still warm. Went to the gym at 11ish and the AC was doing it’s job but not as usual. I think I drank almost half of US gallon of water. This is probably a top 5 heatwave in my adult life…

    • PieInTheSky

      my bottle says 2.2L / 73 oz on it and probably drank two thirds so not that much…

    • sloopyinca

      38 degrees is freezing cold, and no metric-using eurotrash is ever gonna tell me otherwise.

      Get to the moon with your units of measure, and maybe then will we take it seriously.

      • PieInTheSky

        Get to the moon – sounds like a pointless waste of tax money to me

      • sloopyinca

        Spoken like somebody whose nation has never been to the moon.

      • PieInTheSky

        to be fair no nation has been to the moon

      • Rat on a train

        Germany?

      • Rebel Scum
      • SDF-7

        The undead are bothered by anything above the morgue drawer, apparently.

      • SDF-7

        Nice — though I was expecting this.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      75 (24) is forecast to be high today. 65 (18) right now.

      • sloopyinca

        (24) (18)

        Dude, don’t encourage him.

      • PieInTheSky

        you Texans could not handle the Bucharest heat

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I foresee a special guest appearance on Joemala.

    • sloopyinca

      Made me think of this:

      • WTF

        Legit LOL. I hadn’t seen that before.

      • AlexinCT

        Never gets old…

    • hayeksplosives

      I thought deshaun batted for the other team.

      He’s as flamboyant as Liberace.

    • SDF-7

      Paging Samuel Adams — Samuel Adams to the Quotation Courtesy Phone…

      • hayeksplosives

        “How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!“

        —Samuel Adams

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “It behooves every American to encourage home manufactures, that our oppressors may feel through their pockets the effects of their blind folly.” – Samuel Adams

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “The Constitution shall never be construed… to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.” – Samuel Adams

      • Ownbestenemy

        “If ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.” – Samuel Adams

        If only we would have listened to that one…

      • juris imprudent

        I think Burr had the right idea.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        TBF, even the authors of the Constitution had trouble sticking to it.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Dude looks like a lady but can’t lift like one.

    New Zealand transexual weightlifter Laurel Hubbard failed to record a single successful lift in the women’s +87kg weightlifting at the Tokyo Olympics on Monday morning, crashing out of the competition in the process.

    A failed attempt to lift 120kg and two failed efforts at 125kg in the snatch meant Hubbard had his Olympics ended early.

    This amuses me.

    There will be no gold medal chance for the U.S. women’s soccer team at the Tokyo Olympics after they went down to Canada early Monday morning.

    The 1-0 victory was the first by the Canadians against their U.S. neighbour since 2001. …

    The U.S. had an uncharacteristically uneven tournament, starting with a 3-0 loss to Sweden that snapped a 44-game unbeaten streak, and a scoreless draw with Australia in the group stage.

    • PieInTheSky

      this proves transgenders have no advantage or something

      • UnCivilServant

        I know Megan whatshername looks like a man, but she was born a woman.

        Oh, you mean the dude from New Zealand who couldn’t hack it in either category.

      • rhywun

        Wasn’t he like twice the age of all the gals? A significant disadvantage that some future stunning and brave man will obviate.

      • waffles

        Yeah, 43 versus 21 and 22. I know someone will do it. But women’s sports are safe for now.

      • rhywun

        Not at the HS level, and therefore soon college and eventually pro level.

      • WTF

        That’s like saying Bobby Riggs loss to Billie Jean King proves men have no advantage over women.

    • Brochettaward

      How did it even qualify for the Olympics?

      • waffles

        By lifting heavy things better than his kiwi fempetitors.

    • Gustave Lytton

      after they went down to Canada early Monday morning

      *juvenile giggle*

  34. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I’m just happy Churchill’s not alive to see this.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      And misthread, gonna be one of those days.

      • hayeksplosives

        I dunno . That “misthread” applies to all of present reality.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    It’s supposed to rain today. We could use it.

    • Rat on a train

      The cities could really use a rain.

      • SDF-7

        There’s a storm coming…

        I know.

        (bum-bum-bum-ba-bum-bum…)

  36. Rebel Scum

    Being a doctor does not preclude you from being an insane hypochondriac.

    It happened. Just tested positive for COVID.

    Spent all pandemic being cautious:

    Got swabbed often.

    Got 2 doses of the Pfizer vaccine as soon as I had the chance.

    Continued to mask afterwards.

    Wore PPE with each patient encounter.

    And it STILL happened. I am so fckng tired.

