Thursday Afternoon Links, Now with More Linkitude

by | Aug 26, 2021 | Daily Links | 363 comments

Mellow music.

 

Yes, this is really a different girl than we used the other week. Some sports just have iconic poses.

 

After here, there be monsters. We totally understand if you just want to scroll down to the comments.

 

No, totally not Orwellian at all.

 

9News Sydney

#BREAKING: From September 13, NSW residents that are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 will be given new freedoms. Residents of hotspots can leave home for an hour of recreation on top of their exercise hour, while people in other areas can meet five others outdoors.

 

 

The doctors who took part in Monday’s event said the vast majority of the cases they’re seeing most recently were among unvaccinated patients, many of whom have expressed regret about not having been vaccinated, WPTV reported.

Grandstanding Florida doctors stage fake walkout to protest the unvaxed. Fake walkout because they were not actually on duty at the time of the protest. But the threat is there. Every time they do something like this, every time you read tweets from people who want to withold treatment for the unvaxxed, think about the AIDS crisis and those who wanted to withold treatment from AIDS patients because filthy junkies and homos.

 

Too-Local News Department: Spotsylvania County, Virginia, School Board flee meeting after thirteen minutes when public comments, which they didn’t want to hear in the first place, go against their masking initiatives.

 

Mars Confidential: Mars rover Perseverance’s first collected sample was “not retained in the tube due to their [small] size.” NASA blames Mars. “The rock simply wasn’t our kind of rock.” Mars Confidential hears that line as if read by Sean Young as Rachael in “Blade Runner” (1982).

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

363 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    Residents of hotspots can leave home for an hour of recreation on top of their exercise hour

    Once a penal colony always a penal colony.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t know man, that’s a whole extra hour out and about before they beat you and toss you in jail. Sounds like a sweet deal.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      This is how you get a serious case of learned helplessness.

      Although I have heard that AUS police being authoritarian fucksticks is not a new development.

      • DEG

        Housos is back? Nice!

  2. Shpip

    Chairwoman Dawn Shelley told the crowd multiple times that they were out of order. Members of the audience yelled back, “You’re out of order.”

    +1 … And Justice for All

  3. Rebel Scum

    many of whom have expressed regret about not having been vaccinated

    Yeah, sure.

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    You cant get rocks from sand, SCIENCE!

    • Tonio

      She was too rough with her drill, she rekt it.

      • Surly Knott

        She thought she had that rock pegged but it all fell apart on her.

      • Tonio

        She’s also a size queen.

      • Bobarian LMD

        “The rock simply wasn’t our kind of rock.”

        NASA is not fan of Elton John?

        Mars ain’t the kind a place to drill for rock?

  5. CPRM

    #BREAKING: From September 13, NSW residents that are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 will be given new freedoms. Residents of hotspots can leave home for an hour of recreation on top of their exercise hour, while people in other areas can meet five others outdoors.

    This made me so fucking pissed off (I’m drunk and about to go to bed!) They are still treating it like a fucking prison colony. How can we stand by and let this happen in good conscience?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      will be given new freedoms

      Time to buy more ammo.

      • Sean

        ✔️

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Aaaaaaand… done

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Wait… there was a time to not by more ammo?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Between 10pm and 6am on average. Then again, that is why you can create bots to continue the purchases.

    • The Hyperbole

      Because its’ on the other side of the planet and if the people there woun’t rise up I sure ain’t lifting a finger to help them?

      • Raven Nation

        Thanks a lot TH.

      • grrizzly

        Other than leading by example and eradicating all covid restrictions in the US, I don’t know what we can do for Aussies.

      • Nephilium

        Next nation building exercise?

  6. Ted S.

    The doctors who took part in Monday’s event said the vast majority of the cases they’re seeing most recently were among unvaccinated patients, many of whom have expressed regret about not having been vaccinated, WPTV reported.

    Make them defend themselves against HIPAA violations

    • Ted S.

      charges of HIPAA violations. Vaccination status is PHI.

    • Tonio

      As long as they don’t name individual patients I don’t think they’re in violation.

      • Ted S.

        You’re probably right, but the process is the punishment.

    • SDF-7

      many of whom have expressed regret about not having been vaccinated

      They also were former life long Republicans who just couldn’t take Trump, former gun owners who can’t take the school shootings and former meat eaters who have gone vegan to save the planet, I’m sure…

      • Sean

        Pacific Southwest Intercollegiate Choral Association?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Public Schooling Is Child Abuse

        But I do like that one.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Pacific Southwest? So Chile, then?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        * Consults compass and taps lens*

    • Ted S.

      I got an error message.

      • Tonio

        Works for me.

      • Ted S.

        Huh. I got a 404 page the first time, but not the second time.

    • CPRM

      #DEMOCRACY #EMERGENCYPOWERS

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you want to spit, check out the video of Gov Blackface halfway down the page.

      I had forgotten how condescending and patronizing he is.

    • Not Adahn

      ten minutes of that, the meeting was in recess.

      Shelley asked a deputy to escort one audience member out before calling the second of two 5-minute recesses, from which the board never returned.

      • Rat on a train

        Shelley is up for reelection this year. Hopefully she loses.

  7. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Can’t confirm but a Politico article states U.S. officials in Kabul gave the Taliban a list of names of American citizens, green card holders and Afghan allies to grant entry into the militant-controlled outer perimeter of the city’s airport,

    https://www.politico.com/news/2021/08/26/us-officials-provided-taliban-with-names-of-americans-afghan-allies-to-evacuate-506957

    “Basically, they just put all those Afghans on a kill list,” said one defense official,

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Incredibly stupid if true.

      • Sean

        America is back, baby!

        The adults are back in charge!!!!!

