Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – Hit Self-Destruct

by | Aug 4, 2021 | Daily Links | 316 comments

Obama Sharply Scales Back 60th Birthday Bash Amid Rising Concerns Over Delta

Former President Barack Obama was planning a huge bash this weekend to celebrate his 60th birthday. But now he’s slashed the guest list amid concerns about the COVID-19 Delta variant. Some of the hundreds of guests had already arrived, or were on their way, to Martha’s Vineyard for the Saturday party when Obama canceled the big bash and transformed it into a gathering for “family and close friends,” according to a spokeswoman.

More than 400 people, including former administration officials, celebrities, and Democratic Party donors, were planning to attend the party that included a medical “coronavirus coordinator” charged with collecting proof of vaccination and negative COVID-19 tests. Among the celebrities expected to attend were several big names, including Oprah Winfrey and Steven Spielberg. The party, which would have also included some 200 staff, was planned as an outdoor gathering that followed Centers for Disease Control and Prevention protocols. “They’ve been concerned about the virus from the beginning, asking invited guests if they had been vaccinated, requesting that they get a test proximate to the event,” said David Axelrod, a former top Obama adviser. “But when this was planned, the situation was quite different. So they responded to the changing circumstances.”

I find my sympathy lacking. In fact, given how many graduations and proms and summer camps and birthdays and anniversaries and weddings and childhoods and a million other happy occasions the Democrat-driven COVID panic destroyed, Barry and Michelle can just suck a dead possum’s asshole for all I care.


Ken Burns Responds to Criticism Around Diversity in Documentary and PBS’ Reliance on the Director

Ken Burns, a PBS mainstay and award-winning documentarian, has responded to criticism around his relationship with the public broadcaster and diversity within the larger documentary community.

Speaking to The New York Times Sway podcast host Kara Swisher for an episode titled, “Is Ken Burns Taking Up Too Much Space?” the creator of popular documentaries Baseball, Jazz, The Civil War and the upcoming Muhammad Ali documentary responded to criticisms around white documentarians like himself being the arbiters of narratives around Black figures. Burns defended his work on projects like Jazz and his latest doc focused on the famous boxer and activist, arguing that as someone who explores American history, he can’t escape covering race.

“My beat is American history and what I found over the years is that every story, regardless of whether it’s obviously this — Muhammad Ali — is going to intersect with race,” he said. “We know when we were founded, and we know why we were founded, we know our catechism: We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal. I’m a third of the way through the sentence and you have got to stop because the guy who wrote it owned slaves and didn’t see the hypocrisy and didn’t see the contradiction. So you can’t deal with American history, which is what I’m interested in in my heart — I cannot do this without touching on these stories.”

Sweet pale strips of Ken-flesh for “allies” to consume. You can never be too Woke for the Woke. There will always be someone with eyes more wide-open and with teeth ready to rip and tear.


 

Dogs know when humans are lying to them

Dogs may be able to tell when humans are deceiving them, according to a new study.

Specifically, researchers found that dogs react differently to false information given to them by a misinformed human than they do to a human who is flat-out lying to them.

The findings suggest that dogs have a “theory of mind” that they use to explain what their owners are up to. Children typically develop this ability around age 4.

“Although every dog owner thinks that their dog ‘understands’ them, such a sophisticated level of reasoning about the mental states of others had never been scientifically shown in dogs,” senior author Ludwig Huber, the head of the Comparative Cognition unit at the Messerli Research Institute in Vienna, and lead author Lucrezia Lonardo, a doctoral student at the Messerli Research Institute, wrote in a joint email to Live Science.



 

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316 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Crankin’ the hog. You?

      • R C Dean

        I believe that’s “optimizing my resistance to prostate cancer” now.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        I try to live a healthy lifestyle.

      • db

        Is that actually a thing?

      • R C Dean

        Some study told me what I wanted to hear, so, yeah, SCIENCE!

      • db

        We are all men of science now.

      • Tonio

        Yes. Like anything else, you have to exercise it to keep it healthy.

      • Tonio

        Also, if you’re TRULY concerned there are these products. [probably NSFW even though totes legit health products]

        I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with the practice of “pegging” becoming fashionable.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m sure this has absolutely nothing to do with the practice of “pegging” becoming fashionable.

        None whatsoever.

      • Tres Cool

        yo I beat my dick so much it thinks Im Chris Brown

      • waffles

        I appreciate a commitment to a healthy lifestyle.

      • Ozymandias

        Okay, I busted out laughing at that one. Nicely done, TC.

      • Tres Cool

        The alternative is “choke it like Im Ezekiel Elliot”

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    So dogs are smarter than at least half the American population.

    • kinnath

      Obviously

    • Animal

      That’s setting the bar pretty low.

  3. Rebel Scum

    Dogs may be able to tell when humans are deceiving them, according to a new study.

    You can only pretend to throw the ball so many times before they catch on.

    • kinnath

      Depends on the breed.

    • Plisade

      Can confirm. My Aussie’s bathtub is right off the living room where we hang out all the time. But when it’s bath time, he somehow knows, and will not enter the living room so I can shut the door and keep him in. I have to sneak his bath towels in when he’s otherwise occupied, then pretend to be just hanging out. Once I have him trapped in the area, he’s then resigned and will get in the tub voluntarily. But getting him trapped in that room takes all the deception I can muster. He. Just. Knows.

      • Tundra

        My sheepdog pretends he’s deaf. It’s fucking hilarious.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        Dogs can smell really well. Your dog knows he smells, so his bath time is imminent. Your dog is looking for body language from you and you are giving it away without knowing.

        Kind of how animals can tell theyre in trouble based on tiny inflections in your voice.

        I teach my dogs to sit, lay down by hand signals only. Once dogs get used to that, other training like healing is really easy.

  4. Ownbestenemy

    Well I know what cake I’m baking my wife for her next birthday

    • Zwak, jack off, all trades

      New meaning to the term “sugar tits”

  5. Gustave Lytton

    I remember Kara Swisher’s name. She made bank off All Things D along with Walt Mossberg. Back to doing podcasts for NYT. Is that a step up or down?

    • SugarFree

      Podcast is always a step down. Always. Homeless to podcast: step down. Prison riot to podcast: step down. Deceased to podcast: step down.

      • Tonio

        [Tearfully checks product return window on pro audio equipment.]

      • waffles

        That’s a step up.

      • Ozymandias

        This is absolute poetry.

  6. R C Dean

    But now he’s slashed the guest list

    Has he, though? I’m not seeing any numbers on how big the party will be. I’m guessing he and Michelle consider all the invitees to be “close friends” anyway, for values of “close friend” to politicians and sociopaths.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Not the donors!

      • R C Dean

        For a politician/sociopath, those are their closest friends.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Counselor! So nice to see you!! How’s the family??

    • Nephilium

      What they mean by that is they’ve added Slash to the guest list.