    — Ayla B., MD (@DrAylaSays)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Prescribe yourself some Xanax and shut the hell up please.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Not that’s some great stuff.

    • rhywun

      And unless you are old and/or infirm you have a 99.9% chance of surviving. If that isn’t good enough, you could always just end it now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This also happened with: recycling ER photos from various cities, the recent doc down in LA? that made the claims of all his unvaxxed patients dying, and on and on. It is propaganda.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I thought it was usually the opposite problem with physicians making terrible patients…

  37. juris imprudent

    Yeah I was happy when I went to bed last night with the victory over Mexico, waking up to the sanctimonious squad losing was icing on the cake.

    • PieInTheSky

      this kind off reaction only proves them right.

      • juris imprudent

        They had the opportunity to have the exact same pay structure as the men. They continue to argue it isn’t fair because FIFA pays more on the men’s side. Oh wait, that’s right, you can’t sue FIFA for that in a U.S. court. Pound sand.

      • PieInTheSky

        why do you hate fairness and justice?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because they got redefined to mean the opposite of what they used to.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I like your answer better. I was gonna say they are just as much bullshit as equity and equality.

      • juris imprudent

        ^^^ goddamned right

  38. Gustave Lytton

    Any list with Myrna Loy on it is a great list.

    [insert precode gif here]

    • hayeksplosives

      One of my favorite lines from the underrated movie The Rocketeer was when the hero foolishly belittles his girlfriend’s movie debut as “You stood behind Myrna Loy holding a bowl of grapes!!”

  39. Rebel Scum

    Heh.

    Trump mocks Shifty Schiff’s fake tears

    • Ownbestenemy

      Good people should have the news of the day. Okay, I will get back to the real world.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    You know who else thought it was a bad idea to overly alarm the public?

    Top Biden officials note that breakthrough infections among the vaccinated are exceedingly rare, unlikely to be severe, and more likely to occur in crowded indoor settings. They’ve been openly frustrated by what they see as overly alarmed coverage of these cases.

    ——-

    Inside the administration, the emergence of the Delta variant has caused friction, leading to behind-the-scenes finger-pointing and weeks-long tensions between the CDC and the White House. Two senior Biden officials familiar with the matter said the administration is still trying to balance messaging in a way that underscores the severity of the Delta variant while simultaneously reiterating that vaccinated individuals are overwhelmingly not at risk.

    “We thought we were going to move past this,” one senior administration official said. “It’s just like, here we go again.”

    The revised mask mandate in particular has proved thorny. Officials in the White House and the Department of Health and Human Services questioned whether recommending Americans wear masks again would help with the pandemic fight, with some officials in meetings over the last week arguing that reversing guidelines could confuse people and spark political backlash.

    ——-

    Federal officials who spoke to POLITICO emphasized that the Biden team always knew that they would have to alter their approach as the Covid fight changed and new variants emerged. A senior administration official noted that analyzing real time data on the trajectory of an ever-evolving virus, then developing appropriate public health recommendations for over 330 million people, is not an easy task.

    While officials conceded that there had been internal tensions, they also portrayed it as a once-in-a-generation pandemic and said that Americans expected and deserved a government that led with data and science. The White House has been heartened this past week by the uptick in vaccination rates among the unvaccinated (it was the nation’s strongest in first-shot vaccinations since early June), believing that their messaging is breaking through. More progress may soon come as businesses and the federal government implement mandates or quasi-mandates for their workforces to get vaccinated.

    Maybe you shouldn’t let a bunch of risk averse quacks drive policy.

    The panicdemic served your political needs at the time, but now you can’t figure out how to jump off the tiger without being eaten yourself.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “The panicdemic served your political needs at the time, but now you can’t figure out how to jump off the tiger without being eaten yourself.”

      Exactly this

      developing appropriate public health recommendations for over 330 million people, is not an easy task.

      I’m fine with recommendations, but they’re going way beyond that now.

  41. Sean

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/08/federal-government-issued-783-5m-in-stimulus-checks-for-prisoners/

    But in the case of Nassar, who is in federal prison in Florida, the stimulus checks appear to have gone straight through to his inmate account, despite orders for him to pay $57,500 in restitution to his victims.

    The Bureau of Prisons allows inmates to keep unlimited amounts of money in their accounts and effectively shields much of that money from collection by various entities, The Washington Post reported.

    Double “huh”.

    • mock-star

      I can tell you for a fact that every state prisoner in PA has gotten every stimulus check. The DOC is sending out warnings to be aware of “hits” being put out with the money.

      • Sean

        The DOC is sending out warnings to be aware of “hits” being put out with the money.