      • SDF-7

        Meh… if you recognize the Taliban as the de facto government (and I think you have to at this point) and if they have exit visa checkpoints around the airport, I don’t see a lot of options there.

        Yes, the best course would have been to get everyone out before the Taliban controls the area — but once they do?

        On the gripping hand — I don’t run the DoD or State, so there may well be other options my two seconds on the internet don’t bring to mind… 😛

      • R C Dean

        For citizens, sure. For anyone else, including Afghan green card holders, its a kill list.

        If you believe the Taliban when they say they will hunt down American collaborators, then giving them a list helps virtually none of those people get out.

        Afghans who helped Americans are just flat screwed now. They aren’t getting out. Their only hope is to not get caught. The list just made that a hell of a lot harder.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Traitorous if true

    • Not Adahn

      ISTR Biden gave Putin a list of things we’d be really pissed off if they got hacked.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      No why in the fuck wouldn’t they set up a hardline to approve people as they show up at the checkpoint?

    • Tonio

      militant-controlled

      No, militants are like the Weathermen or the Black Panthers. The Taliban control Afghanistan. They are the de-facto government.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve been trying to make this point with some GOP types who are frothing at the mouth about negotiating with terrorists.

        You can imagine the results.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re no worse than the Saudis and we deal with them no problem.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The Taliban has effectively been the legitimate government since ~2015, longer in areas along the AF-PAK border and the hinterlands of the southern provinces.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Next up is ship locations in the South Pacific to the Chinese. I mean, why not..lets just go for the gusto!

    • db

      These people are complete fucking morons.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL

      • Sean

        Heh.

    • The Last American Hero

      Spielberg can finally shoot the sequel to Schindler’s list, starring Schindler’s grandson as a State Dept drone selling out people to the Taliban.

    • Tundra
  8. SDF-7

    Just tell the school board and the parents to head down to the Spotsylvania Courthouse. Usually a good place to settle governmental disputes and all, I’ll grant.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Last time something like that happened, Crispus Attucks ended up getting shot?

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Monday evening’s meeting of the Spotsylvania County School Board ended after 13 minutes with no business conducted when the audience became unruly.

    Damned dirty apes.

  10. Rebel Scum

    Based.

    In a viral video filmed at the end of July, Nazar Mohammad, better known as Khasha Zwan, can be seen in the back of a car with an insurgent on either side of him – one of them brandishing a Kalashnikov machine gun.

    According to Human Rights Watch, Zwan was killed by the Taliban at the end of July in Kandahar after that city fell to the jihadists.

    He was known for routines that poked fun at the Taliban through song and dance, including some that were uploaded to his TikTok account.

    In the video of his final moments, Mohammad continues to make jokes about the group after his capture, causing the Taliban fighter to his right to begin slapping him across the face.

    • Not Adahn

      He’s no Jimmy Kimmel, that’s for sure.

      • Ownbestenemy

        When you know the end of the story, why not get your last jabs in while you still can.

      • Tres Cool

        Needs more crying.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        True. He didn’t have women in burqas jumping on a trampoline.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Somewhere in the distance, Gavin Newsome has gotten an unexplained erection.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    On Aug. 12, State Health Commissioner M. Norman Oliver issued a public health order requiring that all students, teachers, staff and visitors in grades K–12 age 2 and older wear masks indoors, regardless of vaccination status.

    Next, have some jackass from the unemployment bureau set the minimum wage.

  12. hayeksplosives

    Holy cow. I just had to send a 23 page fax at a UPS store.

    It was $10 for the first 5 pages and then $1 for each additional page. Total $28.

    Worth it though; I think I’ll win my appeal against California which is claiming they overpaid me $5k for Family Medical Leave this spring. I wrote in with my appeal letter a few weeks ago and they replied with a letter denying the appeal.

    Crucially, their rejection letter included the name and phone number of an actual human. I called her today and she picked up on the first ring! And was helpful!!! I think she realized they actually underpaid me.

    We shall see… but worth the $28 even if it’s just for not repaying the $5k.

    • creech

      “I called her today and she picked up on the first ring! And was helpful!!!”
      Probably after you warned her that you knew Steve Smith and could arrange a “visit.”

      • SDF-7

        Or just pointed out that she knows people working on the Navy emag railgun project. And the range of said project….

      • hayeksplosives

        Sadly, railgun is dormant for the foreseeable future.

        What I’m working on next is, shall we say, more permanent though, if less precise 🙂

      • Mojeaux

        “Precise” is for snipers. 😉

      • Translucent Chum

        SMOD!!! Yes!

      • slumbrew

        Rods From God

      • R C Dean

        Geo
        Orbital
        Delivery

        Rod
        Device

        Still working on the second “O”.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Damn you.

      • slumbrew

        Still working on the second “O”.

        Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?

      • Ownbestenemy

        The second “O” is typically silent

      • Surly Knott

        How about
        Rain
        Of
        Destruction

      • Seguin

        Rod
        Offensive
        Deorbit

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Rods from God but close enough.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Surly Knott’s got it goin’ on.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Hah! Looks like they kicked the hornets’ nest. Hope you get a nice check.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you have a scanner, you can use services like metrofax in the future and get confirmation on delivery. I pay $13/month for about a 1,000 page limit.

      • hayeksplosives

        I looked at the “virtual fax” services online but these docs included my SSN and paycheck information so I went with the old fashioned analog fax machine method.

      • Mojeaux

        I use FreedomVoice for my business phone number and virtual fax.

      • Count Potato

        I think my printer/scanner has a fax built in. I never used it.

  13. Rebel Scum

    More explodey Jihadis.

    According to unconfirmed preliminary reports, there have been additional explosions near the Kabul airport.

