Thursday Morning SMITH BOYS Links

by | Aug 12, 2021 | Daily Links | 514 comments

FRENS

 

“Come on STEVE, you two are on!”

“STEVE SMITH NO COME OUT YET. HIM STILL NOT RIGHT.”

“Stop trembling, SEA. You have to have seen worse!”

“SEA SMITH GO BACK OCEAN, NO SEE BAD THINGS LIKE SUGARFREE WRITING!”

“Dammitall! Fine. I told you to skip this week’s Joemala. It was a rough one. But I am going to put on the song anyway. At least you two did your links before you got all messed up…”

 

*cues up music*

“The SMITHS were going to do a little number for you, but then they read SugarFree yesterday, and now…well, they are all frightened and disturbed. Any way, here it is, to the tune of the Theme From The Dukes of Hazzard.”

Just a good ol’ SMITHS,
Never meanin’ no harm (‘cept RAPE),
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the hoomans since the day they was born.

RAPIN’ the curve,
RAPIN’ the hills.
Someday the Bigfoot Hunters might get ’em, but NatGeo never will.

Makin’ their way,
The only way they know how,
That’s just a little bit more than Discovery Network will show.

Just a good ol’ SMITHS,
Wouldn’t change if they could,
RAPIN’ the system like a two modern day Cryptid Hood.

 

And here are their links.

  1. NOW WOOD COST MOAR! THIS ONE NOT SEA SMITH FAULT! HE BLAME STRAFFINRUN.
  2. WHO KNOW BAD MANNERS ON PORTLAND BUS SO DANGEROUS?
  3. NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. NO HAVE ANY IN OWN COUNTRY?
  4. THIS SILLY.

 

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

514 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I can First with one hand. What are you doing with your life?

      • AlexinCT

        Double this.

    • Tres Cool

      Youve been waiting for this all night, clicking and clicking. Hoping to get noticed.
      Instead you eat pathos.

      • Swiss Servator

        You are giving the attention he doesn’t get in meatspace.

      • Tres Cool

        Duh.

      • PieInTheSky

        Maybe this is Hunter Biden’s glib account and he gets plenty of attention in meatspace

    • Endless Mike

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE OTHER HAND

      • WTF

        I think we all know the answer to that.

  2. waffles

    It’s really weird how our government goes hat in hand to OPEC after shutting down a big pipeline project. Almost like they want us to fail.

    • Swiss Servator

      “We want you to have money and power over us!”

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Well, the one coherent thing he said at one of his few campaign stops focused on getting away from the America First mentality. He’s just living up to his campaign promise (not that he knows it).

      • waffles

        I guess we need to start believing them when they say things that show how much they hate us. We probably needed to start believing them decades ago.

    • blackjack

      What’s funny is, they don’t seem to expect people to remember last fucking year, when we had plenty. It’s almost like they know the media will cover up the history of even just a few months ago for them. And people will buy it, because google told them so.

      • waffles

        I think people really don’t remember last year. It’s utterly dismaying how far gone we are from a decade ago. I think social media via smartphones has actually rotted out the American psyche. I hate to seem all old man yells at cloud but sheesh, it’s like pod people out there.

      • CPRM

        Last year, most people forget about news events from last week. I mean, if something big like a mass shooting in Las Vegas, then maybe people would remember…

      • AlexinCT

        That never happened man…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s infuriating.

    • AlexinCT

      The funny part was all the “fact checking” pretending that the price of gas is not gone of the rails because team blue decided that the whole concept of energy independence was in the way of them being able to parcel out a ton of tax payer dollars to their buddies (whom will then donate a big chunk of that to their campaign coffers) under the guise of green energy shit. Being told by a bunch of dnc operatives with bylines that canceling a massive US pipeline and blocking fracking and other drilling, which unless you are one of those people that believes real communism has never been done, everyone knows would drastically impact supply, is not why the prices are up – cause oil prices are not set by speculators that keep a close eye on the whole supply & demand thingy most commies simply don’t believe exists – would be funny if it wasn’t for the fact we are all taking it in the ass because of these criminals.

      • Jerms

        Its also less funny because half of the country believes the high prices have nothing to do with this administration.

      • AlexinCT

        Those tend to be the people I mentioned that believe real communism has never happened and that the economics of supply & demand are just patriarchal nonsense used by robber barons that want to fuck over and rob poor people (cause everyone knows you rob poor people to get really rich)…

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        It’s because half the country lives in cities where they only put gas in the tank once a month at best. And now with work from home for a majority of them, it is less often.

    • Count Potato

      The whole thing is stupid and evil, cancel leases on federal land because climate change, then burn just as much buying it from other countries.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Burn more you mean.

      • Count Potato

        Maybe, people buy less when prices go up.

      • Swiss Servator

        But OPEC isn’t doing anything clean…and then they have to transport the oil too…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Pipelines are good.

      • juris imprudent

        Unless it starts in Canada.

      • AlexinCT

        Things like a pipeline or more drilling are certainly not good items if you need to convince people to let you dole out a shit-ton of tax payer lucre to your friends & colleagues – under the guise of creating green energy solutions – so these people winning the lottery can then turn around and give you a good chunk of that money back as campaign contributions….

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think consumers care how clean it is.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They say they do though. What this does allow us to do is outsource emissions and then make the claim that we decreased emissions.

    • Drake

      Corruption and utter contempt for the hoi polloi explain most of this administration’s decisions.

    • The Last American Hero

      The other part that is just criminal is that the Saudi’s will pump more oil, but there will be a price. What new genocide will we have to get involved in to keep the oil flowing?

      • Ozymandias

        The spice oil must flow….

  3. Nephilium

    And no love for Bessie, the Lake Erie Monster?

    • Tres Cool

      Bessie is just a fat Canadian thats swum across from Windsor.

      I banged her.

      • Nephilium

        My one part of disbelief is someone that fits Tres’ predilections being able to swim that far. Now if she had just floated across the lake, that I could believe.

      • Swiss Servator

        A few dulsatory flipper flaps, a good wind, and viola, Tres is all over it.

      • db

        Don’t string us along, Swiss. I think we need more detail on the bassist of the method. If you don’t satiate the crowd, you may find you’ve incited them to violins.

      • Chafed

        Me too.

      • Festus

        I was there first! Eat that Bro and Tres!

      • blackjack

        All the strippers in Windsor are skinny. Al least, they were in the nineties when I went.

      • AlexinCT

        I will second that emotion… Them strippers were of better quality than the ones across the border…

      • Surly Knott

        Well, across the river is Detroit, so…

      • AlexinCT

        You don’t like skanks?

      • AlexinCT

        You don’t like skanks?

      • Nephilium

        The shithole so bad that even Clevelanders can look down on them.

        /hopes against hope for a Browns/Lions superbowl game.

      • robc

        Do you really want to make the Super Bowl and then lose to Detroit?

      • Nephilium

        robc:

        It would be fun to watch the two non-expansion (assuming you consider the NuBrowns non-expansion) teams to never be in the superbowl be in one against each other.

        And no one outside of Ohio and Michigan would care about the game at all.

  4. blackjack

    Who shot you?

    The guy with the mask on.

    Begging for oil? after seven short months? It’s the 1970’s all over again.

    How much wood chips would a wood chip carrier carry if a wood chip carrier could carry wood chips?

    • Sean

      It’s the 1970’s all over again.

      I’m not a fan of wide lapels.

      • blackjack

        Yeah, but I’ll wear them if can skip the stagflation (which seems more and more inevitable.)

      • UnCivilServant

        What about polyester?

        Or avocado green appliances?

      • AlexinCT

        Bellbottoms…

      • blackjack

        Shag carpet and cheap wood paneling…inside a van.

      • Sean

        avocado green appliances

        Still better than stainless steel.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Green shag carpet, dark wood blinds, orange painted trim with chair rails, orange and green wallpaper with sailboats above the chair rail, orange and green vertically striped wallpaper below the chair rail, and the glorious popcorn ceiling

        Welcome to my childhood bedroom.

        Is it any wonder I turned out a little off?

      • AlexinCT

        I hear that’s what they wanted to do at Guantanamo before the lawyers sued them on the grounds it violated the Geneva convention…

      • Nephilium

        The house I own still has a mirrored wall, with a mirrored outlet cover over the power outlets in that wall. Tearing that down is on the list of home improvements.

      • blackjack

        Mine had the gold vein version on out east wall. My kid broke two of them when he was little and cut himself once, so we yanked them out. I considered getting a mirrored ball and turning the living room into a space museum.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh yeah, the ’65 rancher I bought had an entire wall of that stuff behind the bar in the basement.

      • pistoffnick

        No mirrors on the ceiling?

      • Endless Mike

        Pink champagne on ice?

      • db

        Are you kidding me? That room is tailor made for swingers parties.

      • Chafed

        Yeah, that belongs on the ceiling.

      • Jerms

        Growing up my Italian friend had the plastic slipcovers on his couch and mirrored baseboard heat radiator covers. Big time.

      • l0b0t

        In high school, my bed was a full-motion waterbed with black velvet rail pads and black satin sheets/comforter. Damn, do I miss that bed. I don’t think it would survive a night with my big lummox of a cat though.

      • CPRM

        Why did waterbeds go out of fashion? How did they ever come into fashion? I’d watch a documentary about this.

      • waffles

        I like the big hair. I want tenderly textured locks this fall. And a mustache.

      • blackjack

        I like the fact that hot chicks were born that way. No surgery and light makeup.

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        When he’s right, he’s right.

        Silicon is a crime against humanity.

    • Shpip

      Maybe we should send Preet over to investigate the ship. Bonus if we can leave him there.

  5. AlexinCT

    Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. I mean one that you don’t really know. Riding around town with my drop top down. Party of the DNC crime syndicate..

  6. Shpip

    Detectives have examined footage from video surveillance cameras on the bus and have distributed a bulletin to law enforcement with the suspected gunman’s photo.

    Why not release the photo to the general public, hoping for a tip on the perp’s ID?

    Or would that be “perpetuating racial stereotypes” and thus verboten?

    • Swiss Servator

      Could have been one of the protected ones…antifa.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Or it could have been antifa that got shot.

        Either way, vigilante justice is going to be on the rise for the foreseeable future.

      • WTF

        Defund the police, and vigilante justice is what you get. Basically every offense becomes a capital offense. They forget that the police also protect suspects from angry citizens.

    • blackjack

      Because he’s wearing a mask, just like everybody else. Funny that now cameras are everywhere, masks are mandatory. Before the vid, that guy would have gotten caught before he got home.

      • CPRM

        Out our establishment, which just re-instated masks for customers after a few weeks without it, every customer is required to lower their mask and show their face to camera before entering, because yeah it’s worthless if you don’t have a face shot.

    • Festus

      Same thing happens up here. White guy on the loose? Meth-laden mugshot. Bipoc? Radio silence. There is a certain segment of the population that numbers about 4-5% of the population but commit 50% of the crimes. Smell familiar?

  7. The Late P Brooks

    “President Biden has made clear that he wants Americans to have access to affordable and reliable energy, including at the pump,” he added.

    Haha, good one.

    • AlexinCT

      If only he was not a democrat. Then they would rate this thing a fifteen Pinocchio’s.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And a dog whistle that he only meant white people.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Define affordable

  8. rhywun

    NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. NO HAVE ANY IN OWN COUNTRY?

