Rocket Summer

by | Aug 28, 2021 | Beer, Food & Drink, Markets, Technology | 299 comments

In light of the space/rocket companies deciding to go public in the last couple months, one of which was earlier this week, it seems now is a good time to ask, “what the hell happened to NASA?”

This is my review of Arizona Wilderness Desert Dweller Saison:

Perhaps I am a few weeks late on discussing this, but whatever.  Several commentators at best hand-waived private funded space ventures as something NASA already did or even made references to terrible Matt Damon movies in an attempt to further begrudge the lower economic classes.

Which I suppose is not a terrible argument.  They could have spent the same money on some sort of encampment away from major cities, where the homeless can live free of charge.  Then again, the could have spent the same money on a fleet of party yachts and crewed them all with hookers serving punchbowls filled with cocaine.  For whatever reason, launching yourself into space is the new dick measuring contest. To which I say, at least they have a sense of humor about it.

Its the handwaving part that irritates me.  Even if private ventures have teething issues, NASA had similar problems early on.  NASA did indeed manage to do it 60 years ago by spending a decade’s worth of blood and treasure.  While admirable, what are they up to lately?

  • Potential band name: Supersonic Toothpick?

    Contracted with Boeing to build the Starliner capsule, designed to ferry astronauts to the ISS.  One test flight failed to dock with the ISS before aborting.  The next attempt several months later was scrubbed.

  • The Artemis program, an SLS based launch vehicle meant for a moon mission as early as 2024. Between its cost overruns and delays leave the next launch scheduled in November.
  • Which leaves them a couple years to develop a new spacesuit.
  • Okay, maybe space is hard.  Lets start “small” and develop a supersonic jet. They began work on it in 2018, and thus far managed to produce a cool time lapse video of them building something that can’t fly.

It would appear we should be celebrating these people in light of NASA turning into the Post Office.

 

A Saison brewed with mesquite pods…I recall multiple summers growing up under the shade of my neighbor’s mesquite tree.  It dumped these yellow, crunchy pods onto the lawn that kept getting
churned up by the lawnmower blades.  Which left my shins looking like they were pelted by the ensuing onslaught of jagged coffee grounds.

Yeah, I was too lazy to rake and bag them up in 110 degree weather.  The beer is an interesting take, however.  When most people think of mesquite they either think of their seasonal hayfever or smoked meats.  This leaves an interesting smoky flavor on the backend of what is a perfectly good sour ale. Arizona Wilderness Desert Dweller Saison: 3.5/5

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299 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    They could have spent the same money on some sort of encampment away from major cities, where the homeless can live free of charge. – this argument works only if you are he kind of moron who thinks government in underfunded or something. Based on how much the government taxes and spends why should private business focus on this? Many give to charity plenty anyway besides the taxes

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Exactly. So buy a yacht instead and crew it entirely with strippers.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Sort of OT

    Beer: Then and Now
    Townsends

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c261Ig8Ryj0

    in the backwards past people in Berlin apparently made sour wheat beers. Hopefully in our more enlightened times this is relegated to historical reenactment

    • PieInTheSky

      Watching to the end it seems it is the fault of wood barrels.

  3. DEG

    On the topic of space: The latest from the “We didn’t go to the Moon” conspiracy theorists is “How can we go to Mars if we don’t have the technology to go to the Moon?”

    The beer looks interesting, though Saison a sour?

    • PieInTheSky

      goddamnit you had to ruin my last comment

    • Nephilium

      Saisons can be sour, the style is more descriptive then prescriptive. I have a sour saison sitting in the fridge that will probably be cracked at some point this weekend.

    • Tonio

      How do those people feel about the ISS? As in, do they believe it’s an actual thing or just more fakery?

      • DEG

        That never came up in talks with the ones I know. I’ll ask next time one of them brings up the moon landing.

      • Suthenboy

        Oh, it is there, an actual thing. It is just a pointless thing.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Where is everybody?

    I am alone. I can do what I want.

    Metric system is the best.

    Belgian beer sucks

    • EvilSheldon

      Belgian beer does suck. But 50% is still a failing grade.

      • Nephilium

        That’s a pretty broad brush. Like the worn out statements about American beer being weak and watery.

      • PieInTheSky

        American beer being weak and watery. – not all American beer just ones from the Great Lakes area

      • EvilSheldon

        You’re down to 33%.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Now your talking Madness Pie, come on up, I’ll show you how Wrong you are,
        and Elon is a God King in certain worlds!

      • EvilSheldon

        I have yet to find a Belgian beer that I’ve liked. I may just be allergic to rock sugar.

      • Nephilium

        Fair enough. I have a friend who hates bananas, and is very sensitive to the esters that provide a similar scent/flavor. He claims pretty much every Belgian (with the exception of some sours and others) tastes like just bananas.

        /ignores Pie’s taunting

      • Enough About Palin

        The banana taste is from the fingernail polish remover they add at the end.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Belgian Ales? Some of the best beer in the World buddy!

    • nw

      The comment I had about the metric system was funnier in my
      head than it looked typed out. So I deleted it.

      I do everything I can in metrics. Honestly, it takes all of about two
      weeks to start thinking in metric once you stop converting it back
      to english units. Which is a lot easier if all the data you get is in
      metrics.

