302 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  2. Rebel Scum

    Non-Compliance Is an American Virtue That Stretches Back to Abolitionism

    C’mon, man. It is your American duty to comply.

    • Drake

      My patience is wearing thin, Jack.

    • R C Dean

      Pretty sure it stretches back to the Boston Tea Party, at a minimum.

      You know, not all good things started with the fight against slavery. I’m getting tired of the erasure of chunks of American history.

  3. waffles

    Damn Riven, these are some good links. You’re such a nerd and that’s awesome.

    • Ozymandias

      +1 – Great links. At first I wasn’t into them, but now I look forward to these.
      Thank you for sharing your interests, Riven. I dig these, even if I don’t game anymore.

  4. Count Potato

    “Parents at school board meetings have been chanting the famous phrase to protest school districts forcing their children to wear masks while attending school this upcoming semester. In Williamson County, TN, parents protested outside their children’s school building after the board voted to mandate masks in schools.”

    CNN assures me those are all icky people, unlike those saintly #Resist people.

    “Senator Rand Paul welcomes the phenomenon, recently writing in a Fox News op-ed, “I think the tide has turned, and more and more people are willing to stand up. I see stories from across the country of parents standing up to teacher unions and school boards. I see members of Congress refusing to comply with Petty Tyrant Pelosi.”

    Nice.

  5. Rebel Scum

    IT’S A TRAP!

    The president and First Lady Jill Biden visited Brookland Middle School in Washington, DC to highlight his masking and vaccination plans for school children.

    For students here at Brookland, once you all get vaccinated, you’re invited to a special visit at the White House,” he said.

    Some in the crowd clapped at the news as Biden continued, “I’m going to get in trouble with the Secret Service and everybody else, I’m not sure how we’ll mechanically do it.”

    He said if all the children were unable to fit in one room he would take them to the Rose Garden

    “Maybe let you fly the helicopters,” he said, before adding, “I’m only joking about that.”

    • CPRM

      “I’ll take you to the w-w-w-w-War Room. But remember, everything that happens in th-there is Top Secret. So you can’t tell anyone. It’ll be our little secret. No grown-ups allowed.”

      • Tres Cool

        +1 Uncle Touchy’s Puzzle Basement

    • Not Adahn

      I’m not sure how we’ll mechanically do it.”

      These are just elementary school kids. They could easily be packed into a single intermodal.

    • rhywun

      once you all get vaccinated, you’re invited to a special visit at the White House

      That might be the most hilarious thing I read all decade.

      Where do I sign up?!?!

  6. db

    robc, to respond to your comment on my post earlier:

    2. One nit-pick, remaining expected life is much less linear than you used, younger people have less expected years and older people more. It probably over-estimated your point on lost years. Still a good point, but it would be picked apart be a nay-sayer, who wouldn’t bother to redo the calculation, they would just yell “WRONG!”

    I think what you mean is that overall, it’s a very rough approximation to use the average age of the cohort and subtract it from an expected average life span to determine remaining life span. I struggled with that, but had no way of making a better estimate short of trying to dig up actuarial information on expected life span at every age. I’m not sure I get why you say, though, that younger people have less expected years and older people more.

    • robc

      Less expected than you calculated for the yound. And more than you calculated for the old. When I did a similar-type calculation for an article here 1.5 years ago, I used social security life expectancy data, and chose the midpoint of each range.

      https://www.ssa.gov/oact/STATS/table4c6.html

      You will see that life expectancy it age 85 is 6 years, versus your -5 years, for example.

      • db

        Ah, I see. Yeah, I didn’t go looking for that data. I was using a number from the US Census bureau that claimed an 80-year average lifespan (actually 81 for women, 79 for men).

      • robc

        Here are the numbers I would have used instead of the ones you did.

        1-4 74.25
        5-14 66.81
        15-24 57.07
        25-34 47.83
        35-44 38.75
        45-54 29.88
        55-64 21.77
        65-74 14.6
        75-84 8.13
        >=85 4.12

      • robc

        And I screwed it up, used male instead of averaging male/female.

        But you get the idea.

      • Tonio

        [Wedgies both nerds simultaneously as they are poring over the graphing calculator on the lunchroom table.]

      • Tres Cool

        /throws both in a locker

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      I will be curious to see if there is a decline in overall death numbers in the next few years.

      I suspect the Bad Cold just pulled a bunch of deaths forward.

  7. Rebel Scum

    I’m sure the after party will be a blast.

    According to a Russian state media report noticed by the Telegraph late Thursday, the Taliban is “considering inaugurating its new government on the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.”

    The story goes on:

    That report was amplified by the influential head of the RT channel and the media conglomerate that includes RIA Novosti, Margarita Simonyan, who said the symbolic date choice was deliberate.

    “The inauguration of Afghanistan’s new government has been scheduled for 9/11. The Talibs are good not only at generating memes but also at trolling,” she tweeted.

    • Not Adahn

      I think I heard on the radio that J.B. will not be addressing the country live tomorrow, but that he’d distribute a pre-recorded speech..

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        The speech written before the Taliban blitzkrieged through Afghanistan. That would be humorous.

    • Count Potato

      I wonder what, if anything, will happen tomorrow?

      • Ghostpatzer

        If history is any guide thousands of politicians will deliver stirring speeches praising the security state while standing atop the bodies of thousands of victims. They will also tell us why we must be equally vigilant against viruses.

      • rhywun

        The usual ceremony at ground zero is canceled, again.

        AMERICA STRONG!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’m sure it’ll be a blast as long as no one loses their head.

  8. J. Frank Parnell

    Unprecedented!

    Top Republicans are calling for a public uprising to protest Biden’s broad vaccine mandates, eight months after Jan. 6.

    It has been decades since America has witnessed such blatant and sustained calls for mass civil disobedience against the government.

    • Rebel Scum

      such blatant and sustained calls for mass civil disobedience against the government.

