Risk Management

by | Aug 14, 2021 | Beer, Food & Drink, Health Care, Markets | 348 comments

Since the arms race to employ the most Orwellian way to vaccinate scores of the population that refuses to get it is currently underway, perhaps someone can throw out an alternative approach?

This is my review of Goose Hate Birds:  the Birds that Hate Island 312 Wheat.

 

What is the alternative approach?  Per this Professor of Public Policy at Texas A&M, a reasonable inducement might be to stop paying for their healthcare, while he intensely stares into the camera like he’s Clint Eastwood.

Not in such explicit terms of course:

Who should bear those costs? Under our system of risk-sharing, it’s all of us, whether through government programs like Medicare and Medicaid or through private insurers. When someone who refuses to get the vaccine gets seriously ill, their bills currently are paid by taxpayers or others in their insurance group.

But why should the vaccinated bear those financial costs? Insurers, led by government programs, should declare that medically-able, eligible people who choose not to be vaccinated are responsible for the full financial cost of COVID-related hospitalizations, effective in six weeks.

While it is true that pooling risk is essentially how the insurance industry is able to pay claims.  It is also true the federal government is the single largest payer of health care expenditures in the US.  The fun infographic here shows the amount of change from out of pocket in 1960 to nearly half covered by Medicare/Medicaid if anyone is interested in being nauseated.  This total expenditure is estimated to cost a little over $11,500 per person, assuming CMS knows how to add, and yes it is probably only going to go up in the future.

Its also very much evident with 5 of the top 10 health insurance companies in the US specializing in delivery of government sponsored health care (#5-10) we are indeed paying for everyone’s stupidity.

At the risk of boomers shouting “I paid into that!” while throwing wilted lettuce and rotten tomatoes—I have to admit he’s right.

He just doesn’t go far enough.  Why should we have to pay for everyone’s poor health choices?  I have a relatively clean diet, I don’t smoke a pack a day, I exercise regularly.  Although I drive 5-10 over the speed limit and I enjoy the *ahem* occasional drink.  Why is it my responsibility for somebody morbidly obese, smokes like a Mad Scientist, or polishes his rocks by trying to outrun the cops on a Hayabusa?

This would eliminate some of the moral hazard that contributes to claims from frivolous patients driven by hypochondria.  Not to mention the price floor that is the Medicare Fee Schedule that at a minimum disincentivizes lowering provider costs.  It might even eliminate the mission creep these insurance companies have gotten into like paying for groceries and even offering delivery.

In fact why even have these public and private collectivist schemes at all?  Why pool everyone’s resources together only to be used almost exclusively on the weakest, fattest, members of society?  They should pay for the consequences of their poor choices.  If we eliminate Medicare and allow the market to adjust towards incentivizing fee for service care, perhaps all the finger wagging asshats stop?

No, sadly the finger wagging will continue.  What’s really funny is how a professor of public policy didn’t notice if his proposal goes through it leads to nothing but discrimination lawsuits.


Hate Bird Island is a manmade island formed in the middle of the Chicago River.  It was said that at one point it was an actual island that served as a waypoint for Hate Birds to flock on their way south towards my neck of the woods for the winter.  Screw those hate birds.  We get enough wintering Canadians, they don’t need to bring their goddamn birds along with them.  The beer is a neutral filtered German style wheat that is best described as “non-threatening”.  Not quite what I remembered last time I had it, but its not bad with minimal banana. Goose Hate Birds:  the Birds that Hate Island 312 Wheat:  2.5/5

 

 

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348 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    I don’t like wheat beer

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Me neither,

      • PieInTheSky

        honestly I don’t see the point of posts that do not cater to my preferences

      • Not Adahn

        It keeps the comment sections from getting too long.

      • Plinker762

        Hence the need for strict enforcement of only on-topic comments.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I like them in a big stein when I’m sitting outside on a hot day.

    • rhywun

      I love wheat beer so your vote is canceled.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Cancel culture chalks up another victim.

      • Jerms

        Kick back drink wheat beer and watch Columbo like a bad ass.

      • rhywun

        Today’s project is to assemble the DVD’s into the proper cases that just arrived. Maybe I’ll get around to watching one of them.

      • Jerms

        Sounds like your life is as exciting as mine.

      • rhywun

        Just the way I like it.

      • rhywun

        OFFS I just opened the 2nd case (“Seasons 5 – 7 and 24 TV movies”) and a half-dozen disks came flying out.

        These things better all fucking play.

  2. DEG

    we eliminate Medicare and allow the market to adjust towards incentivizing fee for service care

    YES

  3. R.J.

    Prior to Obamacare, you could get an individual plan that met just your needs. Your deductible, your customized coverage. Obama set fire to that ship and sailed it out to sea.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yep growing up my mom told they just carried what was basically life or limb coverage cause that was what they could afford. *looks at family, huh we are all healthy and alive*

      • blackjack

        My parents only really budgeted for painkillers. Beyond that, some self surgery and hope for the best had better work.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      ThAT wASn’T REaL inSUraNcE!!!!!!

    • Drake

      I could also get an HMO for my family through an employer for about $100 / month.

  4. kinnath

    Every totalitarian fuckwit in the country is pushing his/her way in front of a camera to talk about new ways on coerce people into taking a EUA drug.

    I am so tired of this.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They all see an opening.

  5. blackjack

    It’s got nothing to do with anybody getting sick or dying. Biden promised 70% vaxxed, and he aims to get it. His poll numbers a sagging and he needs a win. That’s why that Garland douchebag drafted an opinion authorizing the government to force it on people. Not because anyone’s getting sick or dying at any real rate. At some point, after much tyranny, they plan to proclaim a high number of vaxxed people, at which time they will dial back the numbers of “cases,” Biden will be proclaimed our saviour and we’ll all forget about how he’s fucked up everything he touches. They will have proven that enough tyranny, with them in charge of course, and they can fix anything!

    • J. Frank Parnell

      At the risk of stating the obvious, stuff like this is not at all about convincing people to get vaxxed. It’s just shoring up the base by drumming up hatred of the unvaxxed, who – as per the recent propaganda – are all deplorable science-hating Trumptards.

