Tonio’s Only Mildly Rage-Inducing Links of a Thursday Afternoon

by | Aug 19, 2021 | Daily Links | 418 comments

A mellow tune for you.

 

Sploosh. (h/t KK)

 

This 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold was the first mainstream pinup for straight women, back when feminism was about sexual liberation and not shrill hectoring. Cosmopolitan editor Helen Gurley Brown saw it as a victory for women whose “visual appetites” had been ignored by male magazine editors and proprietors.

 

Mars Rover Perseverance. This is the new one that deployed the helicopter, and will collect and package samples for future return by another mission.

 

NASA Mars rovers, space probes to get COVID-19 vax uploaded via Deep Space Network. Just kidding, but no more silly than this.

After a series of failures, NASA tells embarrassing has-been Boeing: “Get the fuck off my obstacle, Pyle.”

Wait, aren’t they on full lockdown and quarantine? Launch of NASA CAPSTONE lunar satellite quietly moved from Virginia to New Zealand. WTF? Because you know that personnel will have to accompany that to NZ. Wallops hosts bigger launches than this all the time, including unmanned cargo Dragon missions to ISS. Something just isn’t right, here.

Icky local school board defies virtuous state mandates on accommodation of transgender students, progs suddenly don’t like govt agencies going rogue. “Other parts of the [state] policies prohibit discrimination and limit when and if school staff can tell parents that their child is trans.” WTF? So, they’re supposed to cater to the kid’s preferred name and pronouns at school, but not in correspondence with parents? WTF, WTF, WTF?

 

 

Local Boy Makes Good: Our very own Ozy was on the TV to talk about planned mandatory COVID-19 vaxing for servicemembers (h/t BEAM). Buy his book, yo. Glibs has it from a reliable source that this isn’t the last we’ll hear from him on this topic.

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Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

418 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    This is a weak First. Everyone is off their game sometimes.

  2. Swiss Servator

    We did used to have “Manly Monday” from jesse.in.mb…

    • Animal

      Well, now you have me in the 0800 (OTTZ) slot, so Mondays are still manly.

      • waffles

        It was a different kind of manly though, oh never mind. Bears, smh.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And Spacy later on….

    • Tonio

      I remember those fondly. I’m trying to bring a bit of that back by alternating beefcake and cheesecake pix here. Shoutout to Jesse, wherever you are.

      • l0b0t

        FWIW, I will never say no to Tom of Finland, Eric Kroll, Elmer Batters, etc..

    • Count Potato

      We also had Thicc Thursdays.

      • blackjack

        All of this was back when we were still trying to earn the family friendly rating.

      • rhywun

        I seem to remember a Thot Thursday here and there.

  3. Ownbestenemy

    NASA CAPSTONE lunar satellite. My guess they can’t get their teams out to Virginia because they won’t be allowed back in…

  4. kinnath

    Back in the day when chest hair was an asset.

    I miss those days.

    • Tonio

      It still is in certain circles. [makes secret ‘gay bear’ hand signal]

      • kinnath

        I was aware of that.

        However, I don’t travel in those circles. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

      • Chipwooder

        Works for my wife too. She thinks my chest isn’t hairy enough.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Having never had any, I’m at a loss.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Scruffy is not hairy?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Just the face. My father’s native American genes took over the chest area.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Your chest area’s decided to declare itself an autonomous region? A sovereign state? WITHOUT CHEST HAIR???

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve issued an ultimatum that unless hair is grown, there will be no further federal funding, but I’ve gotten no response.

      • UnCivilServant

        I believe that means the response is “Your terms are acceptable”

    • Ownbestenemy

      I wear my rug proudly! /runs away giggling

    • DEG

      There are women, and not just Kristen, that like chest hair.

      I’m thinking of some ex-girlfriends of mine that liked mine. OK… they’re biased.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    On the trans issue, the entire impetus has been to remove parents from any role in deciding or even advising their children in how to proceed. If that doesn’t reek of creeping pedophiles and crazies looking to ratify their own decisions, I don’t know what does.

    • Akira

      That, it is.

      And with any medical issue, there needs to be open, unencumbered dialogue between doctor and patient about what this treatment can do, what it can’t do, what problems are known to occur and how often, how it can go wrong, etc.

      There’s a small group of activists who are calling this discussion “transphobic” and trying to shut it down, and there’s a much larger contingent of people who see this happening and don’t recognize the threat it poses.

      • CPRM

        You sound Vaxphobic.

  6. Winston

    Something just isn’t right, here.

    Rules are for the proles….

  7. DEG

    “At the time, you know, men liked to look at women naked. Well, nobody talked about it, but women liked to look at men naked. I did,”

    Women are pervs too.

    Glibs has it from a reliable source that this isn’t the last we’ll hear from him on this topic.

    Excellent.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Good job getting the plug in. Book sales.

  8. Shpip

    Delays in NASA’s certification of the Electron rocket’s new autonomous flight safety system have kept Rocket Lab from beginning service from the Virginia launch base.

    Imagine the situation where the logistical nightmare of moving your stuff halfway around the world and having to interact with New Zealand’s COVID-era customs and immigration protocols is preferable to waiting for NASA bureaucrats to get off their arses and let you launch from your home soil.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Elon completely agrees regarding NASA (and the FAA)

    • Rat on a train

      It’s better than having to go through Assawoman to get to the launch site.

  9. Suthenboy

    It’s gotten to the point where I read the tranny stuff and I have no idea what they are talking about. Gibberish? I’m getting dementia?
    I think it is the former and that is the point of it all.

    • Bobarian LMD

      It is really simple.

      Crazy people say crazy stuff.

    • l0b0t

      Maybe it’s the Bourbon talking, but I seem to recall something from Marcuse and the Frankfurt School about polymorphous perversity and the breakdown of sexual mores being used as a cudgel against traditional society, or whatever it was those monsters were doing.

      • ignoreLander

        Maybe it’s the Bourbon talking

        That’s what I want to hear. Tequila talking on my end!

  10. Rebel Scum

    Dishonest cunte is dishonest and a cunte.

    We all must be alarmed about what the future may hold for the women of Afghanistan. When the Taliban last ruled the country from the mid-1990s to 2001, they horrifically banned women from attending school, working or going outside without male chaperones, along with other oppressive measures — all enforced by beatings or worse. These grotesque rules are based on the Taliban’s “perversion” of Islam, as experts have noted.

    Look, nobody is saying the GOP and the Taliban are equally bad. But in just the past few months, we’ve seen Republicans champion measures to deprive women of freedom over their own bodies, as well as oppose laws to protect women from violence and ensure that women are paid the same wages as men. And they’ve done so, at least in part, to impose their religious beliefs on all others.

    Reps. McCarthy and Chabot had an opportunity to prove they are sincerely concerned with defending women’s rights in March by supporting the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act. While 29 House Republicans voted for the law to protect women from domestic violence, sexual assault and harassment, McCarthy and Chabot voted against it.

    Same goes for Elise Stefanik of New York, the highest-ranking woman in the House GOP leadership. She issued a statement Friday slamming President Joe Biden for, in her view, turning Afghanistan over to the Taliban, saying it threatens “the safety and security” of the women of that country. But when Stefanik had a chance to protect “the safety and security” of America’s women, she also voted no on reauthorizing the Violence Against Women Act.

    Hm… Tell me what you think of this.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ignore everything before the “but”

    • Rat on a train

      Republicans champion measures to deprive women of freedom over their own bodies
      I though Republicans were generally against vaccine mandates.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Violence Against Women Act”
      Hmmm, with a name that good there’s got to be some insane bullshit hidden in there or a poison pill. Maybe that’s why they didn’t vote for it.

      • Sean

        IIRC, there was a good bit of gun control snuck in there.

      • Count Potato

        Thank Senator Biden.

    • Nephilium

      But in just the past few months, we’ve seen Republicans champion measures to deprive women of freedom over their own bodies, as well as oppose laws to protect women from violence and ensure that women are paid the same wages as men. And they’ve done so, at least in part, to impose their religious beliefs on all others.

      Fuck you. I’m willing to bet without even checking anything that you’re in favor of vaccine passports and mandatory vaccinations.

    • blackjack

      Newsflash: Sadistic assholes are that way to everybody, not just women. They will be killing men, women and children at a staggering pace. Why are we only concerned about women here?

      • blackjack

        I mean the Taliban, BTW. The republicans are just plain stupid, probably too stupid to even achieve evil.

      • Nephilium

        World Ends. Women, Minorities Hardest Hit.

      • waffles

        Bingo. Women have always been the primary victims of war.

      • Gadfly

        It has been reported that the reason the President of Afghanistan fled is that the last time a President of Afghanistan was captured by the Taliban he was castrated before being killed. So yes, they are sadistic assholes to everybody.

    • ignoreLander

      Look, nobody is saying the GOP and the Taliban are equally bad.

      That’s all I needed to see. Everything before that, and after that, are completely and totally invalid.