      I hear ya. The civil rights movement should have been put down with prejudice.

      • Gadfly

        Yeah, I was going to say that their choice of framing sort of torpedoed the argument they were making.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Who will be the first to board a NYC transit bus without a mask?

    • Tres Cool

      Oh, no. More Repube-lickans calling for another insurrection?

    • Raven Nation

      “There were no protests in January 2017.”

    • rhywun

      eight months after Jan. 6.

      OFFS!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Nothing to see in Portland.

  9. Count Potato

    “Hi diddly ho, Portland neighborinos!

    The Oregon city – which is plagued by homelessness and high crime – invoked Homer Simpson’s overly friendly neighbor Ned Flanders as the inspiration for a renamed bridge.

    Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler said that Ned is the perfect example for the city’s promotion of kindness during Monday’s ceremony to add the bushy mustachioed, church-loving character’s first name to a pedestrian bridge called Flanders Crossing.

    ‘Ned Flanders has been a quintessential emblem of good neighborliness for over 30 years, keeping his cool and trying his best to be a good neighbor even when confronted with his rather difficult neighbors, the Simpsons,’ Wheeler said.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9978109/Portland-Oregon-renames-new-bridge-Simpsons-character-Ned-Flanders.html

    OFFS!

    • The Other Kevin

      Can’t wait to hear the prayer they say when they dedicate it!

    • Ted S.

      Bridgey McBridgeface, please.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s the walking talking epitome of a radical Christian yellow supremacist…diddly…

    • The Other Kevin

      She’s just gotten to that season of Big Bang.

    • Animal

      Never.

      Stick it.

      In crazy.

    • Rebel Scum

      she wants a ‘romantic gesture’ every two weeks

      Then she better earn it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        *ctrl+f blow*

        Hmm, nothing.

    • db

      So seldom does the crazy make itself evident at such an early and timely point in a relationship. That guy should count his lucky stars he has been afforded this opportunity to gaze into the maw of the Lovecraftian horror and have a choice whether to step forward into it.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Get away from the blast radius. If you don’t know where the blast radius’ frontier is, just keep running.

    • DEG

      Sounds like a little BDSM going on. In other words, a Domme setting out rules for her sub.

    • Tres Cool

      The kid is cultivating teeth like Steve Harvey. And her resume is: ” I was going on three Tinder dates a week to go out there and meet people,’ she said.”

      I know Im old, but I dont think Tinder is the way to meet people like say…christianmingle.com or jewishmeet. Hell, farmersonly.com.

      • Gadfly

        I know Im old, but I dont think Tinder is the way to meet people like say…christianmingle.com or jewishmeet. Hell, farmersonly.com.

        True, but it is a good way to meet people, in the biblical sense.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “‘romantic gesture’ every two weeks”
      Anal sex every two weeks it is then.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      He looks like the kind of wuss who would sign it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Running is just the start. You better hide too.

    • EvilSheldon

      I hope the two of them are very happy together, and that I never have to think about them ever again.

    • R C Dean

      He’ll sign. Someone that loony can’t hide it for two weeks. I’d be shocked if he wasn’t throughly cowed by a life spent in an education system that hates males and isn’t shy about letting them know.

      Odds are very good he’s already broken, is what I’m saying.

      • R C Dean

        *checks pic in article*

        Yup. Soyboy.

      • The Hyperbole

        Well he did co-author it. why wouldn’t he sign it.

        They drew up the document together where they shared their expectations for one another, including boundaries and needs

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Remember when a “relationship contract” was the punchline of one of the shitty later seasons of Big Bang Theory? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’ve never seen a single minute of BBT, so no I don’t ‘member.

      • CPRM

        As compared to the shitty early seasons. (That show was like blackface of nerds)

    • Agent Cooper

      Used a Google Slides template. No originality. Not worth it.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Right?! She could’ve at least made it more fun with Comic Sans.

    • Agent Cooper

      He’s prettier than her.

    • Hyperion

      There’s your new democrat US Senator from whatever state she resides in. She can be the 4th member of the Twat Squad.

    • Mustang

      Libertarian moment?

  10. db

    We break from our usual song subject-matter to give you this, a preview of my day tomorrow.

    That looks like an *excellent* day ahead of you.

    • Tonio

      IKR? Da fonk.

    • Sensei

      This stuff was known locally for years.

      • creech

        Then Trump should have been running ads with the proof of the misdeeds in 2018. Hard to believe Trump took the high road in that campaign but he largely did.

  11. The Other Kevin

    There is one part of this Biden plan I can’t completely argue with, and that’s making more at-home tests available. Only instead of just giving FDA approval to the test that are made here in and sold in Europe, they are ramping up manufacturing of the few tests that are approved and subsidizing them. SMDH

    • rhywun

      Yeah, if I have to test out of the prick every week I sure as hell am not dragging my ass to the hospital where I have had my previous tests done, nor standing on line outside with the riff raff near me.

    • The Other Kevin

      You’re a lot more likely to catch an infection early if you have a stash of $3 tests in the bathroom closet. The other day we couldn’t find any home kits in stores, and we had to call multiple places to get a rapid test in a clinic. Most places have the test that has a 2-3 day turn around for results. They are saving the rapid tests for health care workers. So, a year and a half in, they’re still fucking this up.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Yep. My Spousal Unit’s cousins in The Netherlands have access to cheap rapid tests (available at local supermarkets all throughout the country).

      • Raven Nation

        Can you link to an example?

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Er, you talking to me or TOK?

      • Raven Nation

        Tok

  12. Tonio

    Since Neph is on detached duty, I will host the Friday GlibZoom Happy Hour / Dick Slashballs Fanclub / Nerd Shaming at 20:00 ET.

    • Ghostpatzer

      I expect many nerds, but who will be there to shame them?

    • Tulip

      Thanks To I’m. I can host tomorrow.

      • Tonio

        Thx.

    • DEG

      Thanks. I won’t be on tonight. Live music at a place I like nearby.

