Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Following Simple Instructions

by | Aug 11, 2021 | Daily Links | 383 comments

That’s some fine walkin’ there, Joe.


A quick round-up of the vile contacting the hideous to discuss the reprehensible.

Andrew Cuomo’s War Against a Federal Prosecutor

In April, 2014, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo placed a call to the White House and reached Valerie Jarrett, a senior adviser to President Barack Obama. Cuomo was, as one official put it, “ranting and raving.” He had announced that he was shuttering the Moreland Commission, a group that he had convened less than a year earlier to root out corruption in New York politics. After Cuomo ended the group’s inquiries, Preet Bharara, then the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, issued letters instructing commissioners to preserve documents and had investigators from his office interview key witnesses. On the phone with Jarrett, Cuomo railed against Bharara. “This guy’s out of control,” a member of the White House legal team briefed on the call that day recalled Cuomo telling Jarrett. “He’s your guy.”

Jarrett ended the conversation after only a few minutes. Any effort by the White House to influence investigations by a federal prosecutor could constitute criminal obstruction of justice. “He did, in fact, call me and raise concerns about the commission,” Jarrett told me. “As soon as he started talking, and I figured out what he was talking about, I shut down the conversation.” Although Cuomo fumed about Bharara’s efforts, he did not make any specific request before Jarrett ended the call. Nevertheless, Jarrett was alarmed and immediately walked to the office of the White House counsel, Kathryn Ruemmler, to report the conversation. Ruemmler agreed that the call was improper, and told Jarrett that she had acted correctly in ending the conversation without responding to Cuomo’s complaints. “I thought it was highly inappropriate,” the member of the White House’s legal team told me. “It was a stupid call for him to make.” Ruemmler reported the incident to the Deputy Attorney General, James M. Cole, who also criticized the call. “He shouldn’t have been doing that. He’s trying to exert political pressure on basically a prosecution or an investigation,” Cole told me. “So Cuomo trying to use whatever muscle he had with the White House to do it was a nonstarter and probably improper.”

I wonder how long The New Yorker sat on this story. I mean, it was just happenstance that they published it the day Handsy Andy resigned, right? Something I’m sure no one tipped them off in advance about…



Hermit crabs are getting horned up by all the plastic we dump in the ocean

Yesterday, The Washington Post published an article whose headline reads: “Hermit crabs ‘sexually excited’ by plastic pollution in ocean, researchers say.” Because it’s impossible to see this and not immediately want to learn more, we continued onward to find that “a chemical that is leaked from plastic dumped in the ocean is probably arousing hermit crabs.”

Researchers from England’s University Of Hull studied 40 crabs living off the coast of Yorkshire “and found signs that the crustaceans may be ‘sexually excited’ by oleamide—an additive released by plastics found under the sea.” In order to paint this picture a bit better, we’re given the mental image of heavy-breathing, frighteningly horned-up crabs. Apparently, exposure to oleamide “elevates the respiration rate of hermit crabs, which indicates excitement…” of a kind distinct from their reaction to food sources.


Same company, 18 hours earlier…

No, Hermit Crabs Are Not Trying to Bone Plastic Trash

Have you ever been turned on by someone—or something—you knew was trash? Reading the news today, you’d think that was happening to hermit crabs. A number of media outlets have reported that crabs are horny for plastic pollution. While I love a horny crab as much as the next person, I have some bad news: New research discusses crabs being attracted to marine plastic, but no, not like that. The findings suggest the crabs are drawn to the trash because it smells like their food, which is actually quite sad and a dire warning about how our waste disrupts marine ecosystems.

Oleamide, a compound that is leaked from marine plastic pollution but also occurs naturally in many animals, seems to stimulate the crabs, perhaps because they associate the molecule with food, according to a study published in the journal Marine Pollution Bulletin on Tuesday.

That’s some good journalisming.


 

Or, if you prefer, a version with dancing girls.

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383 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh ?

    Im in the mood for some burgoo from Moonlight BBQ. Can I get a date ?

    • l0b0t

      What is burgoo? Is it some Puerto Rican dish that tricks you into eating offal?

      • Tres Cool

        You’re not too far off.

        Burgoo.

      • l0b0t

        Oh, snap! That looks delicious. Here is a Gypsy dish, Joey Grey, that I make quite often. https://youtu.be/Nt_sB4qUvzk

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Looks like Brunswick Stew. Good stuff.

    • Tres Cool

      And does Jeff Lynn really say “Bruce” ?

    • robc

      The ‘boro is 2 hrs over and Moonlight is overrated. Yes, I said it. Just dont tell my wife.

      • robc

        Away, not over.

  2. Rebel Scum

    That’s some fine walkin’ there, Joe.

    Won’t load for me.

    Is that the one where he is literally direct by someone to follow the sidewalk to enter the WH but he continues onto the grass?

    • waffles

      That’s the one. From the previous thread, this got me excited.

      If you try to forcibly vaccinate even one of my Marines, you better come armed,” Gen. Berger said, and hung up the phone.

      • db

        trap.

      • slumbrew

        Sadly, it’s a parody. Wishful thinking by someone, really.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What’s the source on that because that quote sounds too much like a fantasy of what someone would like to hear.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Someone’s wet dream. No source. I was so happy to read it and wanted it that I didn’t slow down to notice the articles on the side.

      • UnCivilServant

        Todays military is reaching a point where I’m afraid my rendition of ATOM is too competent to be the result of the same agency.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I bet Chesty Puller showered with his uniform on. And didn’t wrinkle it.

      • Animal

        When Chesty took off his uniform, he had another uniform under it – tattooed on.

        Dress blues.

    • Sensei

      Bingo!

  3. Gustave Lytton

    That bag and it’s contents better make its way into a future Joemala.

  4. l0b0t

    I’m pretty sure hermit carbs will eventually become something like Daleks; either through evolutionary pressure over a long time frame or by hubristic human intervention. Which nation-state will be the first to put GMO hermit crabs into power armor?

      • Sensei

        GIS?

        Tachikoma

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Are hermit carbs, like, the secret sugars that hide in carrots and beets and things?

    • Tres Cool

      “The first-ever glimpse of a Dalek mutant, in The Daleks, was a claw peeking out from under a Thal cloak after it had been removed from its casing.”

      Math checks out.

  5. Rebel Scum

    Researchers from England’s University Of Hull studied 40 crabs living off the coast of Yorkshire “and found signs that the crustaceans may be ‘sexually excited’ by oleamide

    Is it also turning the frickin’ crabs gay?

  6. db

    How many Marines/other military will be disciplined because they got ensnared by a trap/joke and share on social media the false news about General whoozitz “standing up to” Lloyd Austin and the Prez?

    • waffles

      I would.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Yeah after you brought that up, I can see that happening.

    • l0b0t

      Gunny, sitting at home gleefully rubbing his hands – “Ninja punches for every last one of them!”

  7. slumbrew

    The girls in the sailor costumes – color me intrigued.

    • Count Potato

      Wait until I tell you about this country in the Pacific!