        Wow.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’m going to bet that there was a lawsuit against the Bureau of Prisons at one time that they couldn’t turn over inmate funds due to custodial obligations or prisoners’ inability to defend against such action.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Americans expected and deserved a government that led with data and science.

    But we got Foochy, Osterholm and the rest of the Health Expert Retard Revue, instead.

    • juris imprudent

      Oh data and science, like back in the days of Buck v. Bell?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just a return to form.

  43. The Other Kevin

    I’ve been following women’s volleyball this Olympics. They lost one more player to injury but won against Italy to become the first seed in quarter finals. I’m having a lot of fun watching.

    Just got a “back to school” letter from my kid’s school. All in person, no option for e-learning, masks optional. They still have assigned seats for contact tracing, but other than that it’s back to normal.

    • Rat on a train

      Here it is in-person opt-out, masks opt-out. Karens are complaining that we aren’t listening to SCIENCE.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nevada unfortunately is beholden to an ineffective legislature and has consigned all necessary and just powers to the emergency orders.

      • Rat on a train

        Fredericksburg-area schools continue to grapple with whether to require masking

        Spotsylvania School Board Member Erin Grampp, who proposed the motion to allow parents to opt students out of the masking recommendation, said that absent an executive or public health order mandating masks, it is not the board’s duty to make “medical decisions” for students and staff.

        “None of [a school board’s] duties include making medical decisions for other people’s children,” Grampp said. “I’m not qualified to make medical decisions for students or staff and I won’t make that decision. The only one qualified to do that is the parent.”

        Close enough for government work.

  44. Rebel Scum

    Swedish Armed Woke Forces.

    Hello world outside of Sweden! This is an add from the swedish defence force saying ”A flag worth defending”. Guess which one is a satire.

    The Swedish Armed Forces: A flag worth defending. We defend human rights, everyone’s equal value and our right to live as we choose.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    We’ll get those votes the old fashioned way- by buying them

    To retake control of the House of Representatives, Republicans need to pick up just five seats in the 2022 midterm elections. It’s Congressman Sean Patrick Maloney’s job to make sure that doesn’t happen.

    The New York Democrat and chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee told NPR that the party is hopeful an ambitious, multitrillion-dollar economic agenda trumpeted by the Biden administration will resonate with voters when it’s time to head to the polls next fall.

    “We’re making a bet on substance,” Maloney says, before adding a colorful adage: “What’s the old saying — any jackass can kick down a barn, it takes a carpenter to build one. It’s harder to build it than to kick it down. And so we’re the party that’s going to build the future.”

    That future includes proposals to combat climate change; overhaul immigration laws; massively invest in traditional infrastructure like roads, bridges and expanded access to broadband, along with investments in affordable childcare, early childhood education; and provide an expanded child tax credit with payments that top out at $3,600 a year per child.

    Tens of millions of American families are already starting to receive those direct cash payments.

    ——-

    The influx of government aid is projected to cut poverty nearly in half in 2021, according to a new analysis from The Urban Institute first reported in The New York Times.

    “No Democratic majority, no Democratic president, has made this much progress in a long time,” Maloney says.

    A chicken in every pot. A pony in every driveway.

    • rhywun

      NPR is as delusional as CNN but I guess they have to throw a hopeful bone to their moron readers.

  46. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    Thanks for the meaty lynx. You are coming out of the chute strong this week!

    I bet a lot of you were oblivious to how good a song this is.

    Hah! I guessed it. And you are correct – it’s really goddamn good!

    Have a wonderful day, peeps!

  47. Don Escaped Texas

    awesome links

    Peter O’Toole would have played the leading role in my widescreen biography.

    • juris imprudent

      I think my two favorite roles from him were both parts where he played someone in the movie business: My Favorite Year and The Stunt Man.

      • Rat on a train

        I liked him as Henry II x 2.

  48. juris imprudent

    Won’t get the coverage it deserves, but someone has noticed CNN’s culpability.

    Throughout the pandemic, CNN and certain other cable news networks deliberately induced panic in order to boost their ratings and the CDC recently revealed that anxiety is the second most important contributing factor to death from/with Covid. Mass media pundits may have been as deadly as Masses or mass meetings.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    “This deck is already stacked, because they’ve been gerrymandering these districts,” Maloney says. “And now they’re trying to do even more of it and add to that with these Jim Crow-style voter suppression laws throughout the country.”

    He maintains efforts among Republican-led state legislatures to enact more voting restrictions show the party has a losing policy hand for the midterm elections.