      Maybe tomorrow night I’ll join.

    • Tres Cool

      I gotta work.

      /kicks rocks

      • Tonio

        Sorry, buddy.

      • Tres Cool

        In Spiritus Mundi, brah.

    • Animal

      Gotta pass for tonight. Should be around for a while tomorrow.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ill report back on how bad the glib meet up is. I am assuming whiskey and dancing girls. This will probably be night one cause, well, we gotta work in the AM.

    • CPRM

      Bring your A-game! I’m already pre-gaming.

    • Mojeaux

      So, it says you have another meeting in progress.

      • The Hyperbole

        I’m in it’s the 2nd best Zoom ever.

      • Mojeaux

        I call shenanigans.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      As one of the token Canucks on this board, I can assure you that we are all exposed to tiny, continuous doses of insane leftism every single day.

      0/10 do not recommend.

    • Hyperion

      Nah, but I megadosed on beer a few times.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t think I’d take my drug dosing regimen from her.

  13. DEG

    In another notable instance of civil disobedience against COVID-19 mandates, Tesla’s Elon Musk reopened his production plant last year in defiance of the county official who had ordered that it must remain closed. “Tesla is restarting production today against Alameda County rules,” Musk stated. “I will be on the line with everyone else. If anyone is arrested, I ask that it only be me.”

    I wonder if Musk will ignore Biden’s mandate?

    • Ghostpatzer

      Is the penaltax $14k per day or $14k per violation? Elon could certainly absorb the former.

      • DEG

        I heard $14K per violation. I guess we’ll have to see the order first.

      • Hyperion

        All 800,000 pages of it that no one has ever read?

      • Tres Cool

        C’mon man- we have to pass it in order to see whats in it. something something Corn Pop blonde leg hairs

      • rhywun

        Anyone starting to think this is just another revenue generator?

      • Hyperion

        Well, we’re going to need a lot of revenue to pay for all these multi trillion dollar spending sprees.

      • Tres Cool

        Isnt FedGov paying pharma for all the vaccinations? I have yet to read how much each shot is.

      • The Other Kevin

        More than a hammer, less than a toilet seat.

      • Ownbestenemy

        So the price of a pencil

    • Agent Cooper

      How does enforcement work?

  14. Rebel Scum

    Don’t Yang my chain.

    Former presidential and New York mayoral candidate Andrew Yang is set to launch a third party next month, according to two people familiar with the matter.

    Yang is expected to start the party in conjunction with the Oct. 5 release of his new book, “Forward: Notes on the Future of Our Democracy.”

    It’s not clear what the name of Yang’s third party will be or how he plans to deploy it in 2022 or 2024. Yang and his team did not respond to requests for comment.

    But the book’s publisher, Crown, did give some clues about the type of platform Yang may pursue. It writes that the book is an indictment of America’s “era of institutional failure” and will introduce “us to the various ‘priests of the decline’ of America, including politicians whose incentives have become divorced from the people they supposedly serve.”

    Everyone should be distancing themselves from the Dems right now.

    • Hyperion

      Well, I guess brilliant minds think alike. But one of us could have went Yin while the other went Yang.

    • Hyperion

      “Forward: Notes on the Future of Our Democracy.”

      Democracy is such a fluid term now, it can mean whatever you want it to. They should adopt other words like freedom and liberty, see how they can transform those as well.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yang, the world’s stupidest rich Asian.

      • Tres Cool

        He’s not very smart if he thinks a 3rd party has a chance. He’s just arrogant.
        Bet he sucks at math & driving, too.

      • Hyperion

        Don’t discourage him. I think we need at least a few hundred lefty parties in competition with each other for votes.

      • Hyperion

        Yet still falling way short of outdoing the stupid rich whiteys.

    • Gadfly

      A third party actually kind of makes sense in New York state, given that the state has that unusual system where multiple parties can endorse the same candidate, which provides some (theoretical) leverage to minor parties.

  15. Hyperion

    Not the right party for me

    So, I think I know where to find that party Yang is looking for. It already exists. It’s right there in Beijing and they already have all those same policies Yang likes. I bet they’d let him join right now. And you know the best thing? No one has to vote for your ideas! And if someone doesn’t like them, you just disappear them!

    • Gustave Lytton

      “there was so much about New York City I did not know.”

      No way!

    • robc

      Interesting…4 parties is stable in a way that 3 parties arent.

  16. Tonio

    I learned the word iNtErCaPs today. I had never known what that annoying thing was called. Thanks, Riven.

  17. rhywun

    “I do not like spiders. I wish I did, because spiders are objectively excellent.”

    This one looks adorbs. Added to my wish-list.

    • EvilSheldon

      I do like spiders, and pixel-art platformers as well.

      • Hyperion

        What about spiders and snakes? She said that ain’t what it takes.

      • Tres Cool

        No love for baby snakes ?

      • Hyperion

        No baby snakes, or yellow snow.

      • Tres Cool

        -1 Huskies

      • db

        They live in a hole-hole, a hole-hole-hole, a tiny hole
        That is usually empty
        (Usually Empty!)
        They live in a hole-hole, a hole-hole-hole, a tiny hole
        That is usually scenty

      • EvilSheldon

        She’ll just have to settle for my ability to breathe through my ears.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I certainly agree with the sentiment “. . . spiders are objectively excellent,” ’cause they totally are.

      I always tell my neighbours that complain about having lots of spiders in their basement, “You don’t have a spider infestation problem — you have a bug infestation problem. It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet, and everyone’s invited.”

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Jumping spiders are on my list of things that make me go. “Sqeeee.”

      • I'm Here To Help

        I tend to tolerate spiders, and will often just remove them from the house rather than kill them. But the spinybacked orbweavers we have here in FL freak me the hell out. Especially as I generally don’t notice them until they are about 1″ away from my face when I’m out mowing the yard…

  18. Agent Cooper

    My new Twitter experiment: https://twitter.com/michael_malaise

    Just started. Thought about trying to do a tankie version of Malice, but thought it would just be easier to riff off my own thinking.

