Monday Morning Links

by | Aug 9, 2021 | Daily Links | 562 comments

Everybody loved this guy.

Messi is officially off to Paris. Peyton is in the Hall Of Fame. The USA won the most olympic medals, and some Chinese media talking heads learned a valuable lesson in when to start chanting “Scoreboard! Scoreboard!”. Bobby Bowden has passed away. And that’s the abbreviated sports section for today.

Yes, you.

Big birthdays today are composer Johann Michael Bach (never heard any of his stuff), Italian scientist Amedeo Avogadro, Mexican revolutionary and president Vicente Guerrero, dentist who first used ether William Morton, catcher Ralph Houk, basketball great Bob Cousy, acting great Robert Shaw, tennis legend Rod Laver, pitcher Paul Lindblad, boxer Ken Norton, actor Sam Elliott, actress Melanie Griffith, singer and human vacuum Whitney Houston, hockey player Brett Hull, football great Deion Sanders, actor Eric Bana, and adorable actress Anna Kendrick.

Right-o, now on to…the links!

Rights? What rights?

You do not, in fact, have a right to a speedy and public trial. At least you don’t if your name is R Kelly. Oh, and you’ve got to rot in a cell for two years before you even get to trial, apparently.  Listen, dude is a creep. But everybody has rights.

We’re all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!! Well, that’s true, I suppose.  But these people need to go back to what the UN does best: setting up rape gangs for their cronies in third world countries.

But these people fleeing an actual oppressive shithole regime aren’t welcome. Maybe if they voted the right way once they got here, they would be, right Psaki?

Like rats from a sinking ship. OK, I was wrong about him resigning over the weekend, but I think its inevitable now. He’s toast either by resigning or by impeachment.

The party was electric!

“They’re not like you rubes. They’re better than you.” At least this asshole is honest about how she feels.  Also, she and the partygoers are generally a bunch of fucking hypocrites. And that, not the party itself, is what’s pissed so many people off.

Chicago is mourning the murder of one, and possibly two, cops. And what does the mayor say? Well, seeing as she’s an idiot, she blames the inanimate object.

::SMDH:: Women drivers. Luckily nobody was hurt by this menace. Not even herself.

Yes. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! They can’t stay away from their jobs forever. Or can they? I hear Portugal is nice this time of year.

Here’s a classic. Go enjoy it.

And get your week off to a great start, friends!

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562 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    OK, I was wrong about him resigning over the weekend, but I think its inevitable now. He’s toast either by resigning or by impeachment.

    They’ll end up having to physically drag him from the office. He’s too spoiled to go quietly.

    • sloopyinca

      They will, now that it’s politically expedient.

    • waffles

      Cuomo dragged kicking and screaming out of office is proof we live in the best of all possible worlds.

      • WTF

        I’ll believe it when it actually happens. Governor blackface managed to hang on.

      • UnCivilServant

        Had the long knives within the party come out for him? I don’t recall

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In his case, I think the party told him they would save him, but he was going to do everything they wanted, no questions asked.

      • Rat on a train

        They came out. Then they realized the next in line was Lieutenant Governor MeToo (D). He was added to the calls to resign. Then they realized next was Attorney General Blackface (D). Then the pressure melted away because next was Speaker of the House of Delegates (R).

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We really do have some shitty pols in Virginia.

      • juris imprudent

        We really do have some shitty pols. in Virginia.

        FTFY

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        The difference between the two is the will be a D in NY if Cuomo is pulled. Not so much in VA.

        All this only matters if they hold on to power.

      • Rat on a train

        Virginia will likely get McAweful the Clinton Crime Inc veteran.

      • rhywun

        I hope he takes down all his crooked pals on his way out.

        But I still think it’s more likely he will get any impeachment effort dragged out long enough for him to win his next election in a landslide.

      • AlexinCT

        As Blagojivich why he didn’t do that despite the fact that they sent him to prison and fucked him in the ass when he had been doing Obama’s dirty work for em….

        Crime syndicate, yo…

        They will Clinton his ass.

      • Rat on a train

        Maybe if Coumo is impeached, he could pull a Leandra English and show up claiming to still be Governor for months.

    • Suthenboy

      The hospital where I worked had a CEO that was fired. He refused to leave. When he finally did leave it was in handcuffs with a police escort. The hospital at that time was the size of a small town and when he left you could hear a huge collective sigh of relief.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Who’s gaslighting whom, now?

      • rhywun

        +1 Aretha

  3. Ghostpatzer

    ‘Spooked’ woman drives off California cliff after stranger opens car door

    BWAHAHAHA. I love California!

  4. waffles

    Climate change articles showing pictures of wildfires are so hilariously over-the-top disingenuous. Fuck it, burn everything. Good morning! I saw a localesque band, Catbite yesterday at my hyper local free music festival. It was fun. Spread across the event there are tens of thousands there at any given time. Probably going to see 1-1.5 million visitors over the 10 days. Outdoors and 95%+ unmasked. I was walking across a pedestrian bridge and laughed a bit watching a young man with a mask on stop to put on another mask. It was 86 degrees and decently humid. Sheesh. Consistent with most other observations, the younger people are more likely to mask than older. No gen X or boomers wore masks. Some millennials, and slightly more zoomers. It’s weird seeing parents out with their zoomer kids and the kids are masked. The kids are not all right.

    Live music is still cool and good.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Before I even clicked I was thinking, I bet there is a CA wildfire photo.

      • AlexinCT

        The argument being made is that forest fires don’t happen because California abandoned basic forest management and let things grow wild, yo! They happen because of CLIMATE CHANGE!!

        /morons

      • blackjack

        It’s literally illegal to spend money maintaining power transmission lines here. All of these fire are caused by down power lines. Then, they mandate a certain amount of power come from “renewable” and we’ll never reach the numbers they insist on, so they adjust the rule to exclude imported power from other states. Now, there’s even more power coming across long distance power lines which run right through the middle of the fucking forest. On hundred year old power poles that haven’t been looked at by a human in over two decades.

    • Necron 99

      I agree, went to see Cheap Trick this weekend and the Boomers and X’ers were less masked than the Millennials and Z’s. Guess it’s true, mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright, but their kids are a little weird.

      Live music is good.

  5. Shpip

    Gov. Greg Abbott did what he said he would do, and called for another special session on Thursday.

    There’s an old saying among investment types: “The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.”

    Addendum for Texas dems: The legislature can stay in session longer than you can stay on the run.

    Still wondering: if the DNC or whomever is footing the bill for the wayward lawmakers’ living expenses while they’re in DC or Europe, does the IRS consider that income for tax purposes?

    • juris imprudent

      He did suspend their pay, right? That probably doesn’t matter all that much as they aren’t full-time.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Cuba is seeing a surge in unauthorized migration to the United States, fueled by an economic crisis exacerbated by the pandemic, increased U.S. sanctions and cutbacks in aid from its also-crisis-wracked Venezuelan ally. That has led to shortages in many goods and a series of protests that shook the island on July 11.

    Those people are crazy, turning their backs on Paradise.

    • sloopyinca

      It only we’d stop our embargo, those stupid fucks would be in socialist heaven!
      -the media and Democrats

      • Ozymandias

        It’s always absolutely grating for me to listen to some tankie explaining how it’s the US’ actions (i.e. a trade embargo) that is causing the failure of the poor socialist shithole in __________. And they can’t even hear themselves – they can’t even consider the implications of that statement – that country X is a welfare state if it’s economy falls apart because it doesn’t have trade with the US. Never, ever have I seen someone called out by the media on what is facially an idiotic statement. It gets repeated by politicians breathlessly (as if it’s somehow proof of the US’ fault!), reported mindlessly by the Media, and swallowed by the tankies and the morons.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

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  7. Drake

    “Speedy Trial”?

    There are people who have been in solitary confinement for 7 months in DC awaiting their trespassing trials. And no, members of Congress can’t visit or inquire about their welfare.

    • Rat on a train

      That is for the safety of the members of Congress. Those insurrectionists would kill them. It is known.

    • sloopyinca

      I’ve remarked on how evil that is more than a few times here.
      The court system is using covid as an excuse for Kelly, and the judge in DC is declaring those people guilty before trial in order to punish them.
      The entire justice system has become a joke.

      • WTF

        And the real problem is that at least half the country is just fine with it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We’re officially living in a police state.

      • Drake

        During the Cold War we didn’t have political prisoners because that’s what the commie bad guys did.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yep. We’ve become what we said we weren’t.

        Putin must be laughing his ass off.

      • Drake

        When he isn’t laughing at the geriatric con-man dementia patient we supposedly elected President.

      • sloopyinca

        Eh, we had the McCarthy hearings and literally blacklisted anyone suspected of having communist sympathies.
        Our government’s hands aren’t exactly squeaky clean when it comes to not punishing political foes.

      • blackjack

        In fairness to McCarthy, there actually was a communist plot and it’s reaching the end stages now. Not that it excuses the shitty manner in which those hearings/purges were conducted.

      • juris imprudent

        No, and I’m really fucking sick of suckers for the international communist conspiracy as described the Prophet Gramsci. There is no plot just like there is no right side of history. There are factions of humans competing for power – that’s a given. But not all that is wrong in the world is the result of some fucking plot. This is the same fallacy that drives the believers in climate change – just different villains.

        Our decadence is not the result of some foreign evil. We’ve largely done this to ourselves. Deal with that.

      • blackjack

        All one has to do is look at modern academia and it’s clear that they are plotting to implement communism. The media, the schools, the unions, and one of the two major political parties are all working together to lie, cheat and scam the less informed into allowing them to convert us into a communist system. It really doesn’t even seem debatable.

      • juris imprudent

        As far as I can see modern academics can’t even run a university let alone plot the demise of western civilization.

        This society has created a willing and obedient slurry to feed into that factory and enabled it to be in loco parentis. Absolves us of our own parental responsibility. After all, we might have to face up to our own failure – and who wants to do that?

      • AlexinCT

        As far as I can see modern academics can’t even run a university let alone plot the demise of western civilization.

        Why the fuck do you think they want communism? They believe it is a system where they can not just avoid accountability, but punish the people that are successful and make money in the private sector while their genius is underappreciated by a world that doesn’t see their brilliance….

      • juris imprudent

        You really shouldn’t equate lust for power with communism. The former is an absolute constant in humanity, the latter was a passing fad.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        There is no plot just like there is no right side of history. There are factions of humans competing for power – that’s a given. But not all that is wrong in the world is the result of some fucking plot.

        I’m in the middle on this one. Is there some illuminati style top-down conspiracy? No. Is there widespread coordination between groups to align with a central push to accumulate power for people pushing a noxious set of views mostly overlapping with Marx? Absolutely. I’ve gotten a few short glimpses under the hood of that conglomeration and it’s scary as hell. You don’t need everybody to be in on it to guide a large number of groups in a certain direction. In fact, the more implanted you are in a culture, the less control you actually need to exert in your own rank and file.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        there is no right side of history

        IMO, this is exactly what cultural Marxism wants you to believe. They want their useful idiots to emote their way to a feeling of moral superiority. They want their demoralized opponents to embrace just this sort of nihilism. You can’t effectively address the evils of Marxism/fascism/totalitarianism from a foundation of “I don’t like your way of governance because it doesn’t make me feel good.”

      • juris imprudent

        So the ironic thing is, just as the institutions are captured by a corrupt elite, they lose all credibility. Now for all the screaming and stamping of feet – that isn’t how they re-establish any degree of credibility; shorn of credibility, the institution teeters on the brink of irrelevance. I think that’s kind of lovely, except of course that when the institutions crash it is going to be very messy until new institutions arise that can operate with requisite credibility.

      • Night Watchman

        If they’re all working towards the same goal, does it really matter whether they’re actively coordinating their efforts?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Blacklists were from the HUAC hearings several years before McCarthy. The Hollywood commies can suck it. Useful idiots or intentional fifth columnists.

      • Rebel Scum

        This is what democracy a police state looks like!

        Of course, it is also what a Democracy looks like.

  8. Ghostpatzer

    The main bills the Texas Democrats are against would add new identification requirements for mail-in voting, ban or restrict many early voting options, and create new criminal penalties for breaking the election code while empowering partisan poll watchers.

    Just amend the bill to include a proof-of-vaccination requirement. They’ll come back in a heartbeat.

    • Festus

      I don’t get what’s so fucking hard about this. Up here, everyone has government issued ID. You go to the polling place, some old dear checks to make sure who you are, crosses your name off the list and hands you a paper ballot. Normally takes less than ten minutes.

      • rhywun

        everyone has government issued ID

        Same here.

        The whole “black people are too stupid to obtain one” thing is a lie aimed at gullible wypipo.

      • juris imprudent

        You have to wonder why more black people aren’t pissed off at being described that way.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Normally takes less than ten one minutes.

        At least, everywhere I’ve voted in Canada.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Turns out the most “vaccine hesitant” groups include PhDs. I wonder if that’s because they know how much bullshit gets pumped out of the academic system. Or maybe it’s because they can read a scientific paper and recognize that the media can’t and the authorities lie.

    https://www.upmc.com/media/news/072621-king-mejia-vaccine-hesitancy

    • sloopyinca

      The researchers partnered with the Delphi Group at CMU, which runs an ongoing national COVID-19 survey in collaboration with the Facebook Data for Good group.