    We’re saving it for a rainy day.

    • PieInTheSky

      with climate change you will be in permadrought what rainy day?

  9. l0b0t

    The Florida cryptid is misidentified. He is known as Skunk Ape, not Swamp Ape.

  10. I. B. McGinty

    “Just a good ol’ SMITHS,”

    And the Grammy goes to…

  11. Count Potato

    Daisy Smith.

    Would?

    • PieInTheSky

      who dat?

      • blackjack

        The only woman alive with a pair of shorts named after her. Albeit, the cryptid version.

      • Count Potato

        I guess they wouldn’t show the Dukes of Hazard in Romania.

      • PieInTheSky

        They did not. I have heard of daisy duke and the eponymous shorts but I did not get the connection in this case

    • Festus

      Does she have a cute Sister? Asking for a friend.

  12. l0b0t

    Today is my day off. I have a pot of French roast, a saucepan full of cheese grits, some eggs, bacon , and sausage; if I could be arsed to make biscuits, it would be savory-breakfast perfection. Followed up by a shower, an updating of the old resume, and Operation Get Jobbed Up Better commences. I hope all y’all have a wonderful day.

    • PieInTheSky

      French roast- get yourself some decent stuff

      saucepan full of cheese grits, some eggs, bacon , and sausage; – to many calories. glibfit is not just sunday

      Followed up by a shower – save water by using a sponge

      • l0b0t

        Well, the coffee is not bad; it’s our store’s organic brand (Nature’s Promise) and was on sale. Caloriewise, I spend 6 days per week walking and lifting things so I’ll burn them off (is what I like to tell myself while waiting for a Porterhouse Blue). Showering is, ideally, a daily event; I ain’t no filthy hippy.

    • Nephilium

      Good luck on the job hunt.

      • l0b0t

        Thank you. I have to move; I’m going nuts here.

      • Festus

        I concur with the TV smasher. GET OUT!

      • DEG

        Yes, good luck.

    • Tonio

      Sounds delicious. Good luck with your resume.

    • Swiss Servator

      Good luck on the upjobbing!

    • db

      If you have any desire to work in chemical manufacturing in southwestern MS, I know of a place that will be hiring in the next year. Lots of operations and probably maintenance jobs will be opening.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      You gonna go back to the film & TV biz?

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      No comment on the breakfast because I can’t eat til 1pm. I’ll just sit here and gurgle my stomach acids for a few more hours.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Good luck with the job hunt!

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      Good luck my friend.

    • DEG

      it would be savory-breakfast perfection

      I read that as “savory-bikini perfection”.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Portland seems like a nice place.

    • PieInTheSky

      They should have stayed in Maine

  14. PieInTheSky

    SCOOP: American Express Corp. has launched a critical race theory training program that teaches employees capitalism is fundamentally racist and asks them to deconstruct their racial and sexual identities, then rank themselves on a hierarchy of “privilege.”

    https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1425485418187816961

    My amex expired in 2020 and I have yet to get a new one

    • blackjack

      What kind of guilt is in your wallet?

    • Sean

      Damn it. I’ve got two and one is my preferred card.

      • PieInTheSky

        mine is a corporate card I use on business trips and I have no choice in the matter. I did not get a new one because due to no travel in the pandemic my company has not ordered one for me. I will get one eventually.

      • Tulip

        Same, no choice for business travel, we must use corporate card.

      • rhywun

        No point in caring… I’m sure all the companies are doing this.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah I don’t use Amex because they charge more on merchant fees. There is no reason to think Visa and MC are somehow less woke.

      • Sean

        Yeah. I’m gonna have to pick my battles.

        *sigh*

        There seems to be soooo many these days.

    • AlexinCT

      This shit is just a bunch of morons hoping that if they act woke the machine will fuck them in the ass last. Make them pay for it…

      • PieInTheSky

        I think there is a strong element of doing shit they believe won’t cost them much in the end and get good publicity. Empty posturing.

    • wdalasio

      Meanwhile, the Chairman of American Express (and CEO until he retired in 2018) Kenneth Chenault, a black guy. Yeah, American Express is a systemically racist company where black people are always denied opportunity.

      • Chafed

        The irony is incredible.

    • WTF

      So by their own logic, American Express is irredeemably racist and should be outcast.

    • ignoreLander

      American Express Corp. has launched a critical race theory training program that teaches employees capitalism is fundamentally racist

      Dammit, my irony meter just started smoking and then it exploded. What happened?

  15. The Late P Brooks

    We’re too busy waging war on America

    The president, meanwhile, is holding firm to last spring’s decision to withdraw U.S. combat troops, calculating that war-weary voters would rather tune out the alarming developments in a conflict they’ve largely ignored.

    “I do not regret my decision,” Biden told reporters Tuesday, after pointing out that the U.S. has spent more than a trillion dollars and lost thousands of its own troops to train and equip Afghanistan’s military.

    We’ll need those troops to pacify the hicks in Flyoverlandia.

    • Festus

      That old coot can’t even walk anymore. I’ve had my own balance issues for quite some time but at least I don’t pretend to be the leader of the free world. Who the fuck is pulling his strings? Every decision seems to be wrong and stupid. This is a dangerous place!

      • Zwak, jack off, all trades

        Hell, I have balance issues so I walk with a cane. But I can damn well stay on the path.

    • Chafed

      Criticizing her by repeating what she said is Islamophobic according to her PR flak. She is loathsome.

    • WTF

      Because his dad is Democrat President.

      I doubt Donald Trump Jr. would get the same treatment.

  16. Festus

    WANT POPE LICK MONSTER VISIT VATICAN! BY VISIT MEAN…

    • Nephilium

      Convert?

      • Festus

        Nowadays? Probably.

      • Festus

        Hah! I flirted with two Catholic sisters that I knew from playing ball. They wouldn’t even dream of dating me unless I converted. No shit, their names were Rose and Valerie. Super cute, especially Valerie. Oh well…

      • Rat on a train

        I was married in a Catholic church, but converted my wife to a heretic’s life. She’s happier now.

      • Ghostpatzer

        Were they screaming from the gallery?

      • Penguin

        Valleri, eh?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Trust me. Pope Lick Monster is way worse that Pope Tickle Faerie.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Some analysts say the Biden administration needs to go ahead and impose economic sanctions on Taliban leaders while pushing for travel restrictions on them. That will get across the message that the militia’s leaders risk being global pariahs if they try to take over the country by force, said Lisa Curtis, a former top U.S. official who dealt with Afghanistan.

    She argued that the U.S. had to make such moves even though in the past the Taliban have not shown much regard for what the world thinks of them.

    Nobody wants to be a global pariah. That’ll straighten their act up.

    • wdalasio

      And if that fails, they’ll be sure to send them a very strongly worded letter.

      I guess this absurd BS is better than our young men and women getting shot at. But, for the life of me, I can’t figure out if these people realize how pathetic they sound.

      • Chafed

        They can’t. I agree with getting out and knew damn well this horror show would ensue. The Biden administration lacks the spine to say loudly and repeatedly we can’t keep pouring money and personnel into a country that cares less about itself than we do. 20 years of graft, corruption, and ineptitude is enough.

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      Well, we all know that the Taliban gives a shit what Canada or any other lily-white liberal nation thinks.

      It’s their most pressing concern!

  18. Count Potato

    “A man who used 80 pounds of explosives in a gender reveal party that damaged property in two states has been fined just $620 – and he might not even have to pay that full amount.

    Anthony Spinelli, a 28-year-old Kingston, New Hampshire man, pleaded guilty to a disorderly conduct charge stemming from an April explosion that was heard by nearby residents in New Hampshire and Massachusetts.

    Residents had complained that the foundations to their homes were damaged after the shockwaves rattled properties within a 20-mile radius of the Torromeo quarry.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9884879/Man-pleads-guilty-fined-620-explosion-gender-reveal.html

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m going to guess that a thorough investigation would find that a lot of those cracked foundations have cracks that suspiciously look very, very old.

      Sort of like how a hail storm damages a lot more roof than you’d expect.

      • Chafed

        We may need to know more about the explosives. Hi powered stuff can do a lot of damage.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Sort of like how a hail storm damages a lot more roof than you’d expect.

        Funny how it seems to target the 20 year old roofs and not the 2 year old ones.

      • CPRM

        Cuz my 20 year old roof is way softer from all the rot, duh.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Capitalism is absolutely the core of evil and has so many ties to white supremacy. But it’s not going to be sorted out over night, and it’s going to take the old straight white 1% to tap out of capitalism *first* for the rest of us to be safe on even basic levels. REALISTICALLY.

    I am a Hollywood actress without an education who is really the last place you should look to for discourse on capitalism as I’m in balls deep in an industry that relies on it. Follow @AyoCaesar
    and @mlothianmclean
    for far more intelligent discourse on it.

    https://twitter.com/jameelajamil/status/1425684590895714306

    How about shut the fuck up if you have no education? If you don;t understand the thing how can you judge other commies are correct?

    • PieInTheSky

      7h
      Then why are you whining in my mentions and pretending like you’re an expert on socialism?
      Jameela Jamil Rainbow
      @jameelajamil
      Replying to
      @queeralamode

      @AyoCaesar
      and
      @mlothianmclean
      Where do I pretend I’m an expert on socialism? And why do you use gendered language like “whining” because a woman responds with a fair explanation of what She Was Saying in your deliberately out of context tweet? Am I also a diva? Am I being bossy? Am I an uppity little madam?

      lol

      • waffles

        Whining is not gendered language. That’s just some asinine cuntsplaining.

      • blackjack

        I remember Beto’s candidacy also.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Under capitalism, material success depends on the appreciation of a man’s achievements on the part of the sovereign consumers. In this regard there is no difference between the services rendered by a manufacturer and those rendered by a producer, an actor or a playwright. Yet the awareness of this dependence makes those in the show business much more uneasy than those supplying the customers with tangible amenities. The manufacturers of tangible goods know that their products are purchased because of certain physical properties. They may reasonably expect that the public will continue to ask for these commodities as long as nothing better or cheaper is offered to them, for it is unlikely that the needs which these goods satisfy will change in the near future. The state of the market for these goods can, to some extent, be anticipated by intelligent entrepreneurs. They can, with a degree of confidence, look into the future. It is another thing with entertainment. People long for amusement because they are bored. And nothing makes them so weary as amusements with which they are already familiar. The essence of the entertainment industry is variety. The patrons applaud most what is new and therefore unexpected and surprising. They are capricious and unaccountable. They disdain what they cherished yesterday. A tycoon of the stage or the screen must always fear the waywardness of the public. He awakes rich and famous one morning and may be forgotten the next day. He knows very well that he depends entirely on the whims and fancies of a crowd hankering after merriment. He is always agitated by anxiety. Like the master-builder in Ibsen’s play, he fears the unknown newcomers, the vigorous youths who will supplant him in the favor of the public.

        -Von Mises

      • EvilSheldon

        “Stack them chips up while you hot, then get the fuck outta the game.”

        – B-Real, I think.

    • Nephilium

      If white supremacy runs everything, then how does a British person of Pakistani descent wind up a rich actress?

      • PieInTheSky

        the casting couch?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh shush you

      • Festus

        She pretty and dumb. Pretty dumb.