    At least 12 American troops, all rumored to be Marines, were killed in the first two suicide blasts. No word yet on where the other explosions took place, or whether or not there are casualties.

    • Drake

      Biden’s fucking incompetence just got a Marine Squad wiped out.

  14. Fourscore

    Looks like Kabul could be worse than Saigon. Now the problem is getting our own troops out, with a single runway open on at one airport

    • R C Dean

      Its already far worse than Saigon.

    • The Last American Hero

      The real question is whether Miss Kabul’s box office will exceed Miss Saigon’s.

  15. Ownbestenemy

    BREAKING: Taliban spokesperson: “Several explosions were heard in Kabul in the evening. The blasts were carried out by US forces inside Kabul airport to destroy their belongings. Kabul residents are not worried.”

    These are blasts not that long ago, not the bombings themselves. Hell of a day to start the destruction of your equipment. And why not just leave it? We left everything else…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Head Librarian In Charge

      BE QUIET!

    • wdalasio

      It had some dopey soccer mom who got elected because she claims she had a girlfriend in college.

      LOL

  16. OBJ FRANKELSON

    If I were watching a movie of the Biden administration, I would think that him posing for pictures with Jimmy Carter was hamfisted foreshadowing, but here we are.

  17. Certified Public Asshat

    Guess who?

    Why the Media Is Worse for Biden Than Trump

    The mainstream media certainly gave Trump harsh and even overtly hostile coverage. But the mainstream media only describes roughly half the media landscape. The other half of the media is a right-wing messaging apparatus that makes no effort to follow traditional journalistic norms. Republicans communicate to their base through a media that functionally operates as part of their party, while Democrats communicate to their base through a media that still exerts substantial independence. If you want to understand the strange difficulty that Joe Biden’s sane, competent administration has in yielding measurably higher approval than Trump’s insane, incompetent presidency, the asymmetrical relationship between the two parties and their respective media environments is the most important place to start.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Sane? Competent?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Really hammering away on right-wing media apparatus the past couple of days.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      through a media that still exerts substantial independence

      HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA

      *gasp*

      AAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      • The Other Kevin

        Oh those crazy scamps at the Babylon Bee!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Substanstially independent from Fox News?

      • Grumbletarian

        I could have concussed myself with the force of the facepalm that line nearly caused.

    • Rebel Scum

      that makes no effort to follow traditional journalistic norms

      Such as being mouthpieces for the Democratic party?

      Republicans communicate to their base through a media that functionally operates as part of their party, while Democrats communicate to their base through a media that still exerts substantial independence.

      Um…what?

      Joe Biden’s sane, competent administration

      Are you sure this is not the Bee?

    • Ted S.

      Burton Cummings?

      • Ghostpatzer

        Randy Bachman! Rock and roll Mormon FTW!

    • Lord Humungus

      >>other half of the media is a right-wing messaging apparatus that makes no effort to follow traditional journalistic norms

      oh how I laughed.

      something ROOSKIE something collusion headlines

    • R C Dean

      The other half of the media is a right-wing messaging apparatus

      Where is this other half of the media? You can’t even count Facebook and Twitter as “right-wing messaging” platforms any more.

      Joe Biden’s sane, competent administration

      I hope they were well-paid for this. Any self-respecting person would require a substantial sum of money indeed to put that out over their name.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      OFFS

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The emasculation of boys continues.

    • limey

      Norks!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Boys in the midst of puberty obviously looking at boobs… why I never!

      They need a good role model…. to teach them how to do it without getting caught.

    • Agent Cooper

      “This moment at the Little League World Series has the internet in stitches.

      On Wednesday, two little league players were caught on ESPN cameras gazing at an image of a cleavage-bearing blonde on a cell phone — and their reactions to the photo have fans, along with former NBA player Rex Chapman, laughing.”

      It’s not the story you think it is.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Dissension in the Affirmative Action ranks

    ESPN has removed Rachel Nichols from NBA coverage and has canceled her show The Jump, the network confirmed Thursday.

    This comes nearly two months after Nichols’ remarks became public in which she suggested that Maria Taylor was promoted because she is Black.

    ——-

    In early July, The New York Times reported on a recording of a conversation involving Nichols, an ESPN reporter. In the July 2020 recording, Nichols, who is white, is heard suggesting that Taylor got her job hosting the marquee program NBA Countdown during the NBA finals because she is Black.

    ——-

    Nichols was removed from her assignment after the comments became public.

    She later apologized on The Jump, saying she respected her ESPN colleagues and noting that she was “deeply, deeply sorry” for “disappointing those I hurt, particularly Maria Taylor.”

    “I was promoted because I’m good at what I do. You, on the other hand….”

  19. Mojeaux

    Roller derby … On my bucket list right after belly dancing, LARPing at RenFest, and golfing.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I want to do LARPing like they do in the movie Role Models

      • Mojeaux

        Drinking booze in a gutter and pissing on walls? I haz confuze.

    • The Other Kevin

      Around here they used to have something called Derby Light, where you could learn all the skating skills without someone knocking you to the floor.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Yeah… no. A younger me could rollerskate like a champ… these days I look more like a giraffe walking moments after birth or a 14 y/o girl wearing heels to the Freshman Dance.

    • limey

      I think the time has come (at least around these parts) that when you say “golfing”, without specifying what kind, it defaults to the vainglorious frisbee aficionado variety.

      • Mojeaux

        Er, good idea to clarify.

        Golfing where you smack little balls into holes with a big stick.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Disc, Not Frisbee you poser Cretin!

    • Lord Humungus

      EF used to do the roller derby thing, same with my friend Kim.