      • l0b0t

        I know it’s been linked before, and I know it’s not quite a sailor suit but C’MON?!? https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah that works

      • slumbrew

        Two, uh, thumbs up!

      • Chafed

        If you have two, then I hope they are thumbs.

      • Chafed

        Works for me.

  8. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Ah, fuck. I forgot I have to go back to work at 5.

    • UnCivilServant

      🙁

      Are you too far away to make it, or just annoyed at the necessity?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Annoyed. I have to work a split shift one week a month in order to accommodate our press department, who can’t seem to get anything done during business hours.

        My commute is 0 miles, 0 feet, 0 inches, as I’m already sitting on the couch.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, I know that circumstance all too well, so you have my sympathies.

        /IT Guy.

      • Q Continuum

        “0 inches”

        Size isn’t everything you know!

  9. DEG

    The dancing girls version of the video is the better of the two.

  10. Q Continuum

    That shuffling gait is almost diagnostic by itself of some kind of neurological degeneration. Couple that with his “gaffes”, poor memory and bizarre behavior and it’s ridiculous to believe he *isn’t* demented.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s typical of parkinsonism actually.

      • ignoreLander

        Im guessing he’s an old-school boozer

        I remember when Obamafraud had his “beer-summit” scold session, TMITE breathlessly reported Biden drank O’Doul’s because his father was an alkie and he never drank because of it…. Of course we’ve since learned we were a fool if we ever believed a fucking word the media said, so who knows?

    • Rebel Scum

      You’re a lying, dog-faced pony – uh uh uh – you know the thing!

    • Chafed

      There is also normal age related decline. It may be as simple as age catching up with him.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      He just needs to have his gyroscopes recalibrated.

  11. Sensei

    Sorry for the early OT. Be afraid, be very afraid.

    It’s Not Just Tesla: All Other Driver-Assist Systems Work without Drivers, Too

    Not surprisingly given the media focus and popularity the Tesla system actually seems more resistant to abuse than other manufacturers. It’s not like you couldn’t do dumb shit before, but as this technology is moving further and further downmarket it does not bode well when used by today’s 20 something who is far more concerned with his or her phone and what’s just happened on Instagram than driving.

  12. Q Continuum

    Ass Wednesday is definitely within the purview of HM, and I’ve always considered SugarFree to be HM-adjacent. So… on topic.

    https://archive.li/zV3vb

      • pistoffnick

        My first thought too.

        You never fail, Ted S.

      • Chafed

        Good job Ted.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The findings suggest the crabs are drawn to the trash because it smells like their food, which is actually quite sad and a dire warning about how our waste disrupts marine ecosystems.

    Mankind is a pox upon the planet. Won’t someone do something?

    • Sensei

      The virus is working on it according to the CDC.

  14. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    She’s not even smoking…someone must have done bad cunnilingus and slammed a clumsy 8″ dick in her.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHZ9LU4vpf4

    • Ownbestenemy

      Everyone knows if you can’t rev the engine for 30 minutes or more then you are a chump.

      • Tres Cool

        Brah- Ive banged so much with a soft-dick I can shoot pool with a rope.

      • Brochettaward

        ED with women can be a sign of homosexuality.

      • Tres Cool

        But you’re a fag and cant even get it up with men. Square that for me.

        Diabetes ?

    • db

      You didn’t happen to read my paragraph earlier, did you?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I did – I almost had the same reaction as when I read a Joemala episode! LOL

      • db

        I was going for humorous eroticism, not emeticism.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        LOL

        It was the “click-clack” line that sent it over the edge for me. I was just hearing really gross ASMR in my head.

      • db

        “sent it over the edge”

        More than I was expecting

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Weeellll, I walked right into that one.

    • Tres Cool

      …any port in a storm

    • l0b0t

      Slouching towards Ragnarok…

      But I have many names, serpent, even as you. Vingthor the Hurler, Longbeard’s Son, have I been called. Hrodr’s foeman, too. In Tyr’s ancestral home, wisest Hymir knew my name as Veur; unhappy Hrungnir’s playmate some have called me. East of Elvigar in Gianthome they whisper Hloriddi’s name. My father called me son. My mother called me darling. And beneath the vaults of Heaven, I am Thor Odinson, the Thunderer, Jormungand’s Fear!

    • Q Continuum

      He had on too much Axe Body Spray™.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Something on your mind KK?

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Her hole is empinkening!

      • db

        Love Caldera

  15. Rebel Scum

    Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell is assho.

    Chief U.S. District Judge Beryl A. Howell has questioned no-prison misdemeanor plea deals as an insufficient “deterrence” against individuals who participated in “terrorizing members of Congress.”

    Additionally, Judge Howell suggested Monday that fines for Capitol breachers are far too low, claiming American taxpayers are footing a $500 million bill in damages — an ambiguous estimate — while U.S. prosecutors are apparently asking defendants to pay only $1.5 million in restitution.

    Specifically, according to The Washington Post, Howell is displeased with the U.S. attorney’s office in Washington seeking to require $2,000 in each felony case and $500 in each misdemeanor case.

    • Brochettaward

      $500 million in damages? So basically, they are using what happened as an excuse for crony-tastic renovations that they had previously wanted, anyway.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Those new statues of Angela Davis and Che Guevara won’t sculpt themselves.

      • B.P.

        Well they had to put up a wall of fencing and razor wire and station a combat brigade around the Capitol building for half a year. They just had to. That shit costs money.

      • UnCivilServant

        The difference between a fortress and a prison is the direction the guards face.

        The guards were facing the wrong way there.

    • Ownbestenemy

      She wants to see someone hang and any judge that questions like this, because it isn’t her job, should be immediately removed from the bench. That is a dangerous woman.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Random update from the resurrection of the big block Suburban. Maiden voyage onto the public roadzz today. A quick trip to Murdoch’s for some screws. All systems (mostly) go. It starts, it stops, it shifts, it rattles.

    • Mojeaux

      This is the one you were working on resurrecting for your foray into tiny-house-ism?

  17. Mojeaux

    Well, allrightythen. Taxes done (not filed). *whew* The state of Missouri will have its pound of flesh.

  18. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Me: * closes ticket as complete *

    Customer, the next day: “Can I get a status on this ticket?”

    • Ted S.

      You: what ticket?

    • Nephilium

      Counterpoint to that.

      Ticket submitted at 02:00, e-mail sent to me (getting my out of office as I was on vacation), get back to work to three requests for updates on the ticket.

      Or ticket submitted with Short (and long) description of: “Cisco is down”.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    This is the one you were working on resurrecting for your foray into tiny-house-ism?

    And for towing all my junk out of here.

  20. ignoreLander

    Normally I’d feel terrible for chortling at a frail, apathetic, doddering old fool who barely knows what month it is (see: That’s some fine walkin’ there, Joe.). But in this case, my unadulterated enmity for the man, his politics, his family, his very being, makes me feel zero sympathy for him whatsoever. I’m officially laughing my ass off at the imbecile.

    • Q Continuum

      ^^^This.

      Disintegrating physically and mentally in humiliating fashion in front of the whole world couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

    • Animal

      I’m officially laughing my ass off at the imbecile.