    • AlexinCT

      Am I the only one that sees that the main reason marxism is so appealing to these idiots is that they hate any system based on merit? I keep finding that most marxists never really read Marx, that if they did it is a rare thing that they understood what he was saying, and that those that read & understood him and didn’t recoil from that dreck simply are evil people hoping to take advantage of the gullible people’s feelings of jealousy & envy.

      Marxism is basically a movement for people that neither want to work nor want to allow others to do better because they choose to work.

      • wdalasio

        Partly. My impression is that the appeal of Marxism lies mostly in the idea of a return to a neo-feudalism. The adherents like an idea where they’re part of the nobility or clergy secure in their position and elevated by law over the masses. Artists and intellectuals seem especially attracted to the notion of having their place at court.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ???

        The appeal of Marxism, or more specifically, the disappeal of capitalism is its inherent judgement of worth. It’s emotionally far easier to blame your lot on the caste structure than it is to accept that you didn’t succeed because you’re not worthy.

        This is the premise of Von Mises’ “The Anti-Capitalistic Mentality.”

        https://cdn.mises.org/The%20Anti-Capitalistic%20Mentality_3.pdf

    • CPRM

      “I’m not smart enough to have my own opinions, but I’m smart enough to follow blindly the opinions of others.”

      • Festus

        I read that in Donald’s voice.

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      God, and she is soooo good looking. Shame about the stupidity.

  20. Sean
    • blackjack

      That’s why I encourage women to drink a lot of wine.

      • blackjack

        They just wanted to try their hand at one of the oldest professions.

    • AlexinCT

      I don’t believe this story…

      They would have Popeye arms if they had done that…

    • Agent Cooper

      What do you expect from The San Francisco Chronic?

  21. l0b0t

    Hey Neph, I was quite pleasantly surprised by the first episode of Marvel’s TV version of What If…. The animation was beautiful (computer aided rotoscoping?), the writing was strong, the voice acting left a lot to be desired. Seriously, the Marvel Universe has 2 Boston Southies and neither has ever been well cast.

    • Nephilium

      Saw the first episode, it wasn’t bad. For the voice acting, they brought back most of the actors from the movies and television shows to do the voice acting. Only changes were no Chris Evans as Steve Rogers, and the Red Skull was voiced by the guy who voiced him in Infinity Wars. I’m curious what other What ifs they do, but I’m a little disappointed that they’ve said they plan to do a Captain Carter episode in every season.

    • CPRM

      The animation was beautiful

      Really? That’s the aspect that’s putting me off. It looks like a cheap cell shaded animation from a Tell-Tale game.

    • PieInTheSky

      mental illness triggered by some thing or other. I blame Trump, in the end.

    • AlexinCT

      Fake news…

      Everyone knows leftists are not snake people, but clowns.

      • waffles

        Ok, first of all, rude

      • waffles

        I cut myself off, but that’s a picture of me at a gig as a snake person AND clown

    • waffles

      I might not be an expert on Q but I think murdering children was more or less the opposite of the Q creed, yeah? Tragic inexplicable shit like this rarely fits in a neat little box to put your political enemies in. It would be suspicious if it did.

      • blackjack

        I’m not an expert on Qanon, but they seem to be against pedophiles, and that’s a good thing, right?

      • waffles

        Isn’t that nearly a verbatim Trump quote?

      • blackjack

        Pretty sure that move is called a “reverse Ilhan Omar.” Touche.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It was the 5G.

  22. db

    Bravo for the Cryptid Theme “RAPIN’ Their Way!”

  23. Nephilium

    Well… at least I had no plans to see Maroon 5. This shit is really getting out of hand, I never thought we would get to the point of needing a medical documentation to go out.

    • PieInTheSky

      Maroon 5 still exists?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And they still suck.

    • wdalasio

      Unmentioned in the article is whether they will give unvaccinated ticketholders a refund.

      • WTF

        Narrator: They will not.

      • Nephilium

        Of course not, you just have to bring medical test documentation (paid for out of your pocket) to get in if you don’t have a vaccination record. Why would you expect a refund?

      • The Other Kevin

        I emailed them, and no, they will not.

      • DEG

        A music venue in NH decided that vaccinations are required for entry. No refunds.

    • The Other Kevin

      This is the concert I was taking my wife to. She is a big fan, and I bought our tickets in 2019. Now 10 days before the show, they announced we need a vaccination or negative COVID test. We’re not going to do that. I emailed for a refund but they said no, it’s too late. I’ll press the issue more but how can you change something like this at the last minute and not allow people to opt out?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How do these things work anyway? Saw three different options on a standee at CVS: PCR most expensive, middle-priced one could connect to one’s phone… I forget; I should have taken a picture. But how do you convince anyone it’s you (and not your boyfriend who peed on your negative pregnancy test).?

      • Nephilium

        Based on the article, appears to be the time to avoid buying any tickets from LiveNation/TicketMaster:

        Live Nation, which handles concerts at Blossom Music Center and House of Blues, announced last week it will honor touring artists’ requests to require proof of vaccination or a negative COVID test for attendees at concert venues. Major festivals have also followed suit after the upgraded safety protocols used by Chicago’s Lollapalooza festival.

        As it stands, Viva is offering (but not requiring) I’m vaccinated badges on request, the other concerts I’m looking at aren’t LiveNation shows, they’re being ticketed by EventBrite or other providers.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I realize not everyone feels this way, but my view is compelled answers under duress can be whatever you want. Fuck anyone who is trying to infringe on you… you don’t owe them anything. Before I get lambasted for this being a private business… it’s pure theft since Ticketmaster won’t refund. This is being done in coordination with the government so good luck looking to the courts for resolution.

        If all you need to do is to flash a card at security, there are resources on the forum. There’s too much risk with serial number verification to upload such a card anywhere, but I can’t imagine there is much risk in showing it to a door bouncer.

      • EvilSheldon

        This. These people are not owed honesty.

        Besides, it’ll be good practice for the future, when you’ll need your forged party ID to get your monthly ration of coffee and salt…

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Wife and I have toyed with the idea of just lying until we get caught, but I don’t like being in a position of compromising my own principles in an attempt to get others to leave me alone.

        When it comes down to it, I’d rather deal with being exiled for being who I am than live in the shadows of a despotic civilization, lying my way into some semblance of a normal life.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        pure theft since Ticketmaster won’t refund

        Take it up with card issuer?

      • The Other Kevin

        I might just do that. Hopefully I used Discover. I had an issue with a hotel reservation web site earlier this year and they went to bat for me, and got the charges reversed.

      • DEG

        That’s what some folks dealing with that venue in NH I mentioned above are doing.

  24. PieInTheSky

    PAPI SWIM Art Hearts Fashion Swim 2022 Miami – Fashion Channel

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu-umCw2Dks

    TW: they slipped in some fatties here and there (*both* men and women for inclusivity. no otherkin though)

  25. The Late P Brooks

    I have an idea…

    As coronavirus infections rise again, U.S. companies mandating vaccinations are confronting an uncomfortable question rarely asked by an employer – what is an employee’s religious belief?

    Google’s parent Alphabet Inc (GOOGL.O), Walmart Inc (WMT.N), and Tyson Foods Inc (TSN.N) are among the growing list of employers requiring some or all staff to get the COVID-19 vaccine.

    But with each mandate comes exceptions. Employers have to make reasonable accommodations for staff who cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons or refuse vaccination because of “sincerely held religious beliefs,” according to the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC).

    “It’s such a touchy subject for both sides,” said Erin McLaughlin, a Buchanan Ingersoll & Rooney lawyer who advises large employers.

    “This issue has moved to the forefront as we see more and more mandatory vaccination policies,” she said. She said there had been more regulator guidance on exemptions for disabilities than religious beliefs, adding to the challenge as companies draft vaccine policies.

    Maybe you shouldn’t try to force your employees into a giant medical experiment based on a grotesquely overhyped risk.

  26. juris imprudent

    So we usually like to rag on leftie derp; for a little change of pace how about a dollop of neo-con derp?

    The aim of this article is to tackle how, and why, international competition as Washington currently conceives it is more likely to undermine than assist American primacy in the 21st century.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That article is an almost impenetrable mess of unnecessary words that sound impressive but mean nothing.

      And then there’s this…

      As I hope to make clear, competition under post-conquest circumstances creates a host of problems. Not only is it much easier to subvert, undermine, and ultimately destroy than it is to control, but the means by which adversaries can inflict crippling damage have never been more promising, widespread, or accessible – from bio- and cyber-hacking and cybotage, to the printing of 3-D weapons, to what can be done with misinformation and disinformation, to the ease with which social movements can be hijacked.[6]

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Whoever that twat is, she’s as bad as the postmodernists. Everything is a reduction to power, everything.

      • juris imprudent

        Funny how that was the one clear thing isn’t it?

  27. leon

    morning glibs. This morning I heard a news bit on the radio and it reminded me why I have disdain for the journalistic profession. It was taking about a group complaining that Pegasus was used to spy on journalists!!! How dare they!?

    If your a journalist but think you have special rights beyond the common Man, you will always be a hack for the regime.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    American Express Corp. has launched a critical race theory training program that teaches employees capitalism is fundamentally racist

    Does that mean I don’t have to pay my bill?

    That will show kkkapitalism who’s boss.

    • Sean

      It’s all part of being actively anti-racist.

      • EvilSheldon

        Anti-rascism is just the shell. Suppressing capitalism is always the real goal.

        Consider the irony that AmEx literally depends on market exchanges to exist…

    • Rat on a train

      You will get a discount based on intersectional points. I need to remember to only use my wife’s card.

  29. Rebel Scum

    NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. NO HAVE ANY IN OWN COUNTRY?

    We do but we have to strangle domestic energy production and rely on foreign production because Dems love the middle class or something.

  30. Rebel Scum

    THIS SILLY.

    Indeed. There is no rape.

  31. waffles

    I want to be a cryptid. Maybe that’s the appeal of furry. Anything to escape the pain of being human in current year. STEVE SMITH and his ilk are blessed.

    • db

      OH A CRYPTID’S LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
      A HELL OF A LOT OF FUN
      YES BUT WHEN YOU’RE A CRYPTID,
      TAKE IT FROM ME
      YOU RAPE LIKE A SON OF A GUN

      THEY TAKE OUR PICTURES WHEN THEY CAN
      AND CAST OUR FOOTPRINTS TOO
      BUT SEARCH AWAY, HOOMAN, YOU DON’T FEAR
      BUT WHEN YOU THINK WE’RE OUT OF VIEW

      THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A CRYPTID FAIR
      A NESSIE FAIR OR A TESSIE FAIR
      THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A CRYPTID FAIR
      WHO’S WAITING TO RAPE YOU

      • db

        THERE’LL ALWAYS BE A CRYPTID FAIR
        COMING UP OUT OF WATER OR DOWN FROM AIR
        THERE’LL ALWAYS BE A CRYPTID FAIR
        WHO’S WAITING TO RAPE YOU

        THERE’LL ALWAYS BE A STRANGE CARESS
        IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU UNDRESS
        THERE’LL ALWAYS BE A CRYPTID FAIR
        WHO’S WAITING TO RAPE YOU

      • db

        Thank you, thank you!

      • db

        Please note that, in keeping with the source melody (“Sailor’s Chantey/There Will Always Be A Lady Fair”), it is a four part harmony, with the first two stanzas broken in halves sung solo by each part (Bass(1), Baritone, Bass(2), Tenor)

        I suggest, in order: STEVE SMITH, SEA SMITH, ZARDOZ, SPACE SMITH

      • Ozymandias

        Now THAT is how you NerdGlibLord.