    “If they’re going to try to rely on rigging this game, because they don’t have a plan for the future and they can’t talk to the voters about their ideas and their vision, well, I think that makes me proud to be a Democrat.”

    If there’s any election-rigging to be done, we want to be the ones doing it.

    If the Republicans don’t have a plan for the future which involves bringing the country to its knees, that might not be a bad thing.

    • Ed Wuncler

      They are preparing the soundbites in case the GOP retakes the Senate and House.

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

  50. The Late P Brooks

    What happens when all the trees have been burned?

    The devastating fire seasons plaguing California’s Sierra Nevada may be a thing of the past after 2030, and that has scientists worried.

    Their main concern? The area might not have enough trees left by the next decade.

    A study published this past week in the journal Ecosphere suggests that dry mountain forests in California and other Western states will likely see ever-worsening fires for the next decade, followed by a period of fewer fires with less intensity.

    Between now and then, wildfires turbocharged by climate change are expected to dramatically alter the landscape, leaving less fuel for blazes just 10 years from now, according to the study.

    ——-

    Every forest and landscape tells its own story, Kennedy said, but there were certain broad conclusions that could be drawn from the research in California.

    One such conclusion: The effects of climate change and decades of fire suppression efforts are linked. Climate change has caused the drought, higher heat and more volatile atmosphere that created the conditions for massive blazes. But fire suppression methods that left more fuel in place for the next blaze have also created problems.

    “There’s a theory that if you remove fire, it homogenizes the landscape, and reduces variability, which gives you large patches of dead trees” that fuel firestorms, Kennedy said. “Whereas historically, you had a matrix of different landscapes” in a “more mixed” forest.

    There’s a theory. No shit, Shirley?

    Global warming. There’s nothing it cannot be blamed for.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Place has wildfires since, well, ever. People move to area en masse. People try to prevent wildfires. Prevention causes more, stronger wildfires. People blame other people for angering the fire gods.

      There is nothing new under the sun, despite how much they try to cloak it in modernity.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We are on a grand inquisition to prove we can be better than Nature at nature and we will all die quicker and in horrible fashion because of it.

      • Tres Cool

        We’re naïve enough, and so self-important, to think we can control nature.

        To take from one of George Carlin’s bits- “Save the planet? We havent even figured out how to take care of each other. The planets been for over 4 billion years. Its seen way worse shit than us.”

      • Tres Cool
      • juris imprudent

        Idiots can’t even distinguish between the role fire plays in the brush eco-system of California versus the forest eco-system?

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s not entirely the cause, or even mostly. There are drought cycles and surprise, more wildfire in dry years.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And can add reforestation. Look at pictures of a 100-150 years ago, and the lack of trees is noticeable.

        Fuck you Arbor Day.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s like forest management is a thing.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    But the study also suggests a solution for policymakers, Kennedy said. In the dry forests, “the best way to deal with our fire problem is fire itself,” by following the example of the Indigenous peoples of California who intentionally burned millions of acres a year.

    Today, Kennedy said, the best method is what’s known as mechanical fuel treatments — cutting down small trees and brush — followed by fire to clean out the tree debris.

    “If we can conduct mechanical treatments and controlled burns, and create a patchy landscape, then even with climate change,” there’s a chance to save the forest, Kennedy said.

    That’s the equivalent of treating the “natural forests” as some sort of agricultural resource. It’s tree farming.

    You can’t do that!

    • juris imprudent

      Oh holy and noble Indigenous people – who lived in harmony with nature, that we, modern man have corrupted. Dig up Rousseau’s corpse and shove it up your ass.

  52. Ownbestenemy

    Mojeaux brought up Ted Lasso. Wife and I thought it was funny. Another of there shows we laughed with is Mythic Quest.

  53. Sensei

    My wife just let me know this gem was in the infrastructure catch all pork festival.

    And last week the U.S. House passed the INVEST in America Act, the $715 billion infrastructure bill, which includes the HALT Act provisions. The technology-neutral rule-making could mean that soon all new vehicles will have:

    • Driving-performance-monitoring systems that monitor vehicle movement, such as lane departure warning and attention assist.

    • Driver-monitoring systems that monitor the driver’s head and eyes, typically with a camera or sensors.

    • Alcohol-detection systems that use sensors to determine whether a driver is drunk and then prevent the vehicle from moving.

    Supporters say the technology is already here in new cars, and as it involves little more than software tweaks it will be cost-neutral when it comes to dollars. When it comes to lives, Luján says, “The Insurance Institute of Highway Safety found that more than 9,400 drunk driving deaths could be prevented each year if drunk-driving prevention technology is made standard on every new vehicle.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Gonna laugh when Uber/Lyft vehicles can’t move cause of the passenger(s) alcohol stench is overwhelming the sensors.