      If I were president, I’d convert the country. Executive order nw 1:
      All regulations will be rewritten in metrics. You have six months.
      Any department not done by then will get their top bureaucrat
      fired. If I can’t fire them, surely there’s an important government
      counting butterflies in Alaska that is dangerously under-manned.

      • PieInTheSky

        is “just the tip” officially an inch in the US? Or is that sort of thing not standardized.

      • Suthenboy

        He will take a kilometer?

      • Enough About Palin

        The indoctrination always starts with something small and seemingly insignificant. That’s the tell.

      • Animal

        …important government counting butterflies in Alaska…

        So, my dream job?

      • nw

        Sure. But you’re not running a government department somewhere
        surrounded by the beautiful people telling yourselves how wonderful
        and brave you are for doing exactly what everyone you talk to thinks
        you should. I suspect that the people who are would rather be where
        they are.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Those are some EO’s I can get on board with. nw 2024!

        If I can’t fire them, surely there’s an important government
        counting butterflies in Alaska that is dangerously under-manned.

        But why do you hate Animal?

      • nw

        I figure Alaska is big enough. Besides, “eaten by a polar bear”
        I assume will end up being a leading cause of death for these
        folks, so it’s not like they’re going to accumulate dangerously.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nonsense. Ban the importation or sale of anything measured in metric.

        Get rid of French Colonization of the market.

      • Gustave Lytton

        10mm sockets and metric pattern FALs hit hardest.

      • EvilSheldon

        Okay, that was just mean…

      • CPRM

        six months

        American months or metric months? Viva La Revolusion!

      • rhywun

        beat me to it

      • Suthenboy

        Let me see you build a chair, a desk and a chest of drawers in metric. There are good reasons for the imperial system. Metric is great for science and other things on paper but try doing something more practical with it.
        We need both systems.

      • PieInTheSky

        Let me see you build a chair, a desk and a chest of drawers in metric – I do not deprive honest tradesmen of their livelihood I buy those things

      • nw

        I find metric vastly superior for woodworking. Everything
        gets measured in millimeters, and it’s trivial to add or divide
        distances.

        So, I haven’t built a chair, a desk, or a chest of drawers, but I
        *have* built a spicerack, several side tables for the dining
        room, a cabinet/shelf unit for over the toilet, and a
        set of shelves for the office. All using metric.

        I’ve tried to work in feet and inches, but ugh. If all you’re doing
        is measuring, it’s fine, but once you start doing math, millimeters
        is a lot simpler.

      • nw

        I have tape measures and such in metrics as well,
        so there isn’t every any conversion process. I imagine
        if you didn’t have those, it would be harder.

      • Mojeaux

        I will do things in metric if I can’t get the same precision with imperial.

        However, I hate that metric has no approximation of “foot”. Inch, sure. Yard, no problem. Mile, close enough. But foot? *crickets*

      • westernsloper

        About 305 mm. A cricket is about 25 mm’s.

      • Mojeaux

        mm → cm → ???????? → meter

      • TARDis

        penis

    • DEG

      Belgian beer is great.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Damn Right,
        Cheers!

    • Not Adahn

      We debunked the metric system years ago here.

      Besides, it was invented by rich wyipo and must therefore be CANCELLED!

  5. DEG

    OT: She seems nice

    Evidently Rebecca Lau, chair of the Manhattan Libertarian Party and executive assistant to John Stossel, has said, “My opinion is that the unvaccinated should die”:

    • Gustave Lytton

      Paging David Schultz…

    • nw

      Well, they will. Just like everyone else. But I assume she’d also
      like to mess with the timetable.

    • EvilSheldon

      You really find the true measure of a person’s character when they’re afraid.

      • Suthenboy

        Truer words never spoken.

      • rhywun

        And in front of a keyboard.

      • Chafed

        There’s the full statement.

  6. Tundra

    Looks like an interesting beer.

    For whatever reason, launching yourself into space is the new dick measuring contest.

    I’m enjoying Elon’s mocking of Bezos.

    Thanks for the review, Señor!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Yeah, Bezos has a track record of suing when he doesn’t get awarded government contracts.

  7. hayeksplosives

    Fuck, yes, Sharpie!!

    Excellent commentary, and you’ve made me feel like drinking a beer for the first time in a year.

    GO SPACEX! Elon is da man. I just hope the Statists don’t force him into full John Galt mode.

    • PieInTheSky

      I just hope the Statists don’t force him into full John Galt mode. – too much of a chicom fanboy for that. he will go authoritarian before libertarian.

      • hayeksplosives

        Fuck off, vampire.

        Elon is not a ChiCom fanboy. Elon is more likely to go conquer Mars and make himself emperor there than to kneel to any EarthGov once he’s gotten all he needs from it.

      • PieInTheSky

        ah denial…

    • hayeksplosives

      I am sorting books that I brought home from my office in anticipation of my impending resignation.

      This particular random grab made me grin. Me in a nutshell.

      https://imgur.com/a/IDrqoAO

      • nw

        The nice thing about stealing books about directed energy weapons
        from the library is that you don’t get on any lists that way.

      • hayeksplosives

        That sticker is from the company library at a place I used to work at.

        When the company decided to “cut costs” they fired the librarians and were in the process of throwing the books away.

        I was alerted by a coworker, we grabbed an electric cart and drove down to that end of the plant, literally dumpster dived and saved the books.

        Damned right I “stole” them before they could be incinerated.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Exploding Wires”

        😀

      • hayeksplosives

        They do have their uses.