    Feel free to follow if you’d like. I’ll follow back. Thanks.

    • Hyperion

      We’d have to get Twatter accounts, so…

      • Tonio

        ^This. But I like his concept.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I like it. But I won’t get a Twitter account anyways.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Followed. Expect your internet clout to increase at logarithmic rates.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Is this cunte suggesting that traveling intra/interstate is a privilege?

    “There are privileges associated with being an American. That if you wish to have these privileges, you need to get vaccinated. Travel, and having the right to travel in our state, it’s not a constitutional right as far as I know to board a plane.”

    • Hyperion

      Can I still drive to another state? But if any state wants to be that authoritarian, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to visit it, like ever.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That broad is an offputting piece of shit.

    • rhywun

      Who is that woman and why is she everywhere? Is she even associated with the current administration in any capacity, or is she just the go-to source when CNN and friends need the totalitarian view on some issue…?

      • Hyperion

        “when CNN and friends need the totalitarian view on some issue…?”

        Why?, there’s already the Guardian and the Atlantic.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Previous president of Planned Parenthood.

        She’s gone full “if you pay me, I’ll say whatever totalitarian shit you want me to.”

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Former head of Planned Parenthood. She got the revolving door gig.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And an evil utilitarian bitch that would been fine working with Shiro Ishii

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        -Dr. Leana Wen is an emergency physician and visiting professor of health policy and management at the George Washington University Milken Institute School of Public Health.

        https://drleanawen.com/about-dr-wen

        Go to source public health doc.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      You can travel. It just has to be by foot.

    • Drake

      That guy un the corner is Toobin’ to her?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      “it’s not a constitutional right as far as I know to board a plane.”

      Maybe not, but I’d be willing to bundle her into a helicopter.

    • EvilSheldon

      “As far as I know…”, is about as far as I can throw a cheesecake underwater.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      Even those midwits at the U.N. have defined human mobility as a right (Article 13).

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        Ooops. Article 13 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

        My bad.

      • rhywun

        I took a gen ed class on that pile of crap in college. At least it was a fair examination of the thing and not some professor’s propaganda hobby horse.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      *checks Constitution*
      Darn it, I guess she’s right, I don’t even see the word airplane in here at all. Oh well.

  20. UnCivilServant

    No animal pictures for you guys today.

    We went to Meteor Crater then to the gun range to do some shooting.

    • EvilSheldon

      Far out!

    • Tres Cool

      You’re a great American. And Im going to bed.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The SMOD came too soon.

    • DEG

      Nice picture!

      I was there when I was a kid. It’s impressive.

      Good that you also got some shooting in.

      • UnCivilServant

        Got to try out a .380, and put 60 rounds through an M4 on full auto.

        I was surprised at how much it pulled to the right.

      • db

        I have several full auto guns; you learn to control that tendency pretty quickly.

        I’m a little surprised you said it pulled to the right though. I have an M4 and it usually doesn’t move much at all. Did it have some sort of special compensator on it, or maybe a flash hider that wasn’t clocked right?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know. There was some sort of muzzle device, but I didn’t get to check that closely, nor think to look.

      • DEG

        Nice.

      • db

        Also, did you get hooked on full auto? First time I fired a MG, I knew I had to find a way to own one.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know, if I had some more range time with full auto to find out…

  21. Hyperion

    Taliban businesslike and professional

    LOL. Wut? Jeebus, so was the Mafia, but that doesn’t mean you should get into bed with them. This is by far the stupidest administration this nation has ever seen. What about the Somali pirates?, those guys should probably also be our business partners.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Do they make the trains run on time too?

      A businesslike and professional government is probably confusing the hell out of our current administration.

      • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

        How would they even know what such an organization looks like? It’s not like they’ve ever been in one themselves.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      To a certain degree this doesn’t bother me. BS and buttering up is a part of diplomacy. It’s not unlike the “praise” that Trump gave Putin, mild as it was. The problem is that we let the Taliban grab us by the short hairs because they have hostage, er, Americans strand, er, people that we want back.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Not surprised, if they were a bunch of incompetent jagoffs they wouldn’t have run us out of the country.

  22. Ownbestenemy

    Just off the phone with my counterpart down in Phoenix. My permanent position is STARS (the automation part that ATC uses to separate aircraft; old school radar scope if you need reference) security and administration. He is absolutely livid about this and is spinning his wheels. I think my first action is to tell my boss I am stepping down from management. I will not be a manager that is writing termination paperwork. This stems from because I am in a temporary non-compete, as soon as the ‘attestation’ period closes, they will do this anyway. Next I plan on staying at the technician level until they are forced to fire me.

    Wife is freaked out so hopefully a night out with Neph and Girlfriend will help ease her mind a bit. We talked that maybe it is time to expand our business and get a second grooming trailer. I will drive the hired groomer around and act as onsite management (really just help and assist or sleep in the truck).

    She said “you are a Sagittarian…you made up your mind as soon as the news dropped, but I love that you at least talk to me about it”

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      It thought most ATC ‘radars’ were basically just IFF (or whatever the civil aviation version of that is) receivers. I suppose you need something for monitoring the airspace as well…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Primary, secondary and ADSB (space/ground-based sensors). Most high-volume terminals have an Airport Surveillance Radar (some have two) and a MODES (transponder bases, Mode 3/AC). We take all that data and create a 1-second update on the scopes for controllers.

    • DEG

      Best wishes to you. Nephilium is a good guy, I’ve hung out with him before. I’ve not met his girlfriend, but from what I see on the Zooms, she seems cool. I think you’re right, a night out with those two will help your wife.

      I think your plan for your job is a good one.

      I have one concern about expanding the dog grooming business: It’s a luxury that some people might cut back on when they lose their job. I have a bad feeling this upcoming bumpy road will be worse than the lockdown insanity.