      Data is not for good or for bad. It’s merely data. It can be used for good or bad. So I’d be hesitant to trust a group whose name implies they’re seeking out preconceived results. Also, I’d distrust anything from FB based on their track record of being absolute shit.

    • Festus

      Probably for the same reason that so many here are hesitant or outright rebellious. Glibs are smarter than the average bear.

      • Festus

        Well, maybe not me but you get the gist.

      • Suthenboy

        Look around. It is a low bar.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        It is, nevertheless, a bar. Gimme a double!

      • Bobarian LMD

        So low you need a metal detector and a shovel to find it.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I push back on the implication that PhDs are broadly more intelligent than the masses. The PhDs I’ve encountered are 1) not that smart, but so damned proud of their humanities PhD and the power it bestows on them to dictate social interaction; 2) savants who don’t seem to understand that their expertise has subject matter bounds; or 3) humble folks who understand that a PhD doesn’t confer moral superiority over the proles.

        Disturbingly few are in group 3.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Nothing short of a global communist dictatorship will save us

    The climate crisis is as much a rural problem as an urban one. It is both economic and human, domestic and international. This means transformation is required at every level of society: individuals, employers, institutions and international partners will need to work together to understand the trade-offs, agree compromises and seize opportunities. And just as scientists are pooling insights from diverse fields of expertise, policymakers will need to work in new ways, sharing ideas across disciplines to plot a clear path from here to net zero. This is a whole systems challenge. Tackling it will require a systemic approach.

    Big Ideas require a big hammer and sickle. We cannot permit deviation from the Plan.

    • sloopyinca

      Net zero?
      Lol, these fuckheads live in a fantasy world.

      • WTF

        China laughs.

    • rhywun

      Tackling it will require a systemic approach.

      I’m sure the five-year-plan has already been written.

    • Fourscore

      “individuals, employers, institutions and international partners will need to work together”

      said no one that ever tried to work with me

    • Lord Humungus

      ::Shouts:: “WE DON’T CARE”

  11. rhywun

    Messi is officially off to Paris.

    Because of course he is.

    I’m baffled that PSG hasn’t run afoul of FFP given the galaxy of superstars that pass through there.

    • sloopyinca

      They do the same thing Man City does: sign the players for less salary and then the ownership groups from the Middle East pay them massive endorsements that aren’t counted against FFP rules.

      • rhywun

        Ah, that makes sense. And explains why the salary quoted in this article was MUCH less than what was quoted in another article I saw as what he was going to command at Barça.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Huh, apparently Ligue 1 started already. Massive league.

      Messi, Ramos, Donnarumma, Wijnaldum all added for free this year.

    • Ted S.

      Meh, UEFA whitewashed Man City’s fiscal chicanery because EPL money.

  12. PieInTheSky

    We’re all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!! – what is dead can never die as old George said

    • PieInTheSky

      The sobering report found it “unequivocal that human influence has warmed the atmosphere, ocean and land.” – well this, plus the heatwave in Romania, changes everything. I now support wrecking the economy for something that can not really be validated.

      Climate change is changing Earth in ways that are “unprecedented” in thousands — and in some cases, hundreds of thousands — of years, according to a blistering report released by the United Nations on Monday. – good thing we have those 100k year old weather stations to know how things are changing

      The report also found that climate change is intensifying, occurring at an accelerated pace and is already affecting every region of the planet. – certainly where I live

      The IPCC, established in the late 1980s, consists of thousands of scientists across 195 member governments who pore over the most recent published and peer-reviewed research on global warming – I mean except the one that does not support the narrative

      • WTF

        unequivocal that human influence has warmed the atmosphere, ocean and land

        I eagerly await the proof showing that it’s not simply a natural warming cycle following the end of the Little ice Age.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yep. They’ll have to prove out, in excruciating detail, how humans contributing 4% of annual CO2 emissions, which is within normal annual variability, somehow causes this runaway heating scenario.

      • Festus

        Aren’t there like three volcanos burping and farting up a storm right now?

      • WTF

        Volcanic activity tends to result in cooling due to the particulates thrown into the atmosphere. The Mt. Pinatubo cooling was an example of this.

      • tripacer

        Shouldn’t wildfire smoke do the same thing?

      • Suthenboy

        “Climate change is changing Earth in ways that are “unprecedented”

        Complete, undiluted bullshit and easily disprovable.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s the problem with these fucking stupid smart people: they want excuses to cull the human race but lack the guts to admit they want everyone else killed or forced to live in caves so they never have to give up their standard of living.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    And-

    Working back from 2050, it is clear that reaching net zero requires a renewed emphasis on science and innovation. First, we need to assess the technologies already available, identify those we need at scale by the middle of the century and deploy them as fast as possible. Second, we need to rigorously monitor progress against intermediate targets to make sure we are on track. Third, we need to identify areas where practical answers don’t yet exist – where research and innovation is still required to answer specific challenges – and invest accordingly; done well, these investments can seed the industries of the future. Across all this, we need to think globally, ensuring climate innovations are affordable and that their benefits are shared equally.

    SCIENCE! will save us.

    Just as long as it doesn’t involve nuclear power generation. Or GMO foodstuffs.

    • WTF

      Throughout history humans have done better during warm periods. Why would we want to keep things cooler?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because they hate humans.

        Duh.

        It all adds up when you add that postulate in.

      • Tres Cool

        Well, they hate all humans that aren’t entitled like them.

      • Festus

        They hate all humans that aren’t them.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Speaking of global warming, I payed 70 americanis dollars for electricity last month. On non AC months it is 15. You Americans and your SUVs need to stop running up my electricity bill. Poor Romanians have to pay your profligacy

    • UnCivilServant

      Who’s subsidizing you? That’s damn cheap.

      • PieInTheSky

        In civilized places electricity is reasonably priced

      • UnCivilServant

        So someone is subsidizing you. Got it.

        Just tell me it’s not me. I pay for enough giveaways.

      • PieInTheSky

        oh you don’t even notice you account being drained we are that tricky

        an no electricity is not generally subsidised

      • Tres Cool

        Meh. In Jugsy’s absence (fat broads dont brook heat), I keep the thermostat @ 78º americanheit. Despite having an antiquated, wholly-inefficient a/c unit, and a poorly insulated 2X-wide, my bill last month was somewhere around $180. And I can guarantee its much warmer here than in Vapiresylvannia.

      • PieInTheSky

        nonsense we get two months of days with highs between 90 an d 100 sillydegrees you Americans don’t even know

        more problematic is when the lows are above 70 SD

      • Rat on a train

        The weather here in my part of Virginia will be in the 90s all week with high humidity. Richmond has a higher average summer high with higher humidity than Bucharest.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      70? That’s below my cheap months. 300 is what we pay in the summer. Granted, I’m locked into a provider, so I don’t get to shop by price.

      • rhywun

        It wouldn’t surprise at all if Romania is less corrupt in the power sector than the US.

      • hayeksplosives

        My bill for last month was $360.

        I like it cool.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        62$ no A/C

      • Rat on a train

        I normally range from about $90 to $180.

      • dbleagle

        Hawaii has one of the most pricey electric systems in the US. With no AC I was paying ~$200/month. Since I put up my solar system I pay the $26/month hook up fee even with AC etc.

        We are one of the few places in the US with a decent ROI for solar.

  15. Festus

    That girl from your music link is as cute as a button!

    • Festus

      Anna Kendrick, too.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    DeRosa was mentioned 187 times in the 168-page investigative report by Attorney General Letitia James into 11 sexual assault accusations against the three-term governor, which confirmed Cuomo has engaged in “unwanted groping, kissing, hugging and making inappropriate comments,” James said.

    The report describes how DeRosa — whom Cuomo himself reportedly affectionately referred to as one of his “mean girls” — took an active role in dismissing the accusations from current and former aides against the governor.

    I had no inkling of any such things. I’m Shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you.

    • WTF

      I hate Cuomo, but accusations are just accusations if there isn’t any evidence to back them up. I hope they will show us actual evidence that these accusations are true.

      • Festus

        FINGERBANG!

      • Festus

        Yup!

      • cyto

        Either way, it is clear to me that this is a political hit job by a corrupt and politically motivated attorney general.

        On one level… Don’t care. Dude should have been run out of town on a rail for murdering 15,000 people in nursing homes.

        On the other level… Watching how much crossover there is with politics and police/prosecution/judges and corrupt actors taking out political rivals is pretty disturbing.

  17. wdalasio

    OK, I was wrong about him resigning over the weekend, but I think its inevitable now. He’s toast either by resigning or by impeachment.

    I’m not so sure. Ralph Northam survived. And, while the charges against him weren’t as severe, he also didn’t have the level of influence Cuomo has managed to acquire over the decade he’s been in office.

    I think if Cuomo takes a “I’m not going down alone” stance (and what reason is there to think anything in his personality wouldn’t be inclined toward this), I think he can probably survive. He has a lot of knowledge of a lot of people’s shabby deals. He appointed a significant number of the judges who’re going to be part of his jury. And he’s not as friendless as one might think. His own brother has a cable news show and he’s not the only media figure Cuomo has a chummy relationship with. And a lot of the wheels that provide the graft for NY politics probably prefer Cuomo, as corrupt as he is, to the NYC true believer progressive alternative.

    • rhywun

      The only way he’s going down is if the machine wants it to happen. If the impeachment looks like it’s going nowhere fast in the next couple weeks, that will be a sign that he’s not going anywhere.

    • cyto

      I think he is smart to hang on.

      He was counting on R vs D to save him… But this is a DNC establishment hit job…. Probably at the direction of Team Harris clearing the field.

      That is something that could evaporate if facts on the ground change (like Harris screws the pooch and her supporters evaporate).

  18. Rebel Scum

    The sobering assessment also found that some changes that are already playing out, such as warming oceans and rising sea levels, are “irreversible for centuries to millennia.”

    It will change naturally as it always has.

    The sobering report found it “unequivocal that human influence has warmed the atmosphere, ocean and land.”

    If only saying it would make it so.

    The report also found that climate change is intensifying, occurring at an accelerated pace and is already affecting every region of the planet.

    That explains the lackluster Atlantic hurricane season we have seen so far this year…

    It’s estimated that human-caused climate change is responsible for approximately 1.1 degrees Celsius of warming since 1850-1900, the earliest period with reliable measurements of global surface temperatures, the authors wrote.

    *chuckles* Yeah, sure.

    • UnCivilServant

      What? No love for the end of the little ice age?

    • waffles

      Global warming is good, actually.

    • PieInTheSky

      lackluster Atlantic hurricane season – eh it aint even peak season yet

      • Swiss Servator

        Our alleged “experts” have been saying activity would be abnormally high this year – season opened June 1… still waiting for the parade of CAT5’s to land.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Has there been a single season in the last 20 years where they predicted a slow season? I feel like I’ve seen the same regurgitated article every year of my adult life.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’ll get it right one day, kind of like the Austrian economists and the predictions of hyper inflation.

      • robc

        Monetary inflation has been high for years (not hyper). Who cares about price inflation? No one knows how to measure it anyway.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m (mostly) joking but I think they have been a little bit alarmist on that to the unfortunate detriment of their credibility.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, you mean hurricanes. Just scrolling past, my mind went “Network cables?”

      • PieInTheSky

        still waiting for the parade of CAT5’s to land. – why do you hate Florida people?

      • robc

        Have you been to Florida?

      • PieInTheSky

        off course not silly I don’t have a visa

    • WTF

      I love how they claim “unequivocal” and then throw in “estimated”. If it’s unequivocal then you should be able to get an exact measurement, and back that measurement up with “unequivocal” proof.
      Otherwise it’s just a load of bullshit and speculation.

    • Lord Humungus

      OMG, not 1.1 degrees Celsius. Truly apocalypse times are upon us.

    • Festus

      So his head exploded?

    • Tres Cool

      Clearly the tanning bed only covered the torso.

      • UnCivilServant

        Actually, at these competitions, they paint the compeditors a uniform color so that the skin tone doesn’t interfere with the definition.

      • rhywun

        They cover themselves in brown oil. ?

    • PieInTheSky

      it looks like bodybuilders look on stage

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Cuomo departing the governor’s mansion in handcuffs with a bag over his head makes for a nice little fantasy, but I suspect he’ll run out the clock and decide not to run for re-election. It would be nice for him to spend more time with the family.

    • AlexinCT

      People like him have no willpower when it comes to giving up power…

      As others pointed out: he will be gone if the machine decided he must go (and they might have considering how many people he screwed over), because otherwise this is all Kabuki shit and he will in the end not only not leave, but the left will use that to tell you how good he is that he survived being canceled.

  20. limey

    Happy Nagasaki Day, Japanoglibs. Although in Japan I think that it’s already yesterday.

    • UnCivilServant

      Every time it comes up, I am reminded of back in college. The school handed out planners to incoming students. On certain calender days were no-context bits of trivia. Flipping through and seeing the line “Fat Man Destroys Nagasaki” made me think of a kaiju-type incident.