    • ignoreLander

      we’ve seen Republicans champion measures to deprive women of freedom over their own bodies

      Citation, please

      as well as oppose laws to protect women from violence

      Citation, please

      and ensure that women are paid the same wages as men

      Citation, please

  11. Count Potato

    “The model policies say schools should affirm students who don’t identify with the gender they were assigned at birth, including using the names and pronouns they prefer and letting them use a bathroom matching their gender. Other parts of the policies prohibit discrimination and limit when and if school staff can tell parents that their child is trans.

    Some of the church members and board members latched onto the idea that teachers and counselors would be forbidden from telling a transphobic parent if their child came out at school. School administrators say they’re planning to handle things as they have — encouraging students to work with school counselors and social workers to come up with a plan to tell their families.”

    OK, let me see if I understand this correctly. The student is one gender at school, and the other at home? Is this like that Rose McGowan movie, Devil in the Flesh, where she leaves the house in conservative clothes, then shows at school in a slutty outfit? Because that’s not how transgender works.

    Also, how many actual transgender students are they that they need a policy in the first place?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Notice the implication that the parents are troglodyte transphobics and the teachers and staff are enlightened good thinkers?

      This is what the bureaucrats and public health officials think of you.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Considering it now garners attention and adoration among peers and it is all taken on what someone just says and not anything else, I would assume a lot.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s nearly an epidemic among middle school age girls.

      • Count Potato

        Then they aren’t actually trans.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No kidding

        But they’re being encouraged into this system that isolates them from their parents and reinforces their delusions, or even just social opportunism.

      • Shpip

        Whomever said “Trans is the new goth” pretty much hit the nail on the head.

    • Suthenboy

      Brrrrr brrrr b rrr argledy bargldy boobity bloop. These people dont know up from down, which shoe to put on which foot, a man from a woman. What Bezmenov said…no matter how much information you give them they cannot draw a sensible conclusion.
      As I was told recently by a prog – facts dont matter.

    • wdalasio

      That almost sounds like it’s designed to be be abused by a sociopath with an agenda.

      There’s a lot of talk about getting rid of qualified immunity for police. I’m not averse to the idea. But, maybe they should also look at getting rid of it for politicians.

    • commodious spittoon

      They’re encouraging children to “out” themselves for social esteem. This garbage is no different than facilitated writing.

      • Nephilium

        Just wait until the recovered memory specialists get their hands on them in ten years or so.

      • commodious spittoon

        That’s what I meant to say.

        I’m waiting for the medical malpractice attorneys to get their hands on them.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      The commie plan is to break the bonds of parental rights and to make sure kids trust the state and not their parents.

      Commies in russia had kids ratting out their parents, then sent the little brainwashed kids to foster homes to be neglected.

      Its evil as fuck and american commies deserve whats coming.

  12. Winston

    Kinda sad seeing Jeffy’s illusions about NYC being destroyed so rapidly:

    December 24, 2019:

    https://www.aier.org/article/the-serious-reason-for-commerce-in-the-christmas-season/

    Here I was at the heart of the world’s most wonderful city, the financial and arguably cultural center of the planet Earth, a city whose wonders never stop revealing themselves, with a complexity and majesty that defies human comprehension, with seemingly no limit to the upward reach of buildings and the number of buildings seeking to be more awesome than the last

    Compare this to last week:

    https://brownstone.org/articles/comedy-and-tragedy-in-two-americas/

    Two weeks ago, I was in New York City for the first time since before the lockdowns. The whole place had the feeling of a city struggling to come to life after the apocalypse. People were making the best-possible effort to seem normal, be happy, spend money, smile at each other, and find a path back to normal life. Restaurants had barely survived the disaster. Hotels, too. Now they seemed to be operating at about 30% of what is possible.

    The service was terrible because there are so few workers. Even high-end hotels do not change sheets daily. Room service is sketchy. There just aren’t people around to take care of paying customers. The experience is nothing like what everyone has come to expect in this great city. Meanwhile the streets had half as many cars using them as I recalled in my last pre-pandemic visit.

    Just as this was happening, the ideologically ruthless Mayor Bill de Blasio imposed an unworkable policy of a fully vaccinated city. You can’t go to restaurants, concerts, or gyms without showing your vaccine credentials. Only reluctantly did he exempt children from the mandate. The whole policy was confused and haphazard, just a kind of flex toward political correctness, but it absolutely demoralized the entire service sector just struggling to come to life. If the officials in these areas cannot imagine a return of freedom, they will only drive out more residents and businesses.

    Alas this is what complacency and ideological blindness will get you.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: any public policy that depends for its success on 100% compliance of the GenPop is doomed, and you need to get a new policy, fast.

      • Winston

        How damage will it take before they realize this?

      • Winston

        Doesn’t seem the elites will care until there is serious resistance which so far isn’t happening..

      • Bobarian LMD

        How much?

        All of it.

      • Gadfly

        Hell, the public policies against murder don’t get 100% compliance, even when the punishment is death. The idea that you even can get 100% compliance on anything should be laughed out of the room as foolishness.

    • wdalasio

      It would be forgivable if Tucker at least acknowledged he’d missed something. But, he won’t. Ironically, for a libertarian, he’ll chalk it up to the wrong Top Men. Because, to acknowledge that there was something about New York (or Chicago or L.A. or San Francisco or any of our cosmopolitan metropolises) that made this sort of response inevitable would be too much of a blow to his worldview.

      And I’m not saying this to dismiss our metropolises. There really is something genuinely awe-inspiring about the New York skyline. In some ways, it is a testament to human ingenuity and achievement. But, there’s something about them that sours that achievement, that turns it ugly and presumptuous.

      • Bobarian LMD

        But, there’s something about them that sours that achievement, that turns it ugly and presumptuous.

        It’s the people.

        People suck.

      • Winston

        The issue is ironically that Tucker and Boudreaux are stuck in an overly romanticized and idealized past. Yes the cities did produce many liberals in the past but is that an inevitable law of history?

        It is clear that Tucker and Boudreaux (along with Rothbard, Friedman, Hayek, Mises, Spencer, etc.) did not forsee the rise of the pajama class and that they would have actual power. Also they did not forsee that the “interpendence” wrought by urbanization might lead to terrible ideas bring spread.

        Also they clearly overestimated the liberalizing effects of consumerism.

        I mean judging from what I have read the “city air will set us free” mindset is based on the assumptions that: since urbanites have to deal with large groups of people an urbanite will believe in decentralized and limited government, urbanites must be literate and liberals are literate so urbanites will be liberal, also since an urbanite must buy food he will therefore be a laissez capitalist, urbanites also depend on imported goods so they will be free traders and therefore laissez Faire capitalists, urbanites depend of technology so liberal, war cuts off trade routes so urbanites will be antiwar too…

      • Winston

        Here is Mises saying much of the stuff I have been talking about:

        https://mises.org/library/origins-nazism

        To the masses books and theaters were unknown. They were the poor serfs in the eastern provinces, they were the inhabitants of the Catholic countries, who only slowly succeeded in freeing themselves from the tight grasp of the Counter-Reformation. Even in the more advanced western parts and in the cities there were still many illiterates and semiliterates. These masses were not concerned with any political issue; they obeyed blindly, because they lived in fear of punishment in hell, with which the church threatened them, and in a still greater fear of the police. They were outside the pale of German civilization and German cultural life; they knew only their regional dialects, and could hardly converse with a man who spoke only the German literary language or another dialect. But the number of these backward people was steadily decreasing. Economic prosperity and education spread from year to year. More and more people reached a standard of living which allowed them to care for other things besides food and shelter, and to employ their leisure in something more than drinking. Whoever rose from misery and joined the community of civilized men became a liberal. Except for the small group of princes and their aristocratic retainers practically everyone interested in political issues was liberal. There were in Germany in those days only liberal men and indifferent men; but the ranks of the indifferent continually shrank, while the ranks of the liberals swelled.

        I am not sure if Mises is expressing his actual opinions or what the German liberals of the time felt though?

      • rhywun

        NYC was broken decades ago by a machine that throws billions of dollars at people in order to keep them unproductive. All for political power.

      • Winston

        And it took Jeff Tucker and Don Boydreaux until now to realize that…

      • l0b0t

        To be fair, I haven’t been to Manhattan since 2018, but Prospect Park is absolutely packed, with about 60%-70% masking at the BRIC Biggie Smalls tribute concert (Busta Rhymes, Lil Kim & Junior Mafia, The Lox, DJ Stretch Armstrong, DJ Steph Cakes, DJ Enuff).

      • Gadfly

        Cities, being concentrations of people, will always be concentrations of the very best and very worst that mankind can produce.

      • C. Anacreon

        When they are good they are very very good,
        And when they are bad they are horrid.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Not so sure. I think the ratios of good, normal, and bad people are same in rural and cities just more people in cities.

        On the other hand, if you choose to live in crime infested, shit covered streets and ignore the suffering of your fellow man, maybe you are just not normal or good.

        In other words, only bad people can stand to live in cities.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Yep, and right up front in the pic, too.

    • Suthenboy

      I have never been happier to be proven wrong.