    • Don Escaped Texas

      “given how many graduations and proms and summer camps and birthdays and anniversaries and weddings and childhoods and a million other happy occasions the Democrat-driven COVID panic destroyed”

      yes sir, indeed sir

  7. Chipwooder

    Superchunk? Wow, there’s a blast from the past.

  8. R C Dean

    I cannot do this without touching on these stories

    Hey, buddy . . . ,

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    diversity within the larger documentary community

    Anybody else notice the constant references to the *insert characteristic here* communities?

    It’s as if they’re some monolithic block. I suppose it’s to provide a platform for those who purport to speak for the “community,” but it’s an irritating turn of phrase and it seems to me presumptuous.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      True, And I for one demand representation for the Glib community in the hall of power.

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Which identity group do you represent?

      • SugarFree

        Hog Crankers Local 201

      • Heroic Mulatto

        We’ve filled that quota.

      • Chipwooder

        Short fat misanthropes in my case

      • Heroic Mulatto

        Filled that quota too.

      • R C Dean

        Howsabout tall, charming, and witty?

      • Tundra

        I’m here. Sorry I’m late.

      • Animal

        I am that quota here.

      • juris imprudent

        I wouldn’t belong to an identity group that would have me as a member.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      It’s as if they’re some monolithic block.

      Disparate impact falls apart when you start analyzing individuals. That’s why you always get this post-hoc analysis going on. If you ask people about why they decided to zig instead of zag, their answers tend to center on preferences and what’s best for them and their families. When you aggregate the data, it’s easy to point out the disparities.

  10. The Other Kevin

    I don’t feel bad for Barry, he’s had enough star-studded parties to last several lifetimes. Though I wonder what “scaled back” looks like. Going from 400 to 350?

    Dogs and humans have evolved together. It is biologically advantageous for a dog to be a good companion to humans (if not, they are out in the wild fending for themselves). But it is cool to see what types of behavior they can prove.

    • Tres Cool

      If the virus were truly deadly, say along the lines of an ebola, Id encourage the Obamas to invite as many of their asshole friends over to hang out.
      Maybe cull the herd a bit.

      • The Other Kevin

        Masque of the Blue Death

      • Tonio

        [golf clap]

  11. Rebel Scum

    Beware and shun the unvaccinated masses.

    When you go to the airport, you see two kinds of security rules. Some apply equally to everyone; no one can carry weapons through the TSA checkpoint. But other protocols divide passengers into categories according to how much of a threat the government thinks they pose. If you submit to heightened scrutiny in advance, TSA PreCheck lets you go through security without taking off your shoes; a no-fly list keeps certain people off the plane entirely. Not everyone poses an equal threat. Rifling through the bags of every business traveler and patting down every preschooler and octogenarian would waste the TSA’s time and needlessly burden many passengers.

    The same principle applies to limiting the spread of the coronavirus. The number of COVID-19 cases keeps growing, even though remarkably safe, effective vaccines are widely available, at least to adults. Many public agencies are responding by reimposing masking rules on everyone. But at this stage of the pandemic, tougher universal restrictions are not the solution to continuing viral spread. While flying, vaccinated people should no longer carry the burden for unvaccinated people. The White House has rejected a nationwide vaccine mandate—a sweeping suggestion that the Biden administration could not easily enact if it wanted to—but a no-fly list for unvaccinated adults is an obvious step that the federal government should take. It will help limit the risk of transmission at destinations where unvaccinated people travel—and, by setting norms that restrict certain privileges to vaccinated people, will also help raise the stagnant vaccination rates that are keeping both the economy and society from fully recovering.

    Flying is not a right, and the case for restricting it to vaccinated people is straightforward: The federal government is the sole entity that can regulate the terms and conditions of airline safety. And although air-filtration systems and mask requirements make transmission of the coronavirus unlikely during any given passenger flight, infected people can spread it when they leave the airport and take off their mask. The whole point of international-travel bans is to curb infections in the destination country; to protect itself, the United States still has many such restrictions in place. Beyond limiting the virus’s flow from hot spots to the rest of the country, allowing only vaccinated people on domestic flights will change minds, too.

    Limit their travel. If that doesn’t work, off to the camps!

    • SugarFree

      A bold plea for increased profiling.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Fuck you Juliette. You don’t get to decide my rights.

      She’s a protege of Janet Reno and a member of the CFR. She’s the very definition of an authoritarian.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And it turns out she’s tied up with the NSO Group, the Israeli company that was selling spyware to third world dictators so they could use it against their enemies.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Ban Private Schools (or whatever the headline was) was a recent article of theirs.

    • Tonio

      “no one can carry weapons through the TSA checkpoint”

      Air marshals can, of course. I believe that federal law enforcement on duty or doing prisoner transport can. Also federal security details for VIPs, I believe.

    • R C Dean

      The number of COVID-19 cases keeps growing

      Note the stolen base – that COVID-19 poses a sufficient threat to restrict travel.

      Flying is not a right

      Show your work on that one. If flying, driving, using mass transit, taking a train, are all “not rights”, then I suppose travelling at all is “not a right”, either.

      I’m eagerly awaiting the collision of vacks restrictions and disparate impact on minorities. Now that we’ve mandated vaccines, I wonder if our D & I crowd is going to notice if we fire, as seems likely, a disproportionate number of minority employees.

      • Tres Cool

        Dont the anti-gov’t “sovereign citizen” types use the “Im free to travel Im not conducting commerce” when they get stopped with no tags or valid license ?

      • juris imprudent

        I wonder if our D & I crowd

        Didn’t even slow down the Title IX onslaught, not even when it was clearly and openly known. Nope. Acceptable collateral damage that was.

      • Swiss Servator

        Race has taken over as King Factor in the grievance warz.

      • juris imprudent

        I was talking about how many black young men were getting thrown under the Title IX bus because the white girls regretted sex with them.

    • Tulip

      And we know that the no fly list is totally accurate

    • rhywun

      I guess we’re just pretending to ignore all the recent stories of vaxxed people getting the ’vid anyway?

      • rhywun

        or “we’re just going to ignore”

        Ugh I need another drink.

    • Loveconstitution1789

      The unvaccinated will still be required to pay burdensome taxation to subsidize the vaccinated using air travel, Im sure.

  12. Tonio

    I was sorta hoping that the Obama birthday bash would serve as a soft walking-back of lockdown policies.

    Somehow I suspect that the event won’t really be scaled back that much, basically give them an excuse to not invite certain people (life imitates art, after all). I can’t wait for the photos of unmasked ppl to start leaking.

    “Barry and Michelle can just suck a dead possum’s asshole for all I care…” Why I come here.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If it was a catalyst for the shunning of the measures fantastic, but it isn’t and we know Barry and Meeeshell don’t believe everyone should share their privledge.

    • Nephilium

      You mean like Newsom, Whitmer, Wolf, the Texas Democrats, Fauci, and all of the others who have been caught breaking their own rules and restrictions did?

  13. R C Dean

    Although every dog owner thinks that their dog ‘understands’ them, such a sophisticated level of reasoning about the mental states of others had never been scientifically shown in dogs

    So many questions.