      • limey

        IIRC the devastation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were a big influence on the kaiju “genre”. Gojira was born out of a lizard embiggened after being exposed to radiation from a nookular test, member.

  21. PieInTheSky

    The most important question on #BookLoversDay: how do Brits organise their bookshelves?

    No organisation – 43%
    By genre – 23%
    By size – 21%
    Alphabetically, by author – 11%
    If read or not – 8%
    Alphabetically, by title – 3%
    By colour – 2%

    https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1424659504218705921

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      By cover model is the correct method.

      Fabio goes here and Sabatini goes here…..

    • limey

      Subject, broadly

    • Rat on a train

      Nobody gave “by wokeness”?

  22. Tres Cool

    week off to a great start? Im off tonight, so its kinda my Friday.
    Im off Wednesday night, so that’s my Saturday.

    Festus and l0b0t understand.

    • Festus

      Morning drinking FTW!

      • Tres Cool

        “Morning” ? I heard that line from Jugsy when I started overnights- “Tres, are you really drinking a beer @ 6:15 am?”

        “Hell yeah- 5 pm in my head.”

  23. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    Thanks for the lynx.

    I gotta say, Sturgis looks like a lot more fun than Obama’s bash. Not as ‘sophisticated’, but still. They think (know?) we are stupid.

    Great song! AI was an underrated band.

    Have a great day, peeps!

    • Festus

      You too, Friend.

    • limey

      Obama’s party would be an entirely predictable fly-on-wall: all covidian nonsense ignored because that’s just for the non-specials, fantastically unwoke things said “between friends” because that’s just for scolding the clingers and deplorables, and dad dancing.

      • Festus

        I could swear that I’ve read this comment before. *tin foil rustles in the breeze*

    • Suthenboy

      I am not a party guy but were I to attend I would only bring my Saiga to one of those.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I hate Cuomo, but accusations are just accusations if there isn’t any evidence to back them up. I hope they will show us actual evidence that these accusations are true.

    The very notion that these “recovered memories” of creepy hands can take him down, when his autocratic disdain for everyone else in the world and plain incompetence couldn’t, speaks not well of the state of the nation.

    • rhywun

      This. The man is probably the most crooked governor in history and has the biggest body count to boot.

  25. PieInTheSky

    A tourist has recorded the ninth alleged sighting of the Loch Ness Monster so far this year. One in seven Brits (14%) believe Nessie exists, with the figure rising to 24% among Scots

    https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1424649960692277254

    • Suthenboy

      One in seven…is STEVE SMITH one of them?

    • STEVE SMITH

      STEVE SMITH MISS NESSIE.

      HIM HAVE GOOD TIMES.

      • AlexinCT

        Is that SPACE SMITH in that saucer coming over to visit?

    • Urthona

      What’s funny is that the person who created the Loch Mess story admitted it’s a hoax and it’s not scientifically possible for a creature or that size to live in that small ecosystem.

  26. Tres Cool

    “…individuals, employers, institutions and international partners will need to work together to understand..”

    Well, fuck. We just need to work together.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I love how they claim “unequivocal” and then throw in “estimated”. If it’s unequivocal then you should be able to get an exact measurement, and back that measurement up with “unequivocal” proof.
    Otherwise it’s just a load of bullshit and speculation.

    See, also: masks

    Masks will save you. You must wear one.

    *We think, maybe, there is some sort of a beneficial effect to wearing them, possibly under certain highly nonspecific circumstances.

    • PieInTheSky

      I didn’t vote for him

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      There is a large portion of Twitter that simply seems to be people shitposting replies to the famous that they don’t like, thereby elevating their own status in the process.

      It really is a shithole.

      • limey

        Sociopaths. Can’t comprehend and explain the point if view of those they try to shout down and argue against. They can’t be reasoned with. It’s all just horrifically miserable bad faith harassment and goading. Twitter gives them a means to get some traction with this. Remember there is literally no way to reason with a sociopath. There are still too many people who naively try to engage them in good faith.

      • Sean

        I thought “Don’t read the replies.” was always implied on Twitter.

        Don’t read the replies.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, it’s “Don’t read Twitter”.

      • limey

        It loaded right under it. No scrolling required then it was too late.

    • limey

      Aaaarrrgh the comments.

      So freedom means spreading covid?

      It seriously like a society-wide Westboro Baptist Church at this point. You’ll need a lot more helicopters.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        There is also a photo of Rand receiving a vaccine 6 years ago that tries to DESTROY him.

      • limey

        ?‍♂️

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        So tediously stupid

      • waffles

        Society-wide Westboro Baptist has a certain ring to it. Anyone wearing a mask outside belongs to this cult.

      • Festus

        I’d add the masked youngsters driving around alone to that pile. Never enough forehead slaps.

    • DEG

      Excellent.

    • Count Potato

      If it wasn’t for British colonialism there wouldn’t be Jamaican curry.

      • UnCivilServant

        Now I want fried plantains.

        You bastard!

    • Festus

      I generally think of tandoori.

    • robc

      Hot take: Indian food is the worst asian cuisine.

      Probably not literally true, but of those with common American restaurants, it is easily the worst.

      Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese…all far superior.

      • Count Potato

        I like Japanese the best, but it’s $$$$

      • robc

        Yes, that too.

      • Rat on a train

        +1 unagi donburi
        Non-Americanized ramen and udon are also delicious.

      • Festus

        Too much cumin. Doesn’t agree with me.

      • limey

        *Beavis & Butt-head laugh*

      • EvilSheldon

        Eh. If we’re talking typical middle-american quality, I’d put Indian over Chinese and probably Korean. Not Vietnamese or Thai.

        But really good Indian food is *really* good. There’s this one Indian place down in Williamsburg that’s just amazing.

      • Suthenboy

        *Me, looking at Indian restaurant menu – sees ‘Cilantro everything’*

        “I’ll have a coke”

      • l0b0t

        The samosas from 5-Star Buffet in Long Island City, Queens are positively orgasmic. Then, you dip it the tamarind sauce… oh, baby, that tamarind sauce.

      • rhywun

        He’s probably never been to an IT department potluck lunch. Hot damn, their wives can cook.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not universally true.

        Every example of indian food I’ve had has been at best disappointing.

      • rhywun

        That’s too bad. There’s so much great Indian food here.

      • Sensei

        Oh heck yes. My office is close to “Curry Hill”.

        There was one place round the corner that I loved, that I’m sure COVID has closed. No set lunch menu, you walked in they asked vegetarian or not and after that you got what you got.

        Never had a bad meal there.

      • limey

        Bad Indian food is orders of magnitude worse than bad other Asian cuisines, in my experience, but good Indian food is up there with the best of ’em.

        “Indian” restaurants here in the UK are usually run by people of Bangladeshi, or Pakistani descent. That’s no reflection on the quality of the food, but I just thought I’d mention it. I recall only one genuinely Indian restaurant that was specifically Punjabi, although they did a few other dishes. That place was really good.

      • limey

        The exception to the rule is a Laksa that is literally just a bowl of coconut oil with the ingredients floating in it. Malaysian chefs weep in abject disappointment that someone would destroy the dish like that.

      • cyto

        I dated a lady from India once. Regional biases are huge with that crowd. Calling anything made by a Pakistani “Indian food” might get you punched in the throat.

        South Indian, north Indian, Kashmiri, Pakistani….. Don’t ever make the mistake of conflating them. They consider themselves more different than Irish and Chinese.

        It was fun, she was hot, and she made really good roti. But definitely somewhere in the wrong end of the hot/crazy matrix.

    • PieInTheSky

      Cancel hiss ass anyway, no point in taking chances

  28. Stinky Wizzleteats

    R. Kelly: What can be done to him can be done to me. More people need to realize that.

  29. Rebel Scum

    ‘This has really been overblown, they’re following all the safety precautions, people are going to sporting events that are bigger than this, this is going to be safe, this is a sophisticated, vaccinated crowd and this is just about optics it’s not about safety,’ Karni stated.

    Us and them.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Were they ALL vaccinated? Maybe but I highly doubt it but I wouldn’t give a damn if the people who are so shrill about condemning the unvaxed weren’t the ones giving this a complete pass.

    • WTF

      this is just about optics it’s not about safety

      So, she admits that the Covid “safety” bullshit is just theater?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yes

      • AlexinCT

        Anyone doubt that this was the problem from the getgo? The whole Kung Flu thing was politicized and people have chosen sides, not for logical reasons, but because of team, and team blue is not about to give up on the panic theatre after it allowed them to fortify an election and 2022 looks like without massive fortification it will fuck team blue in the ass so bad it will make them roadkill.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        people have chosen sides, not for logical reasons, but because of team,

        You really think that? Certainly the Left have gone all in on this because of the media and Fauci demanding it. But people who have chosen the other side have done so either because they oppose a mandate or are opposed to the vaccine itself. Both of the latter are logical reasons.

      • AlexinCT

        I disagree. One of the best arguments I have heard about why Ai is not that dangerous (or will be horrible dangerous) is that people, despite what they tell themselves, love to pretend they are being logical when reality is that they back into “logical reasons” for their opinions after some emotional trigger gets them, an ability that has been instrumental in allowing man to make incredible leaps in learning, and computers can’t do that. You may want to think people used logic to back into opposing the vaccine (but somehow not wanting it), I myself had the Kung Flu and was nearly entirely asymptomatic, but that is as illogical as it gets.

        I decided to take the vaccine, not because I feared the Kung Flu and certainly not because government demanded it or my team did or didn’t, but because my kid wanted to take it for personal reasons, despite the fact that he had had issues with vaccines before. I decided to go through it with him, a decision that was totally emotional, but in the end rationalized reason for me. It certainly was not because government or some guy playing doctor on TeeVee told me to do it, but my choice. In hindsight, and so far, it looks like it was the right choice FOR ME. I am worried about people that think they are the ones that knows what is best based on a decision that needs to be made by an individual for themselves.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I have no clue what you’re trying to say here. Not wanting to be required to take a vaccine is a logical position. There are many on the Right who chose to take vaccine but still don’t want it mandated.

        There are also those who are opposed to taking the vaccine, whether voluntary or not, because there are still many unknowns. That is also logical.

        Both of the above are about individuals making decisions for themselves. There is only one side that is trying to force a decision on everyone.

      • AlexinCT

        My point was that you made the statement that not wanting to take the vaccine was logical and the alternative was not. I pointed out humans think they are logical but are not. We make a decision, more often than not based on emotional things, then back into a logic argument for it. But more importantly, my point was that one could make a logical decision to take the vaccine as well, one that had absolutely nothing to do with being required to take it, despite the fact that the majority of people that took it took it because of politics.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        My point was that you made the statement that not wanting to take the vaccine was logical and the alternative was not.

        I am not saying they are opposed to others taking it.

        My point is that Side A wants everyone to get vaccines, either forcibly or coerced by removal of their jobs and access to basic goods. People on Side B do not want mandates. Some on Team B have had the vaccine but don’t want that decision forced on others and others oppose getting it themselves. I have not heard any call from Side B to restrict adults from getting the vaccine who want it.

      • AlexinCT

        People that DEMAND others do what they want are fucking idiots and evil…

  30. Swiss Servator

    “Italian scientist Amedeo Avogadro”

    He does number amongst the greats.

    • PieInTheSky

      Should have had a less fruity name

    • Tres Cool

      That’s why he’s significant to three places. Generally.

    • Ghostpatzer

      He is a constant reminder of HS Chemistry

    • Gustave Lytton

      Ok, who hacked Switzy’s account?

  31. juris imprudent

    So a good (and public) piece from Taibbi.

    When Cuomo meets his maker I seriously doubt more than a handful of these episodes will make the first draft of what assuredly will otherwise be a lengthy case for hell. Morally, almost none of it compares to the other things we already knew he’d done: deliberately undercounting rest-home Covid-19 deaths to head off a federal civil rights investigation, taking money from Harvey Weinstein’s lawyers before halting an investigation into the handling of Weinstein’s case, keeping a right-hand man who took hundreds of thousands in bribes, or any of a dozen other episodes reflecting calculated transgression as opposed to generalized, anachronistic horniness.

    This is about more than Cuomo, though he ties in very neatly, and the whole article seems quite appropriate given many of the comments (on more than one subject) this morning.

    • PieInTheSky

      When Cuomo meets his maker I seriously doubt more than a handful of these episodes will make the first draft of what assuredly will otherwise be a lengthy case for hell. – there are many versions of Chinese hell according to an old movie

  32. The Late P Brooks

    When Bennet first made her accusations, the Executive Chamber made “changes in staffing” so that “they would avoid situations where the Governor might be seen as being in a compromising situation with any woman.” But DeRosa and Mogul apparently described the change as “really more for the Governor’s protection.”

    According to the report, DeRosa was enraged with Cuomo following the Bennett accusation, saying “I can’t believe that this happened. I can’t believe you put yourself in a situation where you would be having any version of this conversation,” DeRosa apparently told him, before getting out when the car stopped at a traffic light.