    • Gadfly

      I’m torn on that. On the one hand it is of course good that those people will not have to suffer at the hands of the Taliban. On the other hand, sending the message that you will be saved if you just push through will have (and already has had) serious negative side effects.

    • Ozymandias

      Disagree, Tulip.
      Unless those are the last women, look at how many men are on that plane. That ain’t chivalry by a long shot. Sorry.
      That picture doesn’t prove what you think it proves…unless those were the last women left in Kabul.

      • Tulip

        I’m pushing back at the ‘they left all the women’ behind scrap you were pushing, largely based on an old photos that had nothing to do with this. I’m arguing YOU don’t have the evidence you claim to have for your very ugly opinions. So out up, or shut up.

  13. kinnath

    Doomed I tell you

    Sens. Wicker, King, Hickenlooper test positive for Covid-19 after vaccination

    Wicker, a Republican from Mississippi, and King, an independent from Maine who caucuses with Democrats, both tested positive for the virus following mild symptoms, according to their statements, released earlier in the day. Later on Thursday, Hickenlooper, a Democrat from Colorado, announced that he, too, tested positive following mild symptoms.

    I won’t wish them ill, but I will note it would be a 2 fer 1 deal that would swing the Senate.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I certainly wouldn’t miss that idiot Hickenlooper.

    • Translucent Chum

      In a sane world, people would see the vaccines don’t work like other vaccines. I guess there is some decent evidence they prevent more serious disease, but it’s pretty clear they don’t prevent transmission. I guess we’re not allowed to talk about that or just understand covid is going to do it’s thing regardless of the theater of masks, distancing, etc.

      • grrizzly

        In the US the current hysterical push to mandate vaccines started exactly when mainstream sources admitted that the vaccines are not that effective and don’t prevent transmission.

      • rhywun

        We used to understand this when the flu came around every fall/winter.

      • rhywun

        *glances at television, sees five thousand nine hundred and seventy-second transmission of “LET’S KEEP OUR SCHOOLS COVID-FREE!” propaganda bit, bangs heads against desk*

      • Gustave Lytton

        In a sane world, people would see the vaccines don’t work like other vaccines.

        People have their own longtime ideas of what vaccines are, how they work, side effects, and the efficacy. Like many simplistic assumed models, it has a number of flaws all along the way but mostly work or near enough that ordinary it isn’t examined closely. Except for religious nuts or crazy (precovid) antivaxxers.

    • robc

      Mild symptoms. This vacc is just like flu vaccs. Maybe he helps prevent it, but it makes it milder if you still get it. And if you are young and healthy, no need to bother.

      I stand behind my original assessment.

      If I was 71, I would have been first in line to get it. At 51, I got it when it was convenient. At 31, I wouldn’t bother.

      And I aint carrying around proof that I had it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      You were so close…

      • Bobarian LMD

        A lambskin condom increases the sensation of closeness, but is less effective in virus transmission.

      • Suthenboy

        Isn’t that basically fucking a sheep?

      • kinnath

        Sort of a “turducken” thing inside a thing inside a thing kind of thing.

      • blackjack

        Only if she lies down on Broadway.

  14. Rebel Scum

    *Warfare state salivates*

    The Nigerian president warned in his opinion piece that the U.S. departure from Afghanistan did not mean the so-called war on terror was winding down. He said said the threat is merely shifting to a new frontline – in Africa.

    He cited the rising threat of terrorist groups in Africa, from Boko Haram in Nigeria and the Sahel region to al-Shabab in Somalia and a rising insurgency in Mozambique.

    But Buhari lamented that Western allies, “bruised by their Middle East and Afghan experiences,” were not prioritizing Africa. …

    “It is very likely that the developments in Afghanistan could definitely spur terrorist groups within Africa. It will embolden them, it will make them look at the bigger picture, which is the fact that resilience and a continuation of their efforts could lead to victory,” Adamu said.

    But while Buhari praised U.S. airstrikes in July against al-Shabab in Somalia, he emphasized that U.S. military forces on the ground in Africa is not what is needed.

    He said what Africa needs most is U.S. investment in infrastructure to help provide jobs and economic opportunities for the rapidly growing population.

    Oh…

    • Winston

      Is he a prince with a great investment opportunity?

      • R.J.

        I miss the Nigerian princes. I put one on a conference call during a meeting and the entire room played him. Dude never broke character. Now it is non-stop car warranty calls. Booooring!

    • blackjack

      No mention of the anti-vaxxers?

    • rhywun

      We could give it a snappy name like, oh, “belt and road initiative”.

    • Gadfly

      The US can’t save the world, and shouldn’t try to.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    This 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold was the first mainstream pinup for straight women, back when feminism was about sexual liberation and not shrill hectoring. Cosmopolitan editor Helen Gurley Brown saw it as a victory for women whose “visual appetites” had been ignored by male magazine editors and proprietors.

    And now I’m wondering if women and girls made a habit of checking out men’s underwear ads. Because fair’s fair.

    • pistoffnick

      +1 Sears big catalog

  16. The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

    That’s only my second h/t in, like, forever.

    And I’ve been on the ‘Net since before it was “the ‘Net.”

    Thanks, Tonio.

  17. The Gunslinger

    RIP Bill Freehan.

    When Freehan retired following the 1976 season, he held the major league records for chances (10,714), putouts (9,941) and fielding average for a catcher (.993).

    • robc

      44.8 career WAR. Nice total. Hall of Pretty Damn Good.

      He got 2 HoF votes in 1982. Seems low, but considering there were 12 future HoFers on the ballot, it makes sense.

      • The Gunslinger

        He might not be in Cooperstown but from everything I read he was a Hall of Fame quality person. Married to his wife since 1963. Been battling dementia and has been in hospice care.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Good God.

      Jill smothering him with a pillow would be a mercy at this point. Just let the poor bastard exit gracefully.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Never feel sorry for him.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This! A lifetime of graft, corruption, and “service to his constituents” means he deserves 100X more.

        Jill’s pillow might be a mercy to us, though.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Surely these things will be entered in the database of Biden’s lies that WaPo is managing just like they did for Trump, right?

      • Count Potato

        Before Bezos bought it, WaPo kept a list of Hilary’s lies. If I recall, it was six volumes long.

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Not mine, wish it were though.

    Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
    Lou: ‘Why not?’
    Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
    Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
    Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
    Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
    Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
    Bud: ‘Yes.’
    Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
    Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
    Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
    Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
    Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
    Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
    Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
    Bud: ‘Ok.’
    Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
    Bud: ‘That’s right.’
    Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Certainly.’
    Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
    Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
    Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
    Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
    Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
    Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
    Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
    Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
    Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
    Bud: ‘I know.’
    Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
    Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
    Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
    Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
    Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
    Bud: ‘Correct.’
    Lou: ‘Why not?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
    Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
    Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
    Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
    Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
    Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
    Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
    Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
    Bud: ‘Third base.’

    • Drake

      But Brawndo has what plants crave.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Impressively flat stomach.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Photoshop and plastic surgery can work wonders!

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Icky local school board defies virtuous state mandates on accommodation of transgender students, progs suddenly don’t like govt agencies going rogue.

    Just don’t leave those mask mandates to chance. They should be made inescapable, if need be, governor be damned.

  20. Rebel Scum

    “Turn in your weapons. We will protect you.”

    Fatalities were reported on Thursday after the Taliban opened fire at an Independence Day rally in a regional Afghanistan town where protesters were flying the flag used by the former Western-backed government. …

    The Islamist fighters’ actions reportedly left several people dead, whether by the gunfire or the stampede it caused. Al Jazeera claimed “at least two” fatalities and eight injured.

    “Hundreds of people came out on the streets,” said eyewitness Mohammed Salim, as quoted by Reuters.

    “At first I was scared and didn’t want to go but when I saw one of my neighbours joined in I took out the flag I have at home,” Salim recounted.

    “Several people were killed and injured in the stampede and firing by the Taliban.”

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of “cases” what’s the actual word on Abbot? Symptoms?

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Republican released a Twitter video on Tuesday evening and said he has been tested daily, and today was his first positive test.

        Abbott said the fact that he is fully vaccinated ‘may be one reason I’m really not feeling any symptoms right now. I have no fever, no aches and pains, no other types of symptoms’.

        Or it was a false positive, because the media and medical community seem to ignore the exceptionally high likelihood of that happening when a person is tested on a daily basis.

  22. Count Potato

    “The US Capitol was put in lockdown on Thursday while police negotiated with a man in a pick-up truck demanding airstrikes in Afghanistan to ‘kick the Taliban’s a**’ and asking to speak to Joe Biden before he surrendered to police after a five hour standoff.

    The man in the truck was 49-year-old Ray Roseberry from North Carolina. At 9.15am this morning, he drove his black pick-up truck onto the sidewalk outside the Library of Congress, opposite the Capitol building.

    Congress is in recess so no elected officials are there but there are staffers who are still working in the Capitol buildings.

    Roseberry called 911, reporting that he had a bomb and wanted to speak to the President. He then started a Facebook livestream – that has since been removed – but where he claimed he had a ‘tannerite bomb’ and wanted to speak to Joe Biden, saying the ‘revolution is here’ and complaining about the election.