    • waffles

      This is horrible. Our safety culture is monstrously evil.

      • juris imprudent

        It has NOTHING to do with safety and everything to do with CONTROL.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Thanks for vindicating my decision to rebuild my old car.

    • SDF-7

      Oh for the love of God… yet another reason to keep my 2003 Chevy working. None of this nanny crap, though I’m sure the auto insurance state-enforced monopoly will keep trying to get me to “volunteer” for tracking-via-cell-phone and not having this data trail.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        ACA neuvo: Automotive Care Act requires insurance companies to require its clients to GPS track and keep a year’s data on file for NHTSA and LEO agencies as needed coming to a formal liberal republic near you.

      • Don Escaped Texas

        also the Punk His Junk Act forces you to crush your 2003 Chevy for a $382 debit good at the home center store of your choice

        a real kick in the nuts

  54. Don Escaped Texas

    Bottas: why would you wreck a billion dollar car when your main guy is already the best, is on the pole, has the best car, and the course is notoriously difficult to pass at?

    Cubs: suddenly I don’t watch baseball any more, but as a fourth generation STL fan I must say that I liked the Cubs as a cousin rival and hates seeing most of those moves.

    • SDF-7

      I don’t honestly think he did it on purpose (sorry Sloopy). He clearly locked up (and given braking on the inters on that first corner was a bit of guess work, especially with the hubbub ahead), and knowing all the angles for what Norris would do after he slammed into him in order to take out the Red Bulls seems unlikely. Plus — if you’re going to take out the Red Bulls, you aim for Max first, not Perez — he’s certainly not as lousy as Albon, but he’s not the threat to Merc this season.

      Plus, with the cost cap crap this season, throwing the team’s finances into a tizzy rebuilding his car with Wolff already looking at Russel isn’t in Bottas’s self interest at all, I highly doubt that it was a team order after all.

    • Ed Wuncler

      As a White Sox fan, despite hating the Cubs even I was taken aback by the sudden fire sale. Granted we got something out of it but still, it was bonkers.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    And last week the U.S. House passed the INVEST in America Act, the $715 billion infrastructure bill, which includes the HALT Act provisions. The technology-neutral rule-making could mean that soon all new vehicles will have:

    Soon we will perfect society.

    Praise SCIENCE!

  56. Tres Cool

    I have the radio on while I make supper. I know I dont like Brian Killmeade. But I cant articulate why.

    Hannity lite ?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Statist to the core

      That, and his eyes are too close together.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Thick as a brick douchebag so, yeah, Hannity lite.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Suck that thumb, good and hard

    After more than 18 months of a pandemic, with 1 of every 545 Americans already killed by COVID-19, a substantial chunk of the population continues to assert their own individual liberties over the common good.

    This great divide — spilling into workplaces, schools, supermarkets and voting booths — has split the nation at a historic juncture when partisan factionalism and social media already are achieving similar ends.

    It is a phenomenon that perplexes sociologists, legal scholars, public health experts and philosophers, causing them to wonder:

    At what point should individual rights yield to the public interest? If coronavirus kills 1 in 100, will that be enough to change some minds? Or 1 in 10?

    Today, millions of U.S. residents shun vaccines that have proven highly effective, and resist masks that ward off infection, fiercely opposing government restrictions.

    Others clamor for regulation, arguing that those who take no precautions are violating their rights – threatening the freedom to live of everyone they expose.

    The horror.

    The HORROR.

    “1 of every 545 Americans already killed by COVID-19”

    SRSLY?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *Adds Clare to The List*

    • SDF-7

      Citation most definitely f-ing needed. Died with COVID-19? Maybe. Killed by — there’s a big trust issue there caused by all the folks caught fudging the numbers over the past 1.5 years.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It was an effective way to crush debate, transparency and trust by muddling the numbers. People taking a rational route are boxed out of the conversation and all that is left is the rabid either/or crowd and that was used as an effective tool.

      • rhywun

        See also: “asymptomatic spread”.

    • Sensei

      If you do nonsensical math you can actually get there.

      US Covide Deaths per top Google hit 610k
      US Population 330M

      = 0.001848485

      1/545 = 0.001834862

      It’s BS for a number of reasons, but one of my favorites is if somebody got hit by a bus, but had a positive COVID test that was counted as a COVID death.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Even with the fudging cases/deaths and cherry-picking data, they still can’t make their numbers stand up to any scrutiny whatsoever.