    Wasn’t there some guy who said he had a rule to never be alone in a room with a woman not his wife? That got a lot of laughs from the Democrat sophisticates, as I recall.

    • Festus

      I think it was that guy from the cartoon. He had a son and an exotic sex slave.

    • blackjack

      Finally some proof of real racism in modern America.

      • Tres Cool

        “THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!”

      • AlexinCT

        DA FUQ?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Love those guys!

  33. Count Potato

    “‘There IS a problem with children and COVID’: Fauci says ‘considerable number’ of infected young people are seriously ill – and school kids SHOULD wear masks”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9874191/Fauci-hoping-FDA-COVID-vaccine-approval-end-August-50-got-vaccinated.html

    “One law for bikers, another for Obama: Fury as Fauci scolds Sturgis rally as a potential super-spreader event but says NOTHING about ex-President’s birthday bash”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9874677/Hundreds-thousands-bikers-gather-day-Sturgis-Motorcycle-Rally-despite-COVID-surge.html

    • Drake

      So leas than an average flu year?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      How many of those children are dying , what’s his definition of seriously ill, and missing a coupla days or a week of class because of symptoms doesn’t cut it.

      • Rebel Scum

        They had the sniffles, a cough, a sore throat and a fever AT THE SAME TIME. We have never seen anything like this before!

  34. Count Potato

    “Puffed out! Canada’s legalized weed business flops with rush to grow the drug resulting in a 1.1 BILLION gram marijuana mountain that can’t be sold as HALF of all cannabis is still bought illegally

    Canadian marijuana manufacturers are sitting on 1.1 billion grams (2.4 million pounds) of the drug that they can’t sell as the country’s legalized weed industry runs out of puff.

    Last October, Canadian cannabis firms had around 1.1 billion grams of harvested or processed cannabis sitting in storage. Around 95 per cent of that weed is considered ‘largely unsaleable’ because it has been spoiled by time, and because there’s just too much existing supply to try and sell it.

    The low quality of the products as well as the slow process by which the provinces allowed for licensed stores to sell the cannabis in the years since legalization is being blamed for the destroyed stockpiles. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9874785/Canadas-legalized-weed-business-flops-1-1-BILLION-gram-marijuana-mountain-sold.html

    WTF, Canada?

    • UnCivilServant

      What, you really expected soviet canukistan to say “go forth and frolic, sell free, potheads.”? Of course they’re going to pull a Commifornia and lose money selling drugs.

      • blackjack

        HEH. One time my leftie buddy was telling me how excited he was that finally the government would inspecting his weed and making sure it safe. I asked him if he ever got any weed that wasn’t safe and he said well no. Then I asked him if he ever heard of anyone getting unsafe weed and he said no. then I told him that when i was a kid there was a huge run of tainted weed that was sickening people. It was laced with paraquat. It still never sank in.

      • Tres Cool

        Well, since the gov’t poisoned Americans with denaturing agents during alcohol prohibition- its in their playbook.

      • WTF

        And let’s not forget acetaminophen in opiate pain relivers to make sure “overuse” will destroy your liver.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Always a good tidbit of info to keep in reserve when discussing the public health industry

      • Ozymandias

        Public:Health::Public:Bathroom
        Public:Health::Public:Servant
        Public:Health::Public:Education

        It’s amazing how that works.

      • sloopyinca

        Ask your friend if he’s aware of the ligma outbreak from tainted weed in the 60s that led to a federal crackdown in the upper Midwest.

      • mock-star

        I thought that was mostly contained to the Sugondese community?

      • Tonio

        “During the late 1970s, a controversial program sponsored by the US government sprayed paraquat on cannabis fields in Mexico.”

    • juris imprudent

      destroyed stockpiles

      Up in smoke, amirite?

  35. blackjack

    I have to got see my doctor, who I expect to scold me for not being vaxxed. At least he doesn’t have the power to force me to take it, the way my boss, the government, does.

    • PieInTheSky

      No put he can prescribe a colonoscopy…

      • blackjack

        Not for another three years. They gave me a five year reprieve after the last one.

      • robc

        I got 10 I was so clean!

      • PieInTheSky

        10 years or 10 colonoscopies?

      • blackjack

        10 years from his doctor, 10 colonoscopies from his interior decorator.

      • PieInTheSky

        *but

      • Count Potato

        butt

  36. robc

    Actual baseball birthdays: HoFer Ted Simmons, Claude Osteen, active player Jason Heyward.

    Heyward is already at 39.5 WAR.

    Houk had 0.1 career WAR. #42 on todays birthday list.

    • invisible finger

      Heyward is at 39.5 WAR. And falling. He may be at 37 WAR before his Cubs contract is over.

  37. robc

    Not everybody loved Bowden. He was a cheater.

    • juris imprudent

      But he couldn’t bend a goalpost when he needed to.

  38. PieInTheSky

    People who have recovered from COVID-19 retain broad and effective longer-term immunity to the disease, according to a new study.

    Findings of the study, which is the most comprehensive of its kind so far, have implications for expanding understanding about human immune memory as well as future vaccine development for coronaviruses.

    For the longitudinal study in Cell Reports Medicine, researchers looked at 254 patients with mostly mild to moderate symptoms of SARS-CoV-2 infection over a period of more than eight months (250 days) and found that their immune response to the virus remained durable and strong.

    The findings are reassuring, especially given early reports during the pandemic that protective neutralizing antibodies didn’t last in COVID-19 patients, said Rafi Ahmed, director of the Emory University Vaccine Center and a lead author of the paper.

    “The study serves as a framework to define and predict long-lived immunity to SARS-CoV-2 after natural infection. We also saw indications in this phase that natural immunity could continue to persist,” Ahmed said.

    https://www.theepochtimes.com/covid-19-survivors-have-broad-longer-term-immunity_3928732.html

    • PieInTheSky

      I am not sure that site is a reliable source though

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The study was published in a reliable journal.

        And it agrees with the results out of Israel.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Interesting, these findings comport with what’s been known about infectious diseases and the immune system for a century at least. I’m not knocking it though, it’s a lesson out health community apparently needs to relearn.

      • juris imprudent

        IT DOES NOT MATCH OUR MODELS!!!! /harrumphing public health harpies

  39. Suthenboy

    I think the vast majority of people either don’t understand or underestimate malthusianism. There are a lot of malthusians out there and they are very dedicated to the idea. Of course misanthropes cant present straightforwardly so they have to do so by stealth. Call me a tin foil hatter if you want but there are too many red flags popping up for me. The first of which was liability being revoked for drug companies regarding the vaccines. I know a rat when I smell one.

    • PieInTheSky

      In defense of malthusianism, if the plebs would just die a bit faster there would be fewer tourists bothering the upper class when they want to travel the world

    • Festus

      Isn’t Faucci one of them from way back?

      • Suthenboy

        Why yes, he is. He used to pal around with magaret mead, that dude that has a 100% record of incorrect predictions and some others I cant remember. He would build mountains of skulls if he could.

      • Suthenboy

        Paul Ehrlich…that is his name, it just came to me.

      • Festus

        Deaths for the Death Cult!

    • blackjack

      After decades of trying to get one approved, they said, “Hey, lets just take this one we’ve been rejecting and stop rejecting it” brilliant! Now, it’s mandatory and you don’t get to sue if it harms you. And it’s to protect you from a disease that only kills less than a quarter of a percent of people.

    • waffles

      You think Malthusians are real? Like Georgia guidestone real? Why would they kill the vaccinated and leave the unfaithful? I do agree that things are weird right now and the credibility of all institutions is shot to hell. I do find it hard to believe that powerful people would seriously be considering applying malthusian pressure to cull humanity. I find it easier to believe they just want a fuckton of power and money.

      • Surly Knott

        One assumes an effective top-down controlled plan being executed in (semi-)secret, the other assumes public choice theory is accurate.
        One has evidence, the other, not so much.

      • Suthenboy

        I occasionally become a malthusian myself…for instance when I am stuck in traffic or a long line at the checkout.

        I think you underestimate the dedication of the true believer.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        I think I correctly estimate the number of true believers.

        Public Choice Theory FTW!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Georgia Guidestones bro…
      And you’re also correct although I’m not so sure about the vaccine stuff but I suppose we’ll see.

    • invisible finger

      I know the modern connotation of “Malthusian”, but if you ever actually read Malthus’ essay on population you’d understand he was a lot closer to Adam Smith than any ZPGer like Erlich.

      Also, drug companies have been absolved of liability for vaccines since the 1980’s. The game now is getting experimental drugs and procedures defined as “vaccines”.

      • Suthenboy

        The problem isn’t with Malthus himself, it is with the conclusions that misanthropes draw from his work.

  40. Festus

    I pretty much ignored the Olympics but was mightily pleased to see our girls and one token boy win the gold in Soccer. Fuck that woke shit and fuck that homely guy with the pink hair that plays for your side.

    • Urthona

      I am totally ok with a chick who says she’s a dude playing girls soccer though. it’s the reverse that’s a problem.

  41. Rebel Scum

    I hear he was also austere and scholarly.

    It’s no surprise, really, considering the fact that, as the perspicacious Stephen Kruiser noted Thursday, the New York Times is no longer a news source, but “one big hyperventilating leftist Opinion section.” Still, to see the Times refer to Osama bin Laden as a “devoted family man” was startling, and even the Times’ editorial politburo seemed to agree: after an outcry, they changed the title of their article (a review of Peter Bergen’s book about bin Laden) from “Osama bin Laden, the Fanatical Terrorist and the Devoted Family Man” to “A Fuller Picture of Osama Bin Laden’s Life.” Remember back in school how they’d tell us always to go with our first answer, because it was most likely to be correct? So now, the Times should have stuck it out with its first headline, because it reflects more accurately what Times editors really think.

  42. AlexinCT

    WAAS UP GLIBRONIS??

    • Tres Cool

      The Iron Sheik
      @the_ironsheik
      JIFFY POP BUBBA YOU ARE THE REAL. ORIVILLE RED BOCKER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A NO GOOD POPCORN MATCH SON OF A BITCH. YOU CAN TAKE A FUCKING WALK JABRONI
      11:28 PM · Aug 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

      • rhywun

        ^ a national treasure

  43. Rebel Scum

    You are the government and you need to do your job.

    Twenty-two Texas House Democrats sued some of the state’s top Republican leaders in federal court in Austin late Friday, alleging that GOP officials’ efforts to bring them home for a special legislative session infringed on their constitutional rights to free speech and to petition the government for redress of grievances.

    The lawsuit was filed on the final day of the first special session called by Gov. Greg Abbott — and on the eve of a second specially called legislative session — and names as defendants Abbott, House Speaker Dade Phelan and State Rep. James White.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just hold the vote without them and let the courts sort it out.

      • Suthenboy

        This. Wait until just before the next election then Duuuuuew It!

        Make them eat their own shit.

    • juris imprudent

      Filed suit in absentia?

      • Ozymandias

        Yeah, that seems weird to me because if it was filed in TX then they’ve submitted themselves to the court’s jurisdiction, which could order and require them to appear in person.

      • STEVE SMITH

        STEVE SMITH PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. HIM THINK THEM FILE “SPECIAL APPEARANCE”.

      • Ozymandias

        O Learned Colleague and Rapesquatch Extraordinaire! I wondered if they would do that, but the article links to the complaint – and so far as I can tell, they didn’t do any of what would be required to avoid submitting themselves to the court’s jurisdiction. And I don’t know if you could a “special appearance” in a state court in which you are a legal resident. That’s a little too much work/research for me at the moment.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Compare and contrast with the way the Democrats govern in Virginia.

      They roundly ignore anything and everything the GOP has to say if they don’t outright accuse it of being racist before dismissing it.

      Then they pass legislation with no discussion and immediately after a fundraiser with the connected.

      Anyone who thinks that even for a second that the Democrats will govern in Texas in a compromising manner is a fool.

      Run right over them. Compromise is dead.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    She knows what’s important

    DeRosa often defended Cuomo when he faced public criticism. In March, she told lawmakers that Cuomo’s administration didn’t turn over nursing home death data to legislators last August because of worries the information would be used against them by President Donald Trump’s administration.

    They’re just a bunch of dead old nobodies, until Trump starts talking about them on Twitter.

    • AlexinCT

      As if Cuomo was the only team blue guy whose priority was to hurt Cheeto President over doing what was right for the country and the people….

  45. The Other Kevin

    Good morning Glibs and Gliberinas! This weekend I watched the USA Women’s Volleyball team take the gold medal for the first time ever, and it got as dusty in my house as it was in that arena. I think this Olympics was a huge success, I only watched some, not in prime time and often recorded; viewership was down; and the big “woke” stories seemed to fizzle.

    Looking forward to the Paralympics on the 24th.

    • robc

      Speaking of the paralympics, I got sick of the swimmer commercial about the 4 billionth time I saw it.

      • The Other Kevin

        I think that’s a fantastic commercial. But I agree, way overplayed. They couldn’t film more than one?

      • Agent Cooper

        Tarsem Singh is expensive.