    He is demanding airstrikes in Afghanistan, where tens of thousands are waiting to be rescued by the US military after Biden’s decision to withdraw troops.

    He surrendered to police shortly before 2.30pm. Police are yet to clear the area of ascertain if the bomb is real.

    His wife told NBC that he had never voted in his life before Trump ran for office and that he was distraught over Biden’s election victory last year.

    A police officer said at a press conference after Roseberry had surrendered that he had also recently mourned the loss of his mother. His family said he had other ‘issues’. Roseberry, a registered Republican, is now in custody. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9908813/Police-probing-report-explosive-truck-near-Capitol.html

    He definitely had other issues.

    • Ownbestenemy

      He had issues and I feel for him because we just witnessed in real time someone having their worst day. This is tying in nicely for Dems and people out for blood regarding tHe INsurRection.

      “His wife told NBC that he had never voted in his life before Trump ran for office and that he was distraught over Biden’s election victory last year.”

      That is all we will hear from here on out about this.

      • Ed Wuncler

        Oh fuck. The Left is going to use this guy’s mental breakdown as a fucking cudgel to deflect from the failures of the economy and Afghanistan.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nobody on the Right cares anymore and the number of people on the Left who do care is dwindling.

        At this rate, give it a couple of years and more than 50% of people will not give a shit when somebody burns down the FBI and DOJ buildings.

      • gbob

        I mean, ill care enough to drive over and dance a jig over the ruins.

    • Drake

      I’m a tad suspicious…

      • slumbrew

        Isn’t that Johnny Sins?

        I mean, I have no idea who that is.

      • DEG

        It’s Johnny Sins.

      • UnCivilServant

        Look, those poor quadruplets already have the problem of having to share the same first name. Give them a break.

      • l0b0t

        HOLY MACKEREL! That Army picture. I thought the French hat replaced the patrol cap many years ago, a 40+ year old E1/E2, and do E1/E2 go to the trouble of getting sewn-on rank insignia?

      • slumbrew

        I’m sure there was some French stuff involved.

    • Translucent Chum

      If you don’t start killing people I’m going to blow other people up!

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      This is way worse than that Bernie supporter shooting up the Republican softball game.

  23. UnCivilServant

    I don’t know if it was the walk, the rain, or the mental tirade where I cursed myself out for ninety minutes for being a lazy slob, but I’m calmer and less agitated now.

    Plus, four miles.

    • waffles

      Good going UCS. I need to get after it more. I have at least 10-15lbs I’d love to lose and I’m just plain sick of being so inactive.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thank you.

        I’ve had to just pick a time and force myself to stick to it. End of work day was my pick.

    • Nephilium

      If I didn’t have to wait for a change (that was postponed from yesterday afternoon when someone didn’t show up), I’d be burning out some rage on a bicycle right now. As it stands, I’m probably taking tomorrow off and just heading out to ride all day.

      • Tres Cool

        I used to do long rides often. Even a couple centuries (RIP Huffman 100).
        I need to get back on the bike.

      • Nephilium

        And still waiting for the deployment since one thing that was supposed to have been done wasn’t. The guy who said he did it (of course) didn’t join the call.

        Getting even more annoyed now.

      • Nephilium

        And it’s now been an hour, and they fucked up the implementation so badly that no one pointed out that their menu options wouldn’t fucking work.

        Rage full.

        Wellness day tomorrow confirmed.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      My money’s on the “four miles.”

      I’m not doing anywhere near enough of that these days . . .

    • Tres Cool

      I was always told that exercise gets your endocrine system going, and endorphins get released (see also; runner’s high). Prolly got some dopamine banging around in that melon of yours, which is calming.

      4 miles is impressive. Nice work, pilgrim.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thank you.

        I’m doing it because I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.

      • Tres Cool

        A few years ago, when I started my ersatz “low-carb” diet, I also began walking (which is humiliating for a former runner). All the days I didnt want to walk, and keep my ass on the couch or in front of a computer I told myself “Ok, put on your shoes and just walk to the corner. You’re not obligated to walk (x) miles.” As long as I could get over the hurdle of making the effort to step out the door, then it was on. Just get those first couple steps in, and the rest works itself out.

      • Nephilium

        The first mile is the hardest, the last mile the easiest.

      • UnCivilServant

        My hangup is I also feel humiliated when my distance is too short. The one mile days or just to the post office only reinforces that “you fat, lazy barstard” feeling. It doesn’t matter that it was 82 out and I was melting by the time I got home from the post office, 1.4 miles was too short.

      • Tulip

        You were seriously ill. Be kind to yourself. You’re setting the habit.

      • Tundra

        Absolutely. Even just being outside for that time does miraculous things for you.

      • Deplorableme

        I’ve heard it said, that the hardest exercise at the gym is opening the door. I believe it.

    • Tundra

      Atta boy! My walks are absolutely my sanity generator.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m still unhappy at these long gaps in my record of what is supposed to be a daily walk.

      • Tundra

        Doesn’t matter. You’re always just one walk away from back on track.

    • Gadfly

      You may be a slob, but I gotta say that anyone who can mount a 90 minute tirade is not lazy. That takes stamina and dedication.

      Also, four miles ain’t lazy either.

  24. robc

    My mental image of Ozy now has to change.

    I guess I know what two glibs look like in real life now, DEG and Ozy.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Yeah, I kept envisioning Ozy as an older, wiser, greyer and taller version of Tom Cruise in “A Few Good Men.”

      • Ozymandias

        Shorter, swarthier, and angrier…

    • Tres Cool

      GT is cuter than a lil’ ol’ bug’s ear. Luckily for her husband, I swore-off redheads after I divorced the former Ms. Tres.

      She’s also about 250 lbs. below my weight class.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I look like my Avatar, oh it’s me in the avatar…..

    • slumbrew

      I suspect the Marines covet his jawline for recruiting ads.

    • UnCivilServant

      Okay, clue in this clueless guy, what is a ‘wojak’?

      • Tres Cool

        Biden stumbling over his words…..”woah, jack”

      • waffles

        Wojak is any variation of that cartoon guy pictured. Each different character is a different wojak. In this image a soyjack (soy wojak) talks to an Islamist chad wojak with the three main female wojaks behind him. It’s a meme format that forms a nice millennial – zoomer bridge.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “They meme better than the left” hahahahaha

      • Gadfly

        One of the replies to that tweet is “Right wing memers be like: [GIF] Finally, a worthy opponent.”

        I LOL’d.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That guy is a quality shitposter

      “I can CONFIRM, as a DIRECT Q CORRESPONDENT, that Trump, the real secret president, had Biden installed purposefully for him to take the fall for the Afghan withdrawal (which the generals refused to do correctly).”

      and now I know why I like him

      “I think I just genetically can’t comply to things. I’m like 80% viking by blood, what do you want?”

    • Ted S.

      Is Kojak halal?

      • UnCivilServant

        He’s a Greek with a Polish name, they fucking hate him.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    It’s only money

    The U.S. Education Department announced Thursday that it is discharging the outstanding student loans of more than 323,000 borrowers who have significant, permanent disabilities, and will remove barriers for borrowers who qualify for this relief in the future. The announcement will erase some $5.8 billion in debt and marks a significant step toward fixing a troubled debt relief program meant to help borrowers with disabilities.

    NPR’s reporting over the past two years has shown that a fraction of eligible borrowers have been getting the relief they’re entitled to under the federal Total and Permanent Disability Discharge program, which dates back to 1965. In fact, many borrowers didn’t know they were eligible at all.

    “Today’s action removes a major barrier that prevented far too many borrowers with disabilities from receiving the total and permanent disability discharges they are entitled to under the law,” U.S. Education Secretary Miguel Cardona.

    The program is meant to wipe out the student loan debt of Americans who can no longer work due to a significant disability. But, until now, borrowers who qualified for the program had to apply for the relief.

    Now, relief will become automatic for those who are identified through a data match with the Social Security Administration. The next match is in September, and based on those who were identified in June, the department expects more than 323,000 people to receive relief amounting to $5.8 billion.

    Next, a wave of ADA suits against schools who decline to admit the disabled.

    Another lap around the drain.

    • rhywun

      “I swear, my hands just fell off. Now gimmie.”

  26. Drake

    A guy at my gym is called “Conspiracy Bob”. He can be a crank – but predicted the endless covid madness in March 2020. When the gym reopened, I saw people have that exact conversation with him.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Does he spot them? ?

      • Drake

        Bob’s too skinny – not a good choice.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hey, I resemble that!

  27. Rebel Scum

    I, for one, am shocked.

    “Taliban militants are intensifying a search for people they believe worked with U.S. and NATO forces, including among the crowds of Afghans at Kabul’s airport, and have threatened to kill or arrest their family members if they cannot find them, according to a confidential United Nations document,” the Times said Thursday. “The document, from a U.N. threat-assessment adviser, directly contradicted the militant group’s public assurances that it would not seek revenge on members and supporters of the toppled government.”