        Electro thermal chemical guns were my particular favorites. Here’s hoping they come back.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        That’s the one that sparked my interest…..

      • hayeksplosives

        It’s really amazing how predictable (and thus useful) the exploding of wires using high current can be. We know the rate and pressure for copper, aluminum, blends, wire gauges, venting, etc.

        Great for controlled ignition, like in the case of ETC guns referenced above.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        I see that, amazing,

      • egould310

        I see the Dewey decimal tag on one of those. Pilfered from the college library? You naughty girl. 🙂

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Library of Congress. My preferred sorting system.

      • egould310

        So are you a Chicago Manual or MLA Handbook type of gal?

      • hayeksplosives

        Chicago Manual of Style is on the book pile as well.

        See above for the reason some of my books have library tags.

        Saved from the incinerator.

        Burning books seems downright evil. I abhor the loss of information.

      • Ted S.

        No love for Strunk and White?

        /ducking

      • Mojeaux

        My mom was in the hospital and couldn’t sleep, so I read to her very soothingly from Elements of Style. Worked a treat.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “‘Omit needless words.’ ‘Revise “the fact that” from every sentence in which it appears.'”

        “Mm, all right, dear.” ?

      • UnCivilServant

        “Revel in florid verbosity.”

      • Ted S.

        I would have used “prolixity”.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Youse and your sesquipedalian esoterica.

      • Ted S.

        What about sesquipedalian erotica?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Fanny Hill?

        (I too thought of Harold Lloyd, though less facetiously. Only $2K?)

    • nw

      I believe the president has the authority to promote to Colonel
      (or Captain for those of you that would rather drown than bleed
      out in the mud) without regard to any other requirements.
      Eisenhower, MacArthur, one of those guys, IIRC, skipped
      Major entirely and went from like Captain to Colonel.

      If I were president, I would use that authority. Sparingly
      perhaps.

      • Gustave Lytton

        MacArthur skipped LTC during WWI. Eisenhower was a captain and major three times each.

      • Fourscore

        I was a captain for 8 years. I didn’t mind getting promoted but damn, I hated losing all that time in grade.

      • creech

        George Custer went from Captain to Brigadier, then Major General, then back to Lt. Col. after the Civil War. Then to dead instead of White House.

    • Nah, just Yusef

      Drugs, Ass

    • Ted S.

      Brett Crozier was lionized and reinstated, wasn’t he?

  8. Ownbestenemy

    I’ve been lazy on checking our mail. Well looky here an official LA County mail-in ballot. So secure, no fraud, whatsoever.

    I haven’t lived in Cali for over a decade and I’ve been registered in Nevada since.

    • Tonio

      I’m sure some news outlet somewhere would like to make hay of that, but I’d understand your very real privacy concerns in these terrible times.

    • westernsloper

      Who ya voting for?

    • LCDR_Fish

      Just got a stupid mailer for VA – for if I wanted to request a mail-in ballot – literally printed up by the SEIU with my personal info pre-filled.

      Fuck those people.

      • rhywun

        They’ll probably mail you a ballot with your votes handily pre-filled, too.

    • Chafed

      I hope you’re voting to recall Newsom.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Dooooooooooode. ?

      Never change.

    • Nah, just Yusef

      OOOOOoo

    • Ozymandias

      I have two great Challenger anecdotes. One grim, one hysterical.
      1- At a visit to the space center in Houston, a person who works there told us that they have staff who are on standby during every mission. They’re there in case something bad happens to counsel families. There’s a point on re-entry where comms are dead and NASA knows they have to wait. The first notice they got that things are “okay” is a sonic boom. If there is no boom, that means there is no aircraft/shuttle and things are very bad. If/when that happens, the “standby” team – which is stocked with counselors and other grief experts, slips in to be there for what they already know is the bad news.
      2 – A buddy of mine who was a Marine Arty Sgt and then officer had Christine McCullough as his high school history teacher. I once heard him explain to a platoon of recruits how she was failing him in history in HS. Here’s the quote:
      “My Marine Corps recruiter had to go down to my school and suck a lot of dick to get me a D+ from her so I could join the Corps. What’s the lesson? She fucked with me and then she blew up. Learn from it.”

      • hayeksplosives

        Holy—-

        Fuck.

        What have we done with the wonderful Garden of Eden God offered us?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Christa McAuliffe?

        Hm and heh, respectively.

        I didn’t know until just now that she had an understudy.

      • Tres Cool

        I had a couple of drill sergeants that were very animated and creative in their cursing. But my favorite is Gunny Hartman in “Full Metal Jacket” when he yells “Ill PT you until your asses are sucking buttermilk!”

        I was watching that with a friend and he said, “what does that even mean?” I said, “Literally nothing. Contextually, he’s pissed off enough that your elbows will soon explode from push-ups. “

      • mexican sharpshooter

        She fucked with me and then she blew up. Learn from it.”

        ?

      • Ozymandias

        In context, it was hysterical. I had to leave the hallway to keep from laughing because it was such a non sequitur; just out of left field.
        Even a few of the troops snickered. They knew how ridiculous it was. And it was much closer in time to the event, too – I think it was ’89.

    • MikeS

      Too soon!

    • DEG

      Thanks

    • Tundra

      Thanks!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      ?