    Has it been “scientifically shown” in humans?

    Why on earth would a pack animal not have the ability to comprende what the other members of the pack are up to?

    How “sophisticated” does the “reasoning” have to be to figure out, from nonverbal cues, that somebody is lying to you?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      What lies are you telling your dog?

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Just the tip.

      • R C Dean

        Dude . . . .

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Seconded

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        What? I assumed you were feeding him Snausages. I don’t know what you’re thinking, you sicko.

      • R C Dean

        “Good dog”, for starters.

      • Tres Cool

        Bookmarked. Last week I took Jugsy’s boxer, The Dozer, in for a look @ a growth on his ear, and annual maintenance. I walked out $300 light in the pocket. She threw a fit (all the way from Queens, NYC) “$300 for what ? You were there not even half an hour!”

        Ill send this to her.

    • Heroic Mulatto

      Has it been “scientifically shown” in humans?

      The ‘false-belief task’ has been reproduced many times in human studies. There is strong evidence for a ‘theory of mind’, in my opinion. Particularly with the problems autistic individuals have with the task and the commonality of structural differences in the pons and cerebellum they have compared to neurotypical individuals.

      • R C Dean

        HM, always glad to see you drop by. Got a link to a layman’s overview of “false-belief task” and “theory of mind”?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Forget all the intellectual crap, when’s the next Thicc Thursday?

      • Bobarian LMD

        He said we’d have trouble with the task.

  14. Rebel Scum

    Does anyone want to tell him?

    A bill requiring photo identification to purchase firearm ammunition in Pennsylvania is intended to keep loaded guns out of the hands of minors, according to its sponsor, Democratic state Rep. Brian Kirkland.

    Current law prohibits ammunition from being sold to anyone the seller has reasonable cause to believe is younger than 18 or 21 depending on the type of ammunition. However, sellers are not required to verify the buyer’s age by asking to see an ID.

    The legislation would require all ammunition buyers in Pennsylvania to provide an official form of photographic identification with every purchase of ammunition. It would reinforce current law, ensuring ammunition is not sold to children, without infringing on any individual’s Second Amendment rights, Kirkland said.

    • db

      Maybe they could do something like a literacy test, too.

      Also, if poll taxes are so bad, how come there’s an excise tax on firearms and ammunition?

    • Rat on a train

      So blacks can’t buy ammunition?

    • Don Escaped Texas

      22LR is pistol ammo!

  15. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Dogs know when humans are lying to them

    Great.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      I have had to repeatedly tell my brother over several decades “Never lie to a dog. They will remember, and then treat you like the asshole they perceive you to be for the rest of their lives.”

      • Mojeaux

        As long as the dog knows I’m the boss, I don’t really give a flip what it thinks of me. Treat me like I’m an asshole? Look into my eyes, doggie. I dare you. Okay, so I only had to stare down one dog once. It was a chow. I really hate those fuckers.

        Otherwise, dogs like me and I pat them on the head and call their owners to come get them.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I was just thinking about all the lies I told the dog right before he went away.

  16. Tundra

    That do story is gold!

    The majority of the dogs chose the bucket with the food in it.

    Get the fuck out of here!

    Superchunk is also gold.

    Driveway to Driveway.

  17. Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

    So will Twitter and Facebook be employing dogs as fact checkers? They couldn’t do worse than they are now, if you assume their intent is to actually check facts.

    I wonder if Obama will be giving copies of his books as parting gifts for that party.

    • The Other Kevin

      Everyone gets an iPod loaded with his speeches.

      • Rat on a train

        That is reserved for VIPs.

      • rhywun

        But first you have to listen to him drone on about himself for hours.

  18. db

    Former President Barack Obama was planning a huge bash this weekend to celebrate his 60th birthday. But now he’s slashed the guest list amid concerns about the COVID-19 Delta variantperceived optics of his actions.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      So if Obama is scaling back, does that mean Pearl Jam could be available for my 60th birthday party instead?

      Yes, I was born the same year as Obama.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        They might count years differently where he was born.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Maybe VH or DLR, if you save Brooke Shields from drowning.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “VH”
        OK, I’ve got some bad news.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Heh.

        ‘s OK, just get Petty or Prince to fill in.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Former President Barack Obama [slowly takes his hand out of the cookie jar]

  19. Rebel Scum

    Commies are always after your kids.

    “It’s time to take a different strategic approach, and that means the right kind of mandates. And the Key to NYC Pass to me is exactly the right kind of mandate,” de Blasio said, touting the city’s vaccine passport program which forces private businesses to discriminate against unvaccinated individuals.

    “[It] gives people the opportunity to live life fully — the freedom to — to live life fully simply by getting vaccinated. Even the first dose gets you in the game,” he said, touting the ease of showing proof of vaccination via a vaccination card, the NYC app, or the Excelsior pass. …

    “We’re also looking forward to the point where kids can get vaccinated at a younger age. That 5-11 group. That’s not that too far away. That should be this year, in the next couple of months, so that’s going to help as well,” he said, promising further details to come on NYC’s vaccine passport program.

    Children are not susceptible and therefore do not need to risk it. This is child abuse.

    • Tres Cool

      “… and that means the right kind of mandates.” is about all I needed to read

      • Fatty Bolger

        Jesus. What a fucking perv. And now they’re going to make things very bad for that poor girl.

    • R C Dean

      What I’m hearing is that de Blasio wants to penetrate your children and pollute their precious bodily fluids.

    • Tonio

      “which forces private businesses to discriminate against unvaccinated individuals”

      I remember when government mandates forced private businesses to discriminate against individuals on the basis of color. For reals.

      I wonder how much trouble I’d get into if I mentioned that on social media?

      • R C Dean

        We need a variation on Jim Crow for this. I’m drawing a blank.

      • EvilSheldon

        Jim Corvid?

      • Tonio

        Folks, we have a very strong contender here. Very strong.

      • R C Dean

        I like, but maybe a little too brainy – how many people know crows are corvids?

      • Tres Cool

        Today on glibertarians.com, I learned…..

      • Tundra

        Masturbation is a critical component of GlibFit?

      • Tres Cool

        It just never gets old.

      • Agent Cooper

        That’s their problem, not ours.

      • Tonio

        That’s the beauty, they don’t have to know and it still works. At worst they think it’s a typo but still get the meaning.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Masturbation is “THE” critical component…

      • Gadfly

        I didn’t. I’d say if it’s a bit brainy, just dumb it down to something like “Jim Crovid”, a portmanteau of crow+covid.

      • Ozymandias

        I’m with Tonio on this one.
        Jim Corvid is very, very good out of the gate.
        It’s like Bugs Bunny cartoons – it works on multiple levels. The idiots will react to the letters and “typo” – the smart kids will correct them.

      • R C Dean

        The distance from “Jim Crow” to “Jim Corvid” is just a little too long, as far as instant association of the two by the listener/reader. I’m going with “Jab Crow”.

      • EvilSheldon

        Aww, I’m actually blushing here…

      • Tonio

        Glibs distributed cogitation, ACTIVATE!