  6. egould310

    Just can’t do the beer anymore. Too many carbs. I got on a scale this week for the first time in three years. 195lbs. Yikes! I need to lose 25 lbs.

    Smirnoff and Perrier with a splash of lemon or lime juice. Cheers!

    • Tundra

      Yeah, beer absolutely balloons me up, too.

      But never gives me headaches. I may have to just switch to THC.

      • egould310

        I was talking with my wife about THC yesterday. I like getting high cause it’s all weird. But I just get too paranoid now. That’s no fun. And smoking is a non-starter. Edibles are meh.

        Resigned to vodka and bourbon for life. Until the government takes that away, too.

      • The Last American Hero

        Not even Stalin took away vodka.

      • rhywun

        Beer gives me worse headaches than anything other than rum or tequila.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Red wine for me, although certain beers that I absolutely lovelovelove also give me “consequences” (I’m lookin’ at you, Grimbergen my dearest…).

    • Ayn Random Variation

      I use Bubbly flavored water with my vodka.

      • Nephilium

        Nope. Can’t do a low calorie cocktail post.

        /wanders off

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I saw an end cap filled with Jameson and Topo Chico this morning, is this a cocktail?

      • Nephilium

        No, but Ranch Water has become the new trendy drink to become popular.

      • ignoreLander

        Hey, that sounds pretty good. Kind of a gin-and-tonic with tequila instead.

      • Nephilium

        Which has a name already… it’s a tequila and tonic. This adds the lime juice to amp up the acidity.

        As I stated early in my cocktail series, any clear liquor (vodka, rum, gin, tequila) can be swapped out with any other in almost any drink with minimal consequences.

      • Not Adahn

        Yes, it’s a McPedro.

      • westernsloper

        LOL

      • TARDis

        I call that a Frugal White Claw.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    But why should the vaccinated bear those financial costs? Insurers, led by government programs, should declare that medically-able, eligible people who choose not to be vaccinated are responsible for the full financial cost of COVID-related hospitalizations, effective in six weeks.

    Now do fat people.

    • Suthenboy

      …and smokers…people who drive too fast…people who engage in any risky behavior.

      • Ayn Random Variation

        They actually did make this same argument when they were trying to ban cigs and when they went to war against McDonald’s. This goes to show how dumb many of these highly credentialed people are – that they can’t see where this argument leads.

      • Nephilium

        No one wants to ban smoking, they just want to ban it in public buildings!

      • Ayn Random Variation

        They still have some smoking bars in Philly. Since they just reimposed mask mandates and you can’t smoke with a mask on, maybe I’ll take up smoking

  8. Suthenboy

    I was under the impression that the vacced should wear masks and risk ‘breakthrough’ infections. In other words the vaccines done work yet there is so much pressure to get the vaccine….it’s almost as if there is some kind of hidden agenda. I know a rat when I smell one.

  9. Tundra

    Thanks for the review, MS!

    If we eliminate Medicare and allow the market to adjust towards incentivizing fee for service care, perhaps all the finger wagging asshats stop?

    Medicare is going to implode regardless. The costs of diabetes alone will crater it.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    After that, do old people.

    • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

      Oh, they’ve already been doing old people for the last eighteen months . . .

    • Hyperion

      Do old people, with no context… well, ok then!

  11. Gustave Lytton

    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr was a Renaissance man and a gift to the world. How far the apple fell from that tree. Jr would have made the country a better place by singing from a rope in a tree.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    They should pay for the consequences of their poor choices.

    Now you’re just making shit up.

  13. Ted S.

    Why should we have to pay for everyone’s poor health choices?

    Now do that with gay buttsex and watch the reeing.

  14. MikeS

    I love wheat beers. I do not love, or even like, 312. They call it an “Urban Wheat” whatever the hell that is. I’d say it’s definitely an American Wheat, not German.

    • westernsloper

      Welcome back Mike!?

      • MikeS

        Thanks! Good to “see” you again!

    • Nephilium

      It’s very much an American Wheat, of which my personal favorite is Bell’s Oberon.

  15. TARDis

    Any explanation as to why kids are getting put into the PICUs this go around? They were asymptomatic on the first wave. Something is not right, and I can’t get straight answers from TMITE.

    • Brochettaward

      RSV has been brought up repeatedly on here as one explanation for any spike. It’s not that uncommon this time of the year. Low and behold my local news was actually running a story on it the other day, though they were claiming it was the RSV and covid which done done it.

    • blackjack

      I can’t get straight answers from TMITE

      All we know for sure is, they are lying.

      • Sean

        ⬆ This.

  16. blackjack

    Man, ya’ll are acting like mentioning the far edge of the window will shock people into understanding that there’s no limiting factor here. They are actually working their way up to doing exactly this. They seek control of everything. Showing how this leads there is actually encouraging to them.

  17. LCDR_Fish

    I’m not logged into the forum on my phone but for the glibs meet-up in fred we will probably be outside for space.

      • Suthenboy

        It was that way all across the continent. The Injuns here burned off huge swaths of forest to keep the buffalo coming.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep. Look at turn of the century and late 1800s pictures. Far far fewer trees in what are now urban areas. Some due to land clearing as part of settling but not entirely by any stretch. Fires burned out lots of vegetation and there was next to no irrigation during dry spells prior to settlement.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And ornamental vegetation beyond maybe a bush or two was strictly the province of the wealthy.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Photographs of the Bow Valley (west of Calgary towards Banff) from the end of the nineteenth century show a huge variety of tree species, both deciduous and coniferous; that all changed when active fire management (read: suppression) started in earnest after WWII.
        Contemporary photos show a typical climax forest of almost nothing but conifers, juuuuuust waiting to explode into massive walls o’ flame.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The website is Oregon Live, not Oregon Sentient, think about it,

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s a legacy of Advance Newhouse’s web naming legacy to try and group their papers under a single identity.

      • R C Dean

        controlled burning

        Controlled burns are used in Texas to help minimize range fires. A cowboy (a real one, with a horse and everything) who worked with Pater Dean said “Its a controlled burn until someone strikes a match.”