    The Times added that the Taliban appear to have a “list of people” that they intend to “question and punish,” and Taliban fighters are going door-to-door “arresting and/or threatening to kill or arrest family members of target individuals unless they surrender themselves to the Taliban.”

    I heard the Biden admin was sending a strongly worded letter to the Taliban. Trump would send one as well, but it would be attached to a hellfire missile. Biden (or whoever is pulling the strings) treats insolent GOP governors and other political opposition worse that he treats the Taliban.

    • The Other Kevin

      They just want to find those people so they can grant them amnesty in person.

    • wdalasio

      I heard the Biden admin was sending a strongly worded letter to the Taliban.

      Or he’d ask them for pointers. I mean, isn’t “revenge on members and supporters of the toppled government” sort of a key element of Democratic policy at this point?

    • Gadfly

      I wonder if giving the Taliban no quarter would have been a more effective way to fight them. I sometimes think the US is too nice these days to defeat a properly motivated enemy. A great deal of historic American victories were achieved by playing dirty, after all.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Okay, clue in this clueless guy, what is a ‘wojak’?

    The first thing I thought of was the guy from Barney Miller.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Additional shocking revelations.

    The Taliban has a hit list of known Christians they are targeting to pursue and kill. The US Embassy is defunct and there is no longer a safe place for believers to take refuge. All borders to neighboring countries are closed and all flights to and from have been halted, with the exception of private planes. People are fleeing into the mountains looking for asylum. They are fully reliant on God, who is the only One who can and will protect them.

    The Taliban are going door-to-door taking women and children. The people must mark their house with an “X” if they have a girl over 12 years old, so that the Taliban can take them. If they find a young girl and the house was not marked they will execute the entire family. If a married woman 25 years or older has been found, the Taliban promptly kill her husband, do whatever they want to her, and then sell her as a sex slave.

    Husbands and fathers have given their wives and daughters guns and told them that when the Taliban come, they can choose to kill them or kill themselves—it is their choice.

    This seems a bit over the top to be true, yet I find it believable.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      • Suthenboy

        It is Afghanistan. There is nothing extraordinary about those claims, but who knows?

      • Gadfly

        I doubt it’s happening in Kabul, but I would not be surprised if it has happened in some of the far flung villages. I’ve been told that either the Koran or certain Hadiths do condone the taking of the women of infidels as the prize of war, so if true this would not at all be an extraordinary action on the part of the Taliban.

    • The Other Kevin

      It does get murky at this point. I remember in the run up to Desert Storm, there were stories about the Iraqi army eating animals in the Kuwait zoo. Information is sometimes a weapon. But do they really need to exaggerate? Based on the number of people trying to escape, there were lots of bad things on the way. And there should be plenty of video documentation this time around.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It wouldn’t be the first time a Christian charity has trumped up charges of crimes against humanity in order to spur donations.

      • Animal

        I saw the Kuwait City zoo. I don’t know about eating them, but there sure were a lot of dead animals.

      • UnCivilServant

        All that would take would be the zookeepers running away or just not showing up to work.

        The kind of thing that happens when a foreign army rolls into town.

      • Animal

        Yeah, but these animals had bullet holes in them.

      • UnCivilServant

        That is an important detail. I wasn’t going to write-in any additional information into your witnessing of events.

        Since the fall of Kuwait wasn’t exactly a block by block slog, I don’t think the animals were just in the crossfire.

    • Tundra

      It does have a “babies pulled from incubators” feel to it.

      That said, I hope it’s only propaganda.

    • limey

      Husbands and fathers have given their wives and daughters guns and told them that when the Taliban come, they can choose to kill them or kill themselves—it is their choice.

      Kill as many as you can. You’re going down anyway?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      It does sound over the top, but if I were around during WW2 and heard stories about concentration camps, I would have said, “I don’t know. That sounds of the top.”

      • Gadfly

        Which, in fact, is what most people said.

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    Plastic anti-Covid barriers now common in public places have little effect on the virus, and in some cases could help it spread, research suggests.https://t.co/3YsYdIaQcD— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 19, 2021

    Can’t read because paywall, but headline tells me everything.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Also, pretty sure this was pointed out by not-the-NYT a long time ago.

      • Count Potato

        It was.

    • rhywun

      Now do “masks”.

      • Deplorableme

        Exactly. The only thing a mask (non-N95) “might” do is diffuse the exhaled vapors over a larger volume of space. COVID concentration (viral load) is real thing, and I can sort of see the logic here, but I haven’t seen any definitive studies that shows that these masks make any significant difference. They definitely wouldn’t work on an inhaled breath without HEPA styled filters. So if a barrier does little to nothing, a porous mask can’t be effective either.

      • rhywun

        The studies, such as they are, are inconclusive.

        In sum, of the 14 RCTs that have tested the effectiveness of masks in preventing the transmission of respiratory viruses, three suggest, but do not provide any statistically significant evidence in intention-to-treat analysis, that masks might be useful. The other eleven suggest that masks are either useless—whether compared with no masks or because they appear not to add to good hand hygiene alone—or actually counterproductive.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Every RCT has shown no statistically significant difference. That’s pretty conclusive.

      • rhywun

        I was trying to be charitable.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      Do people forget that humans are supposed to share some degree of germs to make for strong immune systems?

      I for one cant wait to drive 120 mph on atlanta interstates again when all the folks scared of sars-covid part II quarantine at home for two weeks.

  31. Count Potato

    “OnlyFans to Bar Sexually Explicit Videos Starting in October

    OnlyFans is getting out of the pornography business.

    Starting in October, the company will prohibit creators from posting material with sexually explicit conduct on its website, which many sex workers use to sell fans explicit content. They’ll still be allowed to put up nude photos and videos, provided they’re consistent with OnlyFans’ policy, the company said Thursday.

    The popularity of the social-media service exploded during the pandemic as sex workers, musicians and online influencers used it to charge fans for exclusive access to photos, videos and other material. OnlyFans has attracted more than 130 million users.

    That popularity also brought with it additional scrutiny, and OnlyFans is positioning itself more as a forum for musicians, fitness instructors and chefs than sex workers. While many of its most-popular creators post videos of themselves engaging in sexual behavior, several mainstream celebrities like Bella Thorne, Cardi B and Tyga have also set up accounts.

    The changes are needed because of mounting pressure from banking partners and payment providers, according to the company. OnlyFans is trying to raise money from outside investors at a valuation of more than $1 billion.”

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-08-19/onlyfans-to-block-sexually-explicit-videos-starting-in-october

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Who does pornhub bank with?

      Perhaps they’re trying to go public and screw some investors instead.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s going to crash and burn.

      Your site is known for porn. Going “No Porn, we want to go legit” will just drive off those users you want to leverage to make money.

      • The Other Kevin

        There are plenty of other sites where you can charge for content that is not porn. This was their niche.

    • Ted S.

      Does drugs falling out of people’s asses count as sexually explicit?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Rule 34 says yes.

    • Q Continuum

      I’m sensing an opportunity to fill an instant market demand…

    • Gadfly

      Starting in October, the company will prohibit creators from posting material with sexually explicit conduct on its website, which many sex workers use to sell fans explicit content. They’ll still be allowed to put up nude photos and videos, provided they’re consistent with OnlyFans’ policy, the company said Thursday.

      To me that sounds like trying to have your cake and eat it too.

    • Tundra

      …87% of black Canadians do not want to return to the office due to the racist environment because offices suck balls.”

    • UnCivilServant

      There are black Canadians?

      • The Other Kevin

        When contacted, all both of them said the same thing.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        87%. That’s more like 8 of them.

      • Winston

        Descendants of the escaped slaves and immigrants from Africa and Caribbean…

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re supposed to pull out the canadian census figures too.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Yeah, but they’re all from Jamaica and live in Toronto.

  32. Brochettaward

    Trump’s last Secretary of Defense claims that Trump plan to pull out of Afghanistan was a “ruse.” Long story short – he claims the goal was to force the Afghan government to negotiate with the Taliban, and basically cede control to them. Taliban in exchange would become the dominant power in the country, but have to accept a permanent US anti-terrorism presence.

    I don’t really buy this. I mean, if it could have been pulled off, it would have been a real coup for Trump. But there’s no way the Taliban was ever going to accept a permanent American presence as a way of life. I find it hard to believe that anyone really thought this was a realistic option. I think Miller is simply trying to defend his own reputation and pushing his own longshot dream ending for Afghanistan as the plan.

    • blackjack

      I swear I was gonna pull out! Sorry you own it for the next 18 20 years.

  33. ignoreLander

    Just bought your book, sight unseen, Ozymandias. Will be here in a few days. Cheers mate.

    • Tundra

      Take your blood pressure meds before reading.

      • ignoreLander

        Ugh. Well, I always say, better to know than not know… Right?

        I mean, that’s right, right?

        Right?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        it’s a good book

      • DEG

        Yes it is.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wasn’t happy with the ending though.