    • CPRM

      That’s because since you foolishly stopped using communism kkkapitilizm has brainwashed you into needing Gaya killing chemicals.

    • Swiss Servator

      Could you speak to my wife on this subject…?

      *sigh*

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        #mineToo

        *flashes back to the “natural” toilet bowl cleaner incident*

        (actually, the scare quotes should be around “cleaner”)

  32. Certified Public Asshat

    Rand Paul discloses, 16 months later, wife’s purchase of stock in company behind COVID-19 treatment

    The stock purchase and late filing raise questions about whether Paul and his family used information given to lawmakers about the coronavirus and the government’s plans to fight it so they could make a profit, Prof. James D. Cox of Duke University told the Post. “The senator ought to have an explanation for the trade and, more importantly, why it took him almost a year and a half to discover it from his wife,” he said.

    Paul’s spokeswoman, Kelsey Cooper, told the Post that the senator did not attend any confidential briefings about COVID-19, and after Kelley Paul’s stock purchase, he filled out the proper reporting form. Paul just recently found out that the form was never transmitted, Cooper said, and after conferring with the Senate Ethics Committee, he filed the supplemental report and an annual disclosure on Wednesday. Kelley Paul made the stock purchase two days after a top WHO official said remdesivir “may have real efficacy” in treating COVID-19. According to Cooper, the purchase was between $1,000 and $15,000, and Kelley Paul ended up losing money.

    Hmm, usually insider trading results in actually earning something.

    • WTF

      They will grasp any straw they can to try to discredit Rand Paul.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not really insider trading is it now if she purchased it two days after the WHO mentioned it might work.

      • Drake

        Really. That’s a chump move.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Look, he must have known more which is why his wife lost on the trade.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s chump change in DC. Pelosi trades in the millions.

    • CPRM

      The senator ought to have an explanation for the trade and, more importantly, why it took him almost a year and a half to discover it from his wife,” he said.

      Don he know how to control his woman!? He should giver a good smack is don tellim evrything she buys!

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Fix it good

    Now Democrats in Congress are moving on to something potentially even harder: staying united on a $3.5 trillion budget that would represent the most ambitious remaking of the social safety net since the New Deal. Without Republican support they have limited time and room for error to get the plan to the president’s desk.

    All 50 Senate Democrats stayed together to approve the budget resolution in a party line vote early Wednesday, 50-49, with one GOP senator absent.

    The proposal — which would expand health care coverage, fund universal pre-K and free community college, create ambitious federal programs to combat climate change and grant a path to citizenship for qualified immigrants, among other provisions — is likely to be the last major domestic legislative effort for President Biden before Washington, D.C., shifts into political mode full time for the 2022 midterm elections.

    We’ll get those votes the old fashioned way. We’ll buy them.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Because LBJ is so posthumously beloved?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LBJ institutionalized the modern corruption of the DNC. He really is the template for all that came after, whether it be buying votes and support or straight up assassination of inconvenient parties.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, Joe Sr. did only one of those.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      So the solution to the rampant corruption and graft is to make sure that we are efficiently greasing everybody’s palms? Got it.

  34. PieInTheSky

    Extinction Rebellion told prison is not a ‘yoga retreat’

    https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-48147915

    Environmental protest group Extinction Rebellion has said it is sorry for the wording of its online prison guide, after a backlash from civil rights activists.

    More than 1,100 protesters were arrested in April, when the group shut down parts of London for 10 days, and future actions are planned.

    The guide, which has now been deleted from its website, advised that the risk of violence inside prison was very low because “most prison officers are black and do not wish to give you a hard time”.

    It also suggested people should use their time in prison to “practise yoga” and “learn from their experience”.

    • Suthenboy

      I am half convinced that the UK’s water is supplied with lead pipes.

  35. robc

    Baseball birthdays: HoFers Christy Mathewson and Ray Schalk. In between, but way closer to Schalk in WAR is Harlond Clift. 4th is Fred Hutchinson. We skewed way old today.

    Schalk didn’t really deserve to be in the HOF. Good player who didn’t cheat is what he had going for him (he was a clean member of the Black Sox). As catcher, he could see what was going on with the pitchers and pretty much confronted them mid-series. And by pretty much, I think he flat out accused them of being on the take.

    Unrelated to baseball, but related to the actual post, the Pope Lick Monster lives here: https://theparklands.org/.

    Whch is an example of the private sector doing things that people claim only the public sector can do. Yes, unfortunately, they did have some government money to get started, but it was a minority of the original funding and ongoing operation is totally private.

    • robc

      21st Century Parks raised more than $130 million in its Capital Campaign to acquire land and construct the park system. That includes $70.5 million from private sources and $49.5 million from public sources. (The public money includes $38 million from the federal government, $10 million from the state, and $1.5 million from Louisville-Jefferson County Metro Government.) Memberships, private donations, rental fees, program revenue, and an endowment support the annual funding of The Parklands, which is expected to run to about $4.5 million per year. The Parklands does not receive taxpayer support for annual operations.

      The $1.5 million from the city/county was a transfer of a park from the Metro park system to 21st century parks.

  36. Rebel Scum

    PolitiFact
    @PolitiFact

    .@SenTedCruz said “there is clear legal authority to handcuff and put in leg irons legislators that are trying to stop the legislature from being able to do business.” False. There is no legal clarity. http://bit.ly/3erxJzt

    Politifact ignores the actual facts. Shocked, I am.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The fact-checking industry is surprisingly devoid of facts.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is because you misunderstand the word “checking”. You think it means some sort of process to verify facts. Instead, you should be thinking more along the lines of hockey checking. Where you punish any facts that might get near you.

      • Ozymandias

        Well I’d like to see someone finally call a major for “fact boarding” because the fact-checkers are running our facts all over the ice!
        I say what we need is the Hansens to keep the fact-checkers in check.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Old time hockey like Eddie Shore!

      • l0b0t

        “They brought their FUCKIN’ toys with them!”

      • Ownbestenemy

        My wife does not get that movie. I on the other hand love that movie. Maybe cause I played hockey?

      • Ozymandias

        “Ahh, they’re good boys!”

      • Tundra

        *puts on foil*

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Aha, now it makes sense.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        So cross-checking?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Were they parsing the hell out of the leg irons part?

    • WTF

      While the language uses the word “arrest,” there’s uncertainty about how this term is to be interpreted.

      Unfuckingbelievable. This is Clinton-level, “depends what the meaning of “is” is”, dissembling.

      • Ozymandias

        i.e. Lying.

      • CPRM

        ar·rest
        /əˈrest/
        Learn to pronounce
        verb
        1.
        seize (someone) by legal authority and take into custody.
        “the police arrested him for possession of marijuana”
        Similar:
        apprehend
        take into custody
        seize
        take in
        take prisoner
        detain
        put in jail
        throw in jail
        pick up
        run in
        pull in
        haul in
        cop
        bust
        nab
        nail
        do
        collar
        feel someone’s collar
        pinch
        nick
        Opposite:

        release
        2.
        stop or check (progress or a process).
        “the spread of the disease can be arrested”
        Similar:
        stop
        halt
        end
        bring to a standstill
        check
        block
        hinder
        hamper
        delay
        hold up
        hold back
        restrict
        limit
        interrupt
        prevent
        obstruct
        inhibit
        impede
        interfere with
        thwart
        balk
        curb
        put a brake on
        slow
        slow down
        retard
        nip in the bud
        stay
        Opposite:
        start
        noun
        1.
        the action of seizing someone to take into custody.
        “I have a warrant for your arrest”
        Similar:
        detention
        apprehension
        seizure
        capture
        taking into custody

        2.
        a stoppage or sudden cessation of motion.
        “a respiratory arrest”
        Similar:
        stoppage
        halt

        SEE!

  37. Festus

    Gah! So tired. A Good Day to you all!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Good day Canadian Freedom Fighter

  38. Drake

    No power since 7pm yesterday. So no water after quick showers last night (well with electric pump). Had to take the dog to doggie day care because we can’t leave him in the house without AC on a 100 degree day. What a pain in the ass.

    • CPRM

      Had to take the dog to doggie day care because we can’t leave him in the house without AC on a 100 degree day.

      I grew up in a house with no AC and 100 degree days, why does your dog deserve better than me?

      • WTF

        Because dogs can’t shed heat as efficiently as humans and could literally die.

      • CPRM

        Our dogs survived it as well.

      • waffles

        Sweating is a superpower.

      • Ozymandias

        It is. It’s how our ancient ancestors persistence hunted (as a tribe) and ran down far faster, stronger animals.

      • Drake

        How long a list are you looking for?

        (Same here)

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I’m on that list as well

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      A brachycephalic breed?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    The stock purchase and late filing raise questions about whether Paul and his family used information given to lawmakers about the coronavirus and the government’s plans to fight it so they could make a profit

    If I remember correctly, members of Congress are not subject to insider trading laws.

    • WTF

      At this point that probably only applies to Democrats.

      • Drake

        Joe Biden became fabulously wealthy off his government paycheck and nothing else!

      • WTF

        “10 million for the Big Guy!”

  40. Rebel Scum

    I mean, he is not wrong, particularly with regard to the establishment regime…

    Iran’s Supreme Leader, the Ayatollah Khamenei, recently posted on his official website a compilation video of statements he has made between 2012 and late July 2021, saying that he believes that the United States cannot be trusted and that negotiations are therefore useless. Two days after this video was posted, State Department spokesman Ned Price said that it would be “hard to imagine” that would make Biden’s handlers think that it was useless to engage in negotiations with the Islamic Republic. Could Khamenei’s distrust and intransigence prevent the United States from entering into another disastrous nuclear deal?

    Khamenei’s video features him saying in 2016: “Why do I insist so much that there must be no contact with the U.S.? This is true even for negotiations, with the exception of specific subjects that stem from our interests.” This segued into a statement from 2013: “I said at the beginning of the [Persian] year, in my speech in the sacred [city of] Mashhad, that there is no problem to conduct negotiations on specific subjects, but I said that I did not trust the Americans and that I was not optimistic about negotiations with them. However, if they want to conduct negotiations, they can go and do that.”

    …but I see no reason to negotiate with them anyway.

  41. Pope Jimbo

    Not sure what I think of this story about library directors for Minnesoda living in Cali full time. On one hand I fully support remote work. On the other hand, pubsec fuckers should be required to go to an office every single day because I don’t trust them to actually work.

    The story is about two vip’s in Hennepin County’s (Mpls) library system, who both make 180K+, taking advantage of the pandemic to work remotely from California. Turns out there are quite a few govt drones doing so (maybe no Cali, but not in Minnesoda). The library guys are head of HR and the Director. So pretty important roles.

    The story is full of bitching and moaning from librarians who are mad because they have to show up for work at the library.

    The most irritating quote:

    Members of the Hennepin County Library Board — an advisory group appointed by county commissioners — lose their seats on the board if they move outside the library service area, according to the board’s bylaws. There is no such provision for the library director.

    Three members of the Library Board said they were unaware that Helton had moved to California.

    “That is the first I heard of it,” said Board Member Jonathan Gaw.  He declined to offer an opinion: “I would have to look into it a little more.”