        I watched one that actually went pretty well. Ideal conditions – little wind, etc. They started fires around each side of the filed, which was probably 160 acres. When the fires met in the middle of the field, holy crap did things change. Allofasudden, there was a short-lived fire devil – like a dust devil, only made of fire. Really hard to tell scale, but I would guess it was at least 100 feet high.

      • Stillhunter

        I’m guessing they lit the leeward side first, allowing the fire to back into the wind, then lit the two sides, and finally lit the windward side so the head fire would burn into the previously burned area, thus drastically reducing the chance of escape. The fire devil is also a result of all that heat heading up creating a large updraft that sucks all the firebrands high up so they burn out before landing on adjacent land. Again, drastically reducing chance of escape.

        There are numerous techniques to ignition on a prescribed burn. I agree controlled is a poor word. Of course, the government screwed all that up too. It’s really a topic for an article.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Truth of the Day Club I guess, do they spin a wheel to find out todays agenda?
        Chicken blood?
        Rune Casting?

  18. Yusef drives a Kia

    I never knew constant pain was so tiring,
    I understand why people use opiods,
    I do not take opioids,
    It takes me four hours just to get it together and walk more than 20 feet,
    And it’s getting worse,
    I need Cat food,
    And beer,

    • Suthenboy

      Fatigue is a big problem when it comes to pain. I wrote the book on that.
      By all means, stay away from opioids. They quickly become a bigger problem than the one you are trying to fix.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have about 15 anti inflammo’s left until late Sept. so I take them rarely,
        I wear my exoskeleton Lumbar support, and grind it out. I’ll be functional from now til sunset or so, then straight back into hell, after dinner of course.

      • rhywun

        No problem here. Opioids make me nauseous.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Opioids are very useful in specific cases of severe, acute pain where short-term relief is needed. Not usually a good choice for long term pain management due to the risk of addiction, as others have pointed out. Hope you get this fixed soon.

    • DEG

      Sorry Yusef. I hope you get whatever is wrong fixed.

    • blackjack

      I have constant pain, but nowhere near the level you probably do. It’s mind altering itself. I used to take opioids for occasional relief, but I’m a tee-totaler. I hate being overly intoxicated. I drink sparingly also. I hope you find a way to fix the cause. They have improved the methods quite a bit recently. Hopefully, they have something to help you.

    • westernsloper

      Thanks to Tom Woods’s’ses’ Thursday episode with Mark Sisson I am revisiting the Paleo route to life. I do not know if it will be any more successful than my last go at it some 7 or 8 years ago but I have a different motivation now. I take two meds for HBP (I have stopped all pain meds and deal with my pain through stretching and exercise) and I am now on a mission to take no meds. After the past 18 months and seeing a fake cure pushed for a sickness that the vast majority of the population would not die from that was most likely designed by government funded scientists, I am done taking anymore pharmaceuticals. Fuck. Them. It is going to take some lifestyle changes and quitting as well as cutting back a few things. My burning hatred for them is very strong and I am finding it a strong motivator.

      (consider this my Glib fit contribution since I have to work tomorrow)

      • westernsloper

        Thanks for the link. Bookmarked. I have jerked chicken and a pork loin marinating and am about to whoop up a Paleo peach cobbler.

      • l0b0t

        Oooh… The store had family packs of breasts on sale, so I just boiled half a dozen of them in some spicy broth, then threw a few pounds of baby taters in the chickeny water while the breasts sat. I was gonna shred them and make salad or tacos but I can’t stop just pulling chunks off, plunging them into various sauces/dressings and stuffing them (with wee potatos dipped in Kerry Gold butter) into my pie-hole.

      • Tundra

        I just listened to that, too. Sisson (and Taubes) got me on the right track back in 2012 or so. One thing I like about Sisson is that he isn’t so goddamn dogmatic. Find what works for you and strive to follow the 80/20 rule.

        Good luck!

      • Stillhunter

        That’s what I loved about him when I found him about the same time. No pushy sales pitches trying to get you to buy something. He has supplements and of course the books, etc. But he just spouts facts and let’s people make up their own mind.

      • ignoreLander

        I had never heard of this Mark Sisson, but I just spent some time looking through his website and watching a couple of his videos…. I like this dude! He seems to get it:

        What is your health philosophy?

        In a nutshell:

        …Time for fun—don’t take anything too seriously
        Ethical behavior—because what goes around comes around
        Taking responsibility for yourself and your life—openness to new things and ideas…

        Why should I listen to you?

        You shouldn’t. I’m partly kidding, of course, but I do believe in critically assessing everything we come across, particularly if it has an impact on our health—including anything I say.

        The guy made a new fan today….

  19. Sean

    “He just doesn’t go far enough. ”

    We should also ban the obese from restaurants and fast food. Weigh in required at the door. We should also monitor their grocery purchases.

    • Sean

      Oh, and no job since they drag down employer funded health insurance.

      They’ll be healthy in no time!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Does my thin body offset my Smoking? I don’t eat a third of what the Obese do.

      • Sean

        *shrug*

        I’m a big idea guy. I leave the details to someone else.

      • DEG

        More.

      • Nephilium

        And if you don’t finish what you order, the nurses “punish” you.

    • Ghostpatzer

      You know who else set fires to make a profit?

      • MikeS

        Smokey the Bear’s evil broth Sparky?

      • MikeS

        *insert “er”

      • Sean

        :bear:

      • Sean

        Hrm

        ?

      • blackjack

        4 Chan

      • Stillhunter

        Wildland firefighters looking for work?

    • rhywun

      “Language has power,” said Dr. Laura Kair

      …in a rare moment of honesty.

      • ignoreLander

        “ABM recognizes that not all people who give birth and lactate identify as female, and that some of these individuals identify as neither female nor male,”

        Does ABM also recognize that all people who give birth and lactate LITERALLY ARE female? Because they are.

        I’m far far from the first to say it, but I want to get this off my chest. When all this dumb-ass “social science” idiocy started, I retreated more and more and took refuge in my mathematics-based profession. After all, there was one thing they could never touch, and that was hard science and hard math. And now I’m seeing the folly of having faith in anything relating to mankind, since actual math, and healthcare, and science, is being co-opted by the touchy-feelies.