    • Drake

      Good for you.

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      It can feel good just making a decision. Really hope it works out for you.

      I’m still gonna wait to see what our command officially send down to us. They have a history of slow-rolling this kind of thing, so I’m holding out hope. But not much.

      My concern is that the one shot I’d consider (J&J) is starting to become somewhat scarce. Fortunately there is one place locally that has it still, but I’m afraid that might change.

      • ignoreLander

        This isn’t a new question by any means, in fact I have read at least 2 threads on Glibs about what the best one to get is, if you have to do it. If you don’t mind my asking, why do you prefer the J&J?

      • Ted S.

        I broke down and got the J&J today.

        Supposedly it’s not an mRNA vaccine, but more importantly, just one shot.

      • Sean

        Well, until the booster shot…

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        How do you know? (sincere question, no snark)

      • CPRM

        He slit a guys throat with the vax card in a bar fight.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Same. I tried posting “how” and it kept throwing server errors….Hype confirmed Internet Nazy

      • The Hyperbole

        I’m morbidly obese, have a serious drinking problem, a family history of all kinds of bad health stuff, and smoked for 30 years. I got the Covid and lived. If not for the J&J vax I would be pining for the fjords.

      • kbolino

        From what?

      • ignoreLander

        I’m morbidly obese, have a serious drinking problem, a family history of all kinds of bad health stuff, and smoked for 30 years. I got the Covid and lived. If not for the J&J vax I would be pining for the fjords.

        So, assuming all that’s true, then, you could have died, but you didn’t die, like around 98% of people don’t, but you feel very grateful for not dying. Since you don’t believe in God, you need to express your thanks somewhere, so you’ll instead get on your knees and thank Big Pharma. Sounds about right.

        BUT…. Once again, assuming it’s all true, well, to admit I’m morbidly obese, have a serious drinking problem is a refreshing bit of honesty — cheers and keep fighting the good fight, The Hyperbole. See you in the Choir Invisible.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        I don’t mind at all.

        Basically, what Ted’s said are my two main reasons as well.

        I’d add that it seems like the more serious side effects for those in my demographic are from Pfizer/Moderna, but it’s REALLY hard to get clear data on that, even looking directly at VAERS.

      • ignoreLander

        Thanks and you too Ted. I have a lot of soul searching to do. I’m holding out hope it never makes it to the point where I have to make the call, but as they say, hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

      • Ownbestenemy

        FAA didn’t wait half a second. Email went out..get vaccinated.

      • CPRM

        I done told yahs!

  23. Ownbestenemy

    Such confidence

    “I think that the other measures that they took, certainly the issues with … the mandates related to the federal workforce and even the mandates on health care workers probably fall more squarely in the purview of what the federal government can do,” Gottlieb

    Probably? No its a non-starter, or should be.

  24. ignoreLander

    “Jim Crow segregation ended because people broke the law. Chattel slavery ended because people broke the law.”

    Not to be THAT GUY, but it’s not even a law. These are edicts by fiat, snuck in the backdoor through an unelected, unaccountable bureaucracy. Laws are passed by Congress.

    • rhywun

      Do be that guy – it’s an important point.

    • The Hyperbole

      States and Localities can’t have Laws?

      • The Hyperbole

        Never mind, reading fail on my part, I thought you were saying Jim Crow laws weren’t ‘Laws’, not the covid BS.

  25. Toxteth O'Grady

    @TPTB:

    Is Unreconstructed still around? That SOS was only a couple of hours ago.

    • Jerms

      He commented on something just yesterday.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yes, that’s what concerns me!

  26. Shpip

    As noted on Glibs back in June, Florida’s First District Court of Appeal shut down a county’s mask mandate in no uncertain terms.

    Two weeks ago, a circuit (local) judge from Tallahassee, smack in the middle of the First District’s jurisdiction, decided that county-level school mask mandates were okey-dokey after all.

    Today the DCA reasserted its authority. Cue much wailing and gnashing of teeth from the usual suspects.

    • DEG

      🙂

  27. The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

    Okay, Riven, I just clicked on your Bootsy Collins link.

    Possibly the best top-of-article music link I’ve seen in weeks.

    10/10 Would recommend.

    • db

      yep!

  28. Ownbestenemy

    In case anyone was wondering:

    Norway recognizes natural immunity. Even though they have gone the passport route, you can at least show a positive test and recovery and be deemed ‘protected’ for 12 months.
    Sweden recognizes natural immunity. Theirs is 6months and only have to test if a doc recommends.
    Denmark recognizes natural immunity.

    Granted they all utilize some form of ‘passport’ but damn…we fucking suck.

    • Drake

      I’d be calling around trying to find somebody with covid to cough on me.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Market opportunity for a Covid positive whorehouse?
        “Best kr500.00 you ever spent.”
        (No, they don’t use the euro.)

      • Ownbestenemy

        Seriously, minus their passport issue, their approach is solid. Hey you..you are 70 years old…dude, take this and stay away as much as you can from these places. Those that are not that..wash your hands, pay attention and limit your time out among large crowds. Still don’t like that but Biden could have easily implemented that instead.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I agree minus the passports. They’re more rational than us for sure.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And Denmark ended their passport scheme (which also offered a 72 hour testing option to vaccine or recovery) this week as they lifted remaining restrictions. Like that would happen here.

  29. trshmnstr the terrible

    As I mentioned yesterday, I’m trying to put together a religious exception document for people to use when the vaccine mandates begin rolling out in earnest.

    I’ve put together a preliminary outline (below). Any topics that need to be added? Any additional info to make sure to include? Anything that doesn’t belong? Your feedback will help make this actually useful for folks when the time comes.