    Sorry, but if you don’t know the top guy in the organization you are supposed to be supervising has moved thousands of miles away, I think you should lose your phony-boloney job. And it also reinforces my suspicion that the library director is also a phony-boloney job if he isn’t even required to talk to the oversight board.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Nonsequitur: If my last name was ‘Gaw’, I would absolutely name one of my kids ‘Gee’

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Or Guy if I was Quebecois.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Gee Gaw has to be the ultra country Latinix right?

    • CPRM

      “It’s not illegal if the President Library Director does it.”

    • l0b0t

      Prior to 1971, to work in a library, one had to posses a love of books and some free time. Then, one of the Cali schools (either UC Berkeley, or UC Santa Cruz) created a graduate program in Library Science, turning the field into just another credentialed government sinecure.

    • Night Watchman

      If you know your subordinates are misbehaving and you don’t try to stop it, you are complicit. If you *don’t* know your subordinates are misbehaving, you are incompetent.

  42. Drake

    Well yeah.
    “What started out as elite woke nonsense now warps everyone’s daily life”

    https://amgreatness.com/2021/08/11/american-armageddon/

    We’re talking about building a house, but hesitant to start to process. Will all the materials, appliances, etc be available at reasonable prices through the process?

  43. wdalasio

    I was mulling an idea this morning. I know that the data show conservatives have a higher rate of charitable giving than progressives. The thing I’d like to see is data on libertarians. Libertarians often get accused of a lack of empathy. But my anecdotal observation seems to run in the opposite direction. Rather than the idiotic stereotype of libertarians thinking they’re near-omnipotent supermen held back by the weak, my impression is that a lot of libertarians are libertarians out of empathy. Political power is and always must be about making bets with other people’s lives, liberties and property. And it will pretty much always be to the detriment of the people whose lives, liberties and property you’re gambling. Otherwise, the power of government wouldn’t be necessary for that. Libertarians seem to be the ones who say, “No, I don’t want to be that guy. I don’t want to do that to people.”. They consider, not just the worthiness or unworthiness of their intentions, but the consequences of those intentions on others. Obviously, a higher rate of libertarian charitable giving would tend to confirm that hypothesis.

    • robc

      “Independents” look like Democrats, only less so. They give more than the Ds do, but not nearly as much as the Rs. Of course, within independents is a lot of possible people, so no idea about libertarians or LIbertarians.

    • Rat on a train

      What is called charitable giving covers so many causes. Advocacy donations are different from donations to food banks. I would be interested to see a breakout of the types of charitable donations. I would also like to end deductions for charitable giving.

      • wdalasio

        From what I’ve read, the discrepancy runs across income levels and charitable causes. So, no, it’s not just tithing to their church. I think, for education, for example the numbers ran an average of $140 to $8.

      • Rat on a train

        Thanks. It’s interesting. I enjoy the no-duh results from using templates Proportion of Households that
        Donate to Charity in a Given Year … Do not give 33% average donated: $0

  44. Rebel Scum

    “Screw you freedom…”

    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a message for Americans who argue that face masks encroach on their rights: “Screw your freedom.”

    “Because with freedom comes obligations and responsibilities,” the Republican former California governor said in a YouTube video released Wednesday. The action movie-star-turned-politician’s remarks were part of a discussion with CNN’s Bianna Golodryga and Alexander Vindman to promote Vindman’s new book, “Here, Right Matters.”

    “We cannot just say, ‘I have the right to do X, Y and Z.’ When you affect other people, that is when it gets serious,” Schwarzenegger, 74, said.

    The ex-bodybuilder likened opposition to face masks to bucking traffic laws.

    “You cannot say, ‘No one is going to tell me that I’m going to stop here, that I have to stop at this traffic light here. I’m going to go right through it.’ Then you kill someone else, and then it is your doing,” he said.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a message for Americans who argue that face masks encroach on their rights: “Screw your freedom.”

    “Because with freedom comes obligations and responsibilities,” the Republican former California governor said in a YouTube video released Wednesday. The action movie-star-turned-politician’s remarks were part of a discussion with CNN’s Bianna Golodryga and Alexander Vindman to promote Vindman’s new book, “Here, Right Matters.”

    “We cannot just say, ‘I have the right to do X, Y and Z.’ When you affect other people, that is when it gets serious,” Schwarzenegger, 74, said.

    The ex-bodybuilder likened opposition to face masks to bucking traffic laws.

    “You cannot say, ‘No one is going to tell me that I’m going to stop here, that I have to stop at this traffic light here. I’m going to go right through it.’ Then you kill someone else, and then it is your doing,” he said.

    “This is the same thing with the virus,” the “Terminator” star explained. “You cannot go not put the mask on because when you breathe, you can infect someone else. And you can infect someone that then gets sick and may die.”

    Ignoring traffic control devices is libertarian anarchy.

    • Rebel Scum

      Well something got majorly effed in my copy/paste. Oh, well.

    • db

      fuck that guy

    • wdalasio

      Yeah, I’m going to take my cues on public health from a steroid pumper.

      • The Other Kevin

        He was a big fan of smoking pot, too. Which wasn’t legal anywhere in the 70’s. He gets to choose which laws to follow. But you don’t.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Something tells me Arnie has turned into a terrified little man as he approaches the end of his life.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Or paid off, as one DM commenter suggested.

    • CPRM

      Then you kill someone else, and then it is your doing,” he said.

      So maybe that’s when we should punish someone? When they harm someone else? Not before in case they might at some point possibly have a 1% chance of doing so at some point in the future?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yeah that was one of Malice’s most savage responses.

      • db

        about 80% of the time when I click on a twitter link here I get “Something went wrong. Try reloading.”

        but it never works.

        ah, well, it’s Twitter. not worth my time probably

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That happens to me too. Try clearing your cookies if you care enough.

      • db

        I never click on twitter links in a window that allows cookies.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        If fucking the maid that makes the bed you slept in with your wife was legal, would you do that?of course not, because with freedom you have obligations and responsibilities.— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) August 11, 2021

      • db

        Nice, thanks

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I like the comments pointing out that cheating on one’s wife with the maid is actually legal. Some people just don’t get it and never will.

      • juris imprudent

        Did you catch Sowell’s tweet in there?

        My response to that:

        Not as mysterious as you would think – it is reversion to obedience to authority. In the past if a priest or bishop was ‘wrong’, he didn’t lose authority over the laity and he could only be corrected by someone higher in the church hierarchy. Today we substitute higher in the victim stack of intersectionality as the modern hierarchy of authority. Either way, believers are going to believe.

    • blackjack

      Funny how the asshole we mistakenly elected last recall is suddenly showing up again. Like they’re trying to warn us off or something. I doubt we could do any worse, and Newsom ain’t any better than Arnie was.

    • Count Potato

      Do you know who else was from Austria?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The von Trapp family?

      • Tundra
    • Gustave Lytton

      Scratch a washed up artiste, find an Austrian totalitarian.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        *zing*

    • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

      “You’re a funny guy, Ahnold. The vid’s gonna kill you last.”

  45. Tundra

    Good morning, Smith Boys!

    And a good morning to the rest of you lovable miscreants.

    You know, I’m getting the distinct feeling that the people in DC don’t have our best interests at heart. Time to send in the SMITHS?

    The Smiths.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Not “What Difference Does It Make”?

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Pantomime capitalism

    President Joe Biden will meet Wednesday with the heads of several companies and institutions that are requiring their employees get vaccinated against Covid-19, aiming to encourage more companies to follow suit, a White House official said.

    Biden will meet virtually with the CEOs of United Airlines and Kaiser Permanente, as well as the president of Howard University and a South Carolina small business owner, the official said. All are requiring their employees be vaccinated and Howard University is also requiring students to be vaccinated.
    Biden is expected to tout their efforts as models for the private sector, highlighting the ability of corporations, small businesses, health care providers and higher education to help the US boost vaccination rates.
    Explaining his decision to require the company’s 67,000 employees to be vaccinated, United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby and President Brett Hart said it is clear that “everyone is safer when everyone is vaccinated” and noted that Kirby has written “dozens of condolence letters to the family members of United employees who have died from COVID-19.”
    “We’re determined to do everything we can to try to keep another United family from receiving that letter,” the executives wrote in a letter to employees last week.

    They should all come out in blackface and sing Camptown Races.

    • CPRM

      The dems trying to get people fired…the dems wanting to extend unemployment…hmm…

      • WTF

        The party of government dependency needs people dependent on government.

    • blackjack

      He said he’d get 70% vaccinated and if he has to, he’ll start vaccinating the dead. You will help him get his number, fat! Just because it’s starting to look like the vax doesn’t even work very well and the numbers are being inflated by massively ramping testing back up, there’s no reason not get to get the safe and effective secret sauce mainlined into your veins. Now, do it, or else!

      • Drake

        Is that how the zombie apocalypse starts?

    • blackjack

      We have 4,000 employees where I work. The ceo just stated that we’ve had 5 deaths. Most of our workforce is old and all of the guys who died were at least 60 with two being close to 80. There just ain’t a bunch of healthy normal people keeling over from this.

      • Ozymandias

        Hey, when you’re approaching 30% of the population = obese has “co-morbidities”, guess what?
        That’s a significant portion of the population. It’s no wonder why the country is cheering vaxxing and lockdowns.
        So we’ve reached the point where we punish the healthy people who actually lived their lives in a reasonably healthy fashion to protect those who are responsible for the massive increase in medical costs and account for 1.8 million dead every year.

  47. Count Potato

    “Video of an overcrowded Border Patrol facility in the Rio Grande Valley Sector from this week.

    From the source: “This has surpassed the point of sustainability — this is lunacy.”

    Fed-up BP agents are taking videos/pics to show what’s really happening ”

    https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1425499114578534410

    Guess we have to start harassing Democrats in restaurants.

    • Pope Jimbo

      This is all part of Kamala’s Root Causes plan.

      You see, if the detention centers turn out to be even worse than the shitholes that these people came from then they will stop coming.

      So the key is to have maximum overcrowding, poor sanitation and let nature take its course.

    • db

      When are they going to just resign/walk out en masse?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Cool. All things said, he obviously loves that project.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        A dream come true for me, Privateers!
        /I don’t care about subsidies, he’s cheaper than ULA by a factor

    • db

      Is Part III of that interview out yet? I’ve watched the first two.

      Elon has some great things to say in Part I on manufacturing development and design simplification for manufacturability. His insistence on asking questions like “why do we need/have this thing/process/procedure” is important, and something that NASA and its contractors will never master, and that’s why they will always be behind.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        No spoilers, I’m still watching!

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Whenever someone comes to our team with a new project idea, my boss has a list of questions (things like “how will you measure success?” “what is the endpoint?”). They almost always look baffled.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        To be fair, I’ve run into managers like that where they expect a full financial analysis and requirements paper whenever a new idea comes up. Usually, I have no clue because I’m running the general idea past them as a gauge of interest before committing tens of hours to fleshing the idea out.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        expect a full financial analysis and requirements paper whenever a new idea comes up

        That’s not what I said, though. I said “things like ‘how will you measure success?’ ”

        Answer: “our goal is 2 million social media shares”

        That doesn’t require any kind of in-depth analysis.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yep, sorry, went on a little bit of a tangent.

        how will you measure success?

        That’s code for “tell me how many headcount your idea will reduce” in my department. Yes, there’s some dysfunction that makes me balk at such questions. ?