        Hmm, things that make you go.

      • Sensei

        The thing with those deaths is that a not insignificant percentage would have died from something else even if COVID didn’t exist.

        There is a reason why people specialize in various statistical math specialities across fields and industries.

        But this is the way that folks lie with statistics.

    • Rebel Scum

      a substantial chunk of the population continues to assert their own individual liberties over the common good

      That’s kindof the point of individual liberty…you commie cunte.

      At what point should individual rights yield to the public interest?

      Never. See the BoR.

      millions of U.S. residents shun vaccines that have proven highly effective

      Assumes facts not in evidence. And there is only one jab that is technically a “vaccine”.

      arguing that those who take no precautions are violating their rights

      If the vax works, then who’s rights are threatened?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      ” ward off infection” And there it is, a Religion…..

  58. The Late P Brooks

    In an online dialogue about the friction between liberty and the greater good, Clare Palmer, a philosophy professor at Texas A&M University, agreed that exercising a freedom to go mask-less creates “catastrophic threats to the well-being of others.

    “How much should government constrain citizens’ otherwise-rightful activities to lower the risk?” she asked. “We may be entering a period… when countries will need to reassess their willingness to use the law to protect the most vulnerable and to advance the common good.”

    Don’t worry. We only want the GOOD kind of totalitarianism.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s only because they think they will be in charge. Philosopher Kings, one and all.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Tipton co-authored the book “The Good Society,” describing how America’s institutions have fallen from grace. He is among many who trace this viral distrust a half-century back to President Ronald Reagan’s quote: “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

    A good bogeyman never goes out of style.

    • Ownbestenemy

      He is among many who trace this viral distrust a half-century back to President Ronald Reagan’s….

      I believe that distrust is a bit deeper and longer than that.

      • Plinker762

        Trust no one over 30!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Reagan’s quote reflects a sentiment that had long been in place already and we need more of that.

      • juris imprudent

        Yes, it isn’t that those words resonated for a reason; it was all just fabrication of those who refuse to worship the power of the dark side, er I mean state, the power of the state.

      • Ownbestenemy

        My HS history teacher was a Reaganite through and through. However, he made sure to teach us not to trust the power of the state. He was a rare teacher.

  60. Rebel Scum

    A fascist is as a fascist does.

    In a shocking experiment, random beachgoers in San Diego, California are asked if they’ll sign a petition supporting the arrest and detention of all unvaccinated adults until they agree to take the COVID-19 vaccine.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    But, in the absence of authority or fortitude to impose public health policies, federal leaders have largely deferred to state and local government. The result: a bewildering and inconsistent panoply of policies that vary from one jurisdiction to the next, and may change overnight.

    “There’s just been such tremendous inconsistency in communications about this,” said Corey Basch, chair of the public health department at William Paterson University in New Jersey. “I can understand why there are pockets of the population who really don’t want this mandated, and (they) feel distrust.”

    We need an iron-fisted dictator in these difficult times.

    Otherwise, those bad people out there will not do what I think they should.

  62. OBJ FRANKELSON

    맥주 한 잔 주세요. 빨리!

  63. The Late P Brooks

    if somebody got hit by a bus, but had a positive COVID test that was counted as a COVID death.

    If he had not had impaired respiratory function from the plague, he could have outrun the bus.

    Fact check: True.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    That USA Toady article is an impressive chunk of high grade refined derp.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just more prep work laying the ethical foundation for holding people down and shooting them up if they think it’s needed. Remember, when Huxley fails you get Orwell.

  65. Raven Nation

    Re: the idea people will get red-pilled or white-pilled or whatever and change their minds on the way politics works. Some sobering thoughts from KMW in the latest edition of TOS’s magazine:

    “There is a temptation among certain types of ideologues—I count myself among them—to assume that once things get bad enough, the political classes or the general public will have a collective eureka moment, at which point everyone adopts the ideologue’s worldview, policy prescriptions, and cultural preferences.

    The appeal of this notion is obvious. Perhaps the suffering imposed by our messy politics will be worth it, we think, if it means triumph in the end…

    …All of these are stories of darkness and danger, and they do not signal a new morning. This has been a year of heightened contradictions, but things are not going as Marx predicted and Lenin urged. Pushing a broken system to its limits doesn’t fix the problems; it exacerbates them and entrenches them.

    A variant of the “darkest before the dawn” theory is the idea that when a party is voted out, its leaders will go into the wilderness and emerge enlightened. Again, the person floating this theory typically believes that enlightenment will take the form of agreeing with his own views.