      • Gadfly

        On the other hand, they do say that “ignorance is bliss”.

    • Ozymandias

      You can join the booming club! All 13 of us (including my mom… who hasn’t actually read it)

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Portents and auguries

    For the first time on record, precipitation on Saturday at the summit of Greenland — roughly two miles above sea level — fell as rain and not snow.

    Temperatures at the Greenland summit over the weekend rose above freezing for the third time in less than a decade. The warm air fueled an extreme rain event that dumped 7 billion tons of water on the ice sheet, enough to fill the Reflecting Pool at the National Mall in Washington, DC, nearly 250,000 times.
    It was the heaviest rainfall on the ice sheet since record keeping began in 1950, according to the National Snow and Ice Data Center, and the amount of ice mass lost on Sunday was seven times higher than normal for this time of year.
    Ted Scambos, a senior research scientist at the National Snow and Ice Data Center at the University of Colorado, said this is evidence Greenland is warming rapidly.
    “What is going on is not simply a warm decade or two in a wandering climate pattern,” Scambos told CNN. “This is unprecedented.”

    enough to fill the Reflecting Pool at the National Mall in Washington, DC, nearly 250,000 time

    !!!!!

    Think of all the public health experts you could drown.

    • rhywun

      Make Greenland a barren wasteland again.

      • UnCivilServant

        I still think we should buy Greenland. Maybe they’ll take Puerto Rico in trade.

      • rhywun

        Hell yes. Then melt it down, start digging, and profit $$$.

      • UnCivilServant

        Bottle the glacial ice and sell that too.

      • Fatty Bolger

        It’s chock full of heady goodness.

    • Suthenboy

      Breaking news…the last ice age is ending.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    At this rate, give it a couple of years and more than 50% of people will not give a shit when somebody burns down the FBI and DOJ buildings.

    I’m pretty much in “pyramid of skulls” territory.

    • Nephilium

      Blood for the blood god!

      • UnCivilServant

        I think I’ve already been chosen by Nurgle.

        Thanks for the offer, though.

      • l0b0t

        A thousand years ago, plans were set in motion to make you leave that comment. Sneeze, Changer Of The Ways FTW!

      • UnCivilServant

        You mean liar and claimer of unearned credit.

  36. limey

    Way to go, Ozy!

    • Drake

      Yes – clear, concise, informative…

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Also

    As human-caused climate change warms the planet, ice loss has rapidly increased. A major UN climate report released this month concluded that the burning of fossil fuels led to Greenland melting over the past two decades. A recent study published in the journal Cryosphere found Earth has lost a staggering 28 trillion tonnes of ice since the mid-1990s, a large portion of which was from the Arctic, including the Greenland ice sheet.
    In July, the Greenland ice sheet experienced one of the most significant melting events in the past decade, losing more than 8.5 billion tons of surface mass in a single day, which was enough to submerge Florida in two inches of water. It was the third instance of extreme melting in the past decade, during which time the melting has stretched farther inland than the entire satellite era, which began in the 1970s.

    “submerge Florida in two inches of water”? Where do the come up with this stuff?

    Earth has lost a staggering 28 trillion tonnes of ice

    It’s around here somewhere.

    • UnCivilServant

      Since the 1970s – a cold point in the past century. They love that data point because it sounds so official to say the satellite record is the most accurate (because there is a grain of truth there) but it also happens to begin at an extreme point on a curve that is sinusoidal in form.

      • Sensei

        Related to the Cosmo centerfold?

      • Fatty Bolger

        The “coming ice age” made thick body hair trendy again.

      • UnCivilServant

        Neanderthal Adaptations, Baby.

    • blackjack

      I’d like to have watched the scientists that day. They’re drinking the morning coffee, it’s just another day. At the end they’re wrapping it up and putting the science tools away. “Hey! Wasn’t there 8.5 billion tons more of ice this morning?” Yup, right over there! LOL.

    • Gustave Lytton

      which was enough to submerge Florida in two inches of water.

      Uhh… if it was enough water to submerge FL in two inches of water, shouldn’t the state be underwater right now? Albeit only two inches.

      • Gadfly

        No, because the earth is slightly bigger than Florida, and the water kind of went into the entire Ocean.

        A quick calc says this volume of water would raise the oceans by 0.000768 inches. There’s a reason the article didn’t use a measure that was actually applicable.

      • PutridMeat

        There’s a reason the article didn’t use a measure that was actually applicable.

        Right? I mean why not something like “enough water to bury an area the size the city limits of Eau Claire, WI under 50 miles of water”. That’s just as useful.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Also, when talking about large numbers, it helps to compare them to even larger numbers, to give one a sense of perspective.

      Ask how much water’s in all of our oceans, and how much 28 trillion tonnes of ice compares to that larger total.

      My figuring says that 28 trillion tonnes of ice (ignoring density for the moment, since this is back-of-the-envelope) occupies a volume of 28,000 cubic kilometres. (It would actually be a bit less ’cause ice isn’t as dense as water, but like I said, envelope stuff.) The volume of water in all of the Earth’s oceans is estimated at 1,322,000,000 cubic kilometres. 28,000/1,322,000,000 = 0.0000211800303, or 0.00212% of the Earth’s oceans’ present volume.

      Hmmm. Having a hard time getting too worked up about this. I must be a shitlord.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Cripes, I’m not even drinking yet. ”A bit *more*…” Once it melts, it would be “a bit less…”

    • rhywun

      As human-caused climate change warms the planet

      They asserted, without evidence.

    • slumbrew

      I’m sure all that matter was just destroyed. *Poof* it’s just gone.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know, this might be the one where we finally break out of the current ice age.

      • Fatty Bolger

        That would be nice, but I don’t think it’s the way to bet.

  38. Gadfly

    This 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold was the first mainstream pinup for straight women, back when feminism was about sexual liberation and not shrill hectoring. Cosmopolitan editor Helen Gurley Brown saw it as a victory for women whose “visual appetites” had been ignored by male magazine editors and proprietors.

    Now I’m left wondering if straight women prefer different pinups than gay men. Because IIRC there were a few “beefcake” mags in existence prior to 1972, with several male magazine editors and proprietors publishing “health” magazines that I would have thought could have supplied the “visual appetites” Ms. Brown laments having been ignored.

    • Winston

      Where is Ted S. and will he bring up Search For Beauty?

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sure someone has studied it.

      • rhywun

        Indeed.

        There was lots of stuff to look at but it wasn’t aimed at women.

      • rhywun

        Heh Stern used to play that bit all the time.

        Surely those were aimed at dudes into working out.

        Yeah, sure. ?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        +1 Mr. Joyboy (q.v.)

      • Count Potato

        If I recall Playgirl was supposedly for women, but gays were the ones actually buying it.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Well, I worked at a bookstore, and most of the people buying Playgirl were men. (Often “As a joke for a friend.”)

      • Gadfly

        That’s a sufficient answer to me. Also, “as a joke for a friend” sort of works as a euphemism for what was probably going on, even though it was meant as an excuse/cover.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Cuz Burt!

      My mom’s cool friend showed me her copy, during the Loni Anderson years.

      • Gadfly

        That’s an angle I hadn’t considered: in the 1970s (and while less so even today) there would be many men that women (and men) would like to see more of who would not pose for a gay-oriented magazine but would pose for a straight-woman-oriented magazine. So I guess Ms. Brown had a point, even if it was not exactly the one she was explicitly making.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Er, Sally Field era.

        Concurrent with release of Deliverance, so publicity.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Thanks for getting my Dander up Tundra! although I do like me some Kennedy…

  39. Enough About Palin

    “Our very own Ozy was on the TV to talk about planned mandatory COVID-19 vaxing for servicemembers (h/t BEAM).”

    I , for one, am looking forward to Vaccinated Only water fountains and lunch counters.

    • Suthenboy

      Maybe I am slow but I never understood the urge to create second class citizens.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Helots gonna Helot……

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        They assume money and power are zero sum. Oppressing others results in more of the pie freeing up for the taking.

    • Enough About Palin

      Every time I walk into a warehouse filled with 20-gallon oil drums, in no time at all the drums all look the same.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Sad but true, soon they all look the same, except for the Redheads! Q brings them to me, and I adore….

  40. Suthenboy

    When my son was in….uh…3rd grade? 4th? in order to give him a sense of scale I used a yoga ball to represent the sun and a .17caliber BB to represent the earth. Given that scale the two had to be placed 97 feet apart.

    Warmistas…the sun would like to have a word. It has weather just like we do except that ours depends 100% on that of the sun. No, fuck y ou, I am not giving. you any money.

    • UnCivilServant

      The Space and Rocket senter in Alabama has a similar scale model, of the whole solar system. The sun in is their lobby or by the door (I forget which) and the planets stretched out into the parking lot. On one of my stops there I had to park out by Pluto. That was a long hike.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      ^^

      Nobody has explained to me how the 4% of CO2 that humans contribute annually (which happens to be the same as the margin of variability of natural emissions) is somehow causing this warming. It relies on a hyperfragile climate system where positive feedback piles on positive feedback. Such a system wouldve run away long ago.