      The last time I saw Kim skate, she was wearing a thong and a short skirt. It kept the gentleman in the uh audience busy.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Did she also wear a looooooooong jacket?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        *starts playing funky bassline*

      • The Other Kevin

        There was kind of a conflict between the people who wanted it to be a more legitimate sport, and those who enjoyed the showmanship. The “sports” crowd pretty much won. These days you rarely see anyone skating in something other than spandex shorts as in the photo. But that will also keep the gentlemen busy. There is such a thing as a “derby butt”.

      • slumbrew

        “derby butt”

        Is that good? I’m going to guess it’s good.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        If it is anything like squat booty, yeah, it’s good.

      • DEG

        Seconded.

      • robodruid

        Google is your friend, add NSFW

  20. Not Adahn

    This may be the first time a timeline at the beginning of a book made me want to read more

    7593 I.V. Holtzman born on Liesco II.
    7565 Holtzman disabled and cyborged.
    7562 Holtzman reveals the “wave-effect” nature of the suspensor- nullification device.
    7556 Holtzman severely damaged and thrown into a cometary orbit. Communications with him are lost

    • Translucent Chum

      Don’t leave me hanging. Name the book, man!

      • slumbrew

        LMGTFY – has to be one of the Dune books

      • Translucent Chum

        I dunno. That doesn’t sound Druish…

      • rhywun

        That was my guess. I didn’t make it past the first one though.

      • slumbrew

        I read a few follow-ups, nothing compares to the first.

      • rhywun

        It’s too bad cuz I love the original, and he has a couple other series that are worth sticking around for.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I found finishing God Emperor to be a slog and gave up after that.

        But the first book really got into my head.

        I was water-rationing for months afterward.

      • robc

        I made it thru 4. By 4, the universe has changed so dramatically that I wasn’t interested.

        I guess 4-5-6 are sort of a separate trilogy, but I just didnt care enough to continue on.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I read all of the ones written by Frank Herbert. Some were very good, none were terrible, but none really came close to matching the greatness of the first book, IMO.

        I’ve mostly stayed away from the ones his kid and Anderson wrote. I did read the Prelude series about the different houses. Getting some perspective on the culture of the home planets was interesting, but they’re missing the gravitas of the original novels.

      • Not Adahn

        4 is a standalone. 5-6-7 are a second trilogy. 7 was never written.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Is that from the prequels?

      • Not Adahn

        The Dune Encyclopedia

    • R C Dean

      I think the most interesting thing is that is a timeline that counts down to something 7500 years(?) in the future.

      • Not Adahn

        Formation of the Spacing Guild.

    • db

      Haha! Got ya hooked.

      • rhywun

        So he dropped a thousand bucks or whatever they were asking for that?

        Yikes. Better be good.

      • Not Adahn

        .pdf. Yarr.

  21. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    I like that the Roller Derby Girl’s arms say 69.

  22. robc

    Continuing from this morning, looking over some more numbers from the preliminary Colorado redistricting: Weld County is getting abused. Its the dumping county to add bits to everyone else to make numbers work. Greeley is the biggest city in the county, but the west edge of the county also has a lot of Ft Collins suburbs and the SW corner are Denver suburbs.

    Weld is part of 9 different state house districts. In one, it only has 5 residents. In two others, it has zero residents. Farms that cross borders? Planning for the future?

  23. Certified Public Asshat

    Publicly eating these words… syllable by syllable. https://t.co/BMs81sumXB— Sam Harris (@SamHarrisOrg) August 26, 2021

    You hate to see it.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      For those who don’t want to click through:

      Feeling overwhelming gratitude for the adults in the room…— Sam Harris (@SamHarrisOrg) January 20, 2021

    • slumbrew

      That’s a bigger admission than most will make.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    That girl looks like she gets the power down coming off the corner petty well.

    • The Other Kevin

      The mechanics of it are very much like speed skating. It is amazing to behold. Also see: apex jump.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Republicans communicate to their base through a media that functionally operates as part of their party, while Democrats communicate to their base through a media that still exerts substantial independence.

    With projection like that you could turn the moon into a billboARD.

    • The Other Kevin

      I guess those montages of all the news networks using the exact same phrasing when reporting a story demonstrate their substantial independence.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      NPR, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, Salon, NYT, WaPo, and a page and a half wall of text in the same vein.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    sTUPID CAPS LOCK.

    aND i SAW IT JUST AS I HIT reply.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I thought you were doing it for comedic effect.

  27. DEG

    I like the roller derby lass.

    From September 13, NSW residents that are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 will be given new freedoms.

    Go fuck yourself.

    Australia needs Ned Kelly!

    The doctors who took part in Monday’s event said the vast majority of the cases they’re seeing most recently were among unvaccinated patients, many of whom have expressed regret about not having been vaccinated, WPTV reported.

    Hmm… I wonder what they actually said.

    When I saw the doc, when she and I talked, the vaccine came up. For those who didn’t see, I had the ‘Rona with bacterial pneumonia. She wanted to know if my decision to not get the vaccine was intentional. I told her yes, and described the death rate data from the CDC for people in my age group which shows that the flu is more deadly to me than the ‘Rona. I pointed out I don’t get the flu shot, so given the flu is more deadly to me than the ‘Rona, why would I get the ‘Rona vaccine? I also said that maybe in ten years when I’m in a different demographic I’ll change my mind. Then I said, “Maybe I made the wrong decision because I wasn’t expecting pneumonia. On the other hand, pneumonia can be treated. I won’t get the vaccine at all now because once I recover I’ll have natural immunity.”

    She said after that that current science is that natural immunity only lasts six to eight months. This was the only thing I think she got wrong. She also didn’t seem bothered by the fact that I decided against the vaccine.