    This does not seem to happen very often, if ever, in real life. When things are worse, or perceived as worse, people grow less tolerant, less empathetic, less open to compromise, and they offer each other less leeway. A sense of scarcity or impending scarcity fosters a zero-sum mindset.”

    Full piece here: https://reason.com/2021/07/06/darkness-at-dawn/

    • waffles

      This stuff, like wizzleteats above, makes me the of the “if there is hope it lies in the proles” line.

    • PieInTheSky

      Don’t worry, things will soon get worse.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    Prior to the Reagan Presidency, Americans uniformly loved and trusted the government, but they are such a bunch of empty-headed dupes all it took was nine words to send the nation careening toward anarchy and ruination.

    • Don Escaped Texas

      I don’t think you’re giving Nixon enough credit

  67. OBJ FRANKELSON

    The Republic was nice while it lasted.

    At least we will get gladiator fights and public baths in the imperial period.

    • Rat on a train

      I already have my “I’m not vaccinated” card and holder.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    A variant of the “darkest before the dawn” theory is the idea that when a party is voted out, its leaders will go into the wilderness and emerge enlightened. Again, the person floating this theory typically believes that enlightenment will take the form of agreeing with his own views.

    This does not seem to happen very often, if ever, in real life. When things are worse, or perceived as worse, people grow less tolerant, less empathetic, less open to compromise, and they offer each other less leeway. A sense of scarcity or impending scarcity fosters a zero-sum mindset.”

    That’s surprisingly rational, considering the source.

    I agree. People will retreat into their core defensive posture rather than consider alternatives.

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Pamela Hieronymi, a UCLA professor who specializes in moral philosophy, said COVID-19 has revealed the “trickiness of freedoms” She described various schools of ethical thought, noting that If someone asked four philosophy professors whether vaccines and masks should be mandated there likely would be four different answers.

    Then she mentioned a book – “Assholes: A Theory” – by colleague Aaron James, which argues that American culture is producing a swarm of annoying, self-righteous people who behave as if they are so special that normal rules do not apply.

    More than a lack of civility, Hieronymi said, “We’ve lost sight of the common good.”

    Also assholes who believe they are so special the entire universe should defer to their paranoia and hypochondria.

    • PieInTheSky

      the more we loose sight of common goo the better

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And if 51% decide it’s for the common good that she should be burnt at the stake?

      Actually, I might be on board with that. Where do I vote?

      • Sensei

        I was thinking more along the lines of confiscating all her assets and putting her and possibly her family in a “work” camp for the benefit of the rest of us.

        Wouldn’t that lead to a “greater good” for the rest of the US? We’d all be incrementally better off albeit at her expense.

      • Ed Wuncler

        The worst atrocities in history has been done under the guise of the common good.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Brother in-law’s family would agree…being Japanese decent and living on the west coast 80 some odd years ago.

    • Ed Wuncler

      “We’ve lost sight of the common good.”

      Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

      People shouldn’t have to give up their freedoms to make other’s feel comfortable.

    • R C Dean

      American culture is producing a swarm of annoying, self-righteous people who behave as if they are so special that normal rules do not apply.

      Indeed. Although I suspect we have different ideas about who the annoying, self-righteous people are.

    • rhywun

      The left goes totalitarian and gaslights the rest of the country into thinking they’re the ones who’ve changed.

  70. The Late P Brooks

    Just more prep work laying the ethical foundation for holding people down and shooting them up if they think it’s needed. Remember, when Huxley fails you get Orwell.

    The Constitution may have made sense, in its time, but society has evolved.

    FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

  71. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I don’t know how you can call yourself a “communications professional” and not know how to create an accessible Word doc, and import that into an accessible PDF. I think it would be part & parcel of a “profession” to know how to use the tools of that “profession”.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I got a word doc the other day for an equipment survey that was created using the picture tools. No way to input anything digitally. Needless to say they will not be getting information from me.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        This document I got was a hot mess. No headings or paragraphs assigned to the text, graphs inserted as images when they should be embedded from the data source (Excel, whatever). It looked like something from someone who has literally never used Word before. If you’re a fucking “communicator” in the USG, you need to know about ACCESSIBILITY. For fuck’s sake. How could you not know that? It’s, like, Communications 101.

        Now I have to spend an hour explaining to a “communications professional” how to do his fucking job.

    • R C Dean

      If we’re doing pet peeves, howsabout people who use Excel to create lists?