  9. Tundra

    An ode to Charlie Watts, the politest man in rock music

    His father, also called Charles, was a truck driver, and his mother, Lilian, had been a factory cleaner. ‘He’s always been a good boy,’ Mrs. Watts informed the press in 1967, the year of the Stones’ Their Satanic Majesties Request. ‘Never had any police knocking on the door or anything like that. And he’s always been terribly kind to old people. He was always a tidy dresser. That’s why I get nonplussed when he’s called ugly and dirty. When he’s home you can’t get him out of the bathroom.’

    Twenty years later, Watts’s father remained equally perplexed by his son’s public image, especially because Charlie (who never learned to drive) still came up on the tube every Friday night he possibly could, ‘with a lovely fresh cake for me and his Mum.’

    Good stuff. RIP, nice man.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Two things stand out to me about him: his longtime marriage and getting cleaned up & put on a coat and tie to punch Mick.

      • Chafed

        I heard that story about Charlie punching Mick. It sounds too good to be true. Is there a reputable source for it?

      • The Hyperbole

        Keith’s Autobiography, so reputable may be a subjective call here.

  10. rhywun

    Sounds awful but the can is quite eye-catching.

    • Tres Cool

      I think that about nearly every latina I see.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        #metoo

  11. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Hmmm, smoky beer…I think I’ll stick with Peroni.

    • PieInTheSky

      Peroni – eeewww gross

      • PieInTheSky

        Also when I was at university in Italy I drank Birra Moretti

      • Sean

        You didn’t go to a Romanian Uni?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        There was a time I thought Peroni was good.

        In other words, I wasn’t always this cultured.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s light, crisp, and bitter. What’s not to like?
        I used to like you people.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Good with pesto, I found by accident.

    • Nephilium

      No love for rauchbier?

      • Homple

        I celebrated New Year’s Eve there once. Their beer pairs well with ham hocks and sauerkraut.

      • Nephilium

        It also makes a great base for a chili, providing some nice smoke notes.

  12. westernsloper

    Virgin Galactic founder Richard Branson deflowered the atmosphere…..

    SPACE SMITH DEFLOWER RICHARD BRANSON111!

    Beer for my upcoming lighting of the grill.

  13. Ted S.

    A Saison brewed with mesquite pods

    Better than a beer made with Tide pods.

    • Ted S.

      I thought I closed the em tag….

  14. Homple

    “It would appear we should be celebrating these people in light of NASA turning into the Post Office.”

    Say what you will of the Post Office, it at least provides tangible services and is one of the few existing government agencies in that is actually authorized in the Constitution.

  15. Ozymandias

    Okay, quick shots.

    1 – NASA didn’t do shit. They bought/leased/whatever a big chunk of Hughes Aircraft’s rocketry division. Hughes had already gone to space before NASA did. It’s all bullshit propaganda (again).
    T/W Wikipedia

    Hughes Space and Communications Group and the Hughes Space Systems Division built the world’s first geosynchronous communications satellite, Syncom, in 1963 and followed by the first geosynchronous weather satellite, ATS-1, in 1966. Later that year their Surveyor 1 made the first soft landing on the Moon as part of the lead-up to the moon landings in Project Apollo. Hughes also built Pioneer Venus in 1978, which performed the first extensive radar mapping of Venus, and the Galileo probe that flew to Jupiter in the 1990s.[7] The company built nearly 40 percent of commercial satellites in service worldwide in 2000.

    2 – The Covid vaccines are garbage. And I do mean hot fucking garbage. The studies were ass: endpoints changed, unblinding the placebo (i.e. control) group, hiding data, you name it. They own the FDA lock, stock, and barrel.
    Check out what a real scientist showed about all-cause mortality for the people who took the vax using the data from each study.

    3 – I know nothing about beer, barely drink it, but for some reason, I like Land Shark. I only bought some because I know Buffet’s TM attorney, and that was a nod in his direction. The local brewery (Boulevard) has some decent offerings.

    • Hyperion

      “1 – NASA didn’t do shit. They bought/leased/whatever a big chunk of Hughes Aircraft’s rocketry division. Hughes had already gone to space before NASA did. It’s all bullshit propaganda (again).
      T/W Wikipedia”

      They haven’t done shit in over 50 years besides spend tax payer money. But who cares, their billions are mere pocket change these days.

      “2 – The Covid vaccines are garbage.”

      Well, they do give you some nice side effects for a few days and let you feel superior to those anti-vaxxers who we should totally send to the camps.

      “3 – I know nothing about beer, barely drink it”

      Well, there’s a subject I can help you out with as my experience is vast. Land Shark is Corona in a fancier bottle. It’s avg, nice for a hot day on the beach.

    • Nephilium

      Boulevard does have some good beers, they also got some much expanded distribution when they were acquired by Duvel a couple years back. Duvel also owns Ommegang and Firestone Walker (which I really wish would allow them to distribute to fscking Ohio).

      • MikeS

        Beat you by 1 minute! BOOM!

      • Tres Cool

        damn your nim….oh, you know the rest

      • Ozymandias

        It’s the sanctimony that really gets to me.
        It’s like when someone who is… not very bright condescends to me intellectually.
        I always have this internal monologue where all I can think about is whether I should…
        …just punch them in the face? Walk away? Choke them out and then piss on them while they’re taking a nap?

        This judge deserves the chipper feet first.. AFTER all of the above and more.

      • R C Dean

        See, when somebody condescends to me, I opt for immediate public humiliation. I’ve seen my coworkers cringe when they see it coming.