    I. Introduction and Summary of Appeal 4
    I.A. Top-Level Summary of Grounds for Exemption 4
    I.B. EEOC Religious Exemption Guidance 4
    I.C. Plea to Consider this Appeal with Humanity and an Open Mind 4
    II. Conscientious Objections to Mandatory COVID-19 Vaccine 5
    II.A. Vaccine Mandates are Anathema to Those Whose Worldviews Affirm Self-Ownership 5
    II.A.1. Ethical Medicine Requires Personal Autonomy for Medical Decisions 5
    II.A.2. Informed Consent, A Cornerstone of Ethical Medicine, Does not Exist When The Recipient is Under Duress 5
    II.A.3. Historically, Compulsory Medical Experimentation Has Been Viewed as a Crime Against Humanity 5
    II.B. Employers aren’t Well Suited to Evaluate the Ethical Component of Their Employees’ Personal Medical Decisions 5
    II.B.1. Risk Evaluation and Balancing is Outside the Realm of Science 5
    II.B.2. Not All People Have the Same Risk Profile 5
    II.B.3. Worldview Strongly Informs How People Approach the COVID-19 Vaccination 5
    II.C. Diverse Workforces Approach Personal Medical Decisions from Diverse Worldviews 5
    II.C.1. A Company Vaccine Edict Necessarily Violates the Conscience of a Diverse Workforce 5
    II.C.2. Forcing a Diverse Workforce to Conform to the Company’s Worldview on Personal Health is Uninclusive 5
    III. Christian Objections to Mandatory COVID-19 Vaccine 5
    III.A. Compelling Vaccination Violates the Christian Liberty of Conscience 5
    III.A.1. Conditioning Continued Employment on Vaccination Forces a Christian to Choose Between Their Faith and Their Livelihood 5
    III.B. Aborted Fetal Tissue Used in the Development and Testing of the Available Vaccines Violates the Christian Belief in Sanctity of Life 5
    III.B.1. The Pfizer and Moderna Vaccines were Tested Using ____ Fetal Cell Line 5
    III.B.2. The Janssen (J&J) Vaccine is Produced using Fetal Cell Tissue 5
    III.C. Forced Medical Experimentation is an Injustice, and Christians are Compelled to Oppose Injustice 6
    III.D. Christians are Called to Discernment when Caring for their Bodies 6
    III.D.1. Christians are Commanded to View Their Bodies as Temples of God 6
    III.D.2. Through a Biblical Interpretation, Christians Discern the Truths Undergirding the COVID-19 and Reject the Vaccines 6
    III.D.3. “Mark of the Beast”: Ascendancy of Evil as Seen Through a Christian Apocalyptic Lens 6
    IV. Rational Objections to Mandatory COVID-19 Vaccine 7
    IV.A. Vaccine Mandates are Political, not Scientific 7
    IV.A.1. Vaccine Sentiments Changed after 2020 Election 7
    IV.A.2. Demographic Analysis of COVID-19 Impact Suggests Targeted Treatments Based on Demographic Risk Factors, not One-Size-Fits-All Vaccination Program 7
    IV.A.3. Conflicts of Interest Call the Neutrality of Policymakers into Question 7
    IV.B. Information about the Efficacy and Safety of the Vaccines is Unclear 7
    IV.B.1. COVID-19 Vaccines are Only a Fraction as Effective as Natural Immunity 7
    IV.B.1.a. COVID-19 Vaccines will Require Regular Boosters to Remain Effective 7
    IV.B.1.b. COVID-19 Vaccines are Not Effective Enough to Avoid Breakthrough Cases 7
    IV.B.2. COVID-19 Vaccines Have Been Linked to Various Side Effects 7
    IV.B.2.a. A Disproportionate Number of Side Effects have been Reported in 2021 due to COVID-19 Vaccines 7
    IV.B.2.b. Myocarditis and Pericarditis Have Been Observed in COVID-19 Vaccine Recipients 7
    IV.B.2.c. Anecdotal Reports of Fertility and Reproductive Issues in COVID-19 Vaccine Recipients are Concerning 7
    IV.B.2.d. Spike Proteins Cause Vascular Damage, and the COVID-19 Vaccines Generate Spike Proteins 7
    IV.C. It is Impossible to Form a Confident Opinion About COVID-19 and the COVID-19 Vaccines 7
    IV.C.1. “15 Days to Stop The Spread” to “Boosters Every 6 Months”: A Descent Down the Slippery Slope 7
    IV.C.2. Mainstream Sources Provide False, Inconsistent, and Incomplete Information about COVID-19 7
    IV.C.3. Censorship of Alternative Viewpoints Makes it Impossible to Evaluate Their Merits 7
    IV.D. There are Several Historical Warning Signs Against Naive Acceptance of COVID-19 Vaccine Mandates 7
    IV.D.1. The Nuremberg Code: Learning Lessons from Medical Experimentation during World War II 7
    IV.D.2. Anthrax Vaccine: The Canary in the Vaccine Mandate Coal Mine 8
    IV.D.3. Operation Warp Speed: Shortcutting the Vaccine Safety Process 8
    IV.D.4. Vaccine Recalls are Common, Even When the Full Safety Process is Completed 8

  30. Winston

    https://mises.org/wire/lockdowns-and-vaccine-mandates-chinas-most-successful-exports

    It is neither Red Scare hyperbole nor misplaced attribution to say that the covid regime established in the Western world is primarily a product of the Chinese regime. I refer not strictly to the claim that covid-19 originated in a Wuhan lab but also to the fact that the propaganda campaign that “informs” the covid response is directly attributable to Beijing. As Michael P. Senger has brilliantly demonstrated, the entirety of the covid response is an export of Xi Jinping’s regime.

    Out of a perverse admiration for China’s draconian lockdown measures, due to financial conflicts of interest deriving from Chinese money and the strange fear of failing to evince sufficiently totalitarian impulses, Western health agencies, governments, scientists, media, and citizens have adopted and promoted Beijing’s supposedly successful methods for controlling a viral pandemic, thereby transforming Western democracies, to varying degrees, into budding totalitarian states. Australia represents the most egregious example, while other countries, such as Lithuania, are not far behind. It remains to be seen what the US and many other nations will do as the covid narrative crumbles in the face of the mounting evidence of mistakes and apparent malfeasance. Likely, they will double down.