      You’re not the only one.

      • Fourscore

        “laughing my ass off at the imbecile”

        Could you narrow it down a little? I don’t have a lot of time

        /I blame his doctor Jill

      • ignoreLander

        Amazing how one errant letter can change a whole sentence. I meant “PATHETIC” old fool. Who are we kidding though, he’s also apathetic. He’s made his multi millions (somehow on a public servants’ salary?). So if his horrid policies crush a few tens of millions of working stiffs, well, let ’em eat cake, amirite?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Everyone at next year’s national lianghui after party?

    • UnCivilServant

      He’s been spending his time with the 28-year old next door.

    • Tres Cool

      The other night at work an employee, in his early 30s, complained of a sore back. I said, “Oh, wait till you’re my age”. He said, “it gets worse?”
      I said, “Son- my life is Tylenol and boner-pills at this point.”

      • Fourscore

        You kids are a laugh riot!

      • Tres Cool

        To be fair, I left out beer.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Feelin’ a little backstabby, are we?

    New York Lt. Gov. Kathy Hochul said Wednesday that she is ready to take over as governor from Andrew Cuomo in two weeks, and vowed not to have a “toxic” workplace, as Cuomo allegedly has had for three terms.

    Hochul also said she would get rid of any Cuomo staffer who was involved in “unethical” conduct in retaliating against at least one of the multiple women who accused the disgraced Democratic governor of sexual harassment.

    “The governor and I have not been close,” Hochul told reporters at her first news conference, a day after Cuomo stunned the state with his announcement that he will resign later this month to avoid an all-but-certain impeachment.

    “And when my term ends, nobody will ever describe my term as a toxic workplace environment.”

    “I never liked that guy.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Hochul also said she would get rid of any Cuomo staffer who was involved in “unethical” conduct

      So she’s saying she’s going to fire herself?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Doesn’t that pretty much empty the state government?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I was talking about the elected officials. Geeze, so sensitive 😉

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes, we’d clear out a huge chunk of the elected, appointed, and civil service-hired people.

      • UnCivilServant

        But it’s the Tappen Zee.

        C’Mon, man.

      • Drake

        I just impeached my spell checker.

      • UnCivilServant

        Worse, It’s Tappan, we were both wrong on word 1.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        If Mario Cuomo were a real Big Player politician, he would have had a whole new bridge named after him, not an old brokedown trash “renovated” bridge.

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought they did build a new bridge paralle to the original Tappen Zee bridge and demolish the existing one.

        *checks*

        They did. And the new one is an ugly sucker Looks incomplete

    • Gadfly

      “The governor and I have not been close,”

      So now SF has material for next week…

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Domestic terrorism

    A group of parents in Tennessee surrounded health care professionals outside of a school board meeting on Tuesday, after they advocated for a mask mandate in the local school district, the Tennessean reported.

    According to video circulated on social media, a group of parents in Franklin, Tenn., surrounded the health care workers while they were leaving a building during a Williamson County School District Board meeting.

    The footage shows parents chanting “we’ll not comply” as the workers exit through building doors. Some parents are seen yelling obscenities toward one health care professional as he heads into the parking lot. One woman can be heard yelling “take that mask off!”

    As the footage continues, an unmasked man in a black shirt can be seen yelling at the health care worker who has made it into his car.

    “You’re not on our side!” he yells. “We know who you are.”

    Another man in a blue, long sleeved shirt confronted the driver.

    “We know who you are. You can leave freely, but we will find you,” he said, pointing a finger at the driver’s side window.

    Those poor bureaucrats only want what’s best for you inbred losers.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Huh..a little verbal dressing down and people that started to go over the edge were immediately called out for it by there own.

      Now the comments..geesh.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I think the guy who pulled the other one back was worried about the cops.

    • grrizzly

      The “health care professionals” were treated too nicely here.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I watched the video and some people in that crowd were ready for blood. If the bureaucrats didn’t have a protective bodyguard of police surrounding them outside, we might have seen this kick off in a Tennessee parking lot last night.

  23. db

    Wayne Allen Root says This is 1938 in America. Maybe a little over the top, and his rhetoric is unlikely to convince any but a select group who can avoid tripping over a bunch of conceptual obstacles — i.e., things that he says that are likely controversial or even anathema to a large number of possible readers of his article.

    What say you all?

    • Rebel Scum

      What say you all?

      I wonder what salute the modern left will use since Hitler ruined the Roman salute.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s actually terrifying

      • Tres Cool

        The French Mistake ?

      • Gustave Lytton

        The ‘Murican Bellamy salute, you unpatriotic asshoe!

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Spirit fingers?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Not sure, but I have a pretty good idea of the sort of salute I will be using.

        ??

    • Suthenboy

      “Nothing can be compared to the Holocaust. Ever.”

      I wouldn’t bet on that.

      • db

        Yeah, that gave me pause when I read it too.

      • Animal

        Yeah, Josef Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot would have something to say about that.

    • gbob

      Man, that comment section. Make us Glibs look like normies. We need to up our level of crazy shit.

  24. Tundra

    This wasn’t a fair fight. Scott Horton vs Ayaan Hirsi Ali

    She’s really quite repellent. I can’t believe I used to be persuaded by the neocons.

    • Ed Wuncler

      I absolutely disagree with her and would never elect her to be a dog catcher but from what I recall, wasn’t she a victim of genital mutilation and having her life fucked up by Islamic fundamentalist’s? That’s probably why she’s a filthy neocon.

      • Tundra

        Yes, that’s her. However, killing a couple million people appears not to have curbed the problems much.

    • Gadfly

      Scott Horton always rubs me the wrong way. He comes off as a guy who has spent too much time marinating in (foreign) anti-American propaganda, and believes it. Like a devil’s advocate who relishes the role too much for comfort. He seems popular among a group of libertarian influencers, and I think if they want to make a case for non-interventionism they should prefer a better spokesman.

      • Tundra

        He used to annoy me, too. The more I listen and read the more I think he’s exactly the right guy. Remember Ron Paul making everyone uncomfortable?

        Fuck salesmanship. He’s right. And the propaganda has had so long t percolate, it takes a lot to cut through.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Thomas Paine’s contemporaries thought he was “the guy you were embarrassed to have on your side”. Now look at his reputation (wokesters notwithstanding).

        So, there’s something to be said of people who are passionate and abrasive.

  25. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: ‘The Russians have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex!’ Hunter Biden is seen in unearthed footage telling a prostitute that Russian drug dealers stole ANOTHER of his laptops for blackmail while he was close to overdosing in a Vegas hotel room”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9881213/Unearthed-video-shows-naked-Hunter-Biden-claiming-Russian-drug-dealers-stole-laptop.html

    How did this asshole manage to show for his phony job in Ukraine?

    • Count Potato

      “Video obtained by DailyMail.com shows Hunter with a naked hooker in 2019 after filming a sex tape and explaining how he believed his laptop was stolen. Hunter left the camera rolling as he recounted a Las Vegas bender in which he spent ’18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite’. The incident would mean Hunter lost a total of three computers, each likely to hold sensitive information on President Joe Biden.”