    • creech

      Saw some of the closing ceremonies. Less than half the athletes seemed to show up. Those that did seemed to be more interested in talking with each other than watching the Japanese performances which the NBC talking heads were gushing about. I wonder if Olympics still have the same “party” atmosphere? I once worked with a guy whose Uncle was on one of the u.S. bobsled teams at Innsbruck in 1964. Uncle claimed it was a “score” every night, and they had an orgy with the Norwegian woman’s ski team after getting plastered in some beer hall.

      • robc

        They wouldnt hand out the 100k condoms they had ordered, so maybe not as much as normal.

        The closing ceremony is always that way. Opening is a ceremony, closing is a party.

  46. Rebel Scum

    I expect mass resignations.

    Denver’s top public safety leader says he is prepared to discipline police officers, sheriff’s deputies and firefighters who don’t follow the mandate that all city employees get vaccinated against COVID-19, The Denver Post reports Saturday.

    A public health order issued by the city health department Monday requires all city employees to receive their second vaccine dose by Sept. 15.

    • PieInTheSky

      I expect mass resignations. – I doubt anyone payed by the government would resign over this

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      You’re supposed to require an on the record revealing of vax status coupled with an office mask mandate for the unvaxed and then carry out firings for lying and/or insubordination. This guy isn’t doing it right at all.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’ll decide after he reads it I guess.
      Nothingburger: Immediate release
      Damning: Buried deeper than the deepest salt mine

      • AlexinCT

        After they get to get Durham to rewrite it to make Cheeto Prez the bad guy instead of the US Mandarinate bureaucracy dancing to the command of their CCP masters….

  47. PieInTheSky

    Preorders For This Electromagnetic Rifle Are Being Taken For $3,775

    https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/41872/preorders-for-this-electromagnetic-rifle-are-being-taken-for-3775

    The company says the weapon is “capable of accelerating any ferromagnetic projectile (under 1/2″ in diameter) to 200+ fps [feet per second]” and can produce up to 100 Joules of force, or 75 foot-pounds, similar to the muzzle energy of some .22 rifles, making it the “most powerful coilgun ever sold to the public, and also (very likely) the most powerful handheld coilgun ever built.”

    Arcflash’s rifle measures 38 inches in length with a barrel length of 26 inches, weighs 20 pounds, and is powered by a 25.2-volt lithium-ion polymer battery (LiPoly) battery. From the images on the company’s website, the rifle’s stock appears to be 3D printed with some acrylic plastic sections bolted on.

    • PieInTheSky

      Although I assume this was linked before knowing this place

    • Drake

      Seems like a really expensive low-powered air rifle.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s neat and certainly has potential but I’ll stick with regular firearms until some considerable development of the device occurs.

    • EvilSheldon

      So, how’s the bootyhole? Still tight? ‘Cause it looks like some drugs might have fallen out…

    • Suthenboy

      Once upon a time I could throw a rock faster than that. That thing is useless except as a toy.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s a proof of concept. As capacitors get better, so will this thing’s performance.

    • waffles

      I feel like the people champing at the bit to buy this glorified toy are also the people who think rifles are kind of scary. Don’t get me wrong, this coil gun thingy is neat, but it’s not a practical weapon.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d rather try to build one than pay a price tag like that.

        I wonder if it’s practical to make the power pack wearable instead of having a 20 pound handheld. Or does the cable distance make it not work right?

      • hayeksplosives

        A backpack power supply would be ok. Cable length would add inductance but the coils have far more inductance. There’d be some ohmic losses too, but just add some energy capacity to compensate.

        100 joules in kinetic energy is lame though. No thanks.

        Given that 20 joules and up can kill you if you take it across the heart (electrically), seems a lot of risk for the gee whiz factor.

        Also, if the switching sequence malfunctions, the projectile will come out the breech end instead of the muzzle end. Yikes.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thanks.

        How difficult is it to get the timing for the switching sequence reliable? (Bear in mind I’m an IT guy, my electrical engineering experience is limited to “have used a soldering iron before”)

      • Sensei

        It’s almost like you have experience with this…

      • Tres Cool

        So hawt. This little joule thief has taken my heart….

  48. PieInTheSky

    People who cycle in the country should be encouraged to ride 2, 3 and 4 abreast like this. For the following reasons:

    1. It calms the traffic behind them
    2. It makes it less easy for bad drivers to attempt dangerous passes
    3. It is more pleasant and sociable for them.

    https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1424288814181359621

    • EvilSheldon

      Yeah, when I’m stuck behind a bunch of twats riding two or three-up at 18mph in a 50mph zone, it definitely calms me right down…

      • robc

        I am a big believer in 25- and 55+ as the only speed limits. Bikes 3 wide are fine in the former and shouldnt be on the road in the latter.

      • EvilSheldon

        I generally think that 200# vehicles with a 20mph top speed should not be sharing channels with 4000# vehicles with a 75mph+ top speed.

        But I would see that as a fairly reasonable compromise.

        Also, when a faster vehicle wants to pass, pull over and let them pass. I don’t care if you’re a car, a bike, or a fucking pogo stick.

    • UnCivilServant

      Whoever wrote that just wants more bicyclists to die.

    • Q Continuum

      So back a few years ago some asshole was riding right in the middle on one of those windy, mountain roads backing up traffic for miles since no one could pass. Finally one of the drivers snapped and deliberately ran the biker over, killing him. I don’t condone it at all but that’s definitely a “play stupid games” moment for the late cyclist.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, y’all do that.

    • Rat on a train

      I hate cyclasses.

    • Sensei

      When I used to ride a motorcycle I joined a pack of these assholes one time that were holding up traffic and proceeded to screw with them.

      They weren’t happy with me…

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Anothter yidbit from that NPR story:

    Cuomo’s attorneys have centered his defense on attacking the credibility and motives of his accusers. Glavin has also blasted the investigation overseen by Attorney General Letitia James for not providing its findings and transcripts to Cuomo lawyers ahead of time, and for not including more material favorable to Cuomo in the report.

    “It was shoddy. It was biased. It omits evidence, and it was an ambush,” Glavin said.

    It’s okay when she does it to Trump, though. He’s a bad guy.

    • rhywun

      yidbit

      ? that’s uncalled for

      • Q Continuum

        I like to keep my yidbits freshly trimmed for the ladies.

      • PieInTheSky

        are you shilling for manscaped.com like many a youtuber?

  50. Q Continuum

    Mountainous mounds of monumental magnificence on Mammary Monday.

    https://archive.is/d5ZW0

    They’ve stopped numbering the photos 🙁 but #4 is a rare combination of GlibFit and stacked.

    • Suthenboy

      I never click on these links because the photos are in a format that my computer cant see. What is wrong with .jpgs?

      • Q Continuum

        What browser are you using?

      • Suthenboy

        I dunno…

        Oh…Mac Mojave 10 something.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    I know the modern connotation of “Malthusian”, but if you ever actually read Malthus’ essay on population you’d understand he was a lot closer to Adam Smith than any ZPGer like Erlich.

    My recollection of Malthus is not that he actively wanted to kill off the “excess” population. That was Jonathan Swift.

  52. Suthenboy

    It is not Malthus, it is the murderers who use his work as a premise for their misanthropic fantasies.

    • waffles

      In the modern meaning, Malthus wasn’t a malthusian.

      • AlexinCT

        I heard the same about Keynes and the fact that he would prolly be furious at the people that took what he espoused to mean government spending was totes the thing to do for economic growth….

  53. l0b0t

    I don’t really care about sports, but Bobby Bowden was a regular customer at a restaurant where I was employed. He was a very nice fellow, a good tipper, and he was gracious enough to entertain the constant stream of people wanting to get a picture or autograph while he was trying to eat his lunch. Fair winds and following seas to Coach Bowden and Markie Post.

  54. PieInTheSky

    What is the official glibertarian view on gazpacho? I just made a batch.

    • robc

      Its fine. I have no strong feelings.

      Which is about as unglibertarian as possible.

    • waffles

      I love cold soup in general.

    • Q Continuum

      Why bother? If you’re gonna have cold tomato juice, just make a Bloody Mary.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I generally like it. It’s great with grilled cheese

      • UnCivilServant

        I haven’t had grilled cheese in a while.

        Dammit, first fried plantains now grilled cheese. This morning’s links are full of food reminders I can’t satisfy from my cubicle.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        They’re making you sit in a cubicle with the DELTA SUPER PLUS VARIANT running rampant?

      • UnCivilServant

        I am the only person on this floor of the office building.

    • hayeksplosives

      official glibertarian view

      Such a thing doesn’t exist. That’s why we never win elections.

      • Q Continuum

        AM I BEING DETAINED?!?

      • Tres Cool

        DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT ?

    • Tres Cool

      Gazpacho is the Matt Gillespie of soups.

      • Tres Cool

        /Nick Gillespie

        /Gets another beer

    • Urthona

      It’s better with pineapple.

    • Rat on a train

      Give our troops a break. Invade a nice country this time.

    • Ghostpatzer

      For some reason I read that as “Gulf of Onan”. Sitting in the sun does strange things to your mind.

  55. Q Continuum

    Man they’ve gotta keep that propaganda machine turning.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15816994/anti-vaxx-mum-dad-brother-die-covid/

    The manipulation is one thing, but I’m convinced that these “woe is me! if only I had gotten the shot I wouldn’t be dying and leaving my wife and 13 children behind to be fed to the dogs!” stories are complete horseshit. All the actual, for real data that I’ve seen suggests that MUH DELTUH VARYUNT is significantly less deadly than the previous iterations and the chances of someone under 60 with no preexisting conditions dying of it are on par with the common cold (ie: 0%).

    And besides, since the right-wing, Trump-supporting, anti-vax science-deniers are enemy of the state subhuman cockroaches, shouldn’t the enlightened and educated cultural elites be happy to see their inferior genes cleansed?

    • Tundra

      I’ve seen composite twitter feeds of identical, word-for-word anecdotes. This is another propaganda campaign. Fuck them all. This is absolute bullshit that we need to fight.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

      • waffles

        There were claims that it was just right-wing trolls doing the copying to discredit the anecdote. Which I think is a reverse psyop-psyop. From my estimation there are 4chan trolls doing some copypasta but they are way outnumbered by the botnets flooding the responses to posts with certain keywords.

    • Suthenboy

      I had that conversation recently.

      “If I catch it, then I catch it. If I die from it, then I die from it. You should be glad, you will be rid of me.”

      Of course that is not what they really want. They want you to bend the knee so that person did not know how to respond.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The stories have all of the veracity of Kuwaiti children being taken out of incubators and being tossed in the street. If it sounds like a propagandist’s wet dream it’s probably nonsense.

    • blackjack

      If I got the ‘vid, that would be be accident. It seems like the odds of getting it are not huge and the odds of it being a big deal are tiny. If I got vaxxed and it went awry, that would be intentional. I have to accept the risk of what might happen when I choose the shot. There’s a huge difference to me in accidentally encountering a mild disease and intentionally injecting an unknown gene modifier into my body. Considering there’s a 99.8% chance I won’t die if I do nothing, it seems safer to me. Of course the fact that all of the people trying to force me to get it are lying, cheating scumbags makes it even harder to trust the safety of the jab, so there’s that too.

      • blackjack

        It’s actually far greater than 99.8%, because I’m not really old or really fat and sick. Besides, I have had multiple instances where I have been exposed to people who have gotten the vid and not gotten it myself, which leads me to speculate that I probably already had it and recovered.

      • Lord Humungus

        As I said before: I’ve been in 6 airports, a block party, an outdoor BBQ, three record conventions, multiple restaurants, stores, and whatnot. and estate sales. Often crammed together with strangers. Yet I haven’t come down with anything in the past 1.5 years except for two colds, one of them after going to the doctor for a physical.

        I’m assuming I’ve already had it, or I’m immune for whatever reason, or I’m just lucky. (or COVID just isn’t as easy to transmit as the fearmongers say)

      • Mojeaux

        I haven’t had a cold in years. The last time I got the flu was when I got a flu shot.

      • Lord Humungus

        I haven’t had a flu since 1996-ish. But, at least once a year, I’ll get a cold.

        It certainly beats my childhood where it seemed like I was sick 6-8x a year with colds, ear infections, flus, etc

      • AlexinCT

        One of the things we will find out in a far away future if sanity prevails and the marxist globalists are beaten down, will be how many people were Kung Flu asymptomatic. I only found out I had had the Chinese Death was when the Red Cross called me a week after a donation and told me to please come back as soon as my 8 weeks was over cause they wanted the COVID-19 antibodies I had. My kid had cold symptoms for a day. And we had it in late January (my kid), and early February (me), within 5 days of each other, in 2020, long before the news came out that the thing was doing the rounds.

        I can’t believe we are the only people that had no real complications. There had to be a lot more people like this, and we will soon have to reevaluate how bad this thing really was. I also want to know how many people panicked and went to a hospital as soon as they had a cough, which were categorized as “hospital visits”.