    I guess some folks could interpret that as my expressing regret that I didn’t get the vaccine.

    Monday evening’s meeting of the Spotsylvania County School Board ended after 13 minutes with no business conducted when the audience became unruly.

    It’s spreading.

    Mars rover Perseverance’s first collected sample was “not retained in the tube due to their [small] size.”

    Size matters, just not always in the way people think it matters.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If you don’t mind, are you susceptible to pneumonia in the past?

      • DEG

        Only time in my life I’ve had it.

        I had two bouts of bronchitis when younger. Once around 11 or 12, the other when I was 18.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Good to keep that in mind, I pretty much had exactly that when I was younger along with no pneumonia.

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve gone toe to toe with bronchitis more than a few times, but not in the last 20 years.

    • rhywun

      We all need some Ned Kelly.

      • DEG

        Nice.

      • Agent Cooper

        At this point, I would even take Yahoo Serious.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      “current science is that natural immunity only lasts six to eight months”. Or maybe we only have 6-8 months of data.

      • DEG

        My first thought when she said that was, “Memory cells”, but I wasn’t going to say anything.

      • R C Dean

        That is based on the lack of antibodies detectable by tests, I believe.

        One of the casualties of the Great Enstupiding is our knowledge of immunology.

  28. Jerms

    Too-Local News Department:

    They ended the meeting when it got “unruly”
    I wish there was a meeting that they had like this at my kids schools. Wouldve loved to get a little ornery and let some anger out on these assholes. Masks for all kids in the schools out here. I told the kids they can be homeschooled if they want. 2 outta three would rather wear the mask.

  29. Trigger Hippie

    *sigh*

    Life just got significantly more difficult. I’m one step closer to going completely off the grid.

    Taking a break from the site for at least a few days. Too much doom and gloom and the funny isn’t soo funny right now.

    You kids have fun, see ya later.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Good mental heath to you ya Trigger

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Take care and don’t let all this get you down too much.

    • R.J.

      Dammit. I was hoping to launch Glib Flix and give people something more fun to criticize. Direct links yo B movies and all. I didn’t do the best job on my submission due to work priorities, so maybe it got binned. Maybe it will be on when you return to lighten the mood.

      • Tonio

        Oops, let me check the bin.

      • R.J.

        I did a better job and resubmitted. Thanks!

    • DEG

      You do what you need to.

      I hope your break helps.

      See you when you get back!

    • Spudalicious

      Peace out, TH. Take as long as you need. Everyone should take breaks.

      • MikeS

        Agreed. See you later, TH.

    • Tundra

      We aren’t going anywhere.

      Hopefully.

      All the best, TH.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Hourglass figure.

      • MikeS

        Maybe a 3 hourglass

      • Tundra

        *applause*

      • Gender Traitor

        a 3 hourglass

        Now I have the theme from Gilligan’s Island stuck in my head.

    • DEG

      Oops. At least the link works.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Pretty sure most of the vax in Vietnam are Sinovac – efficacy there is +/- 30%.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sinovac was fifty percent brand new so no surprise.

      • DEG

        The abstract doesn’t say what vaccine. In the keywords Sinovac is not mentioned. Astra-Zeneca is. Unfortunately, you need an account to download the paper. Comments say it is Astra-Zenaca.

        Astra-Zeneca has been available in Vietnam since January 2021.

  30. Count Potato

    “Residents of hotspots can leave home for an hour of recreation on top of their exercise hour, while people in other areas can meet five others outdoors.”

    I think North Koreans have more freedom than that. OK, Australians have food, but everything is trying to eat you. So that evens out.

    • rhywun

      “Touch your toes, Montag!”

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      UK: We are going to be the first to achieve Orwell’s utopian State.

      AUS: Hold my beir.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’ll add my hobby horse to this, yet again. Tom gets 90% there but misses the cultural lesson. Secular pluralism has failed. It doesn’t beget tolerance. It begets a weak populace that has no moral fiber, easily conquered by the first huckster to show up with charisma and emotional appeal.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        How do we restore and/or develop this society without becoming authoritarian?

        Stare.. abyss.. something, something.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Honest question.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Parallel institutions?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        IMO,
        1) massive decentralization (secession)
        2) banning of public institutions that disseminate culture (schools, public broadcasting, ad council, etc)
        3) restructuring of corporate code to a number of ends that could be their own article
        4) complete teardown of the tax code

        For many reasons, this isn’t viable short of a sea change happening in our culture. Thus my general pessimism about this country’s future.

      • Tundra

        Well, it’s either that or things are gonna get bloody.

        I feel like we are in a really dangerous game of chicken right now.

      • DEG

        Yep.

      • R C Dean

        Oh, I think things will get bloody on the way to the necessary culture change.

        The kinds of changes this country needs can’t be made incrementally. I think that has become clear. It will take a crisis of some sort that dramatically changes nearly everything. whatever form that crisis takes, it will have to cause a lot of damage to drive the, what’s the term, “fundamental transformation” of this country from one speeding to totalitarianism to one that has a few generations of relative liberty.

        And the odds that crisis will resolve in a pro-freedom direction are not good.

      • Tundra

        I’m not sure I agree. Think back to the Soviet Union. If you and I were talking in 1988 and one of us suggested that the SU would be gone in a couple years without a major war, the other would have died laughing.

        Yet it did. We have states. States can refuse and start to peel away. Maybe not actual secession, but refusal to play anymore. How many people would it take to bring Leviathan to a grinding halt?

        Probably fewer than you think.

      • MikeS

        And there is going to be a large percentage of people on the coasts saying, “Screw them. Let ’em go. We don’t need them. Those rubes are only holding back our socialist utopia.”

      • Ted S.