      • Nephilium

        James Covid?

      • Translucent Chum

        Jab Crow.

      • R C Dean

        I think this is my fave so far.

    • rhywun

      I’m more angry that he’s a smarmy asshole than at the edicts, which I fully expected.

      • Penguin

        You didn’t expect him to be a smarmy asshole?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that came out wrong.

  20. UnCivilServant

    I made it four miles, but I may have pushed too far. I was in just such a bad mood that I picked a route that could not be short-circuited and could only be completed.

    • Tres Cool

      Give yourself a rest tomorrow.

      Nice work.

    • Tundra

      Good job. Walking fixes a lot of stuff.

    • Rat on a train

      Now it’s time for a different daily health exercise.

      • UnCivilServant

        A: I’m not back to pre-surgical endurance.

        B: I have a road trip coming up where most (all) of the planned stops involve a good deal of walking.

        For now, I am best served by making sure I’m in a suitable shape for that.

    • Tundra

      No.

      And fuck you.

    • grrizzly

      No determination has yet been made on whether such retail restrictions would extend to grocery stores.

      Wow.

    • R C Dean

      Do it. DO IT!

      In the whole “laboratory of democracy” tradition, I am all in favor of lefty crapholes passing the most vicious vacks mandates they can think up. I want NYC to pass a “jobs program” of welding the unvacksed into their homes. I want LA to set up camps in hte desert to “concentrate” the unvacksed. I’m sick of this namby-pamby slide into totalitarianism. Put on your best lace panties and let ‘er rip.

      • Sean

        LOL.

        Careful what you wish for, though.

      • juris imprudent

        Why not? If the bright line is going to be crossed – let them step boldly forward. It reduces the adjustment for range.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      City, not county. SM, BH, CC, WH, Burbank, Glendale, Pasadena, et alia could presumably do as each liked.

      • grrizzly

        I don’t believe Santa Monica will let itself be outdone by the city of LA. Back in January there were big digital road signs everywhere in downtown SM threatening heavy fines to anyone not wearing a mask outdoors. Beverly Hills had “Cover That Face” banners on every other lamp post.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Hence presumably.

        allegedly? theoretically?

    • Penguin

      LA City Council to consider requiring vaccinations to enter indoor spaces

      Cop: Sir, you can’t enter that residence without a vaccine passport

      Guy: But…this is my house.

      Cop: Do you have a passport?

      Guy: No, but this is my house

      Cop: (unholstering gun) Sir, step away from the door…

  21. Suthenboy

    “…the guy who wrote it owned slaves and didn’t see the hypocrisy and didn’t see the contradiction.”
    He did and many of the other founders did. That is what the 3/5 compromise was all about, a first step in getting rid of slavery. This guy is a historian/documentarian?

    Dogs lie their asses off. They deceive other dogs and humans. They are fully cognizant of the concept of deception. They are highly social creatures, of course they can detect lies in humans and other dogs.
    I saw something the other day about how they can smell your mood within seconds of interacting with you. Of course they know when you are lying.

    • Shpip

      Suthen: Nice doggie…
      Ridgeback: Fuck you, cracker. I’ma goin’ down fightin’.

      Yeah, you’d probably know better than any of us on that score.

      • Suthenboy

        Crazy isn’t just for people. I feel awful for him but he didn’t give me a choice.

    • R C Dean

      Dogs lie their asses off.

      Indeed they do. They are hilariously bad it, mostly.

  22. Rebel Scum

    “Antivaxxers” is dishonest in this context but I won’t hold it against you even though I would gladly hold it against you, if you take my meaning.

    “There’s still a large group of people who are anti-vaxxers or just don’t listen to the facts. It’s a real shame,” the former “Friends” actress told InStyle. “I’ve just lost a few people in my weekly routine who have refused or did not disclose [whether or not they had been vaccinated], and it was unfortunate.”

    “I feel it’s your moral and professional obligation to inform, since we’re not all podded up and being tested every single day,” the 52-year-old added. “It’s tricky because everyone is entitled to their own opinion — but a lot of opinions don’t feel based in anything except fear or propaganda.

    Correct but not how you mean.

    • Suthenboy

      She drank the Kool-aid.
      Get that? Her opinions based on her feeling are the correct metric by which to determine what opinions you are allowed to hold.

      • Suthenboy

        That is some kind of arrogance. I wonder how many cats she has.

    • The Other Kevin

      I wonder how many people she shunned in the past because they thought vaccines would give their kids autism?

    • Tundra

      Still would.

      • Tres Cool

        I concur. Id split her in two like a piece of dry hickory.

      • R C Dean

        #metoo

    • Tonio

      “I’ve just lost a few people in my weekly routine who have refused or did not disclose [whether or not they had been vaccinated], and it was unfortunate.”

      Yeah, it’s not the unvaxed who kick the vaxed and the non-disclosers out of their social circles.

      Intellectual dishonesty is what this all about. It’s not a loss of civil rights, it’s choosing to care for others, being responsible, etc.

  23. Ozymandias

    Someone at the Blaze did some heavy lifting on why vax mandates are illegal and Jacobson is complete horseshit. He whiffs on the one legal reason that’s my wheelhouse: the Nuremburg Code. The Nuremburg Code’s adoption into federal law, as well as the adoption of the treaty by Congress, nullified Jacobson. There’s no logical way around it. That’s what the Doctor Trials at Nuremburg were about. I’m writing a piece about that at the moment. I’m going to post it up, but this guy did a bunch of good work. Dershowitz is 100% wrong on this issue, for the same exact reason he whiffed on torture warrants (unsurprisingly). It’s a philosophical blindspot for him, which amazes me.

    https://www.theblaze.com/blaze-news/horowitz-why-dershowitz-is-wrong-to-apply-jacobson-decision-in-support-of-vaccine-passports

    • Suthenboy

      *ahem* Someone around here may have mentioned that a week or two ago.

      (paraphrased) “The reason it is illegal is because of a some dude named Josef Mengele”

    • rhywun

      That Holmes sure was a piece of work.

      • Ozymandias

        Completely wrong, yet beloved because he was a wonderful solipsist. Believed in “might makes right” – the legal positivists. The law is what the lawmakers and lawgivers say it is. It’s probably why he’s so loved by so many lawyers, the most arrogant profession staffed by a people least qualified to hold that opinion of themselves. Notice that implicit in his opinion is that the state can draft you (that’s what the line about the best is referring to) – if fedgov can forcibly conscript people, it can certainly tie their tubes or give them the jab. He was philosophically consistent, at least. That’s where the “falsely shouting fire in a crowded theater” bullshit comes out of, too. Of course he would throw a guy protesting the Draft in jail – the Constitution isn’t a suicide pact, you know!! Complete. Piece. of. Statist-Progressive. Shit.

      • R C Dean

        lawyers, the most arrogant profession staffed by a people least qualified to hold that opinion of themselves

        The physicians would like a word . . . .

        Complete. Piece. of. Statist-Progressive. Shit.