      My rule: if its not doing math, you shouldn’t use a spreadsheet.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I don’t fully agree with that because sometimes people don’t have access to the proper tools and they improvise.

      • R C Dean

        They all have access to Word. In fact, I wonder if anyone, anywhere, has access to Excel but not Word.

      • rhywun

        Does sorting count as math? Because I use Excel to makes lists all the time when I need to sort on various columns.

      • R C Dean

        You can sort in a Word table, too.

      • rhywun

        Huh, interesting. I’ve never had need of that but I’ll try it sometime.

      • waffles

        I think tables are better in excel, then pasted into word. I like having the ability to do fun table operations and index(match())

  72. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, back on the plantation

    The winner of a special House election in northeast Ohio is almost certain to be one of two Black women. But the Congressional Black Caucus is intervening with an unusual goal: playing favorites between them.

    Shontel Brown — the chosen candidate of the caucus — would honor “the rich history” of the group, not be someone who fights against it while “trying to make a name for themselves,” CBC Chairwoman Joyce Beatty (D-Ohio) said while campaigning in the district Saturday with other top Black lawmakers. Brown wouldn’t be “a single solitary know-it-all,” said Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.). She wouldn’t “come in and try to break up that unity,” Rep. Gregory Meeks (D-N.Y.) added. She demonstrates “basic, good respect,” House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn (D-S.C.) concluded.

    Left unsaid but implied with all the subtlety of a fire alarm: Nina Turner, Brown’s opponent in Tuesday’s Democratic primary, would be her opposite.

    Turner earned the ire of senior CBC members by, among other things, comparing voting for Joe Biden to eating a bowl of excrement and saying that Clyburn hasn’t gone far enough to cash in on his early endorsement of the president to get policy wins.

    Somebody needs a whippin”.

    • creech

      “Ize the overseeah and Ize gets to decide who gets to be congressperson.”

  73. The Late P Brooks

    While Brown, the chair of the Cuyahoga County Democratic Party, has the backing of nearly every senior member of the CBC, Turner has been endorsed by the biggest progressive names in Washington, including Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.). In a perfect split screen, the CBC leaders stumped in the district the same weekend that Sanders appeared for Turner.

    “My record in public life is one that is singularly focused on the issues, and more importantly, the people the Caucus was created to serve,” Turner said of the CBC’s involvement in the race. “However, people are free to jump in and endorse anyone they want. I don’t begrudge them for that. This is not a monarchy. I don’t own any seat that I’ve ever had.”

    In some ways, this primary is another iteration of a feud between liberal insurgents and longtime Black lawmakers that has been brewing for years. It grew particularly contentious in 2020 when Justice Democrats, a progressive group known for targeting incumbents, backed challengers to Beatty and Rep. Lacy Clay, a son of a founding member of the CBC.

    At least she’s not a Republikkkin.

    • R C Dean

      Rep. Lacy Clay, a son of a founding member of the CBC

      I’d support a Constitutional amendment barring the immediate family of any elected federal official from elected or appointed office, for life.

  74. The Late P Brooks

    If we’re doing pet peeves, howsabout people who use Excel to create lists?

    My guess is they do that for the quick and dirty column format.

    • R C Dean

      Undoubtedly. Those three mouseclicks they save are critical to their efficiency.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Using Excel as a database makes my eye twitch. I mean, Access is a PITA but still.

      • rhywun

        Importing the contents of Excel documents into a database is a core part of my job.

        Ask me how I feel about that.

        We have a tool that abstracts most of the pain away but still. My favorite moment was discovering that the process can be broken if you changed your computer’s date formatting from the Windows default.

      • waffles

        There are ways around it but date formatting was easily the biggest headache of mine whenever I had to do anything with time series data.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I rewrote that section to handle dates in any format. Some idiot converted it to a string first.

      • Rat on a train

        I ran into problems with data from systems that mandated a valid value for fields that could be unknown. I had to deal with data streams where most people had 11 November as their date of birth or half the population was born on the 1st of the month. At least all the people named FNU MNU LNU were easy to clean up.

      • Rat on a train

        I did some work automating parsing spreadsheets for incorporation into a database. It was a daily report that they couldn’t keep stable. They regularly changed column names and order, cell formats, and the like. When we complained, they asked why it was a problem since a human can read it.

      • slumbrew

        All of those solutions make me wince.

        My PM is “all Excel, all the time” kinda guy. After 10+ years working together, I still have to explain how I can’t just “give him a CSV” of some relational data – there is no sane option to express one-to-many or many-to-many relationships in a CSV. Still doesn’t stop him (“enjoy your variable number of columns”).