      • db

        My issue is our commercial folks quote a price for a new product we’ve never manufactured before to a customer, and then based on that, come up with a budget for us to design, build, start up, and operate a new plant to make it.

        When we take their capital allowance number and say “here’s what you get for the money you’re willing to allocate” they balk at the production cost. “why’s it cost more than our quoted price to make this product? You need to sharpen your pencil.” The answer is that labor is very expensive–it’s the most expensive part of producing this product. If you’d allocated more capital, we’d have been able to automate enough tasks to cut headcount by three, and you’d have a margin greater than zero.

        These fucking people.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        It’s not that complicated on my team…we just do stupid web sites. So if someone comes and asks my boss for a new web site because some politically-connected douche wants to piss on the fire hydrant, my boss expects some basic answers other than “the Deputy Assistant Sub Under-Undersecretary wants it”.

      • juris imprudent

        I would expect that any idea has an answer to why it should be done, even before it is fully fleshed out. Of course, this is virtually never the case in govt.

  48. Ozymandias

    “White House urges OPEC to increase oil output to control gas prices”

    Green Energy from your leaders, folks.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d imagine the Russians would be happy to do so.

    • Suthenboy

      If only we could attain energy independence.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Thanks, Edit Fairy!

  50. Ozymandias

    My tweet – https://twitter.com/the_abject/status/1425819690396536833?s=20

    It occurred to me last night and it’s not just to be snarky. Could we force the GitMo detainees to take the COVID Vax? Or would that be a GC violation and crime against humanity?
    So…. now do Americans not being held in detention.
    Also, who’s going to hold down the Amish and inject them?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well a judge ordered a forced vaxx as a condition of parole…so…yes?

      • Ozymandias

        Really?!?
        I hadn’t heard that one. Wow. We really are fucked.

      • Ozymandias

        WTF:

        “Sylvaun Latham, reportedly convicted on weapons and drug charges, told WSYX he was given the option of five years probation or one year with a vaccine.”

        An ACLU lobbyist compared the requirement to judges ordering convicts not to have children.

        “At minimum, it appears to be problematic,” Gary Daniels told the newspaper.

    • CPRM

      They have religious exemptions, you fucking bigot.

      • Rebel Scum

        But they are icky, backwards, technologically impaired Christians, so…

    • Rebel Scum

      Not to mention there is also the Nuremburg Code.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m realizing the Nuremburg Code is just like the Constitution… meaningless pieces of paper. The only thing with teeth is an armed populace.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Or a restraining order.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Er, ROs are toothless papers.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Nuremberg? Sounds like a Nazi law! We don’t do no Nazi laws here in the progressive states of Murica!

      • WTF

        Read Ozy’s book to see how much that doesn’t matter anymore.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Sue if it’s required, sue if it’s not. There’s a commonality there…

    • straffinrun

      Lawfare has failed. Sorry, Liberty loving lawyers.

  51. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    It looks like Facebook has successfully defeated AdBlock for the time being. The latest Chrome update fucked up all my bookmarks & extensions, so I had to reconfigure AdBlock on Facebook. Well, every time I set it up to block a certain specific div where the ads are placed, ALL images end up getting blocked. So FB must have changed its structure to make all image divs the same. So if I don’t want to see ads, I won’t be able to see any other images.

    • Animal

      The obvious answer: Ditch FaceDerpbook.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Nope. It’s how I keep in touch with people who don’t live near me, or who I don’t see very often.

      • Animal

        Yeah, our oldest kid does the same thing, and she has some of the same complaints about Facebook. Life is full of tradeoffs, I guess.

        Being a curmudgeonly old coot, I have very few old friends I want to keep in touch with, and when I want to catch up, I generally just call them. But that’s me.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Email for me. Yeah, my circle is much smaller than 10 years ago, but I also haven’t been inundated with my old college roommates’ opinions about the vaccine.

      • db

        I politely told my real friends on Facebook that I was leaving, and that I’d like to keep in touch via e-mail or text or phone. It works fine.

      • Akira

        Exactly.

        I don’t go around evangelizing about the evils of social media, but when the subject comes up, I tell people my reasons for not using it (the structure tends to produce discussion of the lowest quality, the companies are engaged in some serious opinion control, it ends up being a gigantic waste of time, etc).

        They don’t even disagree with those things, but they always have just one thing they use it for… “I just use it to keep in touch with some Army buddies” or “I just like to see pictures of my nephews”.

        It’s tricky to convince people that you can do all those things with email, or you can do just those things and then leave Facebook.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        It’s tricky to convince people that you can do all those things with email, or you can do just those things and then leave Facebook.

        Do you care that much about whether other people are using social media?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Do you care that much about whether other people are using social media?

        Yes, for two reasons.

        1) it makes it extremely hard to socialize in circles bigger than 2 or 3 when most people are completely unwilling to interact outside of social media.

        2) it’s impossible to avoid. Hell, look at this article. How many comments include Twitter links? For somebody like me who doesn’t want to partake in social media, I’d really like to convince some people to join me in the non-social media world so I can completely stop giving clicks to those asshole companies.

      • Akira

        Do you care that much about whether other people are using social media?

        No not really, but sometimes the topic comes up, and it seems like some people know that social media is a net negative for them, and they’d like to quit, but they feel like they have to stay connected to it for this one thing.

        It’s more like advice I give people when the conversation lands on that topic – “Well if you wanted to just ditch social media, you could do X”.

      • AlexinCT

        I never got on that shitshow, and I thank the powers that be every day for having been had the foresight to avoid that evil place.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

  52. Rebel Scum

    Arrest this heretic.

    The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change just released its latest climate report, and reactions from politicians and media pundits could not have been more predictable.

    Fitting the apocalyptic narrative many have spun lately, the always-breathless Guardian literally summarized this scientific report as finding mankind “guilty as hell” of “climate crimes of humanity.” (Needless to say, the report never says any such things.)

    UN Secretary-General António Guterres called the findings a “code red for humanity,” saying we can only avert catastrophe by acting in the next couple of months. Of course, the United Nations has a long history of claiming catastrophe is right around the corner: The first UN environment director claimed half a century ago that we had just 10 years left, and the then-head of the IPCC insisted in 2007 that we had just five years left.

  53. Count Potato

    “Here’s NPR with an article contesting CDC’s claim that the Delta variant “is as transmissible as Chicken Pox.” NPR says that Delta is very transmissible, but CDC’s claim is false.

    Why is it OK for NPR to contradict the CDC but not social media users?”

    https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1425529515133050891

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      People have been banned, or had their shit deleted, for posting actual CDC-sourced data. Looking for rhyme or reason in anything COVID-related is an exercise in futility.

      • Drake

        Our media is even more fanatical about getting only their message out than the Soviets were with Pravda – but far less competent.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Same reason that Dr. Wen on CNN can say cloth masks don’t work and are not enough and it is okay and yet, Paul is censored for saying the same thing.

  54. DEG

    “Yes, they are real. Sasquatch, Dogmen live in an area near me (Orange County, New York). Their habitat consists of about 350 acres. I have over the years experienced a lot of things, including sightings. They frequent the trees and can see in the infrared spectrum. That is why they are rarely caught on trail cams. The juvenile’s will be the ones most likely to be seen. The Dogmen and Sasquatch either can come from the same family or the two clans intermingle. I have photographic proof of that.

    Oh boy.

    • Animal

      I love deconstructing these things:

      Yes, they are real.

      No, they aren’t.

      Sasquatch, Dogmen live in an area near me (Orange County, New York).

      No, they don’t.

      Their habitat consists of about 350 acres.

      No, it doesn’t.

      I have over the years experienced a lot of things, including sightings.

      No, you haven’t.

      They frequent the trees and can see in the infrared spectrum.

      No.

      That is why they are rarely caught on trail cams.

      No, they are never caught on trail cams because they don’t exist.

      The juvenile’s will be the ones most likely to be seen.

      No, they won’t be seen, because there aren’t any. And learn how to properly use an apostrophe, you marginally literate twat.

      The Dogmen and Sasquatch either can come from the same family or the two clans intermingle. I have photographic proof of that.

      No, you don’t.

      Same tactics can apply to people claiming to have seen ghosts, UFOs, whatever.

      Apologies to the SMITH clan.

  55. Rebel Scum

    YEAH!

    Dean said, “He’s totally unfit to govern in any way, and he’s an embarrassment to every governor, I mean every governor, both Republicans and Democrats. A guy like this should never be in public authority. The good news here for the people of Florida is that people are beginning to stand up to this. In the last 24 hours, there are a number of large school districts that have ignored DeSantis’ crazy order. DeSantis is doing this to position himself to run for president with the MAGA people, but what he doesn’t realize and he’s a smart guy.”

    “What he doesn’t realize is that COVID sank Donald Trump’s presidency, and it’s going to sink DeSantis because the people of Florida,” he continued. “I don’t think DeSantis could carry Florida if he ran for president right now. The thing that’s going to really kill him is the businesses in Florida that are really getting hammered right now. Who in their right mind would take a vacation or go visit anybody who lived in Florida right now? You literally really risk your life, especially if you have children.”

    Your political calculus is wanting, I think, unless FL uses Dominion.

      • Drake

        Yeaaaaah!

      • The Other Kevin

        Alive and apparently someone wants to hear his opinion. This is a continuation of the tone deafness that got us Trump in the first place. “But nobody *I* know voted for Nixon!”

        In a fair election (LOL) DeSantis would mop the floor with Biden or Harris.

    • db

      This guy appears to be living in a different reality.

    • Ozymandias

      These people are mentally ill. Truly. We used to define “mentally ill” in reference to a norm – that norm was the reality of which we are all apart.
      For example, Klingarr (Jamie Farr was great in that role) dresses as a woman in order to prove he is crazy so that he can get a “Section 8” – a discharge because he is mentally unfit to be in the Army. But of course everyone knows what he’s doing, so they just ignore his schtick. It was a brilliant gag – but it only works when the audience all “know” that a guy claiming to be a woman has something wrong with him mentally. He’s refusing to accept Reality. We might feel sorry for such a person, empathize, and otherwise try to be supportive, but we wouldn’t claim that he was right and the rest of us were wrong…
      …Now Rachel Levine is in charge of the health of regular Americans.
      And Laurel Hubbard competes against biological women – in the Olympics.
      And Fallon Fox is cheered as a hero for caving in biological women’s skulls and faces.
      We are being run by a guy who can’t string together a coherent paragraph of thought.
      Mentally Ill – we are being led and ordered about by the mentally ill.

      • rhywun

        I can’t believe M*A*S*H hasn’t been canceled.

        Noted wingnut Alan Alda has some ’splainin’ to do.

      • juris imprudent

        As I recall, the noted horndog character had his consciousness raised before the end of the series. It was truly a shark-jumping moment.

      • wdalasio

        You’re right, they are divorced from reality. But, I can’t help but draw on a point Ayn Rand made. Maybe the rest of us are at least partly to blame. How have the rest of us responded to their every insistence on irrationality their every denial of reality? For the most part, it’s been indulged. If they say 2+2=5, we figure a way to get around it so that they can pretend that’s the case and the rest of us bare the consequences. They say a rock is a loaf of bread and we figure out how to make loaves of bread that look like rocks at twice the cost and extra hours worth of labor. And in that world, what should they think? Should they think that reality is an absolute that their understanding has to be measured against? Why? What in the experience we’ve provided for them would lead them to that conclusion? Why wouldn’t they think that if they just will biology to follow their wishes hard enough, that reality wouldn’t adapt itself to their wishes? Why wouldn’t they think that it’s something we’ve denied them rather than reality?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        To be fair, there were a lot of people trying to push back against this BS while it was still growing legs in academia. They were roundly rejected by the rest of us as “culture warriors”.