        Agreed.

        Believed in “might makes right” – the legal positivists.

        Yup. They managed to strip morality out of the law. Good job, guys.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        the most arrogant profession staffed by a people least qualified to hold that opinion of themselves.

        I walked out of law school with a lower opinion of lawyers than I walked in with. Anybody who tells you that lawyers are smart or well heeled or elite is a fucking liar. Most of them are emotionally stunted rich kids who are indistinguishable from trailer trash* but for the cash. They happened to get a 3.8 in French postmodern ballet at a liberal arts school and eventually got a passable LSAT score through sheer repetition.

        *no offense intended toward the trailer dwelling glibs. I don’t know any other racially neutral alternative to “white trash”

      • R C Dean

        emotionally stunted rich kids who are indistinguishable from trailer trash* but for the cash

        *sweats, tugs collar*

      • Tulip

        Doesn’t well-heeled mean well off? Seems like lawyers generally are compared to rest of population. I’m trying to figure out what you meant instead

      • Mojeaux

        He means bad lawyers are a dime a dozen.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I meant it as an alternative to prim and proper. I probably used it wrong… I do that a lot. ?

        Which old musical is it where the dad is a lawyer and they live in a big house and struggle with upper middle class struggles like moving away? Meet Me in St Louis? Yeah, that’s not my experience with lawyers.

        Anyway, point being that most lawyers I’ve been around are bitching about how they can’t pay their bills, how their significant other drinks too much, how such-and-so is such a bitch because she said something mean, and how they couldn’t remember the weekend because they got smashed and don’t remember driving home but thank God I didn’t get pulled over.

      • grrizzly

        The least cool lawyer I’ve known bragged about having dinner at the top of the Eiffel Tower.

      • Mojeaux

        So, in my y00t, I helped my PI dad who worked for medmal lawyers. I gathered medical records and transcribed statements and interviews he conducted and suchlike. My real introduction to the medical profession gave me a bit of a sour taste in my mouth for doctors. Certain medical problems I had throughout the next 15 years only deepened that opinion.

        My point: Lawyers > doctors.

      • EvilSheldon

        “I don’t know any other racially neutral alternative to “white trash”…”

        I’ve always used ‘hilljack’.

      • Ted S.

        Isn’t that a Mick Jagger movie?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I don’t know that I can articulate it, but I think there’s difference between hilljack and trailer trash. Hilljack, to me, denotes agricultural. Trailer trash doesn’t. Hilljacks launch anvils with dynamite. Trailer trash launch meth labs with.. well… meth.

      • Animal

        I’m surprised we’re not launching anvils with dynamite right now.

      • Animal

        The term hereabouts, by the way, is “Willowbilly.”

      • Gadfly

        I walked out of law school with a lower opinion of lawyers than I walked in with.

        LOL. My younger brother had the same experience. He’s an eternal optimist and I’m generally a cynic, the source of many good-natured disagreements between us, and he told me that law school more than anything else he experienced (including interning for a US Senator) made him think I might be right in my general outlook.

        no offense intended toward the trailer dwelling glibs. I don’t know any other racially neutral alternative to “white trash”

        Plebeian? But trailer trash is fine, I think, as I’ve never took it to encompass everyone who lives in trailers but rather just those people that everyone else in the trailer park looks down on.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        You can quickly figure out how much of a liar a lawyer is by asking a few questions about the US Constitution.

        If they wont admit that the constitution is the supreme law and all federal and state laws must fit into its limitation, enumerated powers, granted rights, and protected rights…they are shitty lawyers. That basic constitutional law.

        Then you have lawyers who advocate exceptions to protected rights, when the constitution does not provide for them. 2nd amendment does not provide for any gun control laws. None.

        Then you have lawyers who think it okay for the fed or state governments to do anything as if power comes from government officials. The fed nor states have plenary powers. Their respective constitutions must grant the powers they seek.

        Its why obamacare is so unconstitutional. There is no power for the feds or states to force people to buy a product or service. None. Its why commie roberts contorted the penaltax, because can tax you.

  24. Sean

    3 months ago the CDC said that 35% of the country had covid already. Since then, they’ve poisoned almost half the nation with their “vaccines”.

    What the fuck logic are they gonna manufacture for the next set of lockdowns? It’s obvious they’re gonna try. Look at the daily “news” and panic porn.

    • rhywun

      They’re literally aiming for “zero cases”. They have said this.

      That is the clue that this will never end.

      • Suthenboy

        One cannot eradicate a virus. We just have to ride it out until it mutates to something less harmful, which this one is doing. They are about to lose their pretense for the huge power-grab thus the increased shrieking and invention of new pretenses for why they can never let the power go.

  25. CPRM

    The abolition of domestic slavery is the great object of desire in those colonies, where it was unhappily introduced in their infant state. But previous to the enfranchisement of the slaves we have, it is necessary to exclude all further importations from Africa; yet our repeated attempts to effect this by prohibitions, and by imposing duties which might amount to a prohibition, have been hitherto defeated by his majesty’s negative: Thus preferring the immediate advantages of a few African corsairs to the lasting interests of the American states, and to the rights of human nature, deeply wounded by this infamous practice. Nay, the single interposition of an interested individual against a law was scarcely ever known to fail of success, though in the opposite scale were placed the interests of a whole country. That this is so shameful an abuse of a power trusted with his majesty for other purposes, as if not reformed, would call for some legal restrictions.

    A SUMMARY VIEW OF THE RIGHTS OF BRITISH AMERICA
    by Thomas Jefferson

    • CPRM

      …. the guy who wrote it owned slaves and didn’t see the hypocrisy and didn’t see the contradiction.

      ‘Historian’

      • Ozymandias

        Top. Men.

      • Gadfly

        To add to this, I think one of the early drafts of the Declaration of Independence (the selfsame document he’s quoting) also contained writing by Jefferson denouncing the slave trade. Yeah, he was a hypocrite, but most people who push for social improvement are. Propositions should be considered apart from the messenger. Which is not to say the messengers shouldn’t be criticized (they should), just that it doesn’t diminish the message.

      • Gadfly

        A little Googling proves my memory correct. In the first draft he wrote what would be honed to be that famous line:

        We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independant, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness;

        And later wrote this:

        [King George] has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating it’s most sacred rights of life & liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating & carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere, or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. this piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidel powers, is the warfare of the CHRISTIAN king of Great Britain. determined to keep open a market where MEN should be bought & sold, he has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or to restrain this execrable commerce: and that this assemblage of horrors might want no fact of distinguished die, he is now exciting those very people to rise in arms among us, and to purchase that liberty of which he has deprived them, & murdering the people upon whom he also obtruded them; thus paying off former crimes committed against the liberties of one people, with crimes which he urges them to commit against the lives of another.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s also worth broaching the complexities of the law at the time. It usually wasn’t as simple as just signing a piece of paper and the slave walking away free.