        Don’t like to do it, but I feel I owe it to them.

        Ok, I do enjoy it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Would buy tickets.

      • DEG

        #metoo

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Can’t though, sadly.

      • Sean

        These are the hospital Tiktok videos I want to see.

      • TARDis

        You people are too kind with the wood chipper thing. It’s way too quick. A “judge” who would do this has clearly made numerous egregious and sadistic rulings. POS’s activities need to be enumerated and ruled upon. There are an increasing number of people who deserve such pain and suffering that they willingly jump into a wood chipper.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Well, how public are IL family-court records right now? And anyone here admitted to the IL bar?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I forget the name; care to look him up?

      • TARDis

        Cook County Judge James Shapiro?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Er, evidently.

        Doesn’t say the nature of the motion or which party’s. Is she an IL mom or AZ mom? Makes rather a difference…

    • PutridMeat

      Check out what a real scientist showed about all-cause mortality for the people who took the vax using the data from each study.

      I wish he wouldn’t use words like ‘hype’, ‘true scientist’, etc. Let the data speak for themselves – they do, quite well. Using unprofessional terms in a scientific paper detracts from his analysis.

      But thanks for the link, it’s interesting reading.

      • Ozymandias

        PM – I get you, and I feel the same way, but have you checked to see what’s happened to science lately? And if you worked in and around pharma, you might have hard time holding your tongue, too.
        The FDA might as well be a subsidiary of Pfizer.

      • westernsloper

        The FDA might as well be a subsidiary of Pfizer.

        It is and has been for some years now.

        “It’s a private business!” – Professional Libertarian

    • DEG

      Boulevard is good. I wasn’t impressed with their taproom, but that’s probably because they still had some Lil Rona Panic measures in place when I was there.

      No face diapers required, but too many people were wearing them.

      Shortened menu.

      No cash accepted, cards only.

      Everyone has to be seated by the host to ensure Leper Length.

  16. Hyperion

    Hi folks. So forgive me because my level of news awareness is a week old. I’ve been out of action, hospitalized in a major ordeal.

    Anyway, as I understand it as I am just beginning to try and catch up.

    We got out of Afghanistan to allow the Taliban to take over and then we invented a new scariest primitive sheep farmer terrorists mob named ISIS-K? So that we can get back into Afghanistan to start the new forever war?

    Not that I am surprised or anything.

    Have we spent the next 10 trillion yet?

    • hayeksplosives

      Trillion, bazillion—whatevs.

      What was your ordeal? Do you need some help?

      I’m already doing one Glibs GoFundMe. We can’t be offing ourselves, dammit!

      Snap out of it, y’all!

      • Hyperion

        Hi Hayek. Thanks. Besides being very tired still, I’m OK now. I went back to work on Friday and got jackshit done, besides sleeping.

        What happened is that I had this condition called Hyponatremia, and I had a severe case of it so that my electrolyte balance was extremely fucked up. I became extremely confused and disoriented and extremely thirsty, so after a day and a half of that I decided to drive to the hospital, but I couldn’t because I was so disoriented, so I called the ambulance.

        I also had this thing called ‘Acute Kidney Injury’, so that I actually went into renal failure. You lose your appetite completely, cannot pee at all, and have this awful taste in your mouth like you are eating metal.

        So I got over there and they put me on IV and started working on getting my electrolytes in balance. They also gave me anti-seizure shots because I was at risk because of the severity of this Hyponatremia.

        So what turned out to be the cause is that I have been taking this powerful diuretic named furosemide since 2019 because I had heart failure.

        So, the good news is that they did an EKG and an Echo test on my heart which measures what they call injection fraction. Turns out both were normal, my heart had dramatically improved. I hadn’t had these tests for about a year. The doctors asked me what I did and I said ‘I didn’t take my meds, except the furosemide, sat around drinking beer all day, and gained 50 lbs’. They looked at me like I’m a lunatic. Which may or may not be true.

        Anyway, they immediately took me off the furosemide because I don’t need it and it made me pee out all my electrolytes.

        The kidney thing, they did something, I suppose with drugs, because it was completely reversed and my kidney function is 100% with no kidney disease at all.

        The kidney thing, that is the most scared I have ever been in my entire life.

        The entire thing was like a bad dream because they kept me full of Ativan and Xanax because I was having constant panic attacks.

        Anyway, I live to shitpost another day, just really tired.

        I’m trying to snap out of it! LOL.

      • Ted S.

        And you couldn’t get those tests because of the covid.

      • Hyperion

        No one ordered the tests. My doctor retired last year amid all this this also, and I didn’t get a new primary care doctor, I just now did it.

      • Sean

        Yikes. Good to hear you’re getting better.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks, Sean!

      • Animal

        Glad to hear you’re doing better, Hyp.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks, Animal. I think my days of carelessly not taking care of myself are over.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Dood.

      • Hyperion

        I know dude. That was some scary shit. Thank God I’m not any worse off than I am. I thought I was going to die, and then I started imagining a life on dialysis. I’m lucky is all I can say at this point.

      • MikeS

        Dayum! Sounds like things are hopefully heading back to normal.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        So you’re saying that SARS-COVID19 “pandemic” was NOT the scariest medical situation for you in the last 2 years?

      • Loveconstitution1789

        You HEART beer!

        People are so rude when they suffer from kidney failure
        It’s like they have no filter

        What did the kidney stone say to the man?
        Urine trouble.