      They need to release the uncensored video.

    • The Other Kevin

      Maybe “the big guy” wasn’t his dad.

    • Ed Wuncler

      If this was Don Jr, the media would have ran this shit non stop.

    • B.P.

      I know the Left are big on projection, but if the Steele Dossier/Trump pee hookers thing turns out to be about Hunter Biden, that’s a little over the top.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I mean…does it take much imagination to connect those dots? Cause…that is really what it is looking like.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        sed -i ‘s/[Hh]unter\ [bB]iden/Donald Trump/g’ HunterDiary.txt >> SteeleDossier.txt

    • slumbrew

      You think he had to ever show up anywhere for that job? That’s cute.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Our glorious leaders

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Hysterical retards are hysterical

    STURGIS, South Dakota—The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is all about crowds.

    But in August 2021, it’s not just the crowds that have epidemiologists freaking out. It’s who is in them.

    Interviews this week suggest many attendees of the days-long death march here are unvaccinated people who, in addition to often refusing masks, are rejecting the best tool there is to curb the raging pandemic.

    It’s not exactly shocking that the hundreds of thousands of people packing into a crowded event like this one—led by pandemic skeptics like Gov. Kristi Noem—would be disproportionately composed of the unvaccinated. But experts suggested the event’s wide reach, along with the spiral of the new and unrelenting Delta variant, could spell nationwide disaster.

    “Hope’s not a strategy right now. Vaccination is,” Dr. Michael Osterholm, a University of Minnesota professor of public health and director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy who advised the Joe Biden transition, told The Daily Beast. “And there will be people who will be infected as a result of this event.

    “The question for everybody is, how many?”

    So unbelievably contagious. So fantastically lethal. There can be no survivors.

    just like last year.

    Osterholm, Foochy, and the rest of the quivering quaking Chicken Littles should be institutionalized.

    • Mojeaux

      It’s who is in them.

      It’s the icky people.

      It always comes down to the icky people. It’s as simple as that.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They had to make an adjustment to their line about crowds after Obama, rightfully so, said screw off and come have a party.

      • B.P.

        Unsophisticated. The rabble has to hang out with each other because they don’t get invited to birthday parties on Nantucket.

    • Ed Wuncler

      “Interviews this week suggest many attendees of the days-long death march here are unvaccinated people who, in addition to often refusing masks, are rejecting the best tool there is to curb the raging pandemic.”

      Don’t know why I chuckled at “days long death march.”

      • B.P.

        The best tool there is to curb the raging pandemic. And, if you subject yourself to it, you still need to wear a mask and comply with a whole bunch of other stupid rules that you were told would no longer apply after subjecting yourself to it.

      • Nephilium

        And, if you subject yourself to it, you still need to wear a mask and comply with a whole bunch of other stupid rules that you were told would no longer apply after subjecting yourself to it.

        You fucked up… you trusted them.

  27. Count Potato

    “China’s state media allegedly invented a Swiss biologist and quoted him claiming the US had pressured the World Health Organisation into investigating the theory Covid-19 was leaked from a lab in Wuhan.

    The People’s Daily, China Daily, and CGTN television channel all quoted so-called biologist Wilson Edwards but removed the content yesterday after the Swiss Embassy said it had no record of him as a citizen.

    Beijing has repeatedly pushed claims the US pressured the WHO to investigate the possibility Covid-19 was leaked from a lab in Wuhan, where the virus was first found in December 2019. ”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9883721/China-INVENTED-Swiss-biologist-said-pressured-Wuhan-Covid-lab-leak-theory.html

    So there were holes in their story.

    • db

      Similarly to their HEPA filters?

    • mock-star

      Your puns are no gouda

  28. Count Potato

    “The Senate on Tuesday voted 50-49 to pass an amendment to its $3.5trillion budget blueprint that would ban federal funds from being used to teach critical race theory in schools.

    Sen. Joe Manchin, D-W.Va., joined all of his Republican colleagues in voting to pass the amendment.

    The amendment passed around 3:30 a.m. as part of a 15-hour ‘vote-a-rama’ that led to the passing of the blueprint. The resolution is non-binding and cannot be legally enforced.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9884433/Senate-votes-PASS-Cottons-amendment-banning-federal-funds-teaching-critical-race-theory.html

    Your government at work.

    • Ed Wuncler

      The federal government (Congress) shouldn’t even be voting on this shit but have too because they stuck their hands too far into the cookie jar.

    • Ted S.

      So who didn’t vote?

    • ignoreLander

      The resolution is non-binding and cannot be legally enforced.

      We did something we swear! It’s those bad ole’ Dimmicrats! Vote for us! Again! Please!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah the I can see Russia moment. Amazing how only one direction ever gets lampooned. I mean, I work at a 7-eleven and I have been really hitting my “How to Sound Like you are an Indian” speech tapes.

    • The Other Kevin

      Apparently SOME disinformation is ok.

  29. Ed Wuncler

    OT: So I’m not super familiar with geopolitics or military strategies, but how on Earth have we been in Afghanistan since 2001 and the Taliban are still as strong and formidable (relative to the Afghani military) as they were when we first got there? I would think that with all the blood shed and money we spent over the past 20 years, we would have at least weaken the Taliban until they could no longer take over Afghanistan like they did in during the 90’s.

    I think we should have left a long time ago but it’s still heartbreaking to know that within 3-4 months the country will once again be ruled by the Taliban where the concept of human rights are foreign and the subjugation of women are the norm.

    • UnCivilServant

      They strategically withdrew to Pakistan, and the Pakistanis ignored them.

      • l0b0t

        Weren’t they a an active creation of Pakistan’s military intelligence agency, ISI?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes, and we were allied with them in the 90’s.

        Mullah Omar hated bin Laden and wanted him out of the country because he was afraid of what he might do.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Taliban are still as strong and formidable” Because we played both sides, provided training on both sides, and left a shit ton of toys for them to take.

    • Fourscore

      Now do Viet Nam…

    • Suthenboy

      Because the war was never in Afghanistan. It was here.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We used to pillage the countries we invaded. Now we pillage the American taxpayer.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Afghanistan is a western construct. The Brits drew a line, piling a bunch of distinct ethnicities, languages, and tribes together, some of whom have blood feuds with one another, and said, “You are a country now!” It is hard to build a military without any sort of unified national identity.

      The concept of a Westphalian state did not export very well, it seems.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        This pretty much and they had a safe haven with their Pashtun brethren in Pakistan.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll recommend Scott Horton here. He’s the most knowledgeable person I’ve ever heard on our foreign policy and endless wars. The guy is really quite amazing with the sheer amount of information he can retain and recall.

      The story of our involvement over there is astoundingly idiotic when looked at over the course of time.

      • db

        He is a font of knowledge, I’ll give him that. I wish his recent book “Enough Already” had footnotes and sources listed.