        Not to say that any of the founders were justified in their moral cowardice, but it at least tempers the derision if you take the complexities of their environment into account.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        I dont think it was hypocrisy because the realities of the time were such that many of the Founders owned slaves or had slaves passed down from their parents.

        They also wanted form a country from 13 colonies where 4 of those colonies were not going to give up slaves.

        The founders set 1808 as the hopeful date which slavery could be abolished. 4 slave states agreed to that.

        As a Libertarian, I would never own another person. If the founders were libertarians and not classic liberals, the USA might never have existed.

        Be careful viewing history from modern lenses.

  26. robc

    I am pretty sure Jefferson recognized the hypocrisy and contradiction.

    • robc

      And I am at least the 3rd to point this out. Oh well, it bears repeating.

      • rhywun

        *raises hand* 4th

        It’s hard to hold down a job and keep up, isn’t it.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Not only did they recognize it, they intentionally kicked the can down the road, knowing it would be a problem later.

      • R C Dean

        They had a choice. Either form a new country that included the 13 colonies, or go straight from the Revolutionary War to the Civil War.

      • R C Dean

        Meant to add:

        At a time when I believe the South would have held the advantage.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        For sure. I think that they, over-optimistically hoped that it would die on its own.

        That is just my supposition, though.

      • Suthenboy

        It was going to die on its own. Farm machinery was going to kill it. Slavery was already a walking dead man by the time the war started.

      • Ozymandias

        You can say, “thank you” to the Supreme Court for randomly declaring the political compromise – the Missouri Compromise – that the states “in Congress” had managed to work out. Yes, Dred Scott is awful on so many levels, but that decision in 1857 is what doomed the country to war. The fucking Nazgul made it impossible for it to die on its own by declaring the Mizzou Compromise an “unconstitutional taking” of property without due process.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Yep. From a utilitarian perspective, as the mechanization of farming progressed, the economic viability of slavery decreased.

      • juris imprudent

        Slavery was very slowly dying, until the cotton gin made cotton plantations, with slaves, a profitable venture.

      • Master JaimeRoberto (royal we/us)

        Would there have been a Civil War though? Or would the 2+ resulting smaller countries been easier targets for outside powers?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Hard to say, without Virginia the Northern colonies would’ve been screwed either way.

      • Tonio

        Maryland was also a slaver state. Like Virginia, plantations and slavery were common in the coastal areas. The Mason-Dixon line is the MD/PA border.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        True, but the center of power in the colonies was in Virginia, IMO.

        A fair argument could be made for Pennsylvania too though.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah it is funny to read and think of New York, including NYC, as a lesser state than Massachusetts was at the time.

      • Gadfly

        They kind of had to kick the can down the road considering the political realities. When the Declaration of Independence was crafted, slavery was legal in every state, and when the Constitution was being ratified it was still legal in two states north of the Mason-Dixon line (New York and New Jersey) as well as all states south of it.

      • Gadfly

        To put that into perspective, a quick look at the 1790 census reveals that approximately 60% of the US population at the time of the ratification of the Constitution lived in a state where slavery was legal (47% in the south and 13% in the north). The abolitionists were not going to win that argument.

    • Suthenboy

      It is amazing some of the claims made about the founders in the face of so much of their own writings.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        These clowns do not think that any research beyond, ‘slavery bad m’kay’ is necessary or worthwhile.

      • juris imprudent

        They are only regurgitating Zinn and his ilk.

  27. Rebel Scum

    So I can continue to refrain from venturing into Richmond and spending money.

    Several Richmond restaurants will now require a proof of vaccination or negative COVID test if customers do not wear a mask.

    A handful of restaurant owners have made the decision over the weekend to once again require masks for both employees and customers. If customers do not follow the mandatory mask policy, they will be required to show a proof of vaccination or a negative COVID-19 test within the last 72 hours before dine-in. …

    Last week, the Virginia Department of Health recommended people to where masks while indoors, regardless of vaccination status. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), those who are vaccinated can still carry and spread the virus to those who are unvaccinated.

    • Tres Cool

      I know its a triviality, but this caught my eye: “Last week, the Virginia Department of Health recommended people to WHERE masks while indoors”

    • Tres Cool

      “Also, Patel has seen a decrease in business over the weekend.

      “It’s concerning. I don’t know that it was specifically due to that but part of me feels that it could be. ”

      Gee…

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Where is General Grant when you need him?

    • Don Escaped Texas

      the shame of Little Rock: most serious cases in east Arkansas beg to be flown to Memphis. We know how to sew up a GSW.

      Seriously, long states have weird states. Consider how many ICU beds in MEM, BNA, and CHA are occupied by out of staters.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s going to be ex governor if he keeps talking that shit in Arkansas.

    • CPRM

      there are just over 1,100 total ICU beds

      There are currently 469 COVID patients in the ICU

      • R C Dean

        That’s actually a lot. Our ICU is at normal (pre-Vid) census without the ‘Vid patients (call it just under 20). We’re still pretty stable at between 10-20 total ‘Vid patients, and I think around 6 in the ICU. During the main wave last winter, we were up to 50 ‘Vid patients in the ICU.

        ICUs are expensive to run (you need more nurses, mainly, and somewhat more expensive doctors). They usually run at no less than 80% capacity. So, with that many ‘Vid patients in ICUs, I’m betting the hospitals have had to convert regular units to ICUs. That 1,100 ICU beds probably includes the converted units.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “19% are kids “

      Horse many of those are COVID?

      I’ll bet a significant percentage are RSV.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        How many…

    • Agent Cooper

      What is the current case fatality rate in Arkansas? That’s the question.

      • R C Dean

        0.941% over the past week.

        DIVOC is your friend. Love their population adjusted graphs.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m saving that one

  28. rhywun

    the guy who wrote it owned slaves and didn’t see the hypocrisy and didn’t see the contradiction.

    I wasn’t around back then but this strikes me as off. I think all of them were quite aware of it.

    • Agent Cooper

      “He has waged cruel war against human nature itself, violating its most sacred rights of life and liberty in the persons of a distant people who never offended him, captivating & carrying them into slavery in another hemisphere or to incur miserable death in their transportation thither. This piratical warfare, the opprobrium of infidel powers, is the warfare of the Christian King of Great Britain. Determined to keep open a market where Men should be bought & sold, he has prostituted his negative for suppressing every legislative attempt to prohibit or restrain this execrable commerce. And that this assemblage of horrors might want no fact of distinguished die, he is now exciting those very people to rise in arms among us, and to purchase that liberty of which he has deprived them, by murdering the people on whom he has obtruded them: thus paying off former crimes committed again the Liberties of one people, with crimes which he urges them to commit against the lives of another.”

  29. Ownbestenemy

    Got my interview for my promotion tomorrow morning. Damn zoom interview. Oh well, it will be hard to look things up if its a question I don’t know off the top of my head. However, pulled my written interview to make sure I don’t rehash things I wrote down.

    I have a feeling some Los Angeles folks are trying to find a way out and move to NV so there are a lot of candidates. I am confident as long as my whiteness and manliness isn’t a factor.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I am confident as long as my whiteness and manliness isn’t a factor.