        When you turn 18 your body stops using your kidneys.
        And they start using their adult knees.

      • Tres Cool

        You can walk into any bar bathroom in the US to piss, but in there- you’re a peein’.

      • Hyperion

        “So you’re saying that SARS-COVID19 “pandemic” was NOT the scariest medical situation for you in the last 2 years?”

        Hardly, I didn’t get covid. And the entire time I was in the hospital, I refused to wear a mask. They didn’t really care, except when I was out roaming the hallways, which they would not allow me to do.

        So, in comparison, Covid – not scary at all.

      • TARDis

        Anyway, I live to shitpost another day, just really tired.

        Glad to hear it.

      • Hyperion

        Me too! Thanks!

      • Tres Cool

        I’d say have a couple beers, but maybe that isnt the best prescription.

      • Hyperion

        I’m going to do it, regardless, Tres. But only a couple. They didn’t tell me not to drink beer and they know I drink. I think don’t drink a LOT of beer is a given.

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s really good intel.

        My hubby is still taking bumex (similar diuretic) that we suspect he doesn’t need anymore.

        We will press this issue with the doc.

        Glad you’re back!!!

      • Hyperion

        Good to be back, Hayek, and great to hear your husband is OK! Yeah, watch the diuretic, apparently they can really mess you up.

      • DEG

        Sorry Hyperion.

        I am happy that you are better but please take care of yourself.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks, DEG. ‘Please take care of yourself’, you cannot imagine the times I’ve heard my wife say that over the past 2 years. I think I’m taking y’all’s advice this time.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Just saw this. Wow, that was rough. Was wondering where you were, good to hear you got through this. Now go forth and resume shitposting!

      • Hyperion

        Thanks. Ghostpatzer. After sleeping half the day, I mustered up enough energy to start cleaning up the disaster that is this house that I left in the midst of all of this.

        Shitposting may resume as normal, I hope.

      • Mojeaux

        d00d, the electrolytes cannot be messed with. You lost all your salt and potassium gets nasty by itself.

        Glad to know you’re doing better!

      • Hyperion

        I also wanted to ask you how your hubby is doing now? You many have talked about it here, but I wasn’t around at the time if you did.

    • Gender Traitor

      RUOK now???

      • Hyperion

        I thinks so, we hall see. Thanks!

    • rhywun

      We got out of Afghanistan to allow the Taliban to take over and then we invented a new scariest primitive sheep farmer terrorists mob named ISIS-K? So that we can get back into Afghanistan to start the new forever war?

      Pretty much.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      So, I have been doing some research once the ISIS-K took credit for the suicide bombing.

      I quickly found that the US Media propagandists have been lying through omission (BIG SURPRISE) about the state of things in Afghanistan, since el Presidente Biden cheated to rule from the White House basement.

      ISIS is literally an armed group that named itself the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant. For those that dont know, Levant is the term for the area in the Middle East that covers Syria, Southern Turkey, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan, Palestine, and Eastern Med. What are ISIS doing in Afghanistan when Iran is between the Levant and Afghanistan? Trump and the anti-ISIS forces utterly defeated ISIS in the Levant region as a fighting force, so they scattered.

      So ISIS and the Taliban dont seem to get along. Al Qaeda and the Taliban didnt get along well either but Osama bin Laden had money to smooth things over (research of events leading to destruction of Bamiyan Budda statues in Afghanistan). This may be why the Taliban have captured the ISIS bomber accomplices. There is some 25 years of evidence that the Taliban really do mainly care about making sure Afghanistan is ruled by Sharia law. Their Theocracy leads to famine and extreme poverty which makes them vulnerable to outside interests that use cash to influence the region. There is evidence that Pakistan is tied to the Taliban and probably uses the Taliban as their puppet rulers in Afghanistan. Remember, Iran borders Afghanistan and tries to send proxies to control that country.

      Once the writing was on the wall about the imminent Afghan Army collapse, the Resistance II (Northern Alliance) has begun to form and they are the only Afghan area not controlled by the Taliban. General Massoud led the Northern Alliance to defeat the Taliban with US assistance in 2002. Technically, the Northern Alliance took over Afghanistan so the large number of US troops would not be needed as in Iraq. Massoud joined the Karzi government. Massoud’s son is now said to be in charge of the Resistance II in the Panjshir Valley some 80 miles North of Kabul.

      Then we come to Commies in China. China borders Afghanistan too. China borders a small sliver of land that passes right through the Northern Alliance region.

      Obviously this is a superficial overview. The history of the region are vast with religious and racial beefs going back Centuries. Even if the neo-cons dont get their way with a re-invasion of Afghanistan, expect US intel to play all the factions of Islam against each other.

      As we know from US History, a unified Islamic Caliphate would be a huge problem for American interests. Sharia law just doesnt lend to free market of people and ideas. Muslim nations tend to run their nations into the ground (they do like Stone Age living) and tend to steal from more prosperous nations, if they can get away with it. America already had problems with the Barbary Pirates and the Middle east has been a thorn in our side since we started importing oil from the ME.

      I am not for America attacking any nation without casus belli, which we really havent done. Part of me says, let Afghanistan, Iran, China, Pakistan, India, UAE, and Saudi Arabia fight over this area. The problem is that Pakistan, China, and India have nukes. Add in Israel and its nukes and its a mess.