        It truly is a deflating feeling to ponder.

      • Plinker762

        Enjoy your demoralization.

      • ignoreLander

        Enjoy your demoralization.

        It’s a “thank you sir may I have another” thing by now. If I had the means and the language skills and I knew where to go, I’d have fled the USA by now. But my limited intelligence tells me nowhere else on the whole planet is any better.

      • rhywun

        That’s where the “power” comes in – the power to literally compel you to utter falsehoods.

        Orwell had a thing or two to say about this.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Chestmilk, yuck

      • R C Dean

        *squeezes nipple*

        Mine must be defective.

    • Sean

      Pretty sure that’s old.

  20. robc

    312 is garbage. I am also looking at you, Oberon.

    American wheats are an abomination. Use a damn hefe yeast, you fucking morons.

    • robc

      It is possible I have an irrational bias when it comes to wheat beers.

      But if I could cast a DnD style genocide spell on a particular beer style, it would be American Wheat.

    • MikeS

      ^ this guy gets it

      • robc

        I got to judge the fruit beer category at a comp once. 75% were gawd awful raspberry wheats.

      • MikeS

        That sounds like a nightmare.

      • kinnath

        I made a really nice raspberry wheat. Except it was actually a raspberry lambic.

        Lambic and Berliner Weisse are the only wheat beers I will drink. 😉

    • DEG

      Oberon is good.

      • MikeS

        Shut your whore mouth!

      • DEG

        No.

      • Ted S.

        I think her death scene in Wuthering Heights is ridiculous.

      • ignoreLander

        Death scene in Game of Thrones .

      • ignoreLander

        Disregard that last comment. Was going for a great joke about Oberyn Martell’s death scene and flubbed the punchline royally, and on the record, for all to see.

      • Ted S.

        I of course was referring to Merle Oberon.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Use a damn hefe yeast, you fucking morons.

      Then it tastes like fucking bananas!

      • MikeS

        And/or cloves. Don’t forget the cloves!

    • rhywun

      LOL the Biden administration will get right on that. ?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They can start right after they get done ignoring the Supreme Court (who have been completely silent, are they actually doing anything about it?).

    • Ghostpatzer

      I thought the president’s word was law. The president approves the policy, who cares what some pissant judge thinks? This ruling will be reversed on appeal anyway, why not save a few bucks by letting the executive do as he pleases?

    • R C Dean

      Avatar checks out for that story.

  21. westernsloper

    So we shouldn’t pay for peoples bad decisions (not that not taking the vaccine is necessarily a bad decision)? Ok I am game, and even disregarding the ineffective vaccine, when is the government going to take responsibility for giving not just shitty, but out right wrong health advice my entire life? Fuck them. They wonder why some people don’t trust them. The CDC is the government arm of big pharma with advice to make you sick (see the food pyramid), for example high cholesterol, and then have big pharma gives you the “cure” which makes you less healthy with deadly side effects. They are fucking evil.

    LOL @ the hate birds.

    I just poured one of these into my freshly delivered Glibs glass. I feel so classy drinking beer from a glass. (sniffs armpit) The beer is ok.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Very classy ?

      The unvaccinated are already paying for their bad decisions – no workee, no travel, no concert, no eat at fancy restaurant. Need to turn up the pain level, I suppose.

      • blackjack

        Yes, They probably feed on the blood of vaccinated infants. I know for sure that some of the movers and shakers in the financial world are unvaxxed. Pulling the strings which keep the good vaccinated citizens poor and dependent. The unvaxxed are like vermin. They should be readily identifiable and kept from engaging in modern society. That will be a start. We’ll have to come up with a solution later to finally end this once and for all.

      • Ghostpatzer

        “They probably feed on the blood of vaccinated infants.”

        Expected that in the morning (((links))).

      • westernsloper

        You know I reek of class.

      • Animal

        Well, I’ll go along with half of that.

      • MikeS

        You know I reek of class.

        FIFY

      • westernsloper

        ?To both of you!

    • Animal

      So we shouldn’t pay for peoples bad decisions…

      Sure. So I shouldn’t have to pay taxes to support legions of urban twats who keep downloading rugrats they can’t support? Is that how that works?

      • Sean

        Yes, and I shouldn’t have to pay school taxes since I have no kids.

      • Animal

        Nobody should have to pay school taxes. Government at any level has no fucking business being involved in education. Privatize all of it.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        shoulda bought in the unorganized borough where’s there is no property tax and unless you’e in a city there’s no sales tax, either.

      • Animal

        The property taxes here at least aren’t terrible, no sales tax here, and as we’re both getting older we didn’t want to wander too far afield. When I was a younger guy I could have lived out farther; nowadays we want to be nearer to medical help if we need it.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Palmer and Wasilla have sales tax, however. Anchorage doesn’t but has much higher property taxes. Some assembly member makes a stink now and then about introducing sales tax to lessen the burden of property taxes and to make money off the tourists (aside from bed tax), but lmao if you think the total tax burden would end up being lower for most people.

      • Animal

        Yes, tax burden is a ratchet, not a wheel – it only ever goes one direction.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        FWIW, I think the borough is trying to and might have voted to institute an area-wide sales tax for transportation. Of course, it’s for bike paths and shit like that nobody uses 9 months of the year. Oh, but they claim it will sunset after hitting the target fund amount. Less clear, of course, is how they plan to pay for maintenance.

        Here is a good and easy to follow primer about local gov’t in Alaska:

        http://www.akml.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Legislative-PRIMER-WEB.pdf

      • ignoreLander

        I pay out my ass in property taxes, for children I don’t have, for them to be indoctrinated into ideas I don’t agree with, with my money going to pay people I abhor, a portion of which enriches unions I don’t think should exist, who in turn use it to bribe politicians I wouldn’t piss on if they were burning in flames.

        Yeah, Privatize all of it indeed.

      • westernsloper

        Yes. Exactly!