        Do they have ciggies embossed with a dollar sign?

      • MikeS

        I think the real messy parts would be red border counties trying to leave blue states and vise versa.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And a lot of people like me who don’t have much to worry about anymore, and have no shits to give

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        The only real hope is that the left overreaches so far that they lose the support of all but the most mindless sycophant, It seems that the useful idiots are legion though.

        “Those that know history are doomed to watch those that don’t repeat it.”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I think that’s the difference between late stage Soviet union and today. We’re not collapsing during a beaten down third generation of oppressed communist subjects. We’re just now entering end-stage fascism, and the zealots still reign. This is more like Spain than the Soviet Union.

      • Spudalicious

        So far, this is somewhat tracking what happened to the progressive movement a century ago.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. Progressive Era 2.0. Are there two world wars on the horizon to galvanize some patriotism and avoid massive internal strife this time?

  31. grrizzly

    Sure, it’s COVID not vaccine mandates.
    Just like last year bad things happened because of COVID not because of lockdowns.

    Latest COVID surge is slowing job applications, fed survey shows — By Bloomberg

    The recent spike in Covid-19 cases may be deterring U.S. job-seekers, according to a new study by the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City.

    In its August Manufacturing Survey, published today, the Kansas City Fed asked firms how the latest resurgence of the virus is affecting employment. Almost 60% of respondents said there’s been a drop in the number of applicants per job since May, while only 14% reported an increase.

    More than one-third of manufacturers said the rate of workers quitting has increased in the past few months. More than a quarter of employees who left their jobs did so because they were retiring, the survey said — echoing other studies that have found a jump in early retirements due to the pandemic.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No kidding, it’d be interesting to see how people in general would act with informational guidance and no mandates but we don’t live in a world of counterfactuals.
      What’s that? Sweden? I stand corrected.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Yeah, but Sweden is full of Swedes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  32. grrizzly

    Breaking: Outback restaurants will begin locking customers in closets to recreate the authentic Australian experience

    • SDF-7

      Oh, it shouldn’t be funny… but sometimes you just have to laugh. Good one.

    • The Last American Hero

      But the sign said No rules just right!

  33. Sean

    Fuck, it’s painful watching Biden speak.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I can’t bring myself to watch that shit.

    • Ted S.

      Then stop doing it!

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I watched just a couple minutes. Biden seemed to being somewhat okay until he suddenly stopped talking mid-sentence, bowed his head against the podium, and then covered his head with his hands for several seconds. Then he started swaying. Very weird.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Wow

      • MikeS

        I didn’t see that. At what point was that? I did have a refresh and lost video for 30 seconds or so.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m not sure the time but it was after he took the final question. The reporter asked if he took responsibility for the deaths of the marines today, noting there had been zero American deaths since Feb 2020 until now.

        Biden said of course I take responsibility BUT and then started laying everything at Trump’s feet. At some point in his speech about OMB, he just stopped talking, dropped his head, and covered it with his hands.

      • MikeS

        Ah! Gotcah. I did zone out at the end there. I have to go watch that…sounds interesting. Like his meds/nap was wearing off and he couldn’t take anymore.

      • Ownbestenemy

        In this one instance I will forgive and not blame meds. While shitty, I don’t believe he wants dead troops and that the whole morning as details emerged was probably a really stressful day.

        Just this one time

      • MikeS

        Yeah. When he was commiserating with the families of the fallen, I thought he showed some legit heartache and sorrow. I think he even got choked up a bit.

      • Animal

        Yeah. He’ll be gone by the end of the year, unless they find some better, more effective psychotropic cocktail to keep him coherent.

        I’ve mentioned this before, but our oldest is an emergency-care NP who sees lots of elderly folks, and deals with dementia patients a lot. She’s been saying for some time now that old Joe is showing the signs not of early, but advanced dementia – difficulty in word finding, sudden unfounded anger, inappropriate sexual comments/gestures. She’s also pointed out signs of some oddball drug cocktail, including IV marks on his hands visible on camera, bloodshot eyes, dilated pupils.

        Somebody is guilty of elder abuse. My guess is Frau Doktor Professor Jill, enjoying her Edith Wilson cosplay, but who knows?

    • MikeS

      Fine, I’ll say it. I honestly didn’t think it was that bad. He showed great empathy when he spoke directly to the families that lost loved ones. He sounded presidential when he told ISIS-K we were going to come for them. He even took a few unscripted questions, including purposely calling on Peter Doocy from Fox.

      To be sure, I’m no Biden fan but I begrudgingly think he did pretty good today.

      • The Hyperbole

        Shut the fuck up, Libtard!

  34. kinnath

    So, Americans are not completely stupid.

    In the latest survey, pollster Bill McInturff pointed out her low positive rating, at 37%, and tweeted this morning, “VP Harris has lowest feeling thermometer of any first year VP going back to Gore in 1993 with an unprecedented ‘very negative’ rating on @NBCNews survey tracking.”

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Not super surprising, even the dimmest bulb can see she has the charisma of dead carp. We know she does not have the qualifications nor skill to clean the White House carpets, but most folks pick up on charisma.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      That’s because of racism.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      1. Demand information
      2. Courts grant on contingency of certain privacy constraints
      3. Leak, leak, leak
      4. Deplatformings, revocation of bank accounts, etc. occur
      5. All nonleftists avoid political activism like the plague
      Not good at all.

      • wdalasio

        Alternate #5: Non-leftists decide to resort to the alternative to the soapbox and the ballot box.

        That winds up a lot uglier. For everyone.

      • R C Dean

        What you might call “kinetic” political activism.

      • wdalasio

        Well, if you take away everything a man has, he’s got nothing to lose.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That you Bob Dylan?