      • LCDR_Fish

        ISIS-K / ISIS-AFG has been there for years – splinter after ISIL/ISIS started. We dropped MOABs on them in 2017 alone.

        The name may be new for folks who haven’t been tracking stuff, but it’s not a new group.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        That seems to fit what I found too. Afghanistan has been a rally point for Islamic groups from all over since the 1980s but there are some groups that are larger than others.

        Also, it appears that some supporters are swearing allegiance to multiple groups at the same time.

        Bouncing between groups that offer the best options at the time, if you will.

      • LCDR_Fish

        The Taliban wants control – they want subjects. ISIS just likes killing nearly everyone. Definitely bad blood there (just like SMG (Shia Militia Groups) vs ISIS in Iraq/Syria).

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nah, the ex is just being a bit of an asshole. The judge is abusing his position and his power.

      • MikeS

        Petty and vindictive vs. arrogant and power hungry

        Hard to choose

      • Tres Cool

        Two great tastes that taste great together !

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I read that his pleadings didn’t even mention that, but who knows.

      • The Hyperbole

        Like any story that’s too “on the nose” for any particular hobby horse I’m inclined to wait until the only source isn’t also the victim.

  17. LCDR_Fish

    Speaking of beers. Recommend Glibs in the San Diego area check out Half Door Brewing. Went there again this past week with a buddy from twitter (comic guy and army stuff – good reminiscing).

    Great beer selection and the crowlers are a good deal too.

    • hayeksplosives

      Duly noted! I’m still a San Diego glib til late September I reckon.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Recommend Glibs in the San Diego area check out Half Door Brewing.

      Seconded, that place is great.

  18. Mojeaux

    If some Glib went on a shopping spree at the Kindle store, THANK YOU!!!!

  19. Chipping Pioneer

    Going to a local brewery this afternoon where, apparently, STEVE SMITH is the brewmaster. Check out the second beer on the menu.

    • hayeksplosives

      COME AND SAMPLE OUR BEER SMITHS’ OFFERINGS.

      AND BY “OFFERINGS”, MEAN…

    • limey

      What is “Pubhouse style”? These goofy beer jamooks are full of it.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        I thought that meant you people style.

      • Tres Cool

        There’s always Cobra Style.

  20. hayeksplosives

    I feel so wonderfully blessed to be part of this Glibs community.

    As the donations and messages come in for Professional Beach Bum, I see that some of the donors are people who were past recipients of other fundraisers and even non-monetary help from the Glibertarian community.

    It’s heartwarming.

    Charity given with willing intent, compassion, and genuine love for one’s fellow man will beat Government Social Safety Programzzz every time. Every time.

    I love you guys (drunkenly hugs frat brother).

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/professional-bb-glibertarian

    • TARDis

      It’s generally easy to be nice (and charitable) to Glibs. Sometimes it is because everyone else in the world seem like hypocritical statist tyrant shitheels.

      • hayeksplosives

        “Seem like”??

      • TARDis

        oops.

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah, they kinda seem that way, don’t they. Sometimes I think it is just their nature and sometimes I think they just don’t know any better.

    • DEG

      Thanks for setting this up. I’ve passed it around.

      Drunken hugs all around!

  21. rhywun

    Have some #metoo.

    Tennis’ new golden boy, Alexander Zverev of Germany, faces a serious accusation of domestic abuse, but the sports’ governing body is so far keeping its distance.

    Bad sports governing body!

    For now, it’s his word against hers.

    Oh. Well, that’s inconvenient for narrative behind this entire article.

    • Ted S.

      Did he threaten to shove a tennis ball down her throat?

    • Ted S.

      Sascha could always just claim he’s suffering from some unnamed mental illness.

    • Chafed

      It’s well past time for pro tennis to put many affirming messages on the courts and all over the stands.

  22. westernsloper

    Boat porn.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What’s that thing burn, a gallon every thirty seconds?

      • Chafed

        Sounds about right.

      • westernsloper

        That thing is purty.

      • Fourscore

        My G’daughter and husband got their year in and are ready for next month’s moose season. Have a boat/motor to prowl the swamps.
        She said it’s customary to give the very first moose they get to the tribal elders but they’ll have two licenses anyway.

      • DEG

        Very nice.

        I took delivery today of a Lee-Enfield that Parker-Hale rebuilt into a target rifle. It’s beautiful.

        Thankfully no porch pirates came by my house. I didn’t know the rifle was supposed to arrive today, but I was expecting a package from Amazon.

        UPS left both packages at my door and did not ring the doorbell.

        They sat there for about two hours before I realized they were there.

      • Sean

        Pic?

    • UnCivilServant

      Two problems – there’s not a peck of them, and they’re not pickled.

      • Tres Cool

        /makes obligatory peter joke

    • Animal

      But were they pickled, and did you pick a peck of them?

      • Animal

        Damn my slow typing hands.

      • Tulip

        Um

      • Sean

        I think he’s messing with us.

      • Animal

        Those critters make a tasty stew.

      • The Hyperbole

        I can’t blame him, It was my fault for not unrolling the 16 feet of fencing that was laying next to the bed all summer long.

      • Animal

        True, you can’t blame him – but you can eat him. May as well get some return on investment.

    • Tulip

      What are you going to make with them?

      • Sean

        Nothing specific.

        I’ll put them in store bought salsa, sauces, or add to wraps/entrees.

        I hope to get a good haul to freeze and last me through the winter.