  22. J. Frank Parnell

    I used to drink a lot of Goose Island 20+ years ago because Trader Joe’s had mixed 12-packs for like $7. But then they stopped carrying those, and after that I only ever saw their fancy expensive corked 750ml special releases, which I never bothered with. And then they got bought by AB, so whatever.

  23. Hyperion

    Finally, hipster juice! … wait, that’s not hipster juice…

  24. Hyperion

    Mornin, wokesters.

    So, the Raiders are playing the Sea Chickens, I think at 3PM in the one true time zone. Or 6PM in the totally fake time zone.

    I’m sure Kansas City fans are excited about that, since their team and Kermie totally suck sea biscuits!

  25. l0b0t

    KK and Tulip, please go give this video a look, if you have not already seen it. Queen Victoria and Prince Albert visited Bangor, North Wales, in 1859. Here is the roast beef she was served. Also, enjoy the solid slate billiard table, and solid slate bedframe.

    • blackjack

      If that meat wasn’t cooked enough, it might have made Prince Albert have to stay in the can.

      • l0b0t

        Interestingly, the castle at which they stayed was owned by some exceedingly wealthy slate magnates. This family was fond of modern technological inventions, and had one of the earliest indoor flush-toilets in the world.

      • blackjack

        I remember the Winchester Mystery house had some large amount of staff but only one shower. It was built for Ms. Winchester and therefore only usable by someone 4’6″ It was pretty close to chest high.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I loved that place the one time I went. A++, recommended. Not as spooky as shown on In Search Of (not spooky at all, really). Sarah also had elegant taste.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Very shitlord, don’t give a fuck. The best house firearms blood money and zero building codes could build. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

    • Tulip

      Thanks, will watch.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Ministry of Truth efforts to whip the boobousie into a panicstricken frenzy continue unabated

    As the coronavirus surges again in the United States, scientists have found another disaster is playing a key role in the number of people who contract severe Covid-19 cases and how many die: wildfires.

    A new study published in the journal Science Advances found that increases in fine particulate matter from wildfire smoke in 2020 led to a surge in Covid-19 cases and deaths in California, Oregon and Washington.

    Sneakiest most lethalest little bug you ever seen.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Sentient snifflecooties hitch a ride on ash particulates deep into your unsuspecting lungs, set up shop, and KILL YOU.

  28. Gustave Lytton

    Report from the first grocery store (semi rural Ian): Most people are wearing masks again. They won’t wear masks unless the state forces them. But when it does, they go along with it. I did see more resistance than last time. Several completely unmasked and two with the mask pulled down. None of the employees said a word about wearing one, just usual pleasantries.

    • Sean

      Grocery store here was more unmasked than masked patrons.

      The state liquor store still has masks recommended signage, but only 1 employee seen wearing one and five with none. ?

      • ignoreLander

        My experience with retail has been, any shop or restaurant I go into, the entire staff is masked, and 0 to maybe 1% of the patrons are masked.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Holy cow! No one said anything shopping at Trader Joe’s. That place was Covidian central for chain stores a short while ago. The only sign was letter size in about 14pt font about state’s requirement. Posted to the side window, not on the sliding door when you walk in. No one else unmasked.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Walked by Bed Bath and Beyond. Zero signs on the door or in the walkway.

      • Sean

        Ours went along with PA state guidance and stopped everything the end of May.

    • Gustave Lytton

      2nd grocery story had big signs up but none of the workers said a thing until the cashier handed me my receipt. “Just so you know for next time, there’s a mask mandate now”. “Ok”. Fuck stick put the milk cartons at the bottom of the grocery bag sideways so everything on top will cause them to leak. And then they had their special needs employee walking around with his mask half off.

      Discount sporting goods store: girl at entrance counter (in non compliant face shield only) asks if I need a mask. “No, thank you”. “have a good day”. This despite multiple signs as you walk in.

      Skipped the neighborhood farmers store. They had big signs at the rollup doors and they’re the sort of place Gov Shitstain’s goons would make an example out of.

      • rhywun

        Still optional here in NYC, but I doubt for much longer.

  29. Q Continuum

    The drive to coerce people into getting vaccinated is taking us into some really dangerous territory.

    https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/action-t4-nazi-euthanasia-programme.html

    The “anti-vaxxers” or “right-wing Trumpistas” or “science deniers” increasingly get relegated to second-class citizen status and defined as dangerous and burdensome to the good people. Finally they are “life unworthy of life”. What I find so fascinating is how frequently families *asked* for their children and relatives to be murdered in support of the cause.

    The “elites/cathedral/establishment”, whatever you want to call them, are basically Nazis.

    • Mustang

      I gotta tell ya, all this talk about using kids to shoe up their insane policies, demonizing unvaccinated people, and stories like this are making me madder than I ever thought possible. It almost scares me, having this much anger.

      • ignoreLander

        Before the Simpsons turned into a rancid steaming puddle of vomit, it was a pretty funny show. And one of their best gags was the seasons-long running gag that had Helen Lovejoy showing up out of the blue to screech “OHHHHH WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN” about the most mild, mundane things.

        Yet another way they predicted the future…..

  30. Q Continuum

    On another note:

    Egg salad is an abomination. A bowl of egg salad and a steaming bowl of shit are equally as appetizing. People who like egg salad are mentally defective.

    You know it, I know it; it’s time to admit the truth.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      Never cared for it. I’ll take vinegar-based cole slaw any day of the week.

      • Q Continuum

        I always knew you were a sane and reasonable man.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        I’m printing this out and use it for future job applications.

      • l0b0t

        Hell yeah! Cole slaw should be vinegary and peppery, not sweet.

      • Lord Humungus

        What’s your thoughts on coleslaw with some chopped dill pickle included? I prefer that over some of the excessively creamy mixes that are popular around here in bland food land.

      • westernsloper

        I like my egg salad served atop a nice vinegary based coleslaw.

      • TARDis

        … with a beer. Later to be followed by a car ride with some friends and the window controls locked out?

    • PutridMeat

      I knew there was a reason I liked you. I mean in addition to ass Wednesday.

    • kinnath

      Egg salad is an abomination.