    • Gadfly

      Short answer: the Taliban is an ethnically Pashtun fundamentalist Islamic government operating in a nation in which Pashtuns are a plurality and a lot of people want a fundamentalist Islamic government. Short of the Afghan people experiencing a grass-roots change in culture, it would have required a terror campaign to wipe out their support.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    When the rally roars into the region in early August, the population explodes, as hundreds of thousands of people rush to Sturgis and the surrounding area to ride motorcycles, attend rock concerts, and drink in bars. This year, the estimate was that up to 700,000 people may attend the rally, which officially started Friday and runs through Sunday.

    All this is happening as the Delta variant of COVID-19 is rapidly spreading across the country, sending thousands of people to hospitals, and many to morgues.

    But at the rally itself, bikers typically scoff at such warnings. Almost no masks were evident across the region this week.

    Sturgis Public Information Officer Christina Steele, who serves as a rally spokeswoman, told The Daily Beast that while the event has been crowded, she doubted it would top the record 750,000 people who came for the 75th anniversary in 2015.

    Much more alarming: Steele said she had heard no concerns about COVID-19.

    “Only the media,” she said with a laugh. “I only hear about that from media. No one is talking about it.”

    Many alarming. So horror.

  31. Count Potato

    “A website that uses machine-learning to quickly turn innocuous photos of famous and everyday women into realistic deepfake nudes is racking up howls of outrage—and millions of page views.

    The year-old site has garnered more than 38 million hits since the start of 2021, The Huffington Post reported, with five million in June alone, according to BBC News.

    HuffPo declined to name the website, but the BBC identified it as Deepsukebe, with both outlets referring to language on the site claiming its mission is to ‘make all men’s dreams come true.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9884487/Website-uses-deepfake-tech-undress-thousands-everyday-women-experts-anything.html

    I guess some guys really wanted those glasses from the ad in the comic books.

    • Sensei

      Interesting title -sukebe – it’s Japanese.

      助平 すけべ, すけべい
      助け平 すけべ, すけべい

      Kanji:Irregular Okurigana
      Jim Breen’s JMDict

      lewdness, lewd person, pervert, lecher
      Adj-naNounKana-only

    • creech

      Now we can all have photos of our spouses with trophy wife bodies. “You have nude photos of your wife?” “No, I don’t.” “You want to see some?”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Now there’s a thought.

        Hmmmm….

    • Ownbestenemy

      We gave false information so our media mouths could eviscerate De Santis all week long. This isn’t rocket science, it is propaganda.

  32. Count Potato

    “Biden asks Saudi Arabia and OPEC to produce MORE oil as inflation sends gas prices soaring – after HE shut down America’s Keystone pipeline

    The Biden administration is sounding the alarm about fast-rising energy prices and demanding that Saudi Arabia and OPEC produce more oil – after the president paused all federal oil and gas leases.

    Prices at the pump are on average about $1.00 higher, 42%, than they were one year ago.

    ‘Higher gasoline costs, if left unchecked, risk harming the ongoing global recovery,’ National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan said in a statement Wednesday.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9884057/Biden-asks-Saudi-Arabia-OPEC-produce-oil-prices-pumps-rise.html

    You’re doing great, Joe.

    • B.P.

      Hey, what do you want? Affordable energy or nicer tweets?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t give a damn about twitter.

        Gimme the cheap gas.

      • creech

        Are those the only two choices? Personally, I want more Q nsfw posts.

    • Tres Cool

      Demand/Supply….how does it work ?

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        Sadly, these higher prices actually help my province of Alberta, although it sure stings my wallet.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      High oil prices are actually good for the US economy if you don’t shut down the drilling.

      I don’t think our energy policies could be any more retarded than they currently are.

      • Animal

        I don’t think our energy policies could be any more retarded than they currently are.

        Biden Administration: “Challenge accepted.”

      • Count Potato

        Maybe, but it raises the price of gas, heating oil, etc. and anything that travels by diesel.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The entirety of the recovery after 2008 is attributable to the fracking boom.

        Now we’re killing what saved us.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    One major difference from the 2021 Sturgis Rally and the 2020 event—which was widely derided as a superspreader fiasco, but only directly connected to one death—is the fact that the Delta variant may spread far more easily.

    Lawrence Gostin, a global health-law expert at Georgetown, told The Daily Beast there could be “hundreds of preventable deaths” linked to the biker festival as the coronavirus shows no sign of abating.

    That strange rustling sound you hear is millions of attorneys’ ears perking up.

    It’s almost as if Gostin is explicitly calling for a wave of wrongful lawsuits.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “is the fact that the Delta variant may spread far more easily.” Either it is a fact or it is not.

      “hundreds of preventable deaths”. This notion that we can prevent death at all costs is getting out of hand.

      • creech

        If we closed the highways, how many “preventable deaths” are avoided?

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Delta may spread more easily but it is less deadly and despite what the media say a significant percentage of people will either have been vaccinated or have natural immunity. However, since the Delta seems to target the unsophisticated, this could be apocalyptic.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Dammit.

    wrongful DEATH lawsuits

    • Ted S.

      To be fair, they *are* wrongful lawsuits.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Biology professor Anna Yeung-Cheung of Manhattanville College, a private school in Purchase, New York, was appalled when told about the rally.

    “Oh my God … where do they get all these people?” she said. “That’s very scary.”

    Bubble? What bubble?

  36. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Our slacker press department, the cause of my having to work a split shift, sent out a press release after 5pm with a typo.

    YOU HAD ALL FUCKING DAY TO EDIT THIS FUCKING PRESS RELEASE, NIMRODS.

    • Tres Cool

      Im guessing a union. Are they AFGE ?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Probably (if they’re not contractors, then they’re almost certainly AFGE)

      • ignoreLander

        Are they a faggy? Sure sounds like it!

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        And is their shit all messed up?

      • ignoreLander

        There’s that fag talk we talked about.

    • creech

      Is there a name for this phenomenon? I’ve typed something, had three people read it and o.k. it and, hours later, someone not in the original loop finds a glaring error (a word spelled right but not the word intended.)

      • db

        I had an English teacher in high school that advocated proofreading backwards so that your eyes didn’t scan as easily over errors. The obvious problem with that is that reading an entire article or section backwards, one word at a time, takes a very long time.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        When you do it a lot, you speed up a lot. It’s also the trick I use to make sure I’ve written down a string of numbers correctly.

        Mind you, I can also read upside-down and mirrored text, which most people thinks makes me a space alien (including the SU); it’s all pretty much the same to me, although upside-down and mirrored challenges me.

      • UnCivilServant

        Upside down, mirrored, sideways, makes no difference.

        Haven’t tried upside down and mirrored recently enough to recall.

      • db

        I can also read upside down almost as well as normal. Haven’t tried mirrored recently. I do the backward-flow proofreading on stuff that really matters. It’s definitely effective.

      • Nephilium

        Another trick is to read it out loud, word by word not by sentence. You can catch some missing or terribly worded statements that way.

      • UnCivilServant

        To do that, I need a stack of cough drops and plenty of water.

        /damn book-length works.

        I have done it – though it was reading to people to get their opinion of the work.

      • Gadfly

        To do that, I need a stack of cough drops and plenty of water.