        I got the panic and lockdown when they discovered the thing had escaped a biolab doing gain-of-function and bio warfare work (and have no doubt that the world knew this and that it is why everyone for the first time in history chose to do a lockdown), but as soon as they found out it was not as deadly as they feared, they chose to politicize this to abuse the people in the name of the globalist agenda. And that’s something we shouldn’t forgive these people for…

  56. The Late P Brooks

    Tedious procedural niceties

    The FDA is currently “working around the clock” on approval of the Covid-19 vaccine, according to Dr. Paul Offit, a prominent member of the FDA’s vaccine advisory committee and director of the Vaccine Education Center at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia.
    “I think from the standpoint of the public, it really shouldn’t matter,” Offit said. “It’s been given to half of the American population. We have more than 300 million doses out there. This is far from experimental. We have a tremendous safety and efficacy portfolio on these vaccines — I mean, it’s more than most licensed products that are out there now.”

    ——-

    Full approval of a Covid-19 vaccine could also make workplace mandates easier. Many unvaccinated people would face a financial reason to get one; they’ll need it to keep their jobs.
    “FDA approval alone is not going to make many individuals run out and get it now, but you’re going to start seeing health systems and employers feel more emboldened to require them,” Wolf said. “There’s precedent for mandatory vaccinations and immunizations.”

    It really doesn’t matter what you want, or what you believe. Big Nanny has a nice treat for you. Now bend over.

    • Suthenboy

      *Josef Mengele cackles maniacally from the depths of hell*

    • Q Continuum

      “This is far from experimental.”

      SCIENCE!

      By-the-by, there are oodles of compounds that only manifest problems in the long term and not immediately. Just because you’ve given it to a lot of people does not imply it isn’t experimental.

      • Tres Cool

        Well, they have the largest trial group ever. And the manufacturers/suppliers are immune from liability. I’m not sure how the gov’t can issue such an edict, other than they’re the ones paying for all the ‘free’ vaccines.

        I didnt know that sovereign immunity could be passed from the King to his contractors.

      • Ozymandias

        You can thank Scalia for that gem of a decision. The underlying case was a Marine CH-53D helo pilot who died when it crashed into the water. The accident investigation revealed what everyone in the community already knew: he was trapped inside because his door didn’t work as it was supposed to. Family sued and won and Scalia invented “government contractor immunity.”

    • Penguin

      Anyone else wonder if they’re just debating the most plausible time frame before they can come out and say “we finally were able to approve it”?

      • R C Dean

        Clearly. There has never been the slightest doubt it would be fully approved. The only question has been when.

      • UnCivilServant

        After thalidomide gets approved for use by pregnant women.

    • Sensei

      I’m not sure why the FDA is delaying.

      The inside rumor is that big pharma keeps sending data and as a result they need to review it.

      That said “alea iacta est”. The stamp of rubber will be firmly affixed to all required documents.

    • R C Dean

      The FDA is currently “working around the clock”

      OK, I admit. I laughed.

      This is far from experimental. We have a tremendous safety and efficacy portfolio on these vaccines

      What they don’t have is any double blind studies. Or reliable baseline data. Or a virus that isn’t clearly mutating itself away from the vaccine.

      Remember when it was taking longer than expected for the initial trial to wrap up because the control group, the one without the vaccine, stubbornly refused to get sick?

      • Lord Humungus

        And by “working around the clock” we mean lunches and lattes are brought in; vacations still proceed, and “workers” are doing what they normally do in a large bureaucracy.

      • DEG

        and “workers” are doing what they normally do in a large bureaucracy.

        Watch porn on the job?

  57. The Late P Brooks

    And besides, since the right-wing, Trump-supporting, anti-vax science-deniers are enemy of the state subhuman cockroaches, shouldn’t the enlightened and educated cultural elites be happy to see their inferior genes cleansed?

    No no no, it’s like Jesus’ lost sheep. They must be returned to the flock. By force, if necessary. They must acknowledge their sins and transgressions against God and all that is Holy. They must be REDEEMED.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      They must be REDEEMED.

      Nope. Redemption is not part of their plan. It’s more like repent and you won’t be killed first.

  58. rhywun

    There is a frequent Amazon commercial about “climate change” with a bunch of snotty kids lecturing us to “do better” in that snotty tone they have. I want to hurl a heavy object at the TV right now.

    • hayeksplosives

      HOW DARE YOU!!!

      • UnCivilServant

        No, she’s too far away to throw at the TV, takes too much effort.

    • EvilSheldon

      ‘Doing better’ would include ‘not having kids’, right?

      • Lord Humungus

        When I had a kid, the screaming and crying didn’t bother me all that much.

        Now that it has been a few years, small kids who are sobbing away cuts into my brain like a knife.

        One of the reasons I don’t go to the neighborhood pool as much – all the crying little kids.

      • Sensei

        Funny. Actually having a child made it possible for me to be able to tune out crying children.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^ this. My brain has developed a “not mine” filter.

      • R C Dean

        “Not my monkeys . . . .”

      • Fatty Bolger

        Same here. It’s background noise, unless it’s an actual “I’m really hurt” cry. Those give me a jolt of adrenalin, even if it’s not my kid.

    • Ed Wuncler

      I wanted to buy a fuck you SUV out of pure spite. I watch TV to escape from the daily grind of life, not to get lectured by snotty kids.

      • Lord Humungus

        One of the reasons I bought a big ol’ Buick Roadmaster V8 powered machine was because of Obama & Co trying to push little cars on us.

      • Ed Wuncler

        On a side note, we’re thinking about getting a bigger car because we have a second little one coming in October and holy fuck, even the used car market is expensive. On second though , it’s probably because my wife wants heated fucking seats and navigation as part of the package.

      • Lord Humungus

        The used car market here is also insane – to the point where I decided to solider on with my 13yo Infiniti for a while longer.

        The old M35x is big, comfortable, gets horrible gas mileage but has been very, very reliable. Only a rear brake line has busted in the past 2 years. Only a little spot of rust in the rear quarter; surface stuff I can scrap away with a fingertip.

      • Ed Wuncler

        We have a 2014 Hyundai with 113k miles and love it. But my wife complains that with two kids, we need a much bigger car which she is of course right about. It’s just I don’t want another car note and we already have a Hyundai Tuscon.

      • Lord Humungus

        Used Mercedes S class 😉

      • Lord Humungus

        Is that part and parcel with modern German cars? Designed to break right after the warranty ends.

        They do drive nicely though

      • EvilSheldon

        I took my Tacoma in for the 55k service over the weekend. The dealer said that he could probably give me more for it as a trade-in than I paid for it new. I have to admit, I was a little tempted.

      • Lord Humungus

        It’s kinda like the housing market: I can make a $140k profit on my house, a place I’ve only owned for 6 years (!)

        But where would I move to?

        We did get a screaming good trade-in on the Mustang, pretty much only $2k less than we paid for it three years after we bought it. But it is – three months later – still sitting on the dealer’s lot. Not a lot of people want a stick shift, RWD car in Michigan; unless it’s a summer only vehicle or bought by *experienced winter drivers.

        *I’ve driven multiple RWD cars in the worst that Michigan has to offer. It’s amazing what a set of winter tires will do.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Just wait till your new car comes with a breathalyzer and always-on tracking.

      • Tres Cool

        Ford Excursion 7.4L diesel makes me hard.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Chevy motor in a Ford car?

    • wdalasio

      Oh, I agree with you on that one. The very essence of the commercial is “I have no idea how to get what I want. That’s your responsibility to figure out. Because my purpose in life is to make demands that you have to meet.”

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Erik Nisbet, the Owen L. Coon Endowed Professor of Policy Analysis & Communication and director of the Center for Communication & Public Policy in the School of Communication at Northwestern University, agreed.
    “If you ever want to get beyond 70% threshold of people who have gotten a vaccination so far, you need to have carrots and you have to have sticks,” Nisbet said. “The only way to do that is the mandate. Authorization takes out one of the impediments to more widespread mandates.”

    Naked authoritarianism, That’s what this country needs.

    • Gustave Lytton

      People respond better when forced to do so.

      • EvilSheldon

        And slaves do better work when you beat them more.

    • Suthenboy

      “…you need to have carrots and you have to have sticks…”

      These POS are all about the stick.

      • AlexinCT

        BDSM….

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Just because you’ve given it to a lot of people does not imply it isn’t experimental.

    It hasn’t killed them… yet. Stop being such a Negative Nellie, you SCIENCE! denier.

  61. Count Potato

    “It is kind of awkward when you’re the leader of a group that claims to be devoted to helping female victims of sexual harassment, only to get caught plotting with a prominent male Democratic politician on how to discredit and smear his sexual harassment and assault accusers.

    Now that the head of Time’s Up has resigned after getting caught plotting with Cuomo, the question is how long can @AlphonsoDavid — the President of @HRC, the lavishly funded DNC group masquerading as an LGBT advocacy group — hold on to his position?”

    https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1424738181958754306

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Cuomo is gonna bring down some folks with him, and it’s tasty AF

    • Lord Humungus

      Madam, the *beep* fish is *beep* cold!!! /Hell’s Kitchen flashback

    • PieInTheSky

      there is way to much going on there

    • Suthenboy

      Gah! I was right with him right up until the ‘…the avocado…’

      What the hell?

      • AlexinCT

        Man, that’s some hate there Suthen…

        What did the avocado (or someone with an avocado) do to you brah?

      • PieInTheSky

        I like avocado but I think it is excessive in this case. Too much fat and I want to taste the lobster

      • Rat on a train

        California strikes again!

  62. juris imprudent

    Demolition of all monetary theorists – be they Chicago school or MMT.

    Money is just the trusted agreement about value that enables the transacting.

    All the talk of inflation is based on the amount of the money supply, which in turn assumes something about the velocity of money. For the Friedmanites, this was an assumption along the lines of e=mc2; that has been blown to hell by our own experience/observation. Velocity is anything but constant (otherwise we’d be debating how large a wheelbarrow you need to buy a loaf of bread tomorrow).

    • creech

      Excess capacity or lack thereof matters too.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Full court press

    As vaccination rates lag and the new delta variant surges, Covid infection rates among kids have risen and children’s hospitals are seeing a spike in medical care needs among the young patients.

    The Covid surge is also stacking upon an unseasonable spike in respiratory illnesses among children typically seen only in winter. That has shrunk the bed space further in children’s hospitals and expanded on the unrelenting demand on doctors and nurses.

    ——-

    Multiple doctors in the half-dozen children’s hospitals NBC News reached out to said they have seen children infected because a member of their household, often a parent, brings the coronavirus home. Oftentimes, it is because an adult in the home is unvaccinated.

    Vaccine hesitancy. It’s not just murdering Granny anymore.

    • Urthona

      Actually vaccine hesitancy has gone down following the delta surge. And like 90% of old fat people have had it now.

      What the issue? We are doing fine.

    • Lord Humungus

      >>Oftentimes

      but not always?

      • B.P.

        Yeah. “Oftentimes” is quite the peer-reviewed data point.

    • Suthenboy

      Cases….

      what about deaths? What does hospitalizations mean? Visits to emergency rooms or admissions?

      Liars lie.

      • creech

        Re hospitalizations: are people with symptoms, no matter how mild, now rushing to hospitals and being admitted whereas back a year or more ago only severe cases were being admitted? Maybe “being in the hospital” is now a “thing” for narcissistic types?

      • R C Dean

        Doubtful. Its hard for a hospital to get paid unless the patient needs to be hospitalized. We’re still sending people home if they aren’t really sick.

        What we’re not doing is telling them to try the low-risk “treatments” – quinine, zinc, etc.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And there is the problem.

        It’s go home and get sicker until it becomes difficult to treat and then come back.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Even stepping outside of narcissism as explanation, I’d be much more likely now to head to the ER if my cold starts migrating into my chest and gets moderately bad. 2 years ago, I’d wait that sort of thing out until it was clear I was teetering on the brink of pneumonia.

      • DEG

        are people with symptoms, no matter how mild, now rushing to hospitals and being admitted

        I doubt it.

        The hospital my doc is associated with has standards for admitting folks who have the ‘Rona. Blood oxygen has to be below a certain level or they won’t admit you.

    • R C Dean

      Oftentimes, it is because an adult in the home is unvaccinated.

      Now, square that with “Vaccinated people have to wear masks because they can still spread the virus.”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I feel like there’s an “asserted without evidence” tag that needs to go on that excerpt.

  64. Lord Humungus

    I’ve been watching these ruined / abandoned building explorers: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheProperPeople

    Some of the places they visit are only 15 or so years old, but look like hell. As far as I can tell, anything with a flat roof that isn’t properly maintained will look like an apocalyptic movie set in only a few years.

    And the hospitals & asylums are the creepiest. But so are old homes.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s a great channel. I love that kind of stuff. Exploring With Josh is another one (a little goofier but still acceptable).

  65. Sensei

    To Beat Tesla, Volkswagen Bets on Making Its Own EV Batteries

    Let’s see. Tesla had a ton of early issues with actually producing enough batteries. GM and Hyundai currently replacing a crazy amount of battery packs that LG made that are bursting into flames both here and in Europe respectively.