      • wdalasio

        No, I’ll defer to Animal on that one.

    • limey

      I’ve never listened to a Tim Pool podcast or watched one of his videos. Did he used to be the sidekick to Joe Rogan? I’ve never listened to him either.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pool’s OK but he’s a waffler and a panicmonger. He was Rogan’s sidekick for the show where they beat up on Jack Dorsey but that’s not his usual gig and his schitck can get old.

      • limey

        And it seems like he has a cult following of people addicted to that panic and outrage but starved of principles and perspective.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I may have been a bit harsh, he’s not that bad to be honest. He’s happy to flirt with various third rails which is more than you can say with most in his profession and deserves some credit.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That would be unwise.

      That’s essentially telegraphing your intention to implement gulags for dissidents.

    • Ted S.

      SSL handshake failed.

  35. gbob

    Am I watching an old feeble man have a stroke on live TV? If so, i feel guilty for watching the slow motion snuff film that is the Biden administration

  36. wdalasio

    From the Tom Woods link:

    Radical decentralization and secession, on the other hand, is what our betters call “extremist.” Yet these are the obvious and humane solution.

    This is exactly the point I’ve made for a while now. We really aren’t one people anymore. We’re at least two. And one of the people trying to impose it’s way of life on the other can only be oppression. And that isn’t only toward my ideological opponents. If I were to try to govern them, I could only ever really be oppressive. I wouldn’t mean to be. It wouldn’t be what I would want to do. But simply my not telling them what to do would be an imposition to them. Our peoples are so different that governance for one is necessarily oppression of the other.
    And it simply doesn’t have to be this way. America’s relationship with, say, Canada or Mexico has been cordial for generations, even though the peoples have vastly different cultures and politics. There’s no reason our separate peoples couldn’t have just as cordial relations. There’s no reason we couldn’t enjoy free trade policies with one another and mutual defense arrangements.
    The status quo simply isn’t an equilibrium. Something has to change. The only alternatives I can see are one side or the other just goes away (I know that this is what the progressives are hoping for, but it’s simply delusional.), some sort of effective separation (Woods’ suggestion) or some sort of conquest and rule. Separation, disunion, is the only viable and moral option I can see of the three.

    • Tundra

      Jeff Deist said it recently:

      Mobilization and separation, not persuasion, is the way forward.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I agree with separation as the solution but how do you deal with the ideologically imperialist mindset that the authoritarians have? We’re content with live and let live but they aren’t and are more than happy to impose their will on us the first chance they get.

      If it comes to conquest and rule, we’re screwed. They’re much more aggressive and persistent than we are.

      • limey

        And they have the CIA and the upper echelons of the military on board, right? That sounds like fun.

      • wdalasio

        If it comes to conquest and rule, we’re screwed. They’re much more aggressive and persistent than we are.

        Yeah, but we do have the guns. Or at least we do in greater numbers.

        I think the ideologically imperialist mindset has to be through separation. Sure the hardliners would be happy to invade to impose their will. But, I also think that enough of them aren’t so imperialist as to go to war over another country’s culture and governance.

      • Count Potato

        If states secede it’s Civil War 2.0

      • R C Dean

        *whistles Dixie*

      • R.J.

        After seeing how the Afghan war ended, I think 2.0 will end differently than 1.0.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Good point

      • robc

        Who would go to war to keep CA in?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s Wall Street that you have to watch out for. They so fight separation tooth and nail.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        will

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s Woods repeating Rothbard. He was pretty steadfast in his mantra of secession being the only real Constitutional limiting mechanism.

  37. commodious spittoon

    Emily Zanotti
    @emzanotti
    Psaki noted that this is “the worst day of his presidency so far,” but then added that it’s “still early” so that’s comforting.

    Three more years! Three more years!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You’re shitting me. She actually said that?

      • Count Potato

        Yes.

      • rhywun

        I snorted vodka-infused pop anyway.

      • Tundra

        I love funny people.

      • R.J.

        That thing needs a vibrator and it would be the #1 seller at adult novelty shops.

    • MikeS

      This guy sounds fun:

      Sherwood Project Management #StopCambo
      @SherwoodProjec1
      2h
      Replying to
      @SPACEdotcom

      Speaking as someone trying to save the planet and campaigning against the Cambo oilfield I’ve simply no interest in Mr Bezos’s mini rocket.Does it help deliver climate management on time on cost and within scope?if not I couldn’t give a (insert colourful word of choice here).

      • R C Dean

        Does it help deliver climate management on time on cost and within scop

        Do tell us what the time, cost, and scope of managing a planetary climate might be.

      • Lord Humungus

        Only a few billions deaths plus turning back the clock to the 8th century?

  38. Yusef drives a Kia

    I got to the course today and a buddy says “Bob, you got a tire going down” I said WTF? sure enough, one was going low and I was pissed!
    “YOU KNOW OLD THOSE TIRES ARE!” “original?”
    I bought them 8 hours ago, and of course I have to wait til tomoorrow to get it resolved, I was gonna road trip, glad I didn’t yet.

  39. Tundra

    “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?… The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If…if…We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation…. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”

    Solzhenitsyn always cheers me up.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’ve got the Gulag Archipelago on my bookshelf. Trying to decide between it and Ozy’s recommended Churchill’s Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare to read next.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Churchill, always pick Churchill, never disappointed,

      • Tundra

        I’ve been reading GA for awhile. I can only do a little at a time.

      • Lord Humungus

        Yeah… it’s like plugging through a WW1 book. Hard going.

      • Tundra

        Agreed. Even Carlin’s Blueprint For Armageddon was a hard slog. The carnage and waste are unimaginable.