        You don’t have to read loud when you read out loud. A gentle, almost inaudible whisper is enough to get your brain to process things differently than reading entirely in your head.

      • UnCivilServant

        [I] was reading to people to get their opinion of the work.

  37. db

    I was on a conference call earlier this week with some colleagues in the Jiangsu Province. We were informed that the coronavirus situation there is very bad. “Over 400 people” have been found to be infected with the coronavirus in Jiangsu Province.

    My first thought, which I kept to myself, was, “out of the approximately 84 million inhabitants of Jiangsu and the 25-ish million residents of neighboring Shanghai, 400 people? Doesn’t sound like much.”

    We were told these were either the first infections found since last year, or the first ever (unclear due to language barrier issues).

    My second thought was, “400? Bullshit. First ever? Bullshit. First since last year? Bullshit.”

    There is a serious numbers problem in China as regards this pandemic, and it’s not helping anyone. It’s impossible to believe (for me) that the numbers reported out of a population of 1.4 billion are accurate. They are far too low, given the rates in the rest of the world. Simultaneously, it calls into question the real numbers in the rest of the world, and of course the low reported numbers in China are one of the bludgeons that advocates for a totalitarian authoritarian response to the disesase have used effectively.

    • Gustave Lytton

      If Joe was a real leader, he’d just issue orders to the governors that there will be no Covid cases. Wham bam, just like that.

    • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

      Given the supply chain problems I have to believe that the virus numbers have been far worse in China than they have been letting on. Sure, logistics is part of the problem, but I can’t believe it’s the whole problem. If only we had a halfway capable intelligence service that knew what was going on in foreign countries.

      • UnCivilServant

        All the more reason to divest from the CCP.

      • db

        The business I’m in is a lagging indicator of manufacturing. Based on that, I’d have to say it’s been hit pretty hard in that area.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The intelligence services know what’s going on in China, it’s just not useful for them to talk about it at this moment.

      • EvilSheldon

        You mean *our* intelligence services?

        LOL!

        No.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think they know more about current events than they admit to. Their predictions are shit though.

        That and their motivations are not aligned with the populace, just with their own survival and power.

        Whatever, I’m talking out of my ass here based on conversations with retired spooks. The shorter version is that they suck and should be decommissioned.

    • rhywun

      My first thought, which I kept to myself

      I would not have been able to refrain from barking out some combination of snort and laugh that clearly signifies “bullshit!”

    • Nephilium

      Just about a day ahead of you here, and we’ve had terrible thunderstorms (with temps in the 80’s) all week. It’s supposed to clear up by the weekend at least.

      • db

        We got hit with a severe thunderstorm this afternoon. One of my nicest maple trees lost a major branch, which took out about 1/3 of its foliage. The branch split downward and peeled a bit along the trunk. I cut it loose; hopefully the tree can heal and survive.

      • rhywun

        We’re just getting the ridiculous humidity & heat. Thank God ConEd texted me that they’ve got my back. ?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Glorious Heat!
      /Fuck the Humidity…

    • Rebel Scum

      Hot here all week. Under a severe thunderstorm warning right now but nothing to say of it so far. It looks like WeatherChannel’s radar does not agree with WRIC’s VIPIR.

    • juris imprudent

      We had to shut the AC off while a fan was being replaced. Amazing how quickly the house heated up.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

        You need a lot more blown insulation in your attic space, d00d.

  38. l0b0t

    Watching Blake’s 7. It’s like Firefly, but British, and produced during that wonderful transition time between sham-glam and disco so the costumes/sets are fabulous.

    • DEG

      I remember watching “Blake’s 7” back in the 80s. The very first episode is a masterpiece of dystopian science-fiction.

      Supposedly Whedon was not inspired by “Blake’s 7” as he claimed to never have watched British sci-fi.

      • DEG

        Yep.

      • DEG

        “Reality is a dangerous concept”

      • DEG

        “Just taking care of it while you were unconscious. The place is full of criminals”.

  39. Nephilium

    So… I went out on a beer run today, and noticed several signs in front of local bars and businesses. At this point I’m not sure if the business owners put them there, or someone drove by the businesses and put them in the tree lawn. All were for the 2022 Ohio Governor race. They’re the first signs I’ve seen up for next year’s governor race.

    • Grummun

      I’ve seen a handful of Joe Blystone for Gov signs. One in front of a house that is also flying a flag that reads “FUCK BIDEN / and fuck you for voting for him”.

  40. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The wife is tuned in to the Lindell circus. I can’t do it. So much yelling.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Circus is fitting, Lindell’s a less believable PT Barnum if I’ve ever seen one.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Would pay to see a Lindell vs. Hogg cage match, and I would root against both of them.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I hope for his sake he is a charlatan. If he believes what he’s pushing he’s certifiable but that also might well be the case.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Recovered drug addict. There’s that crazy edge that kind of peaks through in his commercials. Without scripting and editing… good lord.

      • Gadfly

        AFAIK he’s not fundraising, which means he either believes it or is the world’s worst grifter.

      • db

        PPV for the ages.

      • Count Potato

        I’ve tried down, memory foam, and his pillows are the best out of all of them.

  41. wdalasio

    Much more alarming: Steele said she had heard no concerns about COVID-19.

    FFS!

    You’d think after getting last year’s prediction of a Sturgis “superspreader event” so stunningly wrong they’d find some other bright shiny object to point to.

    I guess they can’t. Because it’s a class thing. In their minds the Sturgis people are bikers. And bikers are lower class than them*. They’re the kids who went to vo-tech or joined the military after high school. They didn’t go to the right colleges and they drink domestic beer rather than pinot grigio. They wear jeans and leather and not Patagonia. So, of course those people can’t have a clue about how to take care of themselves.

    This sort of nuveau elitism disgusts me.

    * Yes, I realize that this is a moronic stereotype of bikers. I’m talking about what these idiots believe, not what really is reality.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’m still waiting for all of Texas to drop dead.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Lower class. with 50k rides that they trailer to Sturgis behind their 70k Trucks, and make 6 figures a year, you know, Tradesmen!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The Mr. Howell types are always going to look down on new money.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Good Heavens! A Yale Man!

      • wdalasio

        Mr. Howell types? Not so much. These are mostly the bottom tier of the “meritocracy” who are desperate to convince themselves they’ve become Mr. Howell types.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I know, it’s just a joke. The snootiest people usually seem to be those who feel they’re entitled to more than they managed to achieve and who get burned up when they see those of a perceived lower social standing with a cushier lifestyle and more wealth. They’re like the old English poor nobility who lived hand to mouth and still looked down on the peasantry and the merchant classes.

      • wdalasio

        As I said, I know. But, I think, in their mind, they kind of have to think it. They were the “good kids”. They did everything their teachers and guidance counselors told them to. They made it a point to be in the crowd with the most popular kids in class. And, even when they rebelled, it was the socially sanctioned rebellion of supporting the same vague ideas their parents preached, only more so. The idea that all that got them was a boatload of student debt, unrealistic spending expectations from their social set and a gig repeating the same platitudes all their peers already think, while those other kids might have better lives than them is something their egos can’t tolerate.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Those events usually have a surprising number of white collar attendees as well. Of course, nobody they work with knows about it.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        The hipsters are going to start taking over now. It’s like a Bat Signal for irony-laden LARPers from the city.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Not this event Dear, escape the Bubble,

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        You seem to have some quite erroneous impressions of me.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have no ideas about you, but Motorcycle Club members don’t tolerate hipsters well, this I do know,

      • Nephilium

        The idiots are taking over.