      • Suthenboy

        Not to worry. I have planted enough trees to soak up most of that CO2.

      • Fatty Bolger

        If you want a laugh, check out all the handwaving done around the fact that CO2 lags temperature, not the other way around.

      • Suthenboy

        Facts and reason dont matter. Give me your wallet.

  41. Gadfly

    Icky local school board defies virtuous state mandates on accommodation of transgender students, progs suddenly don’t like govt agencies going rogue.

    I’m of the mind that school boards can do what they want, as long as they don’t expect to get paid for it. He who pays the piper calls the tune – if you don’t like the tune (and you may be entirely justified) then don’t rely on others’ funds.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      As if icky laws made in the before time actually matter…

      • Winston

        We are supposed to only ignore the laws I don’t like!

      • Gustave Lytton

        It was so long ago that no one can remember why it was added to the books. My guess, late 80’s… talk about an experimental HIV vaccine and if it was successful, that it would be mandated for high risk positions such as healthcare workers.

      • Nephilium

        Man… I’m glad we got rid of the cunte who was pushing heavily for experimental HIV vaccinations.

        What’s that you say?

    • Hyperion

      This is going to be hilarious. The teacher’s union worthless leaches are absolutely convinced that rules like those are only for the serfs, not less intelligent that your average 5 year old elites like them. Listen to em scream, smell all that awful pants shitting.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Will there? I can imagine the teachers unions are 100% bought into this and look at it as an opportunity to eliminate wrong thinking pests.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Of course they did. Their masters (as opposed to the poor sobs funding them) gave the union heads their marching orders.

      • rhywun

        OFFS.

  42. Gustave Lytton

    Well fuck. RIP Sonny Chiba.

    • Suthenboy

      Damn.

      • Suthenboy

        It is funny. When I think of my own death it does not scare me or bother me in the least. I have a very ‘So what’ attitude about it. It is other people’s passing that bothers me.

    • Mojeaux

      ?

      My daughter went as Beatrix Kiddo for Halloween one year. Everybody knew whom she was immediately. Pretty good for a then-15yo film.

      • UnCivilServant

        How many people did she kill?

      • Mojeaux

        Pffftt. She couldn’t even take a fake sword to school.

      • Suthenboy

        Heh. really. 7th grade I dressed as Cortez and gave a speech on the Aztecs. My thesis was ” What happened to them was too good.” I had a cape, a helmet and wore a sword. A real sword, not a fake one. No one batted an eye. What a different country we live in now.

      • Nephilium

        If she had a real sword, they’d probably have to let her take the fake one in.

    • Count Potato

      RIP, that guy was awesome.

  43. Tulip

    Glib meet up Saturday 1pm at True Food in Ballston. All DC, VA, and MD clubs welcome. Reply here or message me on the Forum. Come meet Deadhead (our resident ultra marathoner and poker expert.)

    • Tulip

      Glibs not clubs

      • Hyperion

        What, we can’t even have clubs? We just cannot have nice things. I’d come down there, but I’m working all weekend, ):. I have to have a break sometime soon, I’m killing me.

    • Suthenboy

      So the ACLU writ large?

      I asked an Englishman once “What happened to the empire the sun never set on?”

      His answer: “You will see.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      How is that different from what they’re pumping out now?

      • Winston

        Making it official…

  44. Winston

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/americas-250th-birthday-will-be-a-commemoration-not-celebration-in-virginia-because-liberals-dont-think-its-worth-celebrating

    The largest county in Virginia, the state once home to America’s greatest Founding Fathers, will not “celebrate” the 250th anniversary of America’s 1776 founding after a “work group” including officials associated with the United States Army and George Washington museums read a survey that showed that liberals don’t think America’s birth is a cause for celebration.

    Thank goodness this stopped with the Confederate Battle Flag…

    • Suthenboy

      Those Afghans we were talking about bringing here…maybe we could work out some kind of swap?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Only if the Hong Kongers are also included.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        And maybe a country to be invaded later.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Greenland seems promising.

  45. LCDR_Fish

    For folks interested.. despair.com is having another little sale – 16 month calendar for the price of 12 months. Always been my kind of humor.

  46. Winston

    Jeff Tucker a while ago wondered why the “Calamity” is happening. One reason seems is that a society that hates itself can’t function and a society filled with non-libertarians will be non-liberatian no matter what constitutional guarantees there are. Amazing how many so-called liberals and libertarians failed to see that happening since Progress and Change Are Good.

    • Suthenboy

      I dont think the people you are talking about are liberal or libertarian. A lot of people that like to hand those signs around their neck are no such thing.

      • Suthenboy

        Hang, not hand. ugh.

    • Winston

      Also there were plenty of warning signs that a calamity might occur. But many of those warnings came from conservatives so those were dismissed as the whinings of reactionaries. Technocracy played a part: our experts went to the Right Schools, had the Right Social Attitudes and Said the Right Things so what could go wrong? And then there was plain old complacency. I imagine Jeff Tucker never really liked Bill deBlasio that much but he did not forsee that he would do what is doing right now.

      • Suthenboy

        “…did not foresee…”

        “Yeah. See those steel rails on either side of where you are standing? See that really bright light in front of you? Hear that shrill whistle? Do you feel that vibration? Those are hints. “

    • Winston

      Not to mention that spending, regulations and military spending were going up before the lockdowns happened with no signs of turning back so its not like the fiscal conservatives, limited government conservatives, minarchists or anti-war libertarians had reason to be optimistic about the future…

    • UnCivilServant

      Thunderstorms predicted?

      I mean, if Zeus is on his way… Hide your women.

      • rhywun

        Thunderstorms predicted?

        I wish. Something to blow away this latest heat wave that isn’t actually an official one but feels like it with my AC dead.

      • Suthenboy

        Damn. My son has a super good telescope. I texted him that info….intermittent thuderstorms here and the sky is completely obscured by clouds.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Who rapes more? Zeus or STEVE SMITH?

      • UnCivilServant

        STEVE.

        Zeus has standards.

  47. trshmnstr the terrible

    Evidently the pandemic has done a number on people’s dental hygiene. I was one of three people in the dentist office at the same time who hadn’t been to a dentist since before covid. The ultrasonic plaque blaster was in high demand.

    • Sean

      Huh. I’ve been seen every six months. I was there the first week they reopened after state ordered shut downs. Man, they were super uptight that visit. The next was better. The last one I didn’t even bother with a mask. They did not hassle me about it.

      • Drake

        My dentist wears some crazy outfit like he’s doing a space walk.

      • Suthenboy

        Any dentist that does not lean in to you with a drill in his hand and ask “Is it safe?’ needs to be in a different line of work.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        They had a masks mandatory sign, but I ignored it and they didn’t hassle me. They made me wear sunglasses, which was weird. I get it from a not getting mouth spray in your eyes perspective, but I think some untainted safety glasses would’ve been better.

    • Suthenboy

      How is it that these people think they have any credibility?

    • Brochettaward

      Honestly, I’m not even sure what their goal is here. I don’t even think it’s propaganda, as the only call to action seems to be a throwaway line at the end for people to all do their part. It seems to just be pathetic self-indulgence. Masturbatory performance theater.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Get people to accept the mask mandate and get vaccinated (and accept a vaccine mandate). Also pity party.

  48. Winston

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MichaelPSenger/status/1428435673535565824

    “Signs the democratic west may be on the brink of a de facto regime change…a much more intrusive style of governance, a more far-reaching surveillance and police state, and a more half-hearted, utilitarian attitude toward civil rights.”

    The [real] liberal,” by contrast, Hayek wrote, “accept[s] changes without apprehension, even though he does not know how the necessary adaptations will be brought about.”

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.economist.com/open-future/2020/01/08/the-power-of-liberalism-can-combat-oppression-in-all-its-forms

    • Brochettaward

      I haven’t clicked your links, but I highly doubt that when he was talking about accepting changes, Hayek meant anything and everything new under the sun. As in, I don’t think he meant a liberal would accept fascism because it was new. I’d honestly guess that if context were actually provided, Hayek was referring to social and technological changes rather than the political. While he is a little too optimistic, I’d wager that you are (perhaps purposefully) confusing his point.

      • Winston

        Well the problem is that once you admit that there are certain ideas that shouldn’t be changed such as inalienable rights or laissez Faire economics then that means you are acknowledging that the are in fact certain ideas, traditions, customs and social norms that are required to have a functioning society then that sounds awfully…reactionary

        Social and technological changes can drive political changes too.

        Also liberals have many times in the past dismissed warning signs of totalitarianism as reactionary nonsense. See Thomas Paine or the Russia Liberals of Tsarist Russia.

        Also this raises the question: is something bad on it own merits or because it is old?

        Also didn’t Hayek argue that fascism is in fact old-school authoritarianism so not a new idea at all?

        And the fact that Communist and now lockdownism have been successful because they wrapped themselves in high-minded liberal ideals not something to be concerned about?