      It’s becoming more and more of a factor with each passing day. People, especially white women, are getting pretty damn bold in their racist/sexist pronouncements in favor of DEI.

      • R C Dean

        Take a look at any professional awards line-up. If there are any white men in there, you can immediately discard them as potential winners. I’ve seen it several times for various bar association, etc. awarads. The white guys never win.

        For your sake, OBE, I hope all the candidates are white men. It may be the only way you’ll get fair consideration.

  30. OBJ FRANKELSON

    Apparently, our massa in Baton Rouge, John Bell Edwards, has issued some coof-related decrees that I will continue to ignore.

    • Suthenboy

      Statewide mask mandate. Also the senate rejected the veto override on constitutional carry. Fuckers. I have seen this tactic before. Vote yes confident of a veto. When the chance comes to override the veto, fold. Such slimy fuckers.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        How do you say fucking scumbags in Louisiana Creole?

      • Suthenboy

        “Fuckin’ Scumbags”

        My brother often uses “Trashbags”

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I have tabs open with email for all of my parish, state, and nationally elected officials. Planning on writing them this evening.

      • Gadfly

        Is it squishy Rs or the fact that there are no Ds who support constitutional carry? A quick look at the LA legislature breakdowns shows an overwhelming, but not veto-proof, Republican hold on the legislature (1 vote short of the ability to override in the House).

      • Suthenboy

        It had almost complete support of both parties. Apparently our pinko governor put a lot of pressure on the dems who were supporting it and he got three of them to flip. We are being assured that as soon as we get an R in the Governor’s mansion it will pass. I am not holding my breath.

      • R C Dean

        + 1 Lucy with a football

  31. Suthenboy

    Ozy – If mandatory doses of experimental drugs are illegal will they try to fast track FDA approval to get around that? Is it legal to mandate the dosing with approved (non-experimental) drugs?

    • Ozymandias

      This^^^^. See Chapter ___ of the anthrax book. After Doe v. Rumsfeld in 2004, in which a fed’l judge found the vaccine to be unlicensed and therefore investigational, the DoD got the FDA to fix what it had done wrong over the Christmas holiday. In the hierarchy of govt agencies, the DoD throws a LOT more weight than the FDA, at least it used to. So, the DoD made the FDA jump through the necessary hoops in order to make the fedl judge’s finding moot. (Interesting FN, that fed’l judge was Emmit Sullivan. Yep. Gave us a great result in Doe v. Rumsfeld, and subsequently lost his mind with Genl Flynn.) An interesting additional point was that in subsequent Equal Access to Justice Act action, the plaintiff’s were awarded their lawyers’ fees against the govt. This requires finding that the govt’s arguments were “not substantially justified” – which falls short of saying it was frivolous, so no lawyer gets impugned, but awards the plaintiff their lawyers’ fees.
      However, even if it’s not deemed experimental, mandatory vax for the population is still not the “settled law of the land.” We may be in a crazy time right now, but as I’ve said above, you still can’t get beyond what Horoqitz wrote in that Blaze article AND what I’ve said about Nuremberg being adopted into US law, including in all of the FDA regs on vaccines. Informed Consent is the law of the land, not Holmes flippant rhetorical swish about unlimited state power over the citizenry.

      • Suthenboy

        Thank you.

      • R C Dean

        The recent DOJ memo greenlighting employer mandates to be vaccinated shows a remarkable ignorance of what “informed consent” means. The DOJ breezily asserted that employers could fire employees, require them to be tested, etc. if they didn’t consent to be vaccinated, saying the the EUA prohibitions on inducement and requirements for informed consent applied only to the people administering the vacks.

        Informed consent, though, requires that nobody “induce” you with rewards or punishment. It can be obtained only when someone is fully informed of the risks, benefits, etc., and freely consents to the treatment. Telling somebody they will be fired if they don’t consent means its not good informed consent for medical purposes. The only “inducement” is the outcome of getting the treatment or not getting the treatment. IMO, any employer reward or punishment for a medical treatment negates good informed consent, regardless of whether it is research or not. But this was also cast aside for the flu vaccine, which Our Masters have long allowed employers to fire people for not getting.

        Much of what has been written recently about informed consent is in the research area, where exceptions had to be made to the prohibition on inducement in order to allow payment of research subjects (often necessary to get enough subjects).

      • R C Dean

        Stupid mouse.

        But the only inducements allowed in research are positive inducements (payment, free followup care, that kind of thing). No IRB on the planet would approve a study that said anyone who declined to participate would be barred from, well, anything at all.

      • westernsloper

        the flu vaccine, which Our Masters have long allowed employers to fire people for not getting.

        I have never ever heard of such a thing.

  32. Penguin

    Barry and Michelle can just suck a dead possum’s asshole for all I care.

    The man has a way with words. And FWIW, I completely agree with the sentiment.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I was thinking more along the lines of, ‘Eat a bag of syphilitic donkey dicks.’ His works too though.

      • Penguin

        Why not both?

      • limey

        Remember when Joan Rivers said that Michelle was a man?

  33. Penguin

    ….for values of “close friend” to politicians and sociopaths.

    I was going to ask about the difference, until I remembered politicians are a subset of the latter group.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Politicians ⊂ Sociopaths ⊂ Incompetents

    • CPRM

      Christian Cooper would go on to become a minor celebrity, penning a story for D.C. Comics inspired by the incident,

      fuck sake.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        No wonder everyone’s moving to manga or mango or mongo or whatever the hell it’s called.

      • limey

        Mandingo

    • Mojeaux

      That’s infuriating.

      Also scary, how easily your life can be derailed by other people, a world full of strangers believing what they’re told to believe about you.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, that story always seemed too pat. But because TMITE, they couldn’t resist turning into National News.

    • Suthenboy

      The racism crap is crap. Had a white man behaved in the same way she would have reacted the same. The Christian guy acted very unwisely. I am guessing he was tired of stepping on dog shit in an area dogs are forbidden to go.
      Being confrontational with strangers is always a bad idea.

    • Penguin

      The absence of any avenue for redemption or reconciliation when a breach has been made.

      This is an important point. Redemption is unavailable for those who have offended the Woke cult. Murderers? Sure. Child rapists? Why not? But if you stray from the politically correct line? You are to be assumed to eternally sinful.

      • Suthenboy

        Thus their hatred for Christianity. Redemption is the foundation of Christianity.

  34. limey

    Dogs know when humans are lying to them

    Reasonably good intuition and good at picking up on cues, yes. Not news to any dog owners. However, a dog is still a dog, and they are pretty dumb as animals go.

    • Suthenboy

      That depends on the individual animal. See: humans.
      I have one that is dumb as a brick and another that I once caught trying to figure out how to use the keypad lock on the back door. She was standing on her hind legs with a forepaw on either side of the key pad. She was being very still and staring intently at the keypad. After half of a minute or so she started punching the keys. I thought “Shit, I better not leave the car keys laying around where she can find them. I will be getting a call from the Sheriff “Yes Sir Mr. Suthenboy, we have Boots down here. We caught her going 75 in a 45 and she doesn’t have a driver’s license.”