        My hipster aged niece and her fiance are coming back to the CLE after being in Orange County for just over a year.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        “Orange County” Which one? there are three I know of,

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would assume OC, CA cause that place is hipster central

      • Nephilium

        That would be correct.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        ah, very good

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which is sad, OC used to be the playground of us valley kids. You got a taste of it all. Now it is overrun.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Inlanders! that was us,

    • db

      EAA Airventure 2021 (Oshkosh, to those who don’t do branding and remember tradition) stats:

      Attendees: 608,000
      Aircraft: Over 10,000
      Campsites: 12,000
      Volunteers: 5,000
      In person educational sessions: 1,055

      source: http://warbirdsnews.com/warbirds-news/eaa-airventure-oshkosh-2021-a-look-back-at-the-final-stats-and-figures.html

      Haven’t heard about that super spreader event so much, but that’s not something worry warts generally even know about. These kinds of events are happening all the time, and these morons would have a complete conniption if they knew about even half of them.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I believe Sun n Fun also went ahead as planned earlier this year. Of course, that was before SUPER SCARY DELTA PLUS UNGOOD.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        What party does the governor of WI belong to?

    • The Hyperbole

      Highly functioning scooter trash are still scooter trash. They may be more successful and respectable than I am but they will always be lower class than me, barely above Rednecks.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We call them the scooter Mafia, dozens of the noisy fuckers rolling through, like wanna be Harleys but BZZZZZZZZ!!!

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I’m redneck scooter trash. When you walk by please give me warning so I can raise an umbrella before you spit on me.

      • db

        You got a permit for that umbrella, buddy?

      • The Hyperbole

        My lack of a baseball cap should be all the warning you need that you are being approached by a gentleman and not some low rent ruffian. And I would never spit on even the most uncouth redneck scooter trash, that would be barbaric.

  42. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Viva Frei & Barnes are fixin to interview RFK Jr. Interesting.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, that’s a good show.

  43. The Bearded Hobbit

    Looking over the local news and there was a press release from the dipshit, lying, thieving, grifter that is the junior Senator from NM bragging that he was the one who introduced the breathalyzer-in-every-car portion of the latest Washington porkfest.

    I didn’t think that it was possible for me to hate the SOB any more than I did.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      he outed himself for the next election though, and in NM? kind of dumb IMO,

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Go back to Austria you steroid addled maid fucker.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Total thread failure but you have responded in the best way.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What a disappointment

  44. juris imprudent

    Not funny Bee, not funny at all.

    • Gadfly

      It’s possible they’re both right: the most vaccine hesitant could be highly educated hicks, black, and brown people.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I agree

      • rhywun

        That is in fact what the article says.

      • rhywun

        Or, implies.

    • westernsloper

      The ones with Masters degrees are the same ones getting the Vaxx Tatts.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        To be fair, there are a lot of masters degrees in bullshit out there.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^^. It means nothing to group people by highest degree attained. The spread between a MA in African colonial studies and a MS in applied physics is greater than the spread between a PhD in African colonial studies and dropping out of high school.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This is why I didn’t finish my edumacason.

    • Hyperion

      Yeah, and the experts who said that on one has ever padded or overestimated the number of Covid cases have never been wrong about that. Franky, you don’t know what you’re talking about and we’re going to cancel Rand Paul to prove it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      BrooklynGirl
      @debcvny
      ·
      3h
      Replying to
      @JRubinBlogger
      and
      @FaceTheNation
      It’s not just women that can get pregnant

      I am convinced we do in fact need a reset.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        How can anyone say that with a straight face? Really, Biology is all wrong? what about SCIENCE!
        I can’t……
        /Head desk hard, multiple times….

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        The Science is to science what My Truth is to the truth and Our Democracy is to democracy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In a cult, repeating falsehoods is considered a good thing.

      • The least-interesting BEAM in the world™

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      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It isn’t just women: cows, not women; bitches, not women; whatever female whales are, not women.
        Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

      • Ownbestenemy

        If it were said on this site by UCS, completely plausable.

      • UnCivilServant

        female whales are called cows.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I hope so, they are rather large and Cowesque,

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, trashy! I must have missed this new (to me, anyway) feature of Monocle. What does the “Nuke” function do that “Mute” doesn’t?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Nuke disappears any thread that a certain user starts. Mute hides all posts from a user.

        I use nuke on a person or two who regularly post stuff I don’t want to partake in, but who tend to contribute positively to other people’s threads.

        I use mute as a “time out” when I’m annoyed by somebody and don’t want to interact with them for a period of time.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        (by the way, it’s not an either/or… You can nuke and mute somebody to fully cease interaction with them and remove any temptation to join their conversations… I don’t have anybody set up that way, but the option is there for those who find another user particularly noxious)

      • UnCivilServant

        He hasn’t read a comment from me in years.

      • Gender Traitor

        ? Thanks!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If you get vaccinated while pregnant, you’re fucking nuts.

      The CDC is out of control.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ^^^ On the other hand, maybe we will finally have mutants

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        something something Thimerosal

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In this case, the spike proteins have been shown to cross all kinds of barriers in the body and they destroy vascular cells.

        Not to mention the lipid nano-particles in the vaccine itself that may get past the placenta and “vaccinate” the fetus.

        It’s absolutely insane and I will not shed a single tear if someone blows up the CDC headquarters after they miscarry.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well we get to see how insane people have become because there is a large portion of doulas and mid-wives that would not recommend epidurals, let alone this.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thalidomide?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Damnit…yes.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thimerosal works too but that is more on the true and pure anti-vaxxers

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you have certain genetic mutations, thimerosal in vaccines is absolutely dangerous, as is aluminum.

        Of course, they don’t screen for those mutations before they start jabbing all the kids.

        As far as the medical industry and the CDC are concerned, we are herd cattle.

      • juris imprudent

        And the IRS believes we are tax cattle.

    • rhywun

      Just below that:

      President Biden
      @POTUS
      7h
      United States government official

      One year ago today, I made one of the most important decisions I’ve ever made: selecting my vice president. I couldn’t have asked for a better partner and friend on this journey. Thanks @VP for all you do.

      LOLOL

      Sometimes Twatter makes my day.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I laughed and hoped I had something to say, but it was just laughter.

  45. westernsloper

    Or, if you prefer, a version with dancing girls.

    Yes, thank you I would prefer that.

    • westernsloper

      Also, Joe is lost someone should help him, and TMITE. Thanks for the links SF. Wednesdays are the best days!

  46. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Hooray?