    I would like to point out that the Rockwellians are anti-war and pro-free trade.

  31. limey

    I had an in-person interview today. The first such thing since the NIH-Eco Health Alliance-WIV panic-demic hit. There were no masks, and a firm handshake with no sanitizer.

    • Drake

      Good luck!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      The best of British luck! ??

    • DEG

      Best wishes!

    • limey

      Thanks dudes! I’m pretty certain I have the job if I want it but there are a couple of other opportunities that might work out better in the long run. Will know better next week.

      • CPRM

        opportunities that might work out better in the long run.

        Aye, like stayin’ on tha dole, lad.

      • limey

        Sadly a popular option among many.

  32. Winston

    Reading yesterday’s threads and seeing how many glibs are acting like the USSA is here is frightening to say the least. I mean I thought that day would be coming soon but seeing it in reality is something else…

      • limey

        Buttholes!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Hard to believe they used to jam so well as acided up as they supposedly were. A criminally underrecognized band.

    • db

      Perhaps you would care to elaborate?

    • Mustang

      It’s frightening that Glibs think the USSA is here or that it is actually here?

    • CPRM

      USAA is here. GRONK SAY SO!

    • Ownbestenemy

      They have been great for banking, credit and my car insurance. They are still here.

    • kbolino

      Some of y’all motherfuckers need to take the white pills. The regime is weak, their victory condition (total control) is much harder to achieve than ours, and they get further up their own assholes every day.

      • CPRM

        take the white pill

        Is that the one that makes me taller or the one that makes me shorter, cuz I would like to be taller.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is the one that makes you are in a psychedelic dream while a pedophile rapes you.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I disagree but I hope you’re right. We’ll see I suppose. We might win but it might get very ugly in the process. I think you’re fooling yourself if you think they’re weak.

      • Winston

        The regime is weak, their victory condition (total control) is much harder to achieve than ours, and they get further up their own assholes every day.

        Hope you are right…

  33. Gender Traitor

    Unabashedly OT – although is mention of a great deal on fine beef ever REALLY OT other than in the context of an article about vegan cooking? – We hit the jackpot at Chez GT/TT today: TT was at Sam’s to get other stuff and thought he’d just sigh & drool over the ribeyes. Then he found a package of two that had apparently been mispriced ~$9-10/lb. lower than the others. And then he found another one. So…why not both??

    We will grill steaks tomorrow to prove that the terrorists didn’t win.

    • ignoreLander

      I’ll drink to that. Very nice….

    • CPRM

      It’s fair time, and local grocery has deals on the animals meats they bought at the auction. I was tempted to get some good cut of steak, but I don’t feel like cooking a real meal to go with it. So I bought some more expensive per pound, but cheaper by the package ‘sandwich steak’ cuts to slice up and put in a tortilla…at some point when I get hungry. It’s sliced and marinating now.

      • Gender Traitor

        Sounds good – and much easier prep than regular steak cuts.

        But did the county fair have butter sculptures??

      • CPRM

        I didn’t go to the fair this year. But I’ve never seen such a thing. Here we eat the butter. Sculpture is for chainsaws and logs.

  34. J. Frank Parnell

    Found a new word today:

    To the old wolves-sheep-sheepdogs analogy, we must add after 18 months of observing this pandemic and the rise of the Karenwaffe that a great many people wish to be sheep with teeth.

    • limey

      ?

  35. ignoreLander

    I archived the SpongeBob link to have a look merely so I could share this.

    While there I noticed there was a new God of War trailer so I searched it and watched. This is my favorite game series of all time so I was really awaiting the next one. Watching the trailer I am so disappointed. Reasons:

    1. They are using the same locale as the last game. I understand it’s a continuation but no 2 GoW games have ever been set in the same spot.
    2. Combat looks derivative; the throwing axe and shield scheme from the last game was a breath of fresh air and truly was new and exciting. The axe is back, and the Blades of Chaos appear to be back since there was some chain-based combat. The shield in use was the exact shield from the last game.
    3. Same enemies. Saw Frigga, saw trolls, saw some lizard creatures that looked a lot like the dragons from the last one. Yes there was Thor, I assume he’s the big bad.
    4. Same friends. Atreus/Loki being his same moody self, the 2 dwarves that forge weapons and armor were back.

    All in all, just looks like more of the same. I was hoping they would kick it up another notch.

    I had also heard rumors about this one being woke as hell. In the trailer, we get to see Kratos getting his ass kicked by 95-pound Frigga. Yes she’s a goddess, but he’s a god. Then at the very end, we get some dialogue from a very young black girl with braids. In pre-historic Scandinavia. Yeah, this doesn’t bode well.

      • kbolino

        And just the other day I was thinking the Internet as we once knew it was dead.

    • CPRM

      I haven’t played God of War since the PS2 days. What was is it? Square, Square, Triangle? Killed all the bitches. Speaking of bitches.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Is that the one where you grab that old crusty guy by the beard and punch him in the face? Loved that one. Oh ya…Zues.

    • Ownbestenemy

      So they are going the Assassin’s Creed route and just randomly moving him through timelines?

      • ignoreLander

        Pretty much. I guess they figured they had done all they can with Greece. So the story is he went into exile across the sea and ended up in Scandinavia, where he settled and lived a very quiet life for many years, hence why he’s so old now, and had a son and a wife. The wife died, somehow the Norse gods figured out who he is, and decided they wanted a piece of him. They actually did a pretty good job I think blending the 2 mythologies, problem is, they are going back to that well again.

    • Animal

      Is it weird that I want some now?

      I’ve long wanted a piece of Aerogel as well. I have no use for the stuff; I just want a chunk around, just because it looks like cool stuff.