        Which is exactly why we need to remember.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Carlin is get ready to waste a lot of time kind of stuff, once I’m in I find it hard to leave, so I plan enough time to finish before I start.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s a hell of a storyteller. Must be God’s gift to history loving long haul truckers.

      • EvilSheldon

        I can give Churchill’s Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare a hearty recommendation. I just finished the chapter on the Heidrich assassination.

    • Agent Cooper

      Gulag is a tough read (listen). I’ve not finished yet. I jump around. Listening to Dear Reader now.

      • mock-star

        I just finished Dear Reader two days ago. The end of the book is just sad. Sad and powerful.

    • Lord Humungus

      STEVE SMITH LIKE CAMPERS. AND HIKERS. AND SPELUNKERS.

    • rhywun

      There is already one in operation, near Darwin I think. They literally have people in spacesuit-looking outfits wheeling food to the happy-campers locked in their cabins.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sounds like some good old fashioned arson is in order before they’re occupied.

  40. Translucent Chum

    Sitting with a bourbon watching my son on tv playing good first collegiate soccer game. /Warm and fuzzy.

    • Translucent Chum

      His first. Stupid phone.

      • Tundra

        Blame the booze.

        Congrats to you, man. Quite literally nothing more joyful than watching your kids succeed at something they poured their hearts and souls into.

        Enjoy.

    • MikeS

      Excellent! Other than it being soccer ? that sounds like a blast.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Jesus. You know maybe we should wait a day before laying this at the feet of the Marines who are mourning the loss of at least 11….

      Dicks

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Wall to wall OBE, they need it bad,

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’ll give that tweet dropped at 6:40am…but maybe take it down for a bit…

      • rhywun

        Nah, they can’t help themselves.

        Garbage outfit, through and through.

      • Count Potato

        Which is why I’m sure their definition of “neo-nazi” is garbage too.

      • Ownbestenemy

        A sock and some soap needs to be administered without prejudice

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Baseball bats and pointy things,

      • Sean

        I get the bat, but what does Jennifer Aniston’s nipples have to do with this?

      • Tundra

        Are you kidding? Her nipples are the only things holding this goddamn country together!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Fucking eh, fucking eh

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I prefer a Super Patriotic Double G myself!

      • Penguin

        You could at least have some evidence.

      • Penguin

        I mean, we’re evidence based, aren’t we?

      • Penguin

        Tundra, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

      • Penguin
  41. Lord Humungus

    Our electric car future: GM Recalls Every Chevy Bolt Ever Made Over Faulty Batteries

    The Bolt was first recalled in November after five cars that hadn’t been in crashes caught fire. After investigating the problem further, Chevy recalled a second batch in July. The problem was traced to two manufacturing defects that could occur simultaneously. The defects—a torn anode tab and a folded separator—created conditions that could lead to a short in affected cells. So far, the company has identified 10 fires that involve faulty batteries, according to an AP report.

    This third and latest recall includes 73,000 Bolts made from 2019 to 2022, the current model year, and brings the total recall to nearly 142,000 cars, with over 100,000 having been sold in the US. GM estimates that the initial recalls will cost $800 million, and it expects the new one to add $1 billion to the total. GM said it will be seeking reimbursement from LG.

    • MikeS

      Holeee shit. That’s some real money.

      • Ted S.

        Was until the covid money printer went BRRRRRRR.

  42. Sean

    My poor pepper plants are not happy in these high 90s temps.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      A bit of shade and some misters may help

      • Sean

        They need full sun and misters would end up causing leaf burn.

        They’ll survive. I watered them a bit and they perked up a lil.

        The ghosts are ripening up now. The others aren’t too far behind.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “They’ll survive” so quit complaining, it’s hot everywhere, it’s called Summer,

    • rhywun

      Me neither. So over this.

      • Count Potato

        Did you get your AC?

      • rhywun

        Yep ?

        And it’s better than the last one.

      • rhywun

        And even without the remote!

        Yes, the dead one required the remote to accomplish anything more sophisticated than “On” and “Off”. The remote died about a week before the unit so that is all I had access to.

    • Penguin

      Really? I thought they liked high temps.

      Of course, I’m thinking of spicy ones – Mexico & south of that doesn’t often do low temperatures.

      • Spudalicious

        They actually don’t. They’re a fall crop.

      • Sean

        Good until they get into the 90s++

        These are all super hots.

    • Count Potato

      It’s OK if they droop. Water the ground in the morning.

  43. Ownbestenemy

    And still no one losing their jobs. What a g-d mess.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Firings are an admission of incompetence.

    • Spudalicious

      There wouldn’t be anyone left.

    • Tundra

      Blinken isn’t looking good. He may not be fired, but he might be gone anyway.

  44. Ownbestenemy

    On top of the suspension that teen one just finished, him and his brother missed the bus and took 4 damn hours to walk to school today. The walk is a bit over an hour.

    House of OBE is not a fun place to be

    • EvilSheldon

      Were they at least drinking and keeping company with loose women?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I could forgive that. I don’t have enough bourbon for this

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Not good OBE, that sounds like they already found trouble, i.e. crowd, gotta nip that shit now or end up with my son or worse,

      • DEG

        I’m worried Yusef is right.

  45. Gustave Lytton

    Wonder if the blasts that the Taliban PR says were coming from inside the airport complex are destroying sensitive items in preparation to be overran.

    • Ownbestenemy

      No one knows. Other than official statements and random tweets, we have no clue

      • Gustave Lytton

        The Marine guards at Tehran did not open fire if I remember correctly.

    • Penguin

      I’m glad they have a type of lava as Hawaii – one where you can get out of the way. Much better than Krakatoa, Vesuvius, or Pinatubo.

      Volcano Music.