    The modern automobile industry has been “McKinnsy’d” and now outsources large portions of R&D and manufacturing to Tier 1 suppliers. Because Tesla was shunned by pressuring the Tier 1 suppliers not to provide it with parts it makes far more inhouse than most with the notable exception of Toyota.

    But about 18 months ago the C-Suite proclaimed they were going to be battery experts.

    money.

    VW unveiled its first battery production plans in 2019. Industry analysts say the company is further along than most of its old-auto peers in developing an in-house battery capacity, but it initially underestimated the scale and complexity of the task, according to company executives.

    VW also struggled to find qualified engineers and managers in a field—chemistry—where it had practically no knowledge. It is still fighting to bring the cost of its batteries down to a sustainable level, and the technology it is developing for future batteries is still unproven.

    That said, I’d bet on VW to acutally have one of the better chances of being one of the largest electric vehicle manufacturers.

    • Agent Cooper

      Will they be using African near-slave labor for their mining?

  66. The Late P Brooks

    It’s actually far greater than 99.8%, because I’m not really old or really fat and sick. Besides, I have had multiple instances where I have been exposed to people who have gotten the vid and not gotten it myself, which leads me to speculate that I probably already had it and recovered.

    This is one of the great lies they have perpetrated in the past year and a half. They have completely done away with the notion of natural immunity.

    Why didn’t every single sailor on the USS Theodore Roosevelt not merely contract the virus, but die of it? They were all packed together on that ship, marinating in The Most Contagious and Lethal Virus Ever to Appear on Earth. It was the perfect petrie dish experiment. Why aren’t they all dead?

    • juris imprudent

      The TR is my favorite response to COVID hysterics – they just shut up and that’s all I can ask for.

      • R C Dean

        Don’t forget the cruise ship(s). Similar results there, with a more vulnerable population. The majority never got sick at all. Even people sharing the same cabin didn’t all get sick. We have had a great deal of information about this thing that has been buried because it contradicts the Narrative.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, no one wants real information, they want confirmation of their biases (and reassurance that someone can control it all).

      • AlexinCT

        The fact that so many people demand and expect perfect, from government of all entities today, is a sign of how low we have fallen as a people that once understood risk management because of our adherence to freedom & rights…

      • Lord Humungus

        EF has had three different people in her office test as COVID positive. She’s been in her room there, unmasked, gone and talked to these people during the course of the work day, etc Each time her boss asked that she test; and each time the test showed as negative.

        ???

    • creech

      They all are dead; it has been covered up. The excess of SWO have been used to fill in the staffing gaps!

      • slumbrew

        Nice callback ?

        I’ve been enjoying that series.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I’m 5′ 7″

      • waffles

        Too short, you can stay.

    • juris imprudent

      Wouldn’t that make social media the vector?

      • waffles

        Absolutely.

      • Q Continuum

        Social media is a sum negative for the world.

    • Mojeaux

      You know how, when you mix a bunch of colors of paint together, they make brown?

      Society is brown.

      I will say that I am grateful for the identification of mental illnesses and the pharmaceuticals to help with same. But I do try to take responsibility for my choices no matter what was going on in my head. When it comes right down to it, I’m just not very wise.

      • waffles

        I think having an internal locus of control makes someone nearly invulnerable to transmissible mental illness. All of the crazies seem predicated around the idea of wanting some way to absolve yourself of responsibility for your own emotions, reactions, or failures. If you accept responsibility for yourself the demons don’t get in. Simple as.

      • Mojeaux

        Speaking of COVID, my friend is not doing any better. She’s on 40 liters high-flow oxygen and has been that way for a few days now. It’s confusing. How long does this thing take to get better?

      • Mojeaux

        Gilmore’d. Fuck a duck.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ugh. Are they treating her with any therapeutics or are they just doing the “wait and see” approach?

      • R C Dean

        It varies a lot, unfortunately. Some people are hospitalized for a few days, some for weeks.

      • DEG

        Sorry

    • rhywun

      wut

      • Q Continuum

        Took the word right out of my mouth.

    • slumbrew

      Huh, I didn’t know what “tulpa” actually meant until now. An incredibly apposite handle for someone who ran a bunch of sockpuppets.

  67. Sensei

    I’m learning more than I ever wanted to know about biological weapons.

    Does the U.S. Want the Lab-Leak Truth?

    Independently in 1978, two groups in New York City and Germany came to the same conclusion: The previous year’s flu was so genetically similar to a variant last seen in the early 1950s that it could only have started from a stored lab specimen. The obvious candidates: China or Russia, in whose border regions the virus first manifested itself.

    It was only in 2004, thanks to a Chinese virologist’s private word to a U.S. counterpart, that the world at large finally learned the release was likely the result of a vaccine trial in which Chinese military recruits were intentionally exposed to the 1950s virus.

    “Virologists and public health officials with the appropriate sophistication were quickly aware that a laboratory release was the most likely origin,” wrote clinical pathologist Martin Furmanski in a 2014 examination of the incident, “but they were content not to publicize this, aware that such embarrassing allegations would likely end the then nascent cooperation of Russian and Chinese virologists.”

    • juris imprudent

      Huh? How would they have made that kind of assessment of genetic similarity prior to the gene-sequencing technology we’ve only recently developed?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Our betters in the epidemiology and virology world fuck up all the time.

      God knows what their death count is.

  68. Lord Humungus

    This is a meta-response to several threads above:

    After all the calls for “FOLLOW THE SCIENCE” blah blah blah, I’m still seeing very little actual FUCKING science.

    I mean _HOW_ does COVID propagate? What are the real – long and short – term threats to the varying age groups? Chance of death by age group?

    Why are some people seemingly immune? Does Vitamin D, Melatonin, Zinc, etc make a difference?

    Why the breakthrough infections? Is a long-term vaccine actually plausible given the mutations? It is like chasing a cold vaccine with forever “boosters?”

    Does the social and financial cost of lockdowns outweigh not doing them? Why does Florida seem to defy the “OMG they’re going to DIE predictions?”

    ….

    I don’t have any answers for this, but nor have I seen any calm rational explanation from the powers-that-be. Instead it’s horror predictions that never seem to come true.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The powers that be sense our weakness. We have become accustomed to long life and a relative lack of existential threats.

      And they’re using that weakness against us.

      • juris imprudent

        ^^^THIS!!!

    • Q Continuum

      +1 MUH KLYMUTT KATASTROFEE

      • Lord Humungus

        I was going to mention that too. It’s much like the Climate “Change” er Warming alarmists. Armageddon is always just around the corner.

        And their models are garbage too. “No more snow in England!”

  69. AlexinCT

    After all the calls for “FOLLOW THE SCIENCE” blah blah blah, I’m still seeing very little actual FUCKING science.

    That’s because nobody in that group was doing any real science. People that understand science and the scientific principle know that the most dangerous thing about science is that humans have agendas and are fucking fragile. The scientific process exists to take care of man’s fallacies. Anytime I hear some asshole claim they have the high ground because of scientific consensus and/or because they need to stop fake science and must censor criticism, I know I am not dealing with people that care about science as much as they care about abusing it for power.

  70. The Late P Brooks

    After all the calls for “FOLLOW THE SCIENCE” blah blah blah, I’m still seeing very little actual FUCKING science.

    Wait- appeals to raw emotionalism and fearmongering are not SCIENCE1?

    • R C Dean

      Those appeals identify as science. Who are you to question their lived experience?

      • EvilSheldon

        Thanks. I seriously feel ill now.

  71. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how many people died from the common cold before it evolved into a mere nuisance?

    • R C Dean

      The common cold comes from both coronaviruses and rhinoviruses. Apparently, the “Russian Flu” in the late 19th century may have been the ancestor of the coronavirus common cold. It killed around a million people (accuracy of this estimate, who knows?) out of a population of 1.5 billion. The Russian Flu may have been caused by an influenza virus, apparently there is some controversy.

  72. The Late P Brooks

    Does the social and financial cost of lockdowns outweigh not doing them?

    We can ask the antipodeans, in a few years.

  73. juris imprudent

    Resetting with trashie: They want their demoralized opponents to embrace just this sort of nihilism.

    I beg your pardon? Refusing to accept the legitimacy of teleology does not make one demoralized.

    History, like the humanity it chronicles, is a teeming mess from which we tease out coherent lessons about our past. Like art, most of history is shit, and the good stuff is what we filter over time. That is a far cry from the rhetorical device about the arc, or side, of history – which presumes to point to a specific (and “better”) future.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’ll try to describe my thought more precisely. I think the teleologic rhetoric we see from the prog-fascists serves two purposes. First, it emboldens the largely pagan rank and file leftists to abandon the liberal toleration they embraced as recently as 20 years ago and replace it with puritanical moralism. It’s not enough to believe [insert leftist beliefs here]. It’s not enough to evangelize to the unbelievers. It’s time to burn some witches.

      Second, it puts those who accept liberal toleration into a defensive posture when critiquing the excesses of the prog-fascists. A debate that was previously of preferences, of politics, and of living and letting live has turned into a debate centered on inherent morality, and those who are still living and letting live are ill equipped to counter this shift. Even those who have previously argued on the basis of morality are having a hard time adjusting to the rapid change in rules. That’s what I’m getting at. The conversation around politics was thoroughly stripped of moral consideration (demoralization) because of our embrace of pluralism, so now we’re unable to effectively combat this “right side of history” crap because we can’t convincingly call the left’s bullshit religion for what it is. We’re still on the utilitarian playing field even though the left jumped to the moral playing field.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s time to burn some witches.

        Excellent choice of analogy, which goes to my point that this isn’t all about COMMUNISM (boogabooga!!!). I doubt that a single fucking intellectual you point to today has actually read Marx; at best instead having read about him from some intermediary mediocrity (of which there is a plethora).

        call the left’s bullshit religion for what it is

        Spot on, the liberal (in the classic sense) fondness for freedom of religion has an inherent problem when confronted with a militant religion.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        this isn’t all about COMMUNISM (boogabooga!!!)

        Yes and no. I agree that the totalitarians would be pushing for totalitarianism even if Marx and Engels were smothered in their respective cribs. I think, however, that Marxism was particularly effective in capturing the feeling of many disaffecteds post industrial revolution, and the fire has been easily stoked ever since. I’m not convinced that some other authoritarian pseudo religious theory of governance would have been as popular in the absence of Marxism.

      • Lord Humungus

        As an aside: in my mind there isn’t much difference between Marxism and (classic El Duchi) Fascism.

      • Penguin

        Mostly just that in Mussolini’s formulation the ‘private’ companies were allowed to exist, so long as they ultimately obeyed the state.

        I know it’s been stated before, but China’s current ‘communism’ is far closer to that than anything Marx or Mao ever wrote.

        “Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.”

      • juris imprudent

        Marxism is a banner and has about as much meaning as any other banner. That said, humans rally to banners, so as to know who is with us and who we are set against.

      • R C Dean

        A couple of observations:

        We have been “demoralizing” our society for quite some time now. Legal positivism was about stripping morality from the law, which fit nicely with Marxism when it arrived, as Marxism is concerned with destroying “traditional” morality to replace it with whatever moral code will help the Marxists achieve power. Positivism + Marxism = Critical Legal Theory. Critical Race Theory is just a bastard child of Critical Legal Theory, cooked up by a disaaffected grad student (who I assume was getting crappy grades in law school).

        Pluralism begets mutliculturalism begets nihilism, or at least moral relativism. Marxism, as a fundamentally revolutionary ideology, cannot have a fixed moral code because it is in constant need of enemies. A “fluid” moral code is a perpetual motion machine for manufacturing new enemies. Look at the SJWs tying themselves into knots trying to stay on top of the stack – someone is always getting dragged down for insufficient purity. That’s what a revolutionary society looks like, dating all the way back to the French Revolution.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        But the new rebel is a skeptic, and will not entirely trust anything. He has no loyalty; therefore he can never be really a revolutionist. And the fact that he doubts everything really gets in his way when he wants to denounce anything. For all denunciation implies a moral doctrine of some kind; and the modern revolutionist doubts not only the institution he denounces, but the doctrine by which he denounces it. . . . As a politician, he will cry out that war is a waste of life, and then, as a philosopher, that all life is waste of time. A Russian pessimist will denounce a policeman for killing a peasant, and then prove by the highest philosophical principles that the peasant ought to have killed himself. . . . The man of this school goes first to a political meeting, where he complains that savages are treated as if they were beasts; then he takes his hat and umbrella and goes on to a scientific meeting, where he proves that they practically are beasts. In short, the modern revolutionist, being an infinite skeptic, is always engaged in undermining his own mines. In his book on politics he attacks men for trampling on morality; in his book on ethics he attacks morality for trampling on men. Therefore the modern man in revolt has become practically useless for all purposes of revolt. By rebelling against everything he has lost his right to rebel against anything.

        G.K. Chesterton

  74. R C Dean

    Random thought – maybe the young ‘uns are more likely to wear masks because of their inordinate amounts of screen time and having so much of their social interaction not actual face-to-face. Maybe they are so used to not seeing people’s actual, live faces that they just don’t see the value in it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s certainly part of it. They don’t look people in the eye because we don’t insist on it anymore.