      • Mojeaux

        The black hits some uncanny valley thing for me.

        I’ve long wanted some aerogel.

      • Kwihn T. Senshel

        Just watched a YouTube on that stuff… its insulation properties are amazing.

      • commodious spittoon

        A chunk of gallium.

    • limey

      Vantablackface is creepier.

      • Animal

        Racist.

      • limey

        Facist.

    • The coolest vaccine-free BEAM in the world™

      I would totally blackface myself with that paint!

      Yeah, they’d try to cancel me — but they’d have to find me first!

    • db

      Dick Slashballs rides a Vantablack jet ski.

    • Sean

      Heh.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thanks trashy…really thanks!

  36. juris imprudent

    Back from vacation. It seems that the defiers of authority out in the desert did not create a catastrophe. The bureaucracies of both the federal govt (BLM) and the private sector (Burning Man Project) have much to learn from this. I have very low expectations of them actually learning what they should.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Welcome back superspreader!

    • Gustave Lytton

      I wish you guys had just stuck to a rain dance instead of a vaccine mandate dance.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      You went to the unofficial Burning Man? Good for you although are you sure you’re not still tripping and you actually died from Covid?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not far off from the alternative media’s reporting that he was working for the US in some form or capacity as an interpreter. Doesn’t matter, narrative set, reports made, people cheered. Wash, rinse, repeat; it is the American way.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He did, just like every president since Wilson.

      • Ownbestenemy

        True…but given the mood and absolute silence on it, maybe it should be, I don’t know, elevated to the fact we bombed the shit out of a car with water and then lied about it to show ‘we did something!’. I know, it will enrage the ‘right’ and fortify the ‘left’ but fuck…if it wakes up a few more people it is worth it.

        I equate this to Clinton bombing the aspirin factory after wetting his cigar.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s on the press, the enemy of the people but government’s gonna government so that’s to be expected.

    • CPRM

      ‘It’s something we have to sit down and discuss.’ Um…then why haven’t you?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I pointed out above that the Nordic…I mean Scandanavian countries all recognize immunity after a positive result. It is all bullshit all the time from our government on that.

  37. Breet Pharara

    Random musing, but what the hell is the political calculus on this mandate? They can say it’s MAGA country not getting the shot, but they have to know that a bunch of that 25% are black or young, who skew Democrat. You can write off that 25% right off the top voting for you. Then you’ve got to figure another big chunk who will go along with it, but still fundamentally object to it. Not only that, but those groups are going to be HIGHLY motivated to vote, creating a huge enthusiasm gap.

    Am I missing something? I know the administration has no where else to pivot to, but this seems like a massive political loser. I don’t know how anyone could convince themselves otherwise regardless of whatever echo chamber you’re in.

    • Homple

      There will be a de facto grievance group exemption from vaccination.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They know they have 25-30% within their own ranks that haven’t gotten it. Federal ‘attestation’ was rolled out 2-weeks ago among ‘executives’ in DC and just started at the field level…then this…

      It doesn’t take much to show that even his workforce is following the public at the 30/70% rate of vax/non-vax.

    • Breet Pharara

      Also, just anecdotally, I’m in a very blue suburb of Chicago. The first time around, the mask mandate had 100% compliance and the stores pushed decently hard to enforce it. This go around, is completely different. Still like 70% (best guess) compliance in the stores I’m in, but that’s a solid group who aren’t even showing token compliance. No staff is saying a word either. “It’s just a mask”, was obnoxious to hear, but they had a point that it takes minimal effort to comply. The fact that even token compliance is out the window for a big group in a blue area is…very interesting to me.

      Full stadiums, things open, eyerolling at the CDC. The normies are fed up and it’s showing more and more.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I notice mostly 20 somethings masking more than anyone, I don’t get it,

  38. Yusef drives a Kia

    I like fishing, but don’t like fish, that said, there is so much fishing here, when TSHTF I’ll at least eat, I’m up to 3 poles now, LuteFisk!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just batter it and deep fry it and everyone loves it.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        LM Bass, Pike, Walleye, and right now the Salmon are running, lots to try, and I got a license, they are strict.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Larf!
        /not a Yooper, but close,

      • CPRM

        The only fish I don’t eat battered and fried are tuna and salmon.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Shark Steak, oh Hell yes!

  39. Ownbestenemy

    Looking at data, stemming from the beginning of 2021, I guess it is true.

    https://twitter.com/axios/status/1436317858271801357

    Top Republicans are calling for a public uprising to protest Biden’s broad vaccine mandates, eight months after Jan. 6.

    It has been decades since America has witnessed such blatant and sustained calls for mass civil disobedience against the government.

  40. Yusef drives a Kia

    How do you unhook a Pike? Stun it with a rock, it’s jaw slacks and you needlenose the hook out. OTOH, my Fishing guide tells a story of a guy sticking his entire hand in a Pikes mouth and it woke up, “hit it again!”
    Lol

    • Kwihn T. Senshel

      What do you think that might look like for the average person? I’m one of those people that’s terrible with money (getting slowly better), and finance tends to confuse me, so I honestly don’t know.

      Seems like the banking system is already something of a shell game, but so long as people can get their $ out and the balances don’t actually go down, then I’m wondering what impact this sort of thing will have.

      Until, you know, the “suddenly” conclusion to the “gradually” ramp-up occurs.

    • Ownbestenemy

      *notes all deposits are now under $500* Wonder how long til they pickup on Venmo and other apps like that cause that is uh…a major revenue stream for us

    • Ownbestenemy

      Statements like these “The Secretary would be given broad authority to issue regulations necessary to implement this proposal.” should never be allowed….ever.

  41. l0b0t

    Where da white women zoom at? Link says Tonio has another meeting in progress.

    • Ownbestenemy

      He is finishing up his bear hunting trip

  42. Fourscore

    Strangely, the Dept of Ed can’t teach kids to read after 50 years but the CDC can pronounce a vaccine A-OK after a year