      I pity you.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Fact check: True.

    • Gustave Lytton

      And then you posted this drivel. This along with your elephantiasis obsession makes me think you have some sort of brain rot.

    • MikeS

      ^this guy gets it

    • blackjack

      Shredded cabbage with mayo belongs on your plate, not mine

      • Gustave Lytton

        What is it with Glibs and their food preferences? So much wrongness.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ‘S OK, you can have mine.

      • Suthenboy

        Almost as bad as their taste in music….sheeesh.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Conversely: may I have your cilantro?

      • Suthenboy

        The difference being that cilantro hate is objective.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        If not for restaurants* I doubt I’d have realized I like it or a lot of things; dunno about you lot.

        * potlucks / dinner parties / other people’s cooking generally

      • PutridMeat

        right-o. On the other hand, shredded cabbage with some sliced onions, garlic, jalapenos, and shredded carrots brined in apple cider vinegar and pickling spices for 12-24 hours can hang out on my plate. Fresh cilantro added at the end optional for you genetic defectives. Touch of honey in the brine optional.

      • Hyperion

        “Shredded cabbage”

        Is fermented and now has brine or it’s just cabbage.

    • westernsloper

      Wrong. And the best egg salad is made with pickled eggs.

    • ignoreLander

      Egg salad is just deviled eggs for messy people. And it’s freaking delicious. Going to have to raise my middle finger to you on this one….

    • mexican sharpshooter

      What? Next week Q tells us he was never into titties.

    • Nephilium

      Mystery Men disagrees.

    • Not Adahn

      Egg salad is devilled eggs that can be spread on pretzels and pumpernickel toast.

      It’s faboo.

  31. The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

    OT, but a decent overview on The Kabul Times website that isn’t eye-glazingly long: Afghanistan: From Peace to Endless War

    • Q Continuum

      I feel terrible for the everyday people caught in the middle of this; but this has absolutely nothing to do with the West. There are some cultures that are hellbent on living in the 12th century and it’s not the developed world’s job to convince them otherwise.

    • Q Continuum

      Don’t put your kids in govt indoctrination camps.

    • Stillhunter

      This is another reason I’m pulling kids out of school. I am as conflict averse as anyone, but I’m reaching the end of my rope and I don’t want to be in a situation where I confront some bureaucrat and end up losing my shit.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Any government employee (military, State Dept, Agricultural attache, whatever) who claims to be surprised by the breakneck speed of the Afghan collapse should be taken out and shot.

    • blackjack

      And those who are surprised by the speed at which the US has fallen?

      • Q Continuum

        “How did you go bankrupt?”
        “Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      Saigon II: Historical Boogaloo

    • mikey

      I’d really like to see some of the. .ppts showing the capability assessments of the Afghan army. Were any of the people presenting/viewing them actually dumb enough to believe their own BS?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        No. They were busy taking the latest cultural sensitivity training,

      • Stillhunter

        I guess the CIA is good at something besides suiciding people.

  33. limey

    I’ve had this a few times. It’s okay. I’m not hugely into wheat beers but I have no strong opinions. I also like geese.

  34. Suthenboy

    I just got back from the grocery store, the pharmacy and the hardware store. I saw one person wearing a mask.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Evidently wife is on the outs with her mom because she didn’t let her mom put a mask on our 4 year old.

      I dunno what has changed, but things have shifted in a rather orwellian direction over the last 2 weeks.

      • Suthenboy

        Orwell, Rand….etc. did not imagine the things they wrote about. They experienced them. A large percentage of the population are unthinking herd animals. They are especially moronic when they get scared.

      • Hyperion

        “A large percentage of the population are unthinking herd animals.”

        AKA Millennials.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        From my viewpoint, also Boomers.
        In fact, here the Boomers have been either the most strident or the most relaxed (but way more of the former).

      • Hyperion

        Boomers here are definitely the most don’t give a fuck. Millennials wear masks outdoors and there’s nevet been a mandate for that. When I see a 19 year old running with a mask I really want to barf.

      • rhywun

        Teens rebel here but otherwise almost everyone under 40 is compliant. And everyone over 65 or so but I feel for them because TMITE has scared them out of their wits.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I don’t think I’ve run into any boomers who are stridently against this shit. They’re all vaccinated and most still wear masks where told to. The folks my age tend to be rather polarized. Most are branch covidians, but the ones who aren’t are prepping to lose jobs, transform lifestyles, and weather whatever else comes up.

      • Q Continuum

        Things haven’t changed much around here actually.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’d replace “moronic” with “evil”, but I agree with the point.

        People acting stupidly doesn’t destroy a society. People acting evil does. Something happens to useful idiots when they’re made to be afraid. They don’t just gravitate towards the most emotionally satisfying (and usually most stupid) solution. They drop all pretense of propriety and boundaries and evangelize their idiocy as gospel truth.

        It isn’t enough for dear old MIL to isolate herself and mask up and vaccinate (although she, like most of the unthinking masses, seems to believe that the restrictions are meant for others more than for herself), she has to make wifey feel like a bad mom and a stupid person for not towing the lion. She has to be “really concerned” for our well being. Every trick in the emotional manipulation cupboard is fair game to get the heretics to see the light.

        This is something more than stupid. It’s orchestrated zealotry of the midwits.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Sorry to hear that, sir. What’s your 4 y.o.’s opinion?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        She identifies as an ice princess, so the (CCP) cold doesn’t bother her anyway.

        In seriousness, we have taken a laissez faire approach to masking with her. When masks were more ubiquitous, she could wear hers if she asked, but we didn’t push it and we let her take it off whenever requested. Now, it’s not even a conversation. She hasn’t worn a mask in months and we’re at the point where we’re not gonna put a mask on her except for rare and specific situations where the compromise is necessary.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The carrots and lies are running out and reality is setting in.

      • Suthenboy

        That leaves the stick…which no one saw coming. No one at all.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      I was out in a rural part of the state that’s still in the road system last weekend at a small bar/restaurant and the locals were openly mocking a trio of tourists who had their mask on while waiting for their food. Even the old lady bartender muttered under her breath.