    Work email (emph mine)

    Onsite domestic contractors, including US Personal Services Contractors (USPSC) and Institutional Support Contractors (ISC), will be required to complete the Certification of Vaccination and carry their form with them while in Federal facilities. At this time, [agency] will not collect Certification of Vaccination forms from contractors.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If push comes to shove, and they try to force it, I may just have to change all the passwords, including the backdoor user/password on our systems and do this NSFW language

    • westernsloper

      I hope the Vax passport totalitarianism grinds the fed gov to a halt. That would be the best outcome for taxpayers and innocent collateral bombing targets around the world.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I’m just wondering what gifts ol’ Joe gave the union bosses to get them to shut their pie holes on this. Haven’t heard a peep from them since the first days of them suggesting they were going to do this.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We suspect this because the agency has been absolutely silent on his proclimation. The only communication we received was the Union saying suck it up.

      • westernsloper

        You didn’t think the “Man” controls the unions? Heh.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I 100% know The Man controls the unions. I also know heir initial bitching about the mandate was to elicit gifts from the Administration. I just would like to know what those gifts are.

      • westernsloper

        We will know in five or so years when it doesn’t matter.

  47. Hyperion

    You know, some things never change.

    Like retards never learn.

    Shocked Faces!

    Look at Chiney Joe’s new woke military. They’re getting rolled over by sheep farmers who want to kick their panty waist asses, and are having incredible success. Shocking I tell you!

    The Biden admin, like Tony Baloney on TOS, are convinced that deplorables cannot give them problems, because ‘Look at muh woke missiles, we know how wars are won, we’ll just nuke the entire state! WIN/WIN’.

    I really want to watch all this, from space with a forever supply of beer and popcorn.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “a forever supply of beer and popcorn.” and Bacon? then you got a deal, I’ll pay for the flight with my Biden Bucks!

      • Hyperion

        Sup, bro? Tall cans are on me.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Drink!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ugh, hated it when they did this with Trump, hate it equally with Biden

      President Biden isn’t budging — resolved to get out by Aug. 31, no matter what — people briefed on his thinking say. He may not see much of a pause between his total withdrawal from Afghanistan and the country’s total collapse into a bloody civil war.

      Stay the course Joe, it is about the only thing I will like about you. Even if you did it wrong.

      • Hyperion

        What’s to like? He takes Trump’s winning idea, takes undeserved credit for it and then bombs poor sheep farmers on the way out?

        Fuck Biden, he’s a massive piece of shit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I choose not to be petty I guess. Sure he cancels the plans and then reinstated the exact same timeline under his name. Don’t care. Leave the shithole. I didn’t say I would praise him, just that is about the only thing I will like.

      • Hyperion

        We haven’t seen the extent to which he will fuck this up, but I can assure you, it will be beyond all reason.

      • The Hyperbole

        A seven year old who tries to bake his Mom a cake for her birthday gets credits for the thought even when he/she/xe fails miserably at the execution, anyone older than that gets graded on accomplishments not intentions. Trump didn’t get the troops out of Afghanistan, and allowed the military to drop a record number of bombs on brown people. If Dementia Joe actually gets us out of there then he gets the credit.

      • Ted S.

        Joe doesn’t have the brainpower left to do thinking.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Briefed on Joe Biden’s thinking? Unless it was nappy time or puddin cups, I’m calling bullshit.

      • Gender Traitor

        Any briefing on Joe’s “thinking” would be VERY brief.

      • UnCivilServant

        “He thinks it’s shrewsday.”

    • Suthenboy

      Cronies managed to steal 1T bucks from taxpayers and create the biggest foreign policy fuckup in US history. Congratulations to all involved.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      So is, like, China next in line to attempt a land war in Afghanistan?

      Also, Afghanistan has been a major contributor to the downfall of several heretofore powerful governments. Hmmmmm….

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Oh please let it happen, another Empire crushed by Afghan Sheeep herders, History, how does it work?

      • db

        Yep, wouldn’t it be hilarious if they got into some Afghanistan shit because of Uighur/Taliban influence or something?

        I mean, not funny for the Uighurs, but China needs to be taken down a peg or two. They haven’t had a war in a long time.

        Listen to me…hell no, I don’t want to see war and destruction anywhere. But if the CCP got stuck in one, they’d deserve everything they got.

        But the ones fighting the war will just be Chinese regular people, not the leadership. The little guy always loses the war.

    • mock-star

      They forgot to give the Afghan National Security Forces mandatory diversity training. Otherwise they would be winning.

  48. db

    anyone thinking Humpday Zoom?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Family friendly site dude…geesh

      • db

        Sorry, I meant Zoomday Hump.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Zoomhump Day? Either way its gonna be a good time

      • Nephilium

        I wasn’t… but if no one else is available to step up, I can kick one off and pass off hosting duties.

      • db

        Seems like light interest.

    • westernsloper

      Not me. I stayed up too late last night. I am about to make a salad and off to bed. As to salad, I started using canned anchovies as a part of my dressing. Crushing those little bastards is more difficult than I thought and it is a much stronger flavor but I am thinking I like it.

      • db

        So now you’re into making seafood crush porn? yikes.

      • The Hyperbole

        Are you using the entire tin? get the jarred anchovies and only use one (two at the most) fillets per dish.

  49. Hyperion

    I’m going to just leave this here again, because I take no pleasure from other people getting fucked over from something I’ve already been/still getting fucked over by.

    Do not travel international if it is not absolute necessary.

    I’ve spent 4 hours on the phone today on hold, for no reason at all.

    I tried to schedule a quick return Covid PCR for international travel.

    The first place I tried, the test is $300 and do not bother calling, you will be placed on hold, forever. Message left to call you back will get no results. Emails will get no responses, texts will get no responses, chats will get no responses.

    I finally got ahold of someone after more than 3 hours on hold. Result? Just some background at first. United Airlines have set up 2 Covid Test Centers at Newark Airport (EWR). The airline who set both these up is United Airlines. The test company is XpressCheck. According to their website (XpressCheck.com).

    So after 3 hours on hold, the person was extremely stupid and rude. She tells me, ‘We don’t know anything about that, call the airline’. I said, it’s United Airlines. She said ‘We don’t know where you’re going’. I said ‘Sao Paulo Brazil’. She said ‘We don’t know anything about Covid Testing, call the Airport. I said ‘What is it that you company does?’. She said ‘Covid 19 Testing’. I said ‘And you don’t know anything about that?’. She said ‘No, call the airline’.

    Then I called the both the airline and the airport, was on hold for an additional 25 minutes and the call just ended.

    I’m telling you, ignore what I just said at your own peril, but good luck.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      No travel for you! peasant, go to your Hovel and praise the Biden!

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      I used to love air travel.

      Today, there is not a single place on the planet that I want to go to badly enough to put up with the TSA and modern commercial flight. The panicdemic nailed the coffin shut and buried it 50 feet deep.

      • Hyperion

        I did. Still no idea when you need to get the test so that you can make the 72 hour window. You have to arrive at your destination no more than 72 hours after you take the test and have your negative test result ready. The window of opportunity is extremely tight. Miss it, miss your flight, and lose the 250 bucks you paid for the test.

        And you have to take the test again before you come back and make the same absurdly tight window.