    • DEG

      Nice

    • UnCivilServant

      I gues today’s pepper day.

      • Sean

        Did you not get the memo?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, nobody tells me these things.

    • hayeksplosives

      Bee-oooty-ful!!

      The Earth is pretty nifty with that whole ecosystem thing.

    • TARDis

      Those are lovely, [Redacted].

    • mikey

      Peppers are wonderful. The look beautiful in the garden and in the pot. We used to grow a hundred or so plants every year. The ristras look great hanging in the kitchen and you just break a couple off as needed for cooking.

      • Tulip

        100+ plants?! Wow. I barely keep up with 6.

    • DEG

      Nice

  23. Hyperion

    Nice! I am too jealous.

    • Fourscore

      Just had a blood test, sodium was 140, thanks to you I’m smarter than I was yesterday.

      • Hyperion

        Glad I could help. I didn’t even know low sodium was a thing. Good grief, I’m almost a saltaholic.

    • westernsloper

      When will they follow all those stories with: “The CDC claims the vaccinated pass Covid just the same as the unvaccinated”.

    • rhywun

      WPIX;DR

      • Plinker762

        PYX 106? (That would be more for UCS)

  24. Enough About Palin

    “A Saison brewed with mesquite pods”

    Beer is made from grain, hops, yeast, and water. Anything else is just a trendy version of Zima.

    • Nah, just Yusef

      Piss Off Tulpa!

    • TARDis

      *Reinheitsgebot bows*

      16th century Bavaria says, “Grüß Gott.”

    • Nephilium

      /hides his Belgian fruited sours and wits from Enough About Palin

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Hide them over here!

    • Ted S.

      Zima: because zhit happens.

  25. Nah, just Yusef

    With my Back as screwed up as it is, it takes me 4-6 hours just to walk out the door, and then it still hurts like hell. The Doc said if I can, I should walk and play the game, so I do as much as I can handle. Today I took off my brace and plays 23 holes with a friend, -3 for him, +3 for me, not bad for a cripplied Old Man. The Humidity is horrible right now, I came home and my clothes are soaked,can’t take a shower, I’m already in a Sauna.

    • DEG

      Sorry about your back.

      Your doc is right. Being mobile will help healing, but don’t overdo it. You don’t want to set yourself back.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        Crushed disc, L2/3, I can’t overdo it, back says NO BOB! and I stop,
        /no painkillers

      • Jerms

        Try Kratom powder and get some epidoral injections from a pain management doc. Ive had a few back operations and a double fusion. These two things really help.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’m surprised doc is letting you throw discs. The trunk and neck rotation required to get power is enough to make my back sore, and I’m merely fat and out of shape… no particular back issues.

      As DEG said, don’t overdo it. There are pars to be had even if you’re only throwing 250.

      • Nah, just Yusef

        I’m built like Calvin Heimburg and I follow the Mantra,
        “slow is smooth, and smooth is far” so it’s not power, it’s speed that counts for me. That and My rollers go 100 feet farther than my drives, HaHa!
        Thanks though, I’ll be as careful as I can,

    • Hyperion

      Sorry to hear dude. But at least you still have your mobility. Get better!

  26. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    Ooh la la Saison.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Middle-aged meerkats poke their heads up.

      • hayeksplosives

        LOL!

        Awesome mental image

    • Sean

      They smell yummy though.

    • Tulip

      They look good.

    • Nah, just Yusef

      Yummy! a bit of butter just because? Parmesagn?

    • Hyperion

      Awesomeness, dude! I love biscuits, especially with gravy!

    • westernsloper

      At least he doesn’t say mean things on Twitter. I am so glad Trump is gone #hewastheworst

      • Nah, just Yusef

        How can he? he was asleep.

      • Hyperion

        Thanks God we got rid of the orange meanie!

    • Hyperion

      Why Biden is winning and will keep winning!

      /The Atlantic

      /The Guardian

      /TMITE

      Good that someone is covering this with such journalistic integrity.

    • The Hyperbole

      Why , when the full video is out there in HD do people resort to tweeting and others then report on thirty second blurry cell phone recordings of a television broadcast?

  27. Nah, just Yusef

    I just want to say, I love writing for you all, it is so much fun to put thought to paper and other people enjoy and relate to. I work on my skills, and always have something cooking in my brain, and TPTB have seen fit to give me room to share my stories. Just want to say, Thanks for the Love Peeps,

    • hayeksplosives

      The gushing love and drunken hugs are flowing today at Glibs.

      Pretty soon our cycles are going to synch up.

      • Hyperion

        It’s why I keep coming here. Beneath all the cynicism lurks a group of people I have come to love.

  28. Tulip

    I’m thinking of making a habanero jelly to be used on shrimp or chicken or pork. Anyone ever made one?

    • Suthenboy

      Yes. Your idea for shrimp, chicken and pork is first rate. We make ours with muscadine and habenero (sweet and hot). Words cant describe the deliciousness.

    • db

      Dr. Girlfriend made a jalapeno jelly years ago–it was quite good, but if you’re going to make a large batch, do a test run to make sure it will set up before the full size batch.

    • Hyperion

      My wife bought a jar of something like this. I think it was Jalapeno jelly, but she was raving about it. Whatever it was, I’m sure it paled in comparison to anything home made. Like kraut. The store bought stuff sucks, nothing like the Appalachia stuff I grew up to love.