        Turns out that liberalism and pluralism don’t stay emulsified. Eventually some dominant worldview precipitates out, and it’s neither liberal or pluralist.

      • Ozymandias

        “Whatchoo mean ‘we’, kemosabe?”
        I’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs and even litigating in court, fighting it every step of the way, brother.

      • wdalasio

        Okay, we might be misplaced here. But, I think you get my point. Enough of the sane have indulged every irrational whim of the lunatics that the lunatics are, in a really messed up way, rational. I mean, the lunatics are now the ones in charge. That alone should tell you something is right with their strategy. Yes, people pushed back against the irrationality. But, even the rational rejected them. Now we’re experiencing the consequences.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Howard’s political acumen appears to be a little bit off. DeSantis is insanely popular in Florida.

      • juris imprudent

        ALL FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS – THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT IS IN THEIR OWN BEST INTEREST!

        YeeeaaahhhHHHHHHHHHHHH

  56. Rebel Scum

    These dishonest cuntes make my blood boil.

    Wallace said, “Can you fathom an example of a politician of another party meeting with the mother of a domestic terrorist and the other party really just sort of shrugging it off? Where are we? I mean, where are we in our politics that the ex-president, inciting violent extremism, meets with the mother of, by your definition and by Officer Hodges, the mother of a terrorist, and everyone kind of shrugs it off?”

    Taylor said, “You were there in the Bush years. Could you imagine that President Bush had met with either the widow or mother of a jihadist that had killed American troops or was trying to kill American troops? It would have been an absolute political scandal of epic proportions.”

    He added, “It is the equivalent of going to meet with someone who was trying to attack our democracy ourselves. The mother of someone who was trying to attack democracy ourselves itself. Politicizing this issue.”

    • Suthenboy

      Wow. They are just not going to quit until it comes to blows.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        That coyote is snarling, but let’s keep backing it into the corner. Eventually it’ll start cowering.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Like Obama and Bill Ayers?

      • Gender Traitor

        “Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers” was always my favorite nickname for BHO.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Hey-ohhh!

    • WTF

      At this point I guess I just have to accept that there can be no peaceful resolution with people like this. Either it comes to violence, or we are made their slaves, because they leave no room for anything else.

  57. wdalasio

    Okay, maybe I’m just a bad person, but this story gave me a bit of schadenfreudey amusement. Apple wants to be woke. Let them put their money where their mouth is.

    • waffles

      Perfect test scenario. I hope they show the absolute kindness and generosity we come to expect from our betters.

    • Suthenboy

      Being ‘woke’ is about signaling and parroting the correct narrative. It is definitely not about putting your money where your mouth is.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s about putting OTHER PEOPLE’s money where your mouth is.

    • The Other Kevin

      “The tech company says it’s trying to come up with a solution”

      It only needs a solution if you accept that it’s a problem.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Is it a…final solution?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Nah, that’s corporations*.

        (*Sta. Clara Co., yada)

    • straffinrun

      I’m not gonna start hating the homeless. Hate the system that created so many of them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ^^^

      • wdalasio

        Oh, I agree. It’s not the homeless I’m hating on here. It’s Apple. They want to parrot the progressive line that the homeless are uniformly victims who the rest of us are monsters for treating this way, then fine, Apple has a responsibility by their own narrative.

      • straffinrun

        Fair enough. wd.

    • AlexinCT

      They will clear this place out eventually, all quiet, cause these people believe the rules apply to us, not to them…

      • db

        They’ll clear it out by paying a nonprofit run by proggie grifters to “relocate” the people to new suitable, sustainable housing. Apple’s public image will be secure, their consciences will be calmed, the grifters will make a bunch of money taking Apple’s payments and using them to buy the homeless bus tickets to Florida, certifying that they have been resettled, and pocketing the rest of the money. No audit of what actually happened to those people will ever be asked for or conducted.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Hard SCIENCE!

    As schools start classes across the United States, public health experts warn that the politics around masks could hinder the nation’s fight against Covid-19.

    But the real-life evidence about masks leaves little doubt that they work.

    In some places where schools have been open for a while now, such as Georgia and Hawaii, public health experts notice what happens when schools follow the science: classes go on without disruption as long staff and students wear masks.

    But when staff and students do not wear masks, Covid-19 can spread, forcing people to stay home to quarantine and classes returning to virtual learning.

    Conclusive proof from controlled experiments.

    Or, you know, wishful thinking and unsupported speculation.

    • Rebel Scum

      But the real-life evidence about masks leaves little doubt that they work.

      If by “work” you mean “demonstrate slavish compliance”.

    • Suthenboy

      “But the real-life evidence about masks leaves little doubt that they work.”

      Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Public health officials have been urging schools and parents to keep politics out of the classroom. Dr. Francis Collins, director of the US National Institutes of Health, implored parents on Sunday to see masks for what they really are.
    “This is not a political statement or invasion of your liberties. This is a life-saving medical device, and asking kids to wear a mask is uncomfortable, but kids are pretty resilient,” Collins told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos on This Week.
    “If we don’t have masks in schools, this virus will spread more widely. It will probably result in outbreaks in schools and kids will have to go back to remote learning, which is the one thing we really want to prevent,” Collins said.

    Something something stated without evidence.

    • Ownbestenemy

      This is a life-saving medical device….uh, I am sure that isn’t true. But hey, they are allowed to lie.

      • Animal

        Relevant.
        Device code QKR, unclassified, exempt from GMP requirements except for general requirements concerning records (820.180) and complaint files (820.198), as long as the device is not labeled or otherwise represented as sterile. Definition (emphasis added by me):

        Face mask is intended to be worn by general public or healthcare personnel and excludes N95 respirators. The mask covers the user’s nose and mouth and may or may not meet fluid barrier or filtration efficiency levels. The device is subject to the Enforcement Policy for Face Masks and Respirators During the declared Public Health Emergency, provided that the device does not create undue risk by following the recommendations for this device type outlined in the guidance.

      • Animal

        Forgot to add: While this is listed as “unclassified,” the GMP exemption is only given to Class I devices, which are subject to a minimal level of regulation. One can hardly describe them as “life-saving.” Devices on which a patient’s life might depend are almost always Class III, the highest level of scrutiny.

    • Suthenboy

      “This is a life-saving medical device”

      No. It isn’t. The best masks are rated for 0.3 microns. The cootie bugs are 0.01 microns…thirty times smaller than the masks are rated. When you exhale them the bugs are contained in aerosolized droplets of body fluids. Those droplets stick to the mask but because they are so small they evaporate quickly leaving the cooties glued down with dried snot. As you breath, talk, cough, etc the fibers in the mask grind those snot flakes smaller and smaller until they work their way through the mask. This is why the mask manufacturers recommend changing your mask every 15 minutes. Who changes their mask every 15 minutes? No one, that’s who.

      We have a bazillion studies showing that masks are useless and not one showing that they work at containing infection. We have those studies because after the Spanish flu one hundred years ago we noticed that masks dont work and we wanted to know why. Now we know why. It is just a goddamned security blanket for people who let fear rule their lives. Dr. Collins knows very well that what he is shoveling is horseshit.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, they give a sense of control over one’s own chances if catching it and little else. An N95 properly worn, handled, and changed out regularly is another story but good luck with that.

      • Night Watchman

        Yep, they give a sense of control over one’s own chances if catching it and little else.

        They also signal your goodthinkfulness to everyone else.

      • rhywun

        Ha. I was going to link this above but trashy’s plugin told me someone else already did.

        Yeah, the “consensus” around masks is complete and utter bullshit.

      • db

        Also, check here: https://hancockcountypatriots.blogspot.com/2021/08/dr-dan-stocks-presentation-to-mt-vernon.html

        Particularly: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gIbhIsbV_rIul7FLvfiI9PhWskUe2IUa/view

        Conclusion: The recommendation to wear surgical masks to supplement other public health measures did not reduce the SARS-CoV-2 infection rate among wearers by more than 50% in a community with modest infection rates, some degree of social distanceing, and uncommon general mask use. The data were compatible with lesser degrees of self-protection

        That conclusion has a hole in it, though, namely that they say the community had uncommon mask use. A mask proponent could use that to say that if 100% wore masks, that maybe the effect would have been greater. But the results show there was a statistically insignificant difference (0.3 percentage points) between mask wearers and non-wearers.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tom Woods has some good info on this at covidchartsquiz.com

    • Grumbletarian

      If you ignore all the kids who’ve committed suicide over the last year and a half, kids are pretty resilient. Yup yup.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    In late July, an internal CDC document noted that the Delta coronavirus variant surging across the United States appears to cause more severe illness and can spread as easily as chickenpox — detailing that one person infected with the Delta variant could spread the virus to five to eight other people on average. With chickenpox, each infected person, on average, can infect eight or nine others.

    Bullshit number is bullshit.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      People are falling for it yet again. This is the same BS they pulled a year ago April. “IT’S THE END OF THE WOOOOORLDDDDDDDD!”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’ve heard the opposite on the illness severity and the death rate is way lower. The transmissibility seems to be greater but so what?

    • Akira

      In late July, an internal CDC document noted that the Delta coronavirus variant surging across the United States appears to cause more severe illness

      I haven’t seen any data at all to back this up, just speculative statements with wild, astronomical numbers about how many “could” die.

      Also, the media is blasting the “elevendy thousand million times more transmissible” without mentioning the severity of symptoms. So knowing how they operate, it makes me think that they know it’s significantly less deadly but they’re lying by omission.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yes they are open about transmission but obscure the severeness it would seem. As you noted, when discussing its severity, words like ‘may’ ‘seems’ ‘appears’ ‘could be’ are used.

      • db

        Weasel words are nullities.

    • db

      It’s not just bullshit, it’s verifiably incorrect. NPR, of all outlets, called the CDC out on their “error.”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      A healthy 50 y.o. acquaintance recently tested + (wife no) and his chief (only?) symptom was anosmia.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    Howard’s political acumen appears to be a little bit off. DeSantis is insanely popular in Florida.

    But everybody Howard talks to hates Desantis, and that’s what matters.

  62. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    At 14:47 local time (using the local date/time stamp on the lower right of the video), it just craps out.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHZ9LU4vpf4

    • db

      uh oh, the bottom fell out?

  63. The Late P Brooks

    Shocking

    “It was shocking,” Maxwell told CNN on Thursday morning. Maxwell left the meeting early, after the public speaking portion, he said. The energy in the room was “hot,” he said, and he knew “things were going to get a lot worse.”
    Maxwell and his wife, who is also a medical professional, braced themselves before walking outside, he said. “I took my wife’s arm and I said, ‘Just remember, no matter what they say, these are the lives we’re trying to save.'”
    There was a crowd chanting when they stepped outside, Maxwell said. Someone approached him, “put their hand in my face and called me a traitor.”
    “I don’t see how anyone can say that when I’ve been on the front lines of this pandemic since the beginning, treating patients in rooms, unvaccinated for the vast majority of it, hoping I wouldn’t take it home to my family. And for someone to say that, it’s mind-blowing,” he told CNN.