      • Brochettaward

        And the fact that Communist and now lockdownism have been successful because they wrapped themselves in high-minded liberal ideals not something to be concerned about?

        I mean, socialists and commies sell their ideas with high-minded liberal rhetoric. Or at least did until wokism. But the fact that you even point out that Hayek saw fascism/communism as something old despite them being sold as revolutionary changes kind of proves that you are perhaps taking Hayek’s quote about change a bit too literally. He obviously did not accept every change as progress.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Emotional and unprofessional statement, devoid of facts.

    Don’t ask us why we did such a poor job of preparing for the things we have been shrieking about. Don’t ask us why we’re no better at treating this thing than we were eighteen months ago.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Covid? Hah! I’m more concerned with the skin Cancer on my forehead, gotta get that shit burned off!

    • Brochettaward

      You are a monster who is refusing to give these poor heroes time to pause and focus on their own self-care in a time of crisis.

    • Akira

      Don’t ask us why we’re no better at treating this thing than we were eighteen months ago.

      This is what the CDC gets millions of dollars for. To tell you to cower in your home and put a face diaper on and take this “vaccine” that doesn’t actually stop you from spreading the disease.

      But I dunno, it appeared that the CDC had a swift pandemic control plan down to a T since they were studying gun violence, climate change, obesity, and cigarette smoking – things that have nothing to do with infectious disease. If I had an employee who was doing other things that were not their primary job, I’d make sure that their primary job was done 110% first before I let them do other things.

      • one true athena

        And hey all those “public health experts” infesting the government departments of same had all that Very Useful Education as well.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s also incorrect. If the treatment was the same as it was in February or March or even April 2020, the mortality numbers would be much higher. Quite a bit of advancement since. Is there room for more, sure.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Who’s a REAL patriot?

    Republican Rep. Mo Brooks on Thursday responded to a bomb threat that forced the evacuation of numerous buildings on Capitol Hill by saying he understands “citizenry anger directed at dictatorial Socialism.”

    The statement quickly drew heated criticism toward Brooks, who voted to overturn the election of President Joe Biden and is facing a lawsuit from Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell of California, who accuses him of helping to incite the deadly Capitol invasion on Jan. 6.

    “Tell us you stand with the terrorist without telling us you stand with the terrorist,” Swalwell wrote on Twitter in response to Brooks’ statement.

    Rep. Adam Kinzinger, a Republican from Illinois, called Brooks’ statement “evil” in a Twitter post. Kinzinger was one of a handful of Republicans to vote for former President Donald Trump’s impeachment over the Capitol invasion.

    Never admit culpability. Do not, under any circumstances, consider the possibility your actions may have consequences other than what you intended. They teach you that in Democratic Socialist boot camp, apparently.

    • EvilSheldon

      Neocons aren’t very smart. Libertarians are largely parochial and narrow-minded. And leftists are completely crippled by lack of empathy.

    • Akira

      Until Democraps are willing to repudiate the BLM/Antifa rioters who committed arson, robbery, assault, and murder, they can shut the fuck up.

    • The Gunslinger

      This whole government by tweet needs to die a swift death.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s a new one

        California

  51. Mojeaux

    Well, this is … interesting.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Oh my God, coming soon?

      • Ownbestenemy

        *THUMBS UP* Now get into the van

      • rhywun

        To the point. I like it.

    • Suthenboy

      Aaaaand there you have it: “Non-New Zealanders screaming tyranny at a sovereign nation that they don’t belong to and aren’t subject to.”

      We are not subjects no matter how much people like you want to think we are.

    • Brochettaward

      I honestly think that the time when violent revolution would have been justified came and went like over a year ago in the West. It’s very clear to me that no loss of liberty will actually provoke people to action. As long as people are able to live comfortable lives, we’re just going to keep going down the current path to serfdom. Economic collapse is the only thing that I believe will inspire action, but it aint going to produce a more libertarian society (shit – I’m sounding like Winston here). The opposite, really.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        FBI Plant confirmed,

      • Brochettaward

        My post isn’t a call to any action. It’s the opposite as I think any violent movement is likely to produce something even worse than what we currently have. We aint getting more freedom in any of our lifetimes.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Bread and Circuses…we still have those. I have no idea when those luxuries reduce to the point of revolution but it isn’t anytime soon. Fiat Currency rules the day and as long as it’s spread globally we can dilute the effect for a little while longer.

        Though I must say, the attempt to burn it all down in the name of immediate political expediency has been rather breathtaking.

      • CPRM

        Here is $600 a week to not work! Here is $500 a month for having kids!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Thermonuclear War?

      • Mojeaux

        The only way to win is not to play.

    • rhywun

      I’m going to steal Gunslinger’s quip and agree that government by tweet needs to stop. Especially by sneering, fake-hip tweet.

      That is just enraging.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yeah, that wouldn’t sit well with me if that came from my local sheriff’s department.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Some weird shit and France and England dunking with saying “we can do it”. I think it is playing on the fact that majority of Americans wanted out of Afghanistan and reading that as …. we out, what more do you want?

  52. Ownbestenemy

    HAHAHAHA. nice TW twitter but worth it

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Mo Brooks might want to do a little introspection, too, about whether the Republicans should maybe have taken a more proactive role in jerking the health bureaucracy’s chain. Perhaps they sought not to have given away their authority and responsibilities so easily.

  54. CPRM

    I watched a Netflix doc on ‘The Malice in The Palace’, when Ron Artest went into the stands and beat up a fan (the wrong one) after he got a drink thrown at him. A few thoughts.

    1. Even now, 17 years later, the players think it was ok for Artest to do that, and it’s so unfair people got mad at him.
    2. They did the Media clip compilation of the Media calling them ‘Thugs’, and it was all orgs that lean to the left, except 1 clip from some Fox affiliate somewhere. Surely their must be clips of Bill O’Reilly or some other FAUX NEWS anchor saying something vaguely racist to offset this.

    • Brochettaward

      I found the media pearl clutching over that brawl to be more than a little over the top. But that’s generally how I view everything. Almost nothing in life is serious.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “Almost nothing in life is serious.” except the ability to earn a living and the potential of losing your home, and freezing this Winter, nope, not serious at all.
        /and then the Food inflation kicks in…

      • CPRM

        I just saw it, and still do, that Artest was an entitled shit head. If you can’t can’t control your temper when some dick head throws a beer at you and then whine that a dickhead threw a beer at you, and everybody is so mean to you just because you beat up the wrong dickhead who didn’t throw a beer at you, you might be a Redneck someone who isn’t all there.

      • Brochettaward

        So, how much lesser is his offense if he manages to beat the right person?

      • CPRM

        Offense? That sounds like Law talk. I guess it would depend if Michigan was a Stand Your Ground or Duty to Retreat state at the time. But as a man? Doesn’t matter, it’s a pussy move.

      • Not an Economist

        Considering the whole thing started when Artest baited a player on the other team to take a swing at him, I always thought it was a lit bit disingenuous for Artest to get upset when someone baited him.

    • Suthenboy

      I dont think O’Reilly is racist. He has been known to treat staff like shit which means he is a super-asshole, but racist? No.

    • Ozymandias

      I thought it was weak sauce.
      Doesn’t even come close to Mike Milbury, Terry O’Reilly, Peter McNab, and maybe one more(?) going into the stands at MSG, climbing the boards in skates, when someone threw something – a keychain I think – and hit one of the Bruins in the face as he was skating by. Someone on the B’s saw the guy through the glass and the beatings commenced.
      The Artest thing was so pussy by comparison when I watched it that I couldn’t even take it seriously.
      Milbury took a guy’s shoe off while the guy was kicking at him and let the guy have it with the shoe.
      It was awesome.
      I think fans who insert themselves ought to expect to get cracked by the players.
      There are many instances of it in hockey history, at both the Forum and the Old Gahden.

      • Drake

        I remember Cedric Maxwell getting into a fight with a fan during a playoff game in Philadelphia – and getting thrown out. He ended up series MVP, impressive being on a team with a young Larry Bird.
        https://youtu.be/XbNXHJcxbjc

      • Drake

        NOT getting thrown out.

  55. Gender Traitor

    Frisch’s Big Boy got my Swiss Miss right on the first try!?

    • Suthenboy

      And just like that GT wins euphemism of all time.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::takes a bow::

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Hah! were I’m from it’s Bob’s Big Boy, Swiss Miss, Yummy,

      • rhywun

        It was TJ’s Big Boy where I’m from.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        huh, interesting, I don’t think it was a franchise, so how did the name spread across America?

      • rhywun

        I looked it up. It was a franchise and there were a couple dozen different Big Boys.

      • Gender Traitor

        Frisch’s is the regional Big Boy chain out of Cincinnati. It’s where my grandfather always took us out to eat, so I have a very strong sentimental attachment to it.

        Last week it took the kitchen three tries to even get close to a correct Swiss Miss. It’s so hard to find good help these days.

      • Gender Traitor

        Different Swiss Miss.

        And I didn’t know our Swissy identified that way. ::insert “The More You Know” GIF::