    • limey

      Supermarket this week and less masks seen. Trending the right way.

      • rhywun

        It’s trending the opposite way here.

        Like I’ve been saying all year I’m expecting Australian-style lockdowns by the end of summer.

    • Hyperion

      I was in the liquor store here yesterday and no one was wearing t mask. But you have to consider, this here is Little Israel.

      I thought your governor said y’all gotta wear the mask?

      • Suthenboy

        He did. An ‘order’ no less. I was in the grocery store the day the ‘order’ took effect. I walked in without a mask. The manager said ‘mmmmmph mumph’.
        I said “Take that thing off of your face so I can understand you. Oh, are we still playing that game?”
        She took her mask off and said yes.
        Me – “I have half of a mind to drive down to Baton Rouge and toss that son of a bitch in the river.”
        Her – “Can I ride with you?”

        That sums up the attitude here nicely.

      • Hyperion

        The city reinstated the mask mandate here as well. (((they))) don’t seem to care and they’ll sell you beer on Sunday, so I have much respect for them.

      • ignoreLander

        Beer on Sunday? Blasphemy!

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, but they won’t sell you beer on Saturday.

      • Hyperion

        Yes, but I can walk across the street and get it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’d pay good money to go on a road trip with Suthen. Particularly if it ended with a politician in the drink.

      • TARDis

        I would be fun to be the videographer for that, I’d bet.

    • TARDis

      People are starting to mask up again here. Management at work was looking the other way and not hassling anyone, but then an unclean employee in my area died. Now it’s back to square one.

      Went to Kroger last weekend, mask usage is back up to about a third. Repeated announcements about the unclean and employees must wear masks.

    • DEG

      I noted more face diapering on my way back when I cut my trip short than on the way out.

      Tomorrow my forced isolation ends. Monday I’ll go back out into the world. I will see what the face diaper situation in southern NH is then.

  35. westernsloper

    As I mentioned some weeks ago, I experienced catastrophic pool lounge failure with my two season old float. I scored a new pool float today @ 50% off on close out. It is 94 went to the moon degrees atm and it is time to try the new “strawberry lounger” out and get a good dose of Vit D to fend off the plague.

    • Q Continuum

      Such a long series of detailed and complicated euphemisms can only lead me to believe that you put a pineapple out on your front stoop.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Or on his pizza.

      • westernsloper

        I have no idea what that means but am now wondering if I need to build a “front stoop” on the shop and buy a pineapple.

      • westernsloper

        Oh my.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I thought it represented hospitality. /L7

    • Suthenboy

      It was uhhhh ninety something? here but we just had an ice-cold downpour that cooled things down nicely. It caused a bit of worry as the downpour was mixed with hail. I can still hear thunder but it seems to be gone now. No tornado, at least not here.

  36. TARDis

    ^^^Proper Shit-Lording^^^
    94? It’s only 91 here.

    • Hyperion

      88 here, 57% humidity. Not bad, considering that it was 81 sometime around midnight last night.

      • Tres Cool

        82 deg and 51%…we’ve kinda dried out.

      • Hyperion

        “kinda dried out”

        I just received shipment. Tall cans! Round up the Yufus and come on over!

      • Tres Cool

        It’s bedtime. Some of us work all night.

        I miss Rufus.

      • Hyperion

        I was up between 3-5am. Went back to sleep, a moron idiot woke me up at 7:45am. Went back to sleep until 12pm. Drank!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw, me too. I hope notre Muppet is OK.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have arrived! 20 holes and a miserable back, but Tall Cans!

      • rhywun

        90/52%

        Over this already. Looks like it finally breaks into something more pleasant tomorrow.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      51 and sunny with a nice breeze in an undisclosed location in the Aleutians.

      • Hyperion

        The Japanese are coming! Fuck a u whares! Fuck a u dolpheens! Fuck a u Aleutians!

  37. Tres Cool

    To drag this over from the previous thread:

    The Late P Brooks on August 14, 2021 at 10:55 am
    I was perusing my latest college alumni mag. The death notices are almost exclusively cancer.

    I want mine to say, “Died in a shootout with police and FBI anti-terror strike team.”

    I want mine to read like this: “… was last seen on Sunday chugging Champagne with two midgets.”

    Citation (dated): https://brobible.com/life/article/airbnb-sprayathon-midget-party/

    • Hyperion

      “P Brooks”

      Destroyer of threads

      Destroyer of context

      Destroyer of worlds!

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        “P Brooks”

        Destroyer of threads

        *light bulb turns on*

        Next Monocle project will be seeing whether I can stitch together brooks threads. Sounds like a fun challenge.

      • rhywun

        Name it “Unbrooksify”.

      • Ozymandias

        It’s like a Harry Potter spell: “Un-BROOKSify!”

    • R C Dean

      “Died in a shootout with police and FBI anti-terror strike team, who will be his honor guard in Valhalla.”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Shit, I have Valkyries for That,
        /Viking Warrior God…..

  38. Chipping Pioneer

    Somalia is looking more like a better option than Canada every day.

    FedGov,for whom the wife works, announced that vaccines will be mandatory for employees.

    ProvGov will announce next week no further reopening because vaccination levels have stalled below the target they set.

    Feeling blackpilled.

    • Hyperion

      Thinking about visiting the Taliban in Afghanistan. Hear you get a free kalashnikov with no background check. Then I just join the tribe who’s winning right now. Don’t know who that is, just know it’s not the Xiden regime.

      • Brochettaward

        As an older man, you’d get all the child sex slaves you could ever ask for, as well.

      • Hyperion

        I ain’t into that shit, but I’ll take the Kalashnikov and a few curvy Afghan wiminz as a bonus.

      • Sean

        I’m not a fan of either eating a goat or fucking it. I’ll pass.

      • pistoffnick

        Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!

    • Q Continuum

      No worries man. The default state of man is slavery; thus it is, thus it has always been.

      Grab a beer and enjoy the collapse.

  39. Q Continuum

    This chick on 90 Day Fiancé has some huge hooters.

    True, she’s a gold-digging lunatic and ruining this guy’s life… but would.

    Would not marry, but would.