    I’m ten thousand times better than you. I’m a saint, you goddam ignorant ape. A FUCKING SAINT.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I don’t see how anyone can say that when I’ve been on the front lines of this pandemic since the beginning

      Its because, no matter your profession, advocating for the destruction of liberal society is subversive, at best.

    • EvilSheldon

      Hey Maxwell? When people tell you how they feel, believe them.

    • B.P.

      We started with “Let’s not overwhelm the hospitals.” That seemed pretty sensible to most people. The establishment quickly and secretly pivoted to “No one is to get sick anywhere. Ever.”

      Why all the anger, unsophisticated proles?

      • CPRM

        Two weeks to Flatten The Curve do a Global Reset.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, what do they know about central pivot irrigation anyway?

      • juris imprudent

        That isn’t water you’re spraying all over me.

      • Akira

        We started with “Let’s not overwhelm the hospitals.” That seemed pretty sensible to most people. The establishment quickly and secretly pivoted to “No one is to get sick anywhere. Ever.”

        That’s why I will never believe any promises from these people about when we can have our rights back. They’ve lied every step of the way, and it’s clear that they want to keep this going literally forever.

        Here’s when it will end: When the big pushers are removed from their offices, or when they are met with such ferocious resistance to their diktats that they back off out of fear.

      • Suthenboy

        We have a statewide mask mandate from our dear leader. No one is paying attention to it aside from one business that is part of a large corporation. Everyone else is ignoring it.

      • waffles

        We are way beyond any danger from the authorities losing their credibility. It’s all long gone, shot, kaput.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Walter Plecker was the foremost eugenicist in Virginia during the Jim Crow era. He singlehandedly created and enforced a large portion of the regressive policies that kept blacks and whites separated and disintegrated the Indian tribes in the state.

      He was also responsible for lowering the infant mortality rate in minority populations by an a significant amount due to outreach efforts and medical care he spearheaded.

      Now explain to me how his good works justified or offset his evil actions.

  64. waffles

    Do you care that much about whether other people are using social media?

    Interesting question. On a personal level, not really. On a macro level it is almost definitely the prime enabler of our destruction.

    • B.P.

      I still maintain a facebook account under the idea that I can easily contact someone I haven’t talked to in a long time and whose info I don’t have at the ready. Or to use the messenger service as an e-mail platform of sorts. I haven’t done that in a year or so, though.

      What gets me is, occasionally I’ll google a business, say a restaurant, and the only web presence the restaurant has is a facebook page. If I’m not logged into facebook, I can’t see this restaurant’s menu, hours, etc. Good thinking.

      • slumbrew

        What gets me is, occasionally I’ll google a business, say a restaurant, and the only web presence the restaurant has is a facebook page. If I’m not logged into facebook, I can’t see this restaurant’s menu, hours, etc. Good thinking.

        That irks the hell out of me. Guess I’m eating somewhere else…

      • CPRM

        Try being tasked with creating a TV commercial for a place where all they have are some cellphone pictures on facebook and no budget for you to come out and shoot video…

  65. ron73440

    Someone linked Jim Breuer on Anthony Cumia’s show and it was one of the funniest things I’ve heard.

    They called the true believers “COVID Parakeets” and were repeating “wear the mask” “follow the science” and other famous phrases while squawking like birds. I had tears, I was laughing so hard.

    Only problem is, now when I see twitter comments or people in real life talking I keep hearing this loud squawk in my head.

    I can’t link youtube at work, but you should watch it.

    • ron73440

      That was supposed to be a reply to The Late P Brooks’s Hard SCIENCE! link above.

      Guess I Brooks’d it.

    • CPRM

      I was with that interview for a bit…then they are like well this is all lies, so BUSH DID 9/11!

      • ron73440

        Once it gets past that part, it’s hilarious!

        I almost shut it off in the beginning also.

      • CPRM

        I watched the whole thing. It was entertaining. I just wouldn’t link to it as a source on sane thinking.

  66. CPRM

    So, I think I was sexually harassed at work yesterday. By a guy. Do the gays have a union I can complain to? Sure me sucking on my Fat Vape looks sexual and I’m a ‘bear’. But, I’m also a person, not just a glorious beard.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s not harassment if you paid the agreed-upon price…

      • CPRM

        Why should I pay? I’m the one with glorious beard!

      • juris imprudent

        Well then, if he wouldn’t pay you, I would say you have a legit complaint.

    • CPRM

      What is the problem with the book?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        It triggered some weak pussies

      • CPRM

        Shoulda done kagels?

      • Ozymandias

        Wrongthink.

      • CPRM

        From Amazon:

        Clanchy has taught in state schools for nearly thirty years. Some Kids I Taught And What They Taught Me is a book about a life’s work spent teaching in a national institution. By telling the stories of some of the kids she’s taught, some of the teachers she’s worked with, and some of the lessons she’s learned, Clanchy offers a revelatory picture of school life, and a fascinating look at the role education plays in our society today.

        This is not a work of moaning pessimism or dry sociology, lamenting the actions of successive governments when it comes to policy decisions. While Some Kids acknowledges the undoubtedly difficult situation in many schools, Clanchy writes beautifully about her students as people, whose diversity, humour and sheer brains she aims to celebrate; she writes about the uplifting power of teaching when practised well, about the success she’s seen and encouraged in some of the most challenged and challenging pupils she knows, and about the effect all of this had on her, as a teacher, mother and citizen.

        Sounds droll, sophomoric and gauche. But then again I’d say the same of Jordan Peterson and somehow he went from middle of the road leftist to Alt-Right God King without ever changing his stance. Overton should recall those windows, all this movement is sure to damage the framework.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        All three of those re JP?

  67. waffles

    Officially taking time away from events again. This Delta stuff is getting scary.

    Get vaxxed, wear a mask and practice healthy living is key now more than ever.

    Outside of people who constantly delve into political stuff the majority of my social network more or less echo the above sentiment. It’s useless. No wonder I haven’t been on Facebook in 2 years.

    • ron73440

      “COVID Parakeets”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Don’t you know your times tables?! Sheesh!

    • B.P.

      “and practice healthy living”

      Whoops. Our insane overreach resulted in a bunch of gyms closing. Sorry!

    • Hyperion

      We must protect the nation against every cold from now on for eternity, it’s the only way! It’s that or tanks and camps! OK, it’s tanks and camps regardless.

    • Nephilium

      practice healthy living

      Don’t fat shame me!

      Close the gyms to protect us from Delta!

  68. The Late P Brooks

    That Nicolle Wallace link is fun.

    MSNBC anchor Nicolle Wallace said Wednesday on her show “Deadline” that former President Donald Trump was “inciting violent extremism” by meeting with the mother and husband of Ashli Babbitt, the rioter who an officer inside the Capitol fatally shot on January 6.

    Wednesday after the meeting, Trump put out a statement saying Babbitt was “murdered at the hands of someone who should never have pulled the trigger of his gun,” adding, “We know who it is.”

    Anchor Nicolle Wallace said, “On the ex-president’s statement. I have been grappling with how to cover it without amplifying it. The ex-president met with the mother, Ashley Babbitt. I want to ask you if you agree with Officer Hodges, who was one of the four Capitol police officers who testified before the 1/6 Select Committee investigating the insurrection that the insurrectionists were domestic terrorists.”

    Sure, Nicolle. What you meant to say was, “My desperate need to say bad stuff about Former President Cartoon Villain overpowered my desire to memoryhole Ashli Babbit and pretend she never existed. Journalisming is hard.”

    • CPRM

      I want to ask you if you agree with Officer Hodges

      This is one of those flip flop moments. Now the Dems BACK THE BLUE and the Reps…well they do what they are told…

      • Akira

        Now the Dems BACK THE BLUE

        My theory is the Democrats have always loved the idea of unaccountable police. They need that iron fist to dole out all the bans they want to roll out for their utopia. They need police who will crack heads and throw people in rape cages with total impunity.

        That’s why they all their messaging was about racism. They know damn well that all the racial sensitivity powerpoints in the world would not fundamentally change how police forces operate. They just want to use “racial injustice” as a wedge issue, not actually stop police from shooting innocent people and facing no consequences.

    • Hyperion

      #BackTheBlue!

      #GoodShoot!

  69. The Late P Brooks

    Taylor concluded, “What this does is it leads to radicalization of more people who could potentially pose a threat because it legitimizes that sort of civil disorder and conduct.”

    Let’s not bicker about ‘oo killed ‘oo…

  70. Hyperion

    Bom dia, wokesters. I’m still the only one weins who work?

    also, I ain’t puttin up with leaving out Space. SPACE HAVE FEELZ TOO, RAPE YOU FIRST NOW!

  71. grrizzly

    It’s not a vaccine mandate.

    The Los Angeles City Council has voted unanimously in favor of requiring proof of COVID-19 vaccination to enter most of the city’s indoor spaces.

    Los Angeles City Attorney Mike Feuer will be drafting an ordinance mandating that residents and visitors have received at least one dose of vaccine before entering restaurants, bars, retail outlets, gyms and entertainment venues after the council voted 13-0 to approve the plan on Wednesday.

    Councilman Mitch O’Farrell, who proposed the ordinance last week alongside Council President Nury Martinez, insisted that the new requirements were necessary to protect the health of the public as cases surge. But, it would not be a “vaccine mandate.”

    • Hyperion

      Well, as have have lurnted, the only two hotspots in the nation now are South Carolina and Alaska. And of course we know why, these anti-vaxxers.

      It’s time to bring out the tanks and build the camps, it’s the only way. The answer is always tanks and camps.

      • CPRM

        You forgot South Dakota. They’re sending their biker horsemen of death across the nation. No quarter shall be afforded.

      • Hyperion

        No worries, the dems will send their stormtroopers, antifa, up there to deal with them. And tanks and maybe some missiles. /Tony and Xiden

        #BuildTheCampsBackBigger

    • CPRM

      We’re not making it illegal to NOT be a Nazi, just if you don’t join ze party you haf nor rights.

    • Suthenboy

      ….And we thought cancel culture was un-personing people. How long before government goons are welding people into their houses?

      • Ed Wuncler

        I love the fact that the same people who brag that they’ll punch a Nazi are the same people who are advocating for the government to strip themselves and others of their rights. If some real motherfucking dictator took over and started doing some Nazi shit, these people would either comply or participate faster than you can say mass graves.

      • Hyperion

        Not long since XidenFlation has made it impossible to afford wood.

    • ron73440

      The amount of people cheering this stuff on is very depressing.

      • Ed Wuncler

        This is not hyperbole but I now understand how the various dictatorships like the Nazi or Soviet regimes where able to take over without any sort of resistance from the general population.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        +1 The Lottery

  72. Hyperion

    “President Biden has made clear that he wants Americans to have access to affordable and reliable energy, including at the pump,” he added.

    I see, so Xiden wants to kill Mama Gaia.

    • ron73440

      I see, so Xiden wants to kill Mama Gaia.

      Well, yeah, but not with petro, he wants to do it with solar and wind, and starvation.

      • Hyperion

        “and starvation”

        #NeedzMoarLysenkoism

    • rhywun

      President Biden is a liar.

      • Hyperion

        To his defense, he is not aware of it.