      • rhywun

        Heh I am reminded of several Dean Koontz novels that feature curiously intelligent dogs.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, there’s a big range. I’ve had a couple of hound dogs that just weren’t that bright and a couple of terriers that were brilliant, brilliant for dogs anyway.

      • Suthenboy

        Boots, the lock picker dog in question, is half Australian Sheepdog and half Labrador. I have had a few very smart labs, one of which was Boot’s mother.

      • R C Dean

        I’ve had, let’s see, 6 pit bulls. All dumb as rocks. I think the females were marginally less dumb.

        I had a Newfoundland male that was very smart indeed. Very large, smart, and an alpha makes for a challenging pet.

    • CPRM

      But this is an EMERGENCY!

    • Brochettaward

      Yea well that law was probably written like 10 years ago by old white men who were racist.

    • R C Dean

      They will argue its not a true mandate because you can just be tested weekly instead.

      Of course, they also strongly imply they will make it a real mandate once the vacks goes off the EUA.

      I bet the nurse’s association is getting an earful from some of their members for supporting this. I guarantee you the law prohibiting mandates was pushed through with their support.

      • rhywun

        FWIW, Deblasio’s edict already does not allow for testing out of it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        How about having had it already?

      • rhywun

        Deblasio’s edict does not allow for having had it already.

      • Count Potato

        Well, when I was an EMT I had to get a bunch or vaccinations. Including an annual flu shot that I was told, “It’s not mandatory, but if you don’t get you can’t work”.

    • Suthenboy

      IANAL but it seems to me everything except vaccine development that govt has done with regards to the cootie bugs is illegal. I lean towards that being the whole point: to see how many laws they can break and get away with it until that becomes accepted practice.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I give them March 2020 as an initial panic. April and beyond was pure totalitarian overreach because they knew they could get away with it.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Sam’s trip tomorrow to stock up a bit. Nothing crazy (we learned from last year and have some more supply on hand) , but we want a bit more buffer in the reserve. Honestly, I’m less concerned about targeted shortages and more concerned about an ensuing economic collapse and/or becoming personae non grata due to our faith or our vaccination status.

      • westernsloper

        ensuing economic collapse

        I dug out my 401k managers number to call and see how much I can transfer to crypto. Somewhere I heard that is an option but I have no idea if that is true. I idiotically never did get into any of that because……. I am an idiot.

      • Suthenboy

        Same here. Meh, hindsight and all that…

    • rhywun

      That is my concern too. I really don’t want to have to buy all my groceries from Amazon or whatnot.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Doesn’t he live in SC? I highly doubt it there unless people are just worried bout the supply chain in general although the mood right now does remind me of late Feb/early March of last year.

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      Where’s Cernovich located?

      • Count Potato

        “Orange County, California”

    • Tundra

      Local Costco was normal today. I didn’t see any sign of stocking up. Unless a sweet-ass 82″ TV is prepping.

      They stock tri-tip here, which is cool.

  35. westernsloper

    Dogs may be able to tell when humans are deceiving them, according to a new study.

    Why are people studying this?

    • kinnath

      Better than gain of function research with deadly viruses?

      • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

        Plus, you GET TO WORK WITH DOGS. C’MON!

      • westernsloper

        This is an excellent point.

  36. Derpetologist

    Adventures in Online Dating

    ***

    Me: Why did the pizza burn the hipster’s tongue? Because he ate it before it was cool.

    Her: Is that somehow related to eating pussy?

    Me: I suppose it could be with enough effort. There are restaurants in Japan where men eat off of naked ladies. That must make for interesting job interviews.

    “What did you do at your last job?”

    “I was a plate.”

    Her: I’ve never had sushi but I would probably be a plate

    Me: Yeah, the life of an animate utensil is not for me. Which reminds me of the terrifying philosophical implications of the cursed servants in Beauty and the Beast.

    Her: Anne rice wrote a version of beauty and the Beast that’s erotica. Beauty was a sex slave

    Me: Kinky. Was it called “50 Shades of Grey Poupon”?

    Her: [sends pic her with her underwear in her mouth]

    Me: You see, that’s the sort pic that I just couldn’t pull off. Not that I’ve ever tried to entice women by sending them pictures of me with my underwear in my mouth. There’s a first time for everything though.

    ***

    • Ask your doctor if BEAM is right for you

      . . .

      I got nuthin’.

    • Suthenboy

      One of my worst dates: She excuses herself to the restroom before our food had arrived. She arrives back just as the food arrives. In front of the wait staff she plops her panties down on the table in front of me just as the waiter was about to set my plate down. Half way down he had to wait for me to pick the panties off of the table. The only thing good about that date was getting to see the smirk on the waiter’s face.

      • Ted S.

        And the two of you have been happily married for over 20 years.

      • Suthenboy

        Nope. Not that. one. She was nuts and not in the good way. That date was the first and last I had with her.
        I had to go through a hundred of them before I found a good one. Once I found her I never looked back.

        Me: ” You know, we have been married for 20 years.”

        Mrs. Suthenboy: “How could I not know? You have been telling me that for five years.”

        I am at that age where time just goes so fast I lose track.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      No man ever put his hand up a girl’s skirt searching for her library card. –Joan Rivers

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        er, a library card

    • Mojeaux

      That sounds promising. I LOLd.

    • Derpetologist

      Of the 40 or so women I’ve messaged this week, about a dozen responded and 2 turned out to be whores. It is, however, nice to know that the local rates are affordable.

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • Suthenboy

        How many turned out to be dudes?

      • Derpetologist

        So far, those LARPing as women have been considerate enough to self-identify. I saw a profile pic I could charitably describe as “least convincing drag queen ever”.

        This week’s entrant to my gallery of horrors was a nose-ringed single mom with herpes and a throat tattoo.

        She’s single and ready to mingle, guys!

      • R C Dean

        nose-ringed single mom with herpes and a throat tattoo

        I only count two of those as pretty much automatic disqualifiers.

      • Suthenboy

        What do you have against single moms and nose rings?

      • Suthenboy

        I was picturing a half bald guy with a huge, hairy belly sitting naked at his computer reading replies and tugging one out.

  37. Derpetologist

    them: wear a mask; get vaccinated

    me: stop giving money to Chinese virus labs

    • R C Dean

      I bet we still are, too. I haven’t heard that we stopped.

      That would be a good question to ask Saint Doctor Fauci next time he does a presser.

      • Suthenboy

        He gets very defensive when asked. There was the hissy fit with Rand Paul. Then again with Deucy. He really gets worked up, Dr. Iamscience.

      • Loveconstitution1789

        When Americans finally admit communist china used a biological weapon on us, the commies in America can say “we paid the chinese to do this to us, so we have no casus belli”.

  38. Tulip

    Late, but Humpday Zoom
    starts at 8:30pm EST

  39. Don Escaped Texas

    tdpri