    • Hyperion

      Don’t stick it in crazy. The moment she hides a maxi-pad or toothbrush in your house, you’re on the hook for life.

      • Suthenboy

        That pet rabbit…eat it or sell it while you can.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Heh, was just thinking of that metaphor. How did we describe crazy women in ’86 and earlier?

      • Ted S.

        Can’t you just say “women”?

        /TIWTANFL

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How many libertarian women does it take to…?

        Aw, never mind.

      • Lord Humungus

        I stuck it in crazy and it was one of the best rides I’ve taken. Yes getting out of the relationship was troublesome… but I didn’t get any sliced tires or whatnot.

      • Q Continuum

        Since q-ette’s arrival, I have become a connoisseur of trash TV.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dr. Drew seems to have a minor obsession with that show (and Love Boat reruns).

  40. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I had a Shocktop with some rather Glib folks this afternoon.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Gross, too White….

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        The Beer too,

    • LCDR_Fish

      A little warm. In retrospect the group that showed up would have fit indoors.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        It was fun nonetheless, and I’m glad we finally got to visit Gourmeltz!

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m having a nonalcoholic Heineken. It’s surprisingly decent. Scratches the itch.

      • TARDis

        I agree, the 0.0 is pretty dang good. It’s expensive though.
        I bought some Clausthaler, but I have not tried it yet.

      • Nephilium

        If you’re looking for non-alcoholic beer options, Brewdog has a line of alcohol free beers, and there’s Athletic Brewing that does exclusively NA beer. They’re not bad, but at the price point, I’m not paying for it.

      • TARDis

        I’ll do bubbly water with a half-shot of booze, before $2 a fake beer.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        This right here, NA Beer just ain’t Beer,
        tall Cans!

      • Nephilium

        /points at last night’s mocktail post.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh, I saw it alright. I thanked you for it too.

      • Nephilium

        My apologies, still catching up on comments from last night.

        Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

    • westernsloper

      ? What did ya’ll eat?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I had a Nashville Hot chicken sandwich. There was a pulled pork & mac & cheese sandwich that I was tempted by.

    • Sean

      Yikes.

  41. Ownbestenemy

    Off to sit in a parking lot and drink before enduring a football game. I ain’t complaining. Wife and I needed a day out. I didn’t think ahead and get minimally compliant masks or make a Trump Won sign for shits and giggles

    • Nephilium

      Enjoy the pre-season.

      I’m getting ready to see how the Browns defense is looking through the pre-season game, as the first string offense is benched for this game.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Football? Chris Dickerson hitting an Ace was way more entertaining than Sarcastaball,

      • rhywun

        Huh, these things are on TV. Might check it out.

  42. westernsloper

    RE all the “masking here” tales: Here it is only employees forced to comply or lose their job, (some) extremely elderly people, boomers in trendy outdoor clothing and 20 somethings.

  43. Not Adahn

    It’s drying off wonderfully now that the cold front passed through. Enjoying the dog park.

    Overheard:

    “Oh that golden? That’s Lily.”
    “So that’s the one Mary was talking about.”

    She apparently has a reputation.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Heh. I saw a golden named Lily chase off a coyote recently: quite the sight.

  44. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Afghanistan going to shit, 7.2 earthquake in Haiti. Shhheeeeeiiiit.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        The comments actually kinda give me hope.

      • ignoreLander

        You know what would make Hollywood a lot safer for everyone? Forcing Visible Proof Of Pedophile Status.

        lol. That’s what I’m talking about.

    • Suthenboy

      Dumbfuckistan cant go somewhere it already was. Attempting to ‘nation build’ there is the dumbest idea our retarded ruling class ever entertained.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        ^This. At no point was it going to be any different 4-6 weeks after we left than it is now.

  45. Not Adahn

    There is a smoking hot Asian chick here showing off her enormous rack in a crop top. She’s with an ugly old guy

    Must… Not… Make… Assumptions

    • blackjack

      It’s OK. She probably is a really bad driver.

      • Suthenboy

        The first thing I thought was silicone and going broke buying new Hondas.

      • westernsloper

        *spits drink on screen

    • Ownbestenemy

      Reason #43443 on loving my wife

      “Honey, these girls are putting it out there for all to see, just don’t gawk or attempt anything and we are a-okay. By the way, did you see the ass on that girl over there?”

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Wendy did that to me all the Time, the little Vixen,

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        We all come from women, or so I’m told. I don’t remember that era well (at all).

    • Ted S.

      I assume she’s with you?

      • Sean

        ?

      • limey

        Unfortunately I believe a large number of those people would engage you in very animated conversation about “chemtrails” and how “Saturn is broadcasting the simulation” etc. These aren’t the allies I want, but perhaps the ones I deserve?

      • rhywun

        We had a protest of some size in NYC but it did not make the news. I wonder why.

    • Ozymandias

      How crazy (and GREAT!) would it be if the Euros were the ones who lost their shit first and something went sideways there – and some poor public servant got dragged out into a square and torn to shreds on video?

      • Ozymandias

        (The judges would also accept “Australia” or “New Zealand”… or anywhere… as acceptable answers)

      • limey

        It’s going to be France again, isn’t it?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        But then we would have to save their Asses again, do We really need that?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Paging Pie…

    • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

      Be more French.

      Beh oui!

  46. hayeksplosives

    Bears beat the dolphins in preseason.

    So we got that going for us. Which is nice.

    • blighted_non_millenial

      I think ATL’s best season was when they lost all their preseason games. On track for a great year so far…..

  47. Yusef drives a Kia

    We moved hole #4 for safety reasons, buried it in a group of trees, Now it’s an Ace run, as in Hole in one. It’s very difficult but we set up a Closest to the pin challenge to follow the Ace runs. Big D hit a 9 footer, then Tyra hit a 6 footer and today I hit a 3 footer, Bang! there have been several pole hits and skip bounces, but no Ace yet, it’s quite thrilling for all of us, because, who wil hit it first? It’s coming….
    /Real good fun

    • Lord Humungus

      STEVE SMITH MOVE EVERY HOLE IN THE UNIVERSE