    • Mojeaux

      I think they’re a bunch of scaredy-cats. They never got to explore their neighborhoods or maybe even not walk to school.

      • Lord Humungus

        In comparison, my childhood seems like Tom Sawyer.

        I lived in a boring suburb but I could go most of the day without seeing my parents. There were places to explore, things to do with friends, and adventures to be had. We would bicycle three miles to the store. I once skied over to my friend’s house – a mile or so away – after a huge blizzard shut everything down for a few days.

        Any my own parents – when I was old enough – would just leave me at home for the weekend while they went off to the cottage. So I had my friends over to play Dungeons and Dragons, and, later, to drink and smoke pot. I had a huge amount of freedom when I was young, but I also learned that comes with responsibility (not to be caught) and to be home at a reasonable hour at night.

    • rhywun

      I think it’s mostly because they’re more susceptible to Authority™. They haven’t lived long enough to be properly skeptical or cynical.

  75. Mojeaux

    Speaking of COVID, my friend is not doing any better. She’s on 40 liters high-flow oxygen and has been that way for a few days now. It’s confusing. How long does this thing take to get better?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Is she on therapeutics or are they doing the malpractice thing where it’s only “wait and see”?

      • Mojeaux

        No idea. I asked if she was getting Remdesivir and she didn’t know. The vibe is she’s so busy trying to breathe she’s not paying any attention to anything else.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Is it too late for monoclonal antibodies or is that a needs to be early thing?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I don’t know the answer to that one.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t think we do monoclonal antibodies for inpatients. We use them on an outpatient basis, to try to keep people out of the hospital. Not 100% sure about that, though.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It would make sense. The antibodies fight off the initial infection, but the killer is hyperinflammation that comes later. Antibodies aren’t going to do anything for that.

      • Mojeaux

        I am not allowed in the hospital because I have been exposed to her. She has no one to advocate for her.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you can find a sympathetic doctor or nurse outside the hospital they may be able to help. I’m fortunate enough to have made friends with some that I could call on if I needed to get past the system.

        RC may have some advice here. Professional hospital patient advocates do exist.

      • R C Dean

        Your ability to advocate for a patient is limited if you aren’t designated as a decisionmaker or at least, per HIPAA, “someone involved in their care”. They’re not even supposed to tell you any of the patient’s medical information if you aren’t on that short list.

        Ask if the hospital has patient advocates – that might be one way to get some attention. But I suspect the hospital probably has a protocol for COVID patients that more or less is what it is, and deviations are unlikely.

      • cyto

        You absolutely must have someone knowledgeable in the hospital looking out for you. Even if it is just keeping an eye out for things being overlooked.

        In another life my ex wife had a placental abruption and preeclampsia. Her blood pressure was like 245/185 (this for a D1 athlete with a resting heart rate in the 50s). The doctor ordered medications and vitals every 15 minutes.

        There was never a nurse there at the appointed time, not once. I stayed up for 4 days straight, watching the clock. I didn’t move until the 15 minutes had passed… Then I walked down the hall and tracked down the nurse. From Monday morning until Thursday night I didn’t sleep a minute…

        When my current wife and I had our first kid, the OB nurse told us that it was my job to find the anesthesiologist. “Drag him back if you have to”. Apparently they tend to be a little lackadaisical with timelines, and if you deliver quick, it might be too late for the epidural.

        So I always visit family and friends frequently and I always ask a lot of questions, not only to know what might be needed, but also to lay down a marker that someone is paying attention.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        In another life my ex wife had a placental abruption and preeclampsia.

        Yeesh. That’s a one-two punch if there ever was one. Wife was preeclamptic for trashbaby #2, and it made for a miserable experience. Her sister’s first kiddo came with a flourish when a placental abruption resulted in a bloody trip to the ER and emergency surgery. She has #2 due any day now, and I’m surprised they decided to even try for another one given that it was touch and go for a couple days with #1.

      • Lord Humungus

        I’ve seen some studies where Melatonin seems to help. Also zinc and Vitamin D.

        Hydroxychloroquine – panic mongering aside – is another possibility.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oxygen saturation is the number you are looking for, it should be at 97% or more, Wendy’s was down below 80% with 100% O2 on the ventilator. But if you cant absorb it it doesnt matter how much you pump into the lungs

    • The Other Kevin

      My MIL spent about a week in the hospital with COVID last year. No visitors allowed. For a while she was doing terribly, and we thought we’d lose her. One day a bunch of us drove to the hospital, called her room, and had her look out the window while we waved and held up signs. We also took a package of cards and letters that they delivered to her room. After that she improved quickly and now she’s doing well, though I think she has some lingering effects. But do everything you can to keep your friend’s spirits up. Being scared and sick is bad enough, but being in isolation with everyone who contacts you in HAZMAT suits is worse.

    • cyto

      In South Florida I did not personally see too many people succumb in the first wave. My family is elsewhere, and a good chunk of my cohort are imports as well.

      This go around I know several people who are having it rough… 40s and 50s. Most are overweight. On 59 year old acquaintance died yesterday.. they called in the family the day before. Multiple organ failure.

      Several teachers at the local Christian school are out. One of them has a son who is about 6’3″ 190 and plays football. He has been in the hospital for a couple of days… Blood oxygen was like 88%.

      We have another 50 year old friend who has been feverish for a week and the finger oxygen monitor I gave her dropped below 85 last night. She still won’t go in.

      As a mid-50s guy, I have to admit that this round is more threatening despite the much lower overall mortality numbers.

      • DEG

        My doc commented that she is seeing a lot of ‘Rona patients this go around with bacterial pneumonia infections on top of the ‘Rona.

      • waffles

        If my blood oxygen was below 90% I would go in. That’s dangerous. I used to do some ski touring and light mountaineering and I would get leery of my blood oxygen dipping below 94%.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have no easy way of determining my O2 saturation. What method do you use?

      • waffles

        The little finger HR monitor thingy. I got it maybe a decade ago from amazon. I only ever touch it when I’m either feeling sick or at high elevation. At sea level it’s pegged at 99% for me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Hrmm…

        But then I’d have to take my gloves off.

      • slumbrew

        Moments ago I purchased a ‘fingertip pulse oximeter’ online, for just that purpose. This discussion reminded me I wanted one.

      • cyto

        I will also add that there is a concentration of problems among our conservative christian Trump group… A couple of whole are into Qanon.

        So I am getting it from both sides. NBC and CNN keep telling my wife that everyone needs to get vaccinated or you are a Trump conspiracy theorist, so she wants to vaccinate the kids even though they had the stupid Rona 6 months ago. All risk, no reward.

        And then these nutty conservative types who are too dumb to understand the risk reward curve refusing to get the shot even though they are over 50 and have 3 co-morbidities. Sure, you are 160lbs overweight, get no exercise, smoke and have diabetes. No, definitely don’t get vaccinated. What could happen? (Smash it to a closeup of a ventilator working away in the dark…)

        Politics is so stupid, and I place almost all the blame on our public health officials who are too busy trying to triangulate what they say to try to push people into doing what they want…. And not concerned enough about being truthful, accurate or thorough.

        Wanna know why they don’t trust you? That is your reason….

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s all foreseeable given all the calling wolf that’s happening. TPTB know, at least subconsciously, that calling wolf has outlasted its usefulness. Now they’re calling werewolf. Predictably, some of the skeptics are responding with “there’s no wolf in the first place”, the true believers are calling people idiots for not buying silver bullets, and the few thinking people are quizzically looking at one another asking “are you eeing a mangy coyote over there, too?”

  76. wdalasio

    After all the calls for “FOLLOW THE SCIENCE” blah blah blah, I’m still seeing very little actual FUCKING science.

    I think “The Science”(tm) was always a marketing gimmick. It was intended to flatter a certain segment of the population into compliance. Basically, they convinced a large portion of the population that, if you complied, it was a sign you were smart, educated and enlightened. Obviously, those who didn’t were the troglodytes, the bad people. And I think the political class was stunned by just how effective this flattery really was. Not only did it bring compliance, it brought eager compliance that could be directed across things that had little or nothing to do with science. It got a significant portion of the population to utterly adulate them. Again, based on pretty much nothing. Because people want to think they’re special. They want to think they’re superior to their neighbor. And politicians have discovered just how far they’ll go for that fix.

    • Lord Humungus

      Reading some old books – Cosmos, The Ascent of Man, etc – from the 1970s/early 80s, and there was a healthy belief that science, along with Western Civ, was the cure for the Dark Ages of yore. Now it seems that “science” is used as a stick to beat the “dullards” with.

      If you have an hour free, I recommend this interview with Jacob Bronowski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFgnGUL78MU

      and compare and contrast to today.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Bronowski is great.

      • UnCivilServant

        Science is a process, a means of inquiry.

        Applying the name of the method to blind belief in the diktats of priests doesn’t make it science.

      • juris imprudent

        But, but, my glorious cloak of authority!

  77. Animal

    Would it be terribly self-serving of me to ask what happened to the mid-morning post?

    • limey

      A bear ate it.

      • juris imprudent

        *golf claps*

    • Sensei

      Looks to be nothing on the calendar.

      That’s an observation and not a complaint.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I noticed the open slots, kind of odd

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Needz moar content submissions (from some of these slackers – you do your part) + χάος as Tonio said

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Say wut?

      • rhywun

        “chaos”

      • UnCivilServant

        I sent them something friday. I don’t think anyone’s had the time to look at it.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Like Tonio said, again, there’s chaos among the admin side of the house. Lots of folks with lots of real-life stuff to deal with, unfortunately.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m afraid I can’t read greek. The original post makes me think he puked up some math and wandered off.

    • Mojeaux

      I think real life got in everybody’s way. There may be stuff in pending not scheduled yet.

      • Animal

        Well, TPTB, if I can help in any way, let me know.

  78. limey

    But these people fleeing an actual oppressive shithole regime aren’t welcome. Maybe if they voted the right way once they got here, they would be, right Psaki?

    Cuba is seeing a surge in unauthorized migration to the United States, fueled by an economic crisis

    Malicious understatement of the week.

  79. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Speaking of Cuba – Yoel & Mari have a new video coming our tonight. They have been absent from YouTube for a few weeks, doing activism stuff, I guess.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQVTOuAYxhc

    • limey

      Cool. I should check out the channel.

  80. cyto

    The Andy Ngo post from the other day was interesting.

    There were a ton of “denier” responses… It was fake, staged, just actors cosplaying for fake outrage.

    Another group proclaimed it fake for a different reason… ” You can’t prove that it was antifa”

    But the disturbing group was the ” this is a lie because really they deserved to get assaulted” group.

    Lead by what is apparently a local pastor who proclaimed it “not a prayer meeting” but rather a political rally by a CA politician, these folks have variations of “they were asking for it”. The mild form was “they are not a prayer group, they are proud boys”
    The more aggressive version was that the proud boys only held their rally to provoke antifa, so they are the violent thugs and deserved what they get. (Some espousing this also said the antifa elements were simply peaceful protesters and they were in fact attacked).

    It is all a weird milleu, but that last group is the scary one, and it also seemed the largest. I really worry about the sort of person who can hold “this is all a lie, it never happened, that isn’t antifa, they are not Christians-they are proud boys Nazis, the proud boys provoked the whole thing, they got what they deserve” all in their head at the same time without a single problem. Those people are really scary….

    • limey

      See above discussion of Twitter/online responses, sociopaths, etc

    • waffles

      The problem is that it has become a lot like the “moderate Muslim” phenomena of years past where a lot of “moderate progressives” are willing to look the other way to make sure the infidel gets punished.

      • cyto

        I have been using the wife as a bellwether for this stuff. She seems to have her finger on the pulse of everyman. Or rather, every woman.

        Last year I showed her the reporting of Nancy Rommelman about Antifa tactics.. picking reporters, using umbrellas to block unauthorized photos, attacking people then covering the pushback…

        I showed her the video, framed as “did you see this covered in the news?”

        She focussed in on the umbrellas, saying they looked silly and implying that there is no real threat. I reminded her of the Rommelman reporting on tactics and the clubs and pepper spray in use.

        The wife did not remember any of the Rommelman stuff and definitely was incredulous about the reason for the umbrellas.

        There is your every woman take.

      • wdalasio

        That doesn’t end well. It ends really, really badly.

        There’s two ways conservatives can possibly respond to this. They can accept it and be bullied into silence. I’m sure that’s what the “moderate progressives” are ultimately hoping for. The problem, of course, is that conservatives get a say on that. And they can choose to respond in kind. They can start looking the other way while their not-so-nice guys start attacking progressives. And in that world, it’s the bad guys from both sides who wind up holding sway.

        It sounds great to have the Devil on a leash. But, eventually you find out who’s on the leash and who’s holding the leash.

  81. The Late P Brooks

    But then I’d have to take my gloves off.

    Maybe they make oxygen sensing gloves. That would be a helpful addition to the digital wardrobe.

  82. The Late P Brooks

    I place almost all the blame on our public health officials who are too busy trying to triangulate what they say to try to push people into doing what they want…. And not concerned enough about being truthful, accurate or thorough.

    Wanna know why they don’t trust you? That